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Angela Yee
Good morning, USA.
Charlamagne tha God
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Angela Yee
Jess is a little late. What up? Charlamagne De Gaulle.
Charlamagne tha God
Peace to the planet. It's Friday.
Angela Yee
Good morning.
Charlamagne tha God
How y' all feel out there. I feel blessed. Black and highly favored. Happy to be here another day to serve our beautiful listeners. What's happening? Good morning.
Angela Yee
Happy Halloween. I see you dressed up as. Who you dressed up as?
Charlamagne tha God
I'm super black.
Angela Yee
Super black.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah. I'm super black.
Angela Yee
Hey, yo, Red looks like he's super Puerto Rican.
Charlamagne tha God
He is. Red is super Puerto Rican. First of all, I'm super black.
DJ Envy
Good morning, everybody. Happy Halloween.
Angela Yee
What's up, Jess?
DJ Envy
Yo, why I'm not looking at Dame Dash right now? What's going on?
Angela Yee
You know what? I didn't. I came to Philly. I'm in Philly right now. I'mma do Dame Dash today. I didn't bring the costume. I would have had to bring the suit and all that other stuff. Going do it later on today. I'm. I'm going be. I'm going be Dame Dash.
Charlamagne tha God
Y' all don't want to be in the spirit I see you are.
DJ Envy
I am. Who am I?
Charlamagne tha God
Chris.
DJ Envy
Chris.
Charlamagne tha God
One of Chris cousins. What? What? Wow.
Funny Marco
Who am I for real?
Angela Yee
Yo.
Charlamagne tha God
No, no, no.
Angela Yee
You from Friday. She's definitely from.
DJ Envy
Smokey.
Angela Yee
Oh, Smokey.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay, Pop going to work and then. I thought you was Debo. I really thought she was one of Chris cousins, man.
DJ Envy
Mexicans do not.
Charlamagne tha God
You wanted Chris cousins from the second Friday that own the Dog.
DJ Envy
Baby Chico.
Funny Marco
And all of them.
DJ Envy
Yo, stop playing.
Charlamagne tha God
No. Yo, but I could tell you in costume, though, I just didn't know what you was.
DJ Envy
Jesus Christ, you're dumb, y'.
Charlamagne tha God
All.
DJ Envy
And then I was even going, like, come with a blunt light.
Charlamagne tha God
The blunt.
DJ Envy
But then Chris was gonna be like, nah, you going to Smokey and you gonna end up as Craig. Remember, Craig got on a.
Charlamagne tha God
This is a great Friday, man. Halloween on a Friday is incredible.
DJ Envy
Happy Halloween.
Angela Yee
Yes, it is. Happy Halloween and salute to everybody. That was. That we ran into in Philly. Lauren and myself are out in Philly. We went to go see The Delaware State vs. Norfolk State.
Charlamagne tha God
How was the crowd? Did people show up?
Angela Yee
It was. What was the final number, Lauren?
DJ Envy
42. A little. It was not a little bit over 42,000.
Charlamagne tha God
That's a lot of people.
DJ Envy
So I'm sorry. It was a little bit over 47,000. 47,266.
Charlamagne tha God
That's great.
DJ Envy
So it was sold out.
Charlamagne tha God
No, it wasn't.
Angela Yee
It wasn't sold out. Was like 60 something thousand. That is great for HBCU game. They are absolutely, positively so. That was amazing. I seen Cam Newton. We seen Allen Iverson. I seen Meek Mill. The city really came out and showed love. The governor was there. It was just so many.
Charlamagne tha God
Governor Shapiro was there.
Angela Yee
No, the governor of Delaware. Governor of Delaware.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, got you.
Funny Marco
Got you.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay, okay. Who that? He's like a mayor, really.
Angela Yee
He's not the mayor, he's the governor. You asked.
DJ Envy
Hey, yo.
Angela Yee
But it was. It was a dope game. It was just. It was just good to see so many people just supporting HBCU because everybody was from Norfolk or Delaware State. There was just so many people just that went to a HBCU or that just wanted to show love. And it was just packed. It was nothing but love. So salute to everybody we've seen out there. And hopefully we can do more games like this and get more people because that money goes to the school, you know.
Charlamagne tha God
Absolutely.
Angela Yee
They get part of the food, they get the door. They get so much. So hopefully.
Charlamagne tha God
I just wonder if other people could fill it up like the way Michael Vic and DeShawn Jackson did. Because you got to think that's in, you know, Lincoln Financial Field. That's in Philly. Both of them played in Philly. You know what I mean? So, like, that's. I'm sure that's part of the reason that crowd came out there like that.
Angela Yee
Absolutely.
Funny Marco
Yeah.
Angela Yee
But it was. It was a great crowd. But let's get the show cracking. BG will be joining us this morning.
Charlamagne tha God
Man, the icon bg, you know, he's got a new. He's fresh off the verses, of course, but he's got a new documentary and a deluxe album called Freedom of Speech. Both are out right now.
Angela Yee
Yes. And also Funny Marco, comedian, Funny Marco. He'll be joining us.
Charlamagne tha God
Funny Marco will be joining us. My guy, he's got a new season of his interview series Open Thoughts coming.
Angela Yee
That's right. So we'll be go get with both of those. So let's get the show cracking. We got front page news with Tesla Figaro.
Charlamagne tha God
She's live in studio.
Angela Yee
Tesla's actually in the building. And we'll get into that next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Happy Halloween to you and yours. Morning, everybody. DJ Envy Jess. Hilarious Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news. Start off with some quick sports. Now, last night we were at the Delaware State game versus Norfolk State. Delaware State won 27 to 20. So I wanted to start that.
Charlamagne tha God
So it's kind of competitive then.
Angela Yee
Okay.
Charlamagne tha God
Because, you know, South Carolina State busted north full steak ass last week, like 52 to something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Angela Yee
They getting it together tonight. The Dodgers take on the Blue Jays at 8pm what's up, y'? All?
DJ Envy
Y' all not gonna play with my Ravens? They won last night. They beat the Dolphins. So stop playing, but go ahead. What's up, T?
Angela Yee
Usually they put. Oh, yeah, they did. They won 28 to 6. Yeah. I ain't know if usually you're a Pittsburgh Steelers fan, so.
Funny Marco
I'm not. No, I'm not.
Charlamagne tha God
No, I'm not.
Angela Yee
Yeah, exactly.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay.
Angela Yee
My bad.
DJ Envy
My bad.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
DJ Envy
Lamar did his thing. He back, baby.
Funny Marco
Chris.
Charlamagne tha God
Chris refused to have a divided household. He refused. Chris said you. You going to be a Ravens fan. Okay. She wouldn't be a Ravens fan for her father or son, but. Chris, shut up.
Angela Yee
Hey, T. What's up, T?
DJ Envy
Hey, what's going on, everybody? Let's talk quickly about Illinois Governor Pritzer. He's asking ICE to pause operations for Halloween. Let's take a Listen, man.
Charlamagne tha God
Mr. Bavino, your operation has shown fear.
Funny Marco
And division and chaos among law abiding.
Charlamagne tha God
Residents in our communities. If you are unwilling to cease operations and leave our city, can we at least agree that our children should not be victims? Especially on Halloween? Can we agree that there is no imminent threat that should disrupt their holiday? No child in America should have to go trick or treating in fear that they might be confronted with armed federal agents and have to inhale tear gas.
Funny Marco
I honestly can't even believe that I.
Charlamagne tha God
Have to make this plea. This is not the America that I know.
Funny Marco
I ask you to restore some sanity.
Charlamagne tha God
For the sake of our children. That's how you know it ain't no guardrails. That's why you. That's how. That's how you know there is nothing politically they can do to stop ICE from being in their cities. When you got to get on a line or whatever that is and beg for them not to bother you on Halloween.
DJ Envy
Trick or treating for candy corn. I know Republicans don't give a damn about if they get candy corn or not. They're literally willing to lock up kids. So why would we think that that plea is all of a sudden. Oh, yeah, no, let's. The candy corn for all. So Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said it's not happening. Take a listen. No, we're absolutely not willing to put.
Funny Marco
On pause any work that we will.
DJ Envy
Do to keep communities safe. The fact that Governor Pritzker is asking.
Funny Marco
For that is shameful and I think.
DJ Envy
Unfortunate that he doesn't recognize how important.
Funny Marco
The work is that we do to.
DJ Envy
Make sure we're bringing criminals to justice and getting them off our streets.
Funny Marco
Especially when we're going to send all of our kiddos out on the streets and going to events and enjoying the holiday season.
DJ Envy
We want to make sure that they're safe.
Charlamagne tha God
That was embarrassing. Governor Pritchard, I'm not going to lie. Like, you know, please, just not today, but get back to it tomorrow. It's fine tomorrow, but just not today on Halloween. And then he fat too. So it makes it seem like he just want all the candy for himself.
Angela Yee
Stupid man. But I guess what he was trying to do is so the kids can actually feel comfortable and parents can feel comfortable taking their kids out.
Charlamagne tha God
Because what does Halloween matter?
DJ Envy
What about Monday?
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
What's tomorrow?
DJ Envy
Right.
Angela Yee
Because you know the kids are going to be out. You know people are going to be out, but they're not trick or treating today. Out with the kids and you can snatch them up today.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah. But every day of their life they're just out. They're going to school, they go. People are going to work. They still got to live. What is. What does Halloween matter?
DJ Envy
Right. That just. Yeah, that's just. Desperate times call for desperate measures. That was a waste of time. Press. Yes, I'm calling on Democrats to be able. And again, shout out to Governor Prince.
Charlamagne tha God
He did.
DJ Envy
I know you guys talked about Sonya Macy this week. So he did pass that policy. So he's getting some good things done. But this just shows like how desperate they are, how there's nothing else that they can possibly do. And when are they gonna build a bench?
Angela Yee
When is that?
DJ Envy
That's the spooky thing. That's the scary thing I'm worried about. Where's the bench? Where are Democrats? Who's running?
Charlamagne tha God
Ice might show out tonight and. And have a different math. It might jump out of the screen. Mask tonight or something. Jason Hockey mask. I'm serious.
DJ Envy
I really thought that, like, you know what they might be on that Halloween. Michael Myers mask and all that.
Charlamagne tha God
Watch.
DJ Envy
Damn. Yo. I'm trying not to laugh at that. Yeah. So it's going okay. Well again, guys, Governor Prisoner did ask for that. So I think it's a lame. I think it's a waste of press. Just kind of show. And I get. And let me be clear. We understand that they want it to stop. They don't want the kids harm. You agree with that?
Charlamagne tha God
I agree with that. 100. But don't use Halloween like that just to say one day. Because you pause it for one day like, huh. No, that's crazy.
Angela Yee
He wants to pause it all the time. I'm sure. But you're just saying today the kids shouldn't have to worry about getting snatched.
DJ Envy
This is more kids than usual.
Angela Yee
Yes. Outside.
DJ Envy
Absolutely.
Angela Yee
And parents are taking their kids. They don't want to go out with their kids and get snatched up. And they go to a house and the house is not really a real house. They grabbing kids and shipping them out.
Funny Marco
No.
Charlamagne tha God
Well, you just made up some stuff now. You just made up something just now.
DJ Envy
Well, it's seven o'. Clock. We have some months monkeys on the run. Shout out to all the monkeys. Some monkey business going on. How some leaders have been standing in the gap Charlemagne, the God to help people with losing their SNAP benefits. We'll talk about more at 7.
Angela Yee
All right, we'll get into that next. Everybody else, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need the vent, phone lines are wide open again, 800-585-1051. Call us up right now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.
Funny Marco
This is your time to get it off your chest.
Angela Yee
800-585-10-51.
Funny Marco
We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
Angela Yee
Hello?
Charlamagne tha God
Who's this?
DJ Envy
Hey, this is Gamma Bill Five, man.
Angela Yee
What's up, brother? Get it off your chest.
DJ Envy
This what I wanted to say.
Funny Marco
I want to.
DJ Envy
The first thing I want to say. Hey, Jeff, how you doing? Hey, DJ Envy. Follow me in the side.
Charlamagne tha God
Follow me in the side.
DJ Envy
Let me see.
Charlamagne tha God
Peace. Peace.
DJ Envy
You are my idol. Thank you, Jess. I want to let you know, of course, everybody else, everything is negative right now.
Funny Marco
I know the shutdown is happening on.
DJ Envy
Saturday with the stats. I mean, the snaps and everything, but.
Funny Marco
I want to keep it positive on my end.
DJ Envy
October 7th was my birthday and whatnot.
Funny Marco
Right.
DJ Envy
I've been Cardioff since before October 7th. I went to Italy and whatnot with my girl, and I finally proposed to her.
Charlamagne tha God
Congratulations.
DJ Envy
Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you.
Charlamagne tha God
And.
DJ Envy
And the thing is, the only.
Funny Marco
And the nothing is that.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh. Oh, I'm a comedian as well and.
DJ Envy
From Miami and everything like that. Nice. That's what's up. Another thing is. And I made her so happy, and it was like. It was like, man, this was the most enjoyable moment for me and whatnot. And another thing is, I want to tell everybody I did not have the ring because the ring was still in.
Charlamagne tha God
Miami at the pawn shop.
DJ Envy
I have about 2,500 left on the.
Charlamagne tha God
Payment.
Funny Marco
Like an invisible ring. And she's pretty much.
Charlamagne tha God
He's, like, afraid to post the video.
Funny Marco
Of the proposal because there's no ring.
DJ Envy
And it's afraid to sell friends because there's no ring. And I want to know, like, I got something right now. Should I, like, wait until I'm done with the payment or just, like, give her something real cheap right now and just wait? No, just wait till you're done with the pain. Me? Yo, don't even do all that. And then she shouldn't be wanting to post it anyway.
Funny Marco
Don't.
Angela Yee
Don't post that.
DJ Envy
With no invisible ring.
Angela Yee
So you got on your knee with no ring. With a fake ring when we went. An invisible ring?
Charlamagne tha God
No.
Funny Marco
No ring.
DJ Envy
No ring. No. Because here's the thing. I was in Italy, and I'm like, yo, this is my opportunity. This is my chance. But unfortunately, by the time the day came, I did not have the funds. But I'm like, you know what?
Charlamagne tha God
I still want to do it right.
DJ Envy
Here in this space, in this realm, even if I didn't have it. And she was so appreciative of it. But she's not telling nobody because there's no ring. Yeah, that's fine. I mean, she can tell who. Nah, she can't. Because then, first question girls ask, where the R. Don't even do it. Don't even do it. So. Yeah, but I think what you did was great, was a great gesture. You don't know the next time you're gonna be in Italy. Great scenery, great place. It was romantic. You did your thug dizzle. And she said yes, right?
Charlamagne tha God
Yes.
DJ Envy
So wait till you get the ring.
Angela Yee
And then you post the video, and then you pull.
DJ Envy
And she added the part where you put the ring on her finger at the end of the video.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, there we go.
DJ Envy
Now it's like, so don't get the little 250 ring. No. Because then you wasting more money. You already don't have no money, so you.
Angela Yee
You have.
DJ Envy
You can't do that, man.
Funny Marco
I love y' all so much.
