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DJ Envy
Geico's motorcycle expertise gives me the coverage I need.
Jess Hilarious
Like 24.7claims, I'm on cloud nine.
Charlamagne Tha God
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Lauren LaRosa
Weight of an adult human.
DJ Envy
What's happening?
Charlamagne Tha God
Furthermore, clouds are not numbered.
Lauren LaRosa
Even if you procured a jetpack and.
Charlamagne Tha God
Searched, you'd find no cloud numbered nine. However, at that altitude, you'd likely befriend.
Lauren LaRosa
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Lauren LaRosa
Would take you in and even share.
NLE Choppa
Their dinner of crickets and clovers with you.
Charlamagne Tha God
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John Cameron Mitchell
This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.
Jess Hilarious
Karen, where have you brought us?
John Cameron Mitchell
Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or where you get your podcasts.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, kids, it's me, Kevin Smith.
Harley Quinn Smith
And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith.
NLE Choppa
That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dickless version of me.
NLE Choppa
And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless Me. I'm the old one, I'm the young one.
Charlamagne Tha God
And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard.
NLE Choppa
Sounds innocent, doesn't it? A lot of cussing, a lot of bad language. It's for adults only.
Charlamagne Tha God
Or listen to it with your kid. Could be a family show.
NLE Choppa
We're not quite sure. We're still figuring it out.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's a work in progress. Listen to Beardless me on the iHeartRadio.
NLE Choppa
App, Apple Podcasts, or where you get your podcasts.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here?
John Cameron Mitchell
Ow.
Charlamagne Tha God
Go slower. From Blumhouse TV, iHeart podcasts and Ember 20 comes an all new fictional comedy podcast series. Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he.
DJ Envy
Unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. I've been spending all my time looking.
Jess Hilarious
For answers about what happened to Santi.
DJ Envy
And what's the way to find a missing person. Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. Listen to the hookup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite show.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning, usa yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Jess. Hilarious.
Morgan
Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
Charlemagne is out. What up, Lauren?
Jess Hilarious
Hey, y'all. Good morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
And today is Tuesday. It's a long week, too. What's up, Jess? How you feeling?
Morgan
I feel good. I feel good, man. Yo, I've been getting into Tyler Perry's Beauty and Black. They. They continued that show on Netflix.
Jess Hilarious
Is it good?
Morgan
It's really.
Jess Hilarious
Everybody's talking about it, and the second season was in the top 10 of Netflix. I was like, I need to go watch it. But I ain't sat and watched it.
Morgan
So I don't think it's the second season. I think he just continued the first one.
Charlamagne Tha God
Gotcha.
Morgan
Like, did it like how 50 used to do power. He used to, like, halt it in the middle, and then they'll finish the second part of the season. But it is good. This is the best show, the best drama show that I've seen from Tyler Perry. Like, this is really, really good.
Jess Hilarious
Your hair looks so good.
Morgan
Thank you. So does yours.
Jess Hilarious
And, you know, I always tell me.
Morgan
I like you with no makeup. Well, you look good with makeup, but I like you with.
Jess Hilarious
You don't gotta clarify. I know what you mean.
Morgan
But your hair is g. How you doing, Emmy?
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm good. I. You know, I was thinking about you saying, watching Tyler Perry. I've never gotten to a lot of Tyler Perry stuff. I love Tyler Perry as a person. I love what he does. I love the fact that he employs so many people. I love the fact that he built a studio. I love the fact that he does it on his time.
Jess Hilarious
But you don't watch his movies.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know why? Because sometimes when I do it, it just seems like it's overly fake. Like that one time that one guy got punched and he spun three times and he fell on the floor and he tooted his butt up, and he was like, ah, I just can't take that serious.
Morgan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's that type of show.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what I mean? And I know it's the soap opera thing. My mom used to watch it, but it's just too much. Like, maybe if you just spun once. Yeah, but he spun three times and then fell tooted his butt up.
Jess Hilarious
Ah.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just was like, that doesn't really happen in life.
Morgan
That's how some gays probably fall, though.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay. All right.
Jess Hilarious
You said it somewhere.
Morgan
That's how some gays fall when they gay.
Jess Hilarious
Okay. I wanted to make sure. That's what I heard. Yeah, yeah.
Morgan
You know, not all gays. You know, some gays fall differently.
Jess Hilarious
I get the word. And I'm like, did she just say that?
Morgan
You're right.
Charlamagne Tha God
But Solic, salute to Tyler Perry. I love everything that Tyler Perry's doing, what he created for himself. And sometimes you just go down that rabbit hole of studying what he did, and you be like, man, this black man has really done it from the gutter, you know, and created his own fan base and grew that fan base. And now he does what he wants to do, and he pays the people that he wants to pay, how he wants to pay it. And that's. That's what we should all look up to, do when it went, when things like that. So salute to that brother, Tyler Perry. And also, he reached out to me a couple times when I was down and was like, just hold your head in me. And I was like, I got a billionaire calling me. I was like, I must be all right.
Jess Hilarious
Can he come up? I have been telling Charlamagne for a minute, Tyler Perry needs to sit down with the Breakfast Club. That would be an epic interview. And I don't know why it hasn't happened yet.
Morgan
Why can't you reach out?
Jess Hilarious
I've been trying to respect Charlamagne's relationship with him and not go around him, but I think I will.
Charlamagne Tha God
When do you ever respect anybody's relationship? You always go around people like, when is it a thing now with Tyler Perry?
Jess Hilarious
First of all, I always ask y'all first, and then I go around y'all.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, so you asked him, and now you go around him.
Jess Hilarious
I'm gonna do that. Cause I really think that that'd be a great conversation up here, business wise, entertainment wise, all of that.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think so, too. All right, well, today on the show, we have Analy Choppa joining us. He's in his first lead role as King David in Black Heat. Now, I wasn't here for that interview. How was Nle Chopper and Ellie?
Morgan
Chopper is always fun. He's always cool. He's very humble. You know, he's very intentional with how he speaks. And him and that mama would say, you know, wherever he go, his mama gonna be right there behind him.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Morgan
I love and respect that.
Charlamagne Tha God
So we're gonna kick it with nle chop. And then we got front page news next. More gonna be putting on to everything that's going down now. I, I, I'm not sure if this is true, but did they text war plans to somebody that wasn't in the White House?
Jess Hilarious
Child, I've been saying that all over Twitter. Last night, I, I don't know, arguing about that or something else, but I, I thought it was fake. But then I saw Hillary Clinton tweet something. It was a whole tea last night on Twitter.
Charlamagne Tha God
So now don't front. Don't act like you didn't. You never talked about somebody and texted to the person you talked about. That never happened.
Jess Hilarious
But for you to be the president or, or his cabinet, honey, it's giving Real Housewives of the White House. And I don't know, but I'm tuning in, baby. I was tuned in.
Charlamagne Tha God
We'll get to that next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Jess. Hilarious Charlamagne. The God is outlawing the roast is filling in. You gotta let the mustard pop. Just turn up this for a little bit. You gotta let the mustard ball go. It's coming up. It's coming up. It's not enough. Cuz I know somebody's driving in their car and they just waiting for that part. They just want to scream it so loud, but it's not enough. I know you in your car, you're at the gym. You just want to scream this part. Here we go. Do it. What's up?
Lauren LaRosa
Front page news.
Morgan
Somebody gotta do it.
Jess Hilarious
Somebody gotta do it.
Morgan
That's right.
Lauren LaRosa
Oh, yeah. Turn the radios out. Turn them radios up. Okay, we about to get into the front page news. Yes, thank you very much. Very envy. I like that. Okay, so, yeah, we were talking about it before the break, but have you ever text the wrong thing to the wrong person? Right. So the White House definitely did that. The editor of the Atlantic says he received an accidental text from the Defense Secretary. The Defense Secretary, Pete Hegseth, that included key details about a plan to bomb Houthi targets in Yemen. So Jeffrey Goldberg is his name. He was included on a text chain on the encrypted messaging app signal that also appeared to include Vice President J.D. vance, National Security Adviser Mike Walsh, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard. And Hegseth, of course, was also on that thread yesterday. President Trump, he said he was unaware of the situation. Moments later, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth claimed the journalist cannot be Trusted and he also denied any sensitive information. Information was leaked but we all saw it. Right? So let's take a listen to those comments from Trump and Hegseth.
NLE Choppa
I don't know anything about big fan of the Atlantic.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's to me it's a magazine that's.
NLE Choppa
Going out of business.
Jess Hilarious
I think it's not much of a.
Charlamagne Tha God
Magazine but I know nothing about it. You're talking about a deceitful and highly discredited so called journalist who's made a.
John Cameron Mitchell
Profession of peddling hoaxes time and time again.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nobody was texting war plans and that's all I have to say about that.
Lauren LaRosa
Hey, hey, not too much on the journalist. Isn't that their job?
Charlamagne Tha God
So did it happen or did it not happen? I'm confused now.
Lauren LaRosa
Did a National Security Council spokesman verified the authenticity of the text group to Goldberg. The message was reportedly including included weapons to be used to target across Yemen. And timing this all comes two hours ahead of the attacks to which Trump actually said was very effective.
Charlamagne Tha God
So yeah, you know what I don't understand. I understand if you did get those texts right and you know those texts weren't supposed to be to you, why would you put it out there? Like that's what I don't understand. Like you are a journalist but this is your country and you know releasing some of that stuff can probably or might affect some of the things that happen. Why would you put that out there?
Jess Hilarious
Like you think I'm a sit on that? You know how big of a story that is? That's why you put it out there.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, but this is your country and if it could affect military, it could affect people that's out there working.
Jess Hilarious
Nobody cares about that. Because you want to get, you have bylines, you want to get the clicks, you want to sensationalize and it's in 2025. Nobody cares about that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't care about people, huh? They care more about likes and tick tock numbers.
Jess Hilarious
Not even dot com numbers. Google trends. Like I'm just being real. Like that's why you put it out there. But also too I think depending on where that journalist sits politically, like it's kind of like exposing how careless. I think that's what they were trying to do. Exposing how careless an administration could be which is also dangerous. So maybe that's their way of saying yo, if I care about my people, like y'all need to know your president and his administration are accidentally sending something this serious.
Lauren LaRosa
Absolutely, Lauren, Absolutely. I mean that's some. That's been a long trend Right now with the administration. I mean, even with this whole deportation flight thing, they were worried about the judge having sensitive information that, is that what they call, you know, a could be a breach of national security. So here we are in this exact same situation, and y'all sending out the wrong text to the wrong people. So, yeah. Meanwhile, let's, while I'm on the topic really quickly, an appeals court is set to decide whether the Trump administration can continue deporting, deporting immigrants with the Alien Enemies Act. The White House has maintained it can use the 18th century Wartime law to deport alleged Venezuelan gang members. A federal judge blocked that effort, claiming the immigrants are entitled to individual hearings, AKA due process, to determine if they are indeed gang members. Now, a three judge panel heard the arguments yesterday from the Department of Justice and will issue a ruling soon. So we will see what's happening with that as well. But yeah, on the in the next hour, we'll talk tariffs. It's Tariff Tuesday.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, boy. All right. Well, that is front page news. Thank you, Morgan. Everybody else, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. Again, 800-585-1051. Get it off your chest. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
NLE Choppa
The Breakfast Club. Yo, Charlemagne.
Charlamagne Tha God
Envy, what up?
Jess Hilarious
Are we live?
Charlamagne Tha God
This is your time to get it off your chest. I got an indoor pool. We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club. We can get on the phone right now. He'll tell you what it is. Hello? Who's this?
NLE Choppa
Hey, good morning, Envy. Good morning, Jazz. Good morning, Laura. This is Sean calling from Utah, formerly from Brooklyn.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up?
Morgan
Good morning.
NLE Choppa
Hey, good morning, Everybody. It's about 4:12 in the morning. I'm on my way into work. I work for one of these defense contractors out here. I just wanted to say I find it strange how Pete Hegseth can sit there and say that it's a, a journalist that's discredited and nobody likes it, but yet this man got him in his phone.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's true.
NLE Choppa
Simple facts.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's true.
NLE Choppa
Simple fact.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do you think it was dangerous? Do you think it was dangerous that he put the fact that he received the text out there and what the war plans were? Do you think that was pretty dangerous?
NLE Choppa
Well, I worked overseas for 19 years and we real talk and we use signal between ourselves, just as contractors. Nothing, nothing critical, nothing sensitive. I think it was kind of dumb to put that on a minimalized chat box. You know, a chat User that. That's not really that secure.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
NLE Choppa
And again, if you gonna put it out there to somebody that you're saying not much of a journalist, but yet you have this journalist in your phone. What's the point?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I'm really surprised that the president and his cabinet don't have their own phones, just. Only that they have. You know, I mean, like when. When, you know, the president hits. The vice President hits, you know, Secretary of Defense. Like, it's just them on that line. You know, it's just weird that he just got him in a regular iPhone.
NLE Choppa
Well, even where I work now, I work again. I work for a company that. I don't know. Can I say the name online on it?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, you used to work there. I mean.
NLE Choppa
Okay, well, okay. I work for All About Space Defense. And I. You have a work phone and then you have a personal phone. As soon as I got to that job. Here's your. Here's your work phone. This. This line is secure. That type of thing.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what I would assume. All right. But thank you.
