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Angela Yee
Of the Day is something to behold. Is it a reason?
Charlamagne Tha God
He gave me Donkey of the Day and I deserve it.
Angela Yee
People need to know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, you need to tell them I am, because you have the voice.
Angela Yee
Tell them it's time for Donkey of the Day. It's a read, but you're so good at it, you're trying to be a fake ass Charlemagne. There's only one Charlemagne involved.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn Charlamagne. Who you giving Donkey of the Day to now?
Angela Yee
Well, Donkey of the Day day for Thursday, May 29 goes to Christy Lee Crampton. Christie is an example of why when you go to Florida, you should only drink bottled water. Okay? Don't drink the water out the tap. Don't put the water out the tap, in your tea, your coffee, nothing. Because soon as you take a sip of that water, you become a Florida fool. Okay, Christy not from Florida, but this situation happened while she was heading back home from her family's Disney World vacation. Okay? She must have drank out the drinking fountains at Disney because she was full of Florida foolishness. Now, I can't even talk about this story the way I want to until. Until I tell you what happened. Okay? Now, we had Keisha Cole here last hour, and she was talking about one of her children, and she was talking about her child, calling her other child a Big Back. But her child isn't fat. He's just brolic. And I was explaining to her that Big Back should be reserved for the obese amongst us. Okay? God forgive me for being a notorious fat shamer. I don't mean to be. Okay? It's something I'm working on. You have to understand that growing up, your mama so fat jokes were some of the first jokes we learned. And clearly that cycle is continued. Okay, Fat shaming isn't a race thing. It is an agenda thing. Humans, fat shame other humans, and there are some fat folks amongst us. Okay, let's go to WFTV9 for the report, please.
News Reporter
Kristy Lee Crampton was set to be back home from her family's Disney World vacation. Instead, she made her first appearance in front of a Seminole county judge Tuesday, charged with felony child abuse. Allegiant Flight 2885 to Hagerstown, Maryland, was set to take off from Orlando Sanford International airport just before 2pm Monday. But according to this arrest report, Crampton and witnesses on the plane tell police the child called Crampton fat and Miss Piggy, telling her she couldn't fit in the airplane seat. That's when witnesses say Crampton began hitting the child with her fist and then hit him on the head with a water bottle. Then the report says she slammed the child's head into the airplane window. The child used his arms to cover his head. Airport police haven't said how old the child is, but Crampton told police that the child was very rude and disrespectful during their trip to Dis. That after the child called her fat, she took his phone away. She claims he then pushed her arm off the armrest twice, and that's when she began smacking him. But police and witnesses say she went beyond typical disciplinary actions.
Angela Yee
I have so many questions, so many thoughts, so many observations. Okay? First off, Miss Piggy is immortal, okay? A child still calling a high calorie human miss piggy in 2025, dropping the clues bombs for Miss Piggy icon. Okay? The irony of it is, Miss Piggy is, in fact, she's actually fabulous. He or she who ate all the pie should take it as a compliment if you get called Miss Piggy. Now, my second thought is, where was this child's parents? You're just gonna let this salad dodger put hands on a child? Okay, with the child flying alone? If so, were the flight attendants, you know, too busy to get this pantry pirate off off the child? Okay, let me tell you something now. If I was ever in this situation and my child said something about a person being fat, I'm going to apologize to said individual. But you're not putting your hands on my child, too. Lunch, Shakur, Okay? I don't care if you're a woman or not, all right? I'm gonna hold your heavy ass and let my wife get her licks off if you ever put your pudgy paws on my child. All right? Did you hear what she did to this child? Witnesses said Crampton began hitting the child with her fist and hit him on the head with a water bottle. Then she slammed the child's head into the airplane window. And I bet it was a bunch of poop butt Ass Adults recording instead of intervening. Let me tell you something, Cardi B, okay? It would have been some furniture moving on that