The Hit List (Ft. Akaash Singh)

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Brilliant Idiots – "The Hit List" (Ft. Akaash Singh)

Date: September 26, 2025
Hosts: Charlamagne Tha God, Andrew Schulz
Guest: Akaash Singh
Tone: Informal, comedic, and provocative as always

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Brilliant Idiots centers on the intersection of politics, media, and free speech, focusing on the controversy surrounding Jimmy Kimmel, Donald Trump’s "hit list", and the broader implications for democracy and press freedom. The hosts also tackle recent electoral politics, criticisms of Kamala Harris’ campaign, the realities of New York City under Eric Adams, hypocrisy on both the left and right, and the ongoing societal impact of social media bots. Woven throughout are the hosts’ authentic (and often hilarious) perspectives on loyalty, cultural norms, and their own personal experiences.

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Main Discussion Highlights

1. Political Rhetoric, NY Politics & Gentrification

[01:23–04:02]

• Discussion begins with Eric Adams’ remarks on who constitutes "gentrifiers," and the confusion around whether it's "rich white people" or just a certain privileged class of voters.
• Akaash Singh: "It's the kids who live off their parents income and have all these ideas about socialism... Those guys vote for Mamdani."
• Schulz and Akaash critique Adams' vagueness and call for specificity in political rhetoric.
• Personal anecdotes about the worsening street conditions in NYC compared to the Bloomberg era.
• [04:42] Eric Adams: "We put $30 billion back into the pockets of New Yorkers... free high speed broadband, child care... paying off medical debt."
• The hosts argue that while the Mayor cites metrics, reality for many New Yorkers feels very different.

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2. Why Mandani’s Messaging Resonates Over Adams’ Record

[05:36–06:24]

• Adams claims Mandani is "a better liar," able to "sell the lie better."
• Schulz and Akaash dissect the difference between political promises and perceived reality.
• [06:20] Akaash Singh: "Your reality is not matching up to what you're telling me."
• Ongoing debate: Perception vs. reality, media influence, and the crisis of trust in politics.

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3. Cultural Norms, Money, and Friendship

[08:41–10:18]

• Lighthearted banter about paying for friends, discounts, and cultural norms (referencing Indian families' competitiveness over the bill).
• [10:07] Akaash Singh: "We will fight over who pays the bill. It's like a fight."
• Explores authenticity, intention, and the etiquette of generosity among friends and across cultures.

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4. Free Speech, Jimmy Kimmel, and Trump's 'Hit List'

[11:00–16:17]

• The hosts turn to the Kimmel controversy, where Trump's administration (via FCC threats) exerted pressure on Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show, raising alarms around government overreach and attacks on free speech.
• Schulz distinguishes between private acts of violence (e.g., Charlie Kirk's murder) and government attempts to censor or punish speech.
• Notable Quote [12:08] Andrew Schulz: "It's literally not the same. I don't even know why people are conflating the two."
• Schulz criticizes Kimmel's monologue for being "too safe" and laments a lack of boldness compared to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
• Akaash credits Kimmel for being "classy" and empathetic, but Schulz says now is not the time for caution.

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5. Kamala Harris, Loyalty, and Democratic Party Critique

[18:11–34:18]

• Deep-dive into Kamala Harris’ campaign memoir, criticisms of her strategy, and how Democratic leadership mishandled the 2024 election.
• [21:25] Andrew Schulz: "Joe Biden's legacy is shit."
• Hosts agree blind loyalty and political calculation hurt Kamala and the party’s future.
• Debate about whether the U.S. was ready for a woman (particularly a woman of color) as President and how the Democratic establishment failed to let the bench compete.
• On Kamala’s blind loyalty:
  [29:17] Andrew Schulz: "She was too loyal. Literally. That's all."
  [30:17] Akash Singh: "Putting loyalty ahead of the general well-being of a country is not fit to be president."

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6. Hypocrisy and Free Speech in Media

[36:34–41:20]

• Sinclair’s refusal to air Kimmel’s show seen as evidence of the chilling effect of political pressure.
• Schulz argues Disney may not back Kimmel, and that "Trump already got his way."
• Schoolboy’s take: Trump’s attacks on Kimmel aren’t about speech, but about settling scores and demonstrating power.
• Chris: "He has to be a warrior right now... Because the pendulum swings both ways."
• Schulz: "Democrats too pussy for that to happen"—doubting the left’s willingness to play hardball.

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7. Algorithmic Outrage and Social Media Bots

[55:51–56:35]

• Discussion about how online division is amplified by bots.
• Andrew Schulz: "I don't think the world is as divided as people make it. No, I don't think that's on social media."
• Akaash: "Maybe we'll finally wrap our minds around the idea that so much of this is fake and the real life is out there."
• Real world is less polarized than the internet suggests, much of outrage is synthetic.

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8. Interviewing Trump: Would They Do It Again?

[57:34–59:20]

• Akaash says he’d interview Trump again, with a different, less accommodating approach.
• [59:22] Andrew Schulz: "You gotta use the mirror effect on him. ... Play [Trump] his own words to him. Don’t say you said this, because he'll just say, you lying."
• Discussion about effective strategies for holding accountability in media interviews.

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9. The Power and Uselessness of Lies

[62:03–63:06]

• The hosts reflect on the era of mass misinformation, shifting realities, and performative truth.
• Charlamagne: "Nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining... If you can keep that lie up in 2025 under all this scrutiny... that's impressive."
• Commentary on how lying has become central to public discourse, especially in politics.

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10. Miscellaneous and Light-hearted Segments

• H1B Visa Hypocrisy [53:42–54:55]:
  Akaash calls out conservative hypocrisy—despising "DEI" until it benefits white Americans threatened by high-skill immigrants.
• On Artists and Social Media [56:35–57:06]:
  Many public figures let bot-driven negativity overshadow real-world fandom.
• Jay Shetty Banter [65:08–75:08]:
  A long-running comedic riff on Jay Shetty, authenticity, and inspirational quotes ("That’s hate. That’s hate. That’s what I’ve been saying!").
• New York City and Parenting [85:49–90:22]:
  Parenting advice—let go, communicate, and accept:
  Andrew Schulz: "Our whole society is built on trust... We tend to look at the worst but we’re a pretty civilized society."
• Asking Idiots [91:37–96:00]:
  Raucous Q&A session, including "How gay would you get to save your family?"
  Akash: "I would absolutely take it in the butt to save my family; who’s the guy that's like, ‘I wouldn't fuck a dude to save my mom?’"

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [01:19] Andrew Schulz: "I am blessed, black, and highly favored."
• [12:23] Akash Singh (on Kimmel): "He was classier than I thought. He tried to be like a human being about it."
• [21:25] Andrew Schulz: "Joe Biden's legacy is shit."
• [29:17] Andrew Schulz: "She was too loyal. Literally. That's all."
• [34:13] Akash Singh: "It's true."
• [41:34] Akash Singh: "Maybe we'll finally wrap our minds around the idea that so much of this is fake and the real life is out there."
• [44:04] Andrew Schulz: "Straight gay would be like using a guy's dick to stir a drink."
• [59:22] Andrew Schulz: "You gotta use the mirror effect on him... Show him his words and let him react to himself, because we're always reacting to him."
• [62:03] Andrew Schulz: "Nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining."
• [89:49] Andrew Schulz: "We tend to look at the worst of everything... but if you really think about how we interact with each other everyday and don't fuck over each other, we're peaceful as fuck."

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:23–04:02: NYC, gentrification, and perceptions under Mayor Adams
• 11:00–16:17: Free speech, Jimmy Kimmel, and Trump’s “hit list”
• 18:11–34:18: Kamala Harris campaign, Democratic strategy, blind loyalty
• 36:34–41:20: Media hypocrisy, free speech attacks, and Disney vs. Trump
• 55:51–56:35: Bots and the illusion of division on social media
• 57:34–59:53: Interview strategies for Trump, the "mirror effect"
• 62:03–63:13: Lying in public life and the entertainment value of falsehood
• 89:49–90:08: Trust, risk, and the civility of everyday life

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Conclusion

In true "Brilliant Idiots" fashion, this episode blends unfiltered opinions, wit, and sincere observations into a freewheeling (sometimes risqué) exploration of politics, media, and culture. The hosts take shots at everyone—from politicians and media moguls to their own guests and each other—while provoking laughter and deeper reflection about the challenges facing free speech, leadership, and truth in today’s divisive landscape. If you missed the show, this summary captures the best of their insights and signature banter.

Transcript

[Andrew Schulz]

Buying a car in Carvana was so.

[Akash Singh]

Easy, I was able to finance it through them.

[Andrew Schulz]

I just. Whoa, wait, you mean finance?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, finance. Got pre qualified for a Carvana auto loan, entered my terms and shot from thousands of great car options, all within my budget. That's cool. But financing through Carvana was so easy. Financed, done. And I get to pick up my car from their Carvana vending machine tomorrow.

[Andrew Schulz]

Financed, right? That's what they said.

[Akash Singh]

You can spend time trying to pronounce financing or you can actually finance and buy your car today on Carvana financing, subject to credit approval. Additional terms and conditions may apply.

[Andrew Schulz]

Mike and Alyssa are always trying to outdo each other. When Alyssa got a small water bottle.

[Akash Singh]

Mike showed up with a four litre jug.

[Alex]

When Mike started gardening, Alyssa started beekeeping.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, come on. They called a truce for their holiday and used Expedia trip planner to collaborate on all the details of their trip.

[Alex]

Once there, Mike still did more laps around the pool.

[Andrew Schulz]

Whatever. You were made to outdo your holidays. Weewa.

[Alex]

Made to help organize the competition.

[Andrew Schulz]

Expedia made to travel. Yep. Charlamagne Tha God, we are the Brilliant idiots podcast. Andrew Schultz. Hezekiah Walker is still a way of filming Street Fighter. Andrew must be in that movie a lot. Cause 50 was there and back. But Andrew's still over there. Akash Singh is here. Akash Oshkosh Bigash.

[Akash Singh]

Yes sir.

[Andrew Schulz]

How are you man?

[Akash Singh]

I'm good man. How are you?

[Andrew Schulz]

I am blessed, black and highly favored. How was your week, bro?

[Akash Singh]

I bless brown and highly favored.

[Andrew Schulz]

You are. You absolutely are. You know, I was telling you before we started the show, we had Mayor Adams on and Mayor Adams was saying that Mandani's supporters are the gentrifiers.

[Akash Singh]

They are though. But I was like, I'm a supporter who.

[Andrew Schulz]

He kept saying the people. And I was like, who? So I said Indians. Because a large portion of people who went out there and voted for him in the primary were Indians. And he was like no. And I was like, who? Rich white people? And I'm like, yo, you gotta be specific. Who are these gentrifiers?

[Akash Singh]

No, he means not racial. It's the kids who live off their parents. Okay, outside of Indians because we like them. But the kids who live off their parents income and have all these ideas about socialism and how they know how the world should work even though they've never had a real job. Those guys vote for Mamdani.

[Andrew Schulz]

How do you give a more eloquent answer than the mayor of New York? I feel like if you're Gonna say that, you gotta be able to answer who people are, cuz somebody's gonna ask that.

[Eric Adams]

Look at his supporters. You know, these are the same. His heart and soul of his community are those same gentrifies that moved us out of our communities and are disrespectful in our community. That is the heart and soul. So we're buying into a concept of a person.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you mean by that? When you say look at. Look.

[Eric Adams]

Look at his supporters. Those are the same his supporters that mean spirit pocket. Those.

[Andrew Schulz]

You mean like Indians?

[Eric Adams]

I'm sorry, what do you mean? No, no, no, no. When you look at Harlem Best eye other parts of our community, when you saw the change of our demographics, you saw gentrification come into our communities. Those are. That's the heart and soul of his supporters. That's the heart and soul of other people have bought into the message and started growing. But the heart and soul of his supporters are those same people that came in and gentrified our communities in this in the first place. Won't patronize our restaurants.

[Andrew Schulz]

Want to change rich white people because they're not black. What?

[Eric Adams]

No, not. It's not even just.

[Andrew Schulz]

You gotta be specific when you say that. What do you mean?

