Sweet PoT*##Y Pie

Summary

The Brilliant Idiots – "Sweet PoT*##Y Pie"

Release Date: November 21, 2025
Hosts: Charlamagne Tha God & Andrew Schulz
Guest/Producer Panel: Chris, Taylor Hayes

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Brilliant Idiots brings back the signature mix of unfiltered humor, wild tangents, and surprising depth as Charlamagne, Schulz, Taylor, and Chris riff on recent pop culture, sports news, parenthood, conspiracies, and the enduring weirdness of American holidays. Taylor returns from maternity leave with stories of giving birth, the crew goes deep on the Epstein files and alien hypotheticals, debates barbershop culture, and delivers classic no-holds-barred takes on everything from viral memes and Thanksgiving, to Jake Paul’s boxing choices.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The WWE Incident & Sports Fan Loyalty

• (01:32) Andrew recounts trying to get Charlamagne to join him at WWE, but Charla refuses, citing his deep loyalty as a Cowboys fan and disdain for the Giants.
  • Charlamagne (2:11): "No way in hell would me, as a die hard Dallas Cowboy fan, let the Giants’ father... there’s no way I would go out there and help another NFC East team in any way, shape, or form."
• The crew jokes about sports beef and the seriousness with which fans take their team alliances, even in staged entertainment like WWE.

2. Taylor Returns from Maternity Leave

• (06:31–16:02) Taylor makes her post-maternity leave appearance, and everyone welcomes her back, discussing the realities of postpartum life, breastfeeding, and body changes.
• Taylor shares her birth story:
  • Switched doctors late in pregnancy due to poor experience and a negative review.
  • "She dropped me as a patient because she was mad about a review I made about her facility." – Taylor (08:54)
  • Landed with a better hospital, and had a C-section after a challenging induction.
• Charlamagne invokes “angel numbers” when Taylor mentions her child was born at 5:55am.
• Discussion on postpartum life, tasting breast milk, and jokingly suggesting breast milk as a pie ingredient (“Sweet Potati Pie”).

3. Pets vs. Children: Changing Perspective

• (15:01–16:10) The hosts poke fun at how having a child makes the emotional connection to pets shift:
  • "It's not the same. All people that say their dogs are their children... once you actually have kids… it’s not the same." – Charlamagne (15:23)

4. Parenting Styles – Spanking and Discipline

• (16:15–18:53) Hilarious, awkward talk about spanking children – and Andrew quips about being disciplined by a nanny ("I nutted", 17:13), leading to a classic idiotic-versus-brilliant debate about drawn boundaries and sex crimes.

5. Charlamagne’s Alien Dream, Sci-Fi, and Dystopia

• (19:13–24:41) Charlamagne shares a vivid dream about an “Asian extraterrestrial interior decorator,” prompting discussion on the integration of aliens into society and pop culture references.
• Chris breaks down the premise of Netflix’s "Three Body Problem" and themes of apocalyptic foreknowledge.
• The crew riffs on whether humanity should warn future generations about doom, leaning into improvisational comedy.

6. Barbershop Culture & The “Autobarber” Machine

• (25:33–28:39) Taylor introduces a viral video of an “automated barber.”
  • Both hosts ridicule the idea, defending the barbershop as a vital men’s community, emphasizing its irreplaceable atmosphere:
    • "The barbershop is one of the last safe spaces for men... I don’t want to put my fucking head in a machine." – Charlamagne (26:33)
• Discussion digresses into waxing, nail salons, and the comfort of professional male touch in grooming settings, with classic Idiots double-entendre.

7. Epstein Files, Trump, and “Piggy”

• (35:01–64:02) Substantial segment on the Epstein files, infamous names, memes, and ongoing conspiracies:
  • Trump’s “Quiet Piggy” meme and debate about his intended target.
  • They break down public obsession with celebrity scandal, the suspicious deaths, and the elusive nature of Epstein’s connections.
  • Quote: "Who the fuck was he? Why did he have so much control?... That was some other shit, bro." – Charlamagne (59:13)
  • Schulz outlines how Epstein served as a fixer for the global elite, possibly for multiple governments.
  • They call out the lack of media scrutiny for key Epstein associate Les Wexner.

8. Thanksgiving’s Fading Cultural Role

• (45:00–51:18) Charlamagne argues that Thanksgiving is now just a “speed bump” to Christmas, likening current family dinners to the disillusionment felt by Native Americans post-pilgrim betrayal.
  • Quote: "Thanksgiving is like a speed bump on the way to motherfucking Christmas." – Charlamagne (46:01)
• They reflect on the true symbolism of Thanksgiving and how holiday traditions mask historical pain.

9. Ariana Grande, Influence Memes, and Security

• (73:24–76:57) Taylor asks about the memes surrounding Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo at a movie premiere. The hosts critique “pranksters” and social media clout chasers crashing events and argue for real consequences, including violence, for those who overstep.

10. Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua

• (80:31–84:48) The hosts debate whether Jake Paul deserves respect for boxing Anthony Joshua, regardless of the likely outcome.
  • Quote: "Win or lose, if you get in that ring with Anthony Joshua, you’re a real one, bro. You ever got my respect." – Charlamagne (80:42)
• They go deep on fight hype, the risks of taking elite challenges, and question what respect in sports really means.

11. Christmas Traditions and DMX’s ‘Rudolph’

• (88:47–91:31) The crew shares their favorite Christmas songs and movies.
  • Andrew and Charla do an impromptu DMX ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ performance, then reminisce about the viral moment’s origins.

12. Ask An Idiot: Friendship, Change, and Masculine Bonding

• (79:09–93:39) The crew answers:
  • How to bond as you outgrow old habits—agreeing that true friendship is about evolving together, not shared vices.
  • Whether getting nails done with the boys is “flirting” (they say "nah," but riff that farting around other men might be!).
  • Quick takes on white boy privilege in combat sports, Jake Paul’s villain era, and why “squabbling gets you respect.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments

(quotes indicate timestamp in MM:SS format)

• On sports loyalty:
  • "No way in hell...let the Giants’ father...help another NFC East team in any way, shape, or form."
    – Charlamagne (02:11)
• On parenting changes:
  • "It's not the same...once you actually have kids… it’s not the same."
    – Charlamagne (15:23)
• On post-birth revelations:
  • "I tasted my milk. Tastes good. Shit. Tastes good as hell."
    – Taylor (12:44)
  • "Tell your mom put it in the pies this fucking Christmas, son."
    – Charlamagne (13:01)
• On barbershop culture:
  • "The barbershop is one of the last safe spaces for men...I don’t want to put my fucking head in a machine."
    – Charlamagne (26:33)
• On the Epstein saga:
  • "Who the fuck was he? Why did he have so much control?...That was some other shit, bro."
    – Charlamagne (59:13)
• On Thanksgiving:
  • "Thanksgiving is like a speed bump on the way to motherfucking Christmas."
    – Charlamagne (46:01)
• On Jake Paul fighting Anthony Joshua:
  • "Win or lose, if you get in that ring with Anthony Joshua, you’re a real one, bro. ...you got my respect."
    – Charlamagne (80:42)
• DMX Rudolph story:
  • "I was there when he did that. That happened at Power 100 5.1 Studios...I don’t even think it was Christmas time."
    – Charlamagne (90:19)

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Memorable Segments & Timestamps

Taylor’s birth and return:

• 06:31–16:02

Epstein Files Deep-Dive:

• 35:01–64:02

Thanksgiving Reflection/Native American History:

• 45:00–51:18

WWE/Football Fandom/Barbershop:

• 01:32–06:10; 25:33–28:39

Jake Paul Discussion:

• 80:31–84:48

Classic DMX Christmas Segment:

• 88:47–91:31

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Final Thoughts

Mixing wild hot takes with surprisingly sharp social commentary and vulnerable moments, "Sweet PoT*##Y Pie" rides the trademark Brilliant Idiots rollercoaster of idiocy and brilliance. The return of Taylor adds freshness, while the hosts’ hilarious and thoughtful perspectives make this episode a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

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Summary by: The Brilliant Idiots Summarizer

Transcript

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I'm Charlamagne Thuguy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Andrew Scholz.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Hezekiah Walker.

[Andrew Schulz]

Charlamagne Thomas.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Chris is here.

[Andrew Schulz]

Chris is here.

[Chris]

Chris is still here.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How was your week, Hezekiah Walker? Your weekend week?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, man, I had a fun one, dude. I was trying to drag you out to wwe.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Yeah. How was that? I saw it on.

[Andrew Schulz]

I needed your backup, bro. Yeah, I knew they was gonna try something.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what? I'm. Honestly, I thought about it. I was like, you know, my little brothers love wwe. I grew up off wwe. They would've loved that. But it was kind of short notice. But also, I'm glad I didn't. Cause you was with the fucking New York Giants. No way in hell would me, as a die hard Dallas Cowboy fan, let the Giants father who tased a Marine on 911 at MetLife Stadium at a Cowboys jets game. There's no Way I would go out there and help another NFC east team in any way, shape or form.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, they would be helping you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, but I'm not helping them either. I don't want their help.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because it's. Fuck the Giants. All day, every day. I'm a Cowboy fan. Yo. Somebody text me this morning. This was this morning. Today, 9:25am we're recording this on a Wednesday. That shit was Monday. This is Wednesday morning. Yeah, It's Schultz, a Giants fan. Cause why would he put our running back and Carter in that game? And I know that WWE is staged, but the running back has a broken ankle. He don't need to be here. And if Schultz isn't a Giants fan, he needs to leave them alone.

[Andrew Schulz]

The way the media, the sports media took this so seriously, as they should. It was a real scrap. But the way that they were furious at him, like, this is part of your rehab. This, that, the other. He got full approval for contact, for any sort of street altercation.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And so why you ain't out there on the field?

[Andrew Schulz]

Say again?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why he ain't out there on the field?

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, it's different. Like, one, he's got me there, so he doesn't really have to do much, you know? Like, obviously, you know, Cam is a beast when both of his legs are working, but if not, I'm there to handle stuff. And then, you know, Chris, you could fast forward way, way more. And then, like, it's just.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I would say, though, Cam, if I was you, I wouldn't be in a rush to get back to the Giants either. For what?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, just let him get another pick. Let him get another pick.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

2 and 8 on the season. 3 and 7, maybe. What the fuck? They. Fuck it. That could be.

[Andrew Schulz]

They're two and nine right now. Two and nine.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, who gives a fuck?

[Andrew Schulz]

We were one and zero last night. Yeah, we're one and zero last night, man. I don't know if you could take.

[Guest or Producer]

That as a win.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, they ran. They ran. If you. If you make the other dudes run, they are. They're submitting, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Another reason. What happened.

[Andrew Schulz]

When the army pulls back, they go retreat. Retreat. In war, that's a victory.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Another reason I didn't want to do it. I didn't have my ice jacket. I was gonna wear an ice jacket.

[Andrew Schulz]

You would have got dumb.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I'm saying. You would have got dumb.

[Andrew Schulz]

I almost, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I was gonna say it when I got the mic back. So I grabbed the mic and I was about to say it. What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's not funny.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, it depends. We have to. I mean, he's from San Diego and.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It'S wwe, so it's staged. See, the WWE I grew up on.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you mean staged?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I mean. It's scripted.

[Andrew Schulz]

That right there wasn't scripted.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, all I'm saying is the WWE I grew up on, they said the most vile shit possible.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So when you told me that it was us against Dominique Mysterio, I started thinking about all of the wild, vile shit.

[Andrew Schulz]

I never told you that. I don't know what you talking about. How would you even know I was gonna beef with them? I had no clue I was gonna beef with them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay? I'm there just watching.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm there just watching wrestling, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And then this, they came over talking crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Talking crazy. And when you talk crazy, you get slapped around a little bit. Yeah, yeah. That's what happens. I wanted you to be there to enjoy wrestling with me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And just in case. Last time I'm in Madison Square Garden, I was there with my dogs, but they put me. They put them in different seats so they couldn't have my back.

