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Charlamagne tha God
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DJ Envy
Wake you up. Wake you up.
Just Hilarious
Wake that ass up.
DJ Envy
Program your Alarm to Power 105.1 on iHeartradio. Good morning, USA. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Donnell Rollins
What's up, Jess?
Jess Hilarious
Larry Charlemagne, the guy.
DJ Envy
It's Monday.
Jess Hilarious
That's right. And it's all about comedians like Kevin Hart, Andrew Schultz and Donnell Rollins.
DJ Envy
Man, we had great conversations with all of last year. I don't even know. I feel like Kevin came to Breakfast Club a couple times last year and Donnell.
Jess Hilarious
That's right.
Andrew Schulz
Right.
DJ Envy
Am I tripping?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, definitely did it.
DJ Envy
Always a great time when they pull up.
Jess Hilarious
That's right. When I say when Donnell comes, somebody always cries. It's either him or us.
DJ Envy
One of us. I was talking to Donnell a couple of days ago and he was crying on my phone about something.
Jess Hilarious
Was he?
DJ Envy
I don't even remember what it was because you know Donnell, the type person to call you and be venting, and you just put the phone on speaker. Damn. And walk away and do something else.
Jess Hilarious
Come back and he's still crying.
DJ Envy
Somebody can call me when Donnell on the phone and I can click over and don't even tell him I'm clicking over. I just click over talk and come back and he'll still be talking. Jesus, what kind of friend are you?
Jess Hilarious
You don't listen to what he said.
DJ Envy
Some of it, but I get the gist of it. Donnell's a repeater. He repeats himself over and over, so.
Just Hilarious
Oh, my God.
DJ Envy
He can repeat himself. I get there. I know what the context of the conversation is. Then I just come back and be like, that's crazy.
Andrew Schulz
That's crazy.
Donnell Rollins
Damn.
DJ Envy
For real.
Jess Hilarious
Let's get into those interviews. So don't go anywhere. It's the Breakfast Club.
Just Hilarious
Good morning, Ray.
Jess Hilarious
Ray.
Just Hilarious
Ray. Yo, Charlamagne Envy.
DJ Envy
What up?
Caller/Guest
Are we live?
Donnell Rollins
This is your time to get it off your chest.
Just Hilarious
I got an indoor pool, a outdoor pool.
Donnell Rollins
We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
Just Hilarious
We can get on the phone right now. He'll tell you what it is. We live. Hello? Who's this?
Donnell Rollins
Hello?
Jess Hilarious
Hey, what's up?
Caller/Guest
Is this the Breakfast Club?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, who's this?
Caller/Guest
This is Mike. Mike?
Just Hilarious
Mike.
Caller/Guest
He from Arizona.
Jess Hilarious
What's up, Mike?
DJ Envy
What's up, Mike?
Caller/Guest
Oh, my God. My butt, boy.
DJ Envy
We got your butt, boys.
Jess Hilarious
What's up, man?
DJ Envy
Yes, sir. How are you?
Caller/Guest
Yes, I'm great. I'm a huge fan. Just hilarious. I love You.
Interviewer/Host
I love you. Thank you.
Caller/Guest
Wait, what was that?
Jess Hilarious
Nothing, nothing.
Caller/Guest
But no, I'm just a big fan, and I just wanted to give my mom a shout out. Well, being proud of me because I just moved to Arizona to start my new life, and I hope I'm making her proud of everybody out there in Chicago, Indiana.
DJ Envy
What's your mom name?
Caller/Guest
Brenda Campbell.
DJ Envy
Shout out to Brenda Campbell. I know her.
Jess Hilarious
You know her?
Caller/Guest
No, he doesn't.
DJ Envy
I know Big B. Everybody know Big B. Oh, man.
Caller/Guest
Oh, no. But y' all are very inspiring. I'm about starting my new podcast home. But I appreciate y' all for doing everything that y' all do every morning.
Just Hilarious
Okay.
Caller/Guest
Even though.
DJ Envy
Thank you.
Caller/Guest
Man's a little overboard with the gayness, but, you know, that's my boy.
Jess Hilarious
That's your boy, boy.
DJ Envy
All right.
Jess Hilarious
You have a good one, man.
DJ Envy
Y' all want me to be gay so bad.
Jess Hilarious
Use you. Hello? Who's this?
Caller/Guest
Yeah, good morning. This your boy, Prince?
Jess Hilarious
Prince. What up, bro? Get it off your chest.
Caller/Guest
Ain't up, man.
DJ Envy
Good morning.
Caller/Guest
Breakfast Club Family Charlemagne, Jesse and DJ Envy.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, man.
Caller/Guest
I got a question for you, Envy.
Jess Hilarious
Yes, sir.
Caller/Guest
Your trip to China.
Andrew Schulz
Yes.
Caller/Guest
You said it's very clean over there, right?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, it was very clean. Absolutely.
Caller/Guest
I've heard different. And I was like, is he sure he's not talking about Japan? Because I know Japan is very clean, sir.
Jess Hilarious
I went to Makai, China, yo. I went to go see two basketball.
Andrew Schulz
Games, and a dj like, you gonna.
Interviewer/Host
Get the location wrong.
Jess Hilarious
It was very clean, sir.
DJ Envy
It wasn't Japan, by the way. China's a big place. Like, you might like. There might be parts of China that are dirty.
Jess Hilarious
We landed in Hong Kong and drove to Makai, China, which was about a 35, 40 minute drive. And when I was walking through the city, which I did, because, you know, Ben's had me walking around checking out the actual city, the country.
DJ Envy
Ben's look eight feet tall over there, by the way.
Jess Hilarious
No, you don't understand. They were running up to her, taking pictures because they thought she was a wnba.
DJ Envy
Look like transportation. I'm surprised them Chinese people didn't try to ride her feet somewhere.
Just Hilarious
Oh, my goodness. That's actually a really good one. That's crazy, though.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, But Makai, China, which is like the Vegas of China, where they have all the casinos, is actually bigger than Vegas, and it's crazy. But no, that was very clean, sir, but.
DJ Envy
Well, that's.
Caller/Guest
That's cool because the Japanese people, I heard they're very particular. They like everything in the. In the right place, you know, it's got to just be perfect. And China, I know, is a little different, but.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, no, I've been in Japan too, but this was my first time in China. They're both pretty clean, but China was. Was definitely like. I couldn't even find a cigarette butt on the floor. Like, it was that they had people walking around with like.
DJ Envy
Nast. Freaky.
Jess Hilarious
Because people smoke. And when you. Like when you walk, you see the cigarette butts on the floor.
Just Hilarious
You little Power Ranger cigarette butt.
Donnell Rollins
Oh, my good.
Jess Hilarious
Goodbye, sir.
Just Hilarious
You know what, man, I'm glad.
Caller/Guest
Hey, hey, real quick. I just want to say I'm on my way to work and I'm 15 minutes late, just like Justin Charlemagne, first of all.
Jess Hilarious
Okay, thank you, sir. All I can say is, damn, boy.
DJ Envy
No, it's him. I don't know what he talking about.
Jess Hilarious
Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Donnell Rollins
This is your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed.
Andrew Schulz
800 585.
Jess Hilarious
1051.
Donnell Rollins
We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
Jess Hilarious
Hello?
DJ Envy
Who's this?
Caller/Guest
Hey, it's Tony gaines from Anderson, South Carolina. 864.
DJ Envy
What's up, Tony?
Jess Hilarious
Get it off your chest, Tony.
Caller/Guest
Yeah, all right. Anyway, I wanna. I went back and I watched the Dave Dash interview you guys had, and he made a comment about how gossip is something females do and stuff like that the Charlemagne insulted. So I want to ask Jess. Hilarious. And Lauren is there to her opinion as well. Like, what do y' all think about that? Like, do y' all think that's messed up that men associate gossip with being negative and that it's only something that women do when we all know that dudes like pillow talk and dirty back and stuff like that too.
Interviewer/Host
I don't think gossip is only for women.
Just Hilarious
I mean, it depends on what you're doing.
Interviewer/Host
You know what I'm saying? But I don't. Everybody tell each other business. Everybody.
Just Hilarious
You know, whether you do it online, whether you do it in the privacy of your home, with your friends, in a group chat with your guys, whatever. I don't really think it's.
Interviewer/Host
It's a feminine trait. Whatever. You got something to talk about, you.
Just Hilarious
Got somebody to talk about it too. Go ahead. Don't matter to me.
Caller/Guest
And a shout out to you, Charlemagne. I appreciate your podcast with a brilliant this good and shout out to you DJ Envy for all you do to your community and stuff like that. You guys take care.
DJ Envy
Thank you. Why do men act like we don't gossip? Everybody loves some good gossip. Yes, everybody loves some little debit tea, man. Okay.
Jess Hilarious
Hello? Who's this? What's up, Trav?
Just Hilarious
What's up, baby?
Caller/Guest
I'm doing good. What's up, Charlemagne?
DJ Envy
Peace, sis. You clean that booty blood off your sneakers yet? Oh, my.
Caller/Guest
You know, so crazy, I'm actually going into surgery today, man. Y', all, he had cut a sending in my hand, so I can't move my pinky. So, yeah, each other, like, you know, put a little prayers up. They put me to sleep later.
DJ Envy
Somebody did what with they pinky? What you say now?
Just Hilarious
No, he said so when he cut me, he.
Caller/Guest
When he cut it through my hand. He cut my tendon. They. They got to go in and repair my tendon.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay, okay.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Interviewer/Host
I bet you'll never hang with that friend again, Lord.
Caller/Guest
I mean, it wasn't really her for all her fault, so I can't really, like, you know, put it on her. I can't really put it on her. Everything protecting her for.
DJ Envy
Well, I hope the doctor don't got to go too deep in your tendon, man.
Andrew Schulz
Wow.
Caller/Guest
Hey, hey, man, I hope not either. They got going to repair it, though, you know.
Just Hilarious
Let's.
Caller/Guest
Busted.
DJ Envy
Yes.
Jess Hilarious
Jesus.
Interviewer/Host
Yo, Travis. Crazy, y'.
Andrew Schulz
All.
DJ Envy
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Caller/Guest
You know, I mean, put a little prayers up for your boy, man.
DJ Envy
Yes, sir. All right.
Jess Hilarious
Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Jess. Hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the breakfast club. Lauren LaRosa is here, and we got a special guest in the building.
DJ Envy
Hello, Kai Walker.
Andrew Schulz
Hello, everybody.
Jess Hilarious
Andrew Shells, ladies and gentlemen.
DJ Envy
Welcome.
Andrew Schulz
How's it going?
Jess Hilarious
How you feeling?
Andrew Schulz
I feel good, man. I want to talk, man, you had all of us thinking that that poor girl's family died. The Portia Williams. I was terrifying. He's looking at this note, and then I see her looking at the note, and then I'm like, damn, somebody died. And the only thing I'm thinking is, is she gonna stop the interview? You know what I mean? Like, there's this moment where you're like, does she care so much about fame? She's like, well, they're already dead. They ain't gonna be born.
DJ Envy
It wasn't a death.
Charlamagne tha God
She started to get teary eyed. And the way she looked at her sister, I thought somebody Died, too. And yeah, all I was thinking is, we are getting exclusive.
DJ Envy
She worse than me.
Just Hilarious
I'm just trying to get a laugh. I'm just trying to get a laugh.
Charlamagne tha God
This is a major exclusive right here.
DJ Envy
You know, it's funny, when Schultz walked in, Schultz looked at that couch and he was like, yo, that's the whole couch.
Andrew Schulz
Big Dick said, I didn't know the section.
Just Hilarious
He said, big Dick.
Andrew Schulz
Now the couch is the. I mean, I remember we were on Brilliant Idiots and we first saw that and yo. Oh, my God. And I don't know, Charlemagne said. Said, why is she calling a lift? She should, you know, she.
DJ Envy
Why don't she call it?
Andrew Schulz
Why did she call a forklift?
DJ Envy
And she lifted a fork. Enough.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz
And then she came on. It was really funny. Like I was watching the episode. And she's quite endearing. She's just like a really, really endearing voice. But when you guys moved the couch up and I walked in, I was like, oh, that's the famous couch. And I didn't know that there are three pieces.
Just Hilarious
So I thought you only one part.
Andrew Schulz
Semicircle out.
Jess Hilarious
You know, we pulled the whole thing up.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah. I was like, she filled that thing out. There's no way she's making it to a Honda Civic. Like, there's no way she said she.
Charlamagne tha God
Could get in a PT Cruiser.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. Well, God bless her.
Jess Hilarious
I wanted to know, you know, with this day and age with comedy.
DJ Envy
Right. Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
We recently seen Damon Wayne said he's not going back out on the road because they will cancel you for everything. But you are somebody that don't give a F what you say, what people think.
Just Hilarious
And why is that?
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, I don't know. That's a good. That's a good. I don't know why. I don't really care. But I. I think that the days of canceling are done. Like, I think. I think it's changed. I think that kind of like pendulum is swung and I think people kind of have a sense of humor now or they feel like less effective in their. Their ability to cancel.
DJ Envy
I think you don't care because you threw what could have been a Hail Mary or it could have been a well coordinated play. It turned out to be a well coordinated play because when Hollywood. There was a period. And I remember this vividly. I remember one time Andrew comes in the studio and Andrew, his agent told him that Hollywood does not want white straight.
Andrew Schulz
No, they. They tried to gay me.
Jess Hilarious
White straight, male.
