PEOPLE'S DONKEY: Caller Gives People Stealing Parking Spots In The Snow Donkey Of The Day

Summary

The Breakfast Club – "People's Donkey: Caller Gives People Stealing Parking Spots In The Snow Donkey Of The Day"

Date: January 30, 2026
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
Network: The Black Effect Podcast Network / iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of The Breakfast Club centers around the show’s popular “Donkey of the Day” segment, where listeners call in to nominate people or groups for questionable or annoying behavior. The highlight of this episode is a heated (and hilarious) debate on parking etiquette after snowstorms, focusing on people stealing parking spots others had laboriously shoveled out. Along the way, other callers chime in with their grievances, and the hosts keep the mood comedic and conversational, riffing on everything from family support to personal grooming.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. People’s Donkey Calls: Community Grievances (02:26–10:10)

• Caller: Antonio calls out DJ Envy’s Footwear & Music Choices (02:51–04:18)

  • Antonio from Spartanburg, SC, playfully nominates DJ Envy and his "morning music crew" for always wearing slides to work and repeatedly playing the same songs. DJ Envy defends his comfy footwear, with Charlamagne chiming in about South Carolina culture.
    • Quote:
      • Antonio: “Why you always gotta have on some slippers or slides or something, man? When you come into work, man, you should be more presentable…” (03:00)
      • DJ Envy: “We like to be comfortable in South Carolina… we wear slides all the time. We wear slides to the grocery store. We wear slides to the gas station.” (03:26)

• Caller: Jamal Silverback – Lack of Support from Friends and Family (04:21–06:03)

  • Jamal, entrepreneur and producer, calls out his unsupportive circle, highlighting how strangers are often more supportive than people close to you.
    • Quote:
      • Jamal: “You will find support from strangers before you find support from your own people.” (05:30)
      • Charlamagne, humorously detouring: “Do you know anybody that do vajacials, since you’re in New Jersey?” (06:03)

• Caller: Trav – Donkey of the Day for Snow Parking Spot Thieves in Philly (06:27–07:36)

  • Trav passionately calls out those in Philadelphia who snatch parking spots without digging them out post-snowfall.
    • Quote:
      • Trav: “If you didn’t dig any part of the snow, don’t be stealing people’s parking spots.” (06:52)
      • DJ Envy questions if it's truly one’s spot, sparking debate.
      • Trav: “…Once I dig it out, until the snow melt, it’s my spot.” (07:16)
      • Charlamagne: “For two months, you better claim that ass. That’s right. It’s my property. I dug it out first.” (07:25)
    • Memorable Moment: The hosts riff on the metaphor, with Envy joking about whether digging it out makes it yours, leading to raucous laughter.

• Caller: Corey – Regional Loyalty & Jess Hilarious (07:40–08:42)

  • Corey corrects Jess Hilarious on the proper regional codes and pronunciation concerning Virginia areas (757 vs. 804), eliciting a friendly back-and-forth.
    • Quote:
      • Corey: “You disrespecting the 757? Richmond ain’t part of the 757. That’s the 804.” (07:47)
      • Jess: “Sorry. I pronounce every letter in the word.” (08:23)

• Caller: Mr. Thirteen and a Half – “Beef” over Daughter (08:47–10:10)

  • Lovey (Mr. Thirteen and a Half) playfully nominates DJ Envy as Donkey of the Day for joking on-air that Lovey’s daughter wouldn't want to date a guy like him, much to his daughter's annoyance.
    • Quote:
      • Lovey: “You said… my daughter would not want to date someone like me. And she’s been in her feelings ever since… She wants a public apology and to meet you.” (09:05, 09:23)

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2. Parking Spot Debate: Who Really Owns It? (06:27–07:36)

• Highlight: Trav’s passionate argument about “saving” dug-out parking spots in snow-prone cities sparks both support and pushback, becoming the show’s central debate.
  • Trav: “Once I dig it out, until the snow melt, it’s my spot.” (07:16)
  • DJ Envy: “But it’s not your personal spot, is it? It’s just a part of it. I worked hard to dig it out.” (07:11)
  • Charlamagne: “For two months, you better claim that ass. That’s right. It’s my property. I dug it out first.” (07:25)
• Hosts’ Tone: Playful but earnest; relatable for listeners in snowy cities.

