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DJ Envy
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Just Hilarious
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Laura
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Joseph Reeves
Show me how good it can get today, God. And show the rest of the world what we already know it can't get. No better than being hella black, Hella queer and Hella Christian. My name is Joseph Reeves. I am the creator and host of Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian. A fully black, fully queer, fully human, fully divine podcast. From iHeartMedia to Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast.
Pretty V
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. You guys really are like the hip hop early morning late night talk to us.
Charlamagne Tha God
The Reckless Club is the most powerful, popular urban radio show in America.
Pretty V
Made it live from the black mothership in New York City.
Charlamagne Tha God
DJ Envy, Charlemagne, the Go and just hilarious.
Just Hilarious
Thank y' all for being cultural leaders, man. I appreciate what y' all do for.
Pretty V
The culture collectively known as Breakfast Club, bitches.
Laura
I'm always nervous when I do the Breakfast Club because sometimes you say stuff.
Stacy
And it's just gonna get you in trouble.
Charlamagne Tha God
Everybody wake up.
Pretty V
It's a new day. This is your time to get it off your chest. Wake, wake up. Whether you're mad or blessed, it's time to get up and get something.
Charlamagne Tha God
Call up now.
Pretty V
800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club. Hello?
Charlamagne Tha God
Who's this? Hi, this is Stacy's Cupcakes. How you doing?
Just Hilarious
Happy Friday.
Charlamagne Tha God
I already know. I already know.
Pretty V
Stacy, tell them. Stop playing with you. Stacy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right, right, right. Wait, Charlamagne. I just want to give you your flowers real quick. Yo, it's so funny, right? Because like I keep saying, I'm a regular person. Everybody who I told I was going to the Breakfast Club, they always had something negative to say about. And I'm like, yo, Charlamagne was the reason why I was up there. So, Charlamagne, thank you so much.
Pretty V
You don't know what you did for a regular person like me.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you don't know what you did for my cup business.
Pretty V
So thank you so much.
Charlamagne Tha God
Charlemagne.
Laura
Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
Just hilarious. Where you at?
Stacy
I'm right here.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, wait, don't call me honey. That's a little gay, but okay.
Pretty V
Wait.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's hilarious. How was the edible?
Stacy
Oh, it was good. I'm still high, man. This man gave me a cookie. I think it was, what, 200 milligrams?
Charlamagne Tha God
God damn.
Pretty V
Oh, no, no. This smoke crack. 40 milligrams.
Stacy
Oh, it was 40. Okay, 40 milligrams crack, it was. No, no, no. It was 40 millig together, but it felt like it was about 60.
Pretty V
No, I'm sorry.
Charlamagne Tha God
40 grams in my weed butter. 40 grams?
Stacy
40 grams, yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Say it again.
Stacy
However you measure it, I was high as a kite.
Pretty V
Okay, good.
Charlamagne Tha God
Thank you. Okay, DJ Envy, I need the information for the car show that you said I can do live.
Just Hilarious
Said you good. Don't worry, man. We got some time. You coming to Virginia or the one in Jersey? Which one?
Charlamagne Tha God
Or both. I'm coming to Jersey, but you know what? I could do both if you want me to.
Pretty V
He gonna have you in the BBC section, Stacy.
Porsha Williams
Oh, my God.
Pretty V
I don't even know what that means.
Charlamagne Tha God
Charlamagne.
Pretty V
No, no, no. Big, big, black cyber truck section.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, relax.
Pretty V
It's the big black cyber truck section. Relax.
Just Hilarious
Oh, my goodness.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, okay, got it.
Pretty V
Now, wait a minute.
Charlamagne Tha God
Where is Laura? Because I know I can't stay too long. Is Laura there?
Stacy
She in the bag?
Pretty V
Come on, Laura.
Charlamagne Tha God
What you doing in the back?
Pretty V
I got questions for you, too, but Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
I love y' all so much, and.
Pretty V
Yo, yo, do y' all know that.
Charlamagne Tha God
I met Ice Cube and Dwight Howard and they got some of my stuff?
Stacy
Yes, they sure did. They sure did.
Pretty V
So, just hilarious.
Charlamagne Tha God
We may be in a movie together.
Pretty V
Love you, too.
Stacy
Stacy, too.
Pretty V
No, thank y' all so much.
Charlamagne Tha God
Y' all are my favorite. I love y' all.
Just Hilarious
I have Mercedes call you Stacy and then.
Stacy
And listen, that bad boy Booty rockers cookie, it was so good.
Just Hilarious
What?
Stacy
Bad boy booty rocker cookie.
Pretty V
That's what it's called with all the weed in it?
Stacy
Yes. It's a sugar cookie. It got fruity pebbles in it. It's really, really good. And you don't even know that you. Cause you don't really taste the THC oil. You don't taste the weed oil, so you'll eat the whole thing, and then that crap will sneak up on you.
Pretty V
Yo.
Stacy
You'll be feeling crazy.
Pretty V
That's funny. When somebody take 40 milligrams of say, it snuck up on me. No. 40 milligrams.
Just Hilarious
But I didn't.
Stacy
I underestimated it because it don't taste like edibles.
Just Hilarious
Now, I did hear a rumor, and I don't know if this is true. I was gonna look into it yesterday that they're gonna be drug testing people that go to Disney.
Stacy
Now.
Just Hilarious
I don't know.
Stacy
Oh, my God.
Just Hilarious
No, because you haven't. You haven't had fun unless you have an edible and then go on the ride. Oh, my gosh. The best feeling.
Stacy
Why are they drug testing people? Is that, like, a lot of people do that?
Pretty V
Yes. As a parent, we got to do that to relieve our stress. Okay? It's the happiest place on earth for kids. That's the most stressful place for us as adults. That's why they serve drinks there. What are you talking about?
Just Hilarious
Go to edible, and you go with, like, the little teacup rides and the little happy. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Pretty V
The Breakfast Club. It's a new day. This is your time to get it off your chest. Wake. Wake up. Whether you're mad or blessed, it's time to get up and get something. Call up now. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
All right.
Just Hilarious
I want to get it off my chest first before we go to the phone calls.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay?
Just Hilarious
This is what happened yesterday. And I don't know if you guys are aware of this issue. New Jersey and maybe some other states. Yesterday, I lent a car of mine to somebody, so he can drive. He didn't know his license was suspended. He had parking tickets. He paid the parking tickets, but it didn't go through the dmv. He got pulled over and got a ticket. Did you know in the state of New Jersey, if you lend somebody your car and they have a suspended license that you get a ticket to?
Stacy
Hell, no.
Just Hilarious
Yes, I got a ticket yesterday because he had a suspended license. And it's not a ticket that you can pay. I have to go to court, and if I don't go to court, I lose my license. And I can get jail time with up 30 days because his license was suspended and he was driving my car.
Pretty V
I don't see nothing wrong with that. Damn.
Stacy
What do you mean, no? Do you know how sick of court envy is?
Just Hilarious
No, no.
Stacy
Damn.
Pretty V
But I don't see nothing wrong with that. Because, you know, lending somebody your car, it may not seem like a big deal, but it is. And so if you loan somebody your car, you should really make sure that they are legally able to drive that car.
Just Hilarious
But he didn't know his license was spending. It's not like people knew he had a parking ticket. It's like he didn't pay the park. He actually paid the parking tick. But it takes two days to register the dmv. It didn't register as of yet.
Stacy
And then also, how close are you with him? Like, you got to be close enough if you just lending cars. Like, you don't do that. Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Stacy
So he didn't know.
Just Hilarious
So he didn't know he drove your car. That's like, if you lend a car to a family member and then their license is suspended, they get pulled over, no accident or nothing.
Pretty V
Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
Just Hilarious
And then you get a ticket, you gotta go to court, you gotta hire an attorney. It's crazy.
Pretty V
Well, it does make you think. It does make you think about who you let loan your car. Cause you might let that person loan your car. They might go rob a bank. I'm serious. Like, they might go commit a crime. So you really should think about that before you just say, hey, you're driving my car.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, but it's a family member. Just like if Jess says, yo, E, let me borrow your car, I gotta drive up to the west side.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'll be right back. I'm like, yeah, go ahead.
Pretty V
Jess is my child. I can understand that. I'm responsible for that.
Just Hilarious
Jess ain't my child.
Pretty V
Jess is my friend. But no, no, but you said a family member. It's my child. I can understand being responsible for that.
Just Hilarious
That is wild.
Stacy
The fact that I gotta take it. The fact of the whole situation, like, you have to go to court. You can't even just pay it.
Just Hilarious
No, you can't pay it. You have to go to court because his license was suspended.
Pretty V
What family member is it? He Oath.
Just Hilarious
I didn't say it was family. I said close friend.
Stacy
It's a close friend.
Pretty V
I thought he said family.
Stacy
No, no, I said that.
Laura
Close friends.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Stacy
See, now I gotta stop letting Rome move my car. Sometimes I let Rome.
Pretty V
No, it's the truth.
Just Hilarious
If his license is suspended, you get.
Stacy
A ticket as well. That's crazy.
Just Hilarious
I've never heard anything like that. But that's what happened to me yesterday.
Pretty V
But anyway.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hello?
Pretty V
Who's this? Hey, good morning. Good morning. How y' all doing? This is Coach Davis. How's everything?
Just Hilarious
Yo, Coach Davis.
Pretty V
Hey, listen, I, you know, got some bad news last night. A member of my basketball community succumb to a heart attack, man. And, you know, he was just. Just retired, man, a week into his retirement, and it brought me back to something that you talked about. Charlemagne. Do a full body scan. So my man, Dr. Puma at Soarin Medical, man, I'm telling you, go get that soaring heart scan, man. Let him go. He can look at your whole heart, look at your arteries. He does like a. He'll show you a 3D render. Can see all the blockages, everything, brother.
Just Hilarious
And there's no age to go. They're like, don't wait till your 60s. I went. My wife went. I know. Charlemagne went. His wife went, please go.
Pretty V
But, you know, it's also not just about the blockages, man. The high blood pressure, y. The high cholesterol, stress, all that stuff can cause you to have heart attacks, bro. I just want to give my condolences to my man G. Knights and his family, man. For real, you know? You know, it's. It's disheartening to hear, you know, we just seen him. You know, he was playing in the playoffs, man. You know, it just was crazy. How old was he? You know, he was. He was in his early 50s, early 60s.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
Pretty V
Yeah, man, that's young.
Just Hilarious
I'm sorry to hear that.
Pretty V
Yeah. Very young, man. But I appreciate y' all. Gentlemen, man. All right, bro.
Just Hilarious
You have a good one.
Pretty V
Be safe. And you, too, Jeff. I love you, baby.
Stacy
I love you, too. Thank you, babe.
Just Hilarious
Get it.
Pretty V
Hold on. Evie, did you get a ticket or did you get cited?
Just Hilarious
No, I got a ticket.
Pretty V
Oh, I've heard of people getting cited for, like.
Just Hilarious
No, no, no. Like, a ticket with. Because my name is on registration and insurance, and I have a court date Where I have to go to court. And then when you Google what the fine is, it says you can lose your license or spend 30 days in prison.
Pretty V
Damn.
Just Hilarious
For lending somebody your car.
Stacy
That's crazy.
Just Hilarious
Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. Hit us up right now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building.
Pretty V
Who? We got Pretty V. My baby.
Laura
What's up, V?
Porsha Williams
Hey. Hey, guys.
Just Hilarious
New book, The Pretty Victory 100 Day Guide to Recenter yourself and find your purpose is out right now. How you feeling?
Laura
I feel so good. I feel blessed, black and just obsessed with this book. Now I'm just excited for this journey. It came from a text message via social media posting. And now just having my own book. It's an amazing feeling.
Charlamagne Tha God
For sure.
Pretty V
It makes sense for you to have a devotional, a book full of affirmations because all you do is send us devotionals and affirmations every day.
Laura
I know.
Pretty V
Yes. So it makes sense.
Porsha Williams
Yeah.
Stacy
So it's completely on brand for you.
Laura
On brand.
Stacy
Yeah. And you know what I love about it? Because we just want to jump straight into it because my sis got other press.
Laura
So.
Stacy
You know what I love about it is you had said how to use this book. You said it took you 100 days to start thinking new and doing new things. What are some of the things that you felt like you had to work on in those hundred days? What were the hardest things that you had to overcome?
