
Loading summary
Podcast Narrator
This is an Iheart podcast. Guaranteed human peace of the planet.
Charlamagne Tha God
Charlamagne Tha God here and the end of the year is the time to set the foundation for next year. New ideas, new product drops, new goals. And when I'm building anything meaningful, I need the right tools. That's why I always tell folks, especially black entrepreneurs and small black owned businesses, Shopify is the move. We use it at the Black Effect Podcast Network. And I've seen firsthand how it helps creators and business owners grow with confidence. Okay, Shopify is like having a whole team behind you. Your chief of staff, your personal assistant, your co founder, all in one platform. Wherever your people are, Shopify makes sure your business can meet them where they're at. So if you're ready to take the next step in your life, whether it's merch products or anything in between, get on shopify.com ben and make it happen. It is time to stop putting off your future and start your new role as your own boss.
Podcast Narrator
Today, the holidays are the most wonderful time of the year. A season filled with family dinners, laughter and holiday shopping. But even in the middle of all of that joy, everyone needs a moment to slow down. The little pause between the music, the memories and the madness. And nothing makes that break better than an ice cold Coca Cola. It's that quick refresh that turns the holiday rush into calm, making the moment feel just right. It's the breath between the laughter and the late night rapping sessions. Because the best part of the holidays isn't having it all together, it's enjoying it while it's happening. Enjoy your Coca Cola. Refresh your holidays.
DJ Envy
Hey, what up y'?
Charlamagne Tha God
All?
DJ Envy
It's DJ Envy and the holidays are here. The time of year that's all about connecting with loved ones in person or over the phone. In fact, hearing someone's voice can emote a similar emotional response as a hug. And while most of us can hop on a video chat to really bring that connection to life, using tech isn't easy for everyone. Especially some of the older folk in our lives. Eight AT&T has been doing something special here. To help, they offer digital literacy workshops that help older adults learn how to use technology to do things most of us take for granted, like video conferencing and sharing photos. Take Nancy Shand. She joined one of AT&T's workshops to learn how to video chat. For the first time this holiday season, Nancy won't just be hearing about family gatherings. She'll be a part of them, sharing stories, opening presents, and making memories. All through a screen. Nobody should have to go through the holiday season alone. So be sure to connect and stay connected to your loved ones this holiday season.
Podcast Narrator
Connecting changes everything. At and t yo you know ball.
Charlamagne Tha God
We'll come through with a free $10 from Better Picks. Download the Better app, pick more or less on your favorite player stats, watch the games and win some cash. It's that simple. Must be 21 or older in a jurisdiction where Better Picks operates. Terms and conditions apply. Better Picks Sports just got better.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
10 athletes will face the toughest job interview in fitness that will push past physical and mental breaking points. You are the fittest of the fit. Only one of you will leave here with an IFIT contract worth $250,000.
Podcast Narrator
This is where mindset comes in.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
Someone will be eliminated.
Podcast Narrator
Pressure is coming down.
Charlamagne Tha God
Trainer Games on Prime Video January 8th. Watch the trailer on trainergames.com Damn the hee Haw again. It's time for Donkey of the Day. I ain't trying to be donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things called Donkey of the Day. And it really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne. Who got the donkey of the day today? Well, Jets. Hilarious Donkey of the day for Thursday, December 18, the second to last donkey of 2025. Because after tomorrow we are taking a well deserved vacation until the new year. Hopefully we'll be back. Okay, but it goes to a woman named Camille Benson. Okay. She is 33, inhales from Texas, but she has been charged with attempted mayhem. I have never even heard of that. Okay, you heard of attempted mayhem? No, Never heard of it. Now. Now, what is attempted mayhem? Well, according to AI Overview, it refers to the crime of trying to maliciously disfigure, disable or destroy a part of someone's body, like an eye or tongue or limb, but failing to complete the act. All right, like such as trying to blind someone, but only causing serious inj. Okay, Mayhem itself involves successfully causing disfigurement. Like blinding or cutting off a figure, I guess. Slashing of the face, I guess, Stuff like that, right? I swear, man, the more you learn about life, the more you wonder why certain people are living. All right? Your brain shouldn't even be allowed to work like this. God really needed to install a self destruct button into some humans. Okay? I mean, as soon as a person is about to do something as heinous as mayhem to an individual, they should just cut off. All right, Just fade to black. Go dark right there on the spot wake up reincarnated as a tuna fish or something. Okay. It don't make no sense. And this woman Camille absolutely needed to wake up as a tuna fish. Matter of fact, not even a tuna fish because my mouth started watering thinking about tuna. Tunas are great, very tasty. Maybe she should come back as a worm or something. All right. Anything that be that can be put on a hook. I don't know. Coming back as a tuna fish just seems too good for her. Even though she looks like she probably smells like one. But let's go to WXXV 25 News for the report, please.