DJ Envy
So they wanted to.
Andrew Schulz
Gave me.
DJ Envy
They Gave you?
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, they gave me.
Jess Hilarious
Tell me every day with me.
Charlamagne tha God
They wanted you to try dating me.
DJ Envy
Oh, they tried?
Andrew Schulz
No, no, they gave me, and they made my character gay. I remember the guy who. It was his show. He put me in the show. Paul Reiser. Remember Paul Reiser?
DJ Envy
No.
Andrew Schulz
He. I mean, he was making a million dollars an episode on his show on sitcom back in the day, and we were doing the show. I think it ended up on Hulu. And he called me. He's like, listen, man, you know, there's a lot of white people on the show. It took place in the 70s. It was about the Johnny Carson show. He's like, two weeks before he started filming, he's like, hey, man, we got to make your character gay. So I was. He was like, how. I was like, how gay? And he's. He's. I was like, why do we have to make it gay? He's like, ah, you know, it's just a lot of white people on the shows. We got to find a way to mix it up. They made one guy crippled. That was the most hilarious.
DJ Envy
That's DEI too, though.
Andrew Schulz
I know, but it was like, they couldn't make us all gay, so, like, one guy got to be crippled.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz
And I was like, why don't you ask? I'd rather be limping around this than. But you know what I mean?
Just Hilarious
So.
DJ Envy
And that's funny, though. You get buck and you. The blood.
Caller/Guest
So.
Charlamagne tha God
So cute. We're here, guys.
DJ Envy
So.
Andrew Schulz
So, yeah, so they. They made it. It was crazy. Like, I had to change one of the script.
Just Hilarious
It was two.
Andrew Schulz
One of the guy. It got too gay.
Jess Hilarious
They wanted you to kiss somebody.
Just Hilarious
They want me to get gang.
DJ Envy
They.
Andrew Schulz
They had. So they had, like, this one script. I got it on the day. They're like, yeah, it'd be really funny if you were, like, walking into this room, there's three guys behind you. And I was like, man, let me tell you what's not going to happen.
DJ Envy
All right?
Andrew Schulz
Y' all taking this di too far. It was. And it was like, in the 70s or, like, it was like AIDS, you know what I mean? Like, there was no protection for that. Like, and now we got three different guys following me into a bedroom.
DJ Envy
So that was in the.
Andrew Schulz
I was in the script, and I was like, I ain't doing that. I was like, I don't think. I don't think my guy would do that.
Jess Hilarious
So what did you do?
Andrew Schulz
There's a scene where apparently.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz
Like, my hands are on the wall. Okay. And then, like, Johnny Carson show that was the Johnny.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz
But nothing. I don't do anything. But the audience is gay for thinking about it.
Just Hilarious
Y' all are gay.
DJ Envy
Not me.
Andrew Schulz
I just had my hands on the wall.
DJ Envy
But all I was simply saying was there was a point where Andrew was like, look, I'm gonna go out on my own terms. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So if everybody's going this way, I'm. I'm gonna make the kind of comedy I want to make. And if it works, it works. If it doesn't, it doesn't. But it ended up working.
Andrew Schulz
I did.
Donnell Rollins
I did.
Andrew Schulz
My thing was, it's like I saw a lot of people kind of watering down that for what the TV networks were putting on. I got empathy for the people that work at the networks too. Like, you got a kid who's in private school, you want to build a pool at your house or whatever. You're not trying to lose your job. Because I want to make some crazy joke, so. But it felt watered down. I didn't want to change the comedy, so I was like, where can I put out the comedy? And honestly, like having the pod with charlamagne and we're putting out like brilliant idiot stuff and we're saying crazy jokes and like people really seem to like it. And I was like, I think there's an appetite for this online. I saw your guy success, like just seeing your guys show kill it on YouTube, it just kind of reminded me like, people are consuming stuff on YouTube. They're consuming high quality content.
Just Hilarious
Long form.
Andrew Schulz
Yo. What if we just started putting stand up out there? And I think knowing that there was this place for it made me feel way more confident. I didn't really care if it was like on a network. I just wanted to do the comedy I want to do.
Jess Hilarious
And you pissed a lot of people off. You ever got threatened?
Andrew Schulz
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
Does he.
Andrew Schulz
Diddy?
Jess Hilarious
I was thinking Diddy, but I was asking, have you got threatened to a point where you was like, I gotta chill out because you go, anybody.
Andrew Schulz
Anyhow, I got. I got punched on stage. I used to get thrown to me fight. Not, I mean, box. Yeah, I used to box. Like, I wasn't like. But I'm not like some like trying to fight everybody. Tough guy at all.
Charlamagne tha God
But box and do Pilates.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, there you go.
Just Hilarious
That's right.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz
If we're organized and we're in a ring, I'll probably you up. If we're on the street, I'm like, I don't really want to go do that. But yeah, yeah, I used to go through that kind of stuff all the time, but I just wasn't really funny enough back then. That's the way, you know, like, you, you have the ideas, you just don't got the skills to execute it. It's not silly enough yet. And then eventually I think you could develop the skills and then you could say even wilder jokes, but in a way where people find it kind of funny.
Charlamagne tha God
You talked about the censorship era being good for comedy because it set, like, certain boundaries. Like what not to say, whatever.
Andrew Schulz
You got to be naughty.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, but, but so having those boundaries and then you saying you look back at your old tape, you weren't as funny, so you had to develop. So you have, like, there's a whole system behind you of like, like you sit and watch your highlight tapes and you use all of that.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, censorship. Like, in a weird way, I, I don't believe in censorship, but the fact that it exists makes you have to be sharper. We're in the era of you could say anything right now and commie will probably get a little bit more like absurdist and irreverent because you could say anything. So there's nothing that's like, too edgy. Does that make sense?
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz
So now comedy usually gets, like, a little, like, weird and out there, you know, like, remember, Remember Zach Galifianakis? Remember him?
DJ Envy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
I used to love him.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, no, Zach's great. Like that type of comedy where it's not like, here's political take, but it's more like he's a character and it's a little weird. That type of comedy gets popular when you could say anything. And then when censorship comes back, usually the guys like a Chris Rock, I mean, just these like, historic figures.
DJ Envy
But that's why I think well crafted, just. That's why the Life special is actually special. Because well crafted jokes have to make a comeback now because we live in a world where everybody just says any old wild. Yeah, but what's the. What's the joke? How are you packaging?
Andrew Schulz
I agree.
DJ Envy
You know, I mean.
Andrew Schulz
Yes. Yeah. And people will give you that liberty. Like, if, if it's good, if the joke is good, they'll let you rock with it. Even if they don't like the topic or even the opinion. They, you know, they're. They're like, okay, I know what you're trying to say. Also, the life one is just like, so personal and it's so vulnerable. I think I get a little leeway with the other.
Charlamagne tha God
I had to watch it twice? No, I don't, like, celebrate it, but. Okay, so the first time I watched it, maybe because it was so personal. Like, I was like, okay, where's the. Like, I wasn't laughing at everything.
Jess Hilarious
Really?
Andrew Schulz
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
But it was because I was trying to follow the story, and I'm like, wait, like, low key.
Just Hilarious
You.
Charlamagne tha God
Like, that was. That had to be tough for you.
Interviewer/Host
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
And then I went back again, and I watched it, and it was funny, and I was like, okay. But I'm like, I don't know why I had. I've never had to do that. I brought that up because I'm wondering, like, is there. Is that on purpose?
Andrew Schulz
Well, there's a. There's an interesting thing that, like, so the beginning of the special, I say we had the baby specifically for that reason, is that I felt like the audience would be too concerned and distraught. So if you paid attention to the beginning, you might have felt better.
Charlamagne tha God
Well, I did hear that in the beginning, and I watched you and. Brilliant idiots. I know you had the baby, but I think it just. It felt so heavy because you don't necessarily hear it meant. And you talked about this in a special then talking about, okay, we couldn't have the baby because it was my fault. Like, you know what I mean? Like, and I'm like, he's laughing and joking. But, like, as a man, that probably. It probably still strokes your ego a little bit when you talk about it.
Andrew Schulz
Honestly. No, like, it's. It's weird.
DJ Envy
It.
Andrew Schulz
At first, I dealt with it, right? Like, so my sperm. My sperm doesn't swim. That's, like, the issue that I talk in the.
Charlamagne tha God
I heard the. The joke that Taylor dropped, too.
Andrew Schulz
What? Yo, Taylor killed me. She said, yeah, because we. I beat her in a race. And then I was saying something to her. She was like, yeah, I run faster than your sperm. Yeah, it was bad.
Charlamagne tha God
I remember that.
DJ Envy
And nobody knew it knew at the time what he was dealing with.
Andrew Schulz
The people online didn't know.
Charlamagne tha God
But, yes, I remember that, too. But go ahead.
Donnell Rollins
So it was like, that's a tough room over there.
DJ Envy
Oh, no.
Just Hilarious
It was brutal.
Andrew Schulz
But the joke was fantastic. Like, you got to keep it in. So. Yeah. So it's like when. When I thought it was my wife's fault, which is what every guy thinks that's going through. Fertility is. I felt uncomfortable talking about on stage because that's, like, her very deep personal business. And a lot of women feel incredibly insecure.
Caller/Guest
Right.
Andrew Schulz
About that. Right. It makes them feel less of a woman, et cetera.
Charlamagne tha God
Right.
Andrew Schulz
Once I found out it was my fault, immediately after that I actually want to like beat the system. I was like no, I think I could do it anyway. Like I got like really competitive and then every time that we would try my and it didn't work, my wife would like cry. And I felt like it was really selfish if we just didn't go through this other process. Second we went with the other process. I felt really comfortable talking about it on stage. Like actually once I found out it was me, I felt comfortable talking about the stage because it wasn't like my wife's issue and I'm like exposing her like deep dark secrets.
Charlamagne tha God
Right.
Andrew Schulz
And when I started talking about on stage, man, the amount of people that would like come up to me and send me these dms, like these beautiful things about like what they're going through. And I've actually IVF and like eventually having kids. Like when you talk to IVF couples you are, are talking to the people that face the reality they might never bring life into this world. And then by the grace of God were able to see this thing that they've cherished and maybe we're trying to make for years. So you have the most gratitude for your child.
Jess Hilarious
It's a tight knit community. Like most people don't necessarily realize like you know, I got six kids so the first four bang em out.
Andrew Schulz
God damn.
Jess Hilarious
We were trying to have the fifth one.
Caller/Guest
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
And we couldn't get pregnant so we tried ivf.
Andrew Schulz
Oh really?
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, we tried ivf. Paid for it because insurance didn't cover it was expensive as a mother effort.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
To the point where when we had the powerhouse concerts up here, I would have to give my wife the shot because you have to give her a shot at a certain time and you gotta make it.
Andrew Schulz
It's like a cocktail. Yes.
Jess Hilarious
I had to make it at home.
Andrew Schulz
They'Re giving you syringes.
Jess Hilarious
So in the middle of the concert I'm in the back doing the sh, this, that and the other and it still didn't work. So we was like effort. We, we took it as well. Maybe God said four is enough Y.
DJ Envy
But at least you had four. Imagine the ones that have zero. But it's just got one. You.
Andrew Schulz
It happened.
Jess Hilarious
It happened, bro. Naturally. Which was the craziest thing ever.
Andrew Schulz
Sometimes it's the stress. Like I know it's the most. It's the dumbest thing. And you guys probably, I mean you know about this just because all the mental health stuff you do but like the way that your brain can Play tricks on your body that you got. You put so much pressure on, like, having a kid, and your body reacts negatively like that. Like, there's a lot of people who try ivf. It works. And then the next kid they have naturally, and it's just your body goes, all right, it's kid time. Like, now you're not so stressed. You got one, and that might be it. You guys went, all right. You know, if we're supposed to have four, that's what we're supposed to have said.
Jess Hilarious
No more. Forget it. Don't worry.
Andrew Schulz
And then you stop trying and immediately, bang.
Jess Hilarious
I'm glad you spoke about it, because so many people dealing with it, like we talk about it in the book, that when you do it, so many people hit you, you'll be surprised and shocked.
Andrew Schulz
It's the last taboo thing. And people are feel so insecure about it because you don't want your partner to be embarrassed. So, like, I'm telling you, it was easier that it was me if it was my wife's ovaries. I don't think I'd ever talk about it.
Jess Hilarious
Right.
Andrew Schulz
Because it could be humiliating for women, for dudes. Yes. Humiliating for me. But, like, as a comedian, I think I'm a little, like, I find the joy in that humiliation funny in anything.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
It's just.
Andrew Schulz
It's easy for me to deal with. But I'll tell you, after. After talking about and seeing all the other people going through it, it's like, yeah, that's why, honestly, when we had Trump on, there was, like, three things that I want to ask him, and one of them, I wanted him to say publicly that he would. He would protect ivf.
Jess Hilarious
So let's talk about that.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
How did you meet Trump? How did y' all get to, like.
DJ Envy
How are y' all together?
Andrew Schulz
They reached out and they were like, do you want to have them on? And we're like, yeah, we want to do in the studio. And then they were like, ah, we can't do it. And the studio, like, you know, Charlie knows. It's like, it's a. You guaranteed assassination. It's like windows everywhere. It's like, I don't even know why we were trying. Like, you walk right out the elevator, it's windows everywhere.
Just Hilarious
But. But.
DJ Envy
Right.