[Eric Adams]

Gentrification to me is not an ethnicity. Ethnicity is a mindset he wasn't prepared for.

[Akash Singh]

You, you're a good interviewer. You ask follow ups.

[Andrew Schulz]

He interviewed me a billion times. Like I'm listening to madam. And I like Mayor Adams is all right with me. I don't, you know, I don't live in New York, so I don't have, you know, I don't. What is the issue with that?

[Akash Singh]

That's a very political way of saying you wouldn't like Mayor Adams if he had anything to do with you.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, actually, I don't think I, I don't have a problem with May Adams, but I also, you know, don't tell you the problem. City. Tell me nothing seems better.

[Akash Singh]

He'll tell you everything is better. Nothing feels better. I was walking to. I don't remember where I was walking, but I saw three guys shooting heroin. And then I saw. I saw a guy with no shirt on walking down the street, piece of his small intestine sticking out of his stomach.

[Andrew Schulz]

Damn. What?

[Akash Singh]

Looked like shit smeared all over his stomach. That wasn't happening in Bloomberg New York.

[Andrew Schulz]

Definitely wasn't happening in Bloomberg New York. Valid question. I asked Mayor Adams, though. I said, because he was explaining all of these things that he's done right, because he was there. You got to remember I got in office during COVID but he was explaining about all of the progress that they've made and the things that they've done better. So I said, well, if you've done all of those things better, how come what you've actually done isn't resonating as much as Mandani's messaging about what he will do?

[Akash Singh]

Good question.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because to me, actions should speak louder than words.

[Akash Singh]

What did he say?

[Andrew Schulz]

I actually said, mandani's just a better liar.

[Akash Singh]

Is that what he said?

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what he said. He said mandani's just a better. He said mandani knows how to sell the lie better.

[Eric Adams]

A year in office, I sat down with the team. I said, listen, I don't have any control on the price of bread, but I could put bread back in the pockets of New Yorkers. We put $30 billion back into the pockets of New Yorkers. What does that look like? Free high speed broadband for NYCHA and other homes. That's $159 a month. We dropped the cost of child care. If you have two children in schools, we dropped the cost in child care. We dropped the cost of child care from 22 to $20 a month. They're less than $20 a month. That's another $200. We're paying off medical debt. If you're a low income New Yorker and you have medical debt, we're paying that off for you. You no longer have to pay for that of universal after school program for free paying the college tuition of night of our foster care children. So when you start picking apart our programs, it comes to a total of $30 billion.

[Andrew Schulz]

So why are those actual actions not resonating with people? But Mandani's messaging of affordability is because if you actually already are putting more money back in people's pockets, why is it not, you know, resonating? But his messaging of affordability is without a doubt, brother.

[Eric Adams]

Think about for a moment because what he has done successfully, it says, I'm going to identify the pain that people are feeling. Yes, Eric is addressing it, but you're not learning about that. I'm addressing it because it's not being covered.

[Andrew Schulz]

We need to be clear on that.

[Eric Adams]

And so what he has done successfully is said, I'm going to identify the pain that people are feeling. I'm just going to tell them anything that they want to hear.

[Andrew Schulz]

But it shouldn't be no pain. If you're actually addressing the issue though.

[Eric Adams]

But going back to what all of you said Perception is reality.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but that's not the point. The point is your reality is not matching up to what you're telling me.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right, because he kept talking about perception, like, you know, the perception in the media shapes the perception and, you know, envy. You asked the question about, you know, people. The same thing. You just said, people feel away, but this is what we're actually doing. But my thing is, if you're actually. Actually doing those things, then people shouldn't feel that way.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. And maybe it feels less dangerous than it did a year ago, but I remember walking by Penn Station and you. I mean, you go. You live in Jersey, but you probably drive. You just see guys outside of Penn Station shooting drugs.

[Andrew Schulz]

But isn't that New York, though?

[Alex]

Yeah, that's.

[Akash Singh]

That was in New York when I moved here.

[Alex]

Penn Station has always been.

[Akash Singh]

Nah, nah, I. Dude, I.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, that's not true.

[Akash Singh]

I used to go to Penn Station. Nah, bro. I went to Penn Station every day. When I lived in Secaucus and I was broke. That's how I got back and forth. It didn't feel great, but it didn't feel like this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. I moved here in 06. Who was here? It was Bloomberg. And Bloomberg.

[Akash Singh]

Bloomberg was the.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, from. Oh. When I moved up here with Wendy, I was in Penn Station every day, coming from Fort Lee, New Jersey, on the bus to Penn Station. And I never once felt like I. Damn, it's dangerous.

[Alex]

If I had to guess, I think they have a bunch of homeless shelters that they move towards that area because people don't like it in their neighborhoods.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Since that's so commercial, not too many people complain about it because I have a studio over there, and there's like. There's a hotel that is actually like a homeless shelf.

[Andrew Schulz]

You got a studio by Penn Station?

[Alex]

Yeah, it's on 38th and 8th.

[Andrew Schulz]

So you got two WTFs.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. You haven't known this?

[Andrew Schulz]

You got four. God damn. Alex and Wheezy getting motherfucking money.

[Akash Singh]

Alex. Rich dude. How did I know this?

[Andrew Schulz]

I thought y' all had two. I thought y' all had one over there and then one in la.

[Akash Singh]

Alex has that, two in soho. The SS Truck. What do you call it?

[Andrew Schulz]

I know he got the cyber truck.

[Akash Singh]

Shut up. Yeah. Hey, salute to your car, Alex. Salute to your car.

[Andrew Schulz]

Salute to your.

[Akash Singh]

My heart goes out to your car, dude.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hail. Alex is crazy. Don't do that.

[Alex]

I already got niggas. They draw dicks on my car and shit like that. I don't need that.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's crazy. I did not know.

[Akash Singh]

I got a little carried away with that one.

[Andrew Schulz]

So what the sets look like? I know what the set over there looks like.

[Alex]

Nah, I got 2 in SoHo, 2 in Midtown, and 1 in LA.

[Andrew Schulz]

God damn. Congratulations wt fucking that.

[Akash Singh]

I film all my. My wife has a podcast. She films out there. I film whenever I do my podcast in la. Alex, don't ever give us a discount.

[Andrew Schulz]

Never.

[Alex]

Never in the beginning.

[Andrew Schulz]

I keep coming back, but honestly, I wouldn't. I wouldn't want a discount. If I was you. I wouldn't want a discount.

[Akash Singh]

I've never asked. To be fair, he also never offered.

[Andrew Schulz]

If I was you.

[Akash Singh]

I just noticed he never offered. I would. I would say no. Yeah, he just never was like, I'll give you one.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because it's like, you got it.

[Akash Singh]

No, I don't. I want to support. I also don't want my friends to be like, hey, can you. If my friends say, hey, you think you give us a discount? Now I get to say I pay full price. So I doubt it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

But he also never offered.

[Alex]

Now I feel bad because I thought we would.

[Akash Singh]

It's fine. I would have said no, but you just. And that's all I noticed.

[Andrew Schulz]

I never understand giving people with money discounts. It makes no sense to me.

[Akash Singh]

I refer him quite a few people.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what I'm saying. Like, what's the point of giving people money? So when you go to dinner with.

[Akash Singh]

A friend, you don't offer to pay, depending.

[Andrew Schulz]

I got a rule. If I know this person's richer than me, why would I disrespect that individual?

[Akash Singh]

See, I'm more likely to pay if they're richer than me because I don't want them to feel like I'm using them.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah. Now I'll act like I'm reaching for my wallet. You know what I mean? But by the way, that's all I wanted.

[Akash Singh]

That's exactly what I want.

[Andrew Schulz]

You see what I'm saying?

[Alex]

Oh, I'll take care of you. I got you.

[Akash Singh]

I got you.

[Andrew Schulz]

But most people who really, really got it going to pay for it before you even know that the bill has even came. The bill has been taken care of. So by the time you fake reaching for your wallet, you know what I mean? They're like, oh, it's already taken care of.

[Alex]

Exactly. I didn't even know we was charging you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now, I'm not entitled. I'm not entitled to it, but I just always have had a rule. If a person has more money than me, I don't want to insult them and pay their bill. That's just stupid.

[Akash Singh]

How do you order? Do you order whatever you want? Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cause I can. I can pay for it if I need to. You understand what I'm saying? Like, I'm not. I can order whatever the fuck I want on the menu because I can pay for it.

[Akash Singh]

You know, this is probably not exclusive to Indian families, but, like, we will fight over who pays the bill. It's like a fight. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like a real fight or like, like.

[Akash Singh]

Legit grabbing, the wrestling with the billfold, all that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why?

[Akash Singh]

I don't know. It's just a cultural thing. That's how we grew up seeing our parents do it. And then you get older and like, no, I want to pay for this. I want to do this for you. It's a nice thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

So let me taken it back. Have you ever, like, offered the payment and taken it back?

[Akash Singh]

No, no, no, no.

[Andrew Schulz]

They call that right in the end. You do know. Oh, man. Oh, man. Listen. Free speech, Akash.

[Akash Singh]

I love free speech, dude. You know what they call it when you knock on someone's door and run off? I'm just asking a question.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do they call it?

[Akash Singh]

A kashe. I don't know. I'm asking you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, my God. Jimmy Kimmel. That's one of the reasons I needed Akashe today. Cause I needed a comedian's perspective. And I guess not just comedians nowadays. Because I'm just interested in a lot of different things about this conversation.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, talk to me.

[Andrew Schulz]

Where do we begin here? I think for me, Right. Everybody keeps talking about free speech.

[Akash Singh]

Correct.

[Andrew Schulz]

When it comes to the Jimmy Kimmel conversation.

[Akash Singh]

Correct.

[Andrew Schulz]

And it's not just Jimmy. I guess you gotta go back to free speech. Even with Charlie Kirk. The reason I don't like people that are conflating the two issues or acting like the two issues are equal is because Charlie Kirk got murdered by just some random mentally ill kid or just some, you know, violent kid who decided he wanted to take Charlie Kirk out because he didn't personally agree with his speech. Right. That's a big difference between the government, the President of the United States of America, you know, weaponizing the fcc. Absolutely. To make a company and a network punish their talent.

[Akash Singh]

Absolutely.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's literally not the same. I don't even know why people are conflating the two.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

But I do feel like when I watched Jimmy Kimmel last night, I felt he played it too safe with his monologue.

[Akash Singh]

That's interesting. He was classier than I thought. He would be. But I thought he tried to be like a human being about it. I thought he tried to be empathetic about it. To be honest. I think he tried to do what liberals always think they tried to do and do not, which is have empathy and be open minded about.

[Andrew Schulz]

For the other side.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. I think he actually, in that way, I was like, I was happy he handled it how he handled it.

[Andrew Schulz]

By the way, I like Kimmel. I like Kimmel. I met Kimmel a couple of times.

[Akash Singh]

Purdy's the nicest guy, everybody.

[Andrew Schulz]

He seems he is. When you meet him. He's a very nice person and people have nothing but great things to say about him. But I just felt like now is not the time to play it safe. Jon Stewart didn't play it safe. Stephen Colbert didn't play it safe. Didn't understand why Jimmy Kimmel was kind of both sidesing it a little.

[Akash Singh]

What do you say? That was both sizing it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because it felt like he wanted to apologize. He felt like he apologized.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Without apologizing. Okay. Like. Like play. Can we play something up? Can we play something?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. I don't mind a guy saying, hey, I regret what I said, but. Freedom of speeches.

[Andrew Schulz]

But he didn't say that, though.

[Akash Singh]

I thought he kind of.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's my. That's what I'm saying. It was the tone of that.

[Akash Singh]

I thought he. I thought he did. I thought he said, like, if you interpreted a certain way, I apologize and I understand.

[Andrew Schulz]

And then he said, but he never apologized. That's my point.

[Alex]

Video.

[Akash Singh]

Here's what he also said I thought was cool. If the shoe was on the other foot. I would probably react like you guys. Which I thought was very mature of him to do. Yeah. And to call attention to.

[Andrew Schulz]

But after you get your hand slapped a little bit. You understand what I'm saying?

