The 85 South Show: RELATIONSHIP ADVICE w/ Karlous and DC

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club – The 85 South Show: RELATIONSHIP ADVICE with Karlous and DC

Release Date: December 31, 2024

Introduction

In this episode of The Breakfast Club, hosted by iHeartPodcasts, Karlous Miller and DC Young Fly dive deep into the complexities of modern relationships. Titled "The 85 South Show: RELATIONSHIP ADVICE," the episode offers candid conversations, personal anecdotes, and practical advice aimed at helping listeners navigate the challenges of love, trust, and communication in today's world.

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1. Understanding Relationship Dynamics

Karlous and DC kick off the discussion by emphasizing the importance of setting personal standards and appreciating one's partner. They argue that many relationship issues stem from unrealistic expectations and a lack of appreciation for what one already has.

• Karlous Miller [07:07]: "You gotta appreciate where you at."

• DC Young Fly [07:20]: "Cause you see this illusion on your phone. You see a bit from France, but you ain't never going to France."

2. The Impact of Social Media and Modern Technology

The duo explores how social media creates unrealistic portrayals of relationships, leading individuals to feel dissatisfied with their own lives. They highlight the illusionary standards set by curated online personas, which often do not reflect real-life scenarios.

• DC Young Fly [07:20]: "We out here, social media gave us access to have an illusion of some shit that we probably would never ever have in real life."

3. Trust Issues and Infidelity

A significant portion of the conversation centers around trust within relationships. Karlous and DC discuss the reasons behind cheating, emphasizing that both men and women might stray due to unmet needs and the allure of new experiences. They stress the importance of open communication and maintaining trust to prevent infidelity.

• Karlous Miller [09:04]: "This is the thing that people don't never say."

• DC Young Fly [09:22]: "Cause they like, yeah, but damn, why that nigga ain't together 30, 40 years no more."

4. Personal Experiences and Lessons Learned

Both hosts share personal stories that have shaped their perspectives on relationships. Karlous recounts his struggles with trust and the importance of self-improvement, while DC opens up about past experiences that taught him to value honesty and loyalty.

• DC Young Fly [12:34]: "She didn't want to be taken. Put up with me. She just wanted to take you."

5. Strategies for Building Stronger Relationships

Moving forward, Karlous and DC offer actionable advice for listeners aiming to strengthen their relationships. They advocate for setting clear boundaries, fostering mutual respect, and investing time in understanding each other's needs.

• Karlous Miller [25:07]: "You gotta have some standards. I'm talking about the way that you move and operate as a man."

• DC Young Fly [30:54]: "Find how to be comfortable being uncomfortable."

6. Overcoming Complacency and Embracing Growth

The conversation shifts to personal growth and avoiding complacency in relationships. The hosts encourage continuous self-improvement and adapting to changes to maintain a healthy and fulfilling partnership.

• DC Young Fly [28:30]: "Growth is uncomfortable. I think that's what niggas don't understand."

• Karlous Miller [27:50]: "Some ain't got the chance to either pick either side. It's okay to move and make better decisions once you got better information."

7. The Role of Communication in Resolving Conflicts

Effective communication is highlighted as a cornerstone of successful relationships. Karlous and DC discuss techniques for resolving conflicts without escalating tensions, such as active listening and empathetic responses.

• DC Young Fly [19:25]: "You gotta give motherfuckers some space, right? Everybody ain't through growing up yet."

8. Navigating Modern Challenges Together

Addressing contemporary challenges like balancing careers and personal lives, the hosts emphasize teamwork and mutual support as essential elements for overcoming obstacles together.

• Karlous Miller [27:13]: "It's all about perception. You living in a certain world anyway."

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Conclusion

In "The 85 South Show: RELATIONSHIP ADVICE," Karlous Miller and DC Young Fly provide a raw and honest exploration of relationship challenges and solutions. Their blend of personal experiences, thoughtful insights, and practical advice offers valuable guidance for anyone looking to build and maintain strong, trusting, and loving relationships in the modern age.

Notable Quotes:

• Karlous Miller [07:07]: "You gotta appreciate where you at."

• DC Young Fly [07:20]: "We out here, social media gave us access to have an illusion of some shit that we probably would never ever have in real life."

• DC Young Fly [09:22]: "Cause they like, yeah, but damn, why that nigga ain't together 30, 40 years no more."

• DC Young Fly [30:54]: "Find how to be comfortable being uncomfortable."

• DC Young Fly [28:30]: "Growth is uncomfortable. I think that's what niggas don't understand."

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Note: Advertisements and non-content segments were omitted to focus solely on the core discussions and insights provided by Karlous Miller and DC Young Fly.

Transcript

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[D.C. Young Fly]

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[Carlos Miller]

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[D.C. Young Fly]

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[Carlos Miller]

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[D.C. Young Fly]

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[Carlos Miller]

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[D.C. Young Fly]

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[D.C. Young Fly]

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[Carlos Miller]

Frosty the Snowman was a hobby Shabby soul, yeah but the children know when it came to life and two eyes made out of gold.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Okay, you said who?

[Carlos Miller]

Frosty the Snowman, yo Used to sell.

[D.C. Young Fly]

A bunch of snow, yo, yo, he.

[Carlos Miller]

Was a light skinned nigga from east Atlanta. He had a whole bunch of hoes.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hey, Frosty the Snowman, that was my partner when I was sick, man shouted the doctor when I had problem. Ooh, shout at a robber Got to pull that dope over that go to Copper.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, Frost did a snow man selling snow, yo, if you posted it on the block, you already know Y'all had the chopper tuck thin pistol on the floor yo bumping Gucci made some old shit from O.

[D.C. Young Fly]

What you want, nigga? Dancer or Prancer? Got everything you want, nigga ain't no scammer. Hold up, I got Blixing. Woo. I got Vixen. Woo. You only got $5? I got Nixon.

[Carlos Miller]

Hey, come on. Rude off the red nose Spring Dear had a whole bunch of Chinese hoes.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos Miller]

And if you ever saw them, you'll be like, shit, I see you, bro. Hey, no cap Santa Claus a bitch ass nigga. No cap for the way they used to treat Rudolph. Yo, but Santa done got old as F and had to get his left foot cut off.

[D.C. Young Fly]

God damn. Talking about amputated whoop. Now he got a little when he be walk but he like, damn, you made it okay. Like now he think, ooh, okay, there go.

[Carlos Miller]

Hey, it's Christmas in the city and I just want to see a pair of Christmas tree titties.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hey, hold on.

[Carlos Miller]

You say Christmas in the city? Yeah, so let me go. Let me see them Christmas tree titties. Get stupid with it. I'm shooting some hoops up in it. I might just sleep up in it. Yo, hey, yo, she said she freaky and she wanna get real. She had that big old moose knuckle. I call her Glorilla and she like, no, I just wanna hit the Carlo Miller. I'm like, really? Shit, you silly. I had to let it chill. And then last time she did it, she said it fell.

[D.C. Young Fly]

What the fuck wrong with your beat, nigga?

[Carlos Miller]

That shit fucked up.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That nigga ain't even making that no.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, n. That was three minutes, fellow. That's all right, though.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That good.

[Carlos Miller]

No cap. No cap at all.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And I have it coming, man.

[Carlos Miller]

Give me one more. Give me one more, bruh.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Bro, we ain't got no snicker. Can't nobody bring a nigga no sugar. Oh, okay, man.

[Carlos Miller]

Give me one more. Let me see what else you got over there.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hold up, hold up. I like that loud one, though. I like that one, too. That one cool. Okay. This shit sound like you always wanna rap. Like, nigga hate on you. Always hating on me. Yeah.

[Carlos Miller]

But it always be that one rapper that come in, that nigga rapping about some shit that ain't got nothing to do with the song. Nigga trying to get his girl back.

[D.C. Young Fly]

What he say?

[Carlos Miller]

You done went through my phone, baby girl just come home. Cause you know a nigga wrong.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Oh, yeah.

[Carlos Miller]

I was out there in the streets just chasing hoes and doing shows, and I wasn't really even thinking about you. Hold up. I know I fucked up that last time. That's on me. I got a lot of changes, baby girl you need to see. And if you ever come home I never, ever do you wrong. I'm gonna spend the night all in your dome Just trying to show you I'm a better man, I got a better plan. And I'm gonna try to change your life with that wedding band. And you don't understand a nigga really trying. I'm about to clean it up. Ain't no more line rapping about some completely unrelated to the song.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I got five for my job. No cap.

[Carlos Miller]

All righty, then, Bet. Hey, man. Crazy out here in these streets.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hey, man, you better get right, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

We gotta get us a relationship podcast.

[D.C. Young Fly]

We do a relationship podcast.

[Carlos Miller]

That's all the Internet watching right now. 20 versus one on there complaining about the women they can't get.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause y'all ain't getting the right women. First of all, sometimes that's what they complain. Sitting with the right women. Your standard too high for your own self.

[Carlos Miller]

You gonna tell the niggas they standards, too. The niggas standing, too. Hey, man, D.C. you changing the game, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I ain't changing the game. We just gotta be appreciative. This go for everybody. This ain't just ain't for the niggas. This for the niggas and the women. We just gotta be appreciative of motherfuckers that we got. Because you setting standards for yourself. And guess what? Your relationship ain't really bad. Come on, now, you nitpicking instead of really loving each other. That why motherfuckers ain't together 30, 40 years no more. We out here, social media gave us access to have an illusion of some shit that we probably would never ever have in real life. That's why you putting that problem in your bedroom. Cause you see this illusion on your phone. You see a bit from France, but you ain't never going to France. Yep, you trying to bring these French. Bonjour. Oui oui. Problems, why you in the hood? Your girl work at Family Dollar. Man, Love that girl. That motherfucker went through all that. You know all them nasty nigga that be coming in the Family Dollar stealing this shit. Love that girl. Come on, man. Y'all trippin, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, saving up love like they gonna use it later on. You gotta appreciate where the fuck you at.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Why you there? You know why your girl cheat. Your girl cheat. Because first of all, some of these hoes. Hoes. So I ain't gonna act like they ain't hoes.

[Carlos Miller]

Take them out, don't factor them in, right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what I'm saying. You can't say that. I'm only speaking on the good one. You will push your girl to do some hoe ass. You see what I'm saying? And she'll end up liking the nigga. Because you know niggas would be lying just to get pussy. A would do whatever he got to do. Whatever role he got to play, he gonna play it. And he gonna fuck you, bitch.

[Carlos Miller]

This is the thing that people don't never say.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Women and men playing this little fake ass role game.

[Carlos Miller]

I think this D.C. i think women and men cheat for the same reason. Cause people like fucking.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Long as fucking is in the equation, that's it.

[Carlos Miller]

That's the only reason people cheat is.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause they like fucking gon be some shit.

[Carlos Miller]

She like to fuck as much as you like to fuck. You gotta find somebody who just okay with fucking you, right? You. Maybe you need to find somebody who's all fucked out. If your biggest fear is your woman fucking somebody else, right? Get you a woman who tired of fucking.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, you gotta get your woman that like fuck. Like to fuck like once a week type shit. That don't really.

[Carlos Miller]

Women like to fuck one person at a time. You just gotta find them. You gotta find and you gotta fuck good enough to be the nigga she only wanna fuck.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Don't give her no option.

[Carlos Miller]

Sometimes you gotta be real with yourself. You gotta be real with yourself. You ain't a. You ain't. You can't hold. You can't handle one pussy. You get a half a pussy, so she give you half a Pussy and you pay. And what she do with the other half? Ain't none of your fucking business. You not even doing the right shit with the half she giving you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's why she gave go cheat.

[Carlos Miller]

That's why she cheat now.

[D.C. Young Fly]

If you ain't got good, fuck ain't J eat her ass.

[Carlos Miller]

No, don't. That's not gonna make up for you not being able to fuck good.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Let her stop. Let her stop. Cause don't nobody just eat ass like that.

[Carlos Miller]

Cause think about it. If your girl got some whack pussy, you gonna be like, at least the head good. But the pussy stay whack.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right? You know what I'm saying? But the pussy.

[Carlos Miller]

Kinda like you can't trick a bitch into liking your dick by eating ass. That's nasty.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He be like, hey, I know I'm up. Look what I do. I bet other nigga don't do that.

[Carlos Miller]

He don't have. You don't have to do it. You already did it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what I'm saying.

[Carlos Miller]

She going right over there after you finish doing that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Damn, that's a greedy bit that, that.

[Carlos Miller]

That's how they get down that criminal. What they too. They too don't never think that they not the same way. Will pretend and laugh us and women will fake and be that he think he met and fake for some dick too.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hey, man, it's okay if your woman go off and get her look, get her a little rock star right quick. If she come back home to you, that should show you how player you is.

[Carlos Miller]

No, I don't.

[D.C. Young Fly]

She can go.

[Carlos Miller]

No, you don't. I thought you was going somewhere with that. That is. No, it don't. I don't listen.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's gonna save a lot of relationships. Cause if you scared of your girl going to off and she go. So I'm trying to alter the way you think. It's the perception of the shit. You in the house about to go crazy. I can't believe you gave that pull up.

[Carlos Miller]

What he say, fly?

[D.C. Young Fly]

I never think you gave the pull up. He needs to lose. They put the bag. Don't even know he in that screen. She like, what wrong with you? Listen, bro, she's at home, bro. Cause what, what I'm telling you, if a girl really likes somebody, she staying. What she like? She ain't coming back, gang. Now you may do some shit with. She be like, all right, I gotta go back. But she gonna finesse you with. She gonna go back over there eventually. You see what I'm saying? But if she come back after she done did some dirt and she at your career. My game. Listen, bro, that shows a little bit on your pimping my boy. You feel me? A nigga. He wasn't good enough to take her.

[Carlos Miller]

She didn't want to be taken.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No, it ain't about what you want to be.

[Carlos Miller]

She didn't want to be taken.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Put up with me. She just wanted to take you. He didn't do it good enough. I won. Yes.

[Carlos Miller]

Some niggas ain't real enough with theyself, bruh. There's some niggas out here that's women, that's in relationships. And just by them. Them is saving your relationship.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yes.

[Carlos Miller]

He don't wanna.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He don't wanna.

[Carlos Miller]

She don't. He don't require that. Like, she don't require him to be. He's just serving the purpose. It's just like when you got a good eater on the team, right? Yeah, he's an eater.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what I'm saying.

[Carlos Miller]

We're gonna something going on.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Whether either she just like fucking off or it's exciting. Born the fuck off.

[Carlos Miller]

It's exciting.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But what if you got a little bitch that don't fuck off?

[Carlos Miller]

Huh?

[D.C. Young Fly]

What if you got a little bitch that don't fuck off?

[Carlos Miller]

But that's her thing in a sense. She just as freaky as the bitch who fuck off. Cause she get off by not fucking off.

[D.C. Young Fly]

See how your perception is?

[Carlos Miller]

It's all about perception.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Motherfucker got off by not getting off, right? What the fuck?

[Carlos Miller]

It's just like.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Without buzzing the nut.

[Carlos Miller]

Nah, they get off by doing the right shit. Everybody got their own perception of this.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I see what you said. Some motherfuckers. By doing the right. Yeah, like, yeah, I'm loyal.

[Carlos Miller]

Exactly. It's just like that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Be losing their mind, bro. I'm telling you, don't go on your girl phone, bro. That's gonna be some of the most. If you ain't had a heart attack, that's the day you go catch it. Your heart gonna be. You gonna feel that. Your heart gonna be like beat, beat, beat, beat. You gonna hear that and you just gonna see some lush. It's gonna make you dig deep. Dig.

[Carlos Miller]

You did that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You'll be fine. And I'm telling you, if you.

[Carlos Miller]

If you looking for some, you gonna find.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You gonna.

[Carlos Miller]

It ain't.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It's not even put up. It's like right there, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

You don't want to do that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It's a. At the house like that. He already been thinking about it. He gonna go in the girl phone. Listen to me, bro, don't do it.

[Carlos Miller]

Some gonna do it back.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Great.

[Carlos Miller]

Is he gonna do it back?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, they do it back. They try going on now. That's okay. But if you going off the initial step. Oh my. You up.

[Carlos Miller]

What?

[D.C. Young Fly]

The initial takeoff of trying to figure out if she dirty or not.

[Carlos Miller]

That it ain't even that she dirty. It's just, you go. You gonna see some though.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It gonna be 4:00 in the morning. You like.

[Carlos Miller]

You're never looking at the same. You asked to suck that dick at three in the morning.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Three in the morning. You asked. You asked. You said you went to Waffle House. Bitch, you sucking dick.

[Carlos Miller]

You asked for some dick. You on your phone asking for dick.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I hate Waffle House at 3:00 in the morning. I said, go get.

