Ta-Dum Ta-Dum Dum

Summary

The Brilliant Idiots – "Ta-Dum Ta-Dum Dum"

Date: March 14, 2026
Hosts: Charlamagne Tha God & Andrew Schulz
Episode Theme:
An unfiltered, comedic, and sharp take on current pop culture, the Oscar race, celebrity PR stunts, masculinity, and American pessimism. Charlamagne and Schulz blend wild hypotheticals with surprisingly heartfelt moments, while chopping it up about everything from movie star status to men's and women's bathroom etiquette, NBA legends' sex claims, Trump-era politics, and what it means to be present in uncertain times.

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1. Main Theme Overview

This episode sees Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz dissecting the Oscar race—especially the campaigns of Michael B. Jordan and Timothée Chalamet—through the lenses of PR, celebrity culture, and the "White Boy of the Month" phenomenon. Their conversation careens into deeper territory, touching on masculinity, generational wisdom, public pessimism, and personal anecdotes. All this occurs with their trademark mix of outrageous humor and off-the-cuff insights.

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2. Key Discussion Points & Insights

A. Oscar Politics, Michael B. Jordan vs. Timothée Chalamet

[00:53 - 04:48]

• Charlamagne predicts Michael B. Jordan will win the Oscar, crediting his "campaign" over Timothée Chalamet's.
• They joke about outrageous PR stunts for awards—like hiring someone with Tourette's to say the N-word at the BAFTAs, suggesting it shifted Oscar voters’ sympathy.
  • “The best thing that happened to Sinners was hiring that guy to say n***a at the BAFTAs.” – Charlamagne [01:35]
• SAG win is seen as pivotal for Jordan.
• Delroy Lindo's acting hailed above everyone else’s, including Michael B. Jordan’s, but the focus remains on how Oscar campaigns often trump pure talent.

B. What Makes a Movie Star?

[13:51 - 21:01]

• Schulz notes the danger for actors in being "too accessible" (via podcasts/interviews), comparing "mystique" of old stars (DiCaprio, McConaughey) to the overexposed "podcast culture" affecting Chalamet.
  • “If you're an actor … they really don't need to know nothing about you but the characters you play.” – Schulz [14:07]
• They identify the “White Boy of the Month” curse: cultural overexposure, soft cancellation, and the cyclical tearing down of cool white male actors.
• Charlamagne argues Chalamet still "isn't really a movie star," likening Hollywood’s efforts to "forcing" a white NBA superstar.

C. Bathroom Etiquette & Marriage Wisdom

[07:22 - 12:25]

• The guys riff on awkward bathroom situations and how marriage often means “his and hers” bathrooms.
• Charlamagne: “Women don't get enough credit for how bad these shits be smelling, bro.” [11:18]
• Discussion on bodily habits as a window into adult relationship realities.

D. Celebrity, Scandal, and the Danger of Too Much Information

[23:52 - 26:23]

• Amusing dissecting of Matthew McConaughey and Timothée Chalamet’s roles and career trajectories. Frailty (McConaughey film) gets analyzed as a meditation on morality.
• “It reminds you of that Bible scripture. ...Woe to those that think light is dark, good is evil.” – Charlamagne [22:57]

E. Pop Culture: Leonardo DiCaprio, Age, and Hollywood Legends

[26:27 - 34:00]

• DiCaprio’s dating life and "superstardom" discussed with typical irreverence (“That’s the Lincoln Tunnel—you want to come into the city, you gotta pass through Leo, bro.” – Schulz [27:49])
• Defense of DiCaprio’s acting choices (e.g., Django), the "bear rape" meme from The Revenant, and how rumors shape public perception.
• They assert, true superstardom means mystique: “We don't know nothing about Leo.” [26:27]

F. Sports & Legendary Sex Claims

[42:37 - 53:04]

• Bam’s record 83-point NBA game sparks debate on sportsmanship vs. excitement for fans.
• Iconic sports sexcapades: Wilt Chamberlain's supposed 20,000 women. The guys humorously break down the improbability and math, settling it’s likely an exaggeration.
  • “20,000 is a lot of women, bro. A woman a day for 30 years.” – Charlamagne [51:52]

G. False Flag Events & Political Cynicism

[71:04 - 75:12]

• Discussion on the attempted bombing at an anti-Muslim protest, with suspicion over "false flag" operations and historical examples (Gulf of Tonkin, Reichstag).
• “When things are too on the nose…” – Charlamagne [72:02]
• Concerns about youth radicalization via social media.

H. Generational Wisdom, Parenting, and Present-Mindedness

[92:03 - 99:46]

• Powerful, honest reflections on parenting, children leaving for college, and the bittersweet passage of time.
  • “You just listen to the people that came before you, they will tell you all of the pitfalls and mistakes to avoid.” – Charlamagne [92:24]
• Group resonates with increasing societal pessimism, identifying a collective sense of unease about the future.
  • “I've never felt people collectively, this pessimistic about the future.” – Heather [97:48]
• Charlamagne describes a personal, existential shift leading to greater presence and gratitude.

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3. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Charlamagne on Oscar campaigns:
  “Why do you have to campaign? ...It should speak, but you still gotta campaign. Why hire a PR?” [03:10]
• On the curse of White Boy of the Month:
  “Whenever someone gets White Boy of the Month, I feel like, almost immediately afterward, they get not canceled, but like, soft canceled for saying something inappropriate…” – Schulz [13:00]
• On keeping mystery alive:
  “I don't know nothing about Leonardo DiCaprio. I know he likes girls that are 25, and he likes the environment. That's it.” – Schulz [13:35]
• Charlamagne’s marriage hack:
  “Part of marriage nobody talks about, bro: two different bathrooms on purpose.” [11:02]
• DiCaprio’s dating history as rite of passage:
  “That's the Lincoln Tunnel. You want to come into the city? You gotta pass through Leo, bro.” – Schulz [27:49]
• Wilt Chamberlain sex claims:
  “You gotta do 10 girls a day for almost seven years, bro.” – Charlamagne [48:05]
• On parenting and wisdom:
  “Every time I talk to people with kids whose kids are older, they say the same thing: it goes fast.” – Schulz [92:50]
• Facing shared pessimism:
  “I've never felt people collectively, this pessimistic about the future.” – Heather [97:56]
• Charlamagne on being present:
  “Maybe now is the time for us to be really present in the moment.” [98:36]

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4. Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:53 – Oscar Race: Michael B. Jordan vs. Timothée Chalamet
• 07:22 – Bathroom etiquette, marriage, women’s bathroom “truths”
• 13:51 – The White Boy of the Month phenomenon and "podcast culture"
• 21:01 – Hollywood’s forced narratives and what makes a movie star
• 26:27 – Leonardo DiCaprio: Dating, roles, and mystique
• 42:37 – NBA record-breaker Bam, sportsmanship, and Wilt Chamberlain’s sexual legacy
• 71:04 – The NYC “bomb” incident, false flag events, and social radicalization
• 92:03 – Parenting, generational wisdom, and time (deep, heartfelt discussion)
• 97:48 – Collective pessimism and the need for presence

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5. Tone & Language

The episode maintains the Brilliant Idiots’ signature of blunt, sometimes crude, yet thoughtful banter. The hosts balance wild hypotheticals and unfiltered remarks (“What if you pee out your butt and poop out your piece?” [90:10]), with real moments about family, mortality, and the energy of society. Their language is conversational, irreverently direct, and always rooted in comic timing.

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6. Additional Highlights

• Pop Culture Debates:
  The best animated movies and which moments in pop culture could be watched/listened to forever (Lion King is the clear winner for Charlamagne; Endgame and Interstellar are favorites for Schulz).
• Musings on Masculinity:
  Mark Green’s take on “remaking manhood” and healthy masculinity called out as valuable.
• Political Satire:
  Discussion of a guerrilla art Trump/Epstein “Titanic statue” and the ability (for now) to satirize leaders in America [56:07].
• Existential Honesty:
  The final group reflection on the emotional weight parents feel as children grow up, and tying back to the importance of treasuring meaningful moments.

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Conclusion

Why listen? – This episode epitomizes The Brilliant Idiots’ best: hilarious, raw observations about fame, culture, and day-to-day humanity, punctuated with sharp takes and moments of real vulnerability. Whether you care about Oscar campaigns or not, you’ll walk away thinking a little more deeply about celebrity, family, and how to stay present—even when the world feels off its axis.

Transcript

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[Andrew Schultz]

Hello, sir. How are you?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I am blessed. Black and Holly favored man. Happy to be here, man. Where do we begin? Michael B. Jordan's winning the Oscar Sunday. First of all, let's take a step back. How are you?

[Andrew Schultz]

It's impossible.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How are you? Yo, it's impossible. How the are you? Here's the thing, bro. I said, how are you? Listen, I'm. How are you?

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm great, man. I'm great. Not as great as Michael B. Jordan.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Michael B. Jordan's gonna win the Oscar Sunday. You know why? Michael?

[Andrew Schultz]

He's got a great team behind him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's got a great team behind him, and he's had a great team behind Oscar campaign. We were just talking about Timothee Chalamet, and I was saying I don't think Timothee Chalamet has good. Had a good Oscar.

[Andrew Schultz]

We got Tourette's, bro. I just want to let you know, it's a version of it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's a little bit, but I didn't what it is. I forget. But I just want you to remember. Yeah, okay. Timothy Chalamet hasn't had a good Oscar campaign. Now, the best thing that happened to Michael B. Jordan, the best thing that happened to Sinners was hiring that guy to say nigga at the Baptist.

[Andrew Schultz]

What a take.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That was the best. That was the best PR let's just

[Andrew Schultz]

slow down for a second.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I just want to give you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I just want to give you a little chef's kiss right here.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That was the best PR because now

[Andrew Schultz]

the Oscar's like, man, if we don't give it to him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You see what I'm saying? He changed the tie. You get the guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

The momentum was going with Timmy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It was going with Timmy you get the plant to go there at the Tourette's joint.

[Andrew Schultz]

And that's why they probably left it in the edit, even though they cut out the other side.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You see what I'm saying? Yelled out the Oscar.

[Andrew Schultz]

You go, take that little bafta. Whoever got the bafta.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Michael. No, no, no, he didn't win the bafta. Michael won the sag, which really. Which, Which. Which increased his chances of winning the Oscar.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what I'm saying.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And he won the SAG after they hired the guy to say so.

[Andrew Schultz]

Are you saying that he should be grateful that. What are you saying?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm saying. I'm saying that he's going to win. Right? By the way, he should win anyway. I mean, he played two goddamn roles in one movie, played two twin brothers, and made them both very distinctive. That was. It was a phenomenal. It was a great acting job for Michael B. Jordan. But you still gotta campaign. Why hire a pr.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why do you have to campaign? It's just the work should.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It should speak put. But you still gotta campaign. So why just hire a PR to book you on a bunch of late night shows, put you in a bunch of magazines? Go hire Machine Gun.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right? Hire a Tourette's guy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Put the machine gun in the fucking auditorium.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because they miked him up, sit him

[Charlamagne Tha God]

right by the microphone and then have two people on stage. You see what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

He was able to hold the Tourette's in when it was just one person.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, he didn't. He said it before, but they were smart enough to edit all of them out and leave the one when Michael was on stage. When Michael and Delroy is on stage, Delroy's gonna win best supporting actor at the Oscars. But he didn't.

[Andrew Schultz]

He didn't drop the. He didn't drop the.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He did. What you mean the hard er.

[Andrew Schultz]

He didn't say the mw. He didn't. He didn't say it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, he did.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, before. Before Michael Jord.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, he kept doing like this. I was like, what the Is he doing? Netflix.

[Andrew Schultz]

The end for Netflix. Yeah. I can't say the word, so I got to be like, gun D.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo,

[Andrew Schultz]

would that be crazy? And white people thought that does.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, that's crazy. But listen.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Delroy Lindo's gonna win best supporting actor at the Oscars. Michael B. Jordan is going to win best actor at the Oscars.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hot take. Delroy Lindo's performance was the best performance in Sinners.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't think that's a hot take. I don't think That's a hot take at all. First of all, let's be clear not

[Andrew Schultz]

to say that Michael B. Jordan didn't do a great job. He did a great job. But for. For Delroy, Linda was.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Delroy was the best actor. I don't care what movie Delroy and Michael B. Jordan would be in. Delroy would be the better actor. Delroy is just a better actor than Michael B. Jordan. Like, listen, this is the best role that Michael B. Jordan has ever played.