[Guest or Producer]

And he got fucked up again that time, too.

[Andrew Schulz]

I almost got fucked up. I almost got fucked up. So this time I was going to make sure it didn't happen. I had the Giants offensive line right there. You were going to be there with me. You could have swung on him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, I don't think they'd have protected me because I'm a Cowboy fan. Yeah, but you. I just wouldn't have. I couldn't have accepted the protection from the New York Giants, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

You don't have. You don't need that. Did you see me handle my Cowboys?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why would I trust their offensive line? Do you see what the fuck happens to Russell Wilson and Jameis Winston? Jackson dart is hurt right now because of that offensive line.

[Andrew Schulz]

J.D. one of the guys, one of the wrestlers there, he said that when he walked up, he goes, oh, now you guys want to play defense?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You see what I'm saying? But they're off line. They supposed to protect somebody.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm just saying, why they behind you?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They're the offensive line. They should be in front of you in cam.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cuz I'm the captain, bro. Jackson dart wasn't there, so Schultze need to step in. I'm four string quarterback.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You do? Yeah. You get four string quarterback by.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm four string quarterback.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I am. You do.

[Andrew Schulz]

You do. But did we handle business? Do we not handle business.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. Why is the offensive line behind y'?

[Chris]

All?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is so disgusting. This is why the New York Giants are two and down.

[Andrew Schulz]

Look, there it is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nice push.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hand Good push.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nice push.

[Guest or Producer]

We missed the first push.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, hold on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We got.

[Andrew Schulz]

Look at that. Oh, look at me them up. Look at me them up. Look at that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who's here? Look.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hey, Taylor gang. Hey, Taylor gang. What's up?

[Andrew Schulz]

Taylor? Taylor's back, everybody.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Taylor Hayes.

[Andrew Schulz]

Taylor's back and skinny Taylor's back.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Taylor Hayes. Fun size Tea Maternity.

[Andrew Schulz]

She's back to fun size. She wanted to wait. She wanted to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on now. You lost weight.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They lose a lot of weight. A lot of that. It's the breast milk. The breast milk makes you lose weight.

[Andrew Schulz]

She said that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She said that's what it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

She said she was breastfeeding.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. When you breastfeeding, the breast milk makes you lose weight. That's what's up. Taylor gang.

[Andrew Schulz]

Fresh out of back to work.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, we still leaking and shit? No, hey, that's over, right?

[Taylor Hayes]

I'm not breastfeeding anymore. It's now just formula.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, really?

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You tapped out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How old is Lil P now? He's like four months.

[Taylor Hayes]

He's still today? Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn, that is good, man. How did it hurt?

[Andrew Schulz]

I could have used. I could have used.

[Guest or Producer]

What are you using?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Appropriate question. Did he ask it?

[Andrew Schulz]

Not appropriate. Did you push a baby out?

[Taylor Hayes]

Okay, well, you know, some of it.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you mean you know some of it?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know some of it. Yes.

[Taylor Hayes]

I had a. I wasn't talking to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Taylor like I thought you weren't, by the way. I think it's the stupidest thing in the world that you can't talk to people when they on maternity leave.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why can't you talk?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I guess you can't talk about work.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Work related stuff. You don't fucking know. That's part of the.

[Guest or Producer]

You're on leave.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah, that's right.

[Andrew Schulz]

But you could reach out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I definitely reach out to work, though.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, well, yeah. What are you going to talk to them about work for? They're not working.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, we weren't talking about work. Taylor be talking about work. But I wasn't. I wasn't responding. Cause I follow orders.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, tell me. Tell me what you're doing. Give me the goddamn cookie so I can open that shit for you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

One of it.

[Andrew Schulz]

But the people listening right now are feeling.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, you're right.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm sorry, that's low tier.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Give me this cookie.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, Jesus, Charlotte.

[Guest or Producer]

That's low tea.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right, go ahead, Taylor. Tell us what happened.

[Taylor Hayes]

Well, um, overall, the delivery went okay, but leading up to it, it wasn't my doctor. That I did.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Shit yourself?

[Taylor Hayes]

No, she dropped me.

[Andrew Schulz]

You shit yourself when you did it. No, you really didn't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Your doctor dropped you?

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

She dropped you.

[Taylor Hayes]

Why?

[Andrew Schulz]

She dropped you.

[Chris]

Why?

[Taylor Hayes]

Because. Huh?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why did you pick you up to begin with?

[Andrew Schulz]

You don't even need to repeat that horrible ass joke. You should have let him not hear it and then kept it pushing.

[Taylor Hayes]

She dropped me as a patient.

[Guest or Producer]

That's why.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait a minute. For real?

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah. Because she was mad about a review I made about her facility. It wasn't professional. They were unprofessional. I only met her twice.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm not mad at that.

[Taylor Hayes]

I only met her twice throughout the whole. The whole pregnancy. That's not okay. I was just meeting with midwives.

[Andrew Schulz]

That isn't good. That isn't good. You got to throw the connection.

[Guest or Producer]

That's like on a restaurant while you still sitting there eating before the food came. You're gonna get food, not spit on.

[Taylor Hayes]

I don't think so. Like, I'm pregnant. This is my first baby, too.

[Chris]

That's right.

[Taylor Hayes]

No, so.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And the way the black maternal death rate is with women.

[Taylor Hayes]

And she was a black. She was a black doctor, too, which is more upsetting. But it ended up working out in my favor.

[Andrew Schulz]

I didn't say nothing, bro. I didn't say nothing. That's. Damn it.

[Taylor Hayes]

Ended up working out in my favor, though, because.

[Andrew Schulz]

Who was it? Dr. Umar?

[Taylor Hayes]

No, I'm not going to say. I'm not going to say.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What was the race of the doctor?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, now you don't want to get the refusal. Now you don't want to give the reveal.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That was the race of the doctor that you got after the.

[Taylor Hayes]

He was still black. He was a black doctor.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, we up. We still up.

[Taylor Hayes]

He was actually, like, the director of. He was like, high up doctor, but.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was acting like a director. So I started thinking about that dude you saw, the dude that was holding the camera for Jim Jones and he was dancing. No one doing all that. No.

[Taylor Hayes]

But I was able to transfer to another hospital, which I really wanted to go to, because that other doctor, she wasn't affiliated with the hospital.

[Andrew Schulz]

Which hospital?

[Taylor Hayes]

I went to Overlook.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, I don't know. Jersey.

[Taylor Hayes]

Jersey is Jersey.

[Andrew Schulz]

Anyway, it went well when you got in there.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah. But I still had to end up having a C section. Because Got him.

[Andrew Schulz]

Keep that shit intact. Keep that shit intact.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's your heart?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Was scared.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hurt like a.

[Taylor Hayes]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me tell you.

[Guest or Producer]

I thought it was easy.

[Andrew Schulz]

I thought.

[Taylor Hayes]

No, no, no. So this is the thing. I wasn't dilating enough. Like, he wasn't. He didn't. It just didn't open. Whatever.

[Andrew Schulz]

So my wife too. My wife too. Talk your.

[Taylor Hayes]

But. But I was taking the. Cuz. I. I took a.

[Andrew Schulz]

The tosin edible.

[Taylor Hayes]

But I did not. I. My body did not react well.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What is the pitosis?

[Andrew Schulz]

It's a ptosis thing that naturally. I think that they.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah, because I got induced.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah. And I threw up like it was night.

[Andrew Schulz]

No way.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah. And I was. I just couldn't stop shaking, like, shaking until the. Until he came out.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's scary as hell.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You going hard, shaking every fucking.

[Taylor Hayes]

No, I really was, though. Like, I couldn't stop. But he came out at 5:55 in the morning.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, that's a good. Angel numbers. Yeah, that means. Hold on, let me see what that means. No, those are angel numbers.

[Taylor Hayes]

No, it is angel number. I think I looked it up. I think new beginnings or something.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'll tell you right now.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay. So baby comes out. Do you get handed the baby immediately?

[Taylor Hayes]

Well, they show me the baby and then Pat was able to hold him.

[Andrew Schulz]

And then you have to breastfeed pretty quick after. Right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what 555 means? Huge changes are up ahead. Trust that this transition is your highest good. Prepare for massive shifts. Things are getting exciting. Yeah, I think it's. It's so whack that they come out and want to eat like, you've been here for nine months. Like, you know, like, you know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, why you're nothing. Yeah, that is crazy.

[Taylor Hayes]

I already was producing milk already, though.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, word.

[Taylor Hayes]

But yeah, he was seven and six pounds.

[Andrew Schulz]

Were you pumping at all? Did you pump at all? You had to pump. Did you ever have that get clogged up?

[Taylor Hayes]

No. Yeah, I didn't have whatever people were saying about, like, breastfeeding. I didn't have that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, it was like, for the cereal and stuff like that. It's hard not putting a little bit in this, yo.

[Taylor Hayes]

Honestly, I tasted my milk. Tastes good. Shit. Tastes good as hell.

[Andrew Schulz]

You put it back in the system, huh?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What do you mean? I'm just letting it a couple sips.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, you got to.

[Taylor Hayes]

No, but he know. He tasted it, but he thinks it's. It's weird though. But whatever.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Tell your mom. Put it in the pies this fucking Christmas, son.

[Guest or Producer]

Come on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That be fire.

[Taylor Hayes]

Don't give me any. I would deserve that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Be fire. Yo. Yo. You know how many people will buy those pies? Yo.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hey.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And it's healthy for you. We humans, we should not be drinking animal milk.

[Andrew Schulz]

Make that sweet potati pie.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Sweet potati pie is fire. Be amazing, man. I'm happy for you, Taylor, man. How does it feel? How do you feel as a mother? How has life changed?

[Taylor Hayes]

I feel like. Honestly, I feel like I adjusted pretty easily to it because, like, seeing the art, in a sense, that me and him made, like, is. Is a beautiful thing to see and.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Andrew Schulz]

Isn't it?

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah. Like, it's. It's so. It's crazy how I feel like he looks perfectly like both of us. So. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Did it let you keep the zipper, or did you.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Just get the stitching.

[Taylor Hayes]

No, they actually glued. Glued my skin together.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Really?

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah.

[Guest or Producer]

What's the zipper?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, some people get the zipper.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, they do that.

[Guest or Producer]

I'm like, what?

[Andrew Schulz]

It's not actually.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You didn't know that?

[Andrew Schulz]

It's not actually a zipper, but it's like one of those, like, plastic bags that you have to pinch the sides and then.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You didn't know that? No, that's a different one. They do. You could do either or.

[Chris]

Right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You didn't know that?

[Guest or Producer]

You could do the zipper.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You could do the zipper or the Ziploc.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Y' all didn't know that?

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, you gotta start having some video.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, let them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So they. They glued you back up, so it's. It's not. So they can cut it back open if they need to, Basically, yeah.

[Taylor Hayes]

Hopefully I wouldn't need to do that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You ready to have some more?

[Taylor Hayes]

No, I'm good right now. I'm good having.

[Andrew Schulz]

Enjoy this one.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah, that's good, Taylor.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, guys.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Big Mama T. Oh, you're Mama T. Mama T. Now can we call you Big Mama?

[Taylor Hayes]

No, we call you Mama T. Mama T. Big Mama's more like older and heavyset.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Tell the truth. Tell the truth. It's fuck your dog now, isn't it?

[Taylor Hayes]

No, it's not.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, it's not. Don't lie.

[Taylor Hayes]

My dog loves my son.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, I do.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, be honest.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That is true.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, be honest.

[Taylor Hayes]

He's my first son.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's not the same, but where is he? It's not the same.

[Taylor Hayes]

Where is he? He's home.

[Andrew Schulz]

I ain't bringing him to work today.

[Taylor Hayes]

I never bring him to work.

[Andrew Schulz]

Never bring your dog to work.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know, it's not the same. All people that say that, their dogs or their children. It's not the same when you actually have kids. Yo, they. Cause if that dog bite Lil P. Oh, forget you gonna beat the shit out that little dog. But if Lil P bite the dog.

