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Kevin Smith
Hey, kids, it's me, Kevin Smith.
Harley Quinn Smith
And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith.
Kevin Smith
That's my daughter, man. Who my wife has always said is just a beardless d? Ckless version of me. And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless D Me. I'm the old one, I'm the young one. And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard. Sounds innocent, doesn't it? A lot of cussing, a lot of bad language. It's for adults only. Or listen to it with your kid. Could be a family show. We're not quite sure. We're still figuring it out.
Harley Quinn Smith
It's a work in progress.
Kevin Smith
Listen to Beardless me on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Colleen Witt
Are you hungry? Colleen Witt here. And Eating While Broke is back for season four every Thursday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. This season we've got a legendary lineup serving up broke dishes and even better stories. On the menu. We have Tony Baker, Nick Cannon, Melissa Ford, October London, and Carrie Harper Howey turning Big Macs into big moves. Catch Eating While Broke every Thursday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts. Wherever you get your favorite show, come hungry for season four.
Damien Hirst
Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? Ow. Go slower. From Blumhouse TV, I Heart podcasts and Ember 20 comes an all new fictional comedy podcast series. Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi and what's the way to find a missing person. Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. Listen to the hookup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite show.
Colleen Witt
From the producers who brought you Princess of South beach comes a new podcast, the Setup. The setup follows a lonely museum curator. But when the perfect man walks into his life.
Harley Quinn Smith
Well, I guess I'm saying I like it.
Damien Hirst
You like me.
Colleen Witt
He actually is too good to be true.
Harley Quinn Smith
This is a con. I'm conning you to get the dilemma painting. We could do this together.
Colleen Witt
Listen to the Setup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Harley Quinn Smith
That's pretty funny. Charlamagne.
Kevin Smith
The Breakfast Club.
Harley Quinn Smith
Yes, Donkey Today for Friday, March 21st goes to a 31 year old Indiana teacher named Britton Fortenberry. Now, Brittany was a school teacher at Eminence High School in Martinsville, Indiana. And you know we have all these conversations about needing teachers that care because a lot of them don't. Well, Brittany is not gonna make us stop saying that, okay? I told y'all before. Do you know how crazy, scary, spooky and slightly hilarious it is that we just wake up and drop our kids off someplace with a bunch of adults? We don't even know that's what school is. Sure, we know our kids teachers names. Well, the women do. Sure, we might have spoke to them a little bit, but we don't really know these people. We don't know these teachers. We have no idea what they be on outside of that school. And all we can do is pray that us, our kids don't run into a Brittany Fortenberry. Because Brittany is what we call a predah, okay? A predator. A predator whore is a predator whore hybrid. What do you mean, Uncle Charlotte? She's a predator whore. Well, let's go to Fox59 for the report, please.
News Reporter
The latest victim came forward after Fortenberry's case got significant media attention at the end of February. At the time, the original victim, a high school student, told police Fortenberry had sexual relations with him and at least five, maybe 10 other students. One of them came forward and a new charge, documents filed this week told investigators Fortenberry gave the boy shrooms that made him feel funny, saying she would wait about an hour before grabbing their arms and sexually touching herself with them. The 14 year old victim went on to tell investigators that Brittany made him watch while she had sex with his friends and that she would pleasure herself using his school pictures. The boy also recounted a specific encounter at Fortenberry's home where Fortenberry made them wear masks from the horror film Scream. And they proceeded to take turns having sex with her for the next two hours. Fortenber Fortenberry was also facing charges after police say she sent sexual videos to students at Eminence High School. Her husband also charged with intimidation and failing to make a report. The mother of one victim told police Nicholas Fortenberry knew about things and threatened to slaughter the victim in front of her if he came forward and reported the abuse.