[Chris]

Really easy, easily over Killmonger.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I love Killmonger, but definitely I

[Chris]

feel like he stole the show. Who in Black Panther?

[Andrew Schultz]

Hey, auntie.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, he wasn't better.

[Andrew Schultz]

I do agree with you. I do agree with you that his character was more compelling. Like, I remember when we first discussed this years ago back at the. At the radio station, like, I was

[Chris]

like, oh, my God.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm kind of, like, rooting for Killmonger, which is a testament to his, like, likeability is what you need as a superstar.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But he's not a better actor than Chadwick. He wasn't a better actor than Angela Bass. He was better. He wasn't better than Leticia. Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

I thought the role was tricky for Chadwick. I thought the role of. Of Black Panther was hard to be, like, a superstar in. You know, like, Tony Stark has just oozing charisma, Right. And, like, Killmonger ooze charisma, like. But I think there was this thing about Black Panther, which. The way the Chad wanted to play him, which is like, I am poised, discipline, unaffected. It's hard when you're poised. Discipline, unaffected. Yeah, unaffected. To just be the superstar performer.

[Chris]

Just like Captain America.

[Andrew Schultz]

Same thing.

[Mark Green]

Exactly.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's like Captain America mid. It's the characters around him that are cool.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cap had more depth only because of the circumstances, like, being a man out of time, you know, missing out on his love, wanting to be back with his love. Like, Chadwick didn't have Black Panther, didn't have those stakes. But if you read the script for Black Panther 2 before he passed away, that would have did it for him because it was him and his son. And him and his son, they used to have to go on some type of. Some type of, I guess, like a bonding retreat. But then somebody attacks while he's gone, so his son has to stay by him, his whole side, while he comes back to Wakanda to defend against, I guess, Namor them. I think that was the script. I could be wrong, but it was something like that. But just imagine you're at War. But you gotta keep your son with you, who may not be ready. He's a young man.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's gonna find out, though.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I'm saying. Like, that would have been. I think that would have gave that character a lot more. A lot more depth.

[Andrew Schultz]

So they're not talking about Jacob Elordi?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who the fuck is that?

[Andrew Schultz]

He's the guy who played Frankenstein. Hot ass.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I never seen it. I never saw it. None of these guys, none of them are campaign embedded in sinners. It's not. They didn't get called a slur at an award show. They should have hired somebody to call him a slur at an award show.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Question. If you walk down the street, there's a naked guy and he calls you a gay slur. And you turn to look, but you accidentally look at his dick. Cause he's naked.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Are you the gay slur?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I think there's like a moment of it. I think there's a moment of it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He calls you the F word. Yeah. Big fraggle maggot. You just walking. Fraggle maggot. You turn and he's standing there naked, dick out. And you know he's naked, so you like. Oh, shit.

[Andrew Schultz]

And he's soft.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's swinging, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

But is he soft? If he's hard, we're both that. If he's soft, I'm the only one doing the gay stuff.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But you're. You gaze. What? If you gaze too long, are you now the gay slur?

[Andrew Schultz]

I wouldn't gaze too long. I would do. It's like at the urinal. It's like. It's like. Oh, my God.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I've never. No, no, no. That's not bad.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on. Come on. You're not looking a little.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Just. No, no. I'm not that tall, first of all. So like that.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you're closer.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's a tall thing to do. You're closer to it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You talk about a tall thing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's right to do. Tall people do like that. I can't do that. It's too obvious.

[Andrew Schultz]

If I look down at my. At six two. If I look down at my shit, I'm looking at both of your shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, nah. Why you so close to me? And come on, we did guy code, bro. Separate the urinals.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sometimes urinals are busy. You're at the game, you're looking down. You see some guy and, you know, packing or he's not packing. If he's not packing, I step back a little bit, show my Shit off.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I walked into a club and saw a guy shitting in the urinal.

[Andrew Schultz]

What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I turned around so fucking fast.

[Chris]

Yo, Monks Corner is great.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That wasn't Monks Corner. It was Columbia, South Carolina.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't even know what's going on. I think we need more infrastructure in America.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Salute to Club V12. You know what I'm saying? I used to go down to V12. It was a great club. I walked in the bathroom one time and there was a guy shitting in the urine.

[Andrew Schultz]

So. Okay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And I didn't see no shit come out. I just saw. And by the way, he might have. Now that I think about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It might have been a woman identifying as a man. Cause he was backed up on the urinal and he was doing something so that they were either peeing or shitting one of the two.

[Andrew Schultz]

Was there a flourishing trans community back in the day in Monks, Florida, South Carolina?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, we didn't. Nobody noticed there back in the day. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you just thought that there was a guy taking a. In your own. Did you bother. Maybe it was one of those things.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I turned right back around. It was one of those things when you walk in.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. You're like, just not. I'm not doing this tonight.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Revolving door, baby. He just. Yep. I'll come back to this later.

[Andrew Schultz]

You had no Tourette's? Nothing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nothing.

[Andrew Schultz]

No commentary. Nothing. Walk.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Whoa. Like, just like that. Like, literally walked in the door, saw him in the urinal and turned right back around. Like, literally, like. Oh. Nope. Because something's going on in there. Yeah. That I don't need to be a part of.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay. This is. He's. He's on another level. He's high, he's drunk. Something's going on that I don't need to be a part of. Yo. Because number one, you're a maniac. If you in the club.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, I've. In a club.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, you. Anyway. You don't.

[Andrew Schultz]

I anyway.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, you don't count. You.

[Andrew Schultz]

I got a. I.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You.

[Andrew Schultz]

If I got a. I should.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, you're disgusting.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wherever I am, I should.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I know. We know. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

But why is that disgusting? I don't understand why that's disgusting.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You anywhere.

[Heather]

I'm like Schultz.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like a baby Schultz.

[Andrew Schultz]

But yeah, it's like, if it's. If I gotta go, I gotta go on that one.

[Heather]

You don't have a choice. You don't have it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Exactly. Like, you guys can hold your bowel movement.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

My bowels are very timely. Like, I know. I. I. Every morning at 8:30.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes. And then, like, if I eat, I. You know, a couple hours later, like, I know my bowels.

[Andrew Schultz]

I got two every morning.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Two?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I got two every morning. I got one and then another one, like, maybe 20 minutes after.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now, 8:30 is my 8:30 in the morning. I'm good. Like, everybody know my routine. You know what I'm saying? And I'm back to do what I got to do. Then I'm a again around 12, 1230 every. It's like clockwork, guaranteed.

[Andrew Schultz]

How about wifey? What's. What's hers?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know. We got two different bathrooms. I had to get two different bathrooms on purpose.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, yeah. That's the part of marriage nobody talks about, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, bro. You don't like following it up? You don't like going back to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, no, no. See this?

[Andrew Schultz]

Nice and warm.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

Smell. No, smell that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Women don't get enough credit for how bad these shits be smelling, bro. Yeah, I'm telling, bro. Like, we men get shamed all the time. Women are crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, crazy. Winning.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, God gave him a different sanitation system, bro. Like, yeah, like, our shit is, like, bearable.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's more recycling.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Whoa.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's this garbage.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Whoa. What? Yo, if you work. I want you to think about it. If you work in an office, right? Especially if you work in the office, like, around 12, 12, 30.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. You're going to fucking go through it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Just stand by a woman's bathroom.

[Heather]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And when people just go in and open the door, in and out. My God.

[Andrew Schultz]

Crazy.

[Heather]

My.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And they walk out all beautif. Like, they just didn't fuck it up, you know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah, that's just. Yeah, it's rough.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So if you can, you know what I'm saying, try to get his and hers, even at the house, it is

[Andrew Schultz]

nice to have that extra bathroom, you

[Charlamagne Tha God]

know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

It is nice.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

Can we just assess this Timmy Chalamet situation here?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Timmy Chalamet, he blew it, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Tell me why you think. I think you might have started this, to be honest with you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I didn't. I just haven't seen anything that he's done during campaign season. And whenever I get sent stuff like this, this Matthew McConaughey, Timothee Chalamet, people just send me stuff in the group chat and be like, yo, Timmy's blowing it.

[Andrew Schultz]

So here's the thing. Is White boy of the month, a

[Charlamagne Tha God]

curse Ooh, ooh, it's. Cause who was before Timmy? Tell me who was before Timmy?

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know, but, like, whenever someone gets White Boy of the month, I feel like almost immediately afterwards, they get not canceled, but, like, soft canceled for saying something inappropriate, which ain't even that bad. But I feel like white boy a month is like, okay, you've peaked in cultural cool for a white dude in America, and there's nowhere to go after the peak but down. So it's like, you almost don't want to ever accept white boy in a month. I think he's a perfect example. He did this, like, amazing rollout for the movie, and it's just like, you don't. You don't want people to know too much about you, bro. Like, I don't know nothing about Leonardo DiCaprio. I don't know nothing about him. I know that he likes girls that are 25, and I know that he likes the environment. I don't know nothing. I don't know what his favorite food is. I don't know where he likes to vacation. I don't know if he likes tacos.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, he grew up in a different culture, too. Like this. Timothy's growing up in podcast culture, so he's sitting down, having these long phone conversations that he probably shouldn't be having. His movie stuff.

[Andrew Schultz]

Entertainers. Here's our advice. Stay off a podcast. You don't want to do no podcast.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You don't got to do. A lot of you don't want to do.

[Andrew Schultz]

You don't want to do none. If you're an actor and you make your living acting, they really don't need to know nothing about you but the characters you play, and you will have a long career.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Also.

[Andrew Schultz]

I feel like this movie, son, I'm the perfect example. I'll be pissing people up every week then. You don't think my agents is trying to get me to stop? Too late right now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

15 years of cut. That's 15 years of catalog. We're already in the game. Whatever they want bloody blood out whenever they want to raise some hell. Like, let's go through this catalog. Go through this catalog.

[Andrew Schultz]

We got six hours of talking.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come on. 12 years straight. Come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

You could find something. Come on, people off.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come on, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

God damn.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come on, come on, come on. Now.

[Andrew Schultz]

The only way is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Stop. Stop.

[Andrew Schultz]

The only way is through.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Stop. How? Try. Try to leave them now. Oh, you think you leaving us Show.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, it ain't happening.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, no, no, it ain't happening. Staying right here. Here. Okay, okay. Wait till scre. I got some. All right. Oh, I know how we can get him. We going to get him at 50 together. We gonna do something. People are plotting right now, but it's not gonna work. Listen, here's the thing with Timothy Shalamet, also, in a way, this movie came out of nowhere. Cause all of a sudden, it just comes out, and then it's just all of a sudden beloved and winning all of these awards.

[Andrew Schultz]

He did an amazing press run. We gotta give him credit for the press run.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I didn't even know he had a movie out, bro. I just thought he was cool. Timothee Chalamet that people like.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think that you're lying.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't even know the name of the movie, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think you're lying.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't. That's one battle after another, right? No, that's Deanna. What was Timmy in? Thunder Man.

[Chris]

It's a ping pong movie.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come on. Marty Supreme.

[Andrew Schultz]

Marty.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Marty Supreme. Ping pong, bro.

[Chris]

That's.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo.

[Chris]

I'm telling you, this is really cultural because black people did not care about this movie, and. But he did such a great marketing campaign that, like, can we just. Every single white person ran to see.

[Andrew Schultz]

Every white person knew about this movie. Yeah, he tapped into, like, the hipster whites. He tapped into the traditional whites. He got the white boy to mother shit. We came and did a podcast, and Charlamagne was hating on him for saying

[Charlamagne Tha God]

he was trying too hard.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, he wasn't. Yeah, you're supposed to try.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, no, no, no. That's when he did this shit with Kendrick. Exactly. He was like, yo, I felt like I was gonna get shot. He called and he was like, all right, let's just meet you in a car and let's just roll. I was like, all right, let's do it in the gnx, you know? And then my white. I was like, wow, he's in the middle of this beef. I was like, can you imagine if this is how I go out with Kendrick? Yo, shut the fuck up, Timothy.

