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Ms. Pat
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Charlamagne Tha God
Wake that ass up early in the morning.
Ms. Pat
The Breakfast Club.
DJ Envy
Morning everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Building and she getting all the money, man. Yes, you. Are you getting all. You eating, Ms. Pat.
Ms. Pat
You are eating. I get food stamps back in the day and I still buy them. Ms. Pat, ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
DJ Envy
Ms. Pat.
Ms. Pat
Ms. Pat. Good morning, Jazz. Good morning, light skinned. What's up greasy black man? Welcome, miss Pat. Come here, man. He got his little retainer in his mouth. He ready to eat something.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I take it out in the morning.
Ms. Pat
Oh, where is it? Oh, them teeth straight. You have really came a long way since Whitney Williams.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, I take it out in the morning. I actually smell my retainer every morning so I stay humble.
Ms. Pat
Yeah, you look like you nasty like that. You like you take floss and eat it.
Charlamagne Tha God
What you mean you still buy food stamps?
Ms. Pat
I will if you come to me. Not in the grocery store, cuz black people have a tendency of stopping you on the grocery store. You want to buy some food style. I said, baby, I'm on tv. Now you go ahead and get my friend to buy these food stuff. You just can't walk up on a negro. So, you know, if, if it came down to it, I buy them if I'm doing Thanksgiving or fourth of July, you know, that's a lot of meat before our president take them. Why not?
DJ Envy
How you feeling? You got a new show back. How's everything going?
Ms. Pat
This is second half of season two of Ms. Pat settles it. And working on season three. Just wrapped season five of the Ms. Pat show. I'm feeling good.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's only season two. Ms. Pat settlement.
Ms. Pat
Well, this is the second half we going into. In a couple weeks I started taping season three. So I'm excited, I'm excited, I'm excited. I'm trying to work out here.
Charlamagne Tha God
How does it feel, Ms. Pat? Like, how does it feel to be living all your answered prayers?
Ms. Pat
You know what? It's okay. It's not bad. You know, I can't. I'VE never had that I made it moment until I finished my house. And I put a drone over my house. And I was like, okay, bitch, you might be doing it. So I'm proud of myself. I am. I don't let a lot of people come to my house.
Charlamagne Tha God
I.
Ms. Pat
But I'm proud of myself.
Just Hilarious
You did that, did all the work yourself, right?
Ms. Pat
No, I did the contract. You know, the general contracting part myself. Yeah, that was from TikTok. And I had an architect because I thought I was going to say some money.
DJ Envy
Did you say money?
Ms. Pat
No, no. Well, you know, I wanted to. I wanted to buy $5,000 faucet. So if I got rid of the general contractor, I thought I could do it. So I splurge in areas, but I still made some mistakes, but it's up, it looks good.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you finished right before deportation started, so that was good.
DJ Envy
What do you mean, working?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what you.
Ms. Pat
I didn't say shit about no deportation. Don't put that on me. Oh, you. You just think I hide all Mexicans to do my work. Hey, they deporting black people too.
Charlamagne Tha God
That is true.
Ms. Pat
But I did finish before deportation. And thank God I finished before deportation because I would have had to go up there and shake the president. Hey, but you know what? I was worried about my housekeeper. I don't. I never really had a housekeeper, so I got one that I can afford. And I told her, I said, look here, if it come down to it, this is the underground Railroad over come hide your people downstairs and you know, you can work with me for free until all of this is over.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't think you say that publicly, Ms. Pat.
Ms. Pat
Why not?
Charlamagne Tha God
I just don't feel like if they.
Ms. Pat
Run up in them, say, I didn't know they were here.
DJ Envy
So how did you and your husband. Because I know he was there. He was part of building the house. Did y' all argue a lot? Cause you talking about five thousand dollar faucets.
Ms. Pat
Nah, he didn't argue a lot. He just. All he cared about. How was I making his bedroom? Because we in separate bedrooms now. And I love it.
Just Hilarious
Y' all love that.
Ms. Pat
What? I've been married 32 years. If you get an opportunity to separate from your husband, you know, like, if.
Just Hilarious
You get an opportunity.
Ms. Pat
Yes.
Just Hilarious
To separate from your husband.
Ms. Pat
Hey, without a divorce. You go over there, I go over there. I love it. And people always ask me, how y' all gonna get together. I FaceTime. You wanna hit it? Come on over here, take a bath and get it ready for you. You Know I shave something back. Come get some. So I make some nights I don't shave for fun.
Just Hilarious
Oh, there's some nice way.
DJ Envy
I don't say for fun.
Just Hilarious
You want to watch a movie? He come over. He just end up falling asleep in your room. No, fall asleep in his room.
Ms. Pat
I will wake him up. We. We don't. We don't do sleepover. We don't do sleepover. Take your ass in your room. And I'm going to sleep in my room. We get through with it going on over to your room. I don't do that.
Just Hilarious
You don't ever yearn and long just in the same bed?
Ms. Pat
Not one.
Just Hilarious
At least one night a month.
Ms. Pat
Yes. I've been having sex since elementary school. I don't yearn for elementary school. I don't know why y' all got started so late. Damn.
Charlamagne Tha God
I read your book.
Ms. Pat
Ma' you ain't read. I sent you my book. It ain't even back there.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's probably. But I did read it.
Ms. Pat
You read the index part of it.
Charlamagne Tha God
I was about to say something from the book. That's how you talk about. You was having sex in elementary school.
Ms. Pat
Not because everybody know that I've told that story 100 times.
DJ Envy
Yes.
