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Charlamagne Tha God
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Nyla Simone
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Charlamagne Tha God
First, grab a chilled Diet Coke because.
Nyla Simone
If you want it to be perfect.
Charlamagne Tha God
It needs to be crispy. Next, get a big cup of ice.
Nyla Simone
Because everyone knows Diet Coke is best served swimming in ice. Then sip it slowly, feel that burn and enjoy your break for as long as possible. When you need a break, don't forget.
Jabril Films
To grab an ice cold Diet Coke.
Nyla Simone
And take a diet Coke break.
Just Hilarious
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Just Hilarious
Just hilarious. Good morning, Charlamagne.
Charlamagne Tha God
The God peace to the planet. It's Friday. Good morning.
Nyla Simone
Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
How y'all feel out there? I feel blessed. Black and highly favored. Happy to be here another day to serve our beautiful listeners. And our last day before vacation, baby.
Just Hilarious
That's right.
Nyla Simone
You got some sleep.
Charlamagne Tha God
I did get a little bit of sleep last night, actually.
Nyla Simone
But you're excited for more sleep coming up?
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm excited for more sleep coming up, yes. I'm definitely excited. I was in D.C. yesterday for a quick little second. My man Frank McCork. You know, we had Frank McCork up here before. You know, he used to own the Los Angeles Dodgers, but now he's trying to buy TikTok. Yeah. So he had a summit yesterday called Project Liberty's Summit. The future of the Internet. On the future of the Internet. So I was down there in D.C. moderating a panel with Nancy Mason, R.O. connor. About the future of the Internet. Internet. What the hell?
Just Hilarious
Thanks.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Just Hilarious
Are you all right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, I am.
Just Hilarious
Well, you asked for winter. We got winter here on the East Coast. We got snow in some places.
Nyla Simone
That's crazy.
Just Hilarious
Where you didn't get no snow?
Nyla Simone
No. I don't like right in Jersey City, though. So it's not no snow. I ain't see no snow.
Just Hilarious
Me and Sean that far out, but we got snow.
Charlamagne Tha God
They be talking like it was heavy snow. It wasn't heavy.
Just Hilarious
Still. It's still snow.
Nyla Simone
Like Christmas time or something.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's about an inch. You know how sometimes you sleep with a man and his meat so little you try not to make it count?
Nyla Simone
Why are we comparing to that?
Charlamagne Tha God
What? Why? Why?
Nyla Simone
Why are we talking. We talking about snow now? We talking about snow.
Just Hilarious
Tell us more, girl. Tell us more.
Nyla Simone
Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
Never mind.
Just Hilarious
You know, there's this thing called I seen you. You texted. It's called winter vagina and winter penis.
Nyla Simone
Yes. Winter penis. Yes.
Just Hilarious
What is winter vagina, though?
Charlamagne Tha God
I told y'all about that for years.
Just Hilarious
Winter vagina.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know about winter vagina, but the winter penis. Like I always say, in the summertime, I'm seven inches. Three. Fourth in the winter, eight in the summer. But it does get a little smaller in the winter.
Nyla Simone
Uh, when I saw it, I didn't think it was real. I saw it on Hollywood Unlocked yesterday, but I didn't think it was real. I'm like, so what is winter? Vagina. That's crazy.
Just Hilarious
I don't know. Did the vagina shrivel up?
Nyla Simone
I don't know. Stupid. No.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm sorry. Good morning.
Just Hilarious
Good morning, guys. Sorry to start so crazy so early. Well, Jabril Films will be joining us. He's a director. He's actually the director that did the new film that Jess Laris has.
Nyla Simone
I hate, I love, I hate, I love.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Just Hilarious
So we're going to kick it with him in a little bit, and then we got front page news. Let's get the show cracking. We got a new joint from Jack Harlow. It's called hello, Ms. Johnson. And we'll get that on now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
Little white snow fall on the ground now y'all want to play Jack Harlow?
Nyla Simone
Jack Harlow elevator.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what I'm saying? Jack Harlow elevator.
DJ Envy
Damn it, man.
Nyla Simone
That's hilarious.
Just Hilarious
That was new music. Jack Harlow. Hello, Ms. Johnson. We're gonna be playing that every hour or an hour.
Charlamagne Tha God
Jack can rap, though. I give Jack he can rap and he can make songs.
DJ Envy
Yes, he can.
Just Hilarious
All right, well, let's get in some front page.
Charlamagne Tha God
But I hear what you're saying. It do sound like the elevator music.
Nyla Simone
Oh, my God.
Just Hilarious
Well, last night at Thursday Night Football, the Cleveland Browns beat the Pittsburgh Steelers 24 19. I'm sure Pittsburgh didn't see that coming.
Nyla Simone
Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're not a Steelers fan.
Nyla Simone
I'm a Steelers fan. No more. But, like, I still be watching their games. Yo, I was so mad.
Just Hilarious
Y'all should have won. That's not your team. So they should have won that.
Nyla Simone
Well, yeah, they should have won.
Charlamagne Tha God
He just switched teams this year. Now it's only good now they got Glorilla to represent.
DJ Envy
Right?
Nyla Simone
And this I know. And as soon as. But look, as soon as I went to the Ravens, the Ravens started losing. Like, they doing all right, but they was losing. And then I left the Steelers and they. They was doing good, but I'm mad they lost to the Browns.
Just Hilarious
Crazy.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think the Steelers and Ravens actually got the same record.
Nyla Simone
The Steelers in the first in the.
Just Hilarious
Division number one, definitely shouldn't have lost to the Browns last night, but. Good morning, Morgan.
Nyla Simone
Good morning, y'all.
Jabril Films
Happy Friday. MV Charlamagne and Jess. Y'all feeling good?
Just Hilarious
Yes, ma'am.
Charlamagne Tha God
Raven 7 and 4, by the way.
Jabril Films
All right, so let's get into it. President elect Trump's allies are coming to his Defense. After his nominee for attorney general dropped out, former Florida Republican Matt Gaetz withdrew his nomination. And Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson thinks that should not deter Trump from making the picks he wants. And he believes the cabinet process will go fast. Let's hear more from Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson.
Charlamagne Tha God
The type of people we need aggressive individuals who are willing to engage in the battle. They aren't going to shy away from the legacy corporate media who are obviously opposed to President Trump's agenda. He needs a warrior. But if we start getting an unreasonable backlog, I have no problem with recess appointments.
Jabril Films
He's saying get it done. So of course you missed it. Go ahead, Charlaine.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I was going to say they shouldn't blame that on legacy media because there was, at least from what I read, there was at least eight Republican senators who said it was going to be a hard no on Matt Gaetz. So they wouldn't have had the votes. Right.
Jabril Films
And if, in case you missed it, Gaetz was accused of having sex with a minor. He denied the accusations and the results of a House Ethics Committee investigation has not been released because he stepped down from his seat last week. So that document was sealed, although it has been leaked. It was leaked not by Congress, but, you know, by someone else. Meanwhile, Trump's defense attorney nominee Pete Hedgeseth he will also be on Capitol Hill playing defense regarding sexual assault allegations from years past as well. A California woman says the president elect Trump's defense secretary pick sexually assaulted her years ago. The Fox News personality Hedge Seth confirmed he paid his accuser an undisclosed amount of money for a non disclosure agreement. Them NDAs, y'all getting y'all in trouble. Anyway, VP elect JD Vance and Republican senators are meeting with Hedge Seth today ahead of his confirmation process. Now back on the topic of Matt Gates taking himself out of the consideration for Attorney General. Political scientist Dr. Susan McManus says with all the evidence mounting up against him, it was only a matter of time and he really was left with no choice. Let's hear more from Susan McManus.
Charlamagne Tha God
Now, there are a lot of Republicans in the Congress that are probably looking.
Just Hilarious
At this as a positive because he.
Charlamagne Tha God
Was distracting too much from the other appointees. But all the evidence that's coming out and the pulling of the plug, so.
Just Hilarious
To speak, on his highest aspiration goal.
Charlamagne Tha God
So far, the Attorney general, it'll be hard for him to step into another position that would have been given him that much power. It's also good to know that there are still some standards in the Republican Party, right. Like it's still some standards, you know, in maga, I guess. I personally think Matt Gaetz was a social experiment. They nominated Matt Gaetz and if there wasn't any pushback on him, who knows what he would. They would have tried to do.
Jabril Films
That's funny that you say that. I actually believe the same theory, that it's almost like go to the extreme and then if that doesn' Bring it back a little bit and nobody will have a problem.
Charlamagne Tha God
And if it does work, we can really do what we want.
Nyla Simone
Right.
Jabril Films
Okay. So Gates did take to social media yesterday and it's clear. Saying that it's clear that his confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction to the critical work of the Trump Vance transition. Of course, it's not known yet. No, it is known now that at the time. It wasn't known at that time, but now President Elect Trump, of course, he is announcing his new pick for Attorney general. General Pam Bondi for the position, saying in a post Truth social that she will refocus the DOJ to its intended purpose of fighting crime and making America safe again.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I don't know anything about her. I have no idea.
Jabril Films
All right, well, I was gonna. I'm like, all right, well, yeah, Pam Bondi. So she's the new pick for a Fl. Attorney General in.
Nyla Simone
Oh, yeah, I know who that is.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do you?
Just Hilarious
Oh, you know?
Nyla Simone
Yeah, that's the old girl. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Never heard of it.
Just Hilarious
Yeah. All right.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'll do some research over the weekend.
Just Hilarious
Never heard of it. Okay.
Nyla Simone
All right, well, all right, y'all.
Jabril Films
So, yeah, that's front page news. Biden had a Celtics. Boston Celtics visit yesterday at the White House. We'll talk about that at 7:00.
Just Hilarious
Did he know they were the Celtics?
Nyla Simone
That's crazy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Maybe.
Just Hilarious
The old NBA team that played in Delaware.
DJ Envy
The Delaware or something.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know. NBA champions, New England Patriots.
Nyla Simone
What?
Jabril Films
I ain't gonna hold y'all. He definitely. He definitely had a little hiccup. He was like the Boston.
Nyla Simone
He did. He did.
Charlamagne Tha God
Boston Tea Party. I was there. I was there. I poured a cup for George Washington.
Nyla Simone
Hey, yo.
Just Hilarious
All right. Get it off your chest. 800-585-151. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open again. 800, 585, 151. Call us up right now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Wake up. Wake up.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wake your ass. This is your time to get it off your chest.
DJ Envy
Whether you're mad or blessed, we want.
Charlamagne Tha God
To hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
Just Hilarious
Hello? Who's this?
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning. This is Larry.
Just Hilarious
What's up, Larry? What's the matter, Larry?
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, I thought you said this is her. I was like, oh, Lord, here we go. I'm sorry, Larry from Maryland. How y'all doing?
Nyla Simone
What's up, Larry?
Just Hilarious
What's up, Larry? Get it off your chest, Larry.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I was picking up the pics now, but I was expecting. But I was a little bit concerned that there's not one black person in this cabinet. I mean, not in the Ben CARSON and Byron McDonald's, even the Candace Owens, those little suspect to me. I know, but it should be some questions like what's the reason why. Larry, Larry, you don't give a damn.
DJ Envy
Cut it out.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, you acting like you care. You really don't care what position.
Nyla Simone
Well, I'll say that.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'll say this. I'll say this because I did vote for Trump as a black man, but my only reason was because I felt like it was between my faith and my race. So I knew I had to choose between one and just the policy she was pushing, specifically with the abortion, the transgenderism. I know Trump's a criminal and all that, but his policy specifically. So when you say faith and race, what do you mean? I don't get it. Because if I go for Trump, I'm going with my race because obviously the racism. But when I'm looking at Harris, I like everything about her. Everything was good. She had the policies on her website, all that. But just those two policies regarding abortion and transition was a big deal breaker for me. Well, there's no need to be. There's no need to fret. They will definitely. He'll definitely have somebody black be the head of hud. Now, if he doesn't put somebody black the head of hud, then we're gonna have a. There's probably gonna be an issue.
Just Hilarious
Goodbye, Larry.
Charlamagne Tha God
I appreciate it. What if you make Kodak Black the head of hud?
Nyla Simone
Oh, my God. Yo. Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
The hell that would be. Donald Trump gonna make Kodak Black the head of hud. Man. What's Ray J?
Just Hilarious
What's Ray J's job?
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know.
Nyla Simone
Nothing.
Charlamagne Tha God
But Kodak Black will be. That would be fun. Ray J be a good pick, too. Damn. Who gonna be the head of hud? Trump black.
Just Hilarious
I get at the Kodak. Reggie needs something else.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I can see Ray J doing it, though.
Nyla Simone
He flip flopped too much for Trump. Trump can't trust, right?
Just Hilarious
Hello? Who's this?
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, this is Bobby from North Carolina.
Just Hilarious
What's up, Bobby? Get it off your chest.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hello?
