Backshots 4 The World (Ft. Akaash & Mark Gagnon)

Summary

The Brilliant Idiots – "Backshots 4 The World"

August 29, 2025
Guests: Akaash Singh, Mark Gagnon, Alex Media

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Episode Overview

In this hilarious and wide-ranging episode, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz welcome Akaash Singh and Mark Gagnon for a crossover-style podcast, bringing Flagrant's irreverent energy into The Brilliant Idiots studio. The crew dives into recent hip hop headlines (Drake rumors, Kendrick battle fallout), social commentary, childhood nostalgia, and plenty of outrageous hypotheticals—culminating in a memorable debate on the morality of taking a “backshot to end world hunger.” Packed with jokes, spicy takes, and poignant moments, this episode is a true showcase of the Idiots' signature blend of idiocy and brilliance.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Drake's Rumored Family Court Appearance & Kendrick Beef Fallout

[00:29–09:37]

• The group discusses rumors that Drake was seen in Canadian family court, with speculation about a secret second child (“hiding a daughter”).
• Charlamagne and Akaash dismiss the rumors, arguing that “hiding the child” is old news since Pusha T already used it in battle.
• Debate shifts to whether Drake has “fallen off” post-Kendrick beef.
  • Mark: “Is he in the news? Sure. But…the news isn’t like he looks cool” [05:43]
  • Schulz: “He’s still relevant as fuck...but he’s less hot.” [09:13]
  • Charlamagne’s analogy: “It’s like he got beat up, woke up, looked in the mirror, and started swinging on himself.” [09:35]

2. Hip Hop Collectibles & Drake’s Death Row Chain

[03:03–04:18]

• Suge Knight’s comments (alleged on another podcast) that Drake’s Death Row chain is fake—discussion about authenticity, chain culture, and Drake as a hip hop memorabilia collector.
  • Charlamagne: “He makes headlines. What am I supposed to say? … He does shit like this and it comes up.” [04:28]
  • Schulz: “He always stays in the headlines. It is brilliant.” [04:37]

3. Hip Hop Beef Patterns: Why Can’t Drake Move On?

[06:31–09:37]

• The group compares Drake’s post-Kendrick reactions to classic beefs: Jay vs. Nas, LL Cool J vs. Canibus, 50 vs. Ja Rule.
  • Charlamagne: “Drake…is not keeping it moving, it’s like he’s stuck in a gear.” [07:43]
  • Mark: “He made it worse for himself, man…you start hitting the mirror so hard…and you shattering the glass and your hands are bleeding...” [09:35]

4. Meek Mill’s “Show the World How Smart I Am” Tweet

[10:24–11:41]

• Group reacts to Meek Mill’s viral tweet about proving his intelligence.
  • Schulz: “You’ve been here 15 years. Nobody ever said you’re smart.” [11:21]
  • Charlamagne defends Meek as smart for staying out of jail and making good investments.
  • Mark: “Sometimes intelligence is literally just staying out of the way and getting your money and minding your business.” [11:41]

5. Who’s the Best Sketch Comedian of This Generation?

[12:46–16:46]

• High praise for Drewski’s cultural relevance, with debates comparing him to Key & Peele, Mark Phillips ("RDCWorld"), Chappelle’s Show, and In Living Color.
  • Charlamagne: “He’s the greatest sketch comedian of this generation...He might be the greatest sketch comedian in the last two [generations].” [13:37]
  • Akaash: “Key & Peele is the greatest of all time.” [14:32]
  • Group explores difference between topical/cultural sketches versus cleverness.

6. Snoop Dogg's “Lightyear” Movie Reaction: Generational Media Sensitivity

[22:25–27:14]

• Snoop’s comments about being flustered by questions on same-sex parenting in Lightyear.
• The hosts note Snoop is being silly, not anti-LGBTQ, and discuss the ironies of media influence across generations.
  • Charlamagne: “I didn’t take it…like he was concerned. It was simply, I’m in a movie…and now my grandson’s waking me up, asking me a question I don’t have the answer to.” [24:24]

7. Tyrese’s “Pussyologist” Joke Bomb

[28:52–31:58]

• The team roasts Tyrese for his awkward attempt at a body count joke during a food podcast.
  • Mark: “My favorite thing as a comedian is watching non-comedians bomb.” [30:29]
  • Charlamagne: “Only to follow it up with a terrible joke is what makes this shit hilarious.” [31:01]

8. Church Announcements & Investing in Experiences vs. Bling

[35:24–36:28]

• Akaash and Charlamagne stress the value of investing money wisely—into businesses or shared experiences—over luxury displays.
  • Charlamagne: “What are you investing in to keep that money long?” [35:45]

9. Bidets, Showering Habits, & Childhood Nostalgia

[43:55–48:10]

• The crew describes the joys of high-tech bidets in graphic detail (Charlamagne: “I be doing tricks on that bidet…that shit’s fucking wealth.” [45:07])
• They compare childhood toys (Nintendo, Nerf), leading to nostalgic reminiscence about a “simpler” time and community unity.

10. Wild Hypotheticals: Would You Take a Backshot to End World Hunger?

[62:24–66:44]

• The episode’s title moment: Would any Idiot take “one backshot” (anal sex) to end world hunger? Prolonged debate.
  • Akaash: “How selfish would you be to not?” [62:29]
  • Charlamagne: “I need more detail. This is for world hunger, bro, we gotta negotiate this.” [63:43]
  • Akaash: “You would rather get than suck?” / “Yes—getting is passive.” [66:12/66:21]
  • The group debates who would actually do it, whether anyone would vote for an openly gay president, and if self-sacrifice makes you the “greatest and gayest” president.

11. Fan Questions (Asking Idiots): Erasing Celebrities, Cleanliness, Motivation, Art vs. Brand

[39:44–87:11]

• Who would you erase from history but keep their work? (Cosby, R. Kelly, Hitler)
• How often do you shower, and what's the proper use of a bidet?
• What’s the best way to restore motivation? (Find new intention, be around driven people, build discipline)
• Is “brand identity” more important than art now? (“Focus on the craft, brand comes second.”)
• Has hip-hop media bias ruined hip-hop journalism? (“Bias is natural, but being objective is essential. The audience is now hip-hop media.”)

12. What Ifs, Aliens, and Fixing America

[74:38–92:02]

• “If aliens landed, who are our comedic and hip-hop reps?” (George Carlin, Jay-Z, Will Smith jokes)
• “What’s the world’s biggest ‘what if’?” (What if major assassinations, sports upsets, historic changes hadn’t occurred?)
• “First act as president?” (Education reform, removing money from politics, tough love on community improvement, with tangents on punishment).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Charlamagne on Drake’s post-battle spiral:
  “He got beat up and then…started swinging on himself…you think you getting jumped, but no, just stop swinging. You’re doing this to yourself.” [09:35]

• Andrew Schulz on hip-hop relevance:
  “He’s still Drake. Still relevant as fuck. But he’s less hot.” [09:13]

• Akaash on Drewski:
  “Key & Peele is the greatest of all time.” [14:32]

• Mark on comedians bombing:
  “My favorite thing as a comedian is watching non-comedians bomb.” [30:29]

• Charlamagne on Meek Mill:
  “Sometimes intelligence is literally just staying out of the way and getting your money and minding your business.” [11:41]

• Akaash on the hunger hypothetical:
  “Who sacrificed more than this guy? Lincoln ain’t sacrificed shit. No, he took a headshot, I took a back shot.” [87:52]

• Charlamagne on wealth:
  “If you can invest in a fire toilet, get you a fire toilet. My shit got like 16 different [settings].” [46:54]

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Timestamps for Essential Segments

• Drake/Kendrick & Hip Hop Beef: [00:29–09:37]
• Drake’s Chain & Collectibles: [03:03–04:18]
• Meek Mill’s Intelligence Tweet: [10:24–11:41]
• Best Sketch Comedy Debates: [12:46–16:46]
• Snoop, Lightyear, and Generational Sensitivity: [22:25–27:14]
• Tyrese’s “Pussyologist” Joke Bombs: [28:52–31:58]
• Church Announcements & Investments: [35:24–36:28]
• Bidet & Showering Tangent: [43:55–48:10]
• Backshot Hypothetical for World Hunger: [62:24–66:44]
• Fan Questions / “Asking Idiots”: [39:44–87:11]
• Politics, Aliens, and “Making America Great”: [87:11–92:02]

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Summary

This episode is an instant-classic with its blend of real talk, relentless clowning, and daring hypotheticals. The Idiots and guests deliver sharp commentary on hip hop's biggest stories, hot takes on internet culture and sketch comedy, and riff on everything from bidets to biblical what-ifs. The recurring “backshot to end world hunger” scenario is cleverly woven through much of the latter podcast, crystallizing Idiotic humor and the group’s willingness to dig into any topic, no matter how absurd.

Whether you’re a fan of Flagrant, Brilliant Idiots, hip hop, or just irreverent banter, "Backshots 4 The World" showcases why this crew remains at the top of the podcast game.

Transcript

[A]

Yep. Charlamagne. Tha. God. Here we are, the Brilliant Idiots podcast. If you listen to flagrant this week, then you know that I was on flagrant. So it's only right to, you know, flip the script, as they say. Yo, and bring Aka Singh and Mark Gaganon to Brilliant Idiots. And, you know, let's keep it doing. Keep it going.

[B]

And Alex Media.

[A]

And Alex Media. Oh, Alex Media.

[C]

You've been there, though. It's not new that you're there.

[A]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What do we got? We had a bunch of topics that we didn't touch.

[C]

Yeah. Drake family court.

[A]

What the fuck was Drake in family court for?

[C]

They're saying he was in family court. You've seen these videos. Some. Some guy in Canada is just like, outside.

[A]

Oh, that was real.

[C]

I don't know if it's real. He's saying that Drake is in family court and why would you be in family court and nobody would be allowed in. What she said is unconstitutional. I don't know if that's true.

[D]

Huh.

[A]

Canada got a constitution. Yeah.

[C]

I mean, I guess it's illegal or something.

[B]

Yeah, they got a constitution.

[D]

Can you burn a Canadian flag up there? That's what we need to do.

[B]

Oh, probably not.

[C]

They'll probably love it if you do that shit. They'll probably elect you.

[A]

I mean, the Canadian flag is just the fucking OVO logo. So I guess they don't give a fuck if you burn that shit right now. Not right now. You know, okay, he'll get it back, but not right now.

[C]

But Kendrick stands are running with that and saying that means he has a second kid or like he has another kid. He's hiding his baby. And then I think the girl Sophie or whatever was outside of the courtroom supporting. But why wouldn't she be inside if his family court.

[A]

I never believed the hiding the daughter thing.

[D]

Right.

[A]

What would be the reason?

[C]

If you speak to people in Kendrick's camp, they just swear so much still that it's true that you're like, huh? I think somebody's like, I saw the.

[A]

Picture, by the way.

[C]

But there's no reason for them to lie about.

[A]

Don't matter, like, none of those things.

[C]

To this to this day. Like, why are you keeping this lie with me one on one off camera?

[A]

Oh, I see. That wasn't one that stuck for Kendrick in that battle anyway. And the reason it didn't stick for Kendrick in that battle is because Pushy T already kind of did that angle. He not didn't kind of did that angle. He did that Angle. So it's like the hiding the child thing. It's like, eh. I don't think Drake could be a deadbeat dad twice. Can you? Even if deadbeat dad, you are hiding.

[C]

Two childs, that's pretty effective.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't. I didn't, I didn't.

[D]

Yeah, you would think you just own up to all of them at once, right? Yeah, like I got a whole team here.

[A]

And why. Why couldn't he be at custody court supporting a friend?

[C]

Well, no, no. Cause he's busy. He's got things to do. Custody court? Your life's not in danger.

[A]

In the video I saw, he didn't have braids.

[C]

So you think it's an old video?

[A]

I don't know. I don't. I didn't know if it was real or not. I just thought, man, it be so much nowadays in the news, bro, I don't be paying attention to.

[D]

Also, a lot of dudes in Toronto look like Drake. There are a lot of guys that are in Toronto that look.

[A]

That is true.

[D]

I saw six of them this past weekend that just look legit. And this is not racist.

[A]

It is, actually. Who is they?

[D]

It is, but it's just like those people. Like, not like you were.

[A]

Were you in Canada?

[D]

Oh, yeah, I was in Toronto.

[A]

Okay, okay, okay.

[D]

I was in Chicago. Like, Drake's everywhere.

[A]

Six guys that look like Chief Chief.

[C]

Wait, you mean Drake and Chief Chief aren't the same person?

[A]

Damn.

[C]

I thought they looked alike, but yeah.

[A]

I don't give a. I mean, I really. I really don't. It's like.

[C]

Like, do you care that he bought the Death row pendant?

[A]

They say that's not even real.

[C]

That's hilarious.

[A]

Suge Knight was on. Whose podcast was Suge on? Suge was just on somebody's podcast.

[C]

Murdered somebody podcast.

[A]

I'm pretty sure it was. I'm pretty sure that exists.

[B]

Cereal.

