The Balder The Berry

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Brilliant Idiots – "The Balder The Berry" (February 14, 2025)

Hosts Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz dive deep into a variety of topics in this episode of "The Brilliant Idiots," blending humor with insightful commentary. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key discussions, notable quotes, and overarching themes.

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1. Health Updates and Personal Anecdotes

Charlamagne and Andrew kick off the episode discussing the ongoing flu season and its relation to COVID-19.

• Charlamagne Tha God [00:40]: "This flu's going around. I might got something, man."

• Andrew Schulz [00:48]: "Yeah, I got that long one."

Andrew shares a personal experience about getting a Brazilian wax for the first time, leading to a humorous and candid conversation about grooming and personal hygiene.

• Andrew Schulz [00:58]: "A Brazilian wax. From the front to the back. I look like a motherfucking newborn. I feel so light. I feel so motherfucking fresh."

• Charlamagne Tha God [02:00]: "Old bald dick is weird."

2. Brazilian Wax: A Comedic Deep Dive

The hosts delve into the intricacies and humorous sides of getting a Brazilian wax, discussing the challenges, sensations, and social implications.

• Andrew Schulz [05:10]: "When you think about all of these situations... I don't ever want to freak a woman out."

• Charlamagne Tha God [06:22]: "He grabbed her whole meat. Joystick. 80s, baby."

They humorously explore scenarios where unexpected erections could lead to awkward situations, emphasizing the vulnerability and humor in such moments.

• Andrew Schulz [07:28]: "You in the gym locker room. Gym locker room, everybody naked."

• Charlamagne Tha God [09:43]: "There’s something else nasty."

3. Super Bowl Halftime Show Analysis

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance, comparing it to Drake's influence and exploring the cultural and political undertones.

• Charlamagne Tha God [31:03]: "It was a mass appeal. The music itself is not broad enough or well known enough to reach generations."

• Andrew Schulz [35:14]: "Kendrick is showing pride for the American flag at the Super Bowl. And I was like, yeah, but here's the thing. This is American pride."

Discussion Points:

• Symbolism and Messaging: How Kendrick Lamar incorporated American pride and addressed racial contributions to the nation's foundation.

• Audience Reception: Differentiating reactions between hardcore fans and the general Super Bowl audience.

• Comparisons with Drake: Analyzing the dynamic between Kendrick and Drake, especially in light of streaming numbers and chart rankings post-performance.

• Quotes:

  • Andrew Schulz [47:16]: "Kendrick Lamar's 12 Minutes of Rap was... for me."
  • Charlamagne Tha God [54:17]: "But I'm a girl dad. Maybe you didn't want to."

4. Book Releases and Promotions

The hosts promote their recent literary endeavors, highlighting new releases and upcoming projects.

• Andrew Schulz [69:03]: "Tamika Mallory book I Live to Tell the Story, A Memoir of Love, Legacy and Resilience came out this week."

• Charlamagne Tha God [66:27]: "Finally, my new special, life is gonna be on Netflix March 4th."

Discussion Highlights:

• Andrew's Book Imprint: Focus on financial literacy and promoting works like Tameka Mallory's memoir.

• Charlamagne's Netflix Special: Anticipation and excitement surrounding the upcoming release, emphasizing the emotional depth and vulnerability showcased.

5. Comedy and Personal Jokes

True to the podcast's name, the hosts engage in light-hearted and often raunchy humor, discussing topics ranging from waxing experiences to rumors about celebrities like Pete Davidson and Drake.

• Andrew Schulz [83:00]: "If you have been... you gotta fill those briefs out a little more in the front."

• Charlamagne Tha God [97:03]: "Man, it's hard for men to get over women, too."

Notable Exchanges:

• Discussions on Penis Size and Waxing: Comedic banter about personal grooming and the myths surrounding anatomy.

• Celebrity Rumors: Speculative and humorous takes on public figures' personal lives, blending reality with exaggerated humor.

• Quote with Timestamp:

  • Andrew Schulz [99:28]: "He said I'm African. I'm African American. They would have understood the gang because they were the part with Sammy Jack."

6. Philosophical Musings and Cultural Commentary

Venturing beyond humor, the hosts touch upon philosophical figures and their impact on societal thought, specifically discussing Karl Marx's philosophy.

• Andrew Schulz [85:03]: "Let me see. Is Karl Marx considered a philosopher? He's still alive, right?"

• Charlamagne Tha God [86:29]: "Karl Marx's philosophical roots are deeply tied to German idealism, especially Hegel."

Key Points:

• Role of Philosophers: How philosophical ideas influence modern thought and societal structures.

• Impact of Karl Marx: Exploration of Marx's contributions to political philosophy and his lasting legacy.

7. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts

As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on their discussions, reiterate their upcoming projects, and engage in a final round of humorous exchanges.

• Charlamagne Tha God [104:00]: "You already mentioned me in it. Sure. She might not have nothing like not give a fuck about Drake."

• Andrew Schulz [107:00]: "This shit is getting out of hand, bro. It's getting out of hand."

Final Interactions:

• Audience Engagement: Encouraging listeners to check out their books and Netflix special.

• Humorous Sign-Offs: Light-hearted farewells filled with typical banter and jokes.

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Conclusion

In "The Balder The Berry," Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz successfully blend humor with thoughtful analysis, creating an engaging episode that touches on personal experiences, cultural phenomena, and societal issues. Their dynamic interplay ensures that both long-time listeners and newcomers find the content both entertaining and insightful.

Notable Quotes Recap:

• Andrew Schulz [00:58]: "A Brazilian wax... I look like a motherfucking newborn. I feel so light. I feel so motherfucking fresh."

• Charlamagne Tha God [31:03]: "It was a mass appeal... the music itself is not broad enough or well known enough to reach generations."

• Andrew Schulz [35:14]: "Kendrick is showing pride for the American flag at the Super Bowl."

• Andrew Schulz [69:03]: "Tamika Mallory book I Live to Tell the Story... came out this week."

• Andrew Schulz [99:28]: "He said I'm African. I'm African American. They would have understood the gang because they were the part with Sammy Jack."

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This summary encapsulates the essence of the podcast episode, ensuring that listeners gain a comprehensive understanding of the discussions without having to listen to the entire transcript.

Transcript

[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

What's up, man?

[Andrew Schulz]

How you feeling, my brother? All right, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This flu's going around. I might got something, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Eh, it don't even matter. You've probably had something since 2020 and don't even fucking realize it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I got that long one.

[Andrew Schulz]

That long motherfucking Covid. Everybody got it. Everybody got the flu. Everybody got some type of sniffles, some type of virus. You know what I got yesterday for the first time ever in my motherfucking life?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What'd you get?

[Andrew Schulz]

A Brazilian wax. From the front to the back. I look like a motherfucking newborn. I feel so light. I feel so motherfucking fresh. Okay, yes, I'm judging and looking down on all you hairy dick, hairy, bald, hairy ass cheek having motherfuckers. Okay? Yeah, I'm fresh, I'm clean. Yeah, you laugh. Now hold on.

[Chris]

Did your wife convince you?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now hold on. Did you do this area right here? Like on top of your dick?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, I got everything.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So you're bald? Completely, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Bald. Top of the dick, bald on the sides, bald on the scroll, bald in between the gooch, bald in the ass cheeks. I mean, ass cracked. Cause I don't got nothing on my ass cheeks. You got a hairy ass. You should do it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I've done it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, you got a Brazilian wax before? Yeah, not Brazilian. Tell me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, I got my ass waxed because I had to do a role where I was like a crackhead and I had to run naked down the street.

[Andrew Schulz]

You had to show your ass?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The director looked at my ass. He was like, nah, we gotta do something about this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait a minute. So he didn't think you had an ass pit for a crackhead?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was like, it's too hairy.

[Andrew Schulz]

God damn. What did he think crackhead ass look like?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know. He had an idea.

[Andrew Schulz]

Who was this director that used to sell drugs and used to fuck crackheads in the ass?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Honestly, he must have done some shit. I told you, he kind of me too'd me. Really? Yeah. He, like, touched my butt. He touched my butt.

[Andrew Schulz]

You said it was too hairy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know. But, like, you could just look at it to know if it's hairy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, this is after the wax or before?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is before.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay. Cause after the wax, that glows. You gotta get a little pinch.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. I'll be honest. Wiping is amazing with that hair down.

[Andrew Schulz]

My God, y' all ass shitting period. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, y' all have vines catching these logs all of this time?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Yeah. That's incredible.

[Andrew Schulz]

This shit was like, literally. I. I'm like, yo, this shit feels smooth.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You don't tear the toilet paper.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nothing smooth. It just plopping right out. You wiping. You, like, what's up?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, it's like beast when you got, like, a hairy ass. It's like, like, through a spider web.

[Andrew Schulz]

Through a spider web is great.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, that is what it is for real, because it's going to get caught. You're going to have to kind of.

[Andrew Schulz]

All you guys out there, you know, I'm never going to tell you to do something that I've never done. I'm only telling you to do this because it is amazing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So what happened? You. You bet on the chiefs or.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I. I'm. The older I get. It just got too hard to maintain.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But why'd you do this part? The part above your dick is. I don't understand. I get the ass, I get the gooch, I get the bul. Whatever. But, yeah, I don't get none of that. Nah, that makes sense.

[Andrew Schulz]

Two things.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

They look amazing on porn with no hair. That's number one, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The guys even shave them.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, the guys be bald on porn. A lot of the guys be bald on porn, but two, the older I get, I'm telling you, my shit was just out of control, bro. I had hair here, here on the balls. Plus, I got the grays, you know what I'm saying?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, so you were embarrassed when you'd look at your cop.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's just too much. It was too much to maintain. So I'm like, you know what?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It was the grays, though. Be honest.

[Andrew Schulz]

It was really the grade. The grade is my dick got wisdom. You know what I'm saying? Like, it looks childish now, to be honest with you, you know, But. But it's got the wisdom to it. You know what I'm saying? That's a wise dick, right? Yeah, it's seeing some things, but a.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Old bald dick is weird.

[Taylor]

Nah, bro, you need like a Caesar on that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, bro, I wish I could show you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You need that?

[Andrew Schulz]

Scottie Pippen, if I wish I could show you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Tuck your dick between your legs.

[Andrew Schulz]

I want to pretty this shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Show us the groin. Nah, nah, just show us your groin.

[Taylor]

But are you getting ready to do porn?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, why?

[Taylor]

What was the point of it?

[Andrew Schulz]

Why not? See, you know what's wrong with guys? They take better care of material items than they do their motherfucking body.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You clean your.

[Andrew Schulz]

I bet you make sure that cybertruck get washed twice a week, don't you?

[Taylor]

Yeah, but I shave down there. But just, you know, buzz use clippers.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I just buzz.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, man. Go bald like a man, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why? Why? No, why? What do you mean? Like the only.

[Andrew Schulz]

Go bald like a motherfucking dude.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Chris had to shave once in his life.

[Andrew Schulz]

How do you know?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Chris, you ever shaved your balls?

[Andrew Schulz]

Do you actually trim your hair probably different than mine? Chris, you just. I'm a hairy dude, though.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Really?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. You a Asian Jew. Like, your hair's probably different than mine. I'm serious. I'm serious. My shit grow the older I get. My shit is out of control, yo.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know his last name is Cha Ching Ching.

[Andrew Schulz]

Kristen Ching is. Listen, I'm telling you, the older I get, my gets crazy, right? I'm like, yo, what's up? Let me go wax it. My wife goes to this great woman named Veronica that does waxing. I went and did it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She went, oh. So she handled your meat? Who handles the meat?

[Andrew Schulz]

Veronica.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So you are. Are you bricky or. Like, do you try to warm it up a little? And I think you go in there, a quarter. You put a quarter blade.

[Andrew Schulz]

I thought about that, but I was like, you know what? I thought about it. Like, the knock, you didn't go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cause now Veronica's talking to your wife about you.

[Andrew Schulz]

But I think I got enough, even when it's soft that she can look and see. He's probably a grower.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, shit. Look like the OJ glove.

[Andrew Schulz]

No. You know how I know, though? You know how I know that she wasn't doing this with it? What was she doing? If she was using two fingers just to move with this. If she was just using, like two fingers, it's a chest piece. Exactly. Like a little chest piece. Just moving around. Nah, she had to grip it, like, move it around. I'm like, all right, I'm cool.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, she grabbed her whole dick.

[Andrew Schulz]

I grabbed her whole meat. Joystick. 80s, baby.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes, man. PlayStation.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm sorry, Ari.

[Andrew Schulz]

She was like, yeah, it was a little. The joystick. She moved to the left. Move to the right. I'm like, yeah, that's right. No, you did it. I mean, I didn't say that, but in my mind, I see what you're thinking. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And did you get. Did you try to put any blood in there?

[Andrew Schulz]

You do, like. Because then you don't want. You know. Because honestly, I'm being honest. When you think about all of these situations, like, I used to get so dumb when you hear, like, the. You hear, like, the Deshaun Watsons and all of them. And I, like, I don't ever want to freak a woman out. Like, you don't want to be in a place, your dick get hard and, you know, you just like. No. Especially if it's just me and a woman in the room. I don't ever want to freak a woman out, you know? So I just think about saying it was scare. Huh?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You saying it was scare?