Andrew Schulz
Like, you know, I hope that doesn't happen, but, you know, but we were really pushing for that. And then. And then when we did the pod. Yeah. I, like, spoke to his kid for a while before, and I spoke to Dana White.
DJ Envy
Which one?
Andrew Schulz
Junior. Okay. And I Was like, yeah, just tell me some stories. And, like, I just kind of wanted to.
Charlamagne tha God
The party. You talked about the party.
Andrew Schulz
Oh, yeah. So he told me about that one. He told me. Yeah.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz
There's a part I didn't say on the interview, but because I said he just went up to the roof and kicked everybody out. But, like, what Junior told me is he was in his underwear. So, like, just imagining.
Charlamagne tha God
For the people who haven't seen the interview, Schultz in the group, they talk about Donald Trump Jr. Had, like, a huge, crazy party. Yeah. And then they had to throw everybody out because Trump found out about the party.
Andrew Schulz
Well, yeah, he wasn't supposed to be back.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, he was supposed to be back. It was kind of like something on, like, a movie. My dad comes home. But he, like, never mentions it.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah.
Charlamagne tha God
So Trump Jr. Is like, almost like it didn't happen.
Andrew Schulz
Exactly.
Charlamagne tha God
They know he was in his underwear. So that party got real crazy.
Donnell Rollins
Yeah.
Andrew Schulz
That was the first time he addressed it. It in like, 40 years or something like that. He never addressed it with his kid.
DJ Envy
You know, there's a guy in this room, a young black male, who said he watched Trump on flagrant. He goes, yo, that flagrant interview is going to get Trump elected.
Andrew Schulz
That guy that you're talking about, he's been maggot for a while.
DJ Envy
I just want to let y' all.
Andrew Schulz
Know he was waiting for that moment.
Charlamagne tha God
I felt the same way. That was the first time I looked at him as, like, a person. I was like, why am I like. I was like, oh, my God, he's a granddad. He cares about his kids. Like, but it was like, y' all made him. He was having a good time.
DJ Envy
It's Schultz's fault.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, it's my fault.
Jess Hilarious
That and the commercial where another young black guy in this room did a commercial that Trump used and played over.
Andrew Schulz
I met the guy who made that commercial.
Jess Hilarious
And over again.
DJ Envy
You met him. What do you say?
Andrew Schulz
Yeah. He was like, hey, thanks. Charlamagne really helped us out with that one. I mean, that commercial was unpleasant, believable. It'd be really crazy that the election was decided in this room right now.
DJ Envy
We only get enough credit.
Charlamagne tha God
But do you get that response from people, though, like, yo, y' all humanized somebody that, like, we lowkey.
Just Hilarious
Even.
Charlamagne tha God
Even when he got shot, I felt like people were like, oh, we don't want that to happen.
Andrew Schulz
But so what I say to people, and I have, like, a way more humble take than I think most. Like, I don't think that we had any impact on the election, I don't think any of the podcasts, like, I think that America, I think what America had decided is a lot of America weren't voting for Trump. They were rejecting the current administration. They just didn't like what was happening. And I think the way that the current administration was campaigning, they're basically kind of saying, hey, everything's good. We're going to kind of keep doing this. I think a lot of Americans were like, I don't really feel like it's good, so I'm going to go for anything but this. But I think the idea of Trump is always. He's a populist. So if you vote for him, it means you love him and you're obsessed with him and you're mag until you die.
Just Hilarious
Where I think a lot of it.
Andrew Schulz
Is really just rejection. In the same way that when people voted for Biden, they really vote for Biden. They voted against the chaos of Trump.
Jess Hilarious
Now, what do you think about everything Trump is doing now?
Andrew Schulz
Well, what specifically?
Jess Hilarious
There's a whole lot. I mean, there's so many orders between.
Andrew Schulz
Oh, I love that.
Charlamagne tha God
I saw that on Joe Rogan. Right.
Andrew Schulz
I think it was Megyn Kelly.
Charlamagne tha God
Okay.
Andrew Schulz
But, yeah, I love the. Yeah, the Gulf of America. I mean, it's. It's North America, Central America, South America. Why we call it the Gulf of Mexico? It should feel like the Gulf of America. It's not the Gulf of North America. It's just the Gulf of America. But again, what I like is just like, I like saying audacious. I'm an American. Like, Americans in general, like, in our DNA, we're like, we like risk takers, and we like people who are brave. And I think that's, like, the tricky thing for Democrats right now. And keep in mind, I'm like a lifelong Democrat. I grew up in an arts family. Both my parents were dance teachers. Like, I live in New York City my whole life. So what I need is some energy on the Democratic side. We talk about this all the time, is I need some, like, talk. I need some bodacious talk. And I think the thing that really Americans care about right now is that things are expensive. And I think Democrats need their build the wall and whatever that is. It has to tap into what people are struggling with right now. So if it's.
DJ Envy
They first have to build a team.
Andrew Schulz
Well, exactly. But, yo, it could just be one outsider. Like. Like, I think it's dollar eggs. Like, eggs are a dollar. I think you just start saying, like, that it doesn't matter if you don't know how to do it, but you start saying something that's going people, and that's the only way. And I think that if they make it a class issue, they win this election pretty easily come the next election. But they're afraid to do that because a lot of them are in the pockets of the billionaire class and the corporations. So they make it about identity politics.
Just Hilarious
They.
Andrew Schulz
It's all these people that go to, like, Harvard and Yale that, like, pretend to give a about you guys. They don't actually give a about you guys, but they get patted on the back for pretending to do it. And now they're in this situation where the rest of America is like, I can't afford eggs, so I can't really care about the bathroom. Like, I don't give a about who goes in the bathroom because I need to buy eggs until I could buy eggs. I don't worry about the bathroom. So you got to start addressing people where their problems are.
DJ Envy
You like Java Crockett, though?
Andrew Schulz
I love that girl. But, like, that's the type of language that I want to start. I want. I want people to start using. Like when she said, you're Putin's hoe, I don't agree with that sentiment, actually.
Charlamagne tha God
Every sound bite from her that night.
Just Hilarious
But I like that.
Andrew Schulz
I like the energy. Because what people like about Trump, despite him being, like, a billionaire who got money from his dad. Right. He doesn't talk like them. He talks like me and you. The Indian journalist is asking him a question. Dibble dabble, dibble dabble. And then all of a sudden, dibble dabble, dibble, dabble. And then he goes, I don't know what the hell that guy just said. That to me is the most relatable thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I go, yeah, that's what I would have said. That's what he would have said. That's what you would have said. If we were just hanging around in the corner talking.
Jess Hilarious
I want to ask, too, because you talk about walking the line.
Caller/Guest
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
You walk a dope line because you have. Have white fan base and black fan base.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Is that difficult for you?
Andrew Schulz
Well, I said, I got your most.
Jess Hilarious
Your jokes go everywhere with it.
Andrew Schulz
I got the most diverse audience in comedy. It's not even close. Like, it's just, like, you come to my show, looks like the U.N. so it's like, my experience in my life. I'm a pretty curious guy. So, like, if I find out something about your culture, where you're from, Whatever. I like talking about it and I'm gonna make jokes about just because that's my way of communicating the world. What I found is, is like when you make fun of people based on things that they're proud of or they haven't realized about themselves, they don't feel offended. They feel kind of seen, they feel noticed and they appreciate it. So all these different groups will start coming out to shows, you know, and I was like, oh, this is really cool. And when you ever, whenever it comes out to the show, we all kind of submit to this idea. Like, everybody's gonna be made fun of. We are gonna laugh at each other, we're gonna laugh at ourselves. And it's a cool little beautiful thing. So to me, it's never been like, like black people found out about me before white people. Like, I'm doing brilliant AIDS with him. Like guy code. To be honest, black people were on way before white people. I mean, eventually towards the end seasons of I think it like just crossed over. But early on MTV2 was more like hip hop related.
DJ Envy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz
And then I think it was the Rogan Rogan. I think white people started to find me and then like, you know, Indians found me. Obviously I do the pot with Akash, but also some stand up clips that would go viral out there. Albanians would see me from some clip and like all these different groups would come out. Yeah, it's my favorite thing of looking out in the audience. But I used to go to comedy clubs when I was on tour and the. The owners would be like, because it'd be all black people for the weekend. They would think I was like, Gary Owen or something like that.
DJ Envy
They were like, what the is going on? Gary never called you. Like, man, what's the secret, man?
Andrew Schulz
How do you get white people to. I got black people, dad.
Just Hilarious
How do I get white people?
Donnell Rollins
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
I do also want to ask, do you still want to make love to Kendrick Lamar?
Just Hilarious
Oh, God.
Andrew Schulz
I mean, like, honestly, it's hard to say no to that.
Jess Hilarious
You find him attractive?
Just Hilarious
Yeah, man.
Charlamagne tha God
Did you see him in them Celine jeans? Them jeans?
Andrew Schulz
When I saw those jeans, I was.
DJ Envy
Like, boom bop bing bop, boom bop bow. You gotta stop.
Just Hilarious
Stop.
DJ Envy
Put it up. Stop. Why'd you even ask him that?
Andrew Schulz
Racism. So fast. I'm just saying he's little. Like, I hate having to explain jokes. He's itty bitty. So why is he telling? He's gonna kill my friends. The biggest thing about this whole, that nobody. I didn't even care that he said this about, like like me not saying jokes like that to me is like a million people said not say jokes. The next line, where he goes. And to the N words that coon and the N words being groomed slide on both of them. What does slide mean to y'?
Just Hilarious
All?
Charlamagne tha God
Take you out.
Andrew Schulz
But that's because, I mean, ain't no explaining here. If you say, kill my friends, everything after that is fine. You took it there. If you say kill my friends, because a lot of people thought that was Charlemagne and Alex Media. So if you go the next line, you tell your fans to kill my friends, you getting made love to.
DJ Envy
Listen, I appreciate my friend trying to stick up for me, but I don't think he was talking about us. I don't think it's about.
Andrew Schulz
But how are we supposed to know.
DJ Envy
How we know he wasn't talking about Gary Owens? That's.
Andrew Schulz
That's a good point. We don't know.
DJ Envy
Gary was the first person to jump out.
Charlamagne tha God
I'm not about to.
DJ Envy
Gary was the first person.
Charlamagne tha God
We knew exactly what he was talking about. Because I heard and I knew exactly what he said.
DJ Envy
I didn't think it was.
Andrew Schulz
I didn't think it was me. I was like, why are we talking about me?
Charlamagne tha God
Because of the. And giggles and all the laughs.
DJ Envy
I thought he was talking about Matt, right?
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, Maybe he was talking about Matt.
Just Hilarious
Kept saying he.
Andrew Schulz
He was talking about me. And I was like, wait a minute. If he's talking about me and is he telling people to kill my friends? Well, I gotta do something about this.
DJ Envy
I gotta do something.
Andrew Schulz
I gotta do something.
DJ Envy
Like, I'm not a tough guy, you.
Andrew Schulz
Know, I'm a certified lover boy.
DJ Envy
It's Lucy Kendrick. Cause Kendrick does what he wants to do, and he gets rewarded for it.
Andrew Schulz
Like, you can do that. This whole thing got blown out of proportion. Like, honestly, I think he's, like, obviously a prolific rapper, and I have a lot of respect for anybody that puts something out for judgment. I think there are a lot of people who, like, they just make reaction. Content. Right. So they don't really know what it's like to, like, create a piece of art and put it out there in the world and let the world judge it.
Charlamagne tha God
You have to deal with that.
Andrew Schulz
That takes balls. And I admire people that have balls.
Jess Hilarious
Balls.
DJ Envy
Trump's trans executive orders. What'd he do? His executive orders. He got rid of trans.
Andrew Schulz
He got rid of trans woman.
DJ Envy
What Women.
Andrew Schulz
They not around anymore.
DJ Envy
Man and woman.
Andrew Schulz
But that is how it is, though.
Just Hilarious
Isn't that how it is every day, sunshine?
Charlamagne tha God
But the sun still come up.
Andrew Schulz
Well, here's the thing. I think there are trans people.
Jess Hilarious
No, there, there are, but. Yeah, Trump doesn't recognize him.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, but that he's allowed to, like, you can't force me to recognize him.
DJ Envy
He's allowed to not believe. But that don't mean that it's not true.
Andrew Schulz
I was watching Squid game. If they didn't have the numbers, I don't know if I'm recognizing what. You know what I mean? Like, if they didn't number them, I don't know if I'm recognizing everyone.
Just Hilarious
What they got to do with Trent.
Andrew Schulz
I don't know really.
Just Hilarious
I don't really know what I'm saying right now.
Andrew Schulz
Listen, let me apologize before an Asian rapper comes from me. Jen, I'm sorry.
DJ Envy
Jen. Jen, I apologize. Jen hits me up all the time. Shout out, Jen.
Charlamagne tha God
I get what you mean by the numbers now.
DJ Envy
Oh, God. Don't ever watch comedy.
Andrew Schulz
It took her two watches.
DJ Envy
The life is out right now. Right now.
Jess Hilarious
It's Andrew Schultz. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the.
DJ Envy
Building who refuses to stop.
Jess Hilarious
Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin Hart.
Andrew Schulz
Welcome back, brother Kevin.
DJ Envy
He just won't sit down.
Just Hilarious
See that?
Jess Hilarious
How you feeling?
DJ Envy
Come on.
Just Hilarious
How you feeling yourself? Good, man. Life is great. No complaints, man. Here to talk about more. Which means great is happening. Still moving, still tracking, still working, still doing the same thing, but bigger.
