The 100 Billion Dollar Clap

Summary

The Brilliant Idiots – "The 100 Billion Dollar Clap"

Release Date: February 6, 2026
Hosts: Charlamagne Tha God & Andrew Schulz

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode is a wide-ranging, unfiltered exploration of the week’s hottest current events with Charlamagne and Andrew’s trademark humor and off-the-cuff banter. With both idiotic and insightful moments, they dive deep into the chaos around the Epstein files release, elite scandals, the power of misinformation, American politics, masculinity and relationships, hygiene, and even heavyweight boxing, creating a blend of news commentary, personal anecdotes, and satire.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Parenthood & The Passage of Time

• Schulz reflects on his daughter turning two, observing how parenthood fast-forwards life’s perspective.
  • Stamp: [01:44–04:48]
• The guys reminisce about kids’ birthday party venues, from McDonald’s to Sky Zone and laser tag, noting how childhood celebrations have changed.
  • Notable moment: “As an adult, you start thinking, ‘Is it weird to have a birthday at McDonald's?’ The answer is no. The kids just want fries, hamburgers, and a ball pit.” – Schulz [04:08]

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2. Childhood Parties & The Price of Privilege

• Schulz reminisces about how, as a kid, renting out an arcade for a birthday made a classmate seem "like a trillionaire." But unlimited access made the games less fun.
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• Conversation turns to Chuck E. Cheese, mob jokes, and the nostalgia of old birthday traditions.

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3. Rappers, Podcasts, and Crypto Riches

• Shoutout to Tony Yayo and Uncle Murda’s new podcast, “The Real Report.”
• They speculate about Murda’s legendary bitcoin investments a decade ago.
• [09:08] “Murder made so much money off bitcoin. He was one of the first rappers talking about bitcoin, like, 13 years ago.” – Charlamagne

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4. The Epstein Files, Media Chaos & Elite Scandals

a. Older Generations and STDs

• Segment leads into the rumor of Bill Gates allegedly getting an STD and seeking antibiotics from Epstein.
  • “Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, had to go to Epstein for STD medication... that’s crazy.” – Charlamagne [11:39]

b. Conspiracies—QAnon, Black Israelites, and Elite Perversion

• The hosts riff irreverently on QAnon, Black Israelites, and why the powerful get away with so much.
  • “Most of these motherfuckers are fat, five-seven dorks, and they got a billion dollars, still couldn’t get pussy… It’s shocking how successful people are still losers.” – Schulz [13:45]

c. The Cabal, Perversion, and ‘Flooding the Zone’

• Charlamagne and Schulz break down the tactic of overloading the public with salacious, unvetted allegations to create deniability for the elites.
• They parse the difference between verifiable Epstein files and wild, unsubstantiated hotline tips. “I want accusations everywhere, so none of the accusations have merit, and now we’re all fighting over shit…” – Schulz [21:55]

d. No Surprise: The Justice System’s Limits

• Both agree nothing real will change, except maybe in the public’s mind, and call for tearing down the old power regime.
  • “Nothing is going to change except for in the minds of the people… Blow all that shit up and let's rebuild something new.” – Charlamagne [27:09]

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5. Media Misinformation & Rumor Mill

• They lambast the internet culture of cherry-picking allegations and treating every tip as truth, especially when it comes to celebs.
  • “Every Drake fan page ran with that… The woman literally said… ‘I’m 300 pounds, I slept with Eminem, they drugged me, and Diddy was recording’… come on, bro.” – Charlamagne [31:46]
• Warn of orchestrated bot-driven misinformation targeting public figures for personal or political reasons.
  • “You’ll see who’s getting paid, and you’ll see who’s paying them. All of this shit gonna come out.” – Charlamagne [33:25]

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6. How the Powerful Normalize the Unthinkable

• Discusses how people convince themselves it’s OK to associate with predators if everyone else does, using Woody Allen and Harvey Weinstein as prime examples.
  • “Proximity to other people makes you radioactive or not.” – Schulz [39:19]

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7. Blackmail, Compromising Situations, and Digital Paranoia

• Hosts talk about how traveling (especially to Russia) means operating under the assumption everything is being recorded for potential blackmail, a lesson the “elites” with Epstein ignored.
• “I move around this planet like every single thing I'm saying... is being documented.” – Charlamagne [47:20]

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8. Masculinity, Relationships & Cam Newton's Viral Comments

• The group breaks down Cam Newton’s controversial claim that men and women can’t be just friends if attraction is possible.
  • Cam’s take: "I know me. If I’m around a woman long enough, I’m going to find something good in her that attracts me... I just told you, I don't have no attractive woman that I'm cool with that I do not have plans on stabbing." – Cam Newton (clip played) [73:09]
• Charlamagne and Andrew dissect the psychology behind such views, linking it to athletes’ paranoia and self-defense given their public stature.

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9. Boxing Review: Big Baby, Fight Night, and Hair Units

• Animated breakdown of Big Baby’s recent fight and infamous “hairpiece incident.”
  • “He got hit with a clean shot, hair flies off... I’m like, did he hit him so hard his hair just moved?!” – Charlamagne [53:03]
• Praise for up-and-coming boxers Keyshawn Davis and Shakur Stevenson.
• Play-by-play of fight strategy, defensive mastery, and the need for engaging fighters in boxing.

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10. Hygiene, Bidets, and ‘Ass-Eating’

• Laughter-filled segment on waxing, bidets, and getting your ass eaten, inspired by NLE Choppa’s viral comments.
  • “If you’re just getting your ass eaten as a singular act… you a wild boy.” – Schulz [85:03]
  • “That hole is like this. If that motherfucker farting and ain’t no sound, that means this nigga's hole is this fucking big.” – Charlamagne [90:15]

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11. Trump, the Media & The $100B Deal

a. Trump’s Reaction to Grammy Jokes

• Trump threatens to sue Trevor Noah over a Grammys joke about Epstein’s island, sparking debate about comedy, free speech, and satire’s legal protections.
  • “I have never been to Epstein island nor anywhere close… I’ll be sending my lawyers to sue this poor, pathetic, talentless dope of an MC…” – Trump (reading post) [94:56]

b. Buying Influence in the Trump Era

• Charlamagne and Schulz discuss Melania Trump’s underwhelming documentary box office (“$7 million from a $70 million budget”) and how Amazon and other media ostensibly waste money to stay in the administration’s good graces.
  • “$70M for the access it gives you… That might be $700 million worth of business.” – Schulz [114:58]
  • Rolling Stone’s cheerleading coverage and the media’s transactional relationship with those in power sparks outrage.

c. Political Accountability: Is There a Price for Peace?

• Run a thought experiment: What sum would it take for Trump to walk away peacefully?
  • “200 billion? That’s low. He’s already got 1.5 [billion]… He might go for the Trilly (trillion).” – Chris [112:06]

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12. Audience Q&A and Light-hearted Endings

• Debates over Dick Segments (“can we have more”), gayness (Miles vs. Alex), and would you rather “penis-sized nipples or nipple-sized penis?”
• Parenting reflections: "The best part of being a teenager is being a teenager. The worst part is that it's so short." – Charlamagne [126:31]
• What money would make them quit comedy? Neither would quit creative work for any sum, unless it gave them freedom and fulfillment, not just riches.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Power and Scandal

• "Most of these motherfuckers are fat, five-seven dorks, and they got a billion dollars, still couldn’t get pussy… It’s shocking how successful people are still losers.” – Schulz [13:45]
• “Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, had to go to Epstein for STD medication… that’s crazy.” – Charlamagne [11:39]

On Misinformation Culture

• “I want accusations everywhere, so none… have merit, and now we're all fighting over shit…” – Schulz [21:55]
• “Every Drake fan page ran with that… That was clear bullshit.” – Charlamagne [31:46]

On Machismo & Friendship

• “If I'm around a woman long enough, I'm going to find something good in her that attracts me... I'm not about to have her around playing like I don't think that she's attractive.” – Cam Newton (discussed) [73:09]
• “Your best relationships will come from platonic relationships with women.” – Charlamagne [79:45]

On Comedy & Free Speech

• “Since when do jokes have to be factual?... There has to be some sort of protection where, like, this is art.” – Schulz [95:24]

On Doing It For the Love

• “When you love what you do, there's really no number somebody can give you to walk away from what you love.” – Charlamagne [136:17]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Parenthood Reflections & Parties: 01:44–04:48
• Crypto & Rapper Wealth: 09:08–09:39
• Bill Gates & The "STD" Allegation: 10:39–12:00
• Epstein Files, Misinformation Strategies: 13:45–22:08
• Media Manipulation & “Flooding the Zone”: 21:55–27:09
• Masculinity / Cam Newton Debate: 73:09–80:51
• Boxing Talk—Big Baby, Keyshawn Davis: 51:30–62:44
• Toothbrush/Athlete Hygiene, Waxing Segment: 85:03–90:15
• Trump vs. Comedy, Grammy Joke Lawsuit: 94:56–96:42
• Transactional Media, Melania Documentary: 114:44–118:15
• If They'd Quit All for Money: 133:32–139:45

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode is a wild, free-associative rollercoaster—hilarious, irreverent, and at times incisively critical. The tone stays “brilliant idiot,” fusing sharp social commentary with outrageous jokes. Charlamagne and Schulz, never above a dirty punchline, are as ready to dissect media corruption as they are to riff about waxing or eating ass.
Perfect for listeners who want to both laugh and get a chaotic yet insightful tour through culture, media, and the madness of the present.

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Transcript

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

Yep. Charlamagne. Tha God. Andrew Schultz, the Art of Brilliant Idiots podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness, baby. Sir. Bam. Bam. Bam.

[A]

Bam.

[B]

Bam. Bam. How was your weekend, head of Kyle Walker?

[A]

Oh, man, it was lovely. We had a little birthday for my daughter.

[B]

Hey, hey. The big one. The big one. The is going on in the world.

[A]

I know, I know.

[B]

When did she turn two?

[A]

I know.

[B]

I guess this weekend.

[A]

Technically, she turns two tomorrow, but we had like, a birthday party for her.

[B]

I thought she was one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

God damn, boy, time flies. How'd it feel?

[A]

I mean, it's just crazy. Yeah, it's. It's just cra. It was really cool to see, like, friends show up, you know, like some. Especially if you didn't have kids. Like Alex and Alex's girl came and like Dove came, and that was really cool. And then your other friends who have kids are coming and bringing their kids. Just like in. In an instance. I felt like I just moved 20 years forward in my life. I don't know why that Something about like that birthday party. They're in a ball pit and bounce houses and doing all this kid stuff that I've seen other people do with their kids, but I've never done. And then immediately I'm like, oh, wow, this is.

[B]

And you got 16 more years of this. Oh, actually you got. I hope I got a whole bunch of more years with 16 more years to like do it. Big, big.

[A]

She understood it was her birthday and it was like so cool to see her feel like, feel happy that people were like excited for her and to like try to blow out candles. And she would say things like, I want a cupcake because it's my birthday party.

[B]

That's the best feeling.

[A]

It was just.

[B]

It's only going to. It gets worse from here. Cuz now she understands she going to start understanding Christmas she could have. But they don't understand when these things are.

[A]

Oh, so they're just waiting for.

[B]

So they'll be like, tomorrow for my birthday, can I get Tomorrow for Christmas, can I get like. Literally they don't even understand the difference yet.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's incredible. You took where you took them?

[A]

There was this place in. There's this mall down in like Battery park area. And it's just like a kid's place. So it has like a little ball fiddle ball pit, a little bounce house. And I think it's called the Wonder. Yeah, but people just basically rent it out for kids birthdays.

[B]

That's fire, man.

[A]

Yeah, it was why people don't rent out McDonald's something they used to back in the day.

[B]

That's enough.

[A]

Birthday parties at McDonald's all the time.

[B]

That's what I mean. Like people. McDonald's don't do rent no more, yo. Well, you know what? They got rid of a lot of the play places, the playpens and shit. That's why.

[D]

And they're better places than McDonald's.

[B]

Is it for kids? See? Stop thinking about yourself. That's your fucking problem, Taylor. You're so selfish. Stop thinking about yourself. Think about the child. Exactly. So the child, they don't care.

[A]

Okay, until we thought about this right now as adults, did any of us feel like bad about going to a birthday in the.

[B]

Absolutely not. We were hyped.

[A]

It was like, we gonna eat french fries and fire. But now as adults, we go, oh, does it look a little like whatever to have a birthday McDonald's? No, that's what they want. They want to eat french fries, hamburgers, and then play in a ball pit.

[B]

The playpen is right there.

[D]

You yeah, but now you can do that behind, like, in your backyard. Get a big ball pit.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Damn, girl. Damn. Damn.

[B]

You don't care about it. Damn. Wow.

[A]

It's like that for you.

[B]

That's for real.

[A]

It's like that for you. You got a big back for my son.

[D]

Absolutely.

[A]

Yup. You got a big back for you. Are y' all gonna come? Yep.

[B]

Shout out to Big P, man. Shout out to Big P, man. You should have left her where you found her, P. All right? Since she. See how she talking crazy to people.

[A]

Damn. It's like that, too. What type of raise we give to you?

[B]

You see what I'm saying?

[A]

She got a whole backyard.

[B]

You see what type of. You see how crazy she talking?

[A]

Now when it comes to every other episode, she. She works half as much. You probably getting twice as much.

[B]

She was at the fight this weekend. Don't do that. You went to the fight? She was at the fight.

[C]

Oh, you were there.

[B]

She was at the fight.

[A]

This is the life you live in.

[B]

Was you on the floor?

[A]

Almost.

[D]

Yeah, almost.

[B]

I was right there killing damn tail of fucking gang, man.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

You're not going to know McDonald's birthday parties anymore.

[B]

Huh? McDonald's. Fire.

[D]

There's sky Zone now. Like, there's so much fire.

[B]

Sky's on fire. Sky Zone. Fire. Sky Zone is fire. We do Sky Zone. My kids, like, going to Sky Zone all the time. Sky Zone is fire. You don't like Sky Zone?

[C]

It's like a really big place out in Jersey.

[B]

Like, really? Yeah. Like, the kids can be climbing and they jumping bounce castles all over the place.

[C]

It was cool, but it was ghettos.

[A]

How old is laser tag? How old? Until they could play laser tag. Because those birthdays were so fun. Do you remember how fun a laser tag birthday was? And all the video games, they would give each person, like, a little card so you could have a certain amount of.

[E]

Oof.

[C]

Fire.

[A]

That was the coolest birthday. There was some kid who. He rented out some shit, and it was an arcade. And they made all the games free, essentially.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I thought I was like, this kid must be a trillionaire. There's no way you could just play the same video game over and over again. And a weird thing happened when you could just keep on going. The games were a little bit more boring.

[B]

I don't remember laser tag.

[A]

Oh, really?

[C]

It might have been big up north.

[B]

I remember it, but I don't remember. Wasn't there. Wasn't there a TV show around that too?

[A]

No video game. Oh, you're so adorable. You got a. You got a gun charge before you played laser tap.

[B]

I don't remember. I do. I remember, but I don't remember.

[A]

Hysterical. You shot someone.

[B]

I didn't get a real gun. Before you played laser. Somebody shot at.

[A]

Bro. You got 200 million, bro.

[B]

You could say, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. Tell them don't sleep on Chuck E. Cheese either, you know, Don't.

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Chucky Cheese is so good.

[A]

You know how I know you got crazy money?

[B]

Do people in the mob take folks to Chuck E. Cheese? Or they don't want to be around no rats? What you think? What you think? What you think? That's a. That's a great pivot.

[A]

Yayo was asking about that 200, bro. He tried to put it on me. He's like, yeah, you and Charlotte got 200. I said, who?

[B]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[A]

I got Yale. 1 200.

[B]

Yeah, Yale.

[A]

And murder came on Yale.

[B]

Murder through flagrants.

[A]

Bro, bro, bro. Let me tell you something, bro.

[B]

Real report.

[A]

Alex will never wear nail polish again.

[B]

Who had on nail polish?

[A]

Alex had on nail polish.

[B]

Oh, I thought. I was like, I know Murder. Yayo ain't had on nail polish.

[A]

Alex will never wear nail polish.

[C]

It was just two hours of me getting roasted.

[D]

By who?

[A]

No, by Tony.

[B]

Yo. Damn. Shout out to yo. And Murder. They got the real report coming out on the Volume podcast network.

[A]

They're incredible, bro.

[B]

Nah, they.

[A]

They're incredible.

[B]

But you know what's so funny? They. It's.

[A]

They're incredible.

[B]

They've been incredible as individuals. And. And it's just funny when you find the person that you got the most chemistry with, you know what I'm saying? To be able to do what they're doing. Like, even when they was on Breathco, they was talking about having guests on the pod. I don't need y' all to have guests, bro.

[A]

He said this. He goes. He goes. I was asking him. So I was like, you guys are so cultured now. You're traveling the world. You know, there's international sensations like, who do you think has adopted the most of the refined culture? And then ye was like, oh, me, definitely. I had to teach them how to use a salad for.

[B]

They'll be sitting on murder, man. Like, for no reason. He be like, a murder ain't never stayed in no hotels like this for no reason. And then you around 50, and you, like, in the best hotels. Amani Hotel. Yeah, we in the Four Seasons. Murder ain't never been in no shit like that. Yo, you know what? I don't know if y' all talked about this.

[A]

Said he said they were in a hotel, Germany or something like that. And, like, it was them in the elevator, and some little, like, German girl, like, walked in the elevator and her family was back there. They didn't get to the elevator and they just screamed, no.

[B]

Listen. You know, Murder made so much money off bitcoin. Murder was one of the first rappers that I ever even heard talking about bitcoin. This was like, 13 years ago.

[A]

Oh, I wish I knew that.

[B]

So how much was Bitcoin? 13, 14 years ago. And when I remember, the conversation was, he was into it, and he had made a pretty penny off it back then, so I'm sure he's held on to it. That's probably worth so much now.

[A]

I hope he held on, man.

[B]

What?

[A]

Holy.

[B]

How much?

[A]

If he held on to it, he's a trillionaire.

[B]

That's crazy. That's crazy. Shout out to them the Real Report. I think that comes out on February 9th. I think it is, bro.

[A]

They're fantastic.

[B]

Fantastic, man.

[A]

They were letting Al hear it, man. I was trying to have hip hop opinions with his nails.

