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Lauren LaRosa
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Drew
I know she don't lie about that.
Lauren LaRosa
Right?
Jess Hilarious
Lauren came in hot.
Lauren LaRosa
Hey, y' all. What's up? It's Lauren LaRosa. And this is the latest with Lauren LaRosa. This is your daily dig on everything pop culture trending, exclusive news. But y' all know we get into those conversations that really shake the room. I'm your host, Lauren LaRosa, and today with me, to celebrate a million Downloads, we got Ms. Viral herself. Just hilarious. A million fucking subscribers, girl. Like, what's up? It's a million people that's listening to me talk about what?
Jess Hilarious
I love that period. The latest everything.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah, I love it too. So, Drew, it's kind of crazy that a million people want to hear me talk, because I've been talking for a long time, and they used to always tell me, shut up and be quiet.
Jess Hilarious
Yes, Shut up. Don't. Oh, see?
Lauren LaRosa
Damn.
Jess Hilarious
Don't do that. So you've been getting. Look, I can only imagine her in school.
Lauren LaRosa
My teachers loved me because I always wanted to participate, because I always wanted to get in front of the class and talk. But they also hated that I was always talking and I was always entertaining class. But I was. You know what I mean? I got through it.
Jess Hilarious
Lauren wanted to be the teacher, period.
Lauren LaRosa
No, seriously, I would come in and be like, you know, I looked this up. No, I didn't. I didn't, I didn't. I was very respectful. But yes, just hilarious is joining us today. And the Latest with Lauren LaRosa. Tell us here, too, y' all. Hey, y' all and baby pj. Hey, y' all. So we do just. This is your first time on the pod. We do a behind. Behind the scenes of the grind. A check in. So I asked, how are you feeling? It has to be a real answer. It has to be one word, and then you can explain your one word. So just hilarious. Checking in behind the scenes of your grind. How are you feeling today?
Jess Hilarious
Horny. Oh, you know how you just come off that period and you be, like, taking everything. You really, really need it. Yeah, that's me over here. Had a period in. In eight months, so she'll know.
Drew
Oh, I was gonna say, like, oh, I'm not.
Lauren LaRosa
I got some air earlier, like, this morning.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, you got some earlier, y' all.
Lauren LaRosa
7:20Am huh?
Jess Hilarious
They trying to make that baby come out.
Lauren LaRosa
It's 7:20am Thursday. I know that's right, Taylor.
Jess Hilarious
That's why she was in a good mood when she walked in.
Lauren LaRosa
Taylor be mad at me. She walked in smiling. Thank you, Big Patrick.
Jess Hilarious
Yes.
Lauren LaRosa
Not the little one in your stomach.
Jess Hilarious
I know.
Lauren LaRosa
That's right.
Jess Hilarious
Okay. But yeah, very much horny. But now, all jokes aside, I feel. What's a good word? It gotta be one word, Lauren.
Lauren LaRosa
You don't have to be one word. We like to go in with one word. Cause it makes you think and then you explain it. So it's technically not one word.
Jess Hilarious
But I don't. I just. I guess just good. I feel really good.
Lauren LaRosa
That's a good place to be in.
Jess Hilarious
Yes.
Lauren LaRosa
I'm there too. Where it's like, I just feel good. I don't got nothing I can complain about. Everybody's healthy. Yeah, everything's good. Everything. You know what I mean?
Jess Hilarious
And that's the reason for it, you know, I don't have anything to complain about. So I guess, you know, I. Well, a better word would be great then. Everything is good. Our energy, our chemistry. Even in the bedroom. Everything is good. My husband is fine. My family's good. My two kids are great. They're in good health. I think I'm good with the Lord. Last week I pissed him off a little bit. We'll be straight now. We good. Everything is good, y' all.
Lauren LaRosa
How is that like, you know. Because I know y' all. Marley's what, eight months?
Jess Hilarious
Eight months. No, she is nine months. My baby is nine months.
Lauren LaRosa
Months today. Nine months today. Happy Nine months. Marley. Marley. But how is that like. Cuz now, you know, you have Ash. He. He's older, so he probably stays out your way. But I mean, he is still your kid and he needs attention. Then you got nine month. A nine month old in the house. Chris. Mom, Chris is Jess hilarious husband. Is there helping you guys. But y' all have to have like.