[Carlos Miller]

Just seeing your lady in there asking for some dick. He ain't gonna like her no more.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Wait, I'm talking about. And she asking for it. And the nigga ignoring her. She just hit the question mark. She like, where you at? Why you not answering? You begging this nigga for dick.

[Carlos Miller]

She sending nudes and everything. Nigga ain't responding, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You like, man, this dick crazy. She gets in that sleep all beautiful. You like this stupid ass motherfucker.

[Carlos Miller]

What he say for?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Bitch, you begging for this and I can't even nothing. You asking me how she don't even want to. Baby, let me get a little. I'm sleepy. You don't look sleepy right here, bitch. But you is gonna hurt, bro. Just. Just don't do it, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

She's sending this nigga news you ain't never got.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You ain't never got.

[Carlos Miller]

He got videos, everything.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He got some exclusive shit.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, my God.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He got some exclusive shit. Gang, you ain't never did this for me.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, my God.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You said in the video, I ain't never did this. But you like.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, my.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hey, that nigga can't even leave. He down there sweat. He cried. He like. He just. You see that? He got his clothes half off his ass.

[Carlos Miller]

He up, baby.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He been in that 401 phone on 5%. He been in that all night. That nigga been screaming and crying.

[Carlos Miller]

He had plugged it up to the charger, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

What I. Boy, I found too much shit, bro. Listen, bro, stay at that girl home, bruh. That's like. If you gotta go on your girl. Let me tell you something. And this off of going in women throne.

[Carlos Miller]

I never do that shit again.

[D.C. Young Fly]

If you gotta do that, bro, you don't need to be with that person, bro. You don't need to be with that person, bro. Your word is law. I believe. I believe. Even if you do a dirty bitch, I believe you, baby. Hey, man, I don't want to go through that treasure, right?

[Carlos Miller]

Hell no.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's something you a real man to be like, bro, you wouldn't even want to have that on every woman that you mess with, bro, because that's gonna make you become a nigga. You ain't gonna trust nothing. You gonna move off of. You gonna be a. On my chain. You gonna be a bitch ass nigga, bro. You don't wanna be a ass nigga that don't trust women, bro. You feel me? So leave that girl phone on. Even if she put her code in front of you. You just know the code.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, you gotta. If you gonna deal with somebody, you gotta get them the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, you just trust. That's how I look at trust. Elliot, bro, you gotta. I could trust you until I can't trust you no more.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right? I'm straight.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

[Carlos Miller]

I don't care.

[D.C. Young Fly]

If it got to the point where I gotta look at your phone, I'm gonna just let you go.

[Carlos Miller]

The motherfuckers that scare me the most is people who lie about some little shit.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right? Right.

[Carlos Miller]

Sometimes you don't even have to correct them. You just be like, damn, that's crazy. Right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

And you see it. Cause they tell on theyself. They tell on themselves. If you. If you be the nigga that you is, bro, you supposed to make sure the whole situation, right? You feel what I'm saying? And if you got a good girl, bro, respect that. You feel me? Like, don't cause a problem.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Like some niggas cause the problem.

[Carlos Miller]

They are the problem.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You are the problem. You feel me? It's your job to navigate the situation. You see what I'm saying? Like, be her comforter. You dig what I'm saying? She a woman. It's all. It is what it is. But don't be the bitch nigga, too.

[Carlos Miller]

Absolutely. You gotta give motherfuckers some space, right? Everybody ain't through growing up yet.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Facts. You ain't growed up. That's what I'm like. We all still got grown up. So it like. That's what I'm saying.

[Carlos Miller]

It take a long time to mature and be like, hey, man, fuck is you doing?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Oh, shit.

[Carlos Miller]

Is this what you doing? Cause if you about. If you still out here begging for dick, I'm finna go.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I don't tell you. Come on, bro. Real talk. Like you could do that.

[Carlos Miller]

Are you better than that yet?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Don't be with me doing that shit. Let me know that you. Was that off jump. I would have let me agree to be with a begging ass who be begging for dick. Let me approve that.

[Carlos Miller]

You didn't even ask for mine. He just took it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I said you should go. Right here. Take him to bed.

[Carlos Miller]

Hey, man, they gonna. They gonna swear we bitter and hurt. But man, you. Once you deal with a variety of women, you deal with some good ones and some bad ones.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You see, I'm telling the. To take care of the right women.

[Carlos Miller]

You know what I'm saying?

[D.C. Young Fly]

So I'm.

[Carlos Miller]

I don't believe in the right. Take care of yours.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's. That's the right one.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, that's the right. You right.

[D.C. Young Fly]

See your best. That's the one you waking up with and you. And you worrying about the other bitch you want to be with. Bro, you bro. All right, go be with her then. Why you ain't with her?

[Carlos Miller]

It's something about her that you didn't want to with.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Shut up. You covered up with. I can't get to this one, cuz. This was right.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Well, let her go. I can't let her go. Why?

[Carlos Miller]

Especially if you're a nigga who done did a lot of dirty shit, you can't expect somebody to treat you right. If you a nigga to do a lot of dirty shit, you can't expect to get treated right.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Okay, speak on that. Because guess what that gonna do? He gonna put all his problems into an illusion and create a fake narrative.

[Carlos Miller]

You're not the victim.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And put it on her.

[Carlos Miller]

You're not the victim.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You're not the victim, bro. You just putting all the shit that you doing on her. You like, I know this bitch creeping out at 3:00 in the morning.

[Carlos Miller]

Cause you do it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause you out here getting pussy at 3 o'clock in the morning, acting like you going to Waffle House. Yeah, she did it as soon as she said, I watch the Waffle House at 3:00 in the morning. I want to see what you be talking about, bitch. What you mean you want to see what I be talking about? I know what I be doing, bitch. What are you doing? You feel me? Nah. Let the bitch eat at 3 o'clock in the morning at Waffle House, gang. You do it. Don't hear that no, y'all need to talk about some other. We done up a couple households tonight. That's what I be saying. Man, shut the up. You already know. But that's. That's therapy, though. They gotta hear that. You feel what I'm saying? Like, they gotta understand. Like. Nah, just cause y'all see us up here talking about. Nah, nah. We respect the ones that hold it down. And if you're a. You got to tighten up. Stop. Stop capping. Tighten up. It's your job. It's your job to tighten up. Stop being the. And acting like you were victimized.

[Carlos Miller]

You're not the victim.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Not the victim gang.

[Carlos Miller]

All the. You did some.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And she's. And she's. And listen, she's right there still with you after all that you did. Nigga, you tripping.

[Carlos Miller]

You tripping.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You better look at her like, yeah, I do. With you sh. What?

[Carlos Miller]

But it shouldn't take that for a to get right.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Come on, man. Shouldn't take three std, man.

[Carlos Miller]

That crazy.

[D.C. Young Fly]

She still there.

[Carlos Miller]

That's fucked up. I shouldn't laugh at that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You feel me talking about that girl don't love me. Come on, bro. You got her chlamydia twice, bro. She don't love you. That girl love your stupid ass with.

[Carlos Miller]

The same dick with the same nigga.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Lane, the girl did not do that.

[Carlos Miller]

I told you, man. We have a dope ass relationship podcast. We'll hold accountable for the they didn't did.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Because that's where it starts.

[Carlos Miller]

They say we don't hold our. Our brothers and friends. That's true, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

We don't go for that sucker shit, bro. Like when it's. When men talk, it's men talk. Like we know sometimes ain't shit, bro. Y'all be putting. Putting through. But if a is. Is just sometimes.

[Carlos Miller]

We always try to tell a when we know they wrong, but we don't. Sometimes you can catch a before they be wrong and be like, hey, man, don't. Don't do that, bro. Don't do that. And a nigga know he wrong. Cause he always be like, what?

[D.C. Young Fly]

What, what, what, what what? No, don't try to justify it.

[Carlos Miller]

You wrong, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Can't do wrong or wrong.

[Carlos Miller]

You wrong in hell. Don't do that, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Don't do that, bro. It gonna make the situation worse.

[Carlos Miller]

You too loud.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You feel me? You gotta also understand what we dealing with. We're dealing with women and emotion. You playing emotional, my boy, as a king. We can't run off emotions, gangster. We got to run with discipline. We Gotta run this shit to a form of all right? We know what the emotions feel like.

[Carlos Miller]

Most niggas don't have no standards, though.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But that's what I'm trying to tell you. They done created. They don't even know they standards. Your standards is in the bed with you, nigga.

[Carlos Miller]

Well. And then they don't have no morals either. When you don't have whatever you lay with.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what you just settled for and put up with.

[Carlos Miller]

You get slapped, you just start doing.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Shit you don't wanna be with that nigga you chose right before you fuck.

[Carlos Miller]

You gotta have some standards. Man. I'm talking about. And when I say standards, a lot of niggas don't know what that means. I'm talking about the way that you move and operate as a man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right?

[Carlos Miller]

You get what I'm saying, right? Sometimes you don't have to do the most obvious shit. Right? It ain't about being scared of no shit like that. But it's like, nigga, at least move with some kind of discipline or some kind of structure where you ain't just out here if you know you got something to lose, right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

My ain't doing it, bro. They just. They being. Man.

[Carlos Miller]

Well, we can't save them talking about the. The. The 30 of who might be listening to this.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But if you're a real nigga, you know, you, you. These are words of affirmation to a real.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, you can't speak at all.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You like you feel like you getting talked about. I am talking about you fault. But if you know these words of affirmation because this you be saying just sit back.

[Carlos Miller]

And that's who you talking to.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what I'm talking.

[Carlos Miller]

So you. You talking to two types of you talking to real and right. I'm talking to all the in between that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No, because ain't no in between. You either a real or a no.

[Carlos Miller]

It ain't that cut and simple. Some ain't got the chance to either pick either side.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No. Because if you do a. That's where you at. And if you're doing real, who just who understand? Cause you also understand there's out here that's by themselves. So some of these don't even know if they doing wrong or right. You see what I'm saying? So they ain't got nobody to talk to. You know, real don't. Don't talk for real. We ain't got no. We don't be buddy buddy and all that. And some of them niggas do. Who on that type of time. But real niggas who, who don't have a. What they call mentor and all that, or a father figure in their life, they don't even know if they doing wrong or right. They know it because they know they got morals, but they don't really have nothing that they're feeding off of. Where it's like, what's their instruction? Where's their guy? You see what I'm saying? So when they hear the words of affirmation, they like, okay, okay, okay, okay. I told that to myself. So I'm just trying to make sure. Okay?

[Carlos Miller]

It's that think a lot, but that's implied. You got to keep in mind people make decisions based off the information that they have. Some ain't never heard it even be divided like that, right? Like, hey, this is, this is, this might not be the right thing to do, but this the real thing to do, right? Because the real decision ain't always the right one, right? Sometimes you have to make a decision that if some gonna look like, oh, that's I will. I'm gonna do this every time. And that's why you're gonna always have the same results. It's. It's okay to move and make better decisions once you got better information. That's what growth is all about.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But that's what I'm saying. You gotta, you also gotta understand where it works in your benefit. When it comes to what you said, growth, growth, like you said, it's not a fuck nigga decision, right? You think it's a fuck nigga decision because you thinking with a mentality sometimes.

[Carlos Miller]

As a real nigger making the right decision feel like a decision too.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But. But because you on the verge of battling the growth and making a decision. So when it feel like a decision, you like, that's a decision. But then when you make the growth, you realize, damn, if I went with the mentality, I was about to put myself two, three, step back, okay?

[Carlos Miller]

Some be holding themselves to standards that don't exist.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You see what I'm saying?

[Carlos Miller]

Like, you gotta have your own.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But I grew to hold myself accountable. No, bro, you didn't put me there.

[Carlos Miller]

You gotta grow to that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I. I put myself there.

[Carlos Miller]

There you go.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You my friend. So I'm gonna get what. And I'mma always be there for you. But don't ever think you were wrong for me making the decision to come help you. Cause if you about to get jumped again, guess what I'm gonna do? We gonna get beat up again. Do you ever think That's a wrong decision. I already done made that decision. That. That's.

[Carlos Miller]

But if this our 15th time getting beat up, we gotta move with some better.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm gonna say it's your now.

[Carlos Miller]

It's people like that. And let's get the out of here.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah.

[Carlos Miller]

We together as a team. We not a good duo. We can't whoop. I would have told him, we can't whoop these, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Keep going down there with them.

[Carlos Miller]

Hey, bro, let's start running.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You got to stop talking to these crazy.

[Carlos Miller]

We done been real 15 times and we done lost 15 times.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm just saying, it's your ass. You the problem.

[Carlos Miller]

You the problem.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No, Cap.

[Carlos Miller]

I got to hold you accountable, nigga. No, cap. No Cap. I ain't helping your ass no more.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But that come from growth, bro. But you also got to understand not even telling their partners what's right, bro. You feel me? Like, I see my partners grow. Like, I see the one that want to grow, cuz. I see the one that make a decision that they never would have made a couple years ago because they knew. I. I know your mentality. You feel me? Like, look at me. I'm making decisions. I. I am making decisions that I wouldn't have made years ago. You know me. So it's like, once I see you making decisions that you would have made years ago, I'm like, that's growth right there. Because, bro, seven years ago, man, you feel like that. That. But you see why you got to do this in order for you to make it to the next step.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You see what I'm saying?

[Carlos Miller]

Some you can't cheat the game of growth.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Growth is uncomfortable. I think that's what niggas don't understand. So that's when it's wisdom and knowledge that we got to tell these that go from like you said, they don't know what's between the two. Growth is uncomfortable. So now that they know that they're uncomfortable, they're like, okay, I must be growing in some aspect. I just got to find out where I'm growing at. You feel me? Because you thinking you uncomfortable and you like, life just so crazy. Nah, bro, she your ass out. She and your ass at, bro. You uncomfortable right now because you're growing in some aspect in life.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Figure out what that is. Cause if you understand life, you're not really gonna be comfortable. It's gonna be things that's gonna make you uncomfortable. You gonna have to find how to be comfortable being uncomfortable.

[Carlos Miller]

It ain't really no way to do that. You just have to goddamn bite down and got and try to get the fuck up out of there and hope it don't last as long as the last time, right?

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[Carlos Miller]

Comfort is a cause. You can get too comfortable.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You can get comfortable at doing nothing.

[Carlos Miller]

Complacent.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You can get comfortable at doing nothing. And I said shit to my folks yesterday. I said, you know people is complacent with doing nothing. But don't understand it takes the same amount of energy to do nothing to do something. You wasting so much doing nothing that you could have did something with the energy that you wasted on doing nothing with like Doing nothing. That shit take a lot of energy. That shit is draining you to do nothing and more of nothing, so you might as well. My jacket got down, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

Eglanting that loud ass jacket, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You can hear me running? Is it still plugged up on me? You can hear me? Where is it? I think it says, oh. Cause it's down here on my nuts. You hurt my balls. But I need some old sticky tape.

[Carlos Miller]

You good? Press that hard.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I swear this ain't. This ain't pressed at first.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They even thought it was still up here. This probably dying that whole time. Like your jacket. One in my jacket. Thank you. More sticky tape. Appreciate it.

[Carlos Miller]

Hell yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hey, oh, player. That other beats you about to play, bro. Bro, the second one before you played that beat a five.

[Carlos Miller]

Christmas coming up, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You buying folk for Christmas. Hold up. Did you eat everybody Thanksgiving, bro?

[Carlos Miller]

Hell no.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I don't with this. I don't give a what a talking about, bro. I. We just gonna eat everybody food, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

Right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

And everybody can't cook in my family. I don't care. I got one family that'd be acting like they cook, man. Can't nobody cook. You see everybody come with their little plates and them love, they be having a little wrapped up. I'd be like, right, nobody eat that. They be taking that like right back. Like at the end of the night, it might be like two, three scoops out of each pan. They be like, don't nobody want to eat them bad potatoes. Hey, this dry. And you gotta be thankful. But I don't have to eat nasty food. Am I right?

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, you right.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm thankful. But I ain't gotta eat nasty food. Like, I ain't gotta like be like, oh, let me be super thankful. Like, nah, I got an option.

[Carlos Miller]

And.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I pick and choose my option.

[Carlos Miller]

Nah, man, I ain't really want to overdo it. On Thanksgiving, I had some. Some nice turkey and.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You did.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

See, it's a different. People can cook. When people can cook throw down. Like my partner hit for kick. And I want a new kid. And I ain't never want to overstay my welcome, bro, because every time I went over somebody, I always found myself like eating a lot. They like, damn, that little. That home and my little Balpano. I used to think waffles and peanut butter jelly sandwich was like luxury. I used to go to my partner house, but I used to ask my partner mama. I used to be like, excuse me, miss Connie, can you make me three peanut butter? Three peanut butter and jelly Please. Three?