[Andrew Schulz]

You ain't gonna beat Lil P nothing.

[Taylor Hayes]

It's not the point. The point is he's a great. He's a great big brother to my son.

[Chris]

All right?

[Taylor Hayes]

And they love each other. They do.

[Chris]

All right.

[Taylor Hayes]

He wasn't jealous, though.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

True. Don't love that dog as much. Yes, I do. Yes, I do.

[Taylor Hayes]

I take him out to walk all the time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But now, you know it's a dog. Before, it was your child. Now that's my dog. This is my child. This is my dog.

[Taylor Hayes]

My child.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What's your dog's name?

[Taylor Hayes]

Taz.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Taz.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So it's almost over.

[Guest or Producer]

And she would never be Taz, even if he was bad behavior.

[Taylor Hayes]

So you think. You think I shouldn't also give my son, like, any spankings either?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I don't believe it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Or not.

[Taylor Hayes]

Really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Guest or Producer]

I don't believe in it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No. Well, I can't say that for a son. I got daughters. I don't. I got daughters.

[Andrew Schulz]

You already beat him.

[Taylor Hayes]

No, no, but I'm just saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what I'm saying.

[Taylor Hayes]

Like, I never beat him. I'm saying that I already could see the type of personality where he's going to get beaten.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And you let Big P handle Little P, Like.

[Taylor Hayes]

Exactly. No, exactly. I'm leaving it. Like, of course he's not gonna go crazy. How you're. However you're picturing it is not about to be like that. But I'm not.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I got my daughter one time. She was like, little, little, little. Because she cursed. And it made me feel so bad because I'm like, why did I just spank her like a couple pops? Cause she said a curse word. And I'm like, yo, first of all, she's. How old was she, four at the time? She's like, maybe a little older. Maybe like five or six. But I'm like, she probably heard us using this fucking language.

[Andrew Schulz]

Exactly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I'm saying? So why would I be mad at her for repeating what she heard and she don't know it's a bad word, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

I had a nanny. I had a nanny spank me once, and I nutted.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn.

[Taylor Hayes]

What?

[Andrew Schulz]

Taught her a lesson.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, you gotta deport her.

[Andrew Schulz]

You gotta deport her. That's how you. Stop that. If you spanking a. Spank me again.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

A little boy as a nanny and you make that little boy nut. You gotta get spanked.

[Taylor Hayes]

Me?

[Andrew Schulz]

I nut it. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's a sex crime.

[Andrew Schulz]

I said clean that up. This is repercussions for your action.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

God damn.

[Andrew Schulz]

Don't be spanking me. You're not gonna follow through with it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Jesus Christ.

[Andrew Schulz]

What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's disgusting.

[Andrew Schulz]

What? How else was I supposed to not get spanked anymore?

[Taylor Hayes]

What? I'm so confused.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That is a. That is a good point. Now I'm gonna tell you why that's a good point. This is a brilliant fucking idiot. That's a great point on brilliant idiots.

[Andrew Schulz]

She thought she was gonna discipline me. Cause she found out that she was the one that got disciplined.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because here's the thing. If she spanked you one time and you nut, right?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If her reaction is like, oh, I wanna do that again, fire ass up. She's an Epstein father.

[Andrew Schulz]

Exactly. Fire her.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You're a fucking Epstein father.

[Andrew Schulz]

Fire her.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's when it's officially a sex crime. First time, it's just like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Andrew Schulz]

She didn't know I was gonna nut.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I'm saying. If you do it again, it was just assault. Anticipating that. He's going nut. That's a fuck sex crime.

[Andrew Schulz]

It turned into sexual assault afterwards.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. That's crazy. The second time is sexual assault.

[Andrew Schulz]

If she did it again, it would be sexual.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

First time was discipline. I'm disciplining. This is assault.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's just assault. I'm gonna assault a boy. She was just assaulting me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, that was discipline.

[Andrew Schulz]

You see, I made it sexual assault. I turned it into sexual assault.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But that's my point. If she does it again, anticipating, then.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know you're sexually assaulting me. I'm taking it sexually.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's right. That's a sex crime.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm gonna take it sexually.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Did you make a noise when she hit you?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What'd you say?

[Andrew Schulz]

I said, I carumba.

[Taylor Hayes]

I caramba.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, I like that. All right. This is a brilliant fucking idiot. Guys, everybody relax, okay? I'm tired of y' all taking this shit serious. Can we just have some fun?

[Andrew Schulz]

Can we just have some fun?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Chris, I thought about you earlier, too. Yo, I was taking my. My. My midday nap before I worked out, bro. I had the weirdest dream. I had a dream that we were in our house. But we had. I don't know if we added another, like, extension to our house. You know how sometimes you have dreams and you feel like you're in your house, but it just looks different. So in the dream, it felt like my house. And I'm talking to my wife, and my wife's telling me about this interior decorator that she got. And I don't know what the fuck my wife said, but she was trying to tell me to get back. And as I'm going to talk to the interior decorator, it was a fucking Asian extraterrestrial in my fucking dream. And so she had a humanoid body. Everything looked fine. She had on, like, a black wool cap, a black sweatshirt, baggy black pants, but her face was just, like, green and distorted.

[Guest or Producer]

So what made her Asian?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know. Just in the dream, I knew she was an Asian extraterrestrial girl. I don't know. You know, in dreams you just know. So in the dream, I knew she was an Asian extraterrestrial woman. And she came out and she was talking like, mad fast. And for whatever reason, it made me just back up, back up, back up. And I watched her leave and everything. And it was almost like she was the woman on the Incredibles that was showing them, you know, how to do the costumes and shit. What was the woman on.

[Andrew Schulz]

What's her name?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Taylor Hayes]

What was her name?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, man, I can't remember her name. Off the Incredibles mode.

[Andrew Schulz]

Something mode.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But she made the costumes. She was talking like that and talking mad fast and shit like that. And when I woke up, Edna Mo. Yeah, Edna Edma Mole.

[Andrew Schulz]

Edna Mo.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And she had, like this greenish skin.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And all I kept thinking to myself was, damn, is that the future?

[Andrew Schulz]

Probably, man. They'll be the first ones to make contact with aliens. What Asians will?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Maybe. But it was just the fact that I was just thinking to myself, like, what if we end up living in a world where humans and extraterrestrials are just co. Mingling like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

We will.

[Chris]

You still haven't watched Three Body Problem yet.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What is it?

[Chris]

It's a Netflix series about the Chinese making the first contact with.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No.

[Andrew Schulz]

Just sucked. The book. The book, Three Body Problem. The books apparently are like, one of the most amazing books books ever written. The series sucked. I got to sucked. It was the most expensive acquisition in history and they spent none of the money on actually producing it. James Cameron has been trying to buy it forever. They wouldn't sell it to him.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, it is. It is crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, they dropped the ball if they didn't sell it to be James Cameron.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think so. Because the idea is Fucking incredible three bodied problem.

[Chris]

I don't even know how to describe it. It's been a minute since I. There's criticism, but I still think it was a.

[Andrew Schulz]

All right, ready? So basically seven. The nays are. What the hell?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Taylor's back, y'. All.

[Andrew Schulz]

So basically they find a way to communicate. They find a way to communicate with an alien race. Right? And they're speaking to them from, I believe the. Oh, no, they find a way to communicate with the alien race. And the alien race is essentially saying that they're on their way to America or not America to the, to the world. And they're going to take over the world. And they calculate the time it will take and it will take 300 years or whatever. So essentially the entire world has 300 years to prepare for its annihilation. And that's the first season. Like, how do they know that this is true?

[Chris]

But there are also all these scenarios where essentially humans are able to see into what this future is going to look like and they see the various ways that they're destroyed by the aliens.

[Andrew Schulz]

And the aliens are also existing in current time. Like some of them came, so you don't know who to trust, etc. But it's a good concept where it's just like in 300 years everybody's going to be dead. It doesn't really matter to us. But if you want the human race to continue, we all got to get on the same page and start figuring out how we can solve this.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why would you tell the future though? Like, why would you tell future races? Because the reality of the situation is what if our existence is only meant.

[Andrew Schulz]

To live 300 years, but what if it's not?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We don't know.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's why you got to solve some problems.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Can they beat the aliens in any way?

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, that's what you got to figure out. Can technology develop at such a rate that you will be able to, you know, be more sophisticated them in 300 years?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't think I would tell future generations, like if I knew that the world would exist in 300 years. Yeah, like I'm not going to be here, so I'll just be like, surprise, you know what I mean? Like, like why? Like, like, like let them figure it out. Like that is something that people got to figure out on their own. I don't feel like you should tell them.

[Andrew Schulz]

How are they going to dread out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

On their own once the aliens get here? Then it's too late.

[Andrew Schulz]

Then it's too late. It is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

People work better under Pressure, guys, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know saying like, can't some.

[Chris]

People literally see like the clock counting down in the sky? Like that was part of it. Yes. The people who have the knowledge.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Chris]

See, like winding down.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like for example, WWE is real. If they told you what was going to happen prior, you think you would have reacted the same way if you were anticipating impossible. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

It would be impossible.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So I don't want you to have to anticipate nothing, just surprise, surprise, you know what I mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

That is a good point that he's making based on what happened there. Because if I knew something like that was gonna happen, I probably would have swung on them motherfuckers and scared the shit out of them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What blew you? What's one of the things that helped blow you up?

[Andrew Schulz]

Surprises.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Crowd work, baby.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You didn't know what the fuck was in that crowd, you know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schulz]

Get after him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So think about the aliens coming as crowd work.

[Andrew Schulz]

And then. Yeah, now we're gonna.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

300 years from now.

[Andrew Schulz]

Where are you guys from?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You see what I'm saying? You gotta be quick on your feet when the fucking aliens come. I'm about to watch that shit 3 by why they call it 3 bodied alien though?

[Andrew Schulz]

3 body problem.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

3 body problem.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like scientific. It's some like math equation, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's crazy. Like America only got a two body.

[Andrew Schulz]

Problem regular, which is.

[Guest or Producer]

Chris, Just mark it. Just know the market right now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's a great. Come on, that was good, guys. Great job.

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on, man, we could do that joke.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's good, bro. Come on, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Can we do that joke, Taylor?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I thought. That was a good one. I don't think there's no reason for anybody to be offended by that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Can we do that joke, Taylor?

[Taylor Hayes]

I miss it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You missed it. What you got, Taylor? All memes matter. Taylor is back. Yeah, Taylor, take over what we got, Taylor. All memes matter.

[Taylor Hayes]

Well, since we're talking about futuristic right now, have y' all seen the barber?

[Andrew Schulz]

This ain't real.

[Taylor Hayes]

You don't think so?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's real. I saw that. No, I would never put my hair.

[Guest or Producer]

How is there no way that's real?

[Andrew Schulz]

This is not real.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's an automated haircut machine, first of all.

[Taylor Hayes]

Oh, that's a girl.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This futuristic device is one of the boldest business ideas of our time. A fully automated haircut machine that delivers fast, cheap and consistent haircuts without human barbers. No waiting in line, no Appointments customer simply walks up, chooses a hairstyle using a voice assistant, places their head inside, and within seconds, the haircut is complete.

[Andrew Schulz]

First of all, that's not possible though.

[Taylor Hayes]

Like, look how it's. I don't get how.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, nah, you're not putting your head in a thing where it has sharp shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

First of all, Taylor, this is not real. You do know this.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah, but they're trying to say that this is futuristic.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, that's not futuristic. Because whoever made this auto barber bullshit doesn't realize the joy of men. Get going to the barbershop.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You don't understand the joy. Like, the barbershop is like one of the last safe spaces for men, okay? We go in there, we talk all the time. Barbershop, we shop here, you know, we watching YouTube videos. There's 90 gay slurs flying around. People are being vulnerable and expressing themselves. Like, the barbershop is like one of the last safe places, safe spaces for men to come together and communicate. I don't want to put my fucking head in a machine and get a haircut that takes away the experience.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It ain't just about the haircut. It's about the fucking barber, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

That is true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And we got relationships with our barber. What, you tip your barber? Oh, I'm not sure that's a good question.

