As The World CERNS

Summary

The Brilliant Idiots – "As The World CERNS"

Hosts: Charlamagne Tha God & Andrew Schultz
Date: March 6, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode, titled "As The World CERNS," features Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schultz diving deep into a signature stew of the brilliant, the idiotic, and the hysterical. The duo explores conspiracies (both classic and current), the latest in the Jeffrey Epstein files, the deposition of Bill Clinton, complex theories about time travel and CERN, societal trauma, race and beauty standards, shifting global politics, the nature of elite power, and the ever-controversial state of podcasting and media platforms. High-energy banter, off-the-cuff jokes, and occasionally raw honesty fuel this sprawling conversation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Time Travel Conspiracies: Trump, Epstein & Barron

[01:53 – 06:45]

• Charlamagne introduces a wild conspiracy that Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump are time travelers.
• He references the 1893 novel Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey by Ingersoll Lockwood, noting uncanny similarities to the Trump family.
• Discussion extends to Nikola Tesla's supposed link to Trump's family and time-traveling secrets.
• They riff on classic white vs. Black conspiracy culture:
  • Charlamagne: "We really had conspiracies happening to us. They were real."
  • Andrew: "Second step to becoming white is deep conspiracy. The first is gay jokes."
    Memorable Exchange:

  Charlamagne: "Everything's on the table, bro. After what we've seen the last couple of years..." (06:10)

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2. Digging Up Giants to Dinosaurs to Whales: Imagination Run Wild

[06:46 – 09:50]

• The hosts joke about conspiracy theories encompassing everything, including the "digging up giants" line that makes Andrew skeptical.
• Charlamagne pivots into a comedic appreciation of whales over dinosaurs:

  "Whales are like the Charles Barkley of the sea. They're the Zion Williamson of the ocean." (07:36)

• This flows into a candid debate about the beauty of Mexican and Muslim women, favorite global aesthetics, and playful remarks about preference (with nods to their respective wives).

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3. Breastfeeding, Motherhood & Podcast Dynamics

[10:10 – 12:54]

• Taylor (team member) is brought in, discussing motherhood, breastfeeding, and postpartum mood.
• A running joke: her baby allegedly calls in to make sure Taylor isn’t at the studio all day.
• Andrew and Charlamagne tease Taylor: "You gotta be mom over here, too." (11:53)

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4. Dame Dash, “Gay” Anxiety & Masculinity

[13:10 – 18:10]

• Recap of Dame Dash repeatedly implying Charlemagne is gay, and the nature of calling someone gay as ‘wishful thinking’.
• Charlamagne: "It's wishful thinking...Because he wants me to be gay."
• Explores how fixating on someone's sexuality can reveal more about the accuser.

  "When you got a theory about where another man's dick goes, that's crazy." (17:00)

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5. Shia LaBeouf, Trauma, & Generational Inheritance

[18:27 – 24:41]

• Discussion of Shia LaBeouf’s public comments on his father’s abuse and generational trauma.
• Andrew draws parallel to inherited Jewish and Scottish trauma.
• Generational trauma is passed “orally through stories.”

  "If your dad got raped by a guy, you might be thinking that can happen to you..." (24:34)

• Argument that trauma, paranoia, and phobias can be intergenerational and culturally contingent.

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6. Clinton, Epstein & Deposition Theatre

[32:40 – 42:00]

• Breakdown of Bill Clinton’s behavior in the Jeffrey Epstein deposition.
• Noting Bill’s “nostalgic” reaction to photos and awkward avoidance about ages and familiarity of companions.
• Charlamagne: "You can't say you don't know who the woman is. But then...you say, no, definitely not [under 18]. You don't even know who she is..." (36:32)
• Discussion of political clubbiness:

  "There's one big club and we ain't in it, bro." (40:46)

  • Both Clinton and Trump seem to protect each other in depositions.

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7. Hillary vs. Bill: The Right Way to Dodge

[44:05 – 47:13]

• Contrast between Bill's fumbling deposition and Hillary's sharp, lawyerly answers.
• Extended analogy about remembering wedding guests as a reflection of how people recall (or fail to recall) details when they're innocent vs. guilty.

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8. Netflix, Podcasting & Platform Shifts

[74:00 – 83:05]

• Charlamagne addresses critiques of The Breakfast Club moving to Netflix:
  • "You should want podcasts to win on Netflix...more revenue streams opening."
  • Lament about creators focusing on negativity and hot takes over honest discussion.
• Schulz on platform leverage:

  "The more people that are competing for you, the higher your price goes..." (77:37)

• Notes on content organization, YouTube throttling, and why creators should welcome more streaming options.

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9. CERN, Black Elite Rituals & Occult Conspiracies

[59:36 – 64:45]

• A deep dive into CERN conspiracies: Large Hadron Collider, portals, demons, and rituals.
• Charlamagne floats that the elite’s pedophilia scandals could be tied to occult energy rituals intended to access power or time travel.

  "It's some type of ritual going on, bro...They're using these young underage kids for some type of energy source..." (64:26)

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10. UFOs = Demons?

[65:32 – 67:53]

• Discussion about government files and the fringe belief that UFOs are “demonic manifestations,” citing the "Collins Elite."
• Charlamagne: "Everybody ain't making this up, bro. That's all I'm saying..." (67:53)

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11. Geopolitics: Taiwan, China, Iran, & Power Games

[85:56 – 101:38]

• Andrew asks Chris (producer, with ties to Taiwan) for a historical and emotional breakdown of Taiwan-China relations:
  • Taiwan's indigenous roots, Chinese colonial waves, Japanese occupation, and modern split with mainland China.
  • Chris: "If they invade, I will be out in the street with a fucking stick if I have to." (89:47)
• Discussion shifts to Iran:
  • America’s role, the weaknesses of the Iranian regime, and the complexity of US-Israel ties.
  • Criticism of lack of clear American interests, US politicians allegedly being "beholden" to Israel, and a consensus that elite deals rarely serve regular people.

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12. Stereotypes, Culture & Risk

[117:52 – 124:10]

• Lighthearted banter about racial stereotypes, driving in Asia, and the complexity beneath the jokes.
• On podcasting as an act of "ridiculous joy":

  "Every week we risk it all 100%...But it brings so much joy." (122:36)

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Notable Quotes & Time-Stamps

• Charlamagne (on time travel conspiracy):
  "I'm trying to say they're time travelers, bro." [03:55]
• Andrew (on generational trauma):
  "It's trauma passed down. It could be a thing for real." [24:34]
• Charlamagne (on politicians protecting each other):
  "There's one big club and we ain't in it, bro." [40:46]
• Andrew (on creative control & content platforming):
  "The more people that are competing for you, the higher your price goes..." [77:37]
• Charlamagne (on elite ritual theories):
  "They're using these young underage kids for some type of energy source...some type of ritual." [64:26]
• Chris (on Taiwan’s spirit):
  "If they invade, I will be out in the street with a fucking stick if I have to. ... We're not gonna lay down." [89:47]
• Charlamagne (on joy of The Brilliant Idiots):
  "We come here every week, risk it all, and then let these people have an opinion on it." [123:26]

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Memorable Moments

• The ongoing riff about time-traveling conspiracies, from Barron Trump to CERN.
• Charlamagne’s whale appreciation tangent.
• The Bill Clinton deposition playback, where the hosts imitate, analyze, and roast Bill’s evasive testimony.
• Andrew's analogy of remembering guests at his wedding as a metaphor for guilt or innocence.
• Chris's impassioned, detailed Taiwan-China historical breakdown.
• The wild theorizing about why institutional pedophile rings exist: for occult, energy, or time-travel purposes.
• Charlamagne and Andrew repeatedly returning to the absurdity and fun of risking their reputations each week.

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Epstein/Trump Time Traveler Conspiracies: [01:53 – 06:45]
• Dinosaurs, Whales, & Beauty Standards: [06:46 – 09:50]
• Dame Dash & "Gay" Banter: [13:10 – 18:10]
• Shia LaBeouf/Generational Trauma: [18:27 – 24:41]
• Bill Clinton Big Club Theory: [32:40 – 42:00]
• Hillary vs. Bill Deposition: [44:05 – 47:13]
• CERN & Occult Theories: [59:36 – 64:45]
• UFOs as Demons: [65:32 – 67:53]
• Taiwan/China/Iran Deep Dives: [85:56 – 101:38]
• Podcasting Business/Platforming: [74:00 – 83:05]
• Stereotypes & The Joy of Idiocy: [117:52 – 124:10]

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Tone

Unfiltered, irreverent, rapid-fire, and at times unexpectedly earnest. Charlamagne and Andrew switch rapidly from wild speculation and comic absurdity to sobering cultural critique and self-aware candor.

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Summary

This episode of The Brilliant Idiots weaves together wild conspiracy theories, sharp social commentary, deeply personal reflection, and classic podcast banter. The hosts, ever skeptical but always game, embrace the tension between the world’s genuine horrors and the absurd tales people create to explain them. Their discussion moves fluidly from QAnon-level speculation to the realpolitik of US foreign policy, from time travel to trauma, and from streaming economics to the meaning of joy in risky comedy. If you want an episode that both pokes holes in societal narratives and fuses intellect with idiocy, "As The World CERNS" is peak Brilliant Idiots.

Transcript

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Chris]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, sir.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Has a Kyle Walker.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's up my boy?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How are you man?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, I heard you, I heard you got some some real theories, man. I heard you.

[Chris]

You're coming in.

[Andrew Schultz]

I got, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What you got, bro? What you got?

[Andrew Schultz]

I heard you coming in hot, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What did I'm all in on the Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump or time travelers thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, well explain this one to me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I've heard a bunch of theories, bro. I'm here. I'm going to tell you the good one that I heard, man. Hold on, let me look it up because I wrote this one. That's a few about the time travel.

[Andrew Schultz]

So Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump are both time travelers, bro. That's the idea, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hold on, I want to read you this if I can find it, bro. Somebody DM me this and I was like man, I am all in on this.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's all it takes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, first of all, first of all, first of all, you got a $20 bill on you. Say again, who got a $20 bill on him?

[Andrew Schultz]

I got you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Pull it out.

[Andrew Schultz]

Got you. Not trying to flex, not trying to flex.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who got a $20 bill?

[Andrew Schultz]

Not trying to flex.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, whoever got a $20 bill, pull it out, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right, 20 right now.

[Andrew Schultz]

$20 bill.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Look at the front of the 20 bill. Who's on the front of the 20 bill?

[Andrew Schultz]

Andrew Jackson.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Look a little closer.

[Andrew Schultz]

Jeffrey Epstein.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Epstein on a 20 bill. Holy. Look, look, man. Pay a fucking tink.

[Andrew Schultz]

Holy shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When you're asking yourself, why does this man know everybody? How is he connected to everybody? All of the most powerful people in the world. How could this happen? Just some finance guy. Boom, there you have it.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's Jeffrey Epstein on a $20 bill.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now, Donald Trump. I heard. I know y' all know about this.

[Andrew Schultz]

Epstein don't want nothing to do with anything. 20.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm just saying maybe it was a punishment for him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I got another theory about that, but I'm gonna keep that one to myself. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't come through with crazy conspiracy theories and not share.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Have you heard about the book Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You heard about that one?

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, hold on. Which one is this? Is this the.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The children's family fantasy novel about a wealthy boy named Barron Trump who travels to a hidden world beneath the earth's surface, encountering strange creatures, written by and a character named Don.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but written by Don Barr or William Barr?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, this is by Ingersoll Lockwood. Came out in 1893.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

it came out in 1893.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come on, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

What you trying to say?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm trying to say that they're time travelers, bro. So you're wondering why two individuals can be connected.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hold on. So this whole time we thought that Barron Trump was making money on Polymarket because his dad was telling him what he was gonna do, but in reality, he's a time traveler. He knew the whole time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, no, no, no. Don is the time traveler. Don and Jeffrey are the time traveler. Did you hear the other story about how it was, like, somebody in Donald Trump's family that was connected to. Who was the genius name? You know what I'm talking about? Tesla.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nikola Tesla.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nikola Tesla was connected to somebody in Nikola Tesla's family and had time traveling capabilities and came to tell Don everything that was gonna happen or some shit like that. Look all of this stuff up, guys. I'm not here to explain all of this shit in detail. I'm just shooting at the hip, letting you know the stories that are out there.

[Andrew Schultz]

Speaking of shooting, there is a reason why he knew to turn to that whiteboard in that moment. If you are traveling through time, you might be privy to certain events that are going to happen. I got to turn to my whiteboard now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is the good one. You want the good one.

[Andrew Schultz]

I like that we're catching up to the white people conspiracies because, yo, I. I love.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There's a hole, bro. There's a hole missing. There's a hole missing. Yo, we leaving the Q. And I left a boy, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Listen, this is the second step to just becoming white. The first one is gay jokes, and the second one is deep conspiracy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, yes, it is out of your mind.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, it is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Black Israelites. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

They're talking about pretending to be Jews

[Charlamagne Tha God]

trying to be white people convicted, invented conspiracy theories. Are you serious, bro? You know why? Because we really had conspiracies happening to us.

[Andrew Schultz]

They were conspiracies. They were real. That's why this.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, nobody believed them. All of this stuff was. But you guys knew all of this stuff, conspiracy theories, till they weren't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but you guys knew they were really happening.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. And now all the conspiracy theorists are like, see, we told the reason why

[Andrew Schultz]

white people didn't believe you is because we believe in conspiracy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The reason why people didn't believe it because they were behind them.

[Andrew Schultz]

Potato, potato, potato, potatoes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is a good one. This is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hit me, hit me, hit me. I needed my thing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is one of them ones. When the comments. The comments was like, I needed advantage. Damn, he got me. He says he didn't even ask me what I think about time traveling.

[Andrew Schultz]

He knew. He just knew.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He came in hot. He said, do you think with them time traveling that if they saw the future in day one, they would be scrambling every day like this? If they know our history more than us and know what is coming, that they would be desperate, taking rights, engaging ice DEI wars, another round of COVID poisoning food supplies, spraying the skies, removing history books, digging up giants, et cetera. You think they would be doing all that if they knew they were victorious? Their time is up, plain and simple. They cannot escape it. It is written, God will not be number two to any man. God.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, first of all, fire.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Good one.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's one of those perfect example. It's like you are on fire until you say digging up giants. Like, I am 100% on board with every. Whatever you're saying. Digging up giants brings it into a Realm that I don't like to play in. I don't know if I believe in the digging up giants.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Everything's on the table, bro. Stop it. Everything's on the table. After what we've seen the last couple

[Andrew Schultz]

of years, leaving dinosaurs.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, everything's on the table. I've seen a big lizard before.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, but.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, yeah, we haven't seen yo die.

