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Jess Hilarious
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Charlamagne Tha God
Just hilarious.
Morgan Wood
Wake your asses up.
Charlamagne Tha God
Charlamagne the guy.
Jess Hilarious
Peace to the planet. It's Thursday. Good morning. How y'all feel? Out now.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up, Jess? How you feeling, Jess?
Morgan Wood
I feel good.
Charlamagne Tha God
You all right?
Morgan Wood
Yes. I've been getting some really good rest. Three hour, three hour intervals. But it's. It's really.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's good. And the baby's great?
Morgan Wood
Yes, she's great.
Jess Hilarious
Is the milk coming, though?
Morgan Wood
Yes, it is. It's like, it fluctuates because, like, when I notice when I do a lot more, like, I have to get up at three and I do makeup and then I shower, I do all of that stuff and then I exercise and all that stuff that, like, decreases it. Like, I don't. I don't pump as much when I'm. When I have so much to do. Like when I'm flying and touring, like. No, but if I'm just. If I have a chill day, like when I'm off, I just have to, like, relax because then that's the more milk I make.
Jess Hilarious
I wonder if that's the thing. What? If you relax, you lactate.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Relax, Tate. Relax tape.
Morgan Wood
Relax tape.
Jess Hilarious
Relax tape.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, Relaxate. Relax tape.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, we can make a pillow.
Morgan Wood
No, you're not good with pillows for a pillow, remember? You want me a floatie?
Jess Hilarious
No, you sent me the link for a floatie and said it was a.
Morgan Wood
Pillow and that's how they promoted it. He sent me something. I asked for a bed pillow, remember, that my belly could go into because I wanted to sleep on my stomach so bad and I couldn't. And it was a floaty. I'm like, I'm not getting in the pool.
Jess Hilarious
Why? No, that was before winter. It was not winter.
Morgan Wood
No, I gave it to Ash, though.
Jess Hilarious
How y'all feel, though? I'm blessed. Black and highly favored man. Happy to be here another day to serve our beautiful listeners.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Jess Hilarious
Okay, thank you to everybody who came out to the grand opening of Hashtoria Yesterday in Newark, New Jersey, man, it was insane. It was dropping on the clues bombs for everybody in Newark, New Jersey, all surrounding areas who came out. The grand opening of Hatchtoria, which is a new premium dispensary in Newark, New Jersey. Salute to the good brother Raekwon and Bakari Self, my guy Jed and Josh, man, we had a fantastic grand opening. So thank you, dope. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Everybody who I saw out there, too, I saw Beanie Siegel pulled up. He ain't had a food truck, though.
Charlamagne Tha God
He didn't have a food truck.
Jess Hilarious
He had a food truck. OG's like Smith and Wesson and Lord Finesse. Okay. Yeah, it was amazing. Okay. Congressman Kelly, Mayor Baraka pulled up. It was beautiful. Dope, dope, dope. Salute to Newark, man. Love the Brick City.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. Salute to everybody out in Newark. Now, Cash Doll will be joining us today. Detroit's own.
Morgan Wood
Nice.
Charlamagne Tha God
She has a new album, the Last Doll, which comes out this Friday. So we're gonna be kick cash doll.
Jess Hilarious
How Ms. Cash Doll.
Morgan Wood
I know you ain't come to work. She was.
Jess Hilarious
I like Cash Doll. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
So Cash Doll got a new project coming out this Friday. We're going to play a joint or two off the album and chop it up with her in a little bit.
Jess Hilarious
That's good. All that melanin was in here, man, eclipsing all of that beiginess over there. That's beautiful.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, shut up. Shut your ass up.
Jess Hilarious
Between Justin. Cash Doll. Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, my goodness.
Jess Hilarious
How you felt? You liked it? You liked it?
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, my gosh. All right, let's get the show cracking. We got front page news. Morgan will so don't go anywhere. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Jess. Hilarious. Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news now. In Thursday Night Football, the Washington Commanders take on The Eagles at 8:15pm oh, that's good.
Jess Hilarious
I love NFC east rivalries.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Jess Hilarious
Because when somebody going to cancel each other out, it don't mean nothing for us.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nothing.
Jess Hilarious
Our season is over. But hey. Oh, wow, I'm lying. We still a pathway.
Charlamagne Tha God
Shut up, man.
Jess Hilarious
It's still a pathway.
Charlamagne Tha God
Pathway to nowhere.
Jess Hilarious
It's still a pathway out there for us to get to the Super Bowl.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning, Marty.
Morgan Wood
Good morning. Good morning, y'all. Good morning. Envy, Charlamagne and Jess here. Charlemagne, you know, y'all all right. You still dulu anyways.
Jess Hilarious
That's right.
Morgan Wood
Moving on. Okay, so y'all President Biden met with President Elect Trump at the White House yesterday to discuss a peaceful transition of power. Now, before Trump arrived, Biden spoke about the state of the economy and bragged about the things his administration accomplished. Let's hear those comments from President Biden yesterday at the White House.
Charlamagne Tha God
Not everyone has felt the progress because it takes time. We've emerged from a crisis.
Jess Hilarious
We have the strongest economy in the world.
Charlamagne Tha God
More, much more to do. The key pieces of the Investing America.
Jess Hilarious
Include historic laws that I've signed, the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Historic investments in modernizing our roads and bridges, our ports, airports, public transit.
Morgan Wood
Yeah. So before his meeting with President Biden, Trump also, he met with House GOP leaders, where he expressed his gratitude and he touted the results. Do we have that audio? No.
Jess Hilarious
I just want to thank everybody. You've been incredible.
Charlamagne Tha God
We worked with a lot of you to get you in. Then you helped me, and you helped me, too.
Jess Hilarious
We won the majority by 7.1 million. We won, which is great, because Republicans aren't supposed to be winning the majority, Marjorie. You know that, right? And we won that.
DJ Envy
And we won it every.
Jess Hilarious
Every way. All seven swing states by a lot.
Morgan Wood
Yeah. So this comes as NBC News is projecting the Republicans will keep control of the House. Republicans keep the. Very narrowly, with a small majority. The wind gives President elect Trump an easier path to enact his policies now that the Senate is also under GOP control. The GOP won the needed 218 seats to keep control. And that news broke yesterday on Wednesday. Any thoughts there?
Jess Hilarious
Well, I just don't understand the White House visit. Now, granted, you know, I'm glad it's a peaceful transition of power, but what happened to the threat of democracy talk? What happened to the fascist talk, by the way? I know I've said those things about Trump as well, but I'm not talking about me. I'm not talking about his political opponents. Like President Biden, when they say it, it holds way more weight than me. I'm just trying to figure out, how do you go from, he's an existential threat to democracy, so welcome back. He was happy, too.
Charlamagne Tha God
He was happy. He was smiling. He was grinning. He was cheesing. Say cheese. He was saying he was cheesing, but.
Jess Hilarious
I'm just trying to figure out how. I understand President Biden believes in political.
Morgan Wood
Norms, but damn, that man is happy as hell. Okay. He want to go. Yep. Out of here. I was gonna say it's definitely giving, you know, inside a house thing. I don't know, like you, you know, it's the Family is fighting inside. But then the moment that somebody from the outside come in, it's like, hold on, wait. So it's giving united front on a global stage is all I'm seeing. And that's just my opinion, y'all. I ain't gonna get too much into.
Jess Hilarious
That, but I'm gonna stop minding white people business. That's what I'm.
Morgan Wood
So the White House says the meeting lasted for two hours and it was substantive. Biden also congratulated Trump and shook his hands. And of course, like we just spoke about, the two showed a united front. Now, speaking at the White House press briefing, Press secretary Karine Jean Pierre said leaders can covered a significant amount in the meeting, including national security, domestic policy issues and more. Let's hear more from White House press secretary kjp. It was substantive meeting and exchange of views. They discussed important national security and domestic policy issues facing the nation and the world. We will have an orderly transition and a peaceful transition of power. Yes, of course. This all comes as the nation's 45th president, President elect Donald Trump, is set to take the nation, set to take office as the nation's 47th president on January 20th. Inauguration Day. Yeah, so do we. I was going to say we're running out of time or.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, now we have no more. Now we have no time.
Morgan Wood
We've got no more time. Okay. So the Trump administration continues to make moves and we'll talk more about that at 7am in addition to what's going on in New York with congestion pricing. So stick around. More front page news at 7.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. And everybody else, get it off your chest. 800-580-151. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open again. 800-585-1051, call us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.
Jess Hilarious
This is your time to get it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed.
Jess Hilarious
800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hello?
Jess Hilarious
Who's this? Hello, this is James calling from Lumberton, North Carolina.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, James from Carolinas. Get it off your chest, brother.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, that song IDGF with Chris Brown in it, you know, you gonna give it up or whatever. Yes, sir. That's a disrespectful song, man. This, this woman is telling him that she's in a relationship, she's good, he treats her good, the States are good, everything. And he steady talking about, well, I remember when we used to get down, go get a Room. Come on, let's go. You know, that's no disrespect. How old are you, King? I'm 44. I'll be 45 next month. Okay, so we in the same age range. I'm 46. We've heard more disrespectful songs, bro. I mean, that's just been the norm in R and B and hip hop for a long time. You know, men don't care if you got. If the woman that the woman got a good man.
Charlamagne Tha God
You remember Carl Thomas? I wish.
Morgan Wood
Oh, my God. That man was mad because he was a stalker, and that man had a family.
Charlamagne Tha God
Family driving by the crib, she needed.
Jess Hilarious
To build a wall around Carl Thomas. Carl Thomas needed to be arrested.
Morgan Wood
My man said, but what at the least, investigated.
Jess Hilarious
He was stalking. He was stalking the woman.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sure was. Thank you, brother.
Jess Hilarious
Maybe in. And I know she regret giving that man any boom, boom.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hello? Who's this?
Jess Hilarious
Hey, good morning. Good morning, man. This Gavin calling from Long Island.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up, brother? Get it off your chest.
Jess Hilarious
And I just wanted to speak on this transition of power. I know. I heard all the. All the rumors about, you know, what Trump was going to do, taking away our rights, our Democratic rights, you know, Project 2025 and putting women back into slavery. I heard all types of rumors. That's just political slander, propaganda to try to swing people's votes. Everything I've heard this man say so far since he's been in office has been positive. He spoke about, you know, trying to get schools to have a little bit more equality in their selection. I've heard him say that he's now putting tariffs on doctors that are doing surgery on minors who want to change their sex. Like, really? What are we talking about? Well, listen. Well, two things, you know, so far. Well, two things I'd like to say. Number one, the jury is still out, okay? But I am hoping for the best. That's number one. And number two, we also got to remember, people didn't just make up this rhetoric about Donald Trump. They made up this rhetoric based off the things that were coming out of his mouth. So let's look at it two ways, right? They were saying things, you know, based off what he was saying for political, you know, points. And maybe he was saying what he was saying, you know, even though it was wild, crazy, reckless, unpatriotic stuff for political points. So they both were doing it. Yeah, on both sides. Things were said about Kamala Harris also, you know, but what you got to do is, you know, you got to look through the smoke screen and look at somebody's track record. You know, the election is just a job application. These are two people applying for a job. So, of course, if they're going against each other, they're going to try to smear each other. But the truth of the matter is I made my decision. I voted for Trump based on performance. I've seen four years of what Kamala Harris did, Kamala and Biden, and I see four years of what Trump did, and just based off performance, I think he was the better man for the job. Regardless of how they look, I disagree with that, but that's a whole other decision, brother. Thank you for calling in. I totally disagree with that. The mishandling of the pandemic, you know, of COVID you know, the way the economy was going before COVID Like, we forget about a lot of that stuff, but hopefully we don't get a reminder.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Jess Hilarious
I'm wishing for the best.
Charlamagne Tha God
Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need the vent, hit us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.
Jess Hilarious
It's a new day. This is your time to get it off your chest.
Morgan Wood
Wake.
Jess Hilarious
Wake up.
Morgan Wood
Whether you're mad or blessed, it's time.
Charlamagne Tha God
To get up and get something.
Morgan Wood
Call up now.
Jess Hilarious
800-585-1051.
Charlamagne Tha God
We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club. Hello? Who's this?
Morgan Wood
This is Coco. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, Coco. Good morning. Get it off your chest.
Morgan Wood
Okay.
DJ Envy
Y'all don't think I'm crazy, but I.
Morgan Wood
Just find it crazy how this dude, Matt Gates, they're all over the media, but I haven't seen them say nothing one time about the congressional hearing. Hold on, y'all, baby, man. About the congressional hearing that they just had about aliens. The people in the military was there. They talk about how they got military bases on the wal.