Jess Hilarious
Y time in house. Nanny. Yes. And that's what we're still trying. I'm glad you brought that up. That's what we still trying to balance right now. Because with everything being so in house and Marley demanding so much attention from dad and mom and not only nanny, but dad and mom. Cause she wants her time with us no matter what. It is a little hard. You know, I'm working on a book and then I'm working on writing for my special. And then I got, you know, still have to be present online to do like just with the mess and still know what you talking about every morning on Breakfast Club. You know, keeping up, just keeping abreast with everything. Like, it is a lot, but it's a good, overwhelming, you know what I'm saying? I'm good. I'm good. I'm finally out of the postpartum. See, I never like to say depression, but the postpartum depression, I feel like I'm out of that. I'm back into myself. Although I'm sad that I'm not able to make any more milk for my daughter. But I think that was playing a big role in my emotions. Just me not being able to make milk and me traveling and start doing everything. Back so early, and it was a big decrease in my milk. But my daughter is healthy, she's fine. I'm good. I had to learn to give myself grace, which Milan Milano. I love her so much. Like, you know how you meet somebody the first time and you. And it's hard to be like, I don't know, I still gotta feel that vibe. No, it was like instant gratification. That is a girl's girl. And she is a woman who you can tell has gone through things and learned how to give herself grace, and that's why she can extend it to other women. Yo, I got one hug from her and then just like a five minute conversation. And I just felt so liberated after. Like, not many of us do that with each other, you know? And so I met her in Atlanta. We went to a dinner not too long ago. But I wanted to say that, yo, she's a really, really good person. From what I.
Lauren LaRosa
That's her spirit.
Jess Hilarious
People like, spirit.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah, that's her spirit. She, she. I always tell her, like, you are such an angel on earth. Like, she knows when to call you. She know when to pull you up. She know when to be like, yo, she'll call me be like, larosa, stop playing you on here. Like, she crazy. You know what I mean? Like, she knows. She, she's just one of them people.
Jess Hilarious
Like, we need those types of people. And I'm, I'm, I'm glad that I met her, you know, And I'm, I'm happy that you actually told me. Like, oh, that's my sister. That's. You know what I mean? I met her and I'm like, oh, my God, you do.
Lauren LaRosa
You seem just like a sister.
Jess Hilarious
Like, damn, she is. But, yeah, just wanted to say that.
Lauren LaRosa
But yes, well, I'm happy. How do you know when you're out of the postpartum? Because I tell people all the time that with me thinking about, like, when I'm gonna have kids and do that whole thing you're the first person I've ever had to see go through the transition of having a baby and come back to work. Up close. I have friends who have had kids, but I'm doing my own thing, so I'm not watching. Up close. You're the first person I've had to ever see that happen with. And me watching you, I'm like, dang. A lot of times I know you're going through or you're dealing with things and it's nothing anybody can do. No, but how do you know when you're out of it? Do you just feel it?
Jess Hilarious
It's like a certain energy. You don't feel guilty anymore. You don't. You stop blaming yourself for things that you can't even control. You're not mad. You're not angry. Yo, most of the time I was feeling down and didn't know why. I'm like, yo, what is wrong with me? And I was just. When you're there, you're just by yourself. You sitting in and you like, yo, why can't I do this right? Why do I feel like a bad mom? Even if I didn't do anything, why do I feel like, you know, people are gonna forget about if I don't go back to work soon or, you know, if I don't start making videos soon? Oh, my God. You know, and how everything moves these days, like very instant. With Instagram and instant social media platforms, we feel like we will be forgotten about. Especially if you are an influencer, you know? Cause it's so many now. It's so many now. So it's like you feel like you're gonna be forgotten or onto the next. Cause people's attention spans these days way shorter than they used to be. So. Yeah, but I'm out of that now. I feel like I'm back to myself. I feel that way. I feel pretty. Even when if I got on a hat and I felt so ugly, even with a face full of makeup on and a wig or whatever, or like a beautiful style, I could be dressed to impress. And I still just felt ugly low. Like now you can't tell me nothing. And I'm not even dressed to impress. Every day I'm getting tired of waking up 4 o' clock in the morning to do makeup, to look at these two bald head niggas in here. Sorry.
Lauren LaRosa
David got hair. It's leaving. It's definitely excellent.
Jess Hilarious
Sometimes he got it, you know, Sometimes he identifies bald as bald when he.
Lauren LaRosa
Don'T put the hairline bald in between appointments.
Jess Hilarious
Yes. Hey, yo, so what you got? Cause, girl, every. When I say, everybody. We just had Dawn Staley come up here at the Breakfast Club yesterday. First thing she said when she walked through the door, where's Lauren? I need the update on Diddy. She said that as soon as she walked through the door. Dawn Staley. Yes, yes, yes, yes. So she wanted to know, yo, you really got people listening. So I'm not surprised that a million people out there wanting to hear what's going on.