[A]

He was on somebody's body. We can insert the audio. He actually was like, yo. He was like, he know that's not a real chain. Because there was no. He was like. There was only like two death row chains and they damn sure didn't have a. What's the. On the back when you like an inscription Inscription. When it's all said and done. That's not a Tupac chain. That's not a death row chain. But back to Drake, whoever sold you that chain, Drake, you need to go beat his motherfucking ass. He played you. And then the inscription says all eyes on you. The album was all eyes on me.

[C]

Yeah, but all Eyes on you. But like, we're giving it.

[D]

Like someone was being cute. Like the jeweler was trying to like.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You think Death Row people were being cute in 96? You think they was writing little like. Like cute sayings? Like all eyes on you in 96? No, they weren't doing that. Man. Drake has a thing with these motherfucking chains, though.

[C]

What is that?

[A]

I think he's really a fan. I think that the thing, you know, I don't even like talking about Drake. Cause I feel like I just be talking about him too goddamn much.

[C]

You a fan? You a fan? You a fan?

[A]

He a fan. It's not. But he makes headlines. What am I supposed to say? It's like he does shit like this and it comes up. We supposed to not talk.

[C]

This is the genius of him. He always stays in the headlines. It is brilliant. I don't know that he's comfortable with the negative, which I would put on him. But he great at staying in the headlines.

[A]

On flagrant. You said Will Smith fell off and he wasn't as relevant anymore.

[C]

I was never a Drake fan. I'm like you. But he didn't put me in a rap song so I didn't start hopping on his dick. Damn. Damn.

[A]

That didn't happen. I just enjoyed how he handled that particular beef. So I called it fair. And I've called everyone since then fair.

[C]

No, yo, he won that battle. I was teasing.

[A]

He did. But listen, let me ask you a question. Did Drake fall off? Yes.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

No, he didn't. Come on.

[C]

What are we talking about a little bit?

[D]

What counts as a fall off?

[A]

Yes. Yeah, that's what I need to know. What count? What counts.

[C]

The only guys that defend Drake look like Mark.

[A]

Yeah, that's true.

[D]

Yo, fam, yo, yo, two two, fam. Drake is valid, bro. Yo, Cry Croy.

[C]

Him and Kendrick, he smoked that youth, yo.

[D]

Smoked him. Like Kendrick looking as we can admit.

[B]

That Drake is not as relevant as he wants.

[C]

He's not as hot.

[B]

He's not as hot.

[C]

Is he in the news? Sure. But like, the news isn't like, he looks cool. Most of the time. It's people who look like Mark saying, that's awesome. And then everybody else being like, why are you buying these chains? Or why are you doing this?

[A]

He's not. Okay, to your point, because you said this about Will. You said Will has been doing things that make him look. It's embarrassing to see him do. Correct. I don't agree with that because I feel like he's doing those things. Because he wants to do them. I would apply that to Drake, though. I think Drake has done a lot of things over the past year during this beef that have made him look like, why are you doing that?

[C]

What's poppin in your mind right now?

[A]

The lawsuit. Number one. Even buying the Death Row chain, even though he is a collector of hip hop paraphernalia. Like, bro, you only bought that chain because you trying to still one up. Kendrick on shit. You think Kendrick gives a fuck?

[C]

Yeah, like.

[A]

Like, cut it out. Like, coming out with the fucking sweater with this, looking like he got gunshots and acting like it's smoke and shit. It's like, come on. Like, not. Not being like the. What did I miss? Not being able to let it go. And by the way, I've been alive long enough to see enough rap battles to see how they usually play out. They either usually play out like Jay. Right? Jay and Nas.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, okay, you lose, but you keep it moving, which is what Jay did, and he's still Jay Z at the end of this day, or God bless the dead. There was a time after Jay and Prodigy when Prodigy couldn't stop rapping about Jay Z because of what Jay Z canis in.

[C]

LL too.

[A]

With the Ballerina. Not so much.

[C]

With Rip the Jacker was the second and nobody really cared after he lost.

[A]

Which one was Rip the Jacker?

[C]

So he had.

[A]

That was LL's response, right?

[C]

No, I think.

[D]

I don't remember.

[B]

I don't remember.

[C]

I think so.

[A]

Whatever.

[C]

Cannabis, second round KO then LL's. I forget what it's called. But then cannabis had another one called Rip the Jacker and nobody cared. And then I think he did another thing after that was like, buddy, it's over.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I like cannabis. I was a fan. I was hoping he would win that. But no.

[B]

What about 50 and ja, I think.

[C]

50 run up the score just because he's. That he's relentless. He's a vicious.

[B]

Like, he won, kept going.

[A]

Yeah. But Ja even knew when to bow out gracefully. And Ja went and made wonderful. And New York, New York. Ja didn't dwell on it. Ja put out Clapback and that Blood of My Blood album and he kept it moving. He. He eventually just kept it moving. Drake, for whatever reason, is not keeping it moving. It's like he's stuck in a gear.

[B]

But wouldn't New York, New York be keeping it going? Like he's trying to say, like, hey, I'm New York, you're not really New York.

[C]

I didn't think it was that no.

[A]

That'S just a hip hop record. That's a dope hip. It's that aged very well. I got a hunter gun, 100 clips.

[B]

No, it was a great song.

[A]

New York. It had nothing to do with 50. It wasn't even no subliminals. It was just a dope.

[C]

He had that one subliminal. I'm on Fire. Highly dipped and knocked, which I think was a little bit of a 50 shot. It didn't come across as a 50 shot. It came across as. To me in Texas, it just came across as maybe it's a 50 disc, but it's more just a fire.

[B]

I mean, 50 took it as a shot because then he started beefing with Jadakiss and Fat Joe.

[A]

Well, that's. Cause 50 is awesome, you know, if an enemy of my enemy. What is it? Friend of mine is my enemy. Yeah, that's what he was on. He didn't want nobody standing next to y'. All. He was like, ain't none of y' all gonna try to bring him back from the dead. That was his mentality, you know, but so awesome. But.

[C]

But what a guy, dude.

[A]

But Prodigy, really. God bless the dead. Prodigy. There was a. He couldn't. He couldn't let it go for a while. And that's what this feels like. But I don't think that. I don't think the word I would use for Drake is less relevant, but less hot. Less hot.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, he's still Drake. Still relevant as fuck.

[B]

Those words kinda. Kinda sing.

[A]

And he's only less hot because of the year that Kendrick just had. No, and Drake hasn't really done anything to counter that musically.

[B]

No, he's less hot because he got destroyed in a rap battle.

[A]

And that's what I mean. That's part of it. Yeah. Kendrick just had.

[C]

He made it worse for himself.

[A]

He made it worse for himself, man. I said this on blood. It's like he got beat up and then when he woke up, he looked in the mirror and he didn't realize that that wasn't him. So he started swinging on himself. And you start hitting the fucking mirror so hard and you shattering the glass and your hands are bleeding and there's blood everywhere and you think you getting fucking jumped, but no, just stop swinging. You're doing this to yourself, you know? Yeah, that's it. What else we got? Oh, let's do some. Let's do some. What's this shit called? They told me I was getting it wrong last week asking idiots. No, I was gonna do some if we didn't have any topics. Oh, shit.

[C]

What the fuck?

[A]

This is. Any memes necessary.

[D]

Thanks for chiming in.

[A]

All memes matter. Any memes necessary?

[D]

Any means necessary, bro.

[A]

Taylor will be back soon.

[C]

Any memes necessary?

[A]

Click on Meek with a message. I want to know what y' all think of this. This was hilarious to me. Meek Mill. I can't wait to get a chance to show the world how smart I really am. Oh, my God.

[D]

Or something like, what?

[C]

What does that mean?

[D]

What even is going on? He's doing. Are you smarter than the fifth grader?

[C]

I can't understand why he's. He's another one. He was cool at one point. I remember that.

[A]

Meek's still cool, man.

[C]

No, he's not.

[D]

No, no, no.

[B]

Charlotte.

[A]

I like. I like Meek. I think Meek cool. I think that Meek.

[C]

Here's what you do.

[A]

Okay?

[C]

Here's why you're. Here's why you ain't shit. Because you put this up to laughing Meek. And then. And then the second we laugh at him, Meek is cool.

[A]

I just want to hear smart enough.

[C]

To back it up. Well, so go fuck yourself and make.

[A]

I just wanted to hear how smart. I just wanted to hear how. What y' all thought of me.

[C]

It's embarrassing. What does that mean? I can't wait to show this world smarter. You have 15 years.

[D]

It's the exclamation point that's embarrassing. The exclamation point.

[C]

You've been here 15 years. Nobody ever said you're smart.

[A]

And who cares if you can smart yourself? Listen, here's the thing. I think Meek is very smart. And the irony of this tweet is he's already showed me how smart he is. Go ahead. How? You showed me how smart he was. Because he stayed out of trouble. He hasn't found himself back in jail, and he. Back in jail, and he's a multimillionaire.

[C]

Part of that sentence.

[A]

And he did good investments. Michael Rubin was on Brevis Club. Michael Rubin was like, yo, Meek invested. I think it was like $6 million in lids. I think it was lids. And he got his biggest ROI Back. He's already showed me how smart he is. You know what I mean? Sometimes intelligence is literally just staying out of the way and getting your money and minding your business.

[D]

So what is the point of this tweet?

[C]

But then we've already seen.

[A]

He told you, Mark. He can't wait to get a chance to show the world our money is. But maybe he doesn't realize that there's people like Me that look at him and be like, meek, you've already.

[C]

I never thought he was stupid. I just. I can't wait to get a chance to show the world how smart I am. Why are you tweeting that exclamation point?

[D]

At what point? Fucking, like, hall monitor this.

[A]

I'm rude, Meek. Probably sitting on a crazy idea that's already in motion.

[C]

That's what you call Diddy's dick.

[D]

Oh, God.

[A]

Dick. All right, next.

[B]

Next time you hung.

[A]

Next topic.

[C]

Yo, Akai. You.

[A]

What did I do?

[D]

I don't condone you not believing me.

[C]

I think you think I'm dumb. And I can't wait to get a chance to show you how smart I really am.

[A]

This is crazy, man. Shout out to Drew Ski.

[C]

This is hilarious.

[A]

Okay. Shout out to Drew Ski, the greatest sketch comedian of our generation. Dominican. I. Puerto Rican. I.

[E]

Well, I do put it 2% Puerto Rican.

[A]

I block. What is this? What was it?

[C]

The girl always trying to pretend they're foreign or something like that.

[A]

Yeah. The girl that want to be every race but her own. Don't listen to her. She don't know she's black. I am not. I am mixed.

[D]

I just like that he commits every sketch he does.

[A]

He's the greatest sketch comedian of this generation.

[D]

Yeah. Of this generation.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

He might be the greatest sketch comedian in the last two genes.

[C]

Who's the other dude? That's from Dallas. Mark Phillips.

[A]

Some like that generation before. Who?

[C]

Mark Phillips from Dallas. He does all the LeBron sketches and all that. He's great.

[A]

I like Mark, but he has only shown me the LeBron.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

He hasn't shown me the range that Drew.

[C]

He did them Kendrick and Drake shits, like, during the beef. He was having some good sketches.

[A]

I don't. He don't.

[C]

I still put Drew Ski above him, but he deserves mention.

[A]

I like him, but he don't. He don't have the production value Drew Ski has.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

As Mark says, he don't commit. Like, he's not like, full character.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? Like, he was a white guy.

[D]

He was a legit white guy.

[A]

Yes, man.

[D]

Two weeks ago. Like, it was awesome.

[A]

I think Drew Ski is better than Key and Peele.

[D]

I don't know about that.

[C]

I don't agree.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

I know.

[D]

Disrespect to Drew.

[C]

I think Key and Peel. I know. I think.

[D]

I think they're different. I almost. I don't even know if you can compare them.

[A]

Like, I like. I like Drew Skis better than Key and Peele.

[C]

I think Key Peele is the greatest of all time. I think they're the greatest of all time.

[A]

Now we not even listening to you no more. Now you just of all time.

[B]

Better than hell show.

[A]

What you mean better than a living color? Like, stop it. Not stop bro camp.

[C]

No, I think you can make the.

[A]

Argument give me and Living Color. No, I'm pushing. Give me Chappelle in Living Color. Mad tv. And then I got like, Key and Peele.

[C]

I watch here's where maybe I'm recency biased, but, like, Key and Peel sketches will pop up on my YouTube now that I've never seen. And I'm blown away. Twelve years later, I'm like, holy shit. In Living Color. I remember buying the DVDs. I was so hyped because I loved it as a kid. And then you rewatch it didn't age as well. Key and Peele aged so fucking well. And Chappelle's show was such a moment. And I'm sure if we watch it now, we would still think it's hilarious. But it doesn't pop on my YouTube like that. But like a Key and Peele sketch I'll still watch and be like, God, the stupidest fucking ones. What's the one where the guy keeps getting. The guy's whatever. Yeah, you got something on your shirt. And then he does that. Have you seen that sketch?

[A]

No.

[C]

It's the dumbest idea. It's a hilarious sketch. It's the dumbest idea. A guy does it. Then he goes, hey, you got to stand on his shirt. And then he gets him. And then the whole sketch is him getting.

[A]

I like culturally relevant sketches. And that's what Drew Ski does for me. And that's. That's what In Living Color used to do. Like, that's what Chappelle.

[C]

You like the topical shit?