Jess Hilarious
Water.
Morgan Wood
They done seen these things come out the water. They got, like, UFO retrieval programs.
DJ Envy
It's crazy.
Jess Hilarious
Listen. Experts testified before lawmakers that America is running secret, as they call them, UAP programs now. Okay?
Morgan Wood
Yeah. They just had that congressional hearing, and they talk about how they have, like, people have gotten hurt by trying to reverse this technology. How they actually have, like, aliens in their possession is. Wow. Y'all need to go. Listen.
Jess Hilarious
They do it. They do it.
Morgan Wood
Congressional hearing.
Jess Hilarious
They do it every other year. They did it last year. And there's always something that distracts from the hearing.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, this Matt Gates stuff, I'm sitting here listening to it.
DJ Envy
And every time I walk past the tv, they talking about this pedophile about.
Morgan Wood
To be attorney general.
Jess Hilarious
Now, Matt Gaetz might be an extraterrestrial. Do we ever think about that?
Morgan Wood
He looked like one.
Jess Hilarious
He looked like one. Come on, now. Goodbye, Coco. He looked like.
DJ Envy
Come on, now, Charlotte.
Jess Hilarious
Every year I get on this radio and talk to y'all about these congressional hearings, and these people are sitting up on the stand admitting that there's extraterrestrials, admitting that the America knows what's going on with UFOs. The world knows what's going on, but nobody pays no attention. And it's not like it's not front page news. It's right there. It's in the USA Today. It's an npr. It's in the Guardian. Y'all not paying attention. And I would love for some extraterrestrials to come down right now. That's what we need.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, Tyler.
Jess Hilarious
Hey, how's it going, guys?
Charlamagne Tha God
Are you an alien? No.
Jess Hilarious
No.
DJ Envy
You know what?
Jess Hilarious
I'm not even.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm not too sure. Okay.
Jess Hilarious
All right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Just kidding.
Jess Hilarious
You are an alien to somebody. Sir, we're earthlings. We live on the planet Earth. There are other life forms on other planets and other solar systems and universes. We are aliens to somebody. Tyler's like.
Charlamagne Tha God
What did I call it?
Morgan Wood
Right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning, Tyler. Get it off your chest, bro. Man, I just wanted to shout all you guys out.
Jess Hilarious
I've been listening to you for over a year now. Back and forth to barber school at.
Charlamagne Tha God
Ron West Barber College in Dayton, Ohio. Okay.
Jess Hilarious
And I.
Charlamagne Tha God
You guys have just kept me going, man.
Morgan Wood
For real.
Charlamagne Tha God
I've had two jobs, going to school.
Jess Hilarious
Three days a week, busting my ass, and you guys really just keep me going, man. Thank you, sir.
Charlamagne Tha God
Salute to you, Tyler.
Morgan Wood
How do you.
Jess Hilarious
Thank you so much.
Morgan Wood
I appreciate that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Tyler, have you ever cut an alien?
Jess Hilarious
Could have. No, not yet. Not yet.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay. Just curious. All right, Tyler, you have a good one.
Jess Hilarious
You think you not an alien. You a Dominican. Okay. You alien to somebody, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
You gonna. I'm black.
Jess Hilarious
All right. It's all fun and games, though. Donald Trump started deporting aliens after January.
Charlamagne Tha God
Get off your chest.
Morgan Wood
Aliens too.
Charlamagne Tha God
800-585-1051. We got just with the mess coming up. What we talking about?
Morgan Wood
Yes, Jess, hilarious stars in a movie that drops today.
Jess Hilarious
Okay?
Morgan Wood
Period. And you bet not nothing I love.
Jess Hilarious
More than seeing Just Act. What is the movie called?
Charlamagne Tha God
What is it? Dropping on.
Morgan Wood
I gotta let y'all know.
Charlamagne Tha God
We be back. We be back. Okay.
Jess Hilarious
All Right.
Charlamagne Tha God
We'll get into that. Next is the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.
Jess Hilarious
Morning, everybody.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's DJ Envy Jess. Hilarious. Charlamagne. The guy we are the Breakfast Club. Let's get to Jess with the mess.
Jess Hilarious
News is real.
Morgan Wood
Jessica Robin Moore. J Don't do no lies.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't do.
Morgan Wood
She don't spare nobody.
Jess Hilarious
On the Breakfast Club. She's a coach. She was able to get y'all to.
Morgan Wood
See something and understand something that nobody could get you to see.
Jess Hilarious
It's time to set it off.
Morgan Wood
So, yes. Drop a clues bomb for your girl Jess. Hilarious. Okay, Star in a movie that dropped today on Peacock. Y'all all right? Yep. It's called I hate, I love you. It's directed by Jabril Macintosh. Yeah. I hate I love you. That's what it's called. It is directed by Jamil Jabril Macintosh and written by Jay Carter, and it's about a successful coup. They are a married couple, and they are in the art industry, and they have an art gallery. And then they start, like, betraying each other, and infidelity comes into play and all types of, like, scheming and stuff, and it ends up being, like, every man for himself. They. I ain't gonna give it away.
Jess Hilarious
It's a movie or. You said a movie, right? Yep.
Morgan Wood
It is a movie.
Jess Hilarious
I can watch it in one sitting, then.
Morgan Wood
Yes, you can watch it in one sitting, and you better watch it. Yes, yes.
Jess Hilarious
I love watching you in movies.
Morgan Wood
No.
Jess Hilarious
One of my screen savers is you holding the head from the.
Morgan Wood
Not just scre. You better watch it for real, because every time I ask you to watch something, you'll be like, oh, yeah, yeah. We gonna watch you. We're gonna watch it.
Jess Hilarious
We watch Beauty and Black.
Morgan Wood
You watch the whole beauty in the black twice.
Jess Hilarious
That's right.
Morgan Wood
You was jumping on that booty.
Jess Hilarious
In black was hilarious.
Morgan Wood
In black.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, yeah, Beauty. There you go.
Morgan Wood
He like that saying when I got turned around was like, you gonna miss.
Charlamagne Tha God
This every day on that. Charlamagne will come and show me a scene from that.
Jess Hilarious
Look at this. Good. Hey, that series was good. I don't care what y'all say.
Morgan Wood
Make sure y'all check it out. Today on Peacock.
Jess Hilarious
What's it called again? I love you. For real.
Morgan Wood
I hate, I love you.
Jess Hilarious
I hate, I love you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Yes. On Peacock. Jesus.
Morgan Wood
All right. Mark Zuckerberg in the studio with T. Pain. So y'all know yesterday I reported that he was in the studio with him. We had a few questions. We ain't know what was going on because he had only posted a picture of it last night. Mark Zuckerberg shared the actual song. The hem pain recorded it.
Jess Hilarious
B6 9.
Morgan Wood
Damn you're fine Hoping you can sock it to me baby one more time.
Charlamagne Tha God
Get low, get low, get low, get.
Morgan Wood
Low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get low, get.
Jess Hilarious
Low from the windows to the walls.
Morgan Wood
Till sweat drops down my floor Till.
Charlamagne Tha God
All these dish nips craw.
Jess Hilarious
Now why is Mark doing this? Is he bored? What's the reason?
Morgan Wood
Okay, so it's when him and his. When him and his wife met right Back in college. That's the song that was playing when he met Priscilla. Right. The Yin Yang Twins get low. And so he wanted to remake the version with T Pain. But my thing is why he hit the Yin Yang Twins. And one of the producers was like, damn. He probably thought that that was a T. Pain song song. Cuz that's the Yang ain't twin song.
Charlamagne Tha God
Had nothing to do with T. Pain. He would have thought that he probably just cool with T. Pain. I just like T. Pain.
Jess Hilarious
That's a good question. Why is T. Pain doing that? That should be little John and the Yin Yang doing it. How does that.
Charlamagne Tha God
He probably is.
Morgan Wood
I mean, probably taking nothing away from him being cool with T. Bang. But he remade.
Charlamagne Tha God
Him.
Morgan Wood
Yep.
Charlamagne Tha God
I like the song.
Morgan Wood
I like it too. I like it too. T. Pain had took to the Internet when people was like giving him negative backlash about being in the studio with Mark Zuckerberg. And this is what he had to say. All the people that's like, oh, you just trying to get in front of the Mark Zuckerberg thing.
Jess Hilarious
And Mark Zuckerberg. There's Mark Zuckerberg. That and you know. Yeah, you know what?
Morgan Wood
That's what I'm talking about.
Jess Hilarious
Y'all don't like when people have fun.
Morgan Wood
Y'all don't like when people do wholesome things. Y'all don't like when people do stuff for their wives. And that's all good. But when I do songs with known drug dealers, when I do songs with actual murders on their goddamn on their hands. And when I do songs with known scammers, when I do the songs with.
Jess Hilarious
Brag about all the bad they done.
Charlamagne Tha God
Done in their life.
Morgan Wood
That stuff is fire.
Jess Hilarious
That's hard. That's. That's not real. A real street. No, that's. That's what talking about when was actually.
Morgan Wood
Doing something good in their goddamn life. Then all of a sudden I need to distance myself.
Jess Hilarious
Shut the hell up. And furthermore. Okay, Cause I want in on this. 2T pain. They mad at you for being in the studio with Mark Zuckerberg. And they're complaining on Facebook, they're complaining on Instagram, these platforms that Zuckerberg owns. Do y'all realize how stupid y'all be.
Morgan Wood
Sounding and how Mark Zuckerberg sitting back, probably laughing like he's doing this for his wife.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, this is something he's dedicating to.
Morgan Wood
His wife and he and Champagne enjoyed. He was glad that he made him a part of that. So that was amazing.
Jess Hilarious
Y'all love complaining about these billionaires on the apps they own.
Charlamagne Tha God
Absolutely.
Jess Hilarious
That makes no sense to me. If you really don't like these billionaires, how about delete your accounts from Facebook. Delete your accounts from Instagram. Delete your accounts from. You won't do that. And furthermore, further, furthermore, I want to know how much T Pain charge.
Morgan Wood
Boss didn't even get money from stocks, did he get? Cause. Cause, like, that's important.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I don't need no money.
Morgan Wood
Give me some stuff, you know what I mean? That's Mark Zuckerberg. So he probably got, you know, a share in something. I'm not sure.
Charlamagne Tha God
Jazz Christmas is coming up. I think you gonna help me do a song for my wife.
Morgan Wood
Yes. Three, six, nine. Damn, you're fine.
Jess Hilarious
Damn, you're fine.
Morgan Wood
I'm hoping you can suck it to me, baby. Me and Chris gonna take it down tonight. Today. That's nice. All right, Quincy Jones, cause of death revealed. As we all know by now, Quincy Jones, he was 91, November 3rd. I know he. He lived a long, full life. Yes, he did.
Jess Hilarious
Cause of death was death was death, y'all.
Charlamagne Tha God
I know he was 91, but, you.
Morgan Wood
Know, people still want to know whatever, right? TMZ obtained his death certificate, and he died from pancreatic cancer. He was 91. He lived a very successful life, but that's what he died from. Yes, pancreatic cancer.
Jess Hilarious
He lived a very long, long.
Morgan Wood
Absolutely.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sure did.
Morgan Wood
So we're sending love and prayers to his family. Yep. And I ain't got time for this one, but it's all good.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, well, that is just with the mess.
Morgan Wood
That's just with the mess.
Charlamagne Tha God
Now when we come back, Morgan will be joining us. Of course, front page news and in cash. Dollar be in the building, so don't go anywhere. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Jess Hilarious
You're checking out the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Env. Hilarious Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Now let's get in some front page news now in Thursday Night Football. The commanders take on the Eagles at 8:15. What's up, Morgan?
Morgan Wood
Woo. That's going to be one, that's going to be a good one for the NFC East. Let's see what it do. But I'm not going to get too much into that. Let's get into this politics news, y'all. So South Dakota's John Thune is the next leader of Senate Republicans. Th and Texas's John Cornyn faced off in a secret vote after Florida's Rick Scott was eliminated in the first round ballot for Senate majority leader. Now thune will replace Kentucky's Mitch McConnell who is stepping aside as Republican leader. Senate leader elect John Thune said it's a new day in America and they will support President elect Trump in any way they can. Let's hear more from Senate leader elect John Thune. It's a new day in the United States Senate and it's a new day in America.
Jess Hilarious
The American people have loudly rejected the failed policies of the Biden, Harris Schumer agenda. And this Republican team is united. We are on one team. We are excited to reclaim the majority and to get to work with our.