DJ Envy
Y' all the greatest. I've been here since before Ray J. And I'm gonna tell y' all right now. Y' all my number ones for the rest of my life.
Charlamagne tha God
Love, y'.
Funny Marco
All.
DJ Envy
My name is Gamma305.
Charlamagne tha God
Have a good one, man. I started. I started to help him out, man, but, you know, there's bigger issues in the world. Absolutely happy. BTS touched down. You know, I got food banks to fund. But I started to help him out when God was like, you know what? That's a lesson. He got to walk on his own, so he got to walk that on. Yeah, he just Kept incrementally.
Angela Yee
You still got to get married now. That's gonna be another five years.
DJ Envy
It's all right. It'd be all right.
Angela Yee
It'd be good.
Charlamagne tha God
What do ladies care about more? The wedding or the ring? Like, if a man can't afford the ring, would you rather have the wedding or would you rather have the. The ring on your finger?
DJ Envy
The ring.
Funny Marco
The ring.
Charlamagne tha God
Right.
DJ Envy
I mean, the wedding is just a party for everybody to talk about you later. You know what I mean? But yeah, I think the ring for sure.
Angela Yee
Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne tha God
Ray.
Angela Yee
Ray.
Charlamagne tha God
Ray.
Funny Marco
Yo, Charlamagne.
Angela Yee
Izzy, what up?
Charlamagne tha God
Are we live?
Funny Marco
This is your time to get it off your chest.
DJ Envy
I got an indoor pool.
Angela Yee
We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
We can get on the phone right now. He'll tell you what it is.
Charlamagne tha God
We live. Hello? Who's this?
Funny Marco
Good morning. My Breakfast Club family is Tez's husband. You already know.
Charlamagne tha God
If my wife in the building, I.
Funny Marco
Gotta be holding her up, period.
Charlamagne tha God
Tez in here? Yeah.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Funny Marco
I want to ask you this.
Charlamagne tha God
Is everybody dressing up today or.
Funny Marco
Or I think my wife didn't dress up. She didn't have time.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, I'm dressed up.
DJ Envy
Yeah, I'm dressed up, too. Yo.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm super black.
Angela Yee
I'm dressing up later.
Charlamagne tha God
Jess is Pop from Friday.
DJ Envy
I'm Smokey. Yo.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm smoky.
DJ Envy
Yes.
Funny Marco
Just don't get fried.
Charlamagne tha God
Just don't get fired today, Jess.
Funny Marco
All right?
DJ Envy
I'm really trying not to be Craig.
Angela Yee
Yo.
DJ Envy
I'm trying not to be.
Charlamagne tha God
But I do want to say something. You guys don't realize, but this marked this two year anniversary of me and my wifey getting together.
Funny Marco
I want to thank the Breakfast Club and shout out to my wife, put the line tomorrow, make sure you sign up.
DJ Envy
Don't get educated.
Funny Marco
You heard?
Charlamagne tha God
Yes, sir.
Funny Marco
Love that.
Angela Yee
You can say what's up to him, Tess.
Charlamagne tha God
Tomorrow.
DJ Envy
I have a training tomorrow. Online training. Save, stack and secure. Teaching you how to save, save your money. How to stack and build your resources and secure. Which is what you're doing, which we're.
Charlamagne tha God
Going to talk about later. Okay? Nice.
DJ Envy
That man called.
Angela Yee
You even say hello to him, right?
Funny Marco
Yeah.
DJ Envy
So messy over being. Messy as hell.
Funny Marco
That's what he doing.
DJ Envy
Go to the next story Envy.
Funny Marco
Hello?
Angela Yee
Who's this?
DJ Envy
Hey, this is Auntie Kim. How you guys doing? Hey, Auntie Kim.
Angela Yee
What's up?
DJ Envy
Get it off your cheek. I just want to let everyone know that. I don't even want to say my name, man. God. Donnie from Uzbekistan has decided to take the terrorists and fund the WIC program, which. Which I'm all for. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for that, but a lot of people don't know that the WIC program is one of the only programs that immigrants are eligible for. So they can take and fight on that. Yeah. Because like I said, this is. This is all a game. This is all a game. And it's just. It's just. Cruelty is the point. Cruelty is the bottom line. And that's why we gotta all stick together. Y' all gotta go back to where our mamas and grannies used to do. Put the pot, big pots out and feed the community. If that's where we come to.
Charlamagne tha God
That's right.
DJ Envy
That's what we need to start doing. I remember we had fish fries, man, for my sister, them to go to college. He has fish fries for people in our neighborhood, including us, sometimes to pay rent, light bill, and everything else. So that's what we need to do. And the test. The test right now is going to be where we are right now. This going to be the true story y' all about or the true fact about how if we able to stick together like our parents and our grandparents did.
Charlamagne tha God
I. I don't just. I don't disagree with you at all. I didn't see where he. I don't see where that was officially done, though. I saw that the House Republicans introduced a bill to fund Wick during the shutdown, but I didn't see. I didn't see that pass anywhere. That was a couple of days.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Yeah, it did. They. They. Well, I don't know if it passed, but that. That was on the table. What I. That's the last thing I heard when I woke up this morning.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, they was going to transfer $300 million entire. Forever.
DJ Envy
I go to the whitehouse.gov although that ain't good information either, but, you know, that's why I try to go. But even if that's the case, because I'm all for that, I don't feel like having your point across. And the thing I don't like Charlemagne, and I'm gonna make this quick. They like to say welfare when it comes to, you know, us, the poor black people. I won't say black because we ain't the only one, but they like to say welfare when we're poor. But they say corporate subsidies and corporate theft and bailouts.
Charlamagne tha God
Bailouts for the rich. It's b. Bailouts for the rich. Welfare for the poor. Yeah, I get what you're saying, right.
DJ Envy
So it's a wording.
Funny Marco
You see what I'm saying?
DJ Envy
But they getting subsidies and they getting all that to farm. They farms and to farm their communities and everything. They get kickbacks and they get subsidies and they get welfare, too. And I'd rather feed a child with a single mother or a single father than to give corporate any more of my welfare money. I love y'. All.
Charlamagne tha God
Love you. Love you.
DJ Envy
Love you too, Aussie Kim.
Angela Yee
Get it off your chest. 800. 5, 8, 5. 10, 5, 1. Now, we got the latest for Lauren coming up.
DJ Envy
Yes, we do. Hey, y'.
Angela Yee
All.
DJ Envy
Good morning. What's up? Make some noise. What the. Yeah, so we got the latest coming up. We're gonna talk a little bit more about Del State, Norfolk, DeSean Jackson, Mike Vick, an impact there.
Funny Marco
But the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Lauren becoming a straight face.
Charlamagne tha God
She gets into somebody that knows somebody.
Funny Marco
She gets the details.
DJ Envy
I'm the homegirl that knows a little bit about everything.
Charlamagne tha God
She be having the ladies.
Funny Marco
The Latest with Lauren LaRosa.
Charlamagne tha God
Sometimes you have facts, sometimes you have details. Sometimes you have a little bit everything.
Funny Marco
Well, it's the latest on the Breakfast Club. Talk to me.
DJ Envy
Alrighty, guys. So yesterday we spent our night at the Delaware State and Norfolk State game, which was DeSean Jackson versus Mike Vick as the head coaches. And it was a great time.
Angela Yee
Turn your mute down on your zoom.
DJ Envy
My computer?
Angela Yee
Yeah, press mute on the zoom.
DJ Envy
My computer just went out, so it shouldn't even be up.
Charlamagne tha God
But your audio was fine though, okay?
DJ Envy
Yeah. So yesterday in attendance, just some people that we saw. Meek Mill, Gilly, while Gillian Wallow and Gillian Wallow. You know how they do. We're doing a thing at Jackson State and some of the other schools where they would go and hype up the teams before the games and have like those talks with them. They did that with the Delaware State University team yesterday. They were posting the Hornets, which is the hoodie that I have on our gear. Yesterday as well too. I saw Cam Newton on the field. Yeah, we had an after party at Mr. Ivy. I found out yesterday. Shout out to their venue. It's a black owned venue. I met the owner yesterday and it was packed. And he just was excited for the game to be in in Philly because of the business that it brought him. But Allen Iverson was there, desean Jackson and I saw him and his fiance, they came over Afterwards as well. It was just a good time. So wanted to congratulate them on that win. Now they're headed to the Celebration bowl in Atlanta and we have not been there. So this is like a huge win for them. And we talked about numbers yesterday. I talked to President Tony Allen, who's the president of Dell State last night, and he said, and we talked about it this morning, that the total in attendance ended up being 47,266 people or tickets sold. And they were. They made north of a million dollars last night, but they were still calculating as I spoke to them. And all of that, you know, gets to go to the schools they will look out for. No folks say as well, too. So love to see what went down last night.
Charlamagne tha God
Dropping a Kluz bombs for Delaware.
Angela Yee
Absolutely, man.
Charlamagne tha God
Drop on the KLUZ bombs for desean Jackson.
Angela Yee
The game was dope, man. It was a lot of people at the game, like she said. Everybody was. And it just wasn't people from Delaware State or Norfolk. It was just people that just either want to support or just went to a HBCU and wanted to make sure that those numbers were up. They had 47,000 people to watch an HBCU football game, which is amazing. Hopefully we can keep those numbers up.
DJ Envy
We were trending across Google this morning when I looked to see, like, what news was trending. Delaware State football was trending across Google, which is a huge thing for the team and just the HBCU culture in general.
Funny Marco
Something.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Yes. And Mike Vic as well, of course. There were so many people there yesterday that were, like, conflicted. Like they're just excited to be on both sides. We were actually sitting on Norfolk State's side. Our suite was on their side. But yeah, and shout out to everybody listening to the show, too. We ran into so many people that were listening to the show and kind of followed us from the show to the game.
Angela Yee
That's right.
DJ Envy
So, yeah, shout out to the listeners. Nice. Now, in other big brawl news, Layla Ali has finally responded to Clarissa Shields and about whether she's coming out of retirement. Finally, we got the answer. Let's take a listen. Every female fighter who wins a WBC title receives her belt with my face displayed on it. Now, that truly is something special to me. So did her plan work? Did she make me mad enough to come out of retirement after 18 years and start training again to make her dream of fighting me and having a big payday courtesy of Layla Ali come true? Absolutely not. After years of blatant lies and vile disrespect Making unsolicited negative remarks about me questioning the legitimacy of my boxing legacy and having the audacity to cross the line by disrespecting my deceased father, trying to use his name to discredit his daughter. Listen, Muhammad Ali would never. Her daddy would never. Her daddy would never. Maybe she don't have the nerve genes. She will not be rewarded with the opportunity to share the ring with me or anything else. There's your answer. Why take us so long to say no? Yo, that's how I felt when I saw it. I said all of that to say no.
Funny Marco
Damn. Like.
DJ Envy
But we. Y'.
Charlamagne tha God
All.
DJ Envy
Listen. What we said the last time we talked about this was that they were drumming up something here and. Right. Nothing's being drummed.
Angela Yee
I still think it's gonna happen. I still. I still think it's a play. I don't think you go on a rant for. For two rants, two parts to say, nah, this is not gonna happen. I still think at the end of it, you're gonna be like, you know what? You've been talking all that smack. Let's do this. I. I really feel like the fight's gonna happen. I don't know why, but.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, I see why you say that. Maybe. Maybe they. They don't feel like all of these videos got them the motion they wanted them to, you know? Or maybe Layla did just. Just to build up her YouTube page. I don't know, man.
DJ Envy
It's too professional on Leila's end. Yeah, it's a lot of response that they was looking for. It's. Cause it's too professional. She gotta talk some ish. Like. Like Clarissa or like she did back in the day.
Funny Marco
She.
DJ Envy
She too. She too polished. She too.
Charlamagne tha God
She too perfect. Well, if Clarissa can't get Layla, she. Daisy Green still out there, right?
DJ Envy
Oh, that's the girl from Jersey, right? The one that everybody keeps saying. They said Clarissa didn't respond to her.
Charlamagne tha God
Right.
Funny Marco
I don't know.
DJ Envy
They had a little back and forth on X. Remember, we talked about it, but there's no, like, fight happening that we know of, so. Because shorty ready.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
Angela Yee
She ready to rock.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
But I can understand why Clarissa would, you know, angle for Layla.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Because that would be the big money. Those type of fights are the money fights nowadays. And big spectrum spectacle fights.
Funny Marco
Yeah. Spectacular fights. Yeah.
Angela Yee
We've seen them with Jake Paul. We've seen it with Tyson. We've seen Roy Jones.
Charlamagne tha God
They're talking about Mayweather and Pacquiao now.
Funny Marco
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Even though that actually would be whatever.
Angela Yee
Mayweather, Tyson. Is that still gonna happen?
DJ Envy
That. You know what's crazy?
Angela Yee
It just got quiet. Yeah.
DJ Envy
I don't think for some reason that didn't hit the way that you thought it would. When you hear those two names mentioned, like people were talking about it then just kind of went away.
Charlamagne tha God
But I'll watch. I'd be acting like I wouldn't watch that. All them fights every time it happened. I'm never gonna watch that. I'll be the first person buying people.
Angela Yee
If I'd be watching that stupid stuff, too.
Charlamagne tha God
I like all them spectacles.
Angela Yee
That's all you got.
DJ Envy
No, I mean, we can real quick if I got a couple minutes. Diddy. So remember we talked about where Diddy would be housed in prison?
Angela Yee
Where's he going?
DJ Envy
Well, okay, look, here's what's happening. So TMZ did a report yesterday saying that he is headed to Fort Dix. He was actually. He was beginning his sentence there, that he had already been checked in at his new home for the next two and a half years, and that's where he's going to be serving his federal prison sentence. But I reached out yesterday. We headed to the party. I reached out and said, hey, when did this happen? I need, like, I want to confirm it before I get on there and we talk about it. His team, from what I'm being told, cannot confirm that to me. They still have gotten no update as to where he is. They have confirmed that he left mdc, but they don't know where he is. And I'm like, well, isn't that like a safety thing for you guys? And then I to not know, like, it's. It's Sean Diddy Combs. Like, how do you just not know?
Angela Yee
That makes sense. They shouldn't tell you. They shouldn't tell anybody where did he's at. If he had woke up with a poking in his neck, there's no way in hell he should be telling anybody where he's at. It should be like, they shouldn't be telling nobody where Diddy's at.
Charlamagne tha God
I mean, but you'll be able to at the end. He's just. He's an inmate right now. So. Yeah, when inmates get transferred to different, you know, facilities, you know that. That's why I thought that people knew that he went to Fort Dix yesterday just because he was at Fort Dix.
Angela Yee
Yeah, but if he got a threat on his life or he's one of those inmates that people want to kill, you don't Want to tell him where he's going, right? You don't want to give him that information.
DJ Envy
He went in a cell with somebody for him to wake up being poked in the neck. I don't even know if that's how it's gonna be this time around. Jess. I did try and ask that the last time that happened, but they wouldn't now. That they wouldn't get into with me because of what you guys are saying.
Charlamagne tha God
I really believe that poking the next story.