Just Hilarious
I'm just trying to figure these women.
Charlamagne Tha God
Out out here in North Carolina, man.
Nyla Simone
What kind of women?
Just Hilarious
What kind of women?
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, you know what? Not all women that I'm used to dating. What you trying to figure out about them?
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why, why, why are we on the verge of becoming a multi millionaire? I got five inventions you working on right now. Ease away talking about people gonna, you.
DJ Envy
Gotta, you gotta, you gotta target on.
Charlamagne Tha God
Your back for all these things that you come up with. But no, I'ma still continue to live life as I'm living it right now. So right now, yo, I'm. I'm like. I'm like homeless right now. God put into my life a nice large suv, so I'm sleeping, but right now I'm on a verge of coming among it. Are you on the verge of being a multi millionaire? You got a bunch of inventions that you've created, and one of them about to hit is what you saying? One of them is about to hit, though.
Just Hilarious
And the ladies, the ladies are not looking out for you. But you're about to be filthy rich. But right now, you're living in your truck.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right now I'm living in my truck.
Just Hilarious
So you mad at the women because they holding you down?
Charlamagne Tha God
No, they ain't holding me down. I'm married. I'm married to one American one and I'm dating one of them, and neither one of them hang up. I think you lying.
Just Hilarious
You married and you got a bunch of women, and you. You about to hit.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think you just lied. I say a bunch of women. I said I'm dating one.
Nyla Simone
Oh, you married someone and you dating one, and you still worrying about other ones?
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I'm not worried about other ones. Whereas I'm just worried about women. And she's not the one. I'm married to this man giving me a headache.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, well, you have a good one with your clutch.
Charlamagne Tha God
I told you to hang up on him. All right?
Just Hilarious
Not right.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just think he lying. It just sounded like everything he said was a lie. I got five inventions and I'm on the verge of being a multimillionaire, but I'm homeless, living out my truck. But I got a wife and I got a girlfriend, but I'm worried about what all these other girls doing, like, shut up.
Just Hilarious
Thank God for the SUV, that big SUV to sleep in. Get it off your chest. 800, 585. 1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
DJ Envy
The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest.
Charlamagne Tha God
Whether you're mad or blessed, hopefully you better have the same energy.
DJ Envy
We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
Just Hilarious
Hello? Who's this?
Nyla Simone
Oh, my gosh.
G
Did I get through?
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, my God.
Just Hilarious
Who's this?
G
Oh, my gosh. This is Amanda from Virginia.
Just Hilarious
Virginia. 757. What up, Amanda? Get off your chest.
G
Okay, so, like, I just quit my teaching job. I'm gonna try not to cry because it was something really hard for me to give up and everything after six years. And I'm scared right now because I have no idea what I'm supposed to do or anything like that. And I just turned 28, and I feel like I'm failing at life. So I need some advice.
Charlamagne Tha God
You are not failing at life, man. You know, one of my affirmations this morning was embrace everything that happens to you. And, you know, being that you 28, you'll realize this as you get older. Everything is just part of a process. You got to trust your instincts. Your instincts told you that you didn't want to teach no more. Right?
G
Right.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right.
G
Like, my mental health is packing so badly. Like, I was having panic attacks and everything. It's just teaching is not what it used to be at all. And so I love the kids, used to love the profession, but I just felt so undervalued and unappreciated. Like, it was just.
Charlamagne Tha God
It was hard.
G
So right now I'm up because I'm about to go instacarting. Hopefully I'll make a little something until I figured this out.
Charlamagne Tha God
And I think I just had to get that off. That's what you should do. My mom is a public school teacher. I was a public school teacher. So I understand. I think that y'all are very underpaid, undervalued and underappreciated. So thank you for your service. Is a teacher. But now you just gotta pray and see where God is gonna lead you next, because he's. He's. God is definitely telling you that you should be doing something else. You just gotta. You probably already know what it is. You probably just scared to do it right now.
G
Right? Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You already know what it is, don't you? You said what?
G
Can I put my cash up out there, too? Maybe somebody can help me out.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's not what. That is not. That is not what God told me.
Just Hilarious
To put the cash. Listening to you Charlamagne, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
What else God got for you? Tell me what else God is telling you to do. Before we get to the cash app.
G
To go instacarting this morning. Honestly, I'm up super early, so that's. That's all I got at the moment.
Charlamagne Tha God
One step at a time. Go ahead then.
Just Hilarious
Go ahead with your cash app. I rather cash app than only fans. Go ahead, mama.
G
There you go. All right, it's solid. Amanda capital. A, M A, N D a n I c 9, 6.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hold on now. Say it again. A M A N D A.
G
Yes. Nic.
Charlamagne Tha God
96 Nic. Oh, Amanda. Nick. 96. Amanda Chandler. That's you.
G
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
You look like a school teacher.
Nyla Simone
Aw.
Just Hilarious
You gonna put something in her cash app?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I just sent her a little something.
Just Hilarious
Oh, there you go.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just sent you. I love school teachers, man. I think school teachers, like I said, I think y'all are undervalued and underappreciated. We trust our kids with y'all every day, and we live in a messed up society because y'all should be making six figures a year just because of what y'all got to deal with, to be honest with you. So hard.
G
It's hard out here now. You know, I want to go into the mental health field. I'm doing a complete career switch, so I'm just hoping it all works out. I'm pray on it. And thank you guys. And I really appreciate you guys taking my call. I listen to you guys every morning. I appreciate it.
Charlamagne Tha God
You got what I sent you and said it went through.
G
Yes, it did. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Nyla Simone
All right, no problem. Have a good one.
Just Hilarious
Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, you can hit a 7.
Charlamagne Tha God
Your bed connected to your Scully?
Just Hilarious
Yep.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't it look like that's a matching set?
Nyla Simone
No, no, no, no, no. I'm not getting that. Yo. That's funny, though.
Charlamagne Tha God
You got that fresh dye on the day boy.
Just Hilarious
That's not funny. I might invest in a beer, Scully, but that's not it. We have Jess with the mess coming up, ma'am.
Nyla Simone
Yes, yes. Diddy's legal team is now saying that that video of him and Cassie was altered in some type of way. We'll get into it.
Just Hilarious
There's no way that video could look.
Nyla Simone
No way.
Just Hilarious
Anyway. Decent.
Nyla Simone
There's no way.
Just Hilarious
Okay, okay.
Nyla Simone
Let's get into it.
Just Hilarious
All right, we'll get to that. Next is the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
DJ Envy
The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yep. It's the world's most dangerous morning show. The Breakfast Club. Charlamagne. Tha. God. Just hilarious. I don't know. What the hell? DJ Envy is. But it's time for Jess with the best news is real whether it's hilarious.
Nyla Simone
Jessica Robin Moore. Jess don't do no lies.
Just Hilarious
Don't do.
Nyla Simone
She don't spare nobody worldwide.
Charlamagne Tha God
Jess Worldwide mess on the Breakfast Club. She's a coach. She was able to get y'all to.
Nyla Simone
See something and understand something that nobody could get you to see.
DJ Envy
It's time to set it off.
Nyla Simone
So Diddy says he was betrayed as a dangerous man. Diddy is accusing federal prosecutors of showing the judge an edited version of his Cassie assault video to make him seem more dangerous than he actually is. According to the new documents filed by Diddy and his attorneys, they claim that the government has the full video. Most likely, that's the version that we all saw. But they're alleging that the prosecutors changed the order of events to. To offer their most powerful evidence of danger and obstruction. Did. He also claims that the video shows no evidence of a freak off, just a domestic dispute in which he ran down the hallway of a hotel to recover his clothes and cell phone.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't. I don't believe. I don't believe this. They actually put that out.
Nyla Simone
Yeah, that's what they putting out is that he's also claiming that he didn't drag Cassidy down the hallway and didn't throw a vase at her head. So what we all saw is not what we all saw is what he's saying.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, he said, I guess he didn't throw the vase at her head. He just threw it at the wall. I guess he's saying, but we did.
Charlamagne Tha God
See him kick her and slam it.
Just Hilarious
And all that other stuff, right?
Nyla Simone
Not only the contents of the vase. He didn't throw the vase. So basically he's saying, I took the flowers out and I threw the flowers at her.
Charlamagne Tha God
I know Diddy trying to get bail because he's tired of eating jail food and he probably wants to come home for Thanksgiving. But y'all gotta shut the F up, fellas. And that's the kind of statements y'all gonna be putting out. Y'all might as well just keep those.
Nyla Simone
I mean, it's like, how do. How can you call yourself a. And you decided to go through with this?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what you're writing on your sticky notes? That's what you want your lawyer to go with? Like, come on, man.
Nyla Simone
Look, he insists that the video is really just a sad glimpse into a decade long consensual relationship and not evidence of a coerced freak off or sex trafficking. He believes the prosecutors are trying to make him look more dangerous than he actually is. So the judge will continue to deny his bill.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, I mean.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, one don't have no sense.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
One don't have nothing to do with the other, but yes, don't try to downplay that video.
Nyla Simone
Exactly, exactly.
Just Hilarious
That's exactly it. Like, yeah, the him beating up Cassie has nothing to do with his free course, but that video is still disgusting and nasty. You can't say, well, I didn't throw.
Nyla Simone
The vase, I only threw the flowers.
Charlamagne Tha God
And that's also one of the reasons it's hard for anybody to give Diddy the benefit of the doubt, because he lied and said that Cassie was lying. And then here comes a video, and now you're saying that the video was altered. And like you said, just. We didn't see what we saw.
Nyla Simone
Absolutely. I think that's crazy. Yeah.
Just Hilarious
That's wild.
Nyla Simone
Yeah. Shabuzi leaves CMA empty handed. The CMA is empty handed. This year, Shabuzi was nominated for two CMAs new artist of the year and single of the year for a ball song, Tipsy. But this and the song spent 18 weeks on the top of the Billboard Hot 100 and is up for several Grammy Awards. And I actually like that song. That song is a dope song. Jam. Hell yeah. He even performed the song at the award show. However, after country singer Cody Johnson won the album of the year, his. His producer Trent Willman accompanied him on stage and threw some shade at Shaboozi.
Charlamagne Tha God
It takes an army of people to.
DJ Envy
Make a great record.
Charlamagne Tha God
But I gotta tell you, this is for this cowboy who's been kicking Shabuzi for a lot of years, y'all. Cody Johnson. I don't understand what he was trying to say that I like Shabuzi. Like, what is he. Is he trying to use Shabuzi is like slang?
Nyla Simone
Like, no, I. Yeah, like kicking ass longer than Shabuzi. Like, basically, he been in the game. He's been doing this longer than Shabuzi has. That's what I got from it. And I just think it in the. I know if I was Cody, I'll be like, yo, don't say that on my behalf. Like. Cause he. Cody looked surprised. Like, I didn't know he was gonna go up here and throw shade. That was obviously shade.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just didn't understand the statement. Cause you know how some people say kicking game?
Nyla Simone
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what I mean?
Nyla Simone
Yeah, I've been kicking ass for years.
Charlamagne Tha God
Back in the day, I was kicking flavors. He was like, I thought he was just saying kicking Shaboozie. Like he was just trying to sound cool. No, I don't know what the hell he was.
Nyla Simone
No, he was throwing shade. Obviously.
Just Hilarious
It's crazy, because you look at black artists, right? And black artists lead country charts. The longest reigning song was Lil Nas X, and right behind it is Shabuzi. And if Shabuzi gets one more week, he's gonna be tied with Lil Nas X. And the fact that he came home with not one award just seems crazy.
Nyla Simone
Yeah. And Jabuzi responded to the Shade with a tweet saying, ain't nobody kicking me, you know? And he posted a picture of him in the back of his. It looks like a pickup truck or whatever. That is not. Oh, my God, it's country. No, no. Yo, it's a bag of a nice sprinter, it looks like.
Just Hilarious
But, yeah, shout out to Shaboozy.
Nyla Simone
Yeah. Oh, what kicking Shabuzi mean?
Charlamagne Tha God
What does kicking Shaboozy mean?
Nyla Simone
And AI chat chat. GBT gonna be like, I don't know, boy. Like, what? Why you do that? I got another story, sir. All right, so Future reflects on Kendrick's like that verse. So he sat down with gq, Future dead. And during the interview, he spoke on how he felt about Kendrick's verse on like that, specifically the part where he mentions the Big Three.
Just Hilarious
The Big three, it's just Big Me.
Nyla Simone
So the Big Three Kendrick is referring to, of course we know, is Drake J. Cole and himself, right? But Future said I'm supposed to be the one who gets mad. I'm still confused about that. Nobody cares what I think. That was so effed up about. That was so effed up about the ass to the point where I'm so player, I ain't say nothing about how I feel about it. Like, why is everybody mad when he was talking about me on my song? So y'all just forgot about me. I ain't a part of the Big Three. I'm nobody on my own song, man. And then Future later clarified that he doesn't actually have a problem with any of the Big Three artists. He said, I ain't got nothing to be mad about. Find something I should be mad at them about. Then I guess I'll be mad. Which kind of seems contradicting to me. Like, why you say something in the first place? Like, why do they talk backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards? Like, what is going on?