[Chris]

What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Actually, honestly. Honestly, dinosaurs a bit overrated, bro. When we talk about, like, shit that used to exist, bro, there's shit now that's a lot more fire than dinosaurs.

[Andrew Schultz]

For example, whales.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why the fuck don't y' all appreciate whales?

[Andrew Schultz]

I think you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This shit is ton weigh tons and float elegantly. They like the Charles Barkley of the sea. They're the Zion Williamson of the ocean. I know.

[Andrew Schultz]

I just. I think you're just a little more impressed by swimming. I think for us, you gotta see it. It's just like, all right, they're in the ocean, they're swimming.

[Chris]

You ain't never just whales and ice skaters.

[Andrew Schultz]

What the hell is, you know, sitting

[Charlamagne Tha God]

in Mexico, like, sitting in Cabo?

[Andrew Schultz]

You just talk your shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

One of them whales just jump up in the air, just go back in the water like it's nothing. Meanwhile, there's boats and shit around them, but they not even trying to use their sides. They're being respectful of the ocean. They're not bumping into people like, fuck y'. All.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can we just stop dinosaurs, bro? Yeah, but, like, I don't. I just don't like you talking about Mexican women like that. It's just, for me, there are plenty of slim, beautiful, amazing bodied Mexican women.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I love Mexican women. Yo, Mexican women are beautiful. The.

[Andrew Schultz]

The most.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

Outside of our wives.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. No. Well, no, but, no, I think Mexican women are very beautiful. But if I had. I mean, if I'm ranking it outside of our wives.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, this is. The Muslim women I think are more beautiful. I'm just being honest. Mexican women are beautiful, but no, outside.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's class.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm talking about.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why? Who's your number one? What do you mean? Oh, yeah. Oh, got it. You have to go black. Got it, got it, got it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, it would be black for me. Like. Yeah. I mean, come on. Obviously, Poppy, you know? You know what I mean? But.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, but you like Caribbean Latinas. You're not into Mexican Latinas.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, Mexican women are pretty, but I don't. But if I'm ranking, I'm ranking.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who's your. Who's your number? Outside of black women? It's obviously black women.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, easy call. Go Nigerian.

[Andrew Schultz]

He just said outside of black women. It's. What's interesting is that what's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm talking black American women. Oh, okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

When you say black women, that's like black American. Oh, okay. You don't consider black people that aren't in America black?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, I consider us all black, but I just thought we was just being, you know, specific.

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, okay. Oh, well, half the black women. Puerto Ricans.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's fucking go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I never really thought about it past that, bro. Really?

[Andrew Schultz]

And what about Asian? What about Brazilian? What about India?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know what Julian looks like. I don't be honest.

[Andrew Schultz]

Russian.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know. I do know some Russian women. I don't know what they look. I don't know what all of them look like, though. But I do know some Russian women.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right, right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And I've met a couple of Russian women in my life. No, that's a Russian woman. Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Back to you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But salute to all the Mexicans. We appreciate your sponsorship.

[Andrew Schultz]

We're feeling it today. Taylor's in a mood. Taylor's in a mood or something. What's going on? Oh, you missed that. Tell me what's happened. Is this your first period back?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What's wrong?

[Andrew Schultz]

Is that crazy to ask? Is that crazy to ask?

[Chris]

I'm so.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why is that crazy?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What did he say?

[Andrew Schultz]

Is this your first period back from having a kid?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, nah, nah.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a normal. That's a normal thing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She been back. She. The baby is nine months, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you're breastfeeding, you don't get your period. But if you're breastfeeding, you don't get your period, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Man, Taylor, Ben gave up that breastfeeding.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn, you did, though. Yo, yo, yo, you allowed to throw shit in him if you want. You're allowed to pick shit up and twist. Toss it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How long did you breastfeed? You didn't breastfeed long, Taylor, did you?

[Andrew Schultz]

Right? Why. Why even phrase it?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She told me.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but let her say it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's not sensitive to me who's breastfeeding. That's natural. I'm not one of those women that was like, why I'm so, like, I don't care.

[Andrew Schultz]

What about, yo, the things you get upset about. Can I ask it last week, and that was crazy. Can you give me my son?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We're having civilized conversation about what?

[Andrew Schultz]

About the women. What about the women that don't breastfeed because they trying to hold the titty size. That's a thing. Amen. I don't know. It just seemed like that'll work out. I give that to people. Women that don't want to breastfeed and women that do breastfeed.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, I don't.

[Andrew Schultz]

For me, I just.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I wanted to try it. Cool.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. You see how you already feel better? You're not going to be in a bad mood today. That's not going to happen. We're going to charm your ass up. That's what's going to happen. You're a mom now. You don't get to be in bad moods.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Shut up.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm just telling you, your mom. I know. Don't think your mom stops when you leave the house. You gotta be mom over here, too. Oh, I know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Her son called me earlier today.

[Andrew Schultz]

What'd he say?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Her son called me this morning and

[Andrew Schultz]

was like, yo, what are you talking about?

[Chris]

Stop.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Her son called me this morning. Cause he knew it was Wednesday. And he was like, don't have her out all day today. She need to be fucking home. She was like, I know y' all do the pod on Wednesday.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, don't be stretching that shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Word up. She was like, yo, I'm home by myself.

[Andrew Schultz]

What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I mean? So don't have her out. All motherfuckers home by himself is crazy. What you mean, like, who's watching it?

[Andrew Schultz]

He don't need anybody to watch him. That's a grown ass man. You gonna let another person watch a grown ass man?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Y' all don't like kids to earn, Learn responsibilities, facts. Okay?

[Andrew Schultz]

Watch yourself. Feed yourself.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nine months. How does.

[Andrew Schultz]

How's he gonna feed?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's seven months.

[Andrew Schultz]

How's he gonna feed?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, Tommy from Rugrats was killing shit. And Tommy was one years old, all right?

[Andrew Schultz]

He wasn't always one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So your baby's nine months.

[Andrew Schultz]

He was always one at the start of the show. No, but he didn't spawn at one. I'm saying he run this.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You ain't even letting them get the opportunity.

[Andrew Schultz]

Opportunity?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You should be in the apprenticeship phase right now to be the boss you want to be. You want a boss baby or not, Taylor?

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a fact.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You don't want a little Dame Dash. That's your problem. You want a boss baby.

[Andrew Schultz]

Speaking of, you need a boss baby.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You need a boss baby.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, what's going on with Dame, man? What's happening?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What did he do? What did he do?

[Andrew Schultz]

What did Dave do now?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What did he do? What did he do?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

what did he do, man? You flirting with Me again.

[Chris]

Hold on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What did he do?

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, let me get the story.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That is a funny ass font that says Charlemagne's gay. Press play tell. This is a good. This is a good theory. I like that. Allegedly Charlemagne's gay and he's a. He's a gay man pursuing what he. You're funny. He acts too gay. I mean, I wouldn't call him gay to his face. He wasn't bothered. And the thing is, I think what they're doing is making people that are gay look heterosexual. So I had another heterosexual person might

[Andrew Schultz]

think that that's a heterosexual point of

[Charlamagne Tha God]

view and do what he's doing. So my problem is if he's pretending

[Chris]

he's something he's not and he has

[Charlamagne Tha God]

other influence by what he's doing, it's not fair. You should be honest. You know, it's like a trick. So, like, for example. And again, you know, it's hard to talk about people that I know, but, like, pause. You know, Puff Rubber niggas not on his chest. Okay, stop. You know what I'm saying? You can like that. That me and Puff don't need to be in the same guys. Like, as soon as you start talking, like, come on, like, stop now.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's funny about this is, like, it seems like Dame doesn't know that being gay is okay. Like, he keeps calling it to you as if it's a bad thing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think so. It's wild to me, but I think he's flirting, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you think it's like a repressed homosexuality?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

See, here's the thing, man. I feel this is another great. I don't even think it's a conspiracy theory. You could write this one down. I think that when a man wants to know if another man is gay or is implying another man is gay,

[Andrew Schultz]

he calls him gay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's wishful thinking.

[Andrew Schultz]

Keep going.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think it's wishful thinking.

[Chris]

Keep going.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because he wants me to be gay. Oh, yeah. It's like when you see a fine girl, right, and you like, man, wonder if she got a boyfriend. Yo, I wonder if she got a man. She got a man. Yo, you think she got a man? You think she got a man? I think you keep bringing it up. You keep bringing it up, bringing it up because you wishful thinking and you're hoping. You're. You're hoping somebody verifies, yo, he is gay. So then you can try me. I really think.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you do to me every week on this podcast?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

State the obvious. Yeah, he's stating the obvious now.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is the difference.

[Chris]

I don't know, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Stating the I don't know, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think all three of y' all need to work this out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know. I think he's trying me.

[Andrew Schultz]

He needs to go to a pulpit or something like that, figure his sexuality's out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Salute to Dame, man. I told Dame I'll pay for his therapy, man. I really would pay. I will pay for Dame Dash's therapy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Really? Yes. That's a nice gesture. It seems like you're trolling him a little. It seems like you're trolling him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I would, though. I would, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

But you are. You're being serious about his mental health.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I would absolutely pay for his therapy. 100.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think that's. That's a kind gesture.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

100%. But I am flattered. I am flattered that he keeps flirting with me, bro. He's. He got my dick on his brain. Stony.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Think about it. He got my dick on his brain. He wants to know what his dick be. He got a theory of where his dick goes. When you got a theory about another man's dick. When you got a theory about where another man's dick goes. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. What else we got? What else we got? Taylor Gang, gang, gang. What do we got?

[Andrew Schultz]

You're saying that he spends an inordinate amount of time thinking about what?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I need people to think about this. When you're thinking you got another man's dick on your brain. You can't even pause that. And you got theories about where it goes.

[Andrew Schultz]

The weight of that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You mean you smoke a blunt, you like the weight of that? I think he's gay. So that means you're thinking about my dick and another man's butt. You gotta constantly pause your thoughts.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you got gay thoughts.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Gay. You got gay on the brain.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bare minimum. Gay is on the brain.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come on, man. Bare minimum. My dick is on your brain. You gotta think about that. Why is my cock on your brain?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, my God.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's crazy. Crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know, the crazy thing is that you've made us all imagine that while you say it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm just. I have a problem. Is it my dick being on people's brains? Let me tell you something about this.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Protect it. Because, like, Professor X, I'll get in here. It'll be. He'll be, like, wondering, why is he always in here? Okay. Why is he always in here? Why can I not stop thinking about him? Oh, the reason Magneto wears a helmet. Guys, okay? That's why Doomsday needs to hear and come out because y' all forgot your X Men lore. Okay? My dick is right here.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is so stupid.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Look, my dick is right here. Okay?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right. What else we got?

[Andrew Schultz]

What else do we got?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We got Taylor. Gay Taylor.

[Andrew Schultz]

Speaking of gay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Speaking of gay. More gay.

[Andrew Schultz]

We got some more gay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, give me my. Oh, that's my. Give me my guy. My guy, the goat of all goats.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, shout out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Shy, do you have that voicemail he sent you then? He sent you, man. I was looking for them the other day, though. I let you hear that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, I've been seeing this from Shy.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know. You told us.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Shy used to send me shit like this all the time. I told y' all the story. I'm walking out the radio station, a guy runs by guy comes running back to me full speed. Yeah, it's Shy. And he's talking to me, and he's showing me mad love. And we exchanged numbers. And I. Ben knew he was a black Israelite way before the world did. He used to send me the crazy. I. He was the conspiracy theory king. Yeah. Oh, my God. I wish I had some of them, man. Deep Internet. Deep Internet. Let's hear it. But I'll be honest with you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Big gay people are scary to me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

When I'm, like, standing by myself and three gay dudes are next to me, touching my leg, I get scared. I'm sorry. If that's homophobic, then I. Then I'm. That.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Does that happen a lot?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, it just happened one time recently.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, that's why I'm. Got arrested. Okay. Yeah. So you were sort of being groped and surrounded. I'm not gonna say that because my lawyer said. Oh, dude. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. We can.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I. Here. I. I

[Andrew Schultz]

am wrong for touching anyone ever. And that's the end of my statement on this whole. Sounds good. Cool.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Moving back to, like, what kind of

[Andrew Schultz]

things would set off that Napoleon complex?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Being challenged.

[Andrew Schultz]

My masculinity being challenged. Me touch my girls, touch my kid, or.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know, I'm good with gay. Be gay over there, though. Don't be gay in my lap. So you feel like.

[Andrew Schultz]

When.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When things that you feel that you

[Andrew Schultz]

possess in a way are challenged, like your girl, your kid. If someone gets in the way of what they want to do. Yeah, if somebody. Yeah, there's. There's personal space type stuff, you know, which. Get. It gets weird at Mar. It's Mardi. Gras, that's why, bro. I was drunk and it's Mardi Gras, so all of thing. Everything I'm saying is nonsense. It's Mardi Gras, you know, but it sounds like this complex is maybe something that you noticed for a long time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, maybe, bro. I mean, my. My dad. My dad was by his cousin, so

[Andrew Schultz]

he was in my ear all the time. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe I am.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who the knows, bro?

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm open to whatever somebody wants to say. It didn't feel like that when it. Look, and this is the worst thing to say, and I'm not gonna say it. I never had no problem with gay people.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Never. I remember paying for people's, like, transition

[Andrew Schultz]

surgery when I was around the Internet.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Heavy.

[Andrew Schultz]

I've never been adversarial towards it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. You don't seem like a homophobic guy,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

but I don't know. I'm open to whatever. Somebody's got more information on the subject and, you know, let me know.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know I'm in deep off into the Bible.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know what the Bible says about homosexuality. What does it say? No, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, it wasn't that written a really

[Charlamagne Tha God]

long time ago, bro, you can do whatever you want with the text. It's not my business.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, I'm a traditional Catholic. That's okay. What's the difference between a traditional Catholic and, let's say, a more progressive Christian? I really.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I really. The Bible tell y' all something, man, it's been a long time since I've seen an interviewer. I wanted to be the interviewer.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That don't even feel real, bro. It's like he was in a deep comedic character, and that is hilarious. His poor dad.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, he just. I didn't even consider that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

His poor dad. What if his dad never got raped? Or what if his dad didn't want the world to know that? Can you imagine the family group chat after that? Yeah, like, you told him about John, you know, how does he know?

[Andrew Schultz]

I guess his dad.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He said his dad told. You know what? He didn't say. I guess his dad had to tell him, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

My dad used to get raped by his cousin. I have questions. Who the hell is your cousin? You know what I'm saying? I want to know who the hell your cousin is. How were Thanksgivings? How were family reunions? Did y' all fuck him up? Did somebody kill him? Like, what the fuck happened? Yeah, and how old was your dad when this was happening?