[B]

They called you a 90 slur did that? Nah, almost Fraggle maggot.

[A]

Not even close. They just said because at one point, Al was trying to say, like, why can't we, you know, stop the beef and get everybody together and, like, we'll have some more harmony? And then Yale just goes, this guy wants harmony in hip hop. You got glitter on your nails. You want harmony and hip hop, yo, it's incredible.

[B]

For two hours, shout out to Murder and yay, yo. Shout out to the fucking Real Report, man. I can't wait to see that. What they doing? Volume. Got some really good podcasts over there, man. Listen. Salute to everybody. 45 and up, still giving people STDs, man. The fuck is your problem? Yo, what happened? How are you 45 and up, still giving people gonorrhea. That's crazy.

[A]

Giving or getting either or.

[B]

Okay. Receiving or giving. I was thinking about that. I was in the bathroom peeing, right? I'm 47 and I'm peeing. And you know how when you've been in the car for a while and you let that shit go and it's like, oh, yeah. And I've never had an STD in my life. All praises due to God. Can you imagine being 45 and having to go to the bathroom and Battle with gonorrhea. Who.

[A]

What are we referencing right now?

[C]

Gates.

[A]

Oh, Gates allegedly got the std.

[B]

No. Oh, which one?

[C]

Bill Gates.

[B]

Really?

[A]

What are you referencing?

[B]

Tell me more.

[D]

Wait, what happened?

[B]

Wait, what happened?

[A]

You didn't see all the shit with Epstein, so what were you referencing?

[B]

How old are you? You're talking about some shit where. Like this. Where he fucked somebod. A Russian prostitute or something and got some shit. Yeah.

[C]

And then he was asking Epstein for the antibiotics that he could sneak to his wife.

[A]

Allegedly.

[C]

Allegedly. Allegedly.

[A]

Allegedly.

[B]

I want to know what Epstein didn't have. Like, he gives you the girls that give the STDs, and then he got the motherfucking cure for it right there on deck.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, had to go to Epstein for STD medication. Allegedly. It's crazy.

[A]

You can't go to the pharmacy as Bill Gates getting gonorrhea medication.

[B]

You don't have an assistant.

[A]

He's going to make his assistant have gonorrhea.

[B]

He don't have a doctor. He knows that can. Yo, bitch.

[A]

It is wild that he goes, all right, so can we just all give an apology to Qanon? Can we just give that apology that. They almost got it 100% right.

[B]

Not 100.

[A]

They got it 99.9% right.

[B]

I'll give them 40.

[A]

What?

[B]

Shit still got to unfold, bro. Like, there's a lot still unfolding.

[A]

Qanon's whole thing was that there is a global elite, a cabal of global elites that are all doing nefarious satanic rituals, having sex with underage children, doing other.

[B]

Yo, yo, I'm not giving Qanon crops for. I give the black Israelites credit. Did the black Israelites. The black Israelites been out here in these streets screaming that way before Qanon?

[A]

Let me tell you something.

[B]

What are you talking about?

[A]

If it turned out that Qanon was really just a black Israelite.

[B]

You see what I'm saying?

[C]

That would be fine.

[A]

The chef's kiss. The chef's kiss.

[B]

It was like, yo, ain't nobody listening to us in the street no more, okay? We gotta change them. We gotta change our messaging.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm telling you, black Israelites been saying all that way before Qing them. Wow.

[A]

Qanon, they just need suits. If they had. If they had a. Like, a suit and tie, we might have taken them seriously.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

It was the outfits that were so extravagant. You just can't imagine somebody like that making sense.

[B]

You want to go? Go read, read Behold the Pale Horse. Now, oh, at this age, that seems.

[A]

Like it's targeted towards Caucasian.

[B]

No, it's not. Read the read. But it's not just. It's targeted toward the elite. Read Behold the Pale Horse and you'll be like, holy shit.

[A]

Is it comforting or discomforting to know that all of the elite, regardless of their party affiliation or anything, are all involved in it? Like, every single.

[B]

Yeah. I've never been the type to. I never looked at it as, like, what people do. I just think that some people get to a certain level of status regardless of who they are, and for whatever reason, sexual perversion, sexual deviancy is at the top of this.

[A]

Can I tell you what it is? Is that most of these motherfuckers are fat, five, seven dorks, and they got a billion dollars, still couldn't get pussy. And he knew that these guys couldn't get pussy despite having all the money, all the power, and all the access. And all he does is just throw some pussy parties. And all of a sudden he's in everybody's good graces. It's shocking how successful people are still losers. Like all these scientists and intellectuals that he's current favor from, they're losers. They can't get laid. And all he does is, hey, yeah, I'll get you something. Which is not like, it's crazy how. How powerful people at their core can be just nerds.

[B]

I agree with you 100%, but I want to put on my tin foil, Pooh Shiesty mask.

[A]

Put on your tin foil, Pooh Shiesty.

[B]

Epstein had to be a time traveler, bro. Because it's one thing to have access to all the fat nerds that can't get no pussy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But to find every single one of them, he's like Captain America traveling through the time, trying to put back the Infinity Stone.

[A]

They find him.

[B]

But how do you become that? How do you become the biggest pimp to the most powerful elite people on the planet and maybe out of the planet? Maybe extraterrestrials came here and knew to hit up Epstein. Where you think that whole take me to my leadership came from? Take me to your leader. All the leaders point to Epstein. Next thing you know, Epstein hooking up the extraterrestrials with some fly ass monkeys. Boom. Now you got a whole new race of people. Y' all be thinking, bro.

[A]

Yeah, we need to be thinking, y'.

[E]

All.

[B]

We're not thinking in a thinking, bro.

[A]

Think Bill Gates got an extraterrestrial std.

[B]

Can you imagine?

[A]

I never went to the Island. I never met any women. And so, you know, the more that comes out, the more clear it'll be that although the time was a mistake, it had nothing to do with that kind of behavior. Yeah.

[B]

How you 40 now? How old is Bill? Bill was like 60 something, 70 something, right?

[A]

Allegedly.

[B]

You can't. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. All I'm saying is there comes a point in time when you too old to be getting that you too rich to be rawing.

[A]

Wow, that's the craziest part. I don't think anybody talk about that. You're the richest man in the world. You're going raw on a Russian hooker. Are you out of your fucking mind?

[B]

Do they have condoms for really powerful elite people like that? What?

[A]

What does that even mean?

[B]

Because if you can't just. If you can't go to the store or go to get a prescription for your claps or whatever it is, you definitely ain't running. Make no condom run.

[A]

But what I'm trying to understand. Oh, he probably got a vasectomy or something like that. There's no way that that somebody that is that disciplined in their life to build a business that that successful is just going to raw a Russian hookup.

[B]

Oh, he got multiple penises.

[A]

That's possible.

[B]

He's rich enough to have penises that he can screw on, screw off. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Connected to the ball.

[B]

You see what I'm saying?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. He got it.

[B]

It's a different world, bro. There's no way you that rich. And you know you can't choose what.

[D]

Type of look at Elon Musk. What are you talking about?

[A]

Yo, Elon was thirsty for that party, bro. Did you see that dm?

[B]

It was so thirsty.

[A]

It was thirsty. What's the best party night?

[B]

And that's what pissed me off.

[A]

What's the best party?

[B]

He was the main one saying shit.

[A]

Like, oh, he said, Trump is in it.

[B]

Yeah, I'm out. Trump is in it. I'll never go to the island. I've never been to the island. Never wanted to be there. He invited me and I didn't want to go. The thirst looked so real. Allegedly.

[A]

You were. Allegedly.

[B]

Allegedly.

[A]

But free you because I own Tesla stock thirst crazy. That's the shitty thing about the file drop is you're looking at like the people that control the companies that you've invested in. And you're like, listen, my kids college fund relies on this. You know what I mean?

[B]

Like, that's also the crazy Thing about the file drop that nothing's going to happen. So this legally, I mean, I think that, you know, it will discredit a lot of people moving forward. I think it'll put a stain on people moving forward. I think, you know, I want to say the Republican Party in general, but really not. I think there's just a whole level of all politicians who are gonna have a stain on them forever, by the way, which is good, because as I said last week or whatever week on this podcast, moving forward, America's gonna need something completely different.

[C]

Well.

[B]

And this is the best way to just blow it all up so everybody gets blown up.

[A]

So this is the thing which is quite, quite interesting, and I assume that this is their tactic, right. Is they're throwing so much chum in the water.

[B]

Right. What is chum in the water?

[A]

Chum in the water.

[B]

Is that something they did for fun? Yeah. Okay.

[A]

That was. It was an island activity.

[B]

Got you.

[A]

No, but they're throwing so much chum in the water. Some stuff is so insane. You're like, there's no way this is real. Some stuff is about people that you might really like, musicians you're a big fan of. And then you go, well, this is unsubstantiated. It's unverified. This is a call in from a crazy person, whatever. But what it starts, the conversation that starts is some of these things didn't happen. And they didn't happen because they're people I like. And now all of a sudden, those people who things allegedly did happen to, they can start going, whoa, whoa, whoa. You picking or choosing?

[B]

Either.

[A]

Everybody that's mentioned as guilty as we treat it before, when we only thought it was fudgeing Bill Clinton and whoever else. But now that we know it's literally every wealthy prince, every world leader, every scientist, every intellectual, every guy that owns a football team, when we know it's all of these billionaires around the world, regardless of country. Right. When you start hearing things, they have the plausible deniability to go, well, if you don't believe it about that, why would you believe it about me?

[B]

Well, I think we got.

[A]

Which I think is their goal. They're trying to create confusion.

[B]

Yeah. I don't think you're wrong. I just think that a difference. Right. Because you know, when you see something. A crisis intake report. And then I got this down. Cause I want to read it. Variety is the only person I saw do a actual forensic, like a breakdown to what the difference is between the Epstein files and these crisis intake reports. Crisis intake report, a public hotline submission. By the way, that shit is. I don't know why we don't realize how dangerous this shit is. I didn't like it when Tony Busby did it. I don't like it when even the FBI does it. Right. But a public hotline submission, anybody can call it right now and say anything. They're not backed by any court findings. Not no indictments, no confirmed evidence within the actual Epstein case files. These people aren't listed in Epstein's verified records, travel logs, or contact lists. It's just an unverified allegation that somebody left on an FBI hotline number like that shouldn't be. By the way, even if you're gonna make that a story, give me context.

[A]

Does that apply to the people that you don't like as well?

[B]

It's there, is what I'm saying.

[A]

No, what I'm saying is people.

[B]

No, it applies if it applies, is what I'm saying. Sure, sure.

[A]

What I'm saying is there are already people online taking things that are said in the Epstein latest Epstein drop and posting them as if they are fact, because they, prior to this, already didn't like those people, and they're using it to vilify those people. And what I'm saying is we're gonna start picking or choosing. Right. Like, the thing that everybody's talking about is Mamdani's mom doing an after party at Ghislaine's house for her movie review. Right. It's just like, was that in the crisis?

[B]

Was that a crisis intervention line? Or was that some.

[A]

Was that actually, no, Jeffrey Epstein's email. I think it was.

[B]

That was in the files.

[A]

It was. It was as part of his email. She was just mentioned as one of the people at the after party, right? Yes.

[E]

Well, it's more like, all right, I'm not a fan of. Or Ivanka Trump, let's say she's mentioned there. Yeah, I flush that down the toilet. You know, she's not in a room sacrificing babies any more than a. I think my.

[A]

I think my point that I'm trying to say is, like, I think most of us look at that and then go, okay, his mom went to some rich benefactors dinner.

[B]

Because this is what you have to.

[E]

Do when you make movies.

[A]

You don't have to do anything, but that's what people who do want to make movies do, etc. Right. And she's rubbing shoulders or elbows, whatever it is, with these elites, but I don't think we're looking at that and going, she's part of a child sacrificing ritual.

[B]

Depends what you want.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

But if you don't like Mandani, if.

[A]

You are a person that does like Madani, immediately going, look, his mom's an ethnophiles. She, you know, she's part of the child sacrifice. She does these things. And people are doing that. You saw people do that with Jay Z, you're seeing people do that with Mamdani. And basically what they're doing is using all these drops, right?

[E]

They're cherry picking what fits their narrative.

[A]

And I think that's what the powers that be want. They want accusations difficult for Trump. Exactly. They want accusations thrown everywhere. So none of the accusations have merit. And now we're all fighting over shit. And then they're gonna go bomb Iran.

[B]

By the way, let's take a step back before we get to Iran Friday. What happens on Friday? Don Lemon and other journalists in Minnesota get arrested. Then Trump says, hey, I'm gonna. Barack Obama needs to get arrested. All of this noise early in the morning because what came out mid afternoon, all the Epstein dumps, right? And then later on that night, it's the crisis intake stuff, Cuz the crisis intake stuff got names that can make headlines. Jay Z's the Pusha T's the Eminem's, Jamie Foxx. Right? Like Zoran Mandani's mom. All of this shit all of a sudden comes out all to just flush out the main story, which is some of the most powerful and elite people who actually run the world and who are in positions of power right now in the government are in that motherfucking file.

[E]

Well, you're missing two more.

[B]

What's up?

[E]

I mean, I thought Mehdi Hasan had a good post about this.

[B]

What did Mehdi say?

[E]

He says critical. I don't want to read the whole thing. But basically he's saying he's critical of the Democrats for not being, you know, standing up enough. But in the past 48 hours, we've seen Trump in the Epstein files. All the crazy accusations, a massive corruption story involving Trump crypto and the Emirates. Trump saying he'll use the government to pay himself a $10 million.

[B]

That was crazy.

[E]

Billion dollars at him. I mean, that's in.

[B]

No, he's going to. He's suing the irs.

[E]

How do you make sense of all this stuff? How does any of the stuff stick? It's just kind of like, that's the goal. Flood the zone.

[A]

They just want to flood us. They just want to flood us. So much information, so much misinformation. If you go on social media right now, no matter what the account is that you follow, they're posting about something, and clearly there's a person that they do not like that they're on the opposite side of the aisle from that. They are talking about being incriminated by this drop. And that's the goal. Just make it messy, have us bickering. They continue to do whatever the fuck they want to do, which is probably a war of Iran. Like, if we. If we bomb Iran this week, then we know why we got the Epstein files this week, right? Like, it's almost.

[B]

It's almost like that now.

[A]

Well, they just want to create enough chaos and confusion amongst us, amongst us regular folk. They're just going to bicker about this stuff nonstop so that they can go do their things without scrutiny or criticism.

[B]

Do you believe that? You believe the blackmail allegations? Because I thought about that too. Right. Oh, these Epstein files wouldn't be coming out if they didn't want him out, clearly.

[A]

No, no, they would because they. They passed a. They passed a law, if I'm not mistaken.

[B]

Who gives a fuck about the law when you Trump.

[A]

Well, they were a month late, so they had to eventually drop them.

[B]

Who can. Does he. You just say you don't have to do nothing.

[A]

According. According to what happened. I think. What is the name of it? You can.

[B]

Look, I know what you're talking about.

[A]

Epstein transparency apps.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I know what you. I know what you're talking about, but I have a feeling, and I've been saying this for months, said it on our Trump show months ago. Whenever those powers that be in the Republican Party or, you know, allies to the Trump administration, whenever they decide, you know what? You not moving the way we want you to move. You not doing what it is we want you to do. We're dropping this. They always got that trump card, no pun intended, in their back pocket.

[A]

But I don't understand, and I think this actually proves it is like, I think for years, or at least months, I think. Well, no, you could also say years. We. We were like, okay, so, like, the Biden DOJ had all these fil. And like, we never got access to any of this stuff. And now that it comes out, you go, oh, I see why. Because it incriminates everybody. Everybody.

[B]

Mutually assured destruction.

[A]

So just in the way that, like, Trump and his cronies wanted to protect everybody. So did Biden and his cronies, because they're all each other's cronies. Like it or not, we're the only ones that bicker like normal people. The only ones that bicker about Republican, Democrat, all these fucking elites, they just pretend to be one or the other. They fund both sides and they both make money on the top of it.

[B]

Yeah, they get together, small distraction. They get together and treat fucking 13 year old girls like a bushel of crabs. And they fucking break bread over these young girls. This is the reality of the situation. You see the video of fucking Epstein chasing the little girl around the room. And then there was another video of Prince Andrew and they had like a girl laid out on the floor and he was just like looking over her. I'm like, yo, what the fuck, man? Hey, man.

[A]

And bro, think about all the people that knew that they had close relationships with Epstein for years.

[B]

This is the craziest.

[A]

Like the people that we all are aware of, they knew they were in this drop. They knew that they sent tons of emails. They knew that they have deep relations. They never said anything. They would go out on their podcast, they go out on their, you know, whatever other things they're talking about promoting in the world. And they never mentioned a thing because they never thought it was going to come out. They were so confident that it was going to be kept under wraps by the powers that be. What the fuck do you think they're feeling right now?

[B]

Well, there used to be a thing called order and global stability. Like that shit is done now.

[A]

But do you think that's good? Like, I don't think it's good that order protects people that are fraternizing with pedophile?

[B]

No, no. You're asking why. You're asking why they were sending emails all willy nilly and why they were cool with doing that. They never thought any of this stuff was going to come out.

[A]

So it's good that it came out, right?

[B]

Absolutely, 100%. But. But once again, nothing is going to change except for in the minds of the people. I don't think there'll ever be any legal ramifications to anybody. So in the minds of the people, all of this, this is just the old regime. It's the old regime of politicians, it's an old regime of people in power, all the elites. Blow all that shit up and let's rebuild something new starting from now.

[A]

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[A]

There was a guy, there was a guy who this radio guy does a podcast that he was saying that we just need to throw out the whole old guard, everybody. And I remember him saying, everybody, yo. I remember him saying that before the Epstein files dropped. I remember saying that before, before we just got all this information, incriminated all these people. It was something like, hey, we need.

[B]

To throw out the whole everything and start anew. Listen, man, start anew. You got to throw the babies out with the bath water. Because all they gonna do is put the babies on the pizza anyway. So get rid of it all. Like throw it all, the bath water, the babies, Everybody has to fucking go. I know this sounds crazy right now, but you're gonna see it in the future. And it's gonna make all the sense in the world. All of this is a necessary evil that has to happen. Because I truly believe in building and destroying, right? And to build, you have to destroy what existed. This shit don't work. And by the way, it was never sustainable. This type of evil is never sustainable. I don't care how long it lasts, I don't care how many people get rich off it. That shit does not matter. Eventually it all catches up to you. And that's what we're seeing right now.