Lauren LaRosa
That's crazy.
Jess Hilarious
As soon as she walked through the door, she said, I need my Diddy update. You'll see it.
Lauren LaRosa
Crazy. Oh, my God.
Jess Hilarious
So I'm proud of you.
Lauren LaRosa
Thank you.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
Wow. Y' all. Don't make me emotional.
Jess Hilarious
It's okay. Be emotional. Girl, I was just crying for six months, cuz. You stole my job. So go in. This is the. This is the ongoing insider between me.
Lauren LaRosa
And Laura, y' all. It's so funny all the time. And honestly, let me tell y' all, people always running up on me, asking me about Jazz. And if I had to tell y' all one more time, I think I need to start punching people, and then they gonna stop asking.
Jess Hilarious
You got too much to do. You have too much to lose right now. You cannot punch no more.
Lauren LaRosa
Oh, I can balance. I can punch. And still no go to court.
Jess Hilarious
That. That little Delaware mouth is feisty, y' all. So don't. Don't think y' all can say too much, because this girl, she can get like that.
Lauren LaRosa
Well, speaking of the feisty going real quick, because, you know, I love to take y' all to court. Love to take y' all to court. So yesterday in court, we are. They. The prosecutors brought a witness to the stand. They brought a couple. They brought. They finished up with the HSI agent that's a Homeland Security Investigations agent, which is crazy, because I used to be emailing them when all this Diddy stuff first started. So to see these people on the stand, I'm like, oh, names to the faces. Well, I wasn't emailing the Those exact people, but the office itself just to get updates on what was happening when they did the raids and all that. So, yeah, it's like a coming around, full circle type of thing. So to see. To see them on. On the stand, and they're testifying about, like, the guns that they found and, you know, all these things, I'm like, man, they've been building a case. Yesterday in court, they announced that they'd actually been building a case since November 17, 2020. 3. Cassie filed her lawsuit at. I believe it was days after that. I don't quote me on that. She filed in November 2023, for sure. But I believe that the indictment happened and then Cassie filed her lawsuit. People have always been trying to pin it on her. Lawsuit is what made all this start going. It doesn't seem like her lawsuit was what made it start going, because her lawsuit came out.
Jess Hilarious
It's a coincidence. Like, they started a few days before she decided to.
Lauren LaRosa
They probably had reached out to her, I'm sure. You know what I mean?
Jess Hilarious
Like, that is, if they're.
Lauren LaRosa
No, no, no. If they're investigating, they probably reached out to her and had some conversations and things of that nature, because then she became a start witness for them. But I just say that to say, people in the beginning thought that this was, like, egregious. And the cops ran down him because, remember, the feds came in on land, they came in from sea. People was like, yo, this is too much.
Jess Hilarious
We're talking about like, they were trying to take down Thanos.
Lauren LaRosa
Okay, But. And, you know, not that I'm not saying whether it was deserved or not, but, you know, they got to proceed with caution because they found automatic rifles.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
Like, they found AR15s. They found, you know, they found a ton of. A ton of drugs in the home.
Jess Hilarious
They.
Lauren LaRosa
The jury got to see all of that yesterday. I don't know what it is about ketamine and mdma, but that had Diddy.
Jess Hilarious
It was a lot.
Lauren LaRosa
What. He had enough drugs in that Miami house for a whole freak nick. It was insane. All the things that we saw yesterday. And here's the thing. He's so consistent. All of the previous executive assistants, including the one that testified yesterday, talked about this pouch, this Gucci pouch that he would keep his medicine and his drugs in, allegedly. And there wasn't. There's always a pouch. When they came and ran in on him in the hotel that he was in in New York, there was the Louis Vuitton pouch that had. And it's always the same stuff in there. And I'm like, wow, what's up with him? And he's very consistent.
Jess Hilarious
You know what's crazy, though? Like, as we have. I know you gotta get through it, but, like, as we have seen. As we have seen Diddy, like, throughout the years, nothing about him red, I'm on drugs or I'm hooked or I'm addicted or anything. How was he able to make that look I so normal?
Lauren LaRosa
I think he did the drugs at all. No, no, no, no, no. I think we knew he was something.
Jess Hilarious
So I'm saying how exactly how high.
Lauren LaRosa
It seems like he was getting, it.
Jess Hilarious
Didn'T get able to be like, functioning and. Yeah, functioning at. Functioning at the level that you are functioning at. We never seen no type of nothing that said, oh, no, that. That nigga's a junkie. Oh, he's on drugs. He's an addict.