[Andrew Schulz]

You don't tip?

[Guest or Producer]

You don't tip?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I do. I pay him. Cause I pay my barber. I pay him more than what his regular price is. I believe you have a monthly with him Monthly. Pay my barber every week when I go.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, you're.

[Guest or Producer]

Every day?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Every week. Twice a week. What shit grow back fast? Absolutely. Twice a week. And you know what? Fuck everybody in this room because everybody.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because no, my shit grow back fast. My shit grow back fast.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, that's a trigger. It's a trigger because whenever I leave and say I'm going to the barbershop.

[Taylor Hayes]

Are you talking about your facial hair?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Everything. When I leave and say I'm going to the barbershop, my 7 year old and my 4 year old, they all. Every single time for what? Yeah, you don't have any hair. It's like you have to say that every single, like every single time I go to the barbershop, does this have to be repeated? Yeah, it's established. You know why your daddy don't have no head? Because I go to the barbershop twice a week.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's why.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

So does the barber wax you too?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I go waxing is every six.

[Andrew Schulz]

They got to add that to the barbershop.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, nah, nah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, that'd be fire.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's crazy. That's practical. No, that's crazy. I can't get a wax in the barbershop right after the cut. Nah, nah, that's crazy. That's crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Just have the seat full back.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Lift the legs.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, that's crazy. The only other place I feel safe getting a wax is the nail salon. Huh?

[Guest or Producer]

It's not sexual.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's not sexual.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Just have your barber shop. I'm telling you, the nail salon is the only other place I would feel safe getting a wax, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Just have your mans do it. No big deal.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, nah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Just have them just wax your dick off.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Listen, let me tell you something.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Can I tell you something?

[Andrew Schulz]

Please.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There's a man.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's a man. There's a man. Sounds like a song.

[Taylor Hayes]

There's a man that does really good waxing.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's a man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I was thinking about the nail salon. There's a man in the nail salon that I go to.

[Taylor Hayes]

Men do better in nails, I think, than women.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, obviously.

[Guest or Producer]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is what this man does. Like, if you're in there getting a manicure, right?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know, I think he's married to one of the ladies in there.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, Cool.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nice little Asian man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So, you know, getting in. You'll be getting there, getting your manicure. They'll come up behind you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, no.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And just give you a massage. A nice massage. Just a nice massage, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay.

[Taylor Hayes]

This is in Jersey.

[Guest or Producer]

What's wrong with discussing that just because you like it too much?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Not only do I like it, what I. What I realized is I was in there the other day and salute to Envy. Envy's wife and his daughter was in there. I was already in there before when they walked in. And so the guy came later, and I'm sitting there getting my manicure, and.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm like, fuck, man, he gonna come over and massage.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I want him to give me the massage, but not while they're in here.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, what does it matter?

[Taylor Hayes]

They already.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You see what I'm saying? Not while they're in here. Yo, I know they gonna go back and tell Envy. So I'm sitting there like, man, don't come massage me. Please come massage me. Don't come massage me. Please come massage me. Because this dud.

[Chris]

No.

[Guest or Producer]

Cause if you don't want him to come while they're there, that means you think there's something wrong with it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I don't think there's anything wrong with it? I just know how it can look optically.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I'm saying? But, man, this guy's hands. Whoa.

[Taylor Hayes]

He's the only one that gives him massages.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's the only one that touches the right way.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's strong enough. It's a strength thing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Strong enough for a man, but ph. Bounded for a woman.

[Andrew Schulz]

True. It is true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Asian man hands, bro. Cause they're, like, soft but firm and tender. And it's not like it's sensual. It's just. He gets all the right pressure points. It's like, you know. Cause you know, we live a hectic lifestyle, so when he puts his hands on you, he can feel the stress. So it's just like certain little.

[Guest or Producer]

Ugh.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And you just find yourself melting a little bit. Like.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, amazing.

[Guest or Producer]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Guest or Producer]

So the only other place you would feel comfortable.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't want to talk about. Is in the nail place where the.

[Guest or Producer]

Guy who touches you.

[Chris]

The right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't want to talk about.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, no, no.

[Taylor Hayes]

But he. Show me is correct, though.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, you tip him.

[Chris]

I feel like you tip him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I should, right? You don't tip him.

[Andrew Schulz]

You should tip him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Chris, you're probably the only person in here can relate to this.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Do Asian men not have nice hands when they give you a massage?

[Chris]

Beautiful.

[Taylor Hayes]

I can relate to it too.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You get an Asian man.

[Taylor Hayes]

I'd rather Asian man than. No offense.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do you tip your colonoscopy?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If I could remember the experience, I probably. If I.

[Andrew Schulz]

You need to start tipping your colonial.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I was with your guy today. Sebastian.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sebastian the comedian made a scalco.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. I couldn't pronounce his last name, man. He told us the story about how he was getting a colonoscopy, and the girl was telling him how much of a fan she was right before he passed out.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, nah. What the fuck?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What you mean? He was like, yeah, I saw you at the. I forgot where. The. One of the arenas that he performed at.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hilarious.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was like. Right before he passed out, he was like, what are you. Why are you telling me this now?

[Andrew Schulz]

Game over, huh?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know. I wouldn't want to know. You know me, bro. Before you in my.

[Andrew Schulz]

He came over to Breakfast Club.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. He was on Breakfast Club.

[Andrew Schulz]

What is he.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He said, y' all gotta put. Huh?

[Guest or Producer]

You wouldn't want the person to know you before they put their finger in your assholes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, bro. Be a doctor.

[Guest or Producer]

You prefer strangers up yet?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. I'm saying Be a doctor, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I like that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Be a doctor. Yeah, like don't. I don't like no, because I know you're gonna tell people, but give might talk about this experience later, bro. You know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schulz]

Throw them a little 5, $10. A little $5 after a colonoscopy you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Gotta give them like 500 for after.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, 500 feels like a payment. Just like a little 510 for being delicate.

[Taylor Hayes]

Do you feel like you have to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, that's taking it easy on me. Like one of these. What are these? Like this? It's thanks for K E. Yeah man. Thank you man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Don't tell nobody about this experience. Not even.

[Andrew Schulz]

Don't tell nobody. I'm just saying, yo, you were delicate bro. Like, here's a little something for you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm going do that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm going do that family.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm going give him. I'm going to give him 69 though. I am, I am. I'm 69. I'm say I would have gave you 70, but I owe you one. That's what I'mma do.

[Taylor Hayes]

You clean up before like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. Hell yeah. Before you wax everything?

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you mean clean up?

[Guest or Producer]

Wait, wax for your colonoscopy?

[Chris]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What is going on? You clean up before you go get a colonoscopy?

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. You gotta make sure your ass and everything good. I don't play that shit. Like you don't want nobody running around saying you got a fucked up ass, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you mean?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like before you go get a wax or a colonoscopy, make sure you shower. Make sure everything's clean back then.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like what if you poop that that day before you go?

[Taylor Hayes]

Well, I'm not. I'm talking about you clean up the.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hair, you don't have a good thing. Oh, but hey, really, all them wipes you got in the bathroom here, never use one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's insane.

[Taylor Hayes]

Really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, that's insane.

[Guest or Producer]

He's there.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, but show some at a gas station restroom. He's different. I never met nobody like him. This will anywhere, anywhere. You know, anytime, any place I pull up. How about like it's anyway?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I like prefer it. The more exotic the more I prefer it.

[Chris]

Oh my God.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You like a dog?

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm a dog.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like you go places like where can I mark my territory?

[Andrew Schulz]

I do feel like that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't here.

[Andrew Schulz]

I do feel like that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What the fuck is this? Taylor Gang?

[Taylor Hayes]

It is Trump and Bubba.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Patton, Bill Clinton.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, no, that's AI.

[Taylor Hayes]

That's what I thought at first, but.

[Andrew Schulz]

That'S got to be AI.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, if you're going to pat a.

[Andrew Schulz]

But that's not how you pack.

[Taylor Hayes]

But why would he do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bill got the most famous penis ever. As for a president.

[Andrew Schulz]

For a president. Oh, no. One of them got a hog. Lyndon B. Johnson. Apparently he had a fucking piece.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Is that what the B stands for?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yup. Well, I thought Johnson.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Ooh, Big Johnson. Lyndon Big Johnson.

[Andrew Schulz]

Lyndon Big Johnson. Lyndon big Johnson.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, shit. Yo, if I was a porno star, that would be my motherfucking name.

[Guest or Producer]

Lyndon.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Lyndon B. Johnson. Lyndon Big Johnson is crazy. He really had a big piece?

[Andrew Schulz]

Apparently. Yeah. And he would walk around naked a lot, yo, just intimidate people with it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Here's the crazy thing, though, man. I was kind of glad that this story wasn't true. Well, I don't know if it's true or not. Mark Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein's brother, said that Bubba isn't Bill Clinton. The reason I was glad that was the case, because if this was the case, you know, his whole presidency would have been defined by blowjobs.

[Andrew Schulz]

It still is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Andrew Schulz]

This would have taken to another level.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, the economy, all of the stuff they did as far as getting rid of government wage, that would have been gone, bro. If this was true, Clinton, because you would have Lewinsky and Trump, your whole presidency would have been defined by. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, that would be fucked up.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, that is fire, though.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Did we find out who Bubble was, though?

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, I don't think so. I haven't even been watching that shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, of course you wouldn't.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait, why?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Of course you wouldn't.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The moment Trump comes out and it says Trump's blowing bubble, now all of a sudden you don't see.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I. This right here, I thought everything about the Epstein files recently vindicated him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It hadn't come out yet.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, from what people released.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, not if they saying he's sucking cock.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but you can't suck cock now. Is the left not progressive?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'll tell you what's ill now.

[Andrew Schulz]

The Democrats not believe in gay love.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

First of all, you know why the Epstein files came out? Trump said, y' all think I'm gay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, no, no, no, nah. We not doing it. We not doing it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No rainbow. Y' all think I'm gay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, nah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Show them how to get down.

[Andrew Schulz]

Vote for it. That's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what the.

[Andrew Schulz]

All it took is. Are you gay?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's all it took.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's hilarious.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's all it took. What else we got? Taylor gang.

[Taylor Hayes]

Speaking of, did y' all see this where they're talking about Epstein?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but we knew we got the egg shaped dick.

[Taylor Hayes]

What does it even mean? Like, I don't.

[Andrew Schulz]

That came out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I didn't see this one. Now hold on.

[Andrew Schulz]

Remember he had an egg shaped dick.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Jeffrey Epstein, MJ Inspired Egg Shaped Penis Depot. What the this mean? Make this big a tailor. See, I ain't see this. See this? What? This is how you know the algorithms be all over the place. Because I over the place.

[Taylor Hayes]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is the video that they were talking about in the title.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

As soon as he said Michael got an egg shaped penis.

[Taylor Hayes]

No, they were asking about his rings.

[Andrew Schulz]

And the rental industry is paying the price. CMZ's all over, huh?

[Guest or Producer]

Could you please give us your name?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Jeffrey Epstein.

[Guest or Producer]

Is it true, sir, that you have what's been described as an egg shaped penis form?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Vague, indefinite. And I'm going to give you the first warning, Mr. Kuving, that these types.

[Andrew Schulz]

Of questions are not only argumentative, but.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Directed in a manner to embarrass Mr. Epstein. If you can adjourn the deposition immediately.

[Guest or Producer]

Sir. According to the police department's probable cause affidavit, one witness described your penis as oval shaped and claimed when erect it was thick towards the bottom, but was thin and small towards the head portion and called it egg shaped. Those are not my words. I apologize. But as Mr. As Mr. Critten has stated that this is a.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I would have acted offended too, because I had to leave to laugh. That was crazy. All right? That was fucking insanity. What was the point of that?

