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Charlamagne Tha God
Yep. Charlamagne. Tha God. Andrew Schultz, you are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Hezekiah Walker. What's up, my boy? How you feeling, man?
Chris
Feeling blah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why?
Chris
Completely unrelated to this being, like, a great historic day for America. Just, I don't know.
Charlamagne Tha God
We're recording this on Monday, by the way, which is MLK Day. I don't know why they combined the two, but, I mean, my dad asked me that earlier, but I'm like, It's always on January 20th. Inauguration Day.
Chris
It is, yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. Inauguration Day is always on January.
Chris
So they're always the same day.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't think they're always the same day, but on this year, it. Because Martin Luther King Jr. Is always, like, on a Monday.
Chris
The Monday. Right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. So it just fell on it for this year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chris
Anyway, no, I think. I don't know, I think, like, I. I drank a few nights in a row, but not, like, partied hard. But I'm 41 now, so if I have, like, a few glasses of wine four or five days in a row, I think it just kind of catches up and.
Charlamagne Tha God
Tell me about it, my boy. I did that last night.
Chris
What happened?
Charlamagne Tha God
I was just at home, you know, and, you know, like, Nyla came over. My other homegirl Rachel came over and, like, my wife and, you know, Rachel, they was all in the kitchen cooking. And Rachel's Jamaican, so she had, like, some type of hibiscus syrup drink that her mom makes sugar. We opened up a bottle of tequila, the Casa Dragones, and we just was mixing it with the vodkas, and next thing you know, a whole fucking bottle of tequila. Tequila is gone. And I'm waking up. Like, why? I literally, like, why did we do that? Why? I'm 46. What the fuck are we doing drinking a whole bottle of tequila? It was funny. We in there talking. I mean, it's a. You know, and it's a bunch of people who. And. And, you know, don't get me wrong, Rachel is. Is, you know, woke.
Chris
Yeah. Right.
Charlamagne Tha God
But she's still cool, you know? What I'm saying. So it's like when I'm.
Chris
I like how you think those are opposites. That's how I know that we've won.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, she's woke, but she's still cool. I've always said woke people need to get some motherfucking sleep facts. Cause they don't think right when they've been awake too long.
Chris
Chris came in drowsy.
Charlamagne Tha God
We gonna get to Chris.
Chris
Oh, we gonna get through.
Charlamagne Tha God
I was so drunk. And we just talking, you know what I'm saying? And then, you know, some 90s slurs flying. And then we watched Chappelle Again. I watched Chappelle on SNL the night before. But then we watched it back again. So it was just. It was just a good night. But then you wake up like, why the fuck did we drink a whole bottle of tequila? Yeah, there's no need. There's no need for that.
Chris
There's no need.
Charlamagne Tha God
No need for that. Never. Not at our age. We don't need it.
Chris
We don't need it.
Charlamagne Tha God
You don't need it. I get a couple drinks, you're cool with a whole bottle of tequila. It's just like, eh. Yeah. You know?
Chris
Yeah, but. But it does loosen people up and get people, you know, to share their opinions.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's the best.
Chris
That's what you need. You need people with strong opinions, feel comfortable sharing them.
Charlamagne Tha God
But we got to get back to having those strong opinions amongst each other.
Chris
Well, now I think we've created an environment that is gonna be conducive to that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Cause I think we're past working things out in front of people.
Chris
What does that mean?
Charlamagne Tha God
Meaning, like, I think people get on social media and they just say things. I don't mind. When you're, like, talking on a podcast and you're working things through, I guess they don't even. People get on social media and just say things, and it's just like, it causes confusion because you're inviting a bunch of strangers into your conversation. There's nothing like when you got your people. You know what your people are about. Y' all love each other, y' all enjoy each other's company, and y' all can talk amongst each other.
Chris
Exactly. Because you're not doing it for applause. You're not doing it for retweets. You're doing it if you post anything on social media. You're doing it for the reaction.
Charlamagne Tha God
100.
Chris
Right. So you just want your ego stroked.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Chris
We're guilty of that shit, too. Ideally, when we're posting stuff, we're like, hey, we think this is funny. We think this is interesting. And then you guys go, hey, that's really funny. Or that's really interesting. That's the ideal scenario. But if we just want to chop it up and say a crazy opinion.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do it at the house. I'm fine. The group chat is fine. Sitting around with your people drinking, it's funnier. That's cool.
Chris
But the best is just when everybody.
Charlamagne Tha God
Lets loose at Perfect Man. It's the best. Oh, my God. It's the best, man.
Chris
And it's basically what we're building to in this episode today, because I've been waiting for this day, specifically to see Chris come in here with the rotavirus. Chris is so upset at the fact that Trump just got sworn in that he said he got rotavirus. His body is literally not able to handle a magnificent president like Donald Trump that's going to lead America into, you know, the next golden age.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'll tell you a question that came up last night, Chris.
Chris
All you got to do is bend the knee, and then I'll be a Democrat again.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't bend the knee.
Chris
I'm the joker. I'm the joker. I just want to see chaos, Chris. I don't want anything but chaos, Chris.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't bend the knee. But can I ask a question that came up last night in my kitchen? It wasn't a question. It was a statement somebody made.
Chris
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
What if Trump does a great job? Guys, let's.
Chris
Let's discuss it.
Charlamagne Tha God
What if he's actually a good president? Chris? It's just a question.
Dov
Well, I'd say two things. I don't think he will be, based on his history. You got to remember, I've been following Trump since the late 70s, early 80s.
Chris
Say you're sorry, bro.
Dov
Okay, so I'm not saying that. And then I'm just saying, like, if.
Chris
He does a good job, just say you're sorry.
Dov
If he does it, is it possible?
Chris
Manipulated by the media?
Dov
Possible, yes. Is it highly unlikely? Much greater. If he does do a good job, I would argue it's only gonna be because people like me have made a stink and refused to relinquish their position. I believe this about Trump. He's a negotiator. He's a dealmaker. At the end of the day, he'll react to forces that are pushing against him. He'll still try to get what he wants, but he'll react to pushback. If there's no pushback, there's zero chance he does a good Job.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, how about this? This is the last piece, though.
Chris
Who does a good job is Chris's fault.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, the last.
Chris
That's what he just said.
Dov
Not fault. I get the credit.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, how about this? The last piece I did on. The last piece I did on the Daily Show, I was like, yo, he should prove all his political opponents wrong. Right? Like, if all of these people. Which we don't even believe anymore, but all these people call him a fascist and a threat to democracy and likened them to Hitler and all of this other stuff, if just proved him wrong, that's it. You proved him wrong. You win. Yo.
Chris
Okay, so here in this hypothetical. Let's just say. Right. Let's just say hypothetically speaking. I'm glad that we're speaking hypotheticals, because we could be honest. Hypotheticals is almost like Casadragones. That's what Casa Dragones does. It just creates the entire conversation. Just hypothetical.
Charlamagne Tha God
Alcohol, period. That's what alcohol.
Chris
That's it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. We love alcohol. Absolutely.
Chris
Let's say, for example, he stops the.
Dov
War, Israel, peace in the Middle East, Hamas.
Chris
Okay? He. He stops Ukraine, Russia, Taiwan.
Charlamagne Tha God
Taiwan.
Chris
Stay free. Taiwan.
Dov
Yes.
Chris
Okay.
Dov
Yes.
Chris
Let's say.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let them give up a little bit of. They can give up a little bit of Taiwan. All right?
Dov
Give them nothing to give up.
Chris
Snatch that up. Once we get the chips, though, we gotta make sure that we're making the chips. Once we make sure we're making the chips, then, boom.
Charlamagne Tha God
Take a little bit of Taiwan for world peace. Chris, if it just.
Dov
There's nothing to give up.
Chris
What do you mean, a little. You could give them an appetizer. Give him a spring roll.
Dov
There's nothing.
Chris
We'll give him a little piece of spring roll.
Dov
Chris.
Chris
Thank you.
Dov
No appetizers. Nothing.
Chris
Come on, bro. You want to give up one little island?
Dov
One of those little islands, the world little island.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because then, Chris, now you're getting double the credit. You already got credit because you're a person that stood up to him, but now you're giving up a little piece of your beloved Taiwan.
Chris
World peace. Greenland is willing to give it up. Greenland's willing to come on over. They were.
Dov
We can talk. I'll leave it.
Chris
Anyway, my point is this. Let's say that all these things happen, right?
Dov
Inflation goes down.
Chris
No, no, no, no. America. Yeah. Inflation goes down. American economy is booming.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right?
Chris
Right. Greenland becomes part of America. It's the Gulf of America, not the Gulf of Mexico. There is a strong border, so there's much less illegal immigration. And we, because of that we have much less. I guess, crime.
Dov
Crime goes down.
Chris
I mean, let's just say these things happen. Right? Let's say these things happen. At any point in time, do you admit for, like, the last four years or even eight years.
Dov
Yes.
Chris
That you're gay? Do you just come out and be like, hey, guys, I'm sorry. I was being so gay the last fucking eight years, Sucking cocks all the time, saying Trump was bad? At any point in time, do you just. Do you just go, you know what? I got to take these cocks out of my mouth and throat because I had too many of them inside of me for the last eight years. Is there any point in time where you say that hypothetical.
Dov
It's greater than six o' clock, baby. Sorry.
Chris
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. That was a bar. That was like a Southern bar right there. No, no. What I'm really trying to ask is this. At any point in time, do you start going, shit, maybe we were being manipulated by a media institution.
Charlamagne Tha God
It shouldn't take that long.
Chris
Well, I'm just saying, like a media. Or maybe there is a. What do they call the military industrial complex or whatever it is. Maybe there were forces that were outside of our control that were manipulating us and tricking us into thinking that we were the virtuous ones, when in reality, this other guy was going to achieve the things that we truly wanted. You truly do want a strong economy. You truly do want peace in the Middle East. You truly do want there to be a stop in the war in Russia and Ukraine. You truly do want a strong economy and I'm sure a strong border.
Charlamagne Tha God
But we do. You're not wrong, Schultz. But we do take a lot of the blame off said individual. Donald Trump caused a lot of this on his own because of his rhetoric. Now, did the rhetoric work? Yes. Did the rhetoric get him elected? Yes. But at some point, even he has to come out and say, I didn't mean none of that shit. That was it.
Chris
You know what I mean?
Charlamagne Tha God
I was just trying to get motherfucking elected.
Chris
I would say that there's plenty of things he said that are absolutely ridiculous and can be incredibly offensive, and I can see why it would trigger people. I would also say that there are a lot of things that were said about him or that were said that he said that he did not say at all. And there was tons of allegations thrown at him that we now know are false, and there's been no apology about it. They were saying, my man likes to get peed on by Svetlanas. Well, we don't and no, don't. There was a whole investigation paved by the fucking Clintons.
Charlamagne Tha God
How do you. How do you figure out if somebody likes to get peed on?
Chris
Not by Svetlanas.
Charlamagne Tha God
What the fuck is that?
Chris
That's a Russian woman.
Dov
You don't think the Russians have any influence on him? Honestly?
Charlamagne Tha God
We're not going back here. That's 2,000.
Dov
But no, let me ask.
Charlamagne Tha God
Come on, man.
Dov
That was a non answer.
Charlamagne Tha God
That was a non answer.
Dov
That was a non answer. That was a non answer. That was not an answer.
Chris
America's more straightforward question. More important than Biden.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm not doing this for the next four years.
Chris
That's what I'm saying.
Charlamagne Tha God
I refuse. I'm personally not doing this for the next four years. We're not going back to 2016 Russian propaganda talking points like, we're here now, Chris.
Chris
Okay, we're here.
Dov
We're here now. Listen, I understand the scenario you're painting. I think the thing that I can't.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't you want what's best for America, Chris?
Dov
Always.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. Yes. So if always. To answer Andrew's question and to answer the question that was in my kitchen last night, if he does a good job over the next four years, great. That's it.
Chris
That's it.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's it. Round of applause. That's it. I hope that.
Chris
There we go.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's it.
Chris
I can say, come on, this is what we want. Let me tell you why we want him to do a great job. Because if he does a great job and America's happy, then it brings the Democrat Party back to reality.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, it won't. Oh, no.
Chris
100% politicians. Just reflection of what people want.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, there's nobody more delusional than Democrats.
Chris
I understand they're delusional, but will happen is it will pull them. There'll be a gravitational force right after he won. AOC is taking the pronouns out of her bio or whatever people are saying. Clearly there are people in the Democratic Party that are realizing, okay, we went too far, the pendulum swung too far. Americans don't like it. Okay? The more successful Trump is, the more normal the Democratic Party becomes.
Dov
And that's what we're all the Senate.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Chris
That's what I'm saying. America is.
Dov
But I gotta get Trump to the center is what I'm saying.
Chris
Of course. But what I'm saying is America is at its best when we have a cool Democrat president. Bill Clinton, jfk, Barack Obama. Like, it's when we feel our most proud it's when the world just is in love with us. There's amazing moments when we have cool Democratic leadership. I mean, fdr, like, all these stories that you hear from these guys are incredible.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm glad that you still have faith in the Democratic Party. I have none of them. I think that what's. It's gonna take. It's gonna take at least eight to 12 years for a new type of Democratic leadership to emerge. This establishment Democrat. The establishment Democrats that exist now are not what the country wants, and I don't think they're what the country needs.
Chris
Yeah, I mean, AOC said, I'm not going to the inauguration because I'm not gonna go support a rapist.
Charlamagne Tha God
But listen, you can't call him a. I don't think.
Chris
Call him the president, a rapist.
Charlamagne Tha God
You call him a rapist.
Chris
Yes, she did. I think he.
Dov
Legally, yeah, legally, yeah.
Chris
Because it was a civil case. It wasn't. I think he can call him a sexual assault. This is like the problem that that newspaper got.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. The ABC just.
Chris
But she straight up called him a rapist on her Instagram. That's why I'm not going. It's like, okay, well, you'll be out of office soon. Congrats. You're not getting it. You're not. Well, you're missing the point.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, I'll say this. I do respect everybody who chooses not to go to the inauguration. If you truly believe the shit you've been saying, I actually expect you not to show up. I don't respect watching President Obama pull up after calling him a threat to democracy, after calling him a fascist, after likening him to Hitler. There can't be political norms when you use rhetoric. That's not normal.
Chris
So, you know what's interesting is that I didn't respect when he called him those things. You believe those things because people were saying, hey, look, this is what this guy is.
Charlamagne Tha God
His former joint chief of staff said that. Exactly.
Chris
So you're believing all the rhetoric. When all those politicians were saying that shit, I was like, none of y' all believe this, and you gonna be chumming it up and shaking hands with them. And then.
Charlamagne Tha God
And that's whack.
Chris
But I knew it because I saw it. I saw it over and over again.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't respect it. And I think it's so whack that I've been watching Democrats all week. Y' all more mad at Snoop Dogg, Nelly, Soulja Boy, and Rick Ross for performing at a. A crypto ball party inauguration weekend. It wasn't Even an official. I don't even think it was an official.
Chris
It don't matter if it's official. It is.
Charlamagne Tha God
But my point is, it's like a.
Chris
Party during super bowl weekend. It's part of the super bowl for.
Charlamagne Tha God
All of these media personalities and people on social media that have more smoke for them than you do watching your elected officials, like the Obama, like Barack Obama, like Joe Biden. These are the people that were telling us this guy was expressing democracy.
Chris
Yo.
Charlamagne Tha God
These were people likening this guy to Hitler. But y' all chumming it up with him. Like, no, I don't respect that.
Chris
Are you quick to call out snoop?
Charlamagne Tha God
Here's my thing, right? Snoop Dogg, Soulja Boy, Rick Ross and Nelly performing at that crypto ball is inconsequential. But that picture of Barack Obama showing all his teeth, smiling with President Carter, that's gonna affect elections in the future. That's gonna affect whatever Trump smile. I mean, yeah, I'm sorry. When he was smiling with President Trump at President Carter's funeral. That's going to affect elections in the future. That's going to impact people when they try to paint the picture of Republicans so bad, Republicans so evil, like, nobody's following, falling for that rhetoric no more.