[A]

Yeah, just culturally relevant shit. Like, shit that, you know is going to stand the test of time because he's capturing these classic moments via sketch.

[D]

I think that's a great point. Like, he's capturing something really, really like.

[C]

Yeah, they never. They never went for topical kind of. I don't remember why, but yeah, Flickr was. It wasn't even the best one, but just another one. It's so stupid, but it makes me laugh.

[D]

C. And Peele is more clever.

[C]

Substitute teacher is unfucking believable. And it's actually a very smart social commentary that you don't even realize. But, like, you go, you know what I mean? And then what's the other one that's still so fucking funny that I see all the time. I don't know.

[A]

Imagine what Drew Ski could do with a room full of writers.

[C]

No, that's true.

[A]

That's the other thing. We not imagine what Drew can do with a room full of writers, a bunch of producers, a bigger budget.

[D]

That's the issue with comparing him, because that's not the point of Drew. The point of Drew is not in. You know, to be in a sketch show with a whole budget. The point of him is to be on Instagram immediately two days after something happens and capturing a moment.

[A]

But I'm just looking at the raw talent of it all. And the thing. The thing I like about Drewski, too. Drew captures the culture of people. Not even just like pop culture in regard to this celebrity. Like, when you think about, like, the Alabama fan, right? Like, that's really how Alabama fans get down. Or the girl we just saw him do, or the black white guy or the white black guy that's in the hood. Like, these are observations of people that he's capturing in such a unique way. That's what I think makes Drew Ski different. When you think about a living color, you think about Chappelle. Like, they mocked celebrities, so you would kind of have to know these celebrities to know, oh, okay. Drew Ski's just mocking people. Like, look at this shit. Hold on. Scroll back up. Who's doing this? This you, Chris. Some good production you're doing. Look. Girls put scrubs on and think they saving the world. Yeah, hilarious. Go down. Look that brother that thinks he's one of them. That. This one was hilarious. This was just the black guy who thought he was white. Atlanta Dudes on. Oh, that shit was hilarious. Atlanta Dudes on live was hilarious. I don't remember sleeping over your friend's house on a Sunday. It's old.

[D]

No. He captures such specific small nuances that no one notices that are just, like, comedy premises.

[A]

These new age barbers be thinking they celebs.

[C]

Yeah, super niche.

[D]

Yeah, it's perfect. Like, man, it's almost like Seinfeld.

[C]

I also might not be black enough to understand how funny some of this.

[A]

Is, but a lot of this ain't black.

[C]

I don't follow barbers on IG like that, but.

[A]

Okay, go back up. Like, go back. Dudes be playing games. Dudes behold nerds when they playing the game. This ain't black. This is just culture. This is gaming culture. Yeah. Scrolling. What's the fourth one? What's the fourth one? Those old heads on Those bikes be wanting to be seen so bad. Hilarious. This is so down South. This is so South Carolina, yo. Oh, I gotta see what the top three are now. What's the top three? The top three insecure boyfriends hate when it's their girlfriend's birthday. Very true. I used to know somebody like this boy. I used to know a guy that whenever it was his wife's birthday, this motherfucker used to absolutely wild out on purpose.

[C]

What?

[A]

Just because she was actually popping. She was somebody. Like, she was really, really somebody.

[C]

Yeah, that's a problem.

[A]

And he could not stand watching her be celebrated on her birthday. If it was a dinner that was going to happen or a party, he would find a way to fuck it up and piss her off so she wouldn't even end up at the party. That is crazy. What's the top two? Top two. And one of them got to be the Alabama shit. Why every car lot got a salesman like this? Come on, man. This ain't niche. That's those fashion dudes try to be mysterious with. Damn. None of the Alabama also like a year old. I don't know. Ain't nothing but the tide. Ain't nothing but the Tide. Ain't never. Come on, man. Drew Ski's on ESPN with that shit.

[C]

Yo, I am not taking anything away from Drew. I think he's amazing.

[A]

I. I got. I. I hold Drewski in very high regard.

[C]

Likewise.

[D]

Best sketch artist of this generation. I. KE Peele was the best of last, though.

[A]

I think Drew got K. Peele, man, just off raw talent and capturing culture.

[D]

He captured moments better. That's true. But KE Peel was way more clever.

[B]

This where he find this guy. Like the Alabama guy.

[C]

Can we kill each on the volume?

[A]

So good you going have you going make me have to go back and watch more K. I really. I wasn't really in, like into K PE like that, honestly.

[C]

And also the slave auction sketch. Have you seen the slave auction sketch you infield?

[A]

No.

[D]

Oh, it's so good.

[C]

You want to watch the slave auction sketch? Can we. Can we pull that up? It's like a five minute sketch, but you'll get the idea pretty quickly.

[A]

I don't want to watch. I'm with you. I don't want to watch Le Wan sketches with y'. All. Why don't I just don't.

[B]

All right, y', all, gather round, Gather round.

[A]

Welcome, gentlemen.

[C]

This is their first episode.

[A]

I think this the first episode.

[D]

It's probably. You might want to skip forward a little bit, kind of set up the premise A little. There you go. So you can see another human being.

[B]

Then one was magic.

[E]

They better kill me the first day. I'm going go buck wild on the whole operation.

[A]

Next one. Get up on up there now. Oh, this. Okay. $6 on lot 8.

[C]

$7.

[A]

8, 9. 9$.

[B]

Going once, twice, three times.

[A]

Sold.

[B]

Okay, well, you have to buy that dude.

[A]

No brainer.

[B]

I mean, that guy's huge, massive individual.

[A]

That's two of me would buy him.

[B]

I'd buy that dude.

[D]

My question is, how did they catch him?

[A]

Next? Jusky would have me laughing already. $2 on lot A.

[B]

$2 going once, twice, three times.

[A]

Sold. See, now that surprises me. That is interesting, to say the least.

[D]

Well, it just seems like at a certain point, it's like, do they even.

[A]

Know what they're looking for?

[C]

I mean, like, the whole criteria seems.

[B]

Just a little inconsistent.

[A]

I mean, at some point, I like to be on lot. Eh, I'm.

[D]

I'm.

[C]

I find it.

[D]

So that's why I'm saying it's more clever, but it doesn't capture the visceral moment of a time.

[A]

And it's. It wasn't funny. I. I mean, it's just not funny either. Like, we talk about that. It's shot very well. It's shot very well. The creative is there. The premise is there. I just didn't.

[C]

You're determined to not like it, and it hurts my feelings. That's okay. But that's okay. And you're trying to make me feel racist for enjoying it.

[A]

No, I'm not.

[C]

It's all good, dude. It's all good.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[C]

I'm in therapy just like you. I can voice my emotions and word them up. So that's. Just. Be honest about what's bothering me.

[D]

Your people were slaves. You understand what it's like. You know, you still think it's fun.

[C]

Tell them about it. I don't know. People believe in you, though.

[D]

Mauritius. You ever heard of Mauritius?

[C]

That's us.

[D]

They grabbed y'.

[A]

All.

[D]

Brought you over.

[C]

Mauritius. That's not just your cousin's name.

[A]

How does she have a baby? Click that one. Now, this is interesting. Snoop Dogg says he's scared to go to the movies after watching the movie Lightyear with his grandson and seeing an LGBTQ couple. Oh, the new. The new Buzz.

[C]

The Lightyear.

[A]

I think it was the Lightyear, Yeah. Keke Palmer is in that movie.

[C]

Okay, okay.

[A]

She plays like the daughter. So we watching it, and the lady, which is Kiki's mama, they move on into the space Years. They move down the line. They like, and she had a baby with a woman. Oh, my grandson in the middle of the movie. Like, Papa Snoop. How'd she have a baby with a woman? She a woman. Oh, shit. I didn't come in for this. I just came and watched a goddamn movie. Hey, man, watch the movie. They just said she and she had a baby. They both women. How does she have a baby? The movie ain't over with. So it's like, it's me. I'm scared to go to the movies now. Like, y' all throwing me in the middle of that. I don't have an answer for.

[D]

This is getting blown out of proportion. I think he's obviously kind of being silly here. And then people are contextualizing like, oh, Snoop's taking some grandstand against woke culture. I think it's being like, decontextualized. He's being silly. With that said, it is ironic to see someone like Snoop, like, worried about.

[A]

The influence media has on kids of the given podcast. Why do you say that, Mark? Tell me why.

[D]

Well, because it's like, look, I all respect to Snoop. I love Snoop Dogg, but I just.

[C]

Think this is what they jumped on him for in the early 90s.

[D]

Exactly. Like when he's dropping shit, they're like, oh, you're talking about killing people that are gangster. Rap is blowing up. You're talking about west coast beef sta da da. Which again, I think is unfair. But for then him to be concerned about children today, it is just ironic. And I was think it's a good reminder for like young kids that have a strong political activism on something. Time is going to change and slowly you'll become the old guy yelling at the clouds like these kids.

[A]

Here's the thing, though. I didn't take it. I didn't take it as that. I didn't take it like he was concerned about his son. I mean, his grandson being influenced. It was simply, I'm in a movie, eating some popcorn, probably high as hell, trying to sleep, because I really don't care about this shit. I'm just doing this with my grandson. And now my grandson is waking me up, asking me a question I don't have the answer to. Yeah, I think that's the point right now.

[C]

And people are making it this whole, like, political.

[A]

Yeah, this is. I don't think I didn't hear when I saw this. I didn't see no political wokeness. I just felt like I'm in the movies. Your child is like, pop, pop. How them two Women got a baby. You like what? You know what I'm saying? Cause you barely watching it. Like, how can two women have a baby? Man, eat your popcorn, grandson. Like, I didn't see any wokeness. I didn't hear him once say, this shouldn't be on the screen. Kids shouldn't have to see this. Blah, blah, blah. He just simply said, I'm scared to go to the movies because now I have to answer questions that I don't want to answer from my grandson. What's the problem with it?

[B]

But it does also go to people who are complaining there's too much. There's a gay agenda.

[A]

But he didn't say that.

[B]

But he's saying the same thing that the people complain about who say that there's a gay agenda.

[C]

Alex does have a point, because that's how people like me. I mean, that's how certain people talk.

[A]

That would have been Boosie. They'd have really had something to be. That was my first time. Boosie would have been in the goddamn movies and saw that and saw what happened. They would have really had something to be. Be mad about.

[C]

What would Boosie have said?

[A]

You know what? The. Boosie probably wouldn't trip that much because it was two women. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

Daughter. I don't want to put anything on anybody. I thought his daughter was.

[A]

I think so.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. If it was two. If it was two women, I don't know if Boosie would have had too much to say. I don't see the issue with this. Like, y' all people that are complaining about this don't have kids.

[C]

Hmm.

[A]

And don't know what it feels like to be asked a question by a kid that you really don't have an answer to.

[C]

Like, what. What's the most annoying question your daughter's asking?

[A]

There's not such thing as an annoying question. Cause I'll look it up the best, best that I can. Or I'll be like, ask your mom. No, for real kids. I mean, kids ask like, I got a. My 17 year old. I got a 17 year old, a 10 year old, a 6 year old, and a 3 year old. A 6 year old and a 3 year old.

[C]

Oh, boy.

[A]

Are the youngest. So they ask questions that my 17 year old will try to shame them for. And I'm like, yo, cut it out. You're 17, she's 6, she's 3, you know what I mean? So she should be asking these type of questions because she don't know the answer to them. So that's when you just teach them. But if you don't have an answer, there's nothing wrong with saying, go ask your mama or eat your popcorn. I don't have a problem with that.

[B]

Snoop should have said, just ask your mama, and he would have been good.

[A]

Yes. By the way, that's a tough question in the moment when you hide. How do two women have a baby, Alex?

[B]

They cartoons. That's the answer. They cartoons.

[A]

That's the answer. That is a good answer. That is a good answer. I like. It's cartoons. It's a movie. You know what? Yeah, that's it.

[C]

That can happen in real life.

[A]

That don't happen in real life. It's a cartoon baby. Yeah. Yeah. How can you think women have a baby, Marc? Oh, they adopted him. How can two women have a baby?

[C]

Artificial insemination.

[D]

Oh, what, I get to have a baby?

[A]

Chris.

[C]

Yeah. Scientific.

[B]

But now you got to explain that exactly.

[D]

What is artificial?

[C]

Yeah, you have to explain the word. They take stuff from a man and stuff from a woman, and then they put it inside the woman, and she has a baby. It's not that hard.

[A]

Yes, it is.

[D]

How do they put inside the woman?

[C]

Honestly, a plus for me, as a hypothetical.

[A]

But kids don't stop asking questions.

[D]

That's what I'm saying. This is a guy that doesn't talk to kids.

[C]

What else? What else is left?

[A]

Kids, like, what is artificial? What is insemination? Now you got to explain both of them and then tell them, like, it's too much. Like, eat your popcorn. Your parents, they never told us that when we were kids. When you asking too many questions.

[D]

Yeah. What would you say if the kids said, what's insemination?

[C]

Well, you put it inside of the woman.

[D]

Oh, so, like, when I'm eating popcorn, I'm inseminating my mouth.

[A]

Damn. Damn. Right. And now you got to be like. Well, technically, no. Technically, it's not that.

[D]

You might as well just be like, shut up. Eat your popcorn.