Interviewer/Host
Talk to us about this new two part documentary.
Just Hilarious
You got number one on the call sheet.
Interviewer/Host
Congratulations.
Just Hilarious
Shout out to Jamie Foxx, man. This is a Jamie Foxx idea that he came to me with at Heartbeat. And, you know, it was a concept about being the one on the call sheet and the good and bad of it, right? He's like, you know, a lot of people experience it, but it doesn't do the same for everyone, you know, and whether it's the ego, whether it's the money, whether it's the idea of the money, whether it's the thought of my career is now about to be and it doesn't become like there's so many different concepts attached to it. I thought it was a great idea, man. You know, Fox is a brilliant mind. And I said to make it real, like, we gotta go out and, you know, of course, tap into all our relationships. So it started off as just the idea for men. Like, we were heavy on the men's side. And then we were like, yo, it's dope if you have it to where, you know, there's a male version and then we go and we tap into a female version as well and really just expand the conversation of success or lack thereof. And it's, it's dope to hear all these people talk about it. So I think people are gonna be blown away by hearing the good and the bad. Like everybody doesn't with the concept of.
DJ Envy
It, you know, or being number one on the cause.
Just Hilarious
Everybody doesn't with it, man.
DJ Envy
When did you become number one on the call sheet? And what does it mean to be that?
Just Hilarious
I've been number one for a while. I like, I love it. I love it. Like, I don't, I don't want to.
DJ Envy
Make it very clear.
Just Hilarious
I, I love it now.
Jess Hilarious
You never left the road. Why is the road so important to you?
Just Hilarious
Because you control it.
Andrew Schulz
You own it.
Jess Hilarious
There's nothing small venues, you do big venues.
Just Hilarious
Like nothing better than standup comedy. There's no job better than the job of live entertainment, live audience, your fans, your connection, your relationship. It doesn't die if you treat it like a plant and you forever water it. The plan is never going to die. Right? Like so if it can grow and you have good seasons, bad seasons, it's always going to be there and those fans are just going to ride with you forever. So I'm very adamant or staying true to stand up comedy. Nothing takes the place of stand up comedy. I don't give a what I'm doing the level that I'm doing at. I will go and do comedy club. I will come to New York for months on a time and just do a run of pop ups. That's my muse. That's my stress reliever.
Jess Hilarious
So did you hear Damon Wayne say that he would never do stand up anymore because he was like, people are too sensitive.
DJ Envy
No, he said people are stupid.
Jess Hilarious
Well, yeah, basically, you know, he says anything. People get offended too fast and it's like, it's just not worth the stress.
Just Hilarious
I understand. I don't see it the same way because I don't have that level of giving of I don't want to do the thing that I love to do because I'm caring so much about what everybody else is thinking about what I'm doing. Like, I don't.
Interviewer/Host
I think he meant that on, you know, how Dwayne's used to be like they no limit. Like you talk about anything. But now that since the new trend is being offended and a lot of people are just, you know, it is.
Just Hilarious
What it is though, like communities. I Mean Dame is Dame. Dame is a legend. Like, if Dame wanted to go on stage and around. Dame can do what he wants when he wants. The idea of people being upset or triggered, if you're thinking about that, like, then you're going down a crazy spiral. I'm not. Not doing comedy and thinking about the thought of what you think about what I'm saying. I have the things I want to talk about. I know the direction I want to go in. I'm not here to offend. I'm not here to aggravate or piss people off. I'm here to do my craft.
Jess Hilarious
Have you apologized yet to Delaware State University?
Just Hilarious
For what?
Charlamagne tha God
When you went to hbcu, you don't let it go.
Andrew Schulz
Come on.
Just Hilarious
Let it be known. Where did you go, sis? She didn't.
Interviewer/Host
Here's your shot.
DJ Envy
I thought I was trying to.
Charlamagne tha God
Delaware State University.
DJ Envy
There you go.
Just Hilarious
Letting me know it is. What do you mean? I. I know where. Delaware State. That's just a bunch of on campus.
Andrew Schulz
Shout out Delaware State.
Jess Hilarious
Why would I. Sean Jackson said you were sorry, huh?
Just Hilarious
I mean, first of all, it is all right, but it's like, smart people there, too. What do you mean? What you talking about? Hello. Estate knows I have no ill will towards them.
DJ Envy
I love you guys.
Just Hilarious
But it was a funny bit us lot of out there.
Interviewer/Host
You got your animated show out. Little Kev.
Just Hilarious
Yes.
Interviewer/Host
Talks about your life growing up.
Just Hilarious
Yes.
Interviewer/Host
What made you want to do that.
Just Hilarious
Animation style, you know, crazy. This has been a. This is a crazy development, man. This is, I want to say, like, seven to eight years in the making before we could actually, like, do it properly. Shouts out to Scott Mills over there at bet, man, for understanding, like, my world of want and allowing me to do it the way I wanted to do it. You know, it's an adult animation. And I wanted to, like, flip the story of the conversation attached to the hood. Right. Like, everybody talks about the hood from one point of view. You know, the hood is the hood and people like, the hood is up. It's so bad.
DJ Envy
Just a bunch of. In the neighborhood.
Just Hilarious
Yeah. Like, and I think that there's a. There's a positive side to it. You know, there's a role that everybody plays in the hood, especially when it comes to kids, families, like, everybody's a part of the village. Everybody's raising everybody's child. Everybody is aware. Everybody's in the know. Everybody's trying their best to service and eat. A good and even bad is happening, you know, when people find out there is an energy attached to trying to solve it and make it better. And this is a way of just flipping the conversation on the hood upside down. So it's about me, my upbringing, being in the hood, but having such a high level of love for the hood, for my family and for all the people around it.
DJ Envy
And just hilarious is in it. Keeping her away from Breakfast Club.
Just Hilarious
Come on. Okay, just, just don't listen to that.
Interviewer/Host
I don't.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, that's the redeemer. I don't listen.
Interviewer/Host
First of all, thank you.
Just Hilarious
I want to make something very clear when people say like, cat, thank you for giving people a job. People earn them job. Like, I'm not giving thank you anything. I'm not out like, hey, here, just, here's a gift. Like, that's just. That's her team. That's people working and saying, hey, this is a good thing to possibly put Jess up for. But you just say no process. I mean, you could say no. But when people are talented and earning things on their own, it's happening the way it's supposed to be. Appreciate. I'm not in the space of no. Of everything and I, I'm hand picking people and doing like that will mean that I'm, I mean the time in the day to do that and do it and do it and do it. And that means that the people around me aren't doing what the they're supposed to do. So it's your job to like properly package and put people in places to make these projects good. And it's my job to see it at the end stage of going, wow, this is a great cast. These are great personnel, great roles. I like this, I like this configuration, but just is earning it. Thank you.
DJ Envy
And you know, you do take the time to pour into the next generation. You know, Drewski was up here and Drew Ski said that you gave him and Kai Sinai not a bunch of movies to watch and told them, get your stu. Whatever your stupid asses is doing right now. Watch these movies.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah.
DJ Envy
And prepare for the next level.
Jess Hilarious
That's right.
Just Hilarious
I like what the younger generation is doing. It's crazy. I'm saying it like I'm, I'm really am a part of like a time of old.
DJ Envy
How old are you now?
Just Hilarious
45.
DJ Envy
Damn.
Just Hilarious
Well, it doesn't look it.
DJ Envy
I did that for.
Just Hilarious
You know, that older generation of like how we approach the business, how we approach the craft. Right. Like, and I think it's dope as to see this new generation navigate differently. Like the comedians of today did not go and work at it. The same way that we did, like, they're, they're breaking new ground, finding ways to be the personalities first and then get to the stage after. And the way that they're engaging with their audience and the way the audience is responding to them, I think it's dope, as in being a fan of it. I feel like it's my job now to figure out ways to like, grab this personnel when and where I can and, you know, try to push them forward with Kai and Drew Ski. Kai is such a monster, man. I told him, I said, look, man, I want to show you guys ways to like, give your audience more and ways to do more. So I came up with like, with some dope ass ideas, concepts for us to rock in together but stay true to the space of what they're doing. So Drew Ski, I know he came and he was like telling you guys about the movie. I don't want to tell y' all what it is, but it's a big, it's a big idea that we're working now. But I was like, to do it, you guys got to educate yourself on things in this space. So it wasn't homework. I was like, understand production, understand how movies are made. Understand the look and feel. I want you to be a part of the process so you can understand the process. And after you do this with me, go do it yourself. Go do it and figure out ways to, you know, do it with the other people that you're around.
DJ Envy
Down.
Jess Hilarious
Juicy said you actually set him up in that stream with that little kid. He said, he said it was you that actually set him up. That's, that's what I mean.
DJ Envy
You did though. You did start og they follow your lead.
Jess Hilarious
That's right.
Just Hilarious
First of all, what you need to understand is where the cameras are at all times. When I said the Drew Ski was in his ear, I said something in his ear. Okay, Nobody really knows what I said. He knows what I said. And then he took the liberty of going one and saying very harsh things, by the way, you know, things that shouldn't be.
Jess Hilarious
We've seen you walk right out.
Just Hilarious
Like, you see. I mean, I don't want to be around that. Okay. I've seen a lot of people get in fights. I've seen when it's about to happen. I go, I shouldn't be here.
Caller/Guest
Right?
Just Hilarious
I shouldn't be here. They about to start shooting.
DJ Envy
Yeah, yeah.
Just Hilarious
By the way, he's got the gun. I see it. I' ma leave right now. Yeah, yeah. So I just exited the room Because I think. I think at the time, I had to go to the bathroom, actually. And then a lot of stuff from what I was told happened. From what I was told, the kids start crying and stuff like that. And I came back.
DJ Envy
He wasn't even around.
Just Hilarious
I came back, and I was like, what's going on?
Donnell Rollins
On?
Just Hilarious
Right at that time, I'm the adult in the room trying to calm down.
DJ Envy
Right?
Just Hilarious
Like, hey, man, what's happening? And I think all the cameras caught me saying that, which is good for me, legally, so I was never attached.
DJ Envy
Drew said he felt like he could make those jokes because he's fat. And y' all were teasing him all day about being fat.
Just Hilarious
Oh, Juki. First of all, calling people fat is. That's aggressive.
DJ Envy
Well, you saw the Big Dank interview.
Just Hilarious
I just want to. I don't know where the cameras are. I just want to. Just want to say that's.
DJ Envy
You understand.
Just Hilarious
Is Drew Ski.
Charlamagne tha God
Big?
Jess Hilarious
Yes.
Just Hilarious
Is he a little bigger?
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
Right. Does he have problems breathing when he walks up steps? Yeah, of course.
Andrew Schulz
Of course. But.
Just Hilarious
But, you know, that little kid, I think, is on his way to a healthy lifestyle.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
You got to support that. Right? The little kid. Because he was talking. I think the little kid was talking about exercising and stuff.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
Which is good. And I'm always glad to just be on the positive side of conversation. That's what I'm about.
DJ Envy
That's right.
Just Hilarious
You know, I'm a beacon of light, life, joy.
Interviewer/Host
Kevin, at your. At the level of success that you are, being an actor, do you still have to audition for roles or.
Just Hilarious
Absolutely not.
Andrew Schulz
Okay.
Jess Hilarious
What are you talking about?
Interviewer/Host
He had said that he does.
DJ Envy
Well, no, I think Martin said he had to. He pitches. He still got to pitch projects.
Interviewer/Host
Oh, pitch that.
Just Hilarious
Yeah. That makes sense. If he's pitching things. I mean, am I. Am I really pitching things? I think I'm pitching ideas to my team. I'm more in the business of creating the things that I think best service my want and my. My direction in the business. Like, when you think about the dramas, you think about all the things that I've done in series. Like, that's been me. So true story. I was like, I wanna. I wanna kill somebody on camera. I think it'd be dope. And I went and found a guy that created Narcos, and I was like, yo, it'd be dope. As if we can collab and talk. But we developed it, and then I was like, okay, this is great. Let's go and take this out. Like, that's Developing it and then going to sell it. Fight Night. That was me, Will Packer, and Will telling me he had to write and us saying, hey, to do it, this can be dope, but let's do it this way and put the right people in it. So, like, the, the creative side of from start to finish is where I'm playing it now. But, like, auditioning. I'm not really auditioning. I think people, if they have a project, they're like, oh, Kevin would be good for this. And I'm getting those calls. Hey, we want you to do. And then I got a decision of if I want to do it or not.
Interviewer/Host
Like, for instance, the upside, that's still one of my favorite movies. You and Bryan Cranston, they already saw you for that role.
Just Hilarious
They said, we want to do the REM make. And we see you and Brian Cranston doing this. Are you interested?
Interviewer/Host
And that was genius.
Just Hilarious
Absolutely. And Nicole Kidman, I was like, absolutely, hands down. But it's, It's. It's coming out and having an ask not to say that I wouldn't audition.
DJ Envy
You would.
Andrew Schulz
No, no.
DJ Envy
He was trying to.
Just Hilarious
I'm trying to clean it up. I was trying to clean it up. I was trying to. I know you got cameras here. I just wanted to look in and make it just look like I'm willing to do. Right.
DJ Envy
What about, like, social media backlash? Because everybody, for whatever reason, was highly upset when you hosted NBA All Star Weekend or there was a sector, a section of the Internet that was acting.