Chris
Maybe that was the final nail in the coffin.
Charlamagne Tha God
Absolutely.
Chris
And we start realizing that these. We say it all the time. Like, politicians are full of shit. And then when they say things that we want to believe, we go, ah, they're full of shit. Except for that line right there. No, no, no. They're all full of shit. They're saying what we think is going to support is going to gain their support and. Or what we want to hear, they're validating our feelings. But the reality of the matter is when it comes time to do business, or when it comes times to get shit done, or when it comes times even a funeral, they're there and they're going to be chumming it up.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right. And round of applause to Michelle Obama for keeping that same energy. And I saw people saying, hey, well, y' all giving Michelle so much shit for not coming to the inauguration in 2024. Trump didn't go in 2020. You know why Trump didn't go in 2020? Because he said the election was stolen. Why the fuck would you tummy it up with people who you claim stole an election? So what does that do for Trump and his base? It lets the base know maybe they really did steal the election. Cuz Trump's acting like they did. Yeah, and he's Always fighting for us now. He's always on the front lines fighting for us. Democrats are terrible when it comes to that type of political optics. Because you know what Democrats will do?
Chris
What?
Charlamagne Tha God
What they did today? Joe Biden does all of these preemptive pardons on Fauci and the January 6th Committee and his whole family. He pardoned his whole fucking family.
Chris
Why would you have to do that if they were potentially guilty of something?
Dov
Because a bunch of maniacs are coming into control right now.
Charlamagne Tha God
So why didn't they act like he was a maniac then? Why didn't they hire an agent, go after him?
Chris
You're saying.
Dov
That's a good question.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why are they not acting like he's a maniac now? Why they smiling with him at funerals? Why you want to have tea with a maniac? You did all of these preemptive pardons on people, right? And you said that we're doing these preemptive parties because we think that this administration is a dangerous administration that will go after them. But then on the same day, you're in the White House having tea. Get the fuck out of here. Chris, come on, we got to cut it out.
Chris
Chris.
Charlamagne Tha God
You got to cut it out.
Chris
You could just say, get the fuck out of here. You could just say, get the fuck.
Dov
Out of the fuck out of here. To half that.
Chris
That's what I'm saying.
Dov
Not all of it, okay?
Chris
But we're getting there. We're moving closer to the middle.
Charlamagne Tha God
How much of the bird are we gonna eat, Chris? Who? How much of the bird? Cause it's clearly two wings on the same bird. So how much of the bird.
Chris
How much of the bird are we gonna eat?
Dov
Fly, eagles, fly. What do you think about that?
Chris
Listen, today. I think it's today. Trump is dropping 200 executive orders, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Chris
Yo, the fact that he gave the Fauci the pardon is wild.
Charlamagne Tha God
I told Chris earlier, man, that's a little wild. It is very hard not to believe.
Chris
What the fuck I put in my arm.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, that's right.
Chris
What did I put in my arm?
Charlamagne Tha God
So talk that talk.
Chris
I need to know what I put in my arm. Why did you pardon the guy that told me I got to put this shit in my arm twice?
Dov
Chris, let's walk through this.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's walk through this.
Chris
Thank God I got a fake booster. What would have happened to me if.
Charlamagne Tha God
I got a real one?
Dov
So I'm supposed.
Chris
Charlemagne. Thank God I went to a random Hasidic doctor in Williamsburg, Brooklyn to get a fake booster. What would have happened If I got a real one, Chris, why is the guy that told me to put something in my arm getting a preemptive pardon?
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's talk about this. Schultz. This is some wrap up from the hearing that Dr. Fauci had.
Dov
No, don't do this.
Chris
Is this gonna answer my question? Charlamagne? Cause I need to know.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just want to put some things out there. These are key hearing takeaways from the hearing he had with.
Dov
What's the source you're citing right now?
Charlamagne Tha God
This is from the fucking White House.
Chris
Real quick, before you say that. If I bought a Toyota, right, and then the CEO of Toyota got preemptively pardoned, right. I would be a little curious.
Charlamagne Tha God
This is oversight.house.gov so this is coming from the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.
Dov
Who's the chair of the committee?
Chris
Doge. Huh?
Charlamagne Tha God
Who's the doge? This is from last year. I don't know. Key hearing takeaways. Dr. Fauci showed no remorse for the millions of lives.
Dov
Who's the chair of this right now? It has a slant. Who's the chair of this?
Charlamagne Tha God
What does that mean?
Chris
That's a racial word.
Charlamagne Tha God
June of last year.
Dov
Chris, who's the chair?
Chris
Okay, just go. Who cares about the chair?
Charlamagne Tha God
Dr. Fauci showed no remorse for the millions of lives affected by his divisive rhetoric and his unscientific apology. He did not apologize to the thousands of Americans who lost their jobs because they refused the vaccine. Nor did he apologize to children experiencing severe learning leaning loss as a result of actions he promoted. Dr. Fauci confirmed that his senior advisor, Dr. David Morens, violated official NIH policies and potentially broke federal law. Dr. Fauci maintained his misleading claim that the NIH never funded gain of function research in Wuhan, China. Dr. Fauci agreed with the select subcommittee that EcoHealth and his president, Dr. Peter Dasak, should never again receive a single cent from the US taxpayer. Dr. Fauci corrected his previous testimony that his staff did not possess conflicts and interests. And Dr. Fauci publicly acknowledged that the lab leak hypothesis was possible and not a conspiracy theory.
Chris
Sounds like we gotta unpardon them, right? That sounds like that to me.
Dov
So let's walk through that.
Chris
Yeah.
Dov
Let's suppose that Fauci was in fact part of a wide conspiracy funded by who?
Charlamagne Tha God
The.
Dov
Is it Bill Gates's organization?
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know who it is. I mean, I just don't understand. If you're not guilty, why would you need it?
Dov
I don't know, but like, let's Real quick.
Chris
Can I just. Before. Because I want you to walk through it. I don't think that's what it is. I think these people were doing the best that they could with the information that they had. Now, here's the thing. Sometimes you make mistakes when you do that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Chris
Right. You're operating without data. There's no precedents for this. This is like an absolutely terrifying situation. There are millions of people fucking dying. You're doing your best. I think what people want is to not feel gaslit. I think what people want is fouches like, yo, we did our best. We fucked up with some things. Okay? Maybe we overreacted.
Charlamagne Tha God
We made up really stuff like the six feet of separation.
Chris
We made up some things. We made up some things. We thought it would be helpful. We. And you know what? Maybe some of these things really were helpful. Maybe some of them really hurt Americans. They hurt small businesses, they hurt kids not being able to go to school. And in these tough times, you have to make very tough decisions. I made the best decisions I possibly could in that moment. And some people were hurt, and some of those decisions were wrong. And I take full accountability for that shit, not this bullshit that we've had. Where you go, I give them the fucking pardon, and then there's zero accountability. And we don't even shine a light on it.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you know what else shows here? The thing I think that's fair.
Chris
Be a man and say you fucked up.
Charlamagne Tha God
Go ahead, Chris.
Dov
He didn't totally fuck up. He might have partially fucked up. All I'm going to say is, look around the world. Who are our enemies? Who are our friends? They all did the same thing. They tried to develop vaccines. They did social distancing. Maybe it would have worked if everybody had bought in. Maybe it wouldn't have. Everybody tried the same fucking thing. So to act like he's out on this island trying to destroy America, all.
Chris
You gotta go, go, go.
Charlamagne Tha God
This is what I'm simply saying. There was a bunch of conspiracy theories about Dr. Fauci before. Doing a preemptive pardon for Dr. Fauci is not helping him beat those other things.
Chris
Oh, no, now it's gonna be worse.
Dov
I will say this. It seems like. It seems like that was his choice and he'll have to live with it. I mean, so essentially, from what I just read this morning, a lot of people, they all. He also pardoned people who were on the January 6th committee.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Dov
And some of the Democrats said, I don't want that pardon. Don't give it to Me, we didn't do nothing wrong. I didn't do anything wrong other than investigate the truth. And I don't want the pardon now.
Chris
We should investigate the truth now.
Dov
You know, does he seem guilty? You know, I'm choosing to say I see it as a guy who's old, who doesn't want to spend the next whatever years of his life.
Charlamagne Tha God
Chris, he pardoned his whole family. Who?
Dov
Biden.
Charlamagne Tha God
Biden. Minutes before he didn't have the power to do it, he pardoned his whole family. Like, literally.
Dov
Have you seen Patel? He hasn't fully seen you, but, like, have you seen him?
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't talk that talk now.
Dov
Okay.
Chris
You talk about cash.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, it says.
Chris
Was that a joke about cash?
Charlamagne Tha God
With just minutes left in his presidency, Biden issues a full and unconditional pardon of his family, most notably his brother, James B. Biden. All that's going to do is feed into the Biden crime family narrative. Chris. Okay, I guess just that simple. I don't know.
Chris
At least acknowledge that it will. I know the optics are not rational.
Charlamagne Tha God
But why do they always lose that game? How do Democrats always lose the political optic game?
Chris
So I think a good way to look at these discussions is we first acknowledge what the optics are. Right. Hey there.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hey, Taylor gang.
Dov
I should make that clear, saying nobody committed a crime, but we're pardoning them anyways.
Charlamagne Tha God
Crazy, bad optics, terrible optics.
Chris
And that's the thing that I think a lot of us have become disillusioned with the Democrats about.
Charlamagne Tha God
Cause like, they're playing in our face.
Chris
Exactly. So you just, you make me feel gaslit. That's the term. Right. You're kind of. You're saying there's no issue here, but then you're behaving as if there is an issue. There's cognitive dissonance that sets in. You're like, what the fuck is going on here?
Charlamagne Tha God
Trump pardoned his people, but it was when they was in jail, like, it was after they had been committed, charged for crimes. So he actually let the system play.
Chris
Out, and then he pardoned.
Charlamagne Tha God
And then he pardoned them. Like, they're not even letting the system potentially play out.
Dov
Keep in mind, different system, but I'm.
Chris
Pardoning my whole family regardless. Like, I'm pardoning my whole family. I'm not going to do anything different. I'm pardoning my son. I'm pardoning everybody.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why didn't Trump do that after January 6th? Yeah, he had 14 days. Right?
Chris
Well, he hasn't raised a crackhead.
Charlamagne Tha God
What I'm saying, if we all Know the things that. That Trump was accused of. We know the things people around him was accused of. Why wouldn't he just do a blanket pardon of his whole family to protect them if he was actually committing all of those crimes that they said he did?
Chris
Well, I don't think that they're. We're saying that the kids were involved in those crimes.
Charlamagne Tha God
It don't matter. I didn't know. I didn't know Biden's. Why does Biden's whole family need a pardon?
Chris
Because they are.
Charlamagne Tha God
I never heard his brother. I never even heard of his brother.
Chris
They're committing those crimes. They've been a fan. I mean, here's the thing. There is a. In my opinion, there is a little bit of, like, political bribery or tomfoolery that's going on, right? Like, every single time. There is every single political family, the Trump family made their money outside of politics. If you've been in politics for 50, 60, 70, 200 years or however long Biden's been in politics, there's gonna be some quasi illegal shit going on, and his family's probably gonna be part of that, and they might be facilitating it, and so they could easily get clipped. So now he's like, all right, let me just clean him up and make sure it's okay. But that is kind of the American way when it comes to politics.
Charlamagne Tha God
All I'm simply saying is there's one family who's moving very guilty by doing freedom to pardons of the whole family. And then there's another family who've been accused of being guilty, but they let the system play out. Trump went through all this shit.
Dov
Well, he did not let the system play out.
Charlamagne Tha God
How did he not let the system play out?
Dov
He had to overturn the system.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, so, Chris, after that, from January 6 to January 20, why, after trying to overturn the system and failing, I.
Dov
Think he thought he was gonna win.
Charlamagne Tha God
I thought he was, but we know he didn't. He had 14 days. Why didn't he pardon that, Pardon himself and his family after January 6th? Why was he willing to go through. You know what, though? I just answered my own question. I'm bugging. He went through all of that because he knew it would be good politics. He knew the political theater of them motherfucking charging him and, you know, arresting him and the mug shots and everything else. He knew it was gonna end.
Chris
He pulled in his face.
Charlamagne Tha God
Absolute guy, you know, he's just better at this than everybody.
Chris
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
This is what it is.
Chris
Chris, is that shocking? Like, at A certain point in time, we can't go, oh, he got lucky again. It's like, if this is how he's orchestrated his entire life.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Chris
Yeah. Maybe he's good at it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Chris
And maybe the Democrats can learn something from it. Hey, when Barack Obama did it, it was because he was really good.
Charlamagne Tha God
Obama was really good.
Chris
It wasn't the institution. It wasn't like the Democratic Party that, like, you know, what's it called? Inflated him and held him up. Like they tried to do a Kamala. He was really good.
Charlamagne Tha God
They didn't. The Democrats weren't umg. Spotify.
Chris
Yeah. They didn't whitelist Obama.
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly.
Chris
They let that shit go.
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly. And by the way, he is the last real leader of the Democratic Party and probably the last real talent we've saw on the Democratic side. And Donald Trump, say what you want about him, he is a good talent.
Chris
And it's going to be hard for them. It's going to be hard for them to get talent because they're so uncool right now. Like, there's. I don't know anybody. I don't know one man above, like, 5, 9 that says they're a Democrat.
Charlamagne Tha God
There's only one.
Chris
I honestly like males under. Only. Only males, like, under 5, 9 that identify as a Democrat. They're like, I am a Democrat. 100. Exactly.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm registered as an independent, and I'm 5, 6, 5, 7. On a good day.
Chris
Exactly. It's for. It's a. It's a shorter guy thing. I don't know what it is. They just need protection.
Charlamagne Tha God
They need a shorter guy thing.
Chris
Have you met one dude, six, with a job, who's just like, I'm a. I would argue.
Charlamagne Tha God
I would argue with the gayer guy thing.
Chris
It's for bottoms. Demographics. If for bottoms, it is more of a bottom thing. Imagine you're on a date, and the guy on a date is like, I'm a Democrat. I just, like, I just love. Like, I want to chop off everybody's dick and just fucking put them in my mouth or whatever Democratic rhetoric is. Democratic Party is for five, eight, and under men.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, man.
Chris
And then it's for women, like, over 280.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn. It's funny that we was having this conversation the other day, Chris, man, we was on the phone and we was just talking about, like, what is the base of the Democratic Party anymore? And this is a question that I asked on election night when we did our joint, you know, broadcast with the Native Land podcast. Andrew Gillum and Angela Rye and Tiffany Cross. I was like, yo, is big tent politics dead? If I'm a Democrat, do I focus on this big tent where you're just bringing a little bit of everybody in, or do you just focus on your base? Because they.
Chris
It is their base. They left their base.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, their base should be black people, right? Their base should be black because that's.
Chris
Their base should be working class, middle class, for sure. Americans.
Charlamagne Tha God
The people who vote for them the most are black women because they ran.
Chris
The working class out when they were shitting all over Bernie Sanders. The only politician that Americans entirely trust left and right is a guy named Bernie fucking Sanders.
Charlamagne Tha God
Absolutely.
Chris
And the Democratic Party ran him out.
Charlamagne Tha God
But the Democratic Party also ran out those working class black people. I'll never forget, man, because they fuck with Bernie, too. They absolutely do fuck with Bernie. I was on the phone with. I remember Killer Mike told me this. Killer Mike said, look, working class black people in Georgia are very quiet this election. That should terrify Democrats. And when you look at, you know, why the VP didn't win any swing states, a lot of those areas, like the Philadelphias, like the Detroit, those urban.