Ms. Pat
Thank you.
DJ Envy
She's been a bad.
Charlamagne Tha God
Give me something else from the book. I bet y' all know something.
Ms. Pat
No, you give me something from the book. You read a damn book. I don't remember the book.
Charlamagne Tha God
You got your titty shot off.
Ms. Pat
Oh, everybody. And it grew back. It was nipple. They busted ar. I had Medicaid. They just laid it back up. There.
Charlamagne Tha God
Was a phenomenal read. Rabbit should be a movie.
Ms. Pat
You don't. It should be a movie. But you don't have to lie to me. We real friends.
Just Hilarious
One thing he do, he do read books now.
Ms. Pat
But he didn't read my.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like seven years ago.
DJ Envy
His past said I shot my nipple off. Just go. It was just a nipple. Oh, okay. All right. You're good.
Just Hilarious
Because she said. He said she got a boob shot off. I'm like, dang. And it grew bad because she's sitting there with two of them right now. So I'm like, what the hell?
Ms. Pat
You know, I got a L. They could have shot half of it all and I still had more than you. J.
Charlamagne Tha God
Honestly. You know what, miss? You know what rabbit remind me of? And I just thought about this. It's probably a new genre. A genre called. It's like true crime dramedy. That's what I would describe it as. Cuz it was a Lot of crime in it was.
Ms. Pat
It was a lot of crime committed in Rabbit. Yes, it was, but he ain't ready. But anyway, we still friends. We still friends.
Charlamagne Tha God
You never thought. Has nobody ever wanted to turn it into a screenplay loosely based off it?
Ms. Pat
Well, we're working on it. I could see it. To tell the whole story. We really need a miniseries, so we. We talking about it. I'm. You know, I'm always trying to dip and dab into something with my life to let people know it's okay to laugh at the. That you went on. Went through in life. So that's what I'm always doing, you know?
Charlamagne Tha God
You're keeping the lights on at bet. You do know that, right? You and Tyler Perry.
Ms. Pat
Well, you gotta say, Tyler Perry. I only got two shows over there.
Charlamagne Tha God
BET only got four.
Ms. Pat
Yeah, well, I appreciate you saying that. I wish they give me an opportunity to create some more. So we're working on some things I'm trying to sell to everybody. This is a new prostitution ring for me. You white man. You got the money. I got the legs to open for you. That's right. That's all selling is, right? You just going. I went to. I'm here for Upfront. I went to Upfront last night, and it was so funny because I've never. I've never been invited to Upfront before. And I didn't know what to expect, and I walked out. It's just all white people. They're advertising and the prompter. I don't do well with teleprompter because I don't read out loud like that. Yeah, I've been practicing over the years, and, boy, that teleprompter got the rolling. I was like, hey, I got a ged. Stop this mess right now. I can't. I just. I just went into a whole full set and got a standing ovation. I was like, I'm glad I'm a comedian.
Just Hilarious
Love us.
Ms. Pat
Huh?
Just Hilarious
I said, you know, the whites love us.
Ms. Pat
Oh, they. They do too. They do.
Just Hilarious
You just said that you'll open your.
Ms. Pat
No, I won't really open my leg, but I will. I know what you mean, though. The whites love us to Booty hole. Cost you $50 million.
Charlamagne Tha God
God damn.
Ms. Pat
We in the wrong business, Charlemagne.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hell, no. I couldn't get no 50 million for.
Ms. Pat
This booty hole if it ain't been in. Somebody been in somebody with that used booty, man. He just told y' all. Somebody been in his ass. Mine is a virgin. We don't believe it.
DJ Envy
We don't Believe it.
Ms. Pat
We don't believe it. You just said somebody is used.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, man, if somebody had got this booty, I wouldn't be working there.
Ms. Pat
Yes, it was witness stuck her finger in it. That's why you working here.
Just Hilarious
God damn.
Charlamagne Tha God
I was molested.
Ms. Pat
You did sit on her lap. You did sit on her lap. Everybody know when your uncle sat on your lap. He's sticking a finger thumb. Oh, Lord have mercy. You we going to move about you. We know you're a victim and you liked it cuz you stayed on there about five years.
Just Hilarious
Who are some of the guests you got on this season, the second half.
Ms. Pat
Of this season for Ms. Pat Show?
Just Hilarious
Yes.
Ms. Pat
Oh my God. We got. We got Tisha Campbell, we got Loretta Devine.
Just Hilarious
Tisha Campbell.
Ms. Pat
Yes. I don't want to give it all.
Just Hilarious
Away, okay, but Loretta.
Ms. Pat
Oh, you talking about the court show or the.
DJ Envy
Which one you talking about?
Just Hilarious
Ms. Pat settles it.
DJ Envy
Oh, the court show.
Ms. Pat
She done talk too much. This is just the second half. So it's the same people from the first beginning of the season two. But season three we already casting. So you know how you take Ray.
DJ Envy
J serious when you're on your show?
Ms. Pat
You don't take Ray J serious. You know, Ray J called me one day and said he had an idea for a show. And I said, what is it, Ray J? He said, me and Lunell as mysteries. Beating white boys in negligence. I mean beating God being young guys in neglige, walking them like a dog. I said, first of all, white guys, I mean young guys who the want to see Ms. Pat and Lunell in a negligent walking white man. Yeah. Beating them because I don't know. I said, Ray J, I don't know if you high, but I'm married. And second of all, I never had on a negligee, at least since the seventh grade. So why would me and Lunell big ass now Lunel probably do it cause I've seen her do some crazy. But me in a neglige with my titty hanging and they uneven. I like to see that.