Harley Quinn Smith
Jesus Christ freaky ass teacher. Brittany Fortenberry, a teacher was buying these high school kids expensive gifts. You heard the news report. She was giving them shrooms and weed and vapes and liquor. On one occasion, she allegedly spent $600 on a group of teens and then forced them to have group sex with her. She paid these teenagers to run a train on her, okay. While they all wore masks from the movie screen. My God, if you wanted Ghostface and the clan to run a train on you. Wu Tang is going on tour this summer. Okay, this woman is sick. And what I don't understand is she sounds like she would be a good time for a man or men of legal age. Listen, if you are a woman who wants to get gang banged, who am I to judge? If you want a plethora of penises going in and out of you, do your thing. Do your thing. Do your thing. Wang tang Bangalang. Okay, Have a phone it hot dog eating contest. Let me see how many glizzies you can gobble in an hour if that's what you want to do. But why can't you find someone of legal age to participate in these acts? And you a teacher. And by the way, you wasting your time being a teacher. I respect people who can do more than one thing. But back in August, two students reported that you sent them inappropriate videos of sex toys. You had a stripper pole in your house. You had nude pics that you were sending them through ig you really want to be a porn star? Okay, you don't want to be no damn teacher. All right? You wasting your talents. Unless of course, you a sex education teacher. I bet any amount of money her sex education class would be incredible. What? Mac. What year? Mac just walked in. What? Medium Mac. All right, now hear me out. No, no, no, wait a minute. No, no, it don't sound as bad as it sounds. Max. No, Max, listen. That's the class where the students give the teacher a D or. All right, bye. I'm serious. Bye. And shout out to lock with my Spanish teacher. I wanted to roll my R's on her. Like, please give Britney for and Barry the biggest. He haw. That's crazy. He said mister too. He did say mister, but then he said her. So I'm a mind my business. Even though Trump did sign the executive order, I'mma respect it. You don't know what he identifies as. I'm a respect it. Okay, you did say something that. I just made me think about it. What? I don't know. None of my kids teachers names gia do though. That's why I said the women do. I don't. I. I don't. I know the faces. I know the face. I say what's up? I barely know the faces. I always tell the faces at open houses. You know what I'm saying? Like I think about stuff like that all the time. Like why don't I know these people? I should know the teachers. My wife know them. My wife know. My wife talks to them. I don't. You know, that's why I said the women do. I know the face, but I don't know the names.
News Reporter
Something happened.
Harley Quinn Smith
I'd be like, what this class is he. And I'd be like, show me the picture. All right. All right. Well, thank you for that. Donkey of the Day. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Laminsoft. Don't be a donkey. When you need a fighter on. If you're ever injured, go to michaelthebull.com. that's michaelthebull.com and when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up early in the morning.
Kevin Smith
The Breakfast Club. Hey, kids, it's me, Kevin Smith.
Harley Quinn Smith
And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith.
Kevin Smith
That's my daughter, man. Who my wife has always said is just a beardless dless version of me. And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless Me. I'm the old one, I'm the young one. And every week we try to make each other laugh. Really? Sounds innocent, doesn't it? A lot of cussing, a lot of bad language. It's for adults only. Or listen to it with your kid. Could be a family show. We're not quite sure. We're still figuring it out.
Harley Quinn Smith
It's a work in progress.
Kevin Smith
Listen to Beardless me on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Colleen Witt
Are you hungry? Colleen Witt here. And Eating While Broke is back for season four. Every Thursday on the Black Effect podcast Network. This season we've got a legendary lineup serving up broke dishes and even better stories. On the menu. We have Tony Baker, Nick Cannon, Meliss Ford, October London, and Carrie Harper Howey turning Big Macs into big moves. Catch eating While broke every Thursday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts. Wherever you get your favorite shows, come hungry for season four.
Damien Hirst
Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? Ow. Go slower. From Blumhouse TV, iHeart podcasts and Ember 20 comes an all new fictional comedy podcast series. Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. I've been spending all my time for answers about what happened to Santi and what's the way to find a missing person. Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. Listen to the hookup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
Emila
I'm Emila host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really? Last night, it felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. I had to grab the lamp and smashed it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club
Episode: DONKEY: Teacher Forces Teens To Run Train On Her While Wearing ‘Scream’ Masks
Release Date: March 21, 2025
Host: iHeartPodcasts
Description: The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, And Charlamagne Tha God!
In the episode titled "DONKEY: Teacher Forces Teens To Run Train On Her While Wearing ‘Scream’ Masks," The Breakfast Club delves into a shocking and disturbing incident involving a high school teacher in Indiana. Hosted by DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, and Charlamagne Tha God, the trio navigates the complexities of the case, blending serious discussion with their signature candid humor.