[Andrew Schulz]

Maybe. Listen, listen. If you in a room.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Just imagine this, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You. You as a man in a room with another man, for whatever reason y' all. Next. I don't know.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If a woman that's not my wife grabs my dick with her whole hand, I'm busting a me.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Immediately. If a woman went like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, you're not. So, okay, so imagine you was in a gym. You in the gym locker room, everybody walking around naked.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what's happening.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, you're not.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm like, let me get you a napkin. What's the next thing?

[Andrew Schulz]

Imagine this. You in a gym locker room. Gym locker room, everybody naked. Guy by you at the locker. He looks at you one time. Then all of a sudden, you just see him get bricked up. Yeah. What you doing?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Wait, hold on.

[Andrew Schulz]

Exactly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now, he went from me getting jerked off by the esthetician to me in a locker room.

[Andrew Schulz]

Doesn't it feel like an unsafe environment?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now, hold on. Did I just have a wax?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, you just in there. You in the gym. You just finished working out. You sitting at your locker, you putting on your clothes. Guy's right next to you. He looks up at you, what's up? And all of a sudden, you just see the shit just start to ride.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If I have a Brazilian wax and that happens, that's on me. Yo, if guys see you naked now and they get hard trying to fuck, that's your fault.

[Taylor]

Yep.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why you dress this way?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes, you do?

[Taylor]

Y.

[Andrew Schulz]

But I'm just saying. All I'm saying is a hard dick is a scary thing, bro. Yeah, why you dick hard, bro? Yeah, I know some stuff.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What would you say?

[Andrew Schulz]

What you mean, what would I say?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What would you say if that guy's dick got hard next to you in.

[Andrew Schulz]

A gym locker room or a sauna? Yeah, I'm gonna say John Travolta, get the fuck away from me right now. The fuck is your boy? What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If you're in the sauna, he's not looking at you at all. He's just minding his own business. But he starts slowly jerking off.

[Chris]

What the hell?

[Andrew Schulz]

See, that's. Yeah. Now I'm calling the police.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You would call the police?

[Andrew Schulz]

You got to. Yeah, gotta call the police.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What would you say?

[Andrew Schulz]

I'd be like, bro, what the fuck is your problem?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's not the police.

[Andrew Schulz]

But what if you said. Imagine you say that to him while he jerking off. And he's like. I say it again. Yeah, he's like. He's like, bro, what the fuck is your problem? He's like, oh, say something again.

[Taylor]

This got a little too weird.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why is it hypothetical what he's making? The point he's making is a hard dick is terrifying.

[Andrew Schulz]

It is. Think about how scared that would be.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If some dude just started jerking off in the middle of a fucking steam room and it's just you and that person in there. You wouldn't be scared.

[Taylor]

Yeah, I'm getting out of.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Imagine what these poor women got to go through.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's my whole point.

[Taylor]

I ain't gonna wait for a follow up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's the thing you don't understand.

[Andrew Schulz]

If you get in a Brazilian, I feel like that will massages too. Like, you're like, yo, man, please don't get hard right now because you just don't want to make a woman feel weird. You don't want to make a woman feel weird.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. When they're massage, but sometimes they go so far up, they pass skin and shit. I think they try. I think they get a little upset. Upset if you don't get hard. Like, I think ego is a little bruised.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. So sometimes I'll flip it just one time for the culture. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You flip onto your pack, your dick's just pointing in there.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm gonna be honest, man. Whatever. Somebody tell you to lay on your stomach? You feel so vulnerable, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah.

[Andrew Schulz]

When she told me to lay on my stomach, so she could give me that goddamn Brazilian ass wax.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

That shit felt. But she talked to me like a man, though. She didn't say, like, I bend over and toot it up. She was like, okay, don't flip over. Yeah, you flip over.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Lift her toes.

[Andrew Schulz]

She said, no. She said, make your legs a V. I'm with that. Cause she say, spread your legs open. You're like, God damn.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I'm saying? Make your legs a V is different than spread them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Make your legs a vagina.

[Taylor]

But did you have to be like, were you on all fours or you were just.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, no. Straight stomach. Straight stomach, yeah, straight stomach. And I don't have a hairy ass. Would she let me know? You don't have a hairy ass. You know, so you find you just need the inside.

[Taylor]

I still don't get the ass cracked, though. Like, I understand if you want to clean this up, but why not?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is the weirdest to me because.

[Taylor]

Isn'T it going to now grow back thicker?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, it actually grows back smoother the next time I get a wax, it'll be easier.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, really?

[Andrew Schulz]

You want the Charlotte's Web in your.

[Taylor]

Ass, you're going to follow.

[Andrew Schulz]

You want the Charlotte's Web in your ass, you want to catch your shit in the net.

[Taylor]

I got it. I got a bidet. I don't got to work.

[Andrew Schulz]

You got a bidet? Yeah, it still gets caught in the neck.

[Taylor]

No, it don't. It cleans it up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really? That bidet, that. But he got the. He must got the Super Force bidet. You got that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I saw. I once walked in on Al. He was on the bidet. Reverse cowgirl.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what I'm saying. If that shit is clean in your.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Ass, it's supposed to just be a wrench, bro. I was like, you're not supposed to sit on a bidet like that. He was on the bidet like this.

[Andrew Schulz]

God damn. God damn. You first cowgirl number.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I think I'm stuck.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo. Reverse cowgirl in the bidet is crazy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, it was crazy.

[Taylor]

Get your asshole waxed. You can't say nothing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Get my asshole waxed. But don't let.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There's nothing wrong with it. The front is the weirdest shit to me.

[Andrew Schulz]

But listen, he lets the bidet nut in his ass.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, that's true, though.

[Andrew Schulz]

You let it nut in your ass. If it's cleaning it out that much, that mean that water is forceful. Forceful. And that shit is shooting. And you gotta do like this to. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, you rock back and forth front. Yes, you do.

[Taylor]

Yeah, but you do. You need.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Is that so much fun?

[Taylor]

That's cuz his ass. His ass is smooth.

[Andrew Schulz]

So it's feeling good for him right now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was turning himself up. Yes, you do.

[Taylor]

Yes, you do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He was a terror as a kid. I already know he was a terror as a kid.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen. Brazilian wax, my brothers. Thank me later. Hurt, huh?

[Chris]

Did you squeal at all? Did it hurt?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, that should hurt. I ain't gonna lie. That hurt. And you know the noise, though.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, dude, I was doing this, like, ah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Stretch.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I'm saying? You know, you gotta stretch. Put your arms out. Stretch. Scoot your toes out. Like, ah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Does she do your nut sack?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And how does she flatten it?

[Andrew Schulz]

Believe it or not, the scrotum is less sensitive than this area, the top area. Yeah, I believe that the scrotum is. I don't know why, but yeah, she did all of that. And it's so interesting because she talks. She's talking to you because she's trying to take your mind off what she's doing. Cause it's no, you know, it's not like, okay, you ready? It's the wax. Yeah, right? And so she's talking to me, and she's, like, trying to talk to me about, like, the super bowl and, you know, interesting people I've interviewed and this and that. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, who's your favorite interview? Farrakhan. You know what I'm saying? Seriously. I'm sitting there trying to have conversations with her, and she's like, you want me to turn the fan on? I'm like, nah, I'm good. You know, I'm trying to thug it out. Boy, after a while, you start sweating like a mother. Please turn the fan on. That fan pressure was on, okay? And women. I have a total different respect for women in waxes now. Do y' all been doing this shit forever? Y' all been doing this shit? Like, y' all actually make appointments to go see these people once a month? That shit is crazy.

[Taylor]

You said it gets easier the more you do it, right?

[Chris]

I mean, to me. Not necessarily, like, I guess, but not really. Still the same type of hurt.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why did God even give us hair down there?

[Taylor]

Why don't you, Laser?

[Andrew Schulz]

Cause I don't know if I want to get rid of it permanently.

[Taylor]

The fuck you want to keep it for?

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm just going through things. I'm trying to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He is going through something. It's a midlife crisis.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm trying things.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Buy a car, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Buy a car.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, get a Ferrari. Don't be a fraggle maggot.

[Andrew Schulz]

You wait till you're almost 50 to be a fraggle maggot.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, tell me about the girl that came on the L. That shit was cracking me up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Big Bank.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, Big bank pulled up, and y' all brought the bench out for her. That was insane.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, what was that like? Was that like. Did that feel like old school charlamagne right now?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, no. Here's the thing. It was sad to me. It wasn't sad. It was actually cool. She put up a great message today talking about us. Here's the thing. I knew she couldn't fit in that chair. And Jeff, hilarious, said, pull the sectional up now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And I'm like, just, no, yeah, yeah, let it play out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, you got.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cause I don't want to have the sectional out and then just insult her. Like, she walks in. You got a whole sectional there. That seems like a joke.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So when she walks in and she tries to sit in the chair, and she's like, y' all ain't got a bigger chair?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Want me to play it?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, go ahead. I'll give you a whole. Play by play. All right. First of all, I already know she's walking in. She probably feel a little way. She done heard what I said on Breakfast Club. Heard what we said on Brilliant Idiots. I know she heard it. Cause we invited her on the show. Cool. So she walks in. So I want to make her feel comfortable. So what up, Big Dank? Let's go. Good morning. What's going on? Nice to meet you.

[Chris]

Hi.

[Andrew Schulz]

How are you? How are you? That's her nurse. How you, brother? That's her stepdaddy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She got a travel nurse.

[Andrew Schulz]

She lost 80 pounds.

[Chris]

This the only seat y' all got.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now this look you see right here what you need now stop right there. Now, people keep talking to me about the look away, right? Drew Ski hit me. He was like, bro, the way you looked away. I'm looking. I'm not looking away. Cause I'm trying not to laugh. I was not thinking laughter. I looked away. Cause I already knew the only option in this room is the sectional. So I'm thinking to myself, how heavy is the fucking sectional, Right? Do I drag it over here? How am I gonna get over here? Our guy Red, who's our bored op, he comes over, we bring it a sectional. That's all. Press play, a big hair chair or something. We had.

[Chris]

This is what I'm talking about. Good. This is accommodation.

[Andrew Schulz]

There you go. You know, you walked in and, you know, you said the chair was too small, so you had to bring the part of the sectional for you to sit in. Pause. You said something that, too, was not a joke. Everybody thinks I'm making a joke there. It's actually a part of the sectional.

[Chris]

It is.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, how else am I supposed to say that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I thought it was actually the kind thing to say, like, you didn't bring the whole sofa. You brought part.

[Andrew Schulz]

A part of the sectional.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I think that's a. You brought less.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, if she needed more, we'd have got it. Yeah, but she didn't need more. That's all she needed.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But if you said that you guys had to, like, reinforce the floors or the beams in the building, that would, I think, be something insulting.

[Andrew Schulz]

I agree.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You didn't say that.

[Andrew Schulz]

And you said, this is what I'm talking about, Accommodation. Right. But we live in a world that's not always going to be able to accommodate people that are.

[Chris]

We should, though. We should, because we not all the same. You know, I feel like we should. Like, why not? I feel like. I feel like a lot of times people think that bigger people, obese, the F word people should just be in a house when it's like, I didn't realize you said that, though.

[Andrew Schulz]

I called it immediately. That's the first thing I asked. And I'm going, what the hell is that for?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But wait a minute, do they call.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cause you know what we think when we think the F word.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, that's what she's talking about, right?

[Chris]

No, she's talking about fat people.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't even think. Fuck. She. When somebody says the F word, I'm thinking, fraggle Mac.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I was getting, fragglemag.

[Andrew Schulz]

So I'm like, press play. Taylor, you good? Good morning. Yeah.

[Chris]

The F word that you can't say in your house.

[Andrew Schulz]

Fat. You don't like.

[Chris]

Oh, I'm not saying that word.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. I thought you talking about the gay slur. I'm like, oh, yeah. I'm confused. No, no, no, no, no.

[Chris]

But I just feel like it should be accommodated. Bigger people should be accommodated, just like we accommodate the LGBT community, you know, all those other communities. I just feel like we outside, you know, if we inside is get up. Why you in the house? You should be doing this, you should be doing that. When we outside, it's like, why you not in the house?

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, people would say, who?

[Chris]

Who Actually told you that. Like, that's crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't believe that.

[Chris]

You know, f. People should stay in the house. I mean, but I mean, that's just. That's how it is. We go outside and people looking at us crazy, like, you know, we getting stared at for what? Because we big. You know, like.

[Andrew Schulz]

Exactly.

[Chris]

Yeah, definitely.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm not worried that you can't say in your house, fat. So listen, she. Is there another part? This is a longer conversation. I even said to her later, we had a whole discussion about the LGBTQ thing. LGBTQ people are born gay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right. For the most part. You know, unless you're in prison. Right. For the most part, you're born gay.