[A]

There you go.

[C]

He's going to tell his kids everything.

[A]

Shout out to school.

[D]

I'm going to say, ask AI. Don't even come to me or your mother. Talk to the Internet.

[A]

Salute to Sarah from the Giving Podcast. Man, this went crazy viral for her. That was a good, good look. What else we got, Alex? Ooh. Father Tyrese says he's a pussyologist.

[C]

I need to send now. When your child's a pussyologist, I got. I need some help.

[A]

When your grandson asks you, what's a pussyologist, what do you say, son?

[C]

Your mom don't know. Your mom, your grandma. Got no idea. I. She's been asking me to see one for quite some time. I never made.

[D]

You can be any type of doctor.

[C]

Look one up for me. I'll find one.

[D]

Become a doctor.

[A]

Except that. What's the clip, man? What's the clip? Play it, Chris.

[C]

He said his body count is a little scary.

[A]

Us as kings, we deserve more than one damn and certain. And whatever religion you, you know, go by Christianity. Solomon had 400 wives. A lot of them in the Bible have wives. If you're a Muslim, you can have up to five wives. I would love to know brothers even starting up the conversation. What are your thoughts about my brother's thoughts and perspectives on. Well, I mean, I don't want to get safe. 100. It's a 100 conversation. My body count is a little scary. You know, serious. I am. I would be considered a pathologist. I'm just kidding. No.

[D]

So going back to.

[A]

Man, when a joke don't land.

[C]

That is so funny.

[D]

That shit bombed there and here. Like it's continuing. It's bombing forever for history when a joke don't land.

[A]

Cause see, the thing is, Tyrese wasn't even trying to have this conversation. Cause he's smart enough not to have it, right? When these guys like, oh, you know, you can have many wives, blah blah, blah. He's like, hey man, trying to eat.

[D]

Some Mac and cheese.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? But then he volunteered information he didn't have to volunteer. Yeah, you don't gotta tell people your body count. Crazy.

[C]

But he thought it would be a funny joke. We've all been there. And that's to me, my favorite thing as a comedian is watching non comedians bomb.

[A]

Just you.

[C]

Because it happens. I saw it happen to LeBron. Did the exact same thing. He said some joke with Steve Smith and he was getting interviewed and then laughed. And Steve didn't laugh. He goes, but no, watching Tyrese is the same thing. I mean, I was so bored at the beginning, I zoned out. But that was wonderful.

[A]

I'm not surprised that you like bombs or bombing career. The fact that he just violent heals all his jokes. Every audience I perform in front of, he just volunteered that he has a high body count. Only to follow it up with a terrible joke is what makes this her laugh. So now you're going viral, cuz you just told everybody you got a high body count when the reality is you was just setting up a joke. I'm s like, that's all he was.

[D]

Doing for no reason.

[A]

He should have started it with like, look, man, I wouldn't mind. He should have said, yo, I don't mind. I wouldn't mind having more than one wife because I'm a pussyologist. I'm not going to mention the number.

[C]

But also, he didn't say he was good. He just said I had a high body count. I don't understand what a pussyologist. I don't even understand that. What does that even mean?

[A]

Isn't a pussyologist like a gynecologist though? Technically.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Are you a scientist of you finger.

[D]

Woman with infected vaginas? Like, that's not. That's disgusting. Like, you don't want to do that. Yeah, I'm a pussyologist.

[A]

Damn.

[C]

That's why it bombed. Because it wasn't funny.

[D]

It didn't rhyme with anything.

[C]

He should have open mic that. He should have workshopped that a bit before he brought up this food podcast.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Why are they eating Sunday dinner and talking? I don't just drink wine. The whole thing, the food smacking was driving me crazy.

[B]

Yeah, I was. It was a little.

[C]

I see why people complain about a.

[D]

Conversation is going terribly when someone says something and someone else has to chime in and be like, so what did you guys think of that? What's going on here?

[A]

AOS got a great point, cuz, you know, people always will complain when you eating on the mic on you know what I'm saying? And you're like, ah, shut the up. But then you hear it.

[C]

You like that?

[A]

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[C]

Yo, I am in Dania Beach, Florida. September 11th, my favorite day, through September 13th. Then I'll be in Dubai October 5th. And oh, yo, this chai shop right here. I've invested in a chai shop. A couple years ago, we opened our second location in west village called Fontes.

[A]

20 Charles street that's what I like to hear.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

That's what I like to hear.

[C]

Thank you. I keep it brown.

[A]

Diversify but it's dope. You diversifying your portfolio and you're investing your money in the right. I don't give a fuck about how much people. How much people got if they're not using it the right way. Don't tell me about how much money you making just because you making a lot of money and I don't want to. I don't care about your lavish trips and, you know, the clothes and the jewelry and the car. I know. What are you investing in them? Keep that money long.

[C]

You know what you inspired me with? You took you. You take your whole family to, like, Antigua.

[A]

Anguilla.

[C]

Anguilla. I took my family on a vacation. We were going to go to Turks with my wife and me. And then I was able to. My mom never wants to go anywhere. I flew her out, I flew her mom out. We flew our nieces out. We flew sister out. It was so much better.

[A]

Dope.

[C]

That was the thing I. I got from watching you. And Al talked about it like, you do that, too.

[A]

It's great.

[B]

I do that because of you, too.

[A]

But you spend the money on experiences.

[C]

Exactly. And shared experiences.

[A]

Full heart, Mark. Where you at this weekend?

[D]

Oh, I'm going to Nashville, Tennessee, Denver, Colorado, Hoboken, New Jersey, Philly, Fort Wayne, and Detroit, all before the end of the year. Come on out. I haven't invested in anything. My money is losing. I'm losing hundreds of dollars every day.

[C]

He invested in his baby.

[D]

Yeah. Even that investment is crazy, though.

[A]

But you're getting your money up, though. It's good, though. Yeah. You just named. You just rattled off about 300.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, something like that. We're on our way. We're working.

[A]

We're working.

[D]

You know what I mean? Gotta buy some diapers, though.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? Oh, what's my church announcements. Oh, make sure you go get Cheryl McKissick's book, the Black Family at Raised America. It is out everywhere. You buy books right now. Go get Decisions Decisions by Mandy and Weezy. I mean, no holds barred. By Mandy and Weezy, the host of the Decisions Decisions podcast that is available everywhere. You buy books as well.

[C]

They're the real pussyologists.

[A]

They are. They are. They definitely are.

[C]

Al, you got one.

[B]

Oh, if you have a podcast or if you want to start a podcast, head over to WTF Media Studios. Best studios in the world, point blank.

[A]

Jim Jones about to take y' all out, bro. No, he's not Jim Jones.

[D]

What's Jim Jones?

[B]

He actually had somebody on his team contact me to Help him originally with this.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

What happened? What happened? Idols became rivals.

[B]

Yeah, I don't wanna.

[A]

Nah. Jim bought a. He bought a. He got a studio. He got like a big compound. Oh, he just launched.

[C]

Tim Jones should not have a compound just based on his rap name. And the cult leader, Jim Jones, you know, it's okay. We serve Kool Aid there by the cuckoo.

[D]

Oh, the Kool Aid would slap Jim.

[A]

You know, it's funny. Jim is one of the. One of the most slept on businessmen in hip hop, really. And not just as a businessman, as a creative. Like people don't remember. Jim used to direct a lot of the Dipset videos back in the day. You know, when you think of like the whole Dipset aesthetic as far as how they used to dress. When you think about old school Dipset, a lot of that was because of Jim. Jim was an A and R at Warner Brothers way. I think it was Warner Brothers way back when under Kevin Lyles and Leo Cohen, better businessman.

[C]

Him or Push? Because they got beef, right?

[A]

Him or Push. Ooh, that's a good one.

[C]

Push is we have the meats fast forward and which I think you just got one payout for.

[A]

But I think the businesses are different. I think Push does a lot of things that may not necessarily revolve around entertainment. Jim has done more things that have revolved around entertainment. You know, fashion, stuff like that on.

[C]

His money and chains and whips. I just believed it.

[A]

I mean, Jim doing. I mean, Jim doing well too.

[C]

We buy watches, we buy collections.

[A]

I mean, Jim got a. Jim got a hundred thousand square foot building because I buy watches. Hey, he got that big ass compound. He just got that, that artist, the artist show that he's doing. You know, that's, that's, that's where they shoot that at. He's gonna be doing movies there and podcast and everything else. So I don't know. What is this? What is this? Just wanted to shout out the Dallas Penn Forever day this coming Saturday, August 3rd. Oh, dope. RIP Dallas Pen. This is the second one. His wife Susan is organized at the Weeksville Heritage center in Brooklyn. Great event last year. Dallas has been passed away for two years and then some, I think. Yeah.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Pandemic. It was right after.

[A]

God damn. Time flies. Hold on now. No, no, no. There's no way right after like Dallas died like last year. No, no, because they did an event last year around this time. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. Rest in peace. Dallas, Penn, man. Yeah. September 28th, Dallas Penn's. Oh, that's his birthday. So they do something on his birthday every year. Okay, okay, okay. Saturday, August 30, from 3 to 9pm at Weeksville Heritage Center, 158 Buffalo Avenue, Brooklyn, New York. Cause Chris didn't give none of that information. He's just like, shout out to the event. That's Brooklyn, Weeksville, y' all figure it out on your own. Let's do some asking idiots, man. That's actually what we came here for. Let's do some asking idiots. If you could erase one celebrity. Oh, this is Shik McKenzie says if you could erase one celebrity from history, but keep their work. God damn, that was cool.

[C]

Bill Cosby is good, right? That's a good one.

[A]

Because he's.

[D]

Well, allegedly, he did all this stuff. I think he's free now. So he didn't do anything bad. I don't know the exact legal.

[C]

R. Kelly comes to mind.

[D]

Right, R. Kelly.

[C]

What about Michael Jackson?

[D]

Is that Michael's innocent?

[B]

Michael's innocent.

[D]

Michael. They'll never get me to hate Michael Jackson.

[A]

Yeah. Harvey Weinstein, Was he a celebrity?

[D]

Weinstein?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I feel like you make the case.

[C]

We didn't know him until he.

[D]

Those women. Oh, damn. That was his claim to fame. That's really what put him on the map.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That is what put it on the map. It's the same.

[A]

Everybody knew Harvey Weinstein before he did.

[C]

Nobody. Well, you know, stop it.

[B]

People in Hollywood maybe, but the regular everyday person did not. I knew he was just one of the brothers.

[A]

He was a brother.

[B]

He was a Weinstein brothers, was it?

[A]

Oh, you mean a Weinstein brother.

[C]

I didn't even know there was brothers.

[A]

One celebrity.

[C]

The other brother used to live in my building. Hated his brother, though. Really hated that. Oh, he didn't like Harvey on the phone one time.

[A]

He.

[C]

He was not that friendly. Which I understand, because people probably.

[D]

Whatever.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I just heard him in the lobby one time. Harvey.

[A]

Whoa.

[C]

He moved out. So I can put that out there now.

[A]

If you could erase one. This is a good question. If you could erase one. And why are we erasing them? This shit sounds. See, y' all act like celebrities aren't humans. Like, if you erase him from history, then he. Erase him from his family and everything other. Maybe I'm not being too technical with it.

[C]

I got an answer. We can't say sorry.

[A]

Why?

[C]

Well, it's just too much.

[A]

We can bleep it. Go ahead. Jesus Christ.

[B]

Got a good laugh outside, though.

[C]

It's the funniest answer.

[A]

Did you miss their keep their work part?

[C]

No, that Was the point. That was why it was funny. That's why.

[D]

You see what I'm saying, right?

[A]

Poor Tanya out there mad as so funny.

[C]

That's what I couldn't say. But it was the funniest answer. It popped into my head for that reason because you. The second part.

[D]

Also describe it as a celebrity is hilarious. You're all celebrity Apprentice.

[A]

Hitler was the first pop star. That was David Bowie's big thing. Oh, really? Why did David Bowie think that. That Hitler was the.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Bars to like use media to capture the popular imagination. Manipulate people that way through media and words and things on a massive scale. All right, my answer is David Bowie, man. That's who I would have. What the fuck is he talking about?

[D]

The King of Pop, dude.

[A]

Jesus Christ. The young African God says what?

[C]

Can we scroll down?

[A]

Scroll up, Chris. The young African God. How often do you take showers? Because I like to do it as much as possible. Yeah, that's good, Mark, we're going to defer to you.

[D]

I actually have a good answer now because I've recently got a sauna and every time I've been saunaing, I've been showering after. So I'm up to like five or even six showers a week.

[A]

Congratulations. Where were you before?

[D]

Like three to four. Dang, every other day kind of vibe, you know, you don't need to do too much. You don't need to do more than that.

[A]

I do two a day.

[D]

That is. I think that's bad for you.

[C]

I don't do two a day. I can't. And I will skip a day. Not often, but I will skip a day, man.

[A]

I could be.

[C]

Sometimes I'm traveling.

[A]

I want to be, so.

[D]

Isn't that crazy?

[C]

Go for it. Yo, why you. Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?

[D]

He's trying to even tell y' all dancing or something.

[C]

No, I've skipped a date. I'm not gonna act like I've never done it. It doesn't happen.