Charlamagne Tha God
You like to see that, right?
Ms. Pat
Well, you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm the only one. I think you should do it. Miss.
Ms. Pat
We are lul. Coochie wouldn't show from the front. We got all this extra sack and this little.
Just Hilarious
But what's the point of the shit show? It was the premise.
Ms. Pat
Like you don't to say we were sexy. And I don't know, I just said that ain't for me. I said, you're going to go get another fat old chick who need a chick. It's just certain I won't do a check. I can't do it right.
DJ Envy
You know, Charlamagne, seen Lunell naked before?
Charlamagne Tha God
I never seen no guy. Well, but.
Ms. Pat
Shut up.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, that's not true.
Ms. Pat
You seen Lunel naked before?
Charlamagne Tha God
No. One time, Lunel FaceTimed me because she was meant to call somebody else in her phone, but she hit my number and she was in the tub or something like. But she wasn't.
Ms. Pat
Yes, you did. She was just in the tub with her clothes on.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, it's not like she was naked. She had. I could just tell. I'm like, you. She was in the tub.
Ms. Pat
No. You know, he said, take the camera down the nail, pick up a titty, move your stomach, roll it back. That what you gotta say to big girl. And then, you know, a lot of times when you plus size, that men's mistake are navels for vagina. I've had so many niggas trying to stick. Yeah, they'll stick their navel in your vagina. That's the extra pussy. When you don't want to give up the real pussy.
Charlamagne Tha God
So if a man start eating your navel by accident, do you stop him?
Ms. Pat
No. You just play a lot. Ooh, baby. Ooh, my navel got a click. Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
But you say you wouldn't wear negligee, but you was in Belize with a two piece on you.
Ms. Pat
A damn lie one on them both. You. You mistake me for my daughter Ashley. Shout out to my daughter Ashley. She finally got engaged. I'm about to plan a gay wedding, and so they asked me to do it, right? And I don't know nothing about playing no gay wedding. So I went straight to Pinterest and picked out a gay cake with the rainbow in the middle. And I said. I said, y' all like this cake? She like, that's gay. I'm like, well, what the.
Elaine Welteroth
Are you.
Ms. Pat
Right? Right.
Just Hilarious
But they don't like you to just put gay. Just cuz you gay don't mean she need a gay cake.
Ms. Pat
She say she want a straight cake. I'm like, y' all, they doing straight now.
Charlamagne Tha God
You got to put a dildo on the top, like a candle. Put instead of candles, have a dildo.
Ms. Pat
On the top with a. Whoever with a tuxedo and a. And a gown on it. That's a good. But does she want to wear a.
DJ Envy
Gown or does she want to wear a tux?
Ms. Pat
No, my daughter is the film. She. But I. But I think she do the dicking down, cuz she's so rough. My. I think she the one that put on the scrap on. But really she. She's a girl. Thank God. Cuz my daughter look just like me. Want. I don't want my daughter to look like no with my face.
Charlamagne Tha God
So do you like her? Her?
Ms. Pat
I love her girlfriend. It's the first one she ever had.
Just Hilarious
It's not a girlfriend. She's in a fiance name.
Ms. Pat
Fiance? Yeah, I guess that's what you call them. But my daughter, this the first girl she ever had that had a job, had good credit, nice, respectable, you know, just wonderful. I'm so happy that my daughter is gay. This is the first time I ever been happy that she was gay. She was getting them lazy ass like her dadd and couldn't work, couldn't read, go to jail. She finally got a good woman and I'm. I'm happy for.
Charlamagne Tha God
Did you know it was gonna happen? Like she come to y' all and ask you?
Ms. Pat
Like, no, I planned well. She asked me when we was playing the trip. She said, can I ask your daughter to marry her? I said, hell yeah, you can. And so I set it up in the first day. We was gonna get on the boat from. I stayed on one side of the island because I wanted a little piece. And we gonna take the boat to San Pedro. And you know, my whole family is fat as. So we. I rent a fishing in Boya. Yeah, High school. No, no, no, the grandbaby's still skinny. Okay, so it's 18 of us. We get on a fisherman boat to go over there. And I'm not lying. Do you know the boat got water in it because we was too heavy?
Charlamagne Tha God
Why would y' all do that? Y' all know y' all big. Like, why would you get on you.
Ms. Pat
Why would they let them all get on? They don't know. I didn't know that that many people because I said it was 18 people. I think they thought it was 18 small people, but it was 18 people and probably 16 of us was thick. And we took off in the boat and the boat just got water. And he was telling my son who was the biggest get on east side of the boat to rock the water. I said, man, turn this around. So I told her, I said, you had to wait the next day. The next day, when she got ready to propose, my daughter got drunk and started hunching on everybody like a little freak. And I was like, you sure you won't marry this? Finally when we stop up from drinking, she was able to ask her, no.
Charlamagne Tha God
We need to go back to the first. First day. So you mean to tell me that you messed up a proposal because everybody was too thick? Do you understand how that sounds?
Ms. Pat
Well, we wasn't the girl side who you put on the whole couch up here, but we were. Oh, damn. I text that. I said, if you ever in your life tease me by my weight again, I punch you in your greasy ass face.
DJ Envy
You know, he's an ass.
Ms. Pat
I'm surprised.
DJ Envy
If he would have thought about it, he would have pulled that couch up there for you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I would never do that. Ms. Pat ain't that big. Got like that.
Ms. Pat
No, I'm not. And I've been on Monero or whatever the hell it is. Manjaro. Yeah, so I've lost a few.