[Taylor]

Unless you go to a dirty party.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes. But she being fat is a choice, and so we had a whole discussion about that. Here's the thing that I want people to understand about Big Dang. She doesn't want to be fat. She's not one of these people that's out here on some like, hey, let's go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But it's a choice now. Just get on the Ozempic.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, she's on something. She's on. She's doing her shots. No, it's not Mojaro. It's something else. And she's lost £80 already. So that's why she's got the nurse with her. She wants to lose weight.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's the thing. Go on, Go on.

[Andrew Schulz]

She also got thyroid.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, she's always.

[Andrew Schulz]

So she's had thyroid for her whole life.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, we all have thyroids, but she has a thyroid issue.

[Andrew Schulz]

She's a thyroid issue. So she's always been chubby, and I guess the thyroid causes her to be chubby. She's always been chubby. And, you know, she said that once she got up to 598, she knew that she had the. That's what she. Am I lying? That's what she said.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what we're laughing at.

[Andrew Schulz]

She said once she got up to 598, she had to make some life choices.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I got it. I got it. It's.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what she said. He said if she got to 600, it was over.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's over.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what she said. But you know why? TV, 600 pound life. Oh, she ain't want to be one of them. So 598 was too close. 598 was too close. So she got down to 49, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Good for her. But that's how. You know that whole fat pride shit was bullshit. Right? Like the. The Ozempic body positivity. Yeah. Like, it's just. It was. I think we deserve an apology because we've gotten a lot of shame. Like, I got a lot of shame. Remember when I was on that Rogan, I was talking about the fat models. And now all these fat models are on Ozempic. Ain't no more fat models anymore.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know why?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So stop acting like you were proud to be fat.

[Andrew Schulz]

You were just lazy, you know? Well, here's the thing. I think, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, all them are on Ozempic right now.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what it is?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What happened to their pride?

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what it is? Pride goes out the window. And your doctor tells you, look, you get this shit. You need to get your weight down or you gonna die. Your blood pressure's too high, your cholesterol is too high, you got fat around your heart, you got all type of cardiovascular issues. Pride goes out the window when you want to live. And that's just the fact of the matter.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But the doctors have been telling them this for years. It's the second there was a shot that did the hard work for them is when they got on board. All I'm trying to say is they called us fatphobic, they shamed us, they said that we were horrible. And the second they were able to take a shot, they no longer had pride in their body.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know. I don't think I'm fat phobic. I am. I would consider myself a bigot of big backs, but not because I hate them. And I don't hate fat people.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Unhealthy.

[Andrew Schulz]

And just what she said to me, her and her stepdaddy. Cause they listened and it was like, you don't hate fat people. You just love fat jokes. And that is very true. And if I have to choose humor, you know, over the love of fat people, I'mma choose to laugh every single goddamn time. Do you realize your mama is so fat? Jokes is probably like the first type of jokes we learned growing up. You know what I mean? So it's just like when you actually see somebody that like, yo, your mama's so fat. Lift would pull off on her. When you see somebody that's really you, like, whoa, Right? So she's a good sport about it, though. Like, she said that there's certain jokes she likes. Like, I saw. Yeah, yeah, you saw the TikTok one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Your mom is so fat, she sat on a rainbow. He died.

[Andrew Schulz]

Somebody. No, no, no, no. It was your mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles hold On.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I was saying something else.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hold on. Yeah, somebody. My girl sent me this yesterday. Lex P. Sent me this. I guess this was going viral on TikTok. Listen to this one and.

[Chris]

Or, you know, stuff like that. Then a lot of people will look at me and be like, oh, she just. She eat, she do this, she do that all the time. That's not my reality either.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, you don't eat.

[Chris]

I do eat, but I don't just sit down.

[Andrew Schulz]

It was a Mercedes and it's the same car that her best friend has. And she rides in that same exact car. That's why when she saw that car, she said, okay, I can fit it. Now these people know what cars they can fit in. Do they, though?

[Chris]

A lot of times people think that bigger people, obese, the F word. People should just be in the house when it's like, we not. Yeah, the F word.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm not.

[Andrew Schulz]

You heard that you can't say in your house fat. You don't like it. Oh, somebody had said to you that you laughed at.

[Chris]

I don't know, but I know I just laugh at a lot of stuff sometimes, you know, I'll be like, modest. Look what they said. But I can't. I don't know.

[Andrew Schulz]

What about if somebody said you battle rapping and they say it's a 20v1, but it's just you and another person. The person. Damn. What you mean that?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, yo, did you hear that?

[Chris]

He had to send me the clip. I gotta edit it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He said, what if you're a battle rapper? Someone says it's a 20v one.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah, I got him. Yeah, he said that.

[Taylor]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andrew Schulz]

That wasn't it. Come on. It was a hypothetical joke. I was saying funny to see if she would laugh, which she did.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, she's got a great voice. Yes, her voice is awesome.

[Andrew Schulz]

She's got a great personality. Yeah, yeah, that's funny. That's why she gotta lose the weight to unlock that hidden character that's in there, man. There's a whole other person underneath all of that. And I pray that she gets there. Just like we told her in the interview. I want to see her weight go down and her career go up. Ooh, that's right. And Jess said next time she come up here, she hope that she's bigger and smaller at the same damn time. Meaning bigger career wise, Smaller physically. She's a good person, man. I think I like her. And she said today. Let me see. She said she was motivated today.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Good.

[Andrew Schulz]

Of all the positive feedback she Got from the interview. Don't get me wrong, people making jokes, but I mean, when you get. When you that size, I'm pretty sure that you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She used to jokes, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, come on, what is her Instagram?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Taylor, Dank Moss.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think what you went through, you went scrolling.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Say what?

[Andrew Schulz]

You went scrolling. Oh, yeah, Dank Moss. No, I don't see it, bro. Damn. Anyway, what else? We saw what else happened this week, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Taylor's out here with a baby.

[Chris]

Oh, my gosh.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Taylor's out here with a whole baby. We got to meet Taylor's. Taylor's boo.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I met him briefly. I didn't get a chance to like really speak in with him. What a nice guy. Very nice guy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Kind guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Very nice.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You better be nice to that man.

[Chris]

I am.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right. Just make sure. So just, you know, I know you've been taking it, taking out all your anger on us. You know, he's just living life. He's just having a great time out there because you take out all your anger on us.

[Andrew Schulz]

Does he have a good sense of humor?

[Chris]

Yeah, he's hilarious.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's hilarious.

[Chris]

Yeah. I told you his birthday is. Your birthday's on the 20th?

[Andrew Schulz]

June 29th.

[Chris]

June 29th. Yeah, his birthday is like five days before you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, he's a king. Oh, no. So he's a Gemini. Cancer.

[Chris]

Yeah, right on the cast. June 23rd.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, no, he's a cancer. The cusp was like the 22nd. Oh.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What are you, Taylor, a Taurus?

[Andrew Schulz]

May 16th. Yeah, cancers and Taurus are good together. But good together. We can deal with your hard head. We can. We can deal with her hard head. She's a hard headed motherfucker. All Tauruses are. You didn't know that? Yeah, Tauruses are some hard headed. But when they. But when you. The thing about Cancers is Cancers are like we're sensitive and emotional and we're very rational. And so that makes the hard headed Taurus feel comfortable enough to let their guard.

[Taylor]

That so y' all the women in the relationship.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I mean, you do wax a pussy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I know that's right. My bussy.

[Chris]

There's a difference between a June cancer and a July cancer for sure.

[Andrew Schulz]

My bussy is waxed. Don't worry, y' all will get waxed soon.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I've been waxed. I've been had a bussy.

[Andrew Schulz]

And tell me, is it not amazing?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's the best my bussy felt my entire life.

[Andrew Schulz]

You see what I'm saying? Don't worry. You gonna catch up.

[Taylor]

Yeah, he didn't follow up. He ain't keep.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I didn't follow up. But let me tell you this. When you wax it, you kind of want to throw it at some guys, huh?

[Andrew Schulz]

No.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know how, like, when a girl's wearing good underwear, she's like, I should get fucked tonight. You know how they think like that?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I did. I mean, that's how you walk. I did have the desire. I did have.

[Chris]

You have good underwear.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know when you wear the underwear that don't have holes in it and it's like lace or whatever? Like, you're like, man, I should let a guy hit tonight. When you get your bussy waxed, that's you going through your mind a little.

[Andrew Schulz]

I never thought that, but I did get the desire just to shoot, show off that glow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You wanted to show off that glow.

[Andrew Schulz]

That shit is, like, glowing. I was like with my wife yesterday. I was like a little boy. I was like, pulling, show me. I show you mine, you show me yours. You know what I'm saying? I'm standing up, pulling my briefs, like, look, look, look, look, look. You know what I'm saying? That's about it.

[Chris]

You try to make a porno or something even.

[Taylor]

That's what I think.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There's something else nasty.

[Andrew Schulz]

Damn.

[Taylor]

There's something else going on.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's nothing. I'm telling. I get. My hair was out of control down there to the point where I could feel like, what the fuck is going on?

[Chris]

Do they charge you more because of.

[Andrew Schulz]

That, like, getting caught in my zipper type shit? Ew, that's crazy. And this is after trimming and all that. So I'm like, nah, fuck all that now, man. Please.

[Chris]

Why wouldn't you call your zipper. You have underwear on?

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know. I've been dying to go pee all day.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn.

[Andrew Schulz]

Look at Chris. He getting bricked up over there thinking about this bald.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You all right?

[Andrew Schulz]

He thinking about these bald busies over here getting bricked up. He getting bricked up over there.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, can we talk about the Super Bowl?

[Andrew Schulz]

Let's talk about the Super Bowl. We were just warming up. We just warming up. You know what I'm saying?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We need to talk about the Super Bowl.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why? Why, Taylor? Why did you start with Kendrick's jeans?

[Chris]

Because that's whack.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let him make a fashion choice, Sil.

[Chris]

I'm not mad at it, but everyone's talking about it.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's whack for you to start at his jeans out of all of the things. And you the Kendrick fan, I'm A Kendrick fan, too, but.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. Cause y' all was talking already about whatever.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We talk about our.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, the reality, yo. Yeah, the reality. And that made you think of his outfit, you know? You know what I mean? What does that say about you ladies.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That we were talking about our bussies.

[Andrew Schulz]

And you brought up ladies? Y' all like a shapely man now. Y' all need to admit it. Y' all like men to show shape.

[Chris]

What are you talking.

[Andrew Schulz]

You do, though. You like when a man to show shape.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You like a man with.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, got some thighs.

[Andrew Schulz]

Me?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, we like me. Say what?

[Andrew Schulz]

Me. Nah, you crazy, yo.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, you like an armadillo.

[Andrew Schulz]

I get both. I get women that are jealous. Taylor been jealous of me for years. Cause of the thickness it is. And, you know, then you got women that just like the shape.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bro, you thick. Say it with me, bro. Say it with me.

[Andrew Schulz]

What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm thick.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm thick. Thick, thick, thick, thick, thick, thick. I'm actually a little J. I'm like, damn, can you. Kendrick. You just gonna notice Kendrick in jeans. Y' all calling him thick K. Y' all calling him thick K with thick Charlotte. I know what it is. Charlotte been out here dropping it for y' all forever.

[Chris]

No one saw that with Kendrick, though. I didn't know he had a shit.

[Andrew Schulz]

So what? You just always saw it with me. So you take it for granted. Bron Bron, 21 years in the game, still dropping 40 and 20. Ain't nothing to y' all. When you seeing him do it forever, they just said, you know what I'm saying? I walk in the room, thunder, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Nobody give a. All right? Soon as Kendrick pop out with his jeans on, showing a little shape, y' all lose y' all motherfucking mind. Now y' all like thick men now y' all like short, thick kings. I'm the OG.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Short, thick kings safe of your chest, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

But.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What is going on?

[Andrew Schulz]

Say that you do realize that the super bowl halftime show is getting talked about more than the game?

[Taylor]

Yep.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The game was so ass.

[Andrew Schulz]

The game was terrible.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Also, I think important to note, it was the most viewed halftime show in history.