NLE Choppa
Right, right. I appreciate you. I wish Charlemagne was there. Listen, real quick, two things. One, can I get Charlotte's book? Because I just had a birthday that passed on March 3rd. I know he's not there. That's the bad part.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, I'm sure he would give it to you. Give it to you.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
So. Yeah, but I'll put your hole. And I just gotta ask what the hel. To do in Utah.
NLE Choppa
Believe. Believe it or not, there's a whole lot. There's a. There's a. It's a good life out here, man. It's a step back. You know, I was born in 1970, and it's. It's easy living out here, and the money's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
NLE Choppa
You got to.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, well, have a good one, brother.
Morgan
Yes. It's black people in Utah.
Jess Hilarious
That's what they say. Could people ask me that about Delaware? And I'll be like, yes, but Utah is like.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think it's like Mormon country, ain't it?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, like, I figured it would be like that.
Morgan
Yeah, it is. But it is black people that live there, for sure.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hello? Who's this?
NLE Choppa
Yo, what's good? This is Keith from Brooklyn. You heard?
Charlamagne Tha God
Keith from Brooklyn. Yurt. What's up? Keith from Brooklyn? Yeah.
NLE Choppa
Oh, damn, man. Why do you hate me so much? Envy. I love you to death, man. You know? You know, I'm your biggest fan.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just said your name. Keith from Brooklyn. Yurg.
Morgan
He sound like he.
NLE Choppa
You really Sound, like, so sad when you hear from me. All right.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up, brother?
NLE Choppa
Hey. Nothing. I just wanted to. I got smoke for Lauren. For. For what? She said, talk about some. Ooh, you know, about all those cliques and all that. Yo, what kind of un American stuff is that? Honestly, I think the Atlantic is ro. Wrong for even doing something like that. If you got some information like that, why you think that's something you need to put out there for everybody?
Jess Hilarious
You ups. Are you. Are you. You're not happy that you're informed that you know what's happening, though, like that?
NLE Choppa
What? No. Yeah, exactly. No, I mean, I'm an American. Like, I'm an American. I feel like that's something that should have been kept on the wrap. Like, the responsible thing to do. The responsible thing to do would have been to be like, hey, yo, I think y'all sent this to me by mistake. This looks like sensitive information, national security. Like, that's a real American thing to do.
Jess Hilarious
I hear you. But for me, on my side of it, not even just as a journalist, but as a person, I want to know, like, I feel like there's now an accountability that's going to have to happen in that administration because of that slip.
NLE Choppa
Okay, well, God bless you guys. Love y'all.
Morgan
Love you, too.
Jess Hilarious
Right?
Morgan
That's because it's a different perspective on it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest Whether you're mad or blessed I hate the way that you walk the way that you talk I hate the way that you dress Everything with me is blessed. Call up now 800-585-1051 not just me, I'm with the culture feeling.
Harley Quinn Smith
Hello?
Charlamagne Tha God
Who's this?
NLE Choppa
Yo, this is Jaquil. How y'all doing?
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up, Jaquil? Get it off your chest. Oh, yeah.
NLE Choppa
My question for Jess. Hey, we trying to see. Me and my wife trying to see when you coming down to Houston.
Morgan
Hey, so the. The date that I had on the books, D.L. hughley was also booked that same night, so the club overbooked, and of course they gonna go with the OG So we. We're trying to figure out a date now that I can come back to Houston because they overbooked themselves. They double booked. And D.L. hughley is the. You know, he's the bigger talent, so he has to. He has to do his shows.
NLE Choppa
Oh, okay. I Did see. I did see that on the website, so I was, like, confused.
Morgan
Yeah. Yeah, but sometimes that happens. Clubs, they. They book. Cause they may have booked him earlier last year, and then they just booked me, you know, the beginning of this year, but they was like, oh, we got D.L. hughley, so we can move you, and that's fine.
NLE Choppa
Okay. Okay. You know, I'll make sure I stay tuned, like.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
Morgan
Yeah, definitely, because I will be in Houston. Trust me. We're just trying to get a good date, that's all.
NLE Choppa
Okay. That's what's up. Hey, y'all stay blessed.
Morgan
Thank you, man. Thank you. I appreciate you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hello?
Morgan
Who's this?
NLE Choppa
Hi, Jess. It's Brianna.
Morgan
Hey, Brianna. Get it off your chest, girl.
Jess Hilarious
Hey, girl.
NLE Choppa
I love you so much.
Morgan
I love you so much.
NLE Choppa
I want to get off my chest. I feel like the government is trying to rage, bait us. I feel like with. With the way that he was texting in the messages, in the way, like, the. The climate is right now. I just feel like they just trying to cause an uproar.
Morgan
So you feel like it's playing.
NLE Choppa
They can leak some messages. Come on, now. I watch Scandals. I know what's going on.
Morgan
So you feel like it's planned. You don't even feel like that was real?
NLE Choppa
I feel like that's. I feel like it's real, but I feel like they wanted everybody to know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Morgan
Like, no, no, no. Like, not saying that the text wasn't real. You know, like what they're. What they intend to do, but.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Morgan
You think that they purposely did that?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Morgan
Gotcha. Brianna.
Jess Hilarious
What? I got a question. Race. Lauren, I have a question for you. But what do they get out of that, getting everybody riled up and upset like this?
NLE Choppa
They need to see the reaction. They need to see it before they actually go through it. They need to see the responses of the American people. And then you see how they was talking about Europe in the messages. They got to see how they gonna react to. It's a lot of backdoor. I don't know about because I'm not a politician, but I feel like they need to see before they act.
Jess Hilarious
Got you.
Morgan
That's a different perspective.
Jess Hilarious
Marketing poll with leaked text on accident is crazy.
Morgan
I appreciate that, babe.
NLE Choppa
That's right. Thank you. No accident, but y'all have a good day.
Morgan
Thank you, babe. You too. Love you, too. That was. Get it off your chest now. We got the latest with Lauren coming up, right?
Jess Hilarious
Yes, we do. Nia Long and Sherri shepherd got into, I don't know, Got into it. We. Girl, we gonna talk about it, okay?
Morgan
Me alone.
Jess Hilarious
And I didn't place a phone call. I didn't. I didn't have some conversations. It's a thing. It happen.
Morgan
All right.
Jess Hilarious
We're gonna talk about it.
Morgan
Okay. Yeah. It's the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get to the latest with Lauren.
Morgan
Lauren becoming a straight face.
Charlamagne Tha God
She gets it from somebody that knows somebody.
NLE Choppa
She gets the details.
Jess Hilarious
I'm the homegirl that knows a little bit about everything.
NLE Choppa
She be having the latest on the Beast, the Lord, the Latest with Lauren LaRosa. Sometimes you have facts. Sometimes you have details. Sometimes she have a everything. Oh, it's the latest on the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
Talk to me, y'all.
Jess Hilarious
It is going down in these New York streets. Okay? What Cherry shepherd and Neil, I would say, reportedly had a. Reportedly got into it. But I. It's not reportedly, because yesterday I spoke to a person who was very familiar with the situation who told me that it did happen. So I'm confirming that this did happen. And the person that Sherry shepherd has been talking about was Nia Long. Let's take a listen to what Sherri shepherd said. First. We went to the opening of Denzel Washington and Jake Gyllenhaal's show Othello. So this unnamed celebrity actress who shall remain nameless. I'm sitting there talking. Somebody grabbed my arms, and they forcefully turned me around. So I'm in a good mood. So I go, hi.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's going on?
Jess Hilarious
And she says to me, she goes, you've been shading me a lot. And I said to her, I said, no, no, I haven't. Cause I was really confused. And then she goes, yes, you have.
Morgan
And then she just walked off.
Jess Hilarious
First of all, I know who I shade.
Morgan
Cause I don't shade many people.
Jess Hilarious
And I never have shaded this unnamed celebrity.
Morgan
So I was mad.
Jess Hilarious
So I went to the bathroom during intermission. I stood there for 15 minutes waiting for a meeting in the ladies room. So I would say the unnamed celebrity. Because you think I done shaded you, which means you watch my show. I don't know who you think I am. Cause I know I didn't shade you. Matter of fact, when something scandalous came up about you, I was on your side. So I would say to unnamed celebrity, come sit on my couch so we.
Morgan
Can talk about it.
Jess Hilarious
Child. When she posted that, when Sherry shepherd show posted that yesterday, everybody was like, wait, what are you talking About. And then Page Six did a story and confirmed or reported reportedly on a source that the person that Sherry was talking about was Nia Long. So I got the call in because I'm like, hey, I don't want to put this on the along because first of all, I don't even. I don't see that for her. I don't see her running down on nobody. She seems like such a sweetheart, but, you know, she had a problem. She had a problem. It could still be a sweetheart, but from what I am told, yes, it was Nia Long that Sherry and got into this, you know, brief conversation with now. And she mentioned that I said, hey, come sit on the couch.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right?
Jess Hilarious
From what I am told, that is a genuine offer of like, they want to have the conversation to clear it up. But they have not confirmed anything. No one from the alongside her. It's reached out as of today, as of the 25th at 6:55aM But I'm going to keep.
Charlamagne Tha God
I respect Neil Long for stepping to Sherry. She felt the way and you know, she pulled it to the side and said, hey, look, stop shading me. See? But I also respect Sherry and I'm gonna tell you why. I know this has happened where somebody has played you, but you ain't get the fact that they played you till like 30 seconds later. And you be like, did they just play me now? I need my get back now. Now I'm gonna wait in the bathroom now. Why was she waiting in the bathroom? Did she think me along had to go to take a pee or something?
Harley Quinn Smith
I don't know.
Jess Hilarious
Yo, when I heard that, I said, not the. Oh, come outside.
Morgan
But she probably went in there to calm down a little bit maybe. I really. I can't believe she thought I was shading her because I think she pro thought about it. Like, wait a minute. Because you say things and then you may. May forget and you. You may not think it's shady to a person. And then you evaluate it like, well, maybe I did say something. But she said she don't shape many people and Sherry shepherd does not shade many people.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, I will say, like, say their show because I feel like they made. And I don't even think that they like the comparison with Wendy because they. They didn't like that either. They try to stay away from the mess. Like, they literally, like, they don't. They give like bubbly comedic fun. That's what she tries to give. Now I will say Neil Long posted it on her Instagram. She posted like a selfie and her caption said about last night kissy face. This was after all the stuff. So people are like, okay, this is her response. But I have audio of Sherri shepherd talking about Nia Long when Neil Long's divorce situation was happening. Okay, because I'm like, what else situation would she be referencing? Let's take a listen. Because I don't think Sherry was shady at all. Let's listen. Nia Long went through a very public cheating scandal.
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DJ Envy
Hi, I'm Cindy Crawford and I'm the founder of Meaningful Beauty. Well I don't know about you but like I know. Never liked being told, oh wow, you look so good for your age. Like why even bother saying that? Why don't you just say you look great at any age? Every age. That's what Meaningful Beauty is all about. We create products that make you feel confident in your skin at the age you are now. Meaningful Beauty. Beautiful skin at every age. Learn more@meaningful beauty.com Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney and my dear friend Joe Locke from Heartstopper. And Agatha all along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun.
NLE Choppa
I like a man.
DJ Envy
You like a man. What do I like?
Charlamagne Tha God
Joe, you like a man too.
DJ Envy
We often there's quite similar. There's some cross pollination happening in here. Not like no.
NLE Choppa
Have we.
DJ Envy
No, no, not yet. Never say Never. I cannot wait for all you girls, gays, and they's to join me on this extremely special pink confection of a podcast. There is so much darkness in this world, and what I think we could all use more of is a little joy. Listen to the Dylan hour on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Love ya.
John Cameron Mitchell
This is John Cameron Mitchell, and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation is stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the kids to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.
Jess Hilarious
Karen, where have you brought us?
John Cameron Mitchell
Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jess Hilarious
And she broke up with her guy, Ime Adoku. First of all, it's private. So if she did go through some che that nobody knew about, but maybe this was the impetus for her to just say, you know, I'm worth more than this. I deserve better than this. Maybe she was tired of being tired. You know, it's something about you sit up and you realize, okay, you have now publicly humiliated me. Maybe this made her get the gumption to say, I'm not gonna go back because I deserve more. You know, why would you encourage somebody to go back? Why does she not deserve a good man who doesn't cheat, who's monogamous, who loves her? That's what she deserves. Y'all heard the shade in that?
Charlamagne Tha God
Nah, that was my shit.
Morgan
I heard no shade.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nah, no shade. Sherry's been up here a couple of times, and even running into her, she's the nicest person ever. It doesn't seem like she's about that life. Like, she's not shading somebody. She always looks for the positive side of things. So I don't see that as Sherry at all. But she is from Chicago, and she like, look, at the end of the day, it is what it is. You ain't gonna step to me.
Jess Hilarious
But Nia from. I didn't know that. Cause I'm like, where Nia long from? And I looked it up. Brooklyn.
Charlamagne Tha God
She from New York, and she a.
Jess Hilarious
Scorpio and she Caribbean. Yeah, So I don't know. It might have been. Listen, it could have been.
Morgan
Did you hear the shade in it?
Jess Hilarious
I didn't hear.
Morgan
It is a little different.