Charlamagne Tha God
How long you been.
Just Hilarious
What happened?
Ms. Pat
You. You kiss my ass. How long is you taking it before you stop?
Just Hilarious
What happened?
Ms. Pat
I ain't stop. I'm still on. What the. I'm talking about when you.
Charlamagne Tha God
You. How much weight did you lose? Talking to her?
Ms. Pat
I said, y' all, I should have wor. I should have worn tighter shirt. Stop, y' all. Damn.
Charlamagne Tha God
This could be your first time going to a. A gay wedding.
Ms. Pat
Yeah, this is my first time going to a gay. Cuz. My daughter tried to get me to go to a gay church, but the gay church in Atlanta, but the first lady was a man looked like you with a hat on. And I was like, actually, I don't know. We should play. I don't know. We should do that. I can't go there.
Just Hilarious
She was still identifying as the first lady.
Ms. Pat
Yeah, he was identified as the first lady. It's really a gay church. What the. You know it's a gay church. Boy, the way you put grease on your face. You know everything.
Just Hilarious
Yo, okay, okay. So is that the church they getting married at?
Ms. Pat
I don't know. I don't know what we gonna do with that. I'm just gonna plan the wedding. They didn't want the rainbow cake, so I'm still planning it.
Charlamagne Tha God
I need to know what happens at a gay wedding.
Just Hilarious
And it's her. Is her wife gonna wear a suit or.
Ms. Pat
I. I think so, because she's. She's like a rapper, you know? And she looked like Shannon Sharp, so. Oh, yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
She raps and she looks like Shannon Sharp.
Ms. Pat
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
How did you feel about that whole situation? Because you had just did Shannon a couple. What, about a month ago, maybe two months ago?
Ms. Pat
I ain't. I have nothing to say. I mean, I. I don't know. You know, I. I Don't even think I know. He said he like young women, but I don't know, I just didn't. What I would say is I didn't know asshole cost that much money. Money.
Just Hilarious
25 000.
Ms. Pat
A cheap, a cheat. But it was no cheeks back then.
Just Hilarious
None.
Ms. Pat
None. So that was very shocking.
Just Hilarious
Like a long back, you know.
Ms. Pat
I mean the amount of money that I don't know. I don't know, you know, it makes me, you know, wish when that would happen to me he had some money because I could go all the way back, you know, from the next door neighbor. But they dead and ain't got no money. If I went back, I'd just be wasting my damn time with paperwork. So none of my. None of my accusers had money. I was in the wrong neighborhood. Charlemagne. What? Can you get a job so I can get your 401k seat? Oh my goodness it up. When. When broke. Touch you I ain't have no love. Come over here and fill on a titty shop. I mean DJ Envy. Come on, touch a titty. I need a check. DJ Envy make me kiss you. Tongue me down.
Charlamagne Tha God
But that now, now Envy could press charges against you if you make me kiss you.
Ms. Pat
Oh, let me fall in your lap.
DJ Envy
Oh my goodness.
Ms. Pat
I would say him but it ain't going to stick. You know, he's suspect. Andrew Gillum Jr. Over there. Oh you.
Charlamagne Tha God
You fell hu. Okay.
DJ Envy
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Have you ever wished for a change but weren't sure how to make it. Maybe you felt stuck in a job or a place or a relationship. Join me Emily Tish Sussman over on she Pivots where I explore the inspiring pivots of women, dig deeper into the personal reasons behind them and leave you with the inspiration you need to make your next pivot. In honor of Mother's Day, we have some very special guests. I'm Elaine Welteroth.
Ms. Pat
And I'm Caitlin Murray.
Elaine Welteroth
Both women pivoted out of their careers after having their kids, proving that motherhood is just another chapter in our journey, not the end. It's kind of like, will you have more babies? Yes. Will I always be me? Yeah. And will I continue growing?
Ms. Pat
Yes. Because I was really in the trenches and I knew my worth and my value as a mom.
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Come on over to hear their full stories. You can listen to she pivots on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Charlamagne Tha God
I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say when cave people were here. And I'll say it seems like the Ice Age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves.
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Ms. Pat
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DJ Envy
So it said that on your podcast you said you're taking your health more seriously.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hold on. Time out, she said. Yesterday, when I had posted about the movie, Ms. Pat left a comment. I knew you was the next Andrew Gillum.
Ms. Pat
What I got to do with anything right now?
Charlamagne Tha God
Ms. Pat? What that got to do with anything?
Ms. Pat
I was wondering, did you see that? I was wondering, did he see my damn comment chest? I was wondering. He didn't respond back. He responded to everybody else. He didn't respond to my ass. I started to text him.
Charlamagne Tha God
I ain't responding nothing. But I just was laughing.
Ms. Pat
Yeah. Cause you always with me.
DJ Envy
But back to taking your health serious. It says on your podcast you're taking your health serious and you started your own golf garden.
Ms. Pat
Yeah, I did. I started a garden. If it grow, I'm gonna eat it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, okay.
Ms. Pat
Yeah, I know.
Just Hilarious
That's right. What you planting? What you.
Ms. Pat
I planted some beans, I planted some lettuce, I planted some greens. I planted some tomatoes, biscuits. I started the same biscuit.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, yes, you did. You started the same biscuit.
Ms. Pat
I don't know who raised him. Johnny raises Negro, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Planting some Biscuits is crazy. Ms.
Ms. Pat
I planted some dicks for Charlemagne. He like them cucumber size so they'll fit. Yes, I did. Come on by the house. I got some for you in three months. You know how he like a miniature? He like to suck them whole.