DJ Envy
I mean, yes, Envy just said he would he wake up getting poked in the neck.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm like, yo, wow, that's gonna be daydreams about waking up with a man.
Angela Yee
That's what they said. They said he had something. The guy had a knife to his neck. That's what they said. That was the story.
Funny Marco
Yeah, okay.
Angela Yee
I didn't make that up.
Charlamagne tha God
I wasn't running here. He couldn't wait to run ahead this morning saying Diddy's a four dicks way poked in.
Angela Yee
And that didn't even say that this morning.
DJ Envy
Crazy.
Angela Yee
What is wrong with you, man?
DJ Envy
That was so eloquent. Charlamagne.
Angela Yee
What is wrong?
Funny Marco
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DJ Envy
There was a cadence.
Angela Yee
Yes, he practiced that one.
DJ Envy
Yeah. So, I mean, listen it. The report that's out there is there. And what will happen to Charlamagne's point is the same way that we got the date of when he would potentially be released. That is going to be confirmed eventually, even if it's just online records, regardless of who he is. But as of right now, his attorneys are saying that's what they're saying to me. So I got. I'm. I. I don't know, but that's the update that I have.
Charlamagne tha God
Thank you, Laura.
Angela Yee
That is the latest with Laura.
Funny Marco
Now.
Angela Yee
When we come back, we got front page news. Tez is here today. She's actually in studio. So she'll be breaking everything down and then BG will be joining us. So don't go anywhere. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne tha God
Morning, everybody.
Angela Yee
Is DJ Envy. Jess. Hilarious Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news. Start off with sports now, yesterday and Thursday night football, the Ravens beat the Dolphins 28 to 6, period. Told you about night's DS. Delaware State's game vers nor state. Delaware State won 27 to 20. So congratulations to Delaware State. Also salute to Norfolk State. What's up, T. In studio, the hood whisperer.
DJ Envy
Yes, in the building. So glad to be here. Before we get into the Reese's mock story.
Charlamagne tha God
Bam.
DJ Envy
Yeah, Y. Yeah, we just back to back with the. The Rees.
Charlamagne tha God
Ma had to take a sip or something when he hit that.
Funny Marco
Whatever you like that.
Angela Yee
What is wrong with y'?
Funny Marco
All? Grow up.
Angela Yee
Go ahead.
DJ Envy
Okay, so before we start talking about Cox, I do want to commend. Are you super negro today or super black? Super black. We have to show some love to our own Charlemagne, the God for donating to help families ahead of snap. I know you don't normally like to pat yourself on the back. I saw this yesterday, and I thought it was just so awesome. Awesome.
Angela Yee
Pat him on the butt.
Charlamagne tha God
Thank you.
DJ Envy
Yeah, pat him on the butt. One of the things that's really, really important, Charlamagne, is that as, you know, people step in the gap, you know, do what government can't do. A lot of people talk online. Just sit back and talk and do nothing at all. I wanted to commend you for that and ask you to tell us a little bit about what you're doing to help folks in New York.
Charlamagne tha God
Well, yeah, you know, I'm already an ambassador for the Food bank of New York City and Harlem. So this work isn't new to me. So I just launched a 50,000,000 meal match for New Yorkers because of the snap crisis that's happening. So I, I paid for 25, 000 meals. So if you, if the spirit moves you just go to foodbanknyc.org and donate whatever you can. I mean it can be a penny if you want to. A penny, a dime, a dollar, whatever it is. And I want to match that 25, 000 meals that I contributed and get them to 50, 000 meals. Yes. But I'm doing that at food banks all across the country. I did it at a Broad River Business alliance in Columbia, South Carolina. You can go to broadriverba.org for that. Harvest Hope in Columbia, South Carolina. I did it at the community Resource center in North Charleston and I'm doing it in Moncks Corner at the Harvest Hope food pantry as well. And I'm doing something in newark with the 211 community impact non profit.
Angela Yee
So, and, and for people that don't know, you know, yesterday we were talking about, you really don't understand how much money actually helps feed people. $1 fee is five meals.
Charlamagne tha God
Five meals, that's right.
Angela Yee
So $1 is five meals. So when you think about it like that, if you, if you donate a dollar, $5, $10, $1 is five.
Charlamagne tha God
And it varies everywhere though, because you know, in Harlem, you know, I donated something and it was 25, 000 meals. In Colombia, I donated something and it's like 300 meals. But it don't matter. It's just all, you know, meals. So you know, go to these different organizations and donate. But if you're in New York city, food bank nyc.org and you'll see the link for my Charlemagne meal match.
DJ Envy
Well, I just wanted to bring that up because it's critically important. One of the trainings I'm doing tomorrow, as I was telling you, was about save, stack and secure. And secure is about securing organizations that can stand in the gap because we're dealing with belt to ass right now.
Charlamagne tha God
That's right.
DJ Envy
Bottom line, we are built to ass. So this is a great opportunity for you to get involved, do something to be a part of the solution instead of a problem. So let's get quickly, right quick with the Reese's Macaque's monkey story. A lot of monkeys were just, just clowning all week long. The first. So first in Mississippi, there was a highway accident and approximately 21 monkeys escaped the truck. And the police were told that the monkeys had diseases. Hepatitis C, COVID 19. But they got it wrong. Let's take a listen.
Angela Yee
Law enforcement with.
Funny Marco
With guns here.
DJ Envy
But Tulane later clarifying saying while they provide monkeys for research, the primates in question belong to another entity and are not infectious. Authorities say most of the escape monkeys were put down as a search for the missing. Now they put these monkeys down. Three of the monkeys are still on the run. So those three monkey brothers, y' all.
Charlamagne tha God
Forgot this happened in South Carolina back in November.
DJ Envy
That's what I said. So what are the monkeys? Yes, and then there's more.
Charlamagne tha God
All the monkeys escaped from that research facility in Beaufort county in South Carolina last November.
DJ Envy
I want you to put on your 10. I wanted to see what happened. Yeah, like I don't even know if.
Charlamagne tha God
They caught all them. It was like 40 something monkeys.
DJ Envy
Yeah, monkeys are on the wild. They're going loose. And then to go further with that, the reason why I wanted to talk about this story is there was a monkey that tried to escape in the Halloween store with a diaper on. Let's take a listen. Meanwhile, a different wild escape in Texas. This time a pet monkey spooking customers at a Halloween store. My daughter looked up and she said, what in the world? And she's like, is that a real monkey?
Charlamagne tha God
The animal seen swinging, crawling and darting.
DJ Envy
Around, turning the soar into a jun gem.
Charlamagne tha God
Ultimately caught not with a banana, but with a cookie. Monkeys out of their element as their escapes go viral.
DJ Envy
So are they trying to tell us something, Jess?
Charlamagne tha God
I don't know.
DJ Envy
That's crazy. I ain't even know about the South Carolina.
Charlamagne tha God
Yep.
DJ Envy
Thing I ain't know that. You think they might be up north? I'm going down there today.
Charlamagne tha God
Those monkeys better be cool because with these SNAP and EBT benefits getting canceled, they're gonna end up dinner holidays right around the corner too. Yeah, y' all better be co. Now do.
DJ Envy
Do we have time to play a game Envy to see Guess what race it is. Who would bring a monkey.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm not doing Guess what race it is with no monkeys.
DJ Envy
Who you think will bring a monkey to the store with a diaper on? If I play the audio, it's going to give it away. But do we have time for a quick game or no?
Charlamagne tha God
That's tough though, cuz we like exotic pets too.
Angela Yee
Yeah, we be doing exotic pets with diapers on.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, we like exotic pets, man.
DJ Envy
Well, let's play the audio right quick. And I think it's going to give it away. Play the audio.
Funny Marco
Just so you know. Was it something that scared him that made him go out?
DJ Envy
What was it like? Somebody had pushed that little thing to see how he would react. And then he, like, spazzed out and, like, ran. He ran up the pole as soon as we.
Funny Marco
I mean, keep. Keep a leash. Because the. The problem is what has happened now is, you know, there's three cops out here and then animal controls on their way. Somebody had to. Is driving in from animal control to get their car, truck to come over here. So it causes a big issue with the city. So make sure you keep control of it.
DJ Envy
That girl is white. I don't care.
Angela Yee
Nope, she's white. I don't care.
DJ Envy
She did your. But what the. She is. Yep, she's white. I was like, ma', am, you got the police. Police up here. Control, would you keep your monkey on a leash? The caucasity of her, like. Yeah.
Angela Yee
I didn't think monkeys could be pets. I didn't think you could have, like, those type of animals as pets.
Charlamagne tha God
What are you talking about? Michael Jackson had bubbles.
Angela Yee
Michael Jackson was on a different level. I'm sure Michael Jackson did stuff most.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm just saying. Michael Jackson had bubbles. But see, that was the most famous monkey ever, next to King Kong. But I think King Kong's a gorilla, so don't listen to me.
DJ Envy
Yeah, King Kong is not a mokio. But, yeah, I thought that was a really interesting story. Just to see what these monkeys are trying to tell us. They just on the run and something, right? Yeah. Aside from all the jokes, it is a little crazy. That's real scary. They just keep getting out, out.
Charlamagne tha God
And it's the same type of monkey, Right? What you said was a reef monkey.
DJ Envy
You really tried it.
Angela Yee
That must be like.
Charlamagne tha God
No, in South Carolina. I think that was the same brand. I'm telling you. I think it was a recess or whatever you call it.
DJ Envy
Say it Charlemagne.
Charlamagne tha God
I don't know about that part.
DJ Envy
Put the mic closer and say it.
Angela Yee
Whoa. Hey, yo, she fantasizing over there. All right, this front page news. Thank you, Tiz.
DJ Envy
Absolutely.
Angela Yee
All right, when we come back, BG will be joining us. We're gonna kick it with BG when we come back. So don't go anywhere. Straight off of Versus. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, and you know what? Today is Friday, so we do the people's donkey. So 1-800-585-1051. If you want to call up and give somebody the credit that they deserve for being stupid. You can do it Right now. It's the Breakfast Club.
Funny Marco
The Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Good morning, everybody.
Angela Yee
It's DJ Envy, Jess, Hilarious Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes, indeed. Bg.
Angela Yee
Welcome home, man. Welcome back.
Funny Marco
How you feeling, man? I'm feeling good, man. Like, I'm. I'm blessed, man. You heard my. Can't complain, man. I'm. I'm good, man. I'm good.
Charlamagne tha God
Good to see you, brother. Fresh off the verses.
Angela Yee
That's right.
Funny Marco
Yeah, man. Fresh off the verses.
Charlamagne tha God
How was that?
Funny Marco
It was incredible, man. Like, it was. It was a good moment, man. Like, something like that couldn't have happened, you know, 20 years ago, you know what I mean? Like, so, you know, for all us to be on stage, you know, at the same time, and. And. And. And it just be, you know, love and. And fun and. And. You know what I mean? Like, for us to just give it, you know, to the people and what they've been asking for. How bad was that beef, though?
Charlamagne tha God
Hold on real quick. I want to say your energy. Your energy was very infectious on that stage because you sold New Orleans. So for me, when I'm watching you on that stage, I'm just watching you celebrate the city. I'm watching even when no living music was coming on.
Funny Marco
You was not facts. I couldn't help myself. I couldn't help myself, man. Cause I'm a fan. You know what I'm saying? I'm a fan of Mac, I'm a fan of Mia, I'm a fan of Fiend. Like, you know, Soulja Slim. That's my brother, Free C Murder. Like, I just was in the moment, man. You know what I mean? Like, you know, even though we was battling, like, it was certain records that came on where I just couldn't help.
Charlamagne tha God
Myself, you know what I mean?
Funny Marco
Like, for real.
Angela Yee
For real. How bad was the beef? Because, you know, we. I'm from New York, you're from South Carolina. So how bad was it? Because people were saying, like, they didn't. They never thought it could happen.
Funny Marco
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, back in the days, man, like, you know, that Magnolia, you know, Calio beef was real. Know what I'm saying? It was.
DJ Envy
Was.
Funny Marco
It was really real, man. And I don't want to, you know, just go into, you know, the. The specifics. The specifics of it, right? But, you know, it's. You know what I'm saying? There's some people that died, right? You know what I'M saying, on both sides or whatever, you know what I mean? But, yeah, man, it is what it is, man. You know what I mean? And, you know, for us to be able to come together, you know, after all this time and make that happen and then not only that, man, like, like, you know, they didn't reached out to us for the no limit cash money tour, man. You know what I'm saying? You know, like, man, we. I'm. Man, let's check a bag.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, I heard they gonna. I heard about a documentary explaining the Calio Magnolia.
Funny Marco
Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. Like, it's a lot of opportunities that presented itself. But yeah, I was on the phone with the. With AG yesterday, you know what I'm saying? Talking about, you know what I mean, a bag and. Yeah, like, we gonna. We gonna close that out and make that happen.
DJ Envy
And the tour definitely gonna hit New Orleans because, you know, people was mad. Divorce wasn't in New Orleans.
Funny Marco
Yeah, but, you know, it's complex kind, right? You know what I mean? So, you know, I think if it would have been in New Orleans, it would have been. Yeah, it would have been.
Angela Yee
Could it have happened, though? Because they were saying that it couldn't happen because maybe the violence.
Funny Marco
But I was like, nah, nah, nah. It been. Would have have been just as. It would have been just as fun and, you know, just as incredible as it was in Las Vegas, man. But I think, you know, that it should have been in New Orleans, but, you know, it happened. So now that they see, you know, that. That it could happen on a level to where it ain't no BS involved, you know what I mean? Now we could, you know, move on and make things happen on another level. So it's all good.
Charlamagne tha God
Why wasn't Wayne there? That's the. That's the question everybody wants.
Funny Marco
I talked to Wayne yesterday, man, and I talked to Wayne the morning before. Right. You know what I mean? The morning before the verses. And, you know, Shorty wasn't feeling good, man, you know what I mean? So, you know. Cause he had a concert at Drez the same night and he canceled that as well, you know what I mean? And Swizz was, you know, even hurt behind it, right? You know what I mean? Because for real. For real, that's the reason Swizz pulled the trigger on it, you know what I mean? Because Wayne, you know, agreed.
Charlamagne tha God
Wayne orchestrated the whole thing.
Funny Marco
You know what I'm saying?
Angela Yee
Yeah.
Funny Marco
Like, you know, Shorty, he hunt you, right? You know what I'm saying? He got muscle, right? So I think it was, you know, Shorty wasn't feeling good. Cause he definitely was supposed to be there, you know what I mean? So, you know, he told me that, you know, he wasn't feeling good and, you know, he had to go to the hospital or something like that, you know what I mean? So know, you know, people be thinking that it was, you know, whatever, whatever, whatever. But at the end of the day, like I told him, man, Wayne, spring chickens no more, man. You know what I mean? So, you know, you gotta make sure, man, your health and you know what I'm saying, and all that, you know, get your rest, man. You've been running 30, 35 years strong. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So you gotta make sure, you know, you get your rest. And I think that was the reason that, you know, Shorty was in there. He was dealing with some personal issues.
DJ Envy
And we'll get to see Wayne on the tour. If the tour happens with no limit, we'll get to see Wayne.