Jess Hilarious
I didn't. I did not hear shading at all. And I. I tried to go back and look for other clips where she might have talked about it, but that's the only one I could because I was really trying to figure out what was. What was the feeling like? Because, yeah, I don't want to invalidate how Nia Long feels. And maybe, you know, did you reach.
Charlamagne Tha God
Out to Neil Long's people?
Jess Hilarious
I have. Not yet. But you know what? In sitting right here, I thought about it like, you know, I think I do want to. I don't know if she would even. She doesn't know me. She doesn't seem like she. Not. She might have.
Charlamagne Tha God
That stopped you?
Jess Hilarious
No, and I'm gonna do it, but I'm just saying she don't seem like the type to just like, divulge to someone she doesn't know. But I. I do. I would love to hear more about what specifically that moment was for Nia and how she felt about it. Because if it is a divorce stuff, I've never been through a divorce, but I have family members who have. And during that time, everything is personal. Because you're dealing with so much internally.
Charlamagne Tha God
Absolutely.
Jess Hilarious
So you know what I mean? Maybe it was that, but I would love to see the conversation live. I think it'll both be handled well on both ladies. But I think, yeah, I just. I was like, woo. I didn't know Leon Long be running down like that. Don't play with her. Don't play with them at all.
Morgan
You know, them short people get down. And Nia is short. Nia shorter than me. Like, she's little.
Charlamagne Tha God
So.
Morgan
Yeah, she's really little. Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Well, Rodney Jones. So you guys remember Rodney Jones, who was the producer that said that Diddy, you know, he accused Diddy of a bunch of stuff.
Morgan
Oh, yes.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, yeah, yes. So the judge is tossing majority of his claims out and the judge is actually scolding his lawyer as well. So TMZ broke this exclusively yesterday. Tmz, you hear how I always accredit you guys and attribute you guys little shade. So they say that Diddy won a small victory in court yesterday. A judge tossed out majority of the claims against him from the lawsuit that was filed by the former music producer that accused Diddy of sexual assault. So according to these documents that TMZ obtained, the judge dismissed five of the nine claims that Rodney Jones made against Diddy, including the RICO claims, infliction of emotional distress, and a breach of contract claims. The court also dismissed a Trafficking Victims Protection act claim against Diddy, against Diddy's company, Combs Global. So Rodney's lawyer, Tyrone A. Blackburn, got addressed by the judge who warned him that his legal filings in a case have, in this case, have not been up to par. So one example of this is the judge pointed out that Blackburn's filing seemingly did not understand that Diddy is presumed in it innocent in a separate grand jury indictment on criminal charges. So I think that he's trying to conflate other situations that make his a fact. But I thought that this was a big deal because that Rodney Jones, the former producer, that was a big. You know what I mean? So for claims to be thrown out and for a judge to be like, hey, attorney, like, I need you to understand that we due process here, which is fairness. I'm like, okay, the judges, they're not giving into the celebrity of any of this or vice versa. And also too, they're going to make sure this is a fair trial.
Charlamagne Tha God
So.
Jess Hilarious
So we gonna be in for a show.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know if Diddy is innocent or guilty, but the fact that when they made all these salacious claims, it was all over the place. And now that these claims are being dropped, I wanna see the same publications produce the same articles when y'all did, when Diddy, when all these salacious claims was out there. Right. Cause that's the truth. That's what should happen.
NLE Choppa
Right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Whether you believe he's guilty or not, the fact that these claims are being dropped, all these blogs and all these bloggers and podcasters and newspapers and articles should post the same thing that these cases are being dropped as well.
Morgan
Yeah. Because, you know, while we did see the Cassie video. We did see that, you know, and we're not saying that he's. I'm not saying he's an innocent man, but don't just stick stuff on me that I didn't do.
Charlamagne Tha God
Correct.
Morgan
Because I'm in a. You know, I'm already hated for this.
Jess Hilarious
Yep. And I will say that, you know, the case is still going to move forward despite five of the nine claims being tossed. And there are still serious claims of sexual assault against City that were not dismissed in this actual filing. So, you know, it's going to be interesting to see, like, what goes on in trial.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, well, that is the latest with Laura. Now when we come back, we have front page news and Charlemagne is out Today. So if you want to get give somebody donkey of the day, you can get on them phone lines right now. 800-585-1051. Whoever you want to give donkey to, your boss, your co worker, your, but your man, your girl, your mama, your baby mama, it doesn't matter. 800-585-1051, get on them lines right now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
NLE Choppa
Wake up, wake up. You're locked into the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
Morning everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamagne, the guy we are the Breakfast Club. Charlotte is out, Lauren's feeling in. And let's get back in some front page news. What up, Morgan?
Lauren LaRosa
Yes, Envy. Like I mentioned before in the last hour, it is tariff Tuesday. But before we get into that, you love to start off with sports. Did you hear about what happened with juju Watkins?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. So sad, man. Torn acl.
Lauren LaRosa
Yes. So one of the most notable players in women's college basketball, she will be sidelined for the remainder of the NCAA tournament. ESPN reports that USC star sophomore guard JuJu Watkins has a torn ACL and this happened during the team's second round contest and she is set to undergo season ending surgery. So Watkins was injured while driving towards the Basket during the first quarter of USC's win over Mississippi State on Monday night. The top seated Trojans are still heading to their second straight Sweet 16 where they will face K State on Saturday. It's so sad because it's like just two days prior to saw her sitting and chilling with Jaden Daniels and then the whole, with his mom jumping in. So it's just.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I think it's whack. I think they got to change women's basketball. I don't think it's fair that the boys can go from, you know, high school straight to the league. And juju is definitely nice enough to play in the wnba, but now she's injured. Right. And although she makes a lot of money doing nil, she should have been in the league. She should have been able to get those endorsements, been playing professionally, been having the treatment and everything that she needed. I just don't think it's, I don't think it's right how they do those women players.
Morgan
I don't, I also don't think it's fair that the ACL is weak as hell. Like why does it, oh, why is that always that the, the first thing? Like can, can they get those removed, moved so they don't. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying like that's always what all that's, that's what mess people up. Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
And it does, it does take some recovery time for sure. So wish Juju Watkins the best in her recovery.
Charlamagne Tha God
Absolutely.
Lauren LaRosa
But back into tariff Tuesday, President Trump says many companies are coming back to the US Due to his tariffs. While holding a Cabinet meeting at the White House, Trump said billions of dollars of business businesses are coming back to the states. He also bragged about the possibility of job jobs to be created as a result of the tariffs implemented. Let's take a listen to President Trump.
NLE Choppa
I think they're coming back because of.
Charlamagne Tha God
The election that took place on November.
NLE Choppa
5Th and because of the fact that they have to come back because the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Tariffs are forcing them to come back. And remember, there are no tariffs if you build here. And many of them have announced it's going to be tremendous jobs, high paying jobs too.
Lauren LaRosa
So yesterday also yesterday morning, President Trump announced a secondary tariff against Venezuela. He also said he'd be willing to give give certain countries exemptions for tariffs when his administration imposes them next week. And he suggested he would impose reciprocal tariffs beginning April 2nd on any nation with duties on US goods. As that date comes closer, some White House officials are indicating that there may be some wiggle room just a little bit. Also in that cabinet meeting yesterday, just wanted to mention that Elon Musk was in attendance and he did speak about some of those DOGE efforts. And you know, again, Musk in a cabinet meeting, an unelected official. Just thought I'd throw that out there. Switching gears, protesters are gathered across the US California and Chicago, which I'm going to speak specifically to, to oppose the privatization of the US Or United States Postal Service, usps. They're supported by federal workers union members, TSA employees and members of Congress. Postmaster General Louis DeJoy, who is a Trump appointee, he sent a letter to Congress announcing plans to cut 10,000 jobs, jobs and billions from the postal services budget while working with Elon Musk's Doge Department, Department of Government Efficiency. So there are more than 600,000 U.S. postal workers. Let's take a listen to Representative Maxine Waters. She was at a rally in Los Angeles and here's what she had to say in terms of this fight.
Charlamagne Tha God
We're going to make sure that all the members of Congress understand the importance of the post office to America and they're prepared to support it. And any that can't support it really should not be elected to office.
Lauren LaRosa
We're here to fight like hell they're.
Jess Hilarious
Trying to Take away our collective bargaining agreements as well as dismantle the post office. And we want to say hell no to that.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just wonder if the post office is really making money and that's probably the reason why they have to cut those jobs. And I'm just assuming. And the reason I say that is, let's be honest. As a kid, I would always go to the post office. Right. You would always see mail from the post office office. But now I don't, I don't know. The last time I went to the post office, most of the bills that come in or, or you know, all emailed to me or auto pay.
Morgan
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
So like, do you really go to bills? And then when people send stuff, it's usually UPS or FedEx.
John Cameron Mitchell
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
But I think the post office just seems like one of those institutions that we should just keep around in a certain way just in case. I don't know why, but it just feels.
Charlamagne Tha God
But if it's costing us so much money and, and it's, it's costing taxpayer dollars that we're not using, you know, how do you make it work where it's, it's at least paying for itself.
Jess Hilarious
Morgan, are there functions of the post office that if we get rid of it could like impact our day to day without.
Lauren LaRosa
I mean, think about, think. Well, yeah, well, think about people who use post P.O. boxes. You know, I mean, you can get those elsewhere. Well, you can, you know, get a P.O. box in other places. But again, privatizing the, I think the overall thing is privatizing mail. You know, who's to decide that somebody now can't go through your mail essentially before, you know, it gets to you or, and then think about passport services. There are so many other services, services associated with the post office. But I get, I hear what they're saying about, you know, rooting out the waste, fraud and abuse and all of that. But to your point, envy, I mean, and, and Lauren, that, I mean, look.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know when's the last time anybody here bought a stamp?
Jess Hilarious
I don't buy it.
Charlamagne Tha God
See, certain services that we don't use.
Jess Hilarious
Even people that's locked up, you don't gotta put a stamp on their mail no more. Last time I bought a stamp was like for.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, most people email. If you know somebody locked up, they email people that in jail now. They don't really send lettuce.
Morgan
You send emails in jail?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, it's like, like a, like almost like an app, like a text app. And they got like FaceTime and okay, I'm so glad from that life I gotta get.
Morgan
Thank you.
Jess Hilarious
Oh Lord.
Lauren LaRosa
So postal workers in Chicago are also protesting possible cuts. Mayor Brandon Johnson there, he spoke as a, as the national association of Letter Carriers held a rally in Federal Plaza in Chicago yesterday. Let's hear from, from him.
NLE Choppa
We protect all. We are going to make sure that we protect all of our politics, whether it's the mail, whether it's education, whether it's justice, whether it's environment. We are fighting for the working people of this country.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah. So. But yeah, many argue that privatizing the USPS could increase costs for consumers and create a slower service. So you know, when you want to get your packages, you know, you want to make sure you get them on time. But then again, hey, yeah, some people gonna get their stuff late regardless. Right? And that's your front page news, guys. So you can follow me on socials at Morgan Media. For more news coverage, follow LAC Information Network, download the free iHeartRadio app and visit us@binnews.com thank you. Have a great Tuesday. Terrific Tuesday.
Morgan
Bye, Morgan.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, later, Morgan.
Lauren LaRosa
All right, y'all, later.
Charlamagne Tha God
Now when we come back, Nle Chopper will be joining us. He's starring in his first lead role as King David in Black Heat. And we gonna talk to Nle Choppa next, so don't go anywhere. It's the Breakfast Club. Gonna morning the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. La Rosa is here as well. We got a special guest in the building. My guy, Nle Chopper.
NLE Choppa
What's happening, my brother?
Harley Quinn Smith
Man, Nothing much. Nothing much.
NLE Choppa
You got a new movie called Black Heat.
Harley Quinn Smith
Black Heat.
NLE Choppa
Talk to me about that.
Harley Quinn Smith
Black Heat. I shot this movie like two years ago out in Orlando though, okay? Jason Mitchell, dream dog me.
Morgan
Jason Mitchell, my guy.
NLE Choppa
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Harley Quinn Smith
It's gonna be real dope. It's gonna be real dope.
NLE Choppa
Let me talk to you about Black Heat. Now I want you to know this ain't for me. You see this? This guy named Art, he works here, he at the other station right now.
Charlamagne Tha God
Read what he.
Harley Quinn Smith
What he said. You want me to read out loud?
NLE Choppa
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Morgan
Read it to yourself first. You know what it is?
Harley Quinn Smith
And when I sat back, I said, it's never a dull moment with Charlemagne.
NLE Choppa
I'm just telling you. He asked me to ask you that, but I'm not asking.
Harley Quinn Smith
A man sits.
NLE Choppa
It's a grown ass man.
Harley Quinn Smith
A grown ass man text Charlemagne and said pause, pause, pause. There's an alleged leaked Picture of nle chopper circulating online. It's been a big topic of convo because of his size. I'll include it in the question if you're comfortable. Can you please ask him about it? This is huge, Unk. Email questions. You said Black Heat.
Charlamagne Tha God
I thought that was a good segue. I don't know.
Harley Quinn Smith
Yo, the man said this. Huge.
Morgan
It's huge. Un. Please.
Charlamagne Tha God
I saw.
Harley Quinn Smith
I saw this. What you talking about? That was AI, though.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, that's not a real photo.