[A]

Yeah, come get your get back. Tanya, you can come get your get back right now.

[C]

Yeah. You don't ever skip a day. No travel, long day. Just fall asleep on the plane. It is. What, like fall asleep when you get home?

[B]

Maybe. I can probably count on one hand throughout the year.

[C]

I got a long ass flight. I'm tired. I'm in the hotel.

[A]

No way. You got.

[C]

Well, my wife won't let me the second I come home from a flight.

[A]

I guess that's what I'm saying. Yeah, hotel, but still I can't Even sleep if I don't take a shower. Yeah, I really. No, I can't. I gotta watch. You gotta watch the day off, man.

[D]

I think it's bad for you. I think you need a little bit of something on you, you know, that's.

[B]

What people who don't shower every day.

[D]

No, no, that's right. Vitamin D gets into you more. If you use too much soap, you lose Vitamin D. If you shower too much, your immune system gets messed up.

[C]

I also think if you have a bidet, I have a bidet. If you don't have a bidet, this is worse.

[A]

I have a bidet.

[C]

If you don't have a bidet, this is worse.

[A]

Let me tell you something. Best investment I have made this year was a toilet. Now, I don't stunt too much.

[C]

You got the Japanese joint.

[A]

I don't know if it's Japanese, but I got me a fucking. I got a toilet that when I walk in the bathroom, that's sitting good. Spike. That's so.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

That shit. You use your money. Fuck it. That shit's fucking wealth.

[D]

I'll sit on it backwards sometimes just to feel it.

[A]

I'll be doing. I'll be like this. I make sure. Because when I hit it, it gives you like five or six seconds. Yeah. I position that button just right. And I be like this. I swear, I be like this. And that shit hit and I be like that.

[C]

Oh, my Go.

[B]

Yo, Charlotte, come on.

[A]

I don't give a. Kiss my ass. Suck my dick. That bidet, incredible.

[D]

You're doing tricks on it.

[A]

Tricks on that. I be doing tricks on that bidet. That is amazing.

[C]

But you don't got the one that.

[B]

It does this already. So it does it for you. You don't got to move.

[A]

Really. Yeah.

[B]

Mind you, the water does this already.

[D]

But you put your hips into it, though.

[C]

That's n. My. Is one stream. So I do be having to.

[B]

Oh, I gotta get the one.

[C]

But that. The gyration is funny, dude.

[B]

Yeah, the stream does that for you.

[C]

Yours probably does. Dude. As soon as the toilet saw him, as soon as he walks in the bathroom, the toilet seat lifts and then it lowers on its own. It's a beautiful thing.

[D]

It's heated, right? The whole.

[A]

It's heated. Oh, my God.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. My. I gotta get a couple. You gotta.

[B]

You gotta switch it up.

[A]

No, I think you. I think it actually does that.

[C]

I think you just like. Yo, he was. His form was like.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Valid.

[B]

That was a little crazy.

[A]

And I can hit the dryer. You can hit the dryer. All right. This shit blew the fire.

[B]

I stay at the dryer so long, it turns off automatically.

[A]

Yo, I'll be there for a minute. Tell you something. I'm not gonna tell y' all what to do with your money, but, boy, if you can invest in a fire toilet, get you a fire toilet. My shit got, like, 16 different. I haven't even used all of the settings that I can do.

[D]

Oh, yeah, you're saving them for, like, an anniversary, a birthday. Yeah, just to pop something out. Oh, man.

[A]

Get you a motherfucking bidet, man.

[D]

That shit is fire, dude.

[C]

Solomon made that shit a bage.

[A]

Doing tricks on the bidet is hilarious. Vintage Toyore division says favorite childhood toy staying on brand.

[D]

Oh, my dad's Nerf.

[A]

Nerf was the brand. Your dad's old bed bidet. Oh, I like. I mean, does the Nintendo count?

[C]

I would say anything. Nerf.

[D]

Nerf Was the Nerf over Nintendo Super Soakers.

[A]

That first Nintendo, though, man. See, y' all don't know if y' all didn't have. Did y' all have the first Nintendo? I was born in 1978. I had the first Nintendo.

[C]

1984. I got that first.

[A]

So you had up, down, left, right, select, Start, ab.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt. That's what it came with.

[C]

There was a Ninja Turtles arcade game that also had a nine Lives code. That shit was so fun.

[A]

Hours getting that Nintendo, man, and getting Mike Tyson punch out for the first time and learning all the codes and learning how to beat people like King Hippo and Super Macho man and then eventually learn how to beat Mike Tyson. Nothing beats that first Nintendo.

[C]

You really didn't know how good you had it back then. We really didn't.

[A]

We were a fucking country, yo. Yeah, we were a fucking country. You know what I'm saying? Like, we were a fucking country, yo.

[C]

Make America great again, huh?

[B]

Now we can't even burn the flag.

[C]

Like, come on.

[A]

Maybe it was crack. Maybe crack kept everything.

[C]

Like, it kept y' all quiet, balanced. What were you saying?

[A]

What?

[C]

Huh?

[A]

Maybe crack kept everything balanced.

[B]

I mean, Hunter Biden trying to bring.

[D]

It back, yo, that's true.

[B]

He sold the out of crack.

[D]

Oh, for sure. I want to try it.

[A]

Just.

[D]

Even the way he talked about crack. He was.

[A]

I'm good. Think about, yo. But think about it, though. Like, you know, it. It. It kept everybody together, right? Because everybody was a part of this ecosystem. So you had, like, a 711 owned by Kashka. And then, like, I'd be outside Standing, selling the crack outside of the 7 11. The Cox knew, but he didn't care. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

You're selling yourself.

[A]

Then Mark. Mark's would pull up. Yeah, I'd buy it and I'd buy. You know what I'm saying?

[D]

And it created racial unity. Yes, man, we did have racial back then. The CIA really hooked it all up.

[A]

Come on, man.

[D]

Funneling crack into Yalls neighborhoods.

[A]

You see what I'm saying?

[D]

That's the least we could ask for. They were trying to help us.

[A]

While I cast people buy up everything there.

[C]

We love a good deal.

[A]

It was amazing. We love amazing time.

[D]

Bring back crap.

[A]

And Mark locked us all up. Yeah.

[B]

A lot of cracking and his cousin comes up the block.

[D]

It was a nice neighborhood. We wanted to put artists in there. Where are the artists gonna go, Right? Come on.

[A]

Tequila. Papi said what?

[C]

Well, yeah, this is. This is an easy answer to me.

[A]

Who's most likely to turn gay first? Charlotte or Angie?

[C]

It's zero question. It's Charlotte.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Zero question.

[D]

We saw that bidet movement.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, that was like, you're.

[A]

I'd have been gay already.

[B]

Who says? You not.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I'm just saying, honestly, me and Andrew would have been gay already. Like, we've had plenty of opportunities to be gay.

[D]

Describe one.

[C]

You just said be gay.

[B]

Yeah, that was one he was looking at.

[A]

I'm just talking about, you know, being in the business. Like I've had, like, I've had a. I've never had nobody hit on me except for a basketball player. Who? I'm not saying who.

[B]

How'd he hit on you?

[A]

Wait, is he on MySpace?

[C]

Is he openly gay?

[A]

No, not that I know of.

[C]

Is he still playing?

[A]

No.

[C]

Oh, it's MySpace days.

[A]

Yeah, it's MySpace days.

[C]

Was he good? Was he good enough that you were like, I'm flattered.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, yeah, all star games. He was good enough that I didn't think he was gay.

[D]

Whoa.

[A]

You know, like, you know what I mean? Like, when you that good, you don't think he just couldn't be gay. Like, you know what I'm saying?

[D]

If you're coming off the bench, like, yeah.

[A]

You don't got nothing else to do. You ride wood for a living. But him, it's like, nah, he was actually still in the NBA.

[C]

No, he's not all star. NBA all star.

[A]

Definitely all star. Definitely not just all star. Probably top five at his position.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Go slow.

[C]

How did he proposition you? What'd he say?

[A]

He was hitting me up on MySpace and he was sending me.

[B]

Fly you down to Orlando?

[A]

No, he wanted me to come to a game. He wanted me to come to that game. He was telling me how he enjoyed me on the radio, and he wanted me to come to a game. And he was like, we're gonna be in town playing this team on such and such. And I didn't go.

[C]

How do you know he was.

[A]

Cause I didn't know it was him at first. I was like, it's my space.

[C]

You couldn't verify how you know he's trying to fuck? Just. He said, come to a game.

[A]

Okay, just wait. So he. He asked me to come to the game, and I didn't go. And then he asked me again, and then he goes, no, the first time he asked me, he goes. And he goes, yo, and I want you to hang out afterwards because we get really fucked up. And then he was like, like. And then he put twice, like, really fucked up. And I'm like, all right. And then I didn't go. And then the second time, when. When I didn't go, he asked me again, and I didn't go the second time. And he was like, yo, man, I've asked you to come hang out twice, man. And he literally said, you stood me up both times.

[D]

Damn.

[A]

Yes. He was like, you stood me up both times. You know, this is kind of weird. You know, I don't know if I want to reach out anymore. I'm like, what the fuck, right?

[C]

No, he was hitting on you, then.

[A]

Then stood me up?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Alex. He's describing these kids come out of school.

[C]

Let's let him get gone.

[A]

Alex is gay, so he. I mean, he's not gay, but he's got.

[C]

Nah, I get it. Let's keep going.

[A]

And so one day, I go downstairs at a radio station. He sends a young lady to come talk to me. Whoa. And the young lady is like, hey, such and such wants you to know that that's really him reaching out to you on MySpace. He really wants you to come to a game. And I'm like, all right, you know, I'm cool. I don't think I'm really interested. And she was like, all right. So then she used to live in Jersey, close to where I used to live, and she asked me to come over one day. And so I went over to hang out with her, and, like, she had her tennis out, right? And she had fake tits. And she was like, you don't wanna see my new tits. I'm like, eh. Actually, I think I'm Leave. And she was like, hmm, wait till I tell such and such. And she named the ball player. And I was like, man, I don't know what type of wild shit y' all on, but I'm not talking to none of y' all no more. So maybe it's just me. I thought he was hitting on me. Then he sent the young lady to test the waters to see what I'm on.

[C]

This is crazy story.

[A]

It's just terrifying. It doesn't feel gay to y'? All?

[C]

No, it's terrifying.

[D]

It's extremely gay.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

And the fact that he was like, well, he's probably gay, so let's send a girl down there. Because the only reason you're not responding is because you don't think it's him. You think it's a scam.

[A]

That's right.

[D]

That's how confident they were.

[A]

That's right.

[D]

That's crazy.

[C]

A little bit that he was that sure you were gay.

[B]

Nah, I think he sent the girl. He's like, yo, if he's not. If he don't like me, he must be straight.

[D]

That's why you said, well, that's the second part.

[A]

And then when she tried to come on to me, I'm like, all right, I'm getting the out of here. It's like, I just met you. Like.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Like, I mean, I met you when you came to the station, but it's like, I've been here 10, 15 minutes and your titties is already out.

[C]

That's crazy. Like, that's horrifying, you know?

[D]

Did anything ever happen with this player?

[A]

No, I never even met him in person.

[C]

And then you guys never communicated again.

[A]

Nope. Never ever.

[B]

Off air King jealous.

[A]

Yeah. I'll tell you. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'll tell you.

[D]

That is bizarre.

[A]

I know it is. Hey, but that's.

[C]

Wait, how do you know?

[B]

I mean. No, I'm guessing.

[C]

Can we guess? Because if you guess, you don't have to confirm or deny, but shoot your shot like that guy did.

[B]

I think he played in Orlando, and I think.

[C]

No, no, no, no, I don't think. No, no, no. Because he would have laughed when you made that joke. So I don't think it was. I don't think it was that guy. No, I don't think it was Mark's favorite basketball player of all time.

[D]

It is my favorite.

[A]

That's. Dirk would never.

[C]

Yo. Hey, I'm putting that on Dirk. Hey, if Dirk want to smash Charlotte, Charlotte should.

[A]

Dirk. No, it wasn't Dirt.

[C]

Yeah. Go get some of that sauerkraut.

[A]

Who else we got? Gadget, dot. Man 23. Would you consider bringing back Raw Report with Duvall? It wasn't the Raw Report. It was the hood. State of the Union. Nah, that was a moment in time, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, we don't have time to do shit like that. Like, it's different with brilliant idiots. Cause we. This is the commitment, right? Like, we did this 12 years ago. It's organic. We both here in New York. Like, it's effortless to do. Like, I'm sure y' all feel like that about flavors, right? Like, it's effortless for y' all to do and you like doing it.

[C]

I don't have a lot of effort, but it's most of my money.

[A]

You gotta be making more off stand up now.

[C]

Yeah, I'm getting there. We're getting there. We're getting there. Oh, that's funny. We got a big church announcement coming in a few weeks.

[A]

Hey, Oscars. Be savage on them. Says, what splits humanity more, religion or race? Ooh.

[B]

I think religion.

[D]

Yeah. Historically religion.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I think outside of America, it's religion. I think in America, it's race. We're not that attached to God anymore, much. To Mark Chagra.

[A]

No, I think we're attached to God. I don't think we're attached to religion.