Funny Marco
I mean, you know that. I, I can't answer that. You know what I mean? Like, I. I really can't answer that, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, Shorty, people don't be who own with Shorty beyond, you know what I'm saying? So, you know, I would love to see him out there with us, you know what I'm saying? And on the tour. And, you know, I don't think, you know, that Shorty will turn on, you know, the bag that's on the table. But then, you know, them, they already rich forever, you know what I mean? I'm playing catch up, you know what I'm saying? So, you know, I'm trying to clock it all, you know what I'm saying? But yeah, man, we'll see. We'll see.
Charlamagne tha God
When you and Wayne were coming up and the reason I say you and Wayne, because I don't know if even people know, first time I got introduced to anything cash money related was baby gangsters, not facts.
Funny Marco
Bgs, not facts.
Charlamagne tha God
And Wayne, when y' all were coming up, did y' all realize, man, this could be what it turned out to be?
Funny Marco
Absolutely not. You know, we, we. We just was doing it for the love of the music, for real. Like, you know, at that point, we was kids, man, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, Wayne was 11, you know, I was 13. You know what I mean? Like, we couldn't see this for, you know what I'm saying? Like, we. We really couldn't see this for, you know, that was the vision, you know, that. That Baby and Slimhead, you know what I mean? And, you know, they was, you know, trying to come out the streets, you know what I mean? And, you know, try something different. And, you know what I'm saying, like, you know, change our lives, you know, through the music or whatever, whatever. But, you know, if I was to say that I saw, you know, us being who we became, like, you know, nah, I didn't see that for.
Angela Yee
But break down that vision because what did Baby and Slim see in each one of y'?
Charlamagne tha God
All?
Angela Yee
Cause y' all were young. 10 years old, 11 years old, 12 years old. Juvenile was young, but really him and Wayne.
Charlamagne tha God
That's why I keep. I want to stress that, because that brotherhood to me is the foundation of Cat.
Funny Marco
That's a fact.
Angela Yee
What did he see in y'? All, and how did he find y' all to say, this is the star?
Funny Marco
Well, you know, Baby and Slim knew my mama, right? You know what I mean? And, you know, I don't be wanna, you know, put it out there like that or whatever, whatever, but, you know, my mama house was a stash house, like, way back in the G, you know what I'm saying?
Angela Yee
There's enough time pass.
Funny Marco
You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, moms used to have bricks in the oven, you know what I'm saying? Like, for Baby and slim, like, way in. 88, 87, 88, 89, you know what I mean? So I knew Baby Slim since I was, you know, in elementary school, you know what I mean? And then when I started, you know, writing raps and things of that nature, and they hadn't started cash money, like, what, 91, 92. None of me. And. And they heard I was, you know, rapping or whatever. And my barber stand called them, like, man, little, he rap, you know what I'm saying? And he come to the barbershop and hold it, like, hold up, man. That's sensor, like, you know what I'm saying? And I rap for him. And, you know, they put me in a car and brought me, you know, to my mom and was like, man, we gonna change his life, man. Like, you know, let us take. And my dad had just got killed, you know what I'm saying? And, you know, I was out wilding, you know, I ain't had no guidance or whatever, whatever. So, you know, Babe and Slim took me under their wing and, you know, the rest. History.
Charlamagne tha God
How did that brotherhood between you and Wayne, like that brotherhood before the fame, how did that shape y'? All as artists and as men, man.
Funny Marco
Me and Wayne used to be writing raps together in my mama kitchen, you know what I mean? Like, you know, baby, lock us in the house, you know, I'm talking about, like, he'll get manifest and make a beat and literally, you know, lock us in the house while they going out and run errands and stuff and make us, you know, write songs to this one beat, you know what I'm saying? And then, you know, he'll come back and listen to what we had and, you know, be like, that ain't it, that ain't it. That ain't it. And, you know, tear wraps up like, but keep this. You know what I'm saying? And, yeah, man, I'd be like, hey, just tore this my up, like, right now, I'm saying. But he, like, I mean, it was like military. It was like. It was like a military school, man. But it created monsters, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, you see what Wayne have became, you know what I mean? Like, you know, and, yeah, just.
Charlamagne tha God
Just.
Funny Marco
Just the work ethic, it created a work ethic that's just undeniable.
Charlamagne tha God
And Birdman was like a father figure to both of y'.
Angela Yee
All.
Funny Marco
Absolutely.
Charlamagne tha God
I heard you call.
Funny Marco
Absolutely. Nah, Absolutely. Absolutely. He raised me, you know what I'm saying? Like, he. He. He pretty much raised me, man. Now I'm saying, him and Slim, man, they raised me, man, from.
Angela Yee
From.
Charlamagne tha God
From.
Funny Marco
From. From 12 on up, man. Like, you know, I. I gotta give them all the credit, man. They. They. They raised me, man.
Charlamagne tha God
And that's why I, like, I like talking about cash money. Because, you know, of course, everybody knows what Wayne does. Everybody knows. But there's no cash money without bg.
Funny Marco
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. You know, you know, I mean, cash money was built on my back, man. You know what I mean? Like, when. When you think about it, you know, Juvia first feature was on my Chopper City album, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, from, you know, BG. True story. Chopper City is all on you, volume one. It's all on you, volume two, you know, till we form the Hot Boys in 97 with the get it, how you live and, you know, so forth and so on with the soldier rags and this, that, and the third. But, yeah, I was. I was. Yeah, yeah, I was him. I'm saying.
DJ Envy
Yeah, in the documentary, after all that. In the documentary, right, you talk about how hard it is to stay relevant while you're locked up in your way for the amount of time that you did. Did you think it was over for you while you were locked up?
Funny Marco
I did. I did. I did. Like, when, when, When. When the judge gave me them 14 years, like, like, you know, it's hard to stay relevant in this rap thing for. For. For a month, you know, six months, a year, you know what I'm saying? If you ain't really.
Angela Yee
Yeah, it's not for a vicious or violent crime.
Funny Marco
I didn't get 14 years for a violent crime. Guns and. And obstructing justice. I really got 10 years for the gun. 14 years for the injustice. You know what I mean? But, you know, when I got them 14 years, I was like, damn, is over. You know what I'm saying? My career, over it. Like, I. I couldn't see the end, you know what I mean? And then, you know, social media started popping and Instagram started popping, and, you know, it was ways to, you know, stay relevant, you know, through social media that really helped me, you know, stay in tune with the fans and things of that nation. And yeah, man, I'm. I'm back. And not only that, that I was attached to a brand, you know, that. Stay relevant, you know, throughout that time, you know what I mean? Yeah, absolutely. Like, Stunner was there, like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, nah, Stunner was there, you know, Weezer was shouting me out and, you know, the whole gang or whatever, whatever. But if. If it wasn't for. If it wasn't, you know, for. For social media, who knows? You know what I mean? Like, because. Yeah, man. Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
That's interesting you say that, though, because, you know, Jay Z once said, if everybody in your click is rich, your click is rugged, nobody will fall because everybody will be each other's crutches. I would think, even with 14 years.
Funny Marco
Nah, facts, Wayne.
Charlamagne tha God
I mean, Wayne became Wayne in those.
Funny Marco
Right, right, right.
Charlamagne tha God
Like, they was all still in the mix.
Funny Marco
They were still in the mix.
Charlamagne tha God
They would ever let you.
Funny Marco
And not. Not only that, though. Like, you know, at the end of the day, I can't tell my story without telling their story.
Charlamagne tha God
That's right.
Funny Marco
You know, juvie can't tell his story without telling my story. Wayne can his story, you know, without telling my story. So, you know, we all joined at the hip, whether we like it or not. You know what I mean? Like, our legacies are all, you know what I mean? Like, like one. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, that I think that benefited me too.
Angela Yee
Now with. With your release, is it true that every lyric that you rap now or right now, you have to send for approval.
Funny Marco
So I have to turn it over to my podcast, you know what I mean? Like, they don't get the approve because when I first came home, when I did the album with Gucci, man, when I first came home, me and Wap did a tape together, right? And they tried to violate me and send me back to jail for that, you know what I mean? And I was like, damn, like, you know, like, what's up? Like. Like, I ain't did nothing but what I been doing, you know what I mean? So. So they were saying that they didn't want me doing nothing pertaining to entertainment or nothing pertaining to music that I could make money off of, you know what I mean? So it was like, damn. Like, yo, like, I don't. I didn't understand it, and that's why I fought it. Exactly. Like, I've been doing this since I was 13 years old. Like, and you trying to send me back to jail for just simply trying to make a living, you know what I mean? So the judge agreed with me and said it was a violation of my freedom of speech, you know what I mean? And. But. But she did say that I had to turn over the lyrics to my probation officer before I made them available to the public, but she don't have to approve them or nothing. But I still be having to just, you know, be mindful of what I say and how I said, you know what I mean?
Angela Yee
They say, nah, you can't put this out.
Funny Marco
Nah, they. They. I ain't gonna lie, though. They've been. They've been. They've been working with me. Like, they've been giving me my space and letting me make it. And I got a good PO man, like, good. And I ain't got number, like, two months left, you know what I mean? I didn't done everything I'm supposed to do the right way, you know, I ain't feel no drug test. I didn't. Did all my. My community service, you know, I didn't completed all the programs, you know, that they, you know, wanted me to complete. Like, so everything is everything, man. And. And I'm. I'm grateful they want you to drop.
DJ Envy
A gospel album, Ex.
Funny Marco
Hey, listen. Nah. Cause in the beginning, though, like, they didn't want me rapping about guns. They didn't want me rapping about snitches, you know, they didn't want me rapping about. I'm talking about, you know, everything that I've made a living off, like, my whole Career. Like, and I'm like, hold up. Like, I ain't the first one to rap about it. I ain't gonna be the last one to rap about it. Like, what you mean? You know, I can't rap about this, this, that, and the third. Like, come on. Like, it's. It's only entertainment.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Funny Marco
You know what I'm saying? Like, I ain't no different from Denzel Washington playing Frank Lucas. Like, I'm Christopher Dorsey playing bg, Right? Like, it's only entertainment.
Angela Yee
I wanted to ask, you know, before y' all did Versus, did y' all have to have a conversation? Like, we seen that Gucci and Jeezy had a conversation before Versus, did y' all have to have a conversation and lay things out or. No? Both sides.
Funny Marco
Well. Well, home team. And I mean, you know, me and KLC been working together forever. Like, I love klc. Like, you know, we doing a whole project together right now. Like, Mac is my brother. Like, I love Mac. Mac was on my first album, Chopper City. You know what I'm saying? Fiend my brother, like, Mia X, my sister. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, C murder my dog. You know what I mean? I don't know know, you know, the conversation that, you know, baby and P had or if they even had a conversation. But, yeah, I was having conversations with, you know, all the people that I just mentioned before, you know, we did it. And I'm like, man, listen, man. Come on, man. Stop playing, man. Let's check this bag, man. I'm saying let's check this bag. You know what I'm saying? Let's give it to the people. Let's do it for the culture, man. You heard me? You know what I'm saying? Like, it's been long overdue, and something. It happened, and I could be wrong.
Charlamagne tha God
But I feel like Unc Murder the only no limit cash money artists to collaborate, I feel like.
Funny Marco
And. And, well, me and Mac collaborated, and me and. Me and Fiend collaborated. Fiend was on my last album. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Facts.
Angela Yee
And how bad does the. The Turk situation hurt? Because it's.
DJ Envy
It's.
Angela Yee
Y' all grew up with each other. Y' all lived in the same house as y' all toured. I'm sure y' all have been on the same.
Funny Marco
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Angela Yee
Minivan traveling bad. Is that situation that the family can't be tight?
Funny Marco
I mean, man. I mean, bruh, like, man, bruh, man, this Internet is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is poison, man. You hear me? You know what I mean? Like, you know, it's. It's. It's. It's a crazy place, you know what I mean? And, you know, a lot of people, you know, just get caught up, you know what I mean? Like, in the likes and, you know, in the followers and, you know, you know what I'm saying? That. That come with it. And, you know, everything ain't for everybody, you know what I mean? And. And that's just how I feel, you know what I'm saying? Because I come up and grew up in a time where, you know, you.
Angela Yee
You.
Funny Marco
You try to keep what was private, private, you know what I mean? Like, and nowadays, it's just. Like, everybody's just wanna. Just, you know what I mean?
Charlamagne tha God
Like.
Funny Marco
Like, come on, man. Like, what is we doing? Like, come on, man, stop it, man. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, we supposed to be men. Like, we supposed to be canceled. Like, what is you going. You know what I'm saying? Like, what is you. Like, what is you doing? Like. Like, what's happening? Like, and. And it be throwing me off, man. But, you know, it is what it is.
Angela Yee
Have you tried to be the bridge, the one that said, you know what? Let me be the guy that.
Charlamagne tha God
Well, y' all got. Y' all on this, I was about.
DJ Envy
To say.
Angela Yee
And you've grown and you've evolved.
Funny Marco
Nah, facts, facts. I mean, listen, man, like I said, man, you know, me. Me and Stunner got our relationship. You know, I got my relationship with juvie. You know what I'm saying, Man, we got our relationship. You know, me and Fresh, you know, we got our relationship. You know what I'm saying? Like, T, you know, he be on. He be. May be on what he be on, and I just ain't on there. No, I'm saying, so, you know, at the end of the day, man, like, it is what it is, man.
Charlamagne tha God
But it always look good to see all of y'.
Funny Marco
All.
Charlamagne tha God
They be trying to front on Turk's role in the Hot Boy.
Funny Marco
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, I mean, don't make me go there, man. But you gotta admit, though, he did.
Charlamagne tha God
Have the best verse on Blink on Bling Bling.
Funny Marco
Now, maybe on I need a high girl.
Charlamagne tha God
No blame.
Funny Marco
Maybe I need a high girl. I ain't taking nothing away from Round, you hear me? You know what I'm saying? But, man, Round be tripping now.
Charlamagne tha God
It ain't nothing that can resolve, though.
Funny Marco
I mean.
Charlamagne tha God
Cause y' all did what y' all was on tour together for a little while.
DJ Envy
And I saw y' all in New Orleans. It was a great vibe. And then.
Funny Marco
Not facts, but then it was the.
DJ Envy
Whole thing that happened with the hop.
Funny Marco
Just be doing goofy, you know what I'm saying? Like, he's just. For no reason, like. Like. Like, for. Like, he's just be jumping out there, you know what I'm saying, With no parachute on, you know what I'm saying? Like, for no reason, Like. And you know what I'm saying? Like, and it. It just be like, man, you know what I'm saying? Like, come on, bro. You. You got juvenile, you got fresh, man. You got Birdman, you know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne tha God
You.
Funny Marco
You playing with me. You know what I'm saying? And then you got shorty in the cut. Like. Like, don't give about none of it. You know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne tha God
Like.
Funny Marco
And it's like, bro, come on, you shot yourself in the foot. You know what I'm saying? Like, you. And then you constantly shooting yourself in the foot.
DJ Envy
But could he be going through something, though? Like, could it be something deeper?