Harley Quinn Smith
Yeah, I mean, it ain't. It ain't wrong either, though.
Morgan
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Wait, what you mean?
Morgan
It is huge, Unk. It is huge.
Harley Quinn Smith
I was just telling somebody. Somebody was just saying, like, oh, you, You. You a little shorter. I was like, well, that. Cuz my. Hold me closer to the ground. It's a little heavy down. Okay.
Morgan
The last time you was here, you said you was gonna be celibate.
Harley Quinn Smith
Yeah.
Morgan
How that journey coming along? You still celibate?
Harley Quinn Smith
I mean, if I ain't celibate, I'm. I'm seeming retentive. So, like, I'm always in good graces. So if I'm having sex, I ain't releasing. You know what I'm saying? I just keep it bottled up.
NLE Choppa
You in here telling that lie, that Kevin Gates lie. Nobody does that.
Harley Quinn Smith
That, my brother. I swear, we be on the same. You hear me? We be on the same type knife knowledge. So what I do is if I'm gonna. I'm gonna, you know, release. Ah. You hear me? Nah. You feel me? I keep it in. And they go up the spine. And this uses Kundalini energy.
NLE Choppa
You believe that?
Harley Quinn Smith
I swear, y'all really believe that?
Jess Hilarious
No, it's real.
Harley Quinn Smith
For real. And then, like, you know. You know how you'll be having sex and you and your ass get tired? I don't get tired. She'll get tired.
NLE Choppa
Once you decide that you wanted Black Heat to be a porno. What?
Harley Quinn Smith
When did I decide I wanted Black Heat to be a porno? When was it?
NLE Choppa
Oh, it's not a porno.
Morgan
It's not a porno.
NLE Choppa
Okay, okay, okay.
Morgan
And if it was a porno, Jason Mitchell would not belong in the porn. Like, come on.
Charlamagne Tha God
That is true.
Morgan
So.
NLE Choppa
But.
Morgan
But what is it about? Just give us a brief synopsis on what Black Heat is.
Harley Quinn Smith
So Black Heat is something I'm extremely proud of because, you know. Absolutely. I'm a father. So the whole story is about. About how Jason Mitchell and Dream Doll is pretty much trying to protect their daughter. And, you know, every day, that's what's happening in the world with people that's, you know, fathers, mothers. We're trying to figure out ways to protect our children. Beat up for them emotionally, physically, mentally, whatever way we can. And I feel like that's what brought clarity to me, wanting to really be a part of the project. Even though I played a role that was. Wasn't the best role, but I feel like it's still a representation of what's going on every day in life. So I still. Even though my role wasn't the most positive, I still come to the table and serve purpose for the overall gist, which is protecting our little ones, protecting our loved ones and our babies, which I love my kids.
Morgan
Are you nle chopping the movie?
Harley Quinn Smith
No, no, no, no. I'm. My name is King David.
Jess Hilarious
And what's your. You said you don't play the most greatest character. Like, what is the. What's his storyline?
Harley Quinn Smith
I'm pretty much like in the. In the movie, my character is. I'm young, but I kind of take advantage of girls that's like, not underage, but not as mature, not as like, street smart. Still young, you know what I'm saying? You know, you got some girls that's still real young and it's like green.
Morgan
It's easy.
Harley Quinn Smith
Green, yeah. Easy to control them and get them. And like, pretty much I'm selling the dream manipulation.
Morgan
Narcissistic.
Harley Quinn Smith
Yeah, yeah, that's my plan. But at the same time, still a gangster with it, though, so, like, certain I could really channel, but certain I couldn't. You know what I'm saying? I was like. Like, for instance, it was a moment where I had to do something physical to the actress on camera. And like, after every scene, I had to, like, my conscience couldn't let me walk away without apologizing. I'm like, I'm sorry. Like, on the side, she was like, no, we're just acting. What I love about acting, though, is, like, it creates real things that has went on with people because, like, it was one time where when I did it, I think it was the first time I did what I did. She, like, genuinely, like, cried. Like, it really, like, brought a trigger to like, something she. She had went through. And she played the role so well. And then I played my role so well, I. I feel like people was looking at me like, yeah, like what you be doing? I'm like.
Jess Hilarious
I'm like, bro, that's when you play a role too.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good.
NLE Choppa
Yeah.
Harley Quinn Smith
I was like, o, man, I don't know.
NLE Choppa
What did you channel? What did you channel to play King David.
Harley Quinn Smith
So my thing is with acting, when I. When I had to channel something, I want to figure out the why. Why is King David like this? How was he brought up? So I'm always talking to the director, the script writers. I'm like, what is the reason of why he was like this? And, you know, the main reason was. The main reason that my character was like that is the main reason why a lot of us are the way we are. It's just a. About how we was raised, what our upbringing was, who were our parents, what traits did they have, what curses did they pass down? So with me knowing King David's backstory, I knew what I was inheriting. And what I inherited was just a boy that needed love. And so, you know, as a boy that needed love, I just did what a boy that needed love would do. And the best thing they do is reject it. Like, when they need it, they. When they really need it, they reject it because. Because they don't know how to receive it.
Morgan
Yo, this movie is gonna be in theaters, too.
Harley Quinn Smith
Yeah, it's gonna be.
Morgan
Congratulations, bro.
NLE Choppa
You know it's not gonna help you beat the Illuminati allegations. I saw you responding to some lady. The young lady said you sold your soul, and you said she was just mad you ain't giving none of that 15 inch.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn.
Morgan
You said that?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Morgan
You said 15 inch.
NLE Choppa
I don't know.
Morgan
I think I saw it now.
Charlamagne Tha God
You.
Morgan
It's who jump hey, Unc for show.
Harley Quinn Smith
Added inches on that.
NLE Choppa
But why would she say you sold your soul?
Harley Quinn Smith
I don't know. I feel like on some real. On the real, bro. I feel like what's to be perceived online is always gonna not hit with what's reality in my life. Have I sold my soul? I've yet to compromise. I swear to God, I've yet to compromise. And I've seen people compromise. And I don't even get offered to compromise because my energy too strong. Strong when nobody even know how to come to me for a compromise because I don't give inviting energy to it. So have I sold my soul? Only thing I sell my soul to is the most high. I love to live free. I love to keep everything intact with what I believe in. But I'm also. I also came to a space to where I wanted to drop certain things I was holding on so deeply to. To become a new version of myself. So when I'm say I sold out, hey, listen, I sold out for the most high. I sold out for my mother doings my pops. I sold out for my kids. That's who I sell out to. So whatever way I can sell out to them, I'mma do it.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, we got more with Nle Chopper when we come back. Don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Nle Choppa Lauren.
Jess Hilarious
Well, speaking of positivity and your kids, you did something on Valentine's Day, and I thought it was so dope. The apology, the song, Crescent Moon. Yeah, Just back up for me and just talk to me about, like, your decision to make the song and then your decision to release the song to apology to your kid's mom.
Harley Quinn Smith
So the song, making a song, I, man, it was. Something happened, and they, like, reached, like, a breaking point for me where I just needed to sit down and write my wrongs. I never forget it. I was in San Diego. I just sat down. I booked the studio set session because I was kind of, like, just fed up with the situation we had at hand. But, you know, I sat down, and the whole time, like, for a year or so after we. I thought after everything happened, hit the fan, I had been, like, in denial that I did wrong just because I felt as if I was being honest, but in the same sense of me being honest, that doesn't take away from what. What hurts you may cause just because you black. So. So in that space, I started to sit down, I opened up my journal. I started to jot, write down all my wrongs where I felt I was wrong at and just take accountability. And once I looked at them and read over them, it don't matter, because I always felt my good outweighed my bad. But, you know, I say when I wrote everything down, I realized some of the bad, some of the broken promises, the gratitude, how much weight it carries can overshadow the good. So I took accountability for that. I put it in a song. And music with me is my way of releasing music is the best way I can communicate to a person. One day, I built the courage to play it for her, and I played it for her. She cried hard. She cried hard. Played it twice. She cried. I was like, this is my way of just trying to apologize to you. And a few months go by, she hit me. She was like, I feel like you've done everything but publicly apologize to me. And I feel like I was like, you know, I apologize to you in private all the time. Like, what's real with what we got going on is in person, she said. But I felt embarrassed publicly. And I was like, you know what I said? It makes a lot of sense. So I felt I owed her that. And I felt like the most perfect time to do it was on Valentine's Day. And I. After that, I felt like a lot of the relationship become. It's not the most perfect, but it's a work in progress and it keep moving up every day. I feel like. So, you know, I'm grateful for it.
Jess Hilarious
How has the communication with you guys behind the scenes changed? Like, even before you publicly apologized? Like, what was that? What was it like prior to you playing the song for her? And what is it like now after?
Harley Quinn Smith
Prior to. I feel like it was a situation to where it reached a point to where. Where like a month, month and a half straight. It was like it was kind of cold because she was telling me that she needs that apology publicly. She needs it, she needs it. But I was just telling her, like, she felt as if I was trying to brush her off, but I was really just trying to plan it for Valentine's Day because I thought it was sweet. Like, so the toughest part of that whole month process was, like, trying to keep her in a good graces, but she thought, like, I was playing with her because I told her I was like, I got you. I promise I got you. And the whole time when I'm saying I got you, it was like it wasn't trusted enough. But it's understood why I wasn't trusting. Probably I ain't kept my word a lot of the times. So I'm cool with you not trusting my word. But in the back of my mind and on my heart, in between me and God, I knew I had her. So I feel like when she sings think that it was like a big burden was lifted off her back. And she smiled, you know what I'm saying?
Morgan
So you got a song in the film, too. And Black Heat, Hard Life, featuring Kerry Washington. That's the actor or that's the singer.
Harley Quinn Smith
So that's. Kerry Washington is my artist. Carol. Yeah, yeah. She's real dope, Brilliant talent. And that song is. It's pretty much about, you know, protecting kids. How are we going to protect our kids growing. Growing up? How are we going to show them how to be better individuals, be a man, and how to be the best diva, the humblest diva is what I try to get my daughter to be. And I write letters to my kids in the song. It's pretty much. Something deep that I share to him. So it's going to be a real dope song, really. A dope project from the movie and the music coming together.
NLE Choppa
I do want to ask you a couple more questions real quick. Why did you tell Kaiser now you want.
Harley Quinn Smith
I did not. I was singing my song like I, I was, I was singing the lyrics, but I was looking at him and he felt uncomfortable.
NLE Choppa
Yeah, you can't look at me in the eyes while you're doing that song.
Harley Quinn Smith
I knew he was gonna do it. You know.
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DJ Envy
Hi, I'm Cindy Crawford and I'm the founder of Meaningful Beauty. Well, I don't know about you but like I never liked being told, oh wow, you look so good for your age. Like, why even bother saying that? That? Why don't you just say you look great at any age? Every age. That's what Meaningful Beauty is all about. We create products that make you feel confident in your skin at the age you are now. Meaningful Beauty. Beautiful skin at every age. Learn more@meaningful beauty.com Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney and my dear friend Joe Locke from Heartstopper. And Agatha Olla along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun.
NLE Choppa
I like a man.
DJ Envy
You like a man. What do I like?
Lauren LaRosa
Joe?
NLE Choppa
You like a man too.
DJ Envy
We often. There's quite similar. There's some Cross pollination happening in here. Not like no.
NLE Choppa
Have we.
Jess Hilarious
No.
DJ Envy
No, not yet. Never say never. I cannot wait for all you girls, gays and they to join me on this extremely special pink confection of a pop podcast. There is so much darkness in this world and what I think we could all use more of is a little joy. Listen to the Dylan hour on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Love ya.
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Jess Hilarious
Karen, where have you brought us?
John Cameron Mitchell
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Harley Quinn Smith
You know how you joke with so big people.
Jess Hilarious
Does it ever get annoying having to address stuff like that though? Like the gay stuff, the gay baiting, all that stuff.
Harley Quinn Smith
Hey, you wanna know something? What I realized was like with the greats, everybody thought it was something with them.
Morgan
That's right.
Harley Quinn Smith
They said Prince was gay. They said MJ touched kids. Some people thought he was gay. They bro everybody. That's great. Especially there's like melanin color.
NLE Choppa
That's right.
Harley Quinn Smith
We get crucified the most and it's really by our own community a lot of times. And it is sad as I don't see that going on in other communities. These get allegations and they stand with they people. I don't believe that. Tom never did that. He didn't touch those kids. But when, when it happened to us, they it's just like I knew it, I knew this. It was like, it was like we ain't innocent until proven guilty no more. We guilty off real. And that's like something that's been instilled in us since slavery. I guess it's just like something that we ain't really broke out of. Like I feel like would have been hating on me for, for back in the day if I got promoted to house. Like, how's you mad at me? Cause I'm finna be in the house chilling.
NLE Choppa
Jay Z was up here Years ago. And Jay Z said that the reason people do that, especially people from our community, black people, is because they want to justify their failures. They want to be able to say, I didn't make it because I didn't sell my soul. I didn't make it because I didn't, you know, join the Illuminati. Instead of just, no, you didn't make it because maybe you just don't got the talent.
Harley Quinn Smith
You didn't make it.
NLE Choppa
Maybe you didn't put the work in.
Harley Quinn Smith
Yeah.