DJ Envy
Colleagues in the House to enact President Trump's agenda. We will make sure that the president and his team have the tools and.
Morgan Wood
Support that they need to enforce border.
Jess Hilarious
Security laws and to remove the violent criminals who are wreaking havoc in every.
Charlamagne Tha God
One of our states.
Morgan Wood
Yeah. So as Trump continues to build on his administration, he is nominating Florida Congressman Matt G. For attorney general. In a post on Truth Social, Trump said Gates is deeply gifted and a tenacious attorney. The president elect added few issues are more important than ending the partisan weaponization of the justice system. And a post on X, Gates said it would be an honor to serve as attorney general. I know the caller not too long ago was talking about that, you know, Matt Gaetz and him, you know, well, he's, you know, he's had some, some, some court cases in the past. He's no stranger to those things, you.
Jess Hilarious
Know, under, it's amazing to me that we just report these things like it's normal though. Like Matt Gates is just a normal attorney general appointment.
Morgan Wood
And you know what? And we're, and we're not lacking. There's so much more to report and I don't have enough time.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. Like he was being investigated by the Department of Justice for sex trafficking.
Morgan Wood
Yes.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. One of the allegations was that he had sex with a 17 year old girl and paid for her to travel across state line. I'm just saying, you know, whoops. I'm just saying, you know, but he's the, he's the Attorney General. He's the Attorney General. I'm not saying that he did these things. I'm just saying that, you know, we, we report on these things like they're just normal, like Matt Gates.
Morgan Wood
They are who we thought they were.
Jess Hilarious
Well, I don't know. I don't know if he is who he, who people believe him to be. I'm just saying that, that, that is out there is what I'm saying.
Morgan Wood
Well, speaking of Attorney Generals, New Jersey Attorney General Matthew Plin, he's letting President elect Donald Trump know that he's, he's prepared to protect state laws. Now Platin claims the incoming President has campaigned on issues that could violate people.
Charlamagne Tha God
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DJ Envy
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Morgan Wood
He'S prepared to sue the Trump administration if necessary. Now Placken also says the United States is a nation built on laws that do not change when the president's change. However, the attorney general says he respects the outcome of the election and called for a peaceful transfer of power. Let's hear more from New Jersey AG Matthew Platkin. It's not something that I wake up every day dying to do. It's not the reason why I was.
Charlamagne Tha God
Honored to take this job.
Morgan Wood
But it is something that I am now prepared to do to protect the residents of this state. It's core to who we are as a democracy. And President Trump is now the president elect. He won the election and he will.
Charlamagne Tha God
Be president come January.
Morgan Wood
And that's something that everyone must accept.
Jess Hilarious
It's funny, too. He said, he said, Trump. He said what? He said, Trump. He said, laws don't change when presidents change. Change.
Morgan Wood
Yes.
Jess Hilarious
Well, this president has the House, the Senate, and the Supreme Court. Probably gonna end up putting two more judges on the Supreme Court if Alito and Thomas retires. So Trump gonna be out there like, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Morgan Wood
Laws don't change.
Jess Hilarious
You think laws don't change. Okay, watch this, watch this.
Morgan Wood
All right, all right. Speaking of which, excuse me. Let's bring things home. You know, y'all already up top with New Jersey. Let's bring things home to New York. So congestion pricing, which seems to be at big deal in New York now, multiple outlets are reporting that New York Governor Kathy Hoper will announce the return of the controversial Manhattan toll program. The reports say tolls will be lowered from $15 to $9 to drive below 60th street and that all tolls under the revised program will be 40% lower than announced this summer. Now, the NTA board would have signed off, would have to sign off, and that would appear to just be a formality. They're also expecting Biden, Transportation Department to also approve. Let's hear more about this from Governor Kathy Hochul. That when inflation was escalating and New Yorkers were struggling, that $15 was just too much. I've said it over and over and.
Jess Hilarious
Over, and I'm doing the best I.
Morgan Wood
Can to ensure that all the requirements are met. The environmental issues, congestion mitigation. And most important to me is funding for the mta.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's whack. And the reason that's whack is because when, of course, election happened, she pulled it off the table to make sure that everybody, all the Democrats were covered for election. As soon as she was put in, the elections were over. They put it back on the table. $9 is very expensive for people to come to work if they have to work in Manhattan, especially if they have to come from someplace outside of the city where they have to pay for a toll to get in. And that $9 is very disrespectful, and I think it's very high. And they're saying that they're trying to do this before Trump gets in office because they feel like Trump is going to squash this and he should squash it. Because $9 for people to come to work, it just doesn't affect the people that come to work. It also affects the goods that have to come into the city as well. So if you, if you buy a bacon, egg and cheese every day, it's probably going to go up in price. If you buy an orange juice every day, it's probably going to go up in price. That is too expensive.
Jess Hilarious
I agree with envy. Not right now, Kathy. All right? Not at a time like this. Why do they think people have extra money for this? Talk about tone deaf. Inflation may be down, but everything else is too high. And what bothers me about this the most is New York City ain't fly, yo.
Charlamagne Tha God
No.
Jess Hilarious
Okay. With all the money that we spend.
Morgan Wood
In this city, it's not fly.
Jess Hilarious
With all the money we spend on this city for tolls and parking, all of this other stuff, it should look like Dubai.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Jess Hilarious
Or Abu Dhabi. At least Charlotte, can New York at least look like Dallas, right? Like New York ain't fly, y'all. I don't know. You know, I'm just telling you, for all the money that we spend in this city, on things like this, it should look a lot better.
Charlamagne Tha God
Absolutely.
Morgan Wood
People.
Jess Hilarious
Sheesh.
Morgan Wood
Well, New York City Mayor Eric Adams, he also jumped into the chat. He talked about congestion pricing, which, of course, you know, you mentioned that. Governor Hochul has paused now, saying the city will take a look at a new bill and hopefully will make the tax more affordable. Let's hear really quickly from Eric Adams.
Charlamagne Tha God
People leaving the city because it's just too expensive. And we need to find ways of.
Jess Hilarious
Ensuring that we get that affordability cheap.
Morgan Wood
Yep, that's pretty much it.
Jess Hilarious
People are leaving the city because it's too expensive. So I know how to remedy that. Let's charge them extra $9 to come into the city.
Charlamagne Tha God
It makes no sense. That really makes.
Jess Hilarious
Come on, Governor. Ho. Come on, man. You being very. That's very tone deaf right now. Very.
Morgan Wood
All right, y'all. So that's your front page news. I'm Morgan Wood. Follow me on social at Morgan Media. M O R G Y N M E D I A. And for more news coverage, follow us at Black Information Network and visit at us@bin news.com download that free iHeartRadio app. Yeah. Have a great day.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. Thank you. Now, when we come back, Detroit's own Cash Doll will be joining us. Her album the Last Doll comes out this Friday. So we're going to talk to her next. So don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious Charlamagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. Y'all try to rob her. Last time she. So she brings all her jewelry with her now. She got every piece of jewelry with her. In that case, she said, you. I ain't leaving nothing at home anymore. She got 10 Birkin outside, she got 20 Chanel bags. She got everything with her today. Ladies and gentlemen, we have Cash Dog.
Morgan Wood
Welcome, Cash. What's up, baby?
DJ Envy
I'm in the building.
Morgan Wood
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I'm not joking. Why you got all your jewelry?
Jess Hilarious
Why you got all of it?
DJ Envy
That's just.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, I just seen your Big Ben.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Just a little bit. Okay. But whatever I do travel with, I just, you know, keep it with me instead of leaving in that hotel.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hotel? You don't play that game, huh?
DJ Envy
That is sketchy. You know that. You got valuables, you know that. You know a lot of money, man.
Morgan Wood
That's right.
DJ Envy
It's hard to even get insurance on it now, so you gotta protect your investments, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Morgan Wood
For sure.
Charlamagne Tha God
But how you feeling?
DJ Envy
I'm feeling good.
Charlamagne Tha God
You feeling good?
DJ Envy
I got some rest last night, so I'm in there.
Morgan Wood
Especially since Baby girl, how you feeling? You got your girl and your boy. Yes, you do, too. What's up? Yep, I sure did.
DJ Envy
What's up? But I feel good. I'm just blessed, man. Them kids is my world.
Jess Hilarious
They love.
DJ Envy
Like, I love them kids so bad. I. I hate being away from them, but I know that's a part of the job, you know? But they motivate me. They motivate me to get out here and do different things to make money where I ain't gotta leave this much. You know what I'm saying? And I just see life different, man. I mean, I'm enjoying myself a little more, too. It's like, mama, fun is different.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
It's like, you drink different, that fun. You this fun. Gotta count. We're about to have a good time. I'm away from my kids. We better have a good time.
Morgan Wood
Make it worth my while.
DJ Envy
Make it worth my while. Cause I go back home and lay up and cuddle with my little snow.
Morgan Wood
You know, so it takes the cool.
Charlamagne Tha God
Out of you, too. Like, you think you cool until you got kids.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
I would have never did that before.
DJ Envy
You, like, you made me corny a little bit, but no, I'm feeling good, though. I'm in a good space today.
Morgan Wood
Nice. Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know, every day. Every day. But today I'm feeling good.
Morgan Wood
That's good.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Now, you said you want to stay home. Now that. That's not possible in this industry between acting, music, on tour. So that must. This must be your last time if you say you want to stay home more, because there's no way.
DJ Envy
The last doll.
Morgan Wood
So it is.
DJ Envy
You know what? It can mean so many ways, because my indecisive Pisces ass, you just don't know. The last doll could mean I'm changing my name.
Morgan Wood
Got you.
DJ Envy
The last doll could mean clarity is the last doll. The last doll can mean I'm tying my tubes and it better not be no goddamn more dolls to come out. God damn it. Or the last doll can mean whatever the case may be. However I'm feeling. I covered all ground, so that's what that meant. Damn it. At the time.
Morgan Wood
Been saying that you did want to drop the doll from your name, though.
DJ Envy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm grown. Yeah, I'm grown. That's how I feel right now. I'm grown and I'm tired of the doll, you know? And then also, of course, I can't deny that it's just been too many. And I hate that, you know, I can't even be in a regular rap conversation because it's like, what about the Dolls?
Morgan Wood
Who's the best doll?
DJ Envy
And that is aggravating.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know, and nothing to the girls, you know, because we all had, you know, we squashed. I. I ain't got no feeling to them, but I can't help how I feel, you know? So I kind of want my own identity.
Morgan Wood
What took you so long for your sophomore album? Because this is the last dog I know.
DJ Envy
Right, Jess? It took a long time.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know, it's so crazy. I never noticed it.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Never noticed it took that long.
Jess Hilarious
No.
DJ Envy
I was enjoying my dumb ass self. Like, why didn't that long? Because it was like I did. I. I wasn't as consistent. But, you know, when you have teams and different labels, you don't mentally really be there, you know? And it took me a while to register, like, damn, I really haven't dropped a project in five years. That's crazy. And I'm wondering why I'm not getting the things that I want. So now I'm like, I'm in a position. I have a great team, a better system, and more motivation. And now I'm ready to. Because I just dropped a project last year.
Charlamagne Tha God
DJ Drama.
DJ Envy
Yeah, with DJ Drama. And then I'm dropping an album this year. This the most consistent I've ever been in my life.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know what I'm saying? So now I'm like, all right, I'm in there. Because now I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. So I'm finally there. It took time. Y'all was traumatized from being locked in that contract. I was traumatized. So now I'm finally like, damn, I can just do me. Have more creative control. Just do me and just put it out and go by my business. That's where I'm at now.
Charlamagne Tha God
The main reason I think. You know where. I don't think I missed you as much because you were always on a blog. Like, some people you don't see and they just disappear. But you be on the blog for your hair. Like, your hair be on the blog. They be like, here comes Cash doll.
Jess Hilarious
Again with that hair.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'll see. I'll be like, well, Cash got a new record, so here come Cash again. It be her hair. Like, your hair got names.
DJ Envy
Like, them bitches be switching out. Them bitches be switching out. Yeah, listen.
Morgan Wood
And look, I just had a show in Detroit right? And I was like. And I. You know, I talk to Cash all the time. And she was like, what's up? You coming to the city? You need your hair done? I was like, oh, my God. I didn't. But I was like, yeah, but I.
DJ Envy
Didn'T have enough time to get it done. I was so mad. You was in and out.
Morgan Wood
So I started to hit her back, like, do I still got that favor? Because I come back next weekend if I can get my head done by the same girl who do your.