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, future's not part of the Big Three. He's part of the Fantastic Four. But if you ask me, I keep I done told y'all, he's the biggest out. I mean, you know, it's been repositioned now.
DJ Envy
Right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because at this moment, at this current moment is Kendrick. But historically. Right. It's been kind of the last couple of years, but that's cause Kendrick takes his breaks. But Future's Future, bigger than all Future been the most impactful, the most influential. Yep. Right. When you look at record sales and numbers and number one albums and all of that stuff, the only person that tops him in that category is Drake. Drake. I'm sure it's like Future, one of them ones.
Just Hilarious
But as far as the culture's concerned, Future is definitely more influential than any of them.
Nyla Simone
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Drake had to do a collaboration album with Future. You know what I mean?
Nyla Simone
Yeah. But as far as like understanding lyrics and always what's being said, I think Kendrick, J. Cole and Drake, Big three. Because half that stuff that Future come out with, we. Well, I don't understand, but we know.
Charlamagne Tha God
It'S not just about bars, though. That's the only thing I don't like about these conversations. Like, people act like it's just about bars, but it's not. Because if it was just about bars, then how come you don't put Tyler to create in there? Tyler creator. Tyler the creator. Been kicking Shaboozie for the past decade.
Nyla Simone
Don't worry, that's kid leaving. Where he at?
Just Hilarious
He asked what you mean.
Charlamagne Tha God
He can rap. He sells records. Crazy.
Just Hilarious
Not on the level of J. Cole. Kendrick, as far as what, Drake and Future.
Charlamagne Tha God
What you mean rap wise?
Just Hilarious
No, he not rapper. Because we talking lyrics. We can talk lyrics, but I'm just talking about as far as influence.
Charlamagne Tha God
Creator wins grammys, just sold 300 something thousand records his first week with his last album. We talking about.
Nyla Simone
I mean, that's great, but you can't put him think about when we think about the big three. J. Cole, Drake, and not in that conversation, Kendrick.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't see.
Nyla Simone
As far as lyricism goes, but that's.
Just Hilarious
What I'm talking about.
Nyla Simone
I'm just talking about lyrics. But okay, yeah, most impactful, most influential feature for sure. But yeah. Anyway, that is just with the mess.
Just Hilarious
Thank you. Jess.
Nyla Simone
Yes.
Just Hilarious
Did you get you. Did you get your Google, your chat? GBT about.
Charlamagne Tha God
The phrase kicking Shabuzi doesn't have a widely recognized or established meaning. See, they don't mean don't even know the white man was up there talking throwing shade.
Just Hilarious
All right, when we come back, we got front page news. Morgan Wood will be joining us. So don't go anywhere. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning everybody.
Charlamagne Tha God
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Just Hilarious
Find out more@statefarm.com DJ Envy Just hilarious. Charlamagne Tha God we are the Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news now. Last night at Thursday Night Football, the Browns beat the Pittsburgh Steelers is 24 to 19 and good morning, Morgan.
Jabril Films
Good morning, good morning. Yeah, let's get into it. Okay. Speaking of sports, President Biden hosted the 2024 NBA champion Boston Celtics at the White House yesterday in a very cold ceremony on the South Lawn. Sheesh, y'all, I was freezing out there.
Charlamagne Tha God
So.
Jabril Films
This victory over the summer over the Dallas Mavericks earned them the 18th title and broke a tie with the Los Angeles Lakers for the most championships in NBA history. Man, Larry Bird, I know he happy about that one. Biden addressed the crowd and congratulated the players, coaches and fans. Let's hear those comments from President Biden yesterday at the White House.
Charlamagne Tha God
I know it wasn't easy. You came close more than once.
Just Hilarious
But you put in the work.
Charlamagne Tha God
You clocked one of the greatest seasons ever.
Just Hilarious
64 wins, the best record in the.
Charlamagne Tha God
League last year, more points per possession than any team in NBA history. Roll the playoffs, beating the Heat in five, the Cavs in five, and the Pacers at four. Then you dominated Dallas on both ends of the floor. And now that 18th championship banner hangs in the Raptors. With the start of the new season, you're hungry for more total team effort. I was there when you won your first championship, when the Celtics won their first championship. It was 1957. I was 33 years old. I knew Bob Cousy and Bill Russell and Red Hour back. We were good friends.
Just Hilarious
But let's, let's Be fair. The Celtics changed their name in 1946. So if he called them the Whirlwinds, the Unicorns, or the Olympics, is that because that's, because that's how he probably knew them growing up.
Jabril Films
Oh, my gosh. What's so funny is that kind of is the majority of the speech, though. Charlamagne like you kind of.
Nyla Simone
You kind of narrow wins.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, you said that. He said that. For real. You said. He did. He did.
Jabril Films
He did talk about Bill Russell and he talked about how the Celtics were the first team to be at the White the first NBA championship team to.
Nyla Simone
Be at the White House.
Jabril Films
Biden said that his Secret Service name is Celtic because he's Irish. And as an Irish man, he felt a sense of pride with that trophy. He also joked that Joe Missoula is the youngest head coach to win a title since Bill Russell, adding that he knows what it's like to be the youngest and the oldest, and he likes being the youngest better. So the Celtics last trip to the White house was in 2008 to meet with then President George W. Bush. So, yeah, that's what's going on with basketball. But, you know, we in a new season, new season, new time, new championship to gain. So we'll see what happens with that. In other news, California Governor Gavin Newsom says California will once again fight a Trump administration over immigration. On Thursday, Newsom told reporters that he met with a woman who's now refusing cancer treatments because basically she's scared because she's in America illegally. He also said the incoming Trump administration is designed to instill fear. Let's hear those comments from California Governor Gavin Newsom.
Charlamagne Tha God
She's getting chemo and she doesn't want to get additional chemo treatment because she's scared to death about Trump's deportation policies because of her status. I'm very concerned about the chilling effect of Trump's rhetoric on legal immigration, not just illegal or irregular immigration. I'm deeply concerned about mixed status families in this state. I'm concerned about our kids feeling safe going to school.
Nyla Simone
Yeah.
Jabril Films
So with Donald Trump being sworn in as president in about two months, Newsom says California will litigate just as it did in the first Trump presidency.
Charlamagne Tha God
I would like to say that, you know, Gavin Newsom is making all the right media moves, and there is a lot of people in the Democratic Party. If you're thinking about running in 2028, you probably need to take a page out of his playbook. Like that man has been running a shadow campaign for about a year popping up on Fox News doing things like debating Ron DeSantis. You know, he's got his own podcast that comes out every week with Marshawn Lynch. And he did something yesterday that was very smart. He went to the counties in California that voted for Trump and was talking to those people who voted for Trump. He went to go talk to those working class people about the economy. That's just good politics, man.
Just Hilarious
Yep.
Jabril Films
That's interesting that you say that because this comes at the new poll shows most Democrats want Vice President Kamala Harris to be the party's presidential nominee in 2028. Now that poll from Puck News Echelon Insights released on Wednesday found that 41% of likely Democratic voters said they would choose Harris over California Governor Gavin Newsom and Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro despite her loss in election. Now, Newsom came in second with 8% support and Shapiro came in third with 7%. Minnesota Governor Tim Balls and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg both got 6% in that survey. About 16% were not sure who they would choose for the next election in 2028. Switching gears, though, actor Jussie Smollett's conviction for arranging a hate crime hoax is being overturned by the Illinois Supreme Court. In 2021, Smollett was found guilty of disorderly conduct and sentenced to 150 days in prison, but was released after serving six days while he appealed the conviction. Now the actor alleged that in 2019 attackers yelled racist and homophobic slurs at him before putting a noose around his neck in Chicago. Now, Smollett's attorneys were pleased with the decision. Let's hear more from his attorney, Nanye Uche regarding the reversal of the Supreme Court.
Nyla Simone
Prosecution should not be based on vindictiveness. This was a vindictive persecution, not a prostitute prosecution. Let's not make any mistake about that. The Supreme Court was clear the rule of law and due process have to remain the fundamental process for which the American jurisprudence is wrong. It is not run by public opinion. Yeah.
Jabril Films
So Uche went on to say that Smollett was railroaded. And what he's seeing and what we're seeing, excuse me, is the truth now coming out. Illinois's highest court, their Supreme Court ruled that the trial violated a small its Fifth Amendment cement protections against double jeopardy after a state attorney agreed to drop the original charges. Now the court said a second prosecution under these circumstances is a due process violation. And so they reversed Smollett's conviction. So he should be happy with that. And you know, we can put a nice little bow on this whole situation out of Chicago.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm be honest with you. I don't care. But I will say this. What do you think about that situation, Justin? Anything?
Nyla Simone
No, I just seen one of the. The guys, one of the people that he paid to beat him up was like, he guilty. But I'm glad that he not. I'm glad it's all over. I was like, damn, we all kind.
Jabril Films
Of glad that this one's over. It was kind of like we were. We were rooting for you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I like, I heard what you said too, about Kamala running again, too. Morgan, I don't think it's too early to be talking about that kind of stuff. I think it's interesting. She raised over a billion dollars. She had 74 million people vote for her. That that could be something to build on. She just needs to start campaigning now.
Just Hilarious
Yep.
Charlamagne Tha God
And what I mean by that is she needs to start getting out there. And I think politicians gotta start controlling their own narrative the way everybody else does. Athletes, comedians, entertainers, financial people, they have their own platforms to connect with folks, whether it's podcasts, whether it's, you know, engagement on social media. I mean, hell, even Trump got true social. So I think she needs to start trying to make those type of connections with people now. Same way Gavin Newsom is currently doing.
Jabril Films
But first Thanksgiving.
Nyla Simone
Can we take a break?
Jabril Films
Nearly 800 million Americans are expected to travel over the Thanksgiving holiday. Triple H AAA predicts numbers surpassed pre pandemic levels and set a new record. Between November 26 and December 2, most will travel by car, but airlines are gearing up as well. So you guys pack your patience for next week. American Airlines is planning for more than 8 million passengers from Nov. 21 through Dec. 3. Southwest says it expects Dec. 1 to be its busiest day as more holiday travel travelers at home. So you guys be safe on the road, be safe on the air, in the air, be safe traveling, period, and just have a happy Thanksgiving holiday. This time next week, we'll be nice and fat and just sitting back, just gluttonous, happy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. But this turkey, though.
Just Hilarious
This turkey, though.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I hear all that talk about Kamala. But this turkey, though.
Just Hilarious
All right.
Jabril Films
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Charlamagne Tha God
We didn't say it's Friday, so you know what that means.
Just Hilarious
I did.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, you did. It's. What are we on?
Just Hilarious
Yes, we're on.
Nyla Simone
Huh?
Just Hilarious
Huh? Hello. How you doing?
Charlamagne Tha God
It's Friday, so you know what that means.
Just Hilarious
It's freaky, freaky, freaky Friday.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey.
Just Hilarious
All right, now, Envy can't wait to.
Charlamagne Tha God
Talk about this topic. We been talking about this since we got in this morning.
Just Hilarious
Hey, yo, now the freaky, freaky, freaky freaky Friday topic is talking about winter, winter penis and winter vagina.
Charlamagne Tha God
Tell them about this phenomenon. I've been telling y'all about this for.
Just Hilarious
Years now, winter vagina. Because I had no idea what this was. And I actually heard this story on Hollywood Unlocked. So don't. I didn't bring make this up or anything like that. Now, winter vagina is usually in the winter when women see, I guess their vaginas get very dry and have a lack of natural lubrication. So the term winter vagina. Yes, yes. So that's what it is.
Charlamagne Tha God
You gonna blame this dryness on this season.
Nyla Simone
So. Yo, so that's when it's drier. Winter vagina.
Just Hilarious
That's right. Research on vaginal health tends to focus more on issues like bacterial infections, issues related to fertility and childbirth and vaginal changes during menopause. But winter vagina is a thing and a lot of women suffer this in the winter. They are not as wet as usual.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because you had a hot girl. Summer, you better go to the doctor to.
Nyla Simone
That's right. That's right.
Just Hilarious
And winter penis is when men's organs, their sexual organs, their testicles and penis reduce up to 50%. Usually happens in men's men. Five, five and shorter. So I'm sure it happens with you, Charlamagne.
Charlamagne Tha God
I've been talking about this for years because, I mean, we all know that when it's a certain temperature. When it's a certain temperature, you can, you know, look and see that there's changes the shrivel and your testicles.
Just Hilarious
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know, I'm 7 inches. 3 4th when it's cold out. I mean, when it's cold out. When it's warm, I'm about eight. Yes. I don't know about. No 50%.