Laura
Well, just not entertaining social media. That was one of it.
Stacy
It was like a fast.
Laura
Yeah, I was like literally in my closet writing this. Like, I literally was just like, I was giving snippets on social media.
Stacy
Yeah.
Laura
Like, I. I watched TD Jake. So when I seen TD Jake's sermon, he's like, stand on what? You know, and for me, I'm a mind person. You know me, I'd be all in my head overthinking things.
Stacy
Yeah. But it's.
Laura
It was more of like, okay, let's separate from what I know that I'm familiar with doing the skits on the table, entertaining, checking the social media, checking the DMs engagements to like, girl, you just have this book deal and you need to get to it. Like, so I was really in my closet. I had to separate, just sacrifice the social media, take that away for a little bit and get locked in. In my closet and just start writing. And I was just throwing Little snippets on social media to see how people was going to react. And it just became a book. And I just had to literally write, write, write each day. You know, shout out to Nikki, shout out to Frankie, like, just for helping me, because I still wanted to add, like, the comedic side and, you know, wanted to chat, you know, Charlemagne, like yourself, asking y' all for your quotes. Like, we'll make sure, guys. Victor trying to put it all together, not just be your typical devotional, because everyone is not religious and everyone doesn't understand, you know, spirituality. Yeah. So. And I believe in Jesus Christ, so, you know, I didn't want to dumb that down either. I needed to throw him in there. But it's for everyone. It's unisex book. It's for the. It's for the women as well. And I just wanted to really, like, tap into the other side, outside of being funny for sure so much.
Stacy
Why this for your first book, though? Because Davana is a person that wears many hats. You. You are not just funny. You do so many other things. Why not for the first book? Yeah, a memoir, like, you said. Why? Why?
Laura
Yeah, And I just.
Stacy
No, no, Not. Not even. All right, well, not even a memoir, but, like, who you are. Like, your layers of who you are. Because a lot of people don't know you are Davana xl. Who you say who you are in the book. I ain't trying to spoil it. You do, but you do say in the book, I'm gonna save who I am for the next book. Yeah, okay. Why is that not the first one?
Laura
I just. For me, I just feel like I just have so much work to do.
Stacy
Yeah.
Laura
Like, that's not even there yet. Like, I just need to, like, do some so much more. I'm just not there yet. And I feel like, let's put something out where the people could appreciate, you know? And I was like, this devotion. Someone told me I had an interview. They were like, okay, well, we just be like, the funny bee. Like, this is just. The book is so serious. I was like, girl, you haven't even got the book.
Stacy
Not even out yet.
Laura
Right? Like, you know, like, I want to give you guys a part of me, and if this is what I have to do, I'm gonna be still. I remember when I had. We had Covet, and I reached out to Charlotte when they was like, oh, I'm overthinking. We ain't got to work that Charlotte said to be still. I hate it when Charlotte told me that. I was like, be still. I hate the word still because I get to think, I get to be in my head. But that's one of the things that's. To answer your question, in the beginning, like, I had to be still. And I hated it because I was like, this has to be written, and the only person that's going to write it is me and whoever else we hire to help me put it all together. So, I mean, I just wanted to put a devotional out because I'm like, it's just necessary. Like you said, it's on brand. And I just want people to hear my story. Everything that I've been through, you know, delay is never denial. You know, I talk about Hollywood in here. Just don't change, you know, and just keep going. And, you know, don't be afraid to walk alone. The relationships I have, friendships and people I've, you know, dated. Like, how you just don't have to walk alone in your pain. You need. God will send help. He was an angels I talked about in the beginning when I was so hungry in college. I had no money. I had no food in Mr. Ding shout out to, you know, St. Augustine University. Hello, North Carolina. He helped me, gave me $50 and laid on his heart. God said, you didn't eat, and here's. Here's money. I just talk about all the propheticness. Yeah, that's in here. That brought me to this day. So I just hope. I know it's gonna help us. So you feel me? The mission is I don't look at the numbers. I look at, like, who am I touching in this season? And if that's what it is, we're gonna rock out.
Just Hilarious
I wanted to ask you, now, your mother's a pastor, correct?
Porsha Williams
Yes, she is.
Just Hilarious
She instills a lot of this into you. So to talk about growing up with your mother being a pastor, you still doing the funny skits and the outlander skits, but you still are so close to your faith.
Laura
Yeah, my mom, like, again, her mission is to do what she has to do in ministry. But this is the thing we're doing ministry. Okay. We're healing. Like, laughter is healing, you know, outside of what we do is a gift. You know, what Jess does on stage, I can't do what she do. That's up there. 15 minutes, 20 minutes, 45. I'm over here. Like, can we do some magic tricks?
Stacy
But that's what you do.
Laura
Yo, I want to do some magic tricks, y' all. Y' all want to see it?
Stacy
Like, that's me, you know, like, like.
Laura
Can we do something? Come on now. Like, let me put the pink robe back on. Like, that's just like, I. I commend them for being in their purpose and walking in their purpose and being the legend that she is. Me, on the other hand, I'm like, I'm gonna jump on some tables. I'm gonna be some. Be a personality. These characters that I have, and there's no judging, like, just walk in your gift, and when God steals you some other way, go do that too. But right now, in this season, I'm just doing both. I'm balancing it off. I mean, people may take it serious, may not, you know, and some people, you know, may not take it serious. Like, okay, should we trust in this character that has been doing this stuff for years now? She's writing a book. I don't believe it. So that's why it's in everybody face. I'm posting every day about it. I ain't on the table right now. I'm gonna just let y' all see what's going on because respect this avenue, you know, I've. We, we. We're doing a lot, but respect this calling until I decide to say, all right, we. It's been five months now. Let me get back to what I'm doing and still carry with it because it's my brand, you know. But my mom, she loves me. She doesn't judge. She's like, if this is what you're doing, just don't do nothing that's gonna take you away from God. That's it. That's all. She not that type of mother for sure.
Pretty V
And you started out your first show last year when you did Chiron. You was in Atlanta at the. Where's you at? What's the name of the building?
Laura
Center Stage.
Pretty V
Center Stage.
Laura
Yeah, we was there.
Pretty V
You sold that out.
Stacy
She ain't never say she don't sell out.
Laura
Yes, and we gonna. And that's the thing. We put her on the road too. Like, you know, we. We added more characters. I was actually put her on the road.
Just Hilarious
Like, it's not her.
Stacy
Like.
Laura
We going to put Sharon on the road, you know, this year. So I'm excited about that. I was just trying to just make. Get this book going. But Sharon deserves a stage. Like, more people to see her New York for sure. This is the. The pit of Jamaican people. So I want to bring her out here. But yeah, I wasn't afraid. My mom came up, she seen me whining, she seen me talk about people. She see me up There, carrying on. So, yeah, we just. Just want to walk into that.
Pretty V
You know, it's interesting about that. You talked about Jess and her gift of being able to do stand up. Like, you know, stage plays have been around forever. You know what I mean? There's people that have made multi millions of dollars off stage plays. Of course, we know the Tyler Perry's, the David Talbert. I think, yes. David Talbot. I think. Okay, yeah, but, but, but that's a lane that a lot of people, especially your generation, aren't in. You could easily be producing stage.
Laura
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone tells me that they're like, I just got a text, I think, shout out to Tory Lanez. I know you. You feel me? Shout out free. Yeah, he DM me the other day and was just like, yo, you could be producing these plays. Like, you're gonna be like, how?
Stacy
You know?
Laura
You know, but like, yo, you feel me?
Pretty V
Like, yeah, Megan Italian just unfollowed you too, man.
Laura
Well, she wasn't following me from the gym.
Pretty V
Okay.
Laura
Yeah, she wasn't following me from the jump.
Charlamagne Tha God
Baldy.
Laura
She wasn' But I love Meg, and you know I love Meg, but I'm just telling you what he told me, you know, shout out to him, like, hey, like, I think you should do that. And of course, Charlotte told me too. I brought the idea to him like, yo, I want to do this. I want to do these plays. You know, I want to get my characters involved. But my thing is, is like, I. I sent him out the devotion. I said, look, thank you so much for that advice, but we gonna. We act on it. We're gonna act on it. But I just. I just want to make sure everything is right. And someone told me, just do it. I think I just be scared of people just like, are y' all gonna show? Like, y' all gonna come out and support me? That's how I was at Che. I was like, y' all gonna buy a ticket. Like, you know what? It so nervous that day.
Pretty V
But you know, faith and fear can't coexist now.
Laura
I know, I know, I know. So that's why I just. I. I went at it and just did it.
Just Hilarious
We're still kicking it with Pretty V.
Stacy
Jess now with all the long list of everything that you've been doing. You also received your honorary doctorate degree for humanitarianism. I say that word right? Humanitarianism.
Just Hilarious
Last year, they was on your ass.
Laura
I know. Jess said it should be a certificate, y' all. So I was like, jess, a certificate.
Stacy
I knew you was coming. I knew it I knew it.
Laura
A certificate.
Stacy
Sissy now did that. Now, I know you are proud of that. I'm extremely proud of you. Because you went to college. In real life anyway. You got real life. You know what I mean?
Pretty V
Yeah.
Stacy
But not taking anything away from your honorary doctor degree. But did that moment when people were coming for you or, you know, the backlash that you received from it, did that take away from, like, the enjoyment? Did that take away from, you know, the fact that it was a victory for you? That was still a victory.
Laura
Yeah.
Stacy
That you received.
Laura
It did, but it didn't.
Stacy
Okay.
Laura
Right. Because like I said, I wasn't the only one who received it. My mother received it that day. My brother received it that day. And I feel like there was. There's a process. It wasn't like, yo, what up? Can we honor you? You gonna get your doctors? No, I had to, like, fill a whole moment out. I had to get in this class and.
Stacy
And do work.
Laura
I had to just do the whole thing before I got it. So I think it was that. That moment dragged out for the longest. I was like, why are we still talking about the doctors? I ain't never told y' all I was getting a white coat. I didn't tell you I was in school. I didn't say, charlotte, come to the graduation and just be here at 5 and Envy. Bring your wife and kids. Like, I didn't say that.
Just Hilarious
I said, I don't think you got that many tickets. I got six kids.
Porsha Williams
I do a lot of tickets.
Laura
I never said I was getting a white coat. I got something that.
Just Hilarious
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Charlamagne Tha God
I think what I've had to make peace with is that every iteration of my voice is given to me by God, and I love it.
Joseph Reeves
Books that validated our identity.
Charlamagne Tha God
The library now for me is a safe space as someone who is writing books that they're trying to take off.
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Laura
Community respect and honored. And I was feeling great about it. Like, all these great people got it. Usher, Missy, Michael Jackson, I guess. Cause I'm not in that caliber. It doesn't matter. And she's on a girl and she's doing the skits. And, like, we're not taking it serious. Like, oh, they're just giving out this title to everybody. Whatever. I was like, whatever.
Pretty V
I got it.
Laura
They seen me, they acknowledged me, they gave me my flowers. They shouldn't change the name. It shouldn't be a certificate, Jess. But at the end of the day, it is what it is. You know, I got it and I stood on it. And I know my friends were happy.
Stacy
Absolutely. I definitely was happy.
Laura
I was just like, let's get it. Let's go. You know, so it's just for the next person, you know, like, they may call you and say, jess, we want you to be an honorary Delta. I'm like, I'm all for. I love that for you. A doctor's as well.
Pretty V
Not with all that pink and green on.
Stacy
Excuse me.
Laura
And she might be.
Stacy
Aka you know, you never know.
Laura
Yeah. AKA May call her. And we like, Jess, do you not know I did a whole video for you when you got this position for breakfast, Breakfast Club. The whole video was represented around Jess. Hilarious. Because this is awesome where you're sitting.
Stacy
Thank you.
Laura
Like this. It was no other person I hit Charlotte. I said, oh, you. That's Jessie. Like, she deserves that seat. So even when you went missing for the baby, I'm like, okay, where Jess at? You know? But again, things had to come in and fill in for you. But this is your seat. So as a person, as a pretty V, a B Simone, a Jesse, as a Drew, Ski A Marco, these are accolades that we're like, whoa. We're getting like. And I'm just happy that I got it, and I'm happy that it's on my house ended up.
Stacy
And I'm like, I'm happy.