DJ Envy
Yeah, make sure my girl good. You know, in my city, I'm like, no, you got to get your hair done. You know what I'm saying? But she be looking good, but thank you. I was just extending the yeah. Offer, you know what I'm saying? But I don't know how I all. I'm always out because it be hair and it be everything. It's always something, and I don't understand it.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's a good thing. Yeah, because it could be worse. It could be some bad thing. It's always positive.
DJ Envy
Yeah, it's always positive. And that's what I'm great. Grateful.
Jess Hilarious
Right.
DJ Envy
You know, Because, I mean, that's just who I am, too, though, you know, you get what you put out. So I feel like I'm probably just a relatable person or something, because I was just really listening, and. And I was doing a lot of podcasts, and everybody was saying. And I'm like, damn. It's not just me, because I live in my own little bubble. Like, I feel like I only see me everywhere because I only want to see me. I don't be noticing that everybody sees the same thing, and I. Because I'm in my own world, y'all.
Morgan Wood
Like, and a lot of times, that's good, too, because if you see everything, then you start to respond, and then you start to get discouraged, and then you start. You know what I'm saying? So that's really good. But I've been seeing you all over the place. You've been doing your press, man. Like, I'm very, very proud of you. Yeah. Talk to me about that album. Like, what is. What is the last, though? Like, what are you talking about in this album? How is it different from the last album?
DJ Envy
It's different because I'm. I'm different. But it's more of an enhanced project from, like, Stacked. It's just, like. It's elevated. It's like I'm singing on this one. You know what I'm saying? I got songs about my kids. I got more meaningful songs. I have mental health songs.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
DJ Envy
Go through postpartum for real. You know, more experiences. But then also, I'm turning the. On there, too. I'm not even a guy.
Jess Hilarious
Oh.
Morgan Wood
And be a cash album, and you ain't turning up.
DJ Envy
Yeah, I'm turning up. So it's like, as soon as you get in there, I'm in there.
Jess Hilarious
Wow.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, wow.
DJ Envy
But then I kind of let you get in my feelings a little bit. I talk about my son, I talk about my daughter. I reflect on my life and where I'm at and where I want to go, and, you know, it's. It's a vibe. And I don't really have that many features. There's only, like, three features.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, I see.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you mentioned postpartum. Did you have postpartum?
DJ Envy
You know what, when I say postpartum, it's like, you know, postpartum depression is different from postpartum. That postpartum, like, right now, I'm five months postpartum. My daughter just turned five months.
Morgan Wood
Right. See, I had to learn that, too.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Morgan Wood
I had to learn the difference between the two.
DJ Envy
Yeah. See, I didn't go through postpartum depression. I'm a mental strong person. Not to say that I don't go through things everybody else go through, but I kind of just know how to take my mental off of depression when it gets there. I have times where, you know, it could happen, but it'd be like, all right, let me.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, do something else, you know?
DJ Envy
And so I don't get there, because it could happen.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, we have more with Cash Doll when we come back, so don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Jess Hilarious
Morning, everybody.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We're still kicking in with Cash Doll. Her album comes out this Friday, and I wanted to go back because, of course, I know your story, and a lot of people might not know your story. When I was joking early and I said, you carry your jewelry and you have the bags out. Something that happened to you was probably my biggest fear in my life. Right. And it happened to me, too. Especially now.
Jess Hilarious
Right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because I got six kids, and my kids are home. And that's. That's one of my biggest fears. I actually was on vacation. The reason why I don't post when I'm out of town or I don't post when I'm on vacation. I came back from vacation. I had to do a show. So I was driving to Boston My family comes back to my house. My daughter comes to the house. She was about 17 at the time, so she got out the car first. She types an alarm code. Types an alarm code. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. She looks upstairs, somebody bust open my bedroom door. He's carrying a safe in his hand. And she seen. She's seen. Yeah, seen. Runs out the back, hops off the balcony and runs into the woods.
Jess Hilarious
Right.
Charlamagne Tha God
They call the police. It was dark. The police were. They were scared. They were scared to go into the woods. So the guy got away with a ton of my wife's jewelry. Right.
Morgan Wood
The police were scared to go into the woods.
Charlamagne Tha God
Police were scared. They was like, let's wait for the dogs, bro. By the time you wait for the dogs, guys gone. So the guy was gone. But you went to something similar.
DJ Envy
Oh, yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
To explain to. Twice. Wow. Explain to people what happened. That don't know.
DJ Envy
The first time I was out with Joey in Cali.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
And I was just. This was my fault, you know, I was just really tired. I just flew in from Cali. That's a four or five hour flight.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
I had to shoot nine pieces of content for something. And I. I was there. I had my jury. I had all my. My purses and clothes and I just kept changing and stuff. And then when it was time to go back, y'all, I'm tired. But I always put my jury aside. So I put my jury in the back seat and I put all my clothes and my bags in the trunk. So when we got out, me and Joey, we got out, we got all the stuff out the trunk. We forgot to get out the back.
Morgan Wood
Okay.
DJ Envy
I shouldn't have separated it, but I always like, yeah, with my jewelry. Cuz it's expensive.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know, and as a rapper, when I'm moving around, I have to have it because that's a part of the costume. You know what I'm saying? So somebody broke in a car and got it that night. And they. But. And the thing was, I was not set up that we seen it on camera. A man was going through each car door.
Morgan Wood
Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, he get jackpot with your car.
DJ Envy
What are the eyes, y'all? I was hurt when I say when I. I woke up the next. Didn't even realize it. I woke up the next day getting my hair done. I'm me and Joey being us. And I'm like, all right, I'm done my script. Go do an interview. I'm like, put my jury On.
Morgan Wood
I'm like.
DJ Envy
So she comes back in, like. I'm like, no, it has to be in there. I went out there, y'all. I just laid in the back seat like, no, that was so much jewelry. We talking about half carrot stones and whatever, right? So that was the first time. The second time, somebody just broke my house. In August in Atlanta, I'm gone, but I got cameras. Because at the place before this place, somebody just kicked in my door at my townhouse when my son and my sister was there. When me and my child's father was going to Jamaica. We uploaded it. Somebody tried to go in there. They didn't get in there because they heard somebody. So now I'm on tip. I'm like, I need cameras. I need all this. I need to see. So I got all my cameras. I leaves and get in the car from leaving one of my friends. Birthday dinner, we had no service down there, so you don't get it. But I came out in the car right on time. I get an alert. So I'm thinking it's probably just my. Him walking in the house or just see.
Charlamagne Tha God
I get a deer alert when them dares be walking past the camera. And I check every last alert that comes through. I don't care.
DJ Envy
You like that? What is it? That's me. So I checked it, and it's three dudes running through my backyard, y'all with guns.
Morgan Wood
I said, what the.
DJ Envy
I'm in the car, right? I got my kids. I just strapped them in my house. He said, I'm about to go get them anyway. He's nine minutes away, right? Is he a little.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Envy
He fly to the house. So at the time I'm sitting here and I'm waiting to see, like, did they get anywhere else in the house? All I got was that alert. So I have cameras in all the spots, but I don't. I didn't get another alert. So I'm like, all right, maybe they can't get in there, right? So I'm sitting here, I'm watching they in my bedroom.
Morgan Wood
Oh, my God. What to do, what to do, what.
DJ Envy
To do, what to do?
Morgan Wood
What?
DJ Envy
They gotta get the.
Morgan Wood
Out my room, bro. Cause I'm stressed out, Jess. I'm mad, bro.
DJ Envy
Right? So I'm looking, I'm all like, man, I'm driving fast down Jefferson. I'm in Detroit. I can't get there. I'm just driving fast. Piss like you went to and it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Happened in Atlanta, but you driving fast, too. Where the hell you going?
Morgan Wood
I don't Know wherever I'm going, it's.
DJ Envy
About to go down. So I'm riding fast. My girl in the car, Jah. I'm like, call the police. Tell them to go to my house. Tell them to go to my house. But I forgot I could speak on a speaker.
Charlamagne Tha God
I got that too. Yeah, I got that too, right?
DJ Envy
So now I'm like, they done got the crocodile, the ostrich. I said, oh, no, no, no.
Charlamagne Tha God
Not the crocodile, not the croc, no.
DJ Envy
So I said, hey, y'all ass better get the out my house, y'all. I got the video. I'm gonna show. Y'all run to the house. They stopped. Like they look back. Them got the on fail. I'm like, yeah, you told her he fell. Yeah, he fell, but that still had my bags. Y'all drop the croc.
Jess Hilarious
You better drop that croc out, at least the croc. If you ain't gonna do that.
DJ Envy
I do the crop running through the house. Running through the house. So by this time, baby daddy pulled up out that. They better. It's on the floor now. So they. They. They getting shoe out. So they driving. They hit the corner police on their ass. So look, y'all, I'm on they ass.
Morgan Wood
Are you feeling.
DJ Envy
So the police, soon as they hit the corner, y'all the police on their ass, right? I think I'm there.
Morgan Wood
You think I'm there.
Charlamagne Tha God
Man, she in Detroit. She in Detroit.
DJ Envy
So they driving, they driving, they driving. And I guess they end up hitting a bump or something, but they couldn't get away from the police. It's a long street to get to the freeway, so they didn't crash. Not one of them getting a shootout with the police. Critical condition, dumbass. And all of them in jail.
Charlamagne Tha God
But. But look at God.
Jess Hilarious
Did you get your crock back?
DJ Envy
No, because I think they left them in the woods or something. Well, I got my croc back, but the ostrich and the white one, I ain't get back.
Charlamagne Tha God
You ain't go through.
DJ Envy
They did. The investigator did, but he didn't find. He did. He found the croc, like, closer to, like, down. Like, it's like four or five houses, and it's like they was jumping fences. And I'm like, well, damn, what the.
Morgan Wood
One of them cops wives got that great Christmas gift.
Charlamagne Tha God
A Valentine's Day gift.
DJ Envy
Yeah, it's used. It's like what you do, but yeah, y'all, so.
Charlamagne Tha God
So for the regular folk out there that don't know, a croc is about anywhere from 70 to 90,000 resellers about a buck 50. So. So even if it's you, it's still about a good $70,000.
DJ Envy
At least $70,000. And I was just like, damn, man, that was a hard, that was a hard buy. Like I was putting that. I was getting prepared for that one.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know what I'm saying? You know, we work so hard for our things and people just come and try to take it. Instead of getting a job, if you put all your energy into getting your own, you wouldn't even be risking your life and your freedom to take somebody else's. Yeah, now we sitting around like you said, camera system, dogs training.
Charlamagne Tha God
I got trained dogs. Now you coming?
DJ Envy
And now you can't even enjoy your vacation. You can't. It's like every alert on your phone, it's that it's so up and like, and like I gotta feel bad for being successful because you about to come try to take my. Yeah, now I'm walking around with.
Morgan Wood
So does that make you want to move out of Atlanta though?
DJ Envy
Yeah, I just did.
Morgan Wood
You just. All right, so you did, you know, look, they broke.
Charlamagne Tha God
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DJ Envy
Get in my house. Somebody broke in my car. There's somebody broken my mailbox. I said, yeah, I'm about to get the.
Jess Hilarious
To get breaking.
Morgan Wood
Broken your mailbox.
Jess Hilarious
Right.
DJ Envy
Shout out to my business manager career. Yes, baby.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. Shout out to them. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Cash doll is in the building now. Jess.
Morgan Wood
So you got a song on the album N.W.A featuring Baby Daddy.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Morgan Wood
So did y'all just break up?
DJ Envy
We did. I didn't want to take him off.
Morgan Wood
All right, so this was.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right, y'all already.
Jess Hilarious
All right.
Charlamagne Tha God
I hope you wouldn't.
Morgan Wood
I'm saying, right.
DJ Envy
I didn't want to take him off.
Morgan Wood
Okay. All right.
DJ Envy
That's still my friend.
Morgan Wood
Okay.
DJ Envy
That's because right now, let's clear this up. Like. Like, it's like a whole thing right now where people is like taking everything I'm saying in interviews and making it about him. And it's not. It's just general. They. They'll ask me what I look for to me and I'll say, I want this, I want that. I want this. And then what? When I say I don't want it, they be like, yeah, it's about him. I'm not dissing him. I have no problem. I'm not bitter. We're friends. I would like to keep it that way because it gets a messing with him and it'll with our relationship and we have kids.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know what I'm saying? So it's no beef. I left him on there.
Charlamagne Tha God
Even.
DJ Envy
Even in the clip of my rollout, he's still in there acting, you know, like, I have no beef. That was a part of my life when I. When I created this. I was pregnant. We have two kids.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, please.
DJ Envy
I don't have a problem hitting that, man. I don't care.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why did. Why didn't it work between y'all two? Was it too much work? Was it relationship? Was it?