[Akash Singh]

I thought he did the mature thing. The therapy. Charlamagne should like this. By the way. I have to say, I haven't gotten to see you in person. The Dame Dash interview really made me so happy because that's my favorite. Charlamagne is untherapized. Why do you want Debt Jam?

[Andrew Schulz]

But those are just jokes. Jokes. Never. I can always snap the snaps. They never went nowhere. You know, Y' all just want the snaps to come from a place of like.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Meanness.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

But even then it wasn't mean.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no. Yeah. Let's hear some of Jimmy's monologue, man.

[Akash Singh]

Breaking news on Jimmy Kimmel.

[Andrew Schulz]

Great intro.

[Akash Singh]

Autism. Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, great.

[Andrew Schulz]

Montage. Is great to bring back their low rating nighttime hosts. We are in for a monologue that will marker in late night show history. It's going to be in a moment. Yeah, no question. A huge moment in American history.

[Akash Singh]

It's one of the most pivotal moments in broadcast history. He will be delivering what is being dubbed the most anticipated monologue in late night in years.

[Alex]

And thanks for telling your followers that our government cannot be allowed to control what we do and do not say on television and that we have to stand up to it. I've been hearing a lot about what I need to say and do tonight and the truth is, I don't think what I have to say is gonna make much of a difference. If you like me, you like me. If you don't, you don't. I have no illusions about changing anyone's mind. But I do wanna make something clear because it's important to me as a human. And that is, you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't.

[Akash Singh]

He didn't.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't think there's anything funn about it.

[Alex]

I posted a message on Instagram on the day he was killed sending love to his family and asking for compassion. And I meant it. And I still do. Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what it was. Obviously a deeply disturbed individual. That was really the opposite of the point I was trying to make. But I understand that to some that felt either ill timed or unclear or maybe both. And for those who think I did point a finger. I get why you're upset. If the situation was reversed, there's a good chance I'd have felt the same way. I have many friends.

[Andrew Schulz]

It felt like I'm sorry without saying I'm sorry. And it's like he didn't make light of Charlie Kirk's death.

[Alex]

But isn't that the best way to handle it? Because he's not saying I'm sorry for anything.

[Andrew Schulz]

Here's the thing. He's saying, you misunderstood me. I lost my train of thought earlier, but this is what I wanted to say. Everybody's acting like this is an attack on free speech. Donald Trump just has a hit list, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah. But in that hit list he used, he attacked free speech.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know if he would be attacking free speech if he didn't already have a list.

[Akash Singh]

He wouldn't. But it's still an attack on free speech. Does that make sense?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes. Yes, it is. I agree. But I think the Bigger issue here is Donald Trump has a list of politicians, media personalities, girls. He has a list of people that he wants to attack. And I think sometimes we get lost in the, oh, this is an attack on free speech. When that bigger issue is, no, you got a real vindictive president who we all knew when he got back in the White House he was going to be on a revenge tour.

[Akash Singh]

People don't believe when I say this. I didn't know it was going to be like this. This don't make anybody happy. I didn't know it was going to be like this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Here you go. You about to go viral again. He's been on my time. I've been seeing this all week and they don't. All they say is the flagrant boys.

[Akash Singh]

I didn't vote for the man. I talked to him.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't believe that as I should.

[Akash Singh]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

Raise your hand if you believe Akash voted for Trump. I don't believe your dad. Trunkage.

[Akash Singh]

Why would I not? Or why would I lie about that? Andrew? I could have easily just joined it. I'm the most loyal guy. I'd have joined Andrew and I voted for him. I was uneasy when he.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, but you couldn't though.

[Akash Singh]

Why didn't I?

[Andrew Schulz]

Because you Indian, you couldn't really, you had. You couldn't say that you voted for Trump so easily.

[Akash Singh]

Why not? As easy as Andrew, it's much more likely I get deported saying I didn't vote for him. I didn't vote for Kamala, to be fair.

[Andrew Schulz]

What?

[Akash Singh]

No.

[Andrew Schulz]

She's Indian.

[Akash Singh]

When convenient.

[Andrew Schulz]

So who'd you vote for?

[Akash Singh]

I invoke.

[Andrew Schulz]

I like that. Respect.

[Akash Singh]

I generally don't vote, but I also, I remember saying, because I also live in Texas, like I'm based in Texas and my cousin or my brother in law or something was saying like, man, Texas might swing blue. I said, if KAMALA gets within 10% of Trump, I will pay you 10.

[Andrew Schulz]

He thought Texas was going to swing.

[Akash Singh]

He thought it could. I said, if she gets within 10%, I'll pay you $10,000.

[Andrew Schulz]

I would love to know what made him think Texas was.

[Akash Singh]

You know how delusional everyone was. They thought she was a good candidate. Have you seen the clip where they said, why would you not have Pete Buttigieg just because he's gay? I read the book and then Kamala was like, no, I didn't say I didn't choose him because he was gay. I said, because we had 107 days. I couldn't pick a gay person Nah, it was so.

[Andrew Schulz]

It was bad.

[Akash Singh]

I saw the whole thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, I read the book from beginning to end. Number one. I think it is a great book.

[Akash Singh]

How long is it? 107 pages?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, it's not long at all. It's really not long at all because it literally goes in days. She skips two days, though. And I wonder why. Nobody's asked her that yet. She skips. I think it's the 12th and the 13th or the 11th and 12th of October. I don't remember why, but it's a really good book. But it's a fast read. Cause it's just. It goes by days.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So it's literally like two, three pages of a day.

[Akash Singh]

That's your diary. Why am I reading your diary without any of that?

[Andrew Schulz]

I love it. I think that if Democrats don't get in their feelings, which they already have, this could be a great reset for the Democratic Party. Because the Democrats need honesty. They need truth. They needed it last motherfucking year.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know, I would love for her.

[Akash Singh]

To come on flagrant and also just admit, yeah, you guys did ask us. We thought it was risky. Blah, blah, blah.

[Andrew Schulz]

That is a good point, because that is where I think she's been dropping the ball on her book tour.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cause it's just like, go to the places they told you that you didn't go during your campaign. You're still going to all of the safe, traditional spaces. You're still going to the View. You're still going to. You know.

[Akash Singh]

Can you tell her this personally? Hit her on Blackpink or whatever.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm saying. I'm saying it right here, right now. Like, I feel like she's still playing it too safe. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah, you're on Rachel Maddow. Like, you said, like, backtracking what is actually in the book. I'm reading the book. Like, yes, Kamala.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Finally, she's being honest.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes. But then you go on TV and resort. What's the word? Revert back to being a politician.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on. We read the book.

[Akash Singh]

Absolutely. You know, I agree. Now, having said all of that, I'm surprised this guy's hit list is so open. And I think I didn't expect it to be this insane. And everybody. Typically when people are like, the worst case scenario people, I'm like, it's not gonna be that bad. This is that bad. This is a hit list. And he's using free speech to get it. And I'm always going to be in favor of Free speech. Even Alex Jones getting deplatformed. Even though I hated everything he had to say. And I was kind of happy I didn't have to deal with the shit back then. I was like, he shouldn't be, though.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know why nobody felt like Donald Trump would seek revenge? Because people don't look at him as human. But when you look at everything that he went through, the four years that Biden was in office, yes, that man was going to go, of course, when he got back in power.

[Akash Singh]

Are you saying because people were so punitive and, like, grinding him down.

[Andrew Schulz]

And how many charges did he have, Chris?

[Akash Singh]

Quite a few.

[Andrew Schulz]

You had to know that that's why it should have been so dire to keep him out of office. That's why I don't care what nobody says. Joe Biden's legacy is shit.

[Akash Singh]

I agree with that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I thought it was shit before, but it definitely was shit after the original sin. And it's definitely shit after 107 days. Because as Kamala says, in 107 days, Joe Biden's second, his second term shouldn't have been him running again. Shouldn't have been left up to his own ego.

[Akash Singh]

I agree.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because shit was that serious.

[Akash Singh]

It was embarrassing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Shit was that serious. So everybody's sitting around saying, my God, I can't believe Trump's doing this. You had to know Trump was going to be like this. Number one, because he's Donald Trump, but also number two, because of everything that they put him through. So why wouldn't they fight like hell, Fuck Amer Garland. Why wouldn't you hire an attorney general that you know is gonna go out there and prosecute the case against him if you thought he was such an essential threat, Joe Biden, why didn't you govern like it? And furthermore, why didn't you simply say, I'm a one term president, I'm getting out the way. The stakes are too high in the future for this country for me to sit around and bullshit and even attempt to run again and then drop out with 107 days and say, here, y' all take it, he was fan. I don't know why y' all not furious at President Biden.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I really don't.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't.

[Alex]

Only way I'm not fear is because.

[Akash Singh]

Most people, first of all, that was beautiful. That was fire and brimstone. That was awesome.

[Alex]

Most people who have dementia don't realize how much dementia they got. So it's like he thought he still had it.

[Akash Singh]

Take the keys from the guy with dementia.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

But you had a grandfather with dementia. He's like, I could drive. You're like, no, Grandpa, you can't. He's driving.

[Alex]

Who's gonna tell the president you can't run again?

[Andrew Schulz]

Everybody around him.

[Akash Singh]

The black and Indian woman.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Alex]

Yeah, but that's the thing.

[Akash Singh]

I got an Indian woman. She tells me what I can't do all the time.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Alex]

Your wife.

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Alex]

And he was listening to only his wife. That was the only person he was listening to.

[Andrew Schulz]

So why wasn't nobody screaming at Jill?

[Alex]

Hey, maybe we should be upset at Jill.

[Akash Singh]

I love blaming women. I love that when you watch. I love that. It's one of my favorite things to do.

[Andrew Schulz]

When you watch Jimmy Kimmel going through what he's going through are, you know, damn, God bless the dead Charlie Kirk. When you see that type of stuff. Right. It is because they didn't fight hard enough when they were in office. They didn't govern hard enough, and they didn't fight like that.

[Akash Singh]

The Charlie Kirk thing, we can't put Trump out. Let's put Charlie Kirk. I agree with your general point. Let's just to be safe, let's put Charlie Kirk out of whatever caused that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because I think the political rhetoric would have been way, way, way, way, way, way, way down.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Alex]

That is.

[Andrew Schulz]

What are we talking about? Like, I think it would have been way down. Yeah. I mean, according to what the Internet is saying, it's not like he got clapped because, you know, it was some super liberal. No, that was, you know, from what I've been seeing. They said he wasn't conservative enough.

[Akash Singh]

No.

[Andrew Schulz]

Am I making this up?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. No.

[Alex]

There's a certain group saying that, but some people would be like. I think that's like Nick Fuentes and his people are saying he wasn't right enough. But I don't know, it's.

[Akash Singh]

I think he was also apparently a Fuentes fan. He was a griper.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, that's what they said. The born of the bullet said. And that's getting lost. Everybody's acting like that. That conference, that. That didn't happen. They said one of the bullets said that on there.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

What the. Is it a group? Sounds like a fish.

[Alex]

It does sound like.

[Akash Singh]

I don't know what the etymology.

[Alex]

Let's not. Let's not pull a Jimmy Kimmel right now and try to identify what party this guy was from. Let's just say.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, no. This has nothing to do with the party. I'm just saying. I'm just talking about the climate. Yeah, I know that the climate of the world would be completely different if Donald Trump was white.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, let's leave it at that. It'll be different. There's no causation.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, exactly. The climate of the world would be completely different.

[Alex]

Yeah, absolutely. And saw four years of Biden, and it was a lot quieter.

[Andrew Schulz]

And I don't know why. Once again, everybody's not going back to the root. None of this would be happening right now if President Biden didn't lead with ego. The original. And if everybody around President Biden didn't lie to him about the condition that he was in, if they didn't try to tell us, the American people, that we were tripping when we called him out for being like, this guy can't win. This guy's oldest shit. Why all of a sudden now everybody's just acting so clueless.

[Akash Singh]

The guy was stumbling all over interviews, and then people were like, behind closed doors, he's as sharp as he's ever been. No, he's not.

[Andrew Schulz]

You shouldn't be blaming no voters. You shouldn't even be blaming Trump. You should blame the Democrat. No, Chris. How the Democrats had the power. You say they had it for four years. Chris.

