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Charlamagne tha God
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DJ Envy
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DJ Envy
Good morning, USA.
Charlamagne tha God
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo, yo. Yo.
DJ Envy
Just hilarious. Good morning, Charlemagne the God.
Charlamagne tha God
Peace to the planet. Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is. Hump day. Good morning. How y'all feel out there? I feel blessed, black and highly favored. Happy to be here. Another day to serve beautiful listeners. Good morning.
DJ Envy
Good morning, Jess. How you feeling?
Just Hilarious
I feel good. Okay, I'm sorry this morning. I want to say.
Charlamagne tha God
You're not sorry this morning.
Just Hilarious
What you doing?
DJ Envy
Yo, I'm walking across the street, right? Coming to work like I do each and every morning, and I see this truck approaching me and I'm like, oh, that's Jess. The truck doesn't slow down. I'm like, she's gonna slow down.
Just Hilarious
I Did.
DJ Envy
And then she pushed the gas. I said, wow, Just is tried to take me out this morning.
Just Hilarious
He's already out the way.
DJ Envy
He got out the way.
Just Hilarious
He was. And he was walking for security, so I know I would hit the security before I hit him. So Envy was protected all around the board.
Charlamagne tha God
You know, ain't nothing wrong with.
DJ Envy
Nothing wrong with what?
Charlamagne tha God
Sometimes you gotta let your bumper hit somebody beige every now and then.
DJ Envy
Jesus.
Charlamagne tha God
Nothing crazy, yo.
Just Hilarious
Him and the security beige.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm like, oh, my gosh, that's security's white. But I can see how early in the morning when the sun is just rising, they both look Caucasian. I get it.
DJ Envy
I said, jesus, what I did to. Just this morning, she tried to take me out.
Charlamagne tha God
Sorry.
DJ Envy
She said, you wouldn't hurt that much. It was just a little bump. All right.
Charlamagne tha God
And I also want to tell all my Latino brothers and sisters out there, salute to all my Latino brothers and sisters. Latino men don't call other men Papi Chulo. Don't do that.
DJ Envy
Nobody does that.
Charlamagne tha God
Why?
Just Hilarious
Do you even know what that means?
Charlamagne tha God
Yes, I do. It means handsome man are cute. Cute daddy, right?
Just Hilarious
Yes, Cute daddy. Why y'all like to be called Poppy Chulo?
Charlamagne tha God
Not no need to be calling me Poppy Chulo.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, everybody won't be gay until it's time to say.
Charlamagne tha God
Until it's time to get gay, though. Salute to my guy. When he told me, he said. He said, have a good day, Papi Chulo with a bunch of old in the text.
DJ Envy
I'm like, oh, so he has your number.
Charlamagne tha God
That's my guy. I'm not gonna say his name, though, but that's my guy.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Just Hilarious
You like for people to call you Kingpin?
Charlamagne tha God
No, I never. Yes, you do.
Just Hilarious
One of your home boys was like, you know how you texted me where.
Charlamagne tha God
You get this from?
Just Hilarious
You sent me a screenshot the other day, and it was like. He was like, peace King. He was like, peace Kingpin. I was like, oh, the hell?
Charlamagne tha God
I think this is what I think happened. Daredevil season two is out. Daredevil born again on Netflix. The big villain on Daredevil name is Kingpin. I think that he put. He meant to say King, but it.
Jess Niche
Said, ain't nothing wrong with being a little gay.
Just Hilarious
You can't see much explaining. She.
Charlamagne tha God
There's no reason for nobody to be calling nobody Kingpin. I really think that he meant to put King, but it just came Kingpin because we both watched Dead.
Just Hilarious
He liked the Haney. Haney corrected. He was a. Hey, Kingpin.
Charlamagne tha God
But Latino men stop Calling other men Poppy too low.
DJ Envy
I don't like that. You play like you want to play gator. Play gay.
Just Hilarious
Where you be every time I'm something.
Charlamagne tha God
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Just Hilarious
They probably like that gag reflexes on point.
DJ Envy
Wow.
Charlamagne tha God
Well, at least I'm just playing. NBA ain't playing.
DJ Envy
All right. Nope. I'm not even in this. Don't even put me in it.
Charlamagne tha God
I know it's about what somebody put in you.
DJ Envy
No, nobody put nothing in me, sir.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, okay.
DJ Envy
All right. Papi Chulo.
Charlamagne tha God
Hey.
Just Hilarious
Papi Chulo in a lot.
Charlamagne tha God
Poppy Chulo in is nasty.
DJ Envy
Papi Chulo, y'all.
Charlamagne tha God
Papi Chulo and her two cute daddies.
Just Hilarious
And the day. What?
DJ Envy
All right, well, comedian Just Niche will be joining us this morning. She has a new comedy special, self served. She shot this all herself. Majority of it on her cell phone.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes. And majority of it is selfie style. It's out now on Prime Video. Nish has been up here before.
DJ Envy
Yes, she has.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes.
DJ Envy
So we gonna kick it with Just Niche. All right, well, let's get the show cracking. We got front page news when we come back. Today is the day they're talking about that real ID thing. So if you don't have a real id, expect to take a little extra time in the airports. You might get a little more screening. And they're saying, carry a passport with.
Charlamagne tha God
You all just to be delayed. Yes, and probably not take off.
Just Hilarious
That's crazy.
DJ Envy
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news now. Last night, the warriors beat the Timberwolves 99, 88. But Steph Curry got injured. He had a, I believe, a hamstring strain. So they're not sure if he's going to be able to play in game two. And last night, also, the Pacers beat the Cavaliers, 120, 119. What a game. The Pacers lead the series to nothing. Now, the Celtics and Knicks, that play tonight. And the Nuggets and OKC play tonight. What up, Morgan?
Just Hilarious
Hey, y'all.
DJ Envy
Hey.
Charlamagne tha God
Good morning.
Just Hilarious
How y'all feeling? Relax, girl. He called them dreads. Tell him. Call them locks.
Morgan
Yeah, I was trying to put it in a ponytail, A bun. I don't know. It's just doing what it wants to do. But let's get into front page news. All right, so the newly elected Canadian Prime Minister is telling President Trump his country is not for sale. So while in the Oval Office yesterday with Prime Minister Mark Carney. Trump floated the idea again that Canada could become the first 51st state. Now he said he would le it would lead to lower taxes and a free military for the Canadian people. And Carney said no sale. But he added that the real deal is in the partnership with the US Saying that things are always better when we work together. Let's take a listen to their exchange.
Charlamagne tha God
I believe it would be a massive tax cut for the Canadian citizens.
DJ Envy
You get free military, you get tremendous.
Charlamagne tha God
Medical cares and other things. There would be a lot of advantages. Having met with the owners of Canada.
Lauren LaRosa
Over the course of the campaign last several months.
Charlamagne tha God
It's not for sale, won't be for sale ever.
Morgan
Ever. So Trump says the US and Canada joined without a border. Looks great on a map. Also during that meeting, President Trump couldn't help but min mention President Obama. He talked about President Obama's presidential center that is being built in Chicago. Let's take a listen to those comments.
Charlamagne tha God
President Obama and if he wanted help, I'd give him help because I'm a really good builder and I build on time, on budget. He's building his library in Chicago. It's a disaster. And he said something to the effect I only want dei. I only want woke. He wants woke people to build it. Well, he got woke people and they have massive cost overruns. A job is stopped. I don't know. It's a disaster. I don't think, I don't think President Obama said that. I haven't heard. I can't. I don't know that for sure, but that don't sound like something he would say.
Morgan
No, but we can. I will say that the Obama foundation did respond to President Trump's comment saying we can't wait to open our doors to the Obama Presidential center next spring. In addition to a world class museum, the 19.3 acre campus will feature a gymnasium, a fruit and vegetable garden, a branch of the Chicago Public Library, a playground and so much more. Now, the initial budget on that project was 400, about $450 million. However, in 2022, the project was estimated to be increased to about 830 million. So.
Charlamagne tha God
But did President Obama say he only wants DEI working on it and he only wants woke people working on that? Sound like something a person would say?
Morgan
No, but you know, he definitely was, you know, you know he's going to push forward and want to have, you know, a diverse people working on those projects of projects. Of course, so there's that. But as far as just, just only wanting woke and Only wanting dei. Come on out. You know who told me, it's also.
Charlamagne tha God
Interesting that, you know, Trump is pushing so hard to want a liberal country like Canada to be a part of America. You know, but I guess if you plan for, you know, elections in the future not to be free and fair, you don't care who joins.
DJ Envy
I was confused how he said, yeah, we'll help you with your military. Canada already has a strong military. We'll help you with your health care. I think Canada already has a great health care system. So I was thinking, like, what are you offering?
Morgan
It's true.
Jess Niche
It makes sense.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Morgan
All right, well, that's your front page news for 6am At 7, we will continue the conversation about Real ID. There's an update from Homeland Security Secretary Christineau.
DJ Envy
All right, we'll get into all that next hour. Everybody else, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open again. 800-585-1051. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.
Morgan
Hey, what you doing, man?
Charlamagne tha God
This is your time to get it.
DJ Envy
Off your chest, whether you're Mad or blessed. 800-585-1051.
Charlamagne tha God
We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club. Hello?
DJ Envy
Who's this?
Charlamagne tha God
Yo, this shot from Atlanta.
DJ Envy
What's up, brother Shad?
Charlamagne tha God
What up?
DJ Envy
Get it off your chest.
Charlamagne tha God
What's good? Good morning, all. I love you all. I listen to you all the time.
Caller
In one way or another.
Charlamagne tha God
I just had time this morning because.
Caller
I usually be at work, so I called in.
Charlamagne tha God
I love you guys, man.
Caller
I just want to say, let me out last to read.
Charlamagne tha God
I shout out to Morgan Wood.
Caller
Me and Bree, did they come in on a professional end and they put.
Charlamagne tha God
Y'All in on game with that read. Cause y'all be messing up, man. For real. I love you, though.
DJ Envy
We're not perfect.
Charlamagne tha God
None of us can read.
DJ Envy
He said we can't bring them up.
Caller
Yeah, you can't. You can't. You just said sixes yesterday.
Charlamagne tha God
You like you got four books out.
Caller
And you just said fictions.
Charlamagne tha God
But that ain't got nothing to do with reading. That's grandma, sir. That is reading.
Caller
That's reading. Calling words, getting words right.
Charlamagne tha God
When you read, you don't get your words right. When you write your own studio, I don't even know if you write your own stuff. I do write my own stuff, but I didn't use proper grammar. But that. That don't got nothing to do with not being able to Read. Being able to read. Yes. You mess up paragraphs all the time. All y'all. I love y'all, though.
DJ Envy
Well, we love you back. Shot. Thank you so much.
Charlamagne tha God
I would love to hear your readings, but you got to know the difference between.
DJ Envy
You're being judgmental.
Charlamagne tha God
You need to know the difference between literacy and not using proper grammar. I didn't use proper grammar, and I will continue not to use proper grammar because I'm black.
Just Hilarious
You never do. Say subscribe.
Charlamagne tha God
Subscribe. That's not grammar either. That's just me mispronouncing subscribe. I'm mispronouncing Grammarly.
Just Hilarious
No, it's not right.
Charlamagne tha God
It's not a word.
Just Hilarious
Whatever. All right.
DJ Envy
Whatever.
Caller
Hi, this is Virginia from Harrisburg.
DJ Envy
Hey, Virginia, get it off your chest.
Caller
I. Good morning, everyone. Good morning, Envy. Good morning, Charlemagne. Good morning, Jess and Lauren.
Charlamagne tha God
Peace. Ma'am.
Caller
How are you doing? Well, I want to say congratulations to my daughter, Vieira Jordan. She'll be graduating college, Hampton University, this Sunday.
Charlamagne tha God
Hey, congratulations.
DJ Envy
Congrats.
Charlamagne tha God
What? She majored in psychology. Oh, amazing profession. She black?
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
We need more black people in the mental health space. We need more black mental health professionals. So. Great.
Caller
Yeah, she'll go back to get her master's.
DJ Envy
That's so amazing. Where are they doing it? They're doing it indoors.
Caller
From what I know now, they said outdoors.
DJ Envy
Oh, outdoors. Okay. Well, I hope the weather is amazing. They give you. They still give you two tickets or four tickets?
Caller
Well, this year, they're giving out nine.
DJ Envy
Oh, wow. A nine in the actual thing? Because sometimes they'll do nine in the. In the. In the arena, and then they'll do, like, one of the off sites. So they do a nine in the arena for what?
Caller
She told me she. She has nine available tickets, so I'm not complaining.
DJ Envy
Well, enjoy it, man, and wish her the best. Thank you so much and salute to everybody at Hampton University. They do do graduation each and every year on Mother's Day, so all the mothers get there and get to see their sons or daughter graduate. It's always a beautiful time. That's one of my mom's favorite experiences.
Caller
Oh, thank you, guys.
DJ Envy
All right, Virginia, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need the vent, hit us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne tha God
The Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
It's a new day.
Charlamagne tha God
This is your time to get it off your chest. Wait. Wake up. Whether you're mad or blessed, it's time to get up and get something.
DJ Envy
Call up now. 800-585-1051.
Charlamagne tha God
We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Hello? Who's this?
Caller
Hey, this is Drea.
DJ Envy
Hey, Drea. Good morning. Get it off your chest.
Charlamagne tha God
Can you hear me?
DJ Envy
Yes.
Caller
Hey, I just want to get off my chest. I called last week, and I. I told them about Norfolk State Homecoming, and Charlamagne said that he will go possibly if we play South Carolina State. And we play South Carolina State in Norfolk.