[Andrew Schultz]

The second after you said that, I literally told all the guys in the office. I was like, ooh, Timmy's doing too many pods. It was the first. I literally told everybody else. I was like, oh, he's talking too much.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know it.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know. It was corny, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, you've been with us in the trenches. You've been around, like, killers. Real. Yes. And you never acted like that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, I acted gay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I just threw them off.

[Andrew Schultz]

They didn't know what to do. I Didn't know what.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I just.

[Andrew Schultz]

I just ratchet up my gay. And they don't know what to do, bro. There is no gang member out there that can thug out gay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let me be clear when I say in the trenches. We went to go see Duvall one time at Howard University, and.

[Andrew Schultz]

Which is hardly the trenches.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, no. That's not the trenches at all. But the people who. The people who came or were there.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Were some really official guys. Some really official people.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes. Real guys.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Andrew didn't say things like, oh, my God, I feel like I was going to get shot. And we weren't on the stand. No commercial. Okay. We weren't shooting no TV show. This guy is on the set of a commercial which. Surrounded by security.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's just trying to be funny for

[Charlamagne Tha God]

his life because of a Drake Kendrick dude.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's just trying to be funny. But again, this is what happens when, like, you go on a run where everybody's talking about how fucking cool you are and how much you know about everything, and it's awesome, and there's only one way to go down. And when you talked about on the pod, I was like, oh, shit, it's starting to turn. Because the American people can only take so much. Oh, this guy's really cool. Before we want to tear you down. Well, that's just the nature of who we are.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That could be true, too. But also, this interview right Here, Variety and CNN, with Timothy and Matthew McConaughey, it really reminds you or just shows you what Timothy is. Not yet. Not saying he can't get there, but when you see him next to, like, a super movie star, like a Matthew McConaughey, it makes you be like, he's not there. He's not. He's not there yet.

[Guest]

What?

[Andrew Schultz]

He just gave his opinions on ballet

[Charlamagne Tha God]

and opera, but he, like, if that was Michael B. Jordan with Matthew McConaughey, those are two movie stars. To me. Like, you look at them like, those are 2. If Leonardo DiCaprio sitting with Matthew McConaughey, you're like, those are two movie stars. What do you mean by that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Explain what you're trying to say.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He don't. He don't. He don't feel like a movie star yet. And it feels like Hollywood is trying to force it. Almost like. Almost like the NBA wants another white. Like the NBA wants another white superstar, but the NBA never forced it. Right? Feels like Hollywood is forced to.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, you're hating, bro. You're hating on Timmy, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You're just saying that because He's a Nick fan. He's from New York. If he was from Cali, you wouldn't feel this.

[Andrew Schultz]

Charlotte, can you not post Malone him, bro? Just let him have a career, bro. This.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let him. I'm not saying you trying to post him. Charlamagne picked on me and shit and,

[Andrew Schultz]

you know, it's whatever.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He don't like me. Post Malone is trash, man. I'm saying he can get there. It's just right now, everything feels a little forced. And when you see Michael B. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan looks like a full finished Hollywood movie star.

[Andrew Schultz]

You are Post Malone.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Timmy Timothy. Game ain't developed yet. He's there, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Timmy's never going to go to a basketball game again. He's going to be going to golf outings and otherwise

[Charlamagne Tha God]

go and do some fucking padow. Paddow.

[Andrew Schultz]

Padow. That's what I got to call that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm just saying he's not a fully.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're fine. You're a star, Timmy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Star yet.

[Andrew Schultz]

You just got to go away for a little bit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, bro. Mike.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because you don't need this. By the way, Michael B. Jordan's not doing any podcast. Nothing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Movie stuff.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what I'm saying. You got to go away.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And Hollywood likes Michael B. Jordan. People like Michael B. Jordan.

[Andrew Schultz]

People like him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Just you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because he became White Boy of the month. And anytime anybody gets the White boy the month crown, you got to knock it off their head. You buy you posting him, bro. You turn Post into a. Into a superstar. You turn Post into a country rock.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All I asked, Post, was you killed

[Andrew Schultz]

one of the greatest white rappers in history.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All I asked.

[Andrew Schultz]

We love you, Post.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I just want to know that the ass Post, what he's doing for black Lives matter.

[Andrew Schultz]

What have you done for White Lives Matter? You know what I mean? What have you done for Ukraine? What have you done? What have you done? What have you done for Ukraine? Charlotte.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What have you done for Ukraine? Listen, I think Timothy is a developing movie star.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's a star.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Give the kids love. A star, okay? Boom.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's taking care of two kids and ain't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hey, hey. A star.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a star in anybody's book.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But guess what. Guess what.

[Andrew Schultz]

You gotta have Kylie, have kids with Travis.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Travis, listen, he's a star. But guess what? You gotta be superstar. Matthew McConaughey is a superstar.

[Andrew Schultz]

I took. Yeah, watch. He hit him with the dunk. What? You're right. Makan is a superstar. Shout out. Bhan. Yo. Can you tell me, like, three McConaughey movies.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hell, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

One of my favorite movies ever is Frailty.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, what up?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I love Frailty. I don't know.

[Andrew Schultz]

I can't.

[Heather]

I can't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm thinking about him in my mind, the. The shit when he's beating on his head. Don't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Don't you. I can't remember. Frailty is one of my favorite movies of all time. And I'm so mad that when we interviewed Matthew McConaughey on Breakfast Club, he didn't have no fucking Frailty talk. Hey, Timmy. I love your white boy of the month, bro. Name three Timmy. Charlotte says you only get one. Name three Timmy movies.

[Andrew Schultz]

Say again?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Name three Timmy movies.

[Andrew Schultz]

Interstellar.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He wasn't an Interstellar.

[Andrew Schultz]

Of course he was a kid in Interstellar. Yes, he was. He was a kid in Interstellar. Dune, Marty Supreme, Done.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't remember Interstellar.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's the kid. Look up Matthew McConaughey's. He's McConaughey's son. In Interstellar.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He sees. He's McConaughey'S son now. That's my whole fucking point. He's McConaughey,'S son now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, you got this, bro. You got this. All right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, yeah, Stella. Oh, the Gentleman's club. Oh, the Lost White. No, what was the one where he was beating on his chest?

[Andrew Schultz]

That's Wolf of Wall.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Wolf of Wall Street.

[Andrew Schultz]

But he. Yeah, he was in that. God, no. No. McConaughey's a legend. Let's not even.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Pearl. To my favorite, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, Interstellar is the. One of the greatest movies ever made in history.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Interstellar is good, but Frailty makes you question.

[Chris]

Not because of Timmy.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, I'm talking about McConaughey.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Frailty is. Frailty is. Is. Frailty is. Think pieces. Now, if you ever seen Frailty, like, because Frailty is the movie where you don't know what good and evil is. It reminds you of that Bible scripture. I think it's Isaiah 5:20 that says, Woe to those that think light is dark, good is evil. Because you're watch. And I don't want to give it away. I want everybody to actually go watch reality because it's really that fantastic. But it makes you question morality and makes you question what is considered good, what is considered evil. Because if I'm killing people, but you know what I'm saying? I don't want to give the movie away. Fuck it. It's Frailty, the movie. Been up for 100 years.

[Ad Reader]

I didn't see it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Either.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You ain't seen it.

[Andrew Schultz]

So what? Like we giving away the End of Time

[Charlamagne Tha God]

movie. Frailty. Matthew McConaughey has a brother, and he has a father. And the father.

[Andrew Schultz]

Now you got a fake like Matthew McConaughey just so you can shit on Timmy, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When they're young, they go around. No, they go around and they're killing people. And so the one son, you know, you think the one son is the good guy throughout the whole movie. Cause he's looking at these guys going around murdering these people. But what you find out is they're murdering pedophiles, they're murdering rapists. They're murdering people who've killed, like, their mom and shit like that. You know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

Alex is covering his ear.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

God is telling them to do it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Got you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And so the father ends up getting killed by the other son because God told him to kill. The son told him that his son is a demon, but he was not listening to God. And so his gotta listen. But until at the end of the movie. Cause, you know, Matthew McConaughey continues his father's work as he gets older. And at the end of the movie, they're almost about. They think they got him, and they think they catch him, but they're looking on the camera, and it's like you can't even see. It's all. It's all like God was protecting him the whole time. It's ill, yo. It makes you just think about, like, spirituality and what's good, what's evil, what's God, what's the devil.

[Andrew Schultz]

The point is, if people hate you because you say that ballet or opera is not as popular as it once was, it has just become trendy to criticize you. And that's what happens with the Internet, right? It's, like, trendy to love you. Like, it was trendy to say, oh, my God, Timmy's white, boy. He's the best. He's the best. This guy's the greatest promo run ever. And then all of a sudden, when somebody out there was critical and it became popular to be critical, you have all the people glom on, and now.

[Chris]

Can't put that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's hear.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's powerful. He's a powerful man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The whites. The whites have done this. Yeah, all whites come.

[Andrew Schultz]

I feel like the white. No, now the whites follow you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no. The white's been doing the whites.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do what you say. No, no, you're the leader of the whites.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Press play.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, you're the leader of the whites.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Press play.

[Andrew Schultz]

You are the leader of the whites.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And I don't want to be working in ballet or opera or, you know, things where it's like, hey, keep this thing alive.

[Andrew Schultz]

Even though it's like no one cares about this anymore. All respect to the ballet and opera people out there.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I just lost 14 cents in viewership, but I just took shots for no reason. That's not a shot.

[Andrew Schultz]

I hear what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So see, Matthew just let him hang himself. You know what I'm saying? You just on ballet and opera for what? Michael B. Jordan would never. Michael B. Jordan ain't even shit on the Tourette's crowd, you know what I'm saying? Michael B. Jordan, he didn't even say, by the way, Michael B. Jordan hasn't said nothing. Superstar.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Superstar.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm telling you. Leo. We don't know nothing about Leo.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Superstar.

[Andrew Schultz]

We don't know nothing about. Can you guys tell me one thing about Leonardo DiCaprio?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You talking about superstars, bro?

[Andrew Schultz]

Can you tell me one thing about them?

[Chris]

He can win between the ages of 18 and 25.

[Andrew Schultz]

First of all, you put an 18 on him, which is you. That is animalistic.

[Chris]

We saw.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That is.

[Chris]

We saw the chart do. We had about that. That was all the women these days. He's mature 18 and 25.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's. He's matured.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How old was he?

[Andrew Schultz]

Between 23, 27 or whatever like that. Y' all are crazy you to do that. That was. That was.

[Chris]

I'm just going by the chart. You can you try to find that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hey, look at that. Leo wasn't in the files.

[Andrew Schultz]

The first one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Leo wasn't in the files, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, he don't need someone to procure. Like, come on, look at all the people he did. That's 1999. That's what they did.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what they did during pussy. Don't procure no pussy.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what. That's crazy that. Look, there are people who do that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Leonardo, I know you're not hating on.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know you're not hating on his lineup. I know you.

[Chris]

Oh, I'm not lineup.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm just saying his lineup looks exactly. What's.

[Chris]

What's wrong with. He dated, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

25. He dates 25 year old women, bro. Can we just let my man live?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's eight versions of the same person. Yo, it was just. He. He got what just said boosted.

[Andrew Schultz]

So he can't have a type.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's Tom's old. That's Tom's old wife.

[Andrew Schultz]

You Got to pass through Leo, bro. That's the.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, that's the Lincoln Tunnel. You want to come into the city? You got a faded soul. Listen, shout out to Leo, man. Leo Tunnel. Yes. Come on, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, Giselle. Who else is up there? Who's that? Blake Lively.

[Andrew Schultz]

All of them. All of them. These are just the ones that are known. All of them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Miller, Monroe, Nina Ogdal, Kelly Robon, Tommy Garner. I'm be honest with you, I only know Giselle and Blake. I don't know any of the rest of these people.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who the rest of. Listen, they're, they're. They're fine individuals. Beautiful women with incredible personalities and perspectives on the world. And he probably has a deep romantic connection to them. Nothing to do with their age. Like let my man live.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Salute the Leo superstar, by the way.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know, you know, Al only jerks off to age appropriate pornography.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I would hope so.