[Chris]

You're acting like Trump behaving the way he's behaving, moving the way he's moving, is a foregone conclusion. He is not a kid.

[Alex]

That's good.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you mean?

[Chris]

I mean, Biden lost. His legacy is over. But when you talk about furious. I'm furious at Trump. I'm not furious at Biden.

[Akash Singh]

Can you be furious at both?

[Chris]

I mean, I wish he had done a thousand things differently. I wish his circle.

[Andrew Schulz]

His point is we wouldn't have Trump.

[Chris]

But it's almost like, well, Trump just has to be Trump. He has no choice in the matter.

[Akash Singh]

We're not. We're not removing him from being any culpability. But what I think Charlamagne is saying is you knew what he was gonna be. You knew what for sure. You guys told us on every turn what a threat he was.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Akash Singh]

And maybe we didn't listen enough. But also, you didn't give us an alternative that was very appealing at all.

[Andrew Schulz]

And you didn't act like he was actually that type of threat. You just said it. But you never did anything to actually show a vote they thought Biden could.

[Chris]

Win because he'd won once. Honestly, I think it's that.

[Akash Singh]

I think that's what they thought, and I guess that's. I think they didn't give credit to the Democratic voters.

[Chris]

Right.

[Akash Singh]

That if they Let. If they had a primary, they would be able to do it. I also think they didn't trust moderates to vote for a woman of color, which there's probably a lot of people who wouldn't have. But if you let Kamala go on some of these other flagrant, I swear to God would have made her look great. It was not. It's never our intention to make a guest look bad and we're pretty good at it.

[Andrew Schulz]

But y' all are version of herself. Y' all are. Y' all are missing the point. But I want y' all to step back again. We wouldn't even have got the Kamala if Joe Biden would have said, hey, I'm going to be a one term president.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I agree.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because then there would have been a primary and then there would have been a bunch of other candidates and that that bench of Democratic candidates that they had, they could have had them all out there.

[Chris]

This is my question. Who's the they in this scenario?

[Andrew Schulz]

Right.

[Akash Singh]

Because it's like the Pelosi's or whoever, the general.

[Andrew Schulz]

All of them that push the. Have you read the Original Sin?

[Chris]

No, I need to.

[Andrew Schulz]

You got to read the original sin and you got to read Kamala's 100. I read.

[Chris]

I read half of Original Sin. I thought you talked about Kamala's book.

[Andrew Schulz]

It tells you who all of the days are.

[Chris]

So the question is there's a vacuum now in terms of Democratic leadership. Right. Clearly whoever the they is, and I don't know who they are by person, they failed. Right. Like there's no other way to look. Yes, they fucked this up.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Chris]

So who's coming in now?

[Akash Singh]

Jon Stewart.

[Andrew Schulz]

But see, but that's why I love Kamala's book. And that's why I keep saying Democrats shouldn't be in their feelings about this book. If you get out of your feelings and you actually embrace the truth that she's saying, it's perfect because she blows it all up.

[Akash Singh]

What did she say?

[Andrew Schulz]

She basically said that the old regime was undermining her. The Biden administration was undermining her at every turn. And they all should have taken the threat of Donald Trump more seriously and shouldn't have left it up to Joe Biden's ego. Remember what I was telling you about last night that went viral this week? Not me saying it, but about how Joe Biden called her on debate day to basically get in her head and tell her that these other donors don't fuck with her like that and to make me look good and blah, blah, blah, this and that. She was like, why would you do this to me on debate day?

[Chris]

This is my question.

[Akash Singh]

But then I don't know if she.

[Chris]

Addresses in the book. Why didn't she throw an audible? And it's easy for me to say that sitting here.

[Andrew Schulz]

Loyalty. Blind loyalty. Literally blind loyalty. That's what she keeps saying. Blind. She was, that's.

[Akash Singh]

Then you're not electable. I don't want you to be president. I want you to be a leader. If you're going to bring loyalty over common sense, that's something I would do and I shouldn't be president.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're right.

[Akash Singh]

What I mean, like, to your point, she, I think, is also just. She's not really admitting any wrongdoing. Go platforms. Okay. Based on what you're saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. In her book she does.

[Akash Singh]

She did wrong. She trusted.

[Andrew Schulz]

She was too loyal. Literally. That's all.

[Akash Singh]

What a flaw that is. What an easy way to say some.

[Alex]

Come on. Like he put her in that position.

[Akash Singh]

If I killed somebody that insulted my friend and they, and then I, I was at my parole hearing and they're like, what do you think you did wrong? I was like, I was too loyal. No, you murdered someone.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's true.

[Akash Singh]

You fucked up a lot of things. And saying I was too loyal is the most self flattering way to say I fucked up.

[Alex]

I get what you're saying, but that's not a good reason. I mean, he didn't kill anybody. He was just a little bit off.

[Akash Singh]

He was not mentally.

[Alex]

He wasn't as sharp mentally. But if she's trying to have a conversation with him and he's saying, hey, I'm good enough to run, what does.

[Akash Singh]

She mean, no, no, no. When they ask you this and I think honestly, what we forget. And I think this is where she lost the election.

[Andrew Schulz]

The view.

[Akash Singh]

The view. What would you differently than. What would you do differently than Joe Biden? I can't think of anything right there. It's over.

[Andrew Schulz]

She got a whole. She got a whole. She got a whole chapter about it in the book and she admits I fucked up right here.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Not because I was too loyal. Because you decided she said that out.

[Alex]

Of loyalty to not make him look bad.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Akash Singh]

Then you're. Then you shouldn't be running the country. That's not a person who's like, you know what? I'm going to put loyalty ahead of the general. Well, being of a country is not fit to be president.

[Andrew Schulz]

She says, and I'm paraphrasing. In that chapter also.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just became friends three years ago.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, they've been friends for a while. She. She said.

[Alex]

She said this put her in that position.

[Akash Singh]

Did she? Remember, she.

[Andrew Schulz]

Her and Bo used to be really cool.

[Akash Singh]

Remember she dogged his ass out at the first primary debate? Joe, that's all my feelings. That really hurt my feelings when you said that in tears, you weren't loyal.

[Andrew Schulz]

Then she. She says in that chapter that she basically. She. She. Basically, she. She. She. She forgot, but she didn't realize how much what they were actually doing wasn't resonating with people. And I'm paraphrasing here, because she didn't. She knew Joe Biden was unpopular, but she just thought that everybody could see the difference between her and Joe, which I don't understand why she would think that. They just met you. Like, you just started running a few.

[Akash Singh]

Weeks ago, and you said he didn't do anything wrong. So how are we going to differentiate. Differentiate the two?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex]

She was in a hard position. Like, I mean, she was in a.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hard position because she was playing politics.

[Alex]

Exactly. But, I mean, that's what she's been doing. She's a career politician.

[Andrew Schulz]

She's a career politician, man. I'm not gonna lie.

[Akash Singh]

I am blindly loyal to Andrew. I am blindly loyal to you. I am blindly loyal to Alex. Don't vote for me for a single fucking thing, ever. I wouldn't run for a single.

[Andrew Schulz]

By the way, I don't even call that blindly loyal. I'm riding for my people.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I'm saying? Right or wrong. I'd rather you say that I'm riding for my people. Right or wrong.

[Alex]

That's her version of saying that I'm loyal.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah. Cause I'm not blind with my loyalty. My loyalty can see very well. You know what I'm saying? I'm not blind with it. And y' all should be able to see. Like, I already know how he gonna come about his people. Yeah. Okay, so that's not blind loyalty. Blind loyalty question.

[Alex]

If Andrew says some crazy shit, you're not gonna get publicly say, I agree with you. I don't understand what.

[Akash Singh]

I don't know what he said. I agree with it.

[Alex]

You're not going to get online and.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm acting like I didn't see it. Now I'm just. But that's just blind.

[Alex]

But that's what she did. That's exactly what she did. Okay, yeah, she did the same thing.

[Akash Singh]

But that's why you shouldn't Be President. That's why you shouldn't run.

[Alex]

Oh, okay.

[Akash Singh]

But she should have said, I'm not going to run. I know I'm not prepared to go against this guy and I know people aren't happy with him. I'm not going to run. I just think it's a very easy thing to be like to write entire books saying, yeah, hey, I'll tell you what we fucked up. It's cuz I was too loyal.

[Andrew Schulz]

Somebody had to do it though.

[Akash Singh]

That's my flaw.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I know somebody had to do it, Akash, because I've been saying whoever's gonna lead the party now and into the future has to throw the old regime under the bus. There's nobody better to do it than her. It's one thing when you hear from Jake Tapper and all these anonymous sources, when the actual VP says, no, we fucked up. I was a part of the fuck up. This is where we fucked up. I'm with that. My only problem is when you go on TV now, have that same energy.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I just read the book, so I'm looking forward to seeing some interviews and I'm like, what do you mean you didn't say this and that? Like, what do you mean? You didn't mean it that way?

[Akash Singh]

Like, no, that's another reason she probably didn't win.

[Alex]

But that's not just.

[Akash Singh]

We can't just do racism, sexism.

[Alex]

They go back to the politician bag. They become a politician when they are public speaking.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I'm not with the racism, sexism thing. When 72 million plus people vote for you. No. Yeah. And as she said, it was the closest election of the 21st century. That's what she said. It was number wise. She just got swept in all the swing states.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, sure.

[Andrew Schulz]

And even with Hillary. Yo, Hillary won the popular vote by over 3 million, 4 million votes. As men, we shouldn't allow the sexism shit, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I don't.

[Andrew Schulz]

He was out there. I voted for Hillary and Kamala.

[Alex]

Yeah, me too.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I'm saying? I ain't like, I don't like that sexism conversation. Yeah, because once again, Hillary had 3 million 4 million more the popular vote than Donald Trump if not for that fucked up electoral college. Hillary Clinton is president. Yep.

[Akash Singh]

It's true.

[Andrew Schulz]

Kamala Harris had the second highest votes of any Democratic nominee ever.

[Alex]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes, behind Joe Biden because we voted a lot more. You know, that's the one. Still, Gary, Every time I say that, it don't even feel Right.

[Alex]

See what you said?

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm not saying nothing, but every time I say that.

[Akash Singh]

Say what?

[Andrew Schulz]

When I'd be like, she had the second highest.

[Akash Singh]

Because, you know you're capping ever.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because. No, it's true.

[Akash Singh]

It's true. But, you know, spiritually, you're capping.

[Andrew Schulz]

This is just how.

[Akash Singh]

That's why I just want to know how. Because you are. You know when Ben Shapiro's like, facts don't support your feelings, but the facts he have all support his feelings. It's like conveniently handpicked facts that the facts don't support.

[Andrew Schulz]

The facts don't support my feelings because of how bad I'm looking at how things were, because of what I saw.

[Akash Singh]

I just saw a lot of this. And I didn't hear what you said.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because of 100%, because you were doing.

[Akash Singh]

A lot of auntie movements.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's just like, how the fuck did Joe Biden get all those votes?

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, because he didn't.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm not saying he didn't. He clearly did.

[Akash Singh]

No, I think that's what you're saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I'm saying. Yeah.

[Alex]

I sounded a lot like Trump.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right? Nowhere.

[Alex]

That's what it's called.

[Andrew Schulz]

Trump would have straight up said the election was rigged.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, I thought that's what you're saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, that's what it sounds like y' all saying. Who said that?

[Alex]

That's what it sounds like yesterday.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wow. You sure you got that from.

[Akash Singh]

From that? It's more fun if I do.

[Andrew Schulz]

Damn.

[Alex]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

But back to Jimmy Kimmel's monologue. I just felt it was too safe for the moment.

[Akash Singh]

I thought you're trying to be classy, and Jimmy's not a guy who I would think would just fire bazookas at anything. Like Schultz would go super hard and super reckless. I never saw Kimmel as that guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

And the fact that Sinclair Networks still didn't put the show back on. Sinclair Networks is still wanting him to apologize. They want him to donate a bunch of money to the Charlie Kirk Foundation. As we said, free speech is under attack.

[Akash Singh]

Why do y' all donate?

