DONKEY: Woman Robs Dollar General & Then Returns For Her Phone

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club Episode: DONKEY: Woman Robs Dollar General & Then Returns For Her Phone
Release Date: May 14, 2025
Host/Authors: DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God
Produced by: iHeartPodcasts

---

Introduction

In this episode of The Breakfast Club, hosts DJ Envy, Angela Yee, and Charlamagne Tha God delve into a recent criminal incident involving a woman named Jacinia Faye Ezel. The discussion not only dissects the motives and actions behind the robbery but also explores broader societal issues such as smartphone addiction and racial perceptions.

The Incident: Robbery at Dollar General

At approximately [01:58], Charlamagne Tha God introduces the main topic: Donkey of the Day, focusing on Jacinia Faye Ezel's attempted robbery at a Dollar General store in Mississippi.

Charlamagne Tha God [01:58]: "Let me tell you something, man. I don't know what world we live in anymore... Personally, I believe after 1990 God stopped making humans."

Jacinia entered the store armed with a firearm, demanding money. An altercation ensued with an employee, resulting in her departure with an undisclosed amount of cash. What sets this incident apart is her return to the scene while police were investigating, purportedly to retrieve a dropped cellphone.

Charlamagne Tha God [05:00]: "And you came back to the store while police was investigating to ask about a cell phone you dropped during a robbery."

Analysis and Critique

The hosts criticize Jacinia's actions, questioning the intelligence behind her decisions and highlighting the irony of returning to a crime scene. Charlamagne emphasizes the futility and danger of such actions, especially at a Dollar General where cash reserves are unpredictable.

Charlamagne Tha God [02:20]: "If your brain says I should go rob this Dollar General, you should immediately change your thoughts to I should go in this Dollar General and fill out a job application."

Smartphone Addiction

Transitioning from the incident, the discussion shifts to societal dependence on smartphones. Charlamagne draws a parallel between Jacinia's actions and the broader issue of smartphone addiction, suggesting that such devices have become the "biggest drug on the market."

Charlamagne Tha God [04:00]: "Even if you're not smoking the fried cocaine that's normal from our era, you are absolutely addicted to this new drug. The biggest drug on the market, by the way. And that's your smartphone."

The hosts explore how smartphones have become integral to daily life, likening them to vital organs and critiquing the lack of a formal diagnosis for phone addiction despite evident behavioral symptoms.

Donkey of the Day Segment

The segment continues with the hosts engaging in a playful yet critical conversation about identifying Jacinia as the "Donkey of the Day." This involves a game where they guess her race and discuss her motivations and circumstances leading to the robbery.

Charlamagne Tha God [06:39]: "Guess what race she is. Black."
Angela Yee responds:
"I'm going Say, black, too, for 1. Her last name."

The conversation humorously addresses racial assumptions and stereotypes, with Charlamagne correcting misconceptions and emphasizing the importance of understanding individual identities beyond generalized categories.

Charlamagne Tha God [08:13]: "I'm going off experience. He just judging black people because he not black."

Personal Anecdotes and Host Interactions

Angela Yee shares personal experiences related to theft and altercations in Dollar Generals, adding depth and relatability to the discussion.

Angela Yee [07:54]: "And I was broke. Since I was 10, I had to fend for myself a lot. So me and Ash used to steal."

The hosts engage in light-hearted banter, balancing the serious critique with humor and personal insights.

Conclusion

As the segment wraps up, the hosts reiterate their stance on the incident and smartphone addiction, highlighting the need for societal reflection on individual actions and technology dependence.

Charlamagne Tha God [08:51]: "All right, well, thank you for that donkey today."

They segue into upcoming segments, including an upcoming interview with Dr. Judith Joseph, emphasizing mental health awareness.

---

Notable Quotes

• Charlamagne Tha God [01:58]:
  "I don't know what world we live in anymore... Personally, I believe after 1990 God stopped making humans."

