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DONKEY: Man Breaks Into Apartment, Unwraps Christmas Gifts & Sleeps On Couch
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C mintmobile.com Execution on the Donkey of the Day is something to behold. They gave me donkey of the Day and I deserve the People need to know. Well, you need to tell them I am. You have the voice. Tell them it's time for Donkey of the Day. It's a reading, but you're so good at it, you're trying to be a fake ass Charlemagne. There's only one Charlemagne involved. Damn Charlamagne who you give to dust the other day too now, man, you know why life is so funny? Why? Because G Herbo was playing and Jess is in the background like, yo, I love this G Herbo record. It's so hard. But then somebody else in the chat is, right? Somebody in the chat said it's too early for these G herbo aggressive run on sentences. The beat is so hard. Oh, that's why art is so subjective, man. Salute to G Herbodo Donkey. Today for Wednesday, December 3rd is a double donkey. First, there is a man from Maine named Jose Harvey. He was 50 years old and he was arrested Sunday after a resident called and reported that a man had broken into their apartment, was sleeping on their couch and refused to leave. Authorities said Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was in the apartment. If you ask me, it's probably because he was homeless in Maine, okay? And Maine is very cold. All right? Do you know how cold Maine is? All right? This was bang or Maine. Am I pronouncing that right? Bang or Maine. Now, I'm not no meteorologist, but if there's one thing I know about Maine, and by one thing I know about Maine, I mean literally one thing. This is the one thing I've ever heard about Maine that it gets very cold, okay? And I did some research this morning, and by research, I mean I typed in temperature in Bang or Maine. All right? Today is a high of 32 with a low of 21 for the rest of the week. Tomorrow the low is 4 degrees, okay? Friday's low is 4 degrees with a high of 17. So when I see authorities say Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was in the apartment. Well, the logical reason, to me, it was probably because he was cold, all right? And homeless. Not making any excuses for him because I don't know if that was indeed the reason, but if it is the reason. I've learned in life not to judge people for what they do when they are in survival mode. But understand, if you broke in my house, I don't know your situation. I just know you broke in my house. Now you sleep on my couch and you're refusing to leave. So now I'm in survival mode. So don't judge me when I shoot you, okay? And that's exactly why you shouldn't be breaking into people's houses. Okay? I'm really serious when I say I feel like people who break into other people's houses, they gotta be suicidal, all right? It's no way you care about living. You better off playing a game of Russian roulette because you are playing with your life in ways that you don't even understand because you don't know what people holding when you break into their residence. But let's get back to the matter in hand. I told y' all this was a double donkey. All right, you got the first one. Jose Harvey. Jose Harvey broke into somebody's apartment for no logical reason. But I want to play you the actual news report and I want to know if you can tell who the other donkey in this story is. Let's go to WABI 5 News for the report, please. Milford Mann was charged with aggravated criminal trespass after he allegedly broke into a Bangor apartment. Bangor police say 50 year old Jose Harvey was arrested Sunday after a State street residential called and reported that a man had broken into their apartment. Police say the resident also told them that Harvey was sleeping on their couch and refused to leave. The tenant told authorities that they later discovered their bathroom window had been opened and all of their Christmas presents had been unwrapped near where Harvey was found. Authorities say Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was in that apartment. What's the other donkey in this story? Envy. What's the other donkey in this story? Just let me give you a little bit more context, okay? According to Breakfast Club Producers, this story was published on November 25th. Okay, November 25th, play that news report one more time now that you know that Milford Mann was charged with aggravated criminal trespass after he allegedly broke into a Bangor apartment. Bangor police say 50 year old Jose Harvey was arrested Sunday after a State street residential called and reported that a man had broken into their apartment. Police Say the resident also told them that Harvey was sleeping on their couch and refused to leave. The tenant told authorities that they later discovered their bathroom