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Charlamagne Tha God
I
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Charlamagne Tha God
It's the donkey of the day. Look at these donkeys. Donkeys. Bunch of jackasses for the donkey of the day. That's pretty funny. Charlemagne, the devil, The Breakfast Club. Yes, Donkey today for Thursday, March 11, goes to a 36 year old Iowa woman named Amber Snow. Amber was taken into custody this week and charged with two counts each of administering harmful substances to an adult and administering harmful substances to a juvenile, as well as one count each of attempted non consensual termination of a pregnancy and controlled substance violation, all of which are felonies. Now, I was born in 1978, okay? I am 47. I've seen a lot, but I've never heard of these charges. None of them rang a bell until I got to the non consensual termination of a pregnancy part. And I said to myself, myself, oh, she tried to kick a pregnant woman down the stairs. See, that's what people used to say back in my day when they didn't want the woman to keep the baby. Okay, kick a pregnant woman down the stairs and hopes that the trauma to the abdomen during pregnancy can lead to a miscarriage. Yes, sadly, there are people out there who think and do things like that, and Amber Snow was one of them. Would you like to hear why Amber Snow is getting donkey of the day today? Well, let's go to News 19 for the report, please.
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A woman has been charged in Decorah, Iowa for allegedly tainting a lasagna with oxycodone in an effort to force a miscarriage. Amber Snow was arrested and charged earlier today with charges that included felony counts of delivering a controlled substance and administering a harmful substance to an adult as well as a juvenile. According to the Winnesheek County Sheriff's Office, Snow tainted the lasagna with oxycodone in December and then gave it to another family member. Officials say that the case is still being investigated and additional charges and arrests are imminent. Snow is being held currently on a $100,000 cash bond.
Charlamagne Tha God
She delivered a drug laced tray of lasagna to a pregnant family member to cause a miscarriage. Okay. Spiked it with oxycodone, hoping it would cause a miscarriage. First of all, why lasagna? Okay, I love a good lasagna, but I'm lactose intolerant and the cheese gives me dairy bumps, so the cheese is tricky. Okay, why didn't she try like a. A suspicious shepherd's pie or a passive aggressive peach cobbler? Okay, this whole plot sounds like Something from a dark sitcom or a bad true crime podcast, and it honestly wasn't that good. Okay? This plan depends on a lot of unlikely things happening in order for this to work. For example, your family member. Family member would have to actually eat the lasagna, okay? She would have to eat the drug lace portion. Nobody else in the house is going to notice or question the food. God forbid someone else in the house was hungry. And the drug would actually somehow have to cause the miscarriage. Okay, that's an extremely unreliable chain of events, all right? Trust me when I tell you, someone from the 1900s is thinking to themselves, kicking it down the steps would be way more effective. Also, oxycodone isn't a typical miscarriage drug. It's a painkiller, okay? Not something used to induce miscarriages. So the idea that it would reliably cause pregnancy termination is very questionable. Okay, I'm not trying to give anybody any ideas, but, you know, there's this thing called penny royalty. You know how I found out about penny royalty? Because I once read a Huffington post article titled 9 Ancient Abortion methods so terrible you'll be even more grateful for the right to choose. And Pennyroyal is actually a type of mint, but it's a very successful abortion drug, okay? It was so deeply poisonous, in fact, that just 5 grams of it could be toxic. All right? Then there was the jumping and kicking yourself in the ass method. Y' all don't want to hear about that. No, no, I'll tell you anyway. Hippocrates was a famous Greek physician who was heavily against abortion. But he recommended a technique that actually became popular when folks wanted to control alt. Delete the baby. He would tell them to jump up and down, touching their buttocks with their heels, you know, at every leap. And apparently they would do that until the embryo became loose and fell out. See, if you did that, you would have to pretend to be her personal trainer. That's the only way you would get her to participate in such an exercise. But I' here to give anyone out there any ideas, okay? This woman, Amber Snow, was evil, all right? She did Internet searches and electronic communications discussing the plan. How the hell are you sharing recipes for a miscarriage? Okay, what in the fetus killing Food Network is going on here? You plotting on killing someone's unborn child through lasagna recipes. Let me tell you something, man. This is why you don't let everyone cook for you, okay? You can't eat from everyone's kitchen. And Amber. Amber's a hater. Okay. And she was doing this to her family member. And Amber's the worst kind of hater. She's the type of hater that actually wants to do harm to you. It's the type of hater that'll kill you if they want to kill your unborn child. And when people are full of hate, they will try to poison anything good in someone else's life. And guess what? When you try to sabotage somebody else's life, you end up sabotaging your own. Please give Amber Snow the biggest Hee haw. Jesus.