[Andrew Schultz]

Al only jerks off to 37 year old women when he's looking at porn on the Internet. He doesn't jerk off to no. 25.

[Chris]

I close my eyes and jerk off to my wife.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know how, you know you look at the age? If you look at the age?

[Andrew Schultz]

How you close your eyes, open your

[Charlamagne Tha God]

eyes, you look at the age. They don't tell you the age on pornhub. You actually, actually they do. And those are videos I don't click on when they say stupid like barely leave. Yeah, ain't nobody want to know about that stepdaughter.

[Andrew Schultz]

Anybody legal?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, nobody got time for that. Leo was born in 1974. So Leo's what, 50? What is he, 52? No, 51.

[Andrew Schultz]

My man got a lineup, bro. He got a lineup.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know any of these women, bro. Oh, I know Naomi Taylor, Demi Moore. Okay, come on, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

You guys are really Naomi Campbell. You guys are really hating like Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, okay, guys, guys, guys.

[Andrew Schultz]

Lindsay Lohan is, is him and Derek Jeter and then nobody else. Like, let's just call it what it is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Rihanna. Nah. Yeah.

[Chris]

Wow, I didn't know that one.

[Andrew Schultz]

We're talking about, we're talking about the goat, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know if this is true, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm just saying, Leo the type of

[Charlamagne Tha God]

guy, he got such a reputation, if he just gets spotted with a woman, you know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

He probably was just getting froyo. Yes, you're right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

New York City. New York City, that's what we do. Froyo with Leo, man. Yeah, you know what I mean happens.

[Andrew Schultz]

Leo. Leo Listen, you're on. You are on Charlemagne's list now, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I already. With Leo.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but I.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

With Leo.

[Heather]

Nah, nah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Leo body of work, too. Leo body of work is too amazing. You can't fuck with Leo.

[Andrew Schultz]

You can't really fuck with.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You shitting on Leo. You really just hating, bro. Like, seriously. Come on, come on, come on. You got Wolf of Wall Street. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

Romeo and Juliet.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What was the. My. That's my too with the Spinning top. What's that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Chris]

Inception.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Inception.

[Andrew Schultz]

Fire.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know, I mean, Leo got some joints. Don't look up. Love it. One of my favorite movies. Django.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come on, man. With Leo, you bugging.

[Chris]

I mean, it was good.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I just.

[Andrew Schultz]

It was a lot of N words, but it was. It was the time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The movie. It's a spirit piece. I hate it. I hate when people was having that stupid argument, like, oh, he's saying n word. It's a period piece.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's supposed to be a heinous.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's a slave master. Like the.

[Andrew Schultz]

You want him to be a progressive slave master.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Wolf of Wall Street. Hollywood, you mean? Yeah. Revenants, Departed.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on, yo.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He got by a bear.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know why people say that. Like, why would people. Why do make people make it sexual? That's what.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know. It wasn't. He didn't get.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think the bear just mauled him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, nah, nah. It was a. It was supposed to signify.

[Chris]

Oh, he was just fighting for his life.

[Andrew Schultz]

Catch me if you can't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You don't think people in prison don't fight for their life?

[Andrew Schultz]

They do, but they weren't in prison. They were in the woods, bro. They were in the forest, yo.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And these women chose the bear after seeing that motherfucking movie. Isn't that that crazy? The fucking bear, Leo. And these women out here choosing the goddamn bear. That shit is crazy. Pull it up.

[Andrew Schultz]

What women chose the bear? Charlamagne.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

A lot of women chose to bear. They always chose the bear over the men. No, Leonardo DiCaprio is not by a bear. Nah, I can't go with that. I gotta go with mine. Yeah, it's better. Brutal, mauling. It's like anybody can get mauled by a bear, but you don't win an Oscar unless you got raped. See, right there, it says the cop, the revenant director on Leonardo DiCaprio's bear rape scene. Why didn't I think of that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Meaning he didn't. Meaning he didn't think of it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What did he win the Oscar for? The acting. This changed my whole view of the movie.

[Andrew Schultz]

Here we go. Hey, Leo. Leo. He got his sights set on you. Leo. Leo. Don't do a podcast. Leo. Do not do a podcast.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm saying this changes my whole life. Leo.

[Andrew Schultz]

I pray. I pray for you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I just changed my whole view of the movie. By the way, even if women saw this movie.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You still shouldn't choose the bear. The bear mauled him. Even if it's naive. The bear mauled him.

[Andrew Schultz]

You want to know something crazy?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

The bear was 24 years old. They brought in a 35 year old bear. He was like, I can't be seen near this mother.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I was the only person who thought this, though. What does this headline say? Studio denies report that Leonardo DiCaprio was raped by a bear in the Revenant. I'm not the only person who thought that.

[Andrew Schultz]

You are.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Everybody thought that it was a thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why?

[Chris]

I don't get why it was a thing, but it was a thing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There's a deleted scene, bro. Cause I remember. I seen it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Charlamagne. Charlamagne.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What? I seen Charlamagne.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's this hate in your blood.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I seen it, bro. I seen this.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hating your blood.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, I seen Leo and Smokey getting it in, bro. Smokey told him only he can prevent forest body, bro. Gotta put this. I'm telling you, bro. I saw it, man. I saw it with my own eyes. As anyone who has seen the movie can attest, the bear in the film is a female who attacks Hugh Glass because she feels he might be threatening her cubs. A Fox spokesperson said in a statement. Entertainment Weekly. There's clearly no rape scene with a bear. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

And if it's a female. Yeah, whatever.

[Heather]

All right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Whatever. All I'm. We're saying all that to say Michael B. Jordan's winning the Oscar. This.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think after your description, he might. Got it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's gonna win. His campaign has been better. And they went. They went for it. When you hired a dude with Tourette's to scream the N word. Yeah, they went for it, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

They did go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come on, man. They went for it. They all the options. Give him all the options, bro. Give him this respect, Yo. Yeah. You want to pay some bills?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, okay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schultz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

Heather. Kyle Walker, you got some church announcements.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All shows.

[Andrew Schultz]

We have a few shows up right now on the website Nashville. Appreciate y' all for selling out those shows. I'm gonna see you in a few weeks. And Rhode island and then Nova Scotia in the summer. I'll be out there in LA for the Netflix's Joke Fest with Jelly Roll. I'm sure Jelly's gonna have some other folks pop up on that show. That show is going to be wild and. And yeah, man. Yeah. I'm nothing else at the moment that I can share.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

For me, I want to tell y' all that the next. Well, this year's Black Effect Podcast festival is happening April 25th in Atlanta, Georgia, brought to you by State Farm. It's going to be hosted by DJ Envy and Lauren LaRosa. We've already announced a few of the podcasts that are going to be there. Don't call me White Girl. Mona. Salute to Mona. She's going to be hitting that stage. Jeff tweeg and Club 520. They gonna be hitting that stage. My guy, Deontay, Kyle and Big Ice Cup Cat. The Grits and Eggs podcast. They gonna be hitting that stage. And tickets go on. Tickets are on sale right now. Tickets are on sale right now. And it's hurting my feelings that I can't. Carlos King Reality with the King is gonna be there. Nori N O R E D J E F N Drink champ. They're gonna be there. Just to name a few. I cannot remember who else gonna be there. God damn it. But April 25th in Atlanta, Georgia. Tickets are on sale right now, man, like I said. Hosted by DJ Envy and Lauren LaRosa. My guy Louis V providing the soundtrack, Don't Call Me White Girl. Gritson Eggs Podcast, Deontay Kyle Ice Cub Cat Club, 520 drink champs, Carlos King. And I'm missing somebody. And it's bothering me that I'm missing somebody, but I cannot remember right now. But go get your tickets right now. Black Effect Podcast Festival, April 25, Atlanta, Georgia, Pullman Yards. Listen, man, it's a great event. We'll see you there. And also, I just got this text salute to my guy, man. 2 Chainz. You know 2 Chainz book? The voice in my head is God. It came out last week via my book imprint, Black Frivolous Publishing. And thanks to all of you, he's made the New York Times bestsellers list, man. So you can add another accolade to 2 Chainz. Amazing resume. Grammy winner, okay? New York Times bestseller, platinum recording artist, big entrepreneur. Salute to my guy, 2 Chainz, man. That's what I like to see. I wouldn't be in the crystal business if it wasn't for 2 Chainz.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're in the crystal business?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, Crystal the franchise.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, I thought they.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

You gotta say that different.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Crystal. No, Crystal, the fast food franchise. Because he put you on. He's the creative director for Crystals. And I remember a few years ago, Duvall had a bunch of crystal burgers at his Duval Day. And I was just like, damn, I ain't see Crystal in a while. Where you get that from? Duvall. And he was like, yo, you know, two Chain. You know, he's like, two Chain fucking with them. And I'm like, all right. I just hit chains up to see, you know, he's the creative director. But then Chain's, you know, put me up, put me in touch with my guy Jonathan, who runs the whole holding company. And I was just like, you know what? This sounds like something I want to put.

[Andrew Schultz]

So how does that work?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Investing?

[Andrew Schultz]

Like when you open up a franchise, like, who hires the people who train?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They got a holding company, so essentially

[Andrew Schultz]

you pay them to own it. They do all the hiring and management and everything.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I mean, of course, you know, in a place like South Carolina, if I want to get a few people hired, I can definitely do that. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

But, yeah, but it seems like they

[Charlamagne Tha God]

handle the build out and everything.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Everything. Handle the build out, the staffing, everything.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then they share in the profit or you pay a franchise fee.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

So they're incentivized because they get their fee by having it. And you're incentivized because you get to own this.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's right. 100.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's interesting.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Model 100. Salute to Crystal, man. Salute to Crystal. We got two of them in South Carolina right now. We got four more opening up, but. Four more? Yeah, we're doing four more. Doing six. You bought six? Yep. But I'm only in that business because of two J. And so, you know, like, to me, man, that's how you supposed to always do it. That's how we should always be working and communicating with each other. You know what I mean? The fact that he could put me on the crystal and then, you know, like, yo, 2 chain should do a book, right? You know, he got so much knowledge and wisdom to share now. He's a New York Times bestseller, you know? So salute to my guy. Two chains.

[Chris]

And guys, if you're in New York this Monday, March 16th, I have an amazing comedy show. We have a crazy lineup. We got Ricky Velez, Cam Patterson, Natalie Friedman, just to name a few. If you guys want to go head down to canceled Comedy x dot com, get your tickets there. I'll see you guys at the show. And if you haven't heard, I have a new show. It's called AM Mornings. Check me out every Sunday live at 11am Eastern. It's a live calling show. I want to hear from you guys. So, yeah, that's AM mornings on YouTube. See you guys there.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What do you think of Bam dropping 83? Baby,

[Andrew Schultz]

I'll be honest. I don't really care. I mean, it's an amazing, amazing accomplishment. He's got to feel incredible about what he did, but, like, regular season basketball, really not him. For me right now, guys, I don't know what.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Men's basketball sucks on all levels.

[Andrew Schultz]

We're not gonna do this.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Men's basketball sucks on all levels. I've been telling y' all for the longest. How many years have I been singing the praises of women's basketball and just telling you it's more exciting? Okay? They treat the game better. They still play fundamental basketball. Like, yes. Okay. Salute that. The SEC women's tournament was fucking incredible. Women's basketball is still.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can you just right now acknowledge that the reason you don't like men's basketball is because the best players are.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, that's not the reason. It's just not that good.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just say what it is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bam dropped 83 points. And by the way, like, 83 is 83. That's a tough thing to do. He went through the free throw line 43 times. 43 and hit 36 of them. And I think he had, like, six three pointers. And then, like, it was just garbage time in the fourth quarter where he was trying to break the record. So they was, like, fouling to slow the clock down and stuff like that. This is my thing. I respected 83 as 83. My only critique is the lack of sportsmanship because they was blowing the fucking wizards out. There really was no reason for him to be in the game.

[Andrew Schultz]

This sportsmanship thing is so stupid. Like this. Like, oh, at the end of the game, you have to, like, dribble out the clock instead of take a shot. And it's like, why not? I've been sitting on the bench the whole fucking season. You put me in for. With one minute left. It was my dream my whole life since I can remember picking up a basketball to play in the NFL.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Y' all got etiquette in the comedy club, bro. There's certain things you don't do, you know that you don't go in front of people. You don't run the light. There's certain things you don't do as a comic in stand up, they respect. Yeah, but we're all Respect the game.