Timestamp [02:10] – [06:49]
The primary focus of the episode is the alarming story of Brittany Fortenberry, a 31-year-old teacher from Eminence High School in Martinsville, Indiana. The hosts dissect the details of her misconduct, emphasizing the breach of trust and the severe impact on her students.
Key Points:
Behavioral Misconduct: Fortenberry reportedly engaged in inappropriate relationships with multiple students, including offering drugs and coercing them into sexual activities.
Use of Substances: She is accused of giving students psilocybin mushrooms ("shrooms") to impair their judgment before initiating sexual contact. Charlamagne Tha God highlights the gravity of this manipulation:
"Fortenberry gave the boy shrooms that made him feel funny, saying she would wait about an hour before grabbing their arms and sexually touching herself with them." [03:11]
Public Exposure: Fortenberry forced students to wear 'Scream' masks—a reference to the horror film—and participated in group sexual activities, including a particularly harrowing incident where students had to "run a train" on her while masked. Jess Hilarious elaborates on this disturbing scenario:
"She paid these teenagers to run a train on her, okay. While they all wore masks from the movie Scream." [04:19]
Digital Misconduct: Beyond physical abuse, Fortenberry allegedly sent explicit sexual videos to students via social media platforms like Instagram, further exploiting her position of authority.
Family Involvement: Fortenberry's husband faced charges related to intimidation, as he allegedly threatened victims to prevent them from reporting the abuse, demonstrating a toxic support system aiding her actions.
Timestamp [02:12] – [06:49]
Throughout the discussion, the hosts interject with personal anecdotes, humor, and critical commentary, providing a multi-dimensional view of the case.
Jess Hilarious expresses disbelief and disgust toward Fortenberry's actions:
"Jesus Christ freaky ass teacher." [04:19]
Humorous Analogies: To highlight the absurdity of Fortenberry's actions, Jess makes comparisons to popular culture and everyday scenarios:
"If you wanted Ghostface and the clan to run a train on you. Wu Tang is going on tour this summer. Okay, this woman is sick." [04:19]
Critique of Teacher-Student Boundaries: The hosts emphasize the essential role of teachers in safeguarding and nurturing students, contrasting it with Fortenberry's exploitative behavior:
"We don't even know that's what school is. Sure, we know our kids' teachers' names. Well, the women do. Sure, we might have spoken to them a little bit, but we don't really know these people." [02:10]
Discussion on Parental Awareness: They touch upon the lack of parental knowledge about teachers' personal lives and the trust placed in educational professionals, raising questions about oversight and accountability.
Timestamp [03:11] – [06:49]
The podcast integrates a news report that provides a factual recount of Fortenberry's crimes, complementing the hosts' discussions with verified information.
Highlights from the News Report:
Multiple Victims: An initial report indicated that Fortenberry had sexual relations with at least five to ten students.
Specific Allegations: A 14-year-old victim detailed how Fortenberry orchestrated group sexual activities under the influence of drugs and surveillance via school photographs.
Legal Proceedings: Fortenberry faces multiple charges, including sexual abuse and distribution of explicit material to minors. Her husband is also implicated for intimidation tactics preventing victims from speaking out.
Timestamp [06:49] – [07:15]
The episode wraps up the serious discussion with a brief promotional segment, maintaining the show's format of blending content with sponsor messages. However, the focus remains on shedding light on the troubling case of Brittany Fortenberry, urging listeners to reflect on the importance of teacher accountability and the protection of students in educational environments.
Jess Hilarious:
"She paid these teenagers to run a train on her, okay. While they all wore masks from the movie Scream." [04:19]
DJ Envy:
"Do you know how crazy, scary, spooky and slightly hilarious it is that we just wake up and drop our kids off someplace with a bunch of adults?" [02:10]
Charlamagne Tha God:
"What years? Mac? What year? Mac just walked in. What? Medium Mac." [05:00] (Note: This segment reflects the hosts' attempt to inject humor into the conversation.)
The Breakfast Club's episode on Brittany Fortenberry serves as a stark reminder of the vulnerabilities within educational systems and the paramount need for vigilance in protecting students. Through their engaging dialogue, the hosts navigate the delicate balance between discussing serious issues and maintaining their characteristic humor, ensuring that listeners are both informed and entertained.