DJ Envy
That's dope.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah. No, that's not what I said. I said that I was going to South Carolina State Homecoming this year.
Caller
I know that means you should come to Norfolk State's homecoming since we play y'all Charlamagne.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, but that ain't South Carolina State Homecoming Charlemagne.
Jess Niche
You know, I'm just trying to get.
Caller
You there to support Michael Vick. That's it.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, yeah. Salute to Michael Vick. Man, I'm rooting for him. Except for when he plays South Carolina State.
DJ Envy
Yeah, I'm going to the game. I'm actually going to the one October 4th where they play Hampton. So I'm gonna go to a bunch of those games down there and support Mike Vick.
Caller
Also DJ Envy and Jeff and Lauren. You guys might come to the homecoming to support.
Just Hilarious
Oh, yes. More than likely I will if I don't have shows around that.
Charlamagne tha God
No, stop lying.
DJ Envy
Norfolk State Homecoming at the same time.
Just Hilarious
You can't read.
Caller
I think it is.
DJ Envy
Yeah, I'll be down there. I'll be on the other side of the water, but I'll definitely be out to be down there. I got to go there, and I got to go to Delaware State's homecoming this year if it's not the same time, to support their football team.
Just Hilarious
And I love Virginia. Oh, what is that? Virginia.
Caller
September.
DJ Envy
Let me know. I'm gonna cover those games.
Caller
Well, this is what I was gonna say.
It's close. Hey, y'all. I was gonna say closer to the time. I'll call back in and whatever parties or whatever that y'all may want to attend. I'll just DM y'all if y'all feel comfortable.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes.
Just Hilarious
Thank you so much.
DJ Envy
All righty, mama. Have a good one.
Caller
All right, y'all have a good one.
DJ Envy
All righty, now.
Caller
Bye.
Charlamagne tha God
Bye.
Just Hilarious
And you said subscribe, so. No, you can't read because you know the B is subscribe.
Charlamagne tha God
The difference between mispronouncing and being able to read. I know how to read.
Just Hilarious
So read, subscribe, and that's pronouncing because.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm the same way. You say two. No, it's because you're from Baltimore. I'm from South Carolina, so that's the way we talk. Just like in Boston. They say ka.
Just Hilarious
Also, your bees is V's.
Charlamagne tha God
Well, no. My. The. The T's are straight. I say I'm like a C, so I say straight. Screech. Chrome. Yes.
DJ Envy
Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. We got the latest with Lauren coming up.
Caller
Yes, we do.
Charlamagne tha God
Why was there a bottle of Casamigos just sitting in your chair this morning?
Caller
Just gave me a gift.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, just bought that. Okay. Why you act like you ain't know.
Jess Niche
Where it came from?
Just Hilarious
It was her gift.
Caller
Why are you all in our business?
Charlamagne tha God
Because, number one, you don't give people with addictions more of what they're addicted to.
DJ Envy
Now you're addicted.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes.
Just Hilarious
Alcoholic with a bad wig. You really try.
Caller
He's addicted to being an assignment.
Just Hilarious
You can't even believe it.
Caller
I just messed up.
DJ Envy
Wig drunk.
Charlamagne tha God
That's effed up. All of that is true. But continue. We have the latest.
Just Hilarious
You know what I'm saying?
DJ Envy
Damn envy.
Caller
Can you ask me? Because I'm not even going over.
DJ Envy
What are we talking about?
Caller
We do. The Met Gala has raised the most money in its history. $31 million bet on black. And I'm gonna break down why that is important for black designers, black creatives, and black artists. Before we stop talking about the Met Gala, we got to talk about that.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Charlamagne tha God
All right.
DJ Envy
We'll get to that next. And I. And just something personal. I heard something happen with our girl, Young Ma. I just want you to do dive deep dive into that to find out.
Caller
We're on it.
DJ Envy
All right.
Charlamagne tha God
It's the best younger me with a good time talking about deep diving in the younger man.
Just Hilarious
Because you can.
Charlamagne tha God
All right.
DJ Envy
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get to the latest with Lauren.
Just Hilarious
Lauren becoming a straight face.
DJ Envy
She gets them from somebody that knows somebody.
Caller
I'm the homegirl that knows a little bit about everything.
Charlamagne tha God
And everybody, she be having the latest on this. The Latest with Lauren LaRosa. Sometimes you have facts. Sometimes you have details. Sometimes she have a little bit everything. Well, it's the ladies on the Breakfast Club. Talk to me.
Caller
All right, y'all. So the Met Gala we talked about, it went down on Monday, right? But the Met Gala has actually made history. The Met Gala this year raised 31. I'm gonna get the number right?
Charlamagne tha God
Hold on million.
Caller
Yes. Yeah.
DJ Envy
$31 million.
Caller
$31 million.
Just Hilarious
Amazing.
Caller
Yes. And. And people are gonna wonder, you probably, guys are probably wondering, like, why does that even matter? And like, a lot of people didn't even know that the Met Gala raises money. They just thought it was a place that people dress up to get cute and go to. And this number $31 million, is the most money that the Met Gala has ever raised in its 77 year history of the museum. Now, the museum, the money that they collect every year through, like ticket sales and donations and things go to making sure the museum is able to, like, still do business because the museum funds itself and has been for all of this time. Now, the reason why that is important when it comes to the black designers, the black creatives and the black artists is because it allows for the Metropolitan Museum of Art to explore and celebrate black history, culture and style through its exhibition. So it allows it to put on more exhibitions to teach people, to research, to bring in the right people to the. The different artifacts and things that they bring into the museum to keep them up for time. And it just, you know, showcase what it like the black dandyism carpet that we just saw. A lot of those pieces and a lot of those stylists and a lot those fashion designers all contribute to the Met Museum actual, like, exhibition that you see behind the scenes. So now it's in here, people can come and see it, they can learn. So it's just basically kind of like, you know, artifact. And people are saying, like, you know, bet on black. Because this year made so much history because there was so much hype around it. People were really excited to see the looks, who was going to be involved. And because there was so much conversation around the cultural importance of this year's Met Gala.
Just Hilarious
Okay, nice.
Caller
Yes. Now, yesterday, Charlemagne, because I wanted to make sure I got this. And you asked me about the black designers that were involved on the carpet, and I said there were black designers and there were black stylists, but I didn't have a complete list and I didn't want to leave anybody out. I did want to mention some people, though. Savannah James was actually styled by Hanifa. You know, Hanifa from Maryland.
Just Hilarious
I do not.
Caller
Oh, Maryland, yes, Hanifa. Yeah. So she was. Well, she's. She's based there, but so she was styled by Hanifa. You also have Laquan Smith, who styled a bunch of people. He's a designer. Sergio Hudson, who was up here with.
Charlamagne tha God
Ms. Stephanie, South Carolina, all day.
Caller
Yes, Dapper Dan, of course you have Paul Tazewell, who did Janelle Monae? There was a lot of different people. Jahliel Weaver did Rihanna.
Just Hilarious
Do we know who did Lauryn Hill?
Caller
I can look that.
Just Hilarious
I don't know who did Lauren are. I just. I like. I really, really loved her. Her outfit.
Caller
And Romeo Hunt, who I wore yesterday, he also dressed someone for the Met Gala carpet as well. So there's a lot of black people that were really involved in this. So this is a major win for black creatives, but major one for the Met Gala as well, too.
Just Hilarious
Nice.
Caller
Yes. So moving on. Yesterday, this is a hard left turn. Smokey Robinson. There was a story that broke yesterday. The Smokey Robinson is being accused of sexual battery by four former housekeepers.
Charlamagne tha God
How old are these women?
Caller
Huh?
Charlamagne tha God
How old are these women?
Caller
So the women are.
DJ Envy
How old is Smokey?
Caller
97. Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
No, he's not. I'm just making stuff. Jesus.
Caller
Was gonna go with it too.
DJ Envy
I was asking.
Just Hilarious
I mean, I don't know the age.
Charlamagne tha God
He's 85.
Caller
Yeah, I don't know the age of the women, but. So here's what happened. So there are four women that claim that. Therefore accusers say that they overlapped and working for Smokey and his wife Francis. And they claim that they were assaulted multiple times with the first incident happening in 2007. Now they're saying that they were repeatedly sexually assaulted and raped by Smokey Robinson in during their employment. This is insane. Now, the suit was found in Los Angeles on Tuesday morning by the four Jane Doe. So they are listed as Jane Doe's. Their names are not mentioned, which is probably why we don't have their ages yet. And they claim that they used to work as housekeepers for the music star and his wife. So this first allegation, even though there's a variety of allegations made against Smokey Robinson and document is that is that they claim that Smokey Robinson would call them into his bedroom or other places while his wife was away from the house. These women alleged that Smokey would then force himself upon them, penetrating them allegedly with his fingers, forcibly giving them oral. Can I say oral?
DJ Envy
You can say oral sex.
Caller
Oral sex or making them perform oral sex on him and then raping them despite claiming they repeatedly told him no. According to a lawsuit, the woman claimed that Smokey would also sometimes lay down with a towel before allegedly forcing himself upon them. So not so as not to make any mess on the the bed sheets. At least two of the victims claim that he ejaculated inside of them without protection. And they're suing Smokey Robinson for sexual battery, assault, false imprisonment and gender violence. And they're seeking at least $50 million in damages. Now, Smokey's wife, I was about to.
DJ Envy
Ask the same thing.
Caller
The lawyer is not listed in the report that I see, but I can get that information for you.
Charlamagne tha God
At some point, these lawyers taking these cases gotta be brought up on a rico, man. This is organized crime at this point, because it's a racket. Jane does come to these attorneys. Attorneys reach out to the artists, ask the artists to settle. And then when the artists don't want to settle, they go public with these accusations and they tell the artist, hey, we're going to go public with these accusations if you don't settle with us. And then they let the media run with these stories. That's essentially a smear campaign like and.
DJ Envy
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Just Hilarious
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Charlamagne tha God
The same exact story every single time.
Just Hilarious
That's my ex. Who's the lawyer?
Caller
Yeah, I'm trying to find who who the lawyer is because I don't actually have the doc, but I can pull the doc. I did want to mention this part as well too. So Smokey Robinson's wife of 23 years is also included in this lawsuit, even though the women were clear that she never engaged in any of the alleged sexual acts or rape. They're suing her. Her name is Francis. Because they say she knew about prior alleged sexual misconduct that Smokey had committed and did nothing to prevent it from happening again. And they also claim that she created a hostile work environment Francis did, allegedly by using racially charged epithets, giving them various tasks, and depriving them of meal and rust breaks.
Just Hilarious
That is crazy.
Caller
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
You said at one point forcible fellatio.
Caller
Yes. And I reached out to Smokey Robinson's team, but I have not heard back on this at all.
Just Hilarious
I'm gonna tell you one thing about that.
Charlamagne tha God
Smokey might not even know what's going on.
Caller
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Like, I don't be on social media what's going on.
DJ Envy
I'm sure Smokey got a lawsuit.
Caller
Something like this, you gonna know.
Just Hilarious
But the craziest thing is trying to have an old man force his tongue up. He's Is nothing like the Leo Leo Lee. Like, that is hard. That's what. That's what most of them old men do it. Because, you know, a lot of older guys, they don't really know how to.
Charlamagne tha God
I thought that was an alarm going off. Just.
Just Hilarious
Exactly. That's what you'll think.
DJ Envy
That.
Just Hilarious
And, like, that's what they do, the older guys. It's called the lidl. Yes, yes. Little so poor women.
DJ Envy
All right.
Charlamagne tha God
Could you just shut up sometimes?
Just Hilarious
No, no. I'm not talking about these women. I'm just saying. I know. I know how it is. Wednesday, an older man think he know what he doing, and he trying to force his tongue, and it's. It's crazy. So thank you.
Caller
And the attorney is John Harris. I've never. I have not heard of this attorney. And the common thread is they're saying that the women are Hispanic who were employed as housekeepers.
Charlamagne tha God
The common thread is that these lawyers come to the artist and tell the artist, if you don't settle with us, we're gonna make these accusations public. They always do it privately because there's a lot of people who feel like who might settle behind the scenes because they don't want this stuff to, you know, go public. But. And then if you don't settle, then they go public with it and try to smear you in the media.
Just Hilarious
But y'all know, one thing I was.
Charlamagne tha God
Watching yesterday, I saw Byron Scott yesterday. Same thing. I'm like, who's that? A former NBA player. Former NBA coach.
Just Hilarious
Oh, okay. That's crazy. Listen, y'all. So this is breaking news. I was watching loving hip hop yesterday. Y'all know I just like to go down memory lane. I was watching love and hip hop. New York season three. Guess who used to be Mendisi's artist?
DJ Envy
Who?
Just Hilarious
Vato.
DJ Envy
Oh, yeah, I know. They're all from Harlem.
Charlamagne tha God
I was like saying it's like it's breaking news.
Just Hilarious
Yes.
Charlamagne tha God
To your generation.
Just Hilarious
Well, yeah, yeah. That's what.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Charlamagne tha God
To us leaders, we've been doing this.
DJ Envy
All right. That is the latest with Lauren. When we come back, we have front page news. And then just niece should be joining us. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne tha God
You're checking out the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get back in some front page news now. Quickly. NBA playoffs. The warriors won last night. 99.8 9,988. Steph Curry did get injured. He had a hamstring strain. So they don't know if he's gonna be playing for game two. And the paces lead the series. Two nothing. People are surprised about this. They won last night. 120, 119. What a game that game was. It. It pretty much ended with a. A buzzer beater.