DJ Envy
That is the question. And that is not the first time that girl did it. And Amber is white.
Charlamagne Tha God
You want to play a game?
DJ Envy
I did.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's play a game. Let's play a game. Guess what, resident.
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Charlamagne Tha God
Amber Snow was taken into custody this week because she decided to deliver a drug laced tray of lasagna to a pregnant family member to cause a miscarriage. That's hilarious. Guess what ratio she is.
DJ Envy
White.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why do you say that? Because her last name's Snow.
DJ Envy
Yes. And I remember watching Three's Company and it was a character on there, her name was Christmas Snow. And yeah, Chrissy Snow was her name. So, yeah, last name Snow. You right. You gotta go.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, TJ Envy, Amber Snow was taken into custody this week because she delivered a drug laced tray of lasagna to a pregnant family member to cause a miscarriage. Guess what ratio.
Danielle Fishel
Caucasian.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn. Why are y' all so shortest? Do y' all listen to True Crime podcast?
DJ Envy
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wow.
DJ Envy
I do. And I watch it on ID channel.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay. Okay. Well, DJ Envy. Just hilarious. I want both of you to know that you are absolutely correct.
DJ Envy
Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
Big Caucasian. Okay. Meth for breakfast. Okay. Maybe a little crack for lunch.
DJ Envy
Yeah, she definitely lives behind the Dollar General.
Charlamagne Tha God
She had oxycodone in her back pocket. All right. That's what she got it from. She didn't have to go anywhere to get it.
Danielle Fishel
All right.
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That is.
Charlamagne Tha God
Thank you for that. Donkey of the day. Yep.
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Jesus.
Charlamagne Tha God
When we come back, Jess, fix my mess. Now, Jess has a book that comes out April 28th. You know what's so crazy? Look at her. She got a hoodie on. She got a Tim Burton the night before Christmas hoodie on. And she looked like one of the characters from a Tim Burton.
DJ Envy
Yes. She looked like somebody you will find in a vacant house in a read. Oh, my. Go off the wire.
Charlamagne Tha God
She definitely. Like, she'd be in a vacant house acting dumb. Like, what am I doing?
DJ Envy
Why you in my house?
Charlamagne Tha God
Excuse me.
DJ Envy
It's not your house. No lights, no nothing.
Charlamagne Tha God
Just crazy. My mess is next guys. 800-585-1051 is the Breakfast Club.
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Episode Date: March 12, 2026
Hosts: Charlamagne Tha God, DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious
Podcast Network: The Black Effect Podcast Network & iHeartPodcasts
This episode’s main segment focuses on the disturbing case of Amber Snow, a woman in Iowa who attempted to cause a miscarriage by serving a pregnant family member lasagna laced with oxycodone. Charlamagne Tha God highlights her as the “Donkey of the Day,” exploring the criminal actions, flawed logic, and societal implications of the case. The hosts discuss the nature of the crime, reference dark humor from true crime culture, and conclude with a lighthearted but pointed round of “Guess What Race It Is?”
Questions the Logic:
Historical Context and Dark Humor:
Hate-Fueled Actions:
Food Safety Warning:
Signature Outro:
Charlamagne Tha God:
DJ Envy:
This “Donkey of the Day” segment on The Breakfast Club uses dark humor and cultural commentary to dissect the chilling case of Amber Snow, who attempted to induce an abortion by drugging a pregnant family member. The hosts interrogate the logic and ethics of the crime, infuse the discussion with history and sarcasm, and stress the importance of caution—both in relationships and around food. The segment closes with their signature “Guess What Race It Is?” bit, putting an unmistakable Breakfast Club spin on a cautionary story about hate, crime, and family betrayal.