Laura
Yeah.
Pretty V
I got one from South Carolina State. Just getting one from Baltimore City Community College, first of all.
Stacy
Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
What?
Stacy
No, I'm not getting anything from Baltimore City Community College. No, they didn't send nothing here. They don't even have Twitter.
Laura
It's a community college.
Stacy
Don't do them like that.
Just Hilarious
They don't got no damn Twitter.
Pretty V
TJ said he want to give you honorary doctorate. You didn't hear that look.
Laura
And if Jess get that from the community college, we lit like, you know.
Just Hilarious
He had to look that up. He had to look that up.
Pretty V
You know that, right?
Stacy
Such a clown.
Just Hilarious
See, I told you he looked at it.
Stacy
That made me lit. Anyway, you talked about.
Laura
I'm happy about it.
Stacy
You said earlier that, you know, you talk about people you've dated in the book and stuff, too.
Laura
Yeah, I ain't say no names.
Stacy
Oh, you ain't saying ain't no names in the book?
Laura
Ain't no names in the book.
Stacy
Ain't no names in the book.
Laura
Call to make sure. I could throw a little sl.
Stacy
But other than that, where's the love life now? Since you're doing all this work on yourself and you had 100 days to change and to think newly.
Porsha Williams
Yeah.
Stacy
Where's the dating status?
Laura
Single and not ready to mingle. We is focused. We is getting to it. I mean, we have. Well, I'm on a mission right now to just focus on a pretty victory, focus on all the great things. Whatever I put down, I'm picking back up in this season. I feel like. Like I'm just growing spiritually. More like. Like I'm asking God to cover my heart, be open to new connections, but cover my heart, cover my borderlines of my ear gates. Like, I'm just really intrigued, just having fun. Like the skits, the comedic side. And I'm running what Charlotte told me. He's like, yo, you're all purpose entertainer. I'm running with that, doing everything I could possibly do. Whatever I put down on picking back up. So right now I'm single. You know, I hear whoever, like, you feel me? Like Miami Dolphins, Eagles, what they do.
Stacy
Like, whoever they feeling blessed you know.
Laura
Dentists, entrepreneurs, where y' all at?
Just Hilarious
Bus driver, what.
Laura
What, whatever out here, you feel me? But we, you know, we working single. I'm just vibing out.
Pretty V
I want to ask both of y' all something. You and Jess, right? CUZ in day 19, you talk about following God's instructions, right? So I want to ask you, how do you know what instructions of God's instructions and what's not? And I wonder about that in regards to relationships. Like, does God say, you know what, that's who you should be dating or that's who you should be dealing with?
Porsha Williams
Absolutely.
Stacy
I. I feel like God sent me a man after his own heart. You know, me and Chris, we pray together. That's my partner. This is the first time I've been in where I actually feel like we're doing the spiritual, growing together. You know what I mean? Like, and other relationships, they. I'm not saying that I was dating atheists, you know, but I would initiate the praying. I would initiate. Yo, let's. Let's read together. Let's, you know, when, you know, you sent me two of these, right? He took one and he's like, yo, I didn't know she was doing the daily devotional. I said, yeah, well, she sends me. He said, I know she was turning into a book. And, you know, he started reading it. Like, he. He's very, very spiritual. He's a Christian Godfrey man. And, yeah, I do feel like God has spoken to me and told me, this is the last person that you gonna be with. This is the last and final relationship, and this is the one. This is what I was preparing you for. I do believe that wholeheartedly.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Laura
I believe that for you.
Pretty V
So what about you, Vy? Has God told. Has God told you? Look, I don't want you dealing with nobody right now.
Laura
See, God is not the author of confusion. So whenever it gets a little rocky for me, I know that's not him. I've been in spaces where it's been conf. Manipulative. I talk about that. Conniving, just controlling. And that is not of God. Now, God will put you in a situations for you to learn. It's a lesson. Like warning does come for destruction. Understand what that means? Like it comes for destruction. So I think in this season, God is saying, be still and be patient because you have tapped into different relationships where it wasn't good for you. You have tapped into different friendships that held you back. So I think in this season, he is telling me to be still and wait on him. Seek he first. The kingdom of God. I keep hearing that. Every time somebody called me, they're like, oh, you were in my spirit. And this dropped in it. Matthew, you need to read it. So I'm like, okay, what am I doing that is moving too quick and not bringing God along? So. And. And waiting on his answer. So that's why I said in the beginning, I'm just waiting on that soft whisper to move. So in this space that I'm in, I'm like, if it ain't of him, and if I ain't. If we ain't doing what we need to do, I want you. I don't care how much money you got. I don't care if you got the G Unit chain on. I don't care if the. The bowls is to the ground. I don't care if the Tim's is flapping the. I don't want it.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, that's what it sounds like. We're still kicking in with pretty V. So question. What's the most important chapter in this.
Laura
Book to you the most?
Just Hilarious
If you wanted one person to say. I wanted you to read this one chapter, because I think this chapter is whatever.
Laura
Yeah. I love you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I love you.
Pretty V
And why?
Laura
Because we don't hear that enough.
Stacy
Yeah.
Laura
The household I grew up in, my mother said it, but my dad was very slim to none, you know, Caribbean man, very hard, very, like, straightforward. You don't hear as much. And then when you do, it's like, I have to say it. All right, dad, did you hear me? I said, I love you. I love you, too. My father showed he loved us for sure, but it wasn't like, I want you. I want you to tell me that, because the. The trips and the gifts and the Christmas stuff and the spectacle clothes.
DJ Envy
That's cool.
Laura
But I need to tell you who I fell in love with, and they broke my heart, you know? I need you to understand, like, that I'm hurting right now, and I don't need to call my mentors in the industry to ask for advice. I want to call you first. So I love you is my favorite day of the book. I don't know what day that is, but that's one of the important. Because we don't hear it. I didn't hear it from that.
Just Hilarious
How has that changed you as a person? Do you say I love you to everybody now because you missed that? You didn't get that like you wanted?
Pretty V
Mm.
Laura
I do say I love you to a lot of people, but I also. I think my heart is warm to people, it's like, more. More open because my father was very closed.
Charlamagne Tha God
Gotcha.
Laura
Yeah. Like, again, it was just all about making sure you're dependent. You're this. You become a lawyer, you become a realist. He didn't care about the comedy. He was just like, that ain't gonna, like, whatever. Until I showed him that I could turn funny into money. Until I showed him that I could do these things about my first home and. And help the family, you know, as much as I can. But I love you. Was not. He didn't say that as much, you.
Stacy
Know, where's your relationship with your dad now?
Laura
We're good. We locked in. Like, that's my daddy. Like, you know, but it's just like being a Caribbean. He's. Everything's hard. Like, it's just like, all right, books. Make sure you're in there. Make sure you become who you're supposed to be. Don't do this, don't do that. But, like, me, my dad's, like, my best friend.
Stacy
Have you had those talks with him?
Laura
We had a moment one day in Miami, and we was back and forth, and, like, I was, like, in his space, and, like, you need to respect. Da, da, da, da. So he texts me and my dad, and my dad don't even know. I don't even know how you know how to text. I was like, isn't my little brother doing this for you, or this is from your heart? And he was like. Like, we just have to work on communication. That's the first time he understood my side and I understood his side, you know? So. Yeah.
Pretty V
How did you pick who you wanted to do your. To help with Devotionals?
Laura
The impact that you guys put on my life. I mean, before, like, I knew what rap was. Sharla was like, yo, this show would be great for you. You know, the advice that I've gotten over the years from him, like, keep going. You know, I text Charlotte, like, you. Love you. Keep going. Ah. Ah. YouTube. V. Keep. Keep striving. It's just the impact back just. I watched her growth. I'm inspired by her walk again. Like I said, I can't do what she does. I think it's inspiring to me, Issa, you know, taking a chance on me to be a part of her show and still speaking to me after the fact, like, checking up on me. And, you know, she was gonna be one of my moderators, you know, for the book tour. But her schedulings for people. Because I'm saying, people who to come out. They wait to do Things like, this is a pinch me moment for me. You know, I don't take this for granted. Like, everything to me is, like, pure and genuine. I love it. And Shaq for giving me the best advice. Every time I would respond in the blogs, Shaq would hit me like. Like, literally two minutes after, you know, I had to call you, like, yo, tell Shot to block me. All right?
Stacy
I know.
Laura
So I think for me, it's more of, like, him giving me the best advice. Don't respond. You're a queen. You don't come off your throne for them people. And I didn't understand because I want to explain so much. And he's like, no, we're not doing that. And Duvall, like, that's just. My dog, Kiara Shear helped me when I was in, you know, in my head during COVID She gave me her aunt's counselor, you know, therapist, so I could talk to her. So shout out to Kiara Sheer. Like, I was really in a bad Place in 2020. And she was just like, you know, look at the Bible. Everybody in there had committed suicide. Overthinking. You had this in the Bible, like, this. You're not the only one walking through this space, V. Like, keep your head up, and I'm gonna give you my auntie's counselor so you could talk to them. Because I was afraid of it. Like, I was like, I'm a church girl. Like, all you gotta do is pray and da, da, you'll be all right. But no, you actually need somebody.
Just Hilarious
What put you in that space in 2020?
Laura
Just the. The. The COVID you know, And I had Covid. And Covid hit me mentally. It didn't hit me physically. I was just in my head a lot. The brain fog, overthinking stuff, like, just doing the most. And I kept calling my mom, I think I need to go talk to somebody. And she was like, it's covet. Like, it was bad. 2020 was bad. Everyone was passing away at that time, and I just didn't know how. I didn't know how to center myself. And I think in that season, like, getting your word, like, God's pulling on you with some things. He wants to talk to you spiritually. And that's when I reach out to Kiki, and she was just like, you know, I'm gonna tell you right now to keep going, but, you know, this is gonna happen. But get in your word, and I'm gonna give you my. My auntie's, you know, counsel so you can talk to her. So everyone plays a Part in my life, even the vict, but, like, just everybody in here. So be Simone. Like, everyone's in this book.
Pretty V
Let's end on this. You say if you're starving, you'll eat anything.
Laura
Oh, Lord. If you're starving, you will eat anything. It's just. It's just plain and simple, you know, Again, you gotta wait and be patient. Like. Like I just said, if the opportunity come for me to do something that's off brand and I want it, and I feel like I'm not doing anything in the moment and I feel like I need the money or if I feel like I. I want to be at a place, a place just to show the people I'm working and I'll do anything down the line, it starts tinting things and tinting the brand and making you look crazy. When you should just wait, be patient in this season and just wait. That's the thing. Like, opportunities have come to me to do certain things, and I've said, no, no, no. But if. And I know I needed the money. I know I needed to do certain things. I know I wanted to put it towards a cheron show or just my craft, but if I would have said yes, I'm just doing anything just to do it. I'm not waiting on the process. That's why I just said, said. And I think day two, there's a process before the promise. And the thing about it is we'll just go through. Try to go straight through that promise. And it ain't doing nothing. It's just. You just did it just cause to seem to show your fans and your followers that you moving and you working. I'm out here with da da da. But they got you doing all these roles. I remember a producer hit me the day and said, yo, I want you to be a stud and be like a lesbian stud in one of my movies. And I was like, you straight? Like, I don't want to do that. I'm bigger than that. Like, you know, like no shade. Like, I don't want to put like. Like you stomach out. Like, y' all straight. Like, I'm good.
Porsha Williams
Like, I don't want to do that.
Stacy
Did you tell him I would do that?
Charlamagne Tha God
Why you a call sissy?
Pretty V
Why you ain't call crazy? Why you a call?
Charlamagne Tha God
You j.
Laura
You want to do this role for me?
Charlamagne Tha God
Like sis.
Pretty V
You want to be what's up?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Stacy
Want to be a stud, Jess with a kill.
Just Hilarious
You already know.
Charlamagne Tha God
You already know. I ain't get study on these.
Laura
I can study on, like, A lesbian. She a little. She a little butcher. Like, wife beat on, picking the hair. I'm like, I don't want to do that.
Stacy
I see it for Jess, but I didn't want.
Laura
But I didn't want to do that.
Just Hilarious
You ain't passed that.
Charlamagne Tha God
So I'm just saying.
Just Hilarious
Well, the book is out now to pretty victory. And I think it's only right we leave with a prayer.