Just Hilarious
Well, I was just joking about the size. But it says as the temperature drops, the male.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why you joke about that? Serious information.
Just Hilarious
As the temperature drops, the male penis and testicles seem to reside into the body to maintain body heat, resulting restricted by blood flow recede.
Charlamagne Tha God
Penis always resides on the body. That's what it is. I remember. See, what are you talking about?
Just Hilarious
I'm not a doctor, ladies and gentlemen. So 800, 585. 105 1. Does this happen to you ladies? Do you get winter vagina? Is your vagina dry right now? Like Vegas?
Nyla Simone
Oh my God.
Just Hilarious
Fellas, do you have small penis like issues like Charlamagne? Let's discuss 800-585-1051. Why is this stupid?
Nyla Simone
Because you really want somebody to call up here like, yes, I've been dry. And I don't know why. Like, yo, it happens. It happens. You be surprised.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo.
Just Hilarious
All right, let's, let's, let's discuss. Let's talk about it. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Nyla Simone
He a fan?
Just Hilarious
He a fan here. Freaky ass. He a 69. God.
Charlamagne Tha God
The Breakfast Club.
Just Hilarious
Freaky Friday.
Nyla Simone
What's freaky?
DJ Envy
Call in now.
Just Hilarious
800585 1051.
Nyla Simone
Hey look, we're on my freak show.
Charlamagne Tha God
We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
Just Hilarious
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamagne tha guy. We are the Breakfast Club. If you're just joining us, it's Friday, so you know what that means.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's freaky freaky freaky Friday.
Just Hilarious
And the freaky freaky Friday question comes from Hollywood Unlocked. It says a doctor's are warning a rise of winter penis and winter vagina. They're claiming that cold weather can reduce male organ size by up to 50% and cause drought mode for women. 800 585, 1051. And I'm just reading through the comments before we go into the room. One guy said, finally an excuse I can use. Nah, ma, I'm not that big into the summertime. Another girl just said, that's a lie. I'm. I'm. I'm a water slide all year round. Somebody else said, damn. Well, yeah, I. I got a few inches to spare. Somebody else said, yeah, I get a little dry. So does this happen with you?
Nyla Simone
No, honestly, no, it don't.
Charlamagne Tha God
I.
Nyla Simone
This is the first time I ever heard of it. But didn't it also say something about age?
Just Hilarious
No, no, no, no, no. I'm joking about that.
Nyla Simone
Okay. Yeah, no, I. It's never happened to me.
Just Hilarious
Well, Charlamagne talks about it happening to him all the time.
Charlamagne Tha God
Cuz. I've always told y'all historically that, you know, in the winter I'm seven inches, three fourth, but when it's hot out, I'm eight inches. So yes, you know that there is some type of shrinkage. You said 50% earlier. I don't believe that. But there is some level of shrinkage. I don't know nothing about the dry vagina. And win it though. That's the first. I ain't never heard that.
Just Hilarious
I don't know where it's coming from. We got Cash on the line. Cash. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning. Good morning, everyone. What's going on, Cash?
Just Hilarious
You got an itty bitty in the summer? Huh?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo. Nah, itty bitty in the winter. You know crazy when that weather change be coming in, I'll be talking to it like. Brody, you okay? You gotta tug it a little bit. Tug it a little bit. Tug it a little bit. You know, when you in the house and when it's flaccid. And just make sure the temperature in the house is a summertime temperature, and it'll get right back. My man. 74 degrees. All the time. All the time. There you go. There you go.
Just Hilarious
Well, thank you.
Nyla Simone
And not the elasticity. You got to stretch it, pull it, and tug it.
Charlamagne Tha God
You do.
Just Hilarious
We got somebody on the line right now that knows more about this than all of us. We have Trav on the line.
Nyla Simone
Ha.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right. That's right, Trav. Let's talk about that dry booty in the winter. What? Trav said booty dry all season. That's why. That's why you got baby oil and Kyle.
DJ Envy
Not.
Charlamagne Tha God
Not the booties I mess with, baby. Don't think them things be. I don't know what you talking about. That's why you don't play with gay man. They go too far.
Just Hilarious
Blood all over the pillow.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, but listen, I do want to talk about shriveled up penises.
Just Hilarious
Jesus.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because I. I have seen in the winter time that, you know, sometimes, especially like in the morning when we take showers, I had this exact. And mind you, he was a grower, not a shower, but he used to, like, shrivel up. And it was like a magic trick how it, like, extend one day. Would it look like a rip backward, like, you know, when you un. You open up a backwood, but then it rip a little bit, so you just throw it to the side and grab another.
Nyla Simone
Jesus Christ. That's dirty.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, you know. Well, he was Spanish, so he was uncut. That was a little. It definitely looked a little weird.
Nyla Simone
Yeah. Goodbye.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right.
Just Hilarious
Goodbye. That's tmi, Trav. Goodbye.
Charlamagne Tha God
You can't ask people to call in and give their experiences and then tell them it's tmi. Hell's wrong with you?
Just Hilarious
Hello? Who's this?
G
Erica.
Just Hilarious
Hey, Erica. Good morning. We're talking about winter vagina. Is that a real thing?
G
I think it's a real thing. Listen, just like your skin get dry in the wintertime, I believe your vagina can get dry as well. So it's important to stay hydrated, stay moisturized, you know, by any means necessary so that, you know, you don't become. I don't know, Erica. I don't have that problem.
Charlamagne Tha God
Tell the truth, because God is watching. Are you speaking. Are you speaking from experience?
G
I have no problem with the vagina. I don't struggle with it, But I. I do believe it could be a real thing. For real.
Charlamagne Tha God
Erica. Are you speaking from experience? Tell her. God is watching you, Erica. Okay? God can bless you with all the goods you need right now, but if you lie about it, okay, you're gonna be dry for the rest of the winter. Now tell the truth.
G
I'm just saying I could see how it could be a real thing.
Just Hilarious
All right, now. Now, you said you put moisturizer on it. What do you put on what? How do you moisturize your vagina?
Charlamagne Tha God
Mom, first of all, you should ask questions.
Nyla Simone
I'm just curious, what do you do?
G
So you have to stay active, of course, so that it's naturally lubricated. I don't believe in you being ky jelly and all of that, you know, just by keeping the motion going.
Just Hilarious
Oh, okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. Well, thank you, Erica. You're welcome.
G
Can I also give my birthday. My daughter a birthday shout out after all this talk?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, you definitely need to give your doctor. Okay.
G
It's my oldest daughter, 17th birthday. Her name is Anaya and I'm so proud of her. She's such a good girl.
Just Hilarious
All right.
G
I had her when I was 19 years old, so I'm just excited that we made it so far. Can I put her cash up out there in case somebody wants to bless her?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Nyla Simone
Are you going? Is she going to get the money?
Charlamagne Tha God
She is.
G
I'm giving you her cash app.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
Nyla Simone
What is it?
G
Oh, hey, Jess, girl, congratulations.
Nyla Simone
Hey, boo. Thank you.
G
You're welcome. So it's Nya N I Y A H D A as in D as in dog, A as in Apple don d o n 1122.
Charlamagne Tha God
You wanna put your cash app out there? Cause I know it's probably kind of dry right now.
Just Hilarious
Are you stupid?
Charlamagne Tha God
You stupid? You stupid.
Nyla Simone
Oh, my God.
Just Hilarious
Goodbye.
G
I sure will.
Charlamagne Tha God
Goodbye, Erica.
Nyla Simone
I sure will.
Just Hilarious
800-585-1051. It's Friday, so you. What that means is freaky, freaky, freaky Friday. And doctors are warning of a rise of winter penis and winter vagina claim that the cold weather can reduce a male organ size up to 50%. And cause drought mode, quote, unquote, drought mode for women. Let's discuss this. Did this happen to you? 800, 585 105. One is the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
Call in now. 800, 585, 151. We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
Just Hilarious
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamagne. Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. It's Friday, so you know what that means.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's freaky, freaky, Freaky Friday.
Just Hilarious
Now, this topic comes off of Hollywood Unlocked. They say doctors warn of a rise of winter penis and winter vagina, claiming that cold weather can reduce male organ size up to 50% and cause drought mode for women. Now, Charlamagne says he deals with both of those.
Charlamagne Tha God
First of all, I've been telling y'all this for years. I mean, if you've been looking at the breakfast club for 15 years, I've been telling y'all for 15 years that I'm seven inches, three fourth when it's cold out, eight when it's warm. So, you know, clearly there's something to that. Clearly.
Just Hilarious
Okay. All right.
Nyla Simone
Well, does it happen to you? No, it doesn't happen.
Just Hilarious
Does it happen to you?
Nyla Simone
No, my penis don't shrink.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't think you should be talking to him, Jeff. He look like he undercover. Don't he look like. Don't he look like a Dominican cop trying to blend in in a black neighborhood? Oh, my God, lovey, you know where the pounds are. Good morning, my Breakfast Club family.
Nyla Simone
What's up, lovey?
Charlamagne Tha God
Lovey, Lovey. They picking on me now, lovey. In case that we have any. In case anybody new listening to the Breakfast Club, you have to tell people why you are a lifetime Breakfast Club caller and tell them your story. You have a life. I'm a lifetime breakfast subcaller, and I am Mr. Thirteen and a Half. Thirteen and a half inches of penis, y'all. I just want y'all to. I just want people to know. Not everybody. We got new listeners every day.
Nyla Simone
What else we talking about?
Charlamagne Tha God
But I want to say this. I think I get bigger during the winter.
Nyla Simone
I know that's right.
Just Hilarious
That's a lie.
Charlamagne Tha God
So what you mean, bigger? You already 13 and a half inches.
Just Hilarious
You're already 13 and a half.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, how big?
Just Hilarious
I'm like, come on.
Charlamagne Tha God
God damn. Why you start stuttering? He got nervous. He got nervous thinking about all that penis destroyed.
Nyla Simone
Yo, I cannot deal with y'all.
Just Hilarious
So you got lovely.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just want to say this, first of all, Lovey, Lovey. This man just called you Lovely after stuttering over your penis size.
Just Hilarious
Your name.
Charlamagne Tha God
His name is Mr. Inches.
Nyla Simone
Yo, you did not say.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, yeah, he did call you Mr. Inches before.
Just Hilarious
All right, thank you, sir. Have a nice one.
Charlamagne Tha God
I love y'all. Love you too, man.
Just Hilarious
I said I love you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Honestly, love you ain't really got to say much. You know, you got 13 and a.
Nyla Simone
Half inches, you know, you don't say nothing.
Just Hilarious
Hello, who's this?
G
Oh, my gosh. Charlamagne, the God. Just hilarious. And CJ envy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning.
Nyla Simone
Good morning, honey.
Just Hilarious
Now, do you suffer with winter vagina?
Charlamagne Tha God
You said what?
Just Hilarious
Do you suffer with winter vagina?
G
So let me tell you, I'm on my way. I'm 43 years old. My husband is 56. We are actually flying from Raleigh, North Carolina, to go back home to Brooklyn, Jersey, to bury my mom.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, sorry to hear that. Condolences.
G
Thank you so very much. And it's crazy because I was like, I'm going through, like, the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
G
And I. I'm so grateful for you, Charlamagne. Like, you talk about mental health. I, you know, I take a supplement. I take a Sertraline that helps me. My husband is amazing in supporting me in my mental health and all that. But let me tell you something. That thing took my sex drive away and I was mad.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, so you dry. So, I mean, but you got various reasons for being dry. It's not just the winter season.
Nyla Simone
What's going on here?
G
No, I mean, I got the bomb ass husband and Jess.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hilarious.
G
I can't believe I'm talking to you. Because my husband.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what's interesting about this? That's such a crush.
Nyla Simone
Like, oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
You named all of these things that I guess are making your vagina dry. But then also you think about the winter. And there is such thing as winter depression as well.
G
Oh, yeah, the lack of vitamin E and B. So I found out when I went to my doctor, my general practitioner, he supplied me with a big amount of vitamin B, C, B12, certain things that US women as black women. And please go on my Instagram so you can see me and my mommy.
Charlamagne Tha God
What is your Instagram?
G
It's J, A. I am as A Mary, E, L, U, V. Under 1. I think that's it. I'm all alone.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, condolences to you and your family. Sending you and your family healing energy. I'm sending your mental health. Huh? You used to.
G
You used to go to the barbershop with my dad.
Charlamagne Tha God
What barbershop?
Nyla Simone
Damn fire oh, yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
On in the city in New York. Yeah. 48th. Yep. Absolutely. Salute the fire. Ain't he fire.
G
My dad is Minister Mark. He's Minister Mark. I want to send you his book.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, please do, ma'am. I'm going to be honest with you. This has been the most random phone.
Just Hilarious
Call that we had in a long time. It's going everywhere.
Charlamagne Tha God
You started off talking about your vagina being dry. Then you said your mom died. Yeah, he felt so.
