Charlamagne tha God (2:29)

Donkey of the Day.

News Anchor (2:30)

It's a read, but you're so good.

Carlos Miller (2:32)

At it, you're trying to be a fake ass Charlemagne.

Charlamagne tha God (2:33)

There's only one Charlemagne involved.

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Charlamagne tha God (2:38)

Who you give a dusty of the day to now? Well, sexy red people playing okay, Donkey of the day for Tuesday, February 4th goes to 22 year old Aiden Steigelman. Okay? He is a Temple University student and he's been arrested for impersonating an ICE agent. Let's go to ABC6 Action News for the report, please.

News Anchor (2:56)

One Temple student in custody tonight and police looking for another as well as a third unidentified suspect. Students are shocked that fellow owls are accused of impersonating federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents on campus. 22 year old Adam Stegelman is now in custody. Police say this man has been identified but is still at large, as is a third unidentified person. Two suspects wearing black shirts with white letters reading Police and ice. A third recording them. Police were able to take Steigelman into custody nearby on 12th street and a Jaguar SUV was towed away. The two other suspects left the area in a light colored SUV. In a statement, the university said impersonating law enforcement officers is a crime. This behavior and harassment of Temple community members will not be tolerated.

Charlamagne tha God (3:47)

How you at large, Aiden? Just go ahead and tell, please. Okay, listen. We are the USA Unserious America. We all play way too much, all right? Too many people out here preying on people's fears. Why would you want to disturb the peace of these people? Like these guys ran up in insomnia cookies, all right? These poor people just doing their job. And insomnia cookies. Making sure you get a warm delicious chocolate chunk at 2 in the morning and you in there scaring the hell out these folks. Do you understand the matter of life and death? That deportation is okay? ICE is showing up to places and straight up just taking folks away. Disappear, Vanish. You're gone. There was a ICE raid reported at a Philadelphia car wash and an eyewitness told Fox 29 and I quote, they just came and took everyone away. So you gotta understand, folks is on edge. And Aiden, what were you and your two friends trying to accomplish. Did you at least get a 50 pack of classics from Insomnia Cookies? Me? I would have mixed it up. Chocolate chunk, classic one M&M's. Oatmeal raisin red velvet double chocolate chunk. But that's neither here nor there. Let me tell you. Digital D head something. I can see why you would think this is funny, but it's not, okay? You playing with people's lives. And you're playing with your life. Because impersonating any law enforcement is not only dangerous, it's illegal. And imposters will be charged under federal law. So you college kids, y'all better stop chasing, imitating ICE agents and just stick to the regular college pranks that you used to. Okay? I remember back in the day when college kids just used to do things like toilet paper to dean's office. Now these kids is out here pretending to be deputy deporters. Okay? Imagine walking up to people like, papers, please. Meanwhile, your tuition payments are due. All right, you need to focus, okay? This is why we need a cop style show about ice. I'm serious. We need a show that shows ICE doing their job. So people know what they expect and what not to expect from ice. I know ICE wants to surprise people, but this is going to complicate things. People playing and pretending to be ICE agents. It's going to complicate things because. Because I wouldn't open my door for ice. Because I don't know if it's really ice. How do I test this ICE to know it's real? Can I bring my diamond tester? Is there a password? A few minutes ago, a white woman just opened the door here at iHeart. And what did she say? She said, special announcement, guys. That we got a special announcement. Everybody started scurrying. I didn't. They started scurrying like they was like. We didn't know, you know, if it's DI Initiative getting rolled back. We didn't know if he was ice. That is how on edge people are. And for the record, ICE agents do not have the authority to enter your your household without a warrant signed by a judge. Okay? You are allowed to request to see their badge, their identification. ICE will never ask you for money or threaten deportation or detainment if you do not paying them, pay them. Okay? So I want y'all to remember these things. Just look alive, folks. Pay attention. Because you can't trust people in 2025. And for everybody out there pretending to be an ICE agent. Stop playing with people, okay? You're putting yourself in harm's way for no reason and causing people emotional distress for no reason. Please give Aiden Steigelman the biggest Hee Haw. Stop playing, man.

Carlos Miller (6:58)

All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today, sir.

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