[A]

So there is justice to it. Yet we still are cherry picking, right? We still are choosing the people whose the allegations are unsubstantiated. And the allegations probably mean something larger than there.

[B]

It depends what type of person you are. And this is what I mean by that. I don't just look at things and say, oh shit, that person's guilty. Because I want them to be guilty. I look at things and then I go do a little bit of research. Like when that story came out and it was like, Eminem's in the Epstein files, Jay Z's in the Epstein files, Pusha T's in the Epstein files. I'm like, I had to go see for myself. These are people that we grew up on. And I need to like what I had to go actually look. And then when you look and realize, oh, this is just a fucking public hotline number that anybody can call and leave any type of message.

[A]

But believe all women, Charlotte.

[B]

No, especially when it's a woman. Especially when it's a woman saying that there are 300. The woman literally said, if you read the Eminem story, she goes, my tape should be easy to find. I don't even know what year she put this, by the way. I didn't look to see what year it was. She put. My tape should be easy to find. Cause I'm £300. I slept with Eminem, they drugged me and he had sex with me. When I woke up, Diddy was recording.

[A]

That's a Lot.

[B]

Come on, bro. You know what I'm saying? You see, the story about Jay Z, the woman is like, it was Jay Z, Harvey Weinstein, Attorney General William Barr, and it was some CEO of some company in 1996. Reasonable doubt came out in 1996. Like, what are we doing? No disrespect to Pusha T. You know, I love Pusha T. What the fuck would Pusha T be doing around Harvey Weinstein in 2007? Like, what are we like in 2000? Why would Harvey Weinstein be around Pusha T in 2007? And all they said was Pusha T was a handler. That's what they said. He was a handler. What the fuck does that even mean? This shit was clear bullshit. And you can see who pushes the narratives. Every Drake fan page ran with that. Oh, how convenient. The weekend that Pusha T, you know, is nominated for Album of the Year at the Grammys and Rap Album of the Year at the Grammys, right? Like, oh, how convenient all of a sudden. And by the way, I'm gonna say something. All of this shit is gonna come out. I am not even talking about FT5. I'm talking about low vibrational hip hop shit right now. All of this shit is gonna come out and you're going to see who is behind so much of this stuff.

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

You'll see. You'll see who's getting paid, you'll see who's paying them. You'll see. All of this shit gonna come out sooner than later. I just.

[A]

What does that mean?

[C]

Hey, you gotta give more than that.

[B]

No, I don't.

[C]

Yes, you do.

[B]

I don't never gotta give more than that. I give more than that when comes out to give, okay? Because more of that always comes out to give. I just always. All I do is just give you the warnings like, boom, watch. And then everybody gonna be sitting back like, oh, all of this shit is really targeted all the time.

[A]

Are you saying that there might be a system that exists not only within hip hop, but within all forms of media where certain accounts collaborate and target other people by the use of bots. Misinformation.

[B]

And the crazy thing is it's not. I said hip hop, but it's not even just about hip hop anymore because hip hop has so much influence. A lot of it is politically driven, right? A lot of it is who people think, you know, A lot of it is who people think is on what side, right? And based on what side you're on, you will get targeted by certain individuals to hurt Your influence.

[E]

Mm. Mm.

[B]

You'll see. Just remember I said it. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. But that's the crazy thing about, you know, stories like this, because everything isn't the same. Like, the Epstein files are totally different than somebody calling a goddamn FBI hotline, leaving a fucking anonymous tip. And that's what I said. Those things are clearly distinctive if you choose to go motherfucking read past the headline on Shade Room.

[A]

Right, right.

[B]

That's all I'm saying.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Like, it's clearly distinctive.

[A]

But again, that's not what people do on the Internet.

[B]

No.

[A]

You just run with it.

[B]

No.

[A]

And then it causes real damage for people.

[B]

How the fuck did Vlad get an Epstein interview?

[A]

Nah, he didn't. He. He. I think he posts Bannon's interview.

[B]

I've never seen that, but I think.

[A]

That'S available in the Epstein files, if I'm not mistaken. My bad, Vlad, if I'm wrong.

[B]

But that's where you got it from. I've never seen it. I'm like, what the.

[A]

If I'm not mistaken, this is all allegedly, but I think Steve Bannon was hired by Epstein to do, like, a.

[B]

PR if I die.

[A]

Nah, he was hired, I think, to do, like, a pr. Like, we're going to reintroduce you as not a bad guy to the world. Is that Chris? More like now. They would probably allege something else, and he might go, no, I was actually exposing him or whatever. But the feeling was, is it was a. Okay, we're going to rehabilitate your image, and I'm going to help you through this. So he has these long interviews where.

[B]

I didn't see it. That sh.

[A]

I don't think it ever came out.

[B]

No, no, I'm saying I saw it on Vlad, and I'm not. I didn't even see it on Vlad. I saw it on the Internet first, and I'm like, this got to be AI. There's no way Vlad tv.

[A]

No, it's not Vlad. Steve Bannon interviewing him.

[B]

Oh, he got it set up like a Vlad TV interview, though. He does.

[C]

You just see Epstein and no one.

[B]

Else in the black background. I'm like, yo, what the fuck is going on?

[A]

You wouldn't want your face in that either, right?

[B]

What the fuck is going on outside? Why is all that thumping and shit? That's upstairs.

[A]

Yeah, they up there, man.

[B]

They here. Down here.

[A]

They hear us.

[B]

Shit, I don't know, man. All this shit is gonna be very, very, very interesting to watch, bro. I'll Tell you that fucking much. But the world as we know it has already changed. I just want y' all to know that.

[A]

Do you think. So here's the thing. Do you think that we look at the quote unquote elite, the billionaires, do we look at them any differently? Do we.

[B]

What do you mean, any different? You know, I don't know how I looked at them before.

[A]

Right. I don't think I connected nefarious acts to this many of them or connected the knowledge to Epstein. Like, I guess the question I have is, like, how many of these people knew that he was convicted of what he was convicted of?

[B]

Everybody.

[A]

So is that true? Or are people like, do you believe that Mamdani's mom knew that he was convicted and then she still decided to have this party? Or he was convicted of this thing in Palm Springs, and then she heard that there was this financier that was connected to all these people in banking and global politics and Harvard, and she was like, okay, I'll do an after party. His house.

[B]

What do you think, Chris? Because I don't. I mean, when. When Epstein first got arrested back in the day, and that's when he act. That's the only time he got a charge, actually. Right. What year was that?

[A]

This is 2006. Is it?

[B]

So I don't know. I mean, was that a big story back then? I don't remember. I don't know. I don't. I never heard of Larry Epstein until recent times. I thought Larry Epstein and Jerry Sandusky was the same person for a minute.

[A]

Wait, Larry Epstein.

[B]

What's his name? Jeffrey Epstein.

[A]

Jeffrey Epstein.

[B]

Yeah. Jeffrey Epstein.

[A]

So I guess what I'm trying to understand is, is it possible since this. Since Epstein wasn't famous, that there were people who met him afterwards that were unaware of that prior conviction? Like, whenever you meet a famous person, do you Google them and make sure that they didn't fuck kids? Again, I'm not trying to. Like, I'm not trying to cop, please. I'm not trying to cop, please. But I would like to live in a world where, like, someone like Mamdani's mom didn't know that he was a convicted pedophile and still decided to do an after party.

[E]

Like, I think what makes him dangerous wasn't. I mean, he was obviously, you know, the ultimate pimp in a lot of ways.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

But there are a lot of pimps in the world. I think what made him, you know, so widespread in that world is he had access to money, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And, you know, Money is a temptation that most everybody in the world, bro.

[A]

People act so weird around money, you know what I mean? Like Charlamagne, in my opinion, is the greatest radio host of all time. He's a benevolent guy. He's.

[B]

I mean all that is true though.

[A]

You know what I mean? He's a fantastic human being.

[B]

I'm not the best of all time, but I'm, you know.

[C]

No, you're the greatest of all time. No, I don't think you've ever done anything wrong.

[B]

No, I think I'll get. I'll get. I'll get mentioned.

[A]

I think you're the greatest. You're the greatest of our generation.

[B]

No, I'll get mentioned when they mentioned greats at some point. Damn, you made me. Had a fucking real good train of.

[C]

Thought, I don't think. I think the majority of people did not know about his earlier conviction.

[B]

I don't believe that. I think Andrew is right because people still worked with Woody Allen. People still worked with R. Kelly. Like they don't.

[A]

So here's the interesting thing because I did think about this with Woody Allen, right. Proximity to other people makes you radioactive or not. So everybody's aware of Woody Allen and what he did, Right.

[B]

Nobody cut him off.

[A]

But if he's still doing movies with these super famous celebrities.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

He's still doing movies with these super famous actors. All of a sudden that neutralizes his toxicity a little bit.

[B]

Are you start believing like maybe he's misunderstanding. Yeah. Maybe something's not. Maybe he didn't do what they accused him of doing because why would all these people still be with him? Why would he still be in a position of power?

[A]

Jeffrey Epstein gets convicted of some of some shit that people kind of like more or less hear of. And again, I don't even know if he's famous enough for them even to. Woody Allen is massively famous and people still look the other way. Here's this guy who's rich, but people don't really know him and they hear he had some weird shit happen in Florida, but he got an office in Harvard. So it's like, well, it can't be that crazy if he got an office in Harvard.

[B]

To this day, I think all of us are right.

[A]

And I think what happens is, I think when people have a lot of money and you can have access to it, you start convincing yourself.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That these people aren't as bad as they actually are.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cuz you need that money. Like people are so fucking.

[B]

But I think all of us are right. I think Alex is right. A lot of people probably didn't know. I think you're right that you know, if you're still in a position of power, people will still fuck with you. And then I think there's some like, and I think to what I'm saying, when they know you're still in a position of power, they might know and be like, let's keep going yo.

[A]

Like there's. I can't imagine that people weren't aware of Harvey Weinstein's transgressions in Hollywood. Like amongst Hollywood circles there must have been people that have like heard about it. It's very rare, especially in like such a small community like Hollywood that people don't know or like heard rumors of like, oh, he auditions girls in a hotel room. Like people probably heard of these things. But he's getting movies that win Oscars, that's very successful. All these actors getting these opportunities. So an agent kind of looks the other way and people look the other way. And that's the tricky thing when like you come down on a Harvey Weinstein because you obviously do come down on the person that does the thing. It's horrible. But there are a lot of other people that enabled that thing and look the other way that they're going off scot free. There's a lot of agents that sent their fucking 18 year old girl clients to a hotel room with a guy they knew was a creep. And nobody's talking about those people. Those people are probably actively some of the biggest agents in the business right now. And there's no scarlet letter on them. There's no, hey, this person enabled this thing, this horrible thing that this girl went through.

[B]

You know what, that's a great point because like, you know, I got a lot of homegirls who. And I got to salute some of these executives. I'm not going to say no names, but I got a lot of homegirls who will tell you stories about certain executives telling you not to go fuck with that executive. Like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, don't go over there. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't go to that party. Like, oh well he invited you at nah, nah, don't go do that, don't go do that. And you'll be like, why? Like just, just, just trust me, you know what I'm saying? Like literally I've heard, I can tell you numerous, you know, tales like that.

[A]

But they didn't say it loud enough where TMZ talks about it because they're probably worried that it could negatively impact their career. And they're probably worried that they don't have enough evidence where it could convict that person. And if the other girls aren't willing to come out, now you're setting up a whole can of worms kind of just kind of look the other way. And looking the other way weirdly enables it for longer.

[B]

I also wonder too, if. Because there's some people that had firsthand knowledge of some of this shit, right? Like, let's. Like we. Let's be clear. But then there's some people who just heard things and that. So, so, so if I. So if somebody just. If somebody just told me something and it's just like. Like I came up under Wendy Williams, so Wendy would tell me all types of shit about all types of people.

[A]

And then you're just like, what do I believe?

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Epstein drop.

[B]

But if somebody came to me and said, hey, I want to go to this party. But in the back of my mind, I'm thinking about something that I may have heard, not something I saw firsthand, not something I. Just something I may have heard. I'm like, well, let me tell you what I heard. And then you make your own decision. You know what I mean?

[A]

I remember we went to.

[C]

I think that's the case for Diddy, because I think a lot of people kind of heard things about Diddy but didn't really know the. What.

[B]

What's that reaction? You want to know what's so crazy about Diddy? And I mean, Alex isn't wrong, but all of the stuff you heard about Diddy never had, at least for me, never had anything to do with women. It was like, goddamn booty hole. Yeah, it was always dodge your goddamn.

[C]

But then all the shit that came out in the trial wasn't gay.

[A]

Really. Nah, that was saving guys. Chum, I think is qualifies.

[B]

There was, but there was some chum in the water.

[C]

It was not nothing about him taking booty holes.

[A]

That's what the.

[B]

Did you read. I must have got a different algorithm.

[C]

Hiring prostitutes so he can watch them.

[B]

Nah, there was some booty holes being taken. I mean, you watched the documentary Little Rod saying he woke up.

[C]

No, I'm talking about the case, the actual trial, what he got.

[A]

I mean, not a lot of dudes are going to go on trial and be like, yeah, he me in the night.

[D]

Come on him.

[A]

Here's a. Here's an example.

[B]

When else you supposed to remember? Remember we went quiet at night? Why'd you say tonight?

[A]

Oh, date Day is way gayer.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

Day is way gay.

[B]

Yo. Getting when your son is out.

[A]

Diabolic.

[B]

Like, just to commit to the lifestyle example.

[A]

We went to Russia. You remember we went to Russia. Okay. We went to Russia to go do shows, Right. This was like. This is way back. And I remember they took us to some strip club right at the. At the end of it, after. Maybe it was after the show. Right. And Alex wasn't with us, actually. He's a good man. But I remember I told Mark, I told Mark, I said, mark, said, mark.

[B]

I would assume Christian Mark.

[A]

Christian Mark. I said, mark, I would assume everything that happens here is recorded and everything that happens here is filed and videotaped. And whatever act of, let's go, Mark.

[B]

Hit the cross and said, let's go.

[A]

We are protected again and again. Maybe, like, who the fuck am I? I'm not important enough. But my point is, going into these situations is, like, there might be some way where they want to find a way to incriminate or they want to put some leverage on me and then could leverage somebody else.

[B]

What year was this?

[A]

I don't know. We put a. We put a vlog up from it.

[C]

Yeah, 2018. Yeah, 2018.

[B]

Oh, yeah. That was recent. He was on the rise. Perfect time to get you again.

[A]

It might not even be me. It might be like, get me to get you. It might get me there.

[B]

I ain't never been the rush of my life.

[A]

No, but it doesn't. That's not how it works. You tip one person to get the next person.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's get me to get Rogan, get me to get Charlotte, get me to get the bigger fish.

[B]

So I'm not putting me in this. I don't know. Only Russian I know is Ivan Drago.

[A]

That's all it takes. That's all it takes. My point is, I'm. I'm going into that space operating like, yeah, this whole thing is probably a setup smart. And that probably is how you should proceed in life. And it's crazy that all these billionaires didn't even think about that with Epstein. They're getting loose on email with him. Like, it's just insane.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

This guy that they don't even, I imagine, really know what kind of email.

[B]

Do they got, though? I know this might be. That's probably a stupid question, but do they use the same type of Gmails and all that, that we use?

[A]

Gmails? Yeah.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Email was like technology back in the day. Like, it was crazy. You could send emails.

[B]

That's wild. Like, it's wild that they didn't have something like Signal before Signal. Like, something that's actually pre. Cause I don't know why y' all be getting on Signal. First of all, the stupidest thing in the world to me is when people be like, there's a website that you can get on and send messages that nobody else can see. You really believe that, motherfucker? You really believe, like, somebody. You don't know who invented this shit? You know what I'm saying? That might be CIA created, FBI founded. We don't fucking know.

[A]

All it takes is you sending the message to someone else and then taking a picture of it so there's no such thing as. It's, like, encrypted. You can't copy it.

[B]

And I move. I move around this planet. Like, every single thing I'm saying, everything I'm saying, thing I'm doing, everything I'm texting is being documented. It's being documented.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's how I move. I don't ever think I'm saying anything, you know, in private. That's why I let everybody know I'm retarded. I am.

[A]

That's good.

[B]

I was in. I took tests when I was young, and I did. I failed standardized tests. They had me in the little trailers in the back. Yeah, okay, I am legally retarded.

[A]

But what does that mean, huh? What does that have to do with them compromising you, huh?

[B]

Why? How can you compromise? You can't compromise a person who licks their elbow. The fuck you mean?

[A]

You're the first person that'll compromise.

[B]

But I'm retarded. So you're actually taking advantage of a person.

[A]

You think that they don't care about taking advantage of people?

[B]

Damn. Damn.

[C]

So you just been calling yourself retarded for no reason?

[A]

You think that that's your safety? You think Jeffrey Epstein's going, oh, we can't do that. He's retarded. They probably like that the best.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Like, think of the sounds he's gonna make.

[B]

Don't you fucking do it. Don't you do it. You wanted to so bad. I'm not doing it. Don't fucking do it. Hey, you guys. Hey, you guys. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Don't forget the jelly time. Don't forget the jelly time. Don't forget the jelly time. Don't forget the jelly time. Let's pay some bills. And I gotta pee.

[A]

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[B]

Heather, you got church announcements?

[A]

Church announcements? No, actually, not really.

[B]

I just want to tell y', all, keep watching Breakfast Club on Netflix. Yes, all the full interviews are up on Netflix right now. And also 2 Chain's 2 Chain's book. The voice in youn Head Is God. The voice in my head is God. The voice in my head is God. Will be out, man, in a few weeks. Like 30 days. It'll be out like in March. March. Oh, I can't remember the exact date, but please put the book up right here if you can. Like whoever does the graphics, put the Effie right. Does Effie do the graphics? Fa. Fa. Put the book up, please, for me right here. And you'll go pre order that wherever you buy books. Let's do some. All means necessary, man. Lose your wig. Who's this? Big Baby? Shout out.

[A]

Big Baby.

[B]

Man. We have Big Baby on this morning, man. Big Baby is an amazing, amazing personality. He is, dude.

[A]

He's hilarious.