[C]

Not like we used to. I don't think we're attached to it.

[A]

Not really. Yeah. I don't think religion at all.

[C]

I think it's God now. I'm not saying I like it, but it is what it is.

[A]

It ain't my God. I still believe in you, God.

[C]

You know, I also try to. I try to thank God when I wake up and I think about your. Your tweet now. You would tweet it, which seemed like a bit too much. But it was good for me to see that and be like, you know what? I should probably thank God for another day of life.

[A]

And it would always be somebody to tell me, fuck you. Out. Three weeks out. Like, literally every day, I would tweet that there would be somebody committed to saying, fuck you. I was hoping you die.

[D]

Damn. You ever prayed for someone that you're mad at that you're beaving with?

[C]

I'm sure he has.

[B]

That was a gay basketball player.

[A]

I have. And there is something to it. It does make you feel better. It does feel like a weight is lifted off you. Because I do think hate consumes you.

[D]

Even if you don't know it, even.

[A]

If you don't know it. I think hate consumes you. I don't think you realize how much of a weight hate is until you pray for somebody that you don't like or actually just say, man, what are we even tripping off? Let me pick up the phone or reach out to this person and talk to them.

[D]

You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Tell this person, look man, whatever I did, you still have people.

[C]

Because I remember back in the GEICO days, people would fall that you were competitive with and you would be giddy. People would what People were falling off who you were competitive with, you had a little smoke with.

[A]

I was never happy about this. I was never happy about people falling off.

[C]

I don't let them drown. I remember you saying that.

[A]

Oh, let em drown. Yes, Let em drown. Yes.

[B]

Yo, this number.

[A]

I forgot about this. Come on now.

[D]

It's like we pull up the news story.

[C]

I said what?

[A]

Let me drown, Charlie.

[C]

Hey, go ahead, flip that, flip that into being not the same.

[A]

I can't. Those individuals, nah. But I don't feel anything towards them though. It's not like I hate them. It's not like I.

[C]

Yes, well, because you've passed them because.

[A]

You know, you know the people that you don't like, you can't stop talking about. Yeah, you do real like you don't realize it. But the people you actually don't like, I realize it. You can't.

[C]

And I don't stop talking about. So that is what it is.

[A]

Because. Because you know why the hardest thing for men to just say is you hurt my feelings. It's very hard for men just to be like, yo, you hurt my feelings with what you said or you hurt my feelings with what you did. It, it's very hard for men to do that. So we're, we're passive.

[C]

I've gotten much better at doing that.

[D]

That is a bar though. Like if someone hurts your feelings, you say, hey, that kind of hurt my feelings immediately they go, oh, my bad. Like they. It's automatic apology.

[A]

Because now we being human, now we're being human and we're actually being vulnerable and we're just getting to the root of what the issue is.

[C]

Most times you get, I get mad at my wife, it's over some that hurt me in a way that I don't want to say hurt me. So I'm like, I get angry or I make fun of her back or whatever. So I've learned if you can just be vulnerable, it saves you so much stress. It's so much.

[B]

This is coming from the biggest hater in the room. This guy.

[A]

He's.

[B]

He hates a lot.

[C]

I hate a small number of people a lot.

[A]

Akash don't hate. He's a natural curmudgeon though. But Akash got a curmudgeon face like you got the eyes of like a sex machine.

[D]

Like a flashlight.

[A]

Akash is like evil Jay Shetty. No, that was.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Somebody get Chad GPT to write a buddy comedy for a cost. Sing in, J. Oh, that'd be great.

[C]

It's called Fraud and friend.

[A]

You see?

[D]

You see, right?

[A]

You see?

[B]

Hey.

[C]

Hey.

[B]

This is a hater.

[C]

How am I a hater? I'm right about this.

[A]

My guy, J. Shetty.

[C]

Oh, that's your guy. I didn't know that. My bad.

[A]

I like. I like Jay. He's good. He's good at what he does and he touches people. He helps people. He changes lives. He does. He changes lives, man. If you had to.

[C]

We saw each other at the Ambani wedding and we both were collectively just like, I'm good.

[A]

Who's that?

[C]

Jay?

[A]

I'm saying, who's Ambani?

[C]

Oh, one of the richest human beings on earth. He had this crazy wedding. It was like a few hundred million or whatever.

[D]

It was like a nuts thing.

[C]

But we were both there and we. Both good.

[A]

We're good. So how do you know I don't.

[C]

Hate him at all? No ill will, huh?

[A]

How do you know him?

[C]

I know of him and then we saw him.

[A]

But you had his wedding though, if.

[C]

You know the Ambani guy's wedding.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, they brought. They wanted. They probably would have died for you to come too. I didn't know the guy. He just. They were like fans.

[A]

So is he Indian?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yeah. So he just. All the celebrity Indians, he just. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. He paid you to go?

[C]

No, but they flew us out.

[A]

Oh, dope, dope, dope, dope.

[C]

I'll go to India. Pretty much anything.

[A]

So hold on. You saw Jay and y' all just Thumbs up?

[C]

Hey, we're good.

[A]

He's heard you talk about him before.

[B]

I'm sure they could all be one Indian with light eyes you wouldn't like.

[C]

I don't need to see him fall. It wouldn't make me feel any good or bad. Whatever happens to him is what? Oh, it just is kind of a fraud. So that is what it is.

[A]

Back to that point, yes. I don't wish bad on people, but when bad things happen to people who have done bad things, I Don't celebrate. I just be like, see, you know what I'm saying? But that's also why I don't try to get no get back. Because I've seen it a million times. Because we take things personal with people, right? But literally, if you watch how people treat other people, eventually you'll see one day it's gonna be your turn. So those individuals, it's not that they just did you dirty. They've probably done a bunch of people dirty. So when it comes back to them, it don't got nothing to do with you. You got to be a straight narcissist to be like, yeah, he. He did me wrong. So you see that? No, this just a piece of karma is real.

[D]

Things handle themselves.

[A]

That's what I.

[C]

The real thing.

[A]

Olivia loves a challenge. It's why she lifts heavy weights and likes complicated recipes. But for booking her trip to Paris, Olivia chose the easy way. With Expedia, she bundled her flight with a hotel to save more. Of course, she still climbed all 674 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower. You were made to take the. The easy route. We were made to easily package your trip. Expedia made to travel flight inclusive packages are at all protected. Eros Revas 21 says if you had to take one back shot to. In world hunger or world peace, would you do it?

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Or yes, have to.

[C]

How selfish would you be to not.

[D]

Yeah. I mean, if it's twice as good as the bidet, you got to do it right? Yo, like, it's gonna. It's probably gonna be twice as good as the bidet. Think about.

[A]

But it says that in world peace, we not even. We don't have a peaceful world. This motherfucker's tricking you. Wait, let him put his dick in you and he. It's a trick question. Fine.

[C]

To end world hunger, would you do it? Yeah.

[D]

Wait, it says to end.

[C]

You wouldn't take one back shot to keep all these kids, black kids, from starving to death in Africa?

[D]

He's saying it's going to end world peace.

[A]

Yeah. I can't. Yeah, he says, or he says, or.

[D]

I'm not going to get fucked. For violence.

[A]

What if you exactly Is not going to experience violence, for violence, would you.

[C]

Take one back shot to end world hunger? Done. Question mark there. Yes.

[B]

It's good to be hungry sometimes.

[A]

What is one back shot? It's like a prostate exam. Like, what is that? Like, what is a one back?

[B]

Yeah, but all the way in. You gotta commit.

[D]

It matters.

[A]

Who.

[D]

Who's doing the. Who's. Who's operating.

[C]

I mean, this is the easiest. Yes. My dude cares about.

[A]

Because I'm thinking, hey, hey.

[C]

Y' all telling me I'm not a good person? You wouldn't take one stroke to animals.

[A]

Nah, he didn't say that, though. He said one back shot. Well, does this mean a session?

[C]

I don't care how you define it.

[A]

Does this mean he nuts?

[D]

No, no, no, no, no. Well, he might if he's quick, but I think it's just one stroke.

[A]

I need more detail. This is for world hunger, bro. We got to negotiate this. I'm just not.

[C]

I want God to hear this.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

If you could me to completion to end world hunger.

[B]

God damn.

[A]

Whoa.

[C]

World hunger. I'm a good person. Y' all ain't shit.

[A]

Nah, I don't.

[C]

Y' all ain't shit.

[A]

Now, I'm gonna tell you something. I don't question God, but I'll be like, now, God, all the miracles you can work. I gotta take the back shot to in world hunger, can't you?

[C]

Jesus had to get put on a cross.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

God works in the.

[D]

He gives his toughest battles to his sexiest warriors. Like that.

[A]

Come on.

[D]

You got that, Charlotte?

[C]

You got that? Let's do. You got that?

[A]

Let's do two more. Man 3 Lack Shades says, is brand identity more important than the art now? Not just music?

[C]

You're the guy that could handle this one.

[A]

I mean, brand identity has always been important, but there was a time where brand. Where. Where you. Nobody gave a. About your brand if you didn't have good music, you know, good art, period. I think nowadays people focus on the brand first and whatever it is they do second. And I think that's the problem. I think the people who actually focus on what it is that they're good at, whether it's comedy, whether it's music, whether it's, you know, dancing, whether it's film, whether it's being a welder, whatever the fuck it is. Be good at whatever your craft is, and then your brand kind of sells itself. What you do defines your brand, Right?

[C]

Well, here's where I think it's kind. This is a situation where it's kind of good that we used to have of gatekeepers back in the day, because they would only let in the people that they thought had good art. And now gatekeepers are. Are gone, which is overall good. But everybody is their own brand. And you still gotta. Now you gotta get in front of everyone. So brand identity. Brand identity. Marketing. Marketing Marketing. And then the art. Will might not be there, but what.

[A]

Happens when you get in front of people and your art sucks?

[C]

I think that's when you talked about, like Will Smith's career arc versus the 15 minutes of fame guy.

[A]

You.

[C]

You'll be a Will Smith if you focus on the art.

[A]

Art. That's right.

[C]

And then you'll be a flash in the pan guy if you focus on the brand.

[A]

And that's what I'm saying. So to me, it's the art. What you think, Mark?

[D]

I agree. I mean, but I don't think this is new, though. I think this is a tales oldest time specifically in pop music. And the issue that the rap community is having is that rap is now pop. So back in the day when rap was just underground grassroots, you had people writing their own things. You didn't have entire, like labels and ghost writers and all this. So pop music will have the same issue where you had someone with a great look look and had a great sound, but they were a trash artist. So you would just give them songs, you would have them lip sync. You would have people come in and fake it. And now rap is just coming into that era in the last like five.

[C]

I can't believe you wouldn't get in world hunger. That's so crazy.

[A]

Would you eat a dick so people can eat?

[C]

Sure, whatever.

[A]

The ass is different in the mouth.

[C]

That's the saintly act.

[A]

The ass you can just watch when you use the bidet on with that mouth.

[C]

You would rather. You'd rather get than second.

[A]

I'm just saying. Would you? Yes.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Cause getting is passive.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You might be right if you have to choose. But you were just very quick with that answer.

[A]

But I'm saying if somebody saw me getting, I can explain that. Like, look, I was trying to end world hunger. Yeah. But if they catch me sucking the dick, they'd be like, ah, nah, you look hungry. You know what I'm saying? Like, come on, man. It's like, ah, they got me. Yeah, they got me, pop.

[D]

You'd have to live in a country that used to be hungry because then they'd be the most grateful. You know what I mean? If you live in America, then I'm the king.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

Suck your dick for salvation.

[D]

Yeah, exactly Right.

[A]

How would that look in the Bible?

[C]

100 years, son, married daughters and like that.

[A]

Who?

[C]

People in the Bible. Y' all see wild.

[D]

There's all sorts of crazy.

[A]

Yeah. Are you real religious like that, Mark? I grew up very religious. What are you a Baptist?

[C]

Catholic? Catholic.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Sodom and Gomorrah, they put out freak over here, huh?

[A]

I love the. When you lose your virginity to my wife.

[D]

Yeah, I was like, what, 1920 legend, man.

[A]

Yeah, legend. Oh, so you have sex before marriage though? Yeah. How you gonna handle that? Once, you know, I married her.

[D]

You know what I mean?

[A]

But no, you still have sex before marriage?

[D]

Nah, but it's like, you know, God's.

[C]

Cool, but God forgives everything, dude, if you just believe in him. That's the real.

[A]

That's what I don't like all. I don't like. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. That, that, that just seems like, you know what? Wild the out. Have a good time. Yeah, yeah, it feels like. Because we don't even live like that. You wouldn't let somebody keep coming to your house wilding the out, tearing your crib up if somebody did Project X at your house every day, yo, what.

[D]

Do you think the sex was like? This is not Project xx, okay? This was missionary. This was, this was right.

[C]

But a general rule, it's a get out of hell free pass. All them pedophiles in those churches, the pastors or whatever, they go to heaven.

[D]

They could, they could, they will.

[C]

How would they not?

[A]

And God doesn't tell you what type of sex. You just say, don't have sex before marriage. And if you're going to do it, at least make it good. It was, it was. I mean, you married her, so it.

[D]

Was regular, you know what I mean? But then we got married. It's fine. I think God's cool. I think he's going to dab me up.