[Andrew Schulz]

Most viewed halftime show in history. Here's what I learned. Biracial men simply do not perform well when Kendrick Lamar is around. Ooh. Patrick Mahomes J. Cole, Drake. Kendrick Lamar. He's a biracial man's kryptonite. They just don't perform well. What did you think of the performance show?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I was. No, no, no. Like, I'm actually trying to be objective about it. I'm actually trying to be objective about it. I think the best way that I. And I spoke to a bunch of Kendrick fans about it because to me, I didn't really recognize some of the songs. So my first initial reaction was choreography is really interesting. And I liked the videography. I liked how it was shot. Right. It was kind of more simple. You know, like, sometimes the sets are really elaborate. People are flying all over the place. It was more simple. But choreography and videography are really cool. I was like, okay, that's cool. I didn't really recognize the songs. Some of the songs. He changed it up, sure, but. And then I had a lot of people saying this, that they were, like, Kendrick fans, because I asked some of my, like, Kendrick fans, like, what did you think about it? And. And this is the reaction they all gave me. They were like, man, he. He didn't do the right songs. He didn't do the right songs. And the way I interpret that was, is that these are people who've been riding for Kendrick for 10 years. They love Kendrick. Kendrick is. Is. Is the greatest. And this year, he proved he's the greatest. He knocks Drake off in the number one spot. And here's the moment where the world is going to get to see why you've loved Kendrick for 10 years and why you say he's the greatest. And then in that moment, he does a set that is kind of really more geared towards the super fans and not geared towards the casuals. And I think that. I think the super. Some of the super fans, at least, were like, man, I really wanted the world to know why I love this guy and why I think he's so great. And he didn't do the set that lets them know that he is that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think that is a very fair take. I agree with a lot of what you're saying. It was definitely a show geared toward the superfans. I'm gonna give my objective opinion before I give my personal one. Objectively, it's hard for me to say he didn't do the right songs. And the reason I say that is this has nothing to do with my personal take. My personal take is I didn't. I wanted the set list to be a little bit different. Objectively, I say it's hard for me to say he didn't do the right songs because of the fact that his GNX is about to be number one again. This week, sold 230,000 copies of GNX. The fucking not like us streams went through the roof. Matter of fact, I'm lying. He's about to have the number one, two, and three song on Billboard. He's about to have the number one, two, and 3 song on the Billboard top 10. And GNX shot back the number one, 230,000 copies. So that lets me know he gained enough new people that watched this show and were intrigued to go out there and say, yo, who is this Kendrick Lamar guy to go out there and let me go buy GNX again. These three songs, not like us is about to be. Not like us is gonna be number one. I think Luther is number two. I forgot what they say. The third song is gonna be so clearly. Huh?

[Chris]

Bobby Squabble.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know. So between the Grammys and the Super Bowl, Kendrick garnered enough fans in a week, enough new fans in a week, that this probably was the best performance. Maybe it was provocative enough for the Super Bowl. I was talking to somebody yesterday, and they were like, well, I don't think it was provocative at all. I said, cause you're a Kendrick fan. Let's look at it in the context of who's watching this game. Let's look at it in the context of what? This is the Super Bowl. This is provocative for the Super Bowl.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I didn't think it was provocative at all.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really?

[Chris]

Do you think it was political at all?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I thought it was the opposite. Like, again, I'm not reading into all the symbolism, so I'm looking at it at, like, really surface value. What I looked at it is I was like, there's American flags everywhere. And he's just going, america's the best. Look how awesome America is. And America is the best place in the world. And I'm proud to be American. Like, that's that. You have to understand the people that don't know his songs, like, they're not discerning each and every single lyric that he's saying in that moment. They're just seeing red, white, and blue and an American flag plastered and a guy rapping to me. I'm like, shit, that's Bruce Springsteen.

[Andrew Schulz]

Andrew got a point. Cause I saw one white dude say, man, America is so back.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Exactly.

[Andrew Schulz]

Kendrick is showing pride for the American flag at the Super Bowl. And I was like, yeah, but here's the thing. This is American pride. All he's simply saying is, black people are American too. That's it. Like, yo, black men are Americans. Not only are we Americans, we built this country. You know who said that to Donald J. Trump. Donald J. Trump said that verbatim. Black people built this country.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

African Americans built this nation. We built this nation. You know, you're just starting to get real credit for that. Okay. I don't know if you know that. You're just starting to get. You built the nation.

[Andrew Schulz]

We all built it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But you were such a massive part.

[Andrew Schulz]

Of it, bigger than you were given credit for.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Does that make sense?

[Andrew Schulz]

Right. So when he does things like have the black guys in red, white, and blue and they're in the shape of the American flag.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And then there was the part where they was leaning over. He was like, yeah, this country was built on our backs. We're Americans, too. Like it or love it. Now, my personal opinion.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think that the story he told was a great story. I loved having Samuel L. Jackson out there basically being Uncle Sam. And when you look at when it first started, you can see that the set is a video game controller. Right? So, meaning there's a game being played, and Samuel L. Jackson comes out and basically is telling Kendrick, you better come out here and play the game. Right. You know what this is? This is the Super Bowl. You supposed to come out here and play it safe. Blah, blah, blah. Kendrick is giving the middle finger to all of that. That's what I like. I also like the fact that. Well, that's the thing I did like about it. But this is what I wanted the set list to be. I wanted three songs added to the set list. Three songs. The freestyle he did in the beginning, I wouldn't have did that. I would have started off with Black of the Berry. Have you ever heard the first verse of Black of the Berry? Mm. Mm. Pull up Black of the Berry. Taylor, just pull up the lyrics to Black. Matter of fact, I'm pulling them up on my phone. I'm just going to read these to you, Shorts. And I want to see your reaction. And I want you to think to yourself, if you was sitting at home watching the super bowl, and you heard a guy say, I'm the biggest hypocrite of 2015. 2015. Once I finish this witness, this will convey just what I mean. Been feeling this way since I was 16. Came to my senses. You never liked this anyway. Fuck your friend. I meant it. I'm African American. I'm African. I'm black as the moon. Heritage of a small village. Part of my residence came from the bottom of mankind. My hair is nappy. My dick is big. My nose is round and wide. You hate me, don't you? You hate my people. Your plan is to terminate my culture. You fucking Evil. I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey. You vandalize my perception, but can't take Stam from it. And this is more than confession. I mean, I might press the button just so you know my discretion. I'm guarding my feelings. I know that you feel it. You sabotaged my community. Making a killing. You made me a killer. Emancipation of a real nigger. You see your eyes? No, no, no, no. You see your eyes. Imagine him on the car.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And the beat is so hard and so high energy and so menacing. And then right after that, you hear an explosion or something. And then you hear. All my life. I had to fight, nigga. All my life. Ah. Hard times like, yeah. Bad trips like, yeah. Nazareth. I'm fucked up, homie. You fucked up. But if God got us, then we gonna be all right. And then after he does all right, Samuel Jackson comes out and goes, what are you doing? Yeah, you're staring. America, stop it right now. Next thing I know, you gonna have your homeboys out here representing Compton.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. And then boom.

[Andrew Schulz]

If I ruin the ships all got along. They probably gun me down by the.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

End of the song.

[Andrew Schulz]

Make the whole city go against me. Every time I'm in the street, I hear, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. After that, I don't care what you do. Cause you done got the energy so high, you can take it anywhere.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The first one is, you're gonna get all like the right wing media looking at it. Yeah.

[Chris]

Say the white people gonna be scared as hell.

[Andrew Schulz]

But that's what I didn't like.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, here's the thing, Fox News. White people won't be scared because white people don't understand rap the first time they hear it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, they would understood that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, they wouldn't have understood the words. I telling bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

He said. He said I'm African.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Words I said the blogs would do.

[Andrew Schulz]

The black and brown. He says I'm African. I'm African American. They would have understood that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what they think that you're saying all the time.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, they just don't.

[Andrew Schulz]

And they would have understood the gang because they were the part with Sammy Jack. Like, you bought your little homies with you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The second two things you said make perfect sense. And I got like a little goosebumps. It was sick to even hear that. I love that. That I didn't even know that you know how to produce shows and stuff. It's like, really impressive.

[Taylor]

That was actually.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I was like, really serious.

[Taylor]

That was a better set list than Kendrick, dead ass.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That was like that was, like, brilliant. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

What are you talking?

[Taylor]

Like, I was in that going, listen.

[Andrew Schulz]

This what we do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You mean what we do? When. When have we done that?

[Andrew Schulz]

What, produce shows?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I. I forget that you, like, used to put on, like, parties. Parties, Absolutely. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Anyway, so. But back to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Back to back, you do those three songs. Wherever you want to go after that, you just go. Now, me, I still stand on it. I still wouldn't have done Not Like Us. But once again, this is my personal opinion objectively. Hard to say he shouldn't have did Not Like Us. Cause Not Like Us is back at number one this week in the motherfucking country. The screams are through the fucking roof.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The song's incredible.

[Chris]

If he did it, how you just produced it and then added, like, his little teases in Dominic, I would see, that's what this.

[Andrew Schulz]

And that's the part of the show I didn't like. He gave Drake too much. Like, that's.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So that was the other. The other thing that I would say.

[Chris]

Is you keep saying that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, look at this visual.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, it's amazing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

These visuals. I think I hate this shot. I hate this shot. So this shot is great.

[Andrew Schulz]

Aesthetically, 10 for 10.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So the videography was really good. The live direction, I mean, here are we playing, like, what is it? Monday night, quarter audio sucked. Well, okay.

[Taylor]

That's what took away from the show.

[Andrew Schulz]

You think the audio sucks?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I didn't take that clear.

[Taylor]

Like, using rapping has to be clear, especially if it's a live performance.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay.

[Taylor]

Like, the music was a little bit too high for his vocals. I don't think I had it on surround sound.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And I'm telling everybody's speakers are different. You're hearing different things. I didn't think that that was the issue. I think that the. The major issue in the stadium is this. A lot of people are just not familiar with all of his stuff. I was shocked at how few people know about the beef with Drake. Yeah, I thought that we live in a bubble.

[Chris]

What few people.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, no. I'm telling you, like, we live in a bubble. And I think sometimes what happens is because black culture is such a dominant force in America, like, it. It drives American culture in so many ways. We think that when something happens in black culture, everybody knows about it and like, it. People just didn't know. Like, I had people I was watching super bowl with be, like, what was the deal? Like, him and Drake had beat shows.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's 300 and how many people in America? 40 million people. Billions across the World, you're absolutely right. I was having a conversation with somebody earlier and I told him the same thing. I was like, you know, 20 million people in the country can know about something and there's 300 that don't know what the fuck is going on. And we're talking about the Super Bowl.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's not. Name one other thing in America that brings people together. Like the Super Bowl. Game of Thrones. This many people? Yeah, this is 100. How many people? 140 million people watch the Super Bowl.

[Taylor]

I think that's why his number shot up because it's like so many people were just explaining this beef and now they're like trying to catch up on the beef.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think it could be a combination of that, but I also think it's people that actually watched this and was like, yo, that was really good. If you don't know anything about Kendra.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

100%, I'm not trying to. I'm not trying to discredit it. Like, there are people that are gonna see him and then love it. There are gonna people who see it and then like, I wanna learn more about this guy. There are gonna be people who are fans of his and then go. That haven't listened to him for a few weeks and go, oh, I wanna go back and listen 100%.

[Andrew Schulz]

I actually would love to feel that. I would love to be able to watch this show with no expectation.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I thought that the.

[Andrew Schulz]

Can you imagine watching this with nothing if you don't know anything about this? Just completely ignorant to who Kendrick is?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Drake, I think you would be severely disappointed.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, you think so?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Not intrigued at all. I don't know, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because that's what. That's what people told me that didn't really know about it. They're like, yeah, I guess it kind of looked cool, but it. It did. What. What I heard also was like, it didn't feel big.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, oh, I see what you said. Cuz we knew the story. Like, we know the backstory to it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So. So real quick. So the thing about the Drake being mentioned a lot, I do agree with you. Like, if you started out the way that you're suggesting, you don't need to tease the Drake song. Like, it's like the whole thing was like teasing to this moment.

[Chris]

I think it was the media though, like, how they did it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but it was not the media. It's because Kendrick was doing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But he's clearly not doing it for the media because he chose to do songs that aren't as popular as Some of his old hits. So clearly he's down to do whatever he wants and not what maybe the casuals want. But it was, like, constantly teasing, here it comes. Oh, and it's gonna come, and it's gonna come. And then it just felt like. It felt like the whole thing.

[Chris]

He did it only one. Twice.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, he did not.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He did it twice.

[Taylor]

And then two teasers.

[Andrew Schulz]

He did food disrek.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It felt like the whole thing was a.

[Andrew Schulz]

He did euphoria.

[Chris]

I know, but, like you just said, like, the people that didn't know anything about this.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm talking about me. I'm talking about me as a fan. He did euphoria.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It felt like the whole thing was. Was a Drake diss.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Not Kendrick's halftime performance. And that is when you. When you look back on it in 20 years, you know what I mean? Like, are you gonna look back and be like, oh, man, I dedicated my halftime performance to that guy. Instead of, oh, I just closed it out with the big song.

[Chris]

Because he also played songs from Gen.

[Taylor]

X. I think it's us. And the public is partially to blame for that, because the whole conversation leading up to it is, is he going to perform that song?

[Andrew Schulz]

That's why everybody's just listening to me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I loved how he did it. No, I loved how he did it. Like, he didn't say the line that clearly you're not allowed to say on tv. He said the A minor line because it's double entendre. So you could say, I liked how he did that part of it, but dedicating it. And then here's the other thing that's kind of funny, because it's so dedicated now, and because he never talks about his symbolism, he can't control the narrative of what people think he's trying to say. So now people are finding even more Drake symbolism. The A on the chain, which someone told me is, like, part of his actual record.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't believe that.

[Taylor]

No, it is. It's a lowercase.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's PG Lang. But it's not that. Everybody was talking about the lowercase a is a minor.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Listen. But listen. But my point that I'm trying to say is that lowercase A is PG Lang.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But people who don't know that are like. And, you know, the Internet nerds are like, oh, there's another shot of Drake. And now because you don't control the narrative, and because there's all this symbolism now, every. The game over.

[Chris]

He knows that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let me just get it all out the game over at the end, when that's in the crowd or whatever like.