Just Hilarious
Oh, my damn.
Ms. Pat
I got them eggplants coming through for you, little bar, little brother. So I did start a garden. I did. And I'm. I'll be posting as it grow.
DJ Envy
Okay, so you are. You're taking. You're eating healthier now. Healthy lifestyle.
Ms. Pat
I'm doing the I want to do. Okay. Yeah. But I take a shot, so I don't eat that much.
Charlamagne Tha God
You think. You really are on that for real.
Ms. Pat
Yeah. What wrong with it?
Charlamagne Tha God
Nothing.
Ms. Pat
You want Vaseline.
Just Hilarious
Right now, yo.
Ms. Pat
Oh, my God. Cocoa Butter way. What? Cocoa Butterfly. For deodorant and cologne.
Just Hilarious
Okay, so do you have any side effects for that?
Ms. Pat
No, I haven't. I was trying Ozempic idea, but. Okay. Not now.
Just Hilarious
Oh, yeah. What are the side effects for Ozempic?
Ms. Pat
I got my gallbladder removed.
Just Hilarious
Damn. I did too. And I'm not even on Ozempic.
Ms. Pat
Oh, you did? I think that's just a thing. Maybe when we get a certain age. But while I was on Ozempic, I got my gallbladder removed. So I got off of it and switched to something else. Yeah, so we'll see if I can.
Charlamagne Tha God
Some of the side effects of Ozempic is diarrhea.
Ms. Pat
I wish I had diarrhea. I don't shit enough.
Charlamagne Tha God
Really?
Just Hilarious
Even without the gallbladder? Because with mine removed, that's all I do.
Ms. Pat
Well, that's what my daughter do too. It didn't do nothing to me. I don't guess I don't think I was using my gallbladder anyway. Yeah, so I have no side effects or anything.
Just Hilarious
Damn. That's what's up.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why you don't shit enough? You don't got the right diet.
Ms. Pat
Can you ask me some questions? Envy?
Dan Flores
Yes.
Ms. Pat
I'm so Tired of.
DJ Envy
I was gonna ask, how much weight do one of you lose?
Ms. Pat
I would like to lose about 100. £100. £100. I would. I would. You see big boy out there? Yes.
DJ Envy
But you know, he not happy. That's. That's the thing. We trying to think. Cuz he, he feels like he. He misses the weight. Cuz he feels like he. He's been that big for so long.
Ms. Pat
He cold now. When you fat like that, when you that fat. Now that was fat fat and I love it. But when you that fat, you just radiating heat.
Charlamagne Tha God
You.
Ms. Pat
Oh, you saw, he was always sweating. Now he freezing. It's like he going through menopause. So he cold now, he don't know how to heat it back up. So. And I asked him, I said, boy, you about to get a bbl. And I asked him, I asked him, I said, I know you appreciate your penis now. You can see it. It don't just get hard in the middle.
Charlamagne Tha God
That much weight now.
Ms. Pat
Yeah. Oh, he got a penis.
Just Hilarious
He lost a lot.
Ms. Pat
I bet you he got three inches.
Charlamagne Tha God
You think so?
Ms. Pat
You know, it's.
Charlamagne Tha God
But listen, he still can't look down and see it.
Ms. Pat
Oh, he can see it because he can now. He can hold a fat back.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Ms. Pat
At first it was just everywhere. Yeah, yeah. You see it because he had on Arthur Peter shoes. I said, next time I see you gonna be in a loss of layer to your shoes and everything. He got on high heel sneakers. He said.
Charlamagne Tha God
He said he lost the weight because he was. He do his steps.
Ms. Pat
Them shoes gonna make it. I said, boy, I ain't never seen that move. He got good year shoes on.
Just Hilarious
Yes, very durable.
Ms. Pat
They very durable. They were high heel sneakers. But he all right. He gonna be all right.
Charlamagne Tha God
But are you for real? Are you changing your diet and stuff?
Ms. Pat
Girl, go to hell. I mean, boy, go to hella. Talking about this diet. You'll see me next time I come back in a spandex.
Charlamagne Tha God
I can't wait.
Ms. Pat
I bet you can't wait. Dirty. I cannot stand him. I cannot stand. We just wrapped season of the Ms. Pack coming out. Coming out in the fall.
Just Hilarious
I know. Talk to us about that because that's what you was. That's what you thought I was asking about. You said Loretta Divine.
Ms. Pat
Loretta Divine. Tisha Campbell. And I'm not gonna tell. We had so many guest stars this year. We had so many guest stars. We even had ti daughter Zanique. No, no, the young.
DJ Envy
Baby.
Ms. Pat
Oh my God. She's like, I like this show because I get the Curse. Oh, she was so good. Yes, she was. That baby killed the baby because she had to cuss me out. She had no problem. Damn, she was so good.
Charlamagne Tha God
How did it feel? How did it feel? Completely of season five. Season five is a big deal.
Ms. Pat
You know what? I. I kind of got a little teary eyed because I didn't think this show would go that long. And, you know, for it to be bounced around Hollywood the way it got bounced around and each and every year just keep, you know, grabbing the audience and people continue to love it. And like last year, the season five season and five, we literally, because we tape live in front of a studio audience, we literally have to turn away 50 to 100 people per show. And we only do two shows on Friday. And just to see that in Atlanta, Georgia, where they don't even shoot that kind of show at meant a lot to me and Jordan, you know, to even get it there. So it won't. I won't even cry when it end because I did something that a lot of people thought that we couldn't do, which was bring a multi. A real multicam to Atlanta, Georgia and to build that type of audience and for people to fall in love with the show. And we continue to tell real life story. And this season is off the chain. The last episode got three cliffhangers in it. Y' all gonna be mad at us.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do you enjoy and have an arc of like. Like, do y' all know where y' all want it to end? Like, do you have a number of seasons?