Morgan Wood
And was it mutual? Like, you know, like, did y'all both decide to say, okay, I ain't gonna lie now?
Charlamagne Tha God
What was the moment that you said, I. I don't want to do this anymore? Because we see y'all together so much. Y'all just. We just.
DJ Envy
And that's what people got to understand, you know, when you're in a public relationship, when it breaks, people want to know, like, what the hell? It seems so good, you know, but it's just things over time that just. It just ran its course for me, you know, as women, we. We know. We hold it down for a while, you know, as far as, like, dudes, like, actually growing up.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne Tha God
Can it be fixed, though? Because dudes take a long time to grow up. Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know what they do?
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, they. They have to realize a lot of times what they lost or what they could lose to be like, you know what? I need to fix that.
DJ Envy
But if you don't never realize it, it's how you handle it, too. You know what I'm saying? Because people can handle it where you like. All right? But if you make a situation worse, it's kind of like you don't give a. Yeah. All right. I gotta do what's best for me. And right now, that's just where we at.
Morgan Wood
I got you.
DJ Envy
You know what I'm saying? I'm focused on me. I gave that a lot of me, and now I owe myself a lot.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know, and it's no beef. I don't feel no type of way about him. I'm not dissing him. I'm not gonna do that with somebody I was just laying with for years, you know what I'm saying? Like, what that say about me, it's just. Is what it is. And I'm glad this is a perfect place for me to clear it up, because this is a Breakfast Club.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, that's right.
DJ Envy
So I'm glad that this opportunity presented itself, because it was just bothering me here because they're making it and he's feeding it to it. And I'm like, no, it's not that. And I'm not about to explain this, because it's just like, before, my baby daddy was my son. When I was with him, I'm on a boat, on a yacht with him, talking my baby daddy. And he'll say, shut up. But now if I'm singing it, oh, she sing this to Tracy. And now he's like, you dissing me?
Morgan Wood
And I'm like, no, it hurts him. Because, yeah, that's how we know it ain't mutual. Oh, you gonna sit? All right, go ahead.
DJ Envy
I'm gonna set my teeth. But, no, it's all up.
Morgan Wood
I'm glad to see that. You know, it's two exes that can still work together, though, because. Because, like, y'all do have two kids, so. I know, I know. Although the breakup wasn't mutual, it's still good to see that you still saying, no, there's no problem. There's no problem. You don't even want nobody to think it's a problem.
DJ Envy
There's no problem. Don't create that in mind. This is my personal. He's my kid's father. This is their other parent. I don't want no smoke with them. Please stop it.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, stop. So you better go on tour, too.
DJ Envy
Hell, yeah. I'm outside.
Morgan Wood
I know. It's not my. Outside. You outside. Okay. How are you gonna balance that with Baby Clarity? She's brand new.
DJ Envy
Okay, so this is how. This is what I came up so far. In December, I got four dates. That's cool. They spread it apart. In January, I have, like, two. So cool. I'm. They can stay at home. I probably bring them out to the Detroit show.
Morgan Wood
Okay.
DJ Envy
But in February, that's when they back to back to back to back to back. So I'm thinking one week on, one week off. One week on, one week off.
Morgan Wood
Okay.
DJ Envy
Because it's overwhelming when my kids is around while I'm working.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, it's.
DJ Envy
Yeah, I know. That could be a lot, right?
Morgan Wood
Yep. And you got too little, little ones.
DJ Envy
How old are Cash and running? Yeah, Cash and he'll be three in January. And Clarity is five months, so it's a lot.
Morgan Wood
They demand a lot of attention.
DJ Envy
But I have my two beautiful sisters. I want to give a great shout out to my. My Pumpkin and shiny Bonnie. Like, one is 30 and one is 20. And when I say that is my lifeline. Without them girls, I would not even be right here today, because they got them, you know? So I'm so grateful for My sisters, like my ve. Village, my mom, my best friend, everybody that sunshine, everybody that. Even my team, like, when they come, they'll just be holding them and letting me do me like that is so important. You know what I'm saying? And I'm just grateful for everybody that helped me with my kids. They are my sisters, is my girls right there. They get on my nerves a little bit, but they're my girls.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know, they. They allow me to move around like I need to. And I could trust them with my kids because it takes a lot to just leave them and to ask. Actually trust people with.
Morgan Wood
You think about them the whole time.
DJ Envy
Yes. Like, I know they good.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne Tha God
You talking about that earlier about the village. Without that village, you in trouble, especially. Listen, you need aunties and uncles and. Yo, take care.
DJ Envy
Matter of fact, actually, I'm taking your ass to court. You an auntie, and you don't want to watch these. I'm taking your ass to court.
Jess Hilarious
Come on, let's go.
DJ Envy
Right.
Jess Hilarious
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Now, do you prefer music or acting?
DJ Envy
I love both. I just think acting just because of the right. You ain't got to travel as much like with music, you got to travel, travel, travel. When you act in, you know, you stationed in one spot.
Charlamagne Tha God
Correct.
DJ Envy
So, like, when we filmed bmf, I was stationed there for like six months, you know, so now I have a routine. I know what days I go in. I know what's going on. I can goddamn take my vitamins in the morning. My skincare routine. Eat diet, Right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
DJ Envy
You know, because when you want to damn go. All that, everything.
Morgan Wood
Yep. There's no routine. It's not to keep a routine.
DJ Envy
And you're losing shoes at one spot, you feel me? So I think that's the reason. But if it wasn't like, anything that had to do with, like, traveling and stuff like that, I'll say both of them.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
And I was shooting bmf. How was that? Cuz, I mean, you. You lived the story. I mean, you're from there. You've seen it. You've seen it from the. From the top to the bottom, you know? You know, stories that we probably don't know.
DJ Envy
I wish. But y'all know, I was a little. I was a little girl when BMF was out. So when. When they was doing that. But as I got older, I heard a lot of. About them. Like, damn, you know, but that was a great experience to be a part of it and be from the D and like, even in this whole moment of Detroit, like, the. The Lion's going crazy right now.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
Like, Detroit rap on the scene. It's like, I'm just happy to be living in the moment of all of the Detroit love that's happening, because I feel like we was real underrated.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's about time.
DJ Envy
So I'm just happy to be a part of it and to be the chick from the D. That's right. I'm happy as. So that was a great opportunity.
Morgan Wood
How did you link up with 50 to get a role in BMF?
DJ Envy
I ain't even link up with him. It's so funny because I always want to work with 50 because he's just.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, a p. Like, amazing.
DJ Envy
He's a. He's amazing. So I always want to work with him. I used to send him videos in his DM of me acting, doing dumb. Put me on there. No, he never. He still. I don't even think he ever opened them, ever. And he know me.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
DJ Envy
So. But I was like, when I heard that bmf, I was with Joey and Lawrence at the time, and they sent it in like, they looking for some people at bmf. I'm like, hell, yeah, I'm about to do this. Or whatever. Right? So Lawrence already knew how to make the tapes. It was around covet. So at this time, it was no, like, going into. Yeah, so Lawrence, like, I got you. So me and Lawrence, we did our big one. We did our biggest one. So we sent in one, and they was like, well, send in one for this. This role. So we did it over, and we sitting around anticipating me, him and Joey, I'm out of California. They was like, yeah, if he said he gonna call you himself. And I'm like, all right. So I'm like, I hope you about to just tell me, you know what I'm saying? And then on my birthday, November 4th, I'm gonna. On my dad's birthday, November 4th, 50 called me. You know, I'd be sad because my dad died or whatever. So on my birthday, he called me, you know, and he was like, yeah, Cash, you got it. And I'm like, I got what? Like, don't play with me. Like, my heart reading fast. You know what I'm saying? Like, you got the roll? I'm like, shut the. Oh.
Morgan Wood
I'm like, I'm about to it up 50.
DJ Envy
You won't even know. Like, I was so excited. And then I laid there and just was like, wow, that's crazy. He called on my dad's birthday.
Morgan Wood
That's amazing.
DJ Envy
And ever since, that's been my dog. But he changed his number and I'm out for his ass.
Morgan Wood
Always doing something, you know?
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, Cash. We appreciate you for joining us. Don't be a stranger.
DJ Envy
Love you, too. I'm not coming back.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. It's Cash doll. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get to Jess with the mess.
Jess Hilarious
Worldwide on the Breakfast Club. She's a coach. She was able to get y'all to.
Morgan Wood
See something and understand something that nobody could get you to see.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's time to set it off.
Morgan Wood
All right, so Ray J says why his phone won't stop ringing. So footage from the TMZ documentary TMZ Presents the Downfall of Diddy Inside the Freak Offs hit the Internet, right? And then a clip of the doc, Ray J reveals that he knows who was at the Freak Offs and what was going on.
Jess Hilarious
You know, people who have been approached by women, men, whatever, who have said, give me money and I won't talk.
Charlamagne Tha God
Here's the other way around that, Harvey, I'll give you money. Please don't talk.
Jess Hilarious
You are a well connected guy, do you know that? What you've just described, is that going on now?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Morgan Wood
They want to talk to me about what happened to them.
Charlamagne Tha God
They call me. They feel like they can trust me.
Jess Hilarious
Wait a minute. Calling you for what?
Charlamagne Tha God
Because they want to tell me about certain things that happened with them and Diddy.
Jess Hilarious
Are these high profile people calling you because. Because they've had some affiliation with Diddy.
Morgan Wood
That they don't want to come out.
Jess Hilarious
And they think you might be the vessel for it coming out?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
DJ Envy
And I don't even know why I.
Charlamagne Tha God
Just said it, but I said it, so.
Jess Hilarious
So what? Okay, when the feds call your ass to come testify, when the feds come to your house, Ray J. And want to go through your phones and your computer, don't say you was playing.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
I don't know why he putting himself out there like that. Acting like he knows so much.
Morgan Wood
And it's so hard. Hard to distinguish the difference if Ray J is serious or he. If he's just raging.
Jess Hilarious
Figure it out.
Charlamagne Tha God
You said you know something. What? You know.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Morgan Wood
Good. All right, that's what's up. Maybe we can get Lauren to reach out to them. When they. When they figure it out, we gonna know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, they definitely. They're gonna check. They're gonna check his phones. His computers, all that.
Morgan Wood
That's what's up. All right. Sean also spoke on Diddy. So he sat down at the Tamron hall show, and during their conversation, he clarified his relationship with Diddy.
Charlamagne Tha God
They don't have no Shine audio. No Shine audio. Going once, going twice.
Morgan Wood
Okay. Audio shot.
DJ Envy
Right.
Morgan Wood
All right, so we're going to move on to Meek Mill. He speaks about the breakup with Diddy.
Charlamagne Tha God
You got it.
Jess Hilarious
Okay.
Morgan Wood
All right, well, let's go back to Sean. It's rewinded. There's a clip of Sean Combs calling you his brother.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Morgan Wood
And people are questioning the relationship.
Jess Hilarious
I wish I was his brother in 2000 when we were on trial. I wish I was his brother for the last 26 years. When my mom, who is here with me, never got any assistance. He never helped to dry her tears.
Morgan Wood
Why did you agree to go on with him at the bet?
Jess Hilarious
Because I moved on. So you don't live in those spaces. The documentary was very. The document documentary. The documentary was very emotionally draining because you can't tell the story. You can't say, hey, Shine is the next prime minister of Belize, and he's done this great turnaround without showing all of the failure that is. That was a great question Tamron hall asked, though, because, I mean, that is everybody's question. Right.
Charlamagne Tha God
What was that?
Jess Hilarious
If you knew, if you felt like he was such a bad person, why even reconcile with him later on?
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
You can let it go, but that don't mean you got to be on stage with him, kicking it with him, smiling with him.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, he said he. He did it for his country of Belize. He said he did the BET show because when he was performing, they had the big flag that came down to show the, you know, the believers he did it as an opportunity.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
To put on for his country of Belize. I mean, people. People do things differently. I mean, if I feel like I didn't shoot anybody and possibly you did it and your witnesses told on me. I don't know if I can ever forget doing. How long was he spending jail? 10 years, 12 years. I couldn't forgive that. That's my family. That's my mom.
Jess Hilarious
This me and Shine. I would have said that back then, though. The hell with this whole not snitching thing. Okay? Who give the damn? I didn't do it. I didn't do a goddamn thing. All right, that was him, Sean. All right, whoever. Shawn, taking no time for you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I snitched ten years ago.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. I'm not going to be mad because I made a Choice. He made a choice not to tell.