NLE Choppa
So people use that to justify their failures.
Harley Quinn Smith
Yeah, man. It's a conversation that can go on for a long, long time, man. But it's very, very. It's very disheartening, man. Only thing you could do is smile at it.
Morgan
Yeah.
Harley Quinn Smith
You know what I'm saying? And just keep waving by and keep going to where you gotta go. But God bless. I pray for people that ain't found God. Because when you judge me, you just let me know you ain't found God. I never judged nobody around me. I say, hey, that's. I wouldn't do. Or like, hey, that's.
NLE Choppa
With her wig. Why you pointing at her like.
Jess Hilarious
First of all, first of all, first of all, he didn't even point directly to me happening next to a dark cloud. You're sitting next to darkness, okay? That's what's happening, all right?
NLE Choppa
Because she wears. When you wear your durag.
Harley Quinn Smith
But I didn't know. I would never.
NLE Choppa
I didn't know. I did not know.
Jess Hilarious
We know.
NLE Choppa
NLE Chopper new film Black Heat in theaters March 28th March 28th hey, continue success, man. Keep growing. Keep evolving, man. We love to see it.
Harley Quinn Smith
Yeah, man. Go get your duck boost, too. Duck.
Charlamagne Tha God
Boot. Boot.
Harley Quinn Smith
We just got a new colorway. We got this. Not now only. And we got this. Not only in yellow, but black, blue, gray, and red.
Morgan
That's what's up, yo. Literally, look, you know you gave me some, right? So my son was like, I want him to come out with some more colors because I don't like yellow. And now you coming out with colors. All right, that's what's up.
Harley Quinn Smith
Got him. And like I said, support black people. Black people. Let's support each other. They ain't even that high. They stand for each other, stand together because. Because I own this shoe. I'm not a slave to the shoe. I own it. And that's something that we need to keep instilling into the community. Rather, we're supporting someone with ownership or trying to create and gain ownership for ourselves. So no Much love. Thank y'all for having me again.
NLE Choppa
Thank you, Cha cha.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get to the latest with Lauren.
Morgan
Lauren becoming a straight F. She gets.
Charlamagne Tha God
Him from somebody that knows somebody.
NLE Choppa
She gets the detail.
Jess Hilarious
I'm the home girl that knows a little bit about everything.
NLE Choppa
She be having the latest on the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Latest with Lauren LaRosa.
NLE Choppa
Sometimes you have facts, sometimes you have details. Sometimes she have a little bit of everything. Who is the latest on the Breakfast Club?
Charlamagne Tha God
Talk to me, baby.
Jess Hilarious
I'm just over here getting my tea together, cuz the tea is hot.
Morgan
Okay, what is it?
Jess Hilarious
So Mariah Carey and Anderson Pak. I know people have had a lot of questions about them and nothing has been confirmed as of yet, but I feel like at this point. Do we need to see any anymore? No, they're together. It's a thing.
Charlamagne Tha God
Listen, it's fine.
Jess Hilarious
I would. I would literally, I. They're together, in my opinion. So I want to point out. Let's start recent. So recently, Mariah Carey and Anderson park were out. They were headed. This was Sunday. They were headed to the Bird Street Cafe. Mariah has the 90s Mariah curls. And it's giving date night.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
Jess Hilarious
There's a photo of them hopping out of a car. Car. He's smiley, you know, helping her out of the car. And they're headed into the spot. The Birth Street Cafe is a spot in Hollywood that a lot of people go to. Like, a lot of big names head there for, like, dinner, drinks, all of that. But when we talked about the I Heart awards, that happened March 17th. Now, okay, so Sunday was the 23rd. I heard awards was March 17th. I forgot to mention that Anderson Paak was there with her and actually escorted her to the stage. He's such a gentleman.
Morgan
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
I just feel like this is BAE now for her, and I, you know, not that she has to do it, but I would love to hear her come out and talk about what this is.
Charlamagne Tha God
She never talks about anything, though. Mariah doesn't. She never talked about Nick. She's never talked about anybody. And Anderson Paak is. He's newly divorced.
DJ Envy
Right.
Charlamagne Tha God
He got divorced in, I think 2024. And Mariah's single Let Mama Live, period.
Jess Hilarious
Well, I will say, when Mariah first divorced Nick Cannon, she doesn't talk to many people. But I did have a conversation with her for tmz and she talked to me about. She told me not to get Married. She told me not to do it. And she called Nick. She friend zoned Nick Cannon. She called him the homie, basically and was like, you know what I mean? So. And that was like a 30, 40 minute conversation. She was, she was into it. She wanted to talk about it. This was after, this was after she divorced Nick Cannon. But Jess, I know you had mentioned this to me earlier.
Morgan
Yeah. She was with Brian Tanaka.
Jess Hilarious
I did not know that.
Morgan
Right after Nick. I did not know that's our first relationship. Right after Nick.
Charlamagne Tha God
Who the hell is Brian Tanaka?
Jess Hilarious
So I looked it up because I said to Jess, I'm like, I think this is her like first public relationship since the Nick Cannon stuff. But just, just mentioned Brian. So he is a dancer, choreographer. They met like on a tour.
Charlamagne Tha God
I remember, I remember homie.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. And she started dating him officially in 2016 and they ended in December of 2023. But that was right after nickname.
Morgan
Yeah. And that was very quiet. And it was like quiet. We seen her with somebody. But I guess because people didn't know him.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Morgan
As much. You know what I mean? So it's like. Okay. And he also is a, an actor.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, I didn't know.
Morgan
He's in Beauty and Black, the Tyler Perry show I was talking about this morning.
Jess Hilarious
But yeah, I didn't. I literally did not know that he was an actor as well too. So.
Morgan
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
So yeah, I just wanted to, you know, add a little update here. Another outing. Anderson, Pac and Mariah Carey. So shout out to them. Shout out to my girl Mimi.
Morgan
Lar, be happy. You know what I mean?
Charlamagne Tha God
I wonder how Mariah is though. Right? And the reason I say that is every hood dude that has ever done a song with us says she loves to go in the studio. Uncle Murder said she was in the studio all night, chilling, drinking, ordering wings.
Jess Hilarious
Camron said the same thing, same vibe, it sound like.
Morgan
And remember that viral video where she was with a DJ and she was like, I'm doing the best I can with what I got.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Morgan
And then she started dancing.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, that's what's the DJ that was also DJing for will. I mean, for Wendy on Wendy show. That's one he's up to dj. Well, I will say when I met her and I had that brief, it was like 30, 40 minutes. But I was shocked. She was so down to earth. It was very much like she was just giving me like big sister advice. Like, baby girl, live your life, do your big one and then figure that out.
Charlamagne Tha God
If you ever, ever want to see something funny, watch the interview she did up here, when she turned off all the lights and had her own light, man, here, just shine the light.
Morgan
I remember that.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, I remember that. She did that at the award show, too, at the iHeart Award. She said, is the lighting good? Because you know how I feel about lighting.
Morgan
Real life diva.
Jess Hilarious
I love that for her.
Morgan
That's right.
Jess Hilarious
Well, moving on to other relationship stuff, Nelly has some people upset. He sat down with Bootleg Kev and he talked about his decision to marry Ashanti. Let's take a listen.
Charlamagne Tha God
Kudos to you guys. Figuring out how to hide away wedding. How hard was that for that not to get out until after it happened. Once we found out that she was pregnant, it was just like, I didn't want this to be child out of wedlock. Yeah, well, you guys are probably already planning, you know. Well, we hadn't talked about it.
NLE Choppa
Right.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know, but I was like, yo, you know what? Let's just knock this out, because we're going to be doing so much and everything's moving so fast. Yeah. I didn't want her to be a baby mama because we already knew, you know, if we're back like this, this must be what this supposed to be. I base any relationship on. Does this person bring more good to your life than bad?
Morgan
Yeah, any relationship.
Charlamagne Tha God
It could be your relationship with your parents, your kids, a homie, whatever. Yeah, anything. Does this person bring more good to your life than bad? And if they do, then great.
Jess Hilarious
Do y'all find a problem with that? Anything he said?
Morgan
No.
Charlamagne Tha God
I can see why people would be nosy and why women would be upset.
Jess Hilarious
Why do you see envy? What do you see?
Charlamagne Tha God
Because he didn't say, say I was gonna marry her anyway. She got pregnant. And we just did it early from that interview. It makes it seem like, oh, she was pregnant. So I said, let's get married. But we know that's not the case.
Jess Hilarious
Exactly.
Charlamagne Tha God
But that's why I would say people would get all up in a tizzy, oh, my gosh. Get their panties in the bunches, whatever they say. But he didn't say that, you know, that was the woman of her dreams. He said that, no, I didn't want to make a baby mama. So that's what I'm sure people would.
Jess Hilarious
That is correct. So people there were. There were, you know, some pushback on this because people felt like, well, why didn't you marry her anyway before a baby came into play? But, I mean, he spoke about just her being such good in. In his life and knowing that you know, he was very sure about it. So I'm sure it would have happened. I think to me, when I heard it, I knew that people would react that way. But I also heard it with the ears of, like, this is a man who loves this woman who wants to. Like, I, I, I deserved, like, I, I owe you this. I have to make your life full. This is what you deserve. I, I want you to have that. Every, you know, not every woman, I mean, that's because they're gonna be mad at me, but most women are. Knowing his woman, knowing Ashanti, he was under the, you know, impression that that's what she wanted. Even though they didn't have a conversation about it. I thought that that was a point too. Like, he, they didn't talk about it, but he knew this is what she wanted and he did it.
Morgan
And he had a lot of years to sit with and think about it because he spent the block, you know what I mean? Well, they both spent the block, chose to spend the block on each other. So I just think it was just like, like, if you say, you know what I mean, you would think that I see why people feel, but I just think he didn't get to say it. It's just something that he didn't get to say in the interview. You know what I mean? Because I think he always wanted to marry her.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I think people pick apart everything that somebody says to be like, I see, I told you. But knowing them, both of them, before the baby, before they got married, how they used to be, and go out to the club and invite people like they love each other. Like they all. And they do, they do fun things. They like the old stuffed up couple. No, they like to go out, they like to party, they like to go to dinner. Like they love, love each other. That's, that's both Ashanti and Nelly.
Jess Hilarious
I was saying that's a. Jess.
Morgan
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
I was saying if I get married, that's the type of marriage I want. Like, I'm not like a keep me in the house type. Like, let's go out, let's have a good time.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, let's, like, they go over beyond. Like, that's why I need to get him a birthday gift. What do you suggest? Oh, I need to get her. Like, they like that.
Morgan
That's what's up. Very thoughtful like that.
Jess Hilarious
Let's run it up. Let's, let's shut it down. Let's have a good time.
Charlamagne Tha God
She bought that man. Well, I can say now she bought that man a 64 Impala. Converter with, with the hydraulics, with the system. Like when I say she was so detailed. Envy. I want a blue one with this and that. I want to surprise him. Can you drop it off? Can you do like they're, they're over in love with you?
Morgan
He loves cars.
NLE Choppa
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
He loves cars. Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Period. You see what I'm saying? I think sometimes people just gotta learn to mind a business because you know your person. He knew what Ashanti wanted, he knew what he wanted to do and how he wanted their life to be. And that's what he did for her. And she know her man, so. And for the record, they were married December 2023, but it wasn't, it was six months later that we found out.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
Morgan
Yeah, well, speaking of knowing your person, I don't know how well these men know you, Lauren, because you are single. Yeah. I'm gonna say it every chance I get because I know you're single. But you want love, right?
Jess Hilarious
Yes.
Morgan
And so I got two more gentlemen for you to choose from. All right?
Jess Hilarious
Okay.
Morgan
And I'm gonna give it to you straight up. 53 year old gentleman millionaire. 53, yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
He got great pubic hair, you know.
Morgan
No, no, no. But he has that though.
Jess Hilarious
It's not like salt and pepper, you.
Morgan
Know what I'm saying? It's not giving Morgan Freeman, it's giving, you know, Idris Elba, something like that. Right. Now he travels a lot for work. He wants more kids because his are grown and out of the house and he wants to remarry. He's a deep in love guy. Like he loves love, romantic and everything. You never have to lift a finger. But he wants a housewife and he's a bit controlling, you know what I'm saying? If you're gonna be paying all the bills, like he wants to make sure, like he can control, you know what I mean? You said you ain't no outside. I mean you ain't no inside type of person. Person. But given the, you know, what, what he can offer now, you got that man. Then you got the 35 year old man. He's an overseas athlete. He wants commitment. Christian man, God fearing, understands values, you know, y'all align. He goes out of his way to make sure you know you're safe and loved by him. But he doesn't believe in marriage and he don't want kids. So what you gonna do?
Charlamagne Tha God
Like you're not for nothing looking from the outside. Jess said you got an older man millionaire, doesn't want you to work again. You're about to get up out of here. 800-58-505 1. Don't get a date.
NLE Choppa
No.
Charlamagne Tha God
First you want to have a baby. Now she wants you up out of here.
Jess Hilarious
She want me to graduate from Eastside high real bad. 2.0, 5.0. Whatever you get.
Charlamagne Tha God
And we gonna jump into Lauren's life. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Wake up.
NLE Choppa
Wake up. You're like to enter the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own. Remember now that's is how they choose. Call in now. 800-585-1051.