Charlamagne tha God
So I ain't watching no basketball last night. I was good.
DJ Envy
It was good last night. Morning, Morgan.
Jess Niche
Good morning.
Just Hilarious
Good morning.
Morgan
So let's get back into front page news. So Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem says traveling without real ID compliant cards will still be permitted for now, but will likely face some more security steps. Noam shared the information while testifying before a House Appropriations Committee on Tuesday. However, she also noted that individuals without proper identification will likely face additional steps before they are permitted to travel. Maybe slide to an extra line. An extra step. Like she said, the full enforcement date has been pushed back repeatedly since the law was first passed in 2005, and it was finally slated to take effect today. So let's take a listen to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's comments on real ID compliance.
Caller
81% of the travelers that travel by airline in the United States today are already compliant. So they have IDs that already they.
Charlamagne tha God
Will be able to use just like they normally always have been.
Caller
We will be honoring passports, other federally recognized IDs, tribal IDs will be recognized. So thank you, Mr. Chairman, for that. And what will happen tomorrow is folks will come through the line and we'll issue their ID and show it.
Charlamagne tha God
If it's not compliant, they may be diverted to a different line, have an extra step, but people will be allowed to fly.
DJ Envy
I think they did this too fast, I think. And I know what they're saying, that all these people, a high percentage of people, have the real id, but a lot of people have been trying to get the real ID for months now. And DMV has four months, five months out to get this id, and it's just gonna make things even worse for people.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, I will say that. It hasn't been taken too fast, though. They've been. They've been telling us to get real ID for a couple of years, but it's been.
DJ Envy
It's been. It wasn't that easy to get what in Jersey.
Charlamagne tha God
Honestly.
DJ Envy
Hasn't been that easy.
Charlamagne tha God
Honestly. I've just been ignoring it.
DJ Envy
No, I've been trying to get.
Charlamagne tha God
Because for the last couple of years, they've been telling us that you're gonna have to get real IDs on. Actually, they had. They had announced the date prior, and then they pushed it back.
Morgan
Yeah, that's what they were saying. This has been repeatedly pushed back since 2005. So I don't know about.
DJ Envy
Well, that's the only reason I never.
Charlamagne tha God
Kept getting it, because. Because they would always push it back.
DJ Envy
And. And the one thing I don't understand about the real ID is. Is you'll see when you go get the real id. It's the same exact thing. I guess the identification might itself be different, but all they asked for is the same thing. They want a passport and Social Security card, which is the same thing. You had to get your regular driver's license and proof of address. That is it. So it's nothing extra on that ID that you need.
Charlamagne tha God
Sorry.
DJ Envy
I don't understand why you can't just turn in your regular driver's license to get another one. Because I thought it was information.
Charlamagne tha God
I thought it was a star or something.
Morgan
Star is on the corner of it. That's the only difference that I've seen from my old one to my new one.
DJ Envy
But you still need the same information to get it, your driver's license. So it's not like it's a different.
Just Hilarious
Thing putting a chip inside of it. That's what they don't want to tell us.
Charlamagne tha God
Look, Jack. Look, just ain't. I don't know if just wrong, because I was thinking that, too, because, you know, when I had to switch over. I took forever to switch over my South Carolina ID to my New Jersey id, and I asked for a real id, and they told me that was a whole other process. This was like two years ago.
Just Hilarious
Yeah. I don't know, Jess.
Morgan
You might be on to something because I've recently renewed my passport and I will say it's a lot thicker than it was before.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, right.
Morgan
But a real ID is an enhanced security driver's license that will be needed to board domestic airline flights in lieu of a passport. So right now she says if you are, if you don't have a real ID or if you're not real ID compliant, you know, you will be still able to travel for now. But, you know, they're still urging people to get real ID compliant. Speaking of travel, New Jersey Congressman Josh Gottheimer, he's calling for changes at Newark Airport after the experiencing delays for a ninth straight day with air traffic control centers across New Jersey, Philadelphia and now Long island down 40 staffers for the region. And the Congressman is calling on the Trump administration to add more workers to the region, upgrade outdated communication systems. And he also spoke about the economic impact that this is having. That, that Newark Airport, you know, is a, a quite the funnel of traffic into the country or just pretty much, you know, people are traveling and using Newark International. Let's take a listen to those comments from New Jersey Congressman Josh Gottheimer.
Charlamagne tha God
But we must immediately immediately surge our investment and fix the technology issues at Newark Airport and our airports around the country. We cannot wait a day longer to get to work to fix the technology issues at Newark Airport, a region where 20% of the nation's GDP runs through. And I'll say it over and over again, talk about just how important of an artery for our country Newark Airport is.
DJ Envy
Right.
Charlamagne tha God
It's not only critical to our economy.
DJ Envy
Right.
Charlamagne tha God
But it's critical to air traffic around the United States.
Caller
Yeah.
Morgan
So five air traffic controllers took trauma leave last week following a communication failure. That was a 90 second blackout, which they're saying that, you know, was very, very, it was traumatic for those air traffic controllers saying that they just didn't know what was going to happen in the 90 seconds during that blackout. And of course, Senator Chuck Schumer is also calling for an investigation into whether these aviation related incidents are a direct result of Doge cuts.
Charlamagne tha God
So there's too much going on, man. That's why people just be getting high and wanting to have a drink, man. Yeah. Like, God damn, can we just have a normal life?
Morgan
No. And wrapping things up, the Supreme Court is allowing President Trump to implement a ban on transgender people serving in the military. Justice is granted in emergency request from the White House to get rid of a nationwide injunction that blocked the policy. While litigation takes place. All three liberal justices Dissented. Seven transgender service members had sued to block the order made by Trump. Separately, the U.S. court of Appeals in Washington, D.C. put a ruling on hold from a judge that also blocked the ban nationwide. While arguments have. While. While it heard arguments and has yet to rule. Now, Defense Secretary Pete Hexa, he spoke at MacDill Air Force Base in Tampa yesterday, saying Trump is delivering on a generational investment to rebuild and redefine the military. And here's what Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had to say.
DJ Envy
We are leaving wokeness and weakness behind.
Caller
No more pronouns.
DJ Envy
No more climate change obsession.
Charlamagne tha God
No more emergency vaccine mandates.
DJ Envy
No more dudes in dresses.
Charlamagne tha God
Our standards will be high.
DJ Envy
And in combat formations, they will be gender neutral.
Morgan
So Hexath went on to say that if you meet the standards, you can serve. And the goal is to provide troops with the most advanced technology so that American soldiers don't have to face a fair fight. Just real quick, can we just salute the troops and the vets for their service? You know, for sure, the work that you do and in the words of just hilarious, Let him fight.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, that is interesting. I would love to talk to some soldiers about that because, you know, a lot of times when you hear a lot of troops talking, talk, they talk about how, you know, when they at war, they just. At war.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
They're not thinking about, you know, well, at least in regards to race. I, I can't speak to everything else. They just say when they at war, that's my, my soldier next to me and that's that. I don't know how it is, you know, when you know that that soldier identifies as something else. I don't know.
DJ Envy
Yeah. But you know what? And, and like you said, I would love to talk to the troops as well. Like, that was my dad's main thing when he was in the military. He was like, when he, when they were fighting, it was all good. It was like it didn't care. Race didn't matter. But as soon as they got off that barracks and they went to the restaurant and they wouldn't let my dad in because he was black, them white officers still went in there and ate. So it's. So I guess it's a little bit different. So I would love to hear from the troops as well.
Morgan
All right, y'all, that's your front page news. Follow me on socials at Morgan Media. And for more news coverage, follow at Black Information Network, Download the free iHeartRadio app and visit us@binnews.com. thank y'all.
DJ Envy
Alrighty. Thank you Morgan now, when we come back, Just Niche will be joining us. She has a new comedy special, Self Serve. We'll talk to her. Her next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. Just Niche.
Charlamagne tha God
Welcome back.
DJ Envy
How you feeling, man?
Jess Niche
I feel great job. Thank God. Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Last time you was here, you was talking about putting out your special. Now you got your special actually out.
Jess Niche
The special. Drop job.
Charlamagne tha God
How'd it feel?
Just Hilarious
Congratulations, first of all.
Jess Niche
Thank you. We got it done like.
Charlamagne tha God
And you did it yourself. You funded it?
Jess Niche
Yeah, thank you. You paid for it too. Thank. Did you watch it? You win it?
Charlamagne tha God
I did see some of it. No, I did, because you did it all with the selfie. Yeah, you in it.
Jess Niche
You in the special.
DJ Envy
Did you declare? Did you?
Jess Niche
Claire, Mona, When I filmed y'all the first time, I said, y'all in the special.
Charlamagne tha God
That's right.
DJ Envy
That was the clearance you did.
Caller
Yeah, yeah.
Jess Niche
So turned out real dope. So congratulations. Thank you.
DJ Envy
How much did it cost in totality.
Charlamagne tha God
To fill those types of questions?
DJ Envy
Because she said she funded herself.
Jess Niche
Well, it was really like a hundred thousand dollar special, but we got it done for about a third.
Charlamagne tha God
You did it with yourself.
Just Hilarious
I know, that's right.
Jess Niche
Yeah. We had to make it do what it do. So I did it with my phone. And then we had some real cameras too. But we did put that selfie shot in there because that was the whole. Yeah, yeah. So that went great. Can I cut some here?
Charlamagne tha God
Yes.
Jess Niche
Okay. Thank you. I got my first lady jacket on. I ain't know. I don't want it to be like that, but. But yeah, yeah, it just. It. We didn't raise all the money either. Like, I did the GoFundMe. I'm thinking people was gonna give me more. Like that girl that got hit and hit with the brick.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Jess Niche
They gave her like $50,000. So I was like, let me just ask for 20. Like, I asked for like 15 and I thought I would get like 20.
Charlamagne tha God
But you ain't had no tragedy though. Yeah, you gotta have a tragedy.
Jess Niche
Well, I knew that I would hit myself in the head with a brick had I not. I thought that just me trying to do it myself would be enough. People was like, nah.
DJ Envy
You heard about that lady the other day? She called a kid a little boy and she put up a go for me and she raised over 600, 000. Right. Did she get a million?
Charlamagne tha God
Close to a million.
Just Hilarious
Now, but Yesterday it was 700, 000.
Jess Niche
Look, okay. And I've been calling kids my whole.
DJ Envy
Life.
Jess Niche
You know, it's just crazy. And, yeah, I thought a lot of people would kind of just donate to it, like people I know with money. And I'm like, I ain't ask for that much, but get it out the mud. And we did, and it turned out it's really top five. I'm not even lying. The last 10 years. What's your favorite comedy special in the last 10 years? Don't say Dave Chappelle because he. We all know it's Dave Chappelle, but Dave Chappelle aside, that ain't my favorite.
Charlamagne tha God
But he top five.
DJ Envy
He's one of my favorites.
Charlamagne tha God
Sticks and stones would probably be in my top five of the last ten.
Jess Niche
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Neil Brennan actually has two that I probably would put in my top.
Jess Niche
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Five.
Jess Niche
The last ten years. Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Who else?
DJ Envy
Oh, no, I'm trying to think of the specials that came out. Who else came out?
Jess Niche
So y'all got to know these.
DJ Envy
Joe Coy was a funny one, but I'm trying to think. I can't think of. I can't think of the ones that came.
Charlamagne tha God
Damn, Andrew. Shows to life. That's messed up. That three of my top five is white people. But they really. It was really funny.
Jess Niche
They was really good special.
Charlamagne tha God
It was good specials.
Just Hilarious
I like.
Charlamagne tha God
I got to watch. I got. I got to really check in with self serve.
Jess Niche
Yeah, you got to. You got to check it out.
Just Hilarious
I got to watch more stand up. Damn, man. Yeah, I'm trying to think, like two of them in the last 10.
Jess Niche
I think people are not really caring about comedy specials no more because people.
Just Hilarious
Just been putting out out garbage, anything, you know what I mean?
Jess Niche
So it's not like people like, okay, another comic. But then it's like, okay, I don't.
Charlamagne tha God
Want to watch any comedians who watch other people's specials like that, though.
Jess Niche
Yeah, if it's a good special we watch. Keith Robson had a really good comedy special, Different Strokes.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, yeah. Different Strokes was good. Different Strokes was good.
DJ Envy
That was the last, right?
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
Earthquake. Latest one. Even though it was like. It was like short, but it was so good. He just came out like last year or two years ago. Earthquakes. Yeah. Yeah.
Jess Niche
Oh, yeah. People. I don't know. I guess people. Well, this one is real dope. So y'all can watch this one and then let me know.
Just Hilarious
It's just you by yourself. You got any openers?
Jess Niche
Nope, it was just me because you.
Just Hilarious
Know how some people oh, yeah, no.
Jess Niche
I had no openers. I went straight in. It was all me. Then Kevin Hart was in it. Charlemagne was in it. Yeah, I was in it. D ray, who else? D.C. young, fly.
DJ Envy
All right.
Jess Niche
People was in it. Don't mean nobody know. But when I had my cell phone, I really was getting that footage and we just put it in there, so.
Just Hilarious
And then that shows the reality part of it. So what else is it? Did you go around in Chicago and.
Jess Niche
Like every city I went to, yeah. So it was like half documentary, half special.
Just Hilarious
Okay.
Jess Niche
Filmed all by me. So that was the running joke. Like I'm feeling my special, but it was really just me and my phone.
Just Hilarious
And that stands out. That's different from that sets it apart from every other.