Lauren LaRosa
Yes. You know, so big, no big functioning like.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
The executive assistant that they had on the stand yesterday, that they're actually going to finish with in court today, talked about how Diddy's lives would intertwine. Like, you might be traveling. He was like, one day they were there, was out of country somewhere on a yacht, and he was like, you know, he would travel with them. So he was there and he said, you know, even if, you know, Diddy was there, allegedly, like partying, drinking, drugs, all of that, he was still working. He at the time was working on a fragrance. He flew in the different people from the fragrance brand. I believe it was Estee Lauder. He flew them in so they could have a conversation and smell some of the, like, different notes and things because he was putting together a fragrance. And I'm like, one thing, I. One thing that this child has shown me, did he. I knew he had money, but to see how he was living, like, intimately, I mean, like we're seeing all of his homes. You're hearing assistants testify that their job was to wake up before he woke up, just to set the energy right. That is something rich, you know what I mean? Like his. His temperature of his home needs to be a certain way. His food has to be a certain way. He has. You have to organize his folders a certain way. I'm like, man, the amount of success that this man was able to accumulate from hip hop and now this is where it's all coming to a halt is insane.
Jess Hilarious
Like his power.
Lauren LaRosa
Oh my God.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
At one point, assistant testified yesterday that at one point he had 4 assistants. Cuz he had an assistance for Combs Enterprises, which was the company that overlooked all of the businesses. You know, four assistants is insane. Full security team, stylists, they would have protocols about how they travel with him. Like one car had to kind of like go, like kind of be on the side of his car. Then there was one car behind his car because they wanted to make sure that like, no one could just pull up and like shoot the car. And I'm like, I think because we've grown with Diddy for all these years and We've been around him, we know the success. But I don't know if we really felt it being in court.
Jess Hilarious
I didn't feel it and I didn't know like the things that you were describing. No, I, I didn't even think of it to be on this level at all.
Lauren LaRosa
Like that.
Jess Hilarious
This is a whole like he, like, what is it, the Soprano? Not the Sopranos, Scarface or some shit, Big Boss, but like on some, like even 10 times higher than that. This man is this. I, I would never even think Diddy got this much power, you know, I don't know, I just never thought of it.
Lauren LaRosa
To be the assistant on the stand, the first assistant that they talked to, David James. They talked to him earlier this week. He said the, the prosecutors, I know the defense, Diddy's lawyers asked a question about when Diddy would be taking these phone calls. Basically like, would it be like people of like substance or power? The assistant said, that's the most understated thing you've said today. What do you mean? He didn't even get on the phone for people who weren't people of power. And I'm like, yeah, that's like. I don't think that we understand how much of a fall we are watching. And every day when I'm in court, mind you, I'm in there taking notes like, okay, so this assistant did this, this assistant did like I'm looking at the. Because the, that's another thing too. The business structure behind him, Mass and I mean state to state. Like you go to Miami, he has his, he, he has, he had a whole staff for his home, just his home alone in Miami. Then he had certain places he would go to Miami. He had people that would travel with him to certain places. New York, same thing. Louisiana. Same thing.
Jess Hilarious
You gotta think about it, man, this shit had to take. So you know how much time it take to build an operation like this, to build a well oiled transmission like this, like to keep this ship going. He had to build this shit over years and years and years.
Lauren LaRosa
Yep.
Jess Hilarious
And then for well oil, baby oil. Yeah, yeah. But like this is a well baby oiled engine that has been moving like this. So imagine how many people were jealous also of him because a lot of people knew not glorifying it. But you know, a lot of white people didn't even have, don't even have the power that this man has, 100%. So imagine how many of them was upset and mad and shit. And then also I don't believe that he needs to Be the only one going to jail.
Lauren LaRosa
No, I don't think so either.
Jess Hilarious
Because one man cannot do all this.
Lauren LaRosa
No, I do think that he is going to do some time then. I think it's what I think he needs.
Jess Hilarious
I think his ass need to be in jail too.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah. But I don't think that he was the only one.
Jess Hilarious
But not the only one.
Lauren LaRosa
But the thing is, is that a lot of these people that are, you know, getting on the sand and having these conversations, they're having other conversations with the government. So the. The assistant David James, when he was on the stand, they had asked him, you know, are you receiving anything for being here, like immunity or whatever? And he said, I had a conversation with my. With the prosecutors who had a conversation with my attorney. They did have a conversation to some extent about something like that, but he couldn't remember exactly what it was. And I was like, okay, so, yeah, that is a thing. So it's basically like they' people from this alleged enterprise that they're trying to show in court against him. Yeah. To be able to prove it because he's the fall guy. And that's what makes me so upset with him, is because it's like you've worked from nothing to get to all of this stuff that I'm seeing.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
How dare you?