Nyla Simone
Yo, you should have seen. Because the first thing that she asked him when he asked him was like, are you suffering from winning vagina? And she was like, oh, no, I'm burying my mom.
Just Hilarious
I don't want to play no more. I don't want to play. I'm done playing.
Nyla Simone
A husband got a crush on me.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. This is weird. Yeah, get her address so she can send me Minister Mark book. Yeah, her husband got a crush on Jess.
Nyla Simone
Like, yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
God bless him, man.
Nyla Simone
You got a crush. You had a crush on Minister.
Just Hilarious
My dad knows a lot going on in that call. All right, now you want to go to one more call or. No, no, I'm done, too. I'm done, too. I'm done, too. Is there moral to the story? I don't know. Like, she just.
Nyla Simone
No, that. Nah, that.
Just Hilarious
People heard that last call. They all shriveled up.
Nyla Simone
Yeah, man. Yeah. Like, damn. It's no more. There's no more. Because there's no way you can. You can escape when a vagina or win a penis. So just. Just stay warm.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't believe in the winter vagina thing. I believe in the winter.
Nyla Simone
I don't believe the winter vagina thing either. I don't know. I think is this. It could be various reasons why. You dry? Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, cuz, you dry.
Nyla Simone
Yeah, that's it. Everybody just ain't leaky. Everybody just don't have that.
Just Hilarious
Oh, okay. All right. Well, we got just. With the mess coming up.
Nyla Simone
Yes. Chris Brown went on Costa not live and lied somebody in multiple relationships. He only doing it because I got a baby. But, yeah, we'll get into it.
Just Hilarious
Jesus. Okay, we'll get into that. Next is the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamag ain't the guy. We are the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
And, yo, I want to tell everybody tomorrow, man. Monks Corner, South Carolina, my hometown, the 843. I'll be at the Berkeley High School student parking lot from 9am to 11am for my 11th annual turkey giveaway. So see y'all tomorrow in Monks cone.
Just Hilarious
Also, I want to shout out Dr. Puma from soaring Medical and I want to encourage you guys to definitely check out Soarin Medical. Now, Charlamagne and I both, my wife did it yesterday. We're gonna encourage Jess to do it as well. It's just AA heart scan where they check your heart and make sure that your arteries are flowing good.
Charlamagne Tha God
Not just your heart, all your cardiovascular, well, everything.
Just Hilarious
They check your liver, they can see your lungs and all that, and they can see if everything is working right, if there's blockage, if there's calcium blocking the veins and all that, if you need a stent. And some of these things that they can do can actually save you if you are about to have a heart attack in the next couple of months or years or whatever it may be.
Charlamagne Tha God
All you hear all these stories about people having strokes, people having heart attacks, it's because because of blockages that they be having in their arteries. That widowmaker.
Just Hilarious
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
I've been there a couple of times already. The holidays are about spending time with your loved ones and creating magical memories that will last a lifetime. So whether it's family and friends you haven't seen in a while or those who you see all the time, share holiday magic this season with an ice cold Coca Cola. Copyright 2024 the Coca Cola Company the.
Just Hilarious
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Charlamagne Tha God
To mistle their toes.
Just Hilarious
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Charlamagne Tha God
Choose to be bold.
Just Hilarious
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Charlamagne Tha God
Drive than ever before.
Just Hilarious
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Charlamagne Tha God
My anxiety set up, you know, you might. I need. I need, I need to make sure. I need a second opinion, right?
Just Hilarious
You went there how many times already?
Charlamagne Tha God
I've been there twice.
Just Hilarious
For yourself?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. I've been in that machine twice.
Nyla Simone
Why?
Just Hilarious
Because he said that? Well, he said I don't have to go for another eight years.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what he told me. The first time. I went too. But you went back.
Nyla Simone
He just was like, I need to make sure.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know, it's like. It was like the way you was when you got your prostate check, how you just kept going back a couple times.
Just Hilarious
No, that was a lie.
Charlamagne Tha God
Remember when you Told me that.
Just Hilarious
I did not tell you that.
Charlamagne Tha God
You said you had the pile ups in your butt.
Just Hilarious
No, I did have pile ups in my butt, but no, that's not what I tell you. Yeah, I just said. I went back.
Charlamagne Tha God
They got.
Just Hilarious
They just got it done.
Nyla Simone
But what be piled up in there? Like where, where, where it come from?
Just Hilarious
The bumps.
Nyla Simone
Oh, you got a bumpy butt.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's called polyps.
Just Hilarious
You said a bumpy, but you got a bumpy button.
Charlamagne Tha God
Just won't be piled up in there.
Just Hilarious
See, that's why I'm talking medical stuff with you, man. Let's get the J with the mess. Come on.
Charlamagne Tha God
B on the Breakfast Club, she's a coach.
Nyla Simone
She was able to get y'all to see something and understand something that nobody could get you to see.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's time to set it off. What be piled up in there? Penis is a Christmas passage that's going be in there.
Nyla Simone
Oh, my God.
Just Hilarious
Screwed. See what you started scre. Oh, my God. Touch is on my side, Jess.
Nyla Simone
Go, Jessica. Okay, anyway, so Chris Brown was on Casa Not Stream. And while he was there, Kai asked him about his love life. I don't know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right now, me and my relationship. Yeah, I'm in multiple. What do you mean? Like more than one girl, right? Something like that. Okay, and how do you balance that? Because that's a lot of balance. Unless they just. Just keep it a hundred. The most expensive thing you ever got for a girl, man. One. One thing. Probably like a. Probably like a three, $400,000 ring. Three, $400,000 ring? Yeah, ring. Yeah.
Nyla Simone
God damn.
Charlamagne Tha God
Not like a wedding ring, like a promise ring. Yeah, something like that. I know. You watched that whole scream, didn't you, Jess?
Nyla Simone
Yes, of course. But I don't know why he does that. Like he. First of all, it. First of all, admitting to him being in multiple relationships. He's only doing that because he's mad that I just had a baby and Because. Yeah, and the last thing that Chris Brown was like, he was like, oh, you gonna try to get a Chris that look, you know, another. Another IGA named Chris and all that. Like, you know how bitter exes be or whatever. So he gonna go on Kai streaming, you know, his little live and gonna see that and they're gonna tell him about a ring that he bought.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you jealous, Definitely jealous.
Nyla Simone
Jealous for what?
Charlamagne Tha God
You are jealous.
Nyla Simone
Jealous about the ring.
Charlamagne Tha God
The whole situation, sweetheart.
Nyla Simone
Excuse me. The ring. What? Anyway, what just got on?
Charlamagne Tha God
He never bought you, huh?
Just Hilarious
What just got on her face?
Nyla Simone
Yeah. So some things you just don't get back.
Charlamagne Tha God
Moving on. That's why you wore that today?
Nyla Simone
Yeah, I seen that stream. I was like, all right, I'mma bring it up.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's a big ass ring you wear.
Just Hilarious
Huge pause.
Nyla Simone
So, yeah, get my diamond testing move on.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, yeah, most definitely. Diamond testing.
Nyla Simone
Yeah, come do that.
Charlamagne Tha God
I like that.
Just Hilarious
Bring it in, cuz.
Nyla Simone
I ain't with none of that. Stop playing with me. Yeah. And we'll be right back.
Just Hilarious
I want them to know instead of saying, yo, that's dope. He goes, bring the diamond tester in.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just want to make sure you're going. If you're going to buy my sister something, make sure I need to know it's right.
Nyla Simone
Most definitely. And it is real. Don't play with me. Moving on. Until we get the diamond tester, y'all.
Just Hilarious
Better not play with Jess.
Nyla Simone
Please don't. DeVito on returning to Africa. On people returning to Africa, not DeVito on returning to Africa.
Just Hilarious
What's wrong with y'all this morning?
Nyla Simone
You know, yesterday I spoke about DeVito's opinion. Opinion on ancestry, kids or whatever, but I went back and I watched the whole interview with Big homie and ATL and I went back and he was speaking on people returning to Africa. Remember when they. Everybody been saying they're gonna go back when Trump wins or whatever this. We said, the question was like, so.
DJ Envy
For if people want to leave America.
Charlamagne Tha God
And, like, try to find those. Leave America and go away back home.
Nyla Simone
Be honest.
Charlamagne Tha God
Go back where it's not cool back home. My country now is in. The economy now is in shambles. Like, I'm an ambassador. When I go home home and I'm filming and showing, I'm not gonna show the bad parts. I ain't gonna show the. Yeah. All the slum. You're not gonna show the trenches? No, I go to the trenches. I film trenches. But I'm talking about the situation in the country. Yeah.
Nyla Simone
Now the.
Charlamagne Tha God
The exchange rate is messed up. A lot of stuff not going well. The oil prices are too high. We didn't produce the oil. And we paying more money for oil than a country that's importing the oil. Regardless, entertainment is one of the things.
Nyla Simone
That'S made Africa look good.
Charlamagne Tha God
Africa is a big place. What country is he talking about specifically in Africa?
Nyla Simone
I don't know. He was just saying Africa, period. He didn't specify what part.
Charlamagne Tha God
Whole bunch of countries in Africa.
Nyla Simone
But how is the veto from the trenches? Ain't he, like, like, the son of, like, the wealthiest man in Africa? One of the richest men in Africa.
Charlamagne Tha God
Father is wealthy.
Nyla Simone
Okay, okay, so does that equate the trenches over there? Like what is.
Charlamagne Tha God
I have no idea. Leave America and go.
Nyla Simone
I know, right? That was funny.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't go.
Nyla Simone
Speaking of. Speaking of people that actually already left, Ellen DeGeneres said that she. She is. Well, she already left her wife. Yeah, her wife Porsche. They moved to uk According to my sources, they settled in a new home in Cotswolds. That's about two hours away from London in England. And they reportedly bought the home prior to the elections. They. They been knew what it was.
Just Hilarious
They knew what was going to happen.
Nyla Simone
Yeah, exactly. But sources say that they wanted to get the hell out the country before Trump actually take office. Sources say that they will likely never come back. And Ellen publicly endorsed Kamala Harris. We know that. And even donated to her campaign.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, that makes sense because, you know, a lot of people feel Trump poses a lot more threats to the rights of LGBT people. I was actually. Yeah, I forgot a lot of different letters, but you know, I have time to use them all.
Nyla Simone
They buy a vowel every month.
Just Hilarious
What's that for?
Charlamagne Tha God
But, you know, I was. I saw an article yesterday in the New York Times. I didn't read it, but the headline was How a Trump Presidency might affect benefits for Gay Couples. So I, you know, I can understand Ellen and her wife.
Nyla Simone
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know, wanting to look for another option. So they left lickety split.
Nyla Simone
Yeah. Hell yeah. Yo, that's so funny. No, look, that's what I wanted to know. Right, so when somebody. Somebody donates money to your campaign. Right. And you lose, y'all. Y'all don't get that money back.
Charlamagne Tha God
That.
Just Hilarious
No, that's.
Nyla Simone
So that's just like stock market. Like, like cuz it can go up or down. That's right.
Just Hilarious
You can win or lose. Like it's like betting.
Charlamagne Tha God
Betting on.
Just Hilarious
On your favorite football team every weekend.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh my God.
Nyla Simone
And all. It was so many people that donated millions.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
If you lose, you don't get it back.
Nyla Simone
Oh my God.
Just Hilarious
If you win, you don't get it back though. It's just your personal.
Nyla Simone
But if you win, I mean, that's still good though, cuz they're giving you money so people can vote for you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Nyla Simone
So you can make people vote for you.
Just Hilarious
Correct.
Nyla Simone
Right. Damn. Good thing Ellen only donated $3,300.
Just Hilarious
That's why she voted. That's why she donated.
Nyla Simone
Yep, $3,300.
Charlamagne Tha God
I do wonder about that though, because if, you know, if you feel like he poses a threat to, you know, lgbtq, Disney plus, people.
Nyla Simone
Yeah, correct.
Charlamagne Tha God
Should you leave or should you stay and fight that? Especially being that, you know, you've made your money? Because there's a lot of people who don't have your money, who, who loved you, who invested in you, who invested their time in you, who invested their, you know, viewership in you when you had your TV show. Who invested your, you know, money in you when you sell products? Like, should you just up and bail up and leave? You know, because you still got a level of privilege, you still got a level of money, you still got a level of power. I would think your presence would be needed.
Nyla Simone
Yeah, yeah.
Just Hilarious
You know, but that's for right now. They might feel like all that privilege and power and all that might be gone. So she better off fighting from somewhere.
Nyla Simone
Else then she ain't got the show no more. She said, look, I ain't got a job. I'm out of three. Three, 300. Let me go. Take my ass. But that is just with them. Eschew.
Just Hilarious
All right, Charlamagne, who you giving that donkey to, man?
Charlamagne Tha God
Four after the hour. It's actually a double donkey because, you know, we always give the donkey to the scammers. But I think that, you know, it's time we gotta start giving a little bit of the hee haw to the scams as well. Cause at some point, you need to know.