Jess Niche
So you got a couple of little sketches in between the comp family. And you know, I don't know if anybody, Anybody who followed me know that at my shows. I do. Who is this? I pull my phone out and take pictures of couples in the crowd. So I was doing that for a special and this, this guy, he didn't want to take the picture. He was like an old dude with a hat. And I thought he was playing at first. I was like, just take the picture. You know, everybody else, everybody else was smiling it. But yeah, he didn't want to take the picture. So his girl, they end up walking out, out in the middle of the special. And we kept it in there because I told him, I said, we're not taking this out. You know, like, she should have just really chilled out, right? She walked out, the whole crowd was like, oh. The cameraman followed her all the way out the room. So.
Just Hilarious
Right?
Jess Niche
Yeah, people were going in because that clip went viral. And people was like, oh, you bogus for like taking pictures of people, girl.
Just Hilarious
But look, that's more promotion and just.
Jess Niche
Stop cheating and sitting in the front row, like, duh. Sit in the back, stupid.
Charlamagne tha God
It don't take your side chick to no comedy show.
DJ Envy
Yeah, but that's not sitting in the front.
Jess Niche
Where you gonna get sitting the front take pictures, I guess. I guess she probably bought the tickets, but.
DJ Envy
Did his wife hit you yet?
Jess Niche
No, she and the lady said it wasn't that deep. Cuz I did talk to her after the show. I'm like, I'm playing that in there, if that's okay with you. She's like, yeah, we. So, yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
What I like about the special too, D Raid Davis, he was an EP on it.
Jess Niche
Yes.
Charlamagne tha God
And that's big being that D. Ray is from Chicago and you from Chicago. I like seeing people from, you know, each other's cities supporting each other in that way. How did he become an ep?
Jess Niche
I reached out, I said, I need you. You know, I toured with D Ray for like three years when I first started hitting the road. So I just, you know, I was hitting the people that I was cool with and I knew probably had it. So D Ray was like, no problem. What you need? And he was like really the about the only one. Yeah. So I'm like, that's cool. It happened how it was supposed to happen.
Charlamagne tha God
He was the only comedian you mean.
Jess Niche
Like that supported or that once been ep? Because I reached out to a few the big EP on it. So yeah, he was down.
DJ Envy
How difficult is it coming up in. In a comedy game? Because it seemed like you had a rough come up. Like people don't show up for you as much as you expect.
Jess Niche
And you know, it's not even that. I just think people feel like I'm okay, if that makes sense. Niche, good. She don't need it. It's like, no, I do for this special. But everybody like, oh, niche funny. She could do this. So I feel like it's more so that than I don't want to help her. It's like, no, she got it.
DJ Envy
She go.
Just Hilarious
But then probably. Is this like the first time you've ever reached out for any type of help anyway? Because you're not the type that really.
Jess Niche
You know, do that.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Jess Niche
So I think they feel like, no, you good. I don't gotta like.
Charlamagne tha God
No.
Just Hilarious
But I'm asking, I'm asking a little put. You know what I mean?
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
Jess Niche
So. But no, everybody really rock with me. It's been good. Coming up. Comedy's been real. It's been good. I ain't got no complaints that nobody gave me no money for this.
Charlamagne tha God
But you got what you supposed to get though.
Jess Niche
And it came out real good. So I couldn't have asked for a better. I'm very proud of it and I feel like it's real special because of the way I had to do it.
Just Hilarious
How is. And congratulations on Amazon Prime. How are they with. With pushing it like marketing how.
Jess Niche
Well, since it's not an Amazon prime original original. All the marketing is still on me. So we still. We still market. We had a Times Square billboard shout out to Fair ent.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes.
Jess Niche
She got us the billboard right in Times Square. So we. We still pushing. We just pushing and it's. The feedback has been just crazy.
DJ Envy
All right, we got more with just niece when we come back. Don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody.
Just Hilarious
It's DJ Envy Me.
DJ Envy
Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We're still kicking with just Niche, a new comedy special, self serve. It's out on Prime Video now.
Just Hilarious
Jess, did you really get kicked out of a weight loss camp?
Jess Niche
Yeah, they. If you drink, they kick you out the program.
DJ Envy
Drink what? Liquor?
Jess Niche
Yes.
DJ Envy
You have liquor at the camp.
Just Hilarious
How you.
Jess Niche
Well, no, you can't. It's. It's a.
Charlamagne tha God
No.
Jess Niche
It's strict. No liquor. It's a program. Yeah, I.
Just Hilarious
How you get caught?
Jess Niche
Because people take pictures of me with a drink in my hand because they're stupid. And I tell them I don't post nothing, so I think they be stalking my. My Instagram.
DJ Envy
Dang.
Charlamagne tha God
What?
Just Hilarious
What was the weight loss camp for? Like, what? Well.
DJ Envy
That sounds crazy.
Jess Niche
Charlamagne. Yeah. Yeah. I jump rope. I'm a fitness instructor now.
Charlamagne tha God
All right.
DJ Envy
What?
Jess Niche
I'm a fitness instructor now. I do jump. I don't know if y'all probably don't follow me, but I started these jump rope challenges two years ago, and I just did 100 days of jump. I jumped rope every day for 100 days.
Just Hilarious
100 days?
Jess Niche
Oh, I shoot for 500 jumps, but most times I go longer. But minimally, 500 jumps that take about 10 minutes. Not even. Right.
Just Hilarious
Damn. You just jumping.
Jess Niche
Listen to music. Jumping sitting down, you know, I take my time.
Just Hilarious
How the hell you jump and sit down?
Jess Niche
Cause, like, I take a break.
Charlamagne tha God
She rests.
DJ Envy
Jess, 500 straight.
Jess Niche
No, no, I don't do them straight. But if I have to hurry up and get them done, I will do, like, I could do 250 straight.
Just Hilarious
Okay, okay.
Morgan
Doing too much.
Jess Niche
I don't try to force myself to do that.
DJ Envy
Jess was like, would you do 10 and then sit down two hours?
Jess Niche
But I started doing that because it was something easy I could do every day. I just had to work on my discipline. And so I do small challenges. I would do like a 10 day, 14 day. People just watch me. So, like, at the new year, I said, I'm gonna do 100. And so January 1st, I was like, I'm gonna do 100 days of jump. And I did it.
Caller
Yeah.
Jess Niche
Thank you. I did it. And I got all these people now. I just started a 21.
DJ Envy
This is a big challenge online right now. A lot of people are joining in on the challenge.
Jess Niche
Yeah, a lot of people joining in on the challenge. So it's 21 days jumping with just niche. So, yeah. And they like, I Don't know. So I guess I'm a guru.
Charlamagne tha God
Why do we do what everybody else doing and just doing Ozempic. Mount Majaro. What's it called?
Jess Niche
I needed some money.
DJ Envy
Something like that.
Jess Niche
I wanted to do some. I don't. Obamacare, they don't take that. Oh, yeah, Yeah. I just need like some care credit or something, cuz I would have got.
Just Hilarious
Over there, but I like the way you doing it. I like the way you doing. It's like a whole movement now. It's good for your platform. It's positive. You know what I mean? It's empowering. That's what's up.
Jess Niche
Thank you.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, for sure.
Jess Niche
Y'all could do y'all jump rope. Tag me Charlemagne. No, you keep your jacket on. Charlemagne. But also, I was gonna say we're gonna start doing a. I'm gonna do like a joke and jump.
Just Hilarious
Okay.
Jess Niche
Health fest in August.
DJ Envy
Okay. I thought you would see a joker jump. I'm like, she gonna be joking.
Jess Niche
Yeah, no, it'll be. Well, I got some fitness instructors coming in, and then I got a couple comments coming in. So we're gonna work out and then we gonna tell some jokes and we're gonna get on home.
DJ Envy
So.
Jess Niche
Yeah, we're gonna.
Just Hilarious
Okay. Congratulations on your new man, too.
DJ Envy
We got new Bo.
Jess Niche
No, he's the same boo from last time, but he had.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay.
Jess Niche
It's like three years now.
Just Hilarious
Oh, okay.
Charlamagne tha God
All right.
Just Hilarious
I didn't see. See, I didn't see you last time you was here. We've seen each other, but I ain't know you had a new man.
Jess Niche
Yeah, yeah, I'm doing good. This one lasting, they usually don't last, cuz.
DJ Envy
But what made this one last so much.
Jess Niche
He understands the lifestyle of, like, dating a female entertainer is. Is tough. It's always, you know, so. So you just got to deal with your girl being out and gone and around men.
Just Hilarious
Is he. Is he an industry? He not.
Jess Niche
He not in the industry, but he's an entrepreneur, so he gets that too.
Just Hilarious
Does he ever want to come to shows? Does he come with you? Is it hard to bring him around?
Jess Niche
No, he's an extrovert, so he's out. And he's funny too, so he's out. You don't mind coming to a show, and I think that is what helps, because people who homebodies, they'd be like, you going to another comedy show? You gotta go. Yes. Yeah, I'll see you when I get back.
Charlamagne tha God
What I find interesting too, is that you. Y'all went to Jamaica to like. Like, asap. After y'all met, right?
Jess Niche
Yeah, right away.
Charlamagne tha God
Like. Like you met him and how much. How long?
Jess Niche
Three weeks.
Charlamagne tha God
Three weeks?
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
And you trusted this man to go out the country?
Jess Niche
I needed a vacation, sir. I got trusted. I'm trying to get some days off.
Charlamagne tha God
Work, but, you know, when you go on a vacation with somebody, you know, they expecting the cheeks.
Just Hilarious
True.
DJ Envy
That is true.
Charlamagne tha God
If he paid for it. So three weeks.
Jess Niche
He paid for it.
Just Hilarious
That is three weeks.
Jess Niche
Wigs for the cheeks. But, yeah, I mean, we clicked. So it was chemistry right away.
Charlamagne tha God
You know, it's interesting because you and Jess, because Jess talks about how she ain't wait with her man at all either. So all of these people with these. Joan Clayton, 60 day, 90 day.
Jess Niche
I don't. I don't think it got to be no 60 day night. It's when we feel like it.
Just Hilarious
Yeah. It wasn't even three weeks for me, so that's good. You held out, sis. Yeah, because it was the first date for me, and.
Jess Niche
And y'all still together, See?
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Jess Niche
I feel like the quicker, the better, baby.
Charlamagne tha God
Engaged or married? I think they are married.
Just Hilarious
Yeah. Yeah.
Jess Niche
I just feel like if. If. If you feel a connection, it don't take no 90 days. It don't take two days in your case.
DJ Envy
And you are nervous.
Jess Niche
Instant connection.
DJ Envy
Right? And like Charlotte said, you weren't nervous at all going to another country with somebody that you didn't really know?
Jess Niche
Nah, I really like the. You know what was crazy? You could fight for Chicago. We had. We knew a lot of the same people, like, so it was surprising that we didn't know each other, because literally, the circle.
Just Hilarious
He's from Chicago, too. Got you.
Jess Niche
So his friends. I know his friends. He knows something. And I'm like, how? I ain't know you. But I feel like I met him when I was supposed to, because had I met him anytime before that, I was like, nah.
Just Hilarious
Okay.
Charlamagne tha God
You joke that you have. You always joke that you had two months to get married before you turn 40, but now you're 41.
Jess Niche
I'm 40. I'll be 41. I'll be 41. July.
DJ Envy
No, not your age. I mean, somebody gonna throw that on you like you had 200.
Charlamagne tha God
She jokes about it, though.
Just Hilarious
Honestly, you don't look 40.
Jess Niche
Oh, thank you, Mr. Ponytails.
Caller
I don't know.
Just Hilarious
It might be a little baby face. I don't know. You just don't look.
Charlamagne tha God
Has the pressure eased off over time? You're like, I'm not gonna put so much pressure on myself about it.
Jess Niche
Well, I'll be 41 in July. Don't okay just yet.
DJ Envy
Don't put that on me yet.
Jess Niche
Yeah, yeah. But no, I still. It ain't easy. I guess we had our conversation that we needed to have have. So that made.
DJ Envy
Oh, y'all had a convo.
Jess Niche
Yeah, we did. So I understand. Well, the combo was he knows that I want to be married.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Jess Niche
And he wants to do it, but he wants to do it right.
Just Hilarious
The right way.
Jess Niche
Yes.
DJ Envy
What's the right way for him, do you know?
Jess Niche
I guess he wants to like do it up. And I said I don't need all of do it up. We just need to be married. So. But he wants to be. He want to do it.
DJ Envy
And what would your way to do it like if you were like, what would you want?
Jess Niche
Oh, I would rather go away. I like destination.
Just Hilarious
Yes.
Jess Niche
Come back and have like a party like that.
Charlamagne tha God
What if it's another city?
DJ Envy
What's up, brother?
Just Hilarious
Hey, what up, y'all?
DJ Envy
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Just Hilarious
Oh, wow. Kidding me.
Charlamagne tha God
How are you, King?
DJ Envy
What's up, bro?
Morgan
Oh, wow.
Charlamagne tha God
Speaking of God. The guy just popped in.
DJ Envy
Yeah, he just. Just walked in.
Just Hilarious
Oh, my goodness.
Jess Niche
What is going on?
DJ Envy
Oh, as he gets on his knees right here.
Charlamagne tha God
You gotta ask the question. You gotta ask the question. Let's go. Tanisha, you married? Yes. I just did this on a birthday. Yes. Congratulations. Jess is over there tearing up.
Just Hilarious
Oh, my goodness.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah, King.
Just Hilarious
Y'all make some noise with the.