Morgan Wood
Absolutely. You're right. He said it wasn't supposed to be about that, though. It's supposed to have been about his country.
Jess Hilarious
So I do want to see the.
Morgan Wood
Doctor Knockout, the downfall of Diddy. The TMZ one.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, no, Sean. Sean's doc.
Morgan Wood
Oh, Sean. Documentary. Oh, okay. We. I can look that up. But before I do, Meek Mill speaks about the breakup with Diddy. It's a video to hit.
Charlamagne Tha God
Break up with Diddy.
Jess Hilarious
With Diddy.
Morgan Wood
No, listen, guys, please don't be childish. Don't be childish. Don't be childish. You said it in the video.
Charlamagne Tha God
You said it.
Morgan Wood
Shut up. In the video, he's making it clear that he's no longer affiliated with his boo. Go ahead. Let's see.
Jess Hilarious
No Diddy gang. Meek Mill in real life. Don't ever disrespect me.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, Meek. That's how I be. My exes too. I be like, nope, I'm not even redoing. Nope. I'm not. I'm not.
Jess Hilarious
The Internet did a number on Meek boy. Cuz nobody was even talking about it. You just volunteered it. No Diddy gang.
Morgan Wood
I know the guy came up to him just like, hey, Meek, what's up?
Jess Hilarious
No, he said no. I haven't even heard Meek associated appreciated situation in a while.
Morgan Wood
It's been quiet.
Jess Hilarious
Exactly.
Morgan Wood
Quiet for him. Yeah. Why? I don't know.
Jess Hilarious
Because it's on his mind.
Charlamagne Tha God
Probably hurts him. He probably. He feels like he ain't got nothing to do with it. Keep me away from it. Why y'all keep joking and mentioning.
Jess Hilarious
Don't even bring it up, Meek.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
I promise you, if you ignore it, it'll fade away. Because it messes with. They know it messes with. It bothers you.
Morgan Wood
And when the video hit the blogs, Diddy son Justin showed his disappointment by commenting. Shaking my head with the emoji with his hand over his face. So his Diddy K is getting fed up with these people.
Charlamagne Tha God
They are.
Morgan Wood
He's getting fed up. Absolutely.
Charlamagne Tha God
You understand why?
Jess Hilarious
Well, I think it's also because these are people that they probably, like, saw.
Morgan Wood
Around all the time.
Charlamagne Tha God
Been to the crib.
Jess Hilarious
They was really, really partners, you know?
Morgan Wood
Yep. So that is just with the mess for this hour, y'all.
Charlamagne Tha God
Thank you, Jess Charlamagne. Who we giving that down? Continue.
Jess Hilarious
Man 4 After the hour is a bunch of names that I can't pronounce.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's nothing new.
Jess Hilarious
But we're going to. We're going to discuss the fact of why I believe the universe is Sad, segregated. And why aliens don't want to use the same bathrooms as us.
Charlamagne Tha God
Aliens use the bathroom.
Jess Hilarious
We'll discuss.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. And then after that, just fix my mess. So if you're having relationship issues or relationship problems, you can get on the phone lines right now. 800-585-1051. Just fix my mess. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.
Jess Hilarious
Your mornings will never be the same. Tom Donkey today just saw himself been watching Charlie, man. What's ready for. I never heard old donkey the other day.
Charlamagne Tha God
What is it?
Jess Hilarious
Say it again. Charlamagne.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm a donkey?
Jess Hilarious
Yes, you are a donkey.
Charlamagne Tha God
Everything that Charlamagne is saying is true.
Jess Hilarious
Yes, Dog here Today for Thursday, November 14th goes the 26 year old.
Charlamagne Tha God
Woo.
Jess Hilarious
It's going to take some time. Reuben Tamra. 39 year old Ararat Shirkini. Non. 32 year old VA Murad Kanyan. This is good. And 39 year old Alfia Zuckerman. Yeah, you got that one.
Morgan Wood
He got excited about that one.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. I have no idea what these people's nationality are, but if President Trump sees those names, they're getting deported. Okay, they sound like first round deportation picks to me. But that's not why we're here today. We are here to discuss how there is no way in hell humans are the most intelligent life form in all the universes. Okay? Humans aren't even the most intelligent life form here on Earth. It's just not possible. Yesterday, Congress heard more testimony about UFO sightings and what the government may or may not know about them. How about our government needs to keep studying humans right here on this planet, okay? Because we don't know much about them either. Because let me tell you why these four individuals are getting donkey today. See, they were arrested after they allegedly stated bear attacks. What do you mean, Uncle Charlotte? These individual staged bear attacks. Well, let's go to KTLA 5 for the report, please.
Morgan Wood
Surveillance video shows what looks like a bear breaking into a Rolls Royce and tearing up the interior. But after closer inspection, investigators determined it was nothing more than a man in a bear suit. Now, four men are under arrest for insurance fraud after they used the video to place a claim. To make matters worse, well, detectives found two additional insurance claims with two different insurance companies on the same date of loss and at the same location. In total, insurance companies were defrauded of more than $141,000. Detectives executed a search warrant at the home of one of the suspects and found the tattered bear suit complete with metal claws. Rolls in A Rolls in a roll.
Jess Hilarious
Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
What?
Jess Hilarious
Please do yourself a favor and go watch the video. First of all, when you watch the video, you see someone in a bear suit open the car door. They weren't even smart enough to just simply have the window of the car down and make it seem like a bear put his body, you know, in the window. This fool opened the car door like a human would and just started searching through the car like he was looking for his phone. And you trying to convince me that humans are the most intelligent life God created? Yeah, I. Okay. Not to mention, multiple claims were filed for the same location on the same date. All four of the claimants provided video footage to their insurance companies of a supposed bear damaging the interior of their vehicles. And all the videos were in the exact same location outside of the exact same residence. Okay. Other than buying the costume and cosplaying and Smokey to bear, y'all didn't even try. And what makes this situation even sillier is the claims were made on what I believe to be luxury vehicles. Envy, tell me if these cars are looking luxurious.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Jess Hilarious
Okay. 2022 Mercedes E350. Yes. Okay, 2015 Mercedes G63AMG. Yes. A 2010 Rolls Royce Ghost.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, sir.
Jess Hilarious
These are the cars you damaging and claiming damages on. Now, if y'all got these kinds of vehicles, then what the hell you committing fraud for, right? I know what you thinking. Well, maybe that's why they can afford these kinds of vehicles. Because they are members of the Scam Tank clan and that's how they make their money. I disagree. Disagree. I don't know what any of these individuals do for a living, but if they can afford those kinds of vehicles, if they are driving those kinds of cars, then they don't need to be committing fraud in any way, shape or form. Collectively, they defrauded insurance companies for $141,839. And they have each been charged with insurance fraud and conspiracy. And you wonder why the extraterrestrials don't interact with us Earthlings. This is why the solar system is segregated and we don't even realize realize it. But Earth is in the idiots only section. These highly intelligent beings from other planets and solar systems that they was talking about in Congress yesterday. They don't want to share no water fountain with us.
Charlamagne Tha God
The holidays are just around the corner. And if you anything like me, that means you'll be hosting all your family and friends, whether it's making holiday cookies or getting your space ready for guests. The Home Depot has furniture decor and kitchen essentials at 40% off. Like the KitchenAid artisan serious standard Mixer. Not only does it look sharp on your kitchen counter, but it also got 10 speeds, a tilt back head for easy ingredient mixing and a five quart bowl that can whip up ready for this nine dozen cookies in one go. Enough for your entire family, friends, neighbors, oh, and the big guy too. The KitchenAid Artisan Series stand Mixer comes with dough hooks, a wire whip and a flat beater so it can do a lot of really cool things. The holidays are happening at Home Depot, which means right now you can save up to 40% off select furniture, decor and kitchen essentials essentials. So go to homedepot.com to shop now. The world is constantly changing. It's up to you to decide how to respond. Choose to be bold. To try something new. Choose to reinvent yourself. That's what Nissan did with the all new totally reimagined Kicks. The dynamic new exterior styling immediately announces that Nissan isn't messing around. The interior, a completely redesigned cabin with premium features like wireless Apple CarPlay and a panoramic moonroof make driving a Kicks immersive and exciting. And with new performance and safety features like intelligent all wheel drive, the Kicks is both fun and safer to drive than ever before. It is the dawning of a brand new era for the Nissan Kicks. Only one question remains. Is it a new era for you as well? Drive the all new reimagined Nissan Kicks.
Jess Hilarious
Today Available Features Compatible device service and consumer activation of Nissan Connect Services package Required use only when safe and legal. Subject to third party service availability. For more information, see nissanusa.com connect legal Apple CarPlay is a trademark of Apple Inc. Intelligent all wheel drive cannot prevent collisions or provide enhanced traction in all conditions. Always monitor traffic and weather conditions.
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Morgan Wood
This is Coke Zero Sugar.
DJ Envy
Could I be the best coke ever? Try and taste with your ears.
Morgan Wood
Hear those bubbles.
DJ Envy
Imagine them tingling on your tongue.
Morgan Wood
Fizzy deliciousness.
DJ Envy
Listen to that cascading liquid. A mouth watering waterfall.
Morgan Wood
Irresistibly tasty.
Jess Hilarious
Zero sugar.
DJ Envy
Crisp, refreshing and ice cold. Is Coke Zero Sugar the best Coke ever?
Jess Hilarious
Try and decide. And I don't blame them. Please give these names I can't pronounce the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Morgan Wood
Oh, now you are the donkey of the day.
Charlamagne Tha God
You are the donkey of the day.
Jess Hilarious
He haul. The bear costume ain't even legit. It just looked like French Montana in a fur coat. It looked like French Montana in a fur coat getting inside his Rolls Royce, searching for his phone.
Morgan Wood
So if you was out there, you wouldn't. You would have immediately known it wasn't a bear?
Jess Hilarious
I don't know if I would immediately know. I would allow the glance. I'm like, dang, that bear moving like a human. You know what I'm saying?
Morgan Wood
He said he was looking like he was looking for his phone.
Jess Hilarious
Yes. Look at the video. He. Oh, he opens the car door.
Charlamagne Tha God
I beg to differ.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, Lord.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm looking at it right now. I enjoy a video of a bear trying to open a car door, using his paw and pulling the actual door.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, yo.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, he did it. And it's a real bear. He did, yo. Yeah, he checking him. Like he looking. What do you mean? It's a. It's a black bear. It's a video of a bear. And he actually is pulling the car door handle. Like he's.
Jess Hilarious
That's the same video, Jeff.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's not the same video.
Jess Hilarious
He's showing you the video.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, it's not the same video. That's a random bed. That's Tennessee.
Jess Hilarious
That's different. But that's different. That bear took some time to do that.
Charlamagne Tha God
The bed.
Jess Hilarious
You can open the door, look at the other video. And you know what? That's why you be getting caught in the situation you get caught in right there.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm telling you.
Jess Hilarious
Bears do that.
Morgan Wood
You don't, man.
Jess Hilarious
No, they don't do it like that. Go watch the video with a guy broke into the car. You'll see the difference.
Charlamagne Tha God
New York and New Jersey bears is different than your bears, because these bears be open, and this bear got Tim's on. He open. He's actually opening indoors.
Morgan Wood
His bear up here.
Jess Hilarious
If the bear got Tim's on, it's not a real bearing.
Morgan Wood
Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm joking about the Tims.
Jess Hilarious
We don't know when you're joking or not. We've learned that over the last couple of years. We're not the brightest. We just don't assume you're joking, sir.
Morgan Wood
Jesus Christ.
Charlamagne Tha God
If I'm not the brightest, he's not the brightest either.
Jess Hilarious
My bands be opening doors. You need a helmet. All right, it's been proven.
Charlamagne Tha God
Remember the last time you said about that what that kid do to you? What put you to your. He almost killed your ass, man.
Jess Hilarious
What are you talking about? That was school. Knock it off.
Morgan Wood
A kid with a helmet, you know, See what school?
Charlamagne Tha God
You see what school?
Morgan Wood
Absolutely.
Charlamagne Tha God
Just fixed my.
Jess Hilarious
You know, my nickname for envy is Little Red riri. Little Red riri. That's what I call.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm not messing with y'all today.
Jess Hilarious
Just fix my mess.
Charlamagne Tha God
800585151 just fixed my. You see what school he was in, right?
Jess Hilarious
Little?
Charlamagne Tha God
The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Jess Hilarious
The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's the real deal.
Jess Hilarious
Help me. Help me.
Morgan Wood
Oh, my God. I'm all up in your mess. I'mma fix it, fix it, fix it. Jess gonna fix your mess. Cause my advice is real.