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, to make sure it's true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I was thinking about something the other day, man. It's like Jeffrey Epstein and Jerry saying Dusky are like the same person. Yeah, it's like, yo, like if you look at them, it's like, yo, I wonder what year both of them were born. I'm sure Sandusky's probably older, but it's like, yo, whoever created them created a type. Yeah, anybody who looks like them you gotta monitor, bro. Yeah, anybody who looks like Jeffrey Epstein and Jerry Sandusky. They look like they come from the same exact tribe. Yeah, anybody who looks like them should automatically have to register as some type of sex offender.

[Andrew Schulz]

You think that they look like pedophiles?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Just look at it. Just pull them up, up, pull up. Jerry Sandusky and Jeffrey Epstein.

[Taylor Hayes]

They're actually a year apart.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Whoa. No, Sorry.

[Taylor Hayes]

Ten years prior. Sorry.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's not. That's not a lot. That's not. That's like. That's the same model. Buick.

[Chris]

They don't really look like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come on, pull up.

[Taylor Hayes]

It looks like Epstein. When he'll be older.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. Pull up Sandusky Chris. Pull up a pick of Sandusky. Taylor gang. Come on. Sandusky and Epstein definitely look like. They look like they could be part of the same tribe. Come on, man. You don't see it. I mean, he's just 10 years older.

[Guest or Producer]

He's old and he's white, so I guess.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, no, no, no, no. They should have to register the sex defenders automatically, bro. Come on, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You see what I'm saying? It's a tight, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's a little bit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's a type. Head shape, hair color. It's something there, bro.

[Taylor Hayes]

They have a long face.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Long face. Exactly, bro. Both of their first names start with J. No, I'm telling you, there's something there, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Characteristics.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There's something there, bro. People that look like him. Once you get to a certain age and you start to look like them. I'm just saying. Might need to do a little bit of investigation. Just in case.

[Andrew Schulz]

Just in case.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What else we got? Taylor gang.

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on, Taylor gang.

[Taylor Hayes]

Javier's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

You got some church announcements heavy coming.

[Andrew Schulz]

Up to Rhode Island. Providence, Rhode Island.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I told you, one of the most slept on food cities.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hey, I'm gonna be out there. March, I believe it's 18th if I'm not mistaken. We can double check that. But March 18th you get tickets for that theandrew Schultz.com right now it is the Rhode Island Comedy Festival, so I'll be there. A bunch of other great comedians will be up there as well.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So go peep that my church announcement. This Saturday I'm having my 12th annual Thanksgiving giveaway in Moncks Corner South Carolina at the Berkeley High School student parking lot from 10am to 12pm this year. We got turkeys and all the fixings, man. So you can come out there and get turkey and Mac and cheese and what else we got? We got stuff in. We got everything you need to make a good Thanksgiving dinner next week, man. So yes, join us. 10:00am to 12:00pm Moncks Corner, South Carolina. Berkeley High School student parking lot. My 12th annual turkey giveaway. Salute to everybody that don't give a fuck about Thanksgiving though. Wait, what do you mean Thanksgiving don't mean anything anymore? I think the biggest thing for Thanksgiving now is the Macy's Thanksgiving parade in New York City.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, what do you mean? Thanksgiving doesn't mean anything about friends getting more Thanksgiving. Yo, what about the days off?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Christmas decorations are already up, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like Christmas, the people are already putting Christmas decorations up. The trees are up, the lights are up. Thanksgiving is like a speed bump on the way to motherfucking Christmas. Halloween still slaps. Halloween still got all the decorations. Yeah, you can tell when it's Halloween season. They got their own aisle in the stores. The candy aisle happens.

[Andrew Schulz]

This is an interesting point.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Spirits go up.

[Andrew Schulz]

The is basically like you throw some pumpkins out and all the, the, the spirits and the ghosts and all that kind of shit for Halloween. And then you take down the ghosts, you leave the pumpkins through Thanksgiving. But it doesn't feel like it's any different.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Not only does it feel like it's not any different, motherfuckers is already saying after Halloween is Christmas time.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, that's wild.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now I have a suggestion. I think that after Halloween, since we know nobody gives a fuck about Thanksgiving anymore.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We should get into the it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas phase, you know, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. So instead of going full fledged, you know, put the lights up, put the Christmas tree up instead of going full fledged, just little sprinkles here and there. You start to see a candy cane here, you know, I don't even think you should get the elves out and stuff yet. Please don't start playing Mariah Carey, you know what I mean? But just little small things that let you know, oh, Christmas is coming. Christmas is coming. Christmas is coming. Thanksgiving will never get. It'll never get popping like Valentine's Day. It'll never get popping like fucking Halloween. It'll never get popping like Christmas or New Year. Nobody cares about it. There's not one Thanksgiving thing I'm Forgetting.

[Taylor Hayes]

About the history of Thanksgiving, though.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Ask the Native American that and see how they feel.

[Taylor Hayes]

Exactly. They're trying to speed past it so no one could talk about it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are they still upset about that?

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Are they?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No. Okay.

[Taylor Hayes]

I mean, that's why I think they speed.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think that's why Columbus is Indigenous People Day. What is. What is Thanksgiving to Native Americans? I don't remember.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know.

[Taylor Hayes]

But I'm just saying the history of what it was about.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All I'm simply saying is we don't give a fuck about Thanksgiving no more. Nobody does. Let November be all about pre Christmas.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why is Thanksgiving so upsetting to the Native Americans?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think you should ask that question when it's a Native American in the room. Cause I have no idea.

[Taylor Hayes]

What do you, Chris?

[Chris]

Well, Asians are kind of Native American.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. You guys crossed the land bridge.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Y' all can't be everything now. Y' all can't be Native American. They are.

[Andrew Schulz]

They crossed the land bridge.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right. What is the reason, Chris?

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, yeah. Why are they upset? I understand being upset at, like, American imperialism. Why are they upset at Thanksgiving?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because it's what happened after the.

[Chris]

The tribe that the pilgrims interacted with who helped the pilgrim survive through the first winter.

[Andrew Schulz]

Allegedly.

[Chris]

Allegedly. Also allegedly. Were then ultimately driven off and killed by. By the same pilgrims. So their generosity was not reciprocated.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, that's when they did the.

[Chris]

Both in the small scale.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Smallpox, blankets, everything. Okay, Got you. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

[Chris]

I think it's symbolic more than anything.

[Taylor Hayes]

That's why I think they speak passive.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But I don't know.

[Andrew Schulz]

Shit was cool for one fall.

[Chris]

For an afternoon.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. For an afternoon, shit was cool. Can we celebrate?

[Taylor Hayes]

That is what happened.

[Andrew Schulz]

No.

[Taylor Hayes]

Cause what happened afterwards.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But you know what, though? Because this is the brilliant idiots. And I'm not saying that this is the case, we kind of do that now.

[Andrew Schulz]

Talk to me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We get together, we eat, we drink, we watch a little football. By the time then it's over, we drunk arguing about something. Might even be a fist fight. You tired of your fucking family? You don't want these motherfuckers around. You ready to go? In a lot of ways, we feel like Native Americans. You see what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schulz]

A lot of ways we feel that way. We understand that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I knew I shouldn't have invited you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Motherfucker, you come over to our house, we invited you, and then we regret it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I knew I should have invited this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is there anything more Native American than this holiday?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I told you not to let.

[Andrew Schulz]

Not let me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Didn't I tell you this shit? We fall for this shit every year. Every year. Every fucking year. Every fucking year.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's why we made the holiday. Because we understood what the natives went through.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He fell for it again. Oh, he told you he was gonna bring the sweet potato pie and he's gonna bring the drinks. Oh, he got some weed. Got nothing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schulz]

He got nothing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, he bought it over. But now I remember why I don't like this motherfucker.

[Guest or Producer]

Fuck, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cause this motherfucker got me drunk, got me high, and he's talking to me about something. I don't want to talk about some old family shit. Now we motherfucking arguing. Now I want you to motherfucking leave. And I don't want to spend Thanksgiving with you ever again.

[Andrew Schulz]

The point that I think we're trying to make is on Thanksgiving, we all are Native Americans.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

We're not the pilgrims on Thanksgiving. We are the ones that make the food. We're the one. It's not. You're not. We're not learning how to make food on Thanksgiving. We're providing the food. We're bringing people over. We're nourishing them. We're nurturing them. We're helping them out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Pilgrims are those punk ass family members and friends. You really don't want to come over.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because you know them motherfuckers is going to cause problems. You know them motherfuckers is going to cause trouble. God damn. Yo, who knew that all of this time we was carrying on fucking tradition? Yo.

[Taylor Hayes]

Oh, my God.

[Guest or Producer]

This is good.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's cruel.

[Guest or Producer]

It's true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It takes brilliant idiots to fucking decipher things for you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why we got to explain everything?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We shouldn't have to explain this. Y' all should know this already. What else we got? Taylor?

[Taylor Hayes]

What do y' all think about this? This has been a meme.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now give me the Miss Piggy shit. I'm gonna be honest with you.

[Taylor Hayes]

Okay?

[Andrew Schulz]

What is her name?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Huh?

[Andrew Schulz]

What is her real name?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, you asking the wrong question. Why they ain't show us her? Who is she? Like, who it? I need a description. Cause the joke landed. But I need. I need to see the visual of. Who the fuck was he talking to? Yo, did you see this crazy Quiet, quiet beginning. Okay, punk throw back there. See, I like the other one. When it's leading up and you hear him talking.

[Taylor Hayes]

He's about to do it.

[Chris]

He's calling people a pig.

[Taylor Hayes]

Yeah, he's quiet. Piggy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Pig don't slap. Piggy, Pig, pig, don't slap. Calling somebody a pig is like, yeah, but when you say piggy, I don't.

[Chris]

Have mirrors in the White House. I mean, come on, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm with you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's all about who said it first.

[Andrew Schulz]

A long time ago.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's really. What did he mean when he spent all the time with Bill Clinton, with the president of Harvard, who you know, that is Summers.

[Andrew Schulz]

Larry Summers, whatever his name is, and.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All of the other people that he spent time with.

[Andrew Schulz]

Jeffrey Epstein and I had a very.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bad relationship for many years, but he.

[Andrew Schulz]

Also swore strike because I was president. So he dictated a couple of memos to him. Something you're going to find out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What did he know with respect to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Bill Clinton, with respect to the head of Harvard, with respect to all of.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Those people that he knew, including J.P. morgan.

[Andrew Schulz]

Chips?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Jennifer. Go ahead, Bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Dad, what is her real name? Is her name Piglets?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No.

[Chris]

What?

[Guest or Producer]

Kathryn. Lucy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Images now. Look her up. Images now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Images.

[Guest or Producer]

You would think, but it's not that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Peggy Picky.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Get the fuck out of here. He said, quiet, Quiet Piggy. He knew exactly what he was saying. He leaned in, he pointed the finger. He had a little, like, a little glee in his eye. He knew exactly what the fuck he was doing. I need to see her now. I've been wanting to see her all week.

[Andrew Schulz]

Quiet Piggy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Quiet Piggy is crazy. And Piggy only works on a chunky woman.

[Andrew Schulz]

But if this girl's not chunky, why would he call her that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's why we gotta look and see.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let me see it.

[Taylor Hayes]

What's her name?

[Guest or Producer]

I texted.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's why we gotta look and see. Piggy only works on chunky women. Y' all don't ever try that on a man. Piggy don't slap on a man. But when you call him. Nah.

[Guest or Producer]

Yeah, that's her.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's why I think there's something we're missing thing. Quiet, Quiet Piggy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

For her. She's small.

[Andrew Schulz]

Quiet, picky, quiet.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, that's got to be old pictures and stuff.

[Chris]

Why are you guys contorting yourselves here? He said what he said.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, he said what he said. That's what I'm saying. Like, Quiet Piggy. I heard Quiet Piggy.

[Taylor Hayes]

He did say Quiet Piggy.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's. It's not like he's bad at this. Like, he's actually very good at, like, creating nicknames for people.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Piggy would have worked for Chris Christie.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, my God.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And that Would have went in that seat. Yeah. He's probably the only guy that probably would have worked. A quiet piggy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Amazing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Schulz]

Amazing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That would have been nuts. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

But this, I don't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It don't slap like I thought it did.