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3. Comedic Tangents: Vajacials and Personal Grooming (10:47–13:17)

• After the Donkey segment, the crew—especially Jess Hilarious—dives into a discussion about feminine hygiene, specifically dealing with ingrown hair and “vajacials.”
  • Charlamagne: “Do you know anybody that do vajacials, since you’re in New Jersey?” (06:03)
  • Jess Hilarious: “I need the steam treatment. I need y’all to go in there and get these… I need a whole makeover for the pubic area.” (12:45)
• Other Memorable Quotes:
  • DJ Envy: “She needs some maintenance on that monkey, okay?” (11:08)
  • Charlamagne: “I’ve never heard of anybody exfoliating their pubic area. I just feel like the skin down there is so thin, and I feel like that’s, like, grounds to have that itch burning.” (11:51)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “You will find support from strangers before you find support from your own people.” – DJ Envy after Jamal’s call (05:30)
• “If you didn’t dig any part of the snow, don’t be stealing people’s parking spots.” – Trav (06:52)
• “Once I dig it out, until the snow melt, it’s my spot.” – Trav (07:16)
• “For two months, you better claim that ass. That’s right. It’s my property. I dug it out first.” – Charlamagne (07:25)
• “She needs some maintenance on that monkey, okay?” – DJ Envy (11:08)
• “I’ve never heard of anybody exfoliating their pubic area. I just feel like the skin down there is so thin…” – Charlamagne (11:51)
• “I pronounced every letter in the world.” – Jess Hilarious (08:23)
• “You said… my daughter would not want to date someone like me… She wants a public apology and to meet you.” – Lovey (09:05, 09:23)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 02:26 – People's Donkey segment begins (callers start nominating).
• 04:21 – Jamal’s call on unsupportive family and friends.
• 06:27 – Trav’s call about stolen snow parking spots.
• 07:40 – Corey’s call about regional loyalty.
• 08:47 – Lovey’s call about "dating like daddy.”
• 10:47 – Hosts transition to humorous grooming/“vajacial” talk.

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Episode Tone & Style

The mood throughout is playful and energetic—true to The Breakfast Club brand—with the hosts alternating between teasing banter, real talk on everyday issues, and delivering quick-witted retorts. Topics range from hilarious personal jabs (“Why you always gotta have on some slippers?”) to relatable city-life frustrations (parking wars) and even some TMI-moments about personal upkeep—all deeply rooted in African-American urban life and humor.

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Conclusion

This episode of The Breakfast Club is a perfect slice of the show's engaging, community-focused energy: authentic listener voices, sharp-witted hosts, and real-life grievances that spark both laughter and genuine conversation. Whether it’s DJ Envy’s love of slides, Trav’s claim on snow-shoveled parking, or Jess Hilarious seeking tips for “vajacials,” the show never loses its fun, informal—and sometimes wild—tone.

Best for: Fans of The Breakfast Club’s unscripted banter; listeners in cities with snow; anyone who loves a call-in radio vibe with real laughs and real talk.

Transcript

[Host of Guaranteed Human]

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[Narrator (Betrayal Podcast)]

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[DJ Envy]

I said, I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately the mask came off.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Caller/Guest]

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[DJ Envy]

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[DJ Envy]

It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own. Remember now, that is how they choo. Call in now. 800-585-1051. Donkey of the Day for Friday, January 30th is the People's donkey. You know, we allow people to call us and give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid. So 1-800-585-1051. Who do you want to get a biggest he haw to? Good morning. Who's this?