Stacy
Yes, a pretty prayer. That's cool. What a pretty prayer.
Laura
Boy, is it like a long prayer. Are we getting up to you, though?
Stacy
Because my sisters got pressed, so it's up to you.
Just Hilarious
Close your eyes and you go.
Stacy
You got to go.
Laura
Father God, we just thank you so much for today. Lord God, we thank you that you are so worthy. We just thank you that you are so massive. We thank you that you are so powerful. Lord God, Father God, I want to say thank you so much for what you're doing and what you're about to do. Lord God, in these last and evil days. Oh God, the scene in the unseen, the hurt and the unheard. Lord God, Father God, we thank you for all the doors that you are opening for all the doors that you are closing. Lord God, I thank you for every soul who's around this table. Oh God, just Lord God, keep her in perfect peace Lord God, let us know that she's seen Lord God, let us know that she's heard Lord God, Every cry that she's cried Lord God, I ask that you hear her Touch down on her heart, Lord God, Purge her into her greatness Lord God, it's so much things that she wants to do Lord God, in this season Lord God, so give it to her Lord God, give her the witty inventions Lo God, to do it. Lord God, bless envy Lord God, keep him going Lord God, allow him to be the best father he knows how to be Lord God, let him quiet the noise. Lo God, whatever he may be dealing with that we may not know in his secret place, Lord God, we just ask that you cover him under the blood. Lord God, his kids, Lord God, Father God, do a round of protection over his kids look, even his wife. Lord God, many opportunities Lord God will fall with his family Lord God, bless Charlotte Lord God, keep him in perfect peace Lord God anxiety Anything that he may be thinking about overthinking Lord God, anything that he may be be feeling like on the days that he may not express Lord God, Father God, we just want to say thank you Lord God, keep him Lord God, Father God, we just ask that you catapult Charlemagne's career, Lord God. To higher heights, Lord God. It's never too late, Lord God. To do it, Lord God, Father God, Whatever he's writing down in his journal, Lord God. Whatever he's thinking about, Lord God. Him and his wife shall do, Lord God. Even his kids will eat off of those benefits. Lord God and Father God, the generations to come and to come and every soul that's a part of Breakfast Club's team, Lord God, bless them now and forevermore in Jesus mighty name. Amen.
Charlamagne Tha God
Amen.
Just Hilarious
Amen.
Stacy
Intentional she is when she pray.
Laura
It's pretty V. The pretty V the pretty victory.
Just Hilarious
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building.
Pretty V
I am insulted at YouTube or Google cuz I went to go Google Carlos just to see what they say he is. They called you a goddamn YouTuber. You not a reality TV show producer mogul.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, no, I'm definitely a multi hyphenate like everybody in this room. So yes, listen, I'm a CEO of a production company, Kingdom Entertainment. I am somebody who has a YouTube channel. I am the host EP of my podcast, Reality with the King. I'm a certified yapper and, you know, love it. I'm a Libra.
Pretty V
Carlos King is here, y' all.
Porsha Williams
Yes.
Pretty V
What's happening? What's happening? What's happening?
Charlamagne Tha God
So happy to be here.
DJ Envy
Talk about a bit because. Because to Charlemagne's point, when people talk about Carlos King, Reality with the King is a big show. People know the moments. But I don't think people really understand that you were very integral in a lot of our favorite reality TV Real Housewives of Atlanta, the opening season. Talk about that journey in your career.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. So listen, I'm the first black man to ever executive produce the Real Housewives franchise in general. So Atlanta is my first one. Season six. Until this day, under my leadership, season six of the Real Housewives of Atlanta still remains the highest rated season on any show on Bravo. So, you know, for me, I am somebody who takes my career very seriously when it comes to the amount of work I've done. Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of New Jersey. And because of that is when I left the show to start my production company, Kingdom Rain Entertainment, and now am the creator, executive producer of Love and Huntsville, which is the number one show on Oprah Winfrey's network.
DJ Envy
An article out that says that that show is responsible for 69% of all original programming hours on own.
Pretty V
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
So my production company, Kingdom Rank Entertainment, produces 69% of the programs on Oprah's network.
Stacy
Love that. And he talking about some goddamn YouTuber.
DJ Envy
How do you. How do you figure out, like, what you want to do or what you want to get involved in? Because Love and marriage, Huntville, original idea.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
DJ Envy
Where does that come from?
Charlamagne Tha God
I love black people.
Pretty V
People.
Charlamagne Tha God
I am somebody who is interested in telling black stories. I love black couples. And I felt that at the time, there wasn't a reality show that focused on black couples and their relationships when it comes to not the man being behind the woman, like on a housewives or a female ensemble show. One thing I know about men, straight men, they have an opinion.
Pretty V
I'm a little crooked, you know, listen.
Laura
That'S one of the cross.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what I'm saying? Listen, a straight black man, as we see with the movie Million podcast, people have. They have an opinion. And I wanted to do a show for the first time where the man and the woman had equal footing and billing on the show. And Love and marriage. Huntsville has been the number one show on OWN for the past six years.
Stacy
How did you go about casting the couples? Are these friends of yours or do you know?
Just Hilarious
No.
Charlamagne Tha God
So I had a meeting with a then couple named Melody Martel who wanted to do a show about property preservation. And I was like, not sure about that. So I said, find me some people. I want to do a show about couples. They introduced me to the Scotts, and the rest is history.
Pretty V
What originally drew you to unscripted TV and what keeps you passionate about it?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. So listen, I'm a journalist. Hey, Portia. Hey, Lauren. I'm a journalist. I grew up watching Oprah Winfrey, the late Ananda Lewis, who was my idol for so many years and still remains. And for me, I wanted to just be somebody who was able to report on real people's stories, real people issues. So when I got the bug and the call to produce the Real Housewives of Atlanta, that's the first reality show I've done. And the moment Charlamagne I stepped on set, I felt like how you all feel, it was. It's like when your purpose meets your passion. And I felt that God created me to be a storyteller and to tell people's stories in the most authentic way. And doing unscripted is the blessing that I never thought I needed.
Pretty V
Wow.
Charlamagne Tha God
It really is.
Pretty V
You talk about why, though?
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, because the thing is this. I feel like everybody has a story. So when I started my podcast, Reality with The king. I wanted to create a safe space where people were able to be unprovoked, not judge, and be able to just sit with somebody who cares about them and say, this is my truth, and this is how I feel. And for me, when it comes to reality television, there's nothing that makes me more happy than to see regular people live their wildest dreams. I think it's the most important blessing of my life.
Pretty V
When you think about season six of Real Housewives of Atlanta, right? We all know all the historic cast members of Real Housewives of Atlanta. What makes a cast member must watch tv? Is it personality? Is it vulnerability? Is it drama? Or just something else that we might be missing?
Charlamagne Tha God
It's all of the above. And what's funny is. So when I cast women and men on my shows, the number one question they ask me is, what are you looking for? And I always say I want authenticity. The reason why the three of you are so amazing at your job is because people wake up in the morning and want to listen and watch what the three of you have to say. So for me, it's all about being authentic, being vulnerable. And listen, we all like a little excited life that may be a little messy, just like the world is.
Pretty V
So put the scarf on and go live.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, you know, you know, Jess had to get the mess off her chest. You like how that rhyme, Jess had to get the mess off her chest. That's a hot 16 shout out to Nikki. So for me, I love that. That's why when Jess went live and was talking, you know, her truth, I called Jess and Lauren and said, hey, I have a podcast called Reality with the king. Want to come on and talk to me. So that's what I do. I did.
DJ Envy
But you've been also too. Even from the first day I met you, you've been really encouraging of us. Like, you spoke to me about just. Just before all of that, and you spoke to me about just this environment. What has that looked like for you? Mentorship wise, too? Because it was. I didn't even know you, but you were like, here's what you need to do. Here's what you like. Why are you that way? And what does that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because I know what it's like to grow up in this crazy business and just wanting to be heard. Yeah, I know what it's like to be the only in the room. I'm an openly gay black man. Shocker. I know this voice is so deep, so much bass in it. But for me, I know what it's like to Be the only one. I know what it's like to feel alone. And I know what it's like to be a black person in a space where everybody feels like they know you. So when I saw what the two of you were going through.
Pretty V
Ice Cream tv. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Pretty V
You.
Charlamagne Tha God
First of all, Charlamagne is the Carlos King of radio.
DJ Envy
I normally would say Andy Copeland, definitely. Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's like my spirit at him up because he was like, I mean, you know, say what you gotta say. Say it now. Get off your chest.
Stacy
And then gave me a hug before he.
Charlamagne Tha God
And she's crying. And you was like, you felt that way.
Pretty V
I had no idea. It was like, well, Charlie B.
Charlamagne Tha God
She was crying for weeks.
Stacy
And they're gonna say, well, I see. I cry all the time. And don't.
Pretty V
Right. Don't.
Stacy
Don't entertain it.
Charlamagne Tha God
So for me, I love black people. I really do. And I am everybody's mentor. I'm known as somebody who loves all the girls. Girls. Every single reality star has contacted me to give them advice. They slide in my DMs to no shade to, you know, hop on my shows. But other than that, they. They do want somebody who looks like me to say, how do I go about doing this? And that's why mentorship is very important to me, because I want to be able to give back to my community in a way that feels safe.
Just Hilarious
We're still kicking it with Carlos Kids. Charlemagne.
Pretty V
You know, there's always a fine line between storytelling and exploitation in reality tv. How do you know when you've crossed it? And do you care?
Charlamagne Tha God
I do care. I do care. I have a show called Bell Collective. A wonderful woman named Marie Monroe has a mother who abuses drugs currently and has been doing that since Marie was a little girl. It was Marie's decision to have that story be told on the show. We told the story in one particular episode. Marie was looking for her mother, and she was searching for her through crack houses. And we were following it, and we, of course, wanted the end of the story to be she was getting healed because that was Marie's intention. The moment I saw that this woman had a problem that didn't look like she was going to be healed, I ceased shooting with her. And I said that at some point, will feel like we're exploiting this woman who clearly still has a drug abuse situation that is prominent today. And I did not want to be somebody to use my millions of viewers and audiences to show a black mother dealing with that for the rest of the show. So I see production on that one.
Stacy
And then even not before you get to her, even some of the other extra crackheads and some of the houses that you off followed them in, they was probably like, damn, y' all ain't tell us that they was coming today.
DJ Envy
Yeah, no, no.
Charlamagne Tha God
We had to bl some faces.
Pretty V
The real crack houses of Atlanta would be fire, though. That would be.
Charlamagne Tha God
Carlos, King of radio.
DJ Envy
You calling Mocha Min for the rest of the.
Pretty V
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Charlamagne, you are one of the girls.
Pretty V
Not one of the girls.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do you know this? Us gays love you.
Porsha Williams
I tell.
Pretty V
I know the kids love me. They call me, they say, I'm trade.
Just Hilarious
You know what trade means?
Pretty V
No, but it's. It's flattering.
Charlamagne Tha God
Trade is an a clock. It trade is a black masculine. Well, not black. A masculine man that looks like this, you know, with your basketball shorts and T shirt.
DJ Envy
Yeah, it's like very like, yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
We like short run around over here.
Porsha Williams
That's what I was waiting for you to say. They'd be like, he's so round.
DJ Envy
He's so thick. I'd be like, can y' all.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, my God.
Pretty V
I'll tell you about that time I was walking out of Viacom in 50 50.
Charlamagne Tha God
What happened?
Pretty V
I walked out of Viacom. It was about four brothers, right? I ain't even paying no attention. I'm walking, right? So I'm minding my business all time. The heads.
Charlamagne Tha God
Charlamagne.
Pretty V
Don't you walk over here. Don't you walk past us with all that ass and not say nothing.
Charlamagne Tha God
We love that.
Pretty V
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Pretty V
I was. I went back. All right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hello. Exactly.
DJ Envy
Oh, my God.
Stacy
So what I. I want to go back to something that you said before. You were saying that, you know, you wanted to be the change in the industry. What were some of the things that you had to go through before you even got to that? Like, you were ever mistreated in the industry before you got to where you are?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, I. Good question. I remember being a producer and I work really hard and I climbed the ladder the right way. I was a PA ap. I had every step in this business. And I remember I had these set of mentors who I thought were like, everything to me. And long story short, I reached out to them for advice, like, oh, my gosh, you know, I have an opportunity to be an executive producer. I need some advice. Advice. What should I do? Do, you know, an agent? Should I get an agent? And all these things. Long story short, they went behind my back and told my bosses I did not deserve the promotion.