[B]

And he can flip this if he wants. Because I think the best thing that's gonna happen from this situation is that people are gonna get to know Big Baby's personality.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But now he gotta get those hands to match the personality. See, if you didn't see the fight this weekend, Big Baby.

[A]

He won, though, didn't he?

[B]

He did win, but it was terrible. It was a terrible, terrible fight. Oh, it was disgusting. It was just a sloppy, sloppy match. Big Baby wasn't moving the way that he usually moves when I saw him this morning. Cause he came to Breakfast Club the day we're taping this. I saw him this morning. He looked much more in shape than he did in the ring on Saturday. He did. And they kept using terms like, oh, this is such a sloppy fight. Oh, this fight is just big and sloppy. I'm like, yo, announcer. Stop being pussy and say what you want to say. Which is, this is a fat fight. Okay? That's all it is.

[A]

His name is Big Baby. What do you expect him to look like?

[B]

Yeah, but he said it's because of the way he wears his trunk and the way he wears his cup. So it takes all of this and makes it, like, look a little bit more, I guess. I don't know, chunkier. But when the fight started, I'm in the group chat with some people, and I text. I was like. I said, big Baby about to get washed. And the only reason I thought Big Baby was about to get washed. Cause I haven't seen Big Baby disciplined in a long time. And so when he comes out, he's not fighting well. Like, I didn't think he would. And then this shit happens where I'm literally watching the fight, bro. I thought something was wrong with me. I'm like, yo, I just saw his hair move. Cause it didn't just flip up at first. It just shifted a little. And I'm like, yo, his fucking hair just moved. I'm like, yo, did he hit him so fucking hard that his hair just moved? And then it took me about 30 seconds. Cause he got pummeled a little bit. And then you saw that. I'm like, this motherfucker got on a fucking unit, bro.

[A]

You think it was strategy?

[C]

How?

[B]

No, he explained it. He said that he shampooed his hair last week, fucking around with some Dominicans or Puerto Ricans or something. And he started losing his hair immediately. So he went and got the unit put in. I always had hair. You know what I'm trying to say? It was breaking normally last night, and I blamed it on my mom, too. I kind of felt bad about that. I said, you know what? I'm gonna roll with it. So anyway, I always had hair, but, you know, ended up putting enhancements, all that stuff in it. I'm like, I went to Spanish spot, he was in Miami, man.

[A]

Trip.

[B]

Left it in there and went to training. Washed my hair out. Half of my hair fell out.

[A]

I'm just saying, he gets hit with a clean shot, hair flies off. Ref immediately steps in and stops the fight. So they could remove the hair or figure out what's going on.

[B]

Well, the bell rang too, though.

[A]

Oh, that was the bell? Yeah, yeah, the bell rang.

[B]

Okay, okay, my bad, my bad. The bell ring. And that's why he went to the corner and just took it off. And then he turned up. Cause he was like, I can't lose this fucking fight. I can't lose this fight. After my headpiece.

[D]

I think he's lying. I think he's always had a piece in. Cause I'm looking at his younger pictures, still looks like a piece in.

[B]

You think he always had a piece. I'm gonna tell you something else that people don't know, man. Big Baby missed out on his biggest payday ever. Cause he was supposed to fight Anthony Joshua.

[A]

Yup.

[B]

But he tested positive for drugs. He said it was dick pills.

[A]

Performance enhanced drugs.

[B]

Performance enhanced drugs. He said it was dick pills. But he was supposed to get paid like eight plus million dollars for that first fight. Cause that was Anthony Joshua's first fight in America. Yeah, it was Anthony Joshua. He was still undefeated. And it was at the Garden.

[A]

Huge effort.

[B]

And he said the rematch clause was 17 million.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Huge.

[E]

Huge.

[A]

Have you talked to him about that?

[B]

Yeah, we talked about it this morning.

[A]

And what did he say? Does he say how it affected his life?

[B]

Huge regret at first. Went into a very dark place after. But he was like, yo, I can't. He was like, I couldn't dwell on that. I had to keep it moving. And he said, you know, that turned out to be Andy Ruiz's blessing.

[A]

Right. You know, that's a good way of looking at it.

[B]

He ain't got no choice. Dude is hilarious, though.

[A]

Nah, he's a character, man.

[B]

He would actually be like a quintessential New York City boxer.

[A]

So the thing with Big Baby's always been power. Like, he. I think he used to be a kickboxer, too.

[B]

Yeah, he kickboxed.

[A]

Maybe even a kickboxer.

[B]

He said he started kickboxing because of titties.

[A]

Cause what?

[B]

Titties? What yeah, he said he was downstairs back in the day when he was younger, and this woman came to the window and her titties was out, and the woman told him to come upstairs, so he came upstairs. By the time she came upstairs, she had put a tank top on and she introduced him to kickbox.

[A]

Hilarious.

[B]

Yes, hilarious. He's got an amazing story, man.

[A]

No, he's a great character, I think, but the knock on him has always been like, he's a heavyweight, but he doesn't have that, like, heavyweight one punch power. He has tons of skills and he moves around usually really well. He's, like, incredibly athletic for his size. But that one punch concussive power that heavyweights have is. You want that from the big boys.

[B]

I want to see him. I want to see him bounce back. Let me tell you something, by the way, this was one of the best fight cards. Oh, my God. This.

[A]

I missed the fight. I saw the highlights.

[B]

Oh, what? The car was so good. I mean, this fight sucked. The big baby Kingsley fight. Was it Kingsley? I can't remember who he was fighting. That fight sucked. But it was still entertaining because of what happened, of course. But, boy, the homie from Brownsville, shoo shoot. Bruce Harrington.

[A]

Oh, yeah. That knockout was unbelievable. Oh, yeah, unbelievable. Oh, it's like a five punch combination, that shit.

[B]

Like some shit from Mortal Kombat, bro.

[A]

For real.

[B]

Like, that shit was clean. I mean, five punch combo cleaned them up beautiful. Then he came to the ring with mop. Incredible. Keyshawn fucking Davis. That motherfucker is a killer.

[A]

Let me get some highlights right here. I want to watch.

[B]

Listen, I was going to call. When I was watching it, I was like, yo, Keyshawn Davis is like an evil Lakeef Stanfield. I had to think about it. Like, lakeith be looking evil too.

[A]

Evil, right?

[B]

In certain roles.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

Lakeith. I mean, Keyshawn got like a. A meanness, a evilness about him in the ring that just makes him very entertaining to watch.

[A]

Where's Keyshawn from?

[B]

I think Virginia. I think. I think he's from Virginia. Yo, he stopped Jermaine ortiz in the 12th round.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

He dropped him with a body shot early and then dropped him again with a body shot in the 12th round. I seen him beat. I think his last fight he dropped somebody with a body shot. Keyshawn Davis is a star.

[A]

What did he finish him with in the 12th?

[B]

Body shot. Body shot.

[C]

Like he fully recovered, too. From the body shot, like fully recovered.

[A]

I hit him with another one.

[B]

Hit him with another one, bro. Keyshawn is a beast, bro. Him and Shakur are real tight.

[C]

Two minutes later, and he dropped.

[A]

I mean, having. Having enough power in a 12th round to knock somebody out, especially hitting to the body.

[B]

You see what I'm saying?

[A]

Unbelievable. Ooh, that's a good. He got a little beard on him, too. That was a nice little check hook. He got caught.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Like, Keyshawn Ortiz started pretty strong.

[C]

He started, but then.

[A]

Oh, guys, this is. This is high level boxing, bro. I didn't watch it, man. Oh, wow. Davis was winning the fight. Yeah. So Davis was ahead on the scorecards.

[B]

On some people's scorecard or the official.

[A]

One that it just showed or unofficial one?

[B]

It wasn't that far. That should say 98, 92 way. Hell no. They watched a different fight than I watched then. Keyshawn was cooking then watch him. Watch him. Catch him again.

[A]

This is the 11th round.

[B]

Yeah, the next round. Next round. You're gonna catch him again. Yo, Keyshawn is a beast.

[A]

I respect. I respect the guys that do the body work.

[B]

Listen, 12th round, 20 seconds left. You know how hard that is? 17 seconds left.

[A]

All right, so watch this.

[B]

He heard him.

[A]

Nah, he heard him. Yeah, he heard him.

[B]

You know how hard that is?

[A]

Yo, stopping the fight right there is weird.

[C]

It was a weird stop. Weird stuff.

[A]

But he hit him with a. Right before it kind of wobbled him.

[C]

Yeah, but he still fighting.

[A]

Yeah, that's a weird stuff.

[C]

That was a very weird stop.

[B]

He would have won anyway.

[A]

Well, it looked like Ortiz was ahead on the cards.

[B]

No, but after the knockdown, I think everything changed. I thought. I mean, I didn't even see. It was 98, 92. That was egregious. Shout out to Keyshawn Davis. He's a killer. And Shakur Stevenson.

[A]

What?

[D]

What?

[C]

What that fight like, man?

[E]

Cut it out.

[D]

Well, I do feel like Shakur dragged me.

[A]

Tell me, tell me I missed it.

[C]

So the thing with Shakur is superb.

[B]

Fighter, but best defensive fighter since Mayweather has.

[C]

The Mayweather situation where it's like, all right, it's not that entertaining. And so then he doesn't have a.

[B]

High level, elite boxer.

[C]

It is high level, elite boxer, but then he doesn't have the personality that Mayweather brings. So it's high.

[B]

I think Shakur got exactly what you mean. Listen.

[A]

Nah, Tio. Tio. Tio built this fight.

[B]

Yeah, sure. Yes.

[D]

Yeah, he had a good opening, I'm not going to lie.

[B]

But once Shakur got. He made Tio look like an amateur. The gap between a fighter like Tio and Shakur is so fucking wide.

[A]

You gotta watch. You gotta watch Shakur's feet. It's actually a shame that the close up angle cuts off the feet, because if you watch him manage distance, he is a genius. Look at him manage distance. He is always outside of Tio's. Look at that. He's outside of Tio's range. He's never off balance. Look at that.

[B]

Shakur is a beast, bro.

[D]

Yeah, Both of them were good, though.

[A]

But. But here's the thing. So. So a guy like Shakur needs a guy like Tio to make the fight interesting. Because if he fights other guys that are defensive, so far in his career, I don't know if he's shown enough aggression where he can keep a fight interesting.

[B]

No, he's not a powerful guy. But. But.

[A]

But not even power aggressive fight. Like, he needs a guy to walk into him where he could counter.

[B]

Well, he fucked Tio up, though.

[A]

Oh, no. I know. But Tio is engaging him. Tio is stalking him. Tio is walking whole fight.

[B]

No, I mean, no, you're not wrong, but Shakur was doing the same thing. Shakur was on his front foot the whole time. Shakur never backed away from. Shakur was front foot, front foot. This is the. This is the eighth round where he took a break. This is the. This is the eighth round, the whole fight. Shakur's coming forward. Whole fight. Shakur's coming forward. Whole fight. Shakur's coming forward. The eighth round was the only round. Shakur, like, backed off a little bit to get a little breather. That's actually the only round to one. The whole time, she calls on his front foot.

[A]

From what I've watched, I've seen Theo is the aggressor.

[C]

That's the thing.

[A]

But that is a better boxer.

[C]

So he counters it just about.

[A]

Watch him manage distance.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

This kid is special.

[B]

Is special, man.

[A]

Look at that. I mean, wow.

[B]

I've been trying to tell people. I told Tio, Tio was like, I'm approved. That Shakur's defense isn't as elite as people think. I'm like, no, no.

[D]

What do you plan to, like, exploit.

[B]

About Shakur and Ring that is Defense.

[A]

Is not as impeccable as people mention it.

[B]

Nice. Impeccable. This is pretty elite. Come on. It's pretty elite. No. What is his weakness, though, if there's one?

[A]

His mind. You know what you got to do? You know what you got to do against your core. You got to make things ugly. You're not going to outbox him.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

You gotta, you gotta get him up on the ropes and you have to make it ugly. And he's not gonna let you make it ugly. He's gonna hit you on the way in every single time, and you just gotta make you. And you gotta not swing at his head because you're not gonna catch him. You just gotta swing at the body, chop away at the body and make it incredibly ugly. And he's special, man.

[B]

He's special. He's the top three pound for pound fighter in the world right now. I don't think there's anybody who can beat him at 140.

[C]

I don't think so either.

[B]

But he needs, you know, who's the.

[C]

Closest personality, you know, the Mayweather. He needs money. Mayweather.

[D]

Why you say he don't have any?

[B]

You know, you know, you know. I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna tell you what Shakur does have that makes him special. He has the respect of all the legends. So it makes you want. Like when you see Terence Crawford in his corner, when you see Andre Ward in his corner, when you see people like, you know, Clarissa Shields, who's also special herself, when you see all of these people rallying around this kid so much, it makes you wonder, yo, what's up with him? And this right here, the biggest fight of his career thus far on a stage like this, for him to have this kind of performance. He's one of them guys, man.

[A]

So here's the question. Who would take a fight against him next? If he doesn't bring in money, he doesn't bring in fans. But he is the toughest guy to beat.

[B]

I know who needed Tank. Javonte Davis can't. Javante can't come out and just fight anybody.

[A]

Tank can fight bums and people gonna watch. Yeah, Tank can fight bums and people gonna watch. I don't want to call everybody who's fought a bum because that's not fair. He's fought qualified fighters and he's, he's, he's very good. Tank is very good.

[B]

But Tank gotta go mix it up with some of them guys. He gotta go mix it up. He gotta go mix it up.

[A]

When does he have to? When he doesn't have to. He's proven that no matter who he fights, people are gonna show up and watch.

[B]

I don't know that to be true. His biggest pay per view ever is with Ryan Garcia. Like, show me, show me when Tank has broken over a million fighters. When it's he's the A guy, period.

[A]

Let's look at his past fights and just see the money that he gets paid, guaranteed.

[B]

I think, yeah, he makes some bank. I just. I don't know, man. I mean, I just. I don't know. I think that there's a lot of. He got to mix it up. I'd like to see Shakur and I mean, taking it with Shakur, Keyshawn Davis, Teofimo Lopez. I want to see Devin Haney and Keyshawn go at it. That would be an amazing fight.

[A]

Why not? Why not?

[B]

Haney and Shakur, I would like to see.

[A]

This is interesting. Connor Ben.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Shakur called him out because Connor Ben.

[A]

Just went up in weight and he fought, man. I'm messing up. This is a big British boxing fight. So both of their fathers fought back in the day. So then both of them fought. Conor fought. Oh, God. Who the fuck was he?

[B]

Oh, rumble his.

[A]

Anyway, he lost the first time they fought, and the second time they fought, he won. It was huge British boxing. God. And he came up in weight to fight. I think he came up to, like, 160 or maybe even 168 to fight, like, something insane. But I think Conor fights at 147. I don't know if he can get down to 140.

[B]

I also love the relationship between Terence Crawford and Shakur Stevenson, man. Yeah, it's just dope to see, like, a OG put his arm around a young guy in that way. And the mutual respect that they have for each other. And just how you can tell Shakur is a sponge soaking up all of this greatness from those. From those.

[A]

Shakur got a lot of respect for Bud, man.

[B]

And it don't seem like transactional.

[A]

No, not at all.

[B]

Like, Bud is in the corner. Cause he getting a check or something. Like, it's a real relationship.

[A]

He was. He was there before. Like, you saw Shakura Bud's fight. I think he looks up to him as an OG and he recognizes Bud's greatness. Also. Bud's another southpaw that's incredibly crafty, amazingly defensive. And, like, I'm sure he looks at him and he goes, oh, my God, I want to be a fighter like that.

[B]

Yo, Shakur beat to so bad that Tio got up there and apologized for slavery, right? That was wild.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

Like, what. I was watching that. Like, what the fuck does slavery got to do with anything? Like, that was wild. Like, of all the things that he.

[A]

Could have bought, why did Tio apologize for that?

[B]

Because, I mean, to Has a history of making a lot of no racist remarks. You know what I mean? I mean, he's selling a fight. Boxing is like one of the few places where you can be racist and homophobic.

[A]

Can't we just let them be racist and homophobic for eight weeks before the fight? Can't we just do, like a window where you can say whatever you want and then we know. It's part of the marketing. Is WWE Black History Day.

[B]

It is very hard. Black History Day. We only got a day now.

[D]

No, I'm saying, wasn't that like.

[B]

No, it wasn't January 31st.

[A]

It was January 31st. It wasn't even Black History Month.

[D]

The second. Oh, okay. I'm thinking it's the third.

[B]

I can't be a hypocrite. I was born in 1978. I grew up on Mike Tyson.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Eat your kids, bro.

[B]

Mike Tyson was homophobic. He was everything. And it was great.

[A]

I'm a fuck you till you like it.

[B]

Scared of the real man.

[A]

I'll fuck you till you love me.

[B]

It was great. Now I thank God Mike wasn't in the Epstein files because the first thing they would do was go back to that video. He was like, I'll eat your kids. Cause, you know, that's what they say. They say the elite be eating fucking babies, yo.

[A]

We wouldn't be surprised.

[B]

You didn't know that?

[A]

We wouldn't be surprised.

[B]

That's what Pizzagate is about. That's why I keep talking about the babies on the pizza. Taylor. Yeah? You ever had a six' one four with cheese?

[D]

Absolutely not.

[B]

That shit is crazy. What else we got? Taylor Gang. What else we got? Taylor Gang. Okay, what else we got? What did that say? Cam needs to grow up. Yeah. Oh, click on that. I saw that earlier.

[A]

What is this?

[B]

Let's hear this one. We gotta insert all of these clips too. Dwight. Cam Newton says men and women can't be just friends. And Mitzi only keeps women around if there's sexual intent. I'm not about to be around no women platonically. Let's hear. Do you have any platonic relationships in your life right now with a woman?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

No.

[B]

Is that by choice?

[D]

It's so annoying.

[B]

I'm not about to be around no woman platonically. Listen, we gotta unpack this kid.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Because I'm not about to play them type of games. Is it self control? Call it what you want. I'm asking. Call it. It may be self control. I'm asking if she fine. I'm not about to have her around playing, like, I don't think that she's attractive. But is it possible to think someone's attractive and still behave yourself? Yes. Do you have control of them thoughts? But I'm not about to play them games, though. What game is it? The game of saying, hey, we not about to be friends. I don't have good looking women that's friends around me. So. No, just all the. All the.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Do you have any ugly ones?