Funny Marco
Like, you know, man, I don't know, man. You know. You know what they say. Behind every strong black man is a strong black woman, right? You know what I'm saying? You know, behind every goofy is a goofy female that's telling them what they doing.
Charlamagne tha God
I wasn't trying to go there. I do want to ask you, what's one thing you know about freedom now that you didn't understand back then?
Funny Marco
Oh, man, it's the most important, like, because I got my son in here with me right now, right? And when I left the streets, he was 11 years old, know what I'm saying? And I come home to a grown man, you know what I'm saying? Like, I come home, he 22, 23 years old, you know what I'm saying? And I miss, you know, the most important years of his life, right? You know what I'm saying? And, you know, sometimes times, you know, he be doing things, and I be like, damn, I can't even fold him for not knowing what I would never teach him. You see what I'm saying? Like, so, man, freedom is, man, man, it is everything, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't wish, you know, chill on my worst enemy, man. You know what I'm saying? Because that's not nowhere that. Nah, ain't nothing cool about it. You mean nothing cool about it. I mean, I know it come with it, you know what I'm saying? When you out there living you know, a certain type of way or, you know, when you doing certain type of things. You know what I mean? Like, you know, you gotta. I mean, it is what it is, right? You know what I'm saying? And you gotta take your leg and you gotta, you know, move on. But, yeah, man, I, I, I, I definitely. It's a lot of things that I wish, you know, that, that I could have, you know, took back so I could have been there, you know what I'm saying, for my family and for my kids and, and just for, you know, the people that love me, man.
Charlamagne tha God
You'Ve been working in the garage with.
Funny Marco
Your dad every week, Monday to Sunday.
Charlamagne tha God
Trying to get the old school up and running. Today, after all the hard work, y' all finally finished it.
Funny Marco
So you have that feeling of accomplishment. You did it.
Charlamagne tha God
Then your dad throws you the keys. He says those three magic words.
Funny Marco
All your sons.
Charlamagne tha God
Yep.
Funny Marco
Same car that belonged to your grandpa and that your dad helped him fix. It's yours.
Charlamagne tha God
Three generations right there, keeping the tradition alive. But if you ask dad to really.
Funny Marco
Keep the tradition going, you need to get insurance.
Charlamagne tha God
And you already know you need to get State Farm. Because your agent, well, he gets tradition, too. His dad was an agent, his grandpa too.
Funny Marco
So he gets you generation to generation.
Charlamagne tha God
Remember to choose the ages that your family counted on. Like a good neighbor. State Farm is there.
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Charlamagne tha God
What does healing look like for bg?
Funny Marco
Healing?
Charlamagne tha God
Healing, yeah. I mean, you carried a lot, you know what I'm saying? Grief and incarceration. Like, what's peace look like to you, man?
Funny Marco
Love, man. Like you know, just, you know, the, the kids, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, my girl, like, you know, music, you know what I mean? Just doing what I love. Like, I mean, yeah, man, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's pretty much, you know what healing look like to me, man? Like just, you know, just, just, just really. For real, for real. Just, you know, being happy, man, and just staying focused, man, and staying out the way. For real.
Charlamagne tha God
All right, who won the verses? Honest? New Orleans don't give me no answer. Like, New Orleans.
Funny Marco
Presentation wise, you know what I'm saying? I think they probably got us absolutely, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, they came, you know, camouflaged down. They Was. And I was trying to get everybody on the same page with the T's boys and Reeves, you know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne tha God
Like, I want to.
Funny Marco
Like, I want the company tease bulls, re. But song for song, like, they couldn't handle us, man. Like, song for song. But presentation wise, they won, man. You know what I'm saying? Song for song, no, they never could see us. You know what I mean? But at the end of the day, you know, it was a win for the city. It was a win for Louisiana, man. It was a win for the culture, man.
Charlamagne tha God
So when you go. When y' all go on tour, in your mind, you'll be like, I'm getting my get back. Oh, yeah.
Funny Marco
Nah, that's a fact. That's a fact. That's a fact. That's a fact.
DJ Envy
I can listen to you talk all day, man.
Funny Marco
I love it.
DJ Envy
I love it.
Funny Marco
And I do want to say, although.
DJ Envy
You went through so much, you know, you do not look like what you went through. Like, you look good. I'm happy to see you.
Funny Marco
You got too much left. Nah, man. Thank you. Thank you, man. I appreciate it, man. I appreciate it.
DJ Envy
Always good energy.
Funny Marco
Nah, big facts.
Charlamagne tha God
It's BG's. It's the breakfast Club. Thank you for coming.
Angela Yee
Salute to bg, man.
DJ Envy
Absolutely. Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Make sure you check out his documentary and deluxe album, Freedom of Speech, available right now.
Angela Yee
That's right. Well, let's get to the latest with Lauren.
DJ Envy
Lauren becoming a straight face.
Charlamagne tha God
She gets him from somebody that knows somebody. She gets the details.
DJ Envy
I'm the homegirl that knows a little bit about everything.
Charlamagne tha God
In she be having the latest on.
Funny Marco
The Latest with Lauren LaRosa.
Charlamagne tha God
Sometimes you have facts, Sometimes you have details. Sometimes she have a little bit of everything.
Funny Marco
Oh, it's the latest on the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
All righty, guys. So for Halloween, Offset just dropped a new project called Haunted by Fame.
Angela Yee
Mutual Zone. You hear the echo, that's why.
DJ Envy
Sorry. Oh, it is muted.
Angela Yee
I'll turn the volume down now and.
Charlamagne tha God
Cover your ball spot.
DJ Envy
Yo, my ball spot. That's. Listen, you can't even see it. Worry about your face and your bald head, okay? Putting all these things on there. Trying to grow stuff back. And hairline ain't coming back.
Charlamagne tha God
Water you using? Not what you use.
DJ Envy
Now back to Offset Lauren Jefferson. So, Offset.
Angela Yee
Go ahead, Lauren.
DJ Envy
Go ahead, Lauren.
Angela Yee
Focus, Lauren. You got this.
Charlamagne tha God
Focus.
Angela Yee
Thank you.
DJ Envy
So Offset dropped a new project. It's called Haunted by Fame. And on the project, he talks about not being able to be vulnerable because he's still going through Some things. And he takes some shots at Cardi B. Let's take a listen to the. The shot that he took at Cardi B on one of the songs. Damn. Yeah. But let me tell y', all, okay?
Charlamagne tha God
I'm.
DJ Envy
I'm about five songs in Project is Fire. He also has another song on there because you hear him say that he isn't hurt or that she's not happy, basically. Right. But then on the song Haunted by Fame, which is the title track, he talks about what I was telling you guys, about kind of not being able to work through his feelings about certain things. Let's take a listen to Haunted by Fame.
Funny Marco
What to do I'm putting pictures to.
Charlamagne tha God
Make it through.
Funny Marco
My feelings Ain't bulletproof When I look in the mirror I see the truth 100 by fame. 100 by fame.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Now, if. If this is, you know, his way of getting things out as it is for most music artists, I'm not mad at the music, cuz it's. It's a great project thus far. Thoughts on the songs? I thought he was done taking shots.
Charlamagne tha God
At Cardi, but, yeah, I mean, that's the thing, right? We want artists to express themselves through their music. So, you know. You know, if you got things going on in your life, it's fair game to express things through your music. And I will say the Jordan for Rodman line is a hard bar because that's a dope double entendre. Because, you know, Rodman was the king of rebounds. You know, that's a dope. That's a dope double entendre from the Just Strictly music. That was dope. That was slick.
Angela Yee
I'm surprised Offset dropped another album so fast.
DJ Envy
Album like.
Angela Yee
Yeah, that was.
DJ Envy
Talk about how quick that turnaround was in his own.
Charlamagne tha God
Clearly, that's what's up.
DJ Envy
Yeah, he got some things to get off his chest.
Angela Yee
Last album was too hard. I'm surprised they still not pushing that. But, yeah, yeah, I'm not mad at it. I love. I love music.
Charlamagne tha God
Well, labels don't push albums no more. I think we've come to that conclusion already.
DJ Envy
He probably just had some more to get off, you know what I'm saying? So he probably. He felt like once this pro. The recent. The most recent one that dropped. Not this one, but the one before this one that he didn't. He ain't really get everything out that he wanted to say, so, yeah, it's cool. Put it in his music. He a rapper, so. Yep. And he probably gonna be venting about this for the Rest of his life. That was his ex wife and he got through it.
Charlamagne tha God
But you know, just, just be ready when fire is returned.
Funny Marco
Yep.
Charlamagne tha God
That's all, you know, that's all it is. That's like, that's it. When you say your side, somebody else gonna say they side. But if it's in the music, I don't have no problem with it.
DJ Envy
Exactly.
Charlamagne tha God
I like music way better than I like people getting online, you know, ranting.
DJ Envy
Well, speaking of marriages and, and music and the combination of the two, Toni Braxton, she is celebrating one year of marriage with Birdman and she's talking a bit about and giving us a look into what that looks like. Let's take a listen. Your one year wedding anniversary, Brian. Everyone calls him Birdman. Is it weird that we call him Birdman?
Charlamagne tha God
A little bit, but people call him that Ostana.
DJ Envy
I say Brian. So talk about how meeting him at this stage of your life has felt. We've been friends for over 25 years.
Charlamagne tha God
He used to go out, go to all my shows.
DJ Envy
He was there for my baby shower. Oh my God. That kind of thing. Never, nothing never crossed the line. He was my dearest, dearest friend.
Angela Yee
He came to see me when I did Beauty and the Beast and he.
DJ Envy
Got there doing like just before intermission. And I'm like, why are you here so late? He's like, well, I thought it was an opening act.
Funny Marco
It is Broadway.
DJ Envy
There is no opening act here. We've been friends for a long time and a love connection started happening, happening.
Angela Yee
Like a couple years ago.
DJ Envy
But also, isn't that the way it's supposed to happen? It's like everybody says friendship is supposed to be at the North Star of everything. Yeah, that's what's up. Yeah. So shout out to them. Celebrating a year. People always wonder like, like, are they together? Are they not? Because they, you know, had like a little turbulence at one point. They just stopped talking about their relationship for a while. Yes. They just kind of like stopped talking about it. But congratulations. That's so nice. Yes. And we saw you after the verses. There was a video that was going viral when Tamar Braxton called Toni Braxton on FaceTime so that she could celebrate with Birdman. And he was just like, I don't know you. They're just so in love in the video. Just the way he's talking to her is way different than what we get of. Of Birdman. Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
I also feel like we didn't talk enough. Toni Braxton being on tour with New Edition and Boys, she is a Part of that lineup as well.
DJ Envy
Yes. And that's what she's out promoting. That was her on Jenna and Friends. She's out promoting the fact that she's on tour and this is the first time that they're going on tour together and what that music will look like for them and on tour and fans.
Angela Yee
I can't wait to go to those tours. I'm going a couple dates. Yeah, I can't wait.
DJ Envy
Yes. Yes. The feeling that you're gonna get. You know what I mean? Like, just that type of music. You. You just.
Charlamagne tha God
Huh.
DJ Envy
The feeling of it. I'm speaking of tours.
Charlamagne tha God
She want to be Rick Ross.
DJ Envy
So bad breath, honey. He's so funny, y'.
Charlamagne tha God
All.
DJ Envy
He's so mad that he's sitting over there big and thick and my breath is little and small and petite. Okay, now, speaking of tours, as we end, remember we were talking about Maya and Money Long and the Brandy and Monica tour. So last night, Money Long actually let the fans know that she's going to take a little bit more of a break because she's still dealing with the pneumonia and she wants to make sure she's all the way. Good. So Maya posted that she will actually be covering a few more dates of the. Of the tour for Money Long so fans will get to see her for a bit. It actually started last night on the 30th, and she says she'll be on the 31st date, which is tonight in Atlanta. November 1st in Greensboro, November 2nd in Baltimore. Just.
Charlamagne tha God
Hey.
DJ Envy
Yeah. She says she's looking forward to performing with her sisters as they send her love and her well wishes to Money Long for speedy recovery. And, you know, the tour promoters are telling me they're taking a day at a time with Money Long and. And just making sure she's all the way. Good, because that's what's important first before anything else moves forward. So. Yep, People definitely got to take care of themselves. And on that note, happy birthday to Vanilla. I.
Charlamagne tha God
Come on now. You gonna scare your in law. Wow.
Funny Marco
Wow.
DJ Envy
You're an idiot, yo. No, we just walk up behind and go, Halloween. Hey, yo, stop, y'.
Charlamagne tha God
All.
DJ Envy
That lady is staying in the house. Jess, who's Chris gonna be for Halloween if you're Smokey girl? I don't know. I don't know.
Charlamagne tha God
He gotta be Craig. That's the only right.
DJ Envy
He not gonna be Craig.
Funny Marco
I don't know.
Charlamagne tha God
Gotta be Craig. And I know he got a flannel in there in the closet.
DJ Envy
He definitely do. But I don't know who he Gonna be the joke that we had.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, he could be Big Worm.
DJ Envy
He cannot be Big Worm. Yeah, yeah, he not big.
Charlamagne tha God
It's a costume.
DJ Envy
Yeah, he tall, but ain't like big Superman.
Charlamagne tha God
He ain't big.
Angela Yee
What you mean?
DJ Envy
No, he a proud, not Superman.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm black.
DJ Envy
Super black.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Hey, y. But I was. That was the thing. Like, I thought about this idea months ago.
Charlamagne tha God
The chat is so funny to be.
DJ Envy
Ice and he be, you know, the Mexican. Like, you know.
Charlamagne tha God
No, I'm glad.
DJ Envy
That's why I was like, no, it's.
Charlamagne tha God
Really glad it for people.
DJ Envy
I'm not.
Charlamagne tha God
We're really glad you didn't do that.
DJ Envy
Yeah, for sure. Just posted a video talking about ice. Ice Baby walking behind Chris and her daughter.
Charlamagne tha God
Somebody said, a S on Charlotte's chest stand for sassy. Somebody said, who? Charlotte. Supposed to be stupid, man. Oh, somebody said Chris can be Felicia. Hell yeah, actually.
Angela Yee
Oh, my goodness.
Charlamagne tha God
All right.
DJ Envy
Grinder at first. Now Felicia, like, N N. Y' all would kill that, though. Jess, I'm not gonna hold you. Yo, it's a picture of Alicia Keys when she was a teenager, yo, and I swear, Chris just looked just like this girl, man.
Charlamagne tha God
Why is y' all playing that instrument? This is a horrible show, man.
Angela Yee
Why you keep playing with Chris? Now, Chris, Chris, you called the Malicia Keys.
Charlamagne tha God
You called the Britney Grinder.
Angela Yee
You better stop playing with Chris.
Charlamagne tha God
Listen, we got the people's donkey coming up next 1-800-585-1051. If you want to call up and give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid, you can do it. Right now. It's the Breakfast Club.
Funny Marco
It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.
Charlamagne tha God
Remember now, that's is how they choose. Call in now.
Angela Yee
800-585-1051.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes. Donkey of the Day for Friday. Friday, October 31st.
Funny Marco
Halloween.
Charlamagne tha God
I want y' all to know this is a real crazy building, okay? I didn't seen a pirate hooker walking around here this morning. And there's an inflatable penis, okay? Just walking around the building.