[Caller Antonio]

This is Antonio out of Spartanburg, South Carolina. Charlemagne.

[DJ Envy]

Eight six, four. Who you want to get a biggest? He hauled to Antonio, man.

[Caller Antonio]

Hey, I want to get a bigger he hi to you and whoever behind playing the music in the morning, man. I listen to y' all every morning when I'm driving down the road to go to work. But my thing with you, why you always gotta have on some slippers or some slides or something, man? When you come into work, man, you.

[Caller/Guest]

Should be more presentable when it comes.

[Caller Antonio]

To taking the job more serious and stuff.

[DJ Envy]

Where we from? Where we from, man?

[Caller Antonio]

Yeah, we from that. I mean, where you from? The 80 with 8. 4 3. Gloria State.

[DJ Envy]

Yeah, but we like to be comfortable in South Carolina, okay? We wear slides all the time. All right? We wear slides to the grocery store. We wear slides, you know, when we just going to the gas station real quick, man. You said what?

[Caller Antonio]

You got people thinking you got bad penis.

[DJ Envy]

I do. I'm 47 years old.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What you talking about? Hey, you just got some new slides.

[Caller Antonio]

Hey, and DJ Envy, man, I know you ain't in control, but, man, it's too much music out here for us to always have to feel the same thing. I can kind of dictate what be coming on the radio.

[DJ Envy]

That is Envy. Whenever you hear the same music over and over, it's Envy. Whenever you hear something new is sim.

[Caller Antonio]

Oh, cuz he in love with the.

[DJ Envy]

G herbo to man, he love that record, man. He like. He. He got. He got to represent for his light skins, that's all.

[Caller Antonio]

Hey, but I love y', all, man.

[DJ Envy]

And.

[Caller Antonio]

And y' all keep doing y' all pa, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Love you too, babe.

[Host of Guaranteed Human]

Thank you.

[DJ Envy]

Appreciate you, Antonio. Thank you. Good morning. Who's this?

[Caller/Guest]

This Jamal Silverback From Wonderfron, N.J. jamel.

[DJ Envy]

Silverback, who you want to get a bigger Seahawk to?

[Caller/Guest]

Donkey of the Day goes to all those families and friends that surround me that don't support my movement. I'm a producer. I'm also a manager of artists. And I have two businesses. A vegan restaurant in Willingboro and a natural product store, the All Natural Corner, and La Luz Vegan. And they don't support. And I'm the front runner. And if you put your support behind me, the. The blessings is going to be an outpouring because I believe in God and that's my step forward. But if you don't support me, then we still stay in the same situation and we get nothing accomplished. So those are the donkeys of the day. Because you'd rather pay $5 or $10 to support someone that don't know you as opposed to put supporting Diani star or people like that that's making it and making their way. So the donkey of the day is the people that don't support the movement of those around them. Longevity. Be safe.

[DJ Envy]

That is true. You will find support from strangers before you find support from your own people. But put out your address man for the restaurant and tell people where they can come. We.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, we are on 12 Charleston Road, Willowborough, New Jersey, 08046. It's called the all natural corner and La Luz Vegan Cafe. And please support Diani star. D Y A N I star. She just dropped a new album called Soulless and that's what we need, support, man. If we don't support each other, how we gonna make it, man?

[DJ Envy]

Yes, sir, you right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Do you know anybody that do vajacials since you're in you in New Jersey since we talking about supporting bumps on your poom poom.

[DJ Envy]

No, it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, no. It's not about popping no bumps. I'm not about to go in there with no tweezers and get no ingrown hair Charlemagne.

[DJ Envy]

I don't know why you asking this man this, but thank you for calling, sir. I don't know why that would.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because he talking about support. People don't support. I'm looking for a black person to support to do the fajay sh.

[DJ Envy]

Who's this?

[Caller/Guest]

This Trav. What's up, y'?

[Caller Antonio]

All?

[DJ Envy]

Damn. Who you want to give you who you want to give the biggest he to, Trav?