[A]

Pause.

[B]

I gotta ask.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

I love Cam, but that's some of the dumbest shit I heard.

[A]

Can I. Can I just. Can we just make an argument for him?

[B]

Talk to me.

[A]

Be careful. This is a guy who has been since he's probably 19 years old, celebrity famous. He then goes into the league. He makes tens of millions of dollars. Everybody in his life, not just women. Men also are probably trying to, like, curry favor and extract resources from him in some way, shape or form. Hey, let's be friends. Oh, I got this business idea. Hey, let's be friends over this. Every girl he hooks up with, oh, you don't need to use a condom. Like, at a certain point in time, I imagine guys in his shoes start developing a very defensive nature because they're like, people are out to get me and take advantage of me. So I wonder if he's like, okay, I have these beautiful women that are in my life, and then we're just kind of friends. And then all of a sudden they say that I was being inappropriate with them in an interview or whatever. I wonder if he's so shell shocked from hearing stories of his friends, hearing stories of other famous people, other athletes being taken advantage of, that he's like, I'm not even playing those games, Andrew.

[D]

He's in a relationship.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't say again, he's in a relationship right now.

[A]

Oh, he's full of shit, though.

[B]

What he's saying right now is.

[A]

But do you get what I'm saying?

[C]

Like, same thing could stand.

[A]

These people, like, people in his position, they are victims, too.

[B]

But no, he's speaking from a personal perspective. He said, I can't be around no fine women without being sexually attracted to them.

[A]

Is that what he's really saying?

[B]

Yes. Go back and listen to it.

[A]

I don't think he's saying, man, y'.

[B]

All, Taylor, play that again. They ain't hear nothing. He said just because he doesn't want.

[C]

To be around women who are attractive, and then he has to play the game. Like, I Have to pretend like you're not attractive.

[B]

Listen again. No, he didn't listen to the whole. Listen. Relationships. You don't like her with the woman. Go start from the beginning. Because that's an important question that guy asked. That's what started the conversation. I gotta. Let me make sure I'm hearing this right. Y' all be. Y'. All. Y' all epsteining me right now.

[A]

I don't think I can get it.

[B]

Cause I can't. You have any platonic relationships in your life right now with the woman? Yeah. No. All right, pause right there. Then we start again. He said, you don't have any platonic relationships in your life right now. And Cam said, with a woman. Which is wild. Like, I was like, why do you have to. Why'd you have to say with a woman? Press play. Is that by choice? I'm not about to be around no woman. Play tonically. Listen, we gotta unpack this K. Why? Because I'm not about to play them type of games. Is it self control? Call it what you want. I'm asking. Call it. It may be self control. I'm asking if she.

[A]

Fine.

[B]

I'm not about to have her around playing like. I don't think that she's attractive. Listen, but is it possible to think someone's attractive and still behave yourself?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Do you have control of them thoughts? Yes, but I'm not about to play them games. What game is it? The game of saying, hey, we not about to be friends. I don't have good looking women as friends around me. No, just all the. All the. Do you have any ugly ones? I gotta ask. I don't even have women friends, bro. Respectfully.

[A]

Why?

[B]

And I understand you saying you're not finna play this game, but, Cam, you're a smart man. I'mma need you to go deeper than that. Yeah, we're gonna. It's a. I know me. There's. You know you. Okay. I know me. And what that mean? That means if I'm around a woman long enough, I'm going to find something good in her that attracts me. Okay. And when you're attractive, what then happens? When you're attractive, what then happens?

[A]

Sex.

[B]

Oh, God damn. Cam. Cam, this is a bigger issue than I thought. We had so understanding that. That I know what's to come from a platonic situation. I don't even play. No, I don't do that. Baby, you too Fine. For me. Mm. Mm. We not doing that. Interesting. No. So, okay. Okay. If I take the word friendship off of the table. Do you have platonic relationships in your life that involve women? I just told you, I don't have no attractive woman that I'm cool with that I do not have plans on stabbing. You want to retract what the fuck?

[A]

You said we didn't hear all this part.

[B]

First time. I don't. I heard it first. I mean, it's.

[A]

Let me ask you. Let me ask you. Find me, find me a wife or girlfriend on the planet that wouldn't be over the moon that her man felt that way. Found me a wife or girlfriend or planet that wouldn't be over the moon that their man was like, I don't want to have any hot girls in my life. I don't want to have any girlfriends.

[B]

Because I don't have no self control because I can't help myself. And I'm going to try to holler at every fine girl in the world. That's ridiculous.

[A]

It is what it is.

[D]

No, that's what I. Oh, that sounds crazy.

[B]

You don't think.

[A]

You don't think my wife. My wife would probably not be happy that I'm like, babe, I can't control myself. But there'd be a part of her that was like, well, at least he knows he can't control himself. So he doesn't put himself in those situations.

[D]

No, he's not. Don't do that. He's not putting himself in those situations.

[B]

Also.

[A]

He's not like a. He's a six. Six. Fucking pure testosterone alpha.

[B]

Yeah, but he.

[D]

You're missing the pussy.

[B]

But he's talking about how he can't control himself. It's not like he said, the pussy is being thrown at me. Everywhere I go it'd be different. It's like, man, baby, everywhere I go, it's just pussy. Pussy's just open. Everywhere I go, they like, fuck me, Cam, Fuck me, fuck me. That's not what he's saying. He's saying, everywhere I go, I see a fine girl.

[A]

I'm like, you don't know what it's like to be top of the food chain.

[D]

Yeah, shut up.

[A]

You don't know what it's like to be top of the food. He's top of the food chain. He's top of the food. Food chain. She said, shut up.

[B]

A double whammy.

[A]

Just.

[B]

That didn't happen.

[D]

I wasn't talking to you.

[B]

Nah, you was.

[D]

Yes, I was telling Andrew to shut up.

[B]

No, that feels like a. I felt like I got jumped just now.

[A]

You did get jumped. Nobody worried about you getting. Man, people Be worried about him getting funny.

[B]

How much.

[C]

He's saying, how much you find him attractive.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That is what you say. You don't think that he's.

[B]

You don't think he's a good looking. Cam had to say. And women. Women he had. Because guys like you. Okay, let me tell you something.

[A]

Y' all can live in pretend world. Every girlfriend or wife with love if their husband. So you want your husband. You want your husband to have lots of girlfriends that are hot.

[B]

I got meth pain. 90% of my friend circle is girls.

[A]

You just gay fans.

[B]

No, that's not true. Just the gay family.

[A]

I wasn't fucking my friends, all right? I don't know that. I don't know about your life. I don't know about your life. My point is, if I'm asking him.

[D]

Why do you not have any girlfriends? And he's saying, because I can't control. That's a problem. Cause then I know he's fucking cheating, though.

[A]

He's being honest. His girls are a problem when we're honest. There's a problem when we're honest.

[B]

Can I say something?

[A]

You want your man to lie to you. You want your man to be like, oh, yeah, listen, if a hot girl's around me, I could be best friends with them. I don't even notice it.

[B]

Yes, you can I say something? I want to say something because it's very important for me to say right here.

[A]

Man is honest. And y' all want to hear it.

[B]

It's very important for me to say I've been completely faithful for nine years.

[D]

Oh, everything has.

[B]

No, I just want to throw that out there. I've been completely faithful for nine, motherfucker. October 2016. Trust me.

[A]

And he's counting a day. Think about that shit. Think about that shit. That shit is how hard it is. He got.

[D]

It's only been 90 days.

[B]

What you mean only? You would never say that.

[A]

You're still in a.

[B]

You would never.

[D]

The fact that you're still in single digits.

[B]

You would never say that to somebody rehabbing from crack cocaine. That is so disrespectful. That is.

[D]

So you're saying cheating is like crack cocaine.

[A]

He's addicted to vaginas. That man sounds like an addict.

[B]

First of all, I don't even want to disrespect vagina like that, comparing it to crack. Crack ain't got nothing on vagina. Nothing.

[D]

Exactly. So just to be honest, the most.

[B]

Addictive thing I could possibly think of. Yeah, okay. You would never. That's What I'm trying. I'm trying to tell you. Don't downplay.

[A]

You would never give only nine years.

[D]

You're still in the single digits. I thought you were at least in the double.

[B]

Nine is crazy.

[D]

Oh, and then what's your.

[A]

What's your.

[B]

God blessed me after nine years.

[D]

Change and everything else too, right?

[A]

He said nine is.

[B]

Is crazy.

[A]

How is he not the same as him? How are they not the same? You said being faithful for nine years is crazy. All he's saying is, I gotta stay away from these hot girls or I'm gonna try to have sex with him.

[B]

This is what I would say to Cam.

[A]

This is a man that knows his limitations. Can we respect a man that knows his limitations?

[B]

Yeah, but this is what I want to tell Cam. Cause Cam is.

[A]

You want him to be media trained.

[B]

No, no, no. Not media trained.

[A]

Cam just be media trained.

[B]

Cam is a phenomenal media personality. Phenomenal. Like, I don't think Cam gets enough credit for how good he is as a media personality. Cause not only can he go do this show, he goes and does the fourth and one joint where he just keeps it all about sports. What I respect about Cam is Cam can do sports. He got one show just for sports, and then he got this show for culture. What I would say to Cam is, Cam, you're also in the business world now, right? So now when you're around beautiful women who are in these positions of power, in their mind, they're gonna be like, well, I don't wanna be around him. Cause all he's thinking about is fucking me.

[A]

Yeah. And he's okay with that. He knows his limitations.

[B]

And I will say this.

[A]

He's an addict. He doesn't go to the bar.

[B]

Some of my greatest relationships in life. I truly, sincerely mean this. Some of my greatest relationships in life from a business perspective, professional perspective, personal perspective, spiritual perspective. The women that have made me better people are the women that you just cool with, that you become great friends with.

[A]

You're forgetting a very important variable. Those incredibly successful, beautiful women aren't fucking you.

[B]

But they don't. But how does Cam know they want to fuck him?

[A]

50.

[B]

Listen, just cause you would pop your little. Don't make it seem like every woman would just want to give it up to Cam. Because the conversation would be different. Cam would be like, yo, all of these women are always trying to fuck me, by the way. That would change the context of the conversation. That's what he said. No, he didn't listen. He listened through your ears. Wants to be around every woman, listen and wants to fuck every woman.

[A]

It's different for us dudes over six feet, man. I'm telling you, the world is just different for us. The way that women treat us, what they want from us.

[B]

Your best relationships will come from platonic relationships with women.

[A]

Facts.

[B]

I'm telling you, facts. Platonic relationships with women bear the best fruit.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

All you dick do and you know, you have sex with the woman, then now it complicates things. It messes things up. You might be missing out on great business opportunities. Yo, the way your feet are swinging off that chair is crazy.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

That is wild.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, that is crazy.

[D]

Leave me alone.

[B]

But I really. And also, you want. I'm not gonna say that you can't feel safe around a man like that. Cause to your point, it is good for a man if that's what he feels.

[A]

You recognize his limitations.

[B]

But, Taylor, would you. If you heard this, would you feel safe around a guy like that? Not saying he would ever cause any harm to someone?

[D]

Well, if he can't be friends with me.

[A]

No.

[B]

Yes. If he said you too, fine. I know. Damn. That would be crazy. That's the other part of it. Exactly. Now you cool. I want you around all the time, right? Yeah, you know what, Taylor? You cool. I want you around all the time.

[A]

Yeah, you the homie.

[B]

Now you feel insulted, like, what's up, buddy? Shout out to Cam, though. Great discussion. That's one thing Cam do, Cam, is keep the computers putin, boy.

[A]

Live your truth, Cam. Live your truth. If you know that you can't handle yourself around fine women, that's okay, bro.

[D]

I do think guys now, I don't think guys, just people in general just test to see if there's an attraction. And then doesn't the woman lead it anyway?

[A]

What?

[B]

The women should lead it.

[D]

Yeah. Like, when it comes to if it's gonna be a friendship or y' all gonna.

[A]

It's always up to you. We can't do anything without.

[B]

I never. I never. I never been. I. I always miss cues. Always. My whole life, I've always miscued. Like, I always end up getting hit on.

[A]

If you turn your wrist one more time like that, I'm just letting you know we gon.

[B]

I know why you. Since I was eight. Since I was eight, these cues. I always like women. All women gotta just, like, throw it on me for me to be like, oh, yeah, you know what I mean?

[D]

You was a fucking liar.

[B]

You see him baiting, kidnapping. I love this.

[A]

I love this. I Love it. You act like I know what I want.

[B]

I don't want nobody. I don't even know.

[A]

I know when girls want to get me.

[B]

I don't want no bait. Stay up to me, you girls. I don't want no bait. I know when girls want to get. I don't want no bait. I'm telling you right now. Pussy. You giving me. That's right.

[A]

Oh, you giving me.

[B]

I promise you. Let me tell you something. I promise you. If you try to holler at me, I'm calling my wife on the spot. Like, man, I'm like, hey, baby, there's a girl here right now who trying to give me some pussy.

[A]

But you would miss the cue.

[B]

You wouldn't even know exactly, but they would throw it on me. I'm telling you. She's been like this my whole life, yo.

[E]

Really.

[B]

I'm telling you, yo.

[A]

What? What would they do? What would they.

[B]

They fucking like, yo? Basically have to tell me. I want to give you something stupid.

[A]

You at the family reunion.

[B]

You smell that? Jheri curl come in. Probably my cousin. What else we got? Taylor gang? Shout out to Cam, though, man. Cam, you're doing a phenomenal job at the beginning. I don't fuck with nobody.

[C]

Tell you, Cam would be great for flager.

[B]

You ate my ass.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Cause you ate my ass.

[D]

Nle Choppa.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Sound like one of my old lines. Let me see. Nle Chaba wants his baby mama to stop calling him gay because she decided to eat his groceries. Let's hear it. Don't try to call me gay. Cause you ate my ass. I want to kick it off, brother. Stay brave, sister. Walk that light. But stop putting that on me, man. Cause y' all know I don't play like this legend. I ain't never been pegged.

[A]

I ain't never been entered none of that.

[B]

Mind if a hoe wanna put that at. Put that tongue on that Gucci.

[A]

That ass, man.

[B]

I ain't gonna stop a piece.

[A]

That's funny.

[B]

Legend. Now, for any of y' all old brilliant idiots listeners, man, I'm sure y' all can find that in the archives. I've been told, y', all that you always gotta let a girl eat your groceries at least once. Cause when she talk that shit later in life about how you ain't shit, you can just always say, yeah, but you ate my ass, though. Now we live in a new generation where girls lack self awareness. So she trying to tell Nle Chopper you gay. Cause you let me eat your ass. First of all, You're a woman. That's number one. Number two, you ate my ass. Who am I to stop you? You right, Alex.

[A]

Yes, I'll def.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? I agree with you. Wait, wait.

[A]

Time out.

[B]

I went for the guy with the nail polish on. I didn't. I didn't know.

[D]

Who am I to stop? You say you never stop.

[A]

Is eat. Is getting your ass eaten gay?

[B]

No, not if you're not getting eaten by a woman.

[A]

I will say if it's Pac Man.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What if.

[D]

What if the girl likes to peg you too?

[A]

Well, that's a different thing. That's like saying, is getting your ass eating gay? If a guy also. Also it like that the guy is gay. The getting your ass eaten, I think can only be gay if she doesn't also give you head. If you're just getting your ass eaten as a singular wild boy, there's. That is wild.

[B]

You a wild boy. Now see, that changes the conversation. A girl be like, I ate his ass. I'll be like, so? And he ain't even want to know. Hey, he just wanted me to eat his ass. Like, whoa.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Let's call a meeting.

[A]

Guys tearing your whole loaf.

[B]

Like, no, we got to have a meeting about this. His guy guys rewriting the rules. This is like the new version of the Bible.

[D]

Almost like you're the only guy I know that waxes. That means a lot of guys.

[A]

No. It smells down there. Dude, I took. I'm sure I took a shower the other day. I cleaned my whole body. I took a shower. I got out the shower. I wiped my ass with a towel. All over the towel. How the hell did I not clean the out my ass if I just cleaned myself in the shower?

[D]

Andrew.

[A]

I know.

[D]

Don't you have do white.

[A]

Say again?

[D]

Don't you have like, dude, wipes or whatever?

[A]

No, I don't like doing that.

[B]

You don't have a rag.

[A]

We don't do it in our culture. It's not a thing.

[B]

I got three rags. I got a rag for my body. A white rag that I change every day for my face. And then I got a rag just for my.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

Private area.

[C]

That's a little much.

[B]

Well, that's why you stink.

[C]

No, I do.

[B]

That's why you gotta fucking walk around with your nails painted. I do walk my makeup for the fact to try to. Try to. What's the word I'm looking for? Overcompensate for the fact that you got a stink ass. I definitely don't Have a stink ass. You do have a stink. Walk around in your little kid's super sweater. You got nice little nails. You got little fucking rose glasses and your dreads. But your ass is stinking.

[A]

Your ass stinks. Yo.

[C]

Okay, I have a bidet, and I also wax, so I'm good at it.

[D]

But the shower, you wax too now?

[C]

Yeah, I went twice. That shit is painful as fuck.

[B]

I was there last week. You heard me. You heard me.

[A]

I don't wax at all. How it's bad for you guys.

[D]

But it's like.

[C]

It's so smooth once you.

[B]

It just changes the game everything, man.

[D]

You know you're getting your ass ate, too.

[A]

Hey, hey.

[B]

You know, you need to stop judging people. Yuck.

[A]

Yeah, you need to stop.

[B]

You need to stop judging people.

[A]

You need to stop. Those days are done for you. You're a mother. You're not eating ass no more. Those days are done.

[D]

I never ate ass in my life.

[A]

I'm never saying those days are done for you as a mom.

[B]

I'm Philly, and they never ate ass.

[D]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[B]

I would have said that. If you're from any city, I'd have been like, you from Detroit and never ate ass. You from fucking Columbia, South Carolina, and never ate. That you're from fucking in Vermont and never ate.

[A]

You can eat ass in Vermont. It's cold enough. I feel like the colder the climate, the cleaner the ass. I'm not eating. I'm not eating ass south of the Mason Dixon. Like, it's just too hot.

[B]

I'm tripping off the fact that you came out the shower, bro.