[Andrew Schultz]

We're all getting on stage. Also respect the audience. Respect the people that are paying to watch. They don't want to see you dribble out the clock. They want to see you dunk a ball. They want to see you cross someone over. They want to see you, you hit a three.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, standup comic who's new to the scene.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Gets a chance to come into the Cellar or Rogan's club in Austin. And they like, you got five minutes, bro. We got Schultz here tonight. We got Theo Vaughn. We got.

[Andrew Schultz]

They would never tell you you ever.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So they listen. They got all of these, like, all of these Chappelle's in the house, right? So they say, okay, Donnell, you got five minutes. Why don't you run this fucking light? Donnell. Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

We love you, Donnell.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Donnell, run.

[Andrew Schultz]

We love you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm just saying. Donnell runs the light. Everybody's mad, but now I don't get burned with the big dogs.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's not the. That's not the.

[Heather]

Bam was on the Olympic team.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, that's a parallel.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, I'm not talking about Bam. I'm not mad at Bam, but I'm just saying.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm talking about the guy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It was a blowout.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm talking the. The parallel would be if a comic went on and then the club Told the comic, hey, it's the end of the show. Don't really do any funny jokes. Just kind of stand up there. The people in the audience would be like, yo, do some funny shit. When they're dribbling out the clock for the last minute, you don't think the kids at the game want to see them go at it?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They don't care.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's a minute left. Their favorite basketball players are on the court. They want to see them dunk on each other. Yeah, they're not going. Some 8 year old at the game is going, wow, what amazing sportsmanship. How they dribbled out the clock. Fuck that play to the end.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I just thought he's like, mj's not

[Andrew Schultz]

playing to the end.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

His last 13 points in the fourth quarter was like, it's like, eh, like you didn't. You were trying too hard and you weren't even like they were fouling. And it's just like. It was just weird. It was just. I wasn't mad at the free throws though. You can't be mad. People fouling you and you go into the line, you take your shots. I'm not mad at that. I wasn't mad. I wasn't mad at the 80. I'm not mad at the 83. I'm not one of them people that's mad at bam getting the 83 points.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, when will banged 20,000 girls, was it you didn't think the last few thousand, they weren't stacking the deck a little bit?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't believe he banged 20,000 girls. How many do you think he. I just believe that. I just don't think that's possible. I think he fucked a lot of women.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, he's hating.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

20,000.

[Andrew Schultz]

You can't let Will win, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

20,000 you hate. You know how much women 20,000 is? It's only 365 days in a year. Yeah, 20,000.

[Andrew Schultz]

Talk about Wilt.

[Chris]

He was like the first real NBA player.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

20,000, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's Wilt, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, imagine dropping 100 points, then to go to be 20,000, you got to be averaging 10 a day. So imagine dropping 100, then going to fuck 10 girls.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, let's do the math on that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What's the math? 20. Let's just do 20. How old was Will?

[Andrew Schultz]

Magic Johnson gotta be pissed.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Magic probably would have broke the record, but you know, he had a little injury.

[Andrew Schultz]

That clip has been going viral. You asking Magic, you got to bring this up, bring up the clip of Charlamagne asking Magic. You just Go, Charlemagne. Magic Johnson on the Breakfast Club. And this clip will come up 120,000

[Charlamagne Tha God]

divided by 10 is 2,000.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So you got to 10 girls a day. Three, six. No, that's not it. You got to 10 girls a day for almost seven years, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, am I tripping? 37 to 40 years of adulthood. Chamberlain would have had to sleep with roughly 1.2 to 1.4 different women every single day for 40 years. How?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was only 40, or you do

[Andrew Schultz]

two girls a day for 20 years?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

How old was he, Chris, when he passed away?

[Andrew Schultz]

60.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So when did he break the 20,000 record? When did they start saying that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Can we watch this one right here? Because this is peak Charlemagne. Back, go back, go back, go back. I need you to go back.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I would ask this question now. This is the. When you first got the information, did you ever say to yourself, it was that nasty bitch from Sacramento who did that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, you need to play the game because you got to see Magic realize in real time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When you first got the information, did you ever say to yourself, it was that nasty from Sacramento who did that? Well, you, You, you.

[Andrew Schultz]

You think like that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No question about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I think what happens is we go back.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What year was that? 20. I don't know what year.

[Andrew Schultz]

You are nuts, bro. Nah, that's a good question.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's a great question.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a good question.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who wouldn't ask that?

[Andrew Schultz]

When you get the flu, you don't think about who was sneezing around you.

[Chris]

But that's. That's.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is the ultimate flu.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm getting into the psyche of man like this is before therapy, and I'm still thinking about what is your psyche as soon as you get that. Yo, listen, I remember the first time I took an HIV test. Columbia, South Carolina. I wrote down every single woman I had ever had sex with in my life up to that point. Every single one. So I know that when he got the news that he had hiv, aids, he started playing it back in the day. Who the. Where the fuck I got this shit from? Who? Don't think like that.

[Chris]

Yeah, but it's still a wild question.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't think that question is wild. I don't think that's a wild question.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's not that wild. It might have been in Sacramento.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

Is it possible?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And I only bought up Sacramento because that's the Lakers rival forever. Boom.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know, and it's California, low key w Sacramento. Like, that's a different level of fandom. But if you throw in girls with HIV at the superstar from the Lakers. That's a different level of competitiveness. That's ugly. It shouldn't be like that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Salute to Magic, man. Magic is. He's the goat. Thriving Magic is the goat. Oh, I want to go back to this mathematical equation because I had it wrong. It was 10 a day, okay? Wilt Chamberlain famously claimed in his 1991 book of youf from above that he slept with 20,000 women during his lifetime. While he defended the. While he what? Oh, defended the number. At the time, most peers, friends, and critics deemed the figure a massive exaggeration or a publicity stunt designed to build his larger life Persona. Mathematical improbability. To reach 20,000 in about 3,740 years of adulthood, Chamberlain would have needed to sleep with roughly 1.2 to 1.4 different women every single day. Context of the claim. The statement was made during the 60s 70s sexual revolution. And while some, like his friend Rod Rodewig, suggested he maintained a high pace, most found the total implausible. Later reflection. In a 1999 interview shortly before his death, Chamberlain appeared to downplay the number, stating that having one woman a thousand different times was more satisfying than a thousand different ladies. Okay, he lied. He lied. Jerry west said teammates like Jerry west did not believe the number. And others noted that no children. Go back to that, Chris. It said no children are. Major scandals resulted from this alleged immense volume of partners. Yeah, he didn't know. 20,000 women, no kids, no STD. Come on, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, we don't know he didn't have an std.

[Chris]

He didn't say all that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That is true.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, he died at 60.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That is true.

[Heather]

That is true.

[Andrew Schultz]

So he got something.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

20,000. I just don't believe that, bro. 20,000 is a lot of women, bro. A woman a day for 30 years.

[Andrew Schultz]

Also, it's a very round number.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You hate.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's a round number.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's when you know somebody lying.

[Andrew Schultz]

Exactly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Whenever somebody says a round number, they lie.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like an exact number. No, no. If you're like, yo, thousand. If you says thousands, you go, okay, yeah, I believe that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't even believe thousands. I believe for somebody like what was in the hundreds, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Now you, you, you in different cities

[Charlamagne Tha God]

every night, 365 days in a year. Even if you cracking, you know, two, three different ones a week, you only getting up to, like, 900. Yeah, but who said, no, not even 900. It's only 52 weeks in a year.

[Chris]

But who says he's only bringing home one Girl, like, what if he's having orgy?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's too much.

[Chris]

I don't mean that counts.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You're not having orgies and dropping 100. Yo, shout out to Juvenile. He got a new song on his album called I just want to fuck something and doze off. You know what I'm saying? Making real age appropriate music for us. Born in the 1900s and 70s, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, okay, shout out Juvie, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Juvie got a song. I just want to fuck something and doze off. Juvie's a married man. He's 50 years old, okay? He talking about just being at the house, you know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

In his goodness.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Something. Doze off. That's it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Take a little nyquil afterwards.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Y' all don't even. Y' all don't even get it. Y' all don't understand life yet. Yo, wait till you get our age. Wait till you get our age and you just want to go home and something. Oh, this is it. It's out. I know this was out. Clothes off.

[Andrew Schultz]

Take my clothes off. Take my clothes off.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Playing with Juvenile. Y' all be so disrespectful with Juvenile. Juvenile, one of the best lyricists ever. You hear me? Juvenile gets busy. Something.

[Andrew Schultz]

Doze off I like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I'm saying? That's our life. That's our life, bro. That's our life. We grown, we adults with kids, we something and doze off, you know what I'm saying? Both sides. Both sides. Both sides.

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schultz]

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[Andrew Schultz]

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[Andrew Schultz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

What else we got, man? New Trump statue. There's a new Trump statue. What's the new Trump statue? Is this real?

[Guest]

If you are walking on the National Mall today, you will see this image. It is a statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein as Jack and Rose from the Titanic. And there is a plaque here that says the king of the world. The tragic love story between Jack and Rose was built on luxurious travel, raucous parties, and secret nude sketches. This monument honors the bond between between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. Friendship seemingly built on luxurious travel, raucous parties and secret nude sketches. It's said that this guerrilla art, if you will, is done by a group called the Secret Handshake. What's interesting is it's in the shadow of the Labor Department where there is a huge banner of President Trump. Not the only one. There's also one at the Justice Department. There's also a banner here that says make America safe again. And there is the incident of the Secret Handshake. President Trump has denied any and all wrongdoing.

[Andrew Schultz]

What an amazing.

[Guest]

In his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. So what an amazing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

In Washington, D.C. i know that we spending a billion dollars a day on that Iran war.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, of Course, that's horrible. What I'm saying, what I'm saying is that, like, that you can even do this, that you can humiliate, mock your leaders. This doesn't exist everywhere.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, give it a minute, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, it might change. That was a pretty effective one. Give it a minute.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Give it a minute. Give it a minute. Man. Salute to Mark Green. Mark Green is a person that I follow on Instagram. He's an activist, but he also has a. He has this thing called remaking manhood. So he just talks about, like, healthy masculinity, but he has some of the best insights to the war and everything that's going on. He said this the other day. Listen to this.

[Mark Green]

Donald Trump is hiding the True Number of U.S. service member casualties in his war in Iran. The devastation that has rained down on a multitude of US Bases makes it simply impossible that the number of casualties are at the currently announced number seven. This means Donald Trump is either hiding the number of casualties or worse, his people are hiding the casualties from him. Tucker Carlson recently stated, and I'm not in the habit of quoting Tucker Carlson, but he recently said that he believes Trump is being shown polling that indicates that 90% of Americans support the war. We know this is untrue. Recent Reuter polling shows that one in four Americans support the war in Iran. As for this casualty number question, there is no issue. I would more love to be proven wrong on than this. So maybe I'll get lucky and maybe I'll be entirely wrong.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I like Mark Green. Man, this is very digestible. And he's, he's so.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's claiming that they're lying about the number of American service members that have died in the war.

[Chris]

That's what Tucker said.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Tucker Carlson said that too.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't these people have families that would speak out or. The families haven't been told yet.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, they probably haven't been told yet.

[Andrew Schultz]

I see. Okay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because, I mean, yesterday they said that it was, what, 143 people, U.S. soldiers who got injured. I think I saw that number yesterday. What was that number yesterday? Did you see that, Chris? They say 143 people got injured. I believe they said a lot of

[Heather]

return to duty, for whatever that's worth.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, the ones that got injured, a lot of them have returned to duty. I mean, it would just make sense. When you think about the number of missiles that are falling on US Military bases, it, bro, like if there's only seven casualties, that's incredible.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right? Right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know that, that, that's incredible. If, if that's the case, but I just don't believe anything I'm hearing right now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, we. Like he said he would like to be wrong. We're not saying that. More Americans died. Tragic. Seven act, of course.