Jess Hilarious
Not like you put yourself in this position.
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah. And I get this. He had a lot of things he needed to deal with.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
Because when I tell you, one of the things I walked away from this realizing was that no matter how much money you have, no matter matter how much success you have, if you don't deal with your shit, your gonna deal with you.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah.
Lauren LaRosa
The way that he was beating on Cassie. Disgusting. And then you. You got daughters, your mother's around you. It's like there's something. There's issues there. I don't know. But today, Kid Cudi will take the stand, and people are really, really hanging on the edge of their seats for that. Because he's the first celebrity to come into the courtroom and get on the stand in this, this whole case. And people have been.
Jess Hilarious
Other than Cassie.
Lauren LaRosa
Other than Cassie. But Cassie was expected. We knew Cassie was gonna get on the scene, but Kid Cudi is the first celebrity that is getting on the stand that people didn't really know for sure if he would take the stand. And, you know, people are guessing, trying to figure out what other celebrity names are involved. So I'll be there today before I get on my flight to Dr. And just, you know, I bring back kind of how that testimony was. Because that's the big thing. That's what we're looking, you know, to hear of and hear from today. So. Yes. Did y' all know that Biggie's nickname was Frank White? Y' all knew that?
Jess Hilarious
What?
Lauren LaRosa
I knew that he's Frank White and.
Jess Hilarious
Diddy is Frank Black.
Lauren LaRosa
Boom. That was the thing that messed me up yesterday in court. Oh, my God. Wow. So the assistant that is testifying now. I'm gonna get this man's name.
Jess Hilarious
I hate that Biggie is dead because we have to ask him some stuff.
Lauren LaRosa
So Frank Black is a name that Diddy used to use all the time when he would. He would. It would be on the. The. The prescription pill bottles for, like, when he would get his drugs. And it would be the. The name that they use for hotels. Cassie would call him that in text messages and emails. It was like a nickname that they. Yeah. And like, even when. Even when they would have escorts coming to the hotels and stuff, they would be like, ask for the room for Frank Black. Like, stuff like that. It was like an alias. It was like a. You know what I mean? It was a name. She had her names as well.
Drew
Wait, how we know about Frank? How we know that's Biggie's?
Lauren LaRosa
No, I knew that because I've heard that in songs and stuff like that.
Jess Hilarious
He used to go. Biggie used to say that? Like, he went by Frank White?
Lauren LaRosa
Yes.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, my.
Drew
I've heard on themselves.
Lauren LaRosa
What the fuck? But it's crazy because I didn't even put two and two together. And I said that to Charlamagne. He's like, it's because you're 33. And I'm like, nah, it gotta be other. Cause I was in court. My mind was blown. I looked around and all the other reporters just act like nothing happened. I said, I'm gonna keep different when I get to the Breakfast Club because they gonna understand it.
Drew
But yes, they were lovers.
Jess Hilarious
I just.
Lauren LaRosa
No, yo, no.
Jess Hilarious
Say it one more time. No, for the people in the back. Hey, y' all, listen.
Drew
I think Biggie and Diddy were lovers at a point.
Jess Hilarious
What if the fuck they was lovers?
Lauren LaRosa
Allegedly.
Jess Hilarious
What the fuck?
Lauren LaRosa
I don't think so.
Jess Hilarious
Oh, my God.
Lauren LaRosa
Because in all this. I think Biggie in all this stuff, there has been no men that have said that Diddy has tried to ph. Do anything with them in all of these testimonies.
Jess Hilarious
But we have five more weeks left, Lauren.
Drew
But then that. Didn't that person just say that? Oh, I guess. Look. Oh. Because the thing I think the problem with Diddy is. And so many things said, too. Like, he. He's like a secondhand gay. Like, he don't want girl. He's like, listen. Like, as in, like, he's being serious. He doesn't. He still needs a girl as a middle man, though. Like, he can't go all the way.
Jess Hilarious
Fully gay just with a guy. Yeah, okay. Okay. Secondhand gay is the most hilarious thing I've heard in months. It is.
Lauren LaRosa
Because what. But gay by contact is crazy.
Jess Hilarious
Like, you gotta have the woman. You can't. I just don't take straight dick. Like, I gotta have a woman around too. Okay. But no, that is. I'm glad you caught that. Cause you brought it to me.