[A]

I don't know. I mean, that's the whole tricky thing about this. It's just tricky. It's just tricky. I don't know. I've been thinking about that lately, you know what I'm saying? Did you see that video of the lady who described hell? No. And for whatever reason, there's nothing but celebrities in hell. Like, you know, it's so weird that like Stalin, Hitler, none of them are in hell, but Biggie is. Get the fuck out of here. Right? So she's describing all these celebrities that's in hell. That shit was really kind of like terrifying, yo.

[D]

Like, you saw Biggie in hell, bro.

[A]

That shit was kind of terrifying. Like, you know what? I think I want to go get baptized, play a little bit of this shit, Chris, and we get the fuck out of here.

[D]

I don't even understand. Is hell segregated I don't understand.

[C]

This is an hour, so I don't know.

[A]

No, no, no, there was a, there's a five one you skipped over Chris.

[C]

I saw a 59. Second one right there. 59.

[A]

That one, that one.

[E]

Wax Dog, it was, she was hugging this, this copy of Biggie saying this should have been my husband. I said, lord, what in the world this woman supposed to be a child of God? You in there talking about this ungodly man supposed to be your husband. An hour later, Jesus Christ took me from that room in the hell give me. I hear my words with no dream for some of y', all saying I'm having dreams with no vision. I was physically out of my body in hell, standing beside Jesus Christ himself. There's this cave like area pitch black. And there was these two. The demons was almost as the demons was darker than the darkness. You didn't even know it was demons there until you saw the whites of their eyes. That's how you knew that they was creatures. And these demons had to be 13, 14, 15ft tall. And they were standing in front of a jail cell. A jail cell in hell. A jail cell in hell. The bars went up and down and they were dug into the top of this cave like area. Then dug it to the bottom. And it was just a carved out area of a cave room. And there was nothing in this room, just carved out areas. And he was holding the bars, but he was on fire from the inside. He was burning from the inside. Like he like, like somebody put a bomb in his belly. He exploded. I saw him and I'm standing there looking at him and I asked Jesus, I said, Jesus, why is this man here? And these are the words Jesus said verbatim is written on record in heaven. That's what he told me. He said, this man, he didn't even call him his name. He said, this man told me he didn't need me.

[A]

Watch this.

[E]

When Jesus finished speaking them two demons, one demon told the other demon that he wasn't speaking in English, he was speaking his language I ain't never heard. But I knew what he was saying. He was saying because he was pointing, they had staffs, they had poles. I don't know, I don't know what's up with the staffs. But they had these staffs and he was holding the staff of his right hand, he pointed. He said he was telling the other demon to get him out of that cell and they're gonna take him for more torment. So when they came out of the cell, fake King's robe appeared on him, fake crown. And they took him and put him in a juicer. Now you have a permanent spirit body in hell. You still feel like you have bones. You still feel like you have blood vessels. You still feel like you have the same organs you had here, but you don't. But you do. You feel it. And he felt the pain of breaking bone, muscles and ligaments and tendons. His skull being cracked and smashed.

[C]

He felt that.

[E]

And then it was all on the floor in a big mush pile. And his body just came back together. And then they put him back in his cell. And when they put him back in his cell and closed the door, he exploded on fire. Like somebody put a bomb inside his chest. And he exploded, but his body didn't do nothing. He was just burning from the inside.

[D]

One of the craziest.

[A]

End, man, Listen, I don't think that was AI.

[C]

Why do you believe it?

[A]

I don't know if it was. AI ain't say I believe it. I'm just saying that I'm not, not believing it. Not the Biggie part, but the way she described hell. She's a crazy person, but I just don't want to take no chances is what I'm saying. Like. Like there's no need to risk it is what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Like, come on. Go get baptized. Give your life to God. Like, that was a fantastic description of hell. I've never heard hell described.

[D]

Like, she's a phenomenal storyteller.

[A]

Don't get me wrong. What?

[D]

I believe in God, but even this, I'm like, I don't know. I don't know what this lady knows about a Jesus.

[C]

A Looney Tune.

[B]

What are we talking about?

[A]

I'm not saying she's not.

[C]

She obviously thinks juicers are evil. Look at her.

[A]

What if this is the message?

[C]

The message is I'm crazy?

[B]

Yes. Charlotte, stop it.

[A]

Stop it.

[C]

Biggie goes to hell because he carried around.

[A]

I don't think Biggie's in hell. I'm just saying the way she described hell, that's terrifying. This should be in a movie. I'm like, this should be in a movie. Whoa. Whoa. Go get baptized. Yeah.

[C]

She has visions. She's probably schizophrenic.

[D]

Why was she in hell? What did she do?

[A]

Jesus took her there for a little jet flu holiday. It was just a little quick in and out, man. That's it. She wanted to show her so she can come back and tell us and we get our minds right.

[C]

Right. Now you can say 50 pounds per person.

[A]

God damn. You want this one? One. Oh, I like that one. Aliens land. Oh. One comedian plus one rapper to rep Earth. Who you sending?

[C]

That's a good fire question. Why don't we just do both? Send Will Smith.

[A]

Oh, two and one.

[C]

Get him the out of here, man.

[A]

Shut the up. You win with that. You win with Big Willie. One comedian, one rapper. They all love Will. There's actually not a better representative to Sting.

[D]

Eddie Murphy.

[B]

No, that's bad. You send the guy who made a movie killing a bunch of aliens.

[D]

Oh, that's a good point.

[C]

Oh, no, that lets him know, Nate. That lets him know. Don't fuck around, dude. You want to fuck around with us?

[B]

That's like an act of war right there.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Do they have to be dead or alive? Cause that matters.

[B]

Let's say it don't matter. Anybody.

[A]

Comedian. I'm sending George Carlin.

[D]

Yeah, so.

[C]

Ooh, good answer.

[A]

Rapper. I'm sending. I'm still sending Jay Z. Jay Z sending Jay Z.

[D]

You're sending Jay Z. George calling.

[A]

And Jay Z One comedian George calling the rap the rep earth. Jay Z, the rep earth is the rapper.

[C]

I was saying Lil Nas X is a rapper.

[A]

Aliens be like, he's one of us. We sent him here from your. Hey, don't be late to the party tonight. We're at you know where it's at. What else we got? What's the biggest what if the universe and life has given us? Ooh. Oh. What's the biggest what if the universe and life has given us?

[D]

Mark, man, I mean, you gotta think about war. That's the thing I always think about.

[C]

I mean, what if Hitler wasn't born?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

What if. So what if someone killed Hitler? What if Hitler. Da, da da. I'm trying to think craziest. What if.

[B]

What if God is real?

[D]

No, it's got to be more like a butterfly effect, like something that happened that could have changed the course of history. You know what I mean? What if that bullet hit Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania? How crazy would be crazy?

[C]

That's a crazy one, right?

[A]

That's interesting. Yeah. Like. Like, what if Martin Luther King Jr. Had never got assassinated?

[D]

Right.

[A]

You know, what if he had been able to really live out his dream? Yep.

[B]

You know, he would have been so disappointed.

[A]

You think so? Yeah. Yeah. What if I went to that basketball game with that ball player?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yo, you would have been a bigger.

[A]

Celebrity or at least wife the up. You know what I'm saying? Running around at somebody's assistant for all of these years.

[C]

You know, sports. What if I think about a lot two, Bo Jackson. What if Bo Jackson got to play a full career and then what if Custom Auto lived another like 20 years? Mike Tyson's fan.

[A]

I think about those. I think about, what if Michael Jordan had never retired? Would he have won eight rings? You know, I think about Tom Brady. What if Tom Brady never lost the Super Bowl? How crazy would that be to.

[C]

As a Cowboy fan, the fact that he only lost the NFC team, NFC east team, is really just drives me insane.

[A]

It's. It's unbelievable. But just imagine if he'd have won 10 rings as a football player.

[C]

He's the greatest athlete of all time already. You know, I think.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think that would have been much different. People put.

[C]

I already put him number one.

[B]

Number one.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But most people disagree with me though. They think he's not an athlete because he's a quarterback.

[A]

He's actually the great. It's the degree of difficulty of football. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're not supposed to play as long as he played and be as good as he was in football. That's just not, it's literally the not prolonged league.

[C]

If Michael Jordan had 19 rings, that's what Tom Brady did. Because no franchise has seven rings. Tom Brady has seven rings.

[A]

Well, we were having this conversation on Brandius before and I was saying that the NFL is literally the only league I don't think you can do the ring game with.

[C]

Why?

[A]

Because it takes so many players to win in the NFL. But when you get it right, like a Tom Brady got it right, and you win seven rings and you're like the catalyst, the leader of the team, then that's different. That's why I rank him as, as, as high as I rank him. But there's gotta be like, who, who, who want. There's gotta be somebody that won like five or six rings with Brady, right?

[D]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Who would that be?

[C]

No, because the first run, his first super bowl was. Oh no, he was late. His first Super bowl was 2002.

[A]

No, Brown got four with him.

[C]

Mighty got four, but not seven got four with him. His last Super bowl was 2019. Very few players play 2020. Very few players play that long. Yeah, so that's a 20 year career of getting Super Bowls, like 18 year gap. Nobody played that long.

[A]

Yeah, Gronk got four with him because he got three with him in New England and then one in Tampa.

[C]

And four is a big number, but it ain't seven.

[A]

And that's what makes Brady even iller. Like, yo, you left the Patriots, went to Tampa and got a ring first year.

[D]

Crazy. Yeah.

[C]

And Tampa was irrelevant before that.

[A]

He should have walked off after that, though. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't blame him for trying one more year, but I. I do wish he had walked off.

[D]

What if Giselle never did Brazilian jiu jitsu?

[C]

That's really what it is.

[D]

That's, I think, the biggest what if, because that's the reason why Brady stayed in another year because he went through some marital.

[A]

They used to say Giselle did witchcraft.

[D]

No, she had charms in her pocket.

[A]

They said Giselle used to do witchcraft. Really? You never heard that?

[C]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

This is Brazilian racism.

[A]

I mean, they say that's what she's.

[C]

Into for Tom Brady.

[A]

I mean, just in general, but she used to. Yeah. Do it on time.

[C]

Well, he ain't. He didn't win a Super bowl after they got divorced.

[A]

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

[C]

That was his worst year. They got their ass stomped in the.

[A]

Playoffs, and this was after she wanted him to retire. Fire. And he came back anyway, and then he ended up getting a divorce and everything else and superpowers got neutralized.

[D]

Whoa, that's a great.

[A]

Just saying. I underscore b. Underscore that. Underscore Jiggy. Have there been times where you lost all motivation? What was some things. What were some things too. To do?

[C]

What were some things to do to break.

[A]

What were some things to do to break that?

[C]

Some things. Just one word instead of two?

[A]

Yes. Oh, that's a good question. I think the best way to get motivated is to remember what got you into it to begin with. Because everything's an intention. Right. I think the reason that you go so hard in the beginning is because you have an intention. Your intention is, I want to get on. I want to succeed. You know, I got this burning desire to do something inside of me. It's just this. It's this art I got to get out, you know, it's this content I gotta get out, whatever it is. So, like, for me, it was radio. I love doing radio, and I wanted to be the best at radio. And when you lose motivation, you just gotta find, what is your intention now? Cause what your intention was when it started may not be the fuel that keeps you going. So I just think you always gotta constantly find, you know, what's that thing? What's your intention now? What's that thing that keeps you going now?

[C]

I agree with that.

[A]

We know what Got you here. We know what got you going. Doing. Yeah. What is it now that keeps you here?

[C]

I agree with that. I. I also think confidence and motivation are closely. Like, once I realized the comic I could be, when I started getting a little success and growing, I was like, oh, and now it's. I. I'm motivated all the time just because the intention is there. Also, being around people who are doing incredibly well, like, always being behind Schultz has been a great motivator for me. Out of love. I've. I want him to be the biggest in the world. And then seeing that is like, oh, that's a thing I can keep trying to chasing.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It feels much more possible.

[C]

Yeah. And then it's just like, it's a constant goal that, oh, he's doing this. Okay, let's aim for that. The same for that. Let's aim for that. It all seems real and it's right there to look at it.

[D]

Yeah. And I feel like daily habit formation. Like, Seinfeld used to have a thing where he had a big calendar and he was like, every time I write, I put an X on the calendar. And then you get ten X's in a row and just gives you, like, a little bit more of a nudge to be like, all right, I gotta write today and just try to fill out the whole calendar with X's, whatever that little thing is every day.

[A]

You can. Yeah.

[C]

Motivation comes and goes, discipline doesn't. Yeah, you can build the discipline.

[A]

You're good. Yeah.

[C]

Relying on motivation is rough. It's gonna go.

[A]

What about you, Alex?

[B]

Things have helped me. I would say, when did your fiance.

[A]

Lose all motivation to get married? Was it before or after the fact.

[C]

That he threw to you? I was like, what's going on? Because they don't seem like a char.

[B]

No, no, no, no. I should.

[A]

I should have known.

[B]

I should have known.

[C]

I should have known.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Nah, I would say things like eating right, working out. If everything else isn't going right, at least those things kind of help the mood. And then it would snap me back into, like, a better mood to, like, keep driving.