[Chris]

140 troops wounded, eight severely injured and seven confirmed kills.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is what I find so interesting. I forgot this guy's name, but I was. I like watching the foreign news, but he was talking about. I like watching everybody who predicted exactly what Donald Trump was going to do a week ago.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who is this Professor Jane?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, this ain't Jane.

[Andrew Schultz]

That guy's everywhere.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Chris don't believe him. Whenever I like a Chinese person. Chris don't like him, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

Tell me. Tell me, Chris.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Chris is like. I don't think he a professor.

[Heather]

I fuck with him. But I did some research. He's. He's not a actual professor. A B, depending on who you listen to. Some people claim he's a spy for China.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, he lives in Beijing.

[Heather]

I think he lives in Toronto.

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why you gotta be a professor? Dr. Drake's not a doctor.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think he was like. He spent a lot of time in Toronto, but now he's currently in Beijing.

[Heather]

So then the other side is claiming that he's like a double agent and is actually working for the West. So there's also living in Beijing.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's making it hot, though. He's doing the Timmy Chalamet thing. Too many podcasts.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Does it matter if he's a professor? If he's been right?

[Heather]

I. I generally agree with his analysis.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

His predictions have been right, Chris. That's what matters.

[Andrew Schultz]

Alex Jones, too.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who's this guy, Chris? Alex was right. Listen.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hey, bro, yo, he's right, like, like

[Chris]

5% of the time.

[Heather]

Broken clock can be right twice a day, man.

[Chris]

But that Asian guy, he's right a lot more often than he's been right

[Charlamagne Tha God]

twice that we know of. I've only heard the two. He predicted Trump was going to win.

[Andrew Schultz]

He said Vance would be the vp.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He said Vance would be the VP

[Andrew Schultz]

and that we would go to a run.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I ran. I mean, those are big ones.

[Andrew Schultz]

Those are big.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Those are big ones, bro. You hit those.

[Andrew Schultz]

You.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You hit. This was a good one. Listen, what's this guy name? What's this dude name? Chris.

[Andrew Schultz]

Chris. You don't like the Asian guy?

[Heather]

I fuck with him. I'm just. I don't know about his credentials.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This guy was willing to bet. Listen to what he said.

[Kyle Walker]

Well, you know, back to your point about betraying the Iranian people, I have a theory on how this ends, and I'm willing to make a small bet

[Andrew Schultz]

on it,

[Kyle Walker]

the next couple of weeks, you're going to see oil go across 100, in fact, may happen today, $100 a barrel. That is going to translate into very high prices at the pump for the American consumer, God forbid. But there's some chance we're going to see additional loss of life in our service members in the region. You know, projections for the economic growth are going to go down because that happens when you can't get oil. And at some point in three, four or five weeks, the President is going to realize, and he's going to look at the numbers and he's going to say, this is really not tenable, and he's going to declare victory and walk away. And what he's going to say is, look, we had a couple of objectives. We said we're going to get rid of the Navy. The Navy's at the bottom of the Persian Gulf. We're going to get rid of the missile launchers. That's a little harder. They got rid of a lot of them, but we did that. Oh, and by the way, we set back the nuclear program that six months ago, I told you, was obliterated, but now it's set back, back anyway. And he's going to say, you know, our great patriotic now we're going to make Iran great again, and he's going to declare victory and walk away. And maybe the attention of the American public will fade. But what will have been achieved is that you will have replaced a very bad supreme leader, killed him, replaced him with his son, who is more radical than he is, and by the way, committed. Committed to the, the, the creation of a nuclear weapon. You will have a wounded animal of a vicious regime. And if there's one thing more dangerous than an animal, it's a wounded animal. And you will have stirred that, if I can continue to use too many metaphors, you will have kicked that hornet's nest literally adjacent to the arteries that allow for 25% of the world's energy consumption to move. So that's the scenario I see. And at the end of the day, one of the most tragic elements of that will be that the people who suffer most will be the Iranian people who briefly, because of the expectations that this president set, that briefly, briefly, briefly saw freedom, only to have it snatched away and to find themselves now under the rule of somebody who was much more vicious than his father ever was.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This was five days ago. Our president shouldn't be so predictable. Yo. I mean, the Fact that everybody can call exactly what he's going to do is unbelievable. So imagine, imagine what the people in Iran have been planning the last 20 plus years.

[Andrew Schultz]

The people in Iran.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The government in Iran.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I mean? Like, like we, like this was seven days ago and Trump has done exactly to the T. Almost what this guy has said so far.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Just, again, it just feels like this whole operation wasn't thought out. Right. Like they didn't consider what would happen if you. Who didn't allow oil to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. If you don't allow oil to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, then the price of oil skyrockets and that affects the price of everything. And you can't exactly run on affordability if everything is getting more expensive.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't have time to waste, man. These fucking files keep flying. I got to stop these files from flying.

[Andrew Schultz]

And they better keep coming out. They better keep coming out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Right? You said they about to bring Pam Bondi.

[Andrew Schultz]

They should.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She not going to show up.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, does she have a choice whether or not. If you get Bill and Hillary to

[Charlamagne Tha God]

show up, that's Bill and Hillary. They. They Spam Bondies on the.

[Andrew Schultz]

Did we already talk about Bill looking at his old work, reminiscing?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, yes, we did.

[Andrew Schultz]

We did.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I saw another clip that Nancy Mays posted.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, he was flourished flirting with Nancy. He can't stop.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He literally can't stop himself. Bill cannot help himself, man. Yeah, what's up with Bill, yo?

[Andrew Schultz]

He's just not with Hillary for the first time in a decade, so he's just getting it off.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Off. You think he still don't got that

[Andrew Schultz]

many years left, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You think he still get bricked up?

[Andrew Schultz]

Who, Bill?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't think that goes away. I mean, Stephen Hawkin got breaked up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't believe you. You keep saying that, bro. That was his joystick on his wheelchair.

[Andrew Schultz]

It might have been.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You keep saying that. I don't believe it.

[Heather]

I don't.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't believe Steven Hawkins. Look at this. Look at, look at Bill play this. Play this. I didn't, I didn't. I didn't say anything for anything personal.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, you didn't, but you have a

[Charlamagne Tha God]

great tone in your voice and you're very good at. Thank you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

For that matter, you had to take a sip of coffee.

[Andrew Schultz]

The lawyer.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, bro, the lawyer. No. They probably got like a taser on Bill's ankle. The lawyer was like, yo, chill out. I'mma hit the Taser. Now. What the fuck is your problem? God damn. You see that quote, man?

[Andrew Schultz]

What is it? A lion might lose his teeth, but never his hunger. Nah, nah, nah, nah. That is. Yo, that's crazy. Who said that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They said Clinton Lowkey flirting with Nancy Mace. They call him a 90s Riz master. You see that shit? Hold on. Go see more, Chris. You see it on the right? It says Clinton Low Key flirting with Nancy Mace. 90s Riz Master. Clinton Loki flirting with Nancy Mason. A little bit here. Then this 90s rich master sat back and took that sip like, yup, old Willie still got him. Bill may be an old man, but he's still a very charming pervert. The same old horn dog. Even pushing 80 with Parkinson's. Hey, man, I remember a long time ago, I used to know this bail bondsman in Moscow, South Carolina. OG he was. He. Shit, I was in my 20s then. I don't even know if he's still alive, to be honest with you, but. But I remember he said that to me one time. He said, man, man, just say, man, just bring some women with you every now and then, man. He says, you just always come here by yourself or with one of your homeboys. Just bring a girl with you. He said, I just want to see. I just want my blood to flow. He said, I just want my blood to flow. I just want my blood. I want my blood to flow. That's what Bill want. Bill just want his blood to flow. He just want to feel alive, man. That's the most action Bill got in a long time, that deposition.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a great point.

[Chris]

How often were you going to the Bell's Box?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, when I was young, a lot. I mean, I trouble. You never read any of my books. I was troubled ute, right? I was a troubled ute.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, look at him put the hands up him. Putting the.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He hit him with the spirit fingers like. Yes, he said that tone. Bill used to call phone sex hotlines when he was younger. Anybody that cares about the tone of a woman's voice, he grew up in the area where he used to call it a phone sex hotline. Those were some of his first experiences, I'm telling you, in Arkansas. Him and his homeboy scratching the fucking cord in the kitchen, making sure nobody was home. Fucking dialing the fucking phone sex hotline number and listening to him, bro, I

[Andrew Schultz]

need to see the heart rate on that apple watch. You know that shit is like 200 beats a minute. Yo. God, this car look at this, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I wanted to interview Bill Clinton so bad, Joe.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, you can still do it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I do. I want to interview him, man. I think I did put in a request to interview him, like, a year ago. There's so much I want to talk to Bill Clinton about. Because we can't act like he wasn't a good president, guys.

[Andrew Schultz]

We liked him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was a fantastic.

[Andrew Schultz]

We did like him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was a fantastic. And both sides liked him. Okay. I mean, of course, it's all a quest for power. So, you know, he got a little head, like I'm sure all of them were doing. They had to use it against them, right? Yeah, but they knew that lion was hungry when they put him in office.

[Andrew Schultz]

They thought they could take the teeth out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You can't take the teeth out. You ever watch them Instagram clicks of pamphlet, Instagram clips of Panther the dog?

[Guest]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, man. I just like to watch Panther eat. Panther's this dog, man. And they feed him, like, all of these raw meats. Like, they'll feed him, like, chicken breast and duck feet and like lamb. And that's Bill in the deposition to me. Bring Bill in the deposition and talk to Bill about his old war stories. He look like panther eating. Look at that. Oh, give me that old. You see what? You see how Panther's devouring that fucking meat right now? Look how panthers devour. No, you gotta get. When they give him a whole pan of variety, Chris. Oh, my God. Watch Panther. Panther box. Look at him, he's drooling. Cause he don't fucking eat until his owner says go. So he's drooling.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bill don't have an owner, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Put Bill in a deposition with nothing but women deposing him. He couldn't handle it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You think he folds?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He fold. Fold.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What else we got, Chris? What else we got, man? What else happened this week? Who else we got?

[Andrew Schultz]

Saw the guys that threw the little bombs in New York.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I did, man. How you feel about that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, I don't like people throwing bombs in the city.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. I don't understand how he got so

[Andrew Schultz]

close and he's not even from New York. Oh, they were from. They were from Philly or Pennsylvania or something.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I saw him say he was trying to. He wanted to have something as big as the Boston Massacre or some like that. Yeah. The bomb he created was some shit that is supposed to. Soon as you throw and it hits the ground, it's supposed to detonate. But for whatever reason, it didn't detonate.

[Andrew Schultz]

Thank God.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'd be Wondering about people like that.

[Heather]

I'm not gonna lie.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Tell me. I think we gotta be very, very careful of false flag events over the next. We're really, really up until the midterms.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, you're saying that like break that down. Cause somebody wants a false flag.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

A false flag is when there's like. Well, let's look up the actual definition. Let's look. I don't wanna just say, you know, my Charlemagne tha God definition. But a false flag is a covert operation, attack or incident orchestrated by a government, corporation or group designed to look like it was committed by another party. Uses a deceptive tactic to justify war retaliation, or in cybersecurity to mislead investigators. False flags manipulate public opinion by blaming an enemy. So I'm always leery when things are too on the no knows, you know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

But they still did it, right? Like these kids still did it. So what you have to.

[Heather]

What's an example of a false flag that we know in retrospect was a false flag is the Gulf of. That's a false. That'd be like a classic false flag.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, the Gulp of Tonkin incident never happened. Right? Like, no.

[Heather]

Well, actually, I don't know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think that's the question.

[Andrew Schultz]

Or it was like a mistake and then. But maybe a better.

[Heather]

Okay, so they have Gulf of Tonkin,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

German invasion of Poland. Yeah.

[Heather]

I mean there's also.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The Gulf of Tonkin is one. Yep.

[Heather]

It's the Reichstag.

[Andrew Schultz]

I believe some people think that 911 was a false flag.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Right.

[Heather]

People think Sandy Hook was a false flag. So there are like more outrageous versions of that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I can't go with those.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is the tricky thing about these things.

[Heather]

Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's like, like it's. It's very hard to just prove, oh, this was 100. A false flag.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Because you don't want to. You don't want. The idea is that you don't want to diminish people's deaths. Right. Because people still died. So what's false about there's nothing flag.