Ms. Pat
Well, we. All we ask bet is to say when is the end so we can close it out. That's all we ask.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Ms. Pat
If this, if, if, if this, you know, they didn't say this was the end. I don't know. We have to see how ratings are. I need y' all to watch it. But if we come back for season six and they say we'll wrap it up, then we have a way we the way we want to wrap it up.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Ms. Pat
And we hope we get that opportunity because a lot of black shows don't get that opportunity.
Charlamagne Tha God
It just end for no damn reason.
Ms. Pat
It just ended. And then you mad and you like this. You know, you let the white shows end the right way. Please give us the opportunity to close out Ms. Pat show the right way. That's all I ask.
Just Hilarious
I think it's just so many layers to the miss Pat show and then it's built up.
Ms. Pat
To your lips also. See, this is why.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I meant layers like life. Come on, man.
Ms. Pat
You Know, back in the day, I whoop nigga's ass like you, period. I whoop folks ass like you. Cause you are all these little jabs you doing at my neighbor, and she.
Charlamagne Tha God
Said it's lay aside the show, but it's cuz it's legs and miss Pat.
Ms. Pat
That's why. But you're the only person that can call me fat and get away with.
Charlamagne Tha God
Never call Ms. Pat Pat Fat.
DJ Envy
No, you not just use other words.
Ms. Pat
I love you, Envy, cuz he's so low down and dirty. He. Yeah, that never happened. And you know, I was going to actually congratulate you on your new company. I saw. I was going to ask you, can I come pitch you something? You. Of course. I pitch you naked pictures of me. That's. I'm. I'mma flood your inbox with my booty hole craz crazy. And I ain't never shave back there, so it going to look like a glo.
Charlamagne Tha God
You versus 100 men, huh?
Ms. Pat
What is that whole thing versus 100 men?
Just Hilarious
A gorilla. But I never seen a video. Ain't that crazy? Never seen the video. I think it's what, A gorilla. Gorilla and 100 men.
Ms. Pat
So did 100 men supposed to.
DJ Envy
I don't even know where the story came from.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's so dumb. It's. It's one of them things that it's like, y' all really ain't got nothing.
Ms. Pat
Better than I think.
Just Hilarious
I honestly feel like it's somebody, like, who started it and wanted to see how far it can go. Like, because if anything hit the Internet, people ain't even gotta see it.
Ms. Pat
But do you really think 100 men could whoop a Glorilla ass? No. I mean, a gorilla. Yeah, I don't think so either.
Just Hilarious
No, no. But apparently it's a video that everybody saw, and I haven't seen it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, I ain't see that shit.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, no. Never seen it. It's not even a video. It was nothing. Somebody started it and they just kept on going.
DJ Envy
It's a hypothetical.
Ms. Pat
Okay, well, we know that ain't gonna happen.
Just Hilarious
It's the power of the Internet.
Ms. Pat
Yeah, the Internet is powerful. And since y' all so powerful out there, can y' all please go watch Ms. Pat settles it every Wednesday night? And then season four follows it, and then season five drops in the fall. That's right. I could use that money and to keep going. And you know, Charlamagne got me on a regimen to lose weight. And the only way I'm gonna be able to afford this year is Y' all watch the show?
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up with the Crack Baby show?
Ms. Pat
I don't know. It's still, you know, I put it in somebody hands, and they haven't said yay or Nate yet. But I really want to. That show. I really do like something Tyler probably.
Just Hilarious
Would be interested in. Did you reach out?
Ms. Pat
No.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, it's a cartoon.
Ms. Pat
It's a animation. Yeah, it's an animation. Oh, God. It's about. And it's. It's crack with a K. Because little kids that falls through the system, you know, like me. So I was gonna tell some great stories, but we haven't gotten it off the grand take TV forever.
Just Hilarious
That would be dope. A cartoon, an animation.
Ms. Pat
Correct.
Charlamagne Tha God
Have you and Tyler ever spoke?
Ms. Pat
All the time.
Charlamagne Tha God
All the time.
Ms. Pat
I talk to Tyler all the time. Nice guy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, no, Tyler's fantastic. And he gives great advice. Advice. Because I just feel like. And I don't know if they could do it at the BET Awards or something. They got to be some type of Ms. Pat, my dear crossover at some point.
Ms. Pat
Everybody keeps saying that it gotta be.
Charlamagne Tha God
A Miss Pat Mardia. Like, something. Remember how back in the day they did that fake trailer for Wanda and shanay on bet? They should do that for Ms. Patton. My deal, like, act like it's a movie coming or something.
Ms. Pat
I. You know, I don't live far from him, but I. I love Tyler. I go to his house. He got good food, good gas, nice. And I like when I could be in a setting when somebody's just human, you know, it's all the. Is out the door. You just. That's the type of person I like to catch you with no makeup on and, you know, not have a bath and stuff like that. I like real people. Not that. That ain't what happened over there. I just like real people. I don't want to hear your fake ass voice. I hate when people talk with, hey, girl, breathe. Talk to me like you talk to your creditor. So if I don't get that from people, I don't care to be around them.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what people don't realize about Tyler, people. Perry.
Ms. Pat
He's real.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's a.