[Andrew Schulz]

That, that was definitely a shot at Drake.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Or it's game over in terms of how he's playing the game. But the fact that you're interpreting every bit of symbolism in there as a shot at Drake makes it about Drake and not about you.

[Andrew Schulz]

I did not like hearing Baca and Chubbs and Party name at the Super Bowl. That's why I say for my set list, if I would have did if I would have started with Black and the Berry, then went into all right and then went into Good Kid Mad City when I did not like us, I would have did the hook, the horns, the hook. And I'd have did the last verse.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Once upon a time all of us was in chains. Oh, shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, now you got Fox News angry. That was the other thing. Fox News did a whole thing. Now, nobody on Fox News talked about the political side of it.

[Taylor]

That's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nobody on Fox News talked about.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nobody thought it was political in that way. Everybody thought he was just saying, america's the best. That's how I interpreted it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Fox News hated the performance, but Fox News actually pull it up. That clip Taylor. There's a whole super bite of Fox News shitting on the performance.

[Taylor]

They would have hated on it regardless.

[Andrew Schulz]

They was like, I think it was Will Kane. Will Kane was like, they should have had Willie Nelson then have Trump do a rally and then have Shane Gillis do five minutes, and then he goes like this best Super Bowl. I was like, what?

[Taylor]

Charlotte Quick. If he started the way your set list was, you don't think that would have been too provocative, too politicized? So now they're inviting you back to court. No, but still. But then. Now everyone's only talking. It's going to be like almost if Kaepernick took a knee, like, everybody will just be talking about that. And it's going to overshadow the actual music.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, I'm going to tell you why. I'm going tell you why. I'm going to tell you why. That wouldn't bother me. Me taking a knee is a. Is a. Is a symbol, right? This is Kendrick's actual art. So if your art makes you. Makes people have that conversation. Cool. Yeah, that's his art. Like these. These are lyrics that are black. And the berry is 10 years old.

[Taylor]

Yeah, but don't you want to spread your art and more people listen to it? If you do that, that just turns off so many people. And now it's like, ew, I'll never check it.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's just. It's a conversation starter. Like this play. This play. It's just a. All your art should do. If you're a disruptor, your art should start a conversation.

[Taylor]

I think we would have heard DEI.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

D E. I like Willie Nelson at halftime. Let's put Carrie to make out what.

[Andrew Schulz]

Was actually being said so bad.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Trump was hoping someone would shoot him in the ear again.

[Andrew Schulz]

Kendrick Lamar's 12 Minutes of Rap was.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Basically a musical grudge match.

[Andrew Schulz]

For me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It was a mass appeal. The music itself is not broad enough or well known enough to reach generations. Now that Trump's president, we have someone like Willie Nelson at halftime.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let's put Carrie Underwood and Reba and Morgan Wallace.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let them.

[Andrew Schulz]

It gets better. Watch this.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay. Keep going. Go with it. A full on Trump rally for the halftime show. Morgan Waller. Zach Bryan plays us two or three songs. Trump comes out with an executive desk, signs five executive orders, and Shane Gillis takes us out with a five minute set. Best halftime show ever.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, listen, but I'm. I'mma be honest with you. As a. As a. I just, I. I just wanted a couple more songs at it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And you give me. You give me those three songs. You start off. Cause it gotta be high energy. Cause there was even a part where he was like, let's slow it down. And I'm like, it was slow the whole time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I'm saying? So you gotta start super high energy. Then you slow it down. You do your joints with scissors. Then you come back with the TV off and all of that shit like that N would not like us. Boom. That's it.

[Chris]

I think that's your own preference though. Because even Peekaboo would say. Or people would say, peekaboo is a high energy song.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. But that came much later the second half.

[Chris]

Also, they don't even know Black and the Berry. Like, he didn't know who Black.

[Andrew Schulz]

He didn't know the song. He did the intro.

[Taylor]

That Those lyrics are so provocative. It's like you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Exactly. They didn't. We don't know the freestyle he did in the beginning. Yeah, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Come with the energy and Black and the Berry beat is so hard. But I enjoyed the show.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The tricky thing about the super bowl is that there's really only like 10 people on the planet that can do it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Man. You are not lying. And I don't know who next year y' all getting Taylor Swift. I hope y' all know that. Shut the fuck up. I don't wanna hear nothing when Jay Z and Roc Nation roll out Taylor Swift for Santa Clara, California. Okay, Just shut the fuck up and enjoy it now.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's. Cause basically you need crossover universality with the music in order for it to appease all the different demographics of people that are there. It can't be niche. Like I was saying this on. Even on flagrant, like Bad Bunny might be the biggest artist in the world, but only having Bad Bunny do it it. There's like 50 year old white people from Green Bay that are going to go, what the is this? There's 50 year old black people from New Orleans that are going to go, what the is this? Like they would have heard that.

[Andrew Schulz]

But what we're saying. I'm joking.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know what I'm saying? Like, I guess my point is. Pardon Stevie Wonder. He would be. There's a perfect example. Like Stevie would murder it. Stevie might be Beyonce.

[Andrew Schulz]

Murder already.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'll be honest. Bruno Mars, I thought it was.

[Andrew Schulz]

Bruno did it already.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I thought it was crazy. But like there were people that. And I literally chalked it up to racism. But I thought Usher was the best that I've seen in recent years. It was truly remarkable. But there were people that were like, I didn't even know Usher that well or whatever, which I thought was ridiculous. But in terms of true universality, you need Taylor Swift. You need.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't think you'll ever get true universality, but I think that you can get people who have. Have such a wide enough reach that it'll feel like it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So give me an example of some others.

[Andrew Schulz]

Taylor, Beyonce.

[Chris]

What about Katy Perry?

[Andrew Schulz]

Katy did it already, but Katie had.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Bops that were so big.

[Andrew Schulz]

You love Katie. Yo.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And listen, Kanye, by the way, there were some people.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's never gonna happen.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's never gonna happen.

[Andrew Schulz]

But Kanye and Chris, it's two people right now that could do it and shut shit down.

[Chris]

What about Chris Brown?

[Andrew Schulz]

Both of them. Kanye and Chris?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I don't think Chris could.

[Andrew Schulz]

What Malone do it, please. God knows.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, no.

[Taylor]

He would need a lot of features.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I think, I think, I think post with. Post with doing collabs and features. Yeah, please, God, no, no, I know, I know Eminem could do it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hey, he did it with Dre.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But he didn't do it by himself. He could do it by himself. Who else? Coldplay could Coldplay do it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Coldplay did it all. If you were talking about have done it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But that's what I'M saying, why don't.

[Chris]

You think Chris Brown could do it?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't think that the music is universal enough.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think Chris Brown I agree with. But here's the thing. I think Chris Brown's show, regardless of who you are, just watching him, you like, God damn.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So here's the thing real quick. There's a difference. There's an X factor here. Let me clarify the Chris Brown comments. Does Chris Brown. Because we were just speaking musically, like do the songs completely cross over to all demographics, Right? No, no. But Chris Brown is such a amazing performer. Extraterrestrial talent.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That he could entertain and it would just be like mind boggling.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now there's a thing with like rap doesn't have this. Rock and roll doesn't really have this. Country, I don't think really has this unless you have a really good voice. But like when you're singing, like if you're singing, singing, singing, an amazing voice cuts through. Whitney Houston sang the national anthem. I don't care what country you from.

[Andrew Schulz]

You crying, you cry, you fucking cry.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Adele could do. And it just hits. It's different. And that's the X factor. The problem is with rap, if you don't know the song, you're not familiar with the song, you're not really picking up on the bars because you're looking at five different cameras and everything switched around. There's a lot of other distraction going on. There's no X factor to cut through to someone who's unfamiliar with the music with. With a singer that could sing.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's only two rappers.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What I'm saying is Chris Brown also can sing his ass off. Yes, he is.

[Andrew Schulz]

You would enjoy the show.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh my God.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now don't get me wrong. He got a couple records that I think are worldwide universal. Feel like the doom doom, doom doom doom. What's that called? It's interesting. I'm looking at the list of all time performers. It really didn't start start becoming a list performers until maybe the last 15, 20 years. And even then the majority is still like multiple performers. Versus Michael Jackson headlined it by itself. Prince headlined it by itself. Beyonce headlined it by herself. Katy Perry, Bruno Mars. Actually, I thought Bruno was a collaboration. Maybe he was by himself. He did do by himself before Red Hot Chili Peppers. Here's the thing, man. There's only two rappers, maybe three that could do it at this point.

[Taylor]

I don't think no rapper could do it by themselves. And it will be.

[Chris]

Kanye could.

[Andrew Schulz]

Definitely, absolutely.

[Taylor]

By himself. And Entertainer.

[Chris]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

But that's never happening.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And the show, despite him being an absolute wackadoo, the show would be incredible.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, he's really good at events. He's really good at that.

[Taylor]

Those are the best concerts I've ever been.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. So it's.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, well, you'll never see one ever again. Those moments.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But. But no, he could knock it out.

[Taylor]

Well, German.

[Andrew Schulz]

Maybe Jay, so.

[Taylor]

I don't think so.

[Andrew Schulz]

Maybe Jay.

[Taylor]

Jay would. Jay would need a bunch of.

[Andrew Schulz]

It have to be Jay Z and friends.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's got to be Jay Z and Friends.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, it'd have to be Jay Z.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You know, who could absolutely kill it. And they only have two songs. It wouldn't matter.

[Andrew Schulz]

And Eminem. You said Eminem.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, of course. No, but this is not rap. This is Wonderwall. What's. What's the band called?

[Andrew Schulz]

If you gotta say what's the band called?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, you'll know it immediately. Today's gonna be the day where we're.

[Andrew Schulz]

Gonna bring it back to you. I don't know. Yeah, I don't. That ain't gonna do it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No. So they have two songs that the entire stadium will be singing at the same time, regardless of.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's gotta be a collaboration.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no. And then they can have other people with them. But what you need is sing along. And Kendrick don't really got sing alongs. He doesn't have universal sing alongs.

[Andrew Schulz]

I want to ask you this as.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

A. Bruno got sing alongs.

[Andrew Schulz]

I want to ask you this as a performer.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think that when you do the super bowl, you don't play to the crowd in the stadium.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So this is. This is.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think you're playing the tv.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So this is something that I've thought about. When you're doing super bowl, you're not doing your show. You're a guest. You're doing a guest spot on someone else's show.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You're doing.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm here for football, motherfucker.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Exactly.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I'm saying?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So you. Now, there's two ways you could go about that. There are certain people who go, I don't care about that show. You guys asked me to be here. I don't care who's there. I do my thing. I do my thing for my fans, and that's great, too. Then there's other people who go as a guest. I'm gonna try to entertain these people to the best of my ability. If you're a DJ and you're DJing a fucking Bar Mitzvah or you're DJing some Coachella. Like, your set might be a little different depending. Right. I think the people that are most successful are the ones that recognize they're doing a guest spot on a bigger thing and they find a way to appeal those people. Now, does that mean that they're being inauthentic, or does that mean that they're not being true to themselves? Maybe you can make that criticism, but if you're playing your music, you're not being inauthentic.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I also think that. Honestly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But it's not your show.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's not your show.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's the super bowl, and you're the guest.

[Andrew Schulz]

I honestly think we're all wrong, though.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

And the reason I think that we're all wrong is because the numbers say otherwise. If it was so boring or if it was so whack or whatever people want to say, there would have been some type of tune out. It's the highest viewed, and you don't have to watch the halftime show.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We're not wrong in what we feel. You're never wrong.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, you're not wrong in what you feel. But clearly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But there are people that enjoy a.

[Andrew Schulz]

Mass amount of people because not only is it the highest viewed show, his album GNX is about to be number one again on the charts. Not with no. 80,000, 90,230. That's first week numbers. You know what I mean?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Men line, women lie numbers.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right. And he got the top three songs coming out on the Billboard top 10 on Friday. So, by the way, I enjoyed it. You know what I'm saying? My only critique is that I wish that the set list was different. That was my only critique. Start off with high energy. When people are telling me that they felt like it started off slow, I totally get it. And I feel like it was just too much. Drake. I didn't need Serena Williams with the Crip walking. And if you were gonna do it, do it. The squabble up. Like, I didn't need it. Making it look like it's another Drake jab.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That shit is weird. The crazy trip. Like, wouldn't you feel away if your wife was trying to troll one of her exes?

[Andrew Schulz]

Absolutely.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, that is just weird to me.

[Taylor]

He's been taking multiple jabs.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, y' all keep.

[Taylor]

She's been through quiet.

[Andrew Schulz]

What you mean he's taking two jabs? And one wasn't even a jab. One was a.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He.

[Andrew Schulz]

He referenced her in a rap. The other when he said Serena, your husband is a groupie.

[Taylor]

Yeah, but she's been quiet like she's not doing nothing to you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but that. Serena, your husband is a groupie. Hey homie, you got hundreds of millions of dollars. Send somebody to motherfucking Canada. Right?

[Taylor]

And shit did get shot up.

[Andrew Schulz]

You never know where that came from.

[Chris]

You be petty all the time. So why is it wrong when she being petty?

[Andrew Schulz]

Why be petty 10 years later?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

She's a backup dancer for a one and a half second.