[Andrew Schultz]

These were actual, you know, people made explosives, these kid made explosives. They should be punished to the high extent of the law. Absolutely. New Yorkers lives in danger and like it's horrendous. The question is, you think that it like gains too much support because the idea of the false flag is it's used to gain support in the host country for some sort of military action.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because the protest that they were at was an protest for what, Iran?

[Heather]

No, it was that kid.

[Andrew Schultz]

Anti Muslim we don't even say his name, I think.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Oh, so it was an anti Muslim.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, somebody told me it was a provocateur.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's an. It was an anti Muslim protest. Guy's provocateur. And then.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So the guys are known provocateur. Whoever the person is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, and then there was a counter protest.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

These guys report. Now, what I would say is that if you are trying to counter the stereotypes that this guy is, you know, the original guy's protesting, you might not want to do it by living up to them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. You don't run up with a bomb and say Allah Akbar.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Like, if this guy. If this guy's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I mean. Because now I'm really thinking it's. You know what I'm saying? Like, this is the exact. I didn't know that this is the

[Andrew Schultz]

exact thing this guy wanted. Right. Like, if it's a peaceful demonstration and a peaceful counter protest, then he looks like a complete asshole if he's there going, oh, Muslims are dangerous. This, that, the other. And then two Muslim kids come in and throw bombs. All of a sudden, he doesn't look like a piece of shit asshole.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You conveniently have two kids run up and say Allah Akbar. And a bomb gets thrown and the bomb just doesn't go up. But they.

[Andrew Schultz]

These kids are locked up, and they are.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And they said the bomb is real. My guys. My guys that, you know, do security in the city, they were like, everything that that was needed to make. They even told me the name of what the bomb was. I can't remember. But everything that was needed, all the chemicals was definitely in the bomb. I'm just saying it's very convenient is all I'm saying. You know what I mean? But maybe that's the way things are. Shit. We got people predicting what the president gonna do. Seven days. Seven days.

[Andrew Schultz]

So that's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Maybe people are that predictable.

[Andrew Schultz]

So that's the question. Like, is it possible? Like, can these people be radicalized? Right. And if they can be radicalized through the Internet to do these things. Things. Given the nature of this war and given the nature of what's going on in the world, should we be concerned about more of these things happening?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't think these kids were immigrants. I think they were born and raised in Pennsylvania, if I'm not mistaken.

[Heather]

Probably look that up outside of Philly.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, well, we should look up if they are. So it's just like, if this is.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Stop real quick. This is why. Scroll back up scroll back down, Chris. This is why it's so dangerous. Two teenagers inspired by ice. Those are the people who usually get radicalized in these situations because of shit like social media. You know what I mean? When you think of, like, domestic terrorists, like Dylann Roof, it's the same thing. They're on social media. They're listening to all of this content. They're listening to all these people say all of these different things about, you know, different groups. Or, you know, you got division being created between two different groups, and then shit like this happens.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This shit crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

18, bro. 18 years old. You just throw your fucking life away, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Not only throw your life away. You could have endangered, you know, fucking people. You could have killed people. It's disgusting.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And here's my thing. Why prove people right? It's an anti Muslim protest. So why would you. Because he's Muslim, right? Why would you, as a Muslim, come and prove them right? This is America. People, sadly, have the. You have the right to peacefully protest

[Andrew Schultz]

and peacefully counter protest.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Exactly. And that's not how you do it. No, that's not how you do it. Like, don't prove people right. Like, you just proved a whole community of people right by doing exactly what you did. That shit is crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

He gets the. This guy, the provocateur, gets to walk around with his chest puffs going, I told y'.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schultz]

Let's do it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Ooh. The Greatest World. Pick one song in one episode of a sitcom to listen and watch every day for the rest of your life. Oh, my God. You asking some tough questions.

[Andrew Schultz]

One song, the Greatest World, and one episode of a sitcom.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The Greatest World. You asking some tough questions. My boy.

[Andrew Schultz]

One song. Ooh, that's tricky. You go,

[Charlamagne Tha God]

one song, one song. This is off the top. But I'm thinking, mary J. Blige, be Happy. Because I love that record. And, you know, whenever I get in my little moods, whenever I get in my little bouts of depression for no goddamn reason, I put that song on because it's really speaking my language. All I really want is to be happy, you know, to find that love that's mine that'll be so sweet. Even though I got mad love all around me. But it's just a record that makes me feel good. And it's historically made me feel good in one episode of a sitcom to watch every day for the rest of my life. Maybe when Will Smith's dad, that lets him down for the thousandth time. And he goes through that whole, why doesn't he love? Range of emotions. Yeah, why you don't love me, you know? And I learned to do this without him. I learned to do that without him, blah, blah, blah. But then he just breaks down and cries. So I would go back and forth. I'd listen to be happy, to make myself be happy. Then I watch that episode to be sad. And then I'll go listen to be happy again to be happy. Then I'll go watch that episode to be sad. That's kind of how I like my life. I like ups and downs, ebbs and flows.

[Andrew Schultz]

One episode, you know, of a sitcom. I don't know. I'm not a big sitcom guy. What? Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I never loved Martin.

[Andrew Schultz]

No Martin. I love.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You love Seinfeld.

[Andrew Schultz]

I never really watched Time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, you never watched.

[Andrew Schultz]

But, yeah, I'm not a huge. That's. That's tricky, man. That's tricky.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's a tricky one, man. There's so many good ones, bro. I could think of the N Word

[Andrew Schultz]

episode of Girlfriends song is tough, too. I'm gonna get tired of it. I just know me, like, it's not.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If I. Yo, Mary J. Blige, Be happy came out November 29, 1994, right? 93. 94. I'm pretty sure it was 94. November 29, 1994. I ain't never Got Tired of My Life album yet. I listen to Be Happy all the time. Like, I'm not. Why would I get tired? I could listen to that song every day. Like, why would I ever get tired of that record? Record songs are the greatest, bro. Like, there. Is there any piece of art more timeless than a song that people never, ever get? You never get tired of your favorite song. You might get tired of everything else. You never get tired of your music

[Andrew Schultz]

has the longest shelf life. For sure. Easy. Nothing's close. Nothing's no art.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nothing. No sitcom. No. Not no movie. I don't think there's nothing that got a longer shelf life than music. Bro. Bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I'm trying to think movie. I don't. I couldn't do sitcom episode. But, like, there are certain movies that I go. I just want to go through this. Interstellar was one of those where I could just watch it over and over. I think about when I'm on a flight and I gotta watch something. And I've seen pretty much everything where I'm just not interested in whatever, like foreign movies they got. What is the go to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I got a few of those.

[Andrew Schultz]

Go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Avengers. Endgame.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was about to say end game. I can just go through those range of motions.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I love. I love On a long flight. I watched both of them back in the day.

[Andrew Schultz]

Both is nice.

[Chris]

I had to pick one Endgame. Really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Probably endgame just for that. Yo, bro. The fight scene alone when Cap is. When it's almost over for Cap and Thanos is about to. Him like the bad Leo and the fucking revenant and like, he's. And the thing I love about that scene that everybody sleeps on. Cap was ready to die on his shit.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, he was ready.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cap got up and put that scrap on. Like, fuck it, man. It's gonna be me against all these motherfucking alien. And right when it's about all said and done, Cap on your left. And them circles start opening. And then the squad comes.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then all the women came and ruined it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, they definitely.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was the dumbest.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It was so silly.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just let the women come with the dudes, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, they all came during that scene, but did they tried to recreate that? They tried to do that three times in that one. There's two. There's two of those scenes in both. Both Avengers that work. That scene when the circles open up and the one that slept on is when Thor comes.

[Andrew Schultz]

I love thunder. I love that scene. That scene is incredible.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When Thor comes to Wakanda.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yup.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And lets Stormbreaker just rip through all the aliens. And then he tells the. The Bruce Banner goes, oh, y' all saw screw. Now bring me down. Oh, my God. That's just fire. And then Goodfellas. Goodfellas is another one.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, great movie.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I can watch Goodfellas all day long.

[Andrew Schultz]

Great movie.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What about Matrix one Banger. I can watch that.

[Andrew Schultz]

I can't watch it. Over and over. But banger.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I gotta go back on the Matrix. Yeah. Matrix to me slapped more when I

[Andrew Schultz]

was younger because everything is copied. It like all the action in the Matrix is kind of commonplace now in action movies, but at the time, it was mind bending.

[Chris]

First of his gone.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Training Day. I could watch Training Day all day long.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Love Training Day.

[Andrew Schultz]

I love the Martian. You know that movie?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I do know.

[Andrew Schultz]

I love the Martian.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

My girl too, man. Yeah, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, there's a Harry Potter in there for me. The last Harry Potter. I could probably watch the very last one. The very last one? Yeah. I'd rather watch both of them because, you know, they split up. The last. That one is fire. If I had to go TV show, there's some, like, episodes of Game of Thrones I could watch.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You didn't like my girl, bro?

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm b. I'm afraid of bees.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on, bro. We're not doing all that, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When Macaulay Culkin dies. When his character dies in the movie, bro. And Veda. What's her name? Veda. Veta. When Veda loses her at the funeral. Sound like a good cry, man, you know? You know what the fuck I saw, bro? Hopper, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hopper.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's the new hop.

[Andrew Schultz]

I thought you had it with some.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I couldn't even get it. It's really a movie. Listen, Hopper is n. It doesn't count

[Andrew Schultz]

if it's actually a movie. You had me, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I couldn't do it. I can't do it, bro. It's like, I can't do it. I'm trying to put the dick in the mouth. I can't do that.

[Chris]

But you actually had it, though, if you just landed behind it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's easier when you gay. Like, easier to commit to putting your dick in the man's mouth. I can't do it. Listen, Hopper, bro. Hopper. Hopper. Hopper. Hopper. Hopper is a new Disney Pixar movie. Take your daughter. How old Was your daughter? Yo2 Take her to see it. Yo, man, you gonna hate it. Cause it's about, like, climate change and shit like that. And, like, she's a real environmentalist. Like, she loves the earth so fucking much, and she's trying to stop these developers from, you know, building a highway through this. This. This. This piece of nature where her and her grandma used to come.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And like, she. It. This is so. It starts off with her in school, and she's trying to rescue all the animals out of the science class.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why am I gonna hate it? Because of the environmental.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I thought you didn't believe in climate change.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, of course I believe in climate change. I just like the way it's going to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Then you don't believe in climate change?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, I do believe things to keep

[Charlamagne Tha God]

going the way that they're going.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, not completely.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No. We needed to switch. I don't think you can reverse course anyway.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, we might be too far.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think we're too far gone.

[Andrew Schultz]

And let me tell you who is not upset at climate change this week.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who?

[Andrew Schultz]

New Yorkers.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, they outside. It's 70 degrees, baby. We outside. You know why? Because we love nature. And that's why you need to go see Hoppers. This is a movie for all nature lovers, yo. If you are a person that loves nature, love being outside, go see Hoppers. Yo, that shit made me feel so good. And I was waiting to let a teardrop.

[Andrew Schultz]

And it didn't come.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now I gotta go see it again. Cause I know there was some in there that would make. That made me want to cry.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But I slept on the movie. I'm telling you, I slept on it. It's one of those movies where, all right, it's Friday. Kids want to go to the movies. In my mind, I'm like, it's Disney Pixar, so it's probably hitting.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But also, I'm old. So on a Friday night, I'm just looking to, you know, get some good Z's in the movie theater. I like the vibes of the theater now. I've become that guy. Yeah, give me a tub of popcorn. I'm gonna sit there and eat.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm knocking out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm out. Wake me up when the movie over. But this shit had my attention from the beginning. Number one. Cause it's Disney Pixar. And then when I saw where it was going, I was like, oh, shit, the movie. Yo, Hoppers, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's the number one? And what's your number one cartoon movie?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Lion King, Easy Call.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, Lion King, Easy Call. It's not even top 10.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Easy. Stop, stop.

[Andrew Schultz]

Top 10.

[Heather]

Stop.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Lion King, Easy Call. What's better than Lion King?

[Andrew Schultz]

It's not. Wally destroys Lion King.