[Andrew Schulz]

So that's why I wonder, is there something that we don't know, or is he not talking to Captain Lucy? Is he talking to somebody else who is interrupting this bigger girl?

[Chris]

His guy is scrambling. His back's up against the wall.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know about that. Chris.

[Andrew Schulz]

Chris.

[Chris]

I don't think it's gonna stick, but he's definitely under pressure. This is him under pressure.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know. I mean, I really don't know. I'm not saying I had a theory about the whole Epstein files, you know, that I said months ago where I felt like traditional conservatives, Republicans were gonna use this as a. As an. As an. As like a sort of a coup, because it's the one thing that really got the base upset, and it's the one thing that they know if they use to get him up out of there, the base won't be up. Be mad about it. I think that conservative, traditional conservatives are going to take the Republican Party back. I think there's a political coup going on right now in the Republican Party that people aren't paying attention to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, interesting.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. I think that this Epstein thing is going to be a way for traditional conservatives to take their party back. I really do. I think that they know this is the issue that has gotten the base riled up. The base, the MAGA base isn't letting this issue go. And for the first time, they know they can, you know, probably take their party back and not piss off the MAGA base. I think. I think. I think they're gonna do that. And that still could. That still could hold true, but I don't know.

[Chris]

I don't think there's anything to see here, honestly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, didn't they tell us over the summer that he was redacting all of the names out?

[Chris]

There's nothing to see here.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, there's nothing.

[Chris]

They're at the White House. Post that. The White House. The picture of Trump and Melania.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They put up a picture of Trump.

[Chris]

That's kind of the final word on it to me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, Melania.

[Chris]

Yeah. I mean, they said what they said.

[Andrew Schulz]

What'd they say?

[Chris]

They're in love. There's no.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, I saw that picture.

[Chris]

There's no problem here.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, we gotta find out who Piggy is, though, y'. All Missed. Y' all figure out who the fuck is Piggy.

[Andrew Schulz]

We need to figure out Piggy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cause you can't give somebody a 10 on a joke until you see, you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Know who he's talking to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I'm saying until you know who he's talking to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Absolutely, absolutely. Because if it's. If this is Captain Lucy.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no.

[Guest or Producer]

What if he's starting to slip in his.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Might be. Might be.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now I will say. I will say calling a girl of any weight piggy is effective.

[Guest or Producer]

Still kind of funny.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's effective. It's effective. Just call even a skinny girl, especially a girl who really wants to be skinny, calling her Piggy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know why that's true? Because a lot of those very skinny women, especially white women, they don't. They, they think anything is fat.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So they could be. If they used to be in 125 and now all of a sudden they're 132. Oh my God, I'm so fat.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And you just let a little piggy slip.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh my God. She's been thinking about that ever since.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I can't keep falling in love with you.

[Chris]

You can't help falling in love with you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I can't help falling in love.

[Taylor Hayes]

The White House put that though.

[Chris]

Nothing to see.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I think there's plenty to see. I just don't think. I just don't think we're going to see it, is what I'm saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is there anything in the files that we'll be able to see? Do we all agree that they should be released?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes, right. We're all on the same page here. We wanted these things released and we want.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I mean, but it's like a Wile E. Coyote Roadrunner situation. When you catch the roadrunner, then what?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but I guess what I'm trying to say is do we only care if these things are released? If they're incriminating to Trump or fuck them all? Yes, exactly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You can go back and listen to our old Epstein commentary. We've been on that on brilliant idiots. What did we say? Mutually assured destruction for all parties. So many different elected officials around the world. High ranking corporate people. And guess what? Fuck them all.

[Guest or Producer]

If you're in, it has to be unredacted. If he just like redacts all or his name or all the Republicans, then it's like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But that's what they said over the summer. Over the summer they said that he ordered the FBI to redact his name and other prominent figures names.

[Guest or Producer]

So then we're not going to be happy with that? If that's what comes out.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen, we're not going to be happy no matter what. But it feels at least we're moving in the direction of maybe getting some justice for these girls and actually figuring out what type of power and leverage Jeffrey Epstein has.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I saw people. No, he's different. That motherfucker. Who the fuck was he?

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what I'm. That's what we need to figure out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He wanted them third body motherfuckers. I think they sent him from another planet. I'm scared. What the fuck was he? Who was he? Why did he have so much control? I knew some pimps growing up, and pimps had some power because of, you know, who they would be sending their prostitutes to. But this was some other shit, bro. This was some other shit. Who the fuck was this guy, Chris?

[Andrew Schulz]

He was friends with the most powerful people in the world.

[Chris]

He was the guy who used money and access to women to. To basically insert himself with a lot of powerful guys.

[Guest or Producer]

I think even more than that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think even more than that, too, bro. Like. And how come nobody tried to take him down until now? Like, why did he have to go now?

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, because he was facilitating things that everybody was liking.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But he's been around for 30 plus years. But why now? He's been around doing all of this shit in all of these circles all of these years. Why did he have to go now? Now?

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, that's a. Like the Internet.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why is Jelaine, his right hand, still allowed to breathe?

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, because she's. Maybe she's a little bit more charitable in her description of what happened. Maybe she's not willing to roll on the people of power. Or maybe it was her job to get Epstein involved.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How could the people in power trust her? And why would they?

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't think anybody should trust any of them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I'm saying. I don't get it. I don't. This shit is weird. We're not gonna know the ins and outs of this shit till like, 10, 15.

[Andrew Schulz]

He was absolutely a facilitator to multiple governments, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, because when you're attached to the most powerful people in the world, you can get done.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You think he worked for one particular government? You think he worked for one particular country?

[Andrew Schulz]

I think it's pretty obvious that he did for multiple.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

For multiple countries.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's no question he was facilitating things for the US And Israel. Now, is he facilitating things for Israel that are against the interests of the U.S. then you get into spy territory. Is he facilitating things for Israel that are in the best interest of Israel and then facilitating things for the U.S. that are in the best interest to the U.S. now you're an asset or a facilitator for multiple countries. So what needs to be proven is that he was doing something to the detriment of America or he was doing something to the detriment of another country.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I get what you're saying and I understand what you're saying, but wouldn't he have to be working for one country.

[Andrew Schulz]

To be a spy?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

In particular, to be a spy, he.

[Andrew Schulz]

Has to be like a real asset. Yes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like what would be the benefit of multiple countries using him?

[Chris]

Him?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, because sometimes as a country you can't do nefarious acts through like government officials because it ties them to something dirty. So you have to have people that are non government officials in order to sell the, the guns and do the, the. I mean, obviously the drug running and that like we did in Central America. Like you can't exactly just do that through CIA guys.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So he's just like, he was just like a mercenary, like a. I think he just knew the rich for hire.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think he just knew the richest people in the world. And then when they wanted to get something done, they're like, hey, do you happen that guy? And he goes, oh, I know someone that knows that guy. Let me connect you guys. But he had like a fund that you needed to have like a billion dollars to get in or some like insane amount of money.

[Chris]

There are a lot of Epstein's out there. There are a lot of guys who move in. I mean, maybe not with the pimping out of young girls, but like there.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Are a lot of guys that know.

[Chris]

The secrets with access and know where the bodies are buried and how to connect this person that. And they, you know, they're like governments unto themselves. They just move around and make connections.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And you know, what's their purpose is what I'm saying, like what their purpose.

[Chris]

Is to enrich and power and access.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So it's selfish reasons. He's not working on behalf of anybody.

[Andrew Schulz]

Maybe both.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

[Andrew Schulz]

Maybe both. I mean, it's very possible.

[Chris]

Both.

[Andrew Schulz]

Look, it's also very possible that like the girls that he was bringing over, I mean, obviously he was hooking up with underage girls himself, right? But it's very possible that he wasn't trying to honeypot the other people. It's very possible he was just providing girls for Other people. And it wasn't blackmail for the other people. He didn't even need a blackmail. He might have had so much power and leverage that he could just introduce these different people and make these different things happen.

[Chris]

Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now it's also very possible that every single girl at every one of those parties was purposely underage and he was hooking them up and connecting with these powerful figures so he could blackmail them. And then who is he blackmailing them on behalf of?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I'm wanting, though.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, are you blackmailing Prince Andrew on behalf of the British government? I don't think so.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If they would have described his penis as an egg roll, who would they be working for? See what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schulz]

Who would they be working for?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

See what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schulz]

Who would they be working for? Right.

[Taylor Hayes]

What you going to do now?

[Chris]

I don't know. I'm reading Trump's. His response to all this. This.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's pretty, what, recently a new one.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What do you say?

[Chris]

The dog didn't bark because. So Epstein said that Trump is the dog that didn't bite. Bark yet.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, I looked that up. That's a saying. That's an old phrase.

[Chris]

Right. It's essentially he hasn't made any noise yet. And Epstein's trying to figure out, do I save Trump? In which case he's. Because I have the goods on Trump. That's what the email thread is about. I have the goods on this guy. He was alone with one of the victims who's I believe since passed. They haven't.

[Andrew Schulz]

Virginia Giuffre. Giuffre, who has come out and said that he did nothing.

[Chris]

Who stood out but Epstein saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

And who was employed at Mar a Lago.

[Chris]

Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

And I think was the person that Epstein was trying to like hire, whatever that made Trump get upset and ban him from Mar a Lago.

[Chris]

But he also. Trump was alone with her for a long time and in Epstein's house. Now, I'm sure Trump had a lot of important stuff to discuss with 18 year old. No, seriously, I'm sure there was stuff they had to talk about for a long time.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen, I agree with you. I don't think we should believe all women. I agree with you. I agree with you. Because the woman, when she was alive was saying something and you're like, we can't believe women.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, hold on. You're saying, hold on, I can't believe her. Andrew said we shouldn't believe all women, but she said nothing happened.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, that's what I'm Saying, I agree with Chris.

[Chris]

They were talking about real estate.

[Andrew Schulz]

Chris doesn't believe when women say things.

[Chris]

No, I'm saying I do believe.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So if she said nothing happened, you believe something did happen?

[Chris]

No, I'm saying I do believe her. I believe her. And Trump had this hours long conversation.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think he's using his sarcasm.

[Chris]

No, no, no, no.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think it's going over. I think it's going over our heads.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, you gotta put some more duck sauce on this one, Chris. People don't know you're being sarcastic.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's a little tri.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Chris, this is not a time to be sarcastic about a situation.

[Chris]

What sarcastic? Trump said nothing happened. She said nothing happened. He just happened to spend hours with her in Jeffrey Epstein's house.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Got you. Okay, now I get it. Now, when you line it up like that, I get. Okay, when you line it up like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now you see what.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I get it. Yeah.

[Chris]

And they had a lot to talk about.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Chris]

She's a massage therapist. He's one of the richest, most powerful guys in the world. They had shit to talk about. So it all kind of adds up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know why this is such a dangerous game? It's such a dangerous game because when you play it, when you're a powerful man, you know, powerful elected official, powerful rich man, whatever it is, eventually somebody's gonna pull your card.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, I don't feel like these secrets go to the grave with you, especially when you're playing at this level, at this age, because every single day you have to do exactly whatever somebody who has something on you tells you to do. And the moment you, you don't, well, they do.

[Chris]

If you go to your grave early. I mean, Kennedy's stuff went with him because he. He wasn't around. Now we know all the dirt, but.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Kennedy's stuff, he didn't go to his grave because he wanted to.

[Andrew Schulz]

It was also a different time, too.

[Chris]

Well, the press. The press wasn't going to be. The press knew everything that Kennedy was.

[Andrew Schulz]

Doing and they kind of just kept it up.

[Chris]

Yeah, they hushed it up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's another ill thing. I wonder how they decide who they want to just clap and who they want to, like, kill while they still breathing, you know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schulz]

Who's they?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know who the fuck they is. I really don't know who the fuck they is.