• Charlamagne Tha God [04:00]:
  "The biggest drug on the market, by the way. And that's your smartphone."

• Angela Yee [07:54]:
  "And I was broke. Since I was 10, I had to fend for myself a lot. So me and Ash used to steal."

• Charlamagne Tha God [08:13]:
  "He just judging black people because he not black."

---

Final Thoughts

This episode of The Breakfast Club offers a multifaceted discussion that intertwines a specific criminal incident with broader societal issues. The hosts effectively use humor and personal anecdotes to critique individual actions while highlighting pervasive problems like technology addiction and racial stereotypes. Through engaging dialogue and insightful commentary, they encourage listeners to reflect on personal and societal behaviors.

Transcript

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You're listening to an iHeart podcast.

[DJ Envy]

Meetings, deadlines, emails. Don't you wish you could escape the chaos? That's where the all new Nissan Murano comes in. With available features like the relaxing massaging seats to ease stress and the beautiful skyline views that bring in natural light. It's like cruising in your personal oasis. And if you need to set a vibe, 64 colors of personalized lighting and a Bose premium sound system have you covered. Hands down, the all new Nissan Murano is your stress free getaway. Sometimes the greatest rush isn't rushing at all. Drive the all new Nissan Murano today.

[Angela Yee]

Panoramic moonroof, ambient lighting, bows and massaging leather appointed seats are optional features.

[DJ Envy]

AT&T has a new guarantee because most things in life are not guaranteed in a world where Nothing is guaranteed. AT&T is bringing something new to the table. AT&T is introducing a guarantee with connectivity you depend on, deals you want and service you deserve or they make it right. Learn [e-mail] guarantee@&t connecting changes everything. Terms and conditions apply. Visit att.com guaranty for details.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Summer in the south side of Chicago is calling and the shy is back. May 16th on Paramount this season, the women are rewriting the rules in the Showtime original series from Emmy winner Lena Waithe. They've been loyal, they've been patient, and now it's payback time. But the men of the shy aren't giving up their power without a fight. Nobody's backing down until the throne is earned and nothing will ever be the same. Don't miss the Chi new season screaming. May 16th only on the Paramount with.

[DJ Envy]

Showtime plan KFC chicken and waffles Fresh juicy chicken and rich waffles with syrup. It's the kind of sweet and savory order that will make people stop whatever they're doing and stare in envy. So as you dig into your mouth watering original recipe chicken and warm waffles or dip them in your syrup. Try not to eat near people crossing the street, driving cars, handling heavy objects or operating heavy machinery. You know, for their safety. KFC Chicken and waffles is the order people are gonna envy. KFC is finger licking good.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Your execution on the donkey of the Day is something to behold.

[DJ Envy]

Is it a ring?

[Angela Yee]

He gave me Donkey of the Day and I deserve the people need to know.

[Unknown]

Well, you need to tell them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I am. You have the voice. Tell them it's time for Donkey of the Day.

[Angela Yee]

It's a read, but you're so good.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

At it, you're trying to be a fake ass Charlamagne. There's only one Charlemagne involved.

[Angela Yee]