[Andrew Schultz]

We might need a Shia LaBeouf Breakfast Club interview, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Man, Shy is hilarious. And I would love to get Shy in a room with ej.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because he said he's scared of Big. Why are you gonna try to.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Tyra Banks, right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Trying to do this.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Imagine if EJ walks in, Magic Johnson's son. Can you imagine?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, I thought EJ worked at the radio show. No, Johnson.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. Can you imagine if Magic inflict fear on him like that? I want to see, because that's a different level. That was the type of homophobia that I always used to define in my mind when I was younger. Right. Cause they always say, you know, homophobia is when is the fear of something.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So it's like, you know, arachnophobia. You're afraid of spiders. He was specific. He said, I'm scared when it's a big gay dude surrounding him, though. But that's wild. I wouldn't even be thinking of the gay if three big gay dudes surrounded me, because I wouldn't be thinking about gay. I'm like, yo, why these dudes surrounding me?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, you'd be like, why these dudes? Dicks ain't in me yet.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now, see, that's different difference. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you could. If three guys surround you with dicks out, then you know it's on.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know, I mean, but if there's three dudes around you in the street, I'm like, yo, what's the. What the. Y' all about to jump me or something?

[Andrew Schultz]

You know, what's interesting is that, like, we have way more tolerance for when women are afraid of men. Like, like, if a woman is walking down the street and there's, like, a guy near and she wants to cross the street or whatever, we're like, hey, it's totally fine that you have a fear in this situation, because we hear these horrific stories. Every woman has a friend or even happened to them, and we don't immediately put a phobia on them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

But with Shia, he might feel that same way that he could get violated. And why would he not feel that way if his dad got violated? That's a very reasonable way to have the fear.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So it's like generational trauma.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's trauma.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's passed down. It could be a thing for real. Like, if your dad got, you know, raped by a guy, you might be thinking, that can happen to you on a day.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why would you think it wouldn't? If your dad's saying to you he's in your ear, saying, hey, this could happen. This is what people do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So shy would choose the bear, basically.

[Andrew Schultz]

What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You don't know the trending conversation. Shy would choose the bear. You never heard the conversation, Maybe, like, would you be in the woods? Woman was in the woods, they would choose. And if it was a man or a bear, who would you choose?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, they choose the bear.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They choose the bear.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's this theory about, you know, what the bear is going to do to you. So you can put any woman in your life, like, in the scenario, because

[Andrew Schultz]

you can even ask a man, like, if it was your daughter who is in the woods, would you want her alone in the woods with a bear or with a man?

[Chris]

Yeah. And what do women say? Always.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They will pick the bear.

[Andrew Schultz]

Always. My algorithm might know me, but I have not seen one of the tiktoks where someone picks the man. A bear is a fat gay guy, right? Isn't that like a. That's a term for like, a burly gay guy, right? I mean, it is. It's like a fat, hairy gay guy is a bear. Obviously, women would choose the gay guy over the man, but I think.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Talk about real bad.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, over the straight guys.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The fact that he says, smokey, man,

[Andrew Schultz]

he's not a real bear.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Imagine. Saucy Santana taps Shy on the shoulder.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, no.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, no.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Big saucy, like, hi, shy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, no.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

The fact that you think it's funny

[Charlamagne Tha God]

is messed up the thing. What is funny? Because you just said. You just made the point that he might have trauma.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think he got trauma. That's reasonable trauma.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, listen, man. It's a man sympathy, bro. I'm sorry.

[Andrew Schultz]

We might need to. We should.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm not saying we shouldn't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Your dad was molested. He's telling you about it every day. You're not going to be afraid of that shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm just saying I'm not mature enough to have this conversation, Chris. I'm not involved in.

[Andrew Schultz]

How many times did your relatives tell you about the Holocaust?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's different. Don't do that. That's different.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's different, man. No, that's different.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, why do we do that?

[Andrew Schultz]

What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's different. Wait, come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, it's different, but it's still trauma being passed down.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, but you went to the extreme, bro. What? You went to the 10. I'm going to a 10.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know how many inches the guy was, man. I don't even want to get into that. You got dick on my brain again, dude. Get this dick off my brain. I'm tired of having dick on my brain here. I'm just trying to have a historical conversation with Chris, who might trauma passed down to him from a horrific situation.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I do believe in generational trauma, though. I've done enough studies on generational trauma to know that it can be passed down genetically. So maybe there is something to that. That is actually a brilliant point.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's passed down orally, and I don't mean that as a joke literally. It's passed down through stories.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If I was a father and something so horrendous like that happened to me, I would constantly tell my child. It's one of those things that you would tell your child to look out for in the world. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

My Scottish family, they tell stories for generations about what the English did to them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, they was walking around in them fucking kilts, looking. All they was asking, legs out. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

They was asking, are you trying to say them Roddy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Roddy Pipers?

[Andrew Schultz]

You trying to say just cause we're dressed like this?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, that's what we all wearing. What were those guys in Scotland wearing, Andrew?

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, how are we supposed to fuck the sheep if we can't chase them?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn.

[Andrew Schultz]

You can't. With your jeans around your ankles, you can't chase them. Good.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's a. That's fucking smart. That's genius.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, we're smart people. We invented the television of golf.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You can just flip it up. Invented the television.

[Andrew Schultz]

Of course. How we're smart.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't believe that. Look up.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who invented the television.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Look that up. The Scottish people invent the television. I don't believe that.

[Andrew Schultz]

And the cell phone.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Jeffrey Epstein invented the television, bro. Jeffrey Epstein went back in time and fucking gave Steve Jobs the patent, bro. Okay, like that. Nah, fuck all that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look it up. Look it up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who invented the tv, bro?

[Andrew Schultz]

Bang, bang.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Farnsworth Bentley is credited with inventory.

[Andrew Schultz]

Scottish. Scottish inventor.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, how do you do that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Who invented a cell phone? I'm just saying.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Is it y' all tell us.

[Andrew Schultz]

It was not cell phone telephone. Say again.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Scholars don't get caught.

[Andrew Schultz]

No telephone. Was Alexander Graham Bell, also scholar. It's. Oh, oops.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Alexander Grand. Okay, well, black people invented the caller id.

[Andrew Schultz]

And how did it come to existence? What was the inspiration for the invention? I don't know. That's what bdot let us know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, shout out B dot O. For real. I missed that episode. Salute to B dot Go subscribe to the I didn't know. Maybe you didn't need the podcast on the Black Effect Podcast Network.

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Andrew Schultz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schultz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schultz]

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[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, Shia LaBeouf.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, that was enough.

[Andrew Schultz]

We got a good. We got.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I got enough shy. I got enough shy, bro. I got enough shy. What else we got, man? You want to go write the bill?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You want to go to Bill?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah. Bill Joy, Bill.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Him and Joe Biden remind me of the same.

[Chris]

They're the same people.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, they're both old. I mean, cut it out. And Bill's much younger than Joe Biden, to be honest. This was so crazy. Bill Clinton in the deposition, looking at the Epstein file photos, they're showing him, that's how happy he is in the hot tub with girls and him getting massages with girls. The attorney had to snatch the paper out of his.

[Andrew Schultz]

He grabbed it, grabbed it back, started smiling, reminiscing, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because he started getting that feeling again. He was like, man, maybe I'm getting an erection.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was that, dude.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I was that, bro. He was looking at that shit like he was looking at highlights and him dropping.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, for real. Yeah, like it was a Penthouse. It was a King magazine. Look at him grab it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Wild boy. I was. Put it on the finger, bro. He was a wild boy, man. Slick Billy is what they call him. What did you think of the deposition?

[Andrew Schultz]

I just saw clips. I thought it was kind of wild, bro. Like just him going like, yeah, they told me to go in a pool, so I got in a pool and that's all I did. I just went swimming in the pool. It's like you were the president, bro. No one tells you to get nothing. I thought you decide what the fuck you do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I thought when Nancy hit him with the line of questioning about young women, that shit was hilarious.

[Andrew Schultz]

What did Nancy say?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's listen to this. Let's listen to the. This is Bill Clinton getting asked about the viral hot tub photo during the Jeffrey Epstein deposition. Let's listen. And every knew the photo was taken.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. And for those who can't see it, it's a photo of you in a hot tub. There's a person next to you here. Do you remember where it was taken? Where was it taken?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm almost sure that this taken.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think there's an adjacent photograph which you probably have, that if people saw

[Charlamagne Tha God]

it, they would feel that someone was trying to con them showing this picture. But it's. Anyway, this picture was taken in Brunei.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just for the record, there's another picture that also shows this as part of the larger pool area.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Do you all have that?

[Andrew Schultz]

So that he can refresh his recollection

[Charlamagne Tha God]

with respect to that. We should have it. It's.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's quite enlightening. If you watch this. Yes, it's noted. Give me a different feel. Thank you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

We do have. We don't have one with us right now. Okay, thanks. I just wanted to make sure he knew that. Were there other people in that pool or hot tub with you as well? I don't think there's anybody in the hot tub.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't even.

[Andrew Schultz]

I didn't forgotten that there was anybody in the hot tub. But it was big, but it was about. Well, there's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's asking in the pool area.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's a girl over here. There's someone.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I don't know who that is.

[Andrew Schultz]

But he's also asking in the pool area with other individuals.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know who that is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, so you don't know?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No. And then. Then there were other people in the pool.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, so do you remember who were they under 18.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Were they part of your traveling party?

[Andrew Schultz]

He's asking you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, they were.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think. I think everybody there was part of our party. It was late at night.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And I also believe that there was

[Andrew Schultz]

a secret service agent up there to the other end of the pool. And was this in public?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Here's the thing. Pull up when they ask about underage women. Bill clearly never could lie. Right? Because even back in the day when he didn't have sexual relations with that woman, he just wasn't a good liar. But this really like, he just really either doesn't give a fuck cause he's so old, or he's just not a good liar. Because you can't say you don't know who the woman is. But then when they ask you if the woman was under 18, you say, no, definitely not. You don't even know who she is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So how the fuck do you know if she's 18.

[Andrew Schultz]

And also, he remembers too many details. And then he said they were party from the night.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, then he said they were part of his party. Y' all was having a party? All right. God damn it. Yeah, I was having a party.

[Andrew Schultz]

But, like, when you remember vivid details from a random day decades ago.

[Chris]

Impossible. You're lying.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, you ever see people, like, they get, you know, indicted for some shit, and they ask them what happened on the night of it? And when people go, honestly, I don't even remember. They're usually innocent because why would you remember what happened a random day when you didn't kill nobody?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, yes, and especially as somebody as old as him. But you know what's so crazy? Like, yo, they used to fly to exotic places we never heard of to have a good time. I never heard of Bunan. Y' all heard of Bunan or whatever?

[Andrew Schultz]

Brunei.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Brunei. Y' all heard of that before? Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Brunei. That's the dude that Michael Jackson used to stay with, I thought.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Really?

[Andrew Schultz]

And he used to be spending all that money. Yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They said. They said it's a really rich country.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think it was a place where, like, people in the Middle east could go party. This is, like, before Dubai and some other places got a little bit more liberalized. So I think I. I believe, if I'm not mistaken. So Brunai was this, like, tiny little kingdom, and it was a little bit more loose so you could go have some fun.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Pull up with Nancy. This is when Nancy put him in the figure four leg lock. This was. This was crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Witnesses who testified in the Epstein cases that Epstein said, you, quote, like them young. Why would Epstein say that about you?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Are you asking his opinion? You're asking him to think about why Mr. Epstein would say something. Why would Epstein say that about. She's asking you to try to be in Mr. Epstein.

[Andrew Schultz]

Epstein's mind and guess at what Mr. Epstein would have thought about. Flynn likes them young. Referring to girls. First of all, that's not true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What's not true?

[Andrew Schultz]

That I have any interest in underage. I didn't say underage. I said. I said young.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Got him.

[Andrew Schultz]

But it's still not her. Is an intern young? Yes. Finish him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was. He was rehearsing the underage thing. He was expecting that, but he.

[Andrew Schultz]

She just.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She didn't say underage. She said young. She wrote. But don't set him up. Jab, jab, jab, boom. Uppercut. That's what that was, man. Yeah, that's what that was. The intern young Monica Lewinsky was, what, 22 when Bill was, like, 49?

[Andrew Schultz]

It's a tough question because you know the allegations are about underage, but you're asking a man if he likes younger women, and the honest answer he should say is like, yeah, I like them around 25. That's nice. That's who you see in all the movies and the pornos, and those are really high. But he can't say that. So he just goes, I don't like him young. It's like, okay, sure, you like banging Hillary. Okay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I just don't understand why Bill even leave that. Why is Bill not at the fuck it phase? You're old, bro. Everybody is. I'm not gonna say everybody, but majority of people are aware of all your heinous acts, bro. Like.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, you want him to get the R. Kelly answer. Yeah. What do you mean by teenage?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He did basically, just now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Now, R. Kelly gave you the honest answer. He said, what do you mean by teenage?