[Chris]

I feel like the they in this conversation is hovering right outside of the who's they who.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I really don't know who they is. Because we don't even Know who the fuck Jeffrey Epstein was working for? Y' all telling me that he was an independent entity. Like he was a fucking, you know, independent contractor. I didn't. I thought he was working for somebody that. So he's not an independent contractor?

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, he.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's an independent contractor who just had a couple of favorite clients. What you telling me?

[Andrew Schulz]

I think he had one client. Really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who?

[Andrew Schulz]

This Les Wexner guy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who the is.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I thought I was about to walk right into your mouth. Just wasn't. That's what I felt like.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no. He's the guy who had started Victoria's Secret.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Really?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. And he's a billionaire. And he was like, his sole client, I think, at one point in time. And he managed all his funds. And Wexner transferred his house. Step scene at one point in time, in New York, at that point in time was the most expensive piece of real estate in all of New York City. And there's just some very peculiar things about their relationship. And he's still alive. And nobody interviews him.

[Taylor Hayes]

Him.

[Andrew Schulz]

He never has to talk about anything. Nobody asks him any questions, really. Nobody subpoenas him. Like, don't you think, for the sanity of the American public, we would like to get a fucking interview with this guy and just figure out what he knows, what Epstein was doing, what. Why he decided to give him power of attorney.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know? This is why Epstein is dead, right?

[Andrew Schulz]

Why?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because if Epstein was alive, there would be nobody else anybody would want to talk to except for him and probably Jalaine Maxwell. So it's like everything went away with him. Cause ain't nobody else gonna say shit. Like, this motherfucker would probably be ready to spill all the beans. Cause his whole life is gone. You don't want to die in prison. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, we gotta. Yeah.

[Guest or Producer]

But then, to Andrew's credit, why is no one even asking about Lex Westin?

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, I know you've heard. To me, he's the key to everything. Like, why is he unlocks the whole.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Thing more than Jelaine?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Really?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Because Jelaine is either the person that brought him in, or she's a person that is just kind of, like, hired to watch him and be engaged with him and nudge him in directions. Or she's another victim of his.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What about Bubba?

[Andrew Schulz]

You know Bubba, man, not Bill Clinton.

[Chris]

I know, but brother said. But he didn't say it didn't happen.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what's so funny, though? But this is what's hilarious. This is why everybody's so fascinated with celebrity, right?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When people thought Bubba was Bill Clinton, it's like, oh, shit. But if it's just a strange dick somebody's sucking, it's just a random bubble.

[Andrew Schulz]

Don't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nobody knows. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's wild to me. If it's. Bill Clinton is a story, it's just like, you don't give a fuck if he's allegedly just out here blowing people.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, you should.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Wouldn't that ruin the whole strongman, strong leader thing?

[Chris]

Bill's a smooth talker, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hey, man. The goat.

[Chris]

Donald might have met his match.

[Andrew Schulz]

The goat.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's true.

[Andrew Schulz]

I got a pee.

[Chris]

That's true.

[Andrew Schulz]

Should we do some ads in the comments?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's do some ads. That's true. Let's do it. Some ads. What do we got?

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn.

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right, let's get back to this show.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Taylor Hayes]

Before y' all do, ask an idiot. What do y' all think about Ariana Grande? And.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm going to see Wicked 2 this weekend.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, we gotta go see.

[Taylor Hayes]

What do you think about the memes that's been going on?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think it's ridiculous the way that Cynthia or Revo acts with Ariana Grande. Like, it don't make any sense. Like, I don't. Wicked one made so much money, Cynthia don't have to act like her pr, her security, her manager. She don't have. She does. It seems like she's just always doing a little too much with Ariana Grande.

[Guest or Producer]

Can you give context? Because I don't know what you're talking about.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, what is this for? Like, it looks like a stand. Yeah, but why does this kid gotta intervene? There's security, right?

[Guest or Producer]

I didn't know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Security intervene. I don't know. But I'm gonna tell you something else. Security gotta start fucking these people up, man. We need more violence, man. Streets need a fucking body, yo. Because here's the thing. These motherfuckers be doing this shit for entertainment. That little influencer, somebody played me a clip after he did this. He got what he wanted out of it, of course. Start fucking these little motherfuckers up, man. Let me hear this shit, man.

[Chris]

Saw the kid run out of the Nets game the other day.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Fuck him up.

[Andrew Schulz]

What happened?

[Chris]

A kid, front row seat. So you know he's paid to start with.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How dare he wear a shirt that say, Jesus? After that, he says, I'm free. After Being arrested, it. Jesus would never do what you did, sir. Play, play. Can I hear him? Let me hear the clip. Taylor, he wearing a Jesus shirt, diving in the airport. Like he wants the attention. He was like, I'm getting. Listen to him.

[Taylor Hayes]

True. Look how cool that is. Yes. Finally I dreamed about meeting Ariana Grande, and finally my dream became true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Fuck him up. Yeah, violence is the answer for that situation. I'm telling you. See, we not seeing enough violence go viral. When people violate people in this manner when they're assaulted. It's really that simple. I'm at some red carpet for my event, Wicked premiere. I'm walking. This motherfucker comes totally motherfucking disrespects and disregards my boundaries. Security. Yeah, them up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, get in there, get in there. Get busy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I ain't saying kill him, but, yo, if he gonna do a video like that, I bet you do it with a black eye. I bet you do it with a broke jaw.

[Guest or Producer]

The crazy thing is that might not even stop it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, I will. They just need to know that there's, like, stakes.

[Guest or Producer]

There was a streamer that he was out in, I think Japan or something like that, and he would just, like, do a bunch of stuff. People were after him. He was getting beat up, up. And he was just, like, laughing. Like, he turned that into a thing. Like, he was not gonna get me today. And he had black guys. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It might have been Korea.

[Andrew Schulz]

He got up and he was still doing it. No, no, no.

[Guest or Producer]

Yes, he was.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Even after he got slowed down. I don't even know who the fuck you're talking about.

[Guest or Producer]

He got locked up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Good, that should happen, too.

[Guest or Producer]

But when he was getting beat up, he was still treating it like fun and games. Yeah, there you go.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, he was treating.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, okay. I was on Twitch earlier, and somebody kept saying, because I said. I said this on Twitch earlier. Stop people up. And somebody was like. Like, Johnny Somalia. I didn't know who the they was talking about. Yeah, yeah, he should get fucked up. And then what do you go to.

[Guest or Producer]

Jail for for doing that?

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, public indecency.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And we need to see Scream that. Scream. You trying to guard your butthole in prison. Cause you in there fucking want to be. Want to go viral. Scream. Scream that. Show the streets that the streets need a body or some booty. Jesus Christ. The streets need a body or some booty.

[Chris]

Bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bro, fuck em up. See, first of all, and just like in the situation with Ariana Grande, why is there a woman first? Why is the woman's security going first, fuck these people up, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, fuck em up. Nah, that shit is ridiculous.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's do some asking idiots. Taylor, what's wrong with your voice, bro?

[Andrew Schulz]

My thrill fucked up, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Blowing Bubba. Blowing Bubba.

[Andrew Schulz]

My secret is out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Blowing fucking Bubba.

[Andrew Schulz]

My secret is out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Is you blowing Bubba.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, man.

[Taylor Hayes]

See about Draymond either.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Know what, Taylor? I missed you. God damn. I'm just saying, asking for asking idiots.

[Andrew Schulz]

Having to go through everything.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is not what I missed. I did not miss having to ask for idiots. Asking idiots. 19 million go to asking idiots. But don't you got to do something to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Man, I do. I do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I do. Don't let the Food bank down, bro. The Food bank does great motherfucking work. They're out here feeding millions of New Yorkers, okay? I am an ambassador for the Food bank in New York City. Go out there, give them a hot five, seven minutes. Let them know your throat's hurt. This is how you walk on stage. Walk on stage and say, hey, man, you know, Charlamagne told me that he's an ambassador for the Food bank in New York. I'm really tired, you know, I would rather be home. And I know I sound like I was blowing Bubba. Guarantee.

[Andrew Schulz]

Place goes crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Crazy Place goes, man, I'm bombing.

[Guest or Producer]

That's crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, I didn't tell me to do it.

[Andrew Schulz]

They'll laugh.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cause it's Andrew.

[Guest or Producer]

You think they just laugh because it's.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, read me a. Read me a fucking.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Two asking idiots don't work on stage.

[Andrew Schulz]

Read me two asking idiots. Let's go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

My throat hurts. I'm tired.

[Guest or Producer]

No, but you gonna go. And Charlotte's gonna be there to support, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I might. Cause I gotta go to Midtown and do something real quick. So it depends what time I get out of Midtown.

[Andrew Schulz]

There you go.

[Guest or Producer]

It's for a good call.

[Andrew Schulz]

Ain't going. It's for a good call.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, he.

[Andrew Schulz]

But he already supported financials.

[Taylor Hayes]

All right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I love the Food bank of New York. And my peoples, man, they'll love you out there. Do they promote you?

[Andrew Schulz]

I would hope so. That's why I'm doing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Just let them know, bro. Just let them know you've been sucking dick and they'll appreciate you even more.

[Andrew Schulz]

Somebody gotta eat.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Somebody gotta eat the meat. Andre the Outlaw. How do you keep friends when you feel like you're outgrowing everything? You used to find fun.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, don't you just find fun hanging with your friends?

[Taylor Hayes]

Well, thank you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. I need more detail.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. I don't like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because if, you know, if your Idea of fun was like robbing liquor stores and stuff.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. That's. You should. They weren't even your friends. You guys just were in a gang.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If your idea of fun was sniffing cocaine, you know, or doing some type of hard drug, I can understand why you'd outgrow that. Or even just drinking. There's a lot of people that don't even like to fucking drink like that. No. More like a lot of people share. A lot of people share moments of escapism and they think that that's actually fun.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When actually all. It's just a bunch of y' all motherfucking trauma bonding.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And finding ways to escape whatever it is, you know, you're dealing with 100, you know, because if you. Yeah, I don't. When you feel like you're outgrowing everything you used to find fun, life should just be fun.

[Andrew Schulz]

Life is fun.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

With your people, just being with them. Yeah. And if you and your people are just constantly growing, like, that's just.

[Andrew Schulz]

I went out for dinner with all my high school homies last night.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, man. How was that?

[Andrew Schulz]

Unbelievable.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You picked up where y' all left off.

[Andrew Schulz]

What does that mean?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm just trying to figure out why you throw.

[Andrew Schulz]

Next question.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

White boy. Funny.

[Andrew Schulz]

Next question.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hey, yo, speaking of white boying.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Salute to Jake Paul, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, my God.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Jake Paul is my kind of white boy. You know why? I love a white boy that's not afraid to die. Yo, straight up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Shout out, Jake.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, Jake Paul, let me tell you something. Win or lose, if you get in that ring with Anthony Joshua, you're a real one, bro. I ever got my respect.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're a real one, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't believe it's going to happen.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's so crazy. He lets Anthony Joshua, if I'm not mistaken, beat Wladimir Klitschko.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Beat Vladimir Klitschko. I'll tell you what's so good about that fight. It's on some Rocky shit, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cause he was down. He got knocked down. It was like, oh, shit. And then it was like he just came with a superpower and put Klitschko on his ass. Now, has Anthony Joshua been beat before? Yes, but by other fantastic heavyweights. He's been beat by Ustix twice, which some people argue at this point. Ustix might be the greatest heavyweight of all time. People put him in the discussion. So he's been beat by him twice. He got beat by Daniel Dubois, another fantastic heavyweight, by Andy Ruiz. Now, all four of those people smoke Jake Paul's boots. So the fact that Jake Paul is going to get in the ring when Anthony Joshua win or lose, you got my respect.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, just crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But I'm telling you right now, you're going to sleep. If Jake Paul does not get knocked out. I got to start believing some of these fights are arranged. But I don't think Anthony Joshua and Eddie Hearns would ever go out like that. No, that's why I'm saying, that's why I. That's why if it actually happens, they say it's going to happen December 19th, 18th or 19th. 18th or 19th. The pay is crazy for both of them. If Jake Paul gets in the ring with Anthony Joshua, win or lose, he will have my respect as a boxer forever.