Chris
Areas, they lost the working class.
Charlamagne Tha God
They didn't show up. They didn't pull up for, you know, they did absolutely lose the working class. And they. I believe they lost the working class because of things like this, Chris. They play in our face. They play in our face. This is playing in our face also.
Chris
Working class. Working class people don't care about, like, working class people, like union, factory working class, they don't care about all the rainbow shit. Like, it's just the party became too obsessed with the rainbow. And it hit him with the working.
Charlamagne Tha God
Class, all butt fucking. Let them do it in peace.
Chris
Yeah, Nobody gives a fuck. Go, butt fuck. Do your thing. But the whole thing can't be about my pronouns and how, you know, hormone blockers. And it's just like, why are we talking about this so much?
Charlamagne Tha God
Move away.
Chris
Move away and help working class Americans help middle class Americans help poor Americans become middle class. Like, that should be the entire energy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Get money, man.
Dov
I think that is what they're doing.
Chris
Get that mic. Get that mic you say.
Andrew Schulz
Same thing with Republicans, though. They worry about TikTok being canceled and now it's not canceled.
Chris
Yeah, but Republicans are a reaction to the absurdity. The Democrats. The Republicans are. We're so. And dicks back on. On.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dude, you know what? Those shows. Hold on, I want to. What Taylor's saying. This is what people miss, right? They look at TikTok is The symbol. That's not what Republicans are fighting for, right?
Chris
Yes.
Andrew Schulz
I'm not saying they are, but I'm saying.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, no, I'm saying it's the freedom of speech aspect. That's what, that's what I think. It's two things I think I want to protect. I want to protect Americans data and America's privacy. And we believe in freedom of speech. That's what the angle is. But even if it is, even if.
Chris
There is argues, I think it's just a political flexibility. I think they're just like Democrats. Shut it down. So I'm Trump, I'm going to roll in here day one, I'm turning it back.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, Trump is the one who said that they should shut it down. They did it because of China. That reinforces his narrative about China and how China's always trying to influence us and China has too much control over what we do here in America. Like America's not the first country to ban TikTok for those reasons. Yeah, India banned TikTok for those reasons. Every country banned TikTok.
Dov
China's essentially.
Charlamagne Tha God
China don't have TikTok.
Chris
For what it's worth. TikTok should be banned.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, it should be bought by Frank McCoy and Project Liberty. Sure.
Chris
Like for what it is. TikTok should not have any connectivity at all with China or any foreign country. It can be here, but it shouldn't have any connect. And currently it does. They're absorbing all of our data. They know exactly what Americans want to consume. And they could probably influence local elections, presidential elections, they could influence culture, they could influence whatever they wanted through it.
Andrew Schulz
So what does Instagram do then?
Chris
The exact same thing. But the idea is it's an American owned company owned by America's. So it's like I'd rather be manipulated by my own country than a country that wants the worst for me.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hold on. No, no, I don't want to be manipulated. I'd rather be. No, I can have control over them. I can call up Zuckerberg if I'm Trump. I can call up Elon Musk, I can call up who the fuck Zucker owns all of this shit, but he has control over them and it's still an American thing. You know what I mean?
Chris
You would assume that Zuckerberg wants America to be a successful country. China might not. So I would trust Zuckerberg and Meta's, you know, political leanings.
Charlamagne Tha God
I can make Zuck manipulate shit for me if I want him to. Let's just call it what it is. It's the same thing with Elon Musk and that. These are my guys. They gonna ride for me. They're gonna amplify our messaging, and everybody else is on their own. Like, that's literally what it is. There's nothing wrong with that. You think that. Do you think when you think about all of these liberal newspapers and liberal news networks that have existed for years, you don't think Democrats had the same influence on them? Of course, once again, George Soros got the Medal of Freedom two weeks ago in the White House. Y' all. It's all good when you on the side of the person, but soon as these people aren't on your side, now they're evil. They wouldn't be calling Zuckerberg, Elon, any of these tech guys evil if they were on the side of the left right now.
Chris
Oh, you're saying the left wouldn't be calling?
Charlamagne Tha God
No.
Chris
Yeah, of course not.
Charlamagne Tha God
No. Not even a little bit?
Chris
Not even a little bit.
Charlamagne Tha God
Not even a little bit.
Chris
That's how it is.
Charlamagne Tha God
And the TikTok thing is a very, very powerful flex. And the reason it's a very powerful flex is because, look, I think it need to be sold to my guy. Frank McCourt.
Chris
Yeah. Who is that?
Charlamagne Tha God
Frank McCourt used to own the Dodgers, but he has a company called Project Liberty, and he's always been fighting to make the Internet a safer place. And so he's been wanting to buy a TikTok. We had him on Breakfast Club last year. He'd been wanting to buy TikTok for the longest. Kevin O' Leary is part of his team now, and they're trying to buy TikTok. And I mean, what Trump did is, once again, you can get mad at it, but it's good political optics. It's good political theater that works in his favor. The Biden administration said, hey, we gonna leave it up to Trump? Trump sits with the president of China. The CEO of TikTok is at his inauguration. They shut it down for a day, put up the message thanking Donald Trump, and when he gets back in the White House, we know we're going to figure out a deal. Then Trump tweets out, hey, let's not let it go dark. We'll figure something out. So then they bring it back and thank Donald Trump again. And Trump is like, let's do a 50, 50 joint venture where America owns 50% and China owns 50%. He's going to get the credit for the deal. Why are we mad at him? Just being better at politics and Political theater. I'm not. Democrats should learn some shit. I'm not.
Chris
I think that the deal should be that we'll get TikTok, but China has.
Charlamagne Tha God
To take Instagram or X, because X isn't allowed.
Chris
Or X, but they just have to take an app from us so that we can absorb their data too. Now it's an even data exchange.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, well, well, if we. If we keep tick. Well, I don't know how the 50:50 joint venture will work, but what Frank was proposing before was he just wants the US portion of TikTok, and he wanted it without the algorithm. He wanted to put the power back into the hands of us. The actual.
Chris
The only reason TikTok is good is because the algorithm. And the algorithm is incredible. Like, it knows exactly what the fuck you want.
Charlamagne Tha God
But see, I thought. I thought Instagram does what I thought.
Chris
Everybody thought it was Instagram.
Andrew Schulz
I don't like that. You like that. They like if you're talking about something and then you pop up.
Chris
No, that's not what TikTok does. TikTok just knows what you want to watch. It's not like, oh, I'm talking about toasters. And a toaster comes up. They know that you don't want to.
Andrew Schulz
Look at toasters, but that's what Instagram does. So that's why when you guys saying, like, oh, they could take our data, they're taking our data anyway, in a sense, like, they're taking my privacy.
Chris
Wouldn't you rather your country take your data than a foreign country?
Andrew Schulz
Man, this country's not for me.
Chris
Oh, my God, are we still doing this?
Charlamagne Tha God
Stop this sound like this a little bit.
Chris
Listen, I hope you'll forgive me if I get emotional. Oh, yeah, this is. This is. This is what you said.
Charlamagne Tha God
Climate emergencies are not gender neutral.
Chris
The degradation of ecosystems disproportionately impacts women and girls. And I am wildly emotional.
Charlamagne Tha God
This is. She said LA fires were not gender neutral.
Chris
This girl said that the fires were sexist.
Andrew Schulz
You're talking to me about why I'm coming from a black woman standpoint.
Charlamagne Tha God
So, no.
Chris
What a white woman feels.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I don't understand. Yo.
Chris
Hey, shut up. You're white. Hey, bitch, shut up. You're white.
Charlamagne Tha God
What'd you say to me? What'd you say to me?
Chris
Hey, shut up, you're a white man.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just don't.
Chris
Shut the fuck up.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't understand what the purpose of this woman's statement was. Like, what does. What did she mean? Fires disproportionately affect women and Girls, listen.
Chris
We let retards speak in a microphone. Not on podcasts. Retards are allowed to speak in a microphone on podcasts. That's what podcasting is. We let some of them, you know, become part of government or. I don't know where the fuck she's having this conversation. She's Canadian. She's Canadian. And she's not talking about LA fires. What's she talking about? I don't know.
Charlamagne Tha God
That.
Chris
That circled when the hurricanes hit Florida. That same thing was like, hurricane are hitting Florida.
Charlamagne Tha God
And then that same. You see, I've been manipulated. I thought she was talking about the LA5 strict. You know, I saw it because I was in Florida during the fake news. You know who get. You know who coined that term? Get on the mic and say, tell us who coined that term, Chris.
Chris
Oh, it hurts. Hold on.
Dov
That was my whole point.
Chris
Hold on, Trump. No, no, no, no.
Charlamagne Tha God
It was fake news.
Chris
No, no, no, no, no.
Charlamagne Tha God
That was fake news. We were manipulated.
Chris
We were manipulated. We were tripped.
Dov
I was probably the Chinese that have been.
Chris
This motherfucker. This motherfucker. This is why. This is why Trump won. This is why Trump. Because you just will not relinquish it. You use one of his terms. Describe your rhetoric.
Charlamagne Tha God
It is.
Chris
No, it's not. Your point. No, it's not.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's the point, Chris. That was what the point was.
Chris
What was the point?
Dov
We're all getting manipulated.
Charlamagne Tha God
But that's what he told us years ago.
Chris
So you agree with Trump?
Dov
No, that's part of the manipulation.
Chris
Say you're being gay again. Say you're being gay again. You're starting to do it. You're being gay again. Here's the thing to it.
Charlamagne Tha God
What have I always said? If you don't tell the truth about Democrats, they won't believe you. When you tell the truth about Republicans, if you lie to people about Democrats, they won't believe you.
Dov
I mean, to be 100% honest, I don't understand what that woman was talking about.
Chris
About.
Charlamagne Tha God
And that's all you got to say. There's nothing wrong with saying, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Chris
You don't even have to say that. Call her retarded. That's what she was say you're a retard talking into a microphone. And we're the only ones allowed to do that. We're the only ones that allowed. There's only two retarded people allowed talking to microphone, and there's a brilliant idiot. And we do it every single week. So I don't need some Canadian retard talking about fire is sexist. That's disrespectful to me.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't even understand why she would say that. How do you. Where's the stat that shows fires disproportionately impact women?
Andrew Schulz
Did y' all go over everything about the inauguration?
Chris
I know now we're waiting for you to do all memes. Necessary.
Charlamagne Tha God
What we got. What we got. Give us some necessary. What we got.
Andrew Schulz
Former President Obama, as they should have.
Charlamagne Tha God
What? Y' all are crazy. This is what I want, y' all. Let's hear. Let's hear it. Like a world is watching big, big booze right now, as you can imagine. I don't know if you guys can.
Chris
Hear it over my mic, but. So they're watching former. Former President Obama.
Charlamagne Tha God
President Obama.
Chris
This is a video, as we would say in New York, a Bronx player here.
Charlamagne Tha God
I have to wonder if this is setting the tone.
Chris
These are the most. These are loyal supporters. Yeah, so. So keep this in mind. They moved it inside so all like the congressmen and are in this, like, small little rotunda. And then everybody else who is going to watch it outside is now, I think, in the arena.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why are we mad that he got booed?
Andrew Schulz
Because they look at it like. Well, from the comments, just looks ghetto.
Charlamagne Tha God
And tell the comments, shut the fuck up. This is why they win. And this is what I want everybody to understand. Because they treat Democrats the way Democrats should treat them. If you're telling me that these people are threats to democracy and a danger to our government and it's going to be the end of our democracy and these people are fascist and they liken their leader to Hitler. Why would you be just cheering them on and having peaceful transfer to power? They don't like Democrats and they act like it. It's not confusing. They don't confuse their side at all.
Andrew Schulz
But it shouldn't be professional.
Chris
No, it's immature.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, it shouldn't be professional.
Chris
We can acknowledge. We can acknowledge that it's immature.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't agree.
Chris
We can. In my opinion, it's immature. We can acknowledge immature. But I think what Charlamagne is saying makes sense, which is like, that's the ops. And I'm going to act like that's not.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you know why Democrats don't treat Republicans like they opps? It's not because they have more decorum and all of that shit like that. It's because their leaders don't treat them like that. It's because their Leaders, the Obamas, the Bidens, the Clintons, they don't treat them like the opps. They talk like it on the campaign trail.
Chris
And then when it comes to the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Campaign, as soon as the campaign's over, showing all your teeth, let's go have tea. Even though I gotta do preemptive pardons to protect all my people from you. Cause you're so dangerous. It sends mixed messages. Them motherfuckers don't send mixed messages. It's fuck the other side. And guess what? You know what? That helps. That helps in midterms. That helps in the next election, in four years.
Chris
Now it is bad rhetoric. I would like if both sides stopped saying fuck the other side. It'd be really nice if they started having conversations again. And we pulled everything back to the middle, which is kind of what I think most Americans want. But I understand what Charlamagne's saying is they're keeping that same energy, and the Democrats are not.
Charlamagne Tha God
And we got to a point in our society where we started treating political parties like teams, right?
Chris
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like it did. Like, it's like some Cowboys, Redskins shit. It's some Eagles, Redskins shit. Like, we treated each side like teams. So guess what happens when you don't like another team?
Chris
Boo.
Charlamagne Tha God
This is where we are in America. And Democrats better get the motherfucking memo. Because guess what? The woman who coined the term, when they go low, we go high. She said, fuck y' all. I ain't coming to the inauguration. I'm tired of going high.
Chris
I'm going lower.
Charlamagne Tha God
Once again, Ms. Michelle Obama. You got to tell us. You gotta tell us, cuz. You the one who set the stage.
Chris
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're the one who told people, when they go low, we go high. You ain't going high no more.
Chris
No, no, no.
Charlamagne Tha God
You gotta tell the people, why you not going high no more. And I'm gonna respect it. You know why I'm gonna respect it? Cuz I respect people who keep the same energy. Yep. If you told me the man is a threat to democracy, if you're liking the man to Hitler, if you told me the man is a fascist, then you gotta act like it. That's not regular political rhetoric. It's just not Trump once again. And then we can move on to all means necessary. Everybody keeps saying how Trump didn't Show up in 2020. Why would you show up to the inauguration in 2020 if you accused the other side of stealing the election?
Chris
Yo, you know what's wild? Biden got a lot of votes in that election, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
81 million. Yeah. 81 million. And guess what?
Chris
It was weird.
Charlamagne Tha God
Almost like Trump said they stole the election. But you know what? He did more so than just say it. He acted like it.
Chris
Yo, I agree with you.
Charlamagne Tha God
But, like, he acted like it.
Chris
We should bring up that graph that, like, shows how many votes were cast in the last, like, four elections. And there's a. There's a random spike in that last one. Yeah. What do you think?
Charlamagne Tha God
You know, what do you think that's. Biden has the most votes ever of any Democratic nominees.
Chris
Get out of here. No way.
Charlamagne Tha God
Kamala got this. The second most votes of any Democratic.
Chris
Well, but yeah, that's crazy. I'm just saying it is weird that there's a little spike. Can I give you my. Can I give you my theory on it, though? I think it. Most people, the most annoying part of voting is going to the local public school and waiting online. And I think that once we were able to mail them in and it was customary to Maryland, and it came really easy, people just started sending them out. I don't think there's like this gigantic thing, fraud that took place.
Dov
Republicans benefited from it. I mean, their mail in in the last election. I don't know what the numbers was.
Chris
Much higher, but I think with it once.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, that's because Trump encouraged them to. Trump didn't encourage them to. In 2020. In 2020, Trump did not encourage Republicans to do mail in votes. He actually spoke against it. 2024. He encouraged Republicans to do mail in votes.
Dov
Yeah.
Chris
The barrier of entry was so low. I think that's why you had a bigger turnout.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just want Democrats to be smarter, and I want Democrats to pay attention to what MAGA gets right. And I want them to start implementing some of that stuff on their own because they're losing the cultural war. They're losing. You know, their political optics are just terrible right now. They have literally proved every conspiracy theorist right. You pardon. You do preemptive pardons for Dr. Fauci Biden. You did preemptive pardons for your whole fucking family. You have done nothing but giving right wing outlets content forever rules for thee.