[Chris]

Do you like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like teenage girls? When you say teenage, how are we talking girls who are teenagers, Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, he was, like, 18, 19. Like, he gave you. He was too stupid a lot. Whereas Bill is. Probably feels the same way, but he's like, he's sitting there bricked up under

[Charlamagne Tha God]

the table, looking at paper, looking. Looking at all war footage. You know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

They raised his cortisol, and then they asked him the question. God, he got no blood in his brain. My man had four heart attacks already. There's no way he could think and have heart attack.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Politics. You didn't notice pull up when they asked him if Trump should have to testify. The way he punted on this question was so, so ridiculous, bro. Like, so, so ridiculous. Like this right here proves, in the words of George Carlin, there's one big club and we ain't in it, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yep.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is two people wearing the same jersey, all right, and they looking out for each other.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's all of them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's it.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what I think this whole thing exposed is. It's all of them. They're all aware of it. They're all in cahoots. They all know what's going on. They know the game, and they all get away with it. And the rest of us are, you know, well, I'll deal with the repercussions.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I agree with you, but I never had a heart attack, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

He had heart surgery, but never had a heart attack.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Heart surgery.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, but he had multiple heart surgeries. Yeah, like. Yeah, like bypass. Why?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They just don't don't you do that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you do that to avoid a heart attack. Sorry about that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why? They just don't give former presidents to Tony Starks, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't think they want him around Low key.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, they got.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't think they're trying to keep

[Charlamagne Tha God]

him around this vault with you, man. You know too much low key.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like if America had its way after you were president, you would just die. That's because you know all this shit. And we're like, yo, we can't have you knowing all this shit walking around at a deposition.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Now, I'm not saying that should happen, but if the powers that be were happy the second you out of office,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

somebody's writing that down. Somebody in the Trump administration right now. You know what? Write that down.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, let's put it down. His name is Marco Rubio or J.D. vance.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Press play. Taylor Game was wondering if you also agree that, that President Trump should answer

[Andrew Schultz]

questions of this committee. That's for you to decide.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But he did know him well and I once had a brief discussion with him about it. Thank you. Thanks for the answer. With that, I'm going to go to

[Andrew Schultz]

Mr. Walkinshaw and we'll go down a series of questions.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I hate this, but. Because I don't believe I should inject anything. But I do not want to leave

[Andrew Schultz]

the impression,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

since there was no follow up question, he never, the president never, this is 20 something years ago, never

[Andrew Schultz]

said anything to me to make me

[Charlamagne Tha God]

think he was involved in anything improper with regard to

[Andrew Schultz]

Epstein either.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He just didn't. That's the truth.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know, as I said earlier, good boy, Bill. That's what Trump's saying right now. Good boy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The only conversation I had with President

[Andrew Schultz]

Trump about this was in the early 2000s, and I have no information that he did anything wrong. I just want it all out there. I want everybody to get it all out out there and let everybody see where we are.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn. Now pull up. When they asked Hillary, you say, good boy. You say, good boy. He's saying what? Good boy?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, like he's doing what he's supposed to do. Because you also saw Trump saying that shit where he was like, I have no problem with Bill Clinton. I think he's a nice guy. And then Bill Clinton goes on the stand and he's like, I don't think Trump had anything to do with it. He's totally clean. So clearly there's some side of sort of conversation between them. I mean, they had a relationship of animosity up until this moment where they're like, oh, no, they're totally good. Yeah. That is kind of. It's kind of crazy. Timing is crazy. Yeah. You saw when. When they asked Trump about Clinton, he's like, he's always been nice to me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's always been nice to me. Like, he actually said, I don't think that he should even be bought in subjective deposition. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Donald Trump should be deposed by this committee. You know, I was a lawyer, and

[Charlamagne Tha God]

as a lawyer, you would look for

[Andrew Schultz]

pattern and practice if you were deposing a witness in a case that you were trying, if you were in court, what did you know about this person? What you knew could influence how you question that person, how you tried the case. Donald Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers. Nine members of a jury found him liable in the sexual assault of E. Jean Carroll. That is behavior that fits a pattern, if one were looking for a pattern. He has also been convicted on 34 felony counts for attempting to hide his relationship with a escort and then to commit business fraud to prevent it from becoming public in the 2016 campaign, which was ultimately election interference. So if I were running the committee or I were involved in this investigation, I would be looking for people who maybe had some prior conduct that might be relevant to either money or crimes. And, yes, I think that it would be in keeping with the scope of the investigation of this committee to set up a deposition with President Trump. I know he's been deposed many, many, many times. He's taken the Fifth Amendment many, many hundreds of times. So I not saying you're going to get a lot of information, but given what's in the files and given past and prior conduct, he would be on my witness list.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Simple. That's how you answer the fucking question. If you don't have no dirt, if you got your own dirt that you trying to keep under the rug and you say, hey, it's up to y', all, probably fine. You know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

That guy probably did nothing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

As far as he told me, I never seen him do anything. That's how you answer the question. Especially if you came in hot, right? Bill sat down, came in hot, y' all bought my wife in here for no goddamn reason.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, Bill said that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. That's how he started it off. He was like, first off, fuck the bitch in the clique. You claim you bought my wife in here for no motherfucking reason. She had no business here. She don't even know the motherfucker you know what I mean? That's how you answered the question. But what Hillary did, that wasn't no, that's no party shit. That's just common sense. I used to be an attorney. If y' all are looking for more information, why wouldn't you have somebody in here who's in the file so much

[Andrew Schultz]

we believe that Hillary didn't know who Jeffrey Epstein was.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know.

[Andrew Schultz]

She doesn't know the guy husband is flying on,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

bro, I don't know like that. That's. I, I mean, that's not far from.

[Andrew Schultz]

Y' all got wives.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, but we ain't. We never been the President of the United States of America.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but this is a personal private jet. This isn't your flying Delta. You're going on some guy's plane. You don't ask your husband. Hey, you're flying around the world to random destinations and you're raising money for our foundation. I believe it is. They're both foundation. You're not going to ask who the guy? The idea that she wasn't aware of this guy that literally every other successful, powerful person on the planet is aware

[Charlamagne Tha God]

of, well, I don't think is a

[Andrew Schultz]

little hard for me to believe.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't think she said she didn't know him. She just said she never.

[Andrew Schultz]

But you said Bill said that he doesn't even know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, Bill said she doesn't know him.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I'm like, why are we playing this game where every other famous person. Not famous, every other successful, powerful person on the planet knows of except Hillary?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm not saying she didn't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Elaine Maxwell is at their kid's wedding as a plus one or whatever. But yeah, she has no clue who Jeffrey Epstein is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, she was a plus one.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what she said. She's like, oh, she was just there as a plus one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who knows plus ones.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know plus ones. At my wedding. I was aware that they have no plus ones.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, plus ones.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, I didn't know nobody at your wedding. I don't fucking know. But that's a perfect example.

[Andrew Schultz]

You knew most people at my wedding.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I didn't. If somebody came and sat down to me and said, who all is at Andrew's wedding? You know this person here at Andrew wedding, I'd be like, oh, for real. Well, nice to meet you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I bet you can name 10 people at my wedding right now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Joe Rogan, Whitney Cummings, Taylor, Alex Craig. Who?

[Andrew Schultz]

Weezy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Weezy was there. Weezy was at the wedding?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I swear to God. I do not remember Wheezy at the. I don't remember. I didn't see Wheezy. That Wheezy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Dove.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Mark. Dove. Mark.

[Andrew Schultz]

Shifty

[Charlamagne Tha God]

didn't even know Shifty was there, bro. I'm being honest with you. I don't remember seeing Miles at the wedding. Weezy was at the wedding?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, Carla.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Carla was there. I do not remember seeing no Weezy at the wedding. Yo.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes. Are you serious?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I am.

[Andrew Schultz]

She was sitting at the same table. She was at our house.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Literally.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, what is up with you?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's crazy. See, I would have went to jail. Y' all would have said I was lying at the deposition. Listen, I do not remember Weezy being there at all.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is a perfect example.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And that's my. You know, I love Weezy. That's my niece. I love her. I do not remember her being there.

[Andrew Schultz]

When you don't do something illegal that day, you don't remember what happened. When you do something illegal that day, you remember way too many details about what happened. Yeah, yeah. You didn't do anything illegal that day. Dude.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You don't have no picture. Me and we don't have no pictures.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, y' all do. We actually all of us have a picture.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You guys all got to show me. Yes, I swear to God, show me. I do not. And I'm sitting there thinking, like, weezy, there's not too many times I've been around Weezy. And me and Weezy haven't had something happen. Then I remember.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's how diverse my wedding is. You forgot even the black people there. Look at that. Look at that right there. You don't even remember the black people at the wedding.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Was the wedding diverse? Let me think about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

For Santa Barbara, it was the fucking ET Awards.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It was the diversity of thought. It was a diversity of thought.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't remember. Like, what the hell is this? Snoop Dogg performing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what's so crazy, though? I don't even. The wedding. I just remember it was a fun day.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It was a day of love. I don't. I remember what I felt that day. You know what I'm saying? I don't remember.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're not on the stand, bro. You're not on the stand, bro. You cannot remember Weezy being there. It's all good, man. Everything's fine. We gonna be just fine.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I remember Rogan saying, let's get on a plane and go somewhere.

[Andrew Schultz]

Go to Vegas. Yeah, they went to Vegas.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Whitney had a show or some shit.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was like, we coming right back.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm like, what? Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's like, no, we're gonna fly there, we're gonna watch Whitney, and we're gonna come right back. And I'm like, nah, that didn't sound right. That didn't sound like he was like, come on with us. I'm like, nah, that don't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bro.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Boy, you got to show me the picture, Taylor.

[Andrew Schultz]

My Instagram's up right now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know, the Clintons I had gave Bill Donkey of the Day, and they responded.

[Andrew Schultz]

What they say?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Fox News reached out to them for comment, and they responded to what I said during Donkey of the Day. Hold on, let me pull it up.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's crazy. That's just crazy that they get. I thought we had a hot sauce moment. I thought we connected.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What did he say? What did they say? What did they say? Oh, you know, you got to go to the bottom. Oh, yeah. A Clinton spokesperson disputed Charlemagne's argument when reached by Fox News Digital. Perhaps Charlamagne the God didn't watch the entire deposition, but President Clinton did, in fact, make specific recommendations. Fox News Digital also reached out to the White House, which stressed President Trump has been cleared of any wrongdoing related to Epstein. Just as President Trump has said, he's been totally exonerated on anything relating to Epstein. White House spokesman Abigail Jackson said. And by releasing thousands of pages. Pages of documents cooperating with a House Oversight Committee subpoena request signing the Epstein files. Transparency. Acting. Calling for more investigations into Epstein's Democrat friends. President Trump has done more for Epstein victims than anyone before him. Honestly, man, if you are. Let me see if you are. If you're a Republican, you should absolutely, positively want somebody to depose.

[Andrew Schultz]

Are there any white people at my wedding? Like, low key. Did I invite white people to my wedding? Yo, right there.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I gotta make sure.

[Andrew Schultz]

What the hell?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's not fucking Weezy. That's Andrew's wife. Oh, shit.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn you fuck.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, that is Weezy. Yo, I do. When I. I've seen that picture and never seen Weezy. I promise you, I've seen that picture and never seen Weezy. Yo, that's fucking crazy. See, I'd have been fucked up in the deposition. They'd be like, you was at Andrew Schultz's wedding with Weezy. I'm like. I'd be like, weezy wasn't even fucking there.

[Andrew Schultz]

Innocent.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Then they pull up the goddamn picture, and I'm like, oh, shit.

[Andrew Schultz]

Y' all probably have a picture together.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm sure we do. I'm sure we do. But the Moral of the story is, man, Bill Clinton answered that horribly. And Hillary's answer was the right answer. And you don't talk like that and say things like that unless you're trying to cover your own ass. Yeah, that's it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Obviously.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Simple and plain. Simple and plain.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hillary's sharp. She's still sharp.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hillary's sharp.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Yeah. How much older, how much younger is Hillary? Tay Clinton.

[Chris]

I'm in.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bill Clinton. Look it up. Never thought about it. She does present much younger than Bill does now. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But I also think Bill was acting slow in that deposition for a reason.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you think he was playing games?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

Kaiser Sose.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, man. How old is Hillary?

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What? 79, 78? Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but she never been president, bro. That puts years on you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Very true.

[Andrew Schultz]

That puts years.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And if you're being president and you out there getting a lot of side.

[Andrew Schultz]

Lots of it. Lots of insane amounts.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Allegedly.

[Andrew Schultz]

Allegedly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay. Allegedly.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, sexual.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What kind of number you think we talking, bro?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, this is Wilt. Gotta be right, Wilt?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cause when I think if you got head from the intern, that's just what we know.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who you think put up more numbers? Him or jfk? Jfk. Who do you think? Jfk. More numbers. Jfk. Bill was. Nah. Jfk, but jfk. You don't know for sure, though.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, Bill, Nah.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because jfk, I think, did it at a time where they protected presidents.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm gonna tell you why I think Bill.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Better transportation. Better transportation, bro. Better access to better private jets.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, I thought you were making a joke. Yeah, no, man, that's what I thought. That's crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, man, I hold the. No.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was like, no, yo, jfk. No getting head is very different situation, bro. You can't be making jokes about that. That's not something we joke about.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bill had better transportation. They had better jets and shit. They can travel all around the world.

[Andrew Schultz]

When you're the president, you're not traveling to get pussy. That shit is being brought to you. Nah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, yeah, but when you can travel is when you really putting up numbers. That's why the ball players put up so much numbers.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I think that's why JFK was putting up numbers, because this was a time where the media protected the President. Like, we didn't even know FDR couldn't walk.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, but that's more NFL. Bill was more NBA. Worldwide, global. You know what I'm saying? After.

[Andrew Schultz]

We're saying after, but after, it doesn't matter because we can't compare JFK for after. Right. Because he didn't have an after after. JFK would have went.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It would have been. You know, I think Doran, bro, he got ahead from an intern.

[Andrew Schultz]

You don't think JFK was getting slopped?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, they used. They were stories about. That was a conspiracy. He used to walk it. He used to bring him to the White House. Right, Chris?

[Andrew Schultz]

Didn't Maryland come out of the cake? Wasn't he president when that happened? Yeah. Sang that shit in front of his wife.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Diabolical.

[Chris]

Crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Diabolic. That's in front of his wife. In front of his wife.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

President. Let a legend be a legend.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah. Charlotte. What's up, y'? All?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let a legend be a legend. Imagine Ray having arguments over old stuff at that age that they're in now. You don't think Hillary.

[Andrew Schultz]

And you think Bill's listening to her? Stop. I don't think he listened to her in 50 years. Like, she's just talking and he's just like, all right, whatever. Mint julep. Like he's in his own world.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bill's in his own world.

[Andrew Schultz]

He don't know where he is. Dead ass. I don't think he knows where he is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He needs you. Just give it up, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

They showed him one picture with a girl on his lap, and he grabbed it out of the lawyer and said, let me see. I need that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

God. He went.

[Andrew Schultz]

He did the old guys. Flipping through the newspaper, he admitted about the back rub.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The crazy thing about the Bill is you don't know if he either remembers that night because it was such a good night, or his. He might not have the type of roster that we think. So he just remembers those moments. He was a wild boy. Maybe he was very selective.

[Andrew Schultz]

He got it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He got it wasn't right. He quit.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, actually, low key Monica Lewinsky.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Baddie.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got to bring up Monica now. Back in the day, we had a different view. Something I think. Think TVs were more like warped or something. Now, she is beautiful. Remember how the TVs used to be more round in the front? It was a fisheye lens. Now look at her now. Are you. That's Megan Fox. That's Megan Fox. You can't tell me that's not Megan Fox.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She is beautiful.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's Megan Fox, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Don't do that. That's trauma for her, man. All I'm saying is.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you mean, trauma for her? I'm saying she's beautiful. Pull up the second one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What?

[Andrew Schultz]

This the one we're building? Do

[Charlamagne Tha God]

she was an intern.

[Andrew Schultz]

She was like, zoom into that. That's not.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She's an intern.

[Andrew Schultz]

She was interned, like, right here. Yes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She looks very much older than.

[Andrew Schultz]

She's mature.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She looks mature.

[Andrew Schultz]

It is what it is. She look.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She's working in the White House.

[Andrew Schultz]

Does not look 22 at all.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, I mean, that's a different era too, though. That was the 90s, bro. Yeah. We got to admit that all ages look different. Don't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't. Don't even go down this.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's true, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know, but don't. It's not even worth going down.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Was 37.