NLE Choppa
Hello?
Charlamagne Tha God
Who's this?
NLE Choppa
Denzel, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
Denzel, who you want to give donkey to, bro?
NLE Choppa
I'm giving my donkey to other day goes to this guy, man. He was at the gas station. I ran out of gas last night off the freeway. Luckily made it right into the gas station. It was two guys, older guy. This other guy, the skinny guy, did not want to help me. As I push the car back. I put the car in neutral to push it to the tank. He left me and his older guy to push it. And I'm like, yo, why couldn't you help? He like, oh, my back hurt. So I'm like, yeah, you don't know.
Charlamagne Tha God
What they're not going through. His back might really hurt. He might have back problems. Problems?
NLE Choppa
Nah, listen, homie, let me give you an example. He was calling like 30. The other guy was more shorter over overweight. He was like 50. He helping me push the car back. I'm like, yo, you literally see me my guy.
Morgan
But you said he was skinny.
NLE Choppa
He's like skinny, fit and young. He talking about, oh, no, I. I kept my back. I'm like, all right. Me and the old dude did it and we got.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, I would say this. You can't give somebody donkey today cuz you ran out of gas. And was he black?
NLE Choppa
He was from Africa.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, he's black then. You could say he was black. He's from Africa, dude.
NLE Choppa
Cold.
Charlamagne Tha God
Thank you, brother. Hello? Who's this?
Jess Hilarious
This is Dominique.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, Dominique. Who you want to give donkey too?
NLE Choppa
I want to give donkey today to Devin.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why?
NLE Choppa
Because he told me that all he needs to know is what the legal age is.
Jess Hilarious
And he was still smacking and we.
NLE Choppa
Was talking for two years and I have a 16 year old daughter and.
Charlamagne Tha God
He was trying to be a part.
NLE Choppa
Of my family and I think it's.
Jess Hilarious
Weird that he's attracted to teenagers.
Morgan
Damn.
Harley Quinn Smith
Okay, okay. All right.
Charlamagne Tha God
I agree with that one.
NLE Choppa
We was talking about the Drake thing.
Jess Hilarious
And he was talking about how the 17 year old girl was probably legal in the state they was in when.
NLE Choppa
He was kissing her on the stage.
Jess Hilarious
That's how it started.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
NLE Choppa
All right.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. Mama. Hello? Who's this?
NLE Choppa
This is Sasha.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, Sasha. Good morning. Who you want to give Dawn?
NLE Choppa
My ex.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why?
NLE Choppa
Because almost three years ago he shot me trying to take me out. Cause we just had a bad relationship. But we got trial tomorrow and he need to get donkey that day. And all the time that he's supposed to get.
Charlamagne Tha God
Your ex shot you with a gun, like shot you? Tried to kill you?
NLE Choppa
Yeah. We was in a abusive relationship, so.
Jess Hilarious
I was trying to get out. So.
Charlamagne Tha God
Jesus.
NLE Choppa
He can't have me. Can't nobody have him. But I survived and I'm still here.
Morgan
Well, I'm glad you're.
Charlamagne Tha God
How many times. How many times did he shoot you, mama?
NLE Choppa
Six.
Charlamagne Tha God
Six.
Morgan
What the. Wow.
NLE Choppa
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Thank God you alive.
Morgan
Damn. Do they call you 50 stupid?
NLE Choppa
Nah, but my friend grandma called me 9 live.
Morgan
Yes. Jesus Christ.
Charlamagne Tha God
Where did you get shot? If your mommy asked him?
NLE Choppa
Punched my arm, I got shot in my colon. One hit my spine, it tipped it. Two in my thighs and one grazing. Jesus Christ.
Morgan
I'm so sorry. I am. I am amazed and glad that you're here though. Do you have a good lawyer?
NLE Choppa
Well, it's a commonwealth.
Morgan
Okay.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Is it Virginia?
NLE Choppa
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, they gonna put him away for a long time. Virginia. Don't play with that. And he should go to jail for a long. He should never ever see a daylight outside ever again. Shooting you six times and I'm so sorry, mama.
Morgan
Wow. Yeah.
NLE Choppa
Thank you guys. I'm blessed to be here. So I'm happy. I finished my crying and all that stuff, so I'm happy I. So I'm on a good path. I just hope one day I can.
Jess Hilarious
Help somebody else in my situation.
NLE Choppa
Cause it ain't easy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Absolutely. Well, you keep telling that story. Cause I'm sure there's a woman out there that's trying to get out of a relationship that's scared to death. And you keep telling your story, mama.
Morgan
Yeah. And good luck in court tomorrow. Thank you. We gonna have Lauren reach out to see if he really got the time that he needed to get tomorrow. So good luck.
NLE Choppa
Oh, please do. Please do. It's a two day trial.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, Sasha. Damn it, man. I can't even imagine. Well, that was donkey of the day. Charlamagne is out. 800. 5, 8, 5. 10, 5, 1. Now when we come back, Jess, you had some advice for Lauren. Cause she's single.
Morgan
Yes, she is single. And I'm trying to help her find love again. She was in love, she said before, but she wants to get married. Lauren wants all these things, but we don't know exactly what she likes, what she wants. And I've been learning about her every day.
Jess Hilarious
So, you know, type of tequila.
Morgan
Yeah, I do, period.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, we really got to help her because earlier today she talked about being a pen pal for men in jail before.
Jess Hilarious
No, I did not.
Charlamagne Tha God
She talked about the type of guys that she used to date. So it seems like she's a little confused herself. She likes toxic. Whoa.
Jess Hilarious
We gotta talk about this.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. So. All right, well, Jess is gonna help her when we come back. And if there's any good men out there, there. If you want to shoot your shot at Lauren this morning, 800-585-1051. It doesn't matter if you have a job or not. If you could hear us in jail.
Morgan
Oh my gosh, she will give you envy.
Jess Hilarious
What you said.
Charlamagne Tha God
You said pen pal, jail and all that.
Morgan
Toxic.
Jess Hilarious
I never said none of that. I never said nothing. Why would.
Morgan
She don't care if that.
Charlamagne Tha God
She doesn't care if you're white, you're black, you're Asian.
Jess Hilarious
That's not true either.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay?
Jess Hilarious
Let's leave it up to Jack.
Charlamagne Tha God
She doesn't care. Men and women.
Jess Hilarious
What?
Charlamagne Tha God
Men or women?
Jess Hilarious
Wow, you really trying to get. Can we leave it up to Jesse? Just let the people know who need to call in.
Morgan
I got you, okay? I got you.
Charlamagne Tha God
800-585-1051. Come one, come all. Shoot your shot with Petty. It's the Breakfast Club tonight. Petty, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamagne the guy we are the Breakfast Club. Charlamagne is out today. Lauren LaRosa is filling in. And Jess is gonna try to help Lauren LaRosa with her love life a little bit.
Morgan
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Now you had some recommendations, some guys that she could possibly be dating.
Morgan
I did, I did. I'm just gonna run, you know, run through them quickly again. 53 year old gentleman, the millionaire, he loves to just shower you. He travels a lot. He wants more kids, he wants to remarry. Deep lover kind of guy. But he wants you to be a housewife. And I know you said you be outside, you know, but what would make you stay in a millionaire man who ain't never really home any.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, he never home.
Morgan
No, he travels to work. He travels a lot.
Jess Hilarious
He going, I'm not traveling with you.
Morgan
He's not a millionaire for nothing.
Jess Hilarious
But I can't travel with him.
Morgan
You can but he wants you to be a housewife. And he's a bit controlling. Those were the disadvantages. Now you got this other 35 year old man, he's an overseas athlete, he wants commitment. He's a Christian, God fearing guy, understands values. He goes out of his way to make sure that you are, that you know you're safe and you're loved by him. But he don't believe in marriage and he don't want kids and you want both of those things.
Jess Hilarious
So I can't travel with. Oh head.
Morgan
You, you, you may be able to in the beginning but he, if he wants you to be a housewife, he wants you at home. He wants somebody that's going to make his home a home. He wants to remarry you, he wants to keep you on tuck.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, I'm just not a keep on tuck person.
Morgan
You can do your show from the house.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, but like then what after that? Like, like I'm just having, I'm sitting at home.
Morgan
Like he said, you ain't never gotta ever come back in the studio. You can do this from home. He done work something out.
Jess Hilarious
He like get me home.
Morgan
You can't. This is a powerful man. He didn't work something out. I heard. Look, my wife need to be home like she need to work, be able to work from the house and it's, it's, it's.
Jess Hilarious
But I'm there by myself. It's no dinner party, Nothing. Pick one 35 year old don't want kids or marriage. And is he like set on that or can that bend?
Charlamagne Tha God
We'll give you a chance to, to think about it. Cuz we got a lot of people on the phone lines now. I'm, I'mma step back, I'mma let Jess figure out who's good for you.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, Cause you done told them I don't want somebody don't need to have.
Morgan
A job, they can be in jail.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hello? Who's this?
NLE Choppa
This Andriana.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, hey Triana. How you feeling this morning?
NLE Choppa
I'm good.
Charlamagne Tha God
What are you calling for ma'am?
NLE Choppa
I'm trying to shoot my shot at Lauren.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, you trying to shoot your shot at Lauren? Okay, yeah, Lauren said come one, come on. All right now. Are you a stud?
NLE Choppa
What's up Lauren?
Jess Hilarious
Hey, what's up? How are you?
NLE Choppa
You like girl?
Jess Hilarious
No, I mean change your mind.
NLE Choppa
I can change your mind just one day.
Charlamagne Tha God
Whoa, change your mind.
Jess Hilarious
Would you do it that one day? I'M I'm curious.
NLE Choppa
I'mma take you on a date. I'mma give you a free few drinks.
Jess Hilarious
Okay, we going to talk and then.
NLE Choppa
We going to go to my house.
Jess Hilarious
Now.
Morgan
Are you a stud? Sound like.
Jess Hilarious
Sound like.
Morgan
I'm.
NLE Choppa
Okay, I. I'm. I'm. I'm a woman. I like boys and girls. I just got out of poly like a year ago.
Jess Hilarious
What's your Instagram? Let me see what you look like.
Morgan
Why does it.
Jess Hilarious
Cuz I'm curious.
NLE Choppa
T R A, P P. Hold on, let me make sure.
Jess Hilarious
Don't try to make it private. Don't try to delete photos.
NLE Choppa
I'm not deleting nothing. This a new Instagram. So T R A P. Uhhuh.
Jess Hilarious
D O D O G R G. Just spell it.
Morgan
What is it? I mean, not spell it.
Jess Hilarious
Just trap. God.
NLE Choppa
Oh, you be trapping Triana with two A's. It's nice. So it's T R I A N A A.
Morgan
Okay, so trap. God. Triana. T R A P G O D.
Jess Hilarious
T R I. Triana does not look anything like what I thought she would look like. Triana is giving. Hey, bestie.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, but she don't want she as a bestie.
Morgan
No, girl, she. I feel like if Lauren would do a woman, it would have to be a stud.
Harley Quinn Smith
No, no.
NLE Choppa
She don't need no damn stud.
Morgan
Damn.
Charlamagne Tha God
But Chiana, you. You hold on. I'm. I'm voting for you. Hold on. All right.
Jess Hilarious
I'm voting for you.
Charlamagne Tha God
What? That's my vote.
Jess Hilarious
Cheat.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's my vote.
Jess Hilarious
The body is giving.
Morgan
I'm not voting any girl.
Jess Hilarious
I look at Triana and I'm like, yes, bestie.
Morgan
Like, take a drink.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, let's. Let's go.
Charlamagne Tha God
Maybe that's what you need. Sit your ass down.
Lauren LaRosa
No.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hello? Who's this?
NLE Choppa
Hello, this is Eric.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, okay. What's up? All right, voice. Where you calling from, Eric?
NLE Choppa
Houston, Texas.
Charlamagne Tha God
Houston, Texas. Okay, brother. Go ahead, man. Shoot your shot at Lauren.
NLE Choppa
Yeah, what's going on? How you doing? I've been hearing a lot about you. I don't know too much, but you know, I'm at work one now, so. You got a bill.
Morgan
Look at her face.
NLE Choppa
I wouldn't expect him to get through.
Charlamagne Tha God
What do you do, sir?
Morgan
Yes.
NLE Choppa
Oh, I'm a CDL driver.
Morgan
Oh, okay. Do you have kids?
NLE Choppa
Yes, I do.
Morgan
How old are you?
NLE Choppa
I may not look much. I'm 52. When you look at me, you wouldn't even think that. A lot of people believe I'm in my 30s, but oh, so you look. Yeah, I'm a D. Okay.
Morgan
Have you ever. Have you ever been married before?
NLE Choppa
Right, right. I've been divorced just one time. It's kind of funny that story too. I've been with her for over like 20 years and then when we got married, she like a year later she divorced me. It's crazy. It's another story though.
Morgan
Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
Have you ever dealt with a woman with different wigs?
NLE Choppa
Have you ever dealt with a woman with what?
Charlamagne Tha God
With different wigs.
Morgan
Different wigs.
NLE Choppa
Wigs.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. Wigs.
NLE Choppa
Yeah. I ain't gotta be teasing though.
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NLE Choppa
I like a man.