Just Hilarious
Like they were, you know, you know, what, what, what energy do you give that I'm a partner to the NBA? Like, understand what that means? I'm not. I'm not coming on to be Kevin Hart and have funny moments to the NBA. The NBA has been a servicing aid to my career for over 15 years. Like, you go back and you'll look at how much I've been on NBA, TNT, and All Star Weekend, celebrity weekends. All these events like this, you're not looking.
Jess Hilarious
It's.
Just Hilarious
It's almost host adjacent. Right? Like, the personalities that we lean on because we're familiar with family and we know how they work. That's what that is. So the All Star. I'm not going to the All Star Game to try to create a big moment for me. I'm there because the energy of the All Star Game comes with Chuck, Ernie, Kenny, myself, Shaq. Like, we've been doing this for years. Like, like just talking and playing with one another, bantering on camera. That's not an easy Thing to do. They make it look easy. They make it look great.
Interviewer/Host
That's not an easy thing between you and Shaq.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, that's very easy. It's not an easy thing to do. Like, that chemistry, that rapport, it comes from, like, having a real understanding for how TV works. So you can't just throw new things in there because it gets weird. People don't understand the times. People don't understand the cuts. How much time you got to go cut back to the game. They're trying to do so much new. They're trying to discover it. So why. They're trying to figure it out. Here's personalities that we can lean on so at least we don't have dead space or dull moments on camera. That's what that is. So when you understand the technicality behind it, then you. You understand my involvement.
Donnell Rollins
I don't.
Just Hilarious
I don't feed into that, like, I know I'm there. Partnership.
DJ Envy
Do you ever tell Shaq to, like, really back up off you because he'd be kind of sexually assaulting you in a little bit. Just a little.
Just Hilarious
What does. There's only one time Shaq has done some crazy. Crazy.
DJ Envy
Okay.
Just Hilarious
Or I was uncomfortable.
DJ Envy
Hey, what was it?
Just Hilarious
Real Husbands when he. That whole thing that's on the Internet that they. Oh, yeah, yeah.
DJ Envy
That wasn't scripted, right?
Just Hilarious
It wasn't scripted. It was a moment when. Honestly, be rude. I couldn't do nothing about it. They got a cut.
DJ Envy
Right. This is.
Just Hilarious
You know.
Donnell Rollins
This.
Just Hilarious
Before I put a little size on, not to say I could do something to Shaq, but I didn't. You know, it was a very frail version of me. And, you know, it was. This is when Shaq was, like. When they were, like, just talking about Shaq being a cop and he really was a cop. We thought it would be funny as Shaq pulled me over on Real Husbands of Hollywood. And, you know, like, Shaq is, like, basically about to arrest me. You know, everybody can't improv.
DJ Envy
Say what he did.
Just Hilarious
You don't even have to say this. We're not even gonna discuss.
DJ Envy
But people who haven't seen it. Realtors is a great show. You should watch it.
Just Hilarious
Oh, it's a great show.
DJ Envy
But it's online.
Just Hilarious
Yeah. But what we're not gonna do is make it seem like someone at a work. Wait a second.
Andrew Schulz
So it's be gonna.
Just Hilarious
So what he. What he did was he grabbed me when I got out the car, and he just tried to get a little physical. Right. It was like, pat you down.
Donnell Rollins
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
But it's like. Like, everybody doesn't improv the same comedy. Crazy comedy is an art. Like, you ever see comedians when they try to, like, improv and some of them go too far or they don't know when to stop? You're like, hey, man, we got to end the scene. Like, you. They can't go over, like, oh, yeah, with your mama. And you're like, well, my mom. You can't bring up moms because we don't know who our moms are in this scene. It's like, I just Googled it, and.
DJ Envy
It says, hashtag, pause of the week. Hey, yo. Nah, Shaq, you straight violated Kevin Hart. You literally took that man to pound town.
Just Hilarious
What you're doing is ridiculous. That's actually. That's actually nuts.
Donnell Rollins
Nuts.
Just Hilarious
No, that's nuts. He grabbed me. He grabbed me. Throws me over the. Over the car, starts humping me. So I'm like, I remember.
DJ Envy
Turned you around, bent you over face.
Interviewer/Host
And say, you can tell.
Just Hilarious
Let me tell you what I can tell. Charlamagne Charlemagne is a pervert. Like, he's a nasty man. Like, in this brief time, I just found out a lot about him by the way he starts describing stuff.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
Very graphic. Nasty man. Yes.
Donnell Rollins
I just told you.
DJ Envy
I'm just describing what Shaq did to you.
Just Hilarious
He grabbed me, and he throws me over the car. He's like, you don't know what I can do. He. He starts humping me. I remember Ralph directed the episode. I remember I looked at Ralph. I'm like, hey, did y'. All.
Andrew Schulz
Did y'.
Caller/Guest
All.
Just Hilarious
Is it Pink Pages? Did something happen? Right? And they was like. They were like, all right. Nobody wanted to say Shaq. They was like, all right, we got it.
DJ Envy
So let's just.
Just Hilarious
Let's just move on.
DJ Envy
We just.
Just Hilarious
We just moved on.
Jess Hilarious
Did y' all talk about laughter?
Just Hilarious
No. We didn't even address it. We. I was like, man, just like, everybody just shut up.
DJ Envy
I tried to get you again off all weekend.
Just Hilarious
Everybody just shut up.
Andrew Schulz
No, he.
DJ Envy
Did you get triggered a little bit. I saw you. He was creeping up.
Just Hilarious
That's a very young. I'm more. I'm older, and I'm. I'm in a much more controlling state in my. In my life where I, you know, I would say something to Shaggy, you know, don't do that. Stop it. Right? Like a firm. Stop that. Right? But in that moment, that was Shaq.
Andrew Schulz
Trying to be funny.
Just Hilarious
That's my. That's my. Shouts out to the big dummy himself.
DJ Envy
I want to go back to number One on the call sheet because Sterling K. Brown did an interview where he said that people wanted to put him number one in the call she sheets. But he was superstitious about it because he'd been successful enough not being number one, so he was okay with being number two. What do you think of that?
Just Hilarious
I don't. I don't mind that, you know, I mean, as somebody that's been there, when, when you're there and you've. You've experienced whatever the conversation attached to it is, it's not the same level of important. Right? Like, it's. It's not important. Like, I was joking around earlier about the idea of number one of the call sheet, but it's not that important to me. I don't. I don't give a. I don't care about top billing. I don't need my name to be first. I don't need my name to be the biggest. When they first put the movie or the TV show out, like, if that's more important to you, I'm like, all right, let him get it.
DJ Envy
So when you in the Rock do a movie, who's number one on the call?
Just Hilarious
I let him get it. But he's. DJ's an ass. Yeah, he's an ass. You let him get it. I'm joking.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
Dj, by the way, he trumps me every time.
Andrew Schulz
What do you mean?
Just Hilarious
It's not even a conversation. I don't even bring it up. You're number one on this, right?
DJ Envy
What is it? Because the box office numbers, like, how do they.
Just Hilarious
I think he deserves to be number one when we do the project. He's a international superstar. Not to say that I don't have international success, but I don't think that we're equal in that regard. I think that his movies have performed and done crazy business internationally. And when we do projects that we want to appeal to the world, you should be first. I'm coming in and I'm. I'm on that train with you. I'm adding value to it, but I'm not bumped by you being first. We put an amazing cast together to help us get those audiences when we do, but I. I don't. I don't feel any type way about that. I think he deserves it and he should have it.
DJ Envy
Congratulations, too, man. You got it was announced that Heartbeat isn't working with the Faces.
Just Hilarious
Yes. Heartbeat.
DJ Envy
To be the official cultural curator to provide entertainment and live experiences for fans in the Indianapolis community.
Just Hilarious
Yes.
DJ Envy
First of all, what does that look like?
Just Hilarious
It's a Opportunity for our company. Right. Like you're. Our company is a creative engine for any resource that allows us to be right. Like, we are a business. So our business thrives when we can implement ourselves in places to create or elevate a brand, a company, an entity, an activation, whether it be live entertainment, storytelling, et cetera. Indiana with the Pacers and the Fever have an attraction coming. I think they have an all Star coming up, but it's more about. They're like, look, we're looking for ways to expand and elevate what we've done. They spent a lot of money on a new facility. They have a team that's thriving, a younger team. The Fever are thriving with star power, et cetera. So they're like, how do we elevate? How can we better tell our story? And I'm like, that's what we do. I'm looking to be a better partner for the NBA. How do we better tell stories for your brand? How do we better promote and market you? How can we amplify or activate differently? Like, these are words in the business that companies desperately want to hear from potential partners.
DJ Envy
Will Heartbeat call Mike Epps to do.
Just Hilarious
Absolutely.
DJ Envy
I told him I got. When he was there, I said, knowing, Kev, he's gonna call you to do something.
Andrew Schulz
Absolutely.
Just Hilarious
I mean, me and Mike's relationship now.
DJ Envy
You said, y' all good.
Just Hilarious
We're 10 times. But it took a long time to get to where we are now. But I'm. I'm happy at the. The road of, like, dumb because it got us to a place of real grown man. And we're not. We're not doing the dumb, like, tweets and no more like, Mike, call me. I'm calling you. And we. We talk. So, you know, when I did, Mike was the first one we got on the phone. We had a conversation. And me and Mike are very much on the same page. And I think, you know, a lot of the disconnect was from assumption. That's the realization that came about. But I have no ill will, no beef towards anybody. Damn sure not Mike. And, you know, right now, the priority between me and Mike are figuring out the thing that we're going to do together. And, you know, I told Mike, like, it's a. It's a real thing. Like, we've haven't done it because of this disconnect in our relationship. We've never been on screen together. We did Real Husbands together in the beginning. Mike did an episode, and that's the only time where we've ever Jousted on camera. And I was like, at this point in our career, like, we're not nobody but ourselves. So, you know, how do we make it work? And he's like, yeah, Kev, how do we make it work? And it's a mutual understanding. And I think now having that as a priority, his fans will be happy. My fans, I think will be happy. And I think it'd be dope for the culture when we do it.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Where is that version of Harlem Nights?
Just Hilarious
For this, this era, it's, it's hard, hard to happen. Because the idea of it being just one is what people can't let go of.
Jess Hilarious
What you mean?
Just Hilarious
Like, there doesn't have to be just one star.
Jess Hilarious
But Harlem Knights wasn't just one star.
Just Hilarious
That's why I worked.
DJ Envy
Right?
Just Hilarious
That's why it worked. Richard didn't give a about Eddie. Eddie didn't give a. About Richard. The two biggest comedians, minus the bull, the only person that was missing that should have been in that Cosby in some degree, right. A showing of him. But they have Red Fox, Robin Harris. Like if you go and you look at the names Della Reese, like you, you look at the names and the people in Harlem Nights, you looked at a conglomerate cast of hard hitting comics of color. We don't have that to date.
Interviewer/Host
And even when it comes to like the younger comics, man, it's been a few of like D.C. young Fly has countless scripts that he has and he's trying to get all of us like in this generation to come. But egos and, and what's she gonna be getting and who gonna be the main character up? I ain't working with her or how he. You know what I mean?
Just Hilarious
So the problem with the, with the younger generation of comics, man, I made money so fast. Good money, not a little money. They made money so fast. So it's definitely the idea of doing that for that I. Dude, I'm over here getting. It's like the idea, come here now.
DJ Envy
I mean, absolutely.
Just Hilarious
Just, just, just made money, still making money, right? Like just understands that road money, that road money is a different type of money. These comics or new comics influencers turn com are making real money. So until you get to a point where you understand the money isn't going to drive your next stage of success, if your next stage of success or want for success is attached to IP projects, whatever, you cannot do it by yourself. You gotta tap in. That's what people are afraid to do. And they're afraid to do it, especially in our culture because we Feel like there can only be one. And that younger mindset in this business today is a cash driven mind. The money will come. I'm telling you, the money will come. The ideas don't. The relationships and partnerships don't.
Jess Hilarious
There you go.
Just Hilarious
That's the difference. I mean, I don't.
DJ Envy
Understand.
Just Hilarious
Little cash Rev. I'm excited about it. Adult animation BET plus Once again, shouts out to bet. Shouts out to my amazing team at Heartbeat. Man, this is a piece of IP that I worked on for a long time. And to have it finally come to light is dope as it's funny, it's raw, it's edgy. It's a true testament to my mom and dad who aren't here. So rip to the hearts upstairs and maybe down. So you know my dad, they say he could be.
Donnell Rollins
I don't know.
DJ Envy
I don't know.
Just Hilarious
So, you know, just in the middle.
Jess Hilarious
My dad in the middle.
Just Hilarious
That's shouts out to pops, wherever you are. Yeah, I know. I don't know what side this is.
DJ Envy
You don't want to assume.
Just Hilarious
I don't want to assume. If God ever closed the door, my dad might have been on the outside. But it's a testament to them. So I can't wait for you guys to enjoy it. BET plus Watch it.
Andrew Schulz
Lock it in.
Just Hilarious
Number one on the call sheet. Shout out to Fox. Lock it in. I'm done.
Jess Hilarious
It's the Breakfast Club.
Donnell Rollins
It's Kevin.
Jess Hilarious
Watch out.
DJ Envy
Don't give a damn. So if you ever feel I need.
Jess Hilarious
To be a doctor, man, hit it with the heat.
Just Hilarious
Did she get dope any day? Please tell me I have become donkey of the Day.