[D]

I know. Like, what.

[B]

That is crazy.

[D]

Are you for real?

[A]

My wife came up and she goes, why are you getting back in the shower? And I was like, I don't even know if I could share this information with you. And then she was like, what? And I was like, look at the towel. And she saw a shit streak on the floor.

[D]

Doesn't your ass be itching if you have like.

[A]

No, dude, I got a lot of hair in my ass. When I wipe, it's like, I'm like wiping toilet paper onto a sixth grader.

[B]

It's time. It's time, bro. Go get the wax, bro. It's just another thing to do. Crazy.

[A]

It's another thing. If they could come to the studio. I'll do it.

[B]

I love it. No, no, no, no. You don't want to do that. Like, go with your wife, first of all. No, no, no. With the way. With the way your Ass is set up. You need to go from shower straight to the waxer. And you got to make sure you clean back there because that would be very embarrassing for her to get back there and put that wax on you and fucking. It's douchebag.

[A]

I got toilet paper balled up back there.

[D]

You're gonna end up falling on her anyway.

[B]

This is fucking crazy.

[A]

You need to grow up. I got toilet paper. Do you guys have toilet paper balled up?

[B]

There's no hair to bow up, man, if you don't grow up.

[A]

When I wipe, it literally shreds the toilet paper. Just tears. As if I have some sort of like rocks or something in my bowl. It's so weird. But does that.

[D]

Were you shaving before?

[B]

No. You know what? You know when I started manscaping, Geico, Remember we did that episode about using the clippers? That's the first time I even ever thought about it. That's when I first started manscaping with that. And then, you know, I stepped it up over there.

[A]

I do that shit when I'm depressed. So I could just control something in my life.

[B]

Nah, get the wax, bro.

[A]

I just. I feel a little sad and I just trim my pews down. I'd be like, man, I feel a little better.

[B]

Get the wax, bro. My shit look like an elephant. Elephant. Get the wax, bro. I'm telling you. Yo, my shit look like a fucking elephant, bro. I'm telling you.

[A]

It is weird looking with no hair on it.

[B]

It's amazing.

[C]

It's smooth.

[B]

I'm like, why did I ever have it? Yeah, I would do the laser, but I don't want to do the laser. Cause I don't know what's going to happen in the future.

[A]

And you want to be able to be trendy?

[B]

Yes, man. I think about shit like that. I think about shit like that with the laser. I think about shit like that with the veneers. Circumcision. If God comes down and say, why did you? Yes, I am. Oh, yeah. But I'm like, maybe I need that for the future. What if there's a war in the future and the only way for us to even identify ourselves is through foreskin? And now we trying to explain to people that we once had it, but we don't have it anymore.

[A]

That's a good point. I think that's a rational point. Yeah.

[B]

What'd you say about Jews, Chris?

[A]

The Jews and the Muslims, they don't have it, man. Yeah. It could be foreskin versus non foreskin.

[B]

So the Jews and the Muslims will be God's chosen people.

[C]

Have you noticed when you get waxed, you make less noise when you fart?

[B]

What, like my farts on my wax? Don't blame that on the wax. Get his nails painted. Don't blame that on the wax.

[A]

No, it's like silent farts.

[B]

Don't blame that on the wax. That hole is like this. If that motherfucker farting, it ain't no sound. That mean this nigga's hole is this fucking big.

[A]

Yo, have you heard him fart? Have you heard him fart? That's great. Why are you blowing into it? Al's farts? Why he blowing into. It's not that it sounds like a burp.

[B]

It sound like an AC coming out.

[A]

That's what his farts sound like. That's how open his asshole is.

[B]

Pitch back, asshole. Your butthole is that big that you don't fart when you make a sound. Once I started waxing, I'm about to agree with him. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Mother hole wax.

[B]

That shit don't got nothing.

[C]

It only started when I started waxing, I'm telling you.

[B]

Nah, bro, Nah, bro.

[A]

What is this clip you're about to say?

[B]

Sound like Peggy Bundy.

[A]

Oh, ain't no way.

[B]

Ain't no way.

[A]

Ain't no.

[B]

What the fuck?

[A]

Ain't no way.

[C]

You want to win.

[B]

Wrestling changed.

[A]

You ain't gotta want to win that bad, bro.

[B]

See, this is when the audio is getting cheap.

[A]

Ain't no way. You want.

[B]

Yo, why? The ref came in and fucking sexually assaulted him too. Watch this. Yo, the ref is gonna come in at the end and sexually assault him. Yo, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this. Yo, watch this. Let me get something. That he came in with the two tap. That was like the fucking intern that fucking fucking fingered Chris after he got the intern. Oh, you don't remember that story?

[E]

Internist.

[A]

Internist.

[B]

Remember when Chris got his prostate check and the doctor hit him with the finger? Then the intern came right behind him and hit him with the double wham. Wham. That's why he really hates Kudas. That was the intern's nickname. Listen, this is crazy. This is disgusting right now.

[A]

They got it.

[B]

They got it the way they double teamed him. You got a suit of establishment.

[A]

You got a. Yeah, they got everybody, bro.

[B]

What is this?

[D]

This is a foul, right? This is not even wrestling no more.

[B]

Y' all got to see this video. Let's pay some bills, man, and come back and do some asking. Idiots, man. Yo, shout out to the Grammys I didn't watch it.

[A]

I didn't watch either.

[B]

I watched like the beginning cuz I wanted to see who was going to win rap album of the year. I wanted the clips to win for the plot. Couldn't really. You can't be mad at Kendrick Lamar. It's not like GNX wasn't a phenomenal album. That was actually. It was actually a really good category this year. It was Kendrick Lamar, gnx push the clips. Let God sort him out. Glorilla, Glorious, Jid, God don't like Ugly, and Tyler, the creator's album that I can't pronounce. It was really a good category. But Kendrick won. I wanted to see the clips win just because the clips have been in the game for such a long time. Plus I thought Let God sort of out was such an amazing album. Plus, you know, Drake fan pages are kind of numb to Kendrick winning. Like clips winning would have sent him into a frenzy. Ooh. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, it would have sent them into a frenzy, man.

[A]

But that is interesting.

[B]

It was good. Donald Trump is pissed off at Trevor Noah. Donald Trump says that.

[A]

What was the joke?

[B]

What was the joke? Yeah, what was the. Trevor Noah. Yeah, let's hear it.

[D]

There's two different ones.

[B]

I have one right here. Let the joke play, Chris.

[D]

Right here, Chris.

[A]

Song of the year. Congratulations, Billy Eilish. Wow. That is a Grammy that every artist wants. Almost as much as Trump wants Greenland. Which makes sense. I mean, because Epstein's island is gone, he needs a new one to hang.

[B]

Out with Bill Clinton, so.

[A]

Oh, I told you it's my last year.

[B]

We're you going to do about it. Whoa. And what did Trump say?

[A]

Bipartisan joke. When that. Both sides.

[B]

What did Trump say? Trump said. Let's read it. The Grammy. Jesus. Oh, there. The Grammy Awards are the worst. Virtually unwatchable. CBS is lucky not to have this garbage lit their airwaves any longer. The host, Trevor Noah, whoever he may be, is almost as bad as Jimmy Kimmel at the low ratings Academy Awards. Noah said incorrectly about me that Donald Trump and Bill Clinton spent time on Epstein Island. Wrong. I can't speak for Bill, but I have never been to Epstein island nor anywhere close and intelligent. Knight's false and defamatory statement. I have never been accused of being there, not even by the fake news media. Noah, a total loser. Better get his facts straight and get them straight fast. It looks like I'll be sending my lawyers to sue this poor, pathetic, talentless dope of an MC and suing him for plenty of money. Ask little George Sloppadopoulos and others how that all worked out. Also ask cbs. Get ready, Noah. I'm gonna have some fun with you. President DJT this guy, I'm telling you, Trump has his own personal GoFundMe going. And he's got a number. He's got a number. What do you mean, he's got a number? He's got a number. He's got a goal he's trying to.

[A]

Reach, and once he reaches it, he's like, I'm good.

[B]

Listen. Yes, that's what I feel.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And you know what I would do if I was the powers that be?

[A]

Yeah. Just make a deal.

[B]

I would just go make a deal. I would go sit down with him and say, what's the number that we can pay you to have you just step aside. We won't pursue any legal charges. We won't pursue your family.

[A]

Since when?

[B]

We won't do any of that. We just want to make a deal and just have you go away and let's get back to some stability on this planet.

[A]

But since when do jokes have to be factual? The great thing about jokes is they're not factual.

[B]

Well, when you have somebody who don't.

[A]

Respect freedom of speech, yes, of course. But you also have somebody who makes a lot of jokes, like Trump makes a lot of jokes about people. He says a lot of things about people. He says inflammatory, mean things about people. And some of these things can come across as jokes, and some of these things can come across as, this is exactly how he feels about them. But I don't understand this idea that, like, when a comedian is making a joke on tv, that it has to be factual or you can sue somebody for it. There has to be some sort of protection where, like, this is art. So you can say things. It is.

[B]

It's called the First Amendment.

[A]

Well, you can't lie about people under the First Amendment.

[B]

Well, that's not defamation. It's through satire. What?

[A]

TREVOR NOISES Satire protects it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he. So he's protected by this. Donald Trump can, like, get in some lawsuit if he wants, but it's just fucking ridiculous.

[B]

Oh, no, he'll win. First of all, he's already shaking.

[A]

Cb I don't think you can win a lawsuit based on this. If he, if he's saying, hey, I am being satirical, I am joking around and I am having fun. And the goal of this is to joke around and having fun.

[B]

Yes, but. But the difference between. You think that my name is Donald Trump?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The head of the FCC is my guy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You do what the fuck I tell you to do. Our license will be pulled. It's not like he hasn't threatened that already before. That's all it is.

[A]

So he's basically trying to scare people into not making jokes about it, bro.

[B]

He's suing the irs. The IRS that he virtually controls. Like, what the fuck? Like in cbs, I'm like. I said, I'm like, how much more can you squeeze out of cbs? You already, you've. You've changed CBS forever. CBS is like your Fox News now.

[A]

Wait a minute. CBS is lucky to not have this garbage. So is it. Was it not on cbs?

[B]

It was on cbs, Graham.

[A]

Virtually unwatchable. CBS is lucky. Littered their airwaves any longer.

[C]

Oh, maybe this was the last year.

[A]

Ah, so this is the last time they're going to do on cbs. Maybe, yeah. Because CBS is in his pocket, right? Like, yes. So he. So they suing cbs? Yes. He will trust me to keep him happy.

[B]

See, here's the thing about guys like that. Once you give them a tribute, they never stop. It's like when you give the bully your fucking lunch money. I want that lunch money every day. You think he's just gonna give it to me on Monday and the rest of the week I'm good.

[A]

But they gave him everything he wanted. Nah, nah.

[B]

There's always more Schultz.

[A]

That's interesting. I'd be really curious to see if he sues CBS now that it's owned by Ellison and now that they put Barry in as CBS News. And it looks like the system that they here is going to be bare minimum. You could argue favorable towards him. I'd be shocked if he's like, I'm still going to sue you guys and you have to pay me out.

[E]

Just the fact that he's threatening to comedian.

[A]

Yeah. It's the most pussy shit ever. I hated it with Kimmel and I hate this.

[E]

This is how you lose the First Amendment.

[A]

That's what he's after talking the microphone right there.

[E]

This is how you lose the First Amendment. That's light joke right there.

[A]

That's not light. That's nothing.

[B]

Well, I will say, but there's a lot of people that were ringing that alarm already, though. A lot of people felt like he was threatening free speech. I mean, it wasn't. This was people on the right that was doing this. The Candace, Owens and all of them of the world. This was their first one of their first, like big pivots away from him. Like, yo, he's threatening free speech.

[A]

Well, I think when he came at Kimmel, like, you know, we did a. I mean, I did a whole piece about that shit.

[B]

Yeah, I saw Kimmel say something today. He said, I felt like he was subbing you a little bit.

[A]

He hit me up in the DMs. Thank you, me.

[B]

Okay, good. I thought. Pull it up, Pull it up. Because I thought that I was like, you know what? Because I know the history. I'm like, he's really talking about Andrew right now. Pull it up.

[A]

What is this?

[B]

Jimmy Kimble? It was on threads. I saw it on threads, man. How the. Do we get the threads from him? Yeah, let me see. I don't think. Bring any.

[A]

I have.

[B]

Hold on, I got a threads. Hold on, let me pull it up. Cuz I literally saw.

[E]

In my experience, there are a few. A few things more rare than publicly admitting that one.

[B]

Yep, yep. Read that, Chris.

[E]

In a Jimmy Kimmel voice. In my experience, there are few things more rare than publicly admitting you made a mistake. Rather than scream at those who are now doing this, why not commend them and welcome them? We're going to need each other to get through. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[B]

When I read that, I was like, oh, he's subbing Schultz. But now you said he hit you up in the dm.

[A]

This is back when I did that piece where I was defending him. He had hit me.

[B]

Oh, I talk about recently.

[A]

No, this was even around the Charlie Kirk stuff. And I remember that came for him again.

[B]

But I don't think it's just to you, though. I think it's to you. I think it's the rogue, and I think it's the. I mean, I've seen mad people on the right, Candace. I've seen all of these different people on the right basically condemning what Trump currently has going on. And I think what Kimmel is saying is real.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, he's making the smart, mature decision here. I think that people are still in a state of anger. And in the state of anger, you want to lash out and you want to see people suffer. And that's the normal human emotion that you got to kind of go through. But I think what happens, happens, ideally after that is you go, okay, how do we build a coalition? How do we win an election? How do we put enough public pressure out there to stop this thing? You've seen what happened in Minneapolis. There's enough people pushing back, especially that, you know, people are on his side. That all of a Sudden the administration walks back everything in the same way that there was ICE that was snatching up farmers. And then all of a sudden Trump goes, you know what, I spoke to the farmers. Turns out that we need the people to work the field. So ICE isn't going to target them. So. So I think that's the thing that a lot of people may not get about the administration is that if you show that there's a financial hit, if you show that the markets are hitting, or if you show that it looks really bad on tv, the administration just folds immediately. Every single time.

[B]

Yeah. Let's just all have some respect for this thing called the Constitution. Yeah. When we see things that are like.

[A]

Today, I don't think that's the moral compass of the administration. I think that.

[B]

No, no, forget them. I'm talking about the people. The people.

[A]

Yeah. But again, what I'm saying is like you're hoping that people won't be emotional about things, but right now people are very emotional about things. Like they don't want you to just call out what's right or wrong. They want you to call out what's right or wrong and they want you to, you know, drop and give me 50 push ups. And you want to do.

[B]

I don't have, I don't have a problem with people being emotional about the fall of democracy.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. It's like you have to let them go through those emotions, but on the other side pass what they want themselves for their personal satisfaction. If you're thinking about like what makes the best country to live in, you want as many people on the same side as the Constitution.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

So hopefully you get past what you want specifically for yourself and you start making, you know, the country live up to the, the moral background backbone.

[B]

I think you got to treat it like it's a fight. Right. Like think about if you were in a fight and you was getting your ass jump. I mean, beat the up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then somebody you don't like came in and was like, this is wrong, this person's getting jumped. I'mma defend this person. And they start fighting with you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you going to stop in the middle of the fight? Be like, no, cuz you the reason I'm getting jumped. Are you going to keep scrapping again?

[A]

You're, you're being like emotionally intelligent and like, I don't know if you see a lot of that on, on the Internet. I think, I think you do after a little while, you know, I think that you're just Seeing people.

[B]

People you can. You can say, all right, cool. Say. You can say, I told you so. Get your off. Yeah, I don't.

[A]

Again, I don't object to any of this kind of stuff. Like, I don't object to people being upset or those types of things. You're allowed to say whatever you want. People are free to say whatever they want. They're free to criticize or whatever. But to me, I don't. I'm not doing it for their approval. I'm doing it because I think it's the right thing, and people want to.

[B]

Make sure it's real.

[A]

They could make sure that, yeah, I'm a very consistent person when it comes to, like, my personal principle. So it's like, even people I might disagree with that, if they're comedians, I'm always going to defend them. Like, I've never not defended comedians telling jokes. Simple as that. I might disagree. You know, I might not think the joke is funny, but, like, if you're getting trouble for telling jokes, I don't care what side you're on or whatever. It's like, that's because once they take away your right to do that, they take away my right to do it, or vice versa.

[B]

We just got to make sure. Because I'll tell you something, man. We'll say stuff like that, and the next thing you know, you in black and white on somebody's YouTube channel, and it'll be like. Like 10 seconds later, and then it'll cut, and it'll be like, yo, you shouldn't have made that joke. What the fuck? I be forgetting. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm gonna be the first one to say I forget a lot of the shit that I've said.

[A]

I mean, we talk.

[B]

That's why I don't ever like to say. I never said.

[A]

I'd be like, we talk for six, eight hours a week on a podcast. You could find a line where we're gonna look hypocritical, et cetera. But I would think over the course of my career, I've always stood up for comedy. I've always stood up for jokes. Even the jokes that I'm like, ah, that shit is so unfunny.

[B]

But what. I'm consistent in the fact that I reserve the right to change my motherfucking mind. And I reserve.

[A]

I'm not allowed to do that.

[B]

Yes, you are. I reserve the right to make mistakes. I reserve the right to get it wrong. I reserve the right to correct myself if I fuck up.

[A]

Dude, you're not allowed to do that. You gotta apologize to me first.

[B]

Well, I might have to.

[A]

You have to apologize to me.

[B]

I may have to.

[A]

That will be what changes the world.

[B]

I may have to, though, but. No, I'm just saying I may have to. That's what I.

[A]

You apologize to me. Did you know if you apologize to me personally, that then Donald Trump will just step down?

[B]

No, but I'm not, Listen, I'm not above that either, though. I've done that.

[A]

Step down.

[B]

I've gotten it wrong with people.

[A]

Personal apology.

[B]

Listen, I've got. I've gotten it wrong with people and gave them a personal apology. I have no problem doing that. Did you see this shit? Trump tells DAN BONGINO the GOP should nationalize voters in 15 crooked states. Why are we even talking like this? Like, like, why? Like that's the type of shit that.

[A]

Is just nationalized voting means like the federal government oversees.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Process.