[A]

That's true. But that's why I tell folks like, yo, when you lose motivation, just do something.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just go find something positive to do. I don't give a fuck if you gotta go do a hundred push ups a day. Whatever it is, just do something.

[C]

Alex. Fiance could just talk to a wedding planner.

[A]

Yes. For real.

[B]

We're happy.

[A]

Happy.

[B]

We're happy.

[A]

I don't know, bro. And was that true or caution? They said your wife was mad at you for Trump.

[C]

No, she was joking. She was just like. And then it just became a thing and it was funny watching because I remember the article that came out was people or something was like, a podcaster's wife is upset. I was like, why did they say comedian? Because they said comedian's wife. People would probably know it's a joke.

[A]

At least they don't call you a rapper.

[D]

Rapper?

[A]

Me, rapper. I'm a rapper still.

[D]

Oh, that'd be awesome. I wish I got that.

[C]

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

[A]

Has the biasness of hip hop media ruined the landscape of hip hop emda, Great question.

[C]

I love academics, but everything's so pro Drake. And then there's some people who are so anti Drake, the fans have kind of ruined all of it. Like the Drake Kendrick beef should have just been a fun thing that went away and now they're just constantly all, it's been two years or whatever.

[A]

Get over. Yeah. I mean the reality is you're out of your mind if you think that biasness has not always existed in hip hop media.

[C]

It's so front facing now, non stop.

[A]

Well, no, it's not because people act like they're not. Like I did Vlad TV the other day and I mean this wasn't a hip hop question, but he asked me something about Schultz and I'm like, it was a Schultz Kendrick thing. And I'm like, first of all, of course I'm gonna defend my guy. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that thing. Just like I'm gonna defend all my folks. Right. That's a natural biasness that you're going to have.

[B]

But I think what Akash is talking about is you remember the Jay Z, Nas. Even though we all knew Angie Martinez was like a good friend of Jay Z, she was keeping it very neutral with how she was like, I mean.

[A]

There'S some things you can't lie about. But the reality is there's a difference between having bias and being friends with a person. See, some of these people either think this person is their man or they think they have a relationship with that person. So they don't want to fuck that up. So they, it's not even biased, they're just delusional on purpose. Like Kendrick and Drake is the perfect example. Kendrick washed Drake in every metric like it wasn't even close. Right. But you'll still have people who deny that and like they'll still try to find all of these different or they'll.

[C]

Run with the Bots narrative that's what I'm saying. Act like if Family Matter was the best song. Who fucking cares?

[A]

Hairs, dude. It's over.

[C]

He lost.

[A]

That's not even a bias.

[C]

And Kendrick won. Let's move on.

[B]

Close. It wasn't a whole wash.

[C]

It was an absolute.

[A]

It was a ass. Yes. That was more than one.

[C]

Drake could have ended world hunger forever.

[A]

A lot of worlds. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Like, it wasn't even close and we noticed. But you'll have people that won't even be objective about it. I, I. You can have your natural bias, but then you still got to be objective and call a spade a spade.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And if you're not willing to call a spade a spade, it's not even that you're biased. It's just a liar. You're actually, you know.

[C]

But there do seem to be on both sides, liars. And it's just like, why am I still reading this? What's. It's over. Let's move on.

[A]

But the combos also changed. I mean, if you can think back to the earliest case of hip hop, the combo was a critics response to an album. Right. Whether you got five stars in the Source literally would make or break five mics.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Talk it to the mic.

[A]

Like, five mics in the Source makes or break your career. Yeah. Right. And also determines to a large part how much albums you would actually sell. When's the last time anybody bought an album based on a critics review?

[C]

Yeah, it's over. Like, we don't even buy albums really.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I think, I think Kai Sinat still has some pull. Like, if he listens to a song on his stream and he like, really is fucking with it, that song does it charts. Like, there's some people that still have pull.

[A]

That's the Unfinished.

[C]

I wouldn't even consider him a critic, though.

[A]

I haven't seen, I haven't seen that happen.

[B]

Give me.

[A]

Because I haven't seen him do that with like a. You know how when, you know you can really do that when you do it for somebody that don't have any pull? Like, if you review Playboy Cardi album and he go number one, of course. But would he trash something?

[B]

I think, wasn't it Sexy Red that it was. She put out a song that he wasn't really feeling and he kind of said it and then like, she was really upset about it. And then they didn't even put that song out as a single. Like, the label didn't get behind it because he said he didn't like the song.

[A]

Yeah, that happens all the time. Yeah. I mean, listen, once again, it's a natural bias. I don't think it's ruined the landscape of hip hop though, because it can't. Because hip hop media is not the only voice you hear. Like, don't nobody give a fuck what any of us saying. If you like Drake, you like Drake. Like they're the. Everybody's hip hop media as long as you got a phone and you can voice your opinion about something. They can hear me right now in this podcast, say something about Drake and they'll be in the comments saying this motherfucker ain't with a Drake hater. And they're right, okay? They're right. Absolutely. So they run their own shit now. They don't give a fuck what hip hop media talking about. So it can't ruin the landscape of hip hop. But there's a definite bias. We're all biased. Y' all are biased. These motherfuckers that are watching this show right now that you know, don't like certain things we're saying about certain people because they like that person. You have a natural bias towards them. Cause you're a fan and it's ok. This last question, E. Raywill, if you were president, what's the first thing you would do to actually make America great?

[C]

I'm gonna borrow a line from our boy Vivek Ramaswamy, or at least my boy. Improve education. World class education. That's the most important thing.

[A]

I think you wouldn't get fucked in the ass one stroke.

[C]

If that was. If that policy was offered by every UN leader, that one person, me. And we make sure that all the world's population.

[A]

I would have trained from the un. God damn.

[C]

I said one person.

[A]

No, you didn't.

[C]

You said.

[A]

I said one person.

[C]

Me.

[A]

You said if that was a UN.

[C]

Policy, one person, me. We end world. Hung. I'm in.

[A]

One stroke.

[C]

One stroke.

[A]

Not even a stroke of a pin, just one stroke of a dick.

[C]

One stroke of a dick. That's light work.

[A]

You're actually the greatest president of all time. After that, I'd be the greatest president. Greatest and gayest.

[C]

Greatest and gayest. Who sacrificed more than this guy who sacrificed his axle? Lincoln ain't sacrificed shit. No, he took a headshot, I took a back shot.

[D]

So I'm saying, right, yeah.

[A]

What about you, Mark? If you were president, what's the first thing you would do to actually make America great?

[D]

I don't even know. I saw some shit at the airport this week that bugged me. I mean, first off, you take your shoes off in an airplane. Plane straight to jail. That's kind of something. If you get a massage at the airport. That's disgusting.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait. If you take your shoes off inside the plane or.

[D]

Yeah, inside the plane.

[A]

What's wrong with that?

[C]

You got socks on or.

[D]

No, if you have socks, I kind of look past it, but if I've.

[C]

Been doing it with socks.

[D]

Yeah, it's like, it's disgusting. If your foot touches anything on the plane, then you got it.

[B]

Yeah, barefoot is crazy, but.

[D]

And you got to get deported.

[A]

It's fine.

[D]

Yeah, you get deported.

[C]

Like, if you got on flip flops, you need to take them off. That's crazy.

[D]

Yeah, exactly. You're already out. Dogs are already out. So, like. Yeah, if you take your shoes off, dogs touching, you got to get deported. And if you get a massage at the airport, you got to get deported. I just don't. I don't believe in that. Like, if you go to the airport and you're like, man, I'm so tired. I have to get a back rub at this terminal. Terminal D of laguardia.

[B]

What if you got a long layo, bro?

[C]

I've never done it, but I can see it.

[D]

No, you gotta grow.

[C]

You're gonna reach a point where you go on a tour for an extended period of time, and then the airport, you're gonna go straight from airport, flight, fight flight, next show. No, I'm telling you, if you have.

[D]

To get an elbow in your back just to make the tour, you shouldn't be on the road. You got to go home. You got to go straight home.

[C]

Or you get 28 year old guy. 28 year old guy. Give it 10 years.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, my God, I can't wait for your body to break down.

[D]

My body's gonna break. I'm just gonna break down. And I'm gonna do shorter tours because you know what? If I can't even make it through LaGuardia, I gotta go home.

[C]

You're not gonna do. You're gonna get your back rope. You're gonna bring a masseuse on the door.

[D]

Yeah, I'm not. Imagine.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What are you doing as a president?

[A]

First thing, I mean, investments in the porn, disenfranchised communities. Like all the shit everybody talks about, like, really, you know, creating better infrastructure, investing in education, sending people to trade schools, making sure people got proper mental health services. Like, that's it. Like, really that simple? Like, really make an investment into the communities. Make an investment in the people. Like actually do it. Like you know, not just talk about it. We're not wondering where the taxpayer dollars are to going. You're going to fucking see it. You're going to see this money in this community. And whoever doesn't want to participate in the programs that we implement to make the community better, we're going to send you to Alligator Alcatraz. What if we've been. You should really punish people for not wanting to do right. Yeah.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? Like we weaponize, you know, poverty and we weaponize, you know, you know, people being poor. I've said the same thing twice. But literally if we implement all of these programs. Just think about this. You implement all these programs, so you got options to go to trade school. You know, we got community colleges. We're paying for free. You know, we're creating job programs. You know, we got all of these opportunities to do the right thing and you don't participate. We should punish you. That should actually be a crime. You know how they had the tardy shit where they were locking parents up? I forgot what it was California. They were locking parents up. If they were, if their kids were missing school. It should be the same thing. If you make these investments in the community and you got all of these way to better yourself and you choose not to participate, you should be punished.

[D]

I think you get everyone on board with that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Why wouldn't you want that?

[D]

Cuts across the aisle.

[C]

This sounds a little Chinese, I must say. What you going to do now? I don't dislike it, but it does sound a little bit communist dictator or whatever.

[D]

We want to work good education. That should sound a Chinese.

[A]

Chinese have gotten a lot. Right? Right? Chris, Chris, come on. Let's be honest. Come on. Chinese, they've gotten of a lot lot. Right.

[C]

I was on board with pretty much everything you said until send them to jail.

[A]

I said punished.

[C]

You sound.

[A]

It's not a real sentence. I'm going send you there for a little bit. I bet you 12 hours. Yes. You don't want to come to my class.

[D]

Scared straight. Yeah.

[A]

That's all.

[D]

Yeah, I like that.

[B]

I think I take money out of politics. Money out of politics. So then politicians actually start doing what the people vote for.

[D]

For like take off Citizens United.

[B]

Yeah. Like super PACs. All that is done.

[A]

What would be their motivation? Because they care.

[B]

No, because now you actually have to do what people who vote for you.

[C]

Yeah. You're a public servant.

[A]

Yeah. You'd have to actually care. Right.

[C]

Who the says servants are rich. You're a public servant.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You shouldn't be rich.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You're supposed to not make that much money. That's the point.

[C]

You should be getting in the ass for world hunger.

[A]

Damn. Yes. Yeah, but then you can't get elected if you're getting in the ass. And usually the people that actually care are getting fucked in the ass. Pete Buttigieg make a great president right now.

[D]

Yo, that's a good point.

[A]

You know what I'm saying? But nobody will vote for him because of his sexuality.

[C]

I'd vote for him. This guy would take a back shot.

[A]

To end world hunger, but he wouldn't win a national election.

[C]

You don't think so?

[A]

Nah.

[D]

Yeah, it's gonna be tough.

[A]

Cause there's not enough people who would take back shots to end world hunger. If we did a mass poll right now, and we could poll every man.

[C]

You know what I'm saying?

[A]

If we could poll every man in the world right now, okay. And ask them, would you take a back shot? One dick quick in the ass. The in world hunger, I guarantee you 80% of the population will say no. 80. And that's why people. The judge couldn't be president. I don't think. 80.

[D]

No, it might be 80.

[A]

Let's do it.

[C]

Think about the whole percent of this room said no. I'm the only good person in here.

[D]

I said yes.

[A]

Would you take a back shot then world hunger cross. Oh, of course. The question is.

[D]

Inflicted.

[A]

How long would you go? What. What is the limit for the issue? Like, what about universal health care?

[C]

First class. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Y' all got that. Figure that out. I'm gonna get fucked in the ass for you to have insurance.

[A]

You also. I want to know what y' all eating. They gotta be five star bills, pricing. What are we talking? Yeah. What are we feeding people?

[C]

I need you to be able to sustain yourself off food. That's all. That's enough. You don't need to be eating Michelin stars.

[A]

I would do it to end poverty. Like poverty all across the board. World hunger, like everything. If nobody's. If there's no more poor people anymore and everybody's making a good living, everybody got a place to stay. Everybody got a roof over their head.

[C]

This a lie.

[D]

How about lower world hunger?

[C]

He wouldn't do it. Now he trying to get votes.

[A]

Lower inflation. No, no.

[B]

Chris just want to get.

[A]

Damon sitting down.

[C]

I said, how I'm gonna get fucked in the ass for eggs?

[D]

Chris is like steak and a bottle of wine. What do you think what's the catch?

[A]

Yeah. I don't know, man.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

Thank y' all for joining me this week, man. Appreciate it. Thanks for having me on flagrant blast.

[D]

Thank you, man.

[A]

As always. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the Brand Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.