News Reporter
We begin with new details this evening on the case of razor blades being found inside loaves of bread at two Biloxi Walmart locations. Biloxi police announcing just minutes ago that they have made an arrest in this case. 33 year old Camille Benson from Texas is charged with attempted mayhem and is being held in the Harrison county jail on a $100,000 bond. Police had released surveillance videos earlier today of be identifying her as a person of interest in the case. Take a look at this. This is a TikTok sent to us by Mariah Watson showing some of the impacted bread she purchased at one of the stores. The investigation all began Monday when officers responded to the Walmarts on CT Switzer Road and Pass Road for calls about tampered products. In both cases, customers reported discovering those razor blades inside loaves of bread.
Charlamagne Tha God
Jesus. This chick wanted people to eat razor blades on rye with cheese, peanut butter and razor blade sandwiches. I don't like to use the word hate, but I hate people like her. Okay? We love to say hurt people, hurt people. And that is true in a lot of cases. Unhealed pain in folks does cause harm and it does cause unhealed people to cause harm. But some of y' all just evil and you need an exorcism just as much as you need therapy, okay? I love home cooked food over anything, but I also love eating out, all right? Everything from fast food restaurants to fine dining. That's why I don't like when fat people try to say I hate them because I identify as a big back. But one of my greatest fears when eating from these places is stuff like this. This is what I mean when I say every single day of our lives, all we are trying to do is avoid other people's crazy. All it takes is one person committing one act of crazy to disrupt the multiverse. Okay? What's the point of putting razor blades in banana nut muffins? FYI, I love banana Nut muffins. Okay. Banana nut muffins is my go to. Blueberry muffins is my number two. But only doing either or. But why put razor blades in banana nut muffins? Why put razor blades and loaves of bread? By the grace of God, I'm glad no kids were injured. By the grace of God, I'm glad no elders were injured. By the grace of God, I'm glad nobody was injured. But just the mindset of a human. To put multiple razor blades and loaves of bread and banana nut muffins in a couple of retail locations in the Biloxi area. Now, here's the thing. Her bond was set at $100,000. Okay?
Sponsor/Ad Voice
That's it.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's it. That's it. A hundred thousand dollars for attempted mayhem? Probably got to pay 10. Like 10 grand, right? I don't see the reason for her to be out, okay? People like this should not be allowed to come home until they spend a lengthy amount of time in a psychiatric institution. This woman put razor blades and banana nut muffins and loaves of bread. This is an intentional, premeditated, Batman level villain attempted crime, okay? You don't just let people like that back into society because they can afford a bond. Nah, bro, you gotta. You gotta spend some extensive time trying to figure out what's wrong with this human, that she would be willing to harm other humans on this level. The Grinch wasn't this diabolical. He just wanted folks to have a terrible Christmas, okay? He wasn't trying to disfigure them forever. He was. Listen, all you hurt people, do yourself a favor and get some healing, okay? That's what I want you to get for Christmas, some healing. Because not all hurt people hurt people. Some spend their lives making sure no one else feels what they did. Some break cycles. Some build safe spaces. Some turn pain into purpose. Hurt people don't just hurt people. Hurt people can heal people too. Camille, if you get out on bond, try that, please let Remy Ma give Camille Benson the biggest Hee haw. Hee haw. Hee haw. You stupid mother. Are you dumb? You can't just let somebody like her back into the street. She need to be sat down in somebody's psychiatric institution and we need to figure out what's wrong.
DJ Envy
It's crazy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. I want to play a game. I'm not playing a game. Crazy. Why? Crazy is crazy, that's why. It don't matter what color she. Crazy is crazy. Shorty belong. That's crazy. And you over there, chalk the choking. Dying over There. But you want to play a game? Yeah, you better go. Exactly. That could have been a razor blade. No, I don't want to play a game. Crazy is as crazy does. This woman is just. The chat wants to play a game. The Chat. I always want to play a game. I don't care what the kids want to do. Let's play a game. Come on. No. What is she? Crazy is. It's crazy. Doesn't matter. She's crazy.
DJ Envy
All right, but what is she?
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm just curious. She needs help. That's what she is.
DJ Envy
But what is she?
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, is she black? Need help.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
White?