Lauren LaRosa
I was like, what? Nobody else was excited in the courtroom. I'm like, yo, yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah. But that's the youthfulness in us. And that's. Honestly, it's probably so much other shit to pay attention to. I think that people ain't even gonna get that. Like, people didn't. Like, people didn't think to question that. Dawn Richards, formerly known as Dawn Richards, is on the stand, like, testifying against this man. And she worked with him last year on a song with Almost two years ago to. On his last Love album.
Lauren LaRosa
See, okay, I had asked a person close to Diddy's legal team why didn't they bring that up? And that person was also confused as to why they didn't as well.
Jess Hilarious
I just don't understand.
Lauren LaRosa
You know, what's interesting is yesterday we. We. I keep saying we. Yesterday they put a psychiatrist on the stand who speaks to clinical things and forensic things. When it comes to, like, you know, breakdowns of people who've been abused and abusers, she really works more so with people who've been abused. But she talked about that as to. And it made me kind of look at Dawn's testimony a lot differently. So what she said was, is that, you know, that there's different levels and steps of trauma and coping from trauma. So one of the things that she talked about with coping, or just trying to get through it is you do things to appease. But also, too, you're always holding on to when things were good, so you want to return back to that. So it's like with, you know, for an example with Cassie, a lot of people are like, well, if Cassie was, you know, getting beaten and she didn't want to be involved with the free cause, why didn't she just say so? Why didn't she just leave? But it's like, when Things were good when he was treating her well, when he was affirming her. That's what she. According to the psychiatrist, those would have been things that she held on to that made her downplay everything else on top of, like, you know, financial fears, because she, you know, he's controlling everything, allegedly and all of that. But it made me think about dawn because I'm like, okay, why would you go back to work with this person if you feel like they threaten your life, but you're remembering the high from being dawn of Diddy, Dirty Money and Danity Kane and, you know, when he was affirming your talent and making you feel good, it's the same thing. It's not a sexual relationship, but the working relationship, you know, in that coming from a person of power, you remember the good things, you put it out of your mind, so then it makes you return back to, okay, wait, maybe I can get back in that good space. And that's what I focus on. That was according to this psychiatrist that we. That they spoke to yesterday, which made me kind of think about things a bit differently. And I'm like, yo, I feel so sorry for the jury because every time you flip flop back and forth so much about how you feel about these testimonies and these things, because at first I'm like, yo, they killed Dawn. They shattered her testimony so bad. After hearing that forensic psychiatrist yesterday and clinical psychiatrist, I was like, well, wait, maybe dawn was just, you know, and that was a trauma response for her. Like, it was a safe space. It was a space that felt good because that was when she was at her biggest point.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, yeah. Glow has a little nose now. It's not big anymore.
Lauren LaRosa
What is it? What is the accent?
Jess Hilarious
I have no idea, girl. I'm drinking tequila over here.
Lauren LaRosa
Well, okay, so look, we're gonna take it to the tweets to the streets.
Jess Hilarious
Okay.
Lauren LaRosa
Because the people. That's our segment where we go to, like, online conversations. Donnell Rollins, when he came here, told me that I be every. Every other page, he go, I be in the comments. And I'm a. I'm a hoe for the tweets, basically. Like, I be online a lot.
Jess Hilarious
You for the treats.
Lauren LaRosa
Every other page are gold. I saw glows new nose and her affirming it because yesterday online, the people was arguing like, man, every time a black girl gets to a certain level of success, she has to fix her facial features to. They felt like she was making her nose smaller because that's like more of like a European white person thing.
Jess Hilarious
But this Is. This is the thing. I don't. I. I'm not gonna say, oh, she did this. You know, every black woman feel like they have to, or every woman have to. No. She could have very well had a problem with her nose being big since she was a child. Like, we don't know that. Just cause we never heard her say it does not mean that that's not her reservations or. That was never how she felt about herself. She probably always been bullied for her nose, and she just never gave a fuck, you know, about them bullying her more than she felt like it was something that she would want to adjust herself. Now, it could be the other way around, where she felt like people be talking about her shit too much, and so she went to go have that nose job. No. The only reason why I feel like she got her boobs done. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, great. Maybe she always felt like she had a chest like a dude. That's how I felt. That's why I threw some Ds on this bitch. Me and Trey Songz had the same chest forever. And then I was like, you know what? I'm gonna get some surgery. I'm. My nose is fat too, but I'm scared to get anything done to my face. That's the only thing I feel like.
Lauren LaRosa
It don't look bad, though. I feel like her nose look like how it looks when she was doing her makeup. Like, it don't look bad.
Jess Hilarious
It looks like a good contour job.