Pretty V
Wow. Why?
Charlamagne Tha God
Because what I have learned in this business is everybody wants you to do great as long as you're not doing better than them. And that was a tough pill for me to swallow. And I remember crying about that because it was my first time. I'm experiencing betrayal from people who I thought were looking out for me.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
So when I experienced that, I said to myself, no black person in my wheelhouse would ever have to go through that again. And that's the reason why my company, I have an open door policy. I speak to everybody from the PA to the grip to the sound person, to the executives, because I want everybody to know that when they work for Carlos King, we're gonna have a great time, we're gonna work really hard. But you also have somebody where the owner of the company is gonna shake your hand and speak to you and say thank you at the end of the. Of the. Of the shoot.
Stacy
Yeah.
Pretty V
You know what else I always wondered about black reality TV stars? They seem to not get the same, like, mainstream deals or magazine covers. Why do you think the industry still treats black reality stars like they decide this and not the. Not the entree, especially when they had success, like Real housewives of Atlanta.
DJ Envy
A lot of people talk like that about Nene. They feel like she should have more.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. Nene, to me, is the Meryl Streep of reality te. And we're gonna put some respect on her name. For sure. We all have benefited from Nene leakes, and I'm comfortable saying that giving the woman her must do in this business. I think when it comes to black reality stars, unfortunately, just like any black woman in any industry, you aren't given the investment that you deserve. You're not. Whether it's the music industry, whether it's journalism, whether it's, you know, the medical field field. It's an unfortunate fact that when it comes to black women in any industry, black women lead the charge. They're the curators. You know, they're the tastemakers. But unfortunately, advertisers feel like if they're not white, would the consumer buy into that? And I think they will. And that's why when you look at Porsha Williams, Capital P, the COVID of People magazine, Big deal. Bernadine Peters, right? Angela Bassett.
Stacy
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know, like, you look at Portia and listen, I'm gonna say this because I believe in it. I think Portia Williams is currently the. The black Kim Kardashian of our time. And I think we need to look at her as somebody who is going to make so many strides in this business. And I believe strongly her People magazine cover illustrated that fact. And when I saw that, I was like, like, where's her deals now? Only she has. She got. I'm like, that to me hair that, to me, really showcased, like, this woman is about to set things on fire. Like, she did that car.
DJ Envy
You said it was iconic.
Charlamagne Tha God
It was like, I think Porsche is so iconic, and I just love her so much because, again, she's what Charlamagne and I just talked about. She's vulnerable, she's funny, she's authentic. And, you know, she's having a season where she's Going through a divorce, and that's challenging. I think any woman's going through a divorce sees that and understands that. And if you have never gone through a divorce, I think you will never understand what that does to a woman. It does something to a woman. And I've seen it with Nene Leakes. I've seen it on my shows, Love and Marriage. I've seen it across the world. And I think we have to really give her some grace.
Just Hilarious
I'm still kicking it with Carlos King.
DJ Envy
Lauren, did you see the interview that Simon recently did with Page Six where he. How did you feel about that interview and him throwing a lot of the blame on Portia for the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, I think this, I think it's one of those situations where I don't know Simon. I met Simon at the wedding for the first time, the Nigerian one, because at the time I was with an African who looked like Charlamagne.
Porsha Williams
Yes.
Pretty V
Where's he from?
Stacy
Where he.
Pretty V
Yeah, the Molly region. That's where I'm from. Senegal. Like I'm saying, I don't know, you know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Child. He could have been related to Simon. I don't know.
Stacy
Plus one for the wedding, I mean.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, yeah, he was.
DJ Envy
Oh, my God.
Stacy
That's a question.
Laura
I'll get. There you are.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Porsha Williams
That's an excuse.
Charlamagne Tha God
All my meat cut. So my thing is. Well, I'm vegan. I was trying to make my vegan meat stop.
Laura
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know, I like a good amount of protein, but my thing is this. I, I met Simon at the wedding day, the Nigerian wedding. It was me, Giselle Bryant, sitting next to each other, and I saw the love in that room, and you had to be there to understand, and there was love there. I am shocked that Simon has decided to go this route when it comes to creating a narrative about his wife. Listen, I, I wasn't there. I wasn't in their bedroom. I, I don't know what happened for sure, but I do think when it comes to a man, at the end of the day, I do think there's some sort of protection that needs to happen to where you have to look at her mental health and understand that I, I, I do believe that everybody should tell their own story, but I do think it comes to a, a point to where it could be too much. And I think as a man, you have to decide, like, I got my point across and I'm done. And, and I hope that Simon, in his quiet times, understands that. I feel like he did an interview you. He got his story out, and I think now is the time to be like, all right, bro, we got, we.
Pretty V
We heard you also, too, though. You got to look at it and think to yourself, how much of that is projection? Because, I mean, he's going through a lot of trying. Sure. You just was locked up. You got deported. Now you gotta, yeah. Step. Set up light shop in a whole new place even though you're from there, right? Yeah. Dubai, Nigeria. Now, I don't know.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's.
Stacy
He's in Nigeria.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nigeria.
Stacy
Nigeria, Yeah.
DJ Envy
I mean, he can go between both, but I think he's in.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Pretty V
He just can't come back to America. I just think when I saw that interview, I just saw a lot of projection.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. I saw a lot of pain. And listen, I'm not here to dissect that man's emotion and what isn't real or not. I believe he obviously. Listen, I know there was love there. I was at the wedding and Portia teared up, and I saw so much love between those two that I am shocked that things are where it's at now. But with that being said, I do think at some point you have to put down, down, you know, the, the missile and just say, I, I, I, I will deal with this now privately. So hopefully that happens.
Stacy
Has doing reality TV ever been challenging to you to the point where you're like, all right, look, I'm done with this. Like, I'm walking away from this. Like, has there ever been a moment where it got personal for you? Although it's business.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, just with the. Okay.
Stacy
You know what I'm saying? I learned. I learned a little bit.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, look, I think there is a time to where, where you have to take inventory of what's happening in an industry. And I look at reality television now, and it's not what it used to be.
Stacy
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
I started in 2008. Like, I was there when Nene at least had a quick weave.
Stacy
Okay.
Laura
You know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne Tha God
I was there when Sheree had broken gates in her million dollar home.
Stacy
The beginning, you know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, I was there when things were real and women joined the show because they were like, this could be interesting and obviously, listen, be famous and all those things and whatever. However, I don't like where it's heading to, where I feel like a lot of people join the show for the wrong reasons and they don't understand that it's, it's a. You're doing a deal where you have to exchange your privacy for publicity.
Stacy
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
And when you hear reality stars saying, I ain't talking about that. That's too real. Or when they use social media to turn people against the production because they don't like the fact that the audience doesn't like them in this particular episode. You know what I mean? Like, we all have bad moments. You know, I felt for you when you, you know, talked about your situation. I felt bad for you. You're good. But, you know. Cause he loves.
Stacy
He loves.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's like me. He's like.
Stacy
He's like.
Charlamagne Tha God
Was my name spelled right? Okay, I'm good. Because that's Charlamagne. Did you get the G in the end of the E? Cause the G is silent. Okay, okay.
Laura
So.
Charlamagne Tha God
So for me, I do understand that this is a tough industry because of social media. And I have said that social media has killed the reality star.
Pretty V
Tell me more.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because social media has poisoned the reality star into behaving in a way that pleases them. And the reality star, if they're not strong enough and if they don't have the right people around them, they can fall into that trap and they can lose opportunities because nobody wants to be around somebody who constantly is berating someone when you're like, we were good. Oh, but that episode aired, and you don't like the feedback that you're. That you're getting. That's right. So now all of a sudden, it's editing fault.
Pretty V
But, baby, during the production, we were.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good, but, you know, we had a watch party. It was great. You got the episode. You was like, yay. And then user 3079 said, I hate UB and you like production. And it's like, come again. So those days, to me, are definitely diminishing. And that's the reason why. Look, Reality with the Kings of Hip podcast. And that's why I'm so happy to announce that we have partnered with Black Effect.
Porsha Williams
Effect.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. So shout out to Charlamagne. I really appreciate you. Listen, you're somebody who I always looked up to since your days being with Wendy, and I feel like our stories are so parallel because I know what it's like to be the sidekick, and I know what it's like to just want to be able to, of course, service the person who you're working for, but also have your own dreams and desires. So with my podcast joining the Black Effect Network, you know, expect things to be bigger and bolder. And listen, I think for me, it shows that you have two black men who are powerful in their own individual industries. But I believe this partnership will show the world and the Community and the culture that two black men. Okay. Can join forces with no ego and figure out a landscape to where we can do business.
Pretty V
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
On a multi level scale.
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
So the fact that this partnership is happening, me and Charlamagne about to make a lot of money.
Pretty V
Yeah. And I'm looking forward to, you know, learning the world of unscripted, you know, through you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Pretty V
Because that's what I want Black Effect to be. A multimedia, you know, company. Right. Multimedia production company. So, you know, we've already talked about doing unscripted stuff.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, yes. Now that reality with the King is on the Black Effect network. First of all, download the app. Okay. The got recently Shady with Giselle Bryant and Robin Dixon. They got the Latest with Lauren LaRosa. They have a lot of people.
Pretty V
Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
So I'm going to be dropping between four to five episodes a week.
DJ Envy
Oh, you coming for me? Because I'm daily.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, you know. No, listen, there's room for everybody.
Porsha Williams
There is.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. I'm. As long as I don't have a bob, you in good hands are a bad wig.
Pretty V
You want either. Either or.
DJ Envy
This is mine. Thank you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Please subscribe to my podcast under the Black Effect Network. Reality with the King. And we do exclusive interviews for YouTube. So I have Angela Oakley from Housewives of Atlanta up right now. We got some more heavy hitters coming up, so subscribe. And like my YouTube channel too.
Pretty V
Absolutely. It's the Breakfast Club. Thank you. Donkey of the Day.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's a read. But you're so good at it, you're.
Pretty V
Trying to be a fake ass Charlemagne. There's only one Charlemagne involved.
Porsha Williams
Damn Charlemagne.
Laura
Who you give a Ducky of the Day to?
Pretty V
Well, sexy Red Donkey of the day goes to a 34 year old woman from Mississippi named Jesse. Let me see. Justinia Jacinia Faye Ezel. Let me tell you something, man. I don't know what world we live in anymore, okay? Stop thinking you know people because you think you know, but you have no idea. I was born in 1978. Personally, I believe after 1990, God. God stopped making humans, okay? He stopped making humans. He sold the patent. It's his product, but not his recipe. Because these people out here look like us, but they not like us, okay? See, Jenia went into a Dollar General with a gun. Very low hanging fruit. Okay? If you're going to take a penitentiary chance, don't do it at Dollar General, okay? I would rather you not do it at all. I would rather you not walk into any store with a gun. But definitely not Dollar General in Fact, if your brain says I should go rob this dol should immediately change your thoughts to I should go in this Dollar General and fill out a job application. Okay? One of the reasons it's stupid to rob a Dollar General is because you never know how much cash a Dollar General has on hand at any given time. So you might fool around and get 20 years for $20. Okay? The money in Dollar General fluctuates constantly based on sales expenses, deposits, withdrawals. It's just not smart to do. Not smart to rob any place, but definitely not a Dollar General. Okay? Now, Jenia introduced me store with a firearm and demanding money. Then she got into an altercation with an employee before leaving the scene with an undisclosed amount of money. Dear Dollar General employee, Dollar General not dying for you, okay? The only way you should end up in a fight with someone who walks in any store with a gun to rob it is if your life is being threatened. If you fighting for your life, I completely understand. Other than that, get the hell out the way and go hide behind the drink burritos. Now, I'm not giving you donkey because you robbed the Dollar General. Jacinia. I could, okay? But there is more to this story. See, officers came to the store to investigate. And after they came to investigate, Justinia did something no criminal should ever do. And that's return to the scene of the crime. What did she return to the scene of the crime for? Would you like to know? What do you think she returned to the scene of the crime for? Huh? What'd you think?
Just Hilarious
I have no idea.