Jess Niche
Wow. Got this on.
Caller
I have to move.
Just Hilarious
My nerves.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, yes, of course y'all knew about this.
Just Hilarious
Girl, I ain't know a damn thing.
Caller
I did.
Just Hilarious
I swear I didn't know. I didn't know. I think they knew.
Charlamagne tha God
The men knew.
Just Hilarious
I didn't know anything.
DJ Envy
Yeah, we wanted your real reaction, Jess.
Just Hilarious
Yo, that's.
DJ Envy
Congratulations.
Charlamagne tha God
That's amazing, man.
DJ Envy
Well, definitely check out her Special now.
Charlamagne tha God
Tell all your family and friends stop asking you.
DJ Envy
That's right.
Charlamagne tha God
Special.
DJ Envy
Just me self serve is on Amazon Prime. I figure y'all want to get back and do what y'all got to do to do, you know. Congratulations.
Just Hilarious
Congratulations, babe. You congratulation. All really can have it all. You got your special, your husband. Do your thing. Y'all.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm happy for you.
Jess Niche
Too much y'all. Damn. Y'all got me crack.
Morgan
I got a real cry.
Jess Niche
Okay.
DJ Envy
He a real cry.
Just Hilarious
It's okay over there. He over there looking like he can't wait to tear your ass. Yes.
Caller
Yes.
Just Hilarious
Ain't stop moving yet.
Jess Niche
I am Eugene.
Caller
Did you know?
Just Hilarious
No. Yeah.
Jess Niche
Who did you tell?
Charlamagne tha God
Like, why you asking all these questions?
Jess Niche
I really. I'm like, I really love life.
DJ Envy
I'm texting the producer. I'm like, all right.
Charlamagne tha God
Is he here? Bring him in.
DJ Envy
Bring him in. But congratulations.
Jess Niche
Thank you.
Just Hilarious
Just nish.
DJ Envy
It's the breakfast cloak of morning.
Charlamagne tha God
No, that sounded crazy. That sounded crazy.
DJ Envy
I was describing. I was in the moment.
Charlamagne tha God
Jess absolutely caught that. Can we play Envy hosting a Diddy party? Listen.
DJ Envy
Oh, as he gets on his knees.
Just Hilarious
He was ready go in some. You told him to stop.
Charlamagne tha God
Yo, that's exact. That's the next. That's the next thing NBC say. He about to go in some more. Somebody better tell him. Stop, stop, stop. Let's.
DJ Envy
Let's get to the latest with Lauren.
Just Hilarious
Lauren becoming a street f. She gets.
DJ Envy
Them from somebody that knows somebody.
Charlamagne tha God
Somebody detail.
Caller
I'm the home girl that knows a little bit about everything.
Charlamagne tha God
She be having the latest on.
DJ Envy
The.
Charlamagne tha God
Latest with Lauren LaRosa. Sometimes you have facts, sometimes you have details. Sometimes she have a little bit. Every polish the latest on the Breakfast Club. Talk to me.
Caller
So yesterday was day two of jury selection in Diddy's case. And before we get to if there it was a. A lot of what I had already talked about before them going through the questioning, there were 16 people added to the jewelry pool, mostly men. But the story that broke yesterday was the fact that Diddy added a new lawyer to his team. It's a black woman attorney. Her name is Nicole Westmoreland. Now she is. And this is listed in the story for when reasons and we'll get into those. She's a survivor of sexual assault. Now, her alleged sexual assault happened back in 2001 when she was 19 years old. And when it happened, she actually went to the police. And the man that she accused was arrested and charged with rape. He ended up pleading guilty to aggravated assault with intent to rape. And she is coming in the case. You know, she's having been worked on other cases with Mark Gargos, who, you know, his daughter is one of Diddy's lead attorneys, and Brian Steele. Now, from what I am hearing, she is a beast when it comes to cross examinations and, you know, having to question people on the stand. A lot of people who've been following her career yesterday when the story broke, we're having a conversation about the fact that they think that she was brought on specifically to cross examine the victims, the three victims who will have to testify because they were subpoenaed. Most importantly, they think that she's going to be somewhat of, I guess, like a secret, uh, weapon when it comes to the cross examination of cats. Cassie on the stand. Now, ask me why all this information about her sexual assault background was posted and plastered as the announcement.
Just Hilarious
Why? Why is this the headline about her?
Caller
I think that it is the headline because there's a narrative that wants to be painted that, okay, if there's a woman, a black woman that is a survivor of sexual assault and rape who is willing to stand next to puff, they're trying to, you know, it's a character thing. They, whoever it is that is, you know, making sure that these stories are positioned this way. They want to make sure that, character wise, it looks like, okay, he has someone who has actually been through this, who has survived it, who would understand the traumas of it, who obviously believes what he's saying because she's here defending him.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
Yes.
Caller
Yeah. So that's just an update there. And also too there, when they were going through the jurors yesterday, one of the jurors came right out and said that they think that Diddy is a horrible person and that they've been watching and looking at different things on social media even after they were sequestered. So they, of course they struck him that person.
DJ Envy
He didn't want to do it anymore.
Caller
Yeah. But I mean, I just really think that that goes to show and it's kept coming up on the first day, it's gonna be real hard to get people who absolutely have never seen a headline, never clicked a story.
Charlamagne tha God
None of those people exist. Like, you're really just taking people's word that they haven't seen these things. But it's impossible. The Diddy jokes have been made every single place in every corner of the earth.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Caller
Yep. Well, in other news, Tom Brady actually spoke out about Shador Sanders in the draft in a sit down that he did with the PA others. Let's take a listen to Tom Brady. Explain whether he was involved with Shador being picked later or not. Elephant the room should our Sanders.
DJ Envy
What happened, Tom?
Charlamagne tha God
Why.
DJ Envy
Why did he go so late?
J
I was. I wouldn't have part of any evaluation process or skip otherwise.
Charlamagne tha God
No.
Caller
No.
J
Well, everyone's got every. You know, that's the problem with media is everyone can just say whatever the they want and get away with it.
Charlamagne tha God
Crazy.
J
It's kind of unfortunate because there actually used to be a lot of integrity in media. There's way less now because everyone needs crazy voices to get heard. So nobody knows. And I. I actually texted Shador because I know him very well and I said, dude, like whatever happens, wherever you go, that's your first day. Day two matters more than the draft. I was 199.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
J
Who could speak on it better than me? Like what that really means. Use it as motivation. You're going to get your chances. Go take advantage of it. So there's a lot of growth that needs to happen.
Charlamagne tha God
If I was your door, that'd be the biggest mentor I'd be leaning on right now. Tom Brady. Okay. Like he. Tom Brady said I would was number 199. I think he got picked in the sixth round. There's nobody I would be looking to.
DJ Envy
Last round, last pick. That's the last pick of the draft, right?
Charlamagne tha God
It was six round. Yeah. There's nobody I'd be looking to more than Tom. Brad. Right. And he's right. It's all about what you do once you, you know, get to Cleveland, you get that opportunity. I like about your. He's already in Cleveland. He's already in Cleveland touching the community, talking to people, talking to the kids. Like he's been handling this fantastic man drop on the clues bomb for sure.
Caller
Yes. And the podcast that I mentioned is hosted by L. Logan Paul is called impulsive and impulsive before.
Charlamagne tha God
Salute to Logan Paul.
Caller
You said you've done it before. That's fire. And what he's referring to when they talk about Skip Bayless is Skip Bayless had tweeted out that it is now after the draft stuff was happening. It is now pretty clear Tom Brady, who mentors Shador, told the Raiders not to take Shador. Duly noted. So that that was what they were referring to. And I thought that you talking about mentors in this conversation. Tom Brady talked a lot about mentors and who's mentored him and his life. And he listed a bunch of other people who didn't go first round, second round. Like, like really, really late. That are huge names now. But then he also gets into his relationship with AB Antonio Brown after Antonio Brown was let go. Let's take a listen. What's your relationship like with, with Antonio?
DJ Envy
We've had him on the show.
J
Yeah, I mean, I, I, I, I wanted the best for him. You know, I think I saw a spark in him that I thought if, if put in the right place, you know, how incredible it could be for not just the team he was on, but for his life and what he could accomplish. And I always hope for the. I met him and I always admired him as a player. And then I got to play with him and I actually saw in the meeting room, like how he could take information and bring it to the field. And we picked him up at the Patriots and he played one game, the opener, second game of the year against Miami. The next week in practice, we're playing the Jets. We didn't have an incompletion the entire week of practice and we released him Friday afternoon. You know, there was just a lot of things that were happening in his life and that he needed to focus on. And then we ended up going to Tampa and then he came back after a suspension in Tampa. And I just thought, okay, if I can help him him, I'd love to help him because he'd help our team. It help his life. And then so again, I always root for the best.
Caller
I want to correct that. Was Tom Brady. I mean, Tom Brady. Was Antonio Brown let go or did he just leave? Because then he just walk off after.
DJ Envy
The jets game is when he just walked over. He was in the Buccaneers when that happened. He was when he walked off. But that was the jets game when he walked out. Yeah.
Caller
Yeah. Okay. All right. And then so in response to this, a. B saw the clip and he responded. AB Helped Tom Brady win. Dot, dot. So, so yeah, there's that. And I think that they're back and forth from listening to this interview. I've never listened to Tom Brady talk extensively, but from listening to this, I think that Tom Brady meant very well by everything he tried to do for A.B. it just came in and out, didn't work.
Just Hilarious
Came in and out, didn't work. Crazy.
Charlamagne tha God
Shut up.
Caller
That's it. That's all that we have for this hour.
DJ Envy
All right, well, thank you for the latest with Lauren Charlamagne. Who are you giving that donkey too?
Charlamagne tha God
4 after the hour, man. You know, we need a guy named Andre Brax. I think that's how you say his name. He needs to Come to the front of the congregation. We would like to have a word with him. I don't have no sympathy for people who commit home invasion. Andre committed a home invasion. We'll discuss.
DJ Envy
All right, we'll get into that next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne tha God
You're checking out the Breakfast Club? Execution on the Donkey of the Day is something to behold.
Just Hilarious
They gave me donkey of the Day.
Jess Niche
And I deserve it.
Charlamagne tha God
People need to know what you need to take.
Jess Niche
Tell them I am. You have the voice.
Charlamagne tha God
Tell them it's time for Donkey of the Day.
Morgan
It's a read. But you're so good at it.
Charlamagne tha God
You trying to be a fake ass?
Jess Niche
Charlamagne.
Charlamagne tha God
Only one Charlemagne involved.
Jess Niche
Damn Charlamagne. Who you giving Dunkey of the Day to, man?
Charlamagne tha God
Well, sexy red donkey Today for Wednesday, May 7th goes to Andre Steven Curtis. BRX. I think I'm pronouncing his last name correctly. Probably not. Andre is 29 years old and he was arrested it in connection with the home invasion of a 75 year old man from Detroit and the theft of a car. Let the record show I don't have any remorse for people who commit home invasions, okay? If you break into somebody's house while those people are home, you deserve whatever happens to you. If you break into somebody's house, period. You deserve whatever happens to you, okay? I don't care how old you are, I don't care what your race is, I don't care what your gender is. I don't care what your situation in life is. Homes are sanctuaries. Homes are safe spaces. If you disturb that and somebody happens to be home and shoots and kills you in the process. You heard earned it, okay? If you get arrested and they give you a hundred years in prison, you earned it. So in the case of Andre, don't look for me to shed no tears, okay? This man is 29 years old and committed a home invasion on a 75 year old. But I'm gonna tell you something. This man Andre is a special kind of coward. I mean, if you could create a coward the way you could create a my player on NBA 2K25, everything would be 99, okay? See, Andre had an accomplice, okay? I don't think his accomplice had much of a choice in the matter, but he had an accomplice nonetheless. Him and his accomplice came to the scene of a crime in an alleged stolen car. But Andre ended up fleeing the scene of the crime on foot after the 75 year old's son arrived at the property. And Andre just left his accomplice after seeing the crime. Now after you hear who his accomplice was, you tell me if Andre is a coward. Let's go to seven ABC News for the report. Please.
Caller
I'm a burglary.
Just Hilarious
I'm an occupied resident.
Morgan
The call went out April 29th around 8:45pm A man was allegedly caught in.
DJ Envy
The act of breaking into an east side Detroit home.
Jess Niche
Now that scene says his son and.
Caller
Grandson caught people breaking into the home.
Morgan
The suspect allegedly drove a stolen car to the scene and after being caught by the homeowner, took off on foot.
DJ Envy
Leaving the car and his 11 year old daughter behind.
Caller
Guy broke into the home, the homeowner.
Jess Niche
Caught him, he left behind a child.
Caller
And a stolen vehicle.
Morgan
Eventually police caught the man, 29 year old Andre Stefan Curtis, Broadway Max, who now faces multiple felonies for not just.
DJ Envy
The home invasion and stolen car, but.
Morgan
Also for allegedly forcing his 11 year.
DJ Envy
Old daughter to help with the break in.
Just Hilarious
That's crazy.
Charlamagne tha God
Andre is 29 and had his 11 year old daughter with him while he did a home invasion. And he wanted his 11 year old daughter to help. And he had a stolen car. And y'all want me to stop using the word retard? Retarded. Okay. The definition of the word retarded in the dictionary is less advanced in mental, physical or social development than is usual for one's age. Andre is 29. His frontal cortex is fully developed. You tell me why he would take his 11 year old daughter with him while he did a home invasion and ask his 11 year old daughter to help. What else could it be except for retardation? Huh? Prosecutor said he made his young daughter help him. I don't know what his young daughter was supposed to do in this situation.