[Carlos Miller]

Hell yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

One time she fed me two, and she was like, you want another one? I was like, I can get another one. She was like, hell, yeah. But I used to ask them for three every time. Cause I wasn't fixing them shit at my house. I don't know, bro. I don't know what was up with my mama. She was so militant.

[Carlos Miller]

You couldn't have three peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It wasn't that. It just. She wasn't bringing this shit home. Like, you know how. Like, you know how your folk go grocery shopping? Her grocery shopping was different. It was like snacks and viena sausages and sardines and shit. So it was like bread. It bread. But then ain't like, ain't got no peanut butter. We ain't got no jelly either. Damn, we ain't got no jelly either. I'm like, bro, what's in the cabinet? Need some sardines. One of them crackers. One of them dry egg cracker. The saltine. Saltine, Saltine. Some banana salt.

[Carlos Miller]

I still fuck up a whole sleeve of them.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I eat them bitches that shit like eating cardboard.

[Carlos Miller]

That's probably from growing up with old people.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You if you eat them right now, you hungry, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

We always had food at my house.

[D.C. Young Fly]

If you eat some saltine right now, you're hungry.

[Carlos Miller]

We always had some food at the crib.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause you eat it thinking, like, other food is gonna show up.

[Carlos Miller]

Hell no. Cause we stayed out in the country, bro. So we always had a whole bunch of food.

[D.C. Young Fly]

What? Oh, and you know, my folk went to church. So. You know that little blue can? That little blue can of cookies?

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

What are they? Crown Roy? King Roy.

[Carlos Miller]

Some shit.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It's something, Roy, with the different sets of cookies in the little plastic white.

[Carlos Miller]

You ever had them cookies? Like, not just the can, like you had them when it was new?

[D.C. Young Fly]

What? Nigga, that was. That was a church. I don't know what them cookie did to them church folk, man. Them folk walking around like that shit was like, holy cookies. N they give you that blue can muff.

[Carlos Miller]

You know some of my favorite cookies, nigga, Them cheap ass cookies. Them butter cookies. It be three rolls of them bitches for 99 cents. It's like 100 goddamn cookies.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I know what you talking about with.

[Carlos Miller]

The little circles in the middle. No peanut butter cookies, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I found out about them when I.

[Carlos Miller]

Got the chocolate chip ones too.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Them busting, busting.

[Carlos Miller]

And this shit ain't even real chocolate chips. They the same butter cookies with a little chocolate swirl on them.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But you know what I fuck with? What's the little. The little. The little.

[Carlos Miller]

What the fuck shape is that?

[D.C. Young Fly]

The cookies that like this, man. What? You can put them on your finger like rings.

[Carlos Miller]

This what I'm talking about.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I do the one.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, them bitches busting, busting, busting.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But they ain't these kids though, man. These kids got made.

[Carlos Miller]

You think so?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, they ain't got no childhood. Ain't nobody riding bikes. These kids don't even ride bikes.

[Carlos Miller]

Hell, ain't nowhere to go. It's too many motherfuckers out here snatching kids.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You think they still snatching kids?

[Carlos Miller]

Hell yeah. This is the all time high for motherfuckers stealing kids.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Damn. I remember when the white van, when we were coming up, they would just stay away from the white van. Now these crazy ass nigga. I feel like everybody crazy.

[Carlos Miller]

They ain't even using vans no more. These motherfuckers kidnap a kid. Toyota Prius. These motherfuckers crazy niggas is getting kidnapped.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And oh yeah, I did see a couple videos. These motherfuckers weird, man. If they allow us to do community justice, they should just let us have our way with them.

[Carlos Miller]

These are the same motherfuckers from the community.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They be acting. That shit is scary, bro. Let her beat him up right quick. I bet he won't snap nobody else up. Let them put them two pup on his eyes.

[Carlos Miller]

Hey, man, that's why you got to stay off the Internet. Because I watch a lot of conspiracy theories right like that. And they said a lot of them people who be coming up missing, they got some kind of special kind of blood. And for real, that why I just.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Be standing out the way.

[Carlos Miller]

I feel like everybody got a certain kind of blood type that them be looking for. I don't know.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I feel like everybody crazy. I feel like everybody can pull out their crazy at any moment. You know how you just like crazy like me in line. And then the motherfucker be like, all right, see, I'm waiting for that motherfucker. So I can be like, all right, go on that bullshit. I gotta go home. Just let me get out the door. And then you can play crazy once I leave. But I can't be in your little crazy game. Cause I gotta get home. Cause y'all need to be tripping out here.

[Carlos Miller]

If you ever come across a person, you think they having a crazy episode, just look em in the eyes and that'll tell you if they. If they eyes ain't shit there, you ain't get the fuck Away from them.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You gonna make eye contact with the crazy motherfucker. Yeah, you gonna like you. You gonna like the eyes. Me?

[Carlos Miller]

That'll tell you everything, bruh.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Fuck, I sent them made eyes.

[Carlos Miller]

You gotta look motherfuckers in the eyes, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You gotta sneak your way outta there, man. You gotta get up out of there. You gotta think about it like it's war. Y'all play Call of Duty. Oh, I just heard two, three gunshots. I gotta get up outta here. They Call of Duty. Now it Call of Duty time. Man, y'all nigga here playing. That nigga out here really tripping. He Call of Duty time, J O, N. I'm gonna put your hat on and. Oh, we finna turn up.

[Carlos Miller]

Man, you got a fuzzy hat.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Let me see your hat, J O Gotta go. Where the hell you get that hat, bro? You just camp it. First time you did the auto tune. For real. Why you ain't never gave it away?

[Carlos Miller]

He love it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Apparently ain't nobody that your lucky hat, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

We gotta bring pussy back on the show.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He talking about. Yeah, we need pussyn. He said be in that nigga with the hat on. Jaylen, you still got baby? I got you, baby.

[Carlos Miller]

Man, bring that bitch. You gotta bring the little auto tune shit back in here.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He been out playing with it himself. Talking about he created in this shit. He be lying to the hoes. You know I created this thing. Yeah. Yeah, baby.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, that nigga cool. To hell with the homie.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I want to see you mad, J.L. you get mad. I do. Well, it's my motherfucking money. Yeah. You fuck niggas. Yeah. Like, are you mad or are you singing a song? Nigga, what the fuck? Nigga crazy, right?

[Carlos Miller]

You better know that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But you from Memphis.

[Carlos Miller]

No, he not. Why you keep saying that?

[D.C. Young Fly]

He say he from Tennessee. Denmark. My bad.

[Carlos Miller]

There's more shit in Tennessee than Memphis.

[D.C. Young Fly]

My bad. That the first thing. Come on, nigga. That shit like Muscle mirror now. My bad.

[Carlos Miller]

You from Memphis.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No, my bad. Nashville gonna be next.

[Carlos Miller]

That's way on the other side.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That shit crazy, bro. They need fix the heating system in this motherfucking home. They gotta start this shit at 12:00. Why it gotta take 12 hours for this shit to heat up?

[Carlos Miller]

It's a big building.

[D.C. Young Fly]

God damn, bruh. We left the trap, but still got the trap essence in this, bruh, the.

[Carlos Miller]

Trap used to be toasty, but the.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Trap used to be warm in here. Ain't gonna cap. It was in a dangerous location, though.

[Carlos Miller]

For real?

[D.C. Young Fly]

For real. That's why? Nigga thought we were tripping every time we hit a train. That a train. Oh, yeah, man.

[Carlos Miller]

Y'all over here.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But what we had everybody over there. That the crazy part about we had folks in the hood pulled up. We had the sheriff in the hood.

[Carlos Miller]

He knew it. Yeah, back up.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Outside, we had. What's the lady name? She ain't win, though. She the only one who didn't win.

[Carlos Miller]

Stacey Ab.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, man, Stacey. Abra done came on our show and up our record. She the only politician that didn't win. Everybody won but her. I said she was gonna win, too. Cause they said they didn't like her at first. She came with her like everybody. Like me. I was like, I don't think so. I fuck with Stacy, I fuck with you. Stacy.

[Carlos Miller]

She gonna win next time.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Go, Go win, girl.

[Carlos Miller]

She gonna win next time.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Nah. You know what I'm saying? I hope she win. I fuck with her, I'm gonna run for Congress, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

Something for, like, Georgia.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Like, city council type shit. You'll do it like district. I don't want too much. Give me two streets.

[Carlos Miller]

Don't get caught up in no scandal.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm not getting caught up in no scandal. I don't even want the money. I want the money they gave everybody else. Like, don't give me my individual money. You know how they be like. Well, you know, we got a specific. No, give me the one you gave District five. Sam. Yeah, I want the collective. Don't want none individual nothing that be.

[Carlos Miller]

Getting fucked up over Crazy small, bruh.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They be thinking that them folks ain't watching. They're watching.

[Carlos Miller]

They done stole millions, but they get caught stealing $121,000, it be small shit.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Could be one investor that want to know exactly what y'all did with that money. I ain't never seen him do nothing with the money. I gave him $250,000. He never showed up. And look, I saw him on boats and yachts. It always be a boat and yacht in the box.

[Carlos Miller]

This is what I've been watching on YouTube. DC, when the motherfuckers get caught up in the scandals. I love the scandals, right? Real life, where the politicians. Sir, sir, did you steal $722,000?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Get in the car. He get in the car. I've never been a thief. They always play some breaks. You driving, too.

[Carlos Miller]

Get caught stealing money, all of a sudden, they get caught holding some papers downstairs. They always got some papers getting papers under their arms. No. No comment.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No comment.

[Carlos Miller]

No comment.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Uh, sir, excuse me. It's Been two years district attorney. I can't believe that they already get convicted. I can't believe that you stole all that money.

[Carlos Miller]

What do you have to say for yourself? I like them investigators, man, the investigative reporters.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, they sit right there and they be on them.

[Carlos Miller]

I like, I watch all that type of shit.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Like they 30 for 30.

[Carlos Miller]

When they take the car in to get the oil change and they be getting scammed. They be done put all the cameras in the car. Yeah, man, it's bad. I look for, you know, all the change. I tell you, hey, when she wiper the transmission, the. That's not true. This is actually a brand new car. And I'm Brian Roberts with investigative news. Three reports. We've been getting reports that you've been telling everybody they need more service. No comment. No comment.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No comment.

[Carlos Miller]

That be funny, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That shit crazy.

[Carlos Miller]

And when the police get in trouble by the other police.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Money, laundry. What?

[Carlos Miller]

Nah, when they be getting caught and.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They have talking about like the one who been taking money on the loan.

[Carlos Miller]

Like they be doing shit like. Like one motherfucker got caught. He was stealing money from the county. They found out, they arrested him at the end of his shift, bro. He was on his way walking to the car. This is real.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Caught his ass.

[Carlos Miller]

Caught his ass?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, bitch ass nigga. The crazy part about it, the police got an oath too. They don't like snitches. They look at you crazy. You told on a cop. I'm a cop, man. You man.

[Carlos Miller]

You got to watch some of them videos where the police get into it with the police while they at work. You know, I seen one where the sheriffs and the. And the city police went into it. They got the fighting outside the jail.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Who hit, who won the city.

[Carlos Miller]

It wasn't necessarily a winner, but they, they fought.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Okay? You know how they look at sheriffs? They look at sheriffs just like security guard. They can lock a nigga up.

[Carlos Miller]

It's the other way around, right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

In certain, certain cities, the sheriff leave. It's like the chief, but in our city, the sheriff just work at the courthouse and then the jails. That's it.

[Carlos Miller]

No. All right.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That crazy. It's crumbling, man. Are we dropping this on Christmas or is it gonna be a week from.

[Carlos Miller]

Give me some candy, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Come. What is this?

[Carlos Miller]

Is it chocolate?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hell yeah.

[Carlos Miller]

It's a old ass candy you eat.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But the great part about it is skinny. So it's been in there for a minute.

[Carlos Miller]

Some old people what, chocolate milk chocolate?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hell no, man. Ain't gonna wrong no Chocolate. My boy.

[Carlos Miller]

What is wrong with you?

[D.C. Young Fly]

My teacher dad the same. I used to be doing normal shit. I thought everybody did that.

[Carlos Miller]

Ain't no way.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I remember one time I was in class, right? I don't know. I ain't never like quietness. So, like, if. If the class got quiet, I don't know where that came from. I don't know. I just always sung everything. Always, bro. Even when I ain't tried to. That just came out. Excuse me. I'm like, excuse me, Mr. Whitfield, what's wrong with you? I ain't. I don't know, but it did crazy for us.

[Carlos Miller]

Yo, what's wrong with you, man?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Bro, then when I got my classmate with it, when they were with that, I was like, y'all like that? They were like, yeah. I was like, turn up. I better turn up a little bit. I had fun. I'm telling my problem, bro. A lot of people smoke after high school, bro. Certain things you jump off the porch early with. Like, I told my mom I was smoking at 15. So I had the privilege of smoking in front of my mama at 15. And it was not a problem.

[Carlos Miller]

That ain't a privilege.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It was a privilege.

[Carlos Miller]

I couldn't even smoke in front of George Wallace.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Now I could. All that damn cussing he was doing. Fuck. Shit. Motherfucker hit her there, hit her. I was like, man, OG with the shit we sitting here with, baby. Eight kids. Please, let's do it. Ain't genavity and ain't having it. You hear me? What?

[Carlos Miller]

George Wallace, 88, man. He around and get high on the secondhand smoke. Gonna be lost, going all around. 285, driving, slowing a. He probably still ain't made it home.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He done mention that two times. I know I stay over here, so.

[Carlos Miller]

I can't remember which one of these.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Houses is what they just said. I'm saying.

[Carlos Miller]

He on everybody. Ring camera. Nigga captured about every Ring family in the neighborhood. George, were you drunk last night? No. Why you say that, man? You came up to the house and rung the doorbell. I was on there with DC Man. They ain't got me high. I slept in the car last night. I had to wait for the son to come up. Couldn't find the house and shit. Baby girl, you sleep. Text me her address.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He thought about you came up here and run the doorbell and why that funny, bro, but you damn it here. But he probably still ain't made a hole. Boy, you know everybody ring camera. But that's funny, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

W. Hill Boy, 88, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

88. Pushing it. Still got their mind, though, man. They don't even understand how blessing that is, man. 88. And I grew up with old people, but they lose their mind early, like in they 60s. See what I'm saying? 70s be kind of coherent, but it ain't. It ain't grasping the 80s, man. Come on, man, 90s. We thankful they still living, man. But when the motherfucker be coherent and then still can give off that wisdom and working. But you gotta get y'all young niggas all that old, nigga can't tell me shit. Crazy as hell, man. Sit and ask some nigga questions all day and just listen, man. Just feed. Get that game, bro. I wish I could talk to my dad and mama in, like, at an age where I know what they saying now, and we can have a grown conversation. You see what I'm saying? I still talk to my mama, you know, she go in and out of the dimension air, Blue Moon. But it like. I know how solid my mama was. If I kept my mama at a. Like at a 54, say she was like 54. If I could have a conversation with my mama at 54 when I know she going at three jobs a day and she murking all three, and I can really have a conversation with my mom. Let me talk to my dad at. And you know, my daddy had me at 61. Let me talk to my dad at, like, 72. I take 72 right, right here. When you. You. You ain't about to retire. You probably got like three more, three, four years before you retire, before the athlete dementia really kick in. Let me talk to you when you about 72, a real conversation, man, please. These be acting like they can't add no question. Well, you better soak all that game up from your og. That's all you got. I just want to tell you the real, for real. And then it's on you to decipher what's going on. And you just gotta apply the shit in the real world. Stop acting like you smart. But you ain't smart, nigga. You ain't smart. You ain't got yourself out of nothing. You feel me? You're lucky God keeps sparing you. You ain't smart, nigga. Be acting like, man, you ain't this. Wait. Wait till the next one that you about to do, you gonna see how smart you really is. Stop playing. I'm telling you, stop playing.

[Carlos Miller]

That's why old niggas be so disappointed. You can see it in their face. Young nigga Ain't been through shit yet.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Young ain't did. Nah, I ain't even that the thing back then. Nigga would play a nigga was fucking back then. They scared of puzzling.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, a lot to be scared of, though.

[D.C. Young Fly]

These nigga virgins.

[Carlos Miller]

I'm damn near scared of pussy myself.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Why? Nigga don't say that.

[Carlos Miller]

I'm telling you, pussy out here is evil. You see a pussy, I see a hole of danger.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what a nigga at home saying right now. That's what I be saying, baby. We ain't talking to you. They don't watch you.

[Carlos Miller]

They don't watch you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

We ain't talking to you. You crazy. Them nigga be watching them. Ain't crazy. All that stupid shit.