[B]

Because he said, he said, he said the voting process. He said, he said, he urged Republicans to nationalize the voting process in order to block crooked Democrat led states from allowing illegal immigrants to vote, which the President said is going to make it nearly impossible for the GOP to win. Moving forward, the reality of the situation is you're probably gonna lose the midterms. Not because of no illegal immigrants.

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. Because y' all did a terrible job.

[A]

Covering it because you didn't deliver on your promises.

[B]

It's that simple. It's really that simple.

[E]

That's the narrative they're trying to build now. I mean, there's the Stephen Miller quote from this weekend, which is.

[B]

What do you say?

[E]

Plenty of countries in history have experimented with importing a foreign labor class. The west is the first and only civilization to import a foreign labor class that is granted full political rights, including welfare and the right to vote. All visas are a bridge to citizenship.

[B]

Listen, take the L peacefully. But somebody gotta get in their ear and be like, listen, we're not gonna press, we're not gonna pursue any charges on y'.

[E]

All.

[B]

That's what they're concerned about. They're concerned about Democrats getting back in power.

[E]

I don't think Miller is. I think Miller, out of all these guys, actually believes.

[A]

Believes the bullshit.

[E]

What he's. What he's saying.

[B]

Yeah, well, he should be the main one concerned, though, if Democrats get back in power.

[A]

I think, look, I think we, I think we should, I think we should all be concerned about voter fraud. I just haven't seen enough evidence of voter fraud. Hasn't there been like independent investigations.

[E]

He's done a million investigations. You know, there's literally handfuls of.

[A]

Until we see an independent investigation that shows us of this, like rampant voter fraud that could change elections. Until we have evidence from an independent organization, obviously not the current administration's organization or any past administration's organization from an independent one. Until we see proof of that, then I don't think the federal government needs to take over voting districts that are in opposition of the party in power.

[B]

Just because, you know you're going to lose the midterms.

[A]

Exactly. Yeah. Now, now, if there was an independent investigation that showed bipartisan agreement that there was voter fraud in certain districts, regardless if they were Democrat or Republican, I'm sure you guys would all be in support.

[E]

I mean, the last time, and it wasn't confirmed, the last time that there seems to be any sort of widespread voter fraud in the United States was done by the Democrats, to be fair.

[A]

This was JFK and jfk.

[E]

Right. This is Chicago, West Virginia and Chicago working with the mob to stuff, to physically stuff ballot boxes.

[B]

Right.

[E]

There's been no indication that that's happened again since then.

[A]

Right, Again.

[B]

Again.

[A]

I'm assuming you guys are not against independently investigating things to make sure that our voting process is done without fraudulence, right?

[E]

Well, depends. I'm against it when it's a president in charge who's on the record said.

[A]

I'm trying to explain, hypothetically, of course.

[B]

If things were normal.

[A]

Right. Well, I'm trying to, I'm trying to send the olig. This is not you guys being so upset at Donald Trump that you're saying this, that like you want there to be a true and fair democratic process when it comes to our election. When you see abuse of power, you're like, I don't like this and we need to stop that.

[B]

And he's already told us the reason, like Trump has said on numerous occasions and Steve Bannon and all of them, that if they win the midterms, they're going to impeach us. You got to win the midterms. Cuz if we don't win the midterms, it's just going to be. I mean, they'll find a reason to impeach me.

[A]

I'll get impeached.

[B]

Steve Bannon said if they win. I don't know. He said, if they win the elections, we're going to. Yeah, we know what they're afraid of.

[A]

So here's the question. If you've done something that's impeachment worthy, then you deserve to be impeached.

[B]

Let's make a deal.

[E]

You're saying, here's amnesty.

[A]

No, no, what you're saying. So here's the thing.

[B]

He just wants you going.

[A]

So here's the thing, I think.

[B]

What?

[A]

Charlamagne, you're operating. You're operating in the real world, right? You're going, hey, it looks ugly. It looks ugly when we go and do this whole process. It undermines democracy in our country. How do we make you go out to the pasture without it looking so ugly? What do you need? Okay, you guys aren't gonna get arrested. We're not gonna put anybody in prison. We're not gonna make a spectacle out of it. But you don't get to continue doing your fuck shit for the next three years.

[B]

Yes, you need some type of global stability and we're not gonna have it over the next. Can you imagine what the next 11 months is gonna be like if. What? If this shit continues? I'm worried about this week. Okay, well, you're right, Chris. Maybe I'm jumping the gun. Listen, Texas Stunner Democrat Taylor Remitch flips Republican State Senate District Trump won by 17 points. Do you think these people aren't afraid? This is Texas.

[A]

Well, they know it's going to happen. They can't be oblivious to what's going to happen. So here's the question. Maybe.

[B]

And you know, why he won.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

You know what he said?

[A]

What?

[B]

He said affordability. As simple as that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, we got more money in people's pockets. That is not doing it.

[A]

That is. That is. I mean, that's essentially what Republicans have, is 11 months to get money in people's pockets. That will be the deciding factor. And if they don't, then they get absolutely washed. And if they somehow magically find a way of doing it, it then they might have a chance. But. But yeah, I think. I think the reality. I mean, there's a version where, like, let's say that they lose. Let's say they lose Congress. Right? Let's say Republicans lose Congress. Now there's a check on what Trump and his administration can do. That's good and that might be good for American stability. Right? That might. At least there is a barrier. I think right now all this anxiety that we're feeling is this idea that whatever they want to happen can just be forcefully pushed through. And so maybe America does function better when you need to reach across the aisle and get people to agree with your ideas. And they soften the edges of your ideas. They soften the extremities. That's right to left, left to right, doesn't matter. So maybe the. Maybe we trust the process a little bit. Maybe we trust the system that was developed.

[B]

America functions well when you have people who just want to follow the rule of law. It's really just that simple. Like America functions well when you have people who respect the country constitution, just respect the laws of the land, respect the guardrails. Who was it? Was it you, Chris, that told. Gave me the analogy he was talking about. You're driving down the highway and there's really nothing there except for the little white shit on the highway that tells you to stay in your lane. You stay in your fucking lane. Ain't no guardrail that keep you on that side. We just all trust that everybody is going to respect the law of the highway.

[E]

Right.

[B]

Can we not respect the law of America the same way?

[C]

And why would he be so worried, worried that he's going to get impeached unless he did some to be able to get impeached.

[B]

Alex, do you have eyes? I think we're all pretty much aware that he's done a lot of to get him.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

[C]

That's what he's worried about. Yeah, it's like, oh, I know all the. I did. And if we lose this election, I'm definitely going to get.

[B]

Let's Make a Deal, man. How much will it cost? How much do you think it cost, Chris?

[C]

Yeah, but who, where would that.

[E]

I would have said 200 billion, but that's low.

[B]

200 billion?

[E]

He's already got 1.5, let's say.

[B]

Yeah, he might, he might want to be the. He might go for the Trilly. Yeah, Trilly might be too much.

[C]

That's what he's going for, I think.

[B]

The Trilly.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Do the kids get to keep it?

[B]

Of course.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

They get to keep all cryptocurrency, the planes, this lawsuit money. They get to keep all that?

[A]

I mean. Yes, it doesn't go in the. Doesn't go away with it.

[E]

Can they move somewhere under the deal?

[B]

Oh, you want them gone? You want them out?

[E]

Yeah, I'd like them. I don't want to have to deal with them.

[B]

Well, they probably would want to move anyway. Just because of how they would be treated in the future.

[A]

No, because this is the thing where like you guys live in a little bit of a bubble.

[E]

They like the action.

[A]

You not only the action. Like there are places where they're incredibly celebrated and supportive this is not New York. Is not.

[B]

That tide is turning, though, man.

[A]

That's what you think and feel.

[B]

And then you just go, I'm from South Carolina. You see what just happened in Texas? Like, this is even. I don't believe all polls, but even polls are saying the base is like, yo, what the fuck? And it ain't about. It's about two things, really. It's about affordability. It's about not respecting the Constitution. Cause these people are patriots. And it's about that Epstein shit.

[A]

Oh, the Epstein shit is.

[B]

That shit is changing a lot of the tide, bro. I'm not saying he don't still have his. Some Die Hards.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But they didn't make Melania's movie number one. Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

By the way, this is when I. This one, I really was like, oh, man, he really got control of the media. Melania Trump movie comes out, makes $7 million off a $70 million budget. And they're spinning it like it was fucking a win.

[A]

It's not a $70 million budget.

[B]

40 million she gotten in, 35 in production.

[A]

No, it. It was like marketing. It was like 5 million they made it for. But again, who bought it?

[B]

Amazon.

[A]

And why did they buy it?

[B]

Trying to appease Trump. But Amazon Studios still took a $70 million hit.

[A]

Do you. You think that that's not a hit?

[B]

Shit.

[A]

Charlamagne. Charlamagne. Charlamagne. 70 million to Amazon is a drop in the bucket for Taylor Gang. By Taylor. By. Yeah. 70 million is a drop in a bucket for the access that that is going to give you. Right. Like, so the reason why I think all these, like, tech guys and all these, like, business guys glom onto Trump is because they understand the transactional nature. Right. It's just like, hey, if I give you something, I can get something 100%. And they love that. They don't like to deal with, like, an administration where they got to speak to five different interns before they can eventually get the ear of this person. They're like, fuck, you're 100%.

[B]

So.

[A]

So paying $70 million for a Melania documentary, if that ensures the Amazon web service data. What's it called? Cloud contracts for the next 10 years, their government cloud contracts.

[B]

That.

[A]

Exactly. That might be $700 million worth of business.

[B]

You're right.

[A]

And this is why they all lined up behind them during the inauguration.

[B]

You're right.

[A]

They understand the transactional nature.

[B]

You're right. But Amazon still got a studio. No matter how he tried to spin it, MGM still took a $70 million hit.

[A]

They took a billion dollar hit on fucking Lord of the Rings that they redid.

[B]

They redid Lord of the Rings.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's like they're not worried about that. These aren't. Amazon makes so much money. Not even on delivering you shit. It's on Amazon web services.

[B]

But the fact, My point is the fact that they would run headlines acting like that was a win. $7 million that shit made.

[A]

No, this was the headline. It was, was. No, it was, it was largest debut of any documentary.

[B]

Non music documentary. And like, what the. I was like, oh, he really got everybody in his pocket.

[A]

Well, when. When it is easy to transact Melania.

[B]

People in business with $7 million.

[C]

The thing is, why overpay for this movie? Why not just like transfer them some bitcoin under like ghost.

[A]

Oh, ow, ow. That's ugly. You can get in trouble for that.

[C]

No, you can't.

[A]

You can't, you can't. But you can. It's like, it's like, okay, it's like, for example, Jeff bezos buying like $100 million worth of Trump coin or something like that. That's too blatant. That's like, this is the most blatant. No, this isn't. This is, hey, we want to buy a documentary that was made about the first lady. There's been documentaries made about past presidents. There's been movies made about past presidents. It's not something that hasn't existed prior. And they can at least go, hey, hey, this is something that we want to showcase. And there might be people. Half the country voted for this guy. They might like it. Like they can justify it in a way that you cannot justify buying Trump coin.

[B]

Oh, no, 100%. But my point is that half of the country didn't show up for this fucking film.

[A]

Yeah, of course, of course.

[B]

I think that fucking gay rom com booty bros made more money. This was the name of that bros. I think that shit made more money.

[A]

That's not what Al was asking, though. Al's basically saying, why doesn't he just give the money directly? And you don't give the money directly because then you get caught up in this shit. There's enough layers here of separation where you can be like, ah, this is just a normal kind of thing that they're doing. It's not weird to do a documentary about famous successful people.

[C]

Yeah, but it's weird to open.

[B]

But you see, Go back to that. Go back to that.

[A]

For example, nobody question.

[B]

You see the first comment on this. What's that somebody put. Jesus Christ, not you too now. Because they can look at this headline from Rolling Stone and notice it's bullshit. And by the way, this is something that regular, everyday working class people understand because they're always looking at things like this. Remember when the sentence came out the first weekend and they tried to make it seem like it was a bomb census? Sinners.

[A]

I don't know what that is.

[B]

Yeah, sinners that came out and made like. It was like number one. But it made a lot of money, like tens of millions of dollars. But they was like, but it's, it's, it's not even close to getting back its production budget of 300 million. And then the Timothy. What's the movie with Timothy Chalamet comes out.

[A]

Marty Supreme.

[B]

Marty supreme comes out and does like $7 million. And they had headlines just like this shit with Melania trying to make it seem like that was a good thing. Yeah, like that shit. $75 million. You pay for a fucking movie and you make $7 million first weekend, you ain't never making that money back, bro. Street fighters do that. They will not be a sequel. Sure.

[A]

Again, that's not what, that's not the debate. Right. We understand what the purpose of this was, and they knew they were going to lose money on it. But the win is guaranteeing cloud contracts for the next decade from the United States government that are going to pay a billion dol.

[B]

Oh, I agree with you. I'm talking about how the media spun it, though. Yeah.

[A]

What you're saying is the media is acting in a sycophantic way to Trump.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[A]

And you're surprised that something like Rolling Stone could even get on board with. Why.

[B]

Why would you even lie like that?

[A]

Well, what do they want? What do they get access to?

[C]

Everybody's trying to be in Trump's good grace.

[A]

And why is it not now?

[B]

It can't be now.

[C]

Headline like that is like, hey, so here's the thing. They want to be on Trump's good grace.

[A]

It's weird that Rolling Stone does it and some of these other, like, I don't know who owns Rolling Stone? Like, maybe Washington Post bought Rolling Stone. Like, who are they owned by? I'd have to understand. I'd have to understand who, like their.

[B]

That's a good question.

[A]

Holding company is. Because then you get. They're owned by Penske Media, which also owns. What else? Variety, Billboard, Hollywood Reporter. I mean, here's a perfect example. Hollywood Reporter. Right. Hollywood Reporter. The week after, I think the week after Saudi Arabia Said that they were starting a movie studio or funding movie studio to the tune of like a billion dollars or whatever. They put like a massive investment. And I think the Hollywood Reporter ran an article saying like, Saudi Comedy Festival is great for both comedians and Saudi Arabia. Like they were the one thing that ran a positive article on it. And it's like, well, yeah, because they just injected a billion dollars of capital into the movie business. And the Hollywood Reporter responds to the movie business. Now I can't prove that that's exactly why they did it, of course, but one might glean from it that, you know, had, hey, this looks good for the movie business. So then let's not shame this place where the money's coming in because then we get to make more movies and we're, you know, at the end of the day, a, a period. What is a periodical that responds to Hollywood? Right? So we need to make sure Hollywood can't flourish. What I'm trying to say is a lot of people are getting their back scratched in different ways. But yes, this is an all time transactional administration and businessmen are not stupid when they see it. They're going to take advantage of that and try to transact as much as they possibly can.

[B]

I just don't understand why people put themselves in these positions. Look at the first comments. Jesus Christ, not you too. Now Rolling Stone blink twice if you're in danger. Like, stop posting this slop. My point is the people see through this. The people see that you're compromised. And once they know that you're compromised, what happens three years from now?

[A]

But did you not know that these like, did you not know that these news organizations are compromised? Like, we read the news every single day and we can predict what the headline is based on the company that comes from. It's not like there's objective journalism at all.

[B]

Absolutely. But this is not.

[A]

You're just shocked when it's not objective for him.

[B]

No, this is just a different level of compromise. Like, this is. God damn, do you gotta be so motherfucking blatant about it? Are you gonna bow down and suck his dick in front of all us like this? And then what happens in three years when he's no longer in power? And then you gotta try to come back to people like, nope, we're the standup guys, trust us.

[C]

I think they're betting on the fact that one people aren't as savvy as, as you.

[B]

And look at the comments.

[C]

Not every single comment is that. But also people have a very low attention span and they will forget.

[B]

But also, too, it made $7 million. So we can. And by the way, that number's probably inflated, so you can say whatever you want if you're in that many theaters and you got that type of promotion and marketing budget, because I saw Melania shit everywhere, and you only made $7 million. But you're supposed to have a whole other half of the country that fucks with you.

[C]

Let me keep focusing on that.

[A]

So here's the thing. Let me. Let me just.

[C]

The amount of money that they spent on this is probably going to make 10 times that.

[B]

What about the people? Listen, I get what you're saying, but what about the people?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Charlamagne, Charlotte, you're Amazon. You still want people to.

[A]

Ain't nobody canceling their prime. Like, come on.

[C]

Oh, no, nobody's canceling that.

[A]

Stop, stop, stop. So. So. So. And it's like, okay, you cancel your prime. But it's like, okay, well, the.

[B]

Well, they'll cancel us.

[A]

The web service that's going to keep your. Your. Your. Your website up or the web service is going to keep, like, whatever business platform you're using up. It's like. Like, Amazon has become, like, part of the government, like, utility.

[B]

I think all of y' all are missing my point, though. My point is there's no reward for this shit. That's the First Lady.

[A]

That's. You're wrong. That is. You're entirely wrong.

[B]

So why she didn't make $20 million at the box office this weekend?

[A]

Because they don't. Okay.

[C]

Oh, you need no reward for her.

[B]

Where were the people? Where was the MAGA crowd to support her?

[C]

No, but they don't care about that.

[A]

They just want.

[B]

Am I speaking English? No, Listen to what I'm saying. Fuck Amazon. Where was the MAGA crowd to support her? Oh, nobody cares about this shit. Yeah, nobody. Oh, so they don't fuck with Melania is what you say.

[A]

No, he barely fucks with Melania. Yeah, I think anybody say that's different.

[B]

Okay, I didn't. That's different. I thought that was the queen. I don't fucking know. No, he don't be having a.

[A]

You don't think the relationship that the party has with Melania is the same as what the Democrats had with, like, Michelle Obama? Like, they had, like, a real relationship of admiration with Michelle.

[B]

I just thought MAGA would show up. But it just goes back to one other thing, too. This Democrat that flipped his seat in the Senate in Texas. Guess who was fucking telling everybody to vote for the Republican for months Even the day of President Trump. And then when the guy loses, what did Trump say? I don't even know who that is. I never even heard of him. Did you see that shit? Chris, pull it up. He literally goes, I don't even know who that. Pull up Trump Senate seat. This is funny. That. We can move on to asking idiots. This is. This. This is funny. He was from. He was. He was endorsing this dude over and over and over. And then when they asked him, oh, there it goes right there. Right there. Hilarious.