Pretty V
Because she dropped. Dropped her cell phone. I repeat, officers said they were at the store investigating when Jenia Ezell returned to the scene and asked about a cell phone she dropped during the robbery. Is it crack? It's got to be crack. Okay, Ezell, you got the right last name because you must be a crackhead. Ice cube. If you look in the cast, a new crackhead named Ezel. And last Friday, we have found your person. R.I.P. a.J. J. Johnson. Okay? You just robbed the Dollar General at gunpoint, Yesenia. And you came back to the store while police was investigating to ask about a cell phone you dropped during a robbery. Let me tell you something, man. Even if you're not smoking the fried cocaine that's normal from our era, you are absolutely addicted to this new drug. The biggest drug on the market, by the way. And that's your smartphone. Okay, Once again, smartphones making dumb people. We love these devices so much, we treat them like they are the 79th organ in our Body. We treat them like they are our hearts, our lun, our livers, our kidneys. We are addicted to these devices. No doctor has universally diagnosed us with phone addiction, but it's obvious, okay? All of us exhibit behaviors and symptoms that suggest a strong dependency on these smartphones. And this right here is just the latest example. Some donkey todays just sell themselves. Please give Jacinia Ezel the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones of the day.
Laura
You are the donkey.
Pretty V
You want to play a game. And we think we got to figure it out.
Just Hilarious
We can play a game.
Pretty V
We got to figure it out. You don't think so? You think we got to figure it out.
Just Hilarious
Play a game.
Stacy
Ask him first.
Pretty V
Okay, well, let's play a game of guess what race it is. Yes. Jinia Ezel from Mississippi went to rob a Dollar General, got into a fight with an employee, but then left with an undisclosed amount of money, but came back to the scene of the crime while police were investigating because she dropped her cell phone. DJ Envy, guess what race she is.
Just Hilarious
Black.
Pretty V
Damn, damn, damn, damn. I don't like how you said that so quickly. Why? Why you think that gotta be one of us?
Just Hilarious
Just a hunch.
Pretty V
Just a hunch, huh? Okay. The hunch. Okay, Jess, hilarious. Jenna Ezel from Mississippi walked into a Dollar General to rob it, got into a fight with one of the employees, but were left with an undisclosed amount of money, but came back to the scene of the crime while police were investigating because she dropped her cell phone. Just hilarious. Guess what race she is.
Stacy
I'm gonna say black, too, for one.
Pretty V
Why?
Stacy
Ezel is her last name.
Pretty V
Okay, okay.
Stacy
Two, I robbed many Dollar Generals.
Pretty V
Not at gunpoint.
Stacy
No, not at gunpoint.
Just Hilarious
Don't judge it. We don't know.
Stacy
But I've definitely robbed many of them. And I've gotten into altercations with cashiers as well.
Pretty V
Because you were stealing something and they.
Stacy
Trying to stop you like it's theirs and it's not. Since I can steal some stuff for you, too. Chill.
Pretty V
But.
Just Hilarious
But why Dollar General? Why not?
Stacy
Because it's easy. Everything.
Just Hilarious
It's only a dollar.
Stacy
I told you. Me and I was broke.
Porsha Williams
Envy.
Just Hilarious
Sorry I wasn't out here.
Stacy
It would like you. Since I was 10, I was. I had to fend for myself a lot. So men asked you to steal?
Pretty V
I want Jess, Hilarious and DJ Envy to know that they are both absolutely, positively wrong. Okay, I was.
Stacy
I'm going off experience. He just judging black people because he not black.
Pretty V
That's right. Dominican Jinia is not. Not black. What is she. She's. It's a difference. It's a difference. And until y' all learn the difference, y' all will continue to make that mistake. Okay? Okay. Okay.
Stacy
Thank you.
Just Hilarious
Yes, but why she went back in for the phone when she seen the police there.
Pretty V
I just skated. Why do we keep having to tell y this all the time?
Stacy
Well, she probably thought that they was there for something else.
Just Hilarious
Yo, shut up.
Stacy
Yeah, honestly, she probably thought the cops was there for something else and came back back and just. Yeah, she wasn't thinking.
Pretty V
How was she 34. Damn.
Stacy
Damn. Yeah, she's stupid as hell.
Just Hilarious
All right, well, thank you for that donkey today.
Pretty V
Yes, indeed, the Breakfast Club.
Just Hilarious
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Jess. Hilarious Charlemagne, the guy. We are the breakfast club. Lauren LaRosa filling in for Jess. And we got a special guest in the building, capital P. Por is back. Porsha Williams.
Pretty V
Welcome.
Porsha Williams
What's going on? Good.
Just Hilarious
How you feeling?
Porsha Williams
I'm feeling good. I was just saying I love you. Oh, I love you on this show. Her name?
Pretty V
Lauren. Like your sister?
Porsha Williams
Yes. I love me a good Lauren. Lauren.
Laura
Yes.
DJ Envy
Lauren's are special people.
Porsha Williams
They really are. I was just saying this morning. How many I have. My assistant is Lauren. Lauren. We have another stylist. Lauren. It's just Lauren's everywhere.
Just Hilarious
Lauren's everywhere.
Pretty V
You look rich.
Porsha Williams
Thank you.
DJ Envy
You giving glows, giving money.
Porsha Williams
Giving rich, honey. The script.
Just Hilarious
Giving rich back on Housewives.
Porsha Williams
Yes.
Just Hilarious
Who would have thought?
Porsha Williams
Three years away from the show and now I'm back. It's really exciting to be honest with you.
Pretty V
So what happened now, though? Cause you get a lot of money, Portia. It's not like you need to be on Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Porsha Williams
God has. You know what? It's. God has really been good to me. Three years away from reality.
Pretty V
I know somebody getting money. God is good to me. Really good to me.
Laura
Okay.
Porsha Williams
In spite of.
Just Hilarious
Okay.
Porsha Williams
But no, you know, I have a certain relationship with my fans. I've been doing a show for 10 years and they're really not fans. I call them supporters because they've been with me through everything. A divorce, giving birth to Pilar on tv. Like, ups and downs of life. And so, you know, I really felt like at the time it was gonna be great to share my life, my happily married life, you know, But I One thing about me and my fans do respect. I'm transparent. So even though it didn't turn out the story that I wanted to share, I still was open with what I had.
Just Hilarious
I wanna know. Let's start with the divorce. Right.
Porsha Williams
Oh, let's do it.
Just Hilarious
People automatically assume. People assumed it was infidelity. But, you know, in the first episode you talk about, you would go to the airport and you would always get pulled to the side, and you got to the point you was like, why the hell do we keep getting pulled to the side?
Porsha Williams
Right, right, right.
Just Hilarious
Did you call ICE on, son?
Porsha Williams
No. No. It doesn't benefit me at all. For him to be locked up mentally and financially, it doesn't benefit me. You know, just because you're going through a divorce doesn't mean you hate someone. I hate actions, I hate lies, I hate a lot of characteristics, but I love the person, you know? And I would never wish harm on anybody. And at the end of the day, I know that he's the type person. He's a slithering snake. He's gonna find his way out of it. I'm sure he'll be fine, you know, and I pray for him, his family, and I hope they all figure it out.
DJ Envy
So where is it at right now? Because last, like, last reports were like, he's detained. The assistant was denied. Like, so where is he physically and, like, what's happening?
Porsha Williams
So I only know as much as you guys know and as much as what's online. As far as I know, they've been posting that he's still being detained.
DJ Envy
So in Georgia?
Porsha Williams
I'm not sure. I haven't looked into it that much. I just know I'm trying to finish my divorce, and I can't deal with that if I don't have a person to divorce.
Laura
Really, you gotta be out to do it?
Porsha Williams
We need to be in court. Yeah, well, you know, he wanted to have our last court date, which was just a couple weeks. A week ago. He asked for it to be in person. I didn't want it to be in person because I knew this whole thing, you know, when I got enlightened about the whole thing.
Pretty V
So you did call I.C.E.
Porsha Williams
No, I knew that he already had a peculiar situation with the United States of America, and so it wasn't gonna benefit me or him for it to be in person. We had already done a year's worth of the divorce over Zoom. So why in person? Why are you fighting for that girl?
DJ Envy
You would have showed up looking just like that, too.
Porsha Williams
Who, me?
Laura
To court?
Porsha Williams
Oh, well, you know, you gotta give him that last look.
Stacy
Would have.
Porsha Williams
Period now.
Pretty V
I don't want the divorce.
Just Hilarious
Now. He also filed that he didn't want you to. To record in the house.
Porsha Williams
Yes, yes. So I did.
Just Hilarious
But it was your house.
Porsha Williams
Yes, our house. So, I mean, I know he's explained it a thousand different ways online. He has documented our entire divorce on the Simon show online. And then I have the housewives, I suppose. But, yeah, there is. Is paperwork in place that would make it a marital property.
Just Hilarious
50.
Porsha Williams
50 split. Outside of that being enforced, it is a premarital property or whatever. But, you know, I am on the other side of this. Like, we've been divorcing now through this process for a whole year, and, you know, I've. Emotionally, it's caught up with what I had to do. So, like, emotionally, I feel like I'm ready to be done with it. I'm ready to heal, ready to move on. But, you know, here comes the reality. So here's the part of my life where it gets interesting. I'm done with the divorce, but I had to deal with it all. The darkness on camera.
Just Hilarious
So it comes right back.
Porsha Williams
Yeah. And so now it has to come back. So now I have to be super prayed up. I have to be super vigilant of who's around me, of energies. I have to be very protective of my peace at this point, because I know what I'm getting into more than any other season, this season could affect me more than any other season.
DJ Envy
And, girl, this is your season. Like, I mean, you've always been like, you, you, Kenya, Nene, Candy, y' all are the OG Girls. But right now, I think we're all excited because you have been away from the show. We know that Kenya eventually exits. Nini's not there, Candy's not there. So it's like, we are looking for you to bring back how it used to feel. So there's so many eyes, and people are going to critique it so much. So, like, what's the daily mantra with filming? Because these girls are not. They're not always going to give you that protect your piece that you're talking about.
Porsha Williams
Well, no, because I just met a couple. A couple of them.
Laura
I know.
Porsha Williams
Who you stole.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, wait, what?
Porsha Williams
So, you know, for me, I. I came back into this kind of feeling brand new. Not gonna lie. Like, three years is a really long time from having cameras in your.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, what up, y' all?
Just Hilarious
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Laura
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Laura
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Porsha Williams
I'm Katherine Townsend.
Charlamagne Tha God
I've received hundreds of messages from people.
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Porsha Williams
I was calling about the murder of my husband.
Pretty V
It's a cold case.
Charlamagne Tha God
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Laura
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Laura
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Porsha Williams
She was still somebody's daughter.
Charlamagne Tha God
She was still somebody's sister.
DJ Envy
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Laura
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Porsha Williams
Get your podcast Life on a daily basis. I was looking into the damn camera lens for most of the time, like I was for. I was getting stumbling over words. It was like brand new Portia all over again. And then I just said, you know what? I talked to the producer. So this was collaborative, me coming back. A big part of me coming back was collaborative. We had conversations, my husband or estranged husband in production, about how I wanted to be and how I asked them to be was completely honest. I asked them, can I break the fourth wall? Fourth wall on reality TV is saying, I'm late because I had to film at my mama house because it's a cease and desist on my crib. You know what I'm saying? So I told them, I said, listen, the only way I can do this is to just speak my truth and be 100% honest. You can edit what you gotta do later, right? But for me to get through this at this dark time and losing, like, my person, I have to be as honest as I possibly can. And they agree that. And I feel like they stuck with that, you know, I Gotta see the show. But I feel like they stuck to letting me just live authentically.
Stacy
Gotcha.
Pretty V
I saw Dr. Simone Whitmore call you a mean girl. Why she say that about you? Capital P. You're so nice.
Porsha Williams
No, I don't know. It. I couldn't really understand what she was saying. I think Simone is reaching that straws. I. I mean, I. I don't know. I think Simone is full of it. Just like that piece of doo doo she had on her head. Like she. She just. To me, she on her show sometimes when you're on reality tv. Right. She's an obgyn. She started on the show and, you know, she was a regular person. And now on the camera. Sometimes when you start lacking in story, you start lacking as a person individually, you start just reaching and coming at who are on point. So she's lacking. So when people lack, they try to deflect and come to you.