[Carlos Miller]

That's too extreme. I wasn't talking about like that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Oh, okay. But you got some of these niggas who can't make up they mind for theyself. They slow. These niggas done. Pussy is beautiful.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, it definitely is.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Pussy is the golden ticket.

[Carlos Miller]

All that ain't worth it, though.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Pussy is the golden ticket to stress relieving. Pussy is the golden ticket to you finding your way. Pussy makes everything feel a whole lot better sometimes. Everybody got to say, hold up, just give me some pussy.

[Carlos Miller]

You better read the fine print on that pussy, right.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's all I'm saying.

[Carlos Miller]

That's all I'm saying. See?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Who's the inventor of that pussy?

[Carlos Miller]

Who the inventor.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Who's the inventor of that pussy?

[Carlos Miller]

What if it wasn't never supposed to be as good as it is? I think it's evolving.

[D.C. Young Fly]

The shit's so crazy, man. This shit's so crazy. Motherfucker.

[Carlos Miller]

I know, motherfucker.

[D.C. Young Fly]

This motherfucker that got the pullback. I gotta push on the inside. And then when you try to come out, it tells you it holds your dick and it kind of like. It's the pussy that come out. The pussy be like, don't go, ooh, but we gonna be gonna be right here, right here. Oh, what you gotta do.

[Carlos Miller]

Don't go, don't go.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You be like, ooh, it's some of that. You don't want to get. You don't want to leave. That. That what you want, you know what I'm saying? You want some of that pullback. So a lot of women ain't got that pullback. They just. They just got open doors, you know, Come on in, come on out. You feel me? In and out. You know, Come on in, come on. Ain't nobody gonna be right here Right here. You know.

[Carlos Miller]

No grip.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No grip, but, you know, got some grip. It's wetting in there. I ain't say the flow ain't wet.

[Carlos Miller]

That's grip.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I just said my dough is. Is a. You know. Somebody came and banged on it one time.

[Carlos Miller]

You know her name? Ms. Too Slippery.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You know what I'm saying? It was some of that smoke ass. I got to go take a at.

[Carlos Miller]

That up Mr. Jones. Wouldn't they smoke in the house?

[D.C. Young Fly]

That crazy. That cr. You got to be. You got. You got to steady. That's some of the best we got.

[Carlos Miller]

Gorson.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That White gave Adam Eve. He said, I got something for your free gas. You trippin.

[Carlos Miller]

You think so?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, man. Hey, man, leave that goddamn rabbit alone, man. Huh?

[Carlos Miller]

Man, that little Eve, he was fucking a rapper.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Ain't no telling, you know, When a nigga by himself, you know, Nigga can't be by themselves too long. Nigga can't be.

[Carlos Miller]

Nigga fuck the rapper.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hey, man. Nigga can't be by themselves too long. Ain't nobody down there telling what. Dude, grab the goddamn rabbit. I got you, man. Where you going?

[Carlos Miller]

I hope that nigga ain't fuck with a rabbit.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Nigga like, hey, hold up. Put that goddamn rabbit down. Lift your arm up. That's a big rabbit. That's a Mega Rabbit, okay? Put that goddamn rabbit down.

[Carlos Miller]

Nigga got caught the rabbit. I can explain.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It. Keep hopping, man. Ain't never seen nothing hop before. It's only you down there. You know? I tell you what to do. I'm telling you, bro. Means I gotta understand, bro. Listen, man. There's a way to live in this dysfunctional world, you know?

[Carlos Miller]

Which way is that?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Just gotta find a way that best suits you. That's why I'm not pushing no agenda. And I ain't saying. And I'm not forcing you to come with me. You feel what I'm saying? Everybody else is forcing and you wrong. All right. Okay. We can come to agree to disagree. Okay? But you don't have to bash me because I'm not bashing you. Because in my world, I'm comfortable and it don't really involve you. So stop involving me in your world. I just know to walk around your world. You see what I'm saying? Ain't gotta be including your facts. I'ma just walk around it. I ain't even gonna come over there and disturb that either. Got a whole nother world going on over there. Let me go over here. You feel what I'm saying?

[Carlos Miller]

That's a Hell of a philosophy. Hand me some of them paper towels, right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Where is it?

[Carlos Miller]

Right there.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Oh, hell yeah. I'm straight on this.

[Carlos Miller]

You gotta live and let live.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You see what I'm saying? That's why they say let be, because they already living in the world. Everybody got their own perception on everything. So guess what? You living in a certain world anyway. Because your perception may not be my perception. Now we may agree on certain shit. That's just where our worlds have common grounds at. You see what I'm saying? We got common grounds, but we still living in a different world.

[Carlos Miller]

That nigga cut the beat off. I was just jamming.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, I did not mean to play that. Cause you didn't hear it with that hat on. That's what we trying to tell you.

[Carlos Miller]

Stupid ass little boy Criminal back.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Anybody buying criminal gifts?

[Carlos Miller]

I was just about to say, man, what you got to buy this.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You ain't buying ain't shit do you shit over with. I gave, I gave. I'm a real old school player. We give gifts early. I gave my Christmas gifts out of that.

[Carlos Miller]

Old school player. Born in 93.

[D.C. Young Fly]

2.

[Carlos Miller]

92.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah.

[Carlos Miller]

That ain't old school.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm close to our way up to the 80s. Nah, nigga, I was three years away from the 80s. Nigga be like here two years. No, you gotta count 92, 91 and 90. Stupid ass boy. Stop playing with a nigga who do math.

[Carlos Miller]

You a old school player.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, on three years in the 90 though, right there, almost 89. He was three years away talking about he almost 89. What? I ain't gonna lie, I'm glad I was born in the 90s though.

[Carlos Miller]

Cause if you a old school player, what am I?

[D.C. Young Fly]

What year you born? 83.

[Carlos Miller]

83.

[D.C. Young Fly]

83, damn, you just like me in the other dimension, nigga.

[Carlos Miller]

I'm the precursor.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He 83, bruh. So you like a 93? A 93 nigga in the 90s.

[Carlos Miller]

You don't even know what I was doing in 93, nigga. I was. I had a whole empire of trading Nintendo tapes.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No, that's what I'm saying. That was a good. That was a good time to be alive.

[Carlos Miller]

Before I could ride my bike in 1993.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No, that's what I'm saying. That was a good time to be alive, nigga.

[Carlos Miller]

95 was when she got live. Cause you now, we was playing Sega like a motherfucker.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But this the thing though. In 95, you of age, you like 14, 15.

[Carlos Miller]

When 95 and 95, I was third. I was right? Yeah. 12, 13, about 14. Yeah. But check this out.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause you can see the Tupac and the big head. You understand that?

[Carlos Miller]

I remember when Machiavelli came out. Like I saw. We should had that. We were just looking at the album cover like this. Crazy, right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right.

[Carlos Miller]

I remember all that. Tupac got better albums that don't nobody never talked about. Like Thug Life, right? His first shit2pocalypse. Now shit go crazy, right? Oh, man, there's a lot of them. Tupac was a dope, bruh. That was dope at everything.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That why I appreciate other experience in life.

[Carlos Miller]

Like a lot of get upset at the who the best between Pac and Biggie nigga. That's. They both was the best, right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

They both did what they was supposed to do.

[Carlos Miller]

They both the best. And it ain't like you can pick one over the other. Cause they both were like. Was dope, as fuck.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right?

[Carlos Miller]

But see, Pac, he was a bigger performer, right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

That n. He knew how to sell whatever that package was. Yeah.

[Carlos Miller]

Now, it wasn't like that nigga was pretending like that nigga really meant everything.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I know that, but I'm saying he knew. Like, it came to a certain extent, like that nigga a rapper shooting the police. Y'all nigga talk about that. No, he did it.

[Carlos Miller]

He did it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He did it. I shoot at the police. No, you would. Or you think you may have. This nigga shot two police and had to look at him in court face to face.

[Carlos Miller]

But see, the dope thing about.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They stood in front of him, he was like, I'll shoot your ass again.

[Carlos Miller]

The dope thing about Tupac, though, is that nigga was a revolutionary facts, but he was too extreme. He was one of them niggas. He was like, man, we finna go over here and we can all die if we all gonna die together.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right, right, right.

[Carlos Miller]

You get what I'm saying?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right, Right.

[Carlos Miller]

He was a real activist, just like. Like Trey, right? You get like, he the one who was. If some happened, he was gonna be the rapper who showed up and didn't need no publicity. He gonna get on the news and he gonna say the. And be with the family and really be out there, like, right, right. But he really was gonna be one of them niggas who was in the city really smoking weed and running with the thugs and really had a pistol on them and really shooting out with the police.

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[Carlos Miller]

But there's a lot of who gonna say Pac wasn't gangster, right? Well, he was just pretending, right? Some of that you can't fake, okay? But then it just go to show you for the to be that good. And then for him to him to be dead. Waited for him to be dead 25 years to even speak anything ill on his name. Let you know that the was exactly what he said he was. You had the chance to say that when that was alive and you didn't. And he said you while he was.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Alive, if it was smoke, he gonna let you know it's smoking, right? He like, man, when we go in there, it's them. I'm like, God damn, Bob. When we see them, we gonna let them know it's dog life. I'm like, this is.

[Carlos Miller]

You know what else was crazy though? Hearing DMX get at me, dog, for the first time. Oh, that went crazy, bro. That went crazy, bruh. That. That's. Man, when DMX came out, that had the world on fire, bro. Like every in the world listen to dmx. Real, for real. A lot of that now is like you looking back all that old. But it's like these moments. But that's what I'm saying, like some was so good. Made a go to the mall, you had to have that. I'm talking about you could hear a song on the radio and be like, I'm finna go buy that right now. We don't got that shit no more.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what I'm saying, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

I mean, it's moments, it's more accessible. Cause you could just do it right on your phone. But that's the excitement that go with that. Going to the mall to get them J's, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right, right, right. It's a process to this, man. They don't took away the process.

[Carlos Miller]

Remember that when you walk in the Foot Locker and it's like, these so exclusive they got them. Just can't afford the right. If. If I had a time to pay that bound, I'd go back in time.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'll pay that bound, Jay.

[Carlos Miller]

One more time from Foot Locker.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'll pay that back.

[Carlos Miller]

I'd go back to, like, 93, too.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Ooh. When them admit something, them was like Louis Vuitton. Yeah, you walking in school, James. So crisp.

[Carlos Miller]

Crazy, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I remember my. I remember my sister Boss on came out.

[Carlos Miller]

The black ones was like, bro, what the. What the are those?

[D.C. Young Fly]

You got some Jordans, nigga thought they were Jordan when they wore Jordan, brother.

[Carlos Miller]

Cause everybody didn't have the black.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You not Jordan, bro. Shut your stupid ass.

[Carlos Miller]

Now the black fives.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Shit, nigga, I had my first pair of J was in the third grade. I wore them bitches all the way up to the six. It'll got to the point them bitch look like house shoes. You just my feet out the shoe.

[Carlos Miller]

But after the fives, I got the white cement threes. Oh, I couldn't wait to wear them. Them still my favorite Jordan, my favorite shoes. White semen 3. The white semen 3 is like, what made me want to get the threes was when Kadeem Hardison on Different World. That nigga had all the J's first. Different World, man. That Dwayne Wayne with the flip up glass. Everybody had them flip up glasses, nigga.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I still try to find something that.

[Carlos Miller]

Was so cool when he brought them bitches out. That nigga was one of them niggas, bruh. And he started out, he was supposed to be like, the nerd.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Uh huh. He started out being the cool.

[Carlos Miller]

And this nigga had the wine.

[D.C. Young Fly]

The wine. I'm like, why she talk like that? I love it.

[Carlos Miller]

She was a Southern belle.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Badass tried to make her. They tried to make her sound country.

[Carlos Miller]

I like. I used to like Freddie shoebags a little weird.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Mm.

[Carlos Miller]

But then you go all the way back. Marissa Tomei was on there, too. Tokyo Talk now, she was one of them ones in the early, like, 90s.

[D.C. Young Fly]

See, different world was our grownish early 90s. She. See different World was our grownish today. That Blackish, whatever that show is that they got with them going to school and shit, you feel me? But it resonated with us.

[Carlos Miller]

But see, when they dropped Different World, that made every black kid from the age of fucking probably 8 to 19 want to go to college, right? Cause this is you gotta keep in mind this is our first time seeing all these different HBCUs on all these sweaters. Like seeing a fraternity on TV for the first time. Sororities, these are just like that. That had never been done before. You get what I'm saying? Because it ain't showing. Like, black people on there struggling now. They are trying to figure out how they gonna pay tuition by working and shit. Real life shit. It probably the most accurate depiction of black college we done ever had. Right.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right.

[Carlos Miller]

For a TV show.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right?

[Carlos Miller]

And it kind of set the standard.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause they were talking about real shit on that motherfucker, man.

[Carlos Miller]

It was going through. Real was getting pregnant, getting in abusive relationship. Mr. Gaines Let wash dishes so they don't get kicked out of school and shit.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Didn't Dwayne get robbed?

[Carlos Miller]

He got caught a nigga by Dean Cain. Him and Ron got. They got in the fight at the football game. They caught the white boy spray paint nigga on the car, which was really like a real. That shit really happened at a lot of schools around that time. White people don't have that kind of racism no more, right? Everything on camera, they don't even get to. Man, I really miss spray painting niggers on cars. Yeah, we don't even burn crosses no more. The gas prices done got so damn high.

[D.C. Young Fly]

All they gotta do is put a trump stick on and be like, we got. We covered up with trump stickers. Put trump stickers. Everybody. Everybody know who you are. Yeah, give him trump sneakers.

[Carlos Miller]

And then it's like that. Then the Cosby show was the. Was before that. So this is the first time I.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Think n only seen nigga with money.

[Carlos Miller]

Nigga with money. For real. For real. George Jefferson had paper now, right? But he ain't get the flex, right? You get what I'm saying? George Jefferson had paper, right? You that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He stayed on the top floor of the condo. He had a high ride.

[Carlos Miller]

No, he had a deluxe apartment in the sky, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what I'm saying.

[Carlos Miller]

That was a nice. That was a real humble way of saying this. Got a penthouse deluxe apartment. His shit was bigger than everybody else.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause they kept coming over, by the way.

[Carlos Miller]

He kept throwing white people out. He called them honkies and crackers. And Mr. Charlie, he called him Mr. Charlie, right? Now, that was peak black man racism, right? Like in the 70s when they was calling all white men Mr. Charlie.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Where Mr. Charlie came from? Rich niggas, right?

[Carlos Miller]

Rich niggas came from.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Ain't nothing but old Mr. Charlie.

[Carlos Miller]

Mr. Charlie. George Jefferson was five'two looking white men right in the face on national TV, right? Calling them honkies and crackers and my bullshit.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He was looking up at them ass.

[Carlos Miller]

Listen here, you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You heard what I said. Get out.

[Carlos Miller]

He but it would just be unsolicited though. He like, sorry, Weezy, I just don't feel like being around no hoggies today.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No cap, no cat frame.

[Carlos Miller]

This one do as well. There's three networks, right? One of these networks let a get on there and call a white man a crab head or honky.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, and Mr. C.H.

[Carlos Miller]

And Mr. Choppy Pale Face.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm talking about in the 70s, boy.

[Carlos Miller]

Think about this shit.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm talking about this right after Martin Luther King just died. 69. 68. 69, huh?

[Carlos Miller]

Martin Luther King died at 64.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Died at 64?

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Thought he died in 68. 69. Died in 64. He did die. 64.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, it was right in the.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Somebody died at 68 sitting there.

[Carlos Miller]

It's either 64 or 65. I'm hiring. I should know. I know on my regular mind.

[D.C. Young Fly]

What okay was 68, huh?

[Carlos Miller]

It was 60. 68, okay.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Don't fly, don't let nobody deter your mind state.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, exactly.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You was right. And you was finna be wrong. Agreeing with wrongness.

[Carlos Miller]

68.

[D.C. Young Fly]

68.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, yeah, I thought it was earlier than that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause it was close to 70. That why I be trying to tell that nigga like we that shit wasn't that far back. I was born in 92, you feel me, nigga, 32 years ago.

[Carlos Miller]

You just gonna swear that? That's a long ass time ago, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm 32, nigga. Nigga, some shit happened in 92 that these young kids got to know about. Hey gang, this shit happened in 92. You know they what you call. What's the buddy they beat up Rodney King. That shit was in 92, wasn't it?

[Carlos Miller]

92 or 93, these kid don't know, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm talking about on national television, money. I'm talking about they beat him, had a field date with him. You well, you.