[Andrew Schulz]

How could anybody not? If he goes the distance. If he goes the distance, the eight to ten round, what is it, eight rounds?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's eight rounds, three minutes a piece, ten ounce gloves. Anthony Joshua can't go over 245, which is fine because he walks around at 245. Like I think his last fight against Dubai was 252. If it's a real fight, early second round knockout, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't think people realize that's how big Anthony Joshua is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

An action figure.

[Andrew Schulz]

5.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, sorry, a action figure. 652-45-250. A specimen, bro. If it lasts, if, if he's not knocked out early second round, something's off.

[Andrew Schulz]

Something's off because Jake is how tall? 6 foot 6 one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't even know.

[Guest or Producer]

I think he's a little taller.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Listen to me. I like that kind of white boy. I like the white boy. That's. The white boy that's not afraid to die. 61 like go in there and like take on that challenge. But the only reason it's gonna go early second round is cause AJ might toy with his food a little bit. The first round. No, second round. Night. Night.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now, now, Jake can still hit. Let's not, let's not forget here, Jake can still hit. There is one equalizer now. Can he knock out heavyweights? I don't know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Can he hit a real boxer?

[Andrew Schulz]

Can he hit a real boxer? I don't know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Tyson Fury's little brother outboxed Jake Paul.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's a good point.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Can you, can you outbox a real boxer? No. Listen, early second round knockout, Anthony Joshua sleep. Nate Robinson going to finally get his back, okay? Jake Paul will be a meme by the. And I. And I'm still going to respect.

[Guest or Producer]

Why if he, if Anthony Joshua completely Watches him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because Jake Paul doesn't have to do this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Guest or Producer]

I mean, it's a huge payday.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He. Jake Paul's rich. He's filthy rich and he lives in Puerto Rico. He don't have to do this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hey, you know what I'm saying? Like, he could. Jake Paul could have picked anybody to fight December 19th, and everybody would have watched on Netflix. We've all been tuning in. Jake Paul fight. He do not have to get in the ring with Anthony J. There's nothing washed about Anthony Joshua. He's only what, 35, 36 years old, lost four fights. Did he get beat up his last fight? Yes. But he's got Daniel Dubois. No joke, bro.

[Guest or Producer]

But isn't that what everybody keeps saying about Jake? That he doesn't pick people that are actual contenders?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Anthony, Josh was an actual contender.

[Guest or Producer]

I know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And Josh was a Hall of fame.

[Guest or Producer]

But why does he keep your respect if the first time he's going to pick an actual contender?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because he don't have to go in that ring with Anthony.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, it's not like respect. You're thinking about respect as like an elite boxer. Yeah, that's not what he said. Thing he's respecting as a man.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're going in the ring with somebody who is one of the best to do on the planet.

[Guest or Producer]

Yeah, I'll get in the ring of 40 mil.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, you would not. No, I don't think you would. No, you would.

[Guest or Producer]

I would.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, you wouldn't.

[Guest or Producer]

Absolutely.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't believe it.

[Andrew Schulz]

You give a million dollars.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I would know anybody. Because I thought about that. I was like, I get in the ring with Anthony Joshua for 40, 50 million dollars, and the answer is no.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, you're not doing that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You might die, bro. Change your. Yes, yes. Wake up with cte also.

[Andrew Schulz]

You can't die every day. You can't take a dive, though. You can't take a dive.

[Taylor Hayes]

Would you fight him or just act dead? No.

[Guest or Producer]

Running the whole time.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah. But, like, you can't now, you pussy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now I don't respect you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What you mean you don't think that's.

[Guest or Producer]

What Drake's gonna do?

[Andrew Schulz]

Drake.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Drake, Jake. The fuck is on your mind?

[Guest or Producer]

But that's what Jake did versus Tyson.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, he didn't.

[Guest or Producer]

He ran a lot of.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, that was. That. That they were. Tyson was. I saw Tyson a few times. Tyson was. And pull back. I don't know. All I'm saying is Anthony Joshua ain't going out like that. Eddie Hearns ain't allowing it. Anthony Joshua's pride is different. That's going to be a fantastic fight. And I don't think people realize how big of a star Anthony Joshua is in boxing, especially in the uk. This is going to be a huge, massive fight. Anthony Joshua been getting these big ass paydays, 80 million, $100 million paydays. Like he is a goat. In the UK heavyweight boxing division.

[Chris]

Can I ask, is boxing, is it something you can pick up later or is it like any other sport? Like you either start at a certain age.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's a good question. You can pick it up like you.

[Chris]

Couldn'T pick up the NBA. I don't know when Jake Paul started.

[Andrew Schulz]

It is better to do it earlier, younger. If you're supremely talented you can kind of like, you can learn it a bit but you can always tell the difference between the guys who pick it.

[Chris]

Up late wise you'd be able to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Tell technique, comfort, like just natural fluency with it. Like a guy like Floyd Mayweather's just been doing it his whole life.

[Chris]

So it's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I could walk up the floor and do like this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like I can sneak up on him and swing and miss.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bud Crawford, Olympic gold medalist, two time world heavyweight champion, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't think y' all realize what Jake is Paul is getting in the ring with.

[Andrew Schulz]

If he beats Anthony Joshua, it's not, it's not happening. He can, he can choose whoever he wants in the world to fight. If he beats Anthony Joshua, whoever he.

[Guest or Producer]

Wants to fight Anthony Joshua, he's an actual.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, Jake Paul could choose whoever he wants to fight. Now I don't know if this is true, but I saw a list of the names who accepted it was Jake's choice.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but Canelo isn't going to fight Jake. But if he beats Anthony Joshua mightelo would. Why wouldn't he, you think after the.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Loss, if you get into the end of your career like Canelo, Canelo, from what I was told already had Jake on the schedule. He just wanted to, to get rid of, get his official joints out the way. Like it's hard to turn down $100 million just to go in there and fucking do what you do, you know. And Jake Paul, he's a punchable person to a lot of people, you know what I'm saying? To a lot of people, like I don't know if he still has that though, that villain mystique like he once did.

[Guest or Producer]

Not as much.

[Andrew Schulz]

But yeah, yeah, I do find that interesting. Like maybe he doesn't and maybe like from getting respect from Actually fighting motherfuckers and knocking people out. He feels like he doesn't have to lean into it as much.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Listen, squabbling gets you respect, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

It does.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Squabbling gets you respect. Like all that trolling and shit. Nobody give a fuck about that. But when you actually get in the ring and mix it up, boom. Squabbling gets you some respect. It does, but boy, oh, boy. Early second round KO Anthony Joshua. Go back and watch. Anthony Joshua when he knocked out Francisco Ngannou and Francis Ngannou knocked down Tyson Fury.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yep.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And then got decided he wanted to get in the ring with aj. Night. Night. Night. Fucking night. Shymu Kun says, what is your favorite Christmas song of all time?

[Andrew Schulz]

Rudolph. I like Rudolph.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Mine too. DMX version.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Christmas. And Hollis.

[Taylor Hayes]

Let it Snow by Boyce and May.

[Andrew Schulz]

DMX Let it Snow by.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let us know. Fire, though. Dmx. Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer.

[Taylor Hayes]

That is fire with dmx. Sure. Yeah. So I printed the lyrics of Rudolph.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The red nose Reindeer.

[Taylor Hayes]

And would you.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know the lyrics.

[Taylor Hayes]

Would you do us the honors of spitting Rudolph the red nose reindeer?

[Andrew Schulz]

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all? Come on. Rudolph's red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw him you would even say it closed. Come on, come on. All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names they never let poor Rudolph joining any reindeer games Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say Come on. Rudolph with your nose so so bright Won't you ride my sleep tonight? Then all the reindeers loved him and he shouted out weekly Rudolph the red nose reindeer you go down in history forever you go down in history forever you go down in history.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What? Fire. I was there when he did that. That happened at Power 1005.1 Studios. Man Salute to Vanessa. Vanessa used to be our digital person. Now that was her idea completely. It wasn't even Christmas time. I don't even think it was Christmas time when she asked him to do that. I don't know why. I'm not even joking. I don't even think it was Christmas time. I don't even know why she asked DMX to do that. I don't know how they even got on that conversation. I just remember walking in and just. He was like, what about Rudolph? He just started. He was doing the shit on the table. Rudolph the red nose. Like he's hitting the beat and everything and doing his own ad libs. I was like, yo, that's. I.

[Taylor Hayes]

He did another one. I can't remember what song.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He did do another one. I can't remember what it was either. I'm sure we got that somewhere in the archives. Yeah, I'm sure we got that in there. That was years ago, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Legend Rip. Man Rip.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Never met a human like that in my life.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Never?

[Andrew Schulz]

In what way?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Period? The way he talks, the way he walks. Like, the way he. I've never met somebody like DMX in my life.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't even think he was from this planet. Blah, blah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, you've never. Who talks like that's him for real?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like who. Who do you. Have you ever met that talks like that? Nobody else in New. Nobody in New York talks like dmx.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like that. He was a one on one like crazy. What's your favorite holiday movie? Easy Call. Gremlins.

[Andrew Schulz]

Ooh, really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Gremlins Part 1 and they doing a Gremlins 3?

[Andrew Schulz]

They already did Gremlins 3.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, it only did 2. Gremlins 3 comes out next year or 2027.

[Chris]

Really?

[Andrew Schulz]

I.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

I thought they did. Grab.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No. What's your favorite holiday movie?

[Andrew Schulz]

O. That's a good one. Favorite holiday movie. I like that. That British ensemble one. Love, actually. I think it's called Love. Actually. I like that one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Go ahead, Taylor.

[Andrew Schulz]

He thought.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You think he gonna give me with that?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, that is. That is one. That is one. The Hugh Grant one was Hugh Grant, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's our favorite one. All right. This is our last one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I thought it was gonna be like, what is the love? Actually, I would love if you actually put your mouth around my cock. Give me another one, Taylor. What else we got? What else we got?

[Taylor Hayes]

That's right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

All right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who is this? We can end with this one. Malkdawson says Alex is a man painting his nails and hanging with other men. Considered flirting. This is interesting. What does he mean by this? Does he mean like a man going to a nail salon with his guys and they're getting their nails painted together, or does he just mean I got my nails painted and then I'm just going to kick it with my homeboys?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. I don't know. That's interesting. I mean, if you got your nails painted and you want to kick it with your homeboys. It depends how you're kicking it with your homeboys, boys.

[Taylor Hayes]

I think he meant like all them pinning their nails together.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think that's what they good bonding.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I don't think that's flirting. I just think it's kind of gay. Yeah, I don't think it's flirting, though.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, flirting is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now that is flirting.

[Andrew Schulz]

What I do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Farting around other men.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, that was my shoe.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, that wasn't your shoe. Farting around other men.

[Andrew Schulz]

When have I been bashful about my farts?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's my point. You like to flirt around other men. Anytime a man farts around another man, that is a form of flirting. Because why would you want me to know what your ass smells like? Like, and you ever seen that meme where the guy goes, sounds like my size. Smells like my size. Tight, squishy, and most likely well lubricated because of the beans we had for dinner. You're quite bored. First day in prison and you're already farting. You're singing to me, boy. I always knew that you coming here was a blessing in disguise. Hell, where are you going to? By the time I'm done, those farts won't sound the same. Did you really think they call me Power Drill for nothing? Don't worry, I got your back. Literally. You never seen that?

[Guest or Producer]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You never seen that? I mean, every time you fought on the podcast, I tell Dwayne to insert that.

[Andrew Schulz]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, you didn't know?

[Andrew Schulz]

That's amazing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So listen, when you listen back to the podcast, whenever you hear somebody just randomly go, sounds like my side. That's Andrew Fart.

[Andrew Schulz]

I love that. I love that. I love that. I got the best farts.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the Brilliant Idiots Podcast. Thank you for listening. Foreign.

[Andrew Schulz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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