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Charlamagne Tha God
You are a donkey. It's time for Donkey of the day. Donkey of the day does not discriminate. I might not have the song of the day, but I got the donkey today.
Angela Yee
So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey man, hit it with the hero.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, the Breakfast Club bitches.
DJ Envy
Who's donkey of the day today?
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, as Sharon, Donkey of the day for Monday, July 28th goes the Khalees. Karen Crowder. He is 36 years old and he is a registered sex offender in California. Now In August of 2023, he went viral on TikTok because he was sneaking up behind women at a Barnes and Noble in Burbank and sniffing they ass. Yes, you heard exactly what I said. This man likes the aroma of anus. And he is currently on active parole for stocking shoppers and sniffing seats. Okay. Now I was always taught that insanity is doing the same things over and over and expecting different results. Well, let me be the first to tell you that the bizarre Burbank butt bandit is back at it. Let's go to ABC7 for the report, please.
News Reporter
This is a very disturbing story. So on Tuesday, Burbank police responded to the Nordstrom rack after they got a call about a suspicious man who was seen lurking around the women's section. And when police showed up, that suspect was gone. But these police officers, they were vigilant. They started looking around the shopping center here and they made their way to the Walmart. The Walmart's just off my shoulder here. When they got there, that's where they located that suspect. And they said when they checked the source surveillance system, they actually saw this suspect walking around again, the women's section and actually seen following a women. At one point he was seen crouching down by that woman and actually seen inappropriately sniffing her butt. Now this isn't the first time that something like this has happened involving this man. Take a look at this video from a similar incident back in 2023. It felt like anywhere I moved, he kept falling. I was so, so freaked out when I turned around and saw him literally under me.
Charlamagne Tha God
What are you doing.
News Reporter
Now? This is a suspect. 38 year old Khalees Crowder, a resident of Glendale and registered sex offender.
Charlamagne Tha God
Lord have mercy. This man is sticking his nose in other people's business. Literally. Okay? Khalees is a freaky fugitive following females for fresh fumes. I don't understand why. See, I don't know if people like this need prison, okay? I don't think he should be able to walk around society freely either. He. He's already proven he's not worthy of that. But folks like him gotta be studied. Keep him locked up in a lab somewhere because I need to know what makes him think about sniffing where you stink. Because this isn't like, you know, stopping the smell of roses. Stopping the smell of strange's rear end. That could go either way. Okay? A bouquet of roses is gonna smell good. A bouquet of bonky. That's a hell of a gamble. And clearly something isn't right in his brain. What mental illness is this man suffering from that he lets his nasty nose navigate? Nordstrom in search of sneak cheeks. In search of cheeks to sniff. I don't get it. All right? He's already a registered sex offender on parole. If you a registered sex offender who's exhibited behavior like this before, shouldn't people at least attempt to get you some help, attempt to correct the problem before they send you back out in society? I don't even know what kind of therapy is available for a twist tracker who targets people at target. Okay, he's being charged. He's actually being charged with intent to. To commit a crime. Isn't sniffing the asses the crime? Yeah, he's being held on a hundred thousand dollar bond. And I don't know where this goes from here, but he is now known as a habitual heiny, huffing hooligan. Please let Remy Ma give Khalis Crowder the biggest hee haw. Hee haw.
Remy Ma
Hee haw. You stupid motherfucker. Are you dumb?
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't. I don't even know what you do with a person like this.
DJ Envy
Put him in jail. Could have a good time.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, but that's not going to solve the problem because he'll. He'll get out. This isn't something that he'll be in jail forever for.
Remy Ma
But what. What. What race is this, man?
Charlamagne Tha God
Wanna play a game?
DJ Envy
Yes, I do.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, let's play a game of guess what? Racist. All right.
DJ Envy
Get my Clothes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Khalid's Crowder is 36 years old, man. Shut up, man. Let me get. I don't like how you do that, you punk ass Dominican.
Remy Ma
Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because why he's so quick to say that?
Remy Ma
Don't do that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, all right. I don't like how you did that. I don't even play no more. I ain't playing.