Charlamagne Tha God
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Jess. Hilarious. Y'all mean the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. It's time for Just Fix My Mess. Hello? Who's this?
Jess Hilarious
Yo, I'm calling Anony. Anonymously, out of Ohio.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right? Anonymous, out of Ohio. You just could have made up a name, but we gonna rock with you. What's your question, bro?
Jess Hilarious
I mean, I would love to promote myself, but because of my question, I'm, like, cool on it. My question for JET is, first of all, thank you for what y'all do for the culture. Appreciate y'all. My question is, my girlfriend went out all night and stayed out all night. I know what I could assume, but I'm wondering if maybe I'm tripping.
Morgan Wood
Okay, well, did you ask her where she was? I mean, she your girlfriend. Y'all live together. You have more than enough right to ask her where she was.
Jess Hilarious
Just hilarious.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Jess Hilarious
All right, well, she got her own crib. I have an apartment. I asked her where she was. She said she went out to date, dinner with her friend, and then she said she stayed with her home girl all night.
DJ Envy
But I'm like, you're 29 years old.
Jess Hilarious
Who's doing sleepovers or slumber parties?
Morgan Wood
Yeah, I use that one many a time in my day. But do you know that home girl?
Jess Hilarious
I don't know her home girl.
Morgan Wood
You don't know how long y'all been together?
Jess Hilarious
Just, like, three months.
Morgan Wood
Three months. Okay. Yeah. So y'all still in the probationary period? Nah, she wasn't with her home girl. Did you talk to her throughout that period? Like, did she call you? Did you call her? Were y'all texting? Did y'all. Were y'all communicating? And then it stopped out of nowhere.
Jess Hilarious
Well, she's really good, checking in and all that, but I was sleep because I. I go to sleep early. I wake up early. So, as a matter of fact, I told her.
DJ Envy
I was like, don't worry about me tonight because I'm asleep.
Morgan Wood
Oh, you're the perfect person to cheat on. I know that's right. Damn. Jesus Christ.
Jess Hilarious
I don't want to have to worry about it. You know what I'm saying? I want to be able to sleep and not have to worry about. About all that stuff.
DJ Envy
Yeah, I was like, I said, don't.
Jess Hilarious
Worry about coming to the crib because I'mma be sleep.
Morgan Wood
Okay.
Jess Hilarious
But that didn't mean stay out.
Morgan Wood
Stay out all night. No, for sure. Yeah. Well, I. I don't think she was at a homegirl house, but that's me projecting, cuz I. When I used that, I wasn't at my homegirl house. And. Yeah, at a certain age, you just don't do sleepovers unless it's a planned girl's night out where you're going to stay with your girls. So had that conversation with her and let her know that you you feeling some type of way about it. I ain't gonna say leave her, but just definitely let her know that you think it's something you want to her.
Jess Hilarious
Hey, I already told her I can't move forward in a relationship, but thank you.
Morgan Wood
No problem, man.
Jess Hilarious
Y'all, y'all the stuff.
DJ Envy
Appreciate you.
Morgan Wood
Thank you, babe.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, just fix my mess. 855, 1051. Hit us up now. It's the Breakfast Club on X about Me.
Morgan Wood
Relationship problems. X about me, you need to beat your coworker's ass.
Jess Hilarious
X about Me, your co worker need.
Morgan Wood
To beat your ass. Call it up. It's Dr. Jess and I'm here to fix your mess. It's getting very much messy. Let me fix it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Jess. Hilarious Charlamagne the guy we are the Breakfast Club. It's time for Jess Fix my Mess. Hello, who's this?
Morgan Wood
Hi, my name's Rosie from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, Rosie from pa. What's your question for Jess?
Morgan Wood
Hi, Jess. Also, I want to say congratulations. Thank you, babe, no problem. But my relationship question or fix my mess is not dealing with a spouse or anything. It's more so with my father. Okay. And do you have any advice for.
DJ Envy
Me to get over the fact that.
Morgan Wood
He does not want a relationship for me? So he still currently does not want a relationship with you. How old are you? I'm 28.
DJ Envy
I tried to rekindle our relationship maybe like two days ago and he just shooed me away and locked the door on them.
Morgan Wood
Damn. Okay. Have you ever had a relationship with him or has it's never been a relationship with your dad. It's always been rocky. But I became a first time mom last year, so congratulations.
DJ Envy
And how much it hurts that he.
Morgan Wood
Is not in my life. Yeah, because you want your dad to be a part of your child's life as him or her granddad. Right? His or her granddad. Right.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Morgan Wood
Yeah. I would suggest therapy, but if he, if he's not even open to having a conversation with you, that's something that he has to work on. It is, I promise. Promise you it's not you, it's definitely him. Have you talked to your mom about anything like, has like what transpired with them?
DJ Envy
Yeah, I talked to my mom every day.
Morgan Wood
They're divorced, so they were married. They, they, they were married. It Wasn't like a. A situation where it was like a one night stand and then you happened or whatever. Like they were in a full blown marriage?
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Morgan Wood
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
No.
DJ Envy
And also my father remains a relationship.
Morgan Wood
With one of my sibling, but not me. So it kind of makes you feel like, what did I do? Why am I not worthy of that daddy daughter relationship? I definitely understand it. That's something that he has to work on. You know, I. I get it. You're only gonna have one dad. You only have one mom. You know, and he can't make another you. He can make another child, but he can't make another you. But you can't make someone have a relationship with you. And I know it hurts, but if, like I said, if he's not open to having even a conversation with you, it'll probably be even more of a struggle to get him into a therapy session. But that's what I do suggest. I'm sorry about that. Okay.
Jess Hilarious
Well, thank you.
Morgan Wood
Yes.
DJ Envy
I'm in therapy myself.
Morgan Wood
I'm not sure for him, but yeah.
DJ Envy
We'Ll look into that.
Morgan Wood
But that's all you can do. That's all you can do is work on yourself and. And be the parent that he wasn't for you, for your child, you know.
Jess Hilarious
And that's exactly what I. I am.
Morgan Wood
Yes.
Jess Hilarious
Thank you.
Morgan Wood
No problem. Feel better, baby. Thank you for your time. And also again, congratulations on your newborn. Thank you, honey.
Charlamagne Tha God
Alrighty. That's just fixed my mess. 800-585-1051. Now we have just. With the mess coming up.
Morgan Wood
Yes. I'm trying to figure out how two of the chief's players got their house burglarized within hours of the same. Within the same. Like the same day.
Jess Hilarious
Sound like a scam.
Morgan Wood
I was a part. Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
Jess Hilarious
Like a bear. The person that burglarizes.
Morgan Wood
No, we gonna get into it though.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. We'll get into it when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. You know who the biggest instigator is? Charlamagne. I just, you know, not that I just realized that, but I just confirmed. You are the biggest. Yes, you are.
Jess Hilarious
I can. I encourage y'all to get mentally healthy and turn to God. That's what I be encouraging people to do. That's what I instigate. Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
You ever check yourself with bipolar? Cause like some days you be on that and then sometimes you just be the biggest instigator.
Jess Hilarious
You know, it's so crazy. Crazy how you used to get slapped in the 90s.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm not messing with him today.
Jess Hilarious
Nobody got more fake war thug stories than envy, you hear me? Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
I got no stories.
Jess Hilarious
Am I lying?
Charlamagne Tha God
I was a Catholic. I went to Catholics.
Jess Hilarious
Press somebody.
Charlamagne Tha God
I never press nobody.
Jess Hilarious
Pull his hand.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm a good guy. Never.
Jess Hilarious
Nobody knows those things but him.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nope. I was a good gentleman. I don't know what you're talking about.
Morgan Wood
There's no witnesses.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm a.
Morgan Wood
What you saying?
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm a father of six, a husband, a God fearing man. I don't know what this gentleman is talking about. Don't judge me on the past. Judge me on now and the future.
Jess Hilarious
You don't have a past. You just said you don't have a past.
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly. That's what I'm talking about.
Jess Hilarious
He can't even help himself now. You about to tell a lie now.
Charlamagne Tha God
I went to Catholic school. I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
Morgan Wood
Okay, let's get started.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, let's get to Jess with the mess. I'mma kiss you right now. You know what?
Jess Hilarious
Oh my God. Yeah, I heard that rumor too.
Morgan Wood
You ain't bitten that one. Damn. Whether it's Jessica Robert, Mo J don't do no lying. She don't spare nobody Worldwide.
Jess Hilarious
Jess Worldwide on the Breakfast Club, She's a coach.
DJ Envy
She was able to get y'all to.
Morgan Wood
See something and understand something that nobody could get you to see.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's time to set it off.
Morgan Wood
All right, so Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce rock back in October. Patrick Mahomes's house was burglarized. To be specific, it happened on October 6 at his home in Belton, Missouri. Right. And what makes it crazy is that less than 48 hours later, Travis Kelsey home was burglarized. And Travis lives in Leawood, Kansas, which is about 20 minute drive from each other. All right, so he lives. So for those who don't know, Missouri and Kansas, they're two different states obviously, but they are like within minutes of each other.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like New York and New Jersey, right?
Morgan Wood
Yep, yep, yep. So Patrick and Ch. Patrick and Travis, they haven't spoke on it until now in a press conference. Patrick spoke lightly on it.
Jess Hilarious
Patrick, just your first reaction. I know it's been over a month since this happened historically, but your first.
Morgan Wood
Reaction when you realize you're part of.
Jess Hilarious
The sort of targeted situation that happened.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, I mean, obviously it's. It's fresh, frustrating.
Jess Hilarious
This is disappointing.
Morgan Wood
I mean, I can't get into too.
Jess Hilarious
Many of the details because the investigation.
Morgan Wood
Is still ongoing, but obviously something that you don't want to happen to really anybody, but obviously yourself.
Jess Hilarious
We know this happened midnight on. On a Sunday morning before that Monday night football game. Were you or your family, Were you guys home?
Morgan Wood
Yeah. I can't speak too much about the.
Jess Hilarious
Details of everything, just with the investigation.
DJ Envy
Going on, but I'm sure at some point that will.
Jess Hilarious
That will be talked about. I'm shocked that happened before they. Hours later.
Morgan Wood
Yeah. Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Because I would think, like you would think it would happen on a game day because everybody know exactly where they at.
Charlamagne Tha God
But that's what he said. They said it happened the night another.
Jess Hilarious
One happened 48 hours later.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, that was. Yeah, not even 40 hours. 48 hours.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. Probably because they were traveling. That's. That's the sad thing about a lot of these. These basketball players, NBA players and. And football players, hockey players, baseball players. They know when they're traveling because you can just check the schedule, you know?
Morgan Wood
Yep. That is true.
Jess Hilarious
They also can afford 24 hours. 7. 24. 7 day a week security, too, though.
Morgan Wood
Yeah, absolutely. Hell yeah. It's especially. Especially Travis right now. Ask your girlfriend for it. It don't matter. Like it don't matter. It's something you. You can afford it. But I'm gonna say, just for the record, Patrick don't look like he sound like that. I didn't know that he sounded.
Jess Hilarious
Wait a minute. He's biracial. Okay. No. So he can tap in and tap out at any moment.
Morgan Wood
Okay.
Jess Hilarious
Because he can be Negro and he can be Caucasian. All right. That was his Caucasian side.
Morgan Wood
I see.
Jess Hilarious
I see he do the suspect challenge and tell himself one side.
Morgan Wood
Martin Lawrence on future projects. So he sat down with Jennifer Hudson on her show, and during the interview, they spoke on some of his upcoming projects. One of your daughters is dating Eddie Murphy, Son.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wow. He's a.
Jess Hilarious
He's a great young man.
Morgan Wood
I love that for them.
Jess Hilarious
We let them do their own thing and make.
Morgan Wood
Make their choices and stay out of.
Jess Hilarious
Their business and let them find their way.
DJ Envy
Just thinking of you, Eddie Murphy.
Morgan Wood
Do y'all have any movies in the works? Coming together song.
Jess Hilarious
Eddie's working on something he told me about. I don't know the name of it right now, but there's something. We're working on something.
DJ Envy
Oh, that's all we want to hear.
Morgan Wood
Is it a sequel to Blue Streak?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. Yeah, we going to do a sequel to Blue Streak. We're writing it right now and.
Morgan Wood
All right. I don't understand how it could be a sequel but that's one of my favorite Martin movies. So I'm just going. Blue Street.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yep.
Morgan Wood
And National Security. But I. I don't know. We. It could be.
Jess Hilarious
I thought he was talking about him and Eddie. I. I would like to see a life too. Right. But it would have to be.