DJ Envy
Crazy.
Charlamagne tha God
But on Fridays, we do the people's donkey. You can call in and give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid. So. Good morning. Who's this?
Funny Marco
Yo, what up?
DJ Envy
It's Keith from Brooklyn.
Funny Marco
You heard. What up, Charlamagne?
Angela Yee
Brooklyn, you heard?
Charlamagne tha God
Who? You want to get a biggest?
Funny Marco
Yeah, yo, I want to give it.
Charlamagne tha God
To the brick lady.
Funny Marco
You probably heard of her. She had went on social media and complained saying that she got beat up and she got hit with a brick. They just found out that she was lying. She got three months in jail. Yep, she got three months in jail and 10 years probation.
Charlamagne tha God
So you can give her the baby, huh? Didn't she try to say it was racially motivated, or am I making that up? No, no, no.
Funny Marco
It was the double black person.
Charlamagne tha God
She was pretty much saying nobody tried.
Funny Marco
To help her and all that stuff. Stuff. It just felt out that she was lying.
Charlamagne tha God
She raised all that money on GoFundMe.
Funny Marco
Yep, sure did.
Charlamagne tha God
So matter of fact, let Ricky mock.
Funny Marco
Give her the picture. T haw.
Charlamagne tha God
Let's do it. I know exactly you're talking about. She's from Houston. Her name is actually Rhoda Osman. Yes, that's who it was. Good morning. Who's this?
DJ Envy
This is Sierra.
Charlamagne tha God
Who you want to get a bigger sea haw, too?
DJ Envy
Okay. I want to give it to, let's say Shantay for my job. She was sleeping with the boss, the boss got fired, and now she was left with ads. No raise, no money. And she's angry.
Charlamagne tha God
Damn. Where you work at?
DJ Envy
I don't want to say that because I'm a trucker and I don't want to mess up my bag.
Charlamagne tha God
Got you, period. But how you know, how you know her ass wet, though?
DJ Envy
I mean, obviously, if you giving it up, left with butter.
Angela Yee
With ass.
DJ Envy
So raise no money.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm mad about the money. Why do you get if sleep with the boss?
DJ Envy
Let's get the bag. Why you sleeping with the boss and not getting the bag?
Charlamagne tha God
That's true.
Funny Marco
Why?
Charlamagne tha God
Why do you. Why the boss get fight?
DJ Envy
I didn't want him to get fired. I actually like the guy. He was, like, nice to everybody.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay.
DJ Envy
It just happened. It was something out of eye control.
Charlamagne tha God
Got you.
Funny Marco
Damn.
Charlamagne tha God
All right, well, thank you for calling. Good morning. Who's this?
DJ Envy
Hey, it's Ms. Gimble.
Charlamagne tha God
Ms. Gimmel.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Ms. Gamble.
Charlamagne tha God
Ms. Gamble, who you want to get the biggest he haw, too?
DJ Envy
I want to give the biggest donkey of the day to the media, to people like the Breakfast Clubs, the news outlets.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay. Why?
DJ Envy
So I believe that rhetoric matters. And I think the media elected Trump. I've been saying that the media elected Trump even while Biden was in office. There was so much emphasis on what Trump was doing. What Trump. Every single day, you would see something about Trump and all the good things that Biden and Kamala did. I feel like there was no reporting of it. Rhetoric matters. The Breakfast Club played a lot of influence. And how you guys would report on Biden even after, like, the debate, the way Democrats brought down Democrats it's like Republicans would never do that. And rhetoric matters. And even you, Charlemagne, you had a lot to say. Negative. I just feel like you have to just really be like, intentional about the things we're saying. We can't turn on each other. Democrats can't turn.
Charlamagne tha God
No, I am very intentional about what I say. And I'm also not a Democrat, but I'm also not going to lie to people. And you know what else you can't lie about? You can't lie about what you see. So I understand that you want to blame media, but is there any blame for President Biden? You know what you should do? You should read the Original Sin by Jake Tappa and you should read Kamala Harris's 107 Days. And Kamala Harris said herself that it was reckless for President Biden to make the decision to run again when everybody knew he was in the condition he was in. Good morning. Who's this man? This Don from the Buckeye City.
Funny Marco
How y'? All?
Charlamagne tha God
What's up, Don? What's the Buckeye City? Ohio?
Funny Marco
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay. Where? Where at?
Angela Yee
Columbus.
Charlamagne tha God
Columbus. Salute to everybody in Columbus. Man, I forgot what station we on in Columbus.
Funny Marco
Love Columbus.
Charlamagne tha God
Who do you want to get biggest? He too, man.
Funny Marco
Anybody in the state of Ohio that drives a Super. Why? Damn, man, the way that these folks.
DJ Envy
Drive out here in these super.
Charlamagne tha God
For one, you got your entitled drivers and then you got your new drivers.
Funny Marco
And it seemed like all of them own Subarus all over the road, trying to run people. I seen the old lady get ran off the road yesterday. I worked for FedEx yesterday. Old lady get ran off the road by 2 Subarus.
Charlamagne tha God
Damn. So you want to ban all Subarus in the state of Columbia? In the state of Ohio.
Funny Marco
Ohio, man. You said what?
Charlamagne tha God
You want to ban all Subarus in the state of Ohio? Columbus, specifically.
Funny Marco
Just the drivers like, man.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay. Thank you for calling, brother. And salute to everybody who listens to us on 106.7 to beat in Columbus. Good morning. Who's this?
DJ Envy
My name is Ramina.
Charlamagne tha God
Ramita.
DJ Envy
Ramina.
Funny Marco
Yes.
Charlamagne tha God
Ramina. Good morning. Yes. Who you want to give?
DJ Envy
Hi, Good morning. I want to give the donkey to DJ Envy. We were at a job function last week and he was a DJ. We had a guest DJs there and he left us in like two step limbo. The music choice was what I guess left to be desired. I guess.
Charlamagne tha God
Boy, you about to get some beige rage. Let's sit back. Let's sit back and enjoy this. Go ahead. Envy's here. He can't hear you, Envy. Anything you want to say? No, I don't believe you. I don't believe you.
DJ Envy
What was he playing? Muhammad and Ching like, like, what was the jams? It was. It was a mix. It was just a crazy mix.
Charlamagne tha God
I bet you Envy played since you've been gone by Kelly Clarkson, didn't he?
DJ Envy
He played all types of crazy music. We were confused. But we love DJ Envy. But we were confused by his.
Angela Yee
Where was the venue? Where was the venue?
DJ Envy
HQ in Ocean Atlantic City. Yes.
Funny Marco
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
That beige rage, boy, that beige rage. I see it coming. He trying to hold his comp. He tried to hold it in.
Angela Yee
See, this is how you know he's lying. Because the DJ after me was white. And I rocked it so hard that they actually paid for an additional hour. Now, it was a mixed crowd, so it was white, it was black, it was Spanish, and I played for everybody. But if it was so bad, which it wasn't, because everybody danced the whole night. They wanted me to come back next year and they had to pay for an additional hour to keep the club actually open. There was no black DJ after me. I closed it out. She was lying. It was a good try. Good shot. That was.
Charlamagne tha God
That was good. Good.
Angela Yee
You tried, mama. But no, you were wrong.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm going tell you something, man. There's this. There's this little rumor going around that's starting to bubble. People starting to question your DJ acumen, you know, I mean, funny Marco was up here and he was like, I'm not sure he's really a dj.
DJ Envy
Damn.
Charlamagne tha God
Yo, I think you might have to start going back live during the People's Choice Mix.
DJ Envy
Please stop.
Charlamagne tha God
Even young Nyla up here, like, yo, let me get the mix on Friday. I don't know, but who is that.
DJ Envy
Standing behind you, yo? Just been right there.
Angela Yee
Exactly. Actually fixing the board. I will ghost Nyla. And I will ghost any dj. No DJ can tire my shoe. I DJ every week. We can joke, we can laugh. But when it comes to this, I will ghost any dj, including anybody you name.
Charlamagne tha God
How many years you got? How many years you been making money doing this DJ thing?
Angela Yee
I got enough. And I go from city to city and I do it each and every weekend. Like I said, most can't tie my shoes. And it's true, this laugh. We could lie, get on this radio.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, you.
Angela Yee
You really dj? Yes, I am. It's cute. We can have, we can joke.
DJ Envy
Hahaha.
Angela Yee
But I. Most of these DJs can't tie my shoes.
Charlamagne tha God
You already know.
DJ Envy
I don't even know a DJ that. That went to China. What?
Charlamagne tha God
Most. Most of these DJs cannot tie my shoes.
Angela Yee
They can't tie my laces.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay? So don't.
Angela Yee
So don't get nobody in trouble.
Charlamagne tha God
I knew that Page Ra wanted to come out.
Angela Yee
Just be easy.
Charlamagne tha God
I saw it.
DJ Envy
You playing.
Angela Yee
I don't play. Just be easy.
DJ Envy
Playing. What? You playing easy?
Angela Yee
I don't play.
Charlamagne tha God
Listen, we do that every Friday. The People's donkey call up 1-800-585-1051. When we come back, we have yet another person will be funny questioning Envy. DJ acumen. I don't know. If you have to show somebody something.
Angela Yee
Yo, I ain't got to show nobody nothing. People know. It's the Breakfast Club. Come on.
Funny Marco
The Breakfast Club.
Angela Yee
Morning, everybody. It's the DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Lola Rose is here as well. We got a special guest in the building. I'm sure he nervous.
Funny Marco
Why?
Angela Yee
This man cancels on us twice. Three times, he gets nervous. I'm sure he's nervous. That's a lie. You did cancel.
Funny Marco
It was only one time.
Angela Yee
Twice.
Funny Marco
No, it was not twice. One time, you got on my ass. It was one time. I don't know about the other time. That was probably a team reaching out to me that I didn't have.
Charlamagne tha God
Ladies and gentlemen.
DJ Envy
Say that.
Funny Marco
What's up?
DJ Envy
What's up? You can tell you that you got Bluey tucked on the side.
Funny Marco
I'm so used to.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, yeah. Margo, you. You've built a career off making people uncomfortable.
Funny Marco
I know how you start off.
Charlamagne tha God
When's the last time you were uncomfortable on camera? Marco, I know what you going to say.
Funny Marco
No, not.
Charlamagne tha God
But.
Funny Marco
No, I don't. It never.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, okay.
Angela Yee
One time.
Charlamagne tha God
When was the time?
Funny Marco
That was one time. I don't know. I remember.
DJ Envy
It was so long ago.
Charlamagne tha God
I don't. I remember, but I don't want to say it if you don't want to.
Funny Marco
Say, but you can say it. I don't remember.
Charlamagne tha God
It just came back to me when you said. I mean, you can say it. It was when you was with G herbo, right?
Funny Marco
It wasn't nervous. It was just. They trolling. I didn't. I should have matched. They trolling. And I learned a lot in that. In that spot.
Angela Yee
Like, I could have said something.
Funny Marco
I could have spoke up, but I was just so, like, in character. They were doing their job. That's how they trolled. So it was just two of them. I ain't used.
Charlamagne tha God
All right, One is Cool.
Funny Marco
So I like them. It's two of them.
Charlamagne tha God
So I didn't match their energy.
Funny Marco
So from that interview, I learned just to speak up, even if it's your show. You know, just topic like, y', all.
Charlamagne tha God
Let'S get on script.
Funny Marco
Yeah.
Angela Yee
You know what I'm saying?
Funny Marco
So that's what I learned.
Charlamagne tha God
So they thought you was gonna come a certain way.
Funny Marco
Yeah, yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
So that's why they came with that type of energy.
Funny Marco
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
DJ Envy
Because let's get back on script. Because you troll, so.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, I'm not necessarily troll because I.
Funny Marco
Don'T speak on facts. Sometimes troll is like, you know how to talk and you like trolling.
DJ Envy
But I can make up some that.
Funny Marco
You'D be like, what is he talking about? So I. I can create some.
Charlamagne tha God
You gotta be in.
DJ Envy
You like the. You know, the Eminem stuff. Right, Right. I wouldn't really call it. That's trolling.
Funny Marco
And like, you. I don't know, because you. I told you, I never seen you. To this day, he don't.
DJ Envy
Damn.
Funny Marco
But I don't know why they call him dj.
DJ Envy
Oh, I don't know.
Charlamagne tha God
He used to dj, Stop envy.
Funny Marco
I have never. He never make money on the side.
Angela Yee
But, you know, when I went on the show, he was flirting with me.
Funny Marco
Heavy.
Angela Yee
And I told him, I have a man. Charlemagne, man. He was like, I don't care.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm not his man. You gay. You're not gay. Why would you just say it like.
Funny Marco
That if I was.
Charlamagne tha God
No, no, no, no. I never. But you got to. Yeah. So you would buy it.
Angela Yee
I'm just saying, if I was how you asked, I wouldn't tell you.
DJ Envy
Love you.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, got you, got you, got you, got you. I would say. I'm just asking. He said he was flirting with you.
Angela Yee
He was trying to take me out.
Funny Marco
If I was gay, he would not be my time.
Charlamagne tha God
What you like?
DJ Envy
Okay.
Angela Yee
Jaylen hurts.
Charlamagne tha God
He's fire. I see. What you doing?
Angela Yee
I'm just curious. What does he have over me now?
Charlamagne tha God
You just.
Funny Marco
You like a Frenchie a little bit.
DJ Envy
Oh, my God. That's my favorite.
Funny Marco
I didn't say he was ugly. I'm just saying. Frenchy.
Angela Yee
So was he a pit bull?
Charlamagne tha God
Cool.
Funny Marco
No. Was he? I don't know.
DJ Envy
That's his type.
Charlamagne tha God
You are gay.
DJ Envy
That would be your type. I'm sorry.
Charlamagne tha God
So the funny is. Is not because you're hilarious, it's because you like. No, because it just came from Kansas City.
Funny Marco
Somebody just called me, like, funny.
DJ Envy
Marco.
Funny Marco
That was my name.
Charlamagne tha God
Marco got you. Yeah. You know, funny Used to be a gay slur back in the day.
Funny Marco
Yeah, like, you funny acting.
Charlamagne tha God
I guess you funny. Remember on. What was that movie? You mean I'm funny? Like, funny funny?
Funny Marco
It was a situation in the movie.
Charlamagne tha God
Don't say it was a slur.
Funny Marco
Like everybody knew about that.
Charlamagne tha God
No, it was Baltimore. You didn't know nothing about?
DJ Envy
No, I didn't know nothing about.
Funny Marco
No. Yeah, yeah, we not.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes, you. Are you 30?
Funny Marco
What?
DJ Envy
33.
Funny Marco
Oh.
Charlamagne tha God
No, I know, I know.
DJ Envy
How old are you?
Charlamagne tha God
No, I'm 32, but.
Funny Marco
Yeah, I look 39.
Charlamagne tha God
Damn. Yo, what's up with y' all today?
DJ Envy
Definitely thought.
Charlamagne tha God
What? You thought I was older?
DJ Envy
Yes.
Charlamagne tha God
How much older? I really like you. Please.