[Chris]

Nah, nah, nah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Coco Wale can't fucking stand back. Coco's Cocoa Fire. That's the best coco for. But you Latino, so of course you would like fucking Coco. Why the fuck wouldn't you like Coco?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, go through different.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Still an amazing movie, though. They build a wal.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hold on, hold on. Little Mermaid. Way better than life.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Mermaid Fire.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Little Mermaid Fire.

[Andrew Schultz]

Little Mermaid's Fire.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Little Mermaid Fire, bro. But nah. Nah.

[Andrew Schultz]

What else?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Lion King got too much mixed in here. Chris. We need like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Chris pulled up anime and all type of. Yeah, I hate Chris. Stars. You see? See Chris? Asian. So it starts. Engine crazy. When it comes to anime, I mean,

[Heather]

that is considered to be the best animated movie of all time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The Spirited Away.

[Heather]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Never heard of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Go like best cartoon movies.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Best cartoon movies of all time. Top 10 animated. It was right there. There you go. Akira is amazing. Oh, who framed. Yeah, you can't count. Who framed Roger.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, no, no.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We don't do it. It's too much. It's too much. Yo, Lion King beats all of this shit. Little perfect. More.

[Andrew Schultz]

Click more down there. Click more.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Ice Age. Shrek is up there.

[Heather]

Shrek's up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Shrek is up there. Shrek is up there. I'm gonna put Shrek up there. Shrek is up there. But I still got Lion King number one. Man.

[Andrew Schultz]

I feel like there was more movies

[Charlamagne Tha God]

than this growing up, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, what about Toy Story? Like, come on. What are we even talking about?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Another one coming, bro. I know, but he's bald now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Stop it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Fucking Woody is bald in Toy Story 5. It's a part of the plot in the trailer.

[Andrew Schultz]

Stop it.

[Chris]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Toy Woody is bald in fucking Toy Story.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you guys think about Zootopia?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Never seen. Seen it inside out. Fire on one end too.

[Andrew Schultz]

I didn't really like inside.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It was fire, man. Best way to teach kids about mental health. Frozen Slaps. Slaps. Best soundtrack by far. Okay. Super Mario Brothers movie Fire. Oh, Incredibles.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on now. Stop.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Incredibles is up there.

[Andrew Schultz]

Credibles is incredible.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Incredibles top three.

[Andrew Schultz]

Despicable me goes crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Toy Story was cool. I like the new Toy Story. Trailer is dope because it's them having to deal with the new technology.

[Andrew Schultz]

Finding Nemo.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Trash. Trash. It's a fucking show about fishing. The Lion King. Oh, that's. That's about box office, though. Lion King number one, bro. Lion King slaps. Okay. They can't fuck with Simba, yo. Okay, what else we got? Let's do some more. Afternoon.

[Andrew Schultz]

They couldn't even make a sequel of it. They made mad sequels in Lion King that slapped. Like, none of y' all watched another Lion King.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, I did. I watched them all. And I've been to seeing the Broadway plays. I love Lion King. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Broadway play of Lion King is phenomenal.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Da Vinci says, would you rather have to pee out your butt and poop out your piece or have a beef with 50 shit. God damn. See y'.

[Andrew Schultz]

All.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Y' all asking the tough questions. D. Would you rather have to pee out your butt and poop out your piece or have a beef with 50?

[Andrew Schultz]

Poop out your piece is rough. Yeah, I think I could easily pee and poop out my butt. Kind of like how girls do it. I don't think I could. I don't think I could poop out of my penis.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What kind of poop we talking about?

[Andrew Schultz]

It would come out like Play doh Spaghetti.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That shit might be kind of fire, though, when you think about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, Charlotte, the smell. The smell.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, but think about this, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Nobody sucking, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When you really gotta do a number two, like when you really got a. You know what I'm saying? You on your toilet and you got your feet up on your. You know what's that called? No, not the bidet. Squatty potty. You know what I'm saying? When you got your feet up on the squatty potty and you letting that go. Yeah, that feels good as a. And we already know when things come out your dick, it feels good whether it's a nice pee or, you know, a nut. So think about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're doing a thing right now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If our body, because our God, would make our bodies designed to be able to out our dicks.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're not getting. You're not getting sucked on anymore.

[Heather]

But you would have that person in South Carolina. Think about that. What happened to that you described earlier, who you found sitting in the urinal?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, no. God damn.

[Heather]

Fixes that right away.

[Andrew Schultz]

They might have taken the ultimatum.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

They might. Back in the day, they might have been a time traveler.

[Andrew Schultz]

Did you see Ja Rule?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What you mean that I see Ja Rule?

[Andrew Schultz]

Maybe he chose that instead of.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn, that's a tough one, bro. I can't even front. You got me on that, yo. You know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, let's do one more.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If you could give one thing to your younger self, what item or tech would you have loved? Wow. No, I wouldn't do nothing. I wouldn't do nothing. Cause I wouldn't want to fuck up anything in the future, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

The timelines.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

One. One little thing like that can up a whole.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, then how about wisdom? Not. Not an item.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, I got plenty of that. But, you know, that's interesting, right? That's interesting that you say that because, you know, they're talking about items are tech. But if you just actually listen to older people, older people are giving you the wisdom from the future. That's why I tell my kids, I tell everybody young that all the time. I tell my kids that. I tell people younger than me that if you just listen to the people that came before you, they will tell you all of the pitfalls and the mistakes to avoid.

[Andrew Schultz]

Every time I talk to people with kids whose kids are older, they say the same thing. They go, it goes fast. And that always resonates with me when there's a moment where I'm tired, I don't want to get up and chase my daughter or something. I just go, it goes fast. Because I know five years from now, seven years from now, I'll probably do anything to run around with her and jump on a trampoline when she's a teenager, she's locked in her room or hanging out with her friends. I pay any amount of money to chase her around the house and just throw play DOH everywhere. So that. That is a piece of wisdom that I'm grateful that many people have told me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let me tell you something. There's nothing sadder than the state I'm in right now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, tell me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cause my daughter's 17, she's going away to college this fall. And every day I think to myself, Cause, you know, what was that statistic that you're gonna. You spend 70% or 80% the most time you spend with 12 years old

[Andrew Schultz]

or something like that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, but I think. No, I think it was before 17 or 18. Cause they. Then they go off to live their own life. And I'm just like, yo, she bout to go off to college and like, you know, be on her own and doing her own thing. And I'm just like, I'm very sad about that. And I say that to her, but she thinks I'm joking.

[Heather]

But you've got more behind her.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes.

[Heather]

My. My youngest is a junior, so my youngest will be in college. And I'm. It hit me in the middle of the night the other night where I

[Charlamagne Tha God]

was like, yep, y' all about to be in the house by yourself.

[Heather]

Kids are gone.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Gone, yo.

[Heather]

And I was like, did you feel

[Charlamagne Tha God]

like that, Chris, when your oldest went off the. Was going off to college? Yeah.

[Heather]

I mean, I saw this quote from God. I forget the. The actor who plays Better Call Saul. Yeah, that guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Heather]

Where he said, basically, cherish the time you have with your kids in the house because it's the one time in your life, and I agree with this, where you know what your purpose is, you know what your job is. Every day, day in. And I'm taking care of these Kids. And when that gets taken away and I. I'm starting to sense it coming.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Heather]

I'm like, fuck, this is who I've been for 20 years, and I love it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And it's the biggest mind fuck because on one end, you're very happy. You like, yo, I did a great job. I raised.

[Heather]

This is what's supposed to happen.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is what's supposed to happen. It'd be a problem if it wasn't happening. That's right. I raised this young being to be a respectable human who has manners, who treats people right. I love that about her. And she's going off to college. I did everything right. But then on the flip side, you like. Like, I have no control over. I mean, you never really have control anyway, but now you definitely have no control over anything that happens, you know, in. In. In. In her life from here on out. So.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Heather]

That phone makes it easier. I will say that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, who makes it easier?

[Andrew Schultz]

The phone?

[Heather]

Just the tech.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Heather]

You know, I didn't talk to my parents once I went to college. You know, I saw them. You know, my daughter called me yesterday. We FaceTimed for 10 minutes. You feel more of a connection than you would have.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Heather]

In the past.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You just. I mean, you just hope that you instilled all of the right shit in her. You feel like you did. Right?

[Heather]

Yeah. And then you have these moments where you're like, oh, shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know, man. Fuck. Yeah, you're right. I think that's the. I think that's the show. It's like, you really gotta take time with your kids. Yo. I had another moment this weekend. I felt a shift on Saturday. I don't know if anybody else felt like this. It was last Saturday. I went to go see Heathers. You ever seen Heathers? Off Broadway. I went to go see Heathers, right? And I'm sitting in the theater. It's me, my wife, and my oldest daughter, because she wanted to see it. And I just felt like something shift. I don't know what it was. And everybody was saying, oh, you know, Mercury's in retrograde. I'm like, okay, I didn't know that. And then it was like, maybe it was the hour moving forward. I'm like, no, I felt this Saturday evening, but I felt the. This shift. And the shift had me in a. A. A mild state of depression for, like, 48 hours. And that night, all I kept thinking about was my mortality. For some reason, it was just so wild. You felt something, you felt that. I just kept thinking about, like, what if this is my last night on Earth? What if this is the last night I sleep in my bed? What if this the last time I see my wife? I don't know why. Like, my mind. And it wasn't even. Like, I wasn't even scared of the thought. It wasn't like it was something that was scaring me or it wasn't. I wasn't having an anxiety attack. It was just.

[Andrew Schultz]

You were in the President's presence. You're in the presence of your mortality.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

For what? I don't know why. I. I don't know what made. It was just. I felt it. I felt the shift Saturday night. Same, too.

[Chris]

Around the same time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You felt that, too?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Really?

[Chris]

That's scary that you said that just

[Andrew Schultz]

now, but it does. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it's like mumbling.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You felt that, too?

[Andrew Schultz]

Not. I don't know if I feel, but there is mumbo. I don't want to call it, like, mumbo jumbo, because it does sound silly to even talk about, but, like, my wife and I were watching the I Ladies and it was like this kind of, like, weird. Yeah.

[Mark Green]

I don't know.

[Heather]

There's something happening right now. I can't put my finger on it, but there's a pessimism about the future.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah.

[Heather]

That I've never. I'm not even just talking about me personally. I'm talking collectively.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Collectively.

[Heather]

I've never felt people collectively, this pessimistic about the future. And that's like a very heavy thing if a lot of people.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Heather]

Feel that way. And it seemed I had a moment where I remember. I kind of like, flashback to the 80s for some reason. I remember going to record stores and digging through new records and feeling, like, just so excited about what was about to happen. Right. Like, the sense of. Part of. That's the age. You're a teenager, you feel you're on the verge of something. But I was like, like, damn. I don't know anybody who's, like, gung ho about the future right now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. I don't even know if it was me being pessimistic about the future. It was just something that, honestly, it made me be more present in the moment, maybe to that point. Maybe because I'm like, I don't know what the future holds. So maybe now is the time for us to be really present in the moment. That's literally what. Now that I think about it, that's where I felt. I felt like. Like, yo, what the fuck just happened? I literally was sat in the theater. I was just like, yo, what the fuck just happened? Like, I drank some water. Cause I didn't feel delirious or anything. It was just like I felt something just change all around me. I started looking around at people and just making sure I was in the right timeline. And, like, on the ride home, I just kept thinking, like, yo, I just want to get home. Then we got home, we laid in the bed and watched a movie. And then I just spent the whole rest of the night just thinking about, what if this is my last night on this planet? Like, literally. It was the strangest thing. And then when I got to work the next day, I said this on the air. And it was mad people calling in saying they felt the same exact thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you think it was?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I have no idea. It's scary. I don't know if it's scary. I think that.

[Chris]

No, but it's just crazy how, like, it's energy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Energy is real. I think it's actually maybe cool that all of us are on the same energetic wave. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. You know what I mean? I didn't feel. I did feel like. I did feel like something was happening. I don't want to say I felt like something was going to happen. I feel like something is happening. I just don't know what that happening is. I have no idea. I don't know.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, we hope it's good.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It will be. And if not, what can we do about it?

[Andrew Schultz]

That's true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

That is true.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You just gotta relax and, you know, let life do to you what the bear did to Leonardo. The Capricorn ain't no. You know, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.

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