DJ Envy
She was the lookout.
Charlamagne tha God
She was probably the lookout. The lookout. Okay, listen, the fact he even had her there to begin with, why? There is a lot of daddy daughter bonding activities I can think of. Cooking, family meals, movies, tea parties, bowling. What do you. What's some stuff you do envy you.
DJ Envy
Could do of course dance, dad. There's kickball, there's a basketball, there is drawing, coloring. You could do your girl, your daughter's nails, you know, do the hair, you know.
Charlamagne tha God
Jess, what does Chris do in Molly? Cut the grass, hedges, what else?
DJ Envy
Wow, wow, wow.
Just Hilarious
Move on.
DJ Envy
Wow.
Charlamagne tha God
All I'm saying is home invasions are not on that list. Okay? This man Andre took bring your child to work day to a felony level. Imagine being 11 years old thinking you're going to a Park. Next thing you know, you're holding a flashlight for your daddy while he's crawling through a window. This is why we need background checks. Not just for guns, but for daddies. Okay? You're not a father, Andre. You're a failed GTA tutorial with custody rights. And I know that child's mother is somewhere regretting the day she let Andre shoot her club up. Okay? I know you can't take back your fornication, but in situations like this, I know that woman is wishing she could. What is wrong with you brothers? You got some men just leaving their children at McDonald's because they don't have a sitter. And you got some men taking their daughters on home invasions because you want your 11 year old daughter to help. The moral of the story is there's absolutely never a reason reason to run out of your daughter's life, even if you just got caught doing a home invasion. Please give Andre Steven Curtis Broaden Axe the biggest he. Ha. Actually, Andre probably does need to run out of this child's life. This is actually probably the one time that I would say, you know what? Run. Run. Run for your life. Either run for. Actually she need to run for her life and get as far away from him as possible.
Just Hilarious
I just say it.
Charlamagne tha God
It is.
DJ Envy
That's crazy.
Just Hilarious
You what's even said it is. You try play. You played what my husband just now.
Charlamagne tha God
I did not.
Just Hilarious
He has never cut the hedges with my daughter ever.
DJ Envy
She didn't say didn't cut the hedges. He just said not with the daughter.
Charlamagne tha God
And Molly's young. Wait till Molly get bald.
Just Hilarious
And Vinny and I know you're not over there.
DJ Envy
Sorry.
Just Hilarious
Like, sorry.
DJ Envy
Let's open up the phone lines. 800 585. Where you want to go? Cuz I'm sure there's some parents that did a lot of stupid stuff with their kids though.
Charlamagne tha God
No, come on. We're not knowing this. This is beyond this. This is criminal.
DJ Envy
You don't think.
Charlamagne tha God
This ain't stupid criminal.
DJ Envy
I'm just saying I'm sure there's some parents that did some stupid ish.
Charlamagne tha God
Listen, I'm telling y'all right now. If you open up. If you open up the phone lines and you call up here and tell me that you committed crimes with your children. I'm taking your name, I'm taking your information and I'm calling you.
DJ Envy
You can't see somebody with their kid walking into like a 711 and say, put this in your pocket. You can't see that.
Charlamagne tha God
That's why you End up in all the situations you end up in back.
Just Hilarious
In the day in Dollar General.
DJ Envy
Dad, tell us.
Charlamagne tha God
Don't you lying. You about to lie on your mama.
Just Hilarious
No, it's not on my mama.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh.
Just Hilarious
I had Ashton swiping them little candles.
Jess Niche
Back in the day.
DJ Envy
I told you.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, but we was very much broke and oppressed people. We had to do what we had to do.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes, but that ain't a home invasion.
DJ Envy
I didn't say home invasion. I just said stupid things you did with your kids. How? How much? How much?
Charlamagne tha God
You know, that's a charge.
DJ Envy
Candles.
Charlamagne tha God
I just learned that that's a charge if you.
Just Hilarious
Candles, yes.
Charlamagne tha God
If you use a juvenile to commit a crime, that is a charge. That's a charge. I literally just learned that this morning.
DJ Envy
How many candles did you get?
Just Hilarious
Yo, all of them. They was all good. You know, the Dollar General, they don't. They don't stack up too much, so it's always just a little bit of stuff left. So that's what we got. And it was always on the bottom. On the bottom shelf.
DJ Envy
Phone lines lit up. 800-585-105.
Just Hilarious
Ash already.
DJ Envy
I'm just asking, asking, how many of y'all did some stupid stuff?
Charlamagne tha God
More sense than his mom and daddy, though, you know?
DJ Envy
That is the question. 800-585-1105.
Charlamagne tha God
Very mature little young man.
Just Hilarious
I was not one of the parents. That debt would be like, you ain't getting nothing when you go in here. I'm like, get everything when you go in there.
Charlamagne tha God
Put it in the bag. Put it in the bag. I'm gonna whip your ass if you.
DJ Envy
Come out here empty.
Jess Niche
Ass.
DJ Envy
800-585-1051. What's the craziest thing you did with your kids? A crime. I'm just asking. You ain't got to say your real name.
Charlamagne tha God
This dude said, what's the craziest thing you ever did with your kids?
Lauren LaRosa
A crime.
DJ Envy
That is a crime.
Charlamagne tha God
But you said a crime. As if you want people to call up here and talk about the crimes they do with the kids. I'm telling you right now, Lenard McKelvey is telling 805105 this why they be wanting me to do ride alongs. Because I'm gonna do my due diligence this morning. I'm taking names, Social Security numbers, watch.
DJ Envy
Let's talk about it. We'll get into it. Next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne tha God
It's topic time. Call 800-585-1051 to join into the discussion with the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club now. If you just joining us, Charlemagne gave donkey today.
Charlamagne tha God
To who? It's a young man, he's 29 years old. He's not a young man, he's a grown ass man named Andre. Steven Curtis brought it. Equinox Andre committed a home invasion on a 75 year old man. And his accomplice was his 11 year old daughter. He apparently, according to prosecutors, wanted his 11 year old daughter to help.
DJ Envy
So we're asking 800-585-1051. I'm just asking. You can use a fake name. Have you ever done anything illegal with your kids?
Charlamagne tha God
Well, just hilarious has said, already said that she used to stick up Dollar General with little Ashton.
Just Hilarious
Ain't nobody stick up nowhere. We went to go get the candle sandals.
Charlamagne tha God
No, that's not what you said. You said you told Ashton, I'll beat your ass if you come out here empty handed.
Just Hilarious
Empty handed.
Charlamagne tha God
And then you said y'all used to get in the car, you'd be like, okay, what you got? What's the haul? When the cameras wasn't on and the mic wasn't on, you said that.
Just Hilarious
No, I didn't. I never had to ask him what we got because we already knew we was going there to get.
DJ Envy
Y'all plan it out. Be like all the candles you gotta get.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes. How old was Ashley?
Just Hilarious
Ash is maybe what, 2, 3.
Charlamagne tha God
So that's how you taught him his numbers. He's like, okay, look, aisle three, you know, I three, right? It's aisle one, aisle two, I three. Aisle three is where the candles, four candles. Gotta count to four, right? How many candles, mommy? One, two, three, four.
DJ Envy
You can do the colors too. Get the red candle and the blue candle, y'all.
Just Hilarious
It's clowns, y'all. At first it was a little hard at 2, but by the time he was 3, he was a pro. He was showing me new stuff. We can go in there and get this. I was like, oh, I ain't even.
DJ Envy
See that in the back.
Charlamagne tha God
Get it.
DJ Envy
Let's go to the phone lines. 800-585-1051. Hello, who's this?
Caller
It's Carrie.
DJ Envy
Hey, Carrie.
Charlamagne tha God
What's, what's Carrie, what's your last name?
DJ Envy
No, don't, don't tell them your last name.
Charlamagne tha God
Name.
Caller
You're not gonna get me with that one. And you're not getting my social.
Charlamagne tha God
I already got your name. When you call up here, we get everything. What's car. Last name.
DJ Envy
We're not gonna do that to Ms. Brown. We're not gonna do that to Miss.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh my God.
DJ Envy
Sorry. Sorry.
Caller
You gonna have to ask this too. You gonna have to tell everyone I'm a funeral platter and come to come buy a faith from me.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay.
DJ Envy
All right. What did you do with your kid, Kerry?
Caller
My kids, they know they have family loyalty. You know, when the degenerate neighbor came over here and tried to mess with my oldest daughter, we all piled on top of him. Anything going down, we all there for each other. But not crying. You can't take your kids to go do that.
Morgan
Come on.
Caller
I know people have certain circumstances, but you just couldn't him.
Charlamagne tha God
I agree.
Caller
Get killed, go to jail. I mean anything could happen there.
DJ Envy
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Charlamagne tha God
No, you're not holding on. We putting Carrie on the air.
DJ Envy
Hold on. Because there's some people that does some Carrie saying don't do it. But then she's right. But.
Charlamagne tha God
But.
DJ Envy
Hello. Hello.
Charlamagne tha God
Hello.
DJ Envy
You changing your name?
Charlamagne tha God
What's your name?
Caller
My name is. My name is Leah from Indianapolis.
Charlamagne tha God
Leah from Indianapolis. What's her last name?
DJ Envy
It didn't pop up. Leah. What did you do with your.
Charlamagne tha God
What's your last name, Lee? Leah.
Caller
That's horrible.
Charlamagne tha God
Monk. Mos. Okay, let's go, Leah.
DJ Envy
So what you do, Leah?
Caller
So charlamagne gonna eat me up on this one. And I'm sure I've already been about it. When I was about 10 years ago, I was. Got into addiction real bad and started burglarizing home. And one time my 15 year old son would not get at the court and I. I went with him. I took him with me. I did.
DJ Envy
So you took your son with you to buy cars?
Just Hilarious
He was 15.
Caller
No, no, no, no, no. Let's go one up.
Charlamagne tha God
Let's.
Caller
Let's make it even worse. It was homeless.
Charlamagne tha God
It was.
DJ Envy
You took your 15 year old son to rob Holmes?
Caller
I did. I did. And I. And I. I'm very. I served my time, by the way. Was convicted. Did serve my time. My son is grown. I did change my life. I'm one better. I'm even one better. One of your other favorites. I'm a truck driver now from the cdl. Saved my life.
Charlamagne tha God
Congratulations.
Caller
Of addiction. I was in a mind state of addiction and. And as I look at it now as a rational person and that was psychotic. That was crazy. That was wrong.
DJ Envy
You didn't think it was crazy back then.
Caller
Levels.
Charlamagne tha God
How old was your child? How old was your child back then?
Caller
15.
Charlamagne tha God
15 that poor little crackhead. Son, I'm glad you got your life together.
Just Hilarious
No, no, no, she's not a crackhead. She's.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm glad she got her life together. You were a crackhead, right?
Just Hilarious
No, she's just gay. Gay?
Charlamagne tha God
No, she said she was addicted.
Caller
No, I'm not gay.
DJ Envy
How is she gay? Crackhead?
Just Hilarious
You're not a stud.
Caller
No, not. Not gay and not. Not crackhead.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, what was it? Meth? Cocaine.
Caller
I was in the pills of cocaine. But not just.
Charlamagne tha God
No cocaine.
Just Hilarious
Okay, all right, Sorry.
DJ Envy
Well, thank you, Mama.
Charlamagne tha God
Well, I'll tell you something, Leah. I'm still keeping your name Leah Moss. I'm gonna still give it to Indianapolis authorities just in case she did her time already. I'm convicted.
Caller
I'm convicted.
Charlamagne tha God
You just need to be monitored.
Just Hilarious
Okay?
Charlamagne tha God
Okay.
DJ Envy
All right, thank you.
Just Hilarious
Okay.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay.
DJ Envy
I tell you, the line's lit up. There's a lot of people.
Charlamagne tha God
Go to another one. Go to another one.
Just Hilarious
Nah, I thought she was one of them lumberjack studs. You know, the Rosie O'Donnell type. The one that we. The flannels.
DJ Envy
Hello? Who's this?
Caller
Hey, what's up? This is. I want to stay unanimous.
DJ Envy
All right, Smart, smart.
Charlamagne tha God
You want to stay unanimous? Okay, we gonna let you stay unanimous. All right.
Caller
I'm sorry.
DJ Envy
I'm from.
Caller
I'm from South Carolina, too.
Charlamagne tha God
There we go. It's okay. It's all right. I know what you meant. Upstate. It' it's all good. We all feel good.
DJ Envy
What did you do, sir?
Caller
Well, when I was out in the streets, I would take my kids with me when I was transporting illegal contraband.
DJ Envy
You would sell drugs with your kids?
Charlamagne tha God
You let the man talk.
Caller
I was like a mule. I guess you could.
Just Hilarious
Hey, what up, y'all?
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Caller
So I would just take me from here to there, but I would always, well sometime I would Take them with me in case something happened. I would always have a story to tell, like the cops or something. I could tell the story that was the truth and could get me going and could get me on through the situation if it ever happened.
DJ Envy
That's crazy.
Charlamagne tha God
You never got caught? No. Well. Unanimous. Today is your lucky day. Unanimous. Unanimous. Today is your lucky day. You know when you call in, we get your real name. Now I just have to contact Spartanburg police. Not because I want you to go to jail. I just need you to be monitored a little bit, that's all. Damn.
Caller
Go ahead with that.
Charlamagne tha God
Come on.
DJ Envy
Have a good one.
Charlamagne tha God
All right.
DJ Envy
Carrying your kids with you while you transporting drugs is crazy.