DJ Envy
I like you too.
Charlamagne tha God
All right.
Funny Marco
I got some fake pages.
Charlamagne tha God
Don't do that. How old you thought he was?
DJ Envy
I thought you were. Cuz I'm 33. I thought you at least, like, 37.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay. Yeah.
DJ Envy
You're very well established. Don't do that. I will. You've been around for so long. In your defense, a lot of people you say that I. A lot of people say I do.
Charlamagne tha God
Look older, so it ain't about you.
Funny Marco
You don't look a certain age.
Angela Yee
It's just how you act.
Charlamagne tha God
But you got to carry yourself.
DJ Envy
Yeah, I literally just said that to you when you got mad.
Funny Marco
It's different from whether.
Charlamagne tha God
But I do you. You have mastered awkward energy, and I do think that's a skill. Do you think it's a skill or you just like childhood trauma with a camera just to know how to do.
Funny Marco
It when it turns out off.
Charlamagne tha God
And that was one thing in the interview, G herbo.
Funny Marco
I'm like, damn, what is gonna stop? And it was going.
Charlamagne tha God
I was like, you gotta be able to take it.
Funny Marco
Yeah, I know.
Angela Yee
That's what I said.
Charlamagne tha God
It was.
Funny Marco
It was.
DJ Envy
He don't do that because he might be fluid overall.
Charlamagne tha God
Like I said in the situation, I was just overthinking.
Funny Marco
They didn't do nothing wrong. You know what I'm saying? So it was me overthinking and I didn't. I'm not used to, like, checking.
Charlamagne tha God
Sometimes if I ever get.
Funny Marco
I just shut up and just leave. I ain't at.
Charlamagne tha God
You needed to be checked.
DJ Envy
It's just.
Charlamagne tha God
No, I'm just saying being able to say how you feel, not in the.
Funny Marco
Wrong way, like, oh, like, it's okay to just say, all right, y', all.
Charlamagne tha God
Let'S talk like, got you. All right, let's get on screen.
Funny Marco
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Angela Yee
It's okay.
Charlamagne tha God
That not Checking. Like tell me how you feel right now.
Funny Marco
I feel blessed.
Angela Yee
I feel alive, not nervous.
Charlamagne tha God
How do you feel in this moment? Like, what do you want? Is there anything you want to tell us? I want to know how you feel now.
Funny Marco
I didn't come out.
DJ Envy
I'm not used to like pre thinking.
Funny Marco
So when I think I say what I want to say right then and there.
Charlamagne tha God
Got you.
Funny Marco
I'm not pre thinking. Like I'm gonna say.
Angela Yee
If I do have something to say, I forget about it.
Charlamagne tha God
So I don't like.
Funny Marco
You know I'm not like a pre.
Charlamagne tha God
You don't like?
Funny Marco
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Funny Marco
All?
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Funny Marco
Set up some just in case you and your girl don't work out.
DJ Envy
What? So you already you go into a relationship banking on it? No.
Funny Marco
I said no. I said if pre cheating is where like it's just you ain't doing but.
DJ Envy
It'S just you have it set up.
Funny Marco
Like, save me some on the side. Ball me up some.
DJ Envy
That is certainly some young.
Charlamagne tha God
What I'm saying.
Funny Marco
I said I have not. No more.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay.
DJ Envy
You in a relationship now?
Funny Marco
Nah.
DJ Envy
Okay. Because I. I saw Sierra trying to help you. Yeah, that was pretty Laa up.
Angela Yee
You could have had Lala. She was asking, could you have had Laa?
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, no.
DJ Envy
That's right. He like.
Funny Marco
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, sorry. No taste. You like Star Wars.
Funny Marco
H huh?
Charlamagne tha God
You call it Chewbacca.
DJ Envy
He try to call me Jaja B.
Funny Marco
You amazing person, you.
DJ Envy
My sister, you always fly.
Charlamagne tha God
What you like about how she carry herself? She know how to talk dress. What happened with you?
Angela Yee
A lot.
Funny Marco
I thought you were trying something a lot. Like.
Angela Yee
Yeah, it's really, really good. What happened? She was trying to throw you something and say, holla. And you just.
Charlamagne tha God
No, she wasn't. No, no.
DJ Envy
He was trying to shoot your shot.
Angela Yee
She was allowing you to shoot your.
Funny Marco
What's going on with you?
Angela Yee
Nice.
Funny Marco
It's just Lala is one of them people that really. I could say an industry friend. That helps you out, right?
Charlamagne tha God
Tension between him and Envy, the sexual tension is crazy through that man. Indy was staring at him. All I kept hearing was, take me through that. Take me through that. Like, what's wrong with you? Yes.
Angela Yee
It's the first time I ever seen you jealous.
Charlamagne tha God
I wasn't. That was just crazy.
Funny Marco
He was jealous.
DJ Envy
Marco, you know how you be doing those things where, like, you fake talk to the women? Like how you would date them. What you did with Sierra. Do it with envy real quick. Just.
Charlamagne tha God
If you.
DJ Envy
If you ever were interested, how would you.
Funny Marco
No, I wouldn't be interested. No. Okay.
DJ Envy
I like that. Honesty.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
Funny Marco
Yeah. I wouldn't be.
Angela Yee
And I don't think he would be either.
Funny Marco
So it's even, right? No.
DJ Envy
You like chocolate.
Funny Marco
Yeah. Not.
Charlamagne tha God
You like chocolate.
Angela Yee
I'm not gay.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm not gay.
Funny Marco
I'm not gay. How long you been in a relationship?
Charlamagne tha God
She got two.
Angela Yee
Good question. I don't have two.
DJ Envy
I don't have two. I have one. And it's. It's been. It's fresh. It's been some months.
Angela Yee
So you still got a shot.
DJ Envy
No, he doesn't still have a shot.
Angela Yee
Oh, damn.
Funny Marco
Don't say it like that.
DJ Envy
Not like that, but just like, I'm good where I'm at.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, I know that language changing around that guy, too. I just want you to know about a couple months ago, I'm getting married. That's my husband now. I was like, oh, it's been a couple of months.
Funny Marco
What do we do for a living?
DJ Envy
That's too much questions. The same way he goes to a job for a living.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay, He's a barber. That's fine.
Angela Yee
Barbers are getting money.
DJ Envy
He stay friends.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah. Barbers are getting money.
Funny Marco
Yeah. They talking like 200 a cut.
DJ Envy
He helped me, you know, all the stuff comes in the barber shop. He know what's going on, so he sends me, like, topics and stuff. You know how that.
Angela Yee
How y' all me.
DJ Envy
He cut your hair.
Charlamagne tha God
Damn.
Funny Marco
We unprofessional. Now, hold on.
Angela Yee
We unpro.
DJ Envy
Professional.
Charlamagne tha God
He nicked her right here. He nicked you. Die. Can you be faithful?
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
That's not what you said in the beginning. Beginning? You said you preach. I have. Have manifesting. Yeah, I'm just saying I have.
DJ Envy
Which child's mom did you pre.
Funny Marco
Cheat on? The.
DJ Envy
I. We just trying to figure out where.
Charlamagne tha God
Is cheat on any of your child's mothers.
Funny Marco
No. Wow. I actually, like.
Charlamagne tha God
Let me tell you this. No, no, I'm trying to tell you I'm not cheating.
Funny Marco
Let me tell you something.
Charlamagne tha God
Can I tell y something again? I'm trying to tell you.
DJ Envy
Say it. Say it.
Charlamagne tha God
So my oldest with my oldest child.
Funny Marco
That's the normal baby. Like, Poppy.
DJ Envy
My Popeyes.
Funny Marco
Like, I'm saying when I was like, this is the.
Angela Yee
That's for everybody.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, this is.
Funny Marco
I'm. I'm big OG you got big. They the normal ones. I know what that going on.
Charlamagne tha God
I know, baby mama. Yeah, okay.
Funny Marco
Yeah, that's that.
Angela Yee
So.
Funny Marco
So with that being said, when we did not work out, I left too soon. I came home and said, you know what?
Charlamagne tha God
I want to see somebody else.
Funny Marco
And that led me into getting on child support, and it led me to.
Angela Yee
Like, not getting to see my daughter a lot.
Funny Marco
So I regret.
DJ Envy
Regret.
Funny Marco
Sometimes it's okay to cheat sometimes because.
Angela Yee
When you say you're ready to go.
Charlamagne tha God
They'Ll be like, okay.
Angela Yee
You regret what?
Funny Marco
What?
DJ Envy
I'm just saying I owned up to it.
Funny Marco
Child support.
Charlamagne tha God
You said it's okay to cheat sometimes. It's never okay to cheat.
Angela Yee
I'm just telling you for whoever it is out there because they said it's.
Charlamagne tha God
Cheaper to keep her sometimes if you do do some.
Funny Marco
Just make sure she don't find out.
DJ Envy
Well, listen.
Charlamagne tha God
Brothers don't cheat. Black men don't cheat.
Angela Yee
They do.
Charlamagne tha God
White women. What?
Funny Marco
Hey, yo, you cheated.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes, I was a black boy. That's the difference. How old was you were. You cheated. You know, Marco, you. Yeah, exactly.
Funny Marco
Yo, what the is all this now?
Charlamagne tha God
No, it's not about the age. It's about the mindset. You can be in your early 30s. I'm a little boy. I'm breaking it my car. I'm a little boy right now, 30s and still be immature. I was an immature little boy. Let a 50 year old break in.
Angela Yee
Your car and stealing your.
Charlamagne tha God
Anyway, I'm a boy still.
Funny Marco
I'm still learning.
DJ Envy
He can identify.
Angela Yee
50 year old is breaking into your car. He. He has a young mindset. That's the truth.
Charlamagne tha God
If a 50 year old is breaking your car, absolutely story cheating is not good. And I can promise you that when I.
Angela Yee
But you got to do it to learn sometimes.
Charlamagne tha God
You got to learn. Damn.
Angela Yee
You got to hurt people to understand.
Funny Marco
Sometimes that you know how to know how that feel.
Charlamagne tha God
And when you. I wasn't trying to hurt my wife. Now we do hurt them, but we not like that's our intention. Is not.
DJ Envy
You got to know your time say that too. Because your intention is not to hurt somebody. You doing something that will hurt.
Charlamagne tha God
That's why they try not to get caught, right? They.
DJ Envy
That's right.
Angela Yee
He just.
Charlamagne tha God
So what I'm trying to say is.
Angela Yee
Even if you do get caught and.
Funny Marco
That'S why women got to leave, man.
Angela Yee
When they do do that, they got.
DJ Envy
To leave them because at the end.
Funny Marco
Of the day you're going to learn. Learn.
Charlamagne tha God
And when you learn, I'm helping the women community. Because now you know not to do this again.
DJ Envy
And if that hurts you, you. You gotta learn sometimes. Let me tell you something. It sounds like the problem that you have, not me.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm saying we just talking about a conversation, okay? You have to text, you check your phone.
Funny Marco
Yeah, I ain't got my phone on me.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm done.
DJ Envy
The problem, I'm sorry. He can't read the damn message. The problem is you have to be careful who you procreate with.
Funny Marco
Exactly. That's right.
DJ Envy
And that because that is. That's what my book is about too. I'll read it to you one day. But I'm telling you.
Funny Marco
What's the name of it?
DJ Envy
Till Death do We Parent. Available Preorder Do We Parent? Till Death do We Parent.
Charlamagne tha God
You gonna need to read that because you got three baby mamas. Yeah, that book is about Jess.
Funny Marco
Okay, well just have it read it.
DJ Envy
I know, I got you, but that's what it sounds like your problem was, okay. You had have to be able to find out everything you can about somebody. You got to get to know the person that you are trying to create people with.
Funny Marco
Exactly. That's important.
Charlamagne tha God
Well, what's your end goal, Marco? Where do you see the funny Marco brand going? Where do you want it to go? Manifest right now, if I can.
Funny Marco
I want to be a director and be able to give people platforms and also help out a lot of standup comedians that really are doing it for.
Angela Yee
Years, but they don't have a following.
Funny Marco
So I feel like now they're pushing that on, like, you know, people that get following do stand up, and it's some people that really, really been doing it for years, and it's just hard for them to break it because now it's about your face card. Yeah. I feel like fame is about how much they see you now, not how well you good at what you do. And there's some people out there that's really great at acting and, you know, stand up, podcasting, and it's just hard for them to be seen. So that's why I love what Nick Cannon do. He help out a lot of people. And it's like, when you think of Nick Cannon, he was like, damn, what do he do?
Angela Yee
You know?
Funny Marco
But he does a lot.
Charlamagne tha God
Like, you just don't blow.
Funny Marco
Oh, he a comedian, so 50 Cent, too, as well. That give people like. It's. No, I'm not. It's just not one thing you can do in life.
Charlamagne tha God
So you want to do for others what you did for Bobby. But this time it's gonna be black people and a black woman.
Funny Marco
Yeah, I've done a lot for it.
Charlamagne tha God
I got a lot of people that I was gonna bring my. I worked for a lot of people. I help a lot of people out.
DJ Envy
Yes.
Charlamagne tha God
It's only another white woman to hit with you, Marco.
DJ Envy
Oh, my God.
Charlamagne tha God
I didn't want to say anything, but.
DJ Envy
You said you don't know her.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm not. And by the way, I'm not discriminating. I'm not. I'm just saying. I didn't say that I love white.
Funny Marco
No, I do know her. I didn't say.
Charlamagne tha God
But I'm just telling you that she pointed.
Angela Yee
How is that my girl?
Charlamagne tha God
She pointed podcast? But you didn't see how she. He pointed back like there was a whole bunch of black women back there. But it was. That's what you did. I mean, honestly, Marco, that's what you. You did. You, like, look at me like, okay.
Funny Marco
The people out there. I'm sorry for how he act.
Charlamagne tha God
He really is a good guy.
Funny Marco
He just say some from time to time time.
Angela Yee
But he really has a heart.
Funny Marco
Shout out to Jess, you've been doing your thing.
DJ Envy
Thank you.
Funny Marco
You really do good with reading and delivering messages outside of courtrooms. I still don't know what you do, but again. And you good at what you do. And sometimes I see you, sometimes you don't.
Charlamagne tha God
And it seemed like you start stuff.
Funny Marco
And you don't finish it.
Charlamagne tha God
It's like you start interviews and then you stop.
Funny Marco
The black and white stuff you had going on with different artists and you went to people.
Angela Yee
I'm just talking about your face.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm just saying.
Angela Yee
Just.
Charlamagne tha God
I see.
Funny Marco
Like, it just seemed like he just.
Charlamagne tha God
Starts and just stops.
Angela Yee
I know what you touch.
Charlamagne tha God
He's a beautiful person.
DJ Envy
He is.
Angela Yee
Shout out to us for being alive.
Funny Marco
It's important.
Charlamagne tha God
That's right, man. All praises due to God. Funny, Marco. Keep going. Funny Marco. Okay.
Angela Yee
You coming back?
Funny Marco
Yeah. I love New York. I had to sit down here for a minute.
Angela Yee
Not me here.
DJ Envy
Instead of Breakfast Club.