Chris
And not for me.
Charlamagne Tha God
Chris, am I lying?
Dov
No, the optics are bad. They didn't prove them right. You can't say they proved them right.
Charlamagne Tha God
They didn't prove them wrong. You can't beat allegations doing shit like that.
Chris
No, I hear what Chris is saying. It's like, yeah, you can't prove a conspiracy theorist. Right. But what you can do is embolden them. And this behavior just Emboldens them. It doesn't thwart what they believe at all.
Charlamagne Tha God
What a simple question, sho.
Chris
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
If Dr. Fauci didn't do anything wrong, why did he need a preemptive pardon?
Chris
That's what I said.
Charlamagne Tha God
How do you answer that, Chris?
Chris
Fuck.
Dov
I put in my arm because they're bringing in Attack Dog Guy, whose job is only to destroy Trump's political enemies or the people he calls his political enemies.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, why would he go after Dr. Fauci if Dr. Fauci didn't do anything?
Chris
Isn't that what they just spent four years doing to Trump? Didn't we literally watch this administration attack Trump in every way possible? Didn't they use the different bureaus? Didn't they use financial assault? I mean, like, every single way they could have attacked this man, they did. Nothing sticks. And now that he could get his get back, they go, all right, I'm pardon everybody. I don't want to deal with this.
Dov
Well, I would argue that the councils that they set up against Trump were much more independent and less politically motivated than Patel's going to be, obviously.
Chris
Maybe, maybe, Yeah, I can see what you're saying.
Dov
I understand what the optics are. I'm not arguing the optics. I would say look beneath the optics. I know people aren't gonna do that. Well, I just said before about the idea of Fauci being the head of this international conspiracy.
Charlamagne Tha God
You want me to read these takeaways from this hand?
Dov
Doesn't make. It doesn't stand up to even.
Charlamagne Tha God
You want me to read these takeaways?
Dov
I know, but that's obviously from a Republican chair of that department.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why he said these things on the stand.
Dov
Said what? I mean, I don't want to relitigate this, but, like.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why does your whole family need a pardon, Chris?
Dov
My whole family?
Charlamagne Tha God
The Bidens. Why did the whole family need a pardon? That don't look crazy, Chris.
Dov
I've said it five times. Because they're bringing in this guy Patel, whose only job is to go, Chris.
Chris
Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's having tea. They had tea today with guys, Chris.
Dov
Don't dispute that's bad.
Charlamagne Tha God
They did all of these preemptive pardons because Trump is so dangerous, but then turned right around and had tea with him today.
Chris
If, if, if the city comes in and shuts down a very successful Chinese restaurant, why'd they show?
Dov
I don't like where this is going. But why?
Chris
Just why, why?
Dov
Why'd you think an Italian restaurant, Chinese restaurant, what you gonna do now? Let's talk About a Greek.
Chris
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dov
This is a really good Persian. It might even be as surprising as it sounds. There might even be a good German restaurant.
Chris
Chris.
Charlamagne Tha God
They say Chris is a Chinese spy.
Chris
He is. That's what I said last episode. That's what I said.
Charlamagne Tha God
What if one day we start getting emails like, you got. We gotta. You gotta hold all your phone records with Chris Moreau and all your email records. Yeah.
Dov
Try to, like, China might come after me. I'm learning out of Chinese pie cash.
Chris
I know you listening. I know you got someone listening. I need you to look into Chris Moreau. I need you to look into Chris Moreau. He claims that he's Taiwanese. We never seen one Taiwanese person around him in his life. He don't speak no words in Taiwanese. I need you to look into this guy. I need you to look into this guy.
Charlamagne Tha God
All I know is I'm not doing this for the next four years, okay? What I want Democrats to do is learn. Shut the fuck up and learn. Nothing y' all do makes sense. It's not consistent. The arguments that y' all choose to have, the fights y' all choose to pick, are absolutely, positively ridiculous to be. And I don't respect any of y' all who had more smoke for Snoop Dogg, Nelly, Soulja Boy, and Rick Ross.
Chris
Than you did for the actual politician.
Charlamagne Tha God
The actual politician went out there on the campaign trail and told us he was a threat to democracy. Where was the smoke for President Obama?
Chris
Amen.
Charlamagne Tha God
Obama should have got all the smoke. The smoke y' all giving Snoop Obama should have got. And yes, I know y' all keep pulling up this video of Snoop. Let me play the video of Snoop. The video where he was talking shit about Trump back then. Play the video on Snoop.
Chris
And you have every right to call this hypocritical.
Charlamagne Tha God
Absolutely.
Chris
But people are allowed to change.
Charlamagne Tha God
Going for Donald Trump, huh? Which one of you jigaboo ass niggas gonna be the first one to do it? I'm waiting. I'm gonna roast the fuck out one of you Uncle Tom ass niggas for doing it. Which one of you niggas gonna do it first? I suppose the one that performs for himself. Wow.
Chris
That's crazy. Nah, that's crazy.
Andrew Schulz
But it looks bad because you just said. You said change the state, have the same agency.
Charlamagne Tha God
It is crazy. But guess what? So is likening somebody to hate. Look, pull up Obama and the shit he said about Trump the other day. General John Kelly, Donald Trump's Former chief.
Taylor
Of staff.
Charlamagne Tha God
Said that Trump told him.
Taylor
He wanted his generals to be like Hitler's generals. Now, don't boom, vote.
Charlamagne Tha God
Now, I want to explain that in politics, a good rule of thumb is don't say you want to do anything like Hitler. You know, that's just good political advice. But it is useful because it gives us a window into how Donald Trump thinks. We do not need four years of a wannabe king, a wannabe dictator running around trying to punish his enemies. That's not what you need in your life. America's ready to turn the page. We are ready for a better story.
Chris
I would also say that this is.
Andrew Schulz
Who said that Obama likes Trump. That's gonna be where he talking. You talk to people you don't like every day.
Charlamagne Tha God
Obama and Trump was chummy, chummy. At Carter's funeral, Obama was showing all his teeth, and your wife ain't showing up. Your wife got the energy you should have.
Andrew Schulz
How do we even know that wasn't just a fake laugh?
Chris
Here's the thing.
Charlamagne Tha God
Fake laugh with Hitler.
Chris
Here's the thing.
Charlamagne Tha God
Think about that. Why would you fake laugh with Hitler?
Andrew Schulz
He's trying to be professional, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, cut it out.
Chris
I think the thing with this is, like, with Snoop and other people, they might have had an idea of what Trump was like eight years ago whenever this video was taken. And that might have changed. Their opinion might have changed. And you're allowed to. And you're allowed to change your opinion. So while you. While you absolutely can call him a hypocrite because it seems hypocritical, if Snoop just came out was like, yo, honestly, I got it wrong. And I really like the direction that Trump says he's going to take this country. And that's what I support right now. Can you say anything about him, by the way?
Charlamagne Tha God
This was.
Chris
The problem is Barack will not say that this was. Barack will be chumming it up with them and showing his teeth, and he's not going to come out and just go, you know what? After talking to him, I actually like him. I think he's going to be good.
Charlamagne Tha God
And this was eight years ago.
Chris
That's what I'm saying.
Charlamagne Tha God
Obama's rhetoric was eight weeks ago.
Chris
So eight weeks ago he's Hitler and now you chumming it up. Yo, would you even want to sit next to Hitler?
Charlamagne Tha God
And the fact, yo, by the way, the fact that social media has more smoke for Snoop than they do, President Obama really is what's wrong with us as a society.
Chris
Oh, oh, oh.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's go into this because we put rappers on greater pedestals than we put our former elected officials. Our current elected officials and former elected officials.
Chris
I don't even know if it's. I don't even know if we put them on pedestals. I wonder if it's just. You just love to see somebody get knocked down.
Charlamagne Tha God
Mm. I personally just think this is inconsequential. I don't think that Snoop, Rick, Ross, Nelly, and Soulja Boy performing at the inauguration is gonna have any impact on future elections. With that picture of Donald Trump and Barack Obama cheesing it up at the funeral, will the dioptics of, hey, we're gonna do preemptive pardons against, you know, for my whole family. But then we gonna still have. We gonna have tea with the guy that we're doing the preemptive pardons for.
Chris
I mean, it's like, come on. Next time Barack is on the campaign trail for whoever.
Charlamagne Tha God
Barack ain't never doing that again.
Chris
Say again.
Charlamagne Tha God
He ain't doing it again.
Chris
All right, fair enough. I'm telling you, if he did go out and do it again and he called somebody the next Hitler, we would all remember that moment when he sat next to Hitler and they was having a great time.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right. We'll never believe you ever again. It's really just that simple. And what you're saying about Snoop, that's what I need elected officials to do next time President Obama does an interview. How could you call liking this man to Hitler? How could you say this man is a danger to our country? How could you say this man is a threat to democracy, but then just laugh with him at the funeral like it's all good? Why are you not keeping the same energy your wife's keeping? Why you not keeping the same energy your wife keeping.
Dov
He said, who's the new leader?
Charlamagne Tha God
I guess that's why Michelle Obama has always been looked at as the unofficial leader of the Democratic Party. They've been wanting Michelle to run for the last eight years, and she's the only person that seems to keep the same energy. I respect that. I respect the person who believes what they say. Even if what you said wasn't true, I respect the fact that you believe it that much. Donald Trump didn't go to the inauguration in 2020 because he believed the Democrats stole the election, and he acted like they stole the election. Ain't no peaceful transfer of power over here. Not coming to the inauguration for a party that just stole a goddamn election. That signals to his base, number one, yes, Democrats probably did steal the election. Number two, Trump is always fighting for us.
Dov
Except he didn't believe it. He just needed.
Charlamagne Tha God
He acted like it don't matter, Chris. He acted like he believed it. Clearly, these people didn't believe that Trump was a fascist.
Chris
Clearly.
Charlamagne Tha God
They never treated him like that. They never hired an attorney general that actually would go after him. They never hired an attorney general that would actually prosecute him. Now Joe Biden wants to say things like, I regret hiring Merrick Garland. I should have hired an AG that would have really went after Trump. Shut the fuck up. Like, what are we doing? Why do we allow this type of playing in our face all the time? Crazy.
Chris
Silence.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's pay some bills, man.
Chris
Let's pay some bills.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's pay some bills. I'm not doing this for four years, but it's fun. But being that we are two of the greatest political.
Chris
We have to at least discuss it today.
Charlamagne Tha God
Give it to y' all.
Chris
We have to give you one final episode about it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Listen, I don't have no problem talking about it every week. I'm just not going to sit here and lie to people for four years, which I've never tried to do. I've always tried to tell y' all the truth. Regardless. I'm not lying to the people about what we're seeing out here. There's no reason to do that.
Andrew Schulz
Before that, though, there's nothing else y' all want to talk about in our group.
Chris
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Charlamagne Tha God
All right, church announcement show, see what we got.
Chris
Shit. What? Oh, okay. Ready? Oh. By the time this episode is probably out, I'll be in Miami at the Reserve Cup. So that's Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Sorry, that's Thursday, Friday, Saturday in Miami. This is Paddle, the greatest sports ever invented. I implore you to all go check it out. But these are. This is the highest level of the game, and I'm very excited to do it. And I got obsessed with this sport like a year ago. And now to get these cool opportunities where I get to be like a captain on one of the teams. Derek Jeter is the other captain. And, you know, it's just. It's just fucking awesome. So if you're in Miami, you want to check out Paddle at the highest level, go check it out. It's going to be pretty sick.
Charlamagne Tha God
I want to salute to the homie Anita Kopax, man. Anita Kopax's new book, the Wind on Her Tongue, is available everywhere you buy books right now. It is book two of the Daughter of Three Waters trilogy. If you loved Shallow Waters that we put out about three, four years ago, I think it was about four years ago, put out Shallow Waters. This is the sequel to Shallow Waters, man. The Wind on Her Tongue by Anita Kopax is the latest release off my book imprint, Black Privilege Publishing. It is available everywhere you buy books. Now, I'm going to tell y' all something. There's a people that love these series, right? They love Shallow Waters. They're gonna love the Wind on Her Tongue when this is a major motion picture.
Chris
The Wind on Her Tongue.
Charlamagne Tha God
The wind on her Tongue. Yes.
Chris
That's when a girl's eating your ass and you fart.
Charlamagne Tha God
This has nothing to do with that, but this is going to be a major motion picture or a film, a TV series in the future. Trust me when I tell you Anita's writing is that incredible, man. I was reading this when we had the manuscript, and that's all I kept saying to myself, like, yo, this book is going to be a Major motion picture or a major TV series one day. So salute to Anita Kopax. Go pick this up wherever you buy books now. The wind on her tongue. Let's get back to the show. All memes necessary. Let's talk about Chappelle, man on snl. What's this? That's what that is. He still got it. I watched the monologue twice. I watched it, first of all.
Chris
How was it?
Charlamagne Tha God
I thought it was good. I thought it was really good. This was the episode of SNL that I watched all the way through because Chappelle was on it, because he did the monologue, because he was in sketches, and because Glorilla performed. So they had me there, of course. I watched the whole episode. I thought it was a solid episode. Yeah, I mean, Dave was solid, like, you know, I guess, you know, just my initial reaction when I watched it the first time. I don't know if I wanted the speech at the end, you know.
Chris
What was the speech at the end?
Charlamagne Tha God
Play the end part. Just play the end part. Just the end. When he's talking about Trump.
Taylor
The presidency is no place for petty people. So Donald Trump. I know you watch the show, man. Remember, whether people voted for you or not, they're all counting on you. Whether they like you or not, they're all counting on you. The whole world is counting on you not being this. When I say this. Good luck. Please do better next time. Please, all of us do better next time. Do not forget your humanity. And please have empathy for displaced people, whether they're in the Palisades or Palestine. Thank you very much and good night.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm not mad at it, you know, I guess for me, man. And that's probably ironic coming from us. Cause we talk politics, but it's just like, I'm looking for escapism. You know what I'm saying? And I guess I'm not mad at it, even watching it again. It's my third time seeing it. I'm not mad at it. I just don't know if I wanted that at the end. But I don't mind it because that's what they bought him there for. Like, you know, he even explains how Lorne Michaels, you know, reached out to him early on and asked him to do it right after the election. And he was like, no, I'm good. He literally said that. He was like, no, I'm chilling. I'm good. I got this Netflix money. I'm good.
Taylor
Starting in October, Lorne Michaels called me and he asked me to do a Saturday Night Live. The first episode after the election. And I was like, nah, man, I'm cool. And he's like, why not? And I was like, man, things are going good. And finished my Netflix deal. I got all this money and stuff. And he's like, oh, man, no, come on, please. And I said, I tell you what, I tell you what, Just to get off the phone, I go, you know what I'll do? I said, just save the date closest to January 6th. And then the date started rolling around. And in December, he started calling me again and again. I was like, nah, man, I want to do it. And this goes on for, like, weeks and weeks. And then finally, you know, I go, you know what? I could just get rid of all these old Trump jokes and start fresh. I said, you know what? I'll do it.
Charlamagne Tha God
But he had a lot of good shit in here, man. I thought that the LA Fires thing was dope. I mean, even the way he set it up when he was just like, it's way too early to be joking. Then he winked at the camera.
Taylor
The moment I said yes, L.A. burst into flames. And it's a tough one, you know what I mean? Because I'm tired of being controversial. I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. And it is way too soon to do jokes about a catastrophe like that.
Chris
It is.
Charlamagne Tha God
I thought it was good. I mean, it was a good monologue. You know what I'm saying? It was a good monologue, good episode. And I mean, you know, Dave is built for moments like this. Like this is when people want to hear from Dave Chappelle, you know, I guess I just wanted a little bit more. That shit was funny too. The Diddy shit was funny. The Diddy shit was so good because it was an original take on Diddy jokes.