Stacy
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
I didn't get mean girl from the first episode. I got late. You was late?
Porsha Williams
I was late, but I didn't try.
Just Hilarious
To get mean girl.
Porsha Williams
I was trying not to be late. But again, logistics, behind the scenes, things that you will see and things you don't know. I had to film at my mom's house because, you know, I couldn't film in my house at the time. And she lives out in Duluth, baby. And that was on a Friday in the rain.
DJ Envy
So. Wait, you're talking about filming at your mom's house in the house? Because I saw online that you. So you weren't awarded sole possession of the house.
Laura
No, I was.
DJ Envy
But you still can't film there, so I was.
Porsha Williams
So. No, here's the thing. I could film. I could do what I want in my house. I could film like a whole porno in my house. I could do what I want.
Stacy
Right.
Just Hilarious
Why you have to go there?
Porsha Williams
I know I ain't had none in a while, so I just had to think about it.
Stacy
But.
Porsha Williams
Okay. So I can do what I want in my house. However, he sent a cease and desist to Bravo. So when he sent that to Bravo, they don't want to play with that. So I needed to get a separate document that said I can film in the house to give to them so they don't have to worry about him harassing them with legal things.
Pretty V
But can he send anything legally, being that he's here? Even legally?
DJ Envy
Let me Google.
Porsha Williams
I'm not an immigration attorney, but if.
Just Hilarious
He has an attorney, he can send whatever.
Pretty V
I would think everything he sends is n void.
Just Hilarious
Yeah, but Brav, I'm sure don't want to fight that.
Porsha Williams
Well, let's hope so.
Just Hilarious
We're still kicking it with Portia Williams from Real Housewives of Atlanta Charlemagne.
Pretty V
I want to ask you about the Simone thing, because she said, I think she was, if I'm not mistaken, Correct me, Lauren, she was saying that Phaedra left her show to come back with you.
DJ Envy
Yeah. Cuz they freaking back. So it's like now the reunion of the them as a friend. She was basically saying freaking fracking over.
Porsha Williams
There to check was whack. Like, okay, so that's what happened. Very whack.
DJ Envy
Because I was going to ask you that because Phaedra comes in later in the season. I'm like, was that switched? Because what did you need the friend or like, did. It's the money thing.
Porsha Williams
We always need Phaedra. I don't give a damn. We always need the legends of Real Housewives of Atlanta. There's just certain situations to where we can't have some of them back. But if there was a. Where there's a will, there's a way. I wanted to have Phaedra back. The cast wanted Phaedra back, and Bravo wanted her back in her home on Housewives.
Just Hilarious
Now, how tight are you and Drew?
Porsha Williams
Drew. You know what, Drew? Some people, you just realize, okay, you just a little.
DJ Envy
Is she still an ambassador of go naked hair?
Porsha Williams
Absolutely not.
DJ Envy
Okay. Go Naked hair is Portia's hair brand.
Porsha Williams
I can't put my hair on people's head and then they think they're me. Like, that's what I can't do. Like, that's what we not gonna do. You don't become Portia by wearing Portia's hair. You need to just enjoy my hair. Take it out when it's dirty and put it in back in when it's clean. You know? Like, you can't just like, oh, she is a. She's an okay person. I think for a lot of her friends, I think they love her. I think they trust her. I think if you're not her friend, you shouldn't trust her and you shouldn't be around her.
DJ Envy
Okay, so with you saying you shouldn't trust her, you shouldn't be around her, and she is not wearing go naked hair anymore. You were not happy about the allegations that she might be in a relationship or whatever with Dennis, your ex.
Porsha Williams
See, this is why I like Breakfast Club. You ask the questions that need to be answered. Okay, so here's the thing on the show. I don't know how it's gonna come off again. Cause the show has to sensationalize things, right? So how good is it for me to be going through a divorce and I'm still jealous about my baby daddy? That's bs, Right? So in real life, she actually was trying to film with him behind my back, and that's just not cool.
Stacy
Come on film with him on Housewives.
Porsha Williams
So it's just not cool, right? It felt like a setup for me in some way.
Just Hilarious
So you didn't know Drew was recording with Dennis? You didn't know anything. You didn't know that they were speaking? You didn't know that they were talking until that first episode.
Charlamagne Tha God
All the hands of the club.
DJ Envy
That's what they said on the episode.
Porsha Williams
I didn't know any of that.
Just Hilarious
So you found out right then, that episode?
Porsha Williams
I. What's so funny? I saw the episode and she was like. She asked him and I said yes, and she talked to me and I said yes. And I'm like, that's just not true. Like, I genuinely didn't know. Look, at the end of the day, like, I told Shamia, if Drew and Dennis want to get together, I just hope she can do baby hair for Pilar. Like, I'm happy with Drew. I think she's a great parent. I think if him and her were to get together and, you know, they can have a solid relationship, that's good too. Just don't screw me where you asked me to come back to be. She had been asking me to come back to Housewives, and when I came back, this is what you had waiting on me. This Wax storyline that y' all came up with.
DJ Envy
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Pretty V
If it was real, you wouldn't have a problem with it?
Porsha Williams
Of course not. I've never got. Listen, the all, everybody knows Dennis and I have a great co parenting relationship. And it is strictly because his personal life is his personal life and mine is mine.
Just Hilarious
So he didn't say nothing to you at all? You found out on the show? So y' all didn't have no conversation?
Porsha Williams
Now he ain't gonna tell me because he could benefit off me finding out on the show.
Pretty V
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Porsha Williams
That what he went on.
Pretty V
You still love Dennis?
Laura
Cool.
Porsha Williams
Yes. Yeah. Not like, you know, please don't take that sound bite like that. I mean, yes, as in that's my daughter's father and. And I want the absolute best for.
Pretty V
Him, but do you love him, like, still let him sweat on you type of way?
Just Hilarious
You should have said sling hot dogs.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what you should have said.
Porsha Williams
No, no, no. I can't even. And, you know, this has been a period of time I've been divorcing a year, you know, and a lot of people move fast, even in their divorce time. I just don't see him in that way. I just don't. And I think because it's because of Pilar, you don't play with that. You know, I'm already going through a divorce, and she's already, you know, losing someone who she called a stepdad, papa, et cetera. I don't want to play with her seeing me and her father be in a relationship and then break up. That's not responsible for me. So the love I have for her just causes me not even to be attracted to him in that way at all, because I just don't. We have so many ups and downs. Our relationship can be toxic at times, and I just don't want to enter into that space with him.
Just Hilarious
Y' all have a great relationship, parenting, co parenting. You have a co parenting.
Porsha Williams
We have a good co parenting. Well, I am single right now, so we gonna see how it works out when I get somebody.
Pretty V
Is that hard to find somebody, though, Portia, because you are so high profile.
Charlamagne Tha God
For me?
Pretty V
Yeah, for you. Cause you're high profile. You on tv. People may not want to be Be. They may not want their life involved in that.
Porsha Williams
True. So certain caliber of people. I do. I do tend to attract a lot of opportunists. So, yes, the people who probably aren't opportunists, who are in their own lane, doing their own thing and don't want a part of anything I have going on probably tend to skew away from trying to date me, which is the downside of being a reality star. But I just feel like at the end of the day right now, I can't. I can't even think about that. Like, I can't even imagine me, like, being with someone else right now because I still have the energy of my husband around me. So when that's done, I think maybe the atmosphere will be like, her king is coming.
Pretty V
You said something that was interesting. You said that you can't get the energy of Simon off you. What makes you get the energy of a person off you? Like, Lauren got Sage. Your sister got this age.
Porsha Williams
She could. She could. But, you know, this divorce, it's gonna take some time. It's gonna take time to the public, our relationship was so sensationalized that I don't think they saw it as a real relationship. But I genuinely did love my husband and I had all kind of plans. If you have ever been married or in a long term relationship, everything you do, you're considering that person. They're a part of it. So everything I'm still doing, I'm having to piece him out of it, you know? Know. And I'm still in our home. I would like to redecorate or do whatever, but I got to still wait to see what's going to happen with that. He and I. What? Stop talking about Simon. This is not true. You wrote this. This is true.
Pretty V
What you mean? I don't know.
Just Hilarious
We don't even know what it is.
Pretty V
I don't know. They just handed me that.
Stacy
What does it say?
Porsha Williams
This can't be real.
Pretty V
They just handed me that. I have no idea.
Porsha Williams
Oh, wow. Okay, so. Lauren, look at that.
DJ Envy
What is happening?
Porsha Williams
Sorry.
Pretty V
I'm just playing. I made that up that day.
Charlamagne Tha God
What?
Just Hilarious
What happened.
Porsha Williams
Y' all?
Just Hilarious
So what Charlamagne put together? And let me tell you, before the interview, he didn't tell none of us, right?
DJ Envy
I thought it was something with me.
Just Hilarious
I seen him laughing and giggling.
Charlamagne Tha God
So we.
Just Hilarious
We knew he was up to something, but he even planned it because he had somebody walk it in. The letter says, yo, what's wrong with you right now?
Porsha Williams
That is not funny. Because this is. I don't know, this is this. You know, people online, of course, they're making jokes like, oh, you know, she called or whatever. This is like a person who I have shared a life with. I don't want nothing to happen to him. I don't want. I don't even want him deported. Like at the end of the day today, that scared me.
DJ Envy
I was like, Mr. Mental Health just threw you off, huh?
Charlamagne Tha God
Right?
Porsha Williams
But you look at me like, do.
Just Hilarious
You know what I'm saying?
Porsha Williams
I don't know what's going on, disrupting my peace.
DJ Envy
I really thought something happened to somebody. Cuz you look like you were about to cry.
Porsha Williams
Yeah.
Just Hilarious
All right, back to the show.
Pretty V
There was a lot of men that were happy that he. That that happened to him, though.
Porsha Williams
They were.
Pretty V
Yes. Because how do you feel about you.
Just Hilarious
Because they want to hide.
Porsha Williams
Well. And that's the scary part about being online. Like going in on a personality that people actually like. You don't know. Know who could have done anything.
Pretty V
You know what I mean?
Porsha Williams
You just don't know.
Just Hilarious
We're still kicking it with Portia Williams from Real Housewives of Atlanta Charlemagne.
Pretty V
What happened on When y' all shot the upshot because we had nene up here?
Porsha Williams
Yeah.
Pretty V
And she said you blocked her from, but, you know, you wouldn't do it with her.
Charlamagne Tha God
I was doing this show called the Upshaws, and she kind of was like, she didn't want to do the Upshots with me.
Laura
She didn't tell me that.
Charlamagne Tha God
She told the production crew, and the production told us that, you know, is that true?
Pretty V
I don't believe Portia.
Laura
It's the truth.
Pretty V
Really.
Laura
It's the truth.
Pretty V
Wasn't that Caddy where she is?
Stacy
Something happened a little bit.
Charlamagne Tha God
She did that.
Porsha Williams
So, no, it's not that I wouldn't do it with her. So I signed on to do the Upshaws, and I had just filed. So when it happened, I had already signed up to do the show, and I really couldn't cancel at that point. So when I got there, I just was sitting in the green room or the waiting area, and I just, like, start breaking down.
Pretty V
Oh, man.
Porsha Williams
Then she was in the room next to. Just hearing her voice broke me down. Because I just felt when you're going through the divorce, you just feel so alone. Just hearing her voice just. It was just too familiar. And, you know, I had not talked to her. I didn't know how I could face her. I didn't know how I could face anybody. So it genuinely wasn't me saying, no, I don't work with this person or that person, whomever, because I agreed to it. I just wasn't capable of doing it that day.
Pretty V
Mentally and emotionally.
Porsha Williams
Mentally and emotionally. I could not gather myself at all. So when I spoke to them, they were like, you know, I understand you're not gonna be able to act as a housewife today. They ended up letting me go home. And then they said, we'll fill you in. We'll fill in your spot with Cynthia. And then after that, in true Nene fashion, she just turned it into something about herself. And it genuinely wasn't about her. It was about me. You know what I'm saying? Like, her actions of, like, taking Simon's side and hanging out with him, with women or whatever they were doing, which is fine. Cause in the dark divorce, you gonna pick a side. I can't judge if she wanted to go over there. Who. Who knows? She may think he right and I'm wrong. It is what it is, you know.