DJ Envy
The Breakfast Club man. Donkey of the Day. Donkey of the day goes to a 55 year old Georgia woman named Cheryl Cole. Now, Cheryl was convicted Monday of murder and aggravated assault and the death of her husband. Yep, old Cheryl was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole after she smoked her husband. Okay. Her husband name is Luther Luke Code iii. And he was shot and killed after his wife drank four or five Angry Orchard Hard Ciders. I never heard of that brand until this morning. Not a good way to get introduced because I don't really drink like that anymore, but when I do, it will never be Angry Orchard Hard Cider. Now, Cheryl told the police she was just trying to protect herself. Told the police she thought her husband was an intruder and claimed she didn't realize she shot her husband until he reportedly said, cheryl, girl, you shot me. Well, that story was a lie. Would you like to know what Happened for real. Okay, let me read you the headline. Everybody pay attention. Woman shot husband dead after he wanted to add new rules to their open marriage. I repeat, woman shot husband dead after he wanted to add new rules to their open marriage. Now that's the headline. And I know when you heard that headline, you immediately blame the man. Man, you immediately think, look at him being greedy. Already got an open marriage but wanted more. No, it was actually her. See, investigators discovered that they was having issues in their marriage. Okay? A series of text messages they discovered showed the couple beefing over their open marriage. Cheryl Cole asked her husband for permission to see another man later that week. That's respectful. In an open marriage. I would just assume those are the rules. We can see other people, but just let me know what's going on. Let's just be honest with each other. Other. But then the husband asked her, does she also plan to see a second man the same day? To which the wife replied, lol. The victim, Luther Luke Cole, who is now dead, reportedly said her response turned his stomach. Of course it did. Okay, I mean, I know we got an open marriage, but you don't have to be a whole whore about it, okay? I mean, how much vagina do you have have to give? Okay, I'm still your husband, so I need a piece. Okay, you got another dude who getting a piece and now you handing out slices to someone else when there's no pie left for me, okay? You just out here acting like your poom poom is bottomless. Like men can enjoy unlimited refills of that 55 year old snatch. Not to mention, okay, no one woman should have all those UTIs. Yes, multiple sexual partners can increase the risk of developing urinary tract infections. And you just out here bringing that cloudy and foul smelling urine in the house.
Caller/Guest
House.
DJ Envy
Yes, your husband has every right to feel sick to his stomach. Okay, I know we got an open marriage, but don't run out now, okay? How many people are you going to let travel through our love tunnel? By the way, this is the plot of many a TWA movie. Okay, let me tell you something. For anyone who wants to engage in having their marriage open are slightly ajar, watch a TWA movie first, okay? They on tubi. All right, fine. Early 2000s viewing. And all the TWA movies explored the consequences of instances of a married couple's decision to engage in a threesome. And there was always some dangerous or nut ass complication that would happen. Envy, you told me that your favorite episode was when the college student turned into a Male prostitute. And he fell in love with another male escort. And you said that episode really made you think. What did it make you think about?
Just Hilarious
Lies.
Jess Hilarious
I didn't say that.
Interviewer/Host
I've never seen it.
DJ Envy
Guys.
Jess Hilarious
No, I said lies.
DJ Envy
The moral of the story is when you married, just leave Pandora's body box and your marriage closed. What's the point of being married if you're gonna leave your marriage open at all times? Like a waffle House. Okay. Cheryl said she suggested they in their open marriage because it was causing issues. You think? But he reportedly wanted to keep it going with more ground rules. Yes, a two penis minimum. Okay? Mine and your little boyfriend. Okay, but now you want us to be the locks and bring in a third member. Your vagina will not be a group project as long as we're married, man.
Donnell Rollins
Ma'.
Just Hilarious
Am.
DJ Envy
And then the police report says that Luther got even more upset when he found out his wife was talking about their issues with a friend. My God, we already got an open marriage. And you telling the world how that poom poom is on a world tour. She claims she shot her husband in self defense. She reportedly said he came storming into the room and tried dragging her out of bed. And when he left the room, she grabbed the gun, fired a warning shot, which she said made him angry before pulling the trigger. The second time. Time she said she was just trying to hit the wall behind the TV so it would scare him off and make him leave. But she actually shot and killed him. He's dead now. Okay? All because she was out there sharing her lady bitch like a buffet at Golden Corral. And by the way, even though buffets are labeled all you can eat, they will impose restrictions if your eating behavior is deemed excessive or disruptive to other customers. Cheryl, your excessive sexual behavior was disruptive to your husband. Okay? It was excessive, all right? He said something and now he's dead. And you are doing life behind bars. Let me be the first to tell you, okay? Or maybe the second after the judge you deserve. Please give Cheryl Cole the biggest he, huh?
Interviewer/Host
Yo, that's crazy.
DJ Envy
Insane.
Interviewer/Host
You shot him and killed him.
DJ Envy
All because he just simply didn't want you to be out there with two guys.
Interviewer/Host
They had to come from somewhere. I else it sounds a little deeper. You wouldn't like.
Just Hilarious
Come on.
Interviewer/Host
We already have an open marriage, okay? Now I change the rules and you.
DJ Envy
Shoot and kill me because you being greedy. You running out. You running out.
Interviewer/Host
I know greed is evil. And that can lead to a lot of different crazy consequences, even murder. But come on this had to be deeply rooted in other problems that they were having.
Jess Hilarious
You want to play a game?
DJ Envy
You want to play a game?
Donnell Rollins
Yeah, let's do it.
Just Hilarious
Let's play a game.
DJ Envy
Let's play a game. Let's play a game of guess what Races. All right. Shout out. Cheryl Cole was convicted of murder and aggravated assault in the death of her husband. She shot her husband because he wanted to change rules in their open marriage. DJ envy me first.
Donnell Rollins
Yes.
DJ Envy
What racy is this a tough one.
Jess Hilarious
But it's not tough. Right? Why Cheryl and Luther feel like black names.
DJ Envy
Uh huh.
Jess Hilarious
But this situation seems white. I'm going white.
Just Hilarious
Shake it off.
DJ Envy
I shake it off. Okay, okay. Just hilarious. Cheryl Cole was convicted Monday of murder and aggravated assault and the death of her husband. Her husband. She shot him because he wanted to change the rules of their open marriage. And please pay attention to the fact that I said she drank four or five Angry Orchard hard ciders. Oh, wow. Just hilarious. Guess what ratio.
Interviewer/Host
Angry Orchard white all over it. Now, Luther might be black. Luther might have been black. It could have been a biracial. I mean, you know, interracial marriage. Right? That Cheryl.
Jess Hilarious
Now I'm thinking white was white. It's white all the way.
Interviewer/Host
I don't think Luther was white.
DJ Envy
White all the way.
Jess Hilarious
White all the way.
Just Hilarious
White all the way.
DJ Envy
DJ Envy and Jessa Larish, you both are absolutely correct. Cheryl Cohen, Luther are absolutely Caucasian.
Jess Hilarious
Okay?
DJ Envy
Capital riot.
Jess Hilarious
White.
DJ Envy
January 6th, insurrection white.
Just Hilarious
Oh, my goodness. All right. Some hazard.
Donnell Rollins
White.
Jess Hilarious
Both.
Caller/Guest
That's right.
DJ Envy
Look at them. Girls with the daily dip.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, my goodness. Everybody is DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building.
DJ Envy
One of the most slept on comedians of our generation, Donnell R. Come on. Round of applause for Don. One of the most slept on comedians of our generation, Donnell Rollins.
Andrew Schulz
Man, I agree.
DJ Envy
Don L. What's up, Donnell?
Jess Hilarious
How you feeling, man? How you feeling?
Donnell Rollins
I'm feeling good. I feel like I just got this product and it works wonders. It's supposed to remove smells good, bad, negative energy.
Jess Hilarious
There's no negative energy here.
Donnell Rollins
But it's a Palo Santo spray and it works wonders for people.
Jess Hilarious
How are you feeling, man? How's your son? I've seen you on the river. I seen you really enjoying life, man. We appreciate that, man.
Donnell Rollins
It's horrible. Really?
Just Hilarious
Yeah. Damn.
Donnell Rollins
And it's got even worse since you recommended a therapist for me to go see.
DJ Envy
Oh, yeah. You started going to. You started going to therapy.
Donnell Rollins
Yep. And he gave me horrible advice. All the advice it was a situation with me dealing with, like, baby mama drama, okay? And I say, sometime I get to a point where I'm just frustrated. I don't know what to do. And then he said, what would, you know, what would you do if you was doing a comedy show, right? And you wasn't the audience wasn't engaged, whatever, what would you do? I said, well, I've had that situation where I had to fall back, regroup, speak a little slower, you know what I'm saying, and start all over. And he said, why don't you do that in your relationship? And I tried that, and it still didn't work. So thank you for giving me the worst therapist in the world today. No, I'm not saying it was bad. Huh?
Charlamagne tha God
What happened when you tried it? Why didn't it work?
Donnell Rollins
It did. It just. It just didn't work. I think we. I don't know. It just didn't work.
Charlamagne tha God
I saw you post your son's birthday, though, and it seemed like y' all are.
DJ Envy
But that's the son. That's not the mother of his child.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah, but you. Different relationships with her. So I figured all the co parenting stuff was going well.
Donnell Rollins
It is going well. It's a tough thing, I tell you, for anybody that's doing co parenting, it's tough. Especially when you. You still may have some emotions involved. Whatever. But I will say this. I dated this.
DJ Envy
Do you still have emotions?
Donnell Rollins
No.
Just Hilarious
No.
Interviewer/Host
Come on.
DJ Envy
It's okay. Open up. All right.
Donnell Rollins
Can we. Can we have rules? Can we have rules of engagement?
Just Hilarious
What do you mean?
Donnell Rollins
Like, you're gonna have to raise your hand. You're gonna have to do something different. All right? The way you communicate. I don't really like it. And I was trying to explain. I dated this girl some years ago, right? And she got separate. She was separate. Her parents divorce when she was young. Right. And I also. I used to always see.
Jess Hilarious
He said raise his hand when he had a question, but still.
Donnell Rollins
You gotta let me finish. You have to let me finish my sentence.
DJ Envy
Is this about the mother of your child or. This is another one.
Donnell Rollins
It's about what I wanted to be about.
DJ Envy
Okay. Okay.
Just Hilarious
All right.
DJ Envy
Yes. I'm just asking.
Jess Hilarious
Guys. We all hairs together, Guys.
Donnell Rollins
So I used to see this woman I used to date. Her parents were still together. They would do Thanksgiving, they would do dinners and do all this type of stuff. And I used to say they must be smashing. No way that they're that connected to each other. But as I got older or had this situation in my Life. I was like, nah, they was just trying to give or create the best family situation as a co parent they could do. So that's what I do. I apply in my life and we do do a good job.
DJ Envy
But you respect you.
Donnell Rollins
No.
Jess Hilarious
So you don't have emotions is what his question was.
Donnell Rollins
No, I don't.
DJ Envy
I mean, I would like you.
Donnell Rollins
I don't think she still likes me, but I. What?
Jess Hilarious
So that's emotions? Because you said this emotion involved.
DJ Envy
You said that.
Jess Hilarious
That's what you said.
Interviewer/Host
You said it can be. He said it can be hard when emotions.
DJ Envy
When emotions are still involved.
Donnell Rollins
Thank you. Thank you for the clarity, Jess.
DJ Envy
Well, no. So you still have emotion. No, she still has emotion.
Donnell Rollins
Nobody has emotion. We are raising a beautiful young man. And I mean, this is one thing I say about my co parenting situation. A lot of times when mom and dad are not together like that, it's separate. It's like my mother, my father, you know what I'm saying? But my son, whenever he talks, he speaks on us as a family, as parents. It's not like I'm going to my mother's house or my father's house. So we're doing a good job with that. And Austin is a beautiful kid.
DJ Envy
Do you regret anything? Do you regret anything?
Donnell Rollins
What?
Jess Hilarious
Do you regret anything in that situation?
Donnell Rollins
A relationship?
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Because you said before that you were the one that messed it up, correct?
Donnell Rollins
I didn't say I was the one that messed it up.
DJ Envy
I can see that though. We can see you being the one.
Donnell Rollins
That messed it up. What were you saying?
Interviewer/Host
Okay, so when you go on stage, do you talk about, you know, your past relationship or your co parenting relationship with your son's mother on stage?
Donnell Rollins
Oh, yeah.
Interviewer/Host
Has she ever heard about that?
Donnell Rollins
Oh yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Does she like it?
Donnell Rollins
Is that.
Just Hilarious
No, that's.
Donnell Rollins
Nah, it was. I'm gonna tell you, she knows me. My life is gonna go on stage.
Just Hilarious
Right?
Donnell Rollins
Yeah, she understands that. But sometimes when people get in your head, you know what I'm saying? Like what she thought was a funny jokes, one of her girlfriend, uh, I don't believe he did that. And he gaslighted and all that stuff. We had that situation, but you know, I mean, you dated a comedian. That's what it's gonna be. My life is gonna be on stage. But I'm always. I never would do or say anything to put her in a bad light or anything because at the end of the day, she gave me the biggest gift of my life. So I'm forever grateful for that. And I even Said, you know, it's a certain. It's a certain amount for someone to have your kids. A certain amount of love I think you're gonna always have.
Just Hilarious
Yeah.
Donnell Rollins
Is that. Does that mean getting back together or rekindling anything? It doesn't, but it's a certain amount of love and respect they always have. The next question.