Lauren LaRosa
And I just feel like you got the money and that's what you want to do.
Jess Hilarious
Do it, do it. If that's what you want to do, do it. And I felt like that's what she wanted to do. Glorilla probably already felt that way about her nose. All right? And because not for nothing, we seen that she's been on her gym journey. Like, she ain't gonna get no fake ass. She ain't gonna get.
Lauren LaRosa
I think her body all the way real.
Jess Hilarious
For real?
Lauren LaRosa
Yeah.
Jess Hilarious
Cause I know she's been definitely working out okay. I mean, I ain't really take a good look look at it, but she's.
Lauren LaRosa
Been looking the same, allegedly. And this is reported. This is gonna be confirming it. There were some surgery pages who posted her, but, you know, they lean into whatever is hot sometimes, too. So I don't. It's like. It's like the shade room of surgery. Like, you know, there's a page that they post her, but I don't know. But I don't. I just. Even if she did, even if Even if she did, I don't care. Glo look good and she getting money.
Jess Hilarious
Yeah, she does look good.
Lauren LaRosa
And when I start getting money, I don't get whipped. I don't think I'm gonna get anything done, but if I want to. So that's your fucking prerogative.
Jess Hilarious
It's your money. Can't nobody tell you what to get. Can't nobody tell you what the fuck to do. If it's your money and you always. And you feel like you wanna do something, alter the way you look, or if you feel like it's been something that has been, like, hanging over you all your life, like, I can't wait to get these bunions shaved off, girl. My father gave me bunions.
Lauren LaRosa
That's genetic.
Jess Hilarious
And yeah, it has to be. Cause my mother don't got them, but I got them out of nowhere.
Lauren LaRosa
And that come. That come from wearing two small shoes.
Jess Hilarious
I never wore shoes that was too.
Lauren LaRosa
Small for me from Baltimore.
Jess Hilarious
You're right. You're right. I did in the sixth grade, but it was only one year and I was taking the soles out.
Lauren LaRosa
But did you.
Jess Hilarious
How was it still? Every day.
Lauren LaRosa
Every day you was going hard. You probably had no socks on either, because you really was from Baltimore.
Jess Hilarious
You know what? All right, all right, now feel attack.
Lauren LaRosa
No.
Jess Hilarious
Cause you looking at me, Taylor, while she's standing on this, like, yep, yep. Like, don't fucking do that.
Lauren LaRosa
I'm confused.
Drew
So you did just have a child and you're being pregnant.
Jess Hilarious
Do not give you bunions.
Lauren LaRosa
But. But listen, they gave you a nose, but my.
Drew
Like, for instance, your feet weren't swollen.
Jess Hilarious
Yes, my feet were swollen.
Lauren LaRosa
Yes.
Drew
Do you think it comes from something of that, though?
Jess Hilarious
No, I had bunions before and after.
Lauren LaRosa
Wait, you getting bunions right now, Taylor? Yo, I got a not drink. My nose going to be out of shape. I'mma get bunions off her baby.
Jess Hilarious
Yes. You see how you just asked me, though? You said you asked Taylor, you getting bunions too? She said I would never like. All right, See, that's why I don't do podcasts with her no more. But you know what? By Lauren, congratulations on the one million.
Lauren LaRosa
Thank you.
Jess Hilarious
Look up some bunion surgeons.
Lauren LaRosa
Thank you, y' all. Thanks to Jess for being a guest today with me and Taylor. That has been the Latest with Lauren LaRosa. Very entertaining today. You know, I love when the guests pop on. And that's the beauty of being able to film here at the studio, at the I Heart Studio. You just never know who gonna pull up on me. This has been the Latest with Lauren LaRosa. I tell you guys every episode because I mean it. Lowriders. At the end of the day, there's always a lot to talk about. Y' all could be anywhere with anybody talking about it, but you choose to be right here with me every single episode. All 1 million of y' all. So thanks for tuning on in. I will catch you guys in the next one. You're listening to an iHeart podcast.
Podcast Summary: The Breakfast Club – "Well Oiled Machine (Diddy Exposed and Glorilla Nose Job)"
Release Date: May 22, 2025
In the episode titled "Well Oiled Machine (Diddy Exposed and Glorilla Nose Job)" of The Breakfast Club, hosted by iHeartPodcasts, hosts DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, and Charlamagne Tha God engage in a candid and dynamic discussion surrounding high-profile legal issues involving renowned artist Diddy and cosmetic changes of rising star Glorilla. Celebrating a milestone of one million downloads, the hosts delve deep into recent court proceedings, personal anecdotes, and societal perceptions.