Funny Marco
New York is dope.
Charlamagne tha God
Well, what you do is very intelligent. The awkward. I'm telling you, that's a skill set. Like, there's not too many people who. Who can do that.
Funny Marco
Some of your beard gone, too?
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, you said some of it's gone.
Funny Marco
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, okay.
Angela Yee
Why you looking at his mouth?
Charlamagne tha God
Popeyes Greasy me.
DJ Envy
Oh, my God, Stop. He was born like that.
Angela Yee
Sometimes when you are, are. And this is why it's good to start adopting people.
Funny Marco
Because sometimes when you are growing up with some stuff, some parents don't look into it. Sometimes it'd be okay.
DJ Envy
So my agony got worse and worse.
Funny Marco
And it was some things that my mama could have been on top of and it was just getting worse and worse.
Charlamagne tha God
And Dr. Natasha Sandil fixed that?
DJ Envy
Yes.
Angela Yee
I don't think so.
Charlamagne tha God
You never seen my disc. You didn't see my discoloration back? I really didn't look into it. Yes.
Funny Marco
I got so much going on.
Charlamagne tha God
That's a lie. Because you text me one time back in the top of man, what you do to your family face. You said I need to do what you did to your face. And that's why I asked. Yes. Something happened. I remember you asking me what you do. He said, you need to ask him what the he did to his face. So I asked.
DJ Envy
I love it. The face community.
Funny Marco
I love that.
Charlamagne tha God
That's right, black man. Take care of each other. Take care of ourselves.
Funny Marco
Thank y'.
DJ Envy
All.
Charlamagne tha God
Appreciate you. Funny Mar.
Angela Yee
In the chat, too, man.
Charlamagne tha God
W's in the chat, y'. All.
Angela Yee
Marco. It's a breakfast hug. Good morning Chat. We see y' all tomorrow.
Charlamagne tha God
Chat. Yes.
DJ Envy
Bye, Chat. Love Y coming back.
Funny Marco
No, I love y'.
Charlamagne tha God
All.
Funny Marco
No, this is.
Charlamagne tha God
I like, I actually work up here.
Funny Marco
Take the Breakfast Club.
Angela Yee
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get to pass the A.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
Funny Marco
Dj, come spin that coat.
Charlamagne tha God
Big Nyla.
Funny Marco
Nyla, Simone.
DJ Envy
What's up, guys? I wish I knew y' all was dressing up. I would have dressed up, too.
Charlamagne tha God
Damn, you would have been dressed up. I thought you was. What are you following me?
Angela Yee
Don't play.
DJ Envy
Don't play.
Charlamagne tha God
Just say a vibe.
DJ Envy
No, I'm always a vibe. That's daily.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
DJ Envy
Yesterday we went as me and my boyfriend.
Charlamagne tha God
Why you acting blind? Right?
DJ Envy
Y' all told me I look like I just came from a party, so I put the shades on.
Funny Marco
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
DJ Envy
Knowing your boyfriend when it's who as the coming to America king and queen, cuz you know he African.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, so he was Hakeem and you was Lisa.
DJ Envy
Yes.
Charlamagne tha God
That's fire.
DJ Envy
Oh, that is fire. And we did a little skit. I'mma post it later today. But then today I'm going to be a pirate because, you know, Ivy's having a party.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay. Salute to big Ivy. Ivy revealed.
DJ Envy
That's it. But I would have been pirate today.
Charlamagne tha God
All right, that's dope.
Angela Yee
Okay.
Charlamagne tha God
Y' all might have to do that, though, for citizenship.
DJ Envy
Excuse me?
Angela Yee
What?
Charlamagne tha God
Nothing.
DJ Envy
Charlemagne.
Charlamagne tha God
No, not.
Funny Marco
Shut up.
Charlamagne tha God
I think that's a dope idea.
DJ Envy
Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. Cause you know, he African, but. All right, I want to get into this new Kodak and Pharrell record called Mumbai Real Fire. We dropping a cool bomb for that.
Charlamagne tha God
Dropping a cool bomb for Kodak. I root for Kodak, man. I like Kodak a lot. I like Kodak music, man. I want Kodak to win. I want Kodak to heal and do whatever he got to do to get right. I want him to win.
DJ Envy
Love, Kodak. Love forever.
Charlamagne tha God
I wonder if that's new or. They've been sitting on that for a while. Who put that up?
DJ Envy
I feel like they've been sitting on that for a while. It has both of their names. That's co primary, so I'm not sure if it's one or the other.
Charlamagne tha God
That's dope.
Funny Marco
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Salute to yak. Salute to Pharrell for always. Pharrell. Don't never get too big for no problem. Nobody pause.
Angela Yee
But yeah, now he doesn't.
DJ Envy
Oh, came through. Talk about it's Freaky Friday next. I'mma give you guys a R and B record from Eli Derby and Jo N. And it's called slow down. Most definitely. That's the wind down vibe, you know what I'm saying? Light, a little blicky. Who that is, if you will. Eli Derby.
Charlamagne tha God
Eli Derby. Salute to Eli Derby.
DJ Envy
That's what's up. It's produced by Jon, but Eli's also from the damn Envy. It's not like that.
Charlamagne tha God
Got envy over there in his feelings.
Angela Yee
That's hard. I like it.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, I know. You feel like a little freaky fruit cup, don't you?
Funny Marco
Excuse me.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay, what's the next song now?
DJ Envy
What is going on?
Angela Yee
Sassy, man. That's what you're saying? That's what you're just standing for.
DJ Envy
Sassy. Okay, Exactly. No name just dropped. A new record called 100 acres is actually really fire. Okay. Okay, okay. Well, I thought it was really fire.
Angela Yee
I like that.
Funny Marco
I like.
DJ Envy
I like what she rapping about.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah. I like the substance. I like the substance of it. You know, it's kind of like when you walking down the street and somebody hands you a pamphlet of Jesus and.
DJ Envy
Then just bust out, take it.
Charlamagne tha God
You know what I mean? You know, ripping on any beat.
Funny Marco
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
It's not like you just. You can't deny. I can't. I can't, like, be like, nah, I don't want that.
Funny Marco
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
You know what I'm saying?
DJ Envy
So you just take. You sit there and listen.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah. So I like the substance of it, but I feel like the. The music part left a little bit to be desired.
DJ Envy
Did you not like the production or you did not like delivery?
Charlamagne tha God
I don't know.
DJ Envy
You know what I feel like? I feel like it was a cipher. You know how they just give you a beat until you go up there?
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
DJ Envy
Like that's. That's what it. Like she just jumped in the cipher and just freestyled.
Charlamagne tha God
Now, that's a great point. If that was like a bet cipher and she was just rapping, I'd be like, all right. She got busy. Yeah, but as a song, it's cool. Yeah, it's cool.
DJ Envy
All right. You know, it don't sound mixed. I'll take it. I'll take it.
Charlamagne tha God
I don't know what she said.
DJ Envy
The mixed part, it just don't sound me.
Charlamagne tha God
I thought you meant, like, it didn't sound biracial. I was like, what?
DJ Envy
No crazy. Last song. Last song is called Upon Arrival is by Dollar and French Montana. This is the remix.
Angela Yee
I'm a French fan. Where's that from?
DJ Envy
I just like French. It's DJ Holiday J Dimes. It's originally a holiday J Dimes and Dollars record and then French Montana got on the remix.
Angela Yee
Okay. Salute to French.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, Salute to French. It's nothing I have to heard before, though, you know what I mean? Like, it didn't sound like anything. Like I haven't heard before. Nothing groundbreaking there. It's cool. Once again, it's a cool. It's just some of these records just be there, you know what I mean?
DJ Envy
Okay.
Angela Yee
Nala, you disrespectful Wale your guy. You ain't play Wale record today.
DJ Envy
Oh, the Wale and Odile. There was a lot of other records. Brett Faez is my guy. He also dropped the record today. But that's not disrespectful. I can only. I got a 10 minute segment once. You do.
Angela Yee
All right.
Charlamagne tha God
I think you two for two today. Two, two.
DJ Envy
Well, if you guys want to hear the two that you did like, make sure you guys follow me on Instagram at Nyla Simone. N Y L A S Y M O N E E E. You can click the link in bio certifiedvibe.com While you're there, you'll see playlists, you'll see events. We got an event coming up next Tuesday, actually. Ninth Wonder Static Selector and Rob Markman. And then also while you're there, you can catch my latest interviews. I got one with Marco plus got one with ninth, Rubin got one with Lecrae. And then I have a new one dropping with Life of Tom. So make sure you check it out.
Charlamagne tha God
And always remember, the opinions of the Breakfast Club are just our opinions. Jess has a different opinion. Charlamagne has a different opinion. Embi has a different opinion. Different opinion. Nyla plays what she wants to play. People that hear the music, it's y' all got your own opinion. Everything is subjective.
DJ Envy
This is true.
Charlamagne tha God
That's right.
DJ Envy
The people be in the comment section saying they either really like this song or not.
Charlamagne tha God
And then that's life.
DJ Envy
A lot of artists hit me like, Man, Charlemagne really said X, Y and Z. And I'm like, man, it's okay.
Charlamagne tha God
It's still just my opinion. Yeah.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Angela Yee
All right, well, let's get to the People's Choice mix. We throw it back on a Friday. We're in power now. I'm at Power 99 right now, our assistant station in Philly. Let's play all Philly. I was out here for the Delaware State Norfolk State game. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody.
DJ Envy
It's DJ Envy.
Angela Yee
Just hilarious Charlemagne, the guy we Are the Breakfast Club again. Salute to Power 99 in Philly. We're broadcasting from Philly today. And salute to everybody that we seen at the game last night. Delaware State versus Norfolk State. Amazing game. Over 47, 000 people.
DJ Envy
That's a lot of damn people night.
Angela Yee
That's right for HBCU game, which is amazing. So salute to everybody that came out and supported. I seen Alan iis and Cam Newton, Meek Mill, just to name a few. So there was a lot of people in the building supporting this game last night. So salute to everybody and also salute to funny Marco for stopping through Absolute.
Charlamagne tha God
To funny Marco, man. That's not funny Marco. Stop playing with you. Envy.
Angela Yee
Funny Marcus. He's just a troller, man.
Charlamagne tha God
Salute to stop playing with you. He said he don't know what you do. He don't know why you got DJ in front of your neck. Why they playing with you.
Funny Marco
Yo, stop playing.
Angela Yee
Anyway, I want to go in, but I don't.
Charlamagne tha God
I almost went to the.
Angela Yee
To the craters, but I said, you know, I'mma come back a little bit. Let me. Let me woo. And salute to BG for joining us this morning, too.
Charlamagne tha God
Salute to bg, man. Bg. Baby Gangster. No. You got a new documentary and deluxe album. Freedom of speech, man. It was a pleasure talking to baby. You know, he announced that they're going on tour. Cash money and no limit. Yes. Yeah.
Angela Yee
So salute to bg. All right. And also, you're gonna be in the Carolinas, right?
DJ Envy
I'm gonna be in Charlotte tonight, y'.
Angela Yee
All.
DJ Envy
I got two shows at the Comedy Zone and then two shows tomorrow. It is Halloween, and I said I was giving away a cash prize to the person that show up with the best Halloween costume that's still in effect. I will be doing meet and greet tonight. Get your tickets if you haven't yet. What?
Charlamagne tha God
How much?
DJ Envy
Don't matter, y'.
Funny Marco
All.
Charlamagne tha God
It don't matter.
DJ Envy
So get your tickets@JessOfficial.com tomorrow is sold out, but it's still a tickets available for tonight, so love you guys. See y' all in a few hours.
Angela Yee
Charlotte, now it's time to get up out of here. Charlemagne, you got a positive note?
Charlamagne tha God
I do, man. It's Halloween. Enjoy the day, you know, I mean, you know, kids love Halloween. You know, adults love Halloween too, because a lot of us like to wear the costumes and stuff like that. I grew up Jehovah Witness, so I never got an opportunity to do this kind of stuff, so I enjoy it thoroughly. All right, So I just want to tell you find joy, man. You know, Find out what gives you joy. Joy and do it. That's what I want you to do this weekend. Find out what gives you joy and do it. Unless it's crack. Don't do crack. Your crack.
DJ Envy
All right, though, yo, it's not.
Charlamagne tha God
What?
DJ Envy
It's not. No, I'm saying, like you, y', all, it got a bad stigma to it.
Charlamagne tha God
Once again, find out what gives you joy and do it. But don't do crack.
DJ Envy
Have you ever heard anybody die from crack?
Charlamagne tha God
No. Exactly. Would their life be ruined?
DJ Envy
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Funny Marco
That's.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Have a great day, y'. All. Breakfast Club. The weight was worth it.
Funny Marco
The keys to your dream home have been secured.
Charlamagne tha God
Now comes time to fill it with memories.
Funny Marco
But first, furniture and movers. When's the housewarming? Who's cooking?
Charlamagne tha God
Or should you cater? All that planning can be stressful, but.
DJ Envy
Ensuring your home shouldn't be.
Funny Marco
And that's where State Farm comes in.
Charlamagne tha God
Because State Farm agents can help you choose the coverage you need.
Funny Marco
Just call, go online, or check out the app.
Charlamagne tha God
An agent is ready to help so.
Funny Marco
You can focus on showing off your new home.
Charlamagne tha God
If you know, you know like a.
Funny Marco
Good neighbor, stay farm is there.
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This Halloween episode of The Breakfast Club blends lighthearted fun with substantive interviews and cultural commentary. The hosts dive into viral sports moments, HBCU football, Laila Ali’s response to Claressa Shields, Offset’s new album addressing Cardi B, and showcase in-depth conversations with hip hop legend BG and famously awkward comedian Funny Marco.
| Time | Quote | Speaker | |------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|-----------------------| | 02:30 | “I'm super black.” | Charlamagne | | 04:48 | “It was nothing but love. So salute to everybody we’ve seen out there.” | Angela Yee | | 07:24 | “No child in America should have to go trick or treating in fear...” | Governor Pritzker | | 34:42 | “Launched a 50,000,000 meal match for New Yorkers because of the snap crisis.” | Charlamagne | | 41:48 | “It was a good moment...couldn’t have happened 20 years ago.” | BG | | 63:24 | “Freedom is everything, man. I don’t wish, you know, jail on my worst enemy.” | BG | | 68:33 | “Healing? Love, man. The kids, my girl, the music.” | BG | | 73:28 | “‘Jordan for Rodman, I always get the rebound’…that’s a hard bar…” | Charlamagne | | 72:38 | “If this is his way of getting things out, I’m not mad at the music, it’s a great project.”| Lauren LaRosa | | 105:05 | “I want to give people platforms and help stand up comedians that don’t have a following.”| Funny Marco |
The episode maintains the show’s signature blend of jokes, cultural commentary, and honest, sometimes uncomfortable discussions. The interviews are candid, with both BG and Funny Marco sharing vulnerable moments alongside humor. The show’s playful back-and-forth and willingness to challenge each other create an engaging, relatable vibe.
For listeners and non-listeners alike, this episode offers a rich mix of cultural moments, personal journeys, and the lively humor that defines "The Breakfast Club."