DONKEY: Man Charged After Kissing Officer’s Neck While Being Arrested

Summary

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The Breakfast Club — "Donkey of the Day: Man Charged After Kissing Officer’s Neck While Being Arrested"

Date: August 28, 2025
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
Segment: Donkey of the Day
Episode Focus: The bizarre arrest of Cleo Williams Jr., who kissed a police officer's neck during an arrest and was convicted of sexual battery.

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Episode Overview

On this episode of The Breakfast Club, Charlamagne Tha God delivers his signature "Donkey of the Day" segment, shining a spotlight on Cleo Williams Jr., a Kansas man who took things way too far during his arrest. The main theme revolves around self-control (or the lack thereof), the consequences of impulsive behavior, and the sometimes absurd intersections of crime and sexuality. The hosts use their sharp humor and candid commentary to break down the incident, its implications, and broader lessons on personal discipline.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Breakdown of the Incident (02:11)

• Charlamagne introduces the segment (as Donkey of the Day), focusing on Cleo Williams Jr.:
  • 44-year-old from Kansas, arrested in December 2024 after a domestic disturbance.
  • While being handcuffed, Cleo kissed the arresting officer’s neck.
  • Found guilty of sexual battery against a police officer.

"Sometimes I see 'Junior' in people’s names and I say, boy, that senior must be embarrassed. Okay? And today is one of those days. See, Cleo Williams Jr. is a freaky ass boy." — Charlamagne Tha God [02:17]

On Lack of Discipline

• Charlamagne’s take on self-restraint and consequences:
  • Jokes about people being ruled by "cheeks" and lacking what he repeatedly calls "D discipline" (sexual discipline).
  • Stresses the importance of men controlling their "stomach, tongue, and penis," claiming this would solve "99% of problems."
  • Warns that poor self-discipline leads to trouble, just as it did for Cleo.

"A man has to learn to control three things. His stomach, his tongue and his penis, okay? A man that has learned to control those three things to solve 99 of those problems, okay?" — Charlamagne Tha God [03:02]

The Sexualization of Handcuffs (03:40)

• Comments on how some people are turned on by symbols of control, such as handcuffs.
• Jokes that maybe Cleo couldn’t help himself because handcuffs are associated with "a thrilling submissive dynamic."

"Some people sexualize handcuffs, okay? That’s why they sell them in sex stores. People like the control, the power exchange...that feeling of vulnerability and surrender. People find that exciting. And Cleo must have been one of those people." — Charlamagne Tha God [03:48]

Humor and Absurdity

• Playful speculation about whether the officer was a man or woman:
  • If it was a male officer, jokes that jail would provide further opportunities.
  • If female, suggests Cleo wanted “one little taste of female flesh” before incarceration.
• Uses phrases like "stop and frisk turned to stop and kiss" for comedic effect.
• Reiterates the lesson: channel urges into productive goals, not short-term pleasure.

"You can kiss all the men's you want to in jail, unless, of course, you really, really, really, you know, get bricked up over a man in uniform." — Charlamagne Tha God [04:40]

Community Reaction and Closing (06:12)

• Plays “The Sweet Sounds of the Hamiltones” as part of the Donkey of the Day tradition.
• Exchange among hosts about the absurdity and hilarity of the case.
• Angela Yee teases DJ Envy about yelling out Cleo’s name, maintaining a playful banter.

"You are the donkey of the day. Hee-haw, scream his name out now. Envy. Yeah, you screamed his name out a little while ago. Scream it out now. Nope. Yeah, you don't scream it out. Crazy." — Angela Yee [06:15]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Charlamagne Tha God [03:15]:

  "When you don't have any D discipline, you're done for out here, okay?"

• Charlamagne Tha God [05:10]:

  "Sexual discipline, okay? Sexual discipline. You have to learn to have, okay? Because you got to redirect that energy towards being productive. You want productive goals, not short term pleas, okay?"

• Angela Yee [06:34]:

  "And why would you even just scream his name after he said he’s a freaky ass boy and he need to… come to the front of the congregation."

• Charlamagne Tha God [05:51]:

  "This man, Cleo Williams Jr., is getting sentenced on September 26th, all because he let stop and frisk turn to stop and kiss."

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 02:11 — Charlamagne introduces Donkey of the Day
• 03:02 — The importance of "D Discipline"
• 03:40 — Discussion on handcuffs, control, and sexualization
• 04:40 — Gender speculation and jail humor
• 05:10 — Advice on sexual discipline and life choices
• 05:51 — "Stop and frisk" turned "stop and kiss" punchline
• 06:12 — Sweet Sounds of the Hamiltones, Donkey of the Day tradition
• 06:34 — Closing host banter

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Episode Tone and Style

Fast-paced, irreverent, and unfiltered. Charlamagne’s comic roast is mixed with slightly serious moral lessons, while Angela and Envy’s playful interjections keep the mood light and hilarious. The conversation oscillates between clowning on the day's subject and reflecting broader societal points on discipline and self-control.

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Summary Takeaway

This "Donkey of the Day" exemplifies The Breakfast Club’s knack for blending real news with outlandish humor and cultural commentary. The story of Cleo Williams Jr.’s bizarre arrest serves as a springboard for larger conversations about self-mastery, personal discipline, and—above all else—the risks of letting impulse override sense.