[Andrew Schultz]

Shut up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was when he did. He was in his 30s when he did stamping his son.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Look it up. Look up how old Red Fox was when they was filming sampling his son.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Lamont was supposed. Lamont was like in his 20s, I think.

[Andrew Schultz]

But can we acknowledge that, like, beautiful woman. She's. Okay, okay. After everything she'd been through. Who did she. Now they hate women.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

Really hate women.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know.

[Andrew Schultz]

The whole. Whole. The whole thing. Like, how to even get out that her and. Wow. He's 49, Bill.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You said what?

[Andrew Schultz]

Red Fox was 49.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm 47 right now. Red Fox was 49 when he was doing Sanford and Son, bro. Yeah, changes, like changes, bro. Like when. When Jeffrey Epstein goes into the future, he's gonna be so confused.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you think he's gonna see?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's something that he is because everybody looks younger the older you get. So 20 somethings are going to look like teenagers.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, isn't that a good thing?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's going to be happy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, that's not what he wants.

[Andrew Schultz]

What?

[Chris]

Bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And I'm going to tell y' all something else, and y' all not. I'm going to tell y' all something else. This is another part of my spiritual theories. No, no, no, no, no, don't. No, listen to me. You know how. No, man. You know how on Back to the Future they needed a certain fuel to time travel.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't do it.

[Chris]

It.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I'm telling you, don't do it. That's why I think the underage thing comes in, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

What? Say what?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm dead serious.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's their fuel, the time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm telling you, there's something to it, bro, that it's deeper than we even thinking about. There's something to it. The whole eating the babies and drinking the baby blood and all of that. There's something to it that allows them to do something we don't know. I'm telling you, yo, there's something that. There's something to it that allows them to do something that we can't even fathom. Like we can't even wrap our mind around. Why they're just out here being these nasty ass pedophile, freaky motherfuckers. If you. I'm telling you, it's some type of power source or something that they're using to channel something like. I'm seeing all these stories about portals and time travel and you heard about that machine. What's that machine called? The. The Sin machine.

[Andrew Schultz]

The Hot Tub Time machine?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, man. Look at. Type in C E N machine. Taylor. I think it's sin machine.

[Andrew Schultz]

You gotta turn YouTube off a little bit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's the best it's ever been.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cern.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cern?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah. CERN machine in Switzerland. Yeah, it's a.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There you go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Particle collider.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Look up this. No, cern. Look up cern. Look up the cern.

[Andrew Schultz]

C, E, R, N. Look up the CERN Particle Collider Protocol.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They said this particle. Oh, particle. They said this opened up some type of portal, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

There it is. Don, you had it. Tell us about cern. So the Large Hadron Particle Collider in

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Switzerland is this large circle where they're

[Andrew Schultz]

basically trying to create anti matter. They're trying to harness the God particle. There's a huge statue of Shiva the

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Destroyer outside of the center. And they're been some incredibly dark things

[Andrew Schultz]

witnessed at this space. There have been some people that have caught footage of them doing something that at a minimum looks like a reenactment of a human sacrifice.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know why you would do such a thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like this all took place right in

[Charlamagne Tha God]

front of the Shiva the Destroyer statue.

[Andrew Schultz]

There have been many people that have come forward that basically said when this particle collider is turned on, it actually

[Charlamagne Tha God]

pairs the fibers of our space time

[Andrew Schultz]

and it's created kind of these parallel fibers, fractures in our timeline.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There are also people that really believe

[Andrew Schultz]

that what they're trying to do is create a portal to unleash the demons, the spirits of the Nephilim, to basically

[Charlamagne Tha God]

let them come out of the gates of hell. They're using technology, something that we would

[Andrew Schultz]

perceive physically, to actually allow a portal for something multidimensional.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's all on the road to something

[Andrew Schultz]

that we won't be able to come back from if we're not careful. The Large Hadron Collider. CERN is the world's largest, most powerful particle accelerator. 27 kilometer underground ring near Geneva. Used to study fundamental physics by smashing protons or ions at near light speed. It replicates conditions just after the Big Bang, famously discovering the Higgs Boson in 2012. And investigating dark matter. Yeah. What does that guy do with anything?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, I'm about to tell you, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, isn't that the ultimate time travel?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Conspiracy theories surrounding the CERN Particle Accelerator, specifically the Large Hadron Collider, are often alleged that the facility is creating dangerous black holes, opening portals to other dimensions, or summoning occult entities. These often sensationalized theories are largely dismissed by the scientific community, which focuses on exploring fundamental particle physics. All right. A 2016 ritual hoax video showed people in robes at CERN fueling unfounded rumors that the LHC was designed to open a portal to Hell know or another dimension. You read like that, and then you hear this about how in the Epstein files, it talks about. No. Was it. Yeah, I think it was the Epstein files or something was saying how UFOs are demons or some like that.

[Chris]

Charlotte.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes. You're scaring me, bro. This guy is on a deep. It's a deep end, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm able to listen to information and not believe it. I'm just saying he's always been.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's always been here. He's actually getting closer to reality. He was believing in ghosts and Sky Squatch, and now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, I definitely believe in ghosts.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, I know that. But I'm saying now you're just believing. And pedophiles, which we know are real and just rule the world. But this is a. This is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But we got to dig deeper. We're just saying that they're pedophiles. We're just like, oh, they're nasty. They're freaky. Like, no, there's something else to it. I believe that they are trying to harness some type of energy in their. They're either in their mind or they really are using these young underage kids for some type of energy source. Bro, it's some type of ritual going on. Bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, what are we talking about? Like, it's clearly obvious. It's clear.

[Andrew Schultz]

Obvious. I don't know about.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right, okay. Well, five years from now, I guess we got. We need some other files to come out for y' all to believe it. Five years from now, y' all will be like, damn, damn, damn.

[Andrew Schultz]

But you're just talking about, like, the rich people, though. There's regular, average people that are pedophiles.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, but they just. Nasty. I'm talking. They're Just nasty ass up motherfuckers. Yes, I am talking about you.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you're saying they just do it for the love of the game? These people are doing it because they're nasty and they have some sort of like lust for power?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, man. There's something they're using. I don't. By the way, I don't even know if the power is real. I'm just saying they're clearly participating in something.

[Andrew Schultz]

It wouldn't be the first time that the elites have participated in satanic rituals in the hopes of having some sort of superpowers. I think the Nazis did experiments like this. They were playing with the occult and doing research on the occult. Maybe you could look that up, Chris.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hold on, let me pull up this.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, this is. I think you're right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know you're right. Oh, yes. No, hold on. Where the fuck was it at? Yes, the denot. The demonic ufo. But there was something. There was some type of file that came out that said UFOs are physical spacecraft from another. From other planets, but they're really demonic manifestations.

[Andrew Schultz]

The people at the Pentagon who say it's demons. Tell them that story. Tell them about the demons. It's Halloween. Yes. In the film, one of the senior intelligence officials named Jay Stratton, he was the director of Air and Space warfare at the Defense Intelligence Agency. And then he ran the US Government's UAP task force. He tells a story about how he was trying to run this issue up the flagpole and bring attention to it at the Pentagon. At the Pentagon in a serious office space. And his superiors told him that they thought these things were demonstration and that he was doing the devil's work by looking into it. And on camera in the film he says, I can't believe these words were coming out of their mouths. He's like, I'm briefing them on an advanced aerospace vehicle that's absolutely there. It's been spotted by trained observers like our Navy fighter pilots and their $80 million airplanes that we trust them with.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's been spotted on data collection systems like satellite and radar. And this guy's telling me it's a demon. It's insane. And. And, and he's like, my mind was blown and this is something I'm dealing with inside of the government.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm just telling you this shit is spooky. I know the X Files music should be playing right about now, but everything's on the table.

[Andrew Schultz]

Isn't X Files coming back with Iron Coogler, bro? It's perfect timing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Everything's on the table but perfect. Can he really make something that's as sick as the shit we're hearing now?

[Andrew Schultz]

This. That's so. That's a great question. It's like, like the bar has been pushed so far with reality that once you get into sci fi, how much further do you need to push it?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

For it to be science fiction or you just operate in the realm of reality and now you're no longer a sci fi show. You're like, this is actually what happens. And you just. You're at the end of the spectrum. Which I think could be kind of cool. Like some of those episodes from Black Mirror are just today happening. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, here it goes. Document certain researchers and according to reports, some military officials have theorized that UFOs are fallen angels, are demonic beings. Proponents of this view mention the Collins Elite, a rumored group of U.S. intelligence officials. They believe these entities are not from other planets, but are spiritual beings. The viewpoint often stems from a Bible believing Christian worldview where UAP behavior is interpreted as spiritual deception. Everybody ain't making this up, bro. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. You want to pay some bills?

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's do it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's pay some bills.

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

Joe, you got church announcements. Hezekiah Walker. Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Show Shout out. Nashville. Man, thank you so much for selling out the shows. We'll see you in a few weeks. I'm excited.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Atlanta, baby.

[Andrew Schultz]

White Atlanta. I love that you call it White Atlanta. More shows@the address.com. peace.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I didn't even mean it like that. Why do people I.

[Andrew Schultz]

What happened.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What happened to one of my homies from Uganda, man? One of my homies from Uganda hit me up and was telling me that they were watching episode of Breakfast Club on Netflix and I said, said, oh. I said, oh, you're able to see it in Uganda? And they said, yes, of course we have Internet. I didn't mean it like. That's not. That's not how I meant it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because it's on Netflix.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

And you don't know if it was syndicated out there because.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I'm. Yeah. And I know. I know that they put us in 107 countries. The only countries we're not in is Vietnam and put your hoodie down so

[Andrew Schultz]

it's not covering the mic.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know. The only countries we weren't in were Vietnam and Korea.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, wow. Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But I also don't know if you

[Andrew Schultz]

zip your hoodie up a little bit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I also don't know if they was just. If they just. I mean, they can tell us that you don't know till you know. Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. I think he's projecting a little bit. He thinks that, you know, that's what Americans think of Africa.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's crazy. This is actually a woman. But yes, you're. You're absolutely right. Listen, 2 Chainz, man. Salute to my guy. 2 Chainz. His book, the Voice in My Head is God is out right now. Let's put the picture up right here because I forgot to bring it with me. But his new book, the Voice in My Head is God is out right Now. It is a fantastic read, man. It literally talks about instincts and intuition. And I personally believe that is something that we don't tap into enough, or at least we don't give enough credit to our instinct and intuition. I think that a lot of times we talk about setting goals and we set these goals and we Just work towards these goals. But what made you set the goal to be begin with? What was that voice in your head that said, man, I want to be a comedian, I want to be a radio personality, I want to be gay and open up a studio for podcasters, you know what I mean? Like, what was that voice?

[Andrew Schultz]

He didn't choose to be gay. He was talking about Weezy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn. God damn. Everybody started flirting at once. You heard that? God damn. But listen, the voice in my head is. God is out right now, man. Go get the. Go get it. It's a great read. Salute to everybody that came out to Barnes and Nobles Union Square this week. We had a book signing at Barnes and Noble. Union Square was sold out. Yes. You can sell out a bookstore. You sell out a bookstore, especially Barnes and Nobles Union Square. When I think it's what, three? That's that capacity. So I think 300 is capacity. You can't have more than 300. So you know, we had to turn people away. But thank you to people who, well, not turn them away, but you know, they had to do a turn to get em in, get em out. But thank you to everybody who came out. Man, go get two Chain's book. The voice in my head is God available everywhere. You buy books now?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And make sure you watch the Breakfast Club on Netflix.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Allegedly or apparently when you promote that your show is on a platform, that means you're struggling. Oh yeah, you're not supposed to do that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who said that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Even though everybody on YouTube starts their videos off by saying like, and subscribe my content.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, who said that? That.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And it doesn't even matter. But you know, it's it. Why are you looking at me like that? Taylor, stop. I'm not looking at you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm actually looking at the screen.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm just saying that apparently when you tell people to go watch your content somewhere.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When you do what you call promotion and marketing, it means you're struggling. So go watch Breakfast Club.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why make something and put it out publicly and then not tell people to watch it?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Makes no sense.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like if you don't care if people watch it, then just don't put it out publicly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's the whole point. Like, especially if you know a show,

[Andrew Schultz]

like if you're proud of it, then you should share it as much as you possibly could. Right. Nothing wrong with that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

In a show like ours that was historically on YouTube as far as the visual is concerned, if we're just putting clips on YouTube now, why wouldn't we tell people where to Go find the full video. And I also want to say.

[Andrew Schultz]

I would want to know that if I enjoyed a clip.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. And I also want to say, when you do these think pieces with no thought, and you say that the Breakfast Club is losing viewership because we're no longer on YouTube, let's have honest. Just have intellectually honest conversations. If you say. Cause, you know, everybody saw the clip of Just hilarious this week. If you say that, you know, people are upset we're no longer on YouTube, that's very accurate. There are people that are upset that we're no longer on YouTube because they

[Andrew Schultz]

have to go through one more thing to watch the show. There's an inconvenience to it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Change is hard for people. I get it. You know what I mean? So there are people who are upset.

[Andrew Schultz]

They're, like, engaging in the comments section. They like feeling like they're part of the conversation, for sure.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But when you say things like, Breakfast Club is losing viewership, you cannot.

[Andrew Schultz]

How would they know that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You can't have that conversation if you don't know what our viewership on Netflix. I need people to be smarter. That's why I salute to my guy, Art. You know, I was talking to Art and I saw Art do a video. But it's like, I told Art the same thing. It's like, when these people have these conversations about Breakfast Club losing viewership, you got to say, well, what are they doing on Netflix? What are the numbers on Netflix?

[Andrew Schultz]

Charlamagne, Let me ask you a question. Do you think a video that was made from a YouTube creator, a TikTok creator that said, hey, we don't know if the Breakfast Club is losing viewers or not because they're on Netflix, do you think that would get any views?

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You're right.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you think gets more views?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This salacious shit saying Breakfast Club is losing viewers. The negative relationship.

[Andrew Schultz]

Of course. Yeah. And that's what we're drawn to. We're drawn to negativity as human beings.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I get it. Here's the reality of the situation. You should want podcasts to win on Netflix, guys. The reason you should want podcasts to win on Netflix is because. And I don't even call them podcasts. There's a great article that came out in the New York Times this week about what exactly Netflix is doing, especially with their originals. I'm quoted in the article a couple of times, and I've said it. You know, I think that, you know, that's the Vodcast business. In order for it to be a podcast, it has to have the audio component. But that's neither here nor there. What I'm simply saying is if you are a podcaster who's doing this right now, right, you're watching this video, video on YouTube, you should be happy that it's more revenue streams opening. You should be happy that it's more people who may want to license your content. You should be happy about that. You should be happy with another revenue screen.