plane. And when I say furniture moving, I mean I grabbed you and attempted to move your sectional shaped ass, okay? That's why you got to teach your kids how to be creative, okay? There's so many other things you can call a fat person other than a fat or Miss Piggy. For example, I've said to lunch Shakur, right? I've said, cardi B. I'm a hip hop head, so that's why I start with it. Meek meal. Okay? Run DM Eat French fry Montana. Oh, wait. Christy was a woman, so I would say Megan the stomach or doja fat. Oh, I like doja fat. I like Dozier fat hits. Doja fat hits. But the reality is, none of this is right. None of this is right. Body shaming isn't right. But that don't give you the right to put your fat fist on a child. Okay, seriously, how did the adults just sit back and allow this to happen? Am I reading this story wrong? I'm really confused. Was it her child? Was this child traveling with her because they said Kristi Cream took the child's phone after she finished hitting them. Okay, I don't. I don't. I don't. Not really confused about this. Let me tell you something, Cristy. Listen to the kids, bro. Okay? If your child calls you fat, don't get offended. Get ozempic. Don't get mad. Get Manjaro. Okay, there are. Now, I do want to say this is a teachable moment. There are politically correct ways to talk about the obese amongst us. You can say high calorie humans. You can say higher weight humans. You can say people with obesity. You can say wide body. Whoop, whoops. Okay? But the most politically correct term. I don't care what y' all say. The most politically correct term you can use is big back. Big back is not malicious. It's a descriptor. And it comes with a nice song. Let's hear it.
Mac
Big back, Big back. Hey, big bag. Big bag.
Angela Yee
Hey. Yeah.
Mac
My back is loaded up with snacks and different foods.
Angela Yee
Oh, squeeze into this tiny shirt hurt.
Mac
My big back has no room. Big bag, Big back. Hey, big bag. Big bag. Hey, big bag.
DJ Envy
I love that song. I love that song.
Angela Yee
I know. That was a versus. Y' all see this?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's enough.
Angela Yee
Please give Christy Lee Hampton the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones. Mac don't usually be sitting there because Eddie not in today. So Mac is Sitting where Eddie usually be sitting. I just looked and he's just looking at me with so much disgust. Hey, medium sized Mac.
Guest/Caller
All this fat shaming is crazy.
Angela Yee
What's your man name that sing that song, huh?
Guest/Caller
I don't know his name.
Angela Yee
I thought you knew him.
Guest/Caller
Nah, but you.
Angela Yee
Just because you get all kind of community.
Guest/Caller
Just because you get all poetic with all these fat names don't mean you.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're not fat.
DJ Envy
He's not even that big, homie.
Guest/Caller
Imagine if somebody came in here and called you dark Zuckerberg.
Angela Yee
Like, oh my God, that's actually fire. Y that's fire. Has anybody ever called you fat on the plane?
Guest/Caller
On fat on a plane.
Angela Yee
Come on, he flies cargo. What you talking about?
DJ Envy
My bad.
Guest/Caller
Call me fat. It's like a Dr. Seuss book. I've been caught fat on the plane. I've been caught fat on the train. I've been caught fat in the car. I've been caught fat in the bar all the time.
Angela Yee
If he gonna call you Dr. Loose, you keep losing that weight, you gonna have all that loose skin. Lack really losing a lot of weight.
Charlamagne Tha God
Not the uncircumcised body.
Angela Yee
Foreskin. Fat is crazy.
Guest/Caller
All right, enough of this. Don't we up mess to fix or something like that.
Angela Yee
Do we do actually. How much have you lost though, Mac? Huh? How much have you lost?
Guest/Caller
162.
Angela Yee
Drop on a clue, Big Mac. Let's go. And he did it the right way. He worked out, he did his steps. I don't believe that. But he did it the right way, right? And did it the right way.
Guest/Caller
Everybody's seen it except for him because he got them raccoon blacks around his eyes.
Angela Yee
No 10,000 step thing. But I don't care how he's doing it. He's doing it. Let's go. Medium sized Mac. Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
I know I was right.
DJ Envy
Oh, man. All right, up next, Jess fixed my mess. 800-585-1051. If you're having relationship issues and you need some help and some fixing, you can call Jess right now.
Charlamagne Tha God
Period. Oh, hey, that was a different one right there.
DJ Envy
That was a different one right there.
Charlamagne Tha God
That was the number two.