Nyla Simone
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right.
Just Hilarious
All right, we'll get to that next scam.
Nyla Simone
Where's the diamond tester? What's up? Cause nah, y'all not ready to play with me.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm gonna find it.
Nyla Simone
Cause them listeners, they listening and they wanna know. And I don't want nobody to ever think I be playing by my jewelry. Okay? All right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Chris Brown bought just a $300,000 ring?
Nyla Simone
Oh, yeah. Closer to the five.
Just Hilarious
Okay. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Nyla Simone
Damn, the he hard again.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's time for donkey of the day. I ain't trying to be donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm not making these people do these.
Nyla Simone
Things called donkey of the day. And it really caught me off guard. Damn character. Who got the donkey of the day today?
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, Jess, Hilarious. I found my diamond test tattoo. It's warming up.
Nyla Simone
Thank you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm gonna check that ring that Chris Brown bought. Just hilarious.
Nyla Simone
Absolutely. $400,000.
Charlamagne Tha God
Go ahead, donkey today for Friday, November 22nd is a double donkey. One donkey goes to Jeffrey Arthur Moynihan Jr. A 56 year old Brandon, Florida resident. What does your Uncle Charlotte always say about the great State of Florida. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida and today is no exception. Now, before I tell tell you who's getting the second Hee Haw, let me tell you about Jeffrey. He's a scammer, a charlatan, a con artist. Yes, all of the above. See, this man was on Facebook pretending to be Elon Musk. Yes, and some people bought into it. There's a 74 year old Texas woman who befriended the Elon Musk account on Facebook last year and spent several months exchanging messages with the account. The woman was encouraged to invest in one of Elon Musk's business businesses and well, let's go to ABC Action News for the report, please.
Just Hilarious
This is the neighborhood where 56 year.
Charlamagne Tha God
Old Jeffrey Arthur Moynihan lives. Bradenton police arrested him at his home last night for pretending to be Musk. He's now facing charges for scamming a 74 year old Texas woman out of a quarter of a million dollars. Veteran detective Jim Crulla says Moynihan used the real Elon Musk's Facebook profile photo to convince the woman he was the real deal. Investigators said this went on for months before the Bradenton suspect leveraged their growing friendship and offered the victim an investment opportunity.
Just Hilarious
He suggested if she gave him 500,000, he could turn that into 55 million.
Charlamagne Tha God
The victim's husband told detectives in Frisco, Texas his wife gave the imposter $600,000. Now none of the victim's money has.
Just Hilarious
Been recovered, which is often or most.
Charlamagne Tha God
Often the case in these situations. Of the $3 million stolen already from elderly res in Bradenton this year, only about $15,000 has been recovered in Bradenton. I'm Jessica De Leon, ABC Action News. Let me tell you something, man. It takes two to scam, okay? Number one, you got to scammer. Number two, you got the scammed. And scammers prey on people's need to believe. And there are a lot of people out here who believe in Elon Musk, okay? He's the richest man in the world and he's a bona fide genius, okay? Like I'm gonna love him. It is what it is, so I get it. But I can't just give Jeffrey the biggest hee haw here. I have to give this 74 year old woman from Texas some of this donkey. Because if you 74 years years old and you got $250,000 to invest to give to a random Elon Musk account on Facebook, then I have to Believe that you are smart enough to know not to give $250,000 to a random Elon Musk account on Facebook. Even if you're not smart enough to know. You 74, you've been around the block a few times, ma'am. You should see a scam coming a mile away. I don't want to be a victim blamer here, but damn, in certain situations, especially situations like this, the victim should be blamed, okay? You can't be this gullible unless you want to be this gullible. And Jeffrey, shame on you. Jeffrey has a perfectly legitimate painting and pressure washing business. Okay? That's what she was sending the money to. See, I know you make decent money, but you on the Internet, scamming the elderly out of their Social Security money. Now let me tell you something the 74 year old from Texas you heard in the news report. Her husband said the amount she gave the Elon Musk account may be even higher. He told investigators she gave him around 600, 000. Now, now, I really, really, really, really don't feel sorry for her. You got a whole husband at the house and $600,000 to give to a fake Elon Musk account. And you 74 years old. I know you've been around a long time and you may not be used to all this new technology, but I know that you are wise enough to ask for a FaceTime. Somebody around you has to be smart enough wise enough to ask for a FaceTime. Did you tell anyone? Did you say, hey, guess what? Elon Musk is on Facebook asking me to invest in one of his business. The reason it's important to say things like this to people out loud is so somebody can knock some sense into you with their words. For example, somebody comes to me and says, hey, I've been talking to Elon Musk on Facebook and he wants me to send him money to invest in one of his businesses. He said if I give him 250,000, he can give me 55 million. All it takes is for one person in the family, one close friend to say, sit your dumb ass down, okay? Shut your dumb ass up. First of all, Elon must be on Twitter, not on Facebook. Second of all, he wouldn't be asking you for no cash over social media. Third of all, what makes you think 250,000 would turn to 55 million? That's not how things work. I know that in life they tell you that if you know someone who has been scammed, you should reassure them. Let them know scams can happen to anyone that they are, you know, not at fault. But that's a lie, okay? In this case, you have to do your due diligence, especially asking for that kind of money. They also tell you not to be judgmental. Don't criticize or blame the person who got scared. Scammed. No. This 74 year old woman from Texas along with Jeffrey Arthur Moy Nihon Jr. Both deserve the biggest he haw. So give it to him. Now let me see that ring, Jess. Now, if you're just joining us, Chris Brown was on Kai to not scream. And Chris Brown said that the most expensive gift he ever bought a woman was a $400,000 ring. And just got this big ass ring on today and she's claiming gaming. Chris Brown bought it for her.
Just Hilarious
Now, Jess, is this an engagement ring?
Nyla Simone
No, it was a promise ring or something like that. Okay, whatever he said last night, flip.
Just Hilarious
It so we can see the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, okay. All right, hold on. That's good.
Just Hilarious
That's real.
Nyla Simone
That's real. I mean, what the. I mean, what?
Just Hilarious
That's real.
Nyla Simone
What did we think?
Just Hilarious
I knew it was real.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, okay, I'm just making sure. I'm just making sure Chris ain't buying you fake stuff. Okay? How many carrots is that?
Nyla Simone
Oh, baby, don't. No.
Just Hilarious
She'S as close to half a ticket.
Nyla Simone
Don't even play with me.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, okay. Drop on the clues bombs for Chris Brown. He didn't ask for it back.
Nyla Simone
I wish he would. Maybe if I was Karrueche or somebody he would ask. But he already know.
Charlamagne Tha God
He know not to play with you.
Nyla Simone
He know not to ever play with me. His life.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, okay.
Nyla Simone
Yeah. So this is a nice investment. Thank. Thank you, Chris.
Just Hilarious
I'm confused, but all right. Now when we come back, Jabril Films is going to be joining us.
Charlamagne Tha God
First of all, you in here with a fake beard attached to your hat. The Scully and the beard come together, but you confused about what Jess got going on. Jess ring is real. Matter of fact, let me put this diamond test on you.
Just Hilarious
Come do it. Come do it, come do it, come do it, come do it.
Nyla Simone
Yo.
Just Hilarious
Come do it.
Nyla Simone
You going to test his beard, yo, Let me see.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, fake as hell ain't going off at all. God, get out of here, man.
Just Hilarious
Jabril Films will be joining us. He's the director of the Newfield I Hate.
Charlamagne Tha God
I love you.
Just Hilarious
Streaming now on Peacock.
Charlamagne Tha God
Just hilarious.
Just Hilarious
Our very own is starring in it. We're gonna talk to him next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
DJ Envy
The Breakfast Club.
Just Hilarious
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamagne Deguy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, indeed.
Just Hilarious
We have Jabril Films in the building. Good morning.
DJ Envy
Good morning. What's going on, y'all?
Just Hilarious
How's it feeling?
DJ Envy
Hey, I feel amazing, man. It's a blessing to be here. I've been a fan of the show for a long time.
Nyla Simone
That's what's up, man. So Charlamagne always make fun of, like, my roles in movies. I love her. He's a liar. He thinks I belong on tv, and that's all I need to. That's where I need to stay. That's my home and everything. And he was shocked to know that I was in a movie that was on Peacock.
DJ Envy
Peacock, yeah.
Nyla Simone
And that executive produced it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, come on. By the way, I love tubi. I have no problem with tubi.
Nyla Simone
Thanks.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
DJ Envy
Nah. But I mean, yeah, we're on a peacock now. I hate. I love you. Just dropped. It's my directorial date debut. Just hilarious. One of the co stars, we got Karia Schroeder, Rhetoric Williams. We got ernestine Morrison, Javier McIntosh, Sean Freeman, Lil Scrappy. Lil Scrappy, man. Lil Scrappy body.
Nyla Simone
Good. He did really, really well. I love that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sounds like a to be cast, but it's not.
DJ Envy
You don't even know his name. You gonna see some of these people in major roles.
Nyla Simone
Such a clown. How did you get into film, Jabril?
DJ Envy
I got my start, actually through my brothers Javier and Shaq. Since we've been. We've been filming, like, at home videos. And that transition into when I was about 18, I just was running around Atlanta with a camera, going all the clubs, you know, just trying to film any artist that I could. And from there, I got picked up and started to go on tour. So I was big baby drum.
Just Hilarious
Okay.
DJ Envy
So I was his day to day. And so we did his first tour with Ari Lennox, and then that led to touring with Kendrick Lamar. So I did the damn tour with Travis Scott and that. And from there, like, my name really started to buzz in the industry. So I took, you know, my expertise in that and transitioned into films and commercials. So I started doing commercials for, like, Under Armours and some of my favorites. I used to direct campaign videos for Stacey Abrams. Sorry, Leader Abrams. And then, you know, from there, I just started shooting movies as a cinematographer doing, like, Keisha Cole's biopic and never would have made. But now it's transitioning into my directorial debut, which is.
Just Hilarious
I hate.
DJ Envy
I Love you.
Charlamagne Tha God
So for. I hate. I love you. Did you film it yourself, produce yourself, and then sell it to Peacock, or did you.
DJ Envy
So Maverick and Freely Films, they kind of put together that play. But I was one of the producers and directors, and my team with BP40, we pretty much just used all of our resources to film it. Like, it's all of our own equipment. We brought everything to the table. And I directed, edited, and built a score.
Charlamagne Tha God
The reason I ask is, you know, all of these screaming platforms, they need content. And, you know, people, we. They joke about tubi, but that's essentially what tubi was. But all of these screaming platforms are going to be taking that model.
Nyla Simone
Yeah, facts.
Charlamagne Tha God
Facts.
DJ Envy
Yeah. And I think it's like, it's just important, like, what we did, which is we just used our whole community to kind of bring it together. Like, all of our friends, family, we brought everybody to make the. Everybody together to make the film happen. Especially because we filmed it last December, which, of course was, like, right after the film strike. So everybody was hungry, like, pretty much nobody had worked for a year. So we all came together for this one project.
Just Hilarious
Why did you cast Jess?
DJ Envy
So actually, to be honest, I didn't cast Jess, but when they brought her name up, I was like, oh, she's gonna be perfect for this role. Because, for one, I knew she could actually act.
Charlamagne Tha God
She can definitely act.
DJ Envy
So it's like people are asleep on that side of Jess, you know, like, we all know she's funny, but she can actually act. And the good thing about her and those scenes, like, when we're actually going through it, every take, she brings something different, you know, so some actors, they just give you the, you know, the same take back to back to back. But Jess always brings something new. So, I mean, I forever want to put her in my movies.
Nyla Simone
Thank you.
DJ Envy
Yeah, for sure.
Nyla Simone
Yeah. And then a lot of people was talking about my role. Why did y'all have me play that role now? It's so many people.
DJ Envy
What's the issue?
Nyla Simone
I paid them. What's the issue? The issue is, like, stop sleeping with that man.
Charlamagne Tha God
That girl's husband.
DJ Envy
A little spoiler alert, man.
Nyla Simone
I know, right? And then I just had got a role when I was in first lady at bmf. I slept with my best friend's man, too there. And everybody is like, gosh, Leah, Jess, is this right? Everybody like, jess, is this what you do?
DJ Envy
Nah, we go switch it up next time. We go switch it up next time.
Just Hilarious
Very good.
DJ Envy
But you did body that role.
Nyla Simone
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You killed it.
Nyla Simone
Thank you. I seen like, you know, I like to look at the comments and get feedback about like everybody's role and stuff. A lot of people were saying, like, so what exactly was the plot? Like, I know that, Kiara. No, I want to call them by their name, their characters.
DJ Envy
Jacinda.
Nyla Simone
Jacinda and Bradley.
DJ Envy
Bradley, yeah.
Nyla Simone
So they owned the agency?