Ms. Pat
He is. He's black. And he love his people. And. And, you know, he love what he doing. And. And, you know, you hear. You know, you see this big old thing of Tyler per. And then you. When you get to meet him, you like. He just hear, Debbie Allen is the same way I go to Deb. Can I tell y' all something? Debbie Allen can cook. I've been to her house several times. She can shut up.
DJ Envy
Charlemagne. Shut up ahead. I seen the way. I seen the way you looking at her. I'mma stop you.
Charlamagne Tha God
She watching her tell a story.
Ms. Pat
She can. And yes, I did eat my ass off. Yes, I eat my ass. Like, we.
Charlamagne Tha God
What you mean?
Just Hilarious
We can't wait for. For this interview to be over. He said, you see how she kept bringing up all them stories about food and people cooking?
Ms. Pat
The only thing she know about somebody is that they.
Charlamagne Tha God
Allen can cook.
Ms. Pat
I ain't gonna go for the you know what. What else? But you know what?
Charlamagne Tha God
But the thing that is true about what you're saying about both of them, those are people who put black first.
Ms. Pat
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
He would be giving Tyler Perry all his flack for no. And it's like, who puts on as many black people as Tyler Perry? Who employs as many black people as Tyler Perry?
Ms. Pat
And he give you free knowledge because he care about you, you know, you only have to ask him. Like the times I've been over there and sat down and talked to him. Just free knowledge. And I'm sitting there like I'm talking to fucking Tyler Perry. You know the times when I asked Debbie Allen to shoot the pilot for the Ms. Pat? So she came in and she wrapped her arms around us and she made that pilot black. I mean, even I remember Debbie told somebody to repaint the wall. Hey, that's not a color black people have in their house. The yellow was too bright. Like, it was like it was a Mexican color. And she's like, black people use that bright. Not that she said that, but I was looking at the wall. I was like, that is bright like a Mexican restaurant. You and Dev was like, that bright. That yellow is too bright. Tone it down. We're black. And she made him repaint the wall. And that's what you see in the kitchen of the Ms. Pat show. Now that's what's so. I love when you can be around people who still black in this industry, because this industry is so fake and so phony and it's hard to find real friends. It really is.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
DJ Envy
And now you're on tour as well.
Ms. Pat
I am on tour. I'm in Cleveland this weekend. Come on, Cleveland. Get your tickets. Then I'm in Virginia Beach. That's sold out. That's so loud. Just added a show in Virginia Beach. I did. So go get your tickets for the mad show. Work the out of me.
Just Hilarious
Oh, and then you going back to Ohio.
Ms. Pat
Columbus, Columbus, Columbus. Come on, Columbus. Get your tickets.
Charlamagne Tha God
You had hilarities this weekend.
Ms. Pat
I love hilarities.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. May 9th through the 11th.
Just Hilarious
Where the hell is Winnipeg, Manitoba.
DJ Envy
Canada.
Ms. Pat
Canada.
Just Hilarious
Oh, nice.
Ms. Pat
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I hope I can make it in and make it out with the situation we in right now. I went to Belize and they stopped me.
DJ Envy
Have you got Canada before?
Ms. Pat
I've been accounted many times, but when I, when I took, you know, I have custody of my niece kids and shout out to my niece who smoke crack. But I, when I went into Belize with her kids, I have full custody. And they stopped me. And the man act like he couldn't read the adoption paper. But I had, I had research and they said, bring all the paperwork. And he was like, well, these ain't your kids. I said, man, here go the damn paper right here. And I had to point out everything because he stopped me with two kids and about to send us back because.
Charlamagne Tha God
Trafficking is so big. That's what. What?
Ms. Pat
Well, trafficking.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Ms. Pat
I said, sir, I don't want these kids. They gave me these kids who the hell steal kids and take them on a vacation. But they finally let us in for about 30 minutes when they question the kids, who the hell I was. I said, look at these kids. These some spoiled ass brats.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. You sure they didn't think you were smuggling nothing?
Ms. Pat
Smuggling?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I'm just, I'm just saying.
Ms. Pat
So what, I got donuts in my navel?
Charlamagne Tha God
God damn.
Ms. Pat
No, man, one of them smuggler.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know. That's usually why they stop you when you coming from out of the country.
Ms. Pat
No, I'm, I was going on vacation. I even had on the tank top. It said I was going to get naked in another country. What?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what tank top actually said.
Ms. Pat
I hate you. Why? I don't know. When I get my BBA out, I'm g give. You cannot get that sh.
Charlamagne Tha God
Coming in with no bbl.
Ms. Pat
If you I lose weight, I will get my stomach done. But I would not. I, I, I have a lot of ass. I don't already.
Just Hilarious
Right? Don't get no damn bbl.
Ms. Pat
No, I'm not getting any. I'm. Hey, I've had fun in my life. I don't mind getting old. I've just turned 53 in April. I mean, I'm in a happy marriage. I'm happy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Successful.
Ms. Pat
Yes, I'm successful. I think so. And I'm having the time of my.
Charlamagne Tha God
Life that is going to be. That's like a whole other book, right? Because people you had success. What after, after the age of 45, right?
Ms. Pat
I did. I'm in the middle of writing another book now. Now.
DJ Envy
Love it.
Just Hilarious
Congratulations.
Ms. Pat
I can't wait till y' all hear all the stories and things I had to go through in this book. But it's. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. So I'm happy. I'm happy. We love you, man. I love you too, Charlemagne.
DJ Envy
Check out new episodes of Ms. Pat settles it Wednesdays at 10pm and we appreciate you. I love him.