Taylor
I've been in trouble in my day. I've been in a lot of trouble in my day. But, man, let me tell you something. This guy, Puffy, Buddy, this guy is in an enormous amount of trouble.
Charlamagne Tha God
I've never.
Taylor
I don't think I've ever seen anything like this. They got this guy in a RICO case by himself. My friends asked me, they say, dave, did you know anything about those freak off parties? I'd be like, nah, man, I know anything about the Free Golf. And they all look at me like. And they'd be like, well, how all these people, you know, was at Free Golf. But she's the only one that wasn't at the Free Golf. And I thought about it for a minute. I said, oh, my gosh, I'M ugly. That's a tough way to find that out. Can you imagine you and me reading a newspaper and found out everyone in Hollywood had an orgy behind your back, but none of y' all called me. Boy, it really hurts.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I just thought it was a good monologue. That's all I can say. You know what I'm saying? I thought it was a good monologue. I thought his Diddy jokes was good because they were an original take on Diddy jokes is something I haven't heard before. The LA wildfires thing was interesting. What else we got, Taylor? Salute to Chappelle. He did. I thought it was a good job on us. Gorilla killed it, too, though. God damn, she's fun. What the What?
Andrew Schulz
When. When they did the balloon pop.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, it was a good. It was a cool sketch. I mean, it was like, when I saw this sketch, I actually. I think I told Donnell this what they should do if I'm not a joke. Like, Donnell said something about the balloon pop thing. I'm like, oh, you gotta come out as Ashley Larry during the balloon pop thing. That would only make sense.
Chris
That's fine.
Charlamagne Tha God
And that's what happened. Like, it was. It was good. Shout out to. Shout out to Chappelle. Man.
Chris
Meet Silky.
Taylor
Thank you.
Charlamagne Tha God
All there.
Chris
Oh.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, Silky.
Chris
They shoot.
Taylor
Sweet day and salutations, ladies. My name is Silky Johnson.
Charlamagne Tha God
Little bit about me.
Taylor
I'm a purveyor of precious goods and service.
Charlamagne Tha God
Donnell the Dave or yayo the 50 cents, bitches.
Chris
I'm sorry, are you some sort of sex trafficker?
Taylor
I ain't got no traffic. I take helicopters, bitch. And as for you, that coat right there looks like you skin the grouse.
Chris
Horrible bitches make horrible decisions. Shout out to Harvard.
Charlamagne Tha God
I got the shout out.
Taylor
Tangerine's not your color, and there's something in your belly button made you look. As for this one.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, who? I know you ain't talking to me. You talking about chipmunk looking ass.
Taylor
Chipmunk. Do me a favor and hand this woman another balloon.
Chris
Ow.
Taylor
Sassy mouth.
Dov
Good day, ladies.
Andrew Schulz
Let's meet our last guy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Play this one like you just. Hi, Larry.
Andrew Schulz
All right, I'll wrap this up before I pass away.
Charlamagne Tha God
I can't believe all y' all bitches popped a balloon on me.
Taylor
I'm going back to the street.
Charlamagne Tha God
Thought it was good. It's good.
Chris
Nostalgia man. Shout out, Donnell.
Charlamagne Tha God
So you think Donnell is more loyal to Dave than Yale? Is the 50?
Chris
Nah, maybe the same. I don't know.
Charlamagne Tha God
I might be the same.
Chris
They're both loyal. They're both very loyal. Shout out, Donnell, man. So he killed it at Radio City.
Charlamagne Tha God
I didn't see it. I heard about it, though. I heard that he killed it. He always kills it, though. You don't.
Chris
Donnell's so fucking funny, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
What else we got? Taylor?
Chris
Oh, yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
What did we do to him on Breakfast Club? What did we do to him on Breakfast Club? I want to talk about some topics. What else we got? It happens all the time in the NBA.
Chris
He told you something. He may be lying. How you know he not lying? Why would I do that?
Charlamagne Tha God
It happens all the time in the NBA. What people? Untie the fucking shoes of people. What else we got, man? Y' all know. Y' all just. Y' all know. Y' all just want to talk about Trump.
Chris
That's the thing. It's like there's pause. It's like there's no force right now bigger than Trump in terms like media attention right now. Like, for example, like, usually, like Dave Chappelle doing SNL is like this monumental thing that we all need to lock into and see. Like, I haven't even.
Charlamagne Tha God
Everybody's watching it to hear what Dave.
Chris
Got to say about Trump, if they're even watching it. Like, the only conversation that I've heard this weekend is about the pardons, about Trump doing the executive orders. It's just everything gets swallowed up by Trump.
Charlamagne Tha God
But that's why I said right now. It's been like this for the last.
Chris
You might be right. You might be right. You might be right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Trump has literally dominated the news cycle since it's the first time he ran back in 2000.
Chris
It's just unbelievable.
Charlamagne Tha God
And it never stops. It just don't stop.
Dov
Why do you think?
Charlamagne Tha God
Why do I think?
Chris
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because we never had an entertainer in politics. And so he made the world. He made the worlds of politics and pop culture clash. The person that did that before was Obama. Obama did that before. I think Clinton did that in the 90s. But just Trump took it to a whole nother level because he was the executive producer Celebrity Apprentice, and he understands the entertainment of it all. And he's even. You think about it, right? Trump is bringing in people that never had any sway in politics. Now, the Dana Whites of the world, you know, the. The Hollywood Ambassador Committee, he just put together with Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson, creating positions for Elon Musk and Babik Ramaswamy. He just knows how to motherfucking keep shit going. SNL started with a spoof of msnbc and they spooked Rachel Maddow, Joy Reid, Stephanie Rule, Chris Hayes. But literally the whole thing was about how whenever they tried to do regular news, they were interrupted by a Trump tweet.
Chris
That's funny.
Charlamagne Tha God
So every single time they're on there just trying to do regular news, it was like, wait, breaking news. Donald Trump just said such and such. And Donald Trump just did this. And that's what we're going to be dealing with for the next four years.
Chris
So it's an interesting thing about Trump, right? People who demand your attention are people that are unpredictable. You just don't know the next thing that they're going to say out of their mouth, right? And like homeless people, you get. Get our attention all the time because they just say crazy shit, right? Trump, you never know what the fuck he's gonna say, right? You never know the next thing that's gonna come out of his mouth. And then you add on the presidency, which is the highest stakes of saying anything. Like, you say one sentence, it can completely change markets, it can change geopolitics. So you have a guy who. You never know what the fuck he's gonna say in the position where you have to be the most disciplined in terms of what you say. So, of course we can't look away. It makes perfect.
Charlamagne Tha God
And I've never seen. It's weird to me that people still talk about Trump like he's campaigning, he's not campaigning.
Chris
Yeah, it's over.
Charlamagne Tha God
So y' all can keep pulling up all of this stuff like. And, you know, oh, look what he said here. And he said, it doesn't matter. He's the President of the United States of America. The only person that can fuck Donald Trump up at this point is Donald Trump. And I mean, that's really Democrats biggest hope. Democrats need to hope for an implosion, but even in hopes of an implosion. And the Republicans just fucking this up so bad over the next two to four years. Are you in a position to recover the fumble? It don't matter if you're a team that's not in a position to recover the fumble. It don't matter what the other team does. Democrats might fuck up and people might still feel like, you know what, though, but I still like what the conservatives are doing better. So the MAGA thing might be over in 2028, but that don't mean that they won't go support Nikki Haley or support. You know, I don't. I don't.
Chris
You know what's interesting? The. The deal that. The deal between Israel and Hamas. Right. Was the same deal that Biden was offering. There's no difference in the deal. There is one difference.
Charlamagne Tha God
Donald Trump.
Chris
Exactly. So people are like, oh, give the Biden administration credit for it. No, the Biden administration couldn't get Netanyahu to agree to it. What. What Trump did is he walked in, he told Netanyahu, you're going to do it. And then he's like, okay, I'll do it, or you're not getting any more missiles, you're not getting any more funding, you're not getting more support.
Charlamagne Tha God
So they actually dealing with somebody so unpredictable, you don't know what hell to pay me.
Chris
People are either afraid of him or don't want to piss him off or believe his word when he says something. We did not feel that way with Biden. Nobody even thought Biden was making the fucking decisions. So that's another thing Democrats got to realize. If you say something, you got to mean it. You got to believe it, you got to do it.
Charlamagne Tha God
What you just said is the key. When you say something, you have to believe it. Republicans are more sincere about their lies than Democrats are about their truth.
Chris
But it's also like Democrats say shit all the time that they don't believe.
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly.
Chris
They talking about hormone blockers for kids. It's like you don't believe it. No, it's not. Republican Democrats talking about hormone blockers for kids, you don't fucking believe it. John Oliver did a whole piece about how trans women don't have any sort of advantage against regular women in sports. And it's just like, you don't believe that no other. There's no way you believe it. Stop saying the shit you don't believe so that people like you.
Charlamagne Tha God
And then if you do believe things, act like you believe them. Because if you're gonna call a man, I'm gonna keep going back to this over and over. Cause y' all are going to see how this comes back to haunt them in the future when they try to scream about the big bad Republican. And nobody's going to believe them. Unless, of course, Donald Trump proves them. Right. Donald Trump has to go out there and prove them. Right? If Donald Trump, he just goes out there, he's a regular conservative president, and we end up in a recession, fine. We've been there. But as far as the fascism and likening them to Hitler and the threat to the boxing, if he doesn't do all of that, why should we ever believe Democrats ever again? Chris. What?
Dov
Get off his dick, man. Jesus Christ.
Chris
Yo.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, y' all need to get off Democrats dick. Being on Democrats dick is what got y' all in this position. Y' all ride Democrat dick so much that y' all got delusional and lost track of reality and didn't even see motherfuckers like this kicking y' all ass. Y' all thought that this. Y' all thought that this crazy nonsense he was spewing would never connect with people. You know why? Cause y' all lost connection with people.
Chris
Facts. Can we get. Can we do. Can we do some. Ask an idiot.
Charlamagne Tha God
Is this some asking idiots. It's the truth. It's just the truth.
Chris
I want to talk to the people, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you got to study this like every Democrat should be studying what happened since 2016 and learning from what these people have done. If you can't acknowledge what they've done. Right. You'll never figure out how to win in the future. All right.
Dov
I don't know how to articulate it right now, so I'm gonna shut up.
Chris
Well, no, that never stops us, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's right.
Chris
You figure it out.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's on your mind?
Dov
I just worry that the fact that I do think the system has some value. Right. Is the system annoying? The system is like, yo, there's a yellow strip of paint down the highway.
Chris
Are you referring to the political system?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Dov
You stay on this side.
Charlamagne Tha God
There's.
Dov
It's an unwritten rule, right? And everybody. It's just a piece of paint, but people respect it to a certain degree, and that's what stops people from driving head on into each other. And, yes, there's a lot of bullshit, and there's a lot of pomp and hypocrisy. We know this, but, like, there are certain things that we don't cross the line. And I feel like he. I mean, while we're talking, I'm, like, reading about his. His coins, and I'm just.
Charlamagne Tha God
Crypto coin. Yeah.
Dov
I'm just like, you know, this dude is, like, swerving in and out on both sides of the road, and it's different and it's exciting and it's a great show, and we haven't seen it before, but it's gonna fucking crash. There's a reason they put the yellow line down the middle. And just because he's putting on this great show doesn't mean. What?
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm just listening.
Chris
I'm just saying that your metaphor involves a car crash.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, to reach. No, it's not a reach. They really not reach. I just don't know why you keep throwing your People under the bus every week. I don't know why you throw.
Chris
I thought at any week you do this, and then it's our fault.
Andrew Schulz
Our fault.
Charlamagne Tha God
Supposed to be our tiny representative. And you just.
Chris
You could call them any other metaphor. Man, that was incredible. Why are you thinking about car accidents? Why you constantly thinking about car accidents, bro?
Dov
The stereotype only involves tight driving in New York City.
Charlamagne Tha God
Anyway.
Dov
Anyway, we're not talking about highways and three ways, all right? You guys know what I'm talking.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. You're talking about China, China, China, China.
Chris
China, China, China, China, China, China, China.
Charlamagne Tha God
Per usual. Chris.
Chris
Yeah. You always make this about you. We're trying to talk about Donald Trump. You trying to talk about the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, Chris, can I. Can I do one thing?
Dov
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
What should Democrat. What should Democrats be learning from this situation?
Chris
Mandarin.
Dov
You got it. You gotta. You gotta go ten toes down. You gotta stand on business. You gotta mean it when you say it. I agree with.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's it, gang.
Dov
I just don't like rewarding somebody who lies all the time and who manipulates.
Charlamagne Tha God
What you mean rewarding? He's the president. America rewarded him.
Dov
Yeah, I don't like it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, it is what it is. Like, I've been saying this over and over. The language of politics is dead. Donald Trump killed it. And what I don't understand is if somebody like Trump can do this right based off lies, why can't this other guy, other people do it based off truth? And I'm putting it all in air quotes, by the way. The lies and the truth.
Dov
All right, I like that.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's my. Like, what's the problem? You know why? Cause they pussy. They cowards. They been cowards. We've been saying it. Nothing has changed. And nothing is going to change until they stop being cowards.
Chris
Five eight, bro. They a bunch of five eights. Five eights and under.
Charlamagne Tha God
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Chris
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Charlamagne Tha God
Just dropped their biggest buzz balls. Ugh.
Chris
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Chris
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Chris
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Taylor
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Chris
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Chris
Take us away. Taylor.
Charlamagne Tha God
I bet you it's a bunch of Trump questions. It isn't. Let's see, let's see. Make it bigger, please. Ooh. Kiddima Quindy says, if you had one executive order, what would it be? What would it be, Schultz, if you had one executive order?
Chris
Wow, that's a good one. You go first. I gotta think on that one.
Charlamagne Tha God
If I had one executive order, what would it be? Be? I don't fucking know. It would definitely, probably be. It would have something to do with the economy in some way, shape or form. I mean, this would be some wild shit for him to do. But, like, you know, I saw Biden propose or no, they actually implemented that. I think victims of the LA wildfire got like $700 or some shit like that, right? If I was Trump, I would come out the gate doing something like that. I would come out the gate doing something that puts money in people's pockets. Because one of the biggest things that they're saying about him now is that a lot of the things that he's doing have nothing to do with the things that he's ran on. Bless you. Especially in regards to grocery prices coming down. So being that that's not the easiest thing to do, why not just jump out the gate and say, yo, here's a stipend for your groceries. Here's some money for your groceries. Here's some type of, you know, universal basic income for your groceries. Here's $500. This is for your groceries. Say it. Say, I'm doing an executive order to make sure that all Americans, you know, making under this amount of Money get, you know, this amount of bread or something like that. I don't know. I don't know if that's something you could even do with executive order, but it would definitely have something to do with the economy to at least make the people that voted for you because of the economy feel like. Feel like you're doing what it is you can do. It's like when Biden promised the student loan debt that he was going to get rid of all student loan debt, and he couldn't get a lot of things passed through Congress, so he did a lot of things through executive order. So it's kind of like the same. The same type of scenario.
Chris
Yeah. What would my first executive order be? I don't know. That's like a great question. I wanted to say something silly and dumb and funny, but I don't know. I just can't even think of it.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're a comedian.
Chris
Yeah, I'm trying to, like, what would my first executive order.
Charlamagne Tha God
What about Chris? Chris, what would you do? What would your first executive order be?
Dov
Maybe something around guns.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like what? You gonna need more of them over the next four years, Chris. So you want to ban them? You sure you want to ban them right now? Yeah, yeah.
Dov
I think it's a big problem in the country.
Chris
Why did he make that face afterwards? I know the face.
Charlamagne Tha God
It was like, yeah, yeah. I think big problem is.