[Carlos Miller]

Well, they had a bombing in Atlanta in 96.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I wasn't trying to tell the E4 and E4 be acting like this shit just like this shit right around the corner game.

[Carlos Miller]

Nigga, I was here.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

[Carlos Miller]

When it happened, I was 4. I've been in Atlanta since the late 80s N. I was here before you was born.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Well, you were here three times before I was born.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, I was here before Exactly. Yeah. I've been here before you was born.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But what they call. What they used to call middle school when you was in junior high. Junior fucking high. You went to junior high school?

[Carlos Miller]

Went to junior high.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I know you did.

[Carlos Miller]

I would say the girl name, but she probably a respectable citizen. She used to suck dick for ice cream in junior high. Ice cream was 50 Cent. That's crazy.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And he don't know that I went.

[Carlos Miller]

To junior high school with. Could tell you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And he don't want to believe.

[Carlos Miller]

He might put it in the comments. Cause I've been noticing my oxford people been tuning in.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But when y'all junior high started with seven, huh?

[Carlos Miller]

Sixth, sixth, seventh, and eighth was junior high, okay?

[D.C. Young Fly]

And he don't want to believe that the girl showed me how to lick the titty in first grade. But they suck a dick at junior high school. But they suck a dick at junior high school. You see what I'm trying to tell you, man? Everybody had different.

[Carlos Miller]

No titty in the first grade. I ain't accepting that, bro. That's not valid.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I can't call the girl. Acting like you can't call the girl.

[Carlos Miller]

Cause ain't nobody have no titty in first grade for you to suck this.

[D.C. Young Fly]

What I'm trying to tell you.

[Carlos Miller]

You might have licked her chest.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It was a chest titty.

[Carlos Miller]

No, it wasn't a titty.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I ain't say titty like and titty. I'm speaking of a girl, so I'm gonna say titty. But you know, she had a chest.

[Carlos Miller]

Just stop. This is very inappropriate.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I was in the first grade.

[Carlos Miller]

No, that's too young, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I can't help that. She was fast.

[Carlos Miller]

Had babies in junior high, sixth grade, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

So you think they fast in six? The was fast and first.

[Carlos Miller]

I mean, it ain't necessarily the sixth graders. They beat himself.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That gonna jump out of the fifth grade. Be like, ooh, I'm gonna be fast. It's been fast.

[Carlos Miller]

Doing all the wild.

[D.C. Young Fly]

The girl got pregnant in the sixth grade. Let me look her 10 in the first.

[Carlos Miller]

And when you was in the sixth grade, you ain't really. No, it was the seventh and the eighth graders who was.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Listen.

[Carlos Miller]

Teaching you all the bad shit.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Okay? You hunched for a long time. What do you think hunching is, gang? Them kids in elementary school, they be hunching they ass off. We was some hunching. Leg rubbing.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah. Cause y'all seen somebody doing this.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

[Carlos Miller]

Pornography and bad influence had kids. You gonna blame it on everybody just being manish and grown. That's what we was doing.

[D.C. Young Fly]

This is gay. I got put on how we were.

[Carlos Miller]

Smart enough not to take our clothes off. Bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm talking about feel good.

[Carlos Miller]

I wish that still felt like that as adults.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You look like now you could that crazy. Get the out me, man. Get your stupid ass. Come on. They made me busting that, man. Get the out me, man. Man, I'm sensitive, man.

[Carlos Miller]

This back when you couldn't even bust a nut. You just felt different.

[D.C. Young Fly]

What is that?

[Carlos Miller]

I don't know, but we need to stop hunching.

[D.C. Young Fly]

We're hunching? Is this what you call hunching? Bro? I got taught everything, bro. I never initiated it. Never?

[Carlos Miller]

Yep.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Never. I never. I never was one of them freaky n. I got freaked.

[Carlos Miller]

Girls are the ones who initiate that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No.

[Carlos Miller]

I remember the first time I seen a pussy tripped me out.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I remember the girl put my hand. She grabbed my hand. I didn't even know where the pussy was at. I was trying to find it. I was just hitting all the runs like she said. Eh. I said, oh. That was it. Oh, that's what everybody be talking about right now.

[Carlos Miller]

That's the day everything changed.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Why you just keep getting. You just keep getting more advanced and more advanced.

[Carlos Miller]

Hell yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm Teddy.

[Carlos Miller]

That first time you see this shit, it's like everything changed. You probably would have still been playing with GI Joes had you never seen a titty before.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Fat Facts.

[Carlos Miller]

That was the most fun you have, nigga. Having some. Some motherfucking some shit. But when you done touched the coochie and sucked the titty, that's it, my boy.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You. You. You a grown man now.

[Carlos Miller]

You a little musty titty too.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Now you got to pay a bill.

[Carlos Miller]

Titty was musty as hell. Now that you looking back growing like that was a little musty titty.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It was outside all day. It was after school too. It was in the morning. It was a five o'clock titty.

[Carlos Miller]

Why am I sucking a titty behind my grandma house? Cuz the ho always live by your grandma.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Don't.

[Carlos Miller]

You used to hate going over there till you sucked that titty right there. Now you won't stay away from grandma house. You spend the night on school night and everything.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You tell her, be behind grandma house.

[Carlos Miller]

Finger bugging and sucking titties behind.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You.

[Carlos Miller]

Trying to hurry up before your little.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Sister come in behind grandma house, man.

[Carlos Miller]

Man, that's where it went down there.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They don't understand, man. You better watch.

[Carlos Miller]

Why am I Sucking a titty behind.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Better watch what they watch. Like, that's what I'm saying.

[Carlos Miller]

Like, nigga, they watch you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No, but this is what I'm saying, bro. When we was kids, the excitement. Not really the excitement. The rush that, oh, shit, we about to watch a porno. Like, we know we not supposed to be watching this shit. Like, we know we not. We know if we get caught, we might get beat up for watching this shit. This grown folk shit, gang. And we like, we glued D kid got that shit on Instagram full flesh. I'm like, bro, a nigga 8 years old can see some pussing right now. Nigga, you tripping. It's normalized, gang.

[Carlos Miller]

It's so give me some more candy.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They done desensitized this shit. Just like the process of you going to get the shoes out the mall and all that. But they done desensitized all that shit. No more expensive experience. It's going to take away experience away from y'all.

[Carlos Miller]

This I want naked enough for a young to be like, she naked. He even got to be completely naked. It ain't new. It's vulgar, though.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But it normal, though.

[Carlos Miller]

It's normal, though.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It normal, though. And then this out here, first time he seeing all this on the ground, and he got access to it, too. It ain't like they got a age restriction.

[Carlos Miller]

They know what the they looking at. Cause they send it to their other little partner.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You feel me? Hey, look at her. She finding here. Grown folk too.

[Carlos Miller]

Lying.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Then my girlfriend, then my baby.

[Carlos Miller]

Talking to the spam page like a mother.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Going crazy, thanking the whole life. You don't know who you talk to. You talk to somebody from Europe. Stupid ass nigga.

[Carlos Miller]

Freaky ass white man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Freaky ass white man. You better stop. You about to. You about to find some shit. You better stop. You playing a danger game, young nigga.

[Carlos Miller]

The spam message you be getting, my friend really likes you, but she's shy, right? Go to her page, right? What she talking about?

[D.C. Young Fly]

This is really me.

[Carlos Miller]

Go to your nephew Instagram. Look at who he following. Look who he talk to, nigga. Like grown women. I'm telling you, bro, that nigga we following. Keisha Cole, Meg, Thee, Stallion, Ice Spice, Coi Leray.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But they can see some pussy right now, bro. You know how long it was before I saw some real pussy? But we had to wait till summertime.

[Carlos Miller]

When it was like, was you behind your bathing suit.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You see the bathing suit, but at the closest thing, you might teach you some pussy.

[Carlos Miller]

You see what I'm Saying with the hat hanging out.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He's saying all that. Come on, somebody.

[Carlos Miller]

What the hell?

[D.C. Young Fly]

You ain't even seeing all that and.

[Carlos Miller]

The hat was enough. Not that I'm lying.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And you trying not to look. You trying not to look. You lying.

[Carlos Miller]

I had to ask him the. My age, bro. You see a little. Little hair on the leg? Oh, you couldn't tell the he.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, let's see. Little coochie hair.

[Carlos Miller]

That's it. No cap nigga will not get out that pool.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But you ain't. But we swimming all day. See, they swimming all day. Cause they like swimming.

[Carlos Miller]

We swim all day.

[D.C. Young Fly]

We swim all day. We want to see that pussy on that ass. We'll be up in that water. Why they still in that water? But we been feeling on each other all day. No, Captain. We came in and fell on each other.

[Carlos Miller]

I almost drowned trying to see some titties. It was this one girl. If you go under the water, she'll pull her titties out. I kept doing it. I ain't really know how to swim like that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That wasn't count going under the water.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, that was her only thing. All you had to do was look under the water and she'll do like this.

[D.C. Young Fly]

If you stay up under there long enough, she know exactly what you're doing.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah. The funny part about it is it's niggas that I know who get vouchers for this. That ain't bullshit. That's crazy. If you go under the watership.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Bro, I bet we were, like, 17, right? I went. I went with my partner to hear, like, church retreat. They went, like, on their little annual retreat, but they spent the night in, like, South Carolina. So I was like, I want to go. So now I'm a visitor. So now the pastor daughter kind of thick. You hear me? So we, like, we just so happy.

[Carlos Miller]

To get in the pool.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Nah, hell no. We get in the pool, we go in, like, the Jacuzzi part. We on there fending on each other. My partner see me, he look at me, he get out the pool, come over there in the Jacuzzi with us, just blocking, blocking, coming down like. Yo, he look dead at me. All right, bro, you lying here, bro. You know what going on, Nigga, I was dick close and getting the coochie. Boy, that shit was so funny, bro. These kids ain't got no. These experience. These. Man, I'm telling. I was 15. That why I say, bro, you gotta watch them. Tell them, at least mold em. Train them so they won't be out here. Doing no stupid shit. You feel me? Fuck that bullshit. Evening. What?

[Carlos Miller]

That's that age where you start figuring that shit out, bro. First time I got some head, I felt like the luckiest nigga in the world.

[D.C. Young Fly]

My life changed when I got some head. I felt it. I wasn't the same nigga. I wasn't the same nigga. I was not the same nigga.

[Carlos Miller]

I know.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Like, you know you wasn't the same. I'm not. And then you actually nutted. Oh, oh. You not the bruh. It's. If you the same nigga, you tripping. Like, I knew I wasn't the same. Like, I felt like a kid before I did it. And then afterwards, I knew the niggas around me wasn't even doing that type of shit. I was like, bro, you ain't never got no head, boy. Look how you. I look like, I could tell, like, your body language. My body was like this before I walked in that. After that, I was like Stephan in that, man. I was like this. I was like, hell, yeah, you chipping what I know you ain't getting done. Cause then you don't even walk like this, bro. You don't even. He talk like. You feel me? Lame. Look at that walk right here. You know pussy walking like that, right? Talk to me, bro. I swear. Hey, I felt that, bro. I felt this. That was like a drastic change. Guy was like, I was a kid and we're from all the hunches and all the being felt on. Listen, that don't matter no more. Once you cross that threshold and you.

[Carlos Miller]

Go over, they create a must.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hey, man, all that. Don't touch me if you ain't doing this. Because we over here doing this now. You hear me? Don't hunch on me.

[Carlos Miller]

Put them little mustard titties.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Come on. Put that mustard titty away. Take that titty away from you. Go over there, deal with them niggas with that shit. I'm over here with the adults, bitch. This is a grown. Well, we grown over here. Shouting, Damn, man, that shit was crazy, bro. That's why I say, bro. I'm glad. Like, my first time eating pussy was 19, so I'm glad.

[Carlos Miller]

19.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause I couldn't eat my earlier pussy. Oh, no. Putting lips on that. I don't know. Oh, no, you do that. You're the talk of the town.

[Carlos Miller]

You was down bad like that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You do that. I ain't had my first girlfriend till, like, 12th grade. Like, my first girlfriend. When I say, like my first girlfriend, ugly young man. No, I wasn't ugly. I'm talking about, like my first girlfriend that I'm actually fucking 12th grade. It's different. I'm fucking them, but they want my girlfriend. I'm fucking in the tips. Ain't nothing, but they want my girls. They were just, you know, the homies.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, you ain't getting no pussy in ninth grade.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I ain't getting nothing tonight. I ain't cap. You know how some nigga be capping like, Nah, I did. My journey started in the 10th, now 9th. I was whipping that, though. Don't get me wrong. I wasn't scared, you know, something to be scared. But I was trying. You. I thought you. Oh, my bad. I mean, you said. Yeah, man. Come on, man. See, I gotta stop listening to my partners this crazy. I gotta find somebody that's in Paris, right?

[Carlos Miller]

I definitely was in the ninth grade.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You out here tripping.

[Carlos Miller]

I thought you want me to see.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Oh, you want put it out?

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, I was in ninth grade with a condo.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Oh, you knew what you were doing.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, I was.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, you were for it.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, it was. I'm from a small town, though.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, don't blame it on the town.

[Carlos Miller]

Small town.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm from a small town.

[Carlos Miller]

No, they was ready to me. They was waiting on me to get to 90.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I ain't gonna lie it.

[Carlos Miller]

Like, I was on a scholarship. By the time I got to high school, it was already. I've been waiting on you, huh?

[D.C. Young Fly]

For real? For real. They be waiting.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, hell yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Listen, I ain't gonna lie. I'mma admit, the first time I was scared. I could have got something in the night grade. No, I could have got something in the seven. Like. For real?

[Carlos Miller]

For real.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause she looked at me, she was like. We stayed out of school and she be like. And you know how you always talk. She like, man, you gotta stop playing. Do something to you. She like, I'm gonna stay after school. I'm like, stay out of school, baby. Bitch actually stayed out of school. Ashley stayed out of school, like, but she was way more advanced, though. So I just was talking talk. I swung everything. We standing on the staff room. This shit like it was yesterday. We standing on the courtyard. And I was like, shut up. What you gonna do, man? Cause you know, we finna go home in a minute. The school's so big. It's so many spots you can go in. She like. She looked at me and said. She said, do you have a column? I could have pooed it. Stop.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I was like, oh, she dancing. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I said, okay, I gotta come up with something. Cause I ain't ready. I ain't ready. I just faked it, baby. But you dead serious. I said, I ain't got no condom. I had the condom in my pocket.

[Carlos Miller]

You scared?

[D.C. Young Fly]

I was scared, bro. I was using my coma. I had to wait three years later. I had to build up more confidence. 8, 19. I'm ready to lie.

[Carlos Miller]

You couldn't have went to junior high with us? We was acting a fool in junior high, bro.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Now, don't get me wrong. I was scared of her.

[Carlos Miller]

I remember vividly in the seventh grade. Cause we used to go to the gym after school.

[D.C. Young Fly]

This is therapy, bro. We was talking about. We're children.

[Carlos Miller]

Every day we used to go to the gym. And like, going to the gym, you had to walk through the park. And if you had some hoes that wanted to walk to the gym and they was about. That you was about to have a good day.

[D.C. Young Fly]

A good day.

[Carlos Miller]

Well, walking to the gym, that's about seven minutes. But I've seen that school you go to.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Take seven minutes. Go to the gym.

[Carlos Miller]

Not the gym.

[D.C. Young Fly]

God damn.

[Carlos Miller]

This is not the school gym. This the city gym.

[D.C. Young Fly]

So y'all leaving the school to go to the city gym? Yeah. Y'all gotta share the city gym.

[Carlos Miller]

No, it's just close to the school.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But why is y'all walking?

[Carlos Miller]

It takes. It's a shorter walk than it is a ride.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No. Everything supposed to be on one campus.

[Carlos Miller]

You don't get what I'm saying? The school got a gym on the campus.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right.

[Carlos Miller]

But the city has a city gym that we going to play ball at.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It's down the street.

[Carlos Miller]

It's down the street.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But as children. Why are y'all walking to this city gym?

[Carlos Miller]

Because the school right here. Right? The park across the street from the school. The gym down the hill from the park.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Oh, okay.

[Carlos Miller]

To make it make sense, I feel. But it was a few little duck offs.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah.

[Carlos Miller]

If you had it, you know, I understand. Yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm gonna say her name, too.

[Carlos Miller]

Don't do it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Nah. Okay.

[Carlos Miller]

Don't do it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

When I got to ninth grade, she know who she is? She was a senior.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, she was a 12th grader.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I got scared that time, too. But she was on my. She was on my head. She was like. I was like, damn, soda. Well, give me some head. Like, hey, hey, Give me some head. I was trying to evo. Like, give us a head. Like, she like, you gotta be ready. You. I Was like.

