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Charlamagne Tha God (0:00)
This is an I Heart podcast.
Angela Yee (0:04)
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DJ Envy (1:09)
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Charlamagne Tha God (1:38)
Know how you came up with the donkey of the date. Because you're mean. I am not. What did I tell you? How to make a donkey of the day. There's a bunch of donkeys out here in the street. That is why Charlamagne is here. If we live a life where we bite our tongue basically are cool, lay a thing he never was saying, give.
Angela Yee (2:00)
It to him on the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy (2:02)
In the words of Charlemagne, the God.
Charlamagne Tha God (2:03)
He'S a donkey that. Oh man, Charlemagne. You giving donkey today.
DJ Envy (2:10)
To who now?
Charlamagne Tha God (2:12)
Well, Donkey of the day for Thursday, August 31st goes to Matthew Day. Okay. Matthew is a 30 year old AD executive from here in New York city. According to LinkedIn, he is a graduate of Penn State and is a co founder of Ribeye Me Media. And he is the. What is the film's head of client. The firm's head of client Success. Well, he was busted for disorderly conduct. Now I want the record to show he was in Florida when this happened. What did Yonko Charlotte always say about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida. Now, I don't know what part of New York City he was from, but I do know he was in Florida. And this is why you shouldn't drink the tap water ever in Florida, okay? When you drink the tap water in Florida, you become a Florida fool. All right? These are the things they don't tell you on the news, people. Now I need the record to also show that I think this charge of disorderly conduct is too light for set offense. See, whenever I hear stories like this, I think about two things. The person who did the offense and the victim. Because I think to myself, how do you get in a position like Matthew Day? What's going on in his brain? Okay? What substance was he on that made him do what he did? And I also think about being the victim and having to experience what they experienced from Matthew Day. Well, God damn it, Uncle Charlotte, please tell us what the hell Matthew Day did. Well, Matthew was arrested for allegedly urinating, peeing, taking a leak, emptying his bladder from a rooftop bar in Florida onto several victims. This is so dumb. Cops charge that Matthew Day entered the rooftop bar, pulled his penis out of his shorts, and decided that everybody below him needed to be sponsored by Mellow Yellow. Okay? This man was treating his penis like a bottle of champagne after an NBA team won a championship. Just spraying it everywhere. Okay, this news report says several passerbys were struck with urine. Security spotted Day relieving himself and escorted the defendant out of the bar into police custody. Now, I think about the police in this situation too. Do you wait until he finishes peeing or do you arrest him mid screen and do you let him wash his hands before you cuff him? Because I don't believe officers would have to touch his hands directly in a situation like this. But when you bring him in for fingerprinting, you definitely do. But I think the officers wear gloves. Anyway, Matthew Day was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct on the premises of a licensed establishment, a misdemeanor. He was released on $500 bond. This charge is way too light, America. Okay, Matthew needs to be charged with sexual. Sexual assault or some type of sexual battery. Okay? He peed on several people without their consent. Okay? What happened to assault by bodily fluid? All right, Florida, y' all don't have that on the books. What about public lewdness? Okay, lewdness is behavior that is sexually suggestive, indecent, or offensive. Okay? You gave several strangers golden showers without their consent. I don't care that he was peeing. If your penis is out in public, you should be charged with something of a sexual nature. And if any bodily fluid comes out of your penis onto someone else without their consent, then you should be treated like a sex offender. I'm not saying this man is R. Kelly, but based off the circumstances, I think he believed he could fly. Now, a criminal complaint noted that Matthew Day showed an indication of alcohol influence. Of course. Okay, Nobody does this sober. But once again, men, we gotta move with discipline. You have to make better choices because the choices you make make you. He's 30 with a lot to lose, all right? Because the criminal charge may just be a misdemeanor. That don't mean nothing. Cause the civil suit's gonna cost him. I don't know what kind of paper he touching, but you peed on me, sir. Okay, I am traumatized. I think he might have been eating asparagus, your honor. And I'm allergic to asparagus, okay? I can't even use urinals anymore because I know what it feels like to be one. Okay? I can't even listen to the classic record pushing P by Gunna no more. Your Honor, I am traumatized by what happened to me. The moral of the story is everything you work for can go to waste with one wrong decision. Please give Matthew Day the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones of the day of the day. This should definitely be a stronger crime now, because I'm not sure somebody correct me on this, but somebody told me a long time ago that if you get caught peeing in public in New Jersey, you got to register the sex offender. Any truth today?