Lauren LaRosa's Introduction: The episode kicks off with Lauren LaRosa celebrating reaching one million downloads. She humorously reflects on her journey, mentioning how she was once told to "shut up and be quiet," only to now have a vast audience eager to hear her take on current events.
"I've been talking for a long time, and they used to always tell me, shut up and be quiet."
— Lauren LaRosa [00:48]
Behind the Scenes and Guest Appearance: Jess Hilarious joins Lauren to discuss the behind-the-scenes grind, balancing personal life with professional commitments. The conversation touches on the challenges of managing a growing family while maintaining a high-profile career.
Jess Hilarious on Personal Well-being: Jess candidly shares her feelings, initially mentioning being "Horny" [01:48], but quickly shifts to a more profound reflection on overcoming postpartum depression.
"I'm back into myself. Although I'm sad that I'm not able to make any more milk for my daughter."
— Jess Hilarious [02:38]
Managing Family and Career: Jess discusses the complexities of balancing her roles as a mother and a professional, highlighting the support from a nanny and the importance of giving herself grace during challenging times.
"I had to learn to give myself grace... she is a really, really good person."
— Jess Hilarious [04:50]
Court Proceedings and Testimonies: Lauren delves into the ongoing legal case against Diddy, detailing the court's revelations and testimonies from various witnesses, including Homeland Security Investigations agents and Diddy's executive assistants.
"They found AR15s. They found a ton of drugs in the home."
— Lauren LaRosa [11:19]
Consistency in Diddy's Behavior: The hosts express surprise at the consistency of Diddy's alleged misconduct, contrasting his high-functioning public persona with the serious accusations presented in court.
"He was getting, it didn't get able to be like, functioning and... we never seen no type of nothing that said, oh, no, that nigga's a junkie."
— Jess Hilarious [12:32]
Operational Complexity: Discussion highlights the extensive network supporting Diddy, including multiple assistants, security teams, and a well-structured business operation spanning various states.
"At one point, he had 4 assistants... Organize his folders a certain way."
— Lauren LaRosa [14:07]
Jess Hilarious on Betrayal: Jess voices her disappointment, feeling betrayed by Diddy, especially considering his success and the alleged exploitation involved.
"How dare you? Not like you put yourself in this position."
— Jess Hilarious [17:54]
Upcoming Testimonies: The episode anticipates upcoming testimonies, including that of Kid Cudi, marking the first celebrity to take the stand, which heightens public interest and speculation about further revelations.
"Kid Cudi will take the stand... people have been guessing."
— Lauren LaRosa [18:03]
Discussion on Glorilla's Nose Job: The hosts transition to discussing Glorilla's reported nose job, addressing online criticisms and societal pressures on black women regarding physical appearances.
"Every time a black girl gets to a certain level of success, she has to fix her facial features."
— Jess Hilarious [24:55]
Defending Personal Choices: Jess and Lauren advocate for personal autonomy over cosmetic decisions, emphasizing that such choices are individual and should not be subjected to public scrutiny.
"If that's what you want to do, do it. It's your money."
— Jess Hilarious [27:15]
"Tweets to the Streets": The hosts engage with their audience by discussing trending social media topics, including public reactions to Glorilla's appearance changes and the broader conversation about beauty standards.
"I saw Glorilla's new nose and her affirming it because yesterday online, people were arguing..."
— Lauren LaRosa [24:39]
Final Thoughts: Lauren and Jess wrap up the episode by reflecting on the complexities of fame, personal struggles, and the impact of public perception. They reiterate the importance of authenticity and self-care amidst the pressures of the entertainment industry.
"No matter how much money you have, no matter how much success you have, if you don't deal with your shit, you're gonna deal with you."
— Lauren LaRosa [17:54]
Thanking the Audience: Lauren expresses gratitude to her listeners for their unwavering support, highlighting the community they've built together.
"That's your fucking prerogative. And if you want to do something, alter the way you look... That's your prerogative."
— Jess Hilarious [27:15]
Legal Intricacies: The episode provides an in-depth look into Diddy's legal challenges, emphasizing the complexity and scale of his operations.
Personal Resilience: Both hosts share personal experiences, highlighting the importance of mental health and resilience in the face of adversity.
Societal Pressures: The discussion on Glorilla's cosmetic changes underscores the ongoing dialogue about beauty standards and personal autonomy, especially for black women in the public eye.
Community Engagement: The hosts maintain a strong connection with their audience, fostering an environment of support and open conversation.
Note: This summary is based on the provided transcript and aims to encapsulate the key discussions and themes presented in the podcast episode.