Chris
Chris, what the hell just happened right there? What were you channeling? It was like the font.
Dov
I'm like, very hot or something. I don't know what's going on.
Charlamagne Tha God
You sure Chris playing retarded ain't gonna save you over the next four years?
Chris
I'm telling you, that's.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's the next target on his list. I'm telling you right now. Okay? It's not gonna happen. Jonathan, William Rosario says if you could choose any, what cabinet position would you want in Trump's administration? Interesting. Chris, would you take a role in Trump's administration?
Dov
No.
Charlamagne Tha God
What, so you don't want to make no change?
Chris
You could make all the change in the world.
Dov
Trump's not putting me in his administration. He only puts people in who have absolute loyalty.
Charlamagne Tha God
If he made you ambassador of Taiwan, would you take it?
Dov
That's the one I would consider.
Charlamagne Tha God
You see what I'm saying?
Chris
This gotta get close this guy. Get close, and then soon you will be chuckling at a funeral with Trump, and we all gotta go. I knew it. I knew it. I knew Chris was maga.
Charlamagne Tha God
You care more about geopolitical politics than you do America, Chris, he cares more about China, bro.
Dov
I just said guns. There are no guns in Taiwan.
Chris
Yeah, you don't want us to have guns so we can't defend ourselves from the Chinese when they fucking come over here and us libel. This is what. This is all part of Chris's plan.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, what happened?
Chris
Go ahead, go get all of our guns, take all of our guns, and the Chinese come in in their sky balloons, and then they take over our country. It's all because of Chris. You won't let that happen.
Charlamagne Tha God
What happened to the drones?
Andrew Schulz
That's what I'm going to say again.
Charlamagne Tha God
What happened to the fucking drones?
Chris
Why don't you mind your business about the government when they do government shit. Let the government cook. Let the government cook.
Charlamagne Tha God
What happened to the drones?
Chris
They did what they needed to do. Can you have some faith in government? Can you have they let you down once?
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, my.
Chris
Has the United States government let you down one time?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. A lot.
Chris
A single time in history has that ever happened.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. The underscore corner said, who would be the perfect NBA guest on an episode of Idiots?
Chris
Ooh, Dwight Howard. I was gonna say the same thing.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's not in the NBA, though.
Chris
Yeah, but he was in the NBA, and he's really. He'd be really interesting for this part.
Charlamagne Tha God
I like Draymond.
Chris
Huh?
Charlamagne Tha God
I like Draymond.
Andrew Schulz
Oh, yeah, Draymond.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dwight would be cool.
Chris
Nah, Dwight would be incredible.
Charlamagne Tha God
You think so?
Chris
With us, it's the dream.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, it's literally Flip the pancake.
Chris
The dream.
Charlamagne Tha God
That would be the name of the episode.
Chris
Flip the.
Charlamagne Tha God
Flip the pancake. Right.
Dov
Don't say it. I know what you're going to say.
Andrew Schulz
Guy needs to dress up in Dennis.
Chris
Robin. No, he's not gay. He was pounding muff.
Charlamagne Tha God
Bring your.
Chris
He was cracking girls open, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dwight would be good. I think Draymond would be interested.
Chris
Nah, Draymond's great. He's just great talking. But I'm saying for the jokes, for the fun, for the funsy onesies.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, Zion would be good, too.
Chris
Oh, yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, it just depends which way you want to go. You want us to be homophobic or fat? Shame. Which one you want us to do?
Chris
Honestly, we might need both of them here at the same time.
Charlamagne Tha God
You think so?
Chris
We might need to ask Dwight. If Zion's thick enough, he can go either way. Zion thick enough right there. What do you think of that? You think of all that meat? Could you handle that? Yo, we need Dwight Howard on the pod. We just need to know his opinion about the rumors. We need to get these chokes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dwight don't give a fuck.
Chris
I know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dwight don't fish babies. That's one thing I respect about Dwight Howard. He don't give a fuck. I mean, Dwight Howard plays into it all. You call him gay, you can call him deadbeat. He don't get. He plays into it all.
Chris
He's the only guy with 10 kids that gets called gay. You know what I mean? Like, he got a lot of evidence that he likes pussy.
Charlamagne Tha God
That is a very true statement. Like, Jeff, I would like to.
Chris
What if he came on a pot? He was like, let me tell you something. If men could get pregnant, I'd have a hundred kids.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dwight Howard Zinesen says, what percent of influences do you think are actually real? What does that even mean?
Chris
I don't know what that means.
Charlamagne Tha God
What does that mean, Jennison? You mean like people who actually have real influence?
Chris
Nah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, maybe. I don't. I don't even know who the influencer is.
Chris
I thought he meant, like, authentic, but shit, are there fake influencers? Is that like AI shit?
Andrew Schulz
AI and stuff?
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, there are. Yeah.
Chris
AI making some cute girls, bro. I ain't gonna lie. Instagram catches me.
Charlamagne Tha God
What else we got? Taylor, Cheese, I tell you, everything is about Trump.
Chris
Yup. Both of y' all go, go.
Charlamagne Tha God
Molly Cut says, can economic success make you politically out of touch? Of course. Goddamn Lute.
Chris
Can't wait. Can't wait.
Charlamagne Tha God
100% economic can't wait. Absolutely. Can make you politically out of touch.
Chris
Absolutely.
Charlamagne Tha God
When you have a lot of economic success, you tend to stay away from the people who are actually dealing with these everyday issues that politicians talk about. I say it all the time. Politicians talk about people they never talk to. You know what I mean? Like, you ain't really talking to these people that you claim to be talking to. Cause if you did, then you know what? They fucking care. Over the last year, the things you've heard me come out, you've heard me say out of my mouth are because I sit around and have conversations with working class people, and working class people tell me about everything from the border to all the other issues that they're dealing with. And yes, when you have economic success, it can make you look out of touch. Shit, when you got political success, it can make you out of touch. Because most of them motherfuckers in DC Power, they are in a bubble. They not going to fucking Newark, New Jersey, and talking to people. They not down in South Carolina and rural areas talking to people.
Chris
All the Democrats thought That Kamala was gonna win easily. Like, if you ask him.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, once again, that's the other lie.
Chris
Well, I'm just saying.
Charlamagne Tha God
I remember you asked me one time, and I said kamala without question. Right. But think about it. The campaign was lying to us, Chris. Let's go back to the Democrats. Lying, right? The campaign lied to us because they said they never had any. None of their inside intel said that she was up in the polls ever. None of their internal polling said she was ever in the least. Ever. We watched it on Pod Save America. Her campaign, the Harris campaign, said not one time did internal polling say that she was in the lead. And all of these polls that were coming out saying she was winning here and winning there, they were like, where is this happening at? Why wouldn't they be real with people and tell them that? Why wouldn't they just come out and tell the truth?
Dov
You wanted her to release a statement saying, I'm losing in my polling.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. How else would you energize people, Chris? How do you energize your base?
Dov
Oh, you mean to get the vote out?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. Got it. If you lie to people and say, hey, we're up, there's people that'll probably be like, oh, she gonna win anyway. Let's stay home. Yeah, man. They don't feel as enthused to go out there and vote.
Chris
Maybe I just. Yeah, yeah, maybe.
Charlamagne Tha God
So, yes, political success can make you.
Chris
Politically, all success can make you out of touch. And it's very easy to get caught up in a bubble. And, yeah, I think the people who have the longest careers are probably the ones that are less caught up in a bubble.
Charlamagne Tha God
This is a good one. Sam Silv says, where will AI's biggest positive impact be seen? Creative or legislative initiatives?
Chris
Creative or legislative initiatives?
Dov
Medical.
Chris
Yeah, it's probably medical.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. Why do you say that, Chris?
Dov
Well, this is within the framework of beneficial.
Chris
Right.
Dov
I think it'll make a lot of money because, you know, most doctors are operating in a. In a silo and don't have access to as much information as you think they do. And this is a way for them to, you know, have access to an amazing database and basically solve mysteries and come up with diagnosis that they wouldn't be able to on their own.
Charlamagne Tha God
So they'll be able to run all of these different AI scenarios about people that are suffering from different diseases.
Dov
Right. I go in with Lyme disease. Right. Nobody knows what it is. Well, they go in, in theory, in the future. You know, I'm experiencing this. This. This and all these different symptoms. Right now it's a mystery, but they'll be able to run it enough times that they'll actually be able to, in theory, cancer too. I mean, this could probably be one of the better ways to solve cancer.
Chris
Yeah, it's like solving skin cancer right now. It can synthesize, like, billions of photos of skin cancer, create models that allow you to understand more quickly what skin cancer is and identify it. Unlike human bodies, just exponentially increases the speed of research and discovery. And a lot of these diseases, that is the issue. And research and discovery can also be incredibly expensive. So if it can make that cheaper, you know, in theory, we would get to some sort of solution in the near future. So I definitely think it's going to be. Be more medical than creative. There is some really cool stuff that's coming out. Like, there are people who have made AI movies. Like, they're entirely made in AI.
Charlamagne Tha God
They have actors, man, they've been killing me with some trailers.
Chris
You see it?
Charlamagne Tha God
I shared that he man trailer so much. I'm like, yo, this shit, look. Fire this with Chris Ellsworth. I'm like, this shit, look, fire somebody be like, yeah, that's AI. I'm like, nah, nah, I need that. It's not AI. And then I had to go look and see if it was AI. And the first thing, as soon as I googled it, it was like, Masters of the Universe trailer with Chris Helmsworth. AI confuses so many people online. I'm like, God damn.
Chris
I mean, that's a great way to get excitement. Create the excitement about around a project. Like, if you're trying to bring back he man Masters of the Universe. Use AI to make the trailer drop it. Show that the audience is there. They're really excited for it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, they're doing the movie. It's on Netflix. Oh, it's supposed to come out 2026. That's another reason I thought it was real.
Chris
Oh, so it was already.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I thought it was real. I just was like, oh, no, I thought it was real. But I'm gonna tell you what. AI is really gonna be good as far as the creative is concerned. I really, I have this vision and, you know, somebody like me, Kai, is executing it. Salute to the good folks at me Kai. But it's like, if you're at home with your glasses on, but you can be in here with us right now. Like, you're not just watching brilliant idiots on YouTube. You're not just listening to it on the podcast. You're actually in the Room with us. Like, if you want, you could do whatever you want. You can rub our faces with your. Like you could be sitting here seeing us up close and personal as we're doing an episode of Idiots. Like, and you see how, like when, you know, Kai Sinad and academics and they're online and they got the chat and everything, it's like that's taking that to another level. Like, these people are not just in a chat with us, they're actually in the room virtually looking around the studio and shit like that. I think that'll provide a different experience.
Chris
Especially if you can feel here.
Charlamagne Tha God
Absolutely, absolutely. I think that'll just provide a different experience. So, you know, there's companies like, like I said, Mekai, you can go to meatkai.com, see what they doing. M E-E-T-K-A I dot com. I'm pretty sure, yeah, that's it, right? Mekai dot com. But like, they're a company that's working on that kind of technology. What else we got, Taylor? Give us some more asking idiots. Fabianrules1 says, if you could relive one year again, what would it be and why? What would you change?
Chris
I mean, this year, without a doubt, this past year is the greatest year of my life. Like, I had a baby. I headlined arenas around the world. Like, I filmed my special. I think I did that this year. No, Maybe.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, that was last year. Yeah.
Chris
Yeah, that was last year. So last year. Yeah, like, just. Yeah, this last year was absolutely amazing. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
If you could relive one year again, what would it be? And why? What would you. I don't.
Andrew Schulz
I don't.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know. I like things the way that they are. I don't think if I relive. I mean, if I could relive it and not see. I don't wanna change nothing.
Chris
That's the thing. Don't you need to enjoy it?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, if I could just go back to the moment and enjoy it. Yeah. But I don't wanna change anything, you know? And I guess if we know, like say we were able to go back to a certain year without knowing, it's too difficult. It's like Marty McFly and back to the Future. Remember when Doc Brown told Marty McFly, don't interact with nobody?
Chris
No, I'm saying I wanna go back, but I don't wanna know I'm in the year. Like, I don't want to go back knowing everything because then it'll be boring.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'd fuck shit up. I'd fuck Shit up. Yeah, yeah, just in a debate.
Chris
You too, Nosy, I know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. I've been debating my whole life. So imagine going back, knowing what some shit, knowing for sure what's about to happen. Yeah.
Chris
Forget it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, I'll be biff out this motherfucker. I'm telling you who gonna win the Super Bowl. I'm telling you who gonna win the NBA Championship. I'm telling you who gonna win the election, like. And you just sounding like a madman to people, like. Cause you're telling them exactly what's about to happen. They'll fucking kill you for that shit.
Chris
Yeah, probably.
Charlamagne Tha God
Farouk Morris said, if you could be featured with any artist dead or alive on a song, who would it be?
Chris
Any artist dead or alive on a song. So I'm. I mean, I can't sing, I can't rap, so I don't know how I'm gonna be featured, but it would be sick to be in like a Sam Cooke, this little light of mine, you know, like some cool, beautiful song. Maybe like the Beatles. Yeah, Some iconic song that will. Oh, actually, you know what? I want to be featured on the National Anthem.
Andrew Schulz
I'm surprised you said that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why?
Andrew Schulz
Well, not really that. I thought you're gonna say something about Kendrick, but. Never mind.
Chris
No, say it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Last time you sang the National Anthem, Cruise Truth.
Dov
Every morning I brush my teeth, go to the bathroom, get up, sing the National Anthem.
Chris
Which one?
Dov
Which one? Oh, say Taiwan Free.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't worry, Chris. You on that list. I'm telling you right now.
Chris
Yeah, they know. They gonna check in on you. They're gonna check in on you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Give us one more. Taylor, answer the question. I don't give a fuck. Because if I. If the person's dead, it's probably AI or some old verse anyway. Like, I don't want to be on a. I could feature on a song with a dead person right now if I wanted to.
Chris
You gotta go do the National Anthem, bro. What if you had a bar? What if you had an ad lib, you know?
Charlamagne Tha God
You wanna know the song Lot of Dawn's early, it would probably be Nuck if youf Buck. I think Nuck if youf Buck, one of the greatest. I think Nuck if you Buck is one of the greatest records ever recorded.
Chris
Sweet Caroline.
Charlamagne Tha God
Any genre of music.
Chris
Sweet Caroline, you're the one that goes bop bopa.
Charlamagne Tha God
That ain't hard. That don't hit as hard as Nuck if you buck.
Dov
The.
Charlamagne Tha God
By the way. Bop bop, bop. Don't hit as hard as.
Chris
I mean, he did steal that from. It don't hit diamonds, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
It don't hit.
Chris
Steal it from Neil diamond bowls in.
Charlamagne Tha God
A couple of weeks, too. Boy, you going? No, I'm not going. I have no reason to be there. My Dallas Cowboys ain't it. But, boy, Drake fighting hard to not have. Not like us played the Super Bowl. I'll tell you that much.
Chris
That's what this is about, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
It's part of it.
Chris
It's.
Charlamagne Tha God
God damn, bro. That. This is. This is. This is bad.
Chris
Kendrick better sing that at the Super Bowl.
Andrew Schulz
Pop up show.
Chris
Better sing it at the Super Bowl.
Charlamagne Tha God
He got to. He's gonna win a Grammy before it.
Chris
Before then he better sing that shit at the bo.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's gonna win a Grammy for. I think all. To be honest with you, I think all of this stuff, a lot of this stuff Drake did is literally just to stop momentum at the Grammys. To stop momentum at the Super Bowl. I really believe.
Chris
I mean, there's no. The Grammys are done. It's settled on tour.
Andrew Schulz
It's still gonna be momentum.
Chris
But the super bowl thing, he gotta sing it at the Super Bowl.