Morgan Wood
Oh, wow.
Jess Hilarious
Their. Their. Their last days after they got out of prison because, you know, they didn't probably live that much longer, but just to see what they did when they got out prison.
Morgan Wood
Remember, they went to a baseball game.
Jess Hilarious
What else did they do? Oh, that would be fun. They did die. I know they died.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Jess Hilarious
But. But what they do in their last days out, that would be fun to watch.
Morgan Wood
Well, hopefully we get that too. Kehlani addresses rumors. So Kehlani is currently in court going through a legal battle with her baby daddy. If you remember, a few months ago, he had made some allegations against Kehlani, claiming that she was endangering their child. He was mad after she made us all believe he was gay. So he said Kehlani was in a cult and the cult was convincing her to make poor decisions around their child's well being. Now some of the court documents are circulating, and another allegation is that Kehlani has an appropriate relationship with their daughter because she suggested that they were married in her past life, her and her daughter. And she took to Instagram. I know that that's. That's what it is. So she had took Instagram to post like, screenshots of her and her baby daddy's text messages, like, to. Because he. All right, so she went to a person that specializes in people's past life, right? And she was just joking around. And you can tell in the text message messages that she was just playing and joking. But he had. She claims that he altered the text messages to make it seem like, you know, like he was basically baiting her into telling him everything that she's doing to endanger the child. But, like, if you read them. I'm gonna just read one. This is something that she said she was telling him that the lady told her. She said she got eaten by a shark in her previous life. And after that she got shot off the boat by some Spaniards. Like, this is all. But she says LOL all throughout. She got laughing emojis. And then in a point in the conversation, she says all these people probably lying. I don't know. You know what I'm saying? So. But he deleted some of his responses.
Charlamagne Tha God
He deleted the LOL and deleted that.
Morgan Wood
So he's. His responses are like, oh, brother. Gotta be way more skeptical of these people. What information did she use to reach that conclusion? But you can tell, like, he altered him or whatever, Right? So. And my thing is, she could have just posted her side of it to see what he deleted, but she said she don't have to do that online. She's handling everything in court. But some things just wanted to come online to. To prove. Because this is asinine. This is ridiculous. So, yeah, they're going to be battling that in court. More. More updates coming on that. That's Jess with Miss.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, well, thank you, Jess. Now, up next, we got the People's Choice Mix. Get your request in right now. 800-585-105 1 is the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.
Jess Hilarious
Your mornings will never be the same.
Charlamagne Tha God
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Env. Just hilarious Charlamagne, the guy we are the Breakfast Club. Reminding you guys, this weekend, Jess is going to be out in DC.
Morgan Wood
I'm going to be in DC at Warner Theater. The show starts at 7. The doors open up at 6. Also, DJ Quicksilver will be opening the show from 6 to 7. Get there, feel the vibes. Get your drinks before me and Desi come out on the stage. Get your tickets@livenation.com or warnertheaterdc.com or if you on my website, jessalarisofficial.com I will see you tomorrow, DC and then Saturday. Saturday I have a movie premiere. My brother Desi is dropping his movie, his second movie, and he's the writer of it, director and everything. And I'm in the movie. So that's the one on Peacock. No, no, no. The one on Peacock. I'm actually executive producer of. I forgot that. So, yeah, Hey, I hate. I love you. It's streaming now on Peacock. You can watch it right now. After you finish listening to the Breakfast Club, you can go on there and watch it and let me know your feedback in my comments.
Jess Hilarious
The beauty of that is you. You meet people where they are. So you got one movie on Peacock, another one on Tubi. You covering so much ground.
Charlamagne Tha God
Is that.
Jess Hilarious
You look at you thinking, is that.
Charlamagne Tha God
A compliment or not? That's what you think?
Jess Hilarious
That is a compliment.
Morgan Wood
I keep telling him, stop mentioning 2B.
Jess Hilarious
What's wrong with 2B?
Morgan Wood
Yeah, because we focusing on Peacock right now, y'all. I'm moving out.
Jess Hilarious
But Desi is on Tubi.
Morgan Wood
Why you guys saying like that?
Jess Hilarious
Cause I like Tubi. Okay? You was once on Tubi.
Morgan Wood
I am on now.
Jess Hilarious
You see, I'm People, get on Peacock now.
Morgan Wood
There you go, hbo. I'm everywhere. Y'all stop playing with me.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, when we come back, we got the positive notice, the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy.
Jess Hilarious
Jess.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hilarious. Y'all mean the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Now, salute to Cash Doll for joining us this morning.
Jess Hilarious
Cash Doll. Her new album, the Last Doll, comes out tomorrow.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Jess Hilarious
I'm mad. I miss Cash Doll, man. Salute to Cash Doll.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. Salute to Cash Doll now. You got a positive. No, Charlemagne.
Jess Hilarious
I do. I want to tell everybody I'm going to be back on the Daily show tonight, man. So make sure you check that out on. On Comedy Central. And also, I want to just thank the city of Newark, New Jersey. Man. Yesterday was the grand opening of our legal dispensary in Newark, New Jersey, called Hashtoria. The grand opening started at 11am because those are the hours, 11am to 7pm and, man, it was crazy. It was a movie out there. So salute to everybody who pulled up, man. It was literally a line down the block from 11am Till, you know, we closed at 7pm at night. So salute to everybody at Hastoria, 799 Broad. Thank you. 799 Broad Street, Newark, New Jersey. A legal dispensary in Newark. Okay. It's been a long process. Took us four years to get this thing off the ground. But we open now, so we appreciate your business and support. There you go. Now, the positive note is simply this. Surrender and let go of the past, okay? Whatever life takes away from you, let it go. When you surrender and let go of the past, you allow yourself to be fully alive in the moment. Letting go of the past means that you can enjoy the dream dream that is happening right now. Y'all have a great day.
Charlamagne Tha God
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DJ Envy
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Charlamagne Tha God
Because if you Want it to be perfect.
DJ Envy
It needs to be crispy. Next, get a big cup of ice because everyone knows Diet Coke is best served swimming in ice. Then sip it slowly, feel that burn and enjoy your break for as long as possible. When you need a break, don't forget to grab an ice cold Diet Coke and take a Diet Coke break.
Jess Hilarious
Hey, it's me, Tyler. Both open earbuds are stylish. The color, the way it looks, it looks almost like an earring, you know.
Morgan Wood
So I feel like it could go with anything.
Jess Hilarious
My style is very fun. I feel like I always look like I'm on holiday. I just really like playing around with it and tying it to the music. So yeah, I really feel like the music I'm making right now feels like a holiday.
Morgan Wood
So I want to look like it soon.
Jess Hilarious
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Charlamagne Tha God
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DJ Envy
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Morgan Wood
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DJ Envy
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Morgan Wood
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DJ Envy
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Morgan Wood
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The Breakfast Club Podcast Summary
Episode Title: FULL SHOW: Mark Zuckerberg Links With T-Pain For Cringe Collab Song, Meek Mill Says "No Diddy Gang", Ray J Says He's Got The 411 On The Freak-Offs + More
Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts
Description: The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy And Charlamagne Tha God!
Peaceful Transition of Power: In a significant political update, President Biden met with President Elect Donald Trump at the White House to discuss a peaceful transition of power. During the meeting, Biden highlighted the economic strides of his administration, stating at [06:33], “Not everyone has felt the progress because it takes time. We've emerged from a crisis.” He further emphasized, “We have the strongest economy in the world” ([06:38]).
Republican Majority in the House: Donald Trump also engaged with House GOP leaders, expressing gratitude for their support. At [07:04], Trump remarked, “We worked with a lot of you to get you in. Then you helped me, and you helped me, too.” The Republicans secured a narrow majority in the House, with NBC News projecting their continued control, which provides President Elect Trump an advantageous position to implement his policies.
Senate Leadership Shift: South Dakota’s John Thune has been elected as the new Senate Majority Leader, replacing Kentucky’s Mitch McConnell. Thune stated at [25:26], “It's a new day in the United States Senate and it's a new day in America.” He emphasized the GOP’s unity and commitment to supporting Trump’s agenda, focusing on border security and removing violent criminals ([25:41]).
Attorney General Nomination: Trump nominated Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz for Attorney General, highlighting Gaetz as “deeply gifted and a tenacious attorney” ([25:50]). However, Gaetz has faced past allegations, including investigations for sex trafficking ([26:50]).
Mark Zuckerberg and T-Pain Collaboration: A surprising collaboration surfaced as Mark Zuckerberg teamed up with rapper T-Pain to recreate the classic hit “Get Low” originally by the Yin-Yang Twins. Morgan Wood discussed the collaboration at [20:32], questioning the motive behind Zuckerberg’s involvement and noting T-Pain’s response to backlash on social media platforms owned by Zuckerberg himself. T-Pain defended the collaboration, asserting its wholesome intent and dedication to personal relationships ([21:51]).
Cash Doll’s New Album: Detroit’s Cash Doll joined the show to promote her upcoming album, "The Last Doll," set to release on Friday. During the interview, Cash Doll shared insights into her creative process, highlighting that the album reflects personal growth and experiences, including songs about mental health and motherhood ([43:41]).
DJ Envy’s Personal Stories: DJ Envy opened up about his experiences with home burglaries involving his expensive jewelry. He recounted incidents where perpetrators stole items from his vehicles and home, leading him to invest in security systems and cameras to protect his assets ([46:07], [50:49]).
James from North Carolina on Disrespectful Songs: A caller named James criticized a Chris Brown song for its disrespectful lyrics, questioning the norms in R&B and hip-hop regarding relationship portrayals ([10:30]). The hosts debated the societal acceptance of such content, reflecting on past instances like Carl Thomas’s stalking issues ([11:21]).
Tyler from Long Island on Political Slander: Tyler expressed frustration over political rumors about Trump, addressing how media narratives can distort public perception. He advocated for evaluating candidates based on their track records rather than sensationalized claims ([10:30]-[13:57]).
Rosie from Pennsylvania on Father-Daughter Relationships: Rosie sought advice on coping with her father’s refusal to engage in a relationship. The hosts recommended therapy and emphasized self-focus, acknowledging the emotional toll of estranged familial relationships ([87:22]-[90:02]).
Meek Mill Rejects "Diddy Gang": Meek Mill publicly disavowed any association with Diddy’s entourage, emphasizing his independence and distancing himself from past affiliations. At [70:56], Jess Hilarious noted, “No Diddy gang. Meek Mill in real life. Don’t ever disrespect me.”
Ray J on the "Freak-Offs" Documentary: Ray J revealed inside information about the controversial "Freak-Offs" documentary created by Diddy, claiming he knows who attended and the true happenings behind the scenes. The hosts discussed the potential legal implications and media attention surrounding these revelations ([66:33]-[67:19]).
The hosts mourned the passing of legendary musician Quincy Jones, who died at 91 from pancreatic cancer. Morgan Wood conveyed the news, expressing condolences and highlighting Jones’s significant contributions to music ([23:53]-[24:21]).
Bear Costume Burglaries: Recent burglaries involving individuals in bear suits attacking luxury cars were discussed. The hosts criticized the absurdity and intelligence of these scams, emphasizing that such acts reflect poorly on human ingenuity and social behavior ([75:00]-[83:07]).
Insurance Fraud Scheme: Four men were arrested for staging bear attacks on luxury vehicles to defraud insurance companies, resulting in over $141,000 in claims. The hosts highlighted the incompetence and audacity of the perpetrators, linking it to broader themes of societal distrust and alienation ([74:08]-[83:07]).
Jess Hilarious concluded the episode with an uplifting message encouraging listeners to “surrender and let go of the past” to fully embrace and enjoy the present moments. This segment emphasized personal growth and living in the now ([100:09]-[100:18]).
President Biden ([06:33]): “Not everyone has felt the progress because it takes time. We've emerged from a crisis.”
Matt Gaetz ([25:50]): “Few issues are more important than ending the partisan weaponization of the justice system.”
John Thune ([25:26]): “It's a new day in the United States Senate and it's a new day in America.”
DJ Envy ([43:41]): “I talk about my son, I talk about my daughter. I reflect on my life and where I'm at and where I want to go.”
T-Pain ([21:51]): “All of the people that's like, oh, you just trying to get in front of the Mark Zuckerberg thing,” defending his collaboration.
This episode of The Breakfast Club delved into significant political transitions, unexpected celebrity collaborations, personal stories from hosts and listeners, and notable updates from the entertainment industry. Through engaging discussions and candid interviews, the hosts provided insightful commentary on current events, relationships, and societal issues, all while maintaining their signature blend of humor and seriousness.