[A]

President on Texas, a Democrat, won the.

[B]

Special election in an area that you.

[A]

Had won by 17 points. What is your reaction to that?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I didn't hear about it. Somebody ran where in Texas? Special election for legislative? 9th State Senate. SE. I'm not involved in that. That's a local Texas race.

[B]

You mean I won by 17?

[A]

Yes. And this person lost. Things like that happen. Does it worry you about the.

[B]

Well, you don't know whether or not it's trans. Terrible. You know, I'm not on the ballot, so you don't know whether or not it's terrible. Literally by name. So my point is that magazine ain't as strong as people might think it is. Is.

[C]

Did he endorse him verbally?

[B]

Verbally. Through tweets. Everything.

[C]

Tweets. I think somebody's tweeting.

[B]

Y' all making a lot of excuses.

[A]

No, no, no.

[C]

I'm just not making excuses. But if you read his tweets, there's some tweets that it looks like him talking, and then there's some tweets that look like, oh, this is just a prepared something that somebody else wrote.

[B]

I know there's a lot of that, but he was endorsing them days up until. Up until. And the day of.

[C]

But I'm pretty.

[B]

But my point is to act like he didn't even know him at all.

[C]

Yeah, That's.

[B]

God damn. Just because he lost. If he would have won, he'd been like, it was my endorsement that did it.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

And he probably still wouldn't have known who he was, but he would have just took the credit for it.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Let's do some asking. Idiots. Chris. Oh, Oscar B. Savage on him says, the worst and best experience as a teenager.

[E]

Hmm.

[A]

I mean, yeah, like, losing your virginity is incredible, but it's also like, wow, I was thought that would be longer maybe, you know, so. Yeah. But yeah, losing your virginity, Are you kidding me? It's incredible.

[B]

The worst and best experience as a teenager. The best experience is being A teenager. The worst experience is that, you know, being a teenager is only like a seven year run. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's literally only a seven year run. Like you get seven years of being a teenager and truthfully, by the time you 18, 19, they don't even credit you as being a teenager. So you really only get like, like a 13 to about 16 when you first get your license. 17. That's when really the cutoff date is 13 to 17. Oh, and you don't really appreciate it. I try to explain that to my daughter all the time. She's 17 now, she's about to go to college. And you have no idea how this adult shit is about to.

[A]

You can't explain it to them.

[B]

You can't.

[A]

It's one of those things. It's not even worth your time.

[B]

You have no idea. Enjoy your teenage years.

[A]

No responsibility.

[B]

Oh my God, man. And understand it's a short run. I know. Listen, everybody listening to us right now, you might be a teenager listening to Brilliant. As you're thinking to yourself, like, I'm gonna be young forever. You're really not. You're gonna be older much longer than you're gonna be younger. 13 and 20 is seven years.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And like I said, I'm being gracious by adding the 18 and 19.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Cause you're an adult at 18. You really got 13 to 17 to really just fuck off. Yeah. And you might as well now they gotta add 12 to call you a preteen now. Just to give you a little bit more time. So. Yeah, the best part of being a teenager is being a teenager. The worst part is that the run is so short. Yo, Dylan J. Alexander says, can we have more dick segments? P.S. alex, I think is gayer than Miles. What about you?

[E]

You?

[B]

Damn. How Miles get thrown into this, bro?

[A]

Shout out Dylan, man.

[B]

What did Miles do, man?

[A]

Yo, shout out Dylan, bro.

[B]

Why Miles got thrown into this?

[A]

I didn't know Miles. Oh, cuz Mile kissed David.

[C]

Yeah, Miles kissed the dude on New Year.

[B]

I saw gay.

[A]

So I said gay.

[B]

What's the next topic? See, because now I'll be thinking like, why do we even have to explain what gay is? Yes.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Alex, you ever kissed a man?

[C]

No, I have not.

[B]

All right. Yes, Miles is definitely Miles. Is Miles gayer than Alex? Alex.

[A]

Alex got his feet rubbed by a stranger. A burning man. A male. That's a massage.

[B]

Yeah, it's like a massage. That's like physical therapy. Yeah.

[C]

And he was a physical therapist.

[A]

That's what he said.

[C]

I mean, that's what he told me.

[B]

Why was he rubbing your feet in the middle of the desert? That's what makes it gay.

[C]

No, he was.

[B]

And he probably was high.

[C]

He was doing that to other people, too. Like, I wasn't the first.

[B]

Oh, he was running trains on people's feet.

[C]

No, he just had a little standard.

[B]

He had an orgy with people's feet. What if he's a fucking freaky feet guy and he just fucking had orgies on all of y' all fucking feet? Could the podcast ever be recorded in front of a live studio audience? Is brilliant. Idiots. A new trl, of course it could be recorded in front of a live studio. What are you talking about?

[A]

That's easy. Not new trl, but. But yes, it would have. Yeah, we could. We've done it before. It's a little different, though, when there's a live studio audience.

[B]

There is no new trl, by the way. Yeah, because TR TRL was specific to music.

[A]

Music videos.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? Like, that was. If we did it live.

[E]

What about like. Like putting phones in the pouches?

[B]

Like, oh, that would be so fun. Like, that'd be so fun.

[E]

Doing one where you could really go off.

[B]

That would be fun.

[A]

No, that'd be great. The question is, like, sometimes with the audience, it changes. It's not this dynamic. It's an enter. You're entertaining the crowd, which is awesome. It's a different one. But I wonder what that. How that translates to, like, listeners at home, and I wonder how that translates.

[E]

Not as great for the listeners, but live.

[A]

It's great.

[E]

We've had some pretty funny moments.

[A]

Oh, I love the live show. I love a live show. Yeah.

[B]

Hey, that's interesting. I don't know. Yeah. Cause, you know, nowadays people watch podcasts, so, like, this vibe right here is kind of what they. What they're coming to see anyway. You know what I mean? I think the problem with podcasts is you don't want big settings. Keep them intimate, but then you can't really make no money. You know what I'm saying?

[E]

I think 85 south has done a good job.

[B]

But they're performing.

[A]

Yeah, they're like, really?

[E]

You need to elevate the actual cast.

[B]

Like, I saw. I saw Mel Robbins. That was a performance. That was a stage play. Like, 85 got the band. They really performing. I don't know if we want to do all that.

[C]

Well, you guys should try it out, see how it goes.

[B]

Paulie, 8921 says would you rather have penis sized nipple? Nipples are a nipple sized penis. Whoa, easy call. Penis sized nipples.

[A]

Yeah, you can't have a small. Cause you could do.

[B]

Yeah, whose dick though?

[A]

Ooh, yeah.

[B]

Let me not just jump out there so fast when you say penis size.

[A]

Your dick length?

[B]

Hell no.

[C]

Or the other thing.

[B]

Like I ain't the biggest, but I don't want them shit hanging off my goddamn nipples scaring people at the penis. If I had my penis sized nipples.

[A]

You gotta tape them down.

[B]

That's a whole thing. Where the fucking. What's that shit? The body armor shit in the water all the time. You gotta walk around acting like you fat all day. Penis sized nipples for sure. Cause nipple sized penis, man, ain't no coming back from that. And the penis sized nipples, I can get removed, right?

[A]

No, you can't. No, not in this hypothetical. Otherwise everybody would just do that.

[B]

You can't get your nipples removed.

[A]

Not in this hypothetical.

[B]

Oh, I would have to carry it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Penis sized nipples for sure. For sure.

[A]

All right, next one.

[B]

What else, Chris? What else we got? What's with the frozen iguana epidemic?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Iguanas freeze when it gets cold.

[A]

Oh, and it's just cold down south. Yeah, cold in Florida.

[B]

That's been going on my whole life. Like whenever it gets a certain temperature in Florida, the iguanas freeze. Like that's nothing new.

[C]

Do they die?

[A]

I heard they go into like a stable. Just hibernate or something.

[B]

Yeah, they freeze. Everything freezes. Their thumb thoughts, everything. Like whatever they were thinking. They come. Like they open up mid fucking freeze. They did test on it where they saw iguanas that were eating, are about to eat. Like literally, tongue sticking out, bug. They freeze in that moment. They fall and freeze. And then when they thaw out, they're still going after the bug. I made that up. Yeah, we could tell. I did. I made that whole thing up. Big Ginger Will says, what was the biggest shock? Zero kids. The one or one kids to two? That's for you, Sho.

[A]

Nah, zero one. I mean, one to two is crazy.

[B]

Like you, the.

[A]

You just have no time to think. Like thinking is done. Thinking happens outside the house. But zero to one, your life completely changes. Your perspective on life completely changes. Like your heart completely changes everything. Everything. Yeah.

[B]

Until you get to zero to four.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I walk, I look around my house sometimes. I'm like, yo, I got a whole, whole family.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like it's a party of six.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Everywhere. Plane tickets, restaurants.

[A]

Oh, it's something.

[B]

You know what I mean, anywhere you going, you be asking people if they want to go, hoping they say no. The kids are never saying no. Not the 10, 7 and 4. They want to go everywhere. 17 year old is like, eh, you know, I don't want to go everybody else. Oh, my God, man. But it's a beautiful thing, though. Like, I'm not mad at it. You gonna shit yourself, you keep doing that.

[A]

I just farted for the sixth time.

[B]

Let's do one more, please. Let's do one more. Now. This is a great question. Arsenal Yvega says, how much will it take for you to leave it all? He's asking us the question we want to ask Trump. How much will it take for you to leave it all? No poverty. God, no. Stand up, just leave rich and in peace.

[A]

No, there's no number where, like, because I, I still want to do these things. They're enjoyable, you know, so it's not like you're after. You have to give me a number where I have to, like, completely find a different joy in my life and like, not do the things that I've done for the last almost 20 years. I love doing. Doing, but. But then what would I do? Well, I'm sacrificing the number. I don't know if there's a number that would give me the joy. Like, I. I can't do anything in entertainment. I can't do standup comedy anymore.

[C]

Can't do podcasting or standup.

[A]

Nah.

[C]

A billion dollars.

[A]

Look for a billion dollars.

[B]

You, You.

[A]

Yeah, probably, but like, no, because then what am I going to do? I can't. I can't make movies. I can't do. I can't do anything. Creat my life.

[C]

Podcast, you can do movies, you can do. You can find other creative outlets. Just no podcasting, no stand up.

[E]

Walk away from the.

[A]

That's what I think this means is walk away from.

[B]

I've thought about that.

[A]

Creating an entertainment. What's that?

[E]

I thought about that. Like, is there another thing that I.

[A]

Could pour myself into and, like, love?

[E]

And I'm just like, I don't, you know, like, move to the. These are hypothetical kind of, you know, cliche examples. You know, start painting or, you know.

[A]

I need to put my brain into something. But if basically it's. What it's saying is I have to be retired and I can't do anything. And it's an honor to hang out with your family and just, just enjoy those.

[E]

Go off on a farm with your family and raise the kids.

[A]

And that's it. But like there's, I don't. Nah man. Like I enjoy doing these things. It's not like, it's not like I'm like frustrated or annoyed by them. Like there are things that can be frustrating or annoying about the business for sure, but like this is a pleasure. And then you also get to, to make money doing it. So you're saying like I get to what? Like I get to fly private or something? Like the basic change is do you get to, do you want to fly private and just go on more vacations and like spend more time with your family? More time with your family. But I spend. I wake up with my daughter every single morning. I'm back there for dinner every single night. Like I really work my life around being with, with her. She's going to be in school eventually. Now she's going to be gone all day during school. So like what am I going to do all day? I'm just going to sit around and read, son. Now, well, eventually he's going to be in school. Like you have to think about the rest of your life. You got to pour yourself into something creative. Otherwise you just jet setting like these people who are just doing drugs, being, you know, bored and like trying to fulfill themselves while they're miserable like that. Removing art from your life is a horrible. I don't know if granted if somebody's sitting here with a billion dollars, I gotta like talk to my family about this shit. But.

[B]

I don't know man, it's a tough question. It's a tough question because missed like $200 million, man. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. But like Andrew said, you know, when you love what you do, there's really no number somebody can give you to make you walk away from what it is that you love. You know what I'm saying? Cause you're gonna. I miss going up on that stage. Like I can only imagine how.

[A]

Think of all these ideas for jokes. I can't even throw them anymore.

[B]

And think about athletes, right? Literally some athletes gotta be dragged away from their sport. Like LeBron is fighting it right now. Tom Brady had to be dragged away from this sport. And these are like all time great goats who literally wanted to make sure it was all gone. Like they didn't have no desire to be back out there. And I don't think that ever probably goes away. I'm sure Tom Brady is up in that booth sometime thinking about wishing he was on man, what if I was 25, you know what I'm saying? What if I was 30? Like, I'm sure he thinks about that kind of stuff. So for me, I don't know if there's necessarily a number, but then you get older and your priorities change. Right. Like, there's certain things that you might love doing more. You might love playing a different position, a different. So you might not want to be on the podcast, Mic. You might not want to be on the stage. You might want to give them jokes to somebody else shows. You might want to sit back and be creative and say, I'm going to sit back and watch this, help this new young comic become, you know, who I think they're destined to be. So I just think it really just matters where you are. Like, I don't think you can come to somebody playing paddle player.

[A]

Oh, I'm already thinking that.

[B]

See what I'm saying? Paddle all day, somebody give you $2 billion and they like, yo, I want you to be a world class. What is it? Cash out player. What is it? What is the. Is it. What did you say?

[A]

Paddle.

[B]

Paddle player. You be a world class paddle player.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying? You might just want to do that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, there's, there's, there's things that I, I don't love.

[A]

You can't have all that money and then not freedom. If all that money doesn't buy you freedom, then what does it buy you? Right?

[E]

I mean, I think if for a lot of us in this space, there's, there's like a certain sense of validation you get from success. Right?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And you know the competition when you're early drives, Right. Like, he did this, so I want to do that. And then they did this. As you get older, you stop giving a. At least, you know, like validation used to drive me. Now I'm just kind of like.

[B]

Yeah, I've never felt like, I've never felt like I was competing with folks.

[A]

Really.

[B]

No. I like coming in here because I like coming in here. This is the. This is more a. That would me up more than anything. It's more of therapy for me. I like coming in here and kicking this on brilliant idiots. Like, I like going to Breakfast Club in the morning. I enjoy it. I enjoy being around Envy and Jess and Lauren and Taylor and the whole crew. I like coming in here and being around you. Crisis out. Like, I like it. It's a good once a week kickback for me.

[E]

About 15 years ago, that's why we.

[B]

But we did It. For fun. That's why it became what it became.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, I don't. I don't. I don't. I've never been, like, by the way, 15 years ago, because we wasn't competing with nobody. It was nobody out here also. We literally just did it because we. It was fun.

[A]

The idea, to me, the idea that, like, you would have all this money, but you still have restrictions in terms of what you can do.

[E]

Right.

[A]

It would. It. Those things would probably just, like, burn a hole in my head. Now, granted, let's say we had nothing and we. We were barely making it, and we were trying to survive.

[E]

And there's a number.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

There's a number. Because you just want to be able to provide for your family. You want to be able to take care of your kids. Like, that's a completely different situation. We're lucky and fortunate enough where we're in a situation where we can go, well, we can keep doing this, and we're fortunate. We can keep making money doing the thing that we love. Why would we have somebody carve that out, bro?

[B]

I think competition is a cage. And if you're a person that's sitting around and you feel like, yo, I'm in competition with this person, and I'm in competition with that person, you are never truly going to be happy because there's always gonna be somebody who comes around and might acquire more money or somebody who's getting more views or somebody who the audience is feeling in that moment. Like, you'll find yourself in competition with every single new person that pops up. To me, that is a level of insecurity that you don't feel comfortable in your space or you don't feel comfortable with what God has blessed you with. Like, I don't ever feel like I'm in competition with nobody. And it's funny. Cause, you know, you'll be online and you'll see different people, and people paint these narratives about you and other individuals. Like, they'll do that with me and certain people. They'll do that with Andrew and certain people. And it's like, I promise you, I'm not competent with that folk. In fact, I want everybody to win. So how can you compete with me when I want everybody to win? I don't give a fuck about who's number one or who's making more here. I don't care about none of that shit, man. You're a person that I saw come up from the beginning, build something from nothing, and now you're able to Make a way for your family. Salute to you, man. Yeah, that's it.

[A]

Yeah, I hear you. I mean, don't get me wrong, there's always competition, but I don't think that that competition drove me closer to as much as, like, wanting to sell our Madison Square Garden.

[B]

Who I want to know. Tell me your definition of competition. Don't tell me the person, but just tell me what is.

[A]

No, I understand. It's like, there are certain, like, things that you might want. You might want to get a special. You might want to get a TV show show, or you might want. When we're doing geico, if you might want to make sure you're in the episode, you know, four times or five times, or there's you. You might want to go host an award show, but you don't get asked, or you do get asked, and other people want to. So these little competitions here, they're motivating for sure. But nothing motivated me more than the singular goal that I just cared about for me. And I didn't care if anybody else got it or anybody else didn't get it. It didn't change at all the thing I wanted, and it was just a one want to sell at Madison Square Garden. And, like, that drove me and made me work harder and made me grind more than anything. Even with the last special, like, wanting to tell this story and wanting to do justice to it and make it so funny that somebody that had no clue what it was like to go through the fertility could still come and enjoy. Wasn't about like, oh, well, somebody else is going to do it, or, how is that going to happen? Or, what are these other comics doing? So I think the biggest drive, the biggest battery is always the personal goals that you set. At least for me, same.

[B]

And my mother told me a long time ago, just be happy that you're making a living. So to your point, I have personal goals in my mind that when I write down and I'm able to check off, I'm good. I don't care what anybody else is doing. I promise you, I'm not looking at any of you dudes. I'm looking past you. And also, that's where my ego comes into play. Cause I be insulted. I'd be like, you really think I'm competing? Meeting with any of these people? Yeah, the people I'm looking at, y' all not even thinking about.

[A]

You don't even know who they are.

[B]

You don't even know who the they are. Like, we. I'm not. I'm. I'm I'm looking at. I want to. I want to build networks. I want to build media conglomerates where, you know, multiple people can prosper.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not just you. In a select few.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, that's, like. I don't know. It's weird. Thank y', all, man. Thank y' all for joining us today, as always. If you listen to this podcast, you think, how the fuck does it go? Oh. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit. And you're right, too. It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.