Damn Charlemagne. Who you giving Dunkey of the Day to then?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, sexy Red Donkey of the day for Wednesday, May 14 goes to a 34 year old woman from Mississippi named Jesse. Let me see. Jesse Jacinia Faye Ezel. Let me tell you something, man. I don't know what world we live in anymore, okay? Stop thinking you know people because you think you know, but you have no idea. I was born in 1978. Personally, I believe after 1990 God stopped making humans. Okay? He stopped making humans. He sold the patent. It's his product, but not his recipe. Because these people out here look like us, but they not like us. Okay? See, Jinia went into a Dollar with a gun. Very low hanging fruit. Okay? If you're going to take a penitentiary chance, don't do it at Dollar General, okay? I would rather you not do it at all. I would rather you not walk into any store with a gun, but definitely not Dollar General. In fact, if your brain says I should go rob this Dollar General, you should immediately change your thoughts to I should go in this Dollar General and fill out a job application, okay? One of the reasons it's stupid to rob a Dollar General is because you never know how much cash a Dollar General has on hand. You might fool around and get 20 years for $20, okay? The money in Dollar General fluctuates constantly based on sales, expenses, deposits, withdrawals. It's just not smart to do. Not smart to rob any place, but definitely not a Dollar General. Okay? Now, Jenia entered the store with a firearm and demanded money. Then she got into an altercation with an employee before leaving the scene with an undisclosed amount of money. Dear Dollar General employee, Dollar General not dying for you, okay? The only way you should end up in a fight with someone who walks in any store with a gun to rob it is if your life is being threatened. If you fighting for your life, I completely understand. Other than that, get the hell out the way and go hide behind the Doritos. Now I'm not giving you donkey because you robbed the Dollar General. Jinia. I could, okay? But there is more to this story. See, officers came to the store to investigate. And after they came to investigate, jcenia did something no criminal should ever do. And that's return to the scene of the crime. What did she return to the scene of the crime for? Would you like to know? What do you think she returned to the scene of the crime for? Huh? What'd you think? I have no Idea. Because she dropped her cell phone. I repeat, officers said they were at the store investigating when Jessenia Ezel returned to the scene and asked about a cell phone she dropped during the robbery. Is it crack? It's got to be crack. Okay, Ezel, you got the right last name, because you must be a crackhead. Ice cube. If you look in the cast, a new crackhead name, Ezel. And last Friday, we have found your person. RIP AJ Johnson. Okay, you just robbed the Dollar General at gunpoint Yesenia. And you came back to the store while police was investigating to ask about a cell phone you dropped during a robbery. Let me tell you something, man. Even if you're not smoking the fried cocaine that's normal from our era, you are absolutely addicted to this new drug. The biggest drug on the market, by the way. And that's your smartphone. Okay, Once again, smartphones making dumb people. We love these devices so much, we treat them like they are the 79th organ in our body. We treat them like they are our hearts, our lungs, our livers, our kidneys. We are addicted to these devices. No doctor has universally diagnosed us with phone addiction, but it's obvious, okay? All of us exhibit behaviors and symptoms that suggest a strong dependency on these smartphones. And this right here is just the latest example. Some donkey today's just sell themselves. Please give Jacinia Ezel the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the doggy of the day. You want to play a game or you think we got to figure it out?

[DJ Envy]

We can play a game.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We got to figure it out. You don't think so? You think we got to figure it out.

[Angela Yee]

Excellent. First.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, well, let's play a game of guess what. Racist. Yes. Jinia Ezell from Mississippi went to Robert Dollar General.

[DJ Envy]

Yes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Got into a fight with an employee, but then left with an undisclosed amount of money, but came back to the scene of the crime while police were investigating because dropped her cell phone. DJ Envy. Guess what race she is. Black. Damn, damn, damn. I don't like how you said that so quickly. Why? Why you think that gotta be one of us?

[DJ Envy]

Just a hunch.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Just a hunch. Okay. Just a hunch. Okay, Jess. Hilarious. Jacinda Ezel from Mississippi walked into a Dollar General to rob it. Got into a fight with one of the employees, but left with an undisclosed amount of money, but came back to the scene of the crime while police were investigating the cuz she dropped her cell phone. She hilarious. Guess what? Right she is.

[Angela Yee]

I'm going Say, black, too, for 1. Why eel is her last name.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, okay.

[Angela Yee]

2, I robbed many Dollar Generals.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Not at gunpoint.

[Angela Yee]

No, not at gunpoint.

[DJ Envy]

Don't judge it.

[Angela Yee]

We don't know, but I've definitely robbed many of them. And I've gotten into altercations with cashiers as well.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cause you were stealing something, and they.

[Angela Yee]

Trying to stop you like it's theirs and it's not. Since I can steal some stuff for you, too. Chill. But.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But why Dollar General?

[DJ Envy]

Why not?