Just Hilarious
Crazy, that is.
Charlamagne tha God
Don't call these people crazy when you ask them to call in and confess to these crimes.
DJ Envy
Cuz I thought it was gonna be one or two. I didn't think it.
Charlamagne tha God
I'mma have me a list today. I might have to pass this to the FBI director.
Just Hilarious
Cast.
Charlamagne tha God
Patel. I got something for you, man. 800-585-1051.
DJ Envy
Have you ever committed a crime with your kids? That is the question. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne tha God
Maybe if y'all talking about it, you know we talking about it. It's topic time. Call 800-585-1051 to join into the discussion with the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. If you just are joining us. Charlamagne gave donkey today. To who?
Charlamagne tha God
Man, there's a young man. I keep saying young, but he's 29. Because I'm old. I'm 46. But. Andre Stephen Curtis broadenox is 29 years old. He was arrested in connection with the home invasion of a 75 year old man from Detroit. Detroit. And the theft of a car. And he took his 11 year old daughter with him to help during the home invasion.
DJ Envy
Yeah. So we're asking 800-585-1051, what crime did you do with your kids? We got Crystal on the line. Crystal, good morning.
Caller
Good morning, you guys.
Charlamagne tha God
Hey, Crystal, what's your last name?
Caller
Big girl.
Charlamagne tha God
What is it?
Caller
Big girl?
Charlamagne tha God
Crystal. Big girl. That's a good description. That's. That's enough. I got as long as I got accurate.
DJ Envy
So Crystal, what you do with your kids?
Caller
Okay, I got so many stories, but if I have to pick one, it'll be the time that I, their friend, my baby daddy just don't want waiting on the move to stick them or whatever. So you know, like 13, 14 year old boy, they beat him up or whatever. So he guess who went to jail.
Charlamagne tha God
Your big ass. Ass.
Caller
Oh, gotta call nobody.
Charlamagne tha God
She said. What?
Just Hilarious
She said don't call nobody.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes I can, cuz. What y'all don't know is when y'all call up here, your number and your name and your last name and where you calling from? Comes up.
DJ Envy
That is true. Miss.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, Miss. Yeah, Miss.
Caller
Big Girl, I done already get to jail for it.
Charlamagne tha God
Your kids didn't.
Caller
Damn.
DJ Envy
Goodbye, Miss.
Charlamagne tha God
Kids did it. All right, that's what we want.
DJ Envy
Jesus Christ. Hello? Who's this?
Jess Niche
Hey, this is Low.
Caller
How y'all doing this morning?
Jess Niche
Hello.
Charlamagne tha God
Hello? Lo. What's your last name? Low. What?
Caller
I didn't do anything.
DJ Envy
Leave Misslo alone.
Charlamagne tha God
Lowe.
Lauren LaRosa
No.
Charlamagne tha God
Miss.
DJ Envy
What happened?
Caller
No, no. So when I was a kid, When I was a kid, my cousin, right, she was in her 60s, she used to take me to the grocery store with her and try to stuff stuff into my coat.
Charlamagne tha God
What?
Caller
I'm telling you. No, I swear. She would steal like hams and turkeys and like all kind of stuff. She was.
Just Hilarious
You was a fat little girl.
Caller
No, I wasn't fat.
Just Hilarious
You get a ham and a turkey in your who coat you wore?
Caller
No, I'm saying she tried to put it in my coat, but I wouldn't do it. So she was putting it in her own coat.
DJ Envy
Coat.
Just Hilarious
And my mama.
Caller
I got home and I told my mama, my mama said you can't go to the store with her no more. Cuz like every time she went to the store she was stealing.
Charlamagne tha God
How long ago was this?
Caller
She tried to make me an accomplice.
Charlamagne tha God
How long ago is this?
Caller
It was years ago.
Charlamagne tha God
How many years? I was a kid cuz the statue like 10 plus. Oh, the statue of limitations is still good on that. Give me this Hamburglist name.
Caller
Well, she's dead now, so.
DJ Envy
Thank you, Miss.
Charlamagne tha God
She Lucky.
DJ Envy
Hello? Who's this?
Charlamagne tha God
She lucky she passed away. That I can't tell you my name. We know it.
DJ Envy
It came up on call id, but. Go ahead, tell us the story.
Caller
No. So the craziest thing I ever did was my son was in the backseat.
Of the car when I was trying.
To run over this dude I was talking to.
Just Hilarious
Damn.
Charlamagne tha God
He was trying to commit a murder. Vehicular homicide?
Caller
No, no, I just wanted to hurt.
Him a little bit. Just a little tap.
Just Hilarious
Okay.
DJ Envy
Jesus Christ.
Charlamagne tha God
What's your name? What's her name?
Caller
No, I can't tell you my name.
I can't tell you my name. The town is so small. They gonna know. And I don't need no messages on Facebook.
Charlamagne tha God
Well, we already have the name of where we have, and I'm reporting it to the authorities right now. I'm not joking.
Morgan
No, the statue of limitations is over.
Caller
The statute of limitations is up. It was like 10 years ago.
Charlamagne tha God
That don't mean the statue of limitations up. Just know everybody that called up here today. When y'all get a little knock on your door or a phone call from local authorities parties. It was Uncle Charlotte. But I did it for us. You know what?
DJ Envy
You know what's so funny? Before we get to the moral, Black people are hilarious because they are quick to say the statute of limitations is not up. You don't even know the statue of limitations. You don't even understand.
Charlamagne tha God
You don't even know all the people that call in here was black. You just assume that you freaking racist.
Just Hilarious
That first lady. No, the first lady is definitely the cocaine crackhead.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, she was.
DJ Envy
Yeah, she was. She was white, but everybody else was black.
Charlamagne tha God
You are freaking racist.
DJ Envy
I'm racist?
Charlamagne tha God
Yes. How dare you just say all of these people that called in here was black.
DJ Envy
It's a black station.
Just Hilarious
Crazy.
Charlamagne tha God
That don't mean nothing. You ain't even black and you work here.
Just Hilarious
I'm black.
DJ Envy
And you can't say I'm racist when you're talking about Jess's husband. Talking about all he do is cut grass. That's right.
Just Hilarious
And trim hedges and all that.
Charlamagne tha God
But he's a hard working man.
Just Hilarious
Was on meth. But you're a clown. You try to insert the Mexicanism anywhere you can.
Charlamagne tha God
No, I did not.
Just Hilarious
Talking about doing a lawn and all that.
DJ Envy
You talk about Cinco de Mayo and all that.
Charlamagne tha God
Because it was Cinco de Mayo. To Tequila.
DJ Envy
Tequila.
Charlamagne tha God
And it was Cinco de Mayo.
Just Hilarious
Clown.
Charlamagne tha God
This is crazy. The racism that exists at this station and amongst its hosts. Now I see what the people be complaining about.
Just Hilarious
Whatever. Whatever.
DJ Envy
What's the moral of the story?
Charlamagne tha God
There is no moral of the story. Y'all going to jail today. That's the moral of the story. The moral of the story is Charlamagne got Carrie, Liam unanimous from Spartanburg. Crystal, Big Girl low. Low was on my side. Cause we turning into hamburger burglar. Okay. Oh, God.
DJ Envy
All right, we got the latest with Lauren coming up. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Charlamagne tha God
The Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get to the latest with Lauren.
Just Hilarious
Lauren becoming a straight face.
DJ Envy
She gets him from somebody that knows somebody.
Caller
I'm the homegirl that knows a little bit about everything.
Charlamagne tha God
She be having the latest on this, the Latest with Lauren LaRosa. Sometimes she has facts, sometimes she have details. Sometimes she have a little bit everything. What was the latest on the Breakfast Club? Talk to me.
Caller
All righty, y'all. We gotta celebrate. Jessupordashats period. Charlamagne is in the news again.
Just Hilarious
Oh, my God.
Caller
So Charlamagne the God. Just a variety article dropped yesterday that you will be working featured in a graduation. He What?
DJ Envy
In what?
Just Hilarious
Huh? Featuring in the Dragon Ball.
Caller
Yes. Mocha Menace. Yes.
Just Hilarious
Charlamagne the girl. But go ahead, go ahead.
Caller
So Charlamagne the God and John Wick, producer. Basil, I do.
Charlamagne tha God
I want it.
Caller
Basil. I wantic. And you guys, new company, Southland Stories, is set to do your first project. It's a film with Jonathan Majors called True Threats. Drop a bomb for Charlamagne the world. Okay. Period. So, I mean, I was going to read the article, but tell us a bit about it.
Charlamagne tha God
Read the article.
Caller
Okay. So a production company that focuses on Southern Voices, which is Southland Stories, you're a production company, has its first project and it's called True Threat. This is a revenge thriller starring Jonathan Majors. It's scheduled to begin production this summer. It's one of several films in the pipeline of. Of Southland Stories as you guys start to ramp up your output now, it's going to be directed and written by Jared McMurray and producer. Sorry, Gerard McMurray and produced by Alex Alexis Garcia of Cat 5. Now, true threat follows a special forces operative out of vengeance who's out for vengeance after his teenage son is killed by gang members. The movie is among Major's first roles. Jonathan Major's first role since he was convicted in 2020.
Charlamagne tha God
We don't have to talk about that.
Caller
It was in the article. I was reading articles.
DJ Envy
Yes, I read the article. No, no, don't read the whole article.
Caller
I think that's.
Charlamagne tha God
Congratulations.
DJ Envy
Drop a bomb.
Caller
Yes.
Just Hilarious
Nice.
Caller
I think it's dope, though. I think it's dope that. Because when magazine dreams hit, he did an amazing and a phenomenal job in that movie. But I feel like it came and it went and I don't know why. I hope that maybe this one is the one that doesn't come and go because he deserves to be able to.
Charlamagne tha God
And this is going to be a. This is a full cast. Like, this is an action action thriller, but it's. It's a. It's a full cast of characters. He's just the Lead character.
Caller
We can't get another.
Just Hilarious
I love that. So kind of like a universe.
Charlamagne tha God
Kind of like a universe.
DJ Envy
You putting yourself in a movie?
Charlamagne tha God
No, no.
Caller
Mocha Menace ain't popping out.
Just Hilarious
Great. You would be great.
Charlamagne tha God
No, no.
DJ Envy
In a movie.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes. That was a long time ago. I was in Ride Along.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
Are you putting other people in the movie? I'm asking for a friend.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, people who are audition and, you know, if you audition and get casted.
Caller
I asked you for 48 hours to let me audition.
DJ Envy
What about.
Charlamagne tha God
Have you seen yourself? Listen, what happened?
DJ Envy
Nothing.
Just Hilarious
You know what?
Charlamagne tha God
Like, listen. Anyway.
Caller
Excuse me.
Charlamagne tha God
There'll be an audition process. Excuse me. Yes.
Caller
You know what? You in that little sassy waist today. I just can't. It's been a lot coming from over there today, and I don't know if it's. What. What's going on? It's your time of the month, girl. What is happening?
Charlamagne tha God
What happened here? What happened? What is the problem?
Caller
Jess, get your sister.
Morgan
Okay.
Caller
The girls in the house are upset.
Just Hilarious
I don't even understand what's going on.
Caller
Congratulations.
Charlamagne tha God
Thank you.
Caller
And you talk. You talk a lot about how stories from the south have so much that needs to be discovered.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Stories from the south, you know, black folklore, you know, black mythology. There's a lot of different things that Hollywood has not seen. I feel like all. All the original IP that Hollywood is missing is gonna, you know, come from the south, it's gonna come from black mythology, it's gonna come from black folklore.
Caller
Well, speaking of other, you know, black.
Charlamagne tha God
Have you ever heard of. You know, I don't want to give away too much, but you'll see when the movie comes out.
Caller
Give us a little something. You gave them an exclusive?
Charlamagne tha God
No, I didn't, actually.
Caller
Okay.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes.
Caller
Well, speaking of black folklore and, you know, that whole genre, Sinners, remember there was the articles that come. Came, came out that the area, the small Mississippi town where sinners focused on, didn't have a movie theater, so they couldn't really go and see the movie. Yes, well, that is all about to change because Clarksdale, which is a town of about 15, 000 people, hasn't had a movie theater for years. But.
Just Hilarious
But they shot the movie there, right?
Caller
Yes. The closest movie theater is an hour travel to Memphis, Tennessee. Jesus. Yeah, and so that. And, you know, that's. That's just a lot of money and a lot of time for a lot of people that live there. But the mayor, his name is Chuck Espy, he told TMZ that the city has been in talks with Warner Brothers and a special event is going to actually take place so that everyone who wants to see the film on the big screen will finally have a chance to do it right there in their hometown. There's been a few dates that have been tossed up, but they're leaning towards Juneteenth, which I think is fire.
DJ Envy
I should do a driving movie there. That'd be dope.
Charlamagne tha God
That's so long.
Just Hilarious
They got it on fire stick by then.
Caller
It's happening under the stars at the football field. What? They haven't seen it? Clarkdale High School.
DJ Envy
Yeah, It'll be on the plane to be bootleg by them.
Just Hilarious
Yeah. Juneteenth, can you hear me? My phone.
Charlamagne tha God
Juneteenth is next month.
Just Hilarious
I know, but that's like more weeks and weeks and weeks and then all types of spoilers are going to be online by then. Like come on.
Caller
But you going to just appreciate seeing it in your hometown. Cuz you could.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, no, no.
Just Hilarious
I'm definitely not negating the fact that, you know, like they're going to see it for sure.