Remy Ma
No.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't play no more.
Remy Ma
Damn Envy.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't want to play.
Angela Yee
Sorry.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't want to play. I felt racist. That felt violently racist.
Remy Ma
Excuse.
DJ Envy
I just felt.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't like that. I don't even want to play.
Remy Ma
Who is it? What is it? I mean, who is the guy? I mean, what's the race? He black.
Charlamagne Tha God
I really don't know.
Remy Ma
Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because it's California, all right?
Remy Ma
Not cause it's California. He is Mexican, yo.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't know. But I don't want to play either way.
Remy Ma
He Mexican, yo.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, well, he's getting deported then. Damn it, man. All right.
DJ Envy
Thank you for that. Donkey of the day. Now, Cedric the Entertainer said that after he shaves, he puts urine on his face. Let's listen.
Angela Yee
No, I grew up in a single parent household, so it was all ladies. So stuff like this I had to learn from other people, other people's dads learning how to shave, you know, So I like using a razor. Harry's is one of those ones that's, you know, got good, plays smooth. He sent it right to the house. It's all good, you know, but it's a man down the street that taught me, after you get a good shave, get your skin tight. Just put a little pee on your hands, and, you know, that'll tighten up your skin. So I'm almost done here, guys. Tinkle, tinkle.
DJ Envy
So let's open up the phone lines. Talking old folk tales. 800-585-1051. Now subject to. Entertainer says after he shaves, he puts a little pee on his face.
Remy Ma
I've never heard of that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Cedric Entertainer is also one of the greatest comedians ever. That's clearly a joke, but in the.
DJ Envy
In the comments, a lot of people are saying that's what they do.
Charlamagne Tha God
They say anything. Now, I've heard about putting a little pee in your eye when you got.
Remy Ma
Pink eye, when you have a style or a sty like. But it's baby P. It's not exactly. So I've heard that, but I'm. I'm not saying, like, you know, Older people used to have some old folks tales, man, that some things, some remedies and all that, that'll blow your mind. So I'm taking him serious, you know what I mean? His grandmother might have told him like, yo, put some pee on your face at the UShave. Or your grandfather, his grandfather. You never know. The southerners be living by all types of codes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, I'm from the South. I ain't never heard that one. Her and G for the pink eye and the style though.
DJ Envy
585-1051. Lorna Rosa talks about putting cognac on the gums. Yes, that's probably why she drinks the way she does.
Charlamagne Tha God
Alcoholic.
Remy Ma
Oh my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
But that's for the alcoholic.
Remy Ma
No, no, her grandmother used to tell her that about babies. Like the babies when they're teething. That's the advice that she gave me for my grandmother when I said my daughter be teething.
Charlamagne Tha God
Her grandma loves to tell her she's an alcoholic too, though.
Remy Ma
Oh my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
My grandmother tells me that.
DJ Envy
Well, we're talking old folks sales. 800-585-1051. Let's talk about some of the ridiculous ones, some ones that you still use now. Call us up at the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Pull out your phone.
Charlamagne Tha God
Call in right now. Call me. Add your opinion to the Breakfast Club topic. Break it down. 800-585-1051.
Angela Yee
The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
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Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club - "DONKEY: Serial Butt-Sniffer Arrested Again After Caught Sniffing A Woman’s Rear End"
Release Date: July 28, 2025
Hosted By: DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God
Produced By: iHeartPodcasts
In this provocative episode of The Breakfast Club, hosts DJ Envy, Angela Yee, and Charlamagne Tha God tackle the unsettling case of Khalees Crowder, a serial offender notorious for his repeated acts of public indecency involving women’s rear ends. The discussion delves into the implications of Crowder's actions, societal responses to repeat offenders, and the broader themes of mental health and rehabilitation. Additionally, the episode features a lighthearted segment on quirky old folk remedies, showcasing the show's blend of serious discourse and entertainment.
Charlamagne Tha God kicks off the segment by introducing “Donkey of the Day,” a feature spotlighting individuals engaged in questionable or outrageous behavior.