[Carlos Miller]

See when I was in dumb ass grades, I want you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

To just touch it. Like it's too much pressure.

[Carlos Miller]

Like getting some head was still kind of taboo. All the chick like didn't nobody want to be known as a dick sucker. So they used to have to sneak and suck dick. But they.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But if you got the head though, their head was more so like if you got the pussy, you got the pussy. But if you got her to get the head too.

[Carlos Miller]

Was like she liked you for real head.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They like, yeah, N. I made her put a mouth on it. They like what made her put a mouth on it. How you do that then you acting like that shit is spelled. How you do that? He was like, hey. And the crazy part about that would change my life. Cause I got the head first.

[Carlos Miller]

Yep.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I knew the was up. Oh, that's a piece of cake, baby. A piece of cake. I got the head first. I just knew what the pussy felt like. Oh, but I got the pussy that turned me up.

[Carlos Miller]

You got the head first. She wanted you to get it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Facts.

[Carlos Miller]

You gotta get pre approved for some head. Like getting a car loan.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Gotta see if your gonna go through or not.

[Carlos Miller]

Yep.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Okay. When you get your first raw?

[Carlos Miller]

Ooh, probably when I was in about now. That might have been about 10th or 11th grade. I think it was 10th grade.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's why I said 12th grade was my girlfriend. So that was my first raw. Cause you know we were hitting rumbles. I got the raw. When I be like, all right, cool, you take the motherfucker off. Cause you my girl, nigga. When that initial 23 stroke. But my eye got so goddamn big, why? But I was like, what is brand new? I was like, hey man, please. What I turned up. Oh, my savage went crazy. Guy. Me and baby was having. Well, I know your 12 grade was like mine guy. I was saying the dope about. She hear me?

[Carlos Miller]

No cow these back in Trojan days.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You hear me? What Lifestyle Me shouting lifestyle. Give me that red guy. Papa the mat. Papa the mat.

[Carlos Miller]

What? Free condoms.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Free.

[Carlos Miller]

They free this when they was in high school, you was any anytime you seen some free condoms. It was a great opportunity.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It was a great opportunity to rack up.

[Carlos Miller]

Yep.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They knew what they wanted.

[Carlos Miller]

You didn't have no income. You gotta take it, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm talking about go back and regroup. They ain't even mad if you go back up there and get some more. Matter of fact, go get some more for me and you.

[Carlos Miller]

That's how it should be though.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You feel me? Like go crazy. I Remember my nephew called me one day, he said, but they passing out rumors at the mall. Come in. Him was on the same time. He had like, nigga, they had. They passing out money. He said, nigga, you ain't gonna believe that. I like what they passing out rubbers at the mall. Pull up. I pulled up. But we had a hundred of them busy walking. We was like, well, we got some things to do.

[Carlos Miller]

No pussy and nowhere in sight.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hey, boy, we was trick or treating, boy. Early boy, July motherfucker looking at him like, why y'all. Hey, boy, listen, we some young niggas from the west side. We ain't got nothing else to do. Boy, smoke as fuck. You hear me? Testosterone was at an all time high.

[Carlos Miller]

Gang boy, running out of condoms is really humbling.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yes, yes, it is. Coming from a. Cause I ain't gonna lie. I used all them rubbers. I used em all. And it got to the point when I was getting down to the last few, I was feeling really good by myself. I was like, bro, this bag was full and we almost through. You've been doing a. You've been doing good, Councilman. You keep running the streets and saving the world like you've been doing, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, niggas ain't doing it. Like you, you know, just keep. Try to get another bag if you can, you know, find somewhere where you can get another bag.

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[D.C. Young Fly]

That's why I say, man, my. My. My man, my 17 through 22, 23.

[Carlos Miller]

You was rawing everything.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Not in raw. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Carlos Miller]

I'm trying to fuck the story up.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, I wasn't raw like you was.

[Carlos Miller]

About to say, 17 to 22, ain't nobody.

[D.C. Young Fly]

If you were my girl, if you my girl and I fuck with you, that why raw felt different. Because I didn't do it a lot early. I would hit you with a rubber, Shawn. I ain't with that. Cause I heard stories and I ain't want to be a story. You know what I'm saying?

[Carlos Miller]

You heard stories, but you think a rubber was gonna save you? Yeah, you'll still hit it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Man, I was so geeked up on drugs, I put on two rubber.

[Carlos Miller]

I ain't never did that. I ain't never did that. If you gotta fuck somebody with two rubbers, you don't trust them that much, don't fuck em. What could that even possibly feel like? Absolutely nothing.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I was geeked up at the time. At the time. At the time of that, you put.

[Carlos Miller]

On a whole another rubber on top of that?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah. Cause I was nothing fast. I was trying to stop myself from nothing fast. So I put on two and go crazy.

[Carlos Miller]

I ain't never heard of no I heard of that, but I ain't never did it. You ain't have to twice.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Nigga, why I strapped?

[Carlos Miller]

I would've just jacked off and went home.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Nah, I ain't no jacking off. I'm gonna be her head.

[Carlos Miller]

I would've just went home and jacked off two rubbers.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm gonna be her head in. You hear me? She getting this shit tonight. I'm on that mileage.

[Carlos Miller]

But if you wearing two rubbers, you pretty much certain this bitch got something, right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Nah, it ain't that. I just don't want a nut. You feel me? Like.

[Carlos Miller]

No, I don't. You don't wanna feel no pussy. You wearing too rubber?

[D.C. Young Fly]

No, I'm. See, I'm so geeked up, I was fucking. So I'm feeling the pussy. I'm geeked up.

[Carlos Miller]

You better not.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, I'm geeked. I'm just. I'm geek. I'm out my mind. That's. That's right. You feel me? I was ready to at the door like, I'm one. I'm one of them freaky niggas. Like, I was in the car like, she don't even know what she about to get into. I'm hurting already. Like, I don't need no help. You feel me? Like, I'm ready already. Like, bro, I'm ready. That why I didn't even believe that nigga couldn't get hard. I ain't understand that shit. I was like, niggas out here can't get hard. Y'all trippin'cause. But this shit on demand, you hear me? Like, I can't even wear a chirp pant. I can't wear a chirp pant, baby. I can't wear a shirt pant. I'm too freaked out. I be in church thinking about some wrong shit, Nick. Hard. I gotta get up out of here.

[Carlos Miller]

Not in the house of the Lord, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That shit is crazy, bro. This shit crazy, bro. I got a problem.

[Carlos Miller]

This lady was a big titty. Hugged me at church. My Dick got hard titty, bro. I had to put it in my pocket.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You gotta walk different, bro. You gotta walk different, bro. I'm telling you. And I realized, I was like, okay, yeah, I gotta get out of these drugs.

[Carlos Miller]

Ain't nothing wrong with having safe sex.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Facts.

[Carlos Miller]

Condoms save lives or they prevent lives.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah. Cause when you get older, just fuck somebody that you like and that you know and that you trust.

[Carlos Miller]

Now and then that means you ain't.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Gotta use no rubber. That's all.

[Carlos Miller]

I gotta do that all the time. Make sure you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what I was saying, gang. Take that motherfucker off and fuck somebody in your truck.

[Carlos Miller]

Make sure you fuck a few people that you just wanna fuck. They wanna fuck you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's it. That shit. Have fun, you know. Don't be passing that shit around. You know the type of person you is. The crazy part about it, women don't need liking rubbers. You feel me?

[Carlos Miller]

No, I'm wearing it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But you ain't clean enough to not wear no rubber. Glow game. The nigga know he ain't clean enough. He like, nah, I need to wear this. Take that off. I need to wear this, baby. I'm just trying next door. You got on two of em, huh? I'm trying to prevent you.

[Carlos Miller]

It ain't you, fellas wear a rubber. Don't be letting these women roll you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It ain't you. It's me, baby.

[Carlos Miller]

Don't be letting these women roll you, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No, man. You gotta be safe, man. There's only fuck who you gonna fuck, bro. Don't be out here doing all that crazy shit. Cause some of y'all nigga be dirty, bro. Ain't being clean, you don't clean yourself. I'm trying to double digit.

[Carlos Miller]

I'm talking to the doctor. Don't even have a primary health care.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Trying to double dip. And don't bathe. You think a baby wipe. This nigga think he wiped off a baby wiped out with a baby wipe. Now he gonna fuck another bit. Man, go bathe, gang. Go get the first PH balance up off you, so you gonna fuck up the other, you feel me? Clean the first PH balance off you then go. You know you ain't even clean the first one off you. You look down there, you see the frosty flakes. Yes, man, you dirty, gang. You dirty. You feel me? Ain't no way around it, bro. Go bad, bro. Come on, man. It's a way to live the freaky life. Just don't be the freaky man out here not giving a fuck. Be A safe freaky man, you feel me? Women like, say freaky man.

[Carlos Miller]

You know, this nigga D is speaking on behalf of a safe freaky man association.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Safe freaky man.

[Carlos Miller]

Safe freaky man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

We a safe freaky man man. You feel me? Be a safe freaky man. It's okay to be a freaky man. Be safe. Y'all niggas, they be reckless, bro. Cause we still gotta protect our women. At the end of the day. That would go back to too. Now, yeah, we all living a certain life, but from protect that woman, shawty, you feel me? They don't be out here doing shit just cause you done got her to give you some pussy and you think you got her, bro, It's a way to do this shit, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

This done turned into a sex ed class now.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause you got to. Cause at the end of the day.

[Carlos Miller]

It'S a lot of fucking sexual etiquette.

[D.C. Young Fly]

All of us came from a motherfucker. Fucking. We are products of fucking.

[Carlos Miller]

No, my parents had sex.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Oh, I don't know what my parents had. I know my daddy needed some help. He was 61.

[Carlos Miller]

They was making love.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I don't know what he did.

[Carlos Miller]

You a love child?

[D.C. Young Fly]

He just. He just put me. I only think he. He just threw me in there.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I had to find my way.

[Carlos Miller]

It was some gospel music playing while they made you that threw me in there.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He said, help me to get it, let me get it.

[Carlos Miller]

He had them. Mahalia Jackson had that horseshoe throw.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But you looked up gang.

[Carlos Miller]

But here we are.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm a blessing, bro. Cuz they even told my mom at 45, they were like, bro, first of all, you too old to have a baby. Well, it's a 50, 50 chance that you could either lose your life or, you know, some. Some may. I'm just saying she like, man, I always wanted the boy, that I'm going.

[Carlos Miller]

To go for it. You the 50. You the 50% chance that nothing happened.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's what I'm saying. So we love it, man. You know she's a blessing.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, most definitely.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's why I love that lady. Keep on going. They been trying me since birth. Been trying your boy since birth, man. He don't know nothing about me. Puss hand puss. You him n. He was black, though.

[Carlos Miller]

How you know he was?

[D.C. Young Fly]

My mama said, damn. My mama told me I was born somewhere until I actually seen my birth certificate. Bro, I was born somewhere else.

[Carlos Miller]

Where?

[D.C. Young Fly]

I was born at Georgia Baptist.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, you thought you was a Grady baby?

[D.C. Young Fly]

I thought it was a Crawford Long Baby. Oh, Georgia Baptist right there by Fort Worth. So that explains a little the craziness.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, right there. Right there, that joint.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You know that shit. They be dying. I know. And get what that shit. Yeah, they should have done. Great part about it when I got stabbed up. That is same hospital.

[Carlos Miller]

That's good they had your birth records.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, they definitely did have my birth record. And the crazy part about it is the doctor was so good. The surgery department over there was so good, they don't get him no credit. Excuse me. I went through pretty. Like, it was decent, bro. How they treated me over there, bro. Like I didn't feel like I was going through something. Even though I knew I was going through something. My surgery went great. The goddamn. The way the nigga cut, like, don't even. Can't even really see the scar because the nigga sewed me up so good. I'm like, bro, you. You done did that before. And by them recouping, like, when I was going through my recuperation stages, the nurses and they were just on me like, hey, man, you gonna be all right. Shawn. Like, you up. Like, they wouldn't come to the street. But your personality, we like your personality. A lot of people don't be like this in here. They be down and shit.

[Carlos Miller]

Damn.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Like, you up. You just got out of surgery. You got 27 stitches and you up. It's gonna be all right.

[Carlos Miller]

You had 27 altogether?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, 27. I had seven over here, 10 over here, five in my head, seven me in my back.

[Carlos Miller]

God damn.

[D.C. Young Fly]

My partner had a hunter. You had to go the wrong way, the wrong way down here. My other partner had some on his head. They're right here.

[Carlos Miller]

God damn. Y'all was fighting some Jamaicans.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Motherfuck crazy. They really was some kids. I won't underestimate nobody. I'm like, listen, man, be respectful. But if you know what come with it, you can't cry about it. You feel me? That was one of the situation where I had, like, I went back early when I was like, bro, you. I'm not blaming you for me getting stabbed. You my friend that needed my help. That was Ajax so happened that come with that shit. But I'm man enough to be like, hey, bro, I do that shit again, bro. Like this one, no facade. It wasn't no, like, oh, what the fuck? Like, I know what come with this shit. It just so happened I had an experience the other side of the shit where I'm like, okay, this the part of the shit that don't nobody Talk about everybody always win. But what about when you lose? Do you know how to win even when you lose?

[Carlos Miller]

This is how old I am. I'm sitting here thinking, like, damn, how much did that cost? That had to be a hell of a bill.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And that the crazy part about it, they expect the to pay for this. I mean, they got paid for it already. But I'm saying at that time, when they had it, you gotta go to surgery tomorrow. And then they wake up, you got a $19,000 bill. Like, you can take these stitches out of me. Yeah, I don't know how much that guy would take that shit out.

[Carlos Miller]

The fuck y'all stitch me up.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Don't stitch me up with that shit. You ain't got nothing cheaper. Y'all, what the fuck is this?

[Carlos Miller]

They glue my shit back.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Well, whatever you do, boy, give me some adhesive. I sit still for. We straight. Y'all tripping, bro. But that showed the other part of the game where it was like, the healthcare game. Yeah, Like, a lot of people don't understand that healthcare game. You know that ambulance ride, That's a thousand dollar boy. Every time they come get you, huh? When you hear that, That's a. That say they count that money. That's a thousand dollar ride. That was the first Uber.

[Carlos Miller]

You know what's crazy? Like, a lot of people been taking Uber to the hospital instead of the ambulance anyway, I don't blame them.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Uber gonna get that cookie anyway.

[Carlos Miller]

And it cheaper, a lot cheaper. Cheaper than $33?

[D.C. Young Fly]

You gotta keep your mouth closed and just tell them, hurry up, I need to get that up. That was my first time ever being rushed to the hospital. When I got rushed, it was a 20 minute ride. And then when we got there, it was just all surreal. It was just like, you just got to go through the motion of this, like, getting rushed to the hospital. They talking about they serious you.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, st.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Still. Oh, my goodness. He's losing too much blood. You trying to get up. They pushing you back down. You like, they get off me. Then you get to the hospital, they track you to the emergency room. Don't talk about the other emergency room. Like, right before we had surgery, like, done died in their room. You feel me?

[Carlos Miller]

You know, you. You up when you get to the hospital, and they were like, yeah, take your clothes off.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah.

[Carlos Miller]

If you had to get naked, you finna be in.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You gotta go in there. You gotta go in that little room. Like the room where you. Hey, man, this the room where we put motherfuckers in with this shit. Severe like, you can't be out there with them. You gotta come in the back and go into that little big old square room. So it be my partner. We all in the motherfucker. They working on our ass like it's five, six nurses on him. Five, six nurses on me. They cutting the shirts open and shit. They get all we need to patch this up and wrap this. I'm just sitting there. I'm just like. First thing come to my mind, sweating everything. I tell the white nurse, I said, hey, take a picture of this shit. She said, what? I said, I ain't gonna be able to explain this shit to nobody. Like, I'm looking at my hand. Open this shit. Open this shit cut up. I'm like, look. Only thing, I ain't taking pictures over my back. I don't even know how that shit look. But I felt. Cause I ain't know I was stabbed back there. Cause I had my. The shirt was on the wound. So when the shirt came off the wound, all the out went through my. Through the wound. So I was like, oh, shit, what that is back there? I said, hey, look. Hey, look back here. She lifted it up. She was like, oh, ooh, that's ugly. We gotta patch this up now. So that was an inch away from my lungs.

[Carlos Miller]

Damn.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You see what I'm saying? So when I asked the nurse, I was like, hey, take a picture of this shit. She be like, I'm not supposed to say this, but that's kind of sexy that you want me to take pictures of your wounds right now. You know what I'm saying? I'm just like, nah, I ain't gonna be able to explain this shit to nobody. So I was like, take a picture of this. She took a picture of this in my head. So when y'all see the pictures of my hand and shit, it was a real moment, real life.