Charlamagne Tha God
Need help.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
Asian?
Charlamagne Tha God
Need help? You Dominican.
DJ Envy
What is she?
Charlamagne Tha God
Leave me alone. Move on.
DJ Envy
What is she? What is she?
Charlamagne Tha God
What is she? What are you? Everybody want to know. I'm black. Chad, let's play a game with DJ Envy. Guess what Racy is. Don't nobody know because he'll show up to the Puerto Rican Day parade with Puerto Rican flag. Show up to the Dominican Day parade with a Dominican flag, show up. The black stuff. Like, he black. And when he want to be a cracker, he can be a cracker, too. I'm black. All the chat says I'm black.
Sponsor/Ad Voice 2
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's a lie. Y' all know better than that.
DJ Envy
What is she? I'm just curious.
Charlamagne Tha God
It don't matter. You know what? I'll show you. I'm gonna show you what? She just play my Steam music so.
DJ Envy
I can just see.
Charlamagne Tha God
What is she? Be honest with you. What is she gonna be honest with you? Okay, I'm really just looking at her picture for the first time, all right?
News Reporter
And she's.
Charlamagne Tha God
What? I have no idea. Because she got features, right? She got 21 savage tattoos all over her face, but she look white.
DJ Envy
She's like.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know what this is. I'm gonna be honest. Her name is Camille Benson. I have no idea what this is. I don't even know, actually. This is. Might be something that they created in the lab. Oh, wow.
DJ Envy
She looked.
Charlamagne Tha God
She looked white, but she looked like one of them. She looked like one of them, though.
DJ Envy
What was the white lady that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Remember, you were just saying, what is she? What is she? What is she? Yeah, that. What is it? I don't know what this is. I don't know what that looks like. Elon Musk made it. That's what. Yeah, yeah, she look creative. If I see it right, I'm running, though. This is a creative village.
DJ Envy
Yeah, that's the creative player right there.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know what I really don't know what this is. I don't know either.
DJ Envy
All right, well, thank you for that donkey today.
Charlamagne Tha God
Seriously. And she got like blonde, curly hair.
DJ Envy
What is it? What is it?
Charlamagne Tha God
It's like they took the worst of all races and just put them all together. One person crack a little bit. A little bit of everything in there. All right, well, thank you for that donkey today. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull. Lamb and soft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael the bull dot com. That's Michael the bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Every day I wake up. Wake your ass up. The Breakfast Club.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
This is Sophie Cunningham from Show Me Something. Do you know the symptoms of moderate to severe obstructive sleep apnea or OSA in adults with obesity? They may be happening to you without you knowing. If anyone has ever said you snore loudly, or if you spend your days fighting off excessive tiredness, irritability and concentration issues, it may be due to osa. OSA is a serious condition where your airway partially or completely collapses during sleep, which may cause breathing interruptions and oxygen deprivation. Learn more at don'tsleep on OSA.com this information is provided by Lilly, a medicine company.
Sponsor/Ad Voice 2
Do you like free money? Well, today's your lucky day. Better Picks is offering a free $10 just for signing up. Download the Better app, pick more or less on player stats, watch the games and win some cash. It's that simple. Better Picks is available in 33 states, including Texas, California and Georgia. Download the Better app today. That's better. B E T R and get a free $10. No deposit necessary. Must be 21 or older. In a jurisdiction where Better Picks operates, terms and conditions apply. Better Picks sports just got better.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
10 athletes will face the toughest job interview in fitness that will push past physical and mental breaking points.
Podcast Narrator
Let go.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
You are the fittest of the fit. Only one of you will leave here with an IFIT contract for $250,000.
Podcast Narrator
This is when mindset comes in.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
Someone will be eliminated.
Podcast Narrator
Pressure is coming down.
Charlamagne Tha God
Trainer Games on Prime Video January 8th. Watch the trailer on trainer games.com Ever.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
Wish you could try the Washington Post and see what all the talk is about? Right now you can with a one week pass for just $7. No commitment, no strings attached. Just $7 for one week of unlimited access to the Post. It's the perfect way to explore our award winning journalism and experience what subscribers already know. There's nothing else quite like it. So why not give us a try? Go to washingtonpost.com week and start your $7 one week pass today. That's washingtonpost.com week.