DJ Envy
You like a man. What do I like?
Morgan
Joe, you like a man too.
DJ Envy
We often there's quite some. There's some cross pollination happening in here.
Morgan
Not like.
Charlamagne Tha God
No.
NLE Choppa
Have we.
DJ Envy
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Jess Hilarious
Karen, where have you brought us?
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NLE Choppa
About that man, as long as.
Jess Hilarious
Thank you, babe.
NLE Choppa
You know. Yeah, yeah, that's funny, man, that, that keeps me going. But yeah, Charlie man gives you a hard time with that. But yeah, it doesn't launch. It looks good. Long as it ain't looking like a rat on top of your head or something like that, it's all good.
Jess Hilarious
Okay, so far he has, he has.
Charlamagne Tha God
A good job, he has a child, he's been divorced. He knows that he knows how to treat a woman.
Jess Hilarious
Very cool voice and soothing.
Morgan
Yes, it's hilarious.
Harley Quinn Smith
Yeah.
Morgan
Yeah, this is the last.
NLE Choppa
Very close to my mom too, you know. You know, sometimes we bump heads. But that's my mom though. But that's like my first girlfriend, so it is what it is.
Morgan
Okay. All right. How would you deal with an argument if you and Lauren were dis, you know, disagreeing on something and, and she got a little rowdy, you know, cuz she younger, she's younger, she not in her 50s, you know, and she got a little spice to her. How would you handle that?
NLE Choppa
Well, you know, when you have. Have a disagreement, there's always a conclusion. And sometimes if you don't come on one, sometimes you got to agree to disagree. But at least you move forward, learn from that. You know, you get into it everybody, people at work, people that you know home, even your Own kids. But you just gotta learn how to, you know, just work it out. That's basically the best thing I can say. You can't just everything not gonna go the way you want it to go, but, you know, just try to work it out for the best. As long as you see what's ahead.
Morgan
Okay. Do you have all your teeth?
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, whoa.
NLE Choppa
Of course. And it's all mine. It's not on.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, perfect. Just last question. Pause, pause, pause. How's the D game? Levitro Cialis.
NLE Choppa
Man, you shouldn't be asking. It should be the ladies asking that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sure you good, cuz you kind of old. I want to make sure it still works.
Jess Hilarious
If you going to do.
NLE Choppa
Oh, man. Bro, I'm not old. When you look at me, you ain't going.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's my it. I want to make sure my sister's happy. All right, all right. We're gonna put you on hold. I'm voting for the girl still.
Morgan
I'm voting for the guy.
Jess Hilarious
Okay, WDAS. That's what we're gonna call him.
Charlamagne Tha God
5851051. Shoot your shot at Lauren. And when we come back, Jess is gonna make a final decision. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne. The guy. We are the Breakfast Club. If you just joined us today, Jess is trying to figure out help Lauren with finding a man. She gave her two two options, and we're just taking the phone calls to see if there's any better option on the line. We have. Hey, what's your name, bro?
NLE Choppa
Jess.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, Jess, you want to holler? Go ahead, man. Shoot your shot of Lauren.
NLE Choppa
I. I'm just a worker from Louisville, Kentucky. Oh, boy.
Harley Quinn Smith
I travel a lot and, you know.
NLE Choppa
I'm just looking for a female that's gonna take my flaws and I take hers.
Harley Quinn Smith
And you know, I'm not.
NLE Choppa
Nobody's special, but I know how to treat a woman. I'm from the South. I'm from Mississippi, and I would love.
Harley Quinn Smith
To meet a woman that knows how.
NLE Choppa
To treat a man.
Morgan
Do not ever lead saying you're not special. I don't want you to do that. I don't ever want you to do that again.
NLE Choppa
I'm not special.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm just.
Morgan
Can't do that, man.
Jess Hilarious
The way my. You know, the way confidence. My man pull up like he spell Mississippi.
NLE Choppa
Oh.
Morgan
Oh, he smelled Mississippi.
Lauren LaRosa
You.
Morgan
You left the second set of S's out, bro. Man.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, he from Mississippi, kids.
Jess Hilarious
The way he spelled it, though, he know how to play spades for sure.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's try. Let's try one more. Hello? Who's this?
NLE Choppa
Yo, this Cash.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, boy, she gonna love you, Cash. Where you calling from?
NLE Choppa
I'm calling from Atlanta, man, but I'm from up top, up north.
Charlamagne Tha God
I love you, Cash. Go ahead, man. What do you do, Cash?
NLE Choppa
Yeah, I'm an educator, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
What you mean, an educator? You're a street educator or you work? Are you a teacher? No, no, no, no, no.
NLE Choppa
Higher education, man. I work at university. I don't want to reveal that right now, though. It's university, but, you know, trying to help out the.
Charlamagne Tha God
The.
NLE Choppa
The youth.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right. He works at a college. What do you teach, Jim?
NLE Choppa
No, I'm actually in mathematics.
Charlamagne Tha God
Mathematics, Boom.
Jess Hilarious
Envy you are.
NLE Choppa
Thank you, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let.
NLE Choppa
Yo, you trying to. You trying to help me or you try to diss me, man?
Charlamagne Tha God
I got to clear it out.
Morgan
Your name is. Your name is Cash. So it's.
NLE Choppa
It's. It's Cassius, but, you know, I go by Cash for sure, because they, you know, Americans can't pronounce. Cash.
Jess Hilarious
Cash, where you from?
Charlamagne Tha God
You from?
Jess Hilarious
He said Americans like. He's not from America.
Charlamagne Tha God
Where you from, bro?
NLE Choppa
Yeah, I'm from the States. I'm from the States. Yeah, my people's from Haiti. We Haitian.
Morgan
Oh, okay.
NLE Choppa
All right, man. You know what I mean?
Jess Hilarious
So they can't play with you?
Charlamagne Tha God
What you mean?
NLE Choppa
Yeah, baby, I don't want you to play with me. So what's up? Talk to me. I'll talk back.
Morgan
How old are you?
NLE Choppa
I'm 36.
Morgan
36. You got any kids? Were you ever once married?
NLE Choppa
Nah, no kids, no marriage? No. None of that.
Morgan
No, none of that, man. Okay. You were like, you.
NLE Choppa
I'm looking for love, too. I'm looking for love and Lauren.
Morgan
Now you looking for love with Lauren. But are you looking for a commitment? Because she. You. She has a little bit of things that she does. Like, now, are you looking to marry? Do you want to have kids, Things like that? Do you want to have fun, travel? Things like that?
NLE Choppa
Yeah, absolutely. All the above. You know, definitely looking for some kiddos. You know what I'm saying? I definitely want to travel. Definitely can't commit. You know what I'm saying? I have my fun now. I'm just looking for the one.
Morgan
Okay, now, back in your past. That's rewinded. Have you ever been to jail?
NLE Choppa
I mean, I got arrested before, but.
Morgan
So your record is.
NLE Choppa
I never done no pop. Yeah, yeah, my record is pretty clean.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, so what you think? What you think? Now he's pretty cool. He's a teacher at a university. Y'all can even role play. You could come and teach or change my grade and, you know.
NLE Choppa
Give me some extra credit.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what I mean?
Morgan
I'm not gonna lie. I think he's a fun time.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
I'm not mad at him. I got a list of my top three.
Morgan
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
So, Jess, what do you think?
Morgan
I honestly said I'm gonna go with the older gentleman, the 52 year old. He came closer to my 53 year old gentleman that I gave you the contender. I like him. I liked his voice. He. He was the only person that you heard that had you blushing. You don't even know the man. His voice, I feel like that will disarm you because you're very feisty.
Charlamagne Tha God
I like trap triana. You like. I like trap ch. Because, you know, a woman's gonna know how a woman wants to be treated. She could brush your hair, she could brush your wigs. She could really pimp you the way that you need to be pampered. Then she can help you putting on all your brown girl grinding girl clothes on and all your, you know, your fashion nova and teu. She could order it so it's right there. As soon as you get. That's what I like. So you get your makeup for you, your lip glue. You're good.
Morgan
So can one of your homegirls.
Jess Hilarious
Exactly. Because I've never dated a girl and I didn't think that that was in my future.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't knock. It could be. It could be a blessing. Don't block your blessing.
Jess Hilarious
Are you talking about. Is stuff that my group chats do.
Morgan
Help her brush her wigs, order from temu, invite her on trips and stuff.
Charlamagne Tha God
The group chat. Don't eat the box.
Morgan
Oh, God. She not. She's not a gayer. She doesn't want to explore that yet.
Jess Hilarious
Well, I liked.
Morgan
What did you like?
Jess Hilarious
Cass and I like WDAs.
Morgan
So you do like Cass.
Jess Hilarious
You like cash is in WDAs, you know, the backup. If it just didn't work out anywhere else, I figured, you know, me and my homegirl, I would have to like, just make her relax a little bit. But we could go hang out and figure out, you know, we could be friends.
Morgan
Lauren, a low key hopeless romantic. Like, you're. You're low key. Like very low key with it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, my goodness. All right, well, we have the latest with Lauren coming up. What we talking about?
Jess Hilarious
Omarion.
Charlamagne Tha God
Omarion.
Jess Hilarious
Omarion is yelling at the people in the audience because they ain't doing what he wants them to do at the Millennium.
Morgan
He's not the Zen king. I never seen Omarion. Yo, baby.
Jess Hilarious
He might have had a couple shots before this performance. We going to talk about it?
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, we'll get to that. Next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Charlemagne's out today. Lauren LaRosa filling in. And let's get to the latest with Lauren.
Morgan
Lauren becoming a street f. She gets.
Charlamagne Tha God
Them from somebody that knows somebody, some details.
Jess Hilarious
I'm the home girl that knows a little bit about everything.
NLE Choppa
She be having the latest on the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Latest with Lauren LaRosa.
NLE Choppa
Sometimes you have facts, sometimes you have details. Sometimes she have a little bit of everything on the Breakfast Club.
Jess Hilarious
All right, so there's video circulating right now of Omarion on the Millennium Tour, and he gets pretty upset at the crowd. Let's take a listen. Yeah, so this is a. A video from the Millennium Tour. You guys know he's out on that tour right now. He came up here to talk about it. And, yeah, that just was, I guess, upset because people in the crowd weren't reacting the way they, you know, he thought he. They should be reacting while he's performing.
Morgan
I've never heard him curse.
Jess Hilarious
Me neither.
Morgan
Ever.
Jess Hilarious
Ever.
Morgan
Yeah, but, you know, I. Didn't another artist do that, too? I think that was. I think that was Method man head.
Jess Hilarious
So that was that. Yeah. Then, like, that was at a. That another concert here in New York, and it was basically, they were saying that the crowd didn't react to them, like, because of the age of the crowd. But this one, I feel like, with.
Morgan
Them, is it the Millennium Tour.
Jess Hilarious
The Millennium Tour ranges like, you have younger kids who are just tapping back in because of the nostalgia, and then you have, like, our age people older as well. So I don't. I don't know what that tizzy was about, but.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, but what. What? Omarion got it. I think he closes the show. But what Amarion got has to realize is one, we've seen this happen before when somebody was actually in a wheelchair and couldn't stand up. And that was the reason why that person couldn't stand up. But also, you got to think about this, right? The Millennium Tour is what, let's say, what, 35 plus 30 plus. Right? 35 plus, let's say. So when you got artists like, you got Nivea, you got Pleasure P. Rick Ross, Bobby Valentino, Sammy Ray, J. Ying Ying Twins, Boosie Plies. Then, Omarion, you tired?
Morgan
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You tired at that time. That's what, nine artists. I just named you tired at that point. So, I mean, Amarion could get frustrated, but if I pay for my ticket, I don't want to stand up. I ain't gonna stand up.
Morgan
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
I was trying to see what day. Because there, from the reports I'm seeing, this happened in Virginia. I was trying to see what day that was that they were there in Virginia, too, because I'm like, well, maybe if there's. You know, sometimes there's multiple shows in one place.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
You know, these people could have went to multiple shows.
Charlamagne Tha God
People are tired. They probably was tired. That's probably what it was. And they sat through all that. And if they were in Virginia, they probably wanted to really see Trey because that's his hometown.
Morgan
Oh, speaking that.
Jess Hilarious
You saw the video, Trey.
Morgan
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Ahead, Jess.
Morgan
Yes. No, Somebody ran up on the stage and tried to get this man.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. Yes.
Morgan
That was in Virginia, though.
Jess Hilarious
I don't know if that. No, I don't. I don't.
Morgan
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
I don't know for sure if that was in Virginia, but I believe that comes off of the same tour. There was a video circulating a Trey songs on stage, and there was a fan that ran up on stage, and he, like, squared it up.
Morgan
I was going to say, I'm very shocked that he knocked that dude out, because Trey, he's probably got hands.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. Yeah. And he's also probably learned that, like, you know, the minute I swing, boom, a lawsuit drop.
Charlamagne Tha God
But he had all right to hit that guy.
Morgan
I was going to say, but would that actually be something that he could get in trouble for if the guy ran up on him?
Jess Hilarious
I mean, you could definitely argue security.
Morgan
Was a little slow to me. I mean, I've seen security be slower with other artists and stuff, but, I mean, if. If I fl.
Jess Hilarious
Boom.