[Caller/Guest]

Who you to some people in the city of Philadelphia who is out here stealing people parking spots knowing they didn't dig not one bit of snow. If you didn't dig any part of the snow, don't be stealing people parking spots.

[DJ Envy]

I don't know if I agree with that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't like that. No, man.

[DJ Envy]

People.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Them people work. They work hard, man. That I used to be cold people ain't got.

[Nav Green]

I went outside.

[Caller/Guest]

Hold on, hold on. I went outside with my stubborn. I dug my spot out. Two hours of back breaking work and then somebody who didn't dig anything comes and takes my spot.

[DJ Envy]

Yeah, but it's not a. It's not your personal spot, is it? It's just a part of it. I worked hard to dig it out.

[Caller/Guest]

Once I dig it out until the snow melt is my spot.

[DJ Envy]

Let me ask You a question, Trav? Think about all the men you've dug out in your life. Is that your boonky? Just because you do that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know that's right. For two months, you better claim that ass. That's right. It's my property. I dug it out first.

[Caller/Guest]

Ducky. Today goes to them, y'.

[DJ Envy]

All.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeehaw.

[DJ Envy]

Have a good day, Trap. Good morning. Who's this?

[Caller/Guest]

This is Cord. Cord, Corey.

[DJ Envy]

Corey who? You want to get the biggest y' all to Corey?

[Caller/Guest]

Man, I gotta give it to just hilarious.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn what I do.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, you disrespecting the 757? Richmond ain't part of the 757. That's the 804.

[DJ Envy]

All right, what y'. All.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What y' all is? What y' all live?

[Caller/Guest]

We just five seven out here in for.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, so Richmond is 804.

[Caller/Guest]

You said 804. Okay, not only that, but you got to learn how to pronounce the around here. It ain't north folk. It's New York.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What?

[DJ Envy]

First of all, if you calling up here telling Jess Larus how to pronounce.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Something, he say nothing about reading.

[DJ Envy]

I'm just saying pronounce. You shouldn't even take that. You shouldn't even take that person. Know that she can't pronounce anything now.

[Caller/Guest]

No folk.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right, Norfolk. All right. That's fine. I'm not from there, so I don't say it like that. Sorry. I pronounce every letter in the world.

[Caller/Guest]

He should get it too, chef, because he went to Hampton, so he should know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He. No, he should know. He should know. But my bad. I'm sorry about that. I ain't mean to group y' all in with Richmond, y'. All. 757 data 804. My bad.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, man. All right. You have a good one. All right.

[DJ Envy]

All right, my brother. Good morning. Who's this?

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, my Breakfast club family. It's Mr. Thirteen and a Half. Good morning, Canada. Good morning, Netflix.

[DJ Envy]

Lovey. What's up, brother? Who you want to get a biggest he heart to?

[Caller/Guest]

As much as I love my Breakfast Club family, I have to give it to Envy. Envy. You caused some internal beef.

[DJ Envy]

What happened?

[Caller/Guest]

You said Amy said on the air. My daughter was not on the way date somebody like me. And she's been in my ear. I want to meet Amy. Where is Amy's cloud show? I want to talk to her. My daughter loves me just like your daughters love you. So she wants a public apology. She wants to meet you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Somebody want me?

[DJ Envy]

If you're not even here right now. I don't get. I don't. Okay. I get what you're saying. So why you got to give a public apology, though?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She won't be a dj. Why she want me?

[DJ Envy]

Envy?

[Caller/Guest]

No, because Envy said on air that no one that she wouldn't. My daughter would not want to date someone like me.

[DJ Envy]

Oh.

[Caller/Guest]

And my daughter heard it, so she's been in her feelings ever since.

[DJ Envy]

Yeah. So she want to get that Envy for talking about her daddy like that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Baby, I know that's right.