Podcast Narrator
At CVS, it matters that we're not just in your community, but that we're part of it. It matters that we're here for you when you need us, day or night. We want everyone to feel welcomed and rewarded. It matters that CVS is here to fill your prescriptions and here to fill your craving for a tasty and, yeah, healthy snack. At cvs, we're proud to serve your community because we believe where you get your medicine matters. So Visit us@cvs.com or just come by our store. We can't wait to meet you. Store hours vary by location. This is an I Heart podcast. Guaranteed human.
Episode: Donkey of the Day – Woman Arrested After Hiding Razor Blades In Loaves Of Bread At Walmart Stores
Date: December 18, 2025
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, and Charlamagne Tha God
This episode of The Breakfast Club focuses on the shocking story of Camille Benson, a 33-year-old woman from Texas charged with "attempted mayhem" after placing razor blades into loaves of bread (and allegedly banana nut muffins) at Walmart stores in Biloxi, Mississippi. Charlamagne Tha God awards Benson the infamous "Donkey of the Day," uses the story as a springboard to discuss evil, mental health, and the unpredictability of people in public spaces, and engages in the show’s usual irreverence and banter with DJ Envy.
[03:05]
[03:31]
Charlamagne acknowledges unfamiliarity with the term "attempted mayhem."
He looks it up: “According to AI Overview, it refers to the crime of trying to maliciously disfigure, disable or destroy a part of someone's body... but failing to complete the act.”
— Charlamagne Tha God [03:35]
He humorously laments the existence of such crimes:
“God really needed to install a self destruct button into some humans.”
— Charlamagne Tha God [03:55]
[05:10]
[06:05]
He expresses horror that someone would put razor blades in bread, relating it to anxieties around food tampering:
“This chick wanted people to eat razor blades on rye with cheese, peanut butter and razor blade sandwiches... I hate people like her.”
— Charlamagne Tha God [06:08]
He discusses the importance of being wary of “other people’s crazy” in everyday life.
Reflects gratitude that nobody, especially children or elders, was injured.
[07:34]
Charlamagne reacts to news that Benson's bond is $100,000:
“That’s it. That’s it. A hundred thousand dollars for attempted mayhem?... I don’t see the reason for her to be out, okay?”
— Charlamagne Tha God [07:34]
Emphasizes need for psychiatric evaluation before someone responsible for such an act is released:
“This is an intentional, premeditated, Batman level villain attempted crime... you gotta spend some extensive time trying to figure out what’s wrong with this human.”
— Charlamagne Tha God [07:44]
[08:16]
Charlamagne moves from outrage to a broader point:
Concludes sharply: “You can’t just let somebody like her back into the street. She need to be sat down in somebody’s psychiatric institution and we need to figure out what’s wrong.”
— Charlamagne Tha God [08:54]
[08:55]
[09:10–11:31]
DJ Envy and Charlamagne debate Benson’s race/identity, jokingly referencing her physical appearance and tattoos.
Charlemagne looks at a photo and comments:
“She got 21 Savage tattoos all over her face, but she look white... I have no idea... Might be something that they created in the lab... she look creative. If I see it right, I’m running though.”
— Charlamagne Tha God [10:42–11:07]
Lighthearted back-and-forth continues as they poke fun at each other and the situation but ultimately land back at:
“It’s like they took the worst of all races and just put them all together. One person, crack a little bit. A little bit of everything in there... All right, well, thank you for that donkey today.”
— Charlamagne Tha God [11:31]
On attempted mayhem:
"God really needed to install a self destruct button into some humans.”
— Charlamagne Tha God [03:55]
On irrational, evil behavior:
“This chick wanted people to eat razor blades on rye with cheese, peanut butter and razor blade sandwiches... I hate people like her.”
— Charlamagne Tha God [06:08]
On the limits of bail:
“That’s it... A hundred thousand dollars for attempted mayhem? Probably got to pay 10. Like, 10 grand, right? I don’t see the reason for her to be out, okay?”
— Charlamagne Tha God [07:35]
On cyclical pain and the capacity for healing:
“Not all hurt people hurt people. Some spend their lives making sure no one else feels what they did... Hurt people can heal people too.”
— Charlamagne Tha God [08:39]
On Benson’s ambiguous identity and appearance:
“She looked white, but she looked like one of them, though. ...This is. Might be something that they created in the lab. Oh, wow.”
— Charlamagne Tha God [10:51, 11:07]
The episode maintains The Breakfast Club’s hallmark blend of current events commentary, sharp humor, and banter. Charlamagne’s tone oscillates between incredulity, moral reflection, and biting wit, while DJ Envy provides backup and playful challenge. The hosts use exaggerated analogies and pop culture references to lighten a dark news story, while also making serious points about mental health and public safety.