Transcript

[Charlamagne tha God]

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[Angela Yee]

Don't be out here acting like a donkey.

[Charlamagne tha God]

He ha bitch he ha.

[Angela Yee]

It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy. I could take it if he feel I deserve it. Ain't no big deal. I know Charlemagne guy gonna have some funny sweet say out his mouth. Just gotta say something you may not agree with. Doesn't mean I mean who's getting that donkey? That donkey. That donkey donke Donkey, donkey donkey Donkey of the day right there. That's a breakf. Call me the donkey of the day. I mean, no, excuse me. Donkey of the day for Thursday, August 28th goes to a 44 year old Kansas man named Cleo Williams Junior. Sometimes I see Junior in people's names and I say, boy, that senior must be embarrassed. Okay? And today is one of those days. See, Cleo Williams Jr. Is a freaky ass boy. And we all just need to come to the realization that there's some people on this planet who are always going to think with their little head, okay? Regardless of what the circumstance is, regardless of what's going on in their life, cheeks are their driving force, okay? Cheeks rule everything around them, all right? Some folks have compromised their whole existence for cheeks, okay? It's true. They have absolutely zero, and I mean zero, D discipline. And when you don't have any D discipline, you're done for out here, okay? A man has to learn to control three things. His stomach, his tongue and his penis, okay? A man that has learned to control those three things to solve 99 of those problems, okay? Well, Cleo got a lot of to learn because according to court records back In December of 2024, police were responding to a domestic disturbance. And while officers were arresting Cleo, he did something very inappropriate to an officer. What did he do, Uncle Charlotte? Well, this man was getting arrested and decided as he was getting arrested that he just couldn't resist kissing the arresting officer on their neck. And this week he was found guilty of sexual battery against a police officer. Who knew put your hands behind your back with such a pickup line, okay? I've heard of people trying to talk nice to cops, even trying to bribe cops with money or sexual favors. But this dude, Cleo didn't even ask. He just started applying affection, okay? It must have been the handcuffs. Some people sexualize handcuffs, okay? That's why they sell them in sex stores. People like the control, the power exchange. They like that thrilling submissive dynamic, that feeling of vulnerability and surrender. People find that exciting. And Cleo must have been one of those people, okay? Handcuffs are, are sexualized because of their association with control, okay? That power exchange, that intense desire that creates a thrilling submissive dynamic, okay? That's what some individuals find very exciting. Okay? I said it. I said that. I said that twice on purpose, okay? He got them handcuffs, okay, put on him by that officer and he turned into a vampire. He went straight for the deck. Do you know the level of extra horny human you have to be to be getting put in handcuffs by a police officer? And as you getting put in handcuffs, you kiss A police officer's neck. Now, it doesn't say whether the officer was a man or a woman, okay? But if it was a man, the friskiness of Cleo don't make any sense because you're going to jail. You can kiss all the men's you want to in jail, unless, of course, you really, really, really, you know, get bricked up over a man in uniform. But if the officer was a woman, you kissed her on the neck because you wanted to get one little taste of female flesh before they put you in that cell surrounded by pork whistles. Okay? I wish I could say this word on the radio because D Discipline don't hit like when you say Dick Gregory. But my brothers, you got to have D Discipline, okay? Sexual discipline. I'll say that. Sexual discipline, okay? Sexual discipline. You have to learn to have, okay? Because you got to redirect that energy towards being productive. You want productive goals, not short term pleas, okay? This man, Cleo Williams Jr. Is getting sentenced on September 26th, all because he let stop and frisk turn to stop and kiss. Please Give Cleo Williams Jr. The Sweet Sounds of the Hamiltones.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Of the day.

[Angela Yee]

You are the donkey of the day. He haul scream his name out now. Envy. Yeah, you screamed his name out a little while ago. Screaming out now. Nope. Yeah, you don't scream it out. Crazy.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Crazy.

[Angela Yee]

And why would you even just scream his name after he said he's a freaky ass boy and he need to.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Come to the front of the congregation.

[Angela Yee]

And he probably been to Kansas before. You don't click your heels and went back home. You probably didn't DJ'd in Kansas. You know Cleo, huh? Lord did not know Cleo.

[Charlamagne tha God]

Mm, mm, mm.

[Angela Yee]

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[Charlamagne tha God]

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[Matt]

Tune in to all the Smoke Podcast where Matt and Stack sit down with former First Lady Michelle Obama.

[Stack]

Folks find it hard to hate up close. And when you get to know people and you're sitting in their kitchen tables and they're talking like we're talking, you know, you hear our story, how we grew up, how Barack grew up, and you get a chance for people to unpack, pack and get beyond race.

[Matt]

All the Smoke featuring Michelle Obama. To hear this podcast and more, open your free iHeartRadio app, search all the Smoke and listen now.

[Emily Tish Sussman]

Have you ever wished for a change but weren't sure how to make it? Maybe you felt stuck in a job, a place, or even a relationship. I'm Emily Tish Sussman, and on she Pivots I dive into the inspiring pivots of women who have taken big leaps in their lives and careers.

[Charlamagne tha God]

I'm Gretchen Whitmer.

[Emily Tish Sussman]

Jody Sweetie, Monica Patton, Elaine Welteroth. Learn how to get comfortable pivoting because your life is going to be full of them. Listen to these women and more on she Pivots now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Charlamagne tha God]

This is an iHeart podcast.