[Andrew Schulz]

And, you know, Trump is. Trump got a list. Like, I just felt like it was just too safe, especially being we know what the outcome is ultimately going to be.

[Akash Singh]

You think he still gets canned? Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Alex]

I don't think so.

[Andrew Schulz]

At some. Yes. At some point. Yes.

[Alex]

I don't think so.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sinclair is not putting his show on, bro. Yeah, but Sinclair is, like, they said Sinclair is, like, responsible for majority of his markets. 60 different markets. And they don't. They're not carrying this show.

[Alex]

Disney has deep enough pockets where they can eat that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know, bro. They do. I don't know, bro. And Sinclair wants the merger with Tegna. I guess a lot going on here. I think ultimately Trump gets his way. I really do get his way. Yeah, he already got his way. That's the thing.

[Alex]

He probably will.

[Andrew Schulz]

How?

[Chris]

The fact that it even is at this point.

[Akash Singh]

He won.

[Chris]

A president can't. I mean, there's a million things I could say, but I think what Kimmel needs to understand is it's not about him anymore. And that's what I had hoped he understood.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay. Which. That's what I'm trying to say. Chris, go ahead.

[Chris]

It's not about you and your show anymore.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Chris]

Your show was the one that was picked at this moment to see what Trump could get away with, and he.

[Andrew Schulz]

Got away with it.

[Chris]

And from this moment on, it's about protecting democracy.

[Andrew Schulz]

But that's why I said he played it too safe. This moment.

[Chris]

He has to be a warrior right now.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes. It's all up there. Yes.

[Chris]

For everyone's sake. Honestly. Because the pendulum swings both ways. One party or group can be in power now. If this keeps going on, it's going to come back and smack all the Trump supporters in four years.

[Andrew Schulz]

And then.

[Chris]

No, it almost has to.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm with you, Chris, but we know Democrats too pussy for that to happen. I would agree with you if they weren't so pussy. That's why Republicans aren't afraid of it. They're like, give him the gun. I turn my back on this motherfucker, he ain't going to do.

[Akash Singh]

You heard the thing that the Biden administration was putting pressure on Google to censor a bunch of stuff, a bunch of stuff on YouTube. They were also violating free speech, which is the same thing as what the FCC did to Kimmel in a way.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but it's more like a. That's like a. That's like a kid threatening you. Put him up. Put him up. I want to fight you. I'm gonna fight you this tall. Let's fight. Let's fight.

[Akash Singh]

But why? Our first Alex Jones episode got taken down, probably for the best, but because he said some shit about vaccines that they said is misinformation. Episode is gone forever.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really?

[Akash Singh]

Well, Alex also didn't back it up, but I think he did that on purpose.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, hold on. You never record. You didn't back up. You didn't back it up.

[Alex]

I ain't like that guy. I don't care. I don't care. I do not.

[Andrew Schulz]

You made an executive decision.

[Akash Singh]

No, he never recorded. He never backed up anything. But I, you know.

[Andrew Schulz]

You made an executive decision.

[Alex]

Yeah, I'm not going.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sometimes you got to save people by that from yourself. I'm not mad at that.

[Akash Singh]

All right.

[Alex]

But one thing people aren't pointing out is that Kimball did point out how the FCC chair had made those threats. Like, he basically outlined how, hey, we got a case if y' all want to take it there. And I think that's why he didn't want to go so hard. He's like, hey, what do you mean.

[Andrew Schulz]

The FCC got a case?

[Alex]

No, no, no. Disney. Disney and Kibble, they have a case against who? Because the FCC publicly. This is the government putting pressure on private institutions to.

[Andrew Schulz]

But I didn't need Jimmy's monologue to know that. We heard it.

[Alex]

I know we saw it. That was kind of. It was like a veiled threat where.

[Andrew Schulz]

It'S like, I don't think it was veiled. I didn't think it was veiled at all. Like, we saw it. He literally said, we could do this the easy way or the hard way. Frankly, when you see stuff like this, I mean, look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. These companies can find ways to change conduct, to take action, frankly, on Kimmel or, you know, there's going to be additional work for the FCC ahead. No, Jimmy's response.

[Akash Singh]

But how is Jimmy's response a veiled threat?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I don't.

[Alex]

Basically, like, they can sue.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but how can they. How is Jimmy telling the government or whoever they would sue that, hey, just so you know, we still got that in our back pocket. You're saying that's what he was implying?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

How?

[Alex]

By pointing out. He was like, hey, this is the government. Fcc, putting pressure on a private institution. Like, he just pointed it out, said it publicly, and I think.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, he said that in his monologue?

[Alex]

Yeah, in the monologue.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, he did. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I saw that when he had. The guy played a mob boss. That was Robert De Niro.

[Akash Singh]

That was Robert De Niro. That was in the different. But he also, I think, said it. This is why we fight for free speech.

[Alex]

So I think that's enough. Where it's just like, it's going to be on Disney whether or not they want to fight that fight.

[Andrew Schulz]

They're not. And that's my whole point. When I keep saying about. When I even talk about Trump's list, Trump has a list of people that he wants to attack, and you had the FCC chair make a blatant threat. But all we're having these conversations about free speech, and, you know, comedians are surprised that Trump is doing it. Like, can we look at the other issues?

[Akash Singh]

That felt hurtful.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cause it is you. Oh, y' all are the poster children for this. It's only you and Andrew. Every time I see it, it's like, him, Andrew Rogan. Like, y' all are the poster children for. Oh, really? Y' all couldn't believe this.

[Akash Singh]

You know, I wanted to be a part of the conversation for most of my career. Now that I'm in it. Not that great. Not that great. I was doing okay before.

[Andrew Schulz]

But you know what, though? The funny thing about the conversation is every time people bring it up to me, I'm like, guys, I promise you, they just did not know. I know it sounds crazy, but here's the thing. And I'm not shooting nobody. No bail, but it's just hilarious. Right? People say comedians don't know the stakes of this, so they shouldn't be talking to the politicians. And then when things like this happen, they're like, y' all should have known better. Which one is it? Like, which one is it? Which one is it?

[Akash Singh]

I think their point is we shouldn't have talked to him.

[Andrew Schulz]

Y' all should have talked to him.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I. I would just say I. If I have a chance to talk to a guy, and I. I literally looked up because I was like, how big of a difference did we make? Polls when we interviewed him were too close to call. Trump typically overperforms in the polls.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

It's probable. If we don't talk to him, he still wins. I mean, but I was like, let's talk to the guy, see if I can get through to him at all. I don't think I did.

[Andrew Schulz]

Me and Dolly. Me and Dolly Bishop, the president of the Black Effect Network. We. We spoke on a panel.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

The other day, and, man, I thought it was a trick question because it was a live audio. The lady was like, would you do an interview with Trump? I'm like, I don't have no fucking choice. He got the FCC in his pocket. What is this?

[Akash Singh]

Even without FCC threats, you'd do it. You're a good.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, yeah, I would. No, I would.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why wouldn't I?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. I trust you to interview more than most people, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

I grew up on fucking Diane Sawyer and Barbara Walters and Oprah Winfrey. They interviewed people who ate folks.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Jeffrey Dahmer literally. Ate people.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Charlie Manson had a coat. He was killing folk. Of course I'm gonna talk to Donald Trump. Like absolutely. Talking about like she went to Cuban interview for Dale Castro.

[Alex]

The people who complained would say, yeah, but those are journalists.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, Yeah, I don't know what that is anymore. I don't, I don't. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that is anymore. Like who, what, what does that mean? I don't know what that means anymore. Because the journalists, the so called journalists are the journalists. The people that's on cable, dudes all the time. They've been asking pussy ass questions for the last decade. You know what I'm saying? Or the journalists, the people that's in the press room. Cause they've been asking pussy ass questions for the last decade. That's why the best questions. Charlemagne's on fire, right? True. That's why the best questions have been coming from the new media and coming from people who aren't the so called journalists. So it's like, what's the problem?

[Akash Singh]

Damn.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's just the truth.

[Akash Singh]

It's the sexiest charlamagne has ever been.

[Andrew Schulz]

Man, shut the fuck up, man. Shut up.

[Akash Singh]

What happened? I'm too gay for you?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, there's no such thing. You can't. I don't think it's too many people can outgame.

[Akash Singh]

You haven't hung out with enough white people.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, tell them about verbally then.

[Akash Singh]

Tell them verbally.

[Alex]

Human shot.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, Mark Gagnon was telling us he took body shots off of dudes and we were like, that's crazy. So you just like drank the shot glass off of their stomach and he was like, no, you fill their belly button with liquor and then you outgay that. Watch.

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on. I've never done that. But that's not gay.

[Akash Singh]

How. What is it?

[Andrew Schulz]

Straight gay would be like, like, like using a guy's dick to stir a drink and then sucking this. Like, you know, you put the straw in your mouth real quick to lick the lick off.

[Akash Singh]

Just sucking a dick.

[Alex]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you're saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

I didn't say suck it. Like you don't suck the straw. Like you might do like this and then, you know, put the straw in your mouth.

[Akash Singh]

You put your mouth around the straw and then you inhale.

[Andrew Schulz]

So imagine you.

[Akash Singh]

What do you think sucking a dick is?

[Andrew Schulz]

Imagine using a dick as a straw.

[Akash Singh]

That's not sucking a dick.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, you don't suck a straw. You suck straws.

[Alex]

Yes. How does the liquid go through it?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, no, I meant the straw you use to stir the drink. I don't mean like the.

[Alex]

Like a spoon, like.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, you know, the little shaker or something. The straws that aren't suckable.

[Akash Singh]

Like a coffee you put sugar in.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes, that. Whatever. I'm talking about the stirrer. Stirrer.

[Akash Singh]

You lick it. That's sucking a dick.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, that's just licking it. Now, what if you was using. What if you was using the dick as a stir? So you use the dick as a stir. You just licked a little bit of coffee off the dick. But go back to drinking your coffee.

[Akash Singh]

You seen porn, you know they lick the dick. That's the beginning. That's just you're sucking.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't watch gay porn, so I wouldn't know.

[Akash Singh]

You know what? Straight porn has dick sucking too, dude.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, I thought you like.

[Akash Singh]

What? No. Is it. Hey, this is why the title is perfect. Because this is the smartest Guy. I know. I know, I know, I know.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I thought you was.

[Akash Singh]

Perfect title.

[Andrew Schulz]

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[Akash Singh]

So you're saying the stakes were too high to not go fired?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes. Man. You can't. You gotta. You gotta go. You can't try to play both sides. You can't try to make everybody feel comfortable here. Like. And I didn't like the tears.

[Akash Singh]

God damn sure.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know why I didn't like the tears?

[Akash Singh]

You thought they were fake.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because he cried when he mentioned Charlie Kirk. Yeah, he didn't cry two weeks ago or a week ago when he got.

[Akash Singh]

I think he was crying that people thought he would celebrate the death of, like, that is what hurt him. It's like, how would you think. I'm that kind of guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, that's how he should have said that, though. No, no, no. I feel like he should have said that because it felt like he was just trying to do some performative emotion.

[Akash Singh]

If he's that good of a prior on command, he should act.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, he has act. He's acting forever. The Man Show.

[Akash Singh]

The man show wasn't acting. Dude, I'm talking about Jesus Christ.

[Andrew Schulz]

It was acting.

[Akash Singh]

No, it wasn't.

[Andrew Schulz]

The Man Show.

[Alex]

It wasn't acting.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, you think that's what he was in his life?

[Akash Singh]

That was a talk show.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's just where he was in his moment. But no, he used to do sketches and stuff like that. Pretended to be called him alone, for God.

[Akash Singh]

That's true. That was great. And Oprah, he should have got an Emmy for that.

[Andrew Schulz]

It didn't bother me none. But my point is, I felt like when he was getting emotional, he was doing that to show, like, the other side. Hey, I do care, you know? And then he did, like, the apology. Not an apology. You thought he said, I'm sorry. That's how the tone sounds.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, the tone felt apologetic, but he.

[Andrew Schulz]

Never said, I'm sorry.

[Alex]

I don't mind it, man. Like. Cause if you.

[Andrew Schulz]

If you fall through, it rolls to the moment.