[Carlos Miller]

That shit was fucked up.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm talking about. It was so fucked up where I just had to. It was never a moment where I'm in there, like, panicking on some shit. Like, I was literally just sitting there taking it all in. Like, damn, bro, this. That how they doing it. I'm like, bro, this shit is what you look at on World Star, my nigga.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah. Adrenaline still pumped too much.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It's too much. Like, you can't. I'm like, you can't fake this. And then now once I realize what's going on in my head, and I'm like, oh, my partner, he had to be rushed in the helicopter. So now I'm like, I'm alive. I'm already at the hospital. I'm just like, where he at? What going on with him? I ain't gonna know until I talk to somebody over there or tomorrow. So that's what's going on. Is he alive? Cause I just saw what happened to him on the scene. You feel me? So you know when you've been through real life experiences, like, you know what comey is that shit where like, hey, buddy, you done won before. You know what? You gonna. You. You either gonna put somebody through that or you gonna be like. Or you gonna do that. Are you ready? Are you prepared? Are you gonna blame somebody? Are you gonna man up? You gonna take it on the chin turn? I finna turn up. But that was the same year I got famous and started doing the Vines. So I got stabbed earlier that year in July. I started doing the Vines in November. So in some of them, early, from November to all the way, like February and shit like that, I couldn't move my hand. You'll never see my earlier videos. You'll never see my left hand. You'll always see me posting, but you'll never see me move your hand. The bitch couldn't work. It couldn't move.

[Carlos Miller]

Damn.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You see what I'm saying? Like, I couldn't even record with my left hand. Now I can record with my left hand. But my first year and a half, I couldn't even record with my left hand. I can only record with my right hand. So you'll never see my left hand.

[Carlos Miller]

Damn.

[D.C. Young Fly]

So you know when you. Oh, I'm super grateful. I know what come with this shit. I done had my experiences. You feel me? Some niggas might got worse experience. This nigga right now be like, man, I got shot nine times. Hey, cool, buddy. But we went through the same process. You know what that shit feel like? You feel what I'm saying? That shit don't mean nothing. Did you learn from it? You feel me? It's the same bed, bro. It's the same morphine. It's the same machine that breathe for you, breathe for me. You feel what I'm saying? What you learn from it, boy? All right, man, don't be no fool.

[Carlos Miller]

Hey, man, a near death experience changed everything.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It better. It better if it don't. You gonna get your lesson, though. Yeah, but I was finna turn up, though. Cause I knew what came with that shit. I said, damn, I gotta be a little bit more savage. I gotta be a little bit more aggressive. I can't let that Shit happen no more. I said if I was just a tad bit aggressive. Cause we was aggressive. Just not aggressive enough.

[Carlos Miller]

Shit, y'all ain't bring no shit.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I mean, yeah, we was just tripping. We out there thinking we about to have some fun, and it ain't work like that. You know what I'm saying? You think you better go out there, what's up? Like, oh, boy, stop that shit. Was like, that changed. That changed like this.

[Carlos Miller]

So all them had knives, huh?

[D.C. Young Fly]

All they had some knives.

[Carlos Miller]

Damn.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That came out of nowhere. I ain't know I was getting stabbed up. I didn't even know I was stabbed up. I just knew I was losing blood and I was losing energy. Like, you know how you. Like, before you know it, it was just like, what's up? Like, you feel me? Like, I can't see you for real. Cause when he hit me in the head, I got hit in the head with a pole. So after he. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. It wasn't like. Like, he was just on top of my head. Like, it was like I was fighting. He was like. And more punk shapes. When he hit me, I heard it. But when they say all the. The blood hit me. Now, if you ever in a fight, bro, I done been in plenty of fight. I done had, like, my lip busted from the inside. But, like, you don't know. You know what I'm saying? Like a hit me, and you know what I'm saying? I kind of, like, bit my lip. Like, you don't know that. Like, when you see a get punched, you see the nose coming like, blood come out here. No, you're like, oh, he loses. You know what I'm saying? You see blood, you. You losing, man. When that blood touched my goddamn nose, bro, I instantly got like, you know. How you know? It's like we entered another level of the fight. Now it's like, you got me bleeding, nigga. Oh. And now it's like. It's. It's like, we're de. Let's go. Like, ah, we here now. So it's like, ah, how's that, nigga? I'm like, they got me bleeding, got me up. Let do it, cuz. Now it's like we were fighting, but now we ain't fighting no more. It's like, let rock. But when that a cut, bro, that was coming out so f. Bro, I can't see the. So I'm spitting the blood out, but I don't know. It's my head. I thought the split my. I thought you spit all this Shit, Because I don't know where the blood come from. So I'm like, me up, bro. That was going on in my head. I'm like, this got me up, bro. He got my whole up right now, bro. I don't know where the blood coming from. I can't see blood. And I'm like, bro, I need help over here. Whatever going on, this shit going down over here for a bro. So I'm like, fuck, right? So I'm just standing quiet. I don't even care about all this shit going on in my head. I'm like, he got me down bad, bro. I'm losing, like, strength. So now in my head, I'm like, damn, bro, I'm really losing now. Like, damn, that bitch ain't going. How I'm playing it, so. But I'm trying to pick my pants up, but I can't grab my pants. I can only do like this. But I don't even know. I'm stabbed in their hand and in hand already. That's why I ain't got that upper motion. So I'm trying to grab my pants, but I can't grab my pants. So in my head I'm like, bro, I'm losing. He got me bleeding. And then the nigga Slick got me paralyzed. I can't grab myself. I'm finna go like, I don't know about y'all, but I'm finna get the fuck up out of here. I gotta figure this out for me. Now, we came together, but me, individually, I'm getting up over here, so I gotta go. So I get up out of there, though.

[Carlos Miller]

You picked the wrong nigga to fight.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I gotta go. Go on. I'm running in the folks. I'm like, that part away from these people.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, you picked the wrong to fight, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

All I hear is, damn, Little John, look at your hand. I seen this one. I kind of got a. Got a glimpse at this one, and that was kind of open, like, hot knee. I was like, oh, what the.

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[D.C. Young Fly]

Oh, they was talking about this hand. They like, john, look at your hands. I don't. Kind of like, got some of the blood out of my hand. Look at this bit, bro. When I look at that bit, I immediately had to sit down. I was just like, oh, damn. What the. I don't even know what I just looked at. That ain't my hand. Give me another hand. Let me see somebody else hand, people. Oh, man.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, my God, bro. This funny as a. Oh.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You sink. Hold everything. Oh, I don't Even know store.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, my goodness.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Oh, we still got the B.O. though.

[Carlos Miller]

Don't.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Oh, we ain't got the bo.

[Carlos Miller]

What we doing, boy? This said. No, this ain't my hand. Hey, show me somebody else hand. I seen it. You posted it a couple times. Usually when around the time that it happened, boy. That was up, boy.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Let me tell you something. Who got stabbed with us, man? We load jump right back into the story. Y got me up, cuz. We still won't. Even though we lost that battle. We won the war. Am I good?

[Carlos Miller]

All right, quickly, you gotta put the mic back on.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I sworn everything though. So let me tell you now. The story get deep. So when I hear folks say ah. I go back outside. Cause I'm thinking they tripping. Cause of me. I see my partner staggering. He like this, you feel me? He hit the ground. So I'm like, well, I know they ain't got into. You know, I'm turned. I'm like, I know they ain't nothing. What are we doing? What we doing? He on the ground grassing for him, bro. He like, did that nigga just say for like nine seconds, and then he come at. But that was quiet. I ever seen Earth Greek, like, ever seen. You know what I'm saying? Like, everybody was just like tuned in and it was like everybody had to share that experience right there in that moment. You feel what I'm saying? And they were like, damn, I told why my partner died. Come back, you see what I'm saying? We all get rushed to the hospital. Make a long story short, he ended com for like four days. Four, five days. I see this nigga plugged up to so much shit, bro. He plugged up to soap. You ever looked into somebody hospital room, you see them in the bed? What is so much shit that's in the room that's plugged up, that's cross all through that tubes and shit. It's tubes and lines and shit. And it's just like, bro, I remember us going down here, bro. Like, I remember the moment of us going down there. You feel me? Like, all that playing through my head, like, okay, he called me, we went down there. I'm just like, look at the outcome, bro. But we got the ass end of the stick. We don't even know if he gonna make it. You see what I'm saying? He just so happened. God saved his life. He get out the coma, he gotta be in the hospital for 30 days, you know, recuperating shit. But we learned from that shit, though. Like, we learned that not to be playing. And we weren't even playing in. Like, we was dead serious. And we ain't even taking it. Like. Like, yeah, we got stabbed. N. You know why we got stabbed on y'all at. Yeah. And we was on that. And get with it. We still on there. Like, it didn't do nothing. It just. It made us more smarter to be like, bro, stop playing with people. If you just not gonna go on in. Is you gonna take it now? Oh, you. You coming out here to do this. You coming out here to do this. But you need to be ready to do something else after this too, though. Because if everybody ain't trying to do this. See what I'm saying? Like, yeah, go and get that out the way. But if you're gonna get that out the way, you need to go ahead and get this out the way to a magnitude of they can't put you somewhere else. Boy, I done been in a situation, man. Listen, bro, I said, knew we was gonna go whoop they ass. I knew it. I told my nephew. I said, hey, fool, I'm gonna be right back. I called that nigga. I tell that nigga. I said, hey, bro, I'm about to send you a picture. And they called me back. He said, God damn, man. What the fuck happened to you, man? I said, bro, listen, bro, straight, bruh. Just. I gotta get surgery in the morning, but don't tell nobody. I get out of surgery. My whole family in my room. I'm like, man, your ass can't hold no motherfuckin water, man. He talking about, man, they yelled it out of me. I said, you ain't even get beat out of it. They yelled it out. You normally get it beat out of. They yelled it out of you. People like, bro, you had me nervous, bro. I had to tell somebody. What the you at, bro? You see your hand, bro, I can't keep that to myself. I like you right, bro. You feel me? But look, we straight, though. But I promise you, though, bro, I was going to turn into a crazy, like, even turn up more savage. I like, do this. We steal direction over here. Boom. Go crazy. That why I'm so. I'm super grateful that he gave me a different route. So I'm paralyzed like, 58, 60.

[Carlos Miller]

Just made up enough.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Nah, for real. Cause the both of these emotions, they gone nerve damage in both of these hands all the way down here. You know, that's it. But get with it. I got my hand. You feel me? Like, I can't do that.

[Carlos Miller]

Damn.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That ain't Going no more as far as it go. That's it. Guess what? We got this on. God still punch your ass, nigga. You talking about don't care.

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[D.C. Young Fly]

But nah, bro. When I got out of the hospital, ain't gonna lie, everybody had a little moments. And because you like damn. You know what I'm saying? She is. I saw a with no hand coming out the grocery store with a love and he had three bags of groceries on that. I said I would. How do I look? Complaining just because I can't do the number one. And this got a nug with three bags of groceries. I'm not fitting to complain, gang. He probably wish he had fingers.

[Carlos Miller]

He probably don't. Cause he done knocked the out of somebody with that nub before.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That ain't number bone game.

[Carlos Miller]

That's what I'm saying, bro. You got no hand. You just got a wrist, nigga. Get to talking crazy if you want to.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You cloth line hell out of there.

[Carlos Miller]

Disconnect your with that. With that wrist.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You better hit him right though. They number wrist.

[Carlos Miller]

Oh, that's broke.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Rib on wrist. Bone ribbone. They hear rap name Rib on wrist is in the house. R is in the house. Time that that's stupid, bro. No cap bro. Duh bro. That's crazy, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

Know it. I ain't going to say that.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's stupid.

[Carlos Miller]

You know he did it. He did it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He did it.

[Carlos Miller]

He did it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He did it. Did it.

[Carlos Miller]

He did it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He did it.

[Carlos Miller]

The did it. He did it before.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He'S doing. I'll be thankful. But stay prayed up, bro. Take your experiences in your life experiences and lessons. My don't look at them as like accolades. My. Because that ain't accolades. The experiences and lessons learn from them now they are remembrance of the that you are capable of doing. They don't define you, especially if you ain't learned from it. If this define your your aggressiveness and you like, yeah, but you lost. They got the upper hand. So what that mean you will lose again. I ain't trying to lose again.

[Carlos Miller]

Damn.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's why we gonna stay winning. Stay prayed up. You did.

[Carlos Miller]

That's a hell of a story, nigga.

[D.C. Young Fly]

No, cap boy, 2013 was a hell of a year. Okay? I Guess I get stabbed. And my dad had died on Christmas Eve.

[Carlos Miller]

Damn.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Now I'm doing the company at this point, too. So my dad died. That was just like a test where we're gonna be like, is you gonna do it? Is you gonna use your dad as an excuse to jump right back into the street? I was so ready. I was like, man, I'm gonna keep doing this. At this point, I ain't had nothing else to do. You see what I'm saying? So I was like, all right, I'm gonna just keep doing this shit. I guess I could easily use that as an excuse to be like, man, this funny. I would have missed out on all this, bro. I would have missed out on all this. Y'all don't need no DC on fly. As a comedian, I probably would have made it with rapping, probably. But this came out, and that moved the music away. Y'all hear the music. I can still do that. But this happened so fast, man. This is what I was supposed to be doing. God made me to do that. And when I did that, I'm just trying to be successful, long as I was unsuccessful. So I already did the math. At 43, I beat my number. I'm trying to. I'm 32. I got. I got. I got gold. I'm trying to hit 43 to beating out and did 22 years. 22 years of beating the 21 years. That was just crazy.

[Carlos Miller]

Well, listen, hip champ. I've been doing it for 19 years. It's gonna happen.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yes, sir.

[Carlos Miller]

Cause I remember the night I went to the comedy thing, and that was 19 years ago. Huh? My. My youngest son, he's 16, but I've been doing it 19 because we went down there. They was doing open mic.

[D.C. Young Fly]

So you embarking on your year, but.

[Carlos Miller]

It wasn't no open mic. Oh, hell, yeah. I did so much with the comedy, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right. So you embarking on your year.

[Carlos Miller]

I started doing Common when I was 22. 22 years.

[D.C. Young Fly]

So you don't pass? No, you almost.

[Carlos Miller]

I'm almost there. Almost.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It feel good, though. But that's longevity, though. It like 19 years of a different life.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, man. That's the whole month. Damn. Damn near 20 years.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You see what I'm saying?

[Carlos Miller]

And that's what I'm saying. I'm glad that I got to do it. I'm glad I started doing comedy at 22.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right.

[Carlos Miller]

Especially with, like, taking it serious at 22.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right.

[Carlos Miller]

Because it set the foundation up and got all the bullshit out the way. Cause I spent my whole twenties just focused on doing comedy. And I ain't really. I ain't. You know, I ain't. I ain't do nothing crazy enough to fuck my life up. But it was a hard. I like, I literally had to do that shit all by myself, though. Struggling figuring out shit. Just putting. Putting plays together. Cause the first time I got on tv, I quit a job. I was like, nigga, I can't be on TV and at work at the same time, right? If I'm good enough to be on tv, I could just be on fucking tv, right? And that'll be my job. But then it's just like it work. Ain't work like that now. You gotta really try to get up every day, make some calls, find a show somewhere, even if it ain't the day, just to fill in the holes.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right, right, right.

[Carlos Miller]

Man, I done did so much wild. I done had shows where we drove from Atlanta to Michigan and back in a car.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I gotta go get the money, man.

[Carlos Miller]

In a car. I gotta go get it in a car.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I know 10 hours, boy. Do anything for some money, boy. Not anything, but if it's. If it makes sense in a car. Where we going? That's how we gotta get to.

[Carlos Miller]

You gotta ride with a. That's.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You only know that gonna make it 10 hours.

[Carlos Miller]

What if you don't like the music they like?

[D.C. Young Fly]

It's a lot of.

[Carlos Miller]

What if they don't have to pee when you have to pee, right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

These real life problem.

[Carlos Miller]

N you don't want to get out and get. We got to order. I'm not your child. I'm not f to put my order on your order.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hey, you, you.

[Carlos Miller]

Can we get a separate bag?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Can. Hey, tell them two order. You hate order cuz you don't want to seem like you doing the more.

[Carlos Miller]

Hey, bro, when you going to stop again?

[D.C. Young Fly]

E hungry.

[Carlos Miller]

Who the told you to bring your girlfriend? And she ugly.

[D.C. Young Fly]

She her brother. I smell it from the back.

[Carlos Miller]

She ugly.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Why do I smell your bro from the back?

[Carlos Miller]

See, I hate this your car. And we got a ride back.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They going to take my clothes smell like your car.