[Chris]

She also was in. She was also mentioned in this song. What's the problem?

[Andrew Schulz]

It looks petty. Like Serena. I think if Serena Williams hired. It's highly. But bigger than that, she's married.

[Chris]

But guess what? Maybe she's. It's still petty though. Like, I don't know.

[Andrew Schulz]

But why? So real quick, go, go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Sorry.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why would you still feel away about a guy you dated 10 plus years.

[Chris]

Ago who said she still feels away though? That's just making.

[Andrew Schulz]

But you're stepping on your own point. You just said she's petty and you just said she can be petty. But now you tell her who says she still feels way too then lo.

[Chris]

She just likes the song. I'm just saying, Los. She just likes the song. Okay, yeah, yeah, I'll be a part of it. You already mentioned me in it. Sure. She might not have nothing like not give a fuck about Drake.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen, I agree. She said. Serena said that all did was ask her to come out and crip walk. Maybe that's what it was.

[Taylor]

But I mean, she.

[Chris]

And she's from Compton already too.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, Maybe he just wanted her to come out and crip walk. I don't know.

[Taylor]

But she wasn't at the popup, so maybe because she missed out on that, she's like, damn, I want to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, this the second time she's done this. She did it at the ESPYs.

[Taylor]

No, no.

[Andrew Schulz]

But at the ESPY she goes. I learned one thing this year. You don't rap beef with Kendrick Lamar and not like us play it and she crip walk.

[Taylor]

No, no, I get that. But what if, like, hey, I'm a big Compton person and I really wanted to be there at the popup. I didn't get the chance. And now this is my chance to do something.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sure. I'm just saying, to me, I would have had her dance the squabble up then. Cause when you dance in the not like us, it just seems like another jab at Drake and it's like, all right, bro, like Drake is done.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So real quick, just with the Serena situation. The way you handle that is you don't take shots back. You know, you go. It's a shame that he can't just get over this. You know, I wish him well. I. I hope that he. He finds closure. I feel like you're over. You got a family, you got kids, you got a husband, you got all this stuff dancing on them like that is just. It feels like you're effective. It feels like you're the one that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, you giving them too much.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Exactly. Don't give them too much.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why you giving them so much? And so then Drake post a picture of him and Serena's agent, which was cool, but. But my point is, why are y' all even exchanging energy? Like that shit was 10 years ago or 12 years ago.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Also, if you're gonna give somebody energy, it's gotta be like, Crip walking isn't energy. Like Crip walking isn't a disk. Like Crip walking isn't like, if you're gonna clobber him, clobber him, but just Crip walking and not like us.

[Andrew Schulz]

If I'm Drake, I'm like, she not over me. Oh, that's what I thought.

[Chris]

That's the male ego. Cause if it was a male doing it to a woman, Y' all don't have no problem of males mentioning a woman or exes.

[Andrew Schulz]

No. I think Drake can't get over none of the chicks that he's dealt with. I think he's the same thing all the time.

[Chris]

But Wayne said the same thing too.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wayne ain't over them chicks. What are we talking about? What are we talking. What are we talking about?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Man, it's hard for men to get over women, too.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes. And we always think y' all belong to us.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Facts.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what I'm talking about. Don't worry, you ain't getting no text. Like, damn, for real, you pregnant.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Damn. I don't want to say that.

[Andrew Schulz]

You don't want to say nothing. Just been pat sitting outside. I know how big you started to say, Fuck yeah, I started. You caught that shit. That's right. It's a lot of dudes from your past hitting you. Leave them on bread. Oh, like, word. Leave them on bread. Word. You happy now? You happy up? You pregnant?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You gonna send him a video?

[Andrew Schulz]

You living with him. You getting married. Wow. How many? Taylor? Tell the truth. Just whisper, whisper. How many?

[Chris]

It's a lot of fans. That's really upset.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, nah, the fans. I'm talking about the niggas. Talking about the freaky ass niggas you used to deal with. That's what I'm talking about. How many? How many? How many back in the day? How many? Come on, tell the truth. A couple hit you up, like, hurt, like.

[Chris]

But it was.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know. Empton hit you up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This guy's crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

But that's my point.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Diabolical.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's my point. That's my point. That's my point. That's my point. And you know why Drake mentioned her and said, serena, your husband is a groupie because he ain't over her and he don't like to see her happy either. So he's throwing a shot at her beautiful marriage with her kids. Even though It's a marriage Dr. Umar doesn't approve of, he's still throwing shots because he doesn't want to see her happy. You never want to see a girl you still like happy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Mm. Mm.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's all.

[Chris]

That's weird. Why?

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know. I've never had that problem.

[Chris]

Okay, let's pay.

[Andrew Schulz]

What else? Let's pay some bills, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's pay some bills.

[Andrew Schulz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schulz]

Woo.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's been a few weeks.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I know. We're coming up right now, so. Just got announced today. I'm very excited about it. We're watching as a family March 4th. Yes, thank you. And go right now. Go to Netflix right now. And just hit that remind me button.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're going to win an Emmy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I appreciate that.

[Andrew Schulz]

At first I was saying, you know, you're going to win an Emmy unless, you know, liberals hate. But I think we're past that. I think people are like. I think people are just paying attention to art. I think people are leaving their. And I could be completely wrong. I think people are leaving their political biases to the side for when it comes to entertainment and art and stuff like that. And they're just taking things in. Plus, I just think this is undeniable.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Thank you, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think the light. I mean, I've seen the special twice. I saw it in Atlantic City. I saw it at the Garden. I just think it's undeniable.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Thank you, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

I really, really do. I just think it's an undeniable standup special. I'm gonna be honest with you, man. It's gonna sound crazy. I don't know if I've ever seen a standup comedian be that vulnerable. And I've watched a lot of standup comedy in my life. I don't think I've seen a standup comedian be that vulnerable. Like, the last time I can remember seeing a standup comic be that vulnerable to me was probably Richard Pryor.

[Taylor]

Richard Pryor.

[Andrew Schulz]

Not even Chris Rock. Dave. Richard Pryor. I was gonna say Richard Pryor. When Richard was talking about smoking crack, getting set on fire and shit like that. You know what I mean? Like, and his grandma being. What's she? A madam. Yeah. And him, he hooked up with a guy. Or maybe. You know what I mean? Like, maybe. Was that Live at Sunset script?

[Taylor]

I think so.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen a comedian be that vulnerable, especially. And I've never seen a comedian. I've never seen a comedian touch on that. That particular topic that you touched on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So I don't. Yeah. I don't see how it doesn't want to. Emmy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm excited. Not. Yeah. I hope you're right. You nervous if you're right? Yeah. I think you always get. I think it's more anxious. It's like you're about to submit something that you worked Incredibly hard on for, you know, public approval or disapproval or whatever it is. And there's really nothing you can do about it once you put it out. So you don't have any control of it. There's nothing. It's just like, you know, you hope people like it. And so, yeah, there's always. Yeah, a lot of anxiety comes with that, for sure. You just got to remind yourself. It's like, yo, I've toured this around the world and people love it and it's great.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But when you're editing, you watch it so many times where you're just like, what the hell am I watching? What the fuck am I doing? So it's. Yeah, this is always part of the process.

[Andrew Schulz]

Did you cry after you edited it? Did you watch it?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, I haven't. I haven't. Like, there. I get. There are parts I get, like, emotional about. Yeah, there's obviously. There's a part in it that's pretty emotional and, like, reliving that is. Yeah. I'm excited for people to see that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I am, too. I am, too. I'm excited to see how it's presented to the world. I really am. Tamika Mallory book I Live to Tell the Story, A Memoir of Love, Legacy and Resilience came out this week. Let's go. The latest release on my book imprint, Black Privilege publishing, came out February 11th. Man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So salute to Tameka. If you loved State of Emergency, this book is not about that. This book is about her life and it's her memoir. And you get to see how Tameka became to be who Tameka Mallory is. So make sure you go pick that up. Anita Kopak's the Win on Her Tongue, that's also out right now. Those are the first two books that we put out this year. It's interesting because my book imprint is on its fifth year, and when we launched in 2020, the first two books we put out was Tamika Mallory and Anita Kopex. But it was backwards. It was Tameka first with State of Emergency, and then Anita Kopax with Shallow Waters. This year, it's Tameka Mallory first. No, Anita Kopax was first with the Win on her tongue. Now Tamika Mallory, I live to tell the story. I'm announcing another one next week.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Who you got?

[Andrew Schulz]

Can't say, but it's a doozy. It's a doozy. It's a doozy, guys. Okay, what else we got? Taylor? Positively brilliant.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When's your next book coming out? Out?

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm actually working on it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know I remember you saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I didn't. I. I didn't think I was going. I mean, I just came out with get on us to die line. Why? Small talk sucks. That came out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Last year. The paperback actually will be out April or March.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't remember.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's getting money, guys.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, the paperback will be out April or March. I think it'll be out April for us to pay print.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

When they print the paperback.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's getting money. All my books aren't paperback.

[Taylor]

What does that mean for people who don't know?

[Andrew Schulz]

It's just means that the hardcover sells a lot, and paperback is another way to sell the book. I got a new cover for the paperback, too. The paperback. I'm actually on the COVID this time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So the paperback. But paperback is essentially like a sign of success of a book. Right? They wouldn't print it in paper if. For the most part, I imagine.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. For the most part, yeah. What do you think, Chris? Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why? What is the distinction between the two?

[Andrew Schulz]

In my experience, Yeah. I think a book has to sell pretty poorly not to come out on paperback. Right. But I've never really thought about the distinction. The only thing I know is you can get it in jail, is once it's on paperback. Once it's on paperback, you can get in jail. That's all I know. You know what I'm saying? I don't know about what it means, but, I mean, they do stagger it for a reason, though, right? Cause it's not like they put out. You don't put out the hardcover and the paperback all at one time. Like, my hardcover came out a year ago. Hardcover came out last May. And the paperback's coming out, you know, April. April or March. March or April. One of the. One of the two. But go pre order it now. Get on us to die line. Why? Small talk sucks. What else we got? Taylor gang? What did that mean? Ran out of pee pee.

[Chris]

You want to go to that first?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. What does ran out of pee pee mean?

[Chris]

She. Ocho cinco describing what happened with.

[Andrew Schulz]

Did he really get penis surgery injuries. Yeah, that's why I never got her.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It's not nasty.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's very nasty. It's called a home remedy. A home remedy. Home remedy. Came a grandma.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, my grandma.

[Andrew Schulz]

My grandma told me that. Really? Yeah, I remember. Yeah. Other people's urine, that's the only way to get it done. Wait, what? That. Listen, that urine, the toxins inside it, brings all that swelling out right away in less than 24 hours. And then you Go home and all of that stuff, you warm it up, put. You put it in bed, put it. Your woman.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And she never had a problem with that.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, no, no. Because, I mean, you're all about pleasing your woman, right? You always. Well, actually, I was. I was focused. You was focused at that time alone. Did you use a bed alone after putting your feet in? It might have been two or three women at that time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Time, yeah.

[Taylor]

Oh, he puts his feet in. I thought he was drinking.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know, you got to think back then, though, I was doing amateur porn too, as a side hustle. Oh, my God. You know that? No, I did not know that. Yeah, and even if I did know it, I wouldn't tell on you like that. I wouldn't want to do it about to be married. I know, but I have a past. We all have a past. That's a very promiscuous past. Not. Not promiscuous. Not promiscuous. How the hell is engaging in porn not promiscuous? Well, how else am I supposed to perfect my craft? So what is this about?

[Chris]

So he gets into.

[Taylor]

Puts his feet in pee to get the toxic.

[Andrew Schulz]

So you engaged? Oh, I thought it was something about his penis to perfect your craft? It was amateur. Amateur porn, yeah. Can I tell you why that happened?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Please, feel free.

[Andrew Schulz]

Small story. I was in high school at the time.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, Lord.

[Andrew Schulz]

And I was losing my virginity. So we. We had engaged in horizontal activity. Not vertical. No, it was horizontal. Okay. Matter of fact, it was vertical.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Ah, go ahead, keep going.

[Andrew Schulz]

And she. She got to the point where we were. We were in action. And she said in my ear, go deeper. Stay with me now. And what hurt me is I was already all the way in, so I had ran out of pee pee. And that is what caused me to get into amateur porn. So I could perfect my craft in the pelvic area so I would never have to hear that again. You do understand the cameras are rolling? Yeah. You understand? I mean, do you really, really want people see, this is the problem with being a guy. I can edit it out, bro, I don't even know if Ocho's telling the truth here, but the problem with being a guy is, you know, the dick you got is the dick you got. Like, I was talking to one of my homegirls yesterday. She talking about getting the bbl. Cause she want more ass. Guys can't do that. Yeah, I can't go get more dick.

[Chris]

Yes, you can.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, if I'm gay and wanted up the ass. But not for me to actually have for my personal benefit to use what I want to.

[Chris]

I thought you do want to get a dick enlargement.

[Andrew Schulz]

Where?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know if they figured that out yet.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's no ddls.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, listen to this. Social media is ddl. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What was the second T?

[Taylor]

I'm still trying to figure it out.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Django, Dickliffe, Dick and more dick.