window had been opened and all of their Christmas presents had been unwrapped near where Harvey was found. Authorities say Harvey could not provide a logical reason why he was in that apartment November 25th. Yes. Christmas presents. Yes. That news report said the tenants discovered their bathroom window had been open and all their Christmas presents had been unwrapped. The Grinch, the other donkey in this story is the tenants of this apartment for already having wrapped Christmas presents two days before Thanksgiving. Okay, who in the hell already got Christmas presents wrapped two days before Thanksgiving? Is the turkey even thawed out? Has any part of Thanksgiving dinner been cooked yet? Has anybody, you know, put the boiled the yams yet? It should be illegal to already have Christmas gifts wrapped before Thanksgiving. We don't even put the lights out until after Thanksgiving. Trees don't even go up until after Thanksgiving. But you already got Christmas presents wrapped. Nah. Jose and Diddy gonna break in and unwrap your gifts. Okay? This is yet more proof that Thanksgiving doesn't even matter anymore. Okay? Thanksgiving is just a small speed bump between Halloween and the Christmas season. I told y'. All, the month of November should be the. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas season. And then December 1st, full blown Christmas. Okay. Mariah Carey song playing Feliz Navidad. Okay? Christmas trees up everywhere. Lights. Let's get it. It is time. Because once we do that, we will be looking at these individuals like they're normal. But right now, I'm looking at these tenants like they're crazy. Please give Jose, Harvey and the tenants of this residence the biggest he ha ba humbug, bro, what is up with you? You mad because they. They decided the. The cash in on the. The Christmas presents and have them under the tree already wrapped by November 25th. Holiday. Because they got their stuff together and they've been saving all year long. Got their gifts. They went shopping early. They wanted December 25th Christmas presents already wrapped. Yes. That's mad, man. You tell me what's wrong with that. You tell me what's wrong with that. Is it the fact that they making the kids wait? Like I don't even know if they got kids. You know what I'm saying? I just don't like people that, you know, plan that far in advance. That's crazy. You got your life together so much that you already got your Christmas presents wrapped November 25th. You are a Grinch. All these Stores going out of business. Maybe they got the gifts mad early when the stores was getting out. Going out of business. But it's one thing to have the gifts in the house. But you already got a rap too, yo. It's one thing if you buy them. You're a hater. Black people make for anything. This wasn't even humbug. This wasn't even the sales. We ain't even get to the Black Friday sales. This was November 25th. There was no Black Friday sales. Maybe they bought everything on team and they ordered it early because of the tariffs and they got it early. Well, they definitely getting donkey for wrapping up Teemu gifts. Who the hell would waste Christmas presents on Teemu gifts? And I love Teemu. I would never wrap it up. They already come wrapped. See what I'm saying? I would never waste no good. Maybe the gift wrap came from Teemu. Maybe the gift wrap came from Teemu. You can buy gifts wrap from Timu. I'm sure you can. You can buy any Google, right? You can. You can buy anything from Timu. Yo, but Timu come wrapped up. Up with tape. Yeah. Alibaba Timber. I'm sure they got it for sale. Damn, man. You see it there? I'm looking it up right now. See? Jesus. See, I told you. For six pieces of festive red plaid and snowflake gift wraps. Can we play a game? Because Jose Cueva. What's his name? Jose. His name ain't no goddamn Jose Cuevo. What is his name? Yo, Jose. What? Hey, I like that, you hear? Jose, you stop playing my joint. Why you want Christmas song? What is his last name? Sean Harvey. His first name is Jose. Oh, man, that mixed. He's mixed because ain't no way first name. All right. Thank you for that donkey today, Felice Navi Dot. This is the greatest Christmas song ever. You hear me? No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. 800-585-1051. We're talking to Diddy Doc. Did you watch the Diddy Doc? It's four parts. Let's discuss. It was shot. Well shot. Hella well. They did amazing job with it. But let's talk about it when we come back. What's your thoughts on it? Can you turn this off, please? This is the great. First of all, you Dominican, don't you ever disrespect your own people. This is the greatest Christmas song of all time. Okay, I've come to that conclusion. Felice Navidad slaps dropping a clues box to breakfast. I ain't never heard nobody say that. 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