Ms. Pat
Season five starts in the fall. That's all I can say right now. Season 5 starts in the fall, so make sure y' all get tickets to all the places that I'm going before, cuz. Hey, we need to, like, laugh. This is a time that we need to laugh.
Charlamagne Tha God
And Scott Mills is about to be up here. He might be up here now if you need to press him about anything.
Ms. Pat
Scott meals about to be up here.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, yeah, he up here now.
Just Hilarious
We got him now.
Ms. Pat
Oh, okay. Well, I. I was just texting with him this morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
What are you up here for the b. I think the BET Awards, they.
DJ Envy
Bring him 160 Park.
Ms. Pat
Oh, they about to bring it back.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't think they're bringing it back, but it's like something special for the BET Awards. And he's here with A.J.
Just Hilarious
Terrence, and like a tribute.
Ms. Pat
Oh, that's awesome. That was. That was. That was. That was back in the day when I had a shot shape.
Just Hilarious
I know. That's right.
Ms. Pat
Yes. I'm about to put this.
DJ Envy
It's the Breakfast Club.
Ms. Pat
Good morning. Kill him.
Charlamagne Tha God
Kill him. Wake that ass up in the morning.
Ms. Pat
The Breakfast Club.
Elaine Welteroth
Hi, it's Emily Tish Sussman, host of the podcast she Pivots. In honor of Mother's Day, we have some very special gifts. Yes, I'm Elaine Welteroff.
Ms. Pat
And I'm Caitlin Murray.
Elaine Welteroth
Both women pivoted out of their careers after having their kids, proving that motherhood is just another chapter in our journey, not the end. Come on over to hear their full stories. You can listen to she pivots on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Dan Flores
Why is a soap opera western like Yellowstone so wildly successful? The American west with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6, where we'll delve into stories of the west and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today.
Ms. Pat
Listen to the American west with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
I
Hi, I'm Sam Mullins and I've got a new podcast coming out called goboy, the gritty true story of how one fought his way out of some of the darkest places imaginable.
Ms. Pat
Roger Caron was 16 when first convicted.
Charlamagne Tha God
Has spent 24 of those years in jail.
I
But when Roger Caron picked up a pen and paper, he went from an ex con to a literary darling from Campside Media and iHeart Podcasts. Listen to GoBoy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Ms. Pat
Here's the deal.
Just Hilarious
We gotta set ourselves up.
Ms. Pat
See, retirement is the long game. We gotta make moves and make them early. Set up goals. Don't worry about a setback. Just save up and stack up to reach them. Let's put ourselves in the right position. Pre game to greater things. Start building your retirement plan@thisispretirement.org brought to you by AARP and the Ad Council. You're listening to an I Heart podcast.
Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club – Interview with Ms. Pat
Episode: INTERVIEW: Ms. Pat On Continued Success, Weight Loss Journey, Proposals Gone-Wrong + More
Release Date: May 9, 2025
The episode kicks off with the charismatic hosts DJ Envy and Charlamagne Tha God welcoming the special guest, Ms. Pat. Their banter sets a lighthearted and humorous tone for the conversation.
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Ms. Pat delves into her professional journey, discussing the progression of her shows. She highlights the ongoing development of "Ms. Pat Settles It," now entering the second half of its second season and the production of a third season. Additionally, she proudly announces the completion of the fifth season of "The Ms. Pat Show," emphasizing its success and the challenges overcome to bring a multi-camera setup to Atlanta.
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The conversation shifts to Ms. Pat's personal life, particularly her marriage of 32 years. She humorously describes her relationship dynamics, mentioning that she and her husband now enjoy separate bedrooms without the need for divorce. Their playful interaction underscores a strong, enduring partnership built on mutual respect and love.
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Ms. Pat openly discusses her commitment to health and weight loss. She shares her initiative to start a personal garden, growing vegetables like beans, lettuce, and tomatoes, to support her healthier lifestyle. Her candidness about past struggles and her proactive steps toward wellness provide inspiring insights into her journey.
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A heartfelt moment arises as Ms. Pat shares the news of her daughter Ashley's engagement to a woman. She expresses her happiness and pride, reflecting on Ashley's growth and the positive changes in her personal life. Ms. Pat humorously recounts the planning mishaps during the wedding proposal trip to Belize, showcasing her resilience and dedication to her family.
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Ms. Pat shares an intense experience related to the completion of her new house amidst fears of deportation. She reveals the lengths she went to protect her household, including unconventional arrangements with her housekeeper to ensure safety during uncertain times.
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The episode is peppered with playful and teasing interactions between Ms. Pat and her co-hosts, DJ Envy and Charlamagne Tha God. Their dynamic showcases a blend of humor and camaraderie, making the conversation both entertaining and relatable.
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Looking ahead, Ms. Pat discusses her upcoming tour, highlighting sold-out shows in Virginia Beach and new dates in Cleveland and Columbus. She emphasizes the importance of the community's support in sustaining her projects and continuing to spread laughter during challenging times.
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Ms. Pat reflects on the longevity and success of her show, expressing gratitude for the support and the opportunity to tell real-life stories. She also touches upon the challenges faced by Black shows in the industry, advocating for the opportunity to conclude her show on a strong note.
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As the episode wraps up, Ms. Pat encourages listeners to support her shows and upcoming projects. The hosts continue their humorous exchange, leaving listeners with a sense of anticipation for future episodes and endeavors.
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Summary Highlights:
Ms. Pat's interview on The Breakfast Club provides a blend of humor, personal insights, and inspirational stories, making it a compelling listen for both fans and new audiences alike.