Jess Hilarious
Did you ever ask her, like, how it affects her when you go on stage and talk about it? Because that could bring trauma. Did you ever, like.
Donnell Rollins
I don't really know.
DJ Envy
I don't. I don't.
Donnell Rollins
I can't, man.
Jess Hilarious
If I said you care, so if.
Donnell Rollins
I care, but I don't care because.
Jess Hilarious
Damn.
Charlamagne tha God
That didn't come out of therapy.
DJ Envy
That was. That was disgusting.
Jess Hilarious
That was disgusting.
DJ Envy
Can you call on me, please?
Donnell Rollins
Yeah, go ahead.
DJ Envy
Do you think that calling yourself.
Donnell Rollins
And my brother said, the gays don't really like you the way you think.
DJ Envy
They do when you said that, you.
Donnell Rollins
Know, that's what he said when you said. He said, get over yourself when you.
DJ Envy
Said dating a nigga. Narcissist. Speaking of not being able to get over yourself, when you talk about dating a narcissist, do you think that's triggering for the mother of your child?
Donnell Rollins
I didn't say date. So you don't know who the narcissist is?
DJ Envy
You clearly.
Donnell Rollins
How you know that's me?
DJ Envy
Because of what you just said.
Jess Hilarious
Because she didn't sign up for that part of it.
Donnell Rollins
All right, what we're gonna do is we're gonna have to slow down. All right? There's just too much going on right now.
Charlamagne tha God
You can't track.
Donnell Rollins
All right, we gonna slow down.
DJ Envy
So either way it's triggering because whether or not she had to date you, who's the narcissist, or you're calling her a narcissist, that is gaslighting.
Donnell Rollins
It's up to this. Up to the interpretation of who thinks.
Just Hilarious
I don't know who.
Donnell Rollins
The narcissist.
DJ Envy
Gaslighting. Calling her.
Donnell Rollins
I don't know what the narcissist really is. Every time I use it, it come up in my algorithms. The minute we argue about something, it's always, if the narcissist woman would do this, I don't know what the narcissist is. I just think it's. It's a word that you use to sell books and make more money on the side.
Jess Hilarious
I feel special for her because she.
DJ Envy
Didn'T sign up for that part of it.
Just Hilarious
She just sits there, narcissist.
Donnell Rollins
And you just talk about you are the narcissist. Yes.
DJ Envy
Now, you've always been raw and unfiltered. Has being too real ever cost you opportunities in this industry and in your personal life?
Donnell Rollins
Oh, great. Question has been no, because I am who I am. I don't act like I'm anybody else. And then with me is what you don't like?
DJ Envy
The version of you.
Donnell Rollins
I don't really care about what people like. If I'm presenting myself the best way I can and I'm putting it out there like I want to. I can't care about people, but, like, I can't let the. I can't let. I can't let people control what I'm doing on stage or off stage.
DJ Envy
Yes.
Donnell Rollins
Yeah. Do you think, you know, why are you so quiet?
Charlamagne tha God
I'm just.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Raise your hand.
Charlamagne tha God
Oh, me?
Donnell Rollins
Yes.
Charlamagne tha God
You know, I'm just in here observing. I just, you know, it's been a.
Donnell Rollins
While since I'm observing.
Charlamagne tha God
Observing.
DJ Envy
What do you see? What do you see?
Donnell Rollins
What is observing from your perspective? Is it a B or a V? Observing from your perspective?
Andrew Schulz
What do you see?
Charlamagne tha God
I think he's having a hard time tracking because, you know, as he gets up there, too many people.
Donnell Rollins
What does get.
Jess Hilarious
Wow.
Andrew Schulz
Get up.
Donnell Rollins
What does get up there mean?
Charlamagne tha God
Up on the chair where you sat down at.
DJ Envy
Wow.
Donnell Rollins
Oh, okay.
Jess Hilarious
What question do you think that, you know, you lost your edge now that you change? You play pickleball, you go river. You do white things, more pickleball gives.
Donnell Rollins
You do white. You was riding bikes with biker shorts on, son. You did that for.
DJ Envy
That is true. Fair point. And you know. Fair point.
Donnell Rollins
The shoes that go into the thing, you know, the shoes that you put inside the pedal, the bike shoes.
Jess Hilarious
I lost my edge a little bit. That's my asking.
Donnell Rollins
You did that for three weeks. So you put that in the garage. You got your photo op. You probably got a sponsorship for that. And then he was like, okay, on to the next. That's what you did.
Jess Hilarious
Sir, we were thinking about you earlier, thinking about something that Charlemagne and I were talking about that, you know, since we got to this age. It's very enjoyable. Have you ever thought about getting a but day?
Donnell Rollins
No.
DJ Envy
Why?
Donnell Rollins
I just don't. No, that's not my thing. That's the gateway.
DJ Envy
The gateway to what? Clean booty.
Jess Hilarious
Clean booty.
Donnell Rollins
That's a gateway to. That's a gateway to your lifestyle. That's what it is. You wouldn't be who you are right now if you didn't. Your first Boudet.
DJ Envy
First of all, there's nothing wrong with.
Donnell Rollins
A B. I'm not here for all of you.
DJ Envy
Have you ever been gay? Have you ever been gay for a bidet? Oh, you have gifts. No, I'm sorry.
Donnell Rollins
This is unfortunate. I'm. It's not a thing. It's not a. Just right here. It's because I've had. And there's nothing. No slight on the ladies in here, but I've had a history with these guys.
Interviewer/Host
Oh, okay.
Donnell Rollins
For so many years. And I.
Charlamagne tha God
You came up here with gifts for them two people.
DJ Envy
What is this?
Donnell Rollins
What is it? It's a gift.
Charlamagne tha God
It's a. Oh.
Just Hilarious
Oh.
Donnell Rollins
Get a close up. Get a close up. Get a close up.
Just Hilarious
Look.
Donnell Rollins
Get a close up.
DJ Envy
He got me a pair of gay force ones.
Donnell Rollins
No, look, it's how. My greatest moments of with y' all. That is so.
DJ Envy
I appreciate these gay force ones.
Charlamagne tha God
Now I understand why me and Jess don't have.
DJ Envy
These are dope.
Donnell Rollins
I do apologize.
DJ Envy
The pink shoelace.
Donnell Rollins
Yeah. My guy Evans out of Baltimore. Got artist out of Baltimore.
DJ Envy
Very thoughtful gift.
Donnell Rollins
Look at it. But no, it's not. It wasn't supposed to be thoughtful. It's supposed to be insulting. I just wanted. I wanted y' all to see the memories.
Jess Hilarious
My birthday.
DJ Envy
And I'm gonna wear them.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, I'm gonna wear them this weekend.
DJ Envy
These aren't even the same pictures on both of them.
Andrew Schulz
That's crazy.
DJ Envy
This is amazing. Donna, this is very thoughtful.
Charlamagne tha God
Did I say Diddy?
DJ Envy
Thank you for thinking of me.
Charlamagne tha God
I thought I saw Diddy on the other side of it.
Interviewer/Host
Let me see.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Diddy would be on his. Because he sat between Diddy's legs.
Donnell Rollins
I didn't sit between Diddy legs. I slipped.
DJ Envy
In a puddle. Of what? What? Of oil. All right.
Donnell Rollins
No, I was. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna revisit that. That's the part of my life.
Jess Hilarious
When you redo the Juice skit. I thought that was hilarious. That one was.
Caller/Guest
Yeah.
Donnell Rollins
I'm gonna always be insulting to you guys.
Just Hilarious
I loved it, actually.
Interviewer/Host
Donnell, how frustrating is it, right, when people are not taking you serious because you're a comedian?
Donnell Rollins
It's interesting because I really. For what we do, I don't really want people to take me serious. I want them to find me to be funny. You know what I'm saying? People take you too. That's not true. That's not your question.
DJ Envy
No, that's not true. You like to be taken serious.
Charlamagne tha God
Yeah.
DJ Envy
That. You actually get very frustrated when people don't take you as serious as they Should.
Donnell Rollins
What makes you think I get frustrated?
DJ Envy
Because you told me that verbatim.
Just Hilarious
Yes.
DJ Envy
You remember when you told me that? Remember when you yelled at me over first the phone and I didn't realize that you were playing. I thought we were playing, and then you was like, no, you don't ever take me serious. And that's. That.
Donnell Rollins
That's a horrible impression of this interview.
DJ Envy
You said, I would like to get a real interview once, like every other thing that comes.
Donnell Rollins
No, it's a. It's a gift and a curse if you want to say.
Interviewer/Host
Yeah.
Donnell Rollins
You know, because it's times you want people to understand that you're serious, but at the end of the day, as a comedian, I don't want people to take me that serious. I want people to, you know, think I'm funny and laugh at. Laugh at the joke.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host
But in times when you are really serious, you know, like when you were talking about your dad.
Donnell Rollins
Yeah.
Interviewer/Host
You know, and how he.
Donnell Rollins
You're trying to. You're trying to trigger something.
Interviewer/Host
I'm not. I just want.
Donnell Rollins
I just said the timing sometimes. And there's times that I have moments, and I was having a moment that went viral, and you laughed and you laughed, and I thought that was very insensitive.
Interviewer/Host
Yeah.
DJ Envy
What do we laugh at now?
Jess Hilarious
What's. What's the biggest shot? Childhood trauma. That bothers you?
Donnell Rollins
You want to know?
Jess Hilarious
Yes, sir.
Donnell Rollins
I don't even know if I can say this, and y' all gonna laugh at me.
Jess Hilarious
I'm not gonna laugh at you.
DJ Envy
I promise you.
Donnell Rollins
We're not gonna laugh. When I grew up.
Just Hilarious
Right.
Donnell Rollins
And I remember. I was trying to explain a part of my life, and I think that it was very insensitive.
DJ Envy
That's only because we laughed before you got to the part about your uncle.
Donnell Rollins
What about. It was. It was about. It was about my dad.
Jess Hilarious
It was his dad, not his uncle, who died.
DJ Envy
Oh, it was. That was the part about that. No, I thought he laughed about your dad passing away another time.
Caller/Guest
What?
DJ Envy
But the other part, when you were talking about being grown up, I said.
Donnell Rollins
When I grew up, I was trying to go back to a story of my childhood.
DJ Envy
Oh, I thought that.
Donnell Rollins
And it was relating to the relationship that I had with my son. And then when I was doing that, that's when y' all left. But I. You know, that I've gotten past that.
DJ Envy
Did your brother spend a lot of time with your uncle? More than you.
Interviewer/Host
Who's your uncle?
Donnell Rollins
First of all? My brother, who happened to be a part of the letter community. Said that the gays don't like. What is trade?
Charlamagne tha God
Trade, Charlemagne.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, trade.
Charlamagne tha God
He comes off as, like, not gay, but he said.
Donnell Rollins
He said you are not trade.
Interviewer/Host
So that means you flamboyant not.
Donnell Rollins
He said you're not trade, and nobody's checking for you.
DJ Envy
Trade is a masculine, potentially straight identifying man who engages in same sex activity for various benefits, like money or companionship. So what I've been told is that I'm not trade. I'm actually a butch queen.
Interviewer/Host
Oh, wow.
DJ Envy
So ask your brother that. Call him.
Interviewer/Host
He sounds very trady after he call your brother Definition.
DJ Envy
Does he think since I'm not trade, does he think I'm a butcher queen?
Donnell Rollins
I don't think. You think he said butch queen.
Jess Hilarious
That's like a double negative.
Donnell Rollins
So my brother decided to text me back. This is what he said. Because I need to have an understanding. And his voice. This is what he said. Okay. Nobody in the black LBGT community thinks he's straight. All right? Trade would never have his eyebrows. And when was he elected? Elected the spokesperson for black people. I must have missed that meeting.
DJ Envy
He's still my boy, but he's still my boy. Ask him if I'm a butch queen, though.
Jess Hilarious
Call him again. Call him.
Just Hilarious
Is he a butch queen?
Jess Hilarious
FaceTime.
Donnell Rollins
Hello.
Caller/Guest
Whatever.
Donnell Rollins
So I have Charlemagne here. He had a question for you, Chuck.
DJ Envy
Okay, so you don't consider me trade?
Donnell Rollins
No, boy, no.
Just Hilarious
Come on.
DJ Envy
What about. What about a butch queen?
Just Hilarious
Queen? Yeah, Absolutely.
Interviewer/Host
Oh, his brother said absolutely.
Andrew Schulz
But what is a.
Donnell Rollins
What is a. What is a butch queen? What the kids will call Charlemagne. The Y ends.
Just Hilarious
No, not the wire.
Donnell Rollins
The older ones. I don't know what.
DJ Envy
And Donnell would be a bear. Right?
Interviewer/Host
What is that?
Just Hilarious
What am I?
Charlamagne tha God
What is a bear?
Interviewer/Host
Envy won't be something.
DJ Envy
What am I, a fraggle maggot? This is plain old.
Donnell Rollins
That's Envy. Envy said. What is he?
Jess Hilarious
I don't.
Just Hilarious
I don't really know what to put.
Donnell Rollins
The light skin people. Oh, it's a whole different. It's a whole different category. Because your complexion.
Andrew Schulz
Yes.
Just Hilarious
There's rules to this.
Donnell Rollins
What are the rules? I'm giving them to you. Okay. I'm here to listen. What else?
Just Hilarious
You want you to just ask me?
Donnell Rollins
Well, Charlemagne would not betray butch Queen.
DJ Envy
Absolutely.