[Andrew Schultz]

You asking miserable people to be happy, man. And you know too much about mental health to understand that that's possible.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm trying to give them a reason to be happy.

[Andrew Schultz]

They got to be happy inside first.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because you got. It's going. It's going to come a time. Like you might be doing all of these numbers on YouTube, but you might be tired of. Of having a platform that is demonetizing your content when they want to. You might be tired of being on a platform that's suppressing your content when they want to. So you might want to say, you know what? I want to take this great content that I'm creating and do a deal with one of these streamers. You know, get some guaranteed money in my pocket for a couple of years, get introduced to a whole different audience on a whole different algorithm. Hopefully people that fuck with me, you know, come over and watch it here as well. Well. And boom, all is right with the world. That's what I. I mean, that's what I would do if I was. I would think if I was.

[Andrew Schultz]

The more people. Listen, the more people that are competing for you, the higher your price goes and the more companies that are competing for your attention.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's right.

[Andrew Schultz]

The lower their price goes. That's right. So it always benefits the creator and the consumer if there are more opportunities, if there's one place only. Like I remember this even happened with standup specials. Like, there were times where there was just one place and they could pay you whatever the fuck they wanted.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What'd you say?

[Andrew Schultz]

There was a stand up special?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Stand up.

[Andrew Schultz]

There was one place. It was Comedy Central. There's hbo, right? So one. Now you have limited amounts and they don't have to compete with prices. They just go, this is what it is. If you have it. If you have 10 different platforms that are all trying to get you and your viewers to come watch on their platform, which is what it's really about. That price is a bidding war.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That is a great example.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's your worst Earth isn't real until somebody else offers something that's right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's right. Because Netflix got into the game of standup specials. Hulu's in the game of stand up specials. Amazon puts up stand up specials.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hulu getting into the game of Netflix specials bumped everybody. Yeah, sorry, that's it. Yeah. Bumped everybody else's prices up significantly. Because it's not like Netflix doesn't want to pay you. They're gonna pay. They got money. They were gonna buy some. Was it Warner Brothers? For billions of dollars. But they don't have to pay you more than is willing to offer, right? Yeah. So it's leverage. So if Hulu is going, hey, we're going to give you this, the Netflix got to go. All right, well, we'll match that or we got to beat that. And that's the same thing with TV shows. That's the same thing with movies.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

You want to be able to shop your shit to as many different people as possible because it's just advantageous to you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. And it's weird, right? Like, I hear people talk this. This is the other crazy thing to me, like, Netflix is the number one screamer in the world. World. Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Number two. No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Number one.

[Andrew Schultz]

No. YouTube's number one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't think YouTube's considered a screamer, though. Who's not considered a screamer? Like Disney and Amazon.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, it's not like a paid streamer in that. Yeah, yeah, I hear what you're saying.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Netflix is the number one screamer that has subscribers.

[Andrew Schultz]

Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. So they got 300 million plus subscribers. I think it's like 700 plus million global views a day.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, it's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You don't just touch Ms. Netflix. And the crazy thing that's funny, the funny thing to me is, like, people will be like, like, I'm not watching Breakfast Club on Netflix. But then you constantly tweeting about the America's Next Top Model doc, you constantly tweeting about Stranger Things, you constantly tweeting about the Diddy doc, whatever the fuck it is.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what you said, though. It's like, it's. You know, change is always gonna be tricky, and people are gonna be frustrated with change, and eventually they'll adjust to it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And a lot of it is just narrative, Andrew. Somebody will get online, create a narrative, put something in somebody's head.

[Chris]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And then everybody will run with it.

[Andrew Schultz]

No way. When has that happened ever? I can't fathom that that even exists.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm just saying it happened. So now everybody's like, yeah, I agree. But I just want everybody to ask one simple question to themselves. What are the viewership numbers on Netflix? And it's not just for Breakfast Club. This is for Joe and Jada. This is for Chelsea Handler. This is for, you know, anybody that's over there. Bill Simmons. What are the numbers on Netflix?

[Andrew Schultz]

They're not gonna tell you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now, when you get the numbers on Netflix, then we can have an honest conversation on whether this is working or not. And by the way, if it don't work, I will be the first to tell y'. All. Cause I want us to win. If sometimes we gotta be the first over the hill to see what's over there, cool. But I'll be the first to tell you if it don't work. Trust me. Trust in both.

[Andrew Schultz]

Believe.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay? And I'll be yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Also, did anybody ever watch the whole breakfast club on YouTube or were the interviews chopped up?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Exactly. It was never the full show.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It was always segments like. Like, so. And even now, when you go on the breakfast club on YouTube, we. We do put up clips. You know, we put up clips on. So nothing has changed on social media.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

I would organize Breakfast Club on Netflix. I would have. I would have, like. I would have it piecemeal. And.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, Donkey Today is probably piece.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, but so for me, what I would do is, like, you click on Netflix, and it's just like, click on Breakfast Club and it's just like. You know how it has episodes and seasons?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, it does have that.

[Andrew Schultz]

But what I would break it up is like, okay, Donkey Today. And then there's all your donkey a days. Okay, interviews, and then there's all the interviews, and then there's full episodes where you could just watch the full episode. But that way, if you just want the Donkey Today, you're running that. If you want an interview from three years ago, that was fire. And you just want to watch it again, you get that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, no. But it's no back catalog on there. That's what people don't realize. Like, when you go, like, every day, daily.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's crazy. I would have bought the back catalog if I was them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You can't. How do you buy a back catalog? It's too. It's all over the place.

[Andrew Schultz]

I would have bought it anymore.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

15 years. All over YouTube. You can't do it. And that. Come on. Back catalog. Breakfast Club would be too crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but you're not getting more money for it now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, you are.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, you're getting, like, YouTube views and that kind of exactly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, you get. You're still monetizing on YouTube, but when you go there daily on Netflix, what you see is the Breakfast Club full show. Then you see Donkey of the Day, then you see the full interview. So those are the three. I love it because they, because they organize it like how to podcast.

[Andrew Schultz]

I would have just license it like they do Seinfeld or Friends or whatever. I would be like, yo, give us your whole back catalog. And we're going to give you a licensing fee for the length of the contract here. And it can also be on YouTube. But I just want you guys to get into the flow of always coming to Netflix to watch your Breakfast Club. Well, that's what I wanted. I don't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't want to say too much because I have ideas. And the last time I had an idea which I knew was going to happen, like, I knew YouTube was. Was going to. I knew and I said, there's a. There's a brilliant episode where I was like, you know what? I'm not going to say this because I don't want to give them no ideas. I knew they were going to suppress the content that went over to Netflix. It was. It's just. It just makes sense. What you mean they suppressed the content? Like the content that's still. Because we still put clips up on YouTube.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, but they're not, Not. They're not letting it all up at all.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No. And why would. Why would you.

[Andrew Schultz]

But there must be some sort of, like, what is the government body that regulates content on the airwaves? Ftc, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Get the fcc. Who. They don't give a.

[Andrew Schultz]

But there should be some fcc. Like if you're unfairly throttling content, like that's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But they've been doing that. They can do that anyway. And by the way, they're not regulated by FCC. What are we talking about? YouTube's never been regulated by the FC.

[Andrew Schultz]

They must have some sort.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, that's always been the question.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think that's television.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

None. Not for streamers, SEC's for radio and fucking TV.

[Andrew Schultz]

There wouldn't be a brilliant idiots if they were.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh my God. Oh, my God. But yes, man, go watch the Breakfast Club on Netflix. You know, listen, guys, we're doing. We're doing great. That's all I can tell you. And stay tuned for, you know, more announcements considering Breakfast Club on Netflix. Cause you know what my ultimate goal is. But baby, and just letting you know that's right around the corner.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's your ultimate goal

[Charlamagne Tha God]

to. No, man, I don't want to say.

[Andrew Schultz]

You just said, we know it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I've told y' all off air. I don't need to. I don't need to show my hands here. Yeah, I'll tell y' all when it happens, all right? But it's going to be great. Okay? It'll be great.

[Andrew Schultz]

Guys, major announcement. I got a brand new show. It's called AM Mornings. It's a live calling show. We talk about everything. Politics, culture, sports, everything in between. I want to hear from you guys at home. So just head over to AM Mornings on YouTube. That's every Sunday at 11am and then also I'm throwing another comedy show. Canceled Comedy X. That's the brand. We're throwing a show on March 16 at Barloom here in New York City, Flatiron. So if you're available, if you want to come have laughs. It's a crazy lineup, some familiar faces, and. Yeah, I'll see you there. Canceled Comedy x dot com.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What else we got? Taylor Gang.

[Andrew Schultz]

I thought this was funny.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What? More Asian hate. You know how you do, don't you do it. Leave my guy Chris alone. Because he like. She like to do that. Yo, she shot at Chris twice last week for no reason. Chris, don't bother nobody. Yeah, okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

It is fucking.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What do you mean twice? You did.

[Andrew Schultz]

Did.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, no, it was you and Andrew. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I didn't shoot at Chris.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, you did.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's Jewish. Chris, can I ask you what this is? What did the Taiwanese community think about AOC's remarks about America defending Taiwan?

[Chris]

Oh, I didn't see those remarks. What'd she say?

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, she got a lot of criticism for it and some unfair, but, like, she didn't really have a concrete answer. You know, she's like, we would do everything we could diplomatically to make sure that that didn't happen.

[Chris]

Happen.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I don't think she explicitly said America would defend Taiwan. And I'm just wondering how your. Your people feel about it. She was kind of fenced.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You want to hear it?

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's let Chris hear.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's let Chris hear it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Would and should the US Actually commit US Troops to defend Taiwan if China were to move?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know, I think that this is

[Andrew Schultz]

such a. I think that. This is, of course, a very longstanding policy of the United States. And I think what we are hoping for is that we want to make sure that we never get to that

[Charlamagne Tha God]

point, and we want to make sure

[Andrew Schultz]

that we are moving in all of our economic research and our global positions to avoid any such confrontation. And for that question to even arise.

[Chris]

It's not the strongest statement I've ever heard. But listen, I mean, I'm. Well, you guys have now had me convinced I'm Taiwanese, so I'll keep going on with that thought.

[Andrew Schultz]

But your wife's fam. Your wife is Taiwanese.

[Chris]

I have a vested interest.

[Andrew Schultz]

You frequent Taiwan a lot.

[Chris]

I'm a frequent visitor to Taiwan. I have a lot tied up in Taiwan. The idea of Taiwan being overtaken by mainland China would be painful for me, for sure. I think I was talking to Charlemagne this weekend about it. I would also be a hypocrite. The same way that you see Iranian Americans all of a sudden, essentially, let's say progressive Iranian Americans who are here because of democracy and are here because of freedom, suddenly jumping in bed with Trump and cheering what he's doing. I would very much be the same sort of hypocrisy. A career where, if, you know, a Republican conservative type suddenly was the last defender of Taiwan. Suddenly. There's a saying, politics makes strange bedfellows. Right. This would. This would be an example of that. Having said all that, I don't think there's going to be a ton of support for Taiwan if that situation takes place. I don't. I mean, there's not a ton of support. You can't compare it to what's happening in Iran in terms of the US's relationship to the two countries. But I think the one message you're hearing throughout this from both sides pretty loud and clear is we don't want this country getting involved in this stuff. Right. We got problems here that need to address that would bode very poorly. But I will say this the same way. I think, unfortunately, we might learn going into a country like Iran, which is filled with mountains and 92 million people, is not going to be Venezuela.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, not at all.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're not going to.

[Chris]

Taiwan is not going to be Venezuela for China in this case.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, whoa.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is a take I haven't heard.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Go. I'm going to be.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. What do you mean?

[Chris]

Meaning this idea that, like China, I

[Charlamagne Tha God]

mean, Taiwan is hypothetical wars when it's real ones going on. I'm saying it's almost.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's almost more calming to do it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right, go ahead.

[Chris]

I'm just saying Taiwan's a small country comparatively to China. Right. China has all the advantages in terms of military and arms and what have you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Chris]

With all that Being said, if they invade Taiwan, it is going to be brutal street fighting, block by block.

[Andrew Schultz]

You think the Taiwanese people will defend it to the death.

[Chris]

My wife's cousin is a very successful executive on an international level. Has everything to lose. He's very matter of factly told me, like, oh, if they invade, I will be out in the street with a fucking stick if I have to. Like, we're gonna get killed out there. We're not gonna lay down.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn.

[Chris]

And you know how Iranians feel about it is probably a little more split. Taiwan's fairly split too.

[Andrew Schultz]

Interesting, right?

[Chris]

I mean, because you gotta remember there's a significant portion of the population from Taiwan whose. A generation ago, they did immigrate from China in 1940. They were the nationalists who got chased out. No, no, the opposite.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm sorry, the Mao opposition.

[Chris]

Chiang Kai Shek, they were chased out by Mao. Right. So to those people, the idea of being part of China might not be the worst thing in the world. They see themselves as Chinese. To people like my wife's family who have been in Taiwan for four or 500 years.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, that's interesting, right? Oh, that's very.

[Chris]

People want a history of Taiwan. You can skip ahead if you're not into this shit. We'll mark it. But Taiwan as an island is inhabited by people who are essentially Samoans.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's my ignorance. I assumed that it was inhabited by the Mao opposition. I didn't realize that it was a country that existed with its own indigenous population. And then the Maoist opposition came.

[Chris]

No, that's not what. What happened. There's an indigenous population. Maybe not Samoans, but Pacific Islanders.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

Around the 17th century, Chinese pirates start using the coast of Taiwan as a base to raid mainland China. Then people start setting up sugar cane plantations on Taiwan. And you have a wave of immigrants from mainland southern China who come to Taiwan and they slowly begin to populate it, but they live essentially in peace with the indigenous population. And this is for about 400 years.

[Andrew Schultz]

It.

[Chris]

There's a period when the Portuguese kind of take over, but for the most part, the mainland Chinese are in control alongside an indigenous population. The Japanese coming in about 1850. No, 1880, maybe. They kind of leave the Chinese population alone, but they target the indigenous population. They. Taiwan has a huge mountain range which runs the spine of the country. It's very dense, it's very difficult to traverse. They chase the indigenous into the mountains and slowly kind of hunt them down and almost wipe them off the island. This is, you know, turn of the last Century.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

So now you have essentially a Chinese and ethnically Chinese population that's controlled by a colonial Japanese force until 1948, when the Japanese lose World War II, have to evacuate Taiwan. And now you have the nationals who've been fighting Mao in mainland China.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They're driven.

[Chris]

They escape. They flee to Taiwan, and they claim that's China, which obviously it's not. And now you have a divided ethnically Chinese population where there's people. My sister is married to a Taiwanese American guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Guy.