[Alex]

Everybody goes hard. Like, when is it ever gonna stop?

[Akash Singh]

I understand your point.

[Andrew Schulz]

Stephen Colbert rose to the moment. And I like Jimmy But I just feel like all they just said was, fuck Trump. No, they didn't. They spoke to the environment that we're currently in in regards to democracy.

[Akash Singh]

I understand his point. His point is a lot of eyeballs are on you right now. You could really make the point because this has become larger than us. This has become an attack on free speech. This has become an attack on our Constitution. You can say something like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Alex]

Gotcha. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's all.

[Akash Singh]

I understand your point. I'll concede. That's a good point.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's all.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. No, I. And then hopefully he hears this or he decides he goes back. We got our show. Now tomorrow we're going to drop this online. It's going to be a crazy monologue. Let's go. I got my sorrow out of the way. I got my apology out of the way. Empathy's out there, out there. Let's go now.

[Andrew Schulz]

And maybe because Trump threw another jab, Trump came again, you know. Really? Yeah. Trump was like, basically like, he's upset. Yeah. How could they bring him back? We sued him for $16 million last time. Let's see what we can get this time. Yeah, Trump came right back with it.

[Akash Singh]

They told me he was getting fired. Like, he puts himself in it. He kind of admits that he had something.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes. Trump threatens to sue abc. What's the headline, Chris? Over. Yeah. Trump threatens to sue ABC over Jimmy Kimmel's sudden return to air. A true bunch of losers.

[Akash Singh]

He is funny, dude. Bad president, good president, funny.

[Andrew Schulz]

He is. Oh, no. Where's the tweet at? Probably gonna scroll up last time.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, I'll look it up if I can find it.

[Chris]

He's yet another arm.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, he is yet another arm of the dnc. And to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major illegal campaign contribution. I think we're going to test ABC out on this. Let's see how we do.

[Alex]

They are moving like some mobsters, like some gangsters. Really?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 million. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers. Now, you know what? To your point, Akash, he did tweet this later on in the evening, and I know they tape in the afternoon.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So he did this monologue before this. So, yeah, tonight we might get, you know, what I'm looking for right now, and just what I'm looking for right now is just for him to just, you know, stand up for democracy. Like, you know, there's no need to play it safe at a time like this especially when you still might get your head cut off.

[Alex]

That's true.

[Chris]

There's so much hypocrisy here. But the one that really kills me is when Trump tries to make this about ratings, right? Like Republicans historically have been the party hands off government, right? Like Democrats overregulate over government. Everything. Like, we got to step back and let the free market cook and do what it does. Now he gives a fuck about ratings. Now this guy should go because of the fucking ratings. Now they're that much in the weeds of. Of the success of a TV network. It's such blatant bullshit. Jesus.

[Akash Singh]

You know what other hypocrisy I've noticed? You guys heard the H1B visa thing. They're going to charge a hundred thousand dollars for H1B visas. Yeah. What is it now? They've walked some of it back, but the initial thing is an H1B visa higher. You had to pay a hundred thousand dollars a year maybe for each hire initially, and then they've walked it back to something else. Either way, a lot of people just hearing that you're going to charge for H1B visa people and keep them out of America. A lot of conservatives were very happy about this. America is for Americans, blah, blah, blah. You are supporting dei.

[Andrew Schulz]

When you say, break it down.

[Akash Singh]

Hey, you know what an H1B visa is? It's the most qualified person you can find to do the job. So bring him to America and let him do the job. When you say, I don't want these engineers coming for India from India and taking our jobs, what you were saying is I want diversity in engineering. I want equity in engineering. And I, as a white person, want inclusion in engineering in or medicine or whatever other field you want. Dei, you just want it for you. Y' all are the same on both sides. It drives me insane that you don't see that. How you not want the smartest people in the world coming to America. Isn't that what capitalism is? Isn't that what a free market is? Isn't that what giving the best and brightest the best positions is? Now suddenly you're not okay with it because you're not getting the jobs? Yeah, dei, y' all some cucks. Y' all some cucks.

[Andrew Schulz]

Where do we go from here, man?

[Akash Singh]

I say bring in more Indians. That's my general solution. Huh?

[Chris]

And Taiwanese.

[Akash Singh]

And Taiwanese. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

Taiwanese engineers and Indians. That's the answer.

[Andrew Schulz]

I actually believe majority of white people in positions of power wouldn't have any problem with that as long as they can control you.

[Alex]

They are actually.

[Chris]

They do control you. You're on a visa.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what I mean. Like, but they want. They want, like, ultimate control. As long as they can control you and you work for them, they have no problem with that.

[Akash Singh]

Maybe people in power. I don't think people in power were super felt one way or the other by the H1B visa thing. It's a lot of people on Twitter who could be bots. That's another thing. Exactly how much of what we're reacting to is, but myself included is bots, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

When y' all realize how deep the bot game is, you will really stop.

[Akash Singh]

I'm finally starting to. I heard 62% or something like this.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's unbelievable. Like, there was articles about this shit three years ago. Chris, how long we been on this shit? Like, we know been. No, this was bots. The YouTube videos people are creating are AI generated. Like, this shit is not real. Like, they don't really. I don't even think the world is as. This might sound crazy to some. I don't think the world is as divided as people make it. No, I don't think that's on social media. Agree.

[Akash Singh]

You're quite possibly right.

[Andrew Schulz]

I really don't believe that.

[Akash Singh]

When I saw that 62% thing, that was the first time my mind was like, oh, maybe it really is that. That many bots. And then I. You know, I still forget and whatever. But, like, you might be right. Maybe we'll finally wrap our minds around the idea that so much of this is fake and the real life is out there. In real life, we're not super divided.

[Andrew Schulz]

And you'll see. You'll really see it when you hang out around a lot of artists. Because some artists get so much online, like. Like, and I use Big Cardi, for example. They get so much online that they sometimes forget how much people love them in the real world. You know what I'm saying? And then they put out an album and it goes number one. And then they go do shows in the arena. It's packed. And they like, oh, shit. Yeah. Cause this shit on social media is some bullshit. Yes. People hire bots. They create these campaigns just to motherfucking attack you.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. I don't know anyone who dislikes Cardi.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really.

[Akash Singh]

National treasure, dude.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, you.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, if you're funny, you're gonna get forgiveness. And for us, that's part of what gave Trump so much grace.

[Andrew Schulz]

For the eight years, I ain't seen nobody chuckling in a Minute. That motherfucker ain't said he stop being funny.

[Akash Singh]

It's the problem.

[Alex]

Yeah, he kind of fell off.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, he kind of fell off. Nah, he ain't said nothing that slapped in a minute.

[Akash Singh]

No, I know.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm funny.

[Akash Singh]

That true. Bunch of losers. And if he kept doing that, he'd probably. I'd probably have him on again.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, you wouldn't. But, you know, that's. Now, that's a great question. Akash.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Would y' all interview Trump again? Off.

[Akash Singh]

I would interview Trump in a fucking second.

[Andrew Schulz]

You got to.

[Akash Singh]

In a fucking second.

[Andrew Schulz]

Would you handle it differently?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Now, my thought process at the time was I want to get to certain questions about the rhetoric. That was the main thing I wanted to ask, but I knew I needed to kind of, like, make him comfortable and let him feel like he wasn't being attacked. Now, the vibe would be a little different because he already knows what we've said at this point. So, like, I'd still try to be as civil as I could because in my mind, if I get him to get up and walk out, that would look great for me personally. But it would be a clout, Chasey thing to do. Like, it wouldn't lead to anything. It would just be me having a moment where I kind of dunk on him. And then everybody on the left is like, look at this.

[Andrew Schulz]

You want the conversation?

[Akash Singh]

I want to have a conversation. Let's actually try to do something productive. Let's endeavor. I love that word. That's what Schultz says about Mamdani. He's endeavoring to make New York better. I want to endeavor to have a productive conversation. We probably can't. Almost certain we can't. I'm going to try.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I have a. I have a whole strategy to interview Trevor. What's your strategy? I don't want to say.

[Akash Singh]

I would love to know the strategy.

[Andrew Schulz]

But here's the thing.

[Akash Singh]

Can you. What I say. I don't understand.

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on, straighten this conversation. Come on, Come on. I don't know.

[Chris]

I mean, I think when you sit down to interview somebody, there's a basic understanding and acceptance of the. Let's call it the terms of the interview. Some people aren't always going to tell the whole truth, but they're going to. If presented with facts or certain truth, they're going to respond to it. Like, you could say anything to Trump. You could trap him and catch him in a million corners, in a hundred lies directly, you know, showing quotes that directly contradict something he said five seconds previous. It doesn't fucking matter.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's a way to do it.

[Chris]

He's not going to cope to any of it.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's a way to do it and I don't care. I might as well say it, because I don't think I'll ever have the opportunity. You got to use the mirror effect on him. Not in the way that Gavin Newsom is doing. You literally have to play his own words to him. Don't say them to him. Don't say you said this, because he'll just say, you lying. Play it so your viewing audience and the people that are listening can watch his reaction to his own words. Let's see what we get from that.

[Alex]

You do that one time, he realizes what type of interview this is, he's out of there.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't care. That's why you make sure that the first couple of things are your doozies, like your joints, like the ones that you. The method you want.

[Chris]

You can't come out with bombs, you can't come out with jabs.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right. That's right.

[Akash Singh]

I also think you would just bounce off of him. I don't think. I don't think this is as strong as you think it is.

[Alex]

Yeah. Like, we. I don't know, we called him out for not being truthful. He's like, yeah, I'm sometimes truthful.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, no, no. But you got to be specific and show his own words to him. You said this about free speech back then. What changed? Like, show him. Like, show him his words and let him react to himself, because we're always reacting to him.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

When has Trump ever had to react to Trump?

[Akash Singh]

It's a unique. It's a unique strategy, for sure. I never heard of it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Somebody said, I forgot what I was listening to. I don't know if you were the popping.

[Akash Singh]

If you did that.

[Andrew Schulz]

The screams would be crazy on that one.

[Akash Singh]

Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen. But I don't know if it was Rogan I was watching or Jon Stewart, but I forgot who he was talking to. And he was just saying he used the term. You might know the term, Chris, I think I texted you when I saw this. But he was saying how he believes, he truly believes. Trump believes everything that's coming out of his mouth.

[Chris]

Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

I forgot it's a term for it, though. It was based off somebody, like a old politician or old celebrity. I can't remember what it was. But he was saying he believes that when Trump talks, he actually believes the things that are coming out of his mouth. So if so, show him what he said, don't tell him. Show him he's looking at himself.

[Alex]

Yeah, I don't think he believes everything that comes up. I think he's like, hey, what do I need to say? This speech? Okay, I'm gonna say that this time and then once that's gone, it's a whole new point.

[Akash Singh]

I think it's just about winning. I just gotta win what makes me win. I'll figure out the rest of it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

I just, I just googled. What do you call someone who believes their own lies trying to figure out the term? A pathological liar.

[Akash Singh]

That's kind of what I thought it might be.

[Chris]

There it is.

[Andrew Schulz]

I was telling y' all earlier before the show started, man, there is no such thing as a liar anymore. And I always said nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more. Is more entertaining. But people really don't care no more. People will get on platforms and say bold faced lies and not just say them like, hey, this is what I believe will say it and say like for example, I'm the chairman of Revolt, right? And then when Revolt disputes it, double and triple down and say, tell me, yo, I seen some shit. The day he said Dame, dad said, why can't Lauren tell me who said it? I'm the chairman, I can fire them. She still hasn't FaceTimed me. I could have showed her all the proof but she didn't want it. So I was like, well who said that? You know, I'm the chairman now I'll fire them. She wouldn't tell me who. I'm like, oh my God, what do we even deal? This shit came out the day. But the day where we're taping it, I'm like, what do we even do? So when you, when we've gotten to this point, nothing matters. Akash. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

You pick your own reality. I saw the reaction to your. And obviously we're biased toward you, but the reaction to your stuff, people were like, damn. Really? Telling Charlamagne. It's like, he's not telling him anything. He's not answering anything.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, no, but it depends. If you watch the whole thing in full, you have a different perspective.