[Carlos Miller]

The check engine light on this better ask me for some money.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And you do this all the time. He tried to take my whole check. Come on, bro. That's what I'm saying, bro. I respect the game because I did had to go out there for like a year and a half and work on this bro. But I also had like y'all that with me. Cause I ain't step on nobody told like y'all didn't trip. Y'all ain't killed. Y'all just like, I don't give a plus. I had value. So it was like, all right, if he gonna work on the craft, don't hate on the young nigga. Let him do his thing.

[Carlos Miller]

Hey, man, just let him do his thing. You know, Lonnie, not that you done did it. You know how fucking hard that shit is.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He's super hard.

[Carlos Miller]

Cause there's a lot of shit that it don't matter who you around. Some shit you can't be told, you just have to do it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You gotta work on it.

[Carlos Miller]

It don't matter.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Even if you say before you go viral, you get the buzz, right? Bro, you ain't funny. For real. I'm telling you, you're not.

[Carlos Miller]

That's the thing.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Like, you not. You ain't did nothing.

[Carlos Miller]

Cuz. It's different.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You different.

[Carlos Miller]

It's different. It's different from doing club shows, right? Comedy club, theater, arena, arena. But it's like a lot of can rock a club, they can't rock an arena. What your arena set look like? Can you do it at the same level now? You gotta rock these motherfucking 10,000 people like you've been rocking 300.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Talk your talk.

[Carlos Miller]

Do you even have the timing for that?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Like you even know how to utilize the stage?

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, what your show look like, right? What's your show?

[D.C. Young Fly]

What is it? What you look like? Gotta do something funny. But he ain't gave him no show. You thought that you just being a great writer and you gonna come out, but that ain't enough when it comes to.

[Carlos Miller]

You gotta be a performer.

[D.C. Young Fly]

A performer. Performance, grasping the people. Now your shit work. You gotta find out where it works here.

[Carlos Miller]

How can you connect with all these people in this amount of time, right? Cause you ain't even you just 10 minutes, right? That's a long ass time when you got people looking at your ass.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm talking about, and they like this. And the great part about you see majority of the people not laughing first the people that laughing, but you hear everybody laughing. You like, but damn, why that nigga ain't both with me.

[Carlos Miller]

Let that first joke not work. That first one don't work. It's over with.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Hey, bud, nigga don't understand how powerful the intro is. The intro is what sets you off to even get to where the you need to go. You don't want to fight in the middle. Your intro got to be so banging that bitch, you go on autopilot. It's like flying an airplane, right? The takeoff is probably the most nerve wracking to the pilot. When he finally sets up, he hits a button where the airplane drives itself. But that's what comedians do. You don't know if it's turbulence getting the way you need to go. You need to take off and make this shit as smooth as possible.

[Carlos Miller]

But you gotta make sure you're ready for some turbulence.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You gotta make sure you're ready for the turbulence now. Cause the wind go blow.

[Carlos Miller]

You gotta grab that motherfucker.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Y'all shut the up back there. Hey, man, it's my truth, y'all. All that loud talk, y'all got to play hell. Now. You better get that in order, boy. Make get that in order. But that fun, though. It's fun. Cuz as a performer, you damn near you getting the last item. You like y'all like this. Well, if you like this, then you going, oh, you going to like this then, cuz. Now I'm opening up like, you know, as a comedian, bro, when we get into that bad, like, when we get into a certain bag, it's a feeling that we all trying to reach. Every show, like, we done perfect the act, where we know that as a professional, we know we gonna do good. But it's then there's some nights where it's like, nigga, we was in the realm. Like, we chase that every time we go on stage. We chase that, that, that feeling. You feel me? We might have done a great show, but we know there's something that we really didn't get a chance to tap into. When we left the stage, we'd be like, why you like that? I'm like, well, I ain't even get a chance to put the whoop out the bam on that. For real, for real, right? You feel me? I just perfected it enough where I know you gonna like it. But I ain't even have enough time to put the. Put the little whammy that I've been working on. Cause I'm trying to see how y'all.

[Carlos Miller]

I ain't even do my move.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I ain't even do my move. I'm coming out like, wait till the bar. I got something fun. But that. That be the love of the game. I love that because, like, even right now, like, when you riding a new set, like, I gotta go on stage and do a whole new album from the top to the bottom. So I'm back in that bag. I'm like, damn, this feel like 2014 again. You feed me, but it's fun. Figure out what worked. You feel what I'm saying? Because I ain't been in it bag in so long. I've been doing it here and there. But it like, I ain't get a chance to go to the workout room for so long because, you know, that's where you really get your bread and butter. You get your bread and butter for the workout.

[Carlos Miller]

I know. That's why I used to host so many.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I used to love coming to Cat. You gonna come to Cats. You gonna find the joke tonight. Like it was. It was specific. Like, I got one tonight. Yes. I've been working on it. I've been trying to figure that out. And I got it. You can work on it. They can't. Hey, he gonna put you up before all the league. You wanna go up? Hell yeah. Right now.

[Carlos Miller]

They're not. They weren't serious. You can tell cause they still there, right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

I was coming up like, man, I'm trying to. I see him on tape, man. I got my little potty in here, man. You better go.

[Carlos Miller]

But anybody who ever did comedy will tell you it's like. It's a. It's a. It's another tier of comedians who just do this shit just cause it's fun, right? They gonna wake up and go to work tomorrow and then hit the same spot tomorrow night. They got a spot to do every night.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You do it as a profession.

[Carlos Miller]

They like the free drinks and the wings, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They like.

[Carlos Miller]

They like what come to be able to talk.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They like the access. They like that little. Get a little lifestyle little bit. I'm like, man, that ain't talking about nothing.

[Carlos Miller]

But they good.

[D.C. Young Fly]

They like that part.

[Carlos Miller]

They got good jobs and they. They do real.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And they just go.

[Carlos Miller]

But them the type of. That's how you have a network as a comedian, bro. Cause you'll have one partner who this be the manager at the rental car place. I can get you my family discount. Then you meet another who work for the airline. Now you got a buddy. Pass. Even beating another motherfucker who can plug you into the corporate side of their job. And now they got you performing at the Christmas party for 750 right quick. Like the network is where the money at.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But the crazy part about it, we blessing as an actual occupation. You have jobs while they do.

[Carlos Miller]

At a nigga house party, bruh. On the steps. On the motherfucking steps, bruh. It was his birthday party at his house.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Somebody wanted me to do a wait.

[Carlos Miller]

Hell no.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I wanted what they did.

[Carlos Miller]

My partner was telling me about this one spot in Detroit where this nigga used to throw a comedy show in his basement. And he would pay comedians to come and perform in the basement.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It was a OG in Detroit, bro. Long time ago. Early like 2015, man. That nigga paid me to be his friend.

[Carlos Miller]

You was telling me about that. That nigga just paid you to come up there and kick it with him.

[D.C. Young Fly]

He paid me to come up there and kick it with him, bro. He was an old school player, slick back, black trench coach. And it was like 30 over 50. They look like, man, they with them. All them with the. Hey, let me introduce you to my friend, man. This the young one, man. He. He the next up and coming. I'm like, I just had to. I'm like, what the am I? We going to rooftop of a lounge, bro, with 50 old trench coat in Detroit. I can't make this up. All them was old as 50 plumps.

[Carlos Miller]

I think that's why all the comedians love that movie. Janky promoters. We done all dealt with a whole bunch of janky ass promote like you do a show for a dope boy that pay you soon as you get there, buy you a whole bunch of. And we going to the mall, man. Get whatever you want. Show still going on, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That ain't. That ain't how I'm going.

[Carlos Miller]

It be some good ones out there and some bad ones.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It definitely do because my keep dropping. Cause y'all ain't get the adhesive stick, bro. I gotta get the adhesive stick, bro.

[Carlos Miller]

That ain't stick. Hey, what time is it? We've been out here talking.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Yeah, I gotta go take my children to school.

[Carlos Miller]

2:00 in the.

[D.C. Young Fly]

2:00 in the Monday.

[Carlos Miller]

Make sure you Download the app. Channel 85. If you watch this on the app right now, talk some in the comments. Click like. Like share and subscribe.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Please tell everybody say that now. Click like share and subscribe.

[Carlos Miller]

We got a lot of things coming up for 2025 for the 85 South Show.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Facts.

[Carlos Miller]

You gonna drop an album this year. What?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Well, next year, you know, I'm finna sneak peek and do some on the ass. I got something for him. I'm gonna do a lot of.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, that. With the money going crazy.

[D.C. Young Fly]

With the money going crazy, man, you know, more music on the way. Y'all like, I really like to perform. It's not like I really love this. So y'all about to see me unleash a bag of just performance and just entertaining y'all, bro. We all these entertainment, so we Gotta take advantage of this. So I'm gonna entertain y'all whether you like it or not. Yeah, don't give up.

[Carlos Miller]

I got some coming up too. I'm working on something big right now.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Come on, man. Can't wait.

[Carlos Miller]

I'm. I'm one step closer. One more step, one more step. I'm one step closer to where I was and where I need to be.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You gonna do it?

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah.

[D.C. Young Fly]

So one thing about on 85 Sideboard, but we do it, man. You time out.

[Carlos Miller]

The crazy part is they could just go ahead and you know what I'm saying, right? We'll walk the bam. But they want to do the dog and punch.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You know they want to do the hopscotch.

[Carlos Miller]

But you get what I'm saying? They like, bro, if you with me, they gonna. You know what I'm saying?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Come on, man.

[Carlos Miller]

Playing the hop opportunity, bro. They still gotta make sure you go through the process so you. When you do get the shit, they can say that you went through the process and you deserve it. I know the process, but what because it's gone. The story not as good if they be like, we picked him, right? We gave you that. We knew you would be perfect. Something I did made you consider this in right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Come on with the.

[Carlos Miller]

If you don't believe I can do.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It again, I can do it again.

[Carlos Miller]

You know I can. Cuz that's what made. What made you want to with me off the river.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Come on now. Stop acting like you been want to work with me. You got me in your face.

[Carlos Miller]

Come on, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Come once I get off your computer, I'm gone.

[Carlos Miller]

What you trying to see how good I remember words?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Come on, man. That's all I be trying to say, man.

[Carlos Miller]

I'm a word Smith.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm a wordsman. Come on, what we doing? Throw something out. I can get something around with it right now. Throw thought word out right now. Tight, cu. You see what I'm saying?

[Carlos Miller]

That's what I'm trying to get him to understand.

[D.C. Young Fly]

See what I'm saying?

[Carlos Miller]

Don't act like I need to prove to you that I can be me. Cause being me is what made you select me in the first place. What you think I'm gonna show up and not be me? What you worried about my memory?

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm about to be me.

[Carlos Miller]

I gotta prove to you that I'm about to be me.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I gotta show you on me when you wanna see it.

[Carlos Miller]

You saw me and said, you be perfect for this, right? And then you wanna see me be me again, right? Oh, you wanna see me be me.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Be you doing some other shit? Well, you ain't believe I can do it in the first place.

[Carlos Miller]

So you wanna see me do the shit that you came up with?

[D.C. Young Fly]

Come on.

[Carlos Miller]

But do it as me.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Mm.

[Carlos Miller]

I'm already me.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I can do the shit you want me to do already.

[Carlos Miller]

You should have just told me to do it as me and then I wouldn't have to act like it wasn't me.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's all I'm saying.

[Carlos Miller]

But if I would've did it as me, you would have have told me to act like it was somebody else.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And you ain't say that.

[Carlos Miller]

You said, but then when I act like it was somebody else, you said be you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

See what I'm saying?

[Carlos Miller]

But what if.

[D.C. Young Fly]

If you need me, just say that. That's all I'm trying to tell you. Stupid ass nigga.

[Carlos Miller]

That's crazy.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But see, that's the game.

[Carlos Miller]

That is the game.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But now we in the game where we in the space where all we got to do is just be us.

[Carlos Miller]

But I'mma do it so good, the people who watching it ain't even going to see it as me, Right? It's just gonna be us that know it's me.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's all I'm trying to tell you. Cause it was the plate to be us in the first place.

[Carlos Miller]

But see, they don't want to hire you, right? But they want you to be yourself.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Facts. They didn't want you. They want you to be yourself. Had you with you trying to be what they wanted you to be, right?

[Carlos Miller]

But really is be me, right? But not you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right?

[Carlos Miller]

You get what I'm saying?

[D.C. Young Fly]

You see what I'm saying? You can't be you. But I want you to be. Be like us, but be like you.

[Carlos Miller]

But be yourself.

[D.C. Young Fly]

But be yourself while you don't be you. Don't be you.

[Carlos Miller]

Be yourself.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Be yourself. Like us. As you.

[Carlos Miller]

As you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

As you. Don't be me.

[Carlos Miller]

No like me.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I want you to be like me.

[Carlos Miller]

As you, but as yourself.

[D.C. Young Fly]

As yourself.

[Carlos Miller]

Do it as yourself.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Do it. Do it.

[Carlos Miller]

But don't be you.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Put your own twist on me.

[Carlos Miller]

On you. On you, but not you. Because we hiring yourself.

[D.C. Young Fly]

We hiring you.

[Carlos Miller]

Yeah, right. It sound crazy, but it make the most sense, man.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Come on, gang.

[Carlos Miller]

That's the type of mind games that we playing with us.

[D.C. Young Fly]

And I get what you got to tell them. I'll be me trying to be you. But I'm not gonna be me. The me that you don't want. I'm Gonna be myself.

[Carlos Miller]

Be yourself and don't be like me, but be you. But not you. Because we need, we need you to be you for us.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Right?

[Carlos Miller]

As yourself.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Because I. That's what I came to do.

[Carlos Miller]

It only makes sense.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's all I'm saying.

[Carlos Miller]

Right? We got a lot of to figure out though, man, but we gonna figure it out. Hey, make sure you hit the website.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause we got, we got them $50.

[Carlos Miller]

We're letting them go for the, we're letting them go for the fifth. $50, that's $25 per sleeve.

[D.C. Young Fly]

$50, you probably bought it for $150.

[Carlos Miller]

$15. And the hoodie part is where the rest come. And then we had to get a box.

[D.C. Young Fly]

You can't wear it. You gotta lose weight, but spend your $50.

[Carlos Miller]

Don't talk about the big people.

[D.C. Young Fly]

I'm talking about em. Cause they. I just don't wanna be disappointed.

[Carlos Miller]

I think you go up to a.

[D.C. Young Fly]

4X, oh well, you can't fit. Hell, spend your $50.

[Carlos Miller]

But if you need bigger than a 4X, just send us your size hoodie and we'll put a logo on it.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Because you know why?

[Carlos Miller]

Nah, they already got this.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Cause this shit do fit tight, gang. I ain't saying that it won't fit. I'm just saying I don't wanna be disappointed.

[Carlos Miller]

Go up 6.

[D.C. Young Fly]

If you is a 4x.

[Carlos Miller]

You need a 5, you need a 5 and we damn, you need a 6.

[D.C. Young Fly]

So it really go. If you 3x, we got you 3x and up. Well, if you 3x, if you don't wear tight clothes.

[Carlos Miller]

But this is a nigga out there who like, no, I'm a true 4x gang.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Do you buy the buy the buy, just buy it. Just buy, just buy $50 and I'm.

[Carlos Miller]

Gonna make sure that we got some four X's. Cause a lot of big dudes be like, man, that shit need to be a 4X. That's a big bag.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That's a big ass. I remember I went to the store, I said, you got some four X's? They was like, no, we don't make four X.

[Carlos Miller]

We gonna have to go to that shit on Peachtree Industrial.

[D.C. Young Fly]

If you look in the big tall section, when you be in the mall, don't nobody be over there, no way.

[Carlos Miller]

Be a bunch of big ass.

[D.C. Young Fly]

It be a bunch of big ass clothes.

[Carlos Miller]

Like the funniest shit is, look at, at the big and tall section is the jeans, right?

[D.C. Young Fly]

You like damn.

[Carlos Miller]

Cause it's some motherfuckers who ain't tall but they big they gotta wear these it be a regular size they be.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Got my upper body upper body part.

[Carlos Miller]

But they got wears a 46 but the length be a 28 shot ass leg on a wide ass body.

[D.C. Young Fly]

God.

[Carlos Miller]

Damn you wearing them 46284628 your look like a billboard.

[D.C. Young Fly]

That'S funny dawn brought.

[Carlos Miller]

A 6:28 bro I gotta take my kid to school bro hey man you know what that means 85 south ship this podcast with who gotta take their.

[D.C. Young Fly]

Kids to school We've been doing this for y'all bro y'all don't understand how Cody rest of heater right here we've.

[Carlos Miller]

Been in the trap we're working on some though 85 episode we have to.

[D.C. Young Fly]

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