DJ Envy
Yeah, they own the agency. Art Life.
Nyla Simone
I want to know how did Scrappy come into play with, like, how did he, did he owe him money? Did JC and Brad owe him money?
DJ Envy
So essentially, Lil Scrappy's character, Bones in the movie, he funded all of Art Life to make it what it is.
Nyla Simone
Got it.
DJ Envy
So it's this huge conglomerate. Bradley and Jacinda are married and Jacinda thinks that it was just their success success that made it blow up this big. Not knowing that the whole time it was Scrappy and his funny money which funded their whole company.
Charlamagne Tha God
Is this Scrappy's first acting role?
DJ Envy
No. So he's been in a couple other roles, but this is his first, I would say, like serious, serious role. Yeah, because he's, you know, typically he's the bad guy. But what I wanted to do with him in this movie is I wanted him to be the villain, but very calm because I feel like, you know, the undertone of being calm, yet also a assertive, is a lot more, you know, scary.
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DJ Envy
Honestly, I can't really speak to it because they really let us cook. So they let me cook with this. It was my first one and I think they just trusted the the cast, they trusted the crew. So when we delivered the product to them they just Accepted it as it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Was, and I feel like that's what they should do, like, get out the way of the creatives.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what I'm saying? Even if you putting money up, get out the way of the creatives.
DJ Envy
Yeah, I agree. Because this is our full vision. Like, we put our heart into this. You know, we spent probably a year and a half just working on this movie, so I'm glad, you know, they just let us do our thing.
Just Hilarious
How long did it take to shoot? You said a year and a half to do the whole movie. How long did it take to shoot?
DJ Envy
We shot it in 10 days.
Just Hilarious
The whole movie in 10 days.
DJ Envy
Whole movie in 10 days. So it was just a grind. Just 10 days straight. And then I spent the next, I don't know, maybe six months editing and building up the score.
Nyla Simone
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Nyla Simone
How did the writers strike? I heard you mention it earlier. How did the writer strike affect this film? Was this something that was already in the works when the writer strike came into play, or.
DJ Envy
Yeah, so it was in the works. But the tough thing I would say, the way it affected it would be just the timeline, because we weren't sure when we could film it. But also, it was, like, assembling the crew and trying to figure out which cast could be involved. That was a really hard thing with the writer strike. But luckily, we filmed it in December, you know, like at the end of the year.
Nyla Simone
Yeah.
DJ Envy
And everybody was kind of like, all right, I'll do this last joint, you know, before the end of the year to make it happen.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right.
Just Hilarious
We have more with Jabril Films when we come back. He's the director of the new film I Hate I Love you, starring our very own Jess Hilarious on Peacock. So we'll get to that next.
DJ Envy
It's the best.
Just Hilarious
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just Hilarious Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We're still kicking in with Jabril Films. His new film, I Hate I Love youe, starring our very own Jess Hilarious, is out right now on Peacock.
Charlamagne Tha God
Charlamagne, who inspires Jabril.
DJ Envy
Definitely my family, my parents, my brothers. But in the film world, it's definitely Spike Lee. Okay, that's my favorite director. It's just the first time I saw do the Right Thing, it just blew my mind.
Charlamagne Tha God
Classy.
DJ Envy
Just, you know, being able. That's my favorite movie of all time. And just being able to bring people. People into your world and actually show them what that looks like is incredible to me. And surprisingly enough, what really made me Want to become a filmmaker is Missy Elliot. So when I was a kid. Yeah. When I was a kid seeing her videos, it was the same thing. Like, my mind was blown. I'm like, how can people do this? How can I figure out how to make these things happen? And, yeah, so Missy Elliott is one of my biggest inspirations as well.
Charlamagne Tha God
So. See, I wonder what's more important for a director, story or visual?
DJ Envy
I think it's a mixture of both, but you know, me as a director and cinematographer, I come from more of a visual background. But I mean, you know, it's both. Like, neither one can be failing, but if you have a great story and the visuals are just okay, it can still be all right. But if you have amazing visuals, story's just all right, you know, as long as something's good, you know, so. But you strive to have both be great.
Charlamagne Tha God
So what's your favorite film of all time that you feel like you have the perfect balance of both those things?
DJ Envy
I would say do the right thing.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do the right thing.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Yeah. To me, because it's like, so many iconic scenes and just. Just the imagery of New York and the way he painted it and the color and lighting, but also, you know, the deep messages that the film does portray.
Nyla Simone
Yeah.
DJ Envy
Is, to me, the perfect balance.
Charlamagne Tha God
What about Belly?
Nyla Simone
I love Belly.
DJ Envy
Belly's incredible. So slept on.
Charlamagne Tha God
People be acting like Belly, but they say visually they didn't like how dark it looked.
Nyla Simone
I love that, though.
DJ Envy
It's one of the most creative movies ever made. I think Belly deserved, you know, Oscars.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, absolutely.
DJ Envy
Like, Belly is incredible. And you can still watch it today, and it stands the test of time.
Just Hilarious
Absolutely crazy.
Nyla Simone
I was like, 10, 11 watching that movie.
DJ Envy
Wow.
Nyla Simone
That in the beginning, that. That club scene, that's like a music video in itself. And then just the scenes, everything funds. I love it. Will there be a part two?
DJ Envy
I think there is a part two in the works. I can't speak on it too much.
Nyla Simone
Oh, yeah.
DJ Envy
I think. I think they're trying to cook something up.
Nyla Simone
Yeah. Because the way it ends is like, okay, what else?
DJ Envy
Yeah, because it's a roller coaster throughout the whole movie where you're kind of wonder, like, what is this getting to? What does this get into? And then right when we give you a piece, you know, we kind of snatch it from you. But, yeah, there's. There's definitely a part two in the works.
Nyla Simone
Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
You did something with the Olympics this year too, right?
DJ Envy
Yeah, actually. So I filmed the Olympians that were going to Paris. So we Filmed like the behind the scenes of their photo shoot and them getting ready to go to Paris. And surprisingly, in a cool way, they're playing it on, like all the delta flights. So that was like a goal of mine that I can check off the list, you know, actually having something that's playing on Delta flights.
Charlamagne Tha God
Is it hard to write stories nowadays when life is so absurd? Like, it feels like life is satire nowadays?
DJ Envy
Like, that's a great question, but no, I don't think so because I think, you know, there's always something, you know, creatively that you can pull from it, especially with life. So I don't think so at all.
Nyla Simone
Do you have any dream projects that you see in the future? Any dream collaborations or anything you always wanted to do?
DJ Envy
Yeah, I mean, I'd love to do something thing with Jamie Foxx. I love Jamie Foxx as an actor. Definitely Spike Lee and just, you know, like bigger movies, I would say, like bigger movies with larger budgets, more access and, you know, us being able to tell our stories.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, that's on the way. I. I wonder, you know, what directors like yourself is. Is it pressure? Because every single thing you do nowadays can be magnified. Right. Like, you know, you. So a lot of these people have the opportunity to grow in the business, but for you, it's like, oh, Jabril, hate, I love you. Oh, just hilarious in it. These person in it. I'm a watch. So they're watching you from the beginning?
DJ Envy
Yeah, yeah. I mean, for me, it's. I don't really feel the pressure as much because I disconnect. So I don't spend time on the Internet all day. And I know people are going to say what they're going to say regardless, you know, Like, I've been making films and commercials for 15 years, so it's like either you like it or you don't, you know, So I know what I created. I know what it took to make it, you know, especially with our team. So I don't really feel the pressure. And I always know where I'm going. I'm always going to something bigger and greater. So if you don't like this one, maybe you like the next one. If you don't like that one, maybe you like the next one after that. But if not, you know, I'm not here to please everybody anyway, so that's all good.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's your favorite way to tell a story? Is it through film? Is it to, you know, I guess the documentary style stuff like the Olympics?
DJ Envy
Like, I would say my favorite would be Film and commercials. Like, I really like commercials because there's so much intention and there's so much time spent for something that's so small. And you can get really creative with commercials. So I would say, yeah, movies and commercials are definitely my favorite.
Charlamagne Tha God
Commercials are a lost art.
Nyla Simone
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, think about when we was young, you. Those commercials that used to, like, stand out that you remember to this day.
DJ Envy
Yep. Yeah, they don't do it that way anymore. It's, you know, sad, but hopefully we can bring it back.
Nyla Simone
I remember when super bowl commercials were the best. Like, people used to love those commercials now. And, like, nah, I'm. I'm. I'm tired of, like, the dawn commercials. Like, none of them make sense. Like, I don't have a greasy duck. I got dishes I need wash.
DJ Envy
Right.
Nyla Simone
It's like, who are writing these commercials we need?
DJ Envy
It's a couple that I think are cool. The homie Calmatic, he does some cool stuff for, like, the LeBron commercials. But, yeah, I agree. Like, they don't go as big as they used to go. So, I mean, I think the Gatorade.
Just Hilarious
Commercials were always big. Gatorade, yeah. And Nike back in the day were always.
Nyla Simone
Always good music, too. Yeah. So you went to Georgia State University. Yep. I know you told us how you got into film, but you majored in business.
DJ Envy
Yeah, So I got my marketing degree.
Nyla Simone
Yeah. And then also my minor was in real estate. How do you still dabble in that real estate?
DJ Envy
Not as much. So I always knew that I wanted to do film, and my brother and I started our company in college, so, like, I already knew what I wanted to do. So I want to go to film school. I just wanted to know how to build my business. So I just took all those years of college learning business and marketing, and I was writing, you know, my business plan for my actual company while I was in school. So it was cool. Like, my professor is like, make up a, you know, a mock company, and I'll review your business plan and this, this, and this. But I was using my actual company for the professors to review, you know, so, yeah, it definitely helped.
Nyla Simone
And was that your brother? You talk about your brother? Is that your brother that played in the movie as well? Because he's the actor.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
Nyla Simone
And are you an actor as well?
DJ Envy
Not at all.
Nyla Simone
He's behind the camera.
DJ Envy
Stay behind the camera.
Nyla Simone
He's always been in front of the camera.
DJ Envy
Oh, yeah, for sure. He's a huge personality. Like, he's a YouTube star. He does. He does it all.
Nyla Simone
Oh, yeah. That's what's up.
Just Hilarious
Well, tell them how they can see I hate I love you starring our very own. Just hilarious.
Nyla Simone
Yes.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
DJ Envy
So you can see I hate I love you right now out on Peacock. Please go stream it everywhere. We put our heart and soul into this.
Nyla Simone
Absolutely.
DJ Envy
You know, shout out Freely Films, Maverick, Eli Tedro, my whole family.
Nyla Simone
Jay Carter. Jay Carter, everybody.
DJ Envy
Everybody.
Nyla Simone
That's what's up.
Just Hilarious
Was she acting like a divorce on. On.
DJ Envy
Nah, just Ella cool, wasn't I? She was super cool.
Nyla Simone
Thank you.
DJ Envy
In between the scenes, cracking jokes, like, you know, like, she was. She was very, very professional and even, like, taking, you know, criticism or like, maybe let's try it this way. She's like, all right, Boom. Got it. You know, not a diva at all.
Charlamagne Tha God
Were you pregnant when you were shooting?
Nyla Simone
I was pregnant. Pregnant.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wow.
Nyla Simone
They didn't know. Yeah, they didn't know.
DJ Envy
I just found out today.
Nyla Simone
Yes, I was pregnant. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Nyla Simone
I was. I think I was a month already. Yeah. Yeah.
Just Hilarious
Oh, so you couldn't even smoke?
Nyla Simone
He was just mad. What? Mad. I just. But I was like, oh, okay. All right. And I ain't want nobody to know because I, you know, we tell somebody that, they start treating you like you need crutches. They're like, no, yo, I'm good. Like, we definitely didn't know. Right? So, yeah, I was pregnant in the movie, y'all. Y'all just can't see.
Just Hilarious
All right, well, Jabril Films, we appreciate you for joining us. I'm sure you'll be back in the next movie that comes out.
Nyla Simone
Most definitely.
DJ Envy
I appreciate y'all, too.
Just Hilarious
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Env. Jess. Hilarious Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Now it's time for Pass the Army. Dj come spin.
Charlamagne Tha God
That comes in.
Just Hilarious
What's up, Nyla?
H
What's up, guys?
Charlamagne Tha God
How are you, Nyla?
H
What's poppin?
Charlamagne Tha God
Big Nyla? She's sitting over here because our cameras are raggy. So.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, a couple of them, actually.
H
A lot going on today, but it's a good day. It's Friday.
Nyla Simone
Yeah.
H
Weekends here, and there's a lot of good music out. I want to kick it off with this new joint from Saba and no Id. He's doing a project with no id and he said that all these singles aren't going to be on the project. But I do really like this single just because I like the message behind it. And it's called how to Impress God.
Charlamagne Tha God
Talking to the Woman.
Just Hilarious
Talking to God?