[Chris]

Also, his parents immigrated from China in 1948. We call them Taiwanese. They see themselves as Chinese. Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because they're ethnically Chinese.

[Chris]

Everyone's ethnically Chinese. It's just.

[Andrew Schultz]

Except your wife's family, which is ethnically Taiwanese.

[Chris]

But ethnically Taiwanese is still ethnically Chinese.

[Andrew Schultz]

But you said that there was an indigenous population that was chased into the mountains.

[Chris]

Right. And there's some intermarriage. Like she's partially indigenous, but.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right.

[Chris]

The example would be like, we all came from, let's say, Britain to an extent. Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris]

There are people who came at one period, and then there's another wave who come 300 years later. They all have the same common cultural roots.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Chris]

They don't see each other as the same.

[Andrew Schultz]

Interesting.

[Chris]

So now you have a country that's split between two parties, and part of those people see themselves as Taiwanese and feel they have nothing to do whatever with mainland China.

[Andrew Schultz]

Part of see themselves as Chinese, and they're fine with.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Chris, you're never disenthused about Jewish conversations?

[Chris]

We can talk.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Dude never given us. Has he ever given us any breakdown like this about Israel ever? Ever? That was amazing. I'm not going to l. That I didn't know any of that. And I'm also thinking to myself, and I hate to say it, I feel like Chinese going into Taiwan is inevitable because of the state of the world. When you look at Russia, things are happening that you've never thought you'd see before.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Russia going into Ukraine, America going after Iran. Why wouldn't China go into Taiwan?

[Chris]

They're not a great army, historically.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay. Okay.

[Chris]

I mean, you know, knock on wood. They really would prefer to strangle you economically than invade. That's kind of their M.O.

[Andrew Schultz]

yeah, they're not a expansionist.

[Chris]

Well, they do. I mean, they've expanded throughout Vietnam and all throughout Southeast Asia, Malaysia, and all these places, but they do it by sending waves of immigrants who populate and take over the government.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Chris]

They don't love to send in armies. Their armies don't fight so well. Taiwan is, I think, the most densely populated country in the world. Could be like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So is that the only way for them to take over Taiwan?

[Chris]

Well, they tried to take it over. Ironically, the Komitong, which is the group that fled Mao after World War II, is now the pro mainland China party in Taiwan. They've lost power, but the sense was as long as they had power, they would slowly reintegrate themselves. It's sort of similar to what you've seen in Taiwan in Hong Kong.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hong Kong, yeah.

[Chris]

Where they've just kind of taken over Hong Kong, and now Hong Kong is no longer an independent country. The problem is you've had generations. Even if you see yourself as connected to mainland China culturally, you've had several generations who are free in terms of democracy and free. Free in terms of expression, economic opportunity in a way that you don't get in mainland China. And are those.

[Andrew Schultz]

Are they willing to sacrifice that?

[Chris]

And that's the big question.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How bad? That was great. We got to save that for when China invades Taiwan.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh.

[Chris]

Because when it happens now, the same way all of a sudden, now we're all Iranian experts, but.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, but you're different, Chris.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're fans.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. Like, you go there all the time.

[Andrew Schultz]

You go there every year.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I would listen to you before I listen to anybody. Well, not anybody, but most people.

[Chris]

Hopefully, my services will not be required.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Exactly. How bad is Iran gonna get?

[Chris]

I think very bad.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Me too.

[Chris]

Unless they just back up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think America thought this was gonna be the usual tit for tat. You know, we hit you, you hit us back. Okay, cool week, come back to the table, blah, blah, blah. Not this time. Not this time. And it feels like Iran is going to let America punch itself out, basically. Did you see this?

[Chris]

I said to someone the other day, this might be the greatest rope, a dope of all time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn. Explain, Chris, because you'll do it better than me. Did you see the theory about how the US could run low on weapons for its assault on Iran because it just cost us more?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is Afghanistan with the Russians again, Right.

[Chris]

They punch themselves out.

[Andrew Schultz]

So, like, in. In when? So somebody told me that, like, Afghanistan was the Russians. Vietnam.

[Chris]

I can see that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right. So basically, the Russians are, like, sending these, like, you know, military helicopters to go fight a war with people who are, like, literally hiding in caves. And then I think the Americans were arming them with rocket launchers that could take out these helicopters. And each helicopter cost $20 million, and each rocket launcher cost. Cost, you know, 10,000 bucks. So if you just do the math, eventually you're like, okay, this is no longer worth it. And I think that's the situation where people are presenting for Iran, which is like, if it costs a million bucks, every time we shoot down one of these drones is 20,000 bucks. Yeah, you do the math. As long as they can keep making drones or keep launching them, it's just going to be too costly. Will we run out of missiles? I don't know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But Iran ain't even got to the good yet, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

So they say the question is, is do have we limited their capacity to launch it?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I thought we did that last summer.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh yeah, but I thought we did that last summer. So when the war starts, the first casualty is the truth.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

God damn.

[Andrew Schultz]

So this, you can't believe anything you see.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's like, okay, there's so many things that you can point to to say that pisses you off about this situation, right? Shows you were a big anti war guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Huge, Huge.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Right? My biggest issue, I'm not gonna say biggest, but the problem I have is I don't want American government and American elected officials beholden to anybody but the American people. I don't care if it's Putin and Russia, I don't care if it's Bibi and Israel. I don't want us doing the bidding of anybody except for the. I don't want the American government doing the bidding of anybody except for the American people.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I think that's the thing here that the American people are trying to understand. They're like, how is this beneficial to us? Right? Like, and you hear the people trying to put out the, the propaganda, which is they've chanted death to America and it's just like, yeah, I don't want no country should be chanting Death to America, by the way. Okay? We don't want that. We're not pro that. Right? But like, oh, they're gonna have nuclear weapons. The reality is, is like, you could tell me all these, these statistics and facts, but if the American people themselves, if we do not have an existential threat from the country of Iran, it's going to be very hard to get, get some support for a war against them. And I don't know if the average American is walking around afraid of Iran. Do you guys think that that exists here in America?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How did they reboot a screen for

[Chris]

a war, but only not in a like conventional army sense? I mean, I'm afraid of any country or anybody that could unleash individual terrorists against the country.

[Andrew Schultz]

Of course. But I think Americans are afraid that they're not going to be able to afford health care. I think Americans are afraid they're not going to be able to buy a house. I think Americans are afraid that they're not going to be able to continue working at their job because it's gonna be replaced by AI. So if you wanna hear about a government spending hundreds of billions of dollars, you would hope that those hundreds of billions of dollars are going to work on those fears that America have, not this existential threat that you still have.

[Chris]

Low on our list. Yes, but let's address the elephant in the room. Very high on somebody else's list.

[Andrew Schultz]

Absolutely right. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So say the person's name.

[Andrew Schultz]

The.

[Chris]

The great nation of Israel. And I think we're at a very dangerous moment, especially for Jews in America, because.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Chris, say that you're Jewish. Just for people who.

[Chris]

Just for those who don't know, I am a Jew. Jewish support in America, or I should say America's support for Israel has always just been like a gift given. Right. For the last 50 years, it's just been sort of accepted. We're always gonna. They're gonna be our closest ally in the region, arguably one of our closest allies across the world, period. I don't know if it's ever fully been under a microscope. Right. It is under a fucking microscope right now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And

[Chris]

I think I might have said to you, like, I think they're out over their skis the moment, and I want to be very careful in the phrasing. This isn't about Jews specifically in America. It's not even necessarily about the state of Israel. It is very specifically about the Netanu government, which is a very aggressive government, which is a right wing government that's been corrupted and was frankly on its way out before October 7th with the possibility that he would have wound up in jail.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why does nobody talk about.

[Chris]

It's a very real situation.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm like, why is nobody talking about it? I knew that already.

[Chris]

And I get that you got a dangerous situation where in my opinion, you have two leaders with nothing to lose who might potentially be facing jail or some sort of repercussion for how they're moving. And that's a dangerous combo. They're gonna make moves that I don't think a whole lot of other people would have made, and you don't know what to believe because the story was last summer. I think it was, hey, we bombed their shit. That was crazy. At the moment, we've sent this incredible bunker.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We obliterated their nuclear capabilities. It's over.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can we talk about that for a moment? Because there was an interesting thing that happened back then. We obliterated their nuclear capabilities, supposedly, which they were very easily got them back up and running within weeks. And now they're weeks away from another nuclear bomb. Okay, whatever. They did a retaliatory attack. Do you guys remember that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

They attacked a base. Where was it?

[Chris]

In somewhere in the middle. It was light, appropriately light.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It was a tit for tat.

[Andrew Schultz]

But what was interesting is after that there was no further retaliation.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what they thought this was going to be. I really believe that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, I'm curious your thoughts on it then, because what I thought about that moment was I thought that basically the US let them save face. Right? They're like, yo, we're going to take out your nuclear capabilities.

[Chris]

Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Right. You're saying, death to America. We're worried about you nuking us. Who knows if that's even real? Maybe it's Israel's worried about them nuking them and we're doing it for them. But they go and attack us. They let us know before the attack happens and then we let them save face. And then it's just. And I looked at that and I go, oh, wow, maybe we don't want to go to war with Iran on maybe that maybe we are going to prioritize not having boots on the ground in a foreign country and trying to bomb them into regime change, which has never happened in the history of the world.

[Chris]

Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Maybe. And then this happens and it's like,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

all right, it don't even make no sense. I mean, the thing I hate the most is how Americans get screwed. I mean, number one, of course, you

[Andrew Schultz]

know, can I say one thing real quick because I hear all these people saying justifications for it online. They're like, like, well, the, you know, what is it called? Iran state sponsored terror has killed a thousand Americans over the last whatever years. Iran state sponsored terror have tried to kill President Trump and oppressing the people in the oppressive. But like, what I don't understand is all these things happened before when we struck the nuclear facility, right? What has changed between then and now?

[Chris]

I can tell you what changed.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, but do you understand what I'm saying? It's like all of a sudden this propaganda is coming out where like, we had to do this because of what they've done.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, I will say there have been a lot of people who have always been speaking out for the people of Iran and have actually been screaming and begging for America to intervene.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's be very clear.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And get rid of the leadership in Iran.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't think there's. Again, I can't speak for all Americans, but I doubt there's anybody in America that doesn't want the people of Iran to be liberated from an incredibly oppressive regime. The question is, is it worth. Worth thousands and thousands of American lives and hundreds of billions of American taxpayer dollars to do it?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. And I just think it's wild when I hear. I think it's wild when I hear people who say. Who are in support of the Iranian people and they say, I want them to get a taste of the democracy that we've experienced here in America. Sure. But can we also acknowledge that our democracy here in America is looking very shaky right now?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. You don't want this version? No, there's a better version of this. It's better than what you got now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The guy you're cheering to do it is literally threatening our democracy.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I guess here, what I, what I said is I wouldn't be critical of a person who is Persian, right, Who, like, wants to see their family liberated. Like, my criticism, not of you, I completely get that. I understand that. The question then is like, I also don't begrudge any American that's like, why the fuck are we doing this when I can't even afford to buy a house? How do we all of a sudden have hundreds of billions of dollars for this war that I don't even understand how it benefits us at all? And I don't feel any existential threat from this country.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's the basic thing, right? The basic thing is, like, Tupac got money for war, but can't feed the poor. But then you got the fact that there was no plan. Like, there wasn't even no plan for the Iranian people. We're going to get these leaders out and then, you know, the people will take over. What does that even mean, number one? Number two, what about all of these people stuck in all of these countries? That's how you know it wasn't no plan. That's how you know none of this was really, truly premeditated. This is some spur in a moment shit. Cuz why wouldn't they get our people out of Israel and Dubai?

[Andrew Schultz]

Because, look, so real quick, Chris, so what is so the. What has changed, right? Because this is the, this is the stuff that I hear people that are supportive of this saying, right? They're like, they tried to kill Trump. Right. Which you should never try to attempt to to assassinate a leader of the United States of America, any foreign country.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Did he give an example of how, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

Again, this is. I'm going off of, like, what they're. I don't want to call it propaganda, but let's just. Whatever, let's. The war propaganda. So all the things that they're saying existed before we took out the nuclear physicians facility. What has changed from then till now that we need to do this cash transfer?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, I'm just on the table,

[Andrew Schultz]

but is it a fair. Is it a fair question that I'm asking? Like, it was. So this is the.

[Chris]

This is the most, like, the brightest version I can paint of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Iran is at a historically weak moment in that it's. Remember, they're Shiite Muslims, they're not Sunni Muslims. They're the minority parties in the Muslim world. So they essentially only have but so many allies to start with. Syria was a very close major ally. Iran supports Hamas, Hezbollah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, no, there's no.

[Chris]

Those guys are all. Syria's over. Hamas is essentially destroyed. Hezbollah is like, barely there. This was the moment where, if you were a country that saw Iran as an existential threat, this is the moment to make your move. They're never probably gonna be this weak again. The problem is the country who sees that is Israel. So what has happened between the relationship with Israel and America that suddenly we felt obliged to move with them? Because essentially we're their sponsors, we give them their military budget, we pour billions of dollars into them. We should be calling the shot in every situation. There's a famous moment, I think it was with Clinton, like when he was talking to Netanu and I think Netanyahuanu, oh, no, it was Sharon. But one of the presidents was trying to boss him out. He's like, who's the fucking superpower here? We're the superpower. We're calling the shots. We don't seem to be calling the shots at the moment. And. And the problem is, I would even welcome some bullshit messaging where they make a case.

[Andrew Schultz]

They don't lie us.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They aren't giving us anything. They didn't even try with this one. They didn't even try with the propaganda.

[Chris]

Bush went through the whole yellow cake

[Andrew Schultz]

and hole and pals and all that. No, they don't. They go, venezuela got oil, we're taking it. Greenland got rare earths, we're taking it. And now with Iran, they don't even have a thing that we're taking. Right. Like, they don't even say, hey, we're going to run we got the.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We don't even get a trailer, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't even know what to get a trailer.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Just drop the movie and expect us to go see it, bro. Like, the day of.

[Chris]

Like, they didn't even warm us. Warm us up a little bit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Warm us up a little bit.

[Andrew Schultz]

World War II, the king of England came here eating hot dogs, right? Like, they had to. They had to find a way to get American support into shit. And I think now with the way that, like, information is disseminated, it's, like, democratized, so, like, people can say something. Stuff. So you don't have every single news program just spouting the same bullshit right now. They can't exactly lie us in.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Or they made Colin Powell go explain his case in front of the UN, Right? He had to go. They sold it. I think I read a statistic that said 70% of all people during that time literally believed Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. 30%, I think. I don't know if this is their exact number, but it's around the right. 30% thought it was some complete bullshit. Right Now I saw numbers that say it's the complete opposite.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

30% are like, believe it. And 70 are like, what the is this?