[Akash Singh]

I did actually. By the end I was like, oh, I think they actually like each other. Whereas before it seemed very confrontational. By the end it felt I was like, oh, I think I couldn't get away with saying this stuff about Dame because I think Dame has a level of respect for Charlamagne that I don't dislike.

[Andrew Schulz]

Dame in no way shape Yeah, I don't think.

[Akash Singh]

And I think Charlamagne dislikes Dame. I was like, oh, I think they actually have like a friendly thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know. I don't know him outside of him coming to Breakfast Club. We might have spoke like one time outside of Breakfast Club. I don't know him outside of him coming to Breakfast Club, but I enjoy that. Yeah, that's fun.

[Akash Singh]

It's very fun. It's very fun to watch.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I'm saying? Like, that's fun. But let's. But it has to be fun with a level of honesty. Like when you just up here fucking with people's realities, it's like, come on. But that's the world we live in. Nobody cares anymore. And that's why. That's something somebody like Trump has mastered. Historically, politicians have mastered that, period. But now we live in an era where there's no curtain no more. So everybody can peel back layers, everybody can have an opinion about things. So it's very hard to keep up the lie. That's the people we should actually be very, very like, wow, that's impressive, bro, that you can keep that lie up in 2025 under all this scrutiny, you know what I'm saying? When you're bombarded with all this scrutiny and people calling you out on your shit and saying that you're lying and you're like, no, it's not me, it's y'. All. If you can keep. God damn.

[Akash Singh]

If you can keep a straight face under all that scrutiny, that's imp. That's impressive, dude. You got.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let's pay some bills. Let's pay some bills.

[Akash Singh]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Akash Singh]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Akash Singh]

Then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra.

[Andrew Schulz]

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[Akash Singh]

I'm in Cleveland, Ohio, but also go to my website, Akash Singh.com the Generational Triumph Tour. We're in theaters now. We got a bunch of big announcements on there. We already all sold out one show in Toronto in like three hours. That's fire. Love you guys. Dallas, get your shit together. Y' all keep telling me to come back to my hometown. Y' all are like the fourth city in pre sales. Number four, pick it up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Damn.

[Akash Singh]

Use the promo code Akash for early access depending on when this comes out.

[Andrew Schulz]

Dallas, y' all are the Eric Adams of Akash ticket sales right now because he is fourth in polling in New York City.

[Akash Singh]

Really?

[Andrew Schulz]

He's number four? Yes. He's fourth in polling in New York City.

[Chris]

He's behind my guy. Eric Sebo.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, I guess he.

[Alex]

I guess I think he would be third.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, he's fourth. I read it this morning. It was in the New York Post. It was in. No, actually, it was in the New York Times in the article about how the number of police misconduct cases has surged under Eric Adams and they said he's fourth and fourth. I asked him that.

[Akash Singh]

I was like, oh, that's just a feeling.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm like, you're fourth in polling. Why do you think you can still win? But yeah, he's number four right now. But listen, my church announcement is Saturday, October 11th, from 11:00am to 4:00pm My fifth annual mental wealth Expo is happening at the Joelle and Diane Bloom Wellness and Events center in Newark, New Jersey. It is a day of mental health education and healing, man. Some of the best mental health professionals in the country. Devi Brown, Dr. Alfie Breland Noble Elliot Connie, Dr. J. Barnett. Oh, man. Cory Minor Smith is going to be there. It's a lot. We got some athletes that we're going to be announcing in the next couple of days and you know, just some other I guess celebrity type you would call it. Right.

[Akash Singh]

Jay Shetty coming to this one.

[Andrew Schulz]

I want Jay, man.

[Akash Singh]

Them to come through.

[Andrew Schulz]

Our schedules never line up because you line ads. Yes.

[Akash Singh]

That handsome. I saw him.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Again.

[Andrew Schulz]

Y', all.

[Akash Singh]

I got a better look this time.

[Andrew Schulz]

Where you was at now?

[Akash Singh]

He was at the Mew Mew store. My wife was there spending money.

[Andrew Schulz]

And why you ain't say hi?

[Akash Singh]

Because I. We. I talk about it. My wife said hi. I was like, what are you doing? Hi.

[Andrew Schulz]

I really like Jay. That's the problem.

[Alex]

No, you really like what it is.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because Jay is a nice guy. Jay is a great feature.

[Akash Singh]

Not a monk. I would say this to his face.

[Andrew Schulz]

He never said he was.

[Akash Singh]

The book is called Think like a Monk.

[Andrew Schulz]

Think, Think. Akash, think. Okay. Think like a man.

[Akash Singh]

How would he know?

[Andrew Schulz]

Same way Steve Harvey could say act like a lady, think like a man. Oh, is it think like a man, act like a lady. Which one is it?

[Akash Singh]

He's a man. So he knows how a man thinks.

[Andrew Schulz]

Act like a lady.

[Akash Singh]

He wouldn't say think like a lady because he doesn't know how women think.

[Andrew Schulz]

Who is he telling to act like a lady?

[Akash Singh]

He's telling ladies. Here's how men think.

[Andrew Schulz]

How do you know he might be progressive? How do you know he's telling ladies. How do you feel about it?

[Akash Singh]

I have a feeling he's not that progressive.

[Andrew Schulz]

All I'm simply saying. But I don't remember. All I know is Jay Shetty's a great guy and you actually like him and you need to stop.

[Akash Singh]

I would love to like stop acting like. Stop pretending you're a monk and we'll be friends.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's not. He's never said he was a monk.

[Akash Singh]

His eyes. Dude, I'm not even saying. His eyes are so much prettier than mine.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh.

[Akash Singh]

It's like just shits on me.

[Andrew Schulz]

Boy band. Oh, boy band.

[Akash Singh]

God Leader.

[Andrew Schulz]

Leader of a boy band. Oh come on, man.

[Akash Singh]

Wow.

[Andrew Schulz]

Have there ever been an Indian boy band?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Saying Mulik fine ass Zayn Mullock. That motherfucker was fine, dude. Yeah, he was stepping up for all of us.

[Andrew Schulz]

Damn. Do me a side by side real quick, man. Let me see Zayn and Jay. Let me see.

[Akash Singh]

What?

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah. Cause that's. I never. I didn't know Zayn was in. Yeah. Yes. I didn't know half.

[Akash Singh]

He's half Pakistan.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, I'm just trying to figure out who's the finest Indian man.

[Akash Singh]

Z, Z, A, Y, N. I never thought about this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Zayn versus Jay.

[Akash Singh]

That's not a good picture right there.

[Andrew Schulz]

You got to go to old school. Zayn, yeah, new. Okay.

[Akash Singh]

He's Indian, half indie, half Pakistani.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is gorgeous, dude. So what's the other half?

[Akash Singh]

I think white. That's why him and Gigi worked.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, Jay got it, then. Jay the man. Jay got it. I mean, it's crazy because Jay was Jay. What is Jay? Jay's full. Full. Oh, he got it.

[Akash Singh]

English, Indian, they're the God. Indians and Indian Indians.

[Andrew Schulz]

He got it. He got it. He got it. But he's a. The moral of the story is Jay Shetty is a great guy. Yo, I've had a lot of conversations with Jay, dude.

[Akash Singh]

Anybody on air, off air, big ups has to be very authentic and real.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I love Jaden Smith. That's my. Come on. That's the. Oh, you said Jada. I love Jada, too.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, that's right. You love the Smith.

[Andrew Schulz]

How about Pinkett Smith went for Nose Carter. What are y' all talking about? These are great people. You know the problem that folks be having? They've never met these individuals. You've never spent time with them. You've never kicked it with them.

[Akash Singh]

Look, dude, I'm telling you, I'm sure he's a nice guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

So why didn't you walk up to him at the Boo Boo store? What was it where you say you was at? Why didn't you go say what's up to Jason? Because I talk.

[Akash Singh]

It would be phony. This is something I learned from you. You can't talk and be nice.

[Andrew Schulz]

But what if you're tired of talking? What if you really just want to?

[Akash Singh]

Then I'll say, man, I'm tired of talking. But I ain't never tired of talking. He's the thing. Charlemagne. I don't get tired of it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Jay's never said he was a monk, though. He said he went.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, my goodness. Are you kidding me?

[Andrew Schulz]

He said he went there for a spell.

[Akash Singh]

He.

[Andrew Schulz]

Spell like a period of time.

[Akash Singh]

He visited a monastery? No, he's there.

[Andrew Schulz]

He was.

[Akash Singh]

If I were to book called Think Like a Doctor and was like, yeah, I spent some time at a hospital.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay. Let me ask you a question, though. Is he not good at what he does? Has Jay not helped people?

[Akash Singh]

I don't know. I've never known anybody that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know people that Jay. I know people that live by Jay. I'VE gotten inspiration from Jay.

[Akash Singh]

What did you learn from Jay?

[Andrew Schulz]

A lot of different things. I think Jay.

[Akash Singh]

That sounds specific. That's not very specific.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm different. I've read Jay's books. I've listened to his podcast. I think that. I think Jay is one of the best in the mental health space.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, but what am I saying here? That you disagree with nothing.

[Andrew Schulz]

But that's hate.

[Akash Singh]

That is hate. That's hate. That's hate.

[Alex]

That's what I've been saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

People hating on Jay Shetty. They mad that Jay Shetty is Jay Shetty. This is hate. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

[Akash Singh]

This a Trump supporter for Jay Shetty? You a Trump supporter for Jay Shetty?

[Andrew Schulz]

I judge people off their energy and I judge people off.

[Akash Singh]

That's the most bullshit.

[Andrew Schulz]

Jay's got great energy. I don't care what y' all say. He's got great energy and he. I really believe.

[Akash Singh]

You know who else had great energy?

[Andrew Schulz]

Who?

[Akash Singh]

Who? Donnie T. No.

[Andrew Schulz]

Neville.

[Akash Singh]

How you know?

[Andrew Schulz]

You're right. I know what's around him. You're right.

[Akash Singh]

You're right, Alex.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Akash Singh]

He don't want to answer because he don't want to.

[Alex]

Look, he knows Jay Shetty may have lied about the monk stuff.

[Andrew Schulz]

He didn't lie.

[Alex]

No reason for you to not like him.

[Andrew Schulz]

He didn't lie though.

[Akash Singh]

Yes, you do. He is a phony. I've said this the whole time.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's not phony.

[Akash Singh]

I don't understand what's happening here.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's not phony. He actually was in the school.

[Akash Singh]

In what school?

[Andrew Schulz]

This Christian consciousness shit. Whatever the fuck this shit is, man. Okay, he did not.

[Akash Singh]

That's the thing. He was not.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, man.

[Akash Singh]

Also, there's no monkey school.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nope.

[Akash Singh]

He thinks crazy.

[Alex]

Y' all just gotta hug it out. That's it.

[Akash Singh]

I have no problem.

[Andrew Schulz]

You like him.

[Akash Singh]

I'd help him. Just tell him.

[Andrew Schulz]

You are Akash. This is it. Akash, I feel that you too are a good judge of energy. Your energy wants you to speak to Jay Shetty. But your ego is saying, I can't speak to Jay Shetty because I shitted on Jay Shetty. But you actually are intrigued by Jay Shetty. You want to get to know him. You want to be his friend. You're lying. You see yourself in him. Just a little bit. I mean, I'm lying.

[Akash Singh]

Can I be honest? I was.

[Andrew Schulz]

And your wife probably loves you. Loves him?

[Akash Singh]

No, we haven't. We both talked about how hot he was. That's no problem. My wife and I, we aren't insecure about these things. We talk about hot people. There's no issue. We both were like, yeah, he's hot. She on him before I did publicly. And that's why I was like, why?

[Alex]

Why you gotta throw her on a bus?

[Akash Singh]

She's on her tik tok. The you want me to do.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, you gotta keep her honest. You gotta keep her honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And that's why I was like, you can't do that.

[Andrew Schulz]

You can't talk.

[Akash Singh]

And then, hi. You can't do it. You can't do it.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's Jay Shetty, though, okay? Always remember, Akash, the most powerful prison is the one our mind creates.

[Akash Singh]

Would you get that off the phone?