Jess Hilarious
Charlemagne. The top of bottom.
DJ Envy
I'm. I'm a power top. Clear. Really? That would be me. I can see that.
Interviewer/Host
I can see me being versatile, flexible.
DJ Envy
Could you leave your brother alone, Tyler?
Charlamagne tha God
Last thing.
Donnell Rollins
His.
Interviewer/Host
His brother. I mean, tell your brother that he loves doing tricks on the bidet. What is that?
Donnell Rollins
Oh, Charlie. Man loves doing tricks on the bidet. What is that?
Caller/Guest
Being prepared. Being well prepared.
Just Hilarious
Okay, all right.
Donnell Rollins
I told him.
Just Hilarious
I told him that was.
Donnell Rollins
I told him that was the gateway. The gateway, but. The gateway. The gateway. But thank you for giving me a little bit more acknowledge on who this mother really is.
DJ Envy
Thank you, Chuck.
Donnell Rollins
Anytime. You take it easy, all right?
Just Hilarious
Take it easy.
Interviewer/Host
Charlamagne.
DJ Envy
I was just. This brought to my attention a comment that somebody posted. You were on Kill Tony. I was yesterday with Rob Snyder.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, you went back. Okay, nice.
DJ Envy
And somebody.
Donnell Rollins
I went back.
Interviewer/Host
See, I made up. Everything was made up. Kill Tony.
Donnell Rollins
We know. I never had an issue with Kill Tony.
DJ Envy
It was really bad for you on there at one point.
Donnell Rollins
It wasn't bad.
Just Hilarious
I.
DJ Envy
It was. You got booed and booed.
Donnell Rollins
What are you talking about? I didn't get booed on Kill Tony.
Charlamagne tha God
That was another place.
Donnell Rollins
I got booed on Rose Battles.
DJ Envy
No, no, no. You walked off and killed Tony.
Donnell Rollins
I removed myself from a negative situation.
DJ Envy
That guy was.
Donnell Rollins
I didn't say I had a guy.
Just Hilarious
I. Could y' all please stop?
DJ Envy
You walked off because the guy was killing you so bad.
Donnell Rollins
I did not boo him, though.
DJ Envy
Javante. What happened?
Jess Hilarious
They didn't boo him that time.
DJ Envy
I'm sorry. Javon, what happened?
Donnell Rollins
I didn't.
DJ Envy
Come here. Javon, come to the mic.
Charlamagne tha God
He crashed out.
DJ Envy
What?
Andrew Schulz
What?
DJ Envy
What happened?
Just Hilarious
Okay, so go ahead, tell the story.
Donnell Rollins
Why did you.
DJ Envy
What does he hit you? If you need help, blink if you need help.
Just Hilarious
I just don't. I just don't want to come on here and act like Donna. I love you so much. He's a great representation.
DJ Envy
If you need help, tell us what happened at K. Not last night, but the time before when he walked off.
Just Hilarious
Well, he has a tendency to crash out. And so at that point.
DJ Envy
Don't know.
Jess Hilarious
Don't look at him.
Interviewer/Host
He was already gone.
Just Hilarious
He was already gone.
DJ Envy
Okay, damn.
Jess Hilarious
Look at me at Jess, okay?
Just Hilarious
He was already gone and he. He walked off.
DJ Envy
So what do you think happened at the last. Last one, the last tape? Because there's really negative comments that I'm about to read.
Just Hilarious
Killed this last night. Yeah, he killed it.
Interviewer/Host
Killed it. There.
Just Hilarious
There was nothing wrong with that.
DJ Envy
There's a comment that says Donnell Rawlings branded comedy is so bad to me, like watching a train wreck. Charlemagne is going to have a field day tomorrow.
Donnell Rollins
Damn.
Andrew Schulz
Jesus.
DJ Envy
Wow.
Interviewer/Host
Jesus.
Donnell Rollins
But, see, those are your type of people.
Just Hilarious
No, they're negative.
Donnell Rollins
They're negative.
Andrew Schulz
You.
Donnell Rollins
They're negative. Those are your type.
Jess Hilarious
You love that.
DJ Envy
Nothing to do with.
Donnell Rollins
You went through everything thing. You went through everything.
DJ Envy
Laura showed me this.
Donnell Rollins
And then first of all, all I.
Charlamagne tha God
Did was type your name and it was top of the.
DJ Envy
I didn't even know she called you a top.
Just Hilarious
I was.
Charlamagne tha God
I was. I typed your name in on X and then it just was like, probably like top three tweets.
Jess Hilarious
At least he didn't get booed. He didn't get booed again. That's the. That's.
Charlamagne tha God
The moment's good on stage.
Andrew Schulz
Yes, he is.
Charlamagne tha God
He's amazing on stage.
Just Hilarious
Okay.
Jess Hilarious
I don't like him booing him, though.
Donnell Rollins
Okay. The. The thing is, I did kill Tony some years ago.
Andrew Schulz
Yes.
Jess Hilarious
Five years ago, actually.
Donnell Rollins
And I was on that stage for two and a half hours and I had something to do. And I told Tony I'm not gonna be here forever.
DJ Envy
Two and a half hours is a long time.
Donnell Rollins
It's a very, very long time.
Jess Hilarious
You had a sushi date.
Donnell Rollins
I just didn't have a sushi date. It was one of those sushi spots where it takes a year to get a reservation. They sit six or eight people. It's not like going to sushi Sambo Sushi Stop. Like to go. It was one of it. I don't even know the name of it. It's a speakeasy joint. I wish. I feel bad that I'm. It's so. It's like one of the best place in Austin, Texas. I had to go. And what happened was they did a video where they showed me having. Going at with this comic. If you look at the video, you'll see it's one shot, one community. It's another shot. So they edit.
Jess Hilarious
I know you explained it last time.
DJ Envy
You know, if you're explaining, you're losing. I just want you to know that.
Interviewer/Host
No, no, that is not what that means.
DJ Envy
Yes, it does. This comment right here says what he said. Say it says somebody named Allegedly Drew. I don't know who that is. He has a check mark because you were hilarious. But Donnell Rawlings is the worst guest I've ever seen. Stereotypes are so real. That's what he said to Rob Schneider.
Jess Hilarious
But that.
Donnell Rollins
But the thing is that base. And I will say Tony has created platform for people to get on. That's one of the biggest YouTube shows. Whatever. But the people that watch that, they just like. They just. They are a lot of. I say 75 of people. They're trolls. They live for moments like that. They live to try to get on your skin and they do every time.
Charlamagne tha God
Time Does a troll Never get on your nerves. So it does.
Donnell Rollins
You said they do sometimes, but I'm. I'm getting better.
Jess Hilarious
Do you want to hug?
Donnell Rollins
Ignoring it. No, I don't want to hug.
Interviewer/Host
Well, I love you.
Donnell Rollins
I don't know what I want.
Interviewer/Host
You have shows at the stress Factory Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Jess Hilarious
Are they sold out yet?
Interviewer/Host
Is it six shows or five?
Donnell Rollins
It's two shows Friday, two shows Saturday and one show on Sunday.
Interviewer/Host
Okay, so five.
Donnell Rollins
I do well in that club. I'm pretty sure it will sell out.
Jess Hilarious
Said he sells out before he became a base. Even have to talk about this.
Donnell Rollins
Okay, well, that's Gary O is y'. All.
Charlamagne tha God
I don't give a Rapper dynamic came out.
Just Hilarious
Yo, why the I keep talking about other yo.
DJ Envy
So what?
Donnell Rollins
I don't give a.
Just Hilarious
So what them all.
Donnell Rollins
You sell your tickets the way you sell your tickets. And I will sell my tickets the way I sell my tickets. Next question.
DJ Envy
I like the new fashion forward.
Donnell Rollins
I mean, my fashion never been backwards. You don't want to need a stylist. Do you ever look at the pictures of you?
Charlamagne tha God
Do you ever look at glasses on?
DJ Envy
I like the fashion forward. Done.
Jess Hilarious
We appreciate you, D. Yes.
DJ Envy
You dress like August Alina boyfriend. At the bottom like a school teacher.
Just Hilarious
At the top.
Donnell Rollins
The fact that you have all these gay references just ready anything gay. You got a whole speech about that. Top, bottom. You don't even say pause in Paul's situation, sir. That's how free you are with yourself. You would just let it go and you were. You would only know will unpause or pause.
DJ Envy
Do you think comedians are afraid to joke about sexuality because they're scared of how people will label them?
Donnell Rollins
I'm pre. Yeah, 1000%. They are scared to talk about. That's why you untouched yourself. That's why when people call you and it's me as fruity tootie or booty bandits, which I'll do, it don't affect you because you in touch with your sexuality. Booty tootie tooy Rudy, whatever it is.
DJ Envy
Do you think black men in comedy get boxed into certain stereotypes about masculinity and sexuality more than others?
Donnell Rollins
100, I believe. 100%. 100%. But I also believe that, you know, that people's way of thinking have evolved. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, black men, period, are just for the most part naturally homophobic. But now we live.
DJ Envy
That's not true. Don't generalize all black men like that. You just gave me props for being in touch with my sexuality. So don't label all black men as being homophobic.
Donnell Rollins
You're not a regular son. What kind of is he? He does his eyebrows.
DJ Envy
No, I don't.
Charlamagne tha God
Yes, you do.
Andrew Schulz
Yes, you do.
Interviewer/Host
Definitely do.
Charlamagne tha God
I don't believe that you just naturally wake up with your eyebrows.
DJ Envy
Don't get mad at me because you got to feel yours in every morning.
Jess Hilarious
Wow.
Donnell Rollins
But I just think. I just.
Jess Hilarious
Wow.
Donnell Rollins
The way people think is totally different now. At some point, you gotta be like, who gives a. You just keep it moving.
DJ Envy
What's the wildest assumption people have ever made about you and your sexuality and how did you handle it?
Donnell Rollins
I've never had no wife child situations by my sexuality.
Jess Hilarious
That's a lie. Somebody thought you. Somebody thought you were gay before.
Donnell Rollins
I don't know who that could be.
DJ Envy
At this stage in your career, do you feel like you've gotten everything you deserve or are you still fighting for your flowers?
Donnell Rollins
I'm not fighting for my flowers. Because whatever flowers is going to happen, it's already. It's already laid. It's already laid out. I'm not fighting for anything. I'm not. I don't. I'm not fighting for any more fame or any of that. I just like the path that I'm on. I like the fact that I've been doing it over 30 some years. I still can pull an audience. I'm still funny. You got some people that come and they go, I'm still. Still standing. I'm. I'm still one of the, you know, dopest comics out there.
DJ Envy
Right?
Interviewer/Host
That you are.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Nobody really gave a somebody.
Jess Hilarious
Well, we appreciate you too, Donnell. Thank you for joining us this morning.
DJ Envy
Your man said he give you his flowers.
Donnell Rollins
That's my guy.
Jess Hilarious
And don't even mention him one time because.
Donnell Rollins
Because we didn't.
Caller/Guest
We.
Just Hilarious
Said we know what we do.
Jess Hilarious
Thank you for these beautiful sneakers that you gave us.
Just Hilarious
This is crazy.
Donnell Rollins
Look, that's behind Charlotte.
Charlamagne tha God
Like this.
Jess Hilarious
Look at this.
Donnell Rollins
Look at this one.
Jess Hilarious
Look at this. This one.
Just Hilarious
Raisy. Oh, my God.
Charlamagne tha God
Your daughters on there. That's cute.
Jess Hilarious
That's not my daughters. That's me and Charlemagne.
Interviewer/Host
Oh.
Donnell Rollins
It'S the Breakfast Club.
Jess Hilarious
It's Don Rollins, ladies and gentlemen.
Donnell Rollins
Thank you.
Jess Hilarious
Time to get up out of here. Sh. Man, you got a positive note?
DJ Envy
I do. Positive note is simply this. Learning how to leave people alone and go on with your life is a needed skill. Master it for the sake of your own dignity and peace of mind. Have a great day, Breakfast Club.
Donnell Rollins
Do y' all finished or y' all.
DJ Envy
Done woke up wake you up. Wake you up.
Andrew Schulz
Wake that ass up.
DJ Envy
Program your your Alarm to Power 105.1 on iHeartradio.
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Podcast: The Breakfast Club
Date: January 5, 2026
Hosts: DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God
This "Best of" episode from The Breakfast Club puts a spotlight on some of the most entertaining and insightful conversations with comedy giants Kevin Hart, Andrew Schulz, and Donnell Rawlings. Hosts DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, and Charlamagne Tha God guide listeners through frank discussions about comedy in the current cultural landscape, personal vulnerability, making it in show business, and navigating fame, all with honesty and the show’s trademark blend of humor and sharp commentary.
Highlight Guests: Andrew Schulz, Kevin Hart
Highlights Guest: Kevin Hart
Highlight Guest: Donnell Rawlings
Highlight Guest: Andrew Schulz
Highlights: Kevin Hart & General Discussion
The episode is casual, rapid-fire, candid, and often irreverent—filled with inside humor, playful shade, and mutual respect. The hosts and guests don’t shy from messy truths or tough subjects, but always bring it back to camaraderie and laughter.
This episode is a microcosm of The Breakfast Club’s ability to bring out raw truth, vulnerability, and unfiltered takes from entertainment’s biggest personalities, all while keeping it entertaining. If you want a real sense of today’s comedy landscape, the ever-changing cultural conversation, and pure comedic chemistry, this is a can’t-miss listen.