Charlamagne tha God
But I'm shocked Ryan and Michael didn't just tell Warner Brothers, go set up.
Just Hilarious
A drive through or you know.
Caller
Well, we don't.
Just Hilarious
Earlier weeks have it been.
Caller
We don't know who was behind the conversation with Warner Brothers. We just know that they're in conversation with Warner Brothers. And as we wrap up, I just want to say there is that video circulating of allegedly Young Ma bus.
Just Hilarious
Oh my God.
Caller
What door in Boston. Allegedly it people were reporting that it was her so strong. I reached out to a rep from young Ma's team. That is 100, not young Ma. She has not visited Boston.
Charlamagne tha God
Do y'all think our studs look alike? And that's. That's what's messed up about.
Caller
They say any website or social media platform suggesting otherwise is not only misinformed but also acting with bl. Blatant irresponsibility and a complete lack of due diligence.
Just Hilarious
Young and may stunt double run around her hand.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
Caller
So now you could take that one and I could get the wrong.
DJ Envy
The story was crazy. The story was crazy.
Just Hilarious
Try to be gay a little bit.
Charlamagne tha God
What now? Now I will say though the only place I saw a reported was double XL and double xl. I asked a question. The headline says is this Young Ma caught on video hurling an object through a bar door and shattering glass everywhere. I knew that wasn't young and made. When I saw that dildo go through that door and that dildo break that glass. I Was like, younger man wouldn't be acting like this. And the way the glass shattered. And who would be throwing a dildo through a glass? Dog.
DJ Envy
That's the latest one.
Charlamagne tha God
Absolutely. The mighty student, Captain Stud. Black Stud.
DJ Envy
All right, all right. That's the latest, Lauren.
Charlamagne tha God
Spider mix is up next.
DJ Envy
Wake up, wake up.
Charlamagne tha God
You're locked into the Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a salute to just nesh for joining us this morning. Her new comedy special, Self Serve. Sorry, Niche. Her new comedy special, Self Serve is out now on Prime Video. And congratulations. She got proposed to today.
Just Hilarious
Yes, she did. So she is now a fiance. She is now engaged. I was so happy for her.
Charlamagne tha God
Congratulations, man. I'm glad that he planned that out. You know, it's. It's interesting, right? Like, I don't know, public proposals or private proposals. What do people prefer?
Just Hilarious
I thought before I got proposed to that I really just wanted a big, big, big event made of it. Like, I wanted, like, angels hanging from the ceiling, like on some Tyler party. Ish, to be honest with you. But then it was like. I love the fact that it was intimate. It was on Christmas, Chris included my kids and my. My dad was there, his mom was there. I loved it. I loved how he did it and everything. And, you know, effort, like you said, you. You really don't know how. How to feel until you get into those situations. And it don't always go the way you plan it. In my mind, I'm like, I'm gonna be at a big event I'm gonna do, you know? But he did it on Christmas. I thought that was really nice because.
Charlamagne tha God
I don't mind it either way. I just want guys to know that you don't have to do a big, grandiose public proposal because it's about you and that woman.
Just Hilarious
Yes.
Charlamagne tha God
You know what I mean?
Just Hilarious
Yes.
Charlamagne tha God
But it was dope. You know, they definitely gonna remember that forever. But you know what's more important than the engagement? The marriage. You gotta follow through.
DJ Envy
Most definitely. Most definitely.
Just Hilarious
But you know what I noticed about just Niche, not Nesh? I noticed that she. When y'all was asking her questions about him, she was real guarded. I could tell she wants to, like, protect whatever that is.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes. Right.
Just Hilarious
Not whatever that is. Protect her relationship. Like, she wasn't real quick to put it on front street. She didn't want y'all in her business with it. She's trying to protect it. She really all about her business. So I thought that was Dope that we part of that. But I would never, ever want to be proposed to in front of y'all two clowns. I'm not ever going to lie about it. Never in life would I ever want somebody to come up here and propose to me in front of y'all.
Charlamagne tha God
Cuz you got NB yelling out. He's on his knees. Let's hear it, right? Let's hear like, what was this about? He just had a flashback of hosting a Diddy party.
Just Hilarious
Listen.
DJ Envy
As he gets on his knees.
Charlamagne tha God
Right here, right here, right here, right now. Jesus Christ.
DJ Envy
I was trying to describe to the people who could actually hear it, he.
Just Hilarious
Got on one knee.
DJ Envy
You're right.
Just Hilarious
You were so excited when you seen that, Neil.
Charlamagne tha God
All right.
Just Hilarious
I was like, God damn.
Charlamagne tha God
I missed this. This is what I miss about the game.
DJ Envy
I gotta go to human resources because y'all. Y'all just do for what that. Do too much. Y'all trying to make me gay.
Charlamagne tha God
Trying to make you. We trying to remind you of who you are and give you the freedom to come out and be who you were just in the be, you little queen from Queens.
Just Hilarious
And June coming up.
DJ Envy
What did you mean? What that mean? June coming up.
Just Hilarious
Pride.
DJ Envy
Pride isn't you.
Just Hilarious
Yes.
DJ Envy
Oh, I don't know. Because he's not sure.
Charlamagne tha God
I don't know. I just know that all of Download guys try to act like they don't know when Pride Month is. I didn't know. I don't know. What are you doing in this bar on Pride Month? During Pride Month. Okay. All of these LGBTQ flags around you. Oh, I didn't know.
Just Hilarious
You got something in your eye.
Charlamagne tha God
Listen, the positive note is simply this, man, the most underrated glow up in the world is emotional intelligence. When you stop reacting to everything, you stop needing validation and start protecting your peace. Your whole life change changes. Have a blessed day, Breakfast Club.
Lauren LaRosa
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The Breakfast Club Podcast Summary
Episode Title: FULL SHOW: Smokey Robinson Hit with Assault Claims, Met Gala Raises $31M, Diddy Adds Lawyer, Tom Brady on Shedeur Sanders + Just Nesh Interview
Release Date: May 7, 2025
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne tha God
Produced by: iHeartPodcasts
The show kicks off with the hosts engaging in their trademark playful banter, setting a lively and energetic tone for the episode. While DJ Envy promotes KFC chicken and waffles, and Just Hilarious shares humorous anecdotes, the hosts prepare the audience for the day's major topics.
NBA Playoffs Updates:
Warriors vs. Timberwolves: The Warriors secured a victory with a score of 99-88, but star player Steph Curry sustained a hamstring strain, casting uncertainty over his participation in Game Two.
Quote:
DJ Envy [05:37]: "Steph Curry got injured. He had a, I believe, a hamstring strain. So they're not sure if he's gonna be able to play in game two."
Pacers vs. Cavaliers: The Pacers edged out the Cavaliers 120-119, taking a 2-0 lead in the series.
Quote:
DJ Envy [05:38]: "The Pacers lead the series to nothing. Now, the Celtics and Knicks, that play tonight. And the Nuggets and OKC play tonight."
Canadian Prime Minister's Statement:
Newly elected Prime Minister Mark Carney firmly stated to President Trump that Canada is "not for sale," responding to Trump's suggestion of Canada becoming the 51st state for benefits like lower taxes and a free military.
Quote:
Charlamagne tha God [06:44]: "It's not for sale, won't be for sale ever."
Homeland Security & Real ID Enforcement:
Homeland Security Secretary Kristen Noem indicated that while traveling without a Real ID will still be permitted, individuals without it will face additional security steps. The enforcement date, originally slated for today, has been pushed back multiple times since its inception in 2005.
Quote:
Jess Niche [07:00]: "81% of the travelers that travel by airline in the United States today are already compliant."
Four former housekeepers, referred to as Jane Does, have filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles accusing legendary musician Smokey Robinson (97 years old) and his wife, Francis, of multiple instances of sexual battery, assault, false imprisonment, and gender violence. The accusers allege that Smokey Robinson forced them into sexual acts during their employment, spanning from 2007 onwards. The lawsuit also implicates Francis Robinson for allegedly creating a hostile work environment through racial epithets and other abusive behaviors.
Notable Quotes:
Caller [20:22]: "They're suing her. Her name is Francis. Because they say she knew about prior alleged sexual misconduct that Smokey had committed and did nothing to prevent it from happening again."
Charlamagne tha God [26:08]: "And the attorney is John Harris. I've never. I have not heard of this attorney."
The Met Gala achieved a historic milestone by raising $31 million, the highest in its 77-year history. This significant fundraising success is attributed to heightened engagement and buzz around the event, particularly emphasizing the cultural importance and inclusion of Black designers, creatives, and artists. The funds raised will support the Metropolitan Museum of Art in celebrating Black history, culture, and style through exhibitions and preservation of artifacts.
Notable Quotes:
Jess Niche [17:15]: "The Met Gala has actually made history. The Met Gala this year raised $31 million...it's the most money that the Met Gala has ever raised."
Caller [19:05]: "Savannah James was actually styled by Hanifa... Laquan Smith, Sergio Hudson, Dapper Dan, Paul Tazewell, Jahliel Weaver, Romeo Hunt—all significant Black designers and stylists contributed to the event."
Sean "Diddy" Combs has expanded his legal team by adding Nicole Westmoreland, a Black female attorney and sexual assault survivor. Westmoreland, known for her formidable cross-examination skills, previously worked with Mark Gargos and Brian Steele. Her addition is seen as a strategic move to bolster Diddy's defense against ongoing legal challenges, particularly those related to sexual assault allegations.
Notable Quotes:
Caller [58:33]: "She is a survivor of sexual assault... she's coming in the case. She's a beast when it comes to cross examinations."
Charlamagne tha God [61:00]: "It's a black station."
Tom Brady addressed rumors regarding his influence on Shedeur Sanders' draft position, clarifying that he was not involved in any evaluation processes or decisions that led to Sanders being picked later in the draft. Brady emphasized the importance of integrity in media reporting and shared his mentorship philosophy, highlighting his experience with Antonio Brown.
Notable Quotes:
Tom Brady [62:10]: "I wouldn't have part of any evaluation process or skip otherwise."
Charlamagne tha God [63:17]: "It's all about what you do once you, you know, get to Cleveland, you get that opportunity."
Just Nesh's Comedy Special - "Self Serve": Jess Niche, known as Just Nesh, discusses her newly released comedy special, "Self Serve," available on Prime Video. She shares insights into funding the special herself, primarily filming with her cellphone, and collaborating with fellow comedians like D. Ray Davis. The special includes a blend of stand-up, sketches, and a semi-documentary style, highlighting her unique approach to comedy.
Notable Quotes:
Just Nesh [37:58]: "I did it with my phone. And then we had some real cameras too. But we did put that selfie shot in there because that was the whole."
Charlamagne tha God [40:10]: "Five. Who else?"
Personal Anecdotes: Just Nesh recounts personal stories, including being kicked out of a weight loss camp for having a drink, her jump rope challenges, and her recent engagement. The hosts and callers engage in playful interactions, celebrating her achievements and discussing her approach to comedy and personal growth.
Notable Quotes:
.just Nesh [43:18]: "I started these jump rope challenges two years ago... 500 jumps that take about 10 minutes."
Just Hilarious [57:16]: "Fixed my special, your husband, do your thing. Y'all."
Throughout the episode, callers share a mix of personal stories, ranging from past criminal activities involving their children to humorous confessions about stealing candles with their kids. These segments are interspersed with the hosts' humorous and sometimes confrontational responses, adding an element of spontaneity and engagement.
Notable Quotes:
Charlamagne tha God [72:27]: "If you open up the phone lines and you call up here and tell me that you committed crimes with your children, I'm taking your name."
Just Hilarious [89:56]: "He was white, but everybody else was black."
As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the discussions, reiterate the importance of addressing the day's major news stories, and promote upcoming segments. They emphasize themes of accountability, community support, and personal growth, encouraging listeners to engage thoughtfully with the topics presented.
Notable Quotes:
Charlamagne tha God [94:38]: "Stories from the south, you know, black folklore, you know, black mythology... all the original IP that Hollywood is missing is gonna come from the south."
DJ Envy [98:37]: "Most definitely. Most definitely."
Smokey Robinson's Legal Troubles: Legendary musician faces serious assault accusations from former employees, implicating both him and his wife.
Met Gala's Record-Breaking Fundraising: The event's $31 million raise underscores its role in supporting Black creatives and cultural exhibitions at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Diddy's Strengthened Legal Defense: The addition of Nicole Westmoreland to Diddy's legal team signals a strategic enhancement in his ongoing legal battles.
Tom Brady's Clarification: Brady denies involvement in Shedeur Sanders' draft process, emphasizing media integrity and mentorship.
Just Nesh's Empowering Journey: Her self-funded comedy special exemplifies resilience and innovation in the entertainment industry.
DJ Envy on Steph Curry's Injury:
[05:37] "Steph Curry got injured. He had a, I believe, a hamstring strain."
Charlamagne on Canada's Independence:
[06:44] "It's not for sale, won't be for sale ever."
Just Nesh on Her Comedy Special:
[37:58] "I did it with my phone... we did put that selfie shot in there because that was the whole."
Charlamagne on Home Invasion Critique:
[72:16] "You need to know the difference between literacy and not using proper grammar."
Jess Niche on Jump Rope Challenges:
[46:22] "So I think they feel like, no, you good."
This episode of The Breakfast Club delves into significant cultural and legal issues affecting prominent figures in the entertainment and sports industries, while also celebrating achievements within the Black creative community. The hosts balance serious discussions with light-hearted interactions, providing a comprehensive and engaging listening experience.
Note: The timestamps correspond to the original transcript provided and may vary slightly in the actual podcast.