[Angela Yee]

Because it's easy. Everything.

[DJ Envy]

It's only a dollar.

[Angela Yee]

I told you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Me.

[Angela Yee]

And I was broke. Envy, Sorry I wasn't out here. It was like you. Since I was 10, I was. I had to fend for myself a lot. So me and Ash used to steal.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I want Jesse Lyrus and DJ Envy to know that they are both absolutely, positively wrong. Okay, I was.

[Angela Yee]

I'm going off experience. He just judging black people because he not black.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's right. Dominican Jessenia is not black.

[Angela Yee]

What is she?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She's nigga. It's a difference. It's a difference. And until y' all learn the difference, y' all will continue to make that mistake. Okay, okay, okay.

[Angela Yee]

Thank you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Angela Yee]

But why?

[DJ Envy]

She went back in for the phone when she seen the police there.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'd have just skated. You got to catch me. Why do we keep having to tell y' all this all the time? Gonna dig.

[Angela Yee]

Well, she probably thought that they was there for something else still.

[DJ Envy]

Shut up.

[Angela Yee]

Yeah, hon, honestly. She probably thought the cops was there for something else and came back and just. Yeah, she wasn't thinking. How was she?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

34. Damn.

[Angela Yee]

Damn. Yeah, she's stupid as hell.

[DJ Envy]

All right, well, thank you for that donkey today.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, indeed.

[DJ Envy]

Now, when we come back, Dr. Judith Joseph will be joining us.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, what?

[DJ Envy]

What kind of ad lib was that? No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I love Dr. Judith. I love Dr. Judith Joseph. It is mental health awareness month. Dr. Joseph has a new book out called High functioning Overcoming your hidden depression and reclaiming your joy.

[DJ Envy]

All right, we'll talk to her next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The Breakfast Club Donkey today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Laminsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael the Bull dot com. That's Michael thebull.com. and when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

[Unknown]

Meetings, deadlines, emails, millions of notifications. Don't you wish you could escape the chaos? Fortunately, that's where the all new Nissan Murano comes in and with available features like the relaxing massaging seats and the beautiful skyline views that bring in natural light. It's like cruising in your own personal oasis. And if you need to set a vibe, 64 colors of personalized lighting and a Bose premium sound system have you covered. Hands down, the all new Nissan Murano is your stress free getaway because sometimes the greatest rush isn't rushing at all. Drive the all new Nissan Murano today. Panoramic moonroof, ambient lighting, bows and massaging leather. Appointed seats are optional features.

[DJ Envy]

Okay, have you heard about this? Last year the Green changed the formula for their Cool Rush deodorant. Their fans rebelled and wanted the old scent back and degree listen. That doesn't happen often. They admitted they effed up and are bringing the original Cool Rush scent back now. It's exactly how you remember it. Cool, crisp and fresh. It's the reason it's the one men's antiperspirant and it's back in Walmart, Target and other stores now for under $4. So try it and see what the fuss is about. Head to your local Walmart or Target to try the OG degree cool rush for yourself.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Check out Pluto TV's the Black Collective, a free and curated collection of black entertainment including movies, shows and music all featuring black talent both on camera and behind the scenes. Watch classic movies like Boomerang, Norbit and Paid in Full binge series like Tyler Perry, Sisters in Power and Scream, the latest R B and hip hop music videos. All for free on practically any device. That's tons of your favorite entertainment that you can watch on your tv, tablet or phone. All for free. The Black Collective on Pluto tv Scream.

[Unknown]

Now Pay Never ATT has a new guarantee because most things in life are not guaranteed. Like get it through self checkout by yourself. Not guaranteed In a world where nothing is guaranteed, AT T is bringing something new to the table. AT and T is introducing a guarantee with connectivity you depend on, deals you want and service you deserve or they make it right. Learn more at@/guarantee@ Connecting changes everything. Terms and conditions apply. Visit at and T Com guarantee for details.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You're listening to an iHeart podcast.