[Caller/Guest]

She don't want to get it because I told his love. I told her we family, too. But, you know, my daughter's my first boy. She's like, I want to meet empty. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, she trying to step to him, I hear. I.

[Caller/Guest]

That's.

[DJ Envy]

No, no, no.

[Caller/Guest]

She's not doing that. You know, it's all love.

[DJ Envy]

Well, we appreciate you, lovey. Thank you for calling.

[Caller/Guest]

Appreciate you, Kane.

[DJ Envy]

All right, peace. Listen, we do that every Friday. Is the people's donkey. You can call us 1-800-585-1051 and give somebody the credit they deserve for. For being stupid. But also, man, I didn't mean to go at Lovey like that. I was just saying what you were saying. Love it. You definitely went at it. It's gonna be a tough one. Lovey has a. You know, you can shut up. You can shut up. Like, you don't have to say what you love. He's a long time listener. He has. That's not what she was about to say. Now I gotta say what you was gonna say.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That bad? That quick? Like, damn, we talk about his daughter.

[DJ Envy]

That quick. That quick. That's why I said it. That's why I said it. Because he seemed like he just, you know, let's.

[Nav Green]

Let's go with this.

[DJ Envy]

Shut up, man. First of all, it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's freaky, freaky, Freaky Friday. Listen, our dear sister Jess. Hilarious. Is in need this morning. She needs some maintenance on that monkey, okay? She came in and said she had acne on her vagina this morning. Pimples on the pom pom. Bumps on the box.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I was asking, who out there does the serve offer the services of giving a vajacial because you got acne on your vagina? No, because I have ingrowns. I did say acne. Thank you for correcting me, but I did not say pimple, zit, or pusk. And y' all being clowned out right now.

[DJ Envy]

Well, I've Gotten to the bottom of the situation, though. Envy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I got the world thinking I got an std, and I'm. And I didn't say nobody.

[DJ Envy]

You said you had on your vagina. Now, listen, she. She's been talking to the other women in the room, you know, Lauren LaRosa, Mimi Brown, Taylor. And, you know, they're talking about things like bush bombs. I just told you that you need to exfoliate because I get waxed, and I exfoliate after waxing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He got his little veg wax yesterday.

[DJ Envy]

Clean. His person clean. And.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, now, I've never known. I've never heard of anybody exfoliating their pubic area. I just feel like the skin down there is so thin, and I feel like that's, like, grounds to have that itch. Have that itch burning.

[DJ Envy]

But she's learned about bush bombs this morning. Yeah, fur oil. I heard her say something about. What'd you say? Sugar scrub, sugar scrub, sugar scrub.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I will talk like that. A sugar scrub.

[DJ Envy]

What I think happened? What? What? Here you go. I think that it was a little fun time happening, you know, in the last couple of days. And, you know, husband went down there and was like, damn, you got a new piercing. But it was a hard bump.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's a little prickly. That might have been the ones I scratched going over and.

[DJ Envy]

Can I ask you a question? Cause just acting like it's Valentine's week.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I gotta get together.

[DJ Envy]

My husband. Do you go to Chris? Like, you know, sometimes I get a pimple, I'd be like, babe, can you pop this? Do you go to Chris and be like, hey, can you pop. Pop this pimple for.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Pop an ingrown. You're supposed to go in there with the tweezers and get the hair. But I'm not letting him do that. I need somebody who, like, who specializes in vagacials. I need the steam treatment. I need y' all to go in there and get these. You know, I need a whole makeover for the pubic area.

[DJ Envy]

So could y' all please call up and please tell. Just hilarious how to maintain her monkey.

[Host of Guaranteed Human]

Stop making this.

[DJ Envy]

800-585-1051. If you have a bumpy box or you have a pimple, poom, poom. You got pimples on. Please call us.

[Nav Green]

I got a good one, I want.

[DJ Envy]

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[DJ Envy]

I said I need you to tell me exactly what you're doing. And immediately the mask came off.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[DJ Envy]

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[DJ Envy]

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