DONKEY: Man Films Himself Contaminating Restaurant Food With His Genitals

Summary

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The Breakfast Club: Donkey of the Day – Man Films Himself Contaminating Restaurant Food With His Genitals

Date: October 13, 2025
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God (segment led by Charlamagne/Markin Delicato)
Podcast: The Breakfast Club (iHeartPodcasts)

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Episode Overview

This episode features the “Donkey of the Day” segment, focusing on the shocking case of Jace Christian Hansen, who received an 11-year prison sentence after filming himself contaminating restaurant food with his genitals and being found guilty of child exploitation charges. Charlamagne Tha God (with Markin Delicato) leads an impassioned discussion about trust in society, the gravity of Hansen’s crimes, and the necessity of severe punishment for such violations.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The Shocking Crimes of Jace Christian Hansen

• Overview of Offenses

  • Jace Christian Hansen was sentenced to 11 years for:
    • Food tampering (filming himself urinating on and rubbing food on his genitals in a restaurant)
    • 22 counts of criminal threats
    • 1 count of criminal damage
    • 10 counts of sexual exploitation of a child
  • His actions led to over 130 people reporting illness and the closure of the Hereford House restaurant.

    "Let me tell you what this man was charged with. He had 33 of them things, okay, including food tampering, 22 counts of criminal threats, one count of criminal damage and 10 counts of sexual exploitation of a child.”
    — Markin Delicato, 02:28

• Maximum Sentence and Reaction

  • Hansen received the legal maximum; hosts express that even more severe punishment would have been warranted.

    "He got 11 years in prison and I'm telling you he should have gotten more, but the judge gave him the maximum amount allowed by law.”
    — Markin Delicato, 02:28

• News Recap

  • Local news summary, state and FBI investigation, discovery of child pornography, and resulting public health impact.

    "Police say more than 130 people reported they got sick. During the FBI's investigation, they found Hansen had disturbing child porn videos and images."
    — News Reporter, 03:12

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2. Societal Trust and Food Safety

• Public Trust as a Foundation of Daily Life

  • Charlamagne/Markin discusses the taken-for-granted trust in service workers (drivers, teachers, food handlers), emphasizing how such a violation shakes community safety.

    “There is a shared trust amongst humans that for the most part, okay, we have to look out for each other... people who handle our food should be some of the most trusted among us.”
    — Markin Delicato, 04:07

  • Extends the point to various scenarios:

    • Trusting bus, Uber, or pilots for safety
    • Entrusting children to schools/daycares
    • Trusting restaurant workers to do right

    "You are in line right now at a fast food restaurant...you are trusting the people making and preparing your food, okay? And you are trusting those people to not be nasty."
    — Markin Delicato, 04:42

• The Dangers of Breaking That Trust

  • Discusses how vulnerable people are to those with ill intentions when eating out, drawing attention to the ease with which harm could be done.

    “These people can poison us if they want to…You about to drink some tea right now...Somebody could have put some fentanyl in there, but they didn't. You know why? Because they're a good human."
    — Markin Delicato, 05:00

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3. Outrage and Calls for Harsher Punishment

• Creative (and Graphic) Suggestions for Retribution

  • Charlamagne/Markin uses dark humor and references medieval and “Madea” style torture to express the severity with which society should punish such acts.

    “People who do things, you know, like that to kids or have child pornography, whatever it is, they should be tortured, okay? Medieval, medieval...Wu Tang torture tactics, okay? Tie his anus closed and keep feeding them..."
    — Markin Delicato, 03:43

    "We might have to hit Jace with some Madea torture tactics for real. Okay? Not medieval Medea, like the head crusher, where we have Madea crush a victim's skull slowly."
    — Markin Delicato, 06:15

• The Need to “Make an Example”

  • Urges that public consequences are not only retribution but a deterrent for others who might violate the “circle of trust.”

    “…you got to make an example out of him to let others know they can't play with us like that. They can't violate this circle of trust we have established in humanity."
    — Markin Delicato, 05:41

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4. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On the gravity of the charges:

• "Two of those charges are the most disgusting despicable charges a person can have. And you know, I mean that because I don't even like saying the word despicable because I spit all over my microphone."
  — Markin Delicato, 02:53

• "Please give Jace Christian Hansen the biggest he hawk people be nasty."
  — Markin Delicato, 07:34

On trust and food safety:

• "We might have to hit Jace with some Madea torture tactics for real. Okay? Not medieval Medea..."
  — Markin Delicato, 06:15

• "We be worried about the shooter, but what about that person sitting in that kitchen cooking your food? You know what I'm saying? Dipping his balls into your Starbucks."
  — Markin Delicato, 07:45

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Important Timestamps

• [02:28] – Introduction to “Donkey of the Day” case: Offenses and sentence outlined
• [03:12] – News report: Recap of Hansen's crimes and community impact
• [03:43] – Hosts discuss outrage, medieval punishments, and societal trust
• [04:42] – Reflection on public trust in everyday life and analogy to other service workers
• [05:41] – Emphasis on making an example to restore and protect public trust
• [06:15] – Graphic disciplinary suggestions
• [07:34] – Segment closing and pronouncement of “the biggest he hawk”
• [07:45] - [08:15] – Candid discussion of day-to-day vulnerabilities and trust in food service

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Closing Tone and Final Thoughts

With his signature blend of outrage, humor, and vivid analogies, Charlamagne/Markin delivers a scathing rebuke of Hansen’s actions, forcefully reminding listeners of both the dangers posed by such egregious violations and the importance of trust in facilitating everyday life. The segment ends with a mix of disgust, calls for awareness, and a tongue-in-cheek push to stay vigilant and not take “the circle of trust” for granted.