[Andrew Schulz]

You want dick, Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Yeah, that's what you want. That's what you're going for. You're going for double the dick.

[Taylor]

He's thick. Dick, dick and dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

[Andrew Schulz]

Thick dick, dick. Listen, Serena Williams. Social media is bringing Serena Williams personal life into her performance crypt. Walked for the culture, then went home to this guy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, let me see.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's on World Star. I'm trying to tell y' all, man, listen, you going. If you. If you have a white spouse, as a black person.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now this gotta be Photoshopped.

[Andrew Schulz]

If you have a black. If you have a white spouse as a black person, you always gotta be very careful about how pro black and for the culture you decide to get. Cause there's always gonna be the Internet to bring you back to reality.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

This is Photoshopped.

[Andrew Schulz]

This is Photoshop. Listen to me. I don't know if it's Photoshopped or not. And this ain't even just about Serena. This is just. For every single black person out there who has a white significant other. You always gotta think in your mind how pro black and how for the culture you can get. Cause when you start talking all of that, the white man is the devil. And, you know, you being oppressed, they gonna remind you that you putting your lips on the oppressor's penis. Okay? You can't be. You can't be that much of a, you know, critic of the white man when you're married one. And that's not. And I'm not. I'm just talking about in general. This goes for the black guys, too. A lot of you pro black guys, you like to sleep white, okay? You like to sleep white. And you wonder why Dr. Umar be putting that camera on and going solo and giving you. Giving you isolation for 15 minutes. Black queens forever. Snow bunnies, never. I said black queens forever. Snow bunnies, never. I said black queens forever.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Never.

[Andrew Schulz]

Snow bunnies, never. Okay?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Why is that? Why do you think the. Some of the pro black guys like to sleep white?

[Andrew Schulz]

It's called. What's the word I'm looking for? They. I don't. It's not projection. It's formative. No, it's called over. Overcompensating, over compensate.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. It's like when the guys who are gay are homophobic.

[Andrew Schulz]

There you go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And it is. And we say that all the time with the homophobic guys. We're like, yo, what are you hiding? What are you hiding? And the more you hear a dude out here, like, black, black, black, black, black, black women. Black women, black women. We gotta do this with black women. Black women. You're like. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Chris]

Why y' all. Nothing about that. About that. Like, Dr. Umar.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, people probably tried to get Umar on that. Remember he was at the mall buying a fragrance and they were like, oh, he's after a snowbody. Like, they've been trying to. But he's true to it.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's true to it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's the goat.

[Andrew Schulz]

Dr. Umar is true to it. Can I say something? Can I say something for all the Nubian white queens out there?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Speak to him.

[Andrew Schulz]

Don't hide. Don't hide. That pro black man that you see.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Go online and do his rants.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yep.

[Andrew Schulz]

And you know, they on their platforms and they doing. They rants, you know, about systemic oppression and all this other stuff. You know the true him.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, tell us.

[Andrew Schulz]

Expose them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You. Hey, you're not from the culture. You can snitch.

[Andrew Schulz]

You can't snitch.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nobody cares if you snitch.

[Andrew Schulz]

Expose them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay?

[Andrew Schulz]

Nobody cares. Expose them. Expose them. Expose them. Expose them.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

If he was eating your white ass.

[Andrew Schulz]

What?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Your white ass.

[Andrew Schulz]

He ate your whole white ass and shitting on your whole culture.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's not possible.

[Andrew Schulz]

God.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's not possible. You can't shit in his mouth and ate shits on you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, my God.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, white queens, white queens, White queens. Talk to us.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't even know how you can. I don't even know how you can be a pro black man when you eat a white girl's vagina.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Talk to me about that. Careful now.

[Andrew Schulz]

What you mean?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You sounding like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sounds like something. Okay, okay, okay, okay. You're right. Let me reel that in.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, yeah, reel that. Take that back. Take it back.

[Andrew Schulz]

What I'm saying is you just got to know which level of pro blackness to go to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Like, if you love white girls on the side. You gotta know that.

[Andrew Schulz]

You gotta know. You know. Is it. Are you gonna be Harriet Tubman? Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Or are you gonna be.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know. I'm trying to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Kendrick. Kendrick's very pro black.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but Kendrick ain't, like, preachy I'm talking about preachy one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, I thought you were giving an example of, like.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm talking about, like, the super preachy one that's like, always, like, for example, if we found out Dr. Umar, that would be heartbreaking. It'd be heartbreaking. He'd be like, damn, that'd be hard. But there's a lot of people out there that do that, man. It's a lot of people out there that really do.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

It would be a shame, though. It would be a shame if these girls.

[Andrew Schulz]

Imagine saying, protect black women, but you go raw on white women. Women.

[Taylor]

Oh, my God.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, you can't even protect your girl because you getting white STDs. Your girl's walking around with white gonorrhea.

[Andrew Schulz]

She said, you thought I get the white gonorrhea. You can protect yourself. You can't even imagine. You go raw on a white girl, then you go back to your black clothing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, no, that's crazy, yo. That is. That's diabolical.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what I'm saying, man.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's diabolic.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what I'm saying, man. It would be. Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, so white queens, man. Speak your truth.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen to your guy. Speak your truth. Truth, man. Speak your truth.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Speak your truth.

[Andrew Schulz]

This shit is getting out of hand, bro. It's getting out of hand. What else we got?

[Chris]

Taylor, your boy, you guys, he's been making a statement. He took off all his tattoos for this.

[Andrew Schulz]

I text pdd, man. I like the fact he got all his tattoos removed. But go back to that brief shot, dick tock. Now he's telling. That's my guy. I love Pete.

[Taylor]

Oh, so that means.

[Andrew Schulz]

What I'm simply trying to say is if you have been. If there's been rumors about the size of your meat for years, you gotta fill those briefs out a little more in the front.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I'm saying? You don't think so?

[Chris]

But what if he got a bazillion.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

There's nothing I could care less about than if Pete Davidson got his tattoo or if he's in a Taylor.

[Andrew Schulz]

Repeat what you just said.

[Chris]

Well, if he got Brazilian wax like you. Well, if his.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, you think you started a trend?

[Andrew Schulz]

What that got to do with the penis size?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Because listen.

[Chris]

Listen to Taylor.

[Andrew Schulz]

Think it shady.

[Chris]

Listen, listen, cuz. One of what's been going on was. I. I mean, I've never seen him in briefs before, but what if his. He has so much of a bush. That's what was filling out the briefs for.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't think that's how that works, Taylor.

[Chris]

I don't know. I don't have a dick. I'm just asking.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't think that's how that works. All I'm saying is you gotta let the. You gotta let the. If you wanna wear the briefs, man, you gotta keep the rumors of that 10 inch Sloan going.

[Chris]

Why you feel like he like this?

[Andrew Schulz]

Don't. This don't make Kanye mad. You know what I'm saying? Kanye. You know he called when I told y' all, he called my phone. He's like, my wife is out here fucking a white boy with a 10 inch penis and you won't help me. So. Okay, I see everything. I didn't see the close up. All right, all right. I might have to take a lot of that back. I didn't see the close up you're missing.

[Chris]

It's the white.

[Andrew Schulz]

You think it's the white?

[Chris]

Yeah, he has to have gray on.

[Andrew Schulz]

Look at Schultz over there trying to act like a fucking man. He over there trying to act like a fucking man.

[Taylor]

He also could be a grower.

[Andrew Schulz]

Damn.

[Taylor]

Same.

[Andrew Schulz]

What height do you already gotta be at for it to get to 10 inches?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What you mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

Like where you gotta be at? Flaccid for it to get to 10?

[Taylor]

Probably at least five.

[Andrew Schulz]

At least five, I would think. I can see that. I'm just thinking about my own, so. I can see that. I can see that. You don't think so?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, yeah, I got that.

[Andrew Schulz]

What else we got? Taylor gay. That's it.

[Chris]

Y want to talk more about.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Let's do some asking.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let's pay some bills and do asking. Idiots. Let's just pay some.

[Chris]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Did y' all want to talk about my Wayans and Soulja Boy exchange?

[Andrew Schulz]

I ain't even see what was going on.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Talk to the people, man. It's fun talking to the people.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Let's do some ad. Let's do the ad because we got one more ad, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I. I think it's a blue chew, right?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Knock out that blue chew, that bluechew will get you to 10.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Facts now, do they no longer have.

[Andrew Schulz]

A bluechew will get you to 10. That bluechew. I tell a pregnant that is not.

[Chris]

He don't need blue chair.

[Andrew Schulz]

You gave him. You told me you gave him one.

[Chris]

No, I didn't.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let's say you just wanted to see what was going on. You told me you wanted to see what was happening.

[Chris]

Never says it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now I look at you, waddling waddling.

[Chris]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Chris]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Chris]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

How about snacks? You can Venmo that. Your favorite band's merch? You can Venmo this or their next show? You can Venmo that. Visit Venmo Me Debit to learn more.

[Andrew Schulz]

You can Venmo this or you can Venmo that. You can Venmo this or you can.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the.

[Andrew Schulz]

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[Charlamagne Tha God]

By Mastercard International Incorporated card may be used everywhere.

[Andrew Schulz]

MasterCard is accepted. Venmo purchase restrictions apply. Let's do some asking. Idiots. Man. Let's spend some time with the people man. Let's spend some time with the people who make this podcast a success, mate.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Andrew Schulz]

Mussi Legesi says, which philosopher would you remove to prevent a catastrophic school of thought? Thought. That. That don't even make any sense because the philosophers are the ones that keep people from having catastrophic school of thoughts. If you're talking to an actual good philosopher, I'm talking about the Marcus. Marcus Aurelius from Stoicism. Am I pronouncing his name right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Marcus Aurelius.

[Andrew Schulz]

Marcus Aurelius. If you're talking about Socrates, like, these are phenomenal philosophers.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I feel like what he he's trying to get at is Karl Marx. He's like, if you get rid of Karl Marx, you don't have communism, and if you don't have communism, you don't have.

[Andrew Schulz]

Was Karl Marx considered a philosopher, though?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, I know he had a philosophy, but was he considered an actual. I'm gonna look that up. Was he considered a philosopher?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I think so. I think if you're writing probably one.

[Taylor]

Of the main ones.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. I mean, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let's see. Famous philosophers. This is Socrates, Aristotle, of course, Plato. It's a bunch of money. I don't know most of these people who do. Who was the name we said just now?

[Taylor]

Karl Marx.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Karl Marx.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let me see. Is Karl Marx considered a philosopher? He's still alive, right?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is Karl Marx considered. Let's see. A philosopher? Let me see. Is Carl Marx considered a philosopher.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

And.

[Andrew Schulz]

He didn't live a long life at all? Yeah, he's considered a philosopher in the field of political philosophy, economic theory, and historical materialism. Oh, okay. I don't know much about Karl Marx. So he's the one that basically gave Hitler his philosophy, sort of conduct.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, no, no, no. He gave. Was it Stalin the philosophy who spread communism throughout Russia?

[Andrew Schulz]

Stalin?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Was it Stalin?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't even know if. I don't know if the Nazis were communists. I think they were. Yeah. I think it was just.

[Andrew Schulz]

It says his philosophical roots are deeply tied to German idealism, especially Hegel.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, Hegel. The Hegelian dialectic, I think it's called, is what sprouted Marxist philosophy. Marx's philosophy sprouted from that. I don't know enough about it, but I.

[Andrew Schulz]

So he. That's what. Yo, yo, speak up. Next time, just ask about Karl Marx, okay? Because I. There's. I. I wake up to Marcus Aurelius every day. I love stoicism. So it's like, yo, you got to speak up. I like philosophers. Philosophers.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay. This is a good one. Takiya Poppy. If you can make a superhero in today's world, what abilities or superpowers would you give it? This is good.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hmm. I've always liked professor Charles Xavier and Jean Gray because they're able to read minds. But then I also like. I like when you got the time stone and you can change events. Like, I like. I mean, even though Kang's not considered a superhero, he's a villain. I like the idea of somebody letting things play out, but then intervening when they need to to make things go the way they actually need to go or the way he wants them to go. Yeah, I think something like that is necessary. I also don't mind Dr. Strange's cause I would want a combination. Right. You want a combination of the mind reading, but you wouldn't necessarily need the mind reading if you had King's ability, you know, to fuck with time. But I do. I would like to be able to go into the future to see how things play out. What.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What I Assume, you know, like when you're developing superhero characters right there, they can thwart whatever the greatest concern of the time is, you know, so what superheroes developed at a time with the Internet? What superheroes develop at a time with, you know, information that's decentralized. Like, what superhero could control trends and narratives.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Brainiac. What else that he, like, can control all. It's basically circuits, electricity, there's everything like that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I was even saying, like, can control information.

[Andrew Schulz]

It'd be tough for young superheroes, though. Can you imagine Robin and Peter Parker with Instagram? You gotta show off the Batcave. You give up your whole secret identity, you know what I'm saying?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, Robin, low key. Peter Parker was like the first, like, selfie dot.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Cause he was doing like. He was the cameraman for the Daily Bugle and he was taking the selfies.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. And he was doing it for.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Invented the selfies.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. And he was doing it for himself.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I'm saying? Like, he was trying to get Spider man popping. That's right. He was doing it for himself. I agree with you, though. That's why I said, kang, anybody who can control events that are going on in the world, because some of this shit needs to play out even when it's bad.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

It needs to play out for things to get to where they need to be. So some shit you gotta let happen.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, it's like humans don't move based on prediction. They moved on reaction.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So it's gotta get bad for them to be like, all right, we need to do something different.