H
No, he's saying he had a conversation with God, and it's pretty much like an ego death. Like.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, God.
Morgan Wood
Okay.
H
All the things that you've accomplished are dope, but that don't really got nothing to do with the soul.
Just Hilarious
That doesn't impress God.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, I would hope he never believed it did.
H
I think it's a message a lot of people should hear, though, in this time.
Just Hilarious
Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. You are not your things. Dr. Wayne W. Dyer, if you've ever read the Power of Intention. I mean, I knew that before I read that, but he. He says you are not your things. Right. Like, you're not. You're not your job. You're not the car you drive. You're not the clothes you wear, the jewelry you have. You're none of that stuff.
H
All right, well, shout out to Saba. Shout out to no id I can't wait for the tape. Next, let's get into some R B. Here is Alex Vaughn with Hit a Wall.
Nyla Simone
Oh, that's like some back in the day. I like it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, it was hard.
Just Hilarious
Remind me of a Case song. Case back.
Nyla Simone
Or like, black 702, something like that in that era.
H
Good.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hit a Wall.
Just Hilarious
That means the relationship's done. It's over. It's a rap.
H
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Just going through it.
H
It was a little rel.
Charlamagne Tha God
God dam. God. Not impressed with one of them. Lord have mercy.
Nyla Simone
Jesus.
H
Man. It's a lot going on, but it's relatable.
Nyla Simone
All right, all right.
H
Come on. Do less. This does not help. But the next record is called no Love by Trap Dicky.
Charlamagne Tha God
Drop on the clues. Bombs for Trap Dicky. Damn it, that's dope. South Carolina all day.
H
South Carolina?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. What you mean?
H
Oh, I didn't know that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hartsville, South Carolina. Hell, yeah.
Nyla Simone
You know him, but you ain't no tamp.
Charlamagne Tha God
I didn't know Tampon told you play Tampa Tony.
Just Hilarious
And you know, people was mad at you. They was like, why you play that song? Out of all the songs to play? That don't represent Tampa Tony.
H
They kept saying, tom G gonna get the time G2. But at the time, Tampa Tony was just the first thing that came to my mind.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, shoot the Trap Diggy.
H
Yes, Trap Diggy.
Charlamagne Tha God
I want Trap Diggy up here soon. That's my guy.
Just Hilarious
Why you yell Trap Diggy night?
Charlamagne Tha God
Cause South Carolina ain't never had a rap star.
DJ Envy
That's why.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what I mean? I want to see a rap star from South Carolina. We never had one.
H
Well, I'm rooting for Y'all speaking of a rap star from the Carolinas, Cordae, who also slightly from the DM mv, just dropped the album. It's actually a fire rap album. I recommend if you're a rap fan to listen, but he got this joint with Wayne called Back on road.
Nyla Simone
That's.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's all dropping include dumb Nights. He another one like he like we when you talking about bars and these big threes and all that you got. I don't know where he fits in in this new class.
H
Yeah, I don't know.
Charlamagne Tha God
There got to be a new class. Is nice. Nice night and been nice since yb, definitely.
H
I agree. Yeah, I'm a fan. So if you guys like those records, make sure y'all follow me on the gram at Nyla Simone. That's N Y L A S Y M O N E E E. And make sure you guys tap into the certified playlist. Make sure you guys tap into certified vibe. We got a bunch of events planned for top of the year. Yeah, that's it. Tap in.
Just Hilarious
All right. Thank you, Nala.
H
Thank you, guys.
Just Hilarious
All right, now when we come back, we got the People's Choice mix. We throw it back on a Friday. I was talking to Sid yesterday, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
For your life.
Just Hilarious
We was talking about dmx. I think it's only right we start to mix off with dmx.
Charlamagne Tha God
You say you're going to throw it back for dmx. God damn. God bless dmx.
Just Hilarious
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Jess Hilarious Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Salute to everybody in Reading, Pennsylvania. I'm going to be in Redding, Pennsylvania, this Saturday at Reverb. I think next week before Thanksgiving, I'm going to be in Chicago, and then I'm going to be in North Carolina. I'm traveling a little bit. And also a salute to Lauren LaRosa. Today is her birthday.
Charlamagne Tha God
Happy birthday.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, she wanted me to tell everybody. She texted me about 20 minutes ago, was like, can y'all. Can you just tell people I'm doing my birthday party in Delaware? So she said she's doing her party in Delaware and wants all of us to.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nobody care. Please stop.
Nyla Simone
Yo. All right.
Just Hilarious
It's an all black affair as sweet for 11 next Friday, man, you could.
Charlamagne Tha God
Have sent the newsletter out to Delaware. Nobody. Ain't nobody coming there but Delaware. Shut up, man.
Just Hilarious
Happy birthday, girl. And salute to Jabril Films for joining us this morning. I hate I love you is streaming now on Peacock. Our very old Jess Hilarious is starring in that.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, make sure y'all Watch that this weekend. Happy born day to LL Cool B, though, man.
Nyla Simone
That's right.
Just Hilarious
She's in Turks and Caicos right now.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, when is the party in Delaware?
Just Hilarious
Next Friday.
Nyla Simone
Next Friday.
Just Hilarious
Next Friday at Turks and Caicos is tonight at.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. And listen, I want to shoot out my man. Not shoot out. Salute to my.
Just Hilarious
This guy's kinky on a Friday.
Charlamagne Tha God
I want to salute my man, Damon John. Damon John has his Black Entrepreneurs Day today in Atlanta, Georgia. So he has these game changer conversations. It's hosted by Jordan Chiles. Two chains is performing. Terence J is hosting as well. Flavor. Flavor is gonna be there. Rashad and Troy from Earn your Leisure, Kelly Roland and myself. So we'll be there today at the Fox Theater in. In Atlanta. So I'll see you later today in Atlanta, man, for Black Entrepreneurs Day. Salute to Damon John.
Just Hilarious
All right, when we come back, we got the positive notice. The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Env. Jess. Hilarious Charlamagne, the guy we are the Breakfast Club. It's time to get up out of here. Yeah, you, you, where you at this weekend? You home this weekend?
Nyla Simone
I'm home this weekend, but next week I'm in Austin, Texas, at Helium Comedy Club. Get your tickets. It's two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, and they're already sold out for Saturday. Y'all get your tickets for Friday. Me and my brother, desi Alexander. Just official.com or helium comedy dot com.
Just Hilarious
Okay, Charlamagne, you got a positive note.
Charlamagne Tha God
I do, and I want to tell people tomorrow. From 9:00am to 11:00am a.m, monks Corner, South Carolina. My hometown is my 11th annual Turkey Giveaway Salute. The third eye awareness. Tomorrow, 9:00am, 11:00am we'll be out there giving away turkeys, man. One turkey per vehicle. We got all your sides and all of that good stuff. 406 West Main street, the Berkeley High School student parking lot. 9:00am to 11:00am See y'all tomorrow, Monks Corner. So the positive note is simply this. You know, we go on vacation starting today. Next week is Thanksgiving giving. So just know Winston Churchill once said, we make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. So remember the reason for the season. Y'all have a great day. Breakfast Club. You don't finish or y'all done? The holidays are about spending time with your loved ones and creating magical memories that will last a lifetime. So whether it's family and friends you haven't seen in a while or those who you see all the time, share holiday magic this season with an ice cold Coca Cola. Copyright 2024, the Coca Cola Company.
Just Hilarious
Hey.
Charlamagne Tha God
Guys, I'm Kate Max.
DJ Envy
You might know me from my popular online series, the Running Interview show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what my podcast, Post Run High is all about.
Just Hilarious
It's a chance to sit down with.
Charlamagne Tha God
My guests and dive even deeper into.
DJ Envy
Their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts.
Charlamagne Tha God
That arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run high on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, Beau.
Just Hilarious
Hey, Matt.
DJ Envy
Can you believe we have a whole.
Charlamagne Tha God
Bunch of Wicked episodes coming up? Oh, I can't wait to share all of these amazing episodes with the readers, Katie, publicists and finalists.
DJ Envy
That's right, we're talking all things behind bringing this iconic musical to the big screen.
Charlamagne Tha God
And of course, we're taking you inside the world of this epic movie with all the exclusive details you won't hear anywhere else. It's Wicked in a way you've never heard before.
DJ Envy
Don't miss it, and be sure to.
Charlamagne Tha God
Go watch Wicked in theaters starting November 22nd.
Jabril Films
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Jabril Films
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Charlamagne Tha God
This is mine. I own bone Biz. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not.
DJ Envy
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Just Hilarious
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Just Hilarious
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Charlamagne Tha God
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DJ Envy
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Just Hilarious
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Charlamagne Tha God
He kept pushing forward. I never knew what the spiral was coming up in my life. I never knew I was going that deep. Just hopelessness and how so many millions of people feel like that but have no help.
DJ Envy
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Just Hilarious
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Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club – November 22, 2024
Episode Title: FULL SHOW: Diddy Lawyers Claim Prosecutors Edited Cassie Video To Keep Him In Jail, Chris Brown Says He Bought A $400K Ring For One Of His Girlfriends + More
Hosts: Charlamagne Tha God, DJ Envy, Nyla Simone, Just Hilarious
Guest: Jabril Films, Director of I Hate I Love You
Release Date: November 22, 2024
Timestamp: 19:31 – 22:14
The episode kicks off with a deep dive into the ongoing legal struggles of Sean "Diddy" Combs. Diddy, through his legal team, alleges that federal prosecutors manipulated footage from his altercation with Cassie Ventura to portray him as more dangerous than he truly is.
Notable Quotes:
Diddy contends that the edited video lacks evidence of his alleged misconduct, instead depicting a scenario where he simply "ran down the hallway of a hotel to recover his clothes and cell phone." The hosts express skepticism over the claims, emphasizing the discrepancy between Diddy's statements and the visual evidence presented in court.
Timestamp: 60:32 – 62:44
The conversation shifts to the music industry, spotlighting Chris Brown's extravagant gesture of purchasing a $400,000 ring for one of his girlfriends. The hosts discuss the implications and motivations behind such a lavish gift, probing whether it's a strategic move influenced by recent relationship dynamics.
Notable Quotes:
The segment delves into the authenticity of the gesture, with the hosts playfully questioning if the ring is genuine or part of a larger narrative in Brown's personal life.
Timestamp: 06:00 – 10:12
A significant portion of the episode addresses the political landscape surrounding the incoming Trump administration. Following the withdrawal of Matt Gaetz from the Attorney General nomination process amid scandal, Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson steps in to encourage swift and assertive appointment processes despite media opposition.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts also touch upon the nomination of Pete Hedgeseth for Defense Secretary, who faces his own allegations, highlighting the tumultuous nature of the administration's appointments.
Timestamp: 31:13 – 37:17
Boston Celtics Visit the White House: President Biden hosted the 2024 NBA champions, the Boston Celtics, celebrating their 18th title. Charlamagne reflects nostalgically on past championships, emphasizing the team's enduring legacy.
Quote:
Gavin Newsom vs. Trump on Immigration: California Governor Gavin Newsom vows to continue opposing President Trump's immigration policies, citing cases like that of a woman who refused cancer treatment due to fear of deportation.
Quote:
Jussie Smollett’s Conviction Overturned: The Illinois Supreme Court has overturned Jussie Smollett's conviction related to his orchestrated hate crime, citing violations of due process and double jeopardy protections.
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The hosts discuss the implications of these events, analyzing their impact on public perception and policy.
Timestamp: 39:00 – 63:04
Injecting humor into the show, the hosts engage in a playful debate about the phenomenon of "winter penis and winter vagina," jokingly attributing changes in genital size and dryness to colder weather. While intended for comedic relief, this segment showcases the hosts' chemistry and ability to entertain on a variety of topics.
Notable Quotes:
The segment includes interactions with listeners calling in to share their experiences, adding to the show's dynamic and engaging atmosphere.
Timestamp: 75:19 – 88:58
The episode features Jabril Films, the director of the new movie I Hate I Love You, discussing the creative process behind the film. Jabril shares insights into his journey from cinematography to directing, highlighting the challenges and triumphs of bringing the film to Peacock.
Notable Quotes:
The discussion covers topics like the impact of the writers' strike on production schedules, casting choices (notably Jess Hilarious), and Jabril's inspirations from directors like Spike Lee and Missy Elliott.
Conclusion:
This episode of The Breakfast Club offers a blend of serious discussions on high-profile legal and political issues, alongside lighthearted and humorous segments that showcase the hosts' personalities. Key stories include Diddy's legal allegations against prosecutors, Chris Brown's extravagant gift, notable political maneuvers by Trump allies, and significant news events like the Celtics' White House visit and Gavin Newsom's stance on immigration. The inclusion of Jabril Films provides an inside look into the filmmaking process, adding depth to the episode. Overall, the hosts deliver a comprehensive and engaging discussion suitable for both dedicated listeners and newcomers.