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Transcript

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Charlamagne Devil.

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The Breakf.

[Markin Delicato]

Donkey of the day for Monday, October 13th goes to Jace Christian Hansen. Okay, he got 11 years in prison and I'm telling you he should have gotten more, but the judge gave him the maximum amount allowed by law. Okay, Let me tell you what this man was charged with. He had 33 of them things, okay, including food tampering, 22 counts of criminal threats, one count of criminal damage and 10 counts of sexual exploitation of a child. Okay? Two of those charges are the most disgusting despicable charges a person can have. And you know, I mean that because I don't even like saying the word despicable because I spit all over my microphone, okay? The word despicable makes all men who have a list sound like Daffy Duck. What are the two charges that are just disgusting and despicable? Well, let's go to news KCTV5 for the report, please.

[News Reporter]

Breaking news tonight. The man who shot cell phone video of himself contaminating food at the Hereford house has been sentenced. Chase Hansen will spend the next 11 years in prison. It's after the FBI got a tip about Hansen contaminating food at the Leewood restaurant last year. Police say more than 130 people reported they got sick. During the FBI's investigation, they found Hansen had disturbing child porn videos and images. He pleaded guilty to more than 30 charges against him. And the Hereford House has since closed.

[Markin Delicato]

That location as it should. Let me give you some details. First of all, first off, the 10 counts of sexual exploitation of a child. People who do things, you know, like that to kids or have child pornography, whatever it is, they should be tortured, okay? Medieval, medieval, Medieval. Is it my devil? Medieval, medieval, not Medea. Medieval, medieval, Wu Tang torture tactics, okay? Tie his anus clothes and keep feeding them and feeding them and feeding them, type tortured, okay? I read about this thing called the Pair of Anguish, okay? And they would take this pear shaped metal device and insert it into your mouth or rectum and they would expand it by turning a screw causing extreme internal tearing. I also read about this other medieval torture tactic where they would force a victim to sit on a sharp pyramid shaped cradle and their legs would be tied and weighted to intensify the pain of the spike slowly penetrating the body. That's what should happen to people who are, you know, sexually exploiting children. The other charge this man should be tortured for and this other charge that is downright despicable is the food tampering, okay? How many times do I have to get on this radio and tell people that all we got is us, okay? There is a shared trust amongst humans that for the most part, okay, we have to look out for each other, okay? And minus a lot of the bs, we do a great job. And people who work at restaurants, people who handle Our food should be some of the most trusted among us. Okay, let me explain this a little more for the people who are new here. Philly, you just joined us today. You gonna get on a bus today and trust that driver to get you to your location safely. You're gonna get in the Uber and trust that driver to get you to your location safely. Same applies for pilots. When you get on a plane, you dropping your kids off at school and daycare, and you are trusting another to do right. Okay? To do right by your kids. Okay? And you are in line right now at a fast food restaurant. Maybe a Crystal, an Orange Burger, Walterboro, South Carolina. Maybe a Chick fil a in Philly. Maybe the Soul Cuisine Cafe in Baltimore. Wherever you go to eat, you are trusting the people making and preparing your food, okay? And you are trusting those people to not be nasty. Do you realize these people can poison us if they want to? Okay, you about to drink some tea right now, Jess, that you got from a deli. Somebody could have put some fentanyl in there, but they didn't. You know why? Because they're a good human. So when you got a guy like Jace Christian Hansen violating the trust of people by urinating on food, and then after urinating on the food, rubbing that food on his genitals and then having the unmitigated gall to upload the videos online, you got to make an example out of him to let others know they can't play with us like that. They can't violate this circle of trust we have established in humanity. I'm not saying the circle of trust is perfect. We. We know it's not. But a lot of us are able to function throughout the day by simply not having to worry about somebody rubbing our food on their genitals. See, we might have to hit Jace with some Madea torture tactics for real. Okay? Not medieval Medea, like the head crusher, where we have Madea crush a victim's skull slowly. Okay? You put Jace's head under a cap, and then you have Madea sit on his face while you put a screw and whatever part of the head you can still see and you tighten that. That screw slowly until he dies. Heller r. You let my dia do what we call hot grits torture, where we pour hot grits on your genitals. That's for sexual exploitation of the kids. Then we make him ingest large quantities of hot grits to the point of near drowning. That will cause severe abdominal swelling, burnt tongue, and maybe. Maybe deaf. Please give Jace Christian Hansen the biggest he hawk people be nasty.

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No, that is disgusting. That is disgusting.

[Markin Delicato]

See, people don't realize the circle of trust that we have in our society. We take things like that for granted. You know what I'm saying? You be worried about the shooter, but what about that person sitting in that kitchen cooking your food? You know what I'm saying? Dipping his balls into your Starbucks. Exactly. Why you what you say like that? You want to order that?

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If you dip your balls in scalding hot water, honey, that's on you.

[Markin Delicato]

Some people are crazy like that. They going through pain and they don't mind feeling a little bit of pain and administering some of that turning on to you.

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That's crazy.

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Yes, it is.

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Stay despicable. Stay despicable.

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Coming up.

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Because I know that mic stank over there. You said that word eight times.

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Thank you, Charlemagne, for donkey of the day.

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Despicable.

[Markin Delicato]

That's not even what the word is.

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Disgusting. No, that's what she was doing.

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Just spitting.

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Yes.

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And I'm Markin Delicato.

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The carpet is like, is that you? And I turn around and it's a commercial for Betty.

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I quit.

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God, that sucks so hard though.

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