DJ Envy
Just the Breakfast Club.
Angela Yee
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Charlamagne Tha God
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The Breakfast Club Podcast Summary
Title: DONKEY: Woman Arrested After Attacking Child On Plane For Calling Her ‘Fat’
Host/Authors: The Breakfast Club with DJ Envy, Angela Yee, and Charlamagne Tha God
Release Date: May 29, 2025
In this episode of The Breakfast Club, the hosts delve into a shocking incident that occurred on an Allegiant Flight from Orlando Sanford International Airport to Hagerstown, Maryland. The discussion centers around the arrest of Christy Lee Crampton, who was charged with felony child abuse after a violent altercation with a child on the plane.
On Monday, just before 2 PM, Christy Lee Crampton was en route home from a family vacation at Disney World when an altercation broke out on Allegiant Flight 2885. According to reports, a child on the flight referred to Crampton as "fat" and "Miss Piggy," insinuating that she couldn't fit in her airplane seat.
Witness Accounts:
Official Report: The Seminole County judge was set to hear Crampton's case, highlighting the severity of the accusations, which extend beyond typical disciplinary actions.
Angela Yee initiated the discussion by expressing disbelief and raising numerous questions about the incident:
“I have so many questions, so many thoughts, so many observations.” (00:43)
She highlighted the problematic nature of the child's derogatory remarks, pointing out the ironic use of "Miss Piggy," a character known for being fabulous, rather than a true insult.
Charlamagne Tha God chimed in, emphasizing the over-the-top nature of the children's remarks and questioning the adults' role in the situation:
“Damn Charlamagne. Who you giving Donkey of the Day to now?” (00:57)
DJ Envy and Mac contributed to the conversation by mocking the inappropriate language used and discussing the societal implications of fat-shaming.
The hosts delved deep into the topic of fat-shaming, discussing its prevalence and the impact it has on individuals, especially children. Angela Yee reflected on her own experiences with fat-shaming:
“Fat shaming isn't a race thing. It is an agenda thing. Humans, fat shame other humans, and there are some fat folks amongst us.” (01:00)
She acknowledged her past mistakes and the societal cycle of making derogatory comments about body weight.
The conversation then shifted to alternative ways to discuss body weight respectfully. Angela suggested:
“High calorie humans. Higher weight humans. People with obesity. Wide body.” (various timestamps)
However, she ultimately advocated for the term "Big Back" as a neutral descriptor, introducing a playful musical interlude to underscore her point.
Angela Yee voiced concern over parental supervision during the incident:
“Where were this child's parents? You're just gonna let this salad dodger put hands on a child?” (02:16)
She questioned the absence of intervention from other adults and flight attendants, emphasizing the responsibility of parents to guide and protect their children appropriately.
The hosts also discussed the repercussions of adults allowing such behavior to go unchecked, advocating for proactive measures to prevent similar incidents.
Angela Yee on Fat Shaming:
“Fat shaming isn't a race thing. It is an agenda thing. Humans, fat shame other humans, and there are some fat folks amongst us.” (01:00)
Charlamagne Tha God on Being a Donkey:
“Damn Charlamagne. Who you giving Donkey of the Day to now?” (00:57)
Angela Yee on Respectful Language:
“Big Back is not malicious. It's a descriptor.” (05:00)
Guest Caller on Fat Shaming:
“All this fat shaming is crazy.” (07:39)
The episode concluded with the hosts reaffirming their stance against fat-shaming while condemning the extreme actions taken by Crampton. They emphasized the importance of respectful discourse regarding body image and the need for better parental guidance to prevent such incidents.
Angela Yee encapsulated the episode's message by highlighting the balance between addressing body image issues and maintaining respectful behavior:
“Body shaming isn't right. But that don't give you the right to put your fat fist on a child.” (05:00)
The discussion serves as a poignant reminder of the profound impact words and actions can have, especially on impressionable young minds, and underscores the collective responsibility to foster a more empathetic and respectful society.
Disclaimer:
This summary is based on the transcript provided and aims to capture the essence of the discussion held by The Breakfast Club hosts. For a complete understanding and context, listening to the full episode is recommended.