Pretty V
You said you like seeing the OGs on the show. Would you welcome Nene back?
Porsha Williams
Yes, I would welcome her back. I mean, it ain't gonna look like I'm welcoming her back. Let me get that straight. We Gonna have a time in the beginning. But I'm. I'm for what's good for the show. But I just feel like, realistically, as much as we all love Nene, And I mean Ms. Nene, realistically, you just can't sue a network. You cannot say things about Andy Cohen that are that damaging and expect that bridge to still be standing. So, unfortunately, I just don't know if she can cross that and come back.
DJ Envy
I got one more show question because I know you also are acting, too. You got a lifetime situation we want to talk about. But Kenya. So I know she's not going to finish out the season because of what happened with her and Britney, but they were saying that she could come back potentially season seven.
Porsha Williams
Who said that?
DJ Envy
I thought that she was only suspended for the rest of 16. I thought she was only suspended for season 16 and could potentially come back for 17, though.
Porsha Williams
I would hope that's true. I. I just can't see. I'm in 100% agreement with her not being here. I would love for her to be at the reunion. I'm for what's best for the show. And I loved where Kenya was going. She's not that happy with me right now.
DJ Envy
I should not have it with you right now. I thought y' all were doing better this season.
Porsha Williams
She didn't like when I said that. When I compared her to Brit and I said they were similar and I said they were similar, but I meant because they're both fabulous. They both, to me, speak their mind. Like, you know, she. When you don't like somebody, you don't want to be compared to them, so.
DJ Envy
Right. Got you.
Porsha Williams
But whatever, girl.
Laura
I got.
Porsha Williams
Hell, I gotta talk about you. You a part of the show. Don't you want to be talked about it?
DJ Envy
It's kind of crazy, though. I didn't even think about the reunion. Like the fact that she won't even be on the reunion. Who said that?
Porsha Williams
It's possible. I'm still hoping. I'm still hopeful. She is. She's still a big part of the show. She's not the show. She didn't make or break the season. But Kenya is a person who I've been doing this with for a very long time. And for once, we were possibly about to have a season of not being foes. You know what I'm saying? Phaedra. I have to say, when Phaedra came in, she helped to elevate the show as well and keep us where we needed to be because everybody been wanting to see her. She. The whole time Candy been gone?
DJ Envy
Yeah.
Porsha Williams
So, you know, it's. People wanted her back.
DJ Envy
And Kandi has been really upset about how Kenya's been treated by the network. She's been very vocal about that. And then Phaedra coming back. I don't know if Kandi's too excited about that as well too, but do you feel like the network protects you guys the way that they should? Because that's what Kandi's saying is, like, the network didn't protect one of their stars, which is Kandi.
Porsha Williams
I still work for the network, so I don't share certain sentiments. Okay, let's be clear, all right? I'm saying that I think Candy deserves an opportunity. And an opportunity can be given to anyone. You can always say no. She can say whatever she wants to say to Brit, the cast, the crew, and whoever, and they can say no. But I believe she deserves that opportunity. I ain't say a damn thing about the network. Love the network.
Pretty V
Talk about all this money. You're getting pampered by Portia. Go Naked hair. What is it, the Lifetime movie?
DJ Envy
Yeah, it's Detective Ebony Williams in the upcoming Lifetime movie single black female 3 the final. Final chapter.
Porsha Williams
Yes. Yes. That was. That was big for me. I always want to be in a Lifetime movie. I am obsessed with Lifetime. And I am amongst the cast of great women who've been. They had two other movies. This is the third installment, the last one, and I played detective. I look totally different in this movie. I even stopped doing Botox for this movie. I did. I was like, you know what? I'm not doing any Botox. I want my whole face to move.
DJ Envy
How does I gotta look at the trailer?
Porsha Williams
Oh, it's frozen right now.
DJ Envy
I hope so. No, no, you look good, but in the trailer.
Porsha Williams
Cuz I know when you saw every freaking line. I got lines on my forehead, got a crow's feet. I got all of it. Because my role is so different from who I am. Like, I'm an alcoholic. I'm a bit of a stalker. Like, you know, I ain't gonna say who else, what else I've done in a movie. But I. I think it's gonna be a good look for me in the acting world because it's totally different from me playing myself and a lot of other things that I've done.
Pretty V
But I got one last question. Will a Nigerian man get another shot, or do you feel like the stereotype is true and all of them are scandals now? So you just done.
Porsha Williams
Well, I am Nigerian, so of course I would date another one. You know, I would. I would marry another one I want to love and marry who is going to be honest and love me. I'm not ready to get married. I'm not rushing into none of that. I mean, unless.
DJ Envy
So you say that down, girl.
Porsha Williams
Unless.
DJ Envy
See, by the end of the season, we'd have been like, oh, Portia got a new ring.
Pretty V
I know you would get mad married again.
Porsha Williams
I would. I would get married again. Why?
Charlamagne Tha God
Of course.
Porsha Williams
So just because of him, I can't get married again. I can't enjoy the comfort and the security of being. I love being married. I love being called somebody's wife. I love waking up every morning sitting at your feet, asking you what you need me to do. Like, I. I just love that that's in me. I'm a southern girl and I think that's probably why Nigerian men and like men of wealth like me, because I am very submissive and I'm very loving and I'm very. Even though I'm all that I am boss, I can shift that a bit for my man.
Pretty V
Do they have to have wealth?
Porsha Williams
You know, I was thinking about that. I was thinking about that. And I think if I didn't have a daughter. They don't have to have wealth. They do have to have self. So you need to be self sufficient. You need to have your own business about yourself. And you need to be able to come in here if I get pregnant and provide for our child. But I do. I like this new conversation of like Dolly Parton. Oh, rip to her husband, who just recently died. But I liked her relationship. Like, they were separated. A lot of the time is in space physically. But they kept their relationship strong. Like, I don't feel like I have to live with my husband.
DJ Envy
Shirley Ralph does that too.
Porsha Williams
Yeah, Shirley Ralph and I loved when she told us that. I don't think it has to be traditional. I feel like my next relationship will not be traditional.
Pretty V
So you mean. I wonder what that means in the between time.
Porsha Williams
Be a little bit open.
Just Hilarious
Okay.
DJ Envy
Oh, you would do an open relationship, really?
Porsha Williams
Not with another female.
DJ Envy
So you could go and have another man, but he can't have another woman.
Porsha Williams
I haven't found one who's gonna allow me. If you know one, let me know. But no, they don't allow that. They don't. I just mean as far as like your tradition of him having to be in the house.
DJ Envy
Gotcha.
Porsha Williams
I honestly could be in the house with just my baby and be good and then we come and visit my house.
Charlamagne Tha God
So you need a break sometime.
DJ Envy
You have enough houses, though. I mean, you have enough rooms in your house to be able to do that. So why y' all didn't just do it?
Porsha Williams
Because I also like to be under people.
DJ Envy
That's why I'm so confused, cuz.
Just Hilarious
I watching you, yo.
DJ Envy
I'm so like, my man, my man, my man. So I'm sitting here like, girl.
Just Hilarious
Jesus Christ. Portia. Ladies and gentlemen, Real Housewives of Atlanta comes on this Sunday. And we appreciate you for stopping through. Yes, capital, Pusha Williams, it's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Just hilarious. Charlamagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. It's time for a positive note.
Pretty V
What we got, positive note, is simply this, man, be careful what you wish for others. Cause it just might get to you, all right? To wish bad things for somebody, somebody else is actually, like, looking for something bad to happen to you. Because when you wish bad karma on somebody else, you bring bad karma on yourself. Okay? You are consuming and bringing in negative vibes into your life. Instead, be the person you wish they were. Be the person who brings only positive thoughts and good vibes into their own life. Because being negative yourself will only bring negative into your life. Don't poison yourself hoping somebody else will die.
Just Hilarious
All right, Breakfast Club, bitches.
Pretty V
You don't finish or y' all done?
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Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club – BEST OF (Carlos King, Pretty Vee, And Porsha Williams Interview) Release Date: July 1, 2025
Introduction
The Breakfast Club, renowned as "The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show," hosted by DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, and Charlamagne Tha God, brings together influential personalities to discuss pertinent topics in culture, entertainment, and personal lives. In this special "Best Of" episode, notable guests Carlos King, Pretty Vee, and Porsha Williams join the hosts for an engaging conversation.
Segment 1: Lending a Car and Legal Implications ([06:28] – [08:43])
The episode kicks off with Just Hilarious sharing a personal anecdote about lending her car to a friend who had a suspended license. This incident resulted in her receiving a ticket, highlighting the often-overlooked legal responsibilities of vehicle owners.
Key Takeaways:
Segment 2: Introduction of Pretty Vee and Her Book ([10:59] – [14:17])
Pretty Vee introduces her new book, The Pretty Victory 100 Day Guide to Recenter Yourself and Find Your Purpose. She delves into her personal journey of self-improvement, including sacrifices like distancing herself from social media to focus on writing.
Pretty Vee: "It makes sense for you to have a devotional, a book full of affirmations because all you do is send us devotionals and affirmations every day." ([11:26])
Laura (Just Hilarious): "I have so much work to do... I just needed to throw him in there. But it's for everyone. It's a unisex book." ([12:08])
Key Takeaways:
Segment 3: Porsha Williams Discusses Her Return to Reality TV and Personal Challenges ([75:35] – [104:10])
Porsha Williams opens up about her return to Real Housewives of Atlanta after a three-year hiatus, discussing her divorce, co-parenting, and the challenges of maintaining authenticity on reality TV.
Porsha Williams: "I just met a couple of them... We are still processing this divorce, and it has to come back now." ([85:55])
Pretty Vee: "People want her back, but how the network protects you guys the way they should?" ([87:49])
Key Takeaways:
Segment 4: Interview with Carlos King on Reality TV Production ([40:33] – [67:20])
Carlos King, a pioneering Black executive producer, shares insights into his career in reality TV, including his role in Real Housewives of Atlanta and his production company, Kingdom Rain Entertainment. He discusses the importance of authenticity, storytelling, and mentorship within the industry.
Carlos King (Charlamagne Tha God): "I wanted to be somebody who was able to report on real people's stories, real people issues." ([42:03])
Carlos King: "We are gonna have a great time, we're gonna work really hard... but you also have somebody where the owner of the company is gonna shake your hand and speak to you." ([57:09])
Key Takeaways:
Segment 5: Collaboration Between Charlamagne Tha God and Pretty Vee ([67:20] – [75:35])
Charlamagne Tha God and Pretty Vee discuss their collaboration on the Black Effect Network, highlighting the partnership's potential to amplify Black voices in media. They emphasize the importance of mentorship, representation, and creating opportunities for the community.
Charlamagne Tha God: "I know what it's like to be the only one. I know what it's like to feel alone." ([46:26])
Pretty Vee: "This partnership will show the world and the Community and the culture that two black men can join forces with no ego." ([67:17])
Key Takeaways:
Segment 6: Humorous Recap and Positive Closing ([75:35] – [104:10])
The hosts and guests engage in lighthearted banter, including a segment called "Donkey of the Day," which humorously critiques fictional characters. The episode concludes with a positive message encouraging listeners to foster positive vibes and avoid negative energy.
Key Takeaways:
Notable Quotes
Just Hilarious on Lending a Car:
"If you loan somebody your car, you should really make sure that they are legally able to drive that car." ([07:26])
Pretty Vee on Her Book:
"Everything in here is unisex. It's for everyone and taps into the spiritual side beyond just being funny." ([12:08])
Carlos King on Authenticity:
"When you cast women and men on my shows, the number one thing I look for is authenticity, being vulnerable." ([44:02])
Porsha Williams on Authentic Relationships:
"I know that being authentic is key, especially when sharing my hardest moments on camera." ([76:43])
Pretty Vee on Positive Vibes:
"Be the person who brings only positive thoughts and good vibes into their own life." ([104:29])
Conclusion
This episode of The Breakfast Club offers a deep dive into personal accountability, the complexities of reality TV production, and the importance of authenticity and positivity. Through candid conversations and engaging storytelling, hosts and guests alike provide valuable insights and inspiration for listeners seeking to navigate their personal and professional lives with integrity and purpose.
Note: Advertisements, promotional segments, and non-content sections have been excluded from this summary to focus solely on the meaningful discussions and insights shared during the episode.