"You are a donkey. It's time for Donkey of the day. Donkey of the day does not discriminate. I might not have the song of the day, but I got the donkey today."
— Charlamagne Tha God [00:39]
Charlamagne presents Khalees Crowder as today’s "Donkey," detailing his troubling history and recent arrest for inappropriate behavior.
"This man likes the aroma of anus. And he is currently on active parole for stalking shoppers and sniffing seats."
— Charlamagne Tha God [00:58]
Key Points:
The hosts engage in a heated discussion about Crowder’s repeated offenses and the broader implications for society.
"He is sticking his nose in other people's business. Literally."
— Charlamagne Tha God [02:38]
Discussion Highlights:
Systemic Failures: Charlamagne criticizes the parole system for allowing repeat offenders like Crowder back into society without adequate monitoring or rehabilitation.
"If you’re a registered sex offender who's exhibited behavior like this before, shouldn't people at least attempt to get you some help?"
— Charlamagne Tha God [04:18]
Mental Health Concerns: The hosts ponder potential mental illnesses that might drive such behavior, advocating for more comprehensive psychological evaluations and interventions.
"But folks like him gotta be studied. Keep him locked up in a lab somewhere because I need to know what makes him think about sniffing where you stink."
— Charlamagne Tha God [04:12]
Racial Tensions: The conversation takes a contentious turn when the hosts debate Crowder’s ethnicity, revealing underlying racial tensions.
"He's a punk ass Dominican."
— Charlamagne Tha God [04:36]
This leads to a brief but intense exchange, with Remy Ma and DJ Envy expressing discomfort and frustration over the racial implications of discussing Crowder’s actions.
Shifting gears, the hosts delve into a lighter topic: old folk remedies, prompted by a humorous anecdote involving famed comedian Cedric the Entertainer.
Angela Yee shares a quirky tip learned from neighbors about post-shave skincare.
"So I like using a razor. Harry's is one of those ones that's, you know, got good, plays smooth. ... After you get a good shave, get your skin tight. Just put a little pee on your hands, and, you know, that'll tighten up your skin."
— Angela Yee [06:17]
Discussion Highlights:
Humorous Remedies: The hosts discuss various old-fashioned remedies, such as using urine to tighten skin or treat conditions like pink eye, blending humor with curiosity about these age-old practices.
"I've heard about putting a little pee in your eye when you got pink eye, when you have a sty or a sty."
— Remy Ma [06:27]
Cultural Insights: Remy Ma speculates on the origins of these remedies, suggesting they might stem from regional or familial traditions.
"His grandmother might have told him like, yo, put some pee on your face at the shave."
— Remy Ma [06:27]
The hosts invite listeners to call in with their own stories about old folk remedies, maintaining the interactive spirit of the show.
Charlamagne Tha God also mentions sponsorships, seamlessly integrating advertisements while keeping the focus on engaging content.
"Donkey of the day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lametsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to michaelthebull.com."
— Charlamagne Tha God [07:54]
Rehabilitation vs. Punishment: The episode raises critical questions about the balance between punishing offenders and providing them with the resources needed for rehabilitation, especially for those with repeated offenses.
Mental Health Awareness: By highlighting Crowder’s bizarre behavior, the hosts underscore the importance of mental health support in preventing such incidents.
Racial Sensitivities: The heated exchange among the hosts reveals the complexities of discussing criminal behavior within the context of race, emphasizing the need for sensitive and informed dialogues.
Cultural Traditions: The exploration of old folk remedies offers a window into how cultural traditions shape everyday practices, blending humor with cultural reflection.
This episode of The Breakfast Club masterfully intertwines serious societal issues with lighthearted segments, providing a comprehensive and engaging listening experience. By addressing the disturbing actions of Khalees Crowder, the hosts prompt listeners to think critically about criminal justice and mental health, while also offering moments of levity through discussions of old folk remedies. The blend of in-depth analysis, personal opinions, and interactive segments exemplifies the show's ability to tackle diverse topics with flair and insight.