[Andrew Schulz]

What's that movie where no matter what, the guy does the same butterfly effect. The butterfly effect, but he keeps trying to cause whatever the event was is supposed to happen. Like, there are these nexus events in life that are supposed to happen. So no matter how you try to spin it, no matter how you try to maneuver it, no matter how you try to make it different, it's supposed to happen. And you can't move forward until you allow it to happen.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Dr.

[Taylor]

Strange could find the one way that it won't happen.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yo, this one is good.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hold on. I saw an ill theory about that, though.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, what?

[Andrew Schulz]

I saw an ill theory about how that one event happened. But that was also the one event, even though they won that war, that triggers all this other shit that's about to come.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Come.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like the Dr. Dooms and even the Kangs and all of that like that. So, yeah, they may have won the, the. The. The battle, but they. They didn't win the war.

[Taylor]

Are you excited for the next wave of Marvel?

[Andrew Schulz]

No. Fantastic Four. Look, I. I'm. I'm just not excited because of what they did in the last phase. I'm not saying it's not going to be good. I'm just saying that they didn't make my dick hard.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm going. I'mma go. I'mma go give them some.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I'm saying? But I don't want to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But you're reluctant.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm reluctant. I'm like, yeah, this shit been trash, yo. You know what I'm saying? Like, but hopefully I go in there pleasantly surprised. You know, Captain America comes out Friday. Yeah, I'm gonna go see Captain America. Great Valentine's Day. That's why it's a red hulk. You know what I mean? And then you fucking turn around and we see what happens with Fantastic Four and what thunderbolts, I think, comes out this year, too.

[Taylor]

Yeah. But I think the next wave is starting with Fantastic Four.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't. Thunderbolts don't look good to me at all.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, I'm like, why do we even have this?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't even know what thunderbolts is.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's not worth it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. I'm so. If it's not the big ones, if it's not the big five, Fantastic Four.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is a big one. Yeah. But it just hasn't intrigued me. The trailer didn't intrigue me.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. And none of the movies, they've tried to do Fantastic Four a few times, and none of them really slapped.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So this one has some promise.

[Andrew Schulz]

What was the trailers they showed for Super Bowl? Did they show any Marvel trailers? Trailers?

[Taylor]

They did, but they just repeated the same ones.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm shocked they didn't do the Superman trailer during the Super Bowl.

[Taylor]

I think they DC did something, but it was just what's his face sitting in a chair with a dog. It was pretty dumb.

[Andrew Schulz]

But what else we got?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right, this one is interesting. Wkn.

[Andrew Schulz]

W nishaw.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Oh, W Nishaw. Nice. If brilliant idiots was doing a Super bowl halftime show slash pod, what one topic would you cover?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, depends who's playing.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay. This would have been the last one. Give me this last one. And we have to. God, for 12 minutes during halftime of Super Bowl.

[Andrew Schulz]

This is fantastic. First of all.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Okay, go.

[Andrew Schulz]

You start off. I mean, there's so much to touch. You had Taylor Swift, Donald Trump was in attendance. Kendrick performed at the halftime show. We could have laughed. About what?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

No, there's no halftime show.

[Taylor]

You're halftime.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We are the performers.

[Andrew Schulz]

So this last one. Yeah. Okay, so Taylor Swift, Donald Trump, Travis Kelce. Got to get a lot of Lot a lot of smoke. Patrick Mahomes wife.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Are we just roasting them or are we just talking about them? Is it a performance?

[Andrew Schulz]

We're just doing a pod.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

We're just podding.

[Andrew Schulz]

We just podding.

[Chris]

So y' all gotta have some dick talk in there, too.

[Andrew Schulz]

Patrick Mahomes brother was upstairs. Yeah. He's a wild boy from what I was told.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know, and from what we've seen. What'd he do? I don't even know what he did.

[Taylor]

It's like a video of him, like, I think, hitting a woman.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, that'll do it. That'll do it. Yeah. I mean, I think at the super bowl, you got a lot especially. Especially with this last one. I probably would just give Taylor a lot of smoke. Probably give Taylor a lot of smoke. Probably fuck with Roc Nation, you know, just on some. Like. Like at some point, the NFL got to just come to y' all and.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Say, enough is enough is enough.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, we understand the Emmys, okay? We understand the high ratings and all that, but God damn, can we just get a little bit of whiteness? I mean, we get it.

[Taylor]

If y' all would have just broke down the whole Baldoni situation, that would have been the highest viewed halftime show ever.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Now that shit just getting warmed up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really?

[Taylor]

This shit is crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

What happened? What's the latest developments this week? I ain't see shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He did a pod, but he didn't really talk about it. But he did a pod, but yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

It'S like, who the fuck are poding right now at a time like this? I hate people like that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Well, he didn't talk about it, but that's my point.

[Andrew Schulz]

What the fuck? You shouldn't say nothing if you're not gonna come here to pod about what the fuck we want to talk about. Don't say shit.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Amen.

[Andrew Schulz]

What is he even there to talk about?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I mean, masculinity.

[Taylor]

Yeah, he's. He's still got a. To save his image because they trying to bury him. He fighting. I ain't mad at it.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know. What will we talk about at the super bowl halftime show? That would be kind of interesting. If y' all talk about giving Shane Gillis five minutes, y' all can give the idiots goddamn. Three.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Three minutes.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's all we need is three, baby.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Three minutes.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's all we need is three. This is really short you said what?

[Chris]

Short.

[Andrew Schulz]

Jonesy. Why? What else we got, Taylor? I don't anything.

[Taylor]

Three minutes is a lifetime.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

All right, what else?

[Andrew Schulz]

We got something, Taylor.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Keep going. One more.

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on. Give me some deep shit, man. Give me some shit that nobody asking us. Okay, see, now this is a brilliant idiot's question. Rex, the short shot. Would you rather lose your eyesight or your penis? Woof.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Wow.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wow.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Think about it. If you lose your eyesight, think about how much more enjoyable using your penis would be.

[Chris]

Think about Stevie Wonder, all the kids he got.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

But you know what I mean, like, every girl can just be the most beautiful girl that you imagine if you're blind.

[Taylor]

Yeah, but how you gonna do comedy?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Like, nah, it's very difficult.

[Andrew Schulz]

This is a very difficult. I think it would be harder to not do comedy. I think it would be harder to do comedy without a dick.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, I agree 100%. I can't lose my dick.

[Andrew Schulz]

This is where all your ego at. Like, you know, imagine a comedian. Imagine you going out to do a. And somebody go like, andrew, I really like you. You got balls.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, you don't. Okay. You know what I'm saying? You know, in your mind, you ain't got nothing done.

[Taylor]

There's women that do comedy.

[Chris]

Exactly.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

That might be the problem.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I mean? Being a little slow on it. I know. I was like, there's no need for me to say it.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I know it's coming.

[Andrew Schulz]

But you was a little heavy, little slow. Just a little. I'm a girl, dad. Maybe you didn't want to.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I'm a girl dad.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think women are funny, But I've heard him over the years, this guy.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So why you do what you mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

I think there's plenty of hilarious women. Hilarious. I just told y' all about one a couple weeks ago when I went to go.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

You see how he be doing it? That's crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

But everybody has a role to play on this podcast. It's Schultz's lane. Let him own that. I don't step on that. All right, Jonathan, William Rosario says, can Drake do anything at this point to overcome his huge loss lost to Kendrick. No. And he needs to stop trying. And the more he tries, the more worse it gets for him. And it's going to be very interesting. I don't know if this Party Drake album that they put out on OVO sound is the official release, but from what I was told, he is not going to be able to put out music on screaming platforms until this lawsuit is up. But it's going to Be very interesting to watch Drake throughout this whole situation because we've never seen him without his superpowers. We've never seen his superpowers be neutralized. And by superpowers, I mean the favors from the label, the favors from the streaming services, the favors from radio. We've never seen Drake without his superpower. So now we're about to see what the emperor looks like with no clothes.

[Chris]

Obio thinks that he sacrificed, but if.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He'S successful, what do you say?

[Andrew Schulz]

If he's successful, then salute to you. But now he really about to see what type of strength he got. You know what I'm saying? Because I'm telling you right now, Drake, Tootsie Slide was not going number one if you didn't have those superpowers behind you. Okay? Flying me out was not going number one if you didn't have those superpowers behind you. And everybody at your label knows it. And everybody at these screaming, these platforms like Spotify and Apple Knowledge, it. They know what they've done for you, but clearly you don't know what they've done for you. So now they about to show you.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So why is no one in his ear going, yo, we're getting a lot of love. Why don't you just fucking shut up about it?

[Andrew Schulz]

If there's a guy walking around Australia right now with cowboy rain boots, yellow biker shorts, a beanie on, and a T shirt that says, wait till you see my dick and the arrows pointing at his mouth, what the fuck can you tell him? What the fuck can you tell that human?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

So we gotta Photoshop that shirt like that. That's hilarious.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's already like that.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nah, it's putting it down. It was.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I must have saw the Photoshop one. I must have saw the Photoshop. Y' all think I saw the one where it was the arrow pointing up to his mouth and said, wait till you see my dick. I was like, damn, what the fuck does that even mean? He's like, y' all can pick out all this symbolism for Kendrick, but not when Drake does shit like that. What does that mean when it says, wait till you see my dick? And an arrow is pointing to the mouth?

[Taylor]

He's been doing yoga or something.

[Andrew Schulz]

God damn, look at this. What can you tell a person that's walking around Australia like this, bro? Why would he listen to you?

[Chris]

Not that one. Hold on. Well, I was just showing that he was getting teased.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why would you go to Drake's concert to say, they not like us. They're not like us. Not like us.

[Taylor]

Damn.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like us. I've never seen no like this. I'm going be totally honest with you, man. I, I, I. This, this is, this is brutal. This is bullying at this point. Yo, I've never seen anything like this. Have you ever seen anything like this in any field?

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I don't know, cuz the images I see from the shows look fire. So it's hard.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why would you pay a ticket to go to his show to say, oh, Australians are wild. Come on, come on, come on. Look at this outfit, bro.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yeah, the outfit.

[Andrew Schulz]

This man gonna ever listen to you. This guy's got on cowboy rain boots. He's acting like Kanye with yellow basketball shorts or something. Oh, the T shirt is pointing.

[Taylor]

This his hat.

[Andrew Schulz]

But why would you, why would you say, like, to me, that's like, this is very Kanye. That's Kanye.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

He's acting like he's throw the narrative, like, have people talking. Have people.

[Chris]

Kanye would do something like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

This. No, he wouldn't.

[Chris]

Yes, he would.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm, I'm, I'm. Be honest with you. I don't even. Kanye, I don't even. I'm sick of that mother. Yeah, we don't even, like, all the way. Like, he's just, he's a ridiculous human being. Like, he, we. The best thing you could do for Kanye west at this point is just ignore him. He don't deserve no attention, no nothing, like, at all. Let's do one more tail in. Get the up out of here. What we got? Chris's head is in the way. Ooh. Oh, wow. Damn. Which one of these you want, Schultz? Pick one.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What's the weirdest thing you believed growing up? Man, there's I believe growing up that I still believe. Now that's weird. Like, I don't walk under ladders. Yeah. I'm superstitious. Even though I know it's bullshit. I'm like, it's so easy for me to walk around the ladder.

[Chris]

These whip holes.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

What's that mean? Like, don't tell me, because I don't want a new thing that once it's in. Once it's in, I can't get it out. Now. Now I'm splitting poles for the rest of my life. Don't even tell me what it is. I already want to know what it is.

[Andrew Schulz]

Holding your breath.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Don't do it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Holding your breath to the graveyard. I've never heard that one.

[Taylor]

When you pass by, you're supposed to hold. Supposed to hold your hold.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

New York are too long for that, bro. That one queens is like three miles.

[Andrew Schulz]

I used to ride my bike past the graveyard every day because it was on the way to my boy Jerrell's house. God Bless the dead on Old Whitesville Road. I didn't hold my breath. I started breathing harder to get run past that on the bike.

[Taylor]

That's why the spirits got in you, and that's why you had spirits dancing on you while you're sleeping. And.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Yup.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah. Yeah, that was the ghost of pedophiles. That's all I want.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

The hat.

[Andrew Schulz]

The weirdest thing you believe growing up.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

I believe everything, bro. What's the norm? What's a normal? Why don't we ask? That was a regular thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

You believe I can bream underwater. All that. Everything that I thought I believed when I was young turned out to be true. I almost turned into a werewolf. That shit really happened.

[Taylor]

Almost. That shit really happened.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Nothing positive.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nothing weird.

[Charlamagne Tha God]

Not the episode.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's nothing weird that I. Everything happened. As always. If you listen to these podcasts, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit. You're right too. It's a brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.