Charlamagne Tha God
And if you can convince the Grammys to be like, oh, this song has a lot of controversy around it. It is about pedophiles and stuff. It is involved in a lawsuit. Maybe we don't give him the Grammy this year. You know what I mean? Maybe we don't give him the Grammy. Oh, oh. Super bowl. NFL. A little shook, a little scared. Oh, this song is caught up in a lawsuit. If we let him perform it, do we get caught up in the lawsuit, too? Do we get sued? I think Drake did a lot of that. He did a lot of that to try to get ahead of it and try to, like, derail the momentum.
Chris
That's interesting.
Charlamagne Tha God
The damage is done. Drake, you can't.
Chris
Yo, it's crazy. He gotta just stop. He just gotta be like, my bad and move.
Charlamagne Tha God
He gotta foul job, bro. That's right.
Chris
Cause you can't get parted in hip hop lie.
Charlamagne Tha God
You can't get. Pardon.
Chris
You know what I mean? Like, you gotta just say, my bad. This was corny. You know, why am I suing somebody? I got beat in a rap beef. Let's go listen to my hits again.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's never. What?
Andrew Schulz
He's never gonna do that.
Chris
Never not gonna do that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's do one more. Taylor. Let's do one more. Asking idiots Mine.
Andrew Schulz
Okay, well, this one just came in. You want no Trump questions?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, we could take Trump questions.
Chris
This is a good one.
Andrew Schulz
Hustlerprovider. Wants to know, what can Trump do for each one of you as a president?
Charlamagne Tha God
What can he do for each one of us as a president? I don't need him to do anything for me. I just need him to be a president to all Americans. If you're a president to all Americans, you know what I mean? Then you know you will at least do for me if you do. Like, you just. I just need you to be a president for all Americans.
Chris
You don't gotta be a president for all America.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, you do.
Andrew Schulz
Yes, you do.
Chris
Nah, Chris is American.
Charlamagne Tha God
Chris.
Chris
You know, I don't care about Donald Trump being president for some Chinese loyalist. I want him to be. I want him to be president for Americans that are loyal to America and want to see America prosper. If you don't want to see America prosper, then Trump don't gotta be a president for you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Chris, do you want to see America prosper?
Dov
Why do you guys keep asking me this?
Chris
Yo, yo, yo, Cash. Yo, Cash. Cash.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't even know. This isn't. This is an interview. This is for Cash.
Chris
Cash.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you're not answering these questions right at all, Chris. You just making them more suspicious.
Chris
Cash, we got him. Cash, I just wanted to let you know. We got him. We got him right there. He refuses to answer the question. Cash, we got him. You go knock on the door, you do what you gotta do. If he can't come next week, we understand. Taylor gonna hold it down. 40 minutes late.
Charlamagne Tha God
Chris answered like a person that know they being recorded when he was like, why you keep asking me? Why do y' all keep asking me?
Chris
See what I'm saying? Trump got. I don't gotta deal with this shit. If you love America, Trump is your president. Taylor, you love America.
Andrew Schulz
No.
Chris
All right, well, Trump, now you're president, you know, and I hope the IRS looks into your shit. Miles.
Andrew Schulz
I'm good with the irs.
Chris
Miles, do you love America? Yeah. That. That day you get a president?
Andrew Schulz
Hell, yeah, I went to Africa. You think I'm, like, good on America.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, you're not.
Chris
You came back.
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly.
Andrew Schulz
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, you became your American ass citizenship in Ghana.
Andrew Schulz
You're absolutely right. Who said I won't?
Chris
You wouldn't. All right, we gotta start it. No. I love America.
Charlamagne Tha God
I love America. I love South Carolina. I love Mons Corner where I'm from. Do I always agree with America in its system? No, but this has been a great country for all of us. Cut it out.
Chris
Everybody gets upset at America. Everybody's frustrated by America, right? Republicans, Democrats, Everybody's frustrated. Just cause you're frustrated or you're not happy that things are going the exact perfect way doesn't mean that you can't love it.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's the same America it was four years ago.
Dov
Who said that?
Chris
Said what?
Charlamagne Tha God
Said what?
Dov
That we don't love America.
Charlamagne Tha God
Taylor just said it.
Dov
She literally just said it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Taylor literally just said it. Chris, this Democrats are losing their mind, yo. I'm telling you, it is bad.
Chris
This is the.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm going to be honest with you.
Chris
That's what I got to put up with.
Charlamagne Tha God
I can't even build with people that are losing their mind like this. Chris, you're losing your mind. Like, you got to get back. Come on. You got to come back fighting shape, bro.
Chris
Come on.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't let this shit shake you to the core.
Chris
Like, no, you got rotavirus. You got to not. Don't let that fucking rotavirus take you down. Chris, I'm being dead serious. Years. And Taylor, say you love America. Taylor, you love America. You never moved. Hey, Taylor. Taylor, I bet you any amount of money you won't move to Africa.
Andrew Schulz
Why not?
Chris
I mean, I bet you any amount of money.
Charlamagne Tha God
Did you love America when Barack was in office?
Andrew Schulz
No. Like, I. I never loved America.
Charlamagne Tha God
You've never loved?
Andrew Schulz
No. I don't like this.
Chris
Have you been to a country you love?
Andrew Schulz
Yeah.
Chris
Which one?
Charlamagne Tha God
I.
Andrew Schulz
Well, yeah, I love Jamaica.
Chris
That's good. Would you live there?
Andrew Schulz
I don't know how. The only thing is, if. If they had Amazon, then I'll be good. For real. I just need Amazon.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, Give me another asking you see what?
Chris
Like, like, see what I.
Charlamagne Tha God
Is frustrating the fuck out. People are looking at the podcast like, damn it, Taylor, what the fuck?
Chris
You love all this? American Inventions. Taylor, you can't say you don't love America.
Charlamagne Tha God
This goes back to what?
Chris
Amazon's America?
Charlamagne Tha God
Taylor, you can't say these big, bold statements.
Chris
But why the big bold.
Andrew Schulz
Why do I have to love America?
Chris
You don't got to.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's the reason you don't.
Chris
I'm asking you why you don't.
Andrew Schulz
Symptoms. It's because of systems. Like, I don't like how they treat teachers. I don't like how. Especially with my line of work. Like, payment. Like, that's really a lot. But America has to do with.
Chris
You want to make more money.
Andrew Schulz
Why not?
Chris
I had to do Iheartradio.
Andrew Schulz
Exactly what are you talking about? In general, this country's alive.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's no bullets that pay countries in debt.
Andrew Schulz
Isn't that.
Chris
I mean, it Is.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hold on. So you think you're not getting what you. Hold on. No, hold on. No, hold on, hold on. So you think you not getting paid what you should be getting paid at iheart because America's gonna.
Andrew Schulz
I'm just saying you didn't know what.
Chris
Happened when she asked for raise and they were like, like I don't got it, bro. We like we 30 trillion in debt, yo. Look at that debt. I was supposed to pay you more.
Charlamagne Tha God
When we owe $30 trillion by the way. That was fire. I'm just saying if somebody hit you with that, you got to tell me who it is so I can go call him a legend. That's some legendary shit to tell an employee.
Andrew Schulz
It's hard out here and I just need America to do better when it comes to just treating.
Chris
But it seems financial. Like so if you was making real money, when you start making crazy money, when you're making millions of dollars, then you think you love America?
Charlamagne Tha God
Probably.
Chris
That's what I'm talking about.
Charlamagne Tha God
Then that means you don't really care about the systems you're talking about. Then you just care about. Because there's other people who are still going to be impacted by those things. Absolutely.
Andrew Schulz
And I, I wish if I had a million dollars I could give it to people that are less privileged. Like again, my mom's a, my mom is a teacher and it's not fair that she didn't get paid the amount she should have got paid.
Chris
How much do you think she should have got paid? She should have been a, should have been a baker. She should have been a baker.
Charlamagne Tha God
My mom's a public school teacher.
Andrew Schulz
I'm just saying our kids are in school for majority of their lives. Right?
Charlamagne Tha God
I agree with this. But what this got to do with America though?
Andrew Schulz
Why are you saying what does it have to do with America?
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm just saying what does that have to do with the overall system of America?
Andrew Schulz
Because they're too. I don't know the right word to say when it comes to just finance. It's just not.
Chris
Maybe the focus, the focus is wrong.
Charlamagne Tha God
Are you saying that the gap between the haves and the have nots is too wide? You hate the wealth wealth gap that exists in America? Is that what you're saying?
Chris
But also you just don't like that America prioritizes certain. Maybe it doesn't prioritize certain jobs, like teaching, like rappers shouldn't make more money.
Charlamagne Tha God
Than teachers is what you're saying?
Andrew Schulz
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, okay.
Andrew Schulz
I understand the influence. It doesn't have to just Be rappers, just entertainment. I understand the influence, but I disagree.
Charlamagne Tha God
With that too, though. And the reason. The only reason I disagree with that is because the entertainment industry just makes more money than the education system. Racist.
Chris
Yeah, exactly. It's not unfortunate.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's just the truth. To the B.
Chris
Like, football players shouldn't make any money. Most of them are retards. But because of the system that we have in place, they're getting paid tens of millions of dollars to run into each other head first.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know if all football players.
Chris
Are retards, but I would say the majority of them.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know if that's true. But even with that, that system makes mad money.
Chris
You don't think that majority is probably suffer from being a. I think.
Charlamagne Tha God
I honestly think you can get CTE more from being on social media nowadays than you can by being on the football field or being in boxing ring. I think social media makes you stupider than playing football.
Chris
I mean, it's definitely made me dumber.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's bad, it's bad, it's bad.
Chris
But I think running into somebody head first every single day is probably not that good for your brain.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just want Taylor to get more money.
Chris
Yo, me too.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's all I want.
Chris
I think what you should do is play football.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think we need to start.
Chris
I think what you need to do is start playing football.
Charlamagne Tha God
Can we give Taylor a raise on Brian? Idiots. At least we got to give her a raise.
Chris
You got to give her. Here you go. You get a book. There you go. This is called the fart on your tongue.
Charlamagne Tha God
This about Chris? How much more you think Taylor should be getting for Brading? It is if you had to be honest. Just.
Dov
I don't have.
Charlamagne Tha God
God damn, Taylor, you out of luck. Somebody asked me. Ask me. Ask me what? You ask me.
Chris
Yo, Charlie.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Chris
How much money, how much of a rating do you think that we should give Taylor?
Andrew Schulz
The stress level that comes with y' all.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let me see. As of 1-7-25, the US national debt has reached approximately 36.2 trillion. We don't got it, Taylor.
Chris
Yo, we down 36 trillion.
Charlamagne Tha God
36.2 trillion. How the fuck we gonna give you, buddy?
Chris
While we down 36 trillion?
Charlamagne Tha God
We're down 36.2 trillion.
Andrew Schulz
Yes, he heard what I just said.
Dov
That's burying the lead, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Well.
Chris
What?
Andrew Schulz
I'm about to have a child.
Charlamagne Tha God
What you mean you about to have a child?
Andrew Schulz
I'm pregnant with child.
Charlamagne Tha God
She's lying. You tried everything this podcast. You tried everything in this podcast.
Andrew Schulz
She's lying.
Charlamagne Tha God
She's lying. She's trying. She's tried everything in this podcast. She played all the cards. She played black woman card. She played broke employee card. Okay? Yo, yo, don't fall for this.
Chris
I'll be honest with you, don't fall for this. You're fired.
Charlamagne Tha God
Taylor's not pregnant.
Chris
We can't have a pregnant woman sitting over here.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're not pregnant?
Chris
She not gonna have her right mind. Stop it. Yo, you gotta stop it. Yo, Taylor, you gotta stop it. Ain't no way. I mean, if you are. Are you really or. No, for real, stop lying.
Andrew Schulz
I'm serious.
Charlamagne Tha God
This shit says Taylor Hayes, 5 16, 1991. That's your birthday?
Andrew Schulz
Yes.
Chris
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't believe it.
Chris
Yes.
Andrew Schulz
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold.
Chris
On, hold on, hold on.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't believe it. I just refuse to believe it. I don't believe it. Who would do such a thing?
Chris
Oh, hey, this is a beauty. Wait, if you're messing up, I'm about to get really excited. I am not.
Andrew Schulz
Chris, can you please confirm for.
Charlamagne Tha God
Call your mommy. Does your mama know?
Chris
Yeah, this is December.
Charlamagne Tha God
Call Ms. Gwen right now.
Chris
This is December 4th.
Andrew Schulz
Call my mom right now.
Chris
This December 4th.
Charlamagne Tha God
Call Ms. Gwen right Now.
Chris
So wait, you're three months pregnant right now?
Andrew Schulz
I'm four months.
Chris
You've been calling her fat for three months when she was pregnant.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm calling.
Andrew Schulz
I'll call my mom right now.
Charlamagne Tha God
Taylor, nothing about you looks pregnant.
Andrew Schulz
I'll call my fat.
Charlamagne Tha God
Stand up right now.
Andrew Schulz
I'll call my mom right now.
Charlamagne Tha God
Taylor, get the fuck outta here. You are not pregnant. Cut it the fuck out.
Chris
You don't really start showing till four months.
Andrew Schulz
Nah, you're right.
Chris
Nah, Taylor, that's so exciting.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm not belie. Yo, Taylor, stop it. Don't fall for his shit.
Chris
Are you really pregnant?
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't. Don't fall for this shit.
Chris
Oh, my God, Taylor, that's not for you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Taylor, you don't have to do all this. Taylor, you don't have to do all this to get a raise. Taylor, you don't have to do all of this to get a raise. I don't believe you.
Andrew Schulz
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't believe you.
Chris
Oh, that's so fun. See what happens when you lie, Chris?
Charlamagne Tha God
You trying to trump on his date.
Chris
You want me to call my mom? Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. You're trying to upstage trump on your. Yeah.
Chris
You should have waited a week.
Charlamagne Tha God
Chris put you up to this.
Chris
You should have waited a week.
Charlamagne Tha God
Chris put you up to this.
Chris
Should have waited a week.
Charlamagne Tha God
Chris told you to do this?
Andrew Schulz
I was gonna tell you on Valentine's Day, but. Dad, Dad, I need you to confirm something with me.
Charlamagne Tha God
Your thumbs up there? Yeah.
Andrew Schulz
Am I pregnant? Dad, I'm on the podcast. It's not time to joke.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, tell the truth, Mr. Hayes, please. That's what you said.
Chris
Nobody believes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nobody believes you.
Chris
I'm with you.
Andrew Schulz
Hold on. My mom's calling because you want to play games.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm with you, Mr. Hayes. I don't believe her. Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Chris
Hold on, hold on.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nope.
Chris
So you're four months pregnant right now?
Andrew Schulz
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Who else knows about this?
Andrew Schulz
Kasim. Well, she's not gonna say nothing. She's gonna be like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's see. No, let's see if they sell you out. Don't say nothing. Don't say nothing. I'm not even gonna tell her on the pod.
Andrew Schulz
She's not gonna say it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's see. If she sell you out.
Andrew Schulz
She's not gonna say it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's see if she sell you out.
Chris
Did you know Chris? Hello?
Charlamagne Tha God
Sim Sema.
Chris
Hey.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm asking you a question off the record. Okay. Is Taylor pregnant?
Chris
Why the fuck you mean, why?
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm asking a question? Her stomach getting big as shit. And I was just like. I didn't want to know. If I want to say something about her working out, I don't want to be the asshole to be like, yo, you need to start working out more. Cause she big as a motherfucker.
Andrew Schulz
Why don't you ask her that?
Charlamagne Tha God
Why would you call me and ask that question? Ask what question? If Taylor's fat. What you mean, what question am I asking? That's wrong.
Dov
Wrong.
Charlamagne Tha God
So which is it? Just tell me, huh?
Chris
Not a wrong question.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's just a personal question that I.
Chris
Don'T have the answer to.