Morgan
And you. You on the ground.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Morgan
He can't get in trouble, cuz. Right.
Jess Hilarious
I mean, you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I.
Jess Hilarious
You would have to argue in court. You know, hey, he ran up on me. Whatever.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dude put his arm around Trey on stage. Security should have been, guys.
Jess Hilarious
But what I'm saying is the minute that the headline drops, it's not, well, dude, put his arm around him. It's, ooh, Trey Songz. Another headline, another. You know what I mean? I think if he's smart and you know what I mean, at this point, he's. He's been through this a couple times now. He knows, like, yo, my thing is.
Morgan
Like, when things like that happen, you don't know the motive. You don't know. People do a lot of things for clicks and, you know, everything like that. Like, he could have hurt him. You know what I'm saying? What if he had something? What if he could have stabbed him real quick? And it's like, now Trey is hurt in the hospital, and, like, I. I just. I don't know. You just gotta protect yourself first, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Trey should have knocked him out. But I would say this. I was impressed the fact that Trey squared up and then went right back into singing.
Morgan
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Yo, they said he squared up so fast, it was like a Power Ranger.
Charlamagne Tha God
They went right back into singing. He ain't joke. He ain't laugh. He didn't say. Did y'all see that? He just went right back to singing like it didn't happen.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. Shout out to him. I recently met him. He was super nice when I met him. But really quickly. Boosie. Boosie is also in a hot seat right now.
Morgan
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
So he was trying to do a good thing, honestly, and it went wrong. So you guys remember Caleb Wilson, God rest his soul. Who was the young man that was pledging?
Morgan
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
And he passed away while pledging Omega Sci Fi, which is Q.
Morgan
Yes.
Jess Hilarious
So Boosie was. Is doing his annual Boosie Bash down in partnership with Southern University. It was a Southern State university. Which one is it? With the human jukebox? I'll look it up. I believe it's Southern, but he's doing it in a partnership, and. And he wanted to have Southern University. Southern University. He wanted to, you know, just raise money for Caleb's family and just some of the things that were happening down there. And he talks about it, but the family kind of came out upset. Let's take a listen to Boosie talking to a local about his intentions.
Lauren LaRosa
And I know that you are launching.
Morgan
A foundation of scholarship in his name.
NLE Choppa
Is that right? Yeah.
Morgan
Yeah. We're gonna try to do something positive.
Harley Quinn Smith
Because I'm grateful for his dad and. And all the people who made this work, but, yeah, we're gonna do something special for him because you know that it's a life lost too short.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. So.
Morgan
And this was after or before the outrage?
Jess Hilarious
This was so. This was before. So this was before the outrage, but basically what happened was Booy had been selling tickets to Boosie Bash. It was already happening a few weeks before the show, Caleb Wilson situation happened, and he passed away, you know, in the. In is connected to the. That. That area. So Boosie's like, hey, I want to do something to help him. So Allegedly, there was a conversation with the fans family. The family says that they were under the impression that Boosie was going to just start a scholarship in Caleb's name and, like, maybe put some money into the scholarship, not attach it to Boosie bash. So they're upset, and they're basically saying, you're trying to make money off of this and use his image and his likeness. Do not do that. And they came up upset about it. And Boosie responded and basically said, you know, when trying to be real goes wrong, he said, it's sad for a lawyer and his family to say I promoted my event off of someone's passing. My event was promoted on a Eventbrite since November 14th. This incident happened a week before my event. Excuse my timing took place. How can I capitalize off someone's death for a concert that ain't me? A death of a student won't help a concert. It would hurt a concert. I was helped to. I was asked to help with a situation, and that's what I was doing once I made it home. But for y'all to say that y'all are taking legal action against someone who was trying to help y'all is a slap in my face. It's completely wrong. When keeping it real goes wrong. Shaking my head, I'm done.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. I would say as far as Boosie, I'm sure he was trying to do the right thing and just trying to give back to the community. But you also got to understand if, you know, that family just lost a life and I seen a fly. I was trying to look up the flyer before and his face was on it. I can't find it now, but if you're using my son's likeness and my son's name and we didn't have a conversation, it's not clear what you're doing. I would be upset, too. Don't use my son's name because I don't know what your intention was. They don't know Boosie. Like, they've never had a conversation with Boosie.
Jess Hilarious
Well, from what he. From what I understood from what he was saying, they did have a conversation. I think the family misinterpreted. They thought it was just going to be like a scholarship. Boosie figured doing this around something that was already big would make the most sense, but. And wrapping it up, it does seem like a big misunderstanding, but I think there is a lot of emotion still fresh. You know what I mean?
Charlamagne Tha God
Respect their son. Yeah, absolutely. So I think it's a conversation. I don't think Boosie had no ill intentions. I don't think Boosie needs a publicity stunt or anything like that to sell tickets. I think Boosie was really just trying to give back and say, you know, know what? Let's do something positive for the community. But I hope they can talking and square it all out.
Jess Hilarious
Same.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right.
Jess Hilarious
Prayers to that family.
Charlamagne Tha God
That is the latest with Laura. Now let's get to the mix. 800-585-1051. Get your joints in right now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
NLE Choppa
Wake up, wake up. You're locked into the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
Morning, everybody.
Morgan
It's DJ Envy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the breakfast club. Lauren LaRosa, filling in for Charlemagne. Now salute to NLE Chapel for joining us.
Morgan
Absolutely. I love. I love Nle. He's so humble, so cool. He is, absolutely.
Charlamagne Tha God
And his mom is always gonna be.
Morgan
Here with all the time.
Jess Hilarious
I asked one question. I remember what I asked. Mom peeked around. I said, oh, no, Mama checking.
Morgan
I gotta check Mommy with the ish, though.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, she.
Morgan
Do she be with it, man. That's her baby.
Charlamagne Tha God
So, yeah, definitely check him out. He's starring in his first lead role, King David in Black Heat. All right. And also, I gotta remind you guys to pre order my book. Real life, Real Family is out right now. We. We've been running around on this press run, and we've been speaking to so many people. So if you're thinking about having a kid or you have kids, we talk about the trials and tribulations and everything. Like I always say, having a kid, there is no instruction manual. You got to figure it out. And we. We've done it a couple of times, so I think we've kind of got this. This down. So it's good for you, Lauren, because you're thinking about amazing. Thinking about.
Jess Hilarious
Cause now I don't even know what shot I just took. I was working on something in my phone call this morning up and just felt the energy.
Morgan
He has a new book. What is this family?
Jess Hilarious
Oh, well, you know, y'all are one of my favorite couples.
Charlamagne Tha God
There you go.
Jess Hilarious
I. I listen to Gia.
Charlamagne Tha God
I listen to her, too. I do, too.
Morgan
And happy birthday to my girl, Shakari Richardson. I love her. That is my boot thing. That's my boot thing. So I just wanted to say happy birthday to my boo.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right, when we come back, just got the positive notice. The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Jess. Hilarious Charlamagne. The guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Charlemagne is out. Lauren LaRosa filling in. And it's time for the positive note. You got some positivity?
Morgan
Absolutely. If you have received your tax return, don't spend it all in one place. So I like that. Yeah, you know, period. Go J. I mad at that.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's the best positive I heard.
Jess Hilarious
I was just thinking, like, low key. That hit hard, like Breakfast Club.
Harley Quinn Smith
We all finished or y'all done?
John Cameron Mitchell
This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation island stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies, like bad touch football, anti racism spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies, are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing.
Jess Hilarious
Karen, where have you brought us?
John Cameron Mitchell
Cancellation island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, kids, it's me, Kevin Smith.
Harley Quinn Smith
And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith.
NLE Choppa
That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dickless version of me.
NLE Choppa
And that's the name of our podcast. Beardless Me. I'm the old one, I'm the young one.
Charlamagne Tha God
And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard.
NLE Choppa
Sounds innocent, doesn't it? A lot of cussing, a lot of bad language. It's for adults only.
Charlamagne Tha God
Or listen to it with your kid. Could be a family show.
NLE Choppa
We're not quite sure. We're still figuring it out.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's a working part progress. Listen to Beardless me on the iHeartRadio.
NLE Choppa
App, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here?
John Cameron Mitchell
Ow.
Charlamagne Tha God
Go slower.
DJ Envy
From Blumhouse TV, iHeart podcasts and Ember.
Charlamagne Tha God
20 comes an all new fictional comedy podcast series. Join the flighty Damien Hurst as he.
DJ Envy
Unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. I've been spending all my time looking.
Jess Hilarious
For answers about what happened to Santi.
Charlamagne Tha God
And what's the way to find a missing person.
DJ Envy
Sleep with everyone he knew, Obviously. Listen to the hookup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
Charlamagne Tha God
45 years ago, a Virginia soul band called the Edge of Daybreak recorded their debut album Behind Bars. Record collectors consider it a masterpiece. The band's surviving members are long out of prison, but they say they have some unfinished business.
NLE Choppa
The Edge of Daybreak Eyes of Love was supposed to been followed up by.
Charlamagne Tha God
Another album, Listen to Soul incarcerated on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club
Host: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
Episode Title: FULL SHOW: Sherri vs. Nia Long, Nelly & Ashanti’s Quick Marriage, Mariah & Anderson .Paak Rumors, Omarion Snaps, NLE Choppa Interview + More
Release Date: March 25, 2025
1. Introduction and Front Page News
The episode kicks off with the trio engaging in their characteristic banter before diving into the day's main topics. Charlamagne Tha God introduces the segment on front page news, highlighting significant political and social issues.
2. GEICO Motorcycle Claims and Humorous Banter
Early interactions include playful exchanges about GEICO motorcycle claims insurance, setting a lighthearted tone. Notable quotes:
3. Podcast Promotions and Advertisements
Throughout the episode, hosts promote various podcasts and fictional series, including John Cameron Mitchell's "Cancellation Island" and the new podcast by NLE Choppa titled "Beardless Me."
4. Key Topic Discussions
a. Tyler Perry’s "Beauty and the Black"
Morgan discusses her enthusiasm for Tyler Perry's continuation of the "Beauty and the Black" series on Netflix, praising it as the best drama from Perry.
b. NLE Choppa’s Interview and Personal Stories
NLE Choppa joins the show to discuss his first lead role in the movie "Black Heat." He shares personal experiences, including a harrowing account of surviving an abusive relationship where he was shot six times.
He also opens up about his podcast "Beardless Me" with his daughter, showcasing his dedication to family and personal growth.
c. Sherri Shepherd vs. Nia Long Incident
Jess Hilarious provides an in-depth account of an altercation between Sherri Shepherd and Nia Long at the opening of Denzel Washington and Jake Gyllenhaal's show "Othello." Sherri accuses Nia of "shading" her, leading to a tense interaction.
The hosts speculate on the underlying reasons, suggesting it may stem from personal grievances or misunderstandings.
d. Political Tensions and Leaked Messages
The hosts discuss a controversial incident where leaked texts allegedly reveal sensitive military plans, sparking debates on national security and journalistic ethics.
The conversation underscores the delicate balance between transparency and security, with differing opinions on the journalist's motives.
5. Front Page News Highlights
a. Defense Secretary's Leaked Texts
Lauren LaRosa and Morgan delve into the fallout from Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's leaked texts, discussing the implications for the Trump administration and the credibility of the Atlantic's reporting.
b. Legal Battles and Court Rulings
The discussion moves to ongoing legal battles, including the Trump administration's attempts to deport immigrants under the Alien Enemies Act, which has faced judicial pushback.
c. USPS Privatization Protest
The hosts report on nationwide protests against the privatization of the United States Postal Service, highlighting the concerns of postal workers and unions.
6. Celebrity Updates and Relationship News
a. Mariah Carey and Anderson .Paak Rumors
Jess Hilarious speculates on the relationship status between Mariah Carey and Anderson .Paak, noting recent public appearances and interactions that suggest they might be an item.
b. Nelly & Ashanti’s Quick Marriage
The hosts discuss Nelly's swift decision to marry Ashanti upon expecting a child, addressing public reactions and the dynamics of their relationship.
c. Omarion’s Performance Incident
Following a viral video of Omarion getting upset during his Millennium Tour performance, the hosts analyze his behavior and its impact on his image.
7. NLE Choppa’s Personal Growth and Overcoming Adversity
NLE Choppa shares his journey of overcoming adversity, including surviving being shot six times by an ex-partner. He emphasizes the importance of accountability, personal growth, and helping others in similar situations.
8. Listener Interaction: Donkey of the Day
The show features the interactive segment "Donkey of the Day," where listeners call in to nominate someone deserving of a "donkey." NLE Choppa shares his experiences with unhelpful strangers and finds resilience through these interactions.
9. Positive Notes and Final Thoughts
As the episode concludes, the hosts share positive messages and encourage listeners to stay resilient and supportive within their communities.
10. Advertisements and Promotions
Interspersed throughout the episode are advertisements for Nissan's reimagined Kicks, Meaningful Beauty products, and various podcast series, seamlessly integrated into the conversation.
Conclusion
This episode of The Breakfast Club offers a blend of entertaining banter, in-depth discussions on celebrity relationships, political controversies, personal stories of overcoming adversity, and interactive listener segments. The hosts provide a balanced mix of humor, critical analysis, and heartfelt conversations, making it a comprehensive and engaging listen for both regular and new listeners.
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