[Andrew Schultz]

And also, let's stop being frivolous with American lives. Four Americans have died, man. Right? Four Americans.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That we know of. That.

[Andrew Schultz]

That we know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I have no reason to believe that that number is only four people.

[Andrew Schultz]

Fair. I think that they. Whatever. It doesn't matter. I wouldn't. I think it might be up to six now, or maybe it's six after. Okay? But my point is, like, zero American lives should be taken if you don't have an excuse for us to even go do this. Like, not a single American should be dead if you're not even willing to give us a reason why we should be going to do this.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And if the. And if the whole world.

[Andrew Schultz]

How disrespectful is that to Americans, the people that not only put in a bill for this, but also risking their lives for us that you don't even give us the dignity of an excuse

[Charlamagne Tha God]

to go do it. And what's so sad is when the whole.

[Andrew Schultz]

All of y' all gotta get out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What's sad is when the whole world and Americans are looking at the situation, and we know the reason. Because you're beholden to Bibi Netanyahu. We don't know why. We don't know if it's because you're getting paid. Allegedly. We don't know if you're we just know you're compromised in some way. And I'll say it again, I don't want any American elected official being beholden to anybody but the American.

[Andrew Schultz]

The American people.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, I don't give a fuck who it is.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what? I think Iran took away the excuse that the US Was going to use because during the protest. Oh, sorry. During the protest in December and January, Trump was talking like, hey, if you don't stop killing protesters, we are going to come and, like, defend them. Like, we are going to get involved. And we already started sending a lot of those. The boats. What are the military boats? We started sending them complete there. Yeah. During that time. And then Iran all of a sudden just stopped killing protesters. So it took away the excuse we were probably going to use to attack. I don't know if that's true. They killed thousands of protesters. No, no, but he said that Trump was like, no, no, no. I'm talking about. This was during. While they were killing him. Oh, it happened in December and January, and then they stopped killing protesters. I don't know if they stopped doing it because Trump said it or they stopped it because they killed enough that it thwarted the protest. That's what I think. I think the protest is still going on and people, people were requesting that America come and liberate them. Right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's. Let's play this and then go to asking, idiots, man. This is. This has been about Israel's regional. This is Jeffrey Sachs, the American economist. Listen to this.

[Andrew Schultz]

This has never been about nuclear weapons. This has been about Israel, Israel's regional hegemony in the Middle East. Israel wants to topple the Iranian regime, period. It has said so. This is not a mystery. This is not my claim. This is Israeli policy repeated year in, year out. The whole idea that Trump is negotiating

[Charlamagne Tha God]

to prevent Iran from getting a nuclear

[Andrew Schultz]

weapon, Duh, that was negotiating. Trump ripped it up. The Iranians have come back every year to say, we don't want a nuclear weapon. We want negotiations. The United States does not accept yes for an answer because it works for the government of Israel. This is the point. Why does it work for the government of Israel? It's a little hard to understand. Maybe because it's of Mike Huckleby's parishioner, because of people who read the Bible and say, okay, that's our foreign policy. That's possible. It may be because of what's in the Epstein files that haven't been released. It may be blackmail, it may be corruption, it may be many other things. But it is not about America's interests. We have no interest whatsoever in going to a war with Iran right now. If there is such a war. It's a war war because Israel has told the United States what to do. And that raises a question. Why has the United States done what Israel has told the United States to

[Charlamagne Tha God]

do for 30 years?

[Andrew Schultz]

And I don't just mean about Iran. I mean across the Middle east,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

acquiring minds. Want to know, guys?

[Andrew Schultz]

So I said this, like, jokingly, but kind of serious. On flagrant. America should annex. Annex Israel the same way. Like, we want to take over Greenland and just take all of Venezuela's resources. Like, if they had to start paying taxes and we got.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But see, I agree with Chris. I don't think you should punish the whole state of Israel because of having a madman in charge.

[Andrew Schultz]

But why would that be punishment?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It'd be part of it. I don't even know what annex means.

[Andrew Schultz]

It sounds like what he wants to do to Greenland. Right. It's a punishment because it would go against what the desire for having your own nation state is. That's why they would see it as a punishment.

[Chris]

Well, it would also keep us literally, physically vested in, like, the most volatile place on the earth. We're doing it already, but we don't need to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And ask y' all a question.

[Andrew Schultz]

But that's the thing with.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We're gonna do it. We would get something out of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You may ask us this.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Does Israel need regime change, Chris?

[Chris]

Oh, yeah. 100%.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay.

[Chris]

Yeah. Netanu is taking them to the brink right now, and I don't know, they probably see it differently. I understand. If you lived in Israel. My cousin lives in Israel. His family lives in Israel. I'm sure they are legitimately afraid of the threat of Iran. I get all that.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's also reasonable for them to be afraid.

[Chris]

It's not unreasonable.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But

[Chris]

even, like what Sachs was saying, like, the diplomatic attempt to solve this, this is when Trump hires or assigns unqualified people to important jobs just because they're yes men. We're seeing the results of that right now. Who are the special envoys? Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but right now, you're bailing out Trump. Kind of. It's like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know, but I'm just.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's ultimately.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't think so. But my point is, these are real estate guys.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, I know, I know. I guess what I'm saying is, like, ultimately, he's the responsible party for the decision.

[Chris]

Oh, I'm just showing you how incompetent he is because he doesn't care about putting the best people. I'm not saying a seasoned 50 year veteran of these conversations might have landed us in a different place, but when you literally send in your real estate buddies into the most volatile place of

[Andrew Schultz]

the world and American lives are at stake.

[Chris]

With American.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like six Americans died, bro. Like, this is what I think we've.

[Chris]

Pete Hegseth.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We've.

[Andrew Schultz]

We've.

[Chris]

He's a Fox News guy, man. He shouldn't be the Secretary of War. Why isn't this shit working, guys?

[Andrew Schultz]

I think we've. We've become desensitized to the amount of deaths in war. Right? Like we hear these staggering numbers coming out of Gaza, staggering numbers coming out of Ukraine, Russia.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's like we're thinking about the girls in Iran. What is it? 151 girls got killed.

[Andrew Schultz]

167 girls.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

67 girls. Like, we just, like, just think about that. You're done. You got daughters. We got kids. They're in school. Just think about that.

[Andrew Schultz]

So this is the argument that people make why you can't bomb people. People into regime change. Bombing people is going to actually unite them against the party. Bombing them. Yeah.

[Chris]

By the way, they're going to rally.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Oh, by the way.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

For generation. Not just for the moment, for generations. Murder Inc. Versus 50 Cent, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's up.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

For generations, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's do some asking. Idiots. Taylor Gang. Taylor Gang. Gang. Got to get home to Lil Punch. Lil P called me this morning. Nine months old, already using the phone. Like, yo, make sure mommy get home at a reasonable time. He said before 7:30.

[Andrew Schultz]

So I think calm down because he's teething and the baby.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He told me that. He said that this morning. Now he did. He was like, yo, I'm over here. I said, what's wrong, man? He's like, ah, I'm over here teething. I said, damn, that's crazy. You tried to put some liquor on his gums last night. He wasn't having it. Is that true?

[Chris]

What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What you mean? What you mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

So funny how much you just tuned you out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hold on. All right. Asking idiots, man. Brian underscore Rolia710 Best stereotype that you believe or can prove that is real on any race. Oh, man, it's so many. I always say it's not a stereotype if it's true. I actually don't go out of my way to look for stereotypes, but when I see them, I understand, you know what I mean? I told y' all the other Day I was, I went off the. I was going down the. I got off the highway. I was going down the one way. You know, you know you get off the highway and it's like the yield sign and so you're going off the one way. There was a car coming the other direction. I had to like slow down a little bit and the car was going the other direction and then the car backed up in the middle of the median to drive back out on the road.

[Andrew Schultz]

Woman.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What else?

[Andrew Schultz]

Asian.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's not a stereotype if it's true. That's literally what I think in my mind. I think that I thought in my mind as soon as I saw it, I said, it's not a stereotype if it's true. Yo.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn, Chris. Well, so now what you gonna do now? Chris? Getting it today. I'm just telling you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I told y' all the story already.

[Chris]

Anybody, Anybody here been to Asia?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, No, I never been Asia.

[Chris]

Where you been in Asia?

[Andrew Schultz]

I've been to Singapore. I've been to Malaysia.

[Chris]

I've been in Singapore. The driving is impeccable, but it's self driving cars.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Aren't the cars driving themselves?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, it's the. I don't know. I kind of think Asians are like pluribus. Like they communicate. This is so stupid. All on one brain. So like when they're just with each other, they drive perfectly.

[Chris]

Kind of what I was going for.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh.

[Chris]

So yeah, it's like brings out bad driving.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Chris]

When you're in your home country and there's a understood set of rules and everyone's on the same page.

[Andrew Schultz]

The driving is when you're in the Middle East. It's insane. The driving like you or even now you go to when I was in Africa, Egypt. Insane. Insane. The driving. They don't even like abide by the street lanes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's.

[Andrew Schultz]

Everybody's honking, whatever, but it's this beautiful chaos and it kind of works.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Maybe that's what makes them the best drivers. That's why they come here. And it's Uber. Right. So maybe they get the experience. That's like the Division 1 sec school that you're going to learn how to be a football player.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Colonization is another stereotype.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Colonization.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like white people. Yeah, that we like to do that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, it's been going down the last couple of years.

[Andrew Schultz]

White people colonizing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, yeah. Yes, sir.

[Andrew Schultz]

I feel like it's more non white people moving into America.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about going to take up.

[Chris]

Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, isn't it. Isn't it? If you go on the Internet, people kind of think we're being colonized.

[Chris]

Every culture colonizes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah. But unless you broke and whack. What? I'm just saying, like, if you. If you're. If you're. Your history, if your culture hadn't colonized at all at any point in time, you were just bums or good people. Nah, ain't no good. Ain't no good people.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Out of here.

[Andrew Schultz]

Out of here. Ain't no good.

[Chris]

Absolutely. You went through a list. There's, from what I can tell, unscientifically, only one group of people who've never colonized another group of people.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, who's that? Chris? This is good.

[Chris]

I would call them Eskimos. I think there's another name you're supposed to use now. I don't know. No, I'm serious.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cold people.

[Chris]

And I think it's environmental.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, you got to keep it real

[Chris]

simple when you're living in the order, you don't have the ability of time. Everybody else is a colonizer. Eskimos, they're not guilty.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I've never met an Eskimo. Yo. Neither of you. Neither have you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I met Eskimo.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Get the out of here. Where at?

[Andrew Schultz]

I was in Alaska.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Really?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How are they?

[Andrew Schultz]

It's all Mexican. Really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. I don't know why I thought they were short. N. Do they really do the Eskimo kiss?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Really?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris]

You guys are Inuit. That's the word.

[Andrew Schultz]

Inuit. Inuit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why you calling them that, bro? You did not have to call him the nword, Chris. That's crazy. See?

[Andrew Schultz]

Stereotype true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Using the N word. Say Quay. Mercore. What's something you did that was ridiculous, but it bought you a lot of joy, this podcast. Yeah. Every week we risk it all 100%. I mean, we've been risking it all every week for 13 years.

[Andrew Schultz]

Isn't that crazy?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But it brings so much joy.

[Andrew Schultz]

But isn't that crazy? For 13 years, we come here, we just. We say, that is way too wild for how known we are and how much we have to lose.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And forget we record it, forget we on video. It's too much.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why do we do this to ourselves? It's awesome, but we are. It's like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's too much, guys. Yeah, it's too much. This. It's actually ridiculous. But it brings so much joy. My week don't go the same. I know I gotta come in here. Just. That's it. Let me just dump. Let me just put the dump. I just want to dump. Let me put it out there, guys. Get it out.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what I mean?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And we're still on YouTube, so you can leave comments and talk, you know what I mean? We're the ones that should actually go to Netflix, you know what I'm saying? We should actually go to Netflix so y' all can shut the fuck up. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Kind of.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Right? We're not going to do that. We go. That's part of it. That's also what makes it ridiculous. We come here every week, risk it all, and then let these people have an opinion. Opinion on it.

[Andrew Schultz]

We doing too much. Oh, how much are we doing too much? How much are we doing?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Too much, too much, too much, too much.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Major Catri says, what is something or someone you have seen that does not get enough credit? Oh, so many. I mean, what do you. Where do you begin? Like, you got to give me industry. You got to break it down. Like, man, there's a lot of people I think don't get enough credit.

[Chris]

The.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

One of the most recent, I think Reverend Jesse Jackson is a person who didn't get enough credit. I think that people had a perception, especially a lot of black people had a perception of him that I don't. I don't think was true or fair. And, you know, that's why I've liked a lot of the. The audio that has come out from the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan, where he. He's just basically telling you, watch your mouth about Jesse Jackson. You know what I'm saying? And, like, you know, they had their differences, but they were brothers. But he's like, yo, watch your mouth about Jesse Jackson, because you simply have not done as much as him when it comes to the advancement of black people. Like, watch your fuck. And he literally. He's literally like. I mean, of course he don't say, watch your fucking mouth, but that's what he's essentially saying, watch your mouth. So I think he's somebody that doesn't get enough credit. Another person that I don't think get enough credit. Credit. Told y' all last week. Sheik Luch. God damn it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, shout out Sheik, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay. Sheik Luch don't get enough credit.

[Andrew Schultz]

Give him his flowers.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Sheik. Sheik Luch has had some of the most classic verses on some of the most classic records.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was hating. I was hating.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Big hating.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was hating Big hating.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And, man, man, I'll stand on this. You can go back and listen to some of them old locks freestyle, you know, like, you'll see with the locks and Biggie, go listen to the locks over Cream. Yo, Sheik was smoking shit. Smoking shit, bro. So shout out to Sheik. What about you? What's something of someone you have seen that does not get enough credit?

[Andrew Schultz]

Those hookers that handled Stephen Hawking on Epstein's Island.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't believe that. I don't believe that somebody saw many pictures. I don't believe that there's pick. I don't believe those pictures are real. The were they doing to Stephen Hawkins.

[Andrew Schultz]

You believe all those conspiracies, but. But you don't believe that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, nah, bro. Nah, cuz. There's too many questions that need to be answered, bro.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Did Stephen. Did ste. He's alive, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, he died. Does his. Did his dick work?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. How do we know they know there was two them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I need to talk to them.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, you know where.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know he right? What?

[Andrew Schultz]

You guy loves black holes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This guy, man. You should get paid to do this, bro. This guy, man. This guy, man. Oscar, be savage on him. You're right, man. That was ridiculous. As always. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're brilliant, you think we're. Hold on, man. Hold on. Hold on, man.

[Chris]

Come on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

As always.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on, bro. We outside, we're smart.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.