Charlamagne Tha God
She's eating like a sim. And I don't know if I should say something. I saw her earlier and I was just like, God damn. And I wanted to say something. Yes. And she was just eating like a big ish. And I wanted to say something. I'm like, just. You don't think I should say nothing?
Chris
Well, you know how I am.
Andrew Schulz
I already told you, I learned my lesson about people's.
Charlamagne Tha God
So hold on. Is she pregnant or not? Sim, Just answer the question.
Chris
No, she hasn't given me any information, so I can't tell you yet.
Charlamagne Tha God
Your glasses are fogging up right fucking now. I can tell that you're lying. I'mma find out.
Chris
Well, you're going to have to find.
Charlamagne Tha God
Out from someone else because, I don't.
Andrew Schulz
Know, if you care so much, ask her.
Chris
And what you always.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, what if she's not? You're literally always weight shaming us, so what's the difference? What do you mean? I've never weight shamed y' all.
Chris
Now then.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay, bye. She said, I'm always weight shaming.
Andrew Schulz
She's about to text me and be like, yo, I'm, like, gonna say this.
Charlamagne Tha God
Who else knows?
Chris
Chris said he knew the whole time.
Charlamagne Tha God
Chris? You knew?
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, I told him.
Chris
Why'd you tell him?
Taylor
What the fuck?
Chris
Thought you were closer to us. That's so exciting.
Charlamagne Tha God
Thank you. It's not. We don't know if this is true. I don't believe. I don't believe this. I just don't believe it.
Chris
You know? That's the point, girl.
Charlamagne Tha God
I found out this weekend you're five months pregnant, Taylor.
Andrew Schulz
Four.
Charlamagne Tha God
Four.
Andrew Schulz
Fifteen weeks.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hold on.
Chris
Oh, I'm so happy.
Charlamagne Tha God
So the baby's due. When is the baby due?
Andrew Schulz
In July.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's gonna be a. Gonna be a cancer?
Andrew Schulz
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
I still don't believe it. Still don't believe me, though.
Andrew Schulz
And I have a support system.
Charlamagne Tha God
Who this man we don't even know. So now I'm really about to put pressure on this. So it's this guy that we don't even know that none of us have met.
Chris
You haven't met. You've never met?
Andrew Schulz
I actually met him.
Charlamagne Tha God
Have I met him?
Andrew Schulz
No.
Chris
Why the fuck haven't we met him?
Charlamagne Tha God
I haven't met him.
Chris
Yeah, bring him around.
Andrew Schulz
No.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why haven't I. Why haven't I met him?
Andrew Schulz
Why do you want to?
Charlamagne Tha God
Especially now. Okay, who is this poor decision maker? We need to talk to him.
Andrew Schulz
Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
Who is this man?
Chris
The red.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't believe Taylor, but I need to talk to a doctor.
Andrew Schulz
Call.
Charlamagne Tha God
Everybody your daddy, huh?
Chris
Call Dolly. Ain't no way. Dolly knows and didn't tell you. Dolly knows and didn't tell you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Cause Nyla know. Watch this. Watch the fuck this. Watch the fuck this. Watch the fuck this. Watch this.
Andrew Schulz
This is ridiculous.
Charlamagne Tha God
Hello. We're on the podcast.
Andrew Schulz
Not the podcast.
Charlamagne Tha God
We're on the podcast. I'm calling. I'm calling you on the podcast. I'm asking you a simple question. Remember last week? Okay, remember last week when you said Taylor getting big as shit? Remember when you said that you was like, damn, Taylor getting big as shit.
Andrew Schulz
No, I never said that.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know why? You said that. But you didn't tell me why you said that.
Andrew Schulz
But that's not what I said.
Charlamagne Tha God
What did you say?
Andrew Schulz
Not that.
Charlamagne Tha God
What did you say?
Andrew Schulz
I said you need to call and check in on Taylor.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why do I need to call and check in on Taylor, Niall?
Andrew Schulz
Because you should call and check in on your people.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why? Why did I. Why should I have called in and checked on Taylor last week? Nyla, Am I getting yelled at? No, I'm just asking a question. You told me to check in on Taylor, and I said, why? I see Taylor every day. And I said, if there was a problem, Taylor would have told me. And you was like, you should probably call in and check on her. And I'm like, for what? Which I didn't, by the way. Cause I didn't feel like there was a need for a check in.
Andrew Schulz
You don't listen to nobody. I only tell you shit you need to hear, so you should just listen next time.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why did I need to check in with her, Nyla?
Andrew Schulz
Man, I don't know. Is this being recorded?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, you are. You're being recorded right now. Taylor's right here. Taylor's right here. Tell me why right now. Huh? Say Taylor, say something. So she know you here.
Andrew Schulz
Yes, Larry Totem.
Chris
Oh.
Andrew Schulz
Why I ain't already saying that? Yeah, okay, so that's why.
Charlamagne Tha God
So you believe her?
Andrew Schulz
You mad at me?
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. First of all, you believe her?
Andrew Schulz
Yeah, I seen it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Seen what?
Chris
Huh?
Charlamagne Tha God
Seen what? I don't know. The mammogram. Shit. What do you call them? Shit. The sonogram. The sonogram. I saw the sonogram, too. I don't believe it.
Andrew Schulz
Okay, that's not enough for you?
Charlamagne Tha God
It was a pie in a oven.
Andrew Schulz
So what, you want. You want her to just bring you the baby and then you believe it?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes, I will believe it when somebody shows me Taylor in a delivery room pushing and screaming.
Andrew Schulz
Oh, I'm so excited for Tay, man. Exciting.
Charlamagne Tha God
Bye.
Andrew Schulz
Why you just so.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dolly knew, too?
Chris
Yo, everybody knew but you. And I didn't want to say it until now.
Charlamagne Tha God
And Nyla was like, you should call Taylor and check in on her. And I'm like, I know what Taylor's upset about. Taylor wants a raise.
Chris
Yeah, that makes sense.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, she should get a raise regardless. Nah, that wasn't. They didn't make it seem like they didn't give me a reason to check in. Like, nobody even hinted at it. I wouldn't have guessed this in a million years. Taylor Hayes is pregnant.
Chris
You've been pregnant this whole Time you've been acting a little pregnant. I ain't gonna lie.
Charlamagne Tha God
Arguing with us for no goddamn reason, speaking face with us with no goddamn claiming this shit on Trump and the inauguration when it's your hormones. Yeah, you said I was crazy.
Chris
You did have a hormonal moment just right now.
Charlamagne Tha God
I am happy.
Chris
Also, when she was eating the fucking cheddar cheese fries. What? You were having a craving. What are you talking about?
Charlamagne Tha God
When she was.
Chris
We were doing an episode, and out of nowhere, you just busted out a huge bag of cheddar cheese fries.
Andrew Schulz
No, I didn't.
Chris
You did. You did. That was. I should have known right there. You busted them out.
Andrew Schulz
What fries? What? Cheddar cheese fries.
Chris
Cheddar cheese fries. Checkers.
Andrew Schulz
No, I don't even eat cheddar.
Chris
Subed in cheddar cheese fries.
Andrew Schulz
Are you happy for me, Charlotte?
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know if you're telling me the truth.
Chris
Oh, why would I?
Andrew Schulz
Just how. When have you ever learned me to lie about that?
Charlamagne Tha God
What? That's all you do know about what? Lie about what? Being pregnant?
Taylor
Yes.
Andrew Schulz
I don't lie about that.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I feel like I'm getting pranked like a motherfucker right now. I feel like this is finally like, oh, I think we got him. I think they're all around like, oh, I think we got him. We finally got him. Something ain't right about this one. Your daddy hesitated too much. Your daddy said, that's what you say. Why doesn't he believe.
Chris
So what was the plan? So what was the plan where they're like, all right, Taylor, you're gonna just gain 20 pounds out of nowhere. We're all gonna pretend you're pregnant, and then we'll be like, no, we're not. Got you, Sharla. And now she's just stuck 20 pounds heavier.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes. That's what I think happened. Cause you don't look pregnant.
Andrew Schulz
Thank you.
Chris
Nah, you look a little pregnant. No, you don't. She does.
Charlamagne Tha God
I've seen you look pregnant in the past.
Chris
You don't look.
Andrew Schulz
Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
I didn't mean it like that. You don't look pregnant now, is what I'm saying. You actually looks like you've lost a lot of weight.
Chris
No, no, no, no.
Charlamagne Tha God
And you. And when I said this.
Chris
No.
Charlamagne Tha God
And I said this to her before a couple months ago, and she was like, yeah, I'm working out. Blah, blah, blah, this and that.
Chris
Nah, you look. I think you have a little bump. I think you have a bump? Without a doubt. Yeah. Four months pregnant, you got a bump before you had a bump. But this is more like I don't believe it.
Charlamagne Tha God
This is like, let's call it an episode. We got some behind the scenes conversations to have because I don't believe any of this. I don't believe any of this.
Chris
Guys, we love you.
Charlamagne Tha God
We appreciate you as always. If you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. If you think we're just a couple idiots that don't know shit, you're right too. I would encourage everyone to not not hit Taylor telling her congratulations just yet. Okay, the jury's still out. We don't know if this is true, but as soon as I confirm that this is true, I'll let you guys know. It's the brilliant of this podcast. Thank you for listening.
Podcast Summary: The Brilliant Idiots – Episode: "Look Who’s Talking" (Released January 24, 2025)
In the latest episode of The Brilliant Idiots, hosts Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz delve deep into the tumultuous political landscape of early 2025. Titled "Look Who’s Talking," the episode navigates through heated discussions about presidential pardons, media manipulation, party dynamics, and the ongoing cultural wars in America. Skipping over the initial advertisements and advertisements for Nordstrom, Starbucks, and other sponsors, the hosts focus on delivering a raw and unfiltered conversation aimed at dissecting the pressing issues of the day.
The episode kicks off with Charlamagne Tha God noting the unusual overlap of Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Inauguration Day:
Charlamagne Tha God [00:31]: "We're recording this on Monday, by the way, which is MLK Day. I don't know why they combined the two..."
This observation sets the tone for a discussion on historical significance and its contemporary implications.
The hosts transition into personal stories, with Charlamagne recounting a heavy drinking night and its aftermath:
Charlamagne Tha God [01:31]: "...we opened up a bottle of tequila... And I'm waking up. Like, why? I literally, like, why did we do that?"
Andrew Schulz adds his perspective on moderate drinking and its cumulative effects as they age, emphasizing the challenges of middle age.
A significant portion of the discussion centers on the pitfalls of social media in fostering genuine discourse:
Andrew Schulz [04:16]: "We're guilty of that shit, too. Ideally, when we're posting stuff, we're like, hey, we think this is funny..."
Charlamagne argues for more authentic interactions among close circles, contrasting it with the performative and reaction-driven nature of social media engagements.
The core of the episode revolves around former President Donald Trump's recent actions, including pardons and executive orders:
Charlamagne Tha God [04:28]: "Cause I think we're past working things out in front of people."
Andrew Schulz [04:45]: Discusses the impact of Trump's actions on media narratives and public perception.
The hosts debate the legitimacy and motivations behind the pardoning of figures like Dr. Fauci and members of the January 6th Committee. They scrutinize the optics of these actions, suggesting that such moves may embolden conspiracy theories and undermine democratic norms.
Charlamagne Tha God [05:13]: "What if Trump does a great job? Guys, let's discuss it."
Dov interjects with skepticism about Trump's ability to govern effectively, citing historical behavior and negotiation tactics.
Dov [05:30]: "Based on his history... If there's no pushback, there's zero chance he does a good job."
The conversation intensifies as they explore the ramifications of Trump's pardons, contrasting them with Joe Biden's executive actions.
Charlamagne Tha God [11:05]: "The Bidens... They pardoned his whole fucking family."
The hosts assert that such actions from the Democratic side damage the party's credibility and fuel partisan divides.
Charlamagne and Andrew analyze how the Democratic Party's strategies have alienated key demographics, particularly the working class and Black communities. They argue that the focus on identity politics and social issues has detracted from addressing economic concerns:
Charlamagne Tha God [30:37]: "They play in our face... working class... they lost the working class."
Andrew Schulz echoes this sentiment, emphasizing that the party's obsession with cultural issues has led to voter apathy among the very base it needs to energize.
Andrew Schulz [30:37]: "Working class people don't care about... it's just the party became too obsessed with the rainbow."
Shifting gears, the hosts discuss Dave Chappelle's appearance on Saturday Night Live and its political undertones. They critique how entertainment intersects with politics, often overshadowing substantive political discourse:
Charlamagne Tha God [60:04]: "I thought it was a good monologue... Dave was solid."
They explore the implications of entertainers engaging in political commentary, debating whether it enhances or detracts from meaningful political engagement.
A comprehensive segment where Charlamagne, Andrew, and guest Chris discuss the American economic disparity and political system's failure to bridge the gap between the wealthy and the working class:
Charlamagne Tha God [90:05]: "When you have economic success, you tend to stay away from the people who are actually dealing with these everyday issues..."
Chris reinforces the need for economic reforms, citing the undervaluation of professions like teaching compared to high-paying entertainment roles.
Chris [106:16]: "Like, football players shouldn't make any money. Most of them are retards."
This controversial statement sparks a debate on the societal values and economic priorities in the U.S., with the hosts advocating for a more equitable distribution of resources and recognition.
The discussion shifts to the potential impacts of Artificial Intelligence (AI) in creative and legislative fields. Both hosts acknowledge AI's promise in revolutionizing industries like medicine, while expressing skepticism about its influence on creativity and authentic human interaction.
Charlamagne Tha God [89:46]: "They got this guy in a RICO case by himself. My friends asked me, they say, Dave, did you know anything about those freak off parties?"
The conversation blends serious analysis with humorous takes on pop culture and technology's role in shaping future societal norms.
The episode concludes with lighthearted banter, playful accusations of pregnancy rumors involving a co-host named Taylor, and humorous interactions imitating real-time podcast dynamics. These segments serve as comic relief after intense political discussions, maintaining the podcast's signature blend of humor and insight.
Charlamagne Tha God [114:38]: "I don't believe Taylor, but I need to talk to a doctor."
This playful exchange underscores the hosts' chemistry and ability to balance heavy topics with entertaining dialogues.
Key Takeaways:
Presidential Pardons: The episode critically examines Trump's use of pardons, suggesting they may weaken democratic institutions and fuel mistrust.
Democratic Party Dynamics: The hosts argue that the Democratic Party's focus on identity politics has alienated essential voter bases, particularly the working class and Black communities.
Media and Entertainment's Role: There's a nuanced discussion on how entertainment intersects with politics, often overshadowing substantive policy debates.
Economic Disparities: Charlamagne and Andrew emphasize the need for economic reforms to address the widening gap between the wealthy and the working class, critiquing societal values that prioritize certain professions over others.
AI in Society: The potential benefits and drawbacks of AI are explored, highlighting its transformative impact on fields like medicine while questioning its role in creative industries.
Podcast Chemistry: The hosts maintain their signature humor and camaraderie, effectively balancing serious discourse with entertaining banter.
Notable Quotes:
Charlamagne Tha God [05:13]: "What if he's actually a good president? Chris? It's just a question."
Andrew Schulz [04:16]: "We're guilty of that shit, too. Ideally, when we're posting stuff, we're like, hey, we think this is funny."
Charlamagne Tha God [30:37]: "They play in our face... working class... they lost the working class."
Chris [106:16]: "Like, football players shouldn't make any money. Most of them are retards."
Charlamagne Tha God [89:46]: "They got this guy in a RICO case by himself. My friends asked me, they say, Dave, did you know anything about those freak off parties?"
Conclusion:
In "Look Who’s Talking," The Brilliant Idiots deliver a no-holds-barred analysis of the current political climate, dissecting the maneuvers of both Republican and Democratic parties. Through candid conversations, personal anecdotes, and sharp critiques, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz offer listeners a compelling blend of humor and insightful commentary on the state of American politics and society.