[Andrew Schulz]

You know who said that?

[Akash Singh]

Jay Shetty.

[Andrew Schulz]

Jay Shetty. Okay. We must keep the promises we make to ourselves so we can trust the promises we make to others.

[Akash Singh]

What does that even mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

Jay Shetty.

[Akash Singh]

A lot of those quotes were stolen, yo.

[Andrew Schulz]

Who cares? Thank you. Who cares, yo?

[Akash Singh]

Thank you.

[Andrew Schulz]

We don't do those damn quotes.

[Akash Singh]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Everybody steals Cops.

[Akash Singh]

I'm right all the fucking time.

[Andrew Schulz]

Y' all post Drake lyrics all the time.

[Akash Singh]

How often I'm right and hang up with him. Just because Charlamagne is louder than me and Andrew's louder than me. Y' all don't know how right I am. All the fucking time. I'm right all the fucking time.

[Andrew Schulz]

Y' all post Will Smith quotes. Y' all post great quotes. Y'.

[Akash Singh]

All.

[Andrew Schulz]

Y' all post Gandhi. Y' all don't give the credit.

[Akash Singh]

Gandhi. I post Gandhi twice without getting credit.

[Andrew Schulz]

Shout out to Jay Shetty Joe. I got your back, Jay. Okay? Jay is a great guy.

[Akash Singh]

I will say I saw a Jay Shenzhe speech that was actually beautiful. He said he has a dream that one day, young black kids. He had that speech. He had another beautiful speech. It was about a ballad or a bullet. It was a beautiful speech. I don't know if you heard that one.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen, man. What is this? What is this? What else we got? This is the Koch guy, man.

[Chris]

People like your handshake with Leo.

[Andrew Schulz]

They liked my handshake with Leo? Yeah, bro. The bar is in hell, bro. Like, we like handshakes or like slow news. Whenever.

[Akash Singh]

Was that Tiana?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, you fast forward. I had a screening the other day for One One Battle. One. One Battle after Another, which is a new action, you know, It's a comedy. It's an action comedy.

[Akash Singh]

You had to read the title.

[Andrew Schulz]

I couldn't remember what the title was. Yes, One Battle after Another. And So he held a screening for this movie. That's the screaming.

[Alex]

Didn't even know what the fucking.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I didn't know what the movie was called. Crazy people.

[Akash Singh]

You know, I went to a screening. It was for one battle.

[Andrew Schulz]

No Warner Brothers.

[Akash Singh]

Time and time again, Warner Brothers. One struggle after the next.

[Andrew Schulz]

Warner Brothers and their PR team hit me up, and they wanted to have a screening for one Battle after another. I love doing screenings because, number one, you know, you get to get all of these people in for free to watch a movie. That's always a beautiful thing. And this was great because the cast had no idea. I mean, the audience had no idea I was gonna surprise them with the cast.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, that's fire.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I came out just to say what's up? And I was just talking to them about, you know, how we watch trailers for movies and try to figure out what the movie is, but nothing gives you better context than actually talking to the cast. Ooh. And then they came out like, chase. Chase was there, which is our first movie. Teiano was there. Leonardo DiCaprio, the writer. Director Paul was there. Yeah, but why did. It was just a regular handshake.

[Chris]

They said he went in for the third. You gave him the third dap. And he knew to. Let's see if we can find the part.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, it's at the beginning.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Leo is down, dude. Leo's like homies with Q tip and just hanging out. Dude, There's a podcast where Leo's just hanging out with Q Tip, and they decided to do a podcast with Chris Rock and I think Dave Chappelle.

[Andrew Schulz]

Leo's welcome, bro. I don't. Here come. That's Chase.

[Chris]

One, two, three.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, okay.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I just expect everybody to know that. I'm gonna be honest. You know what I've realized growing up now, getting older, it be more black people who don't go for the third dap.

[Akash Singh]

Really?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. I'm getting maybe. Cause I'm getting older, so the young boys just be trying to give me handshakes. You know what I'm saying? Like, it ain't the. And I'm realizing, I guess there's a lot more. I do a lot more pounds, and a lot of people are doing a lot more pounds now, I guess, since COVID Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

The easiest way to do it. Bop, bop, bop, bop.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The third dap is rare, though. Like, you know, that's love.

[Alex]

I feel like now people kind of just do the clap and then the hug. It's not.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, yeah. The hug.

[Akash Singh]

I love a clap and hug.

[Andrew Schulz]

I like the clapping.

[Akash Singh]

Hug, love a clap and hug.

[Andrew Schulz]

I like the clap and the hug. But there is something about that third that is powerful. That's nostalgic.

[Akash Singh]

That means we're, like, we're exchanging energy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Yeah, I like that third. Heard that.

[Akash Singh]

That's like, I respect you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Can we. Can we play this? It does matter. Kanye west yelling at Kris Jenner.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, dude. My wife keeps trying to get me to care about this.

[Andrew Schulz]

I haven't watched it. I keep hearing about it. No one from the family has taken any responsibility for my hospital visit. But if we want to go online, that's 50 of what people say, at least.

[Akash Singh]

Or maybe am I lying?

[Andrew Schulz]

It doesn't matter.

[Akash Singh]

Am I lying?

[Andrew Schulz]

It be. Could do matter.

[Akash Singh]

It does matter. It does matter. You just said, you know, I haven't finished the sentence. It does matter. It matters to us and you. It doesn't matter what the Internet says. It matters what we think.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yay. So what do you think?

[Akash Singh]

Did you have an effect on my mental health? Yes. Yes, yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm saying yes, and I love you. I watch these videos like this, man, and I think to myself, what's the.

[Chris]

Context for that, by the way?

[Andrew Schulz]

I have no idea.

[Akash Singh]

This is a documentary I'm pretty sure Kanye west is releasing, which is the crazy part.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, he's putting this.

[Akash Singh]

I'm pretty sure Kanye is releasing this documentary. Might need to double check that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I thought Michael Che played a role in this in Consequence. Am I making this up?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, Michael Che kind of. It makes him look great. Consequence says this is not a full edit. Well, that's what Kanye put out. Che is saying, and he says it with love. He's like checking Charlotte, KANYE for on SNL's black members, like, at the end of the show, and he's like, why would you do that?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, so that's a different video. That wasn't.

[Akash Singh]

I think that's a different video, but that's the same documentary. I think.

[Andrew Schulz]

The crazy thing is I'm gonna watch.

[Alex]

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna watch.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm gonna watch. But I watch these videos. Okay, this is the Michael Che one. Let me see this one. I don't got a chance to say anything for myself. No, I went home. I said that about Leslie coming back, and they. I'm the black comedian that made a joke about. That's all. You do that to me. Oh, man. I love you, though, bro. I was talking about. I love you too.

[Eric Adams]

I'm a Family. Why would you do that to me?

[Andrew Schulz]

I wasn't doing it.

[Akash Singh]

I work here.

[Andrew Schulz]

I work here. Like, come on, man. Like, we treat everybody that come in like family and you going to sell us out? Like that's up, man.

[Akash Singh]

We look up to you. We love you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wow. What you got against us? I mean, I do have some things is against snl. I mean, airing it out like that without letting us be able to reply is kind of foul. Wait, you wait till the last. Wait to the last song and then say that foul to us. And we brought you in here for.

[Akash Singh]

Let's talk about the way.

[Andrew Schulz]

But.

[Akash Singh]

But I'm not.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, you're a hero to us, man. We love you. By Simon we love Martin. This is an interesting contrast though, to see him yelling at Kris Jenner. Crazy. But no, he's super humble. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

On him like that. I don't even know what the context of this is like. I don't even know what the. Did he say that? What did he say that got Michael Che hot?

[Akash Singh]

I don't know. I guess he insulted the black cast members of snl. He might have said some shit about. Oh, and I guess judging by Chase context clues, he said something about the black comedians who made jokes about Cosby and Chae was. Was a black comedian make jokes about Cosby on snl.

[Andrew Schulz]

Kanye got very quiet. Where's Kanye been?

[Akash Singh]

I fallen apart, dude. He's boy working on this documentary that makes him look horrible. This is I never seen.

[Alex]

Hopefully he's taking the time to get his mental health.

[Akash Singh]

His mental health is man. I don't think he's healing, but I don't think we understand this guy's fully.

[Alex]

If he's quiet, that's probably a good thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Maybe let's. Let's pay some bills and then do some asking idiots and get the out of here. This episode is brought to you by Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels and music are made for each other. They share a rhythm in the craft of making something timeless while being a part of legendary nights. From backyard jams to sold out arenas, there's a song in every toast. Please drink responsibly. Responsibility.org Jack Daniels and Old no. 7 are registered trademarks. Tennessee Whiskey, 40% alcohol by volume. Jack Daniel Distillery, Lynchburg, Tennessee.

[Akash Singh]

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[Andrew Schulz]

Let's do some asking idiots. Cause Akash got a flight to catch and I'm going to a play tonight.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, what play tonight?

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm going to see the Outsiders.

[Akash Singh]

Really? Are you a big Broadway guy?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. I was at Broadway last night too. I took my daughter's. My daughter's birthday was recently, so I took her to her and my other daughter to go see the play starring all your cousins.

[Akash Singh]

What play starring all my cousins?

[Andrew Schulz]

You know, a play on Broadway, stars are.

[Akash Singh]

I don't. Oh, Aladdin.

[Andrew Schulz]

Lot of. I'm gonna tell you something. Not a lot of representation. I didn't like that.

[Akash Singh]

I agree.

[Andrew Schulz]

I didn't like that.

[Akash Singh]

I agree.

[Andrew Schulz]

There was not a lot. There was a lot of white people in the last.

[Alex]

Yeah, you mean it was good though. Audience of the cast.

[Andrew Schulz]

The cast.

[Akash Singh]

The Genie is actually the Genie's.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, fantastic. Oh, man, that brother was so good. What was his name? He's the. I mean, he steals the show, but I mean, that's actually his job. That's what he talks about. Let me see if I can find his name.

[Akash Singh]

He's great. I went and saw it.

[Andrew Schulz]

You saw it?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. You have to do that when you apply for an Indian visa. That's the test.

[Andrew Schulz]

His name is Michael James Scott. Yes. Michael James Scott. Man, he is fantastic. Incredible. I mean, he.

[Akash Singh]

Star of the show.

[Andrew Schulz]

Star of the show.

[Akash Singh]

Not even.

[Andrew Schulz]

Not even close. And he's actually got a line when he comes out where he actually says that. He's like, you know, I can't remember what the exact line is, but he basically lets everybody know I'm the show stealer. And he absolutely does. Like, he, he. I don't want to say carries, but he's definitely the spark car.

[Akash Singh]

He's the only thing I remember from that show.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's definitely the spark.

[Akash Singh]

I forgot there was white people because the black guy stole the show so much. But no, that is what y' all do.

[Andrew Schulz]

I thought about it after the fact. Yes. The girl that played Japanese, stealing in general. Shut up.

[Alex]

I was like, which way you went with that?

[Akash Singh]

I just want to make sure that you didn't think. I know that can be interpreted in many way.

[Andrew Schulz]

You see, though, you see how we make nice racist jokes towards each other.

[Akash Singh]

I love.

[Andrew Schulz]

Ok. But you know, the only time it'll fuck it up is when you people from the outside.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Tune in and be like, did you say that totally bypassing all the racist jokes I threw at that. You know what I'm saying? Because I let y' all think of the punchline. Cause y' all are the racist.

[Akash Singh]

I said steal the show. I didn't say anything else. Other people can interpret it however they.

[Andrew Schulz]

Want to, but it was an article about.

[Chris]

Yeah, it's from 2020, though, so I don't know if it's the same kid.

[Andrew Schulz]

What did it say? What was the headline?

[Chris]

Not enough Indian actors.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Aladdin is not white. Huh?

[Alex]

Oh, wow.

[Akash Singh]

Well, Aladdin's technically not an Indian thing, but, yeah, I'll take it. We'll take it.

[Chris]

Middle Eastern.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I think it's. I went to Morocco with Dove, actually, and I was like, this feels like what Aladdin was trying to, like, replicate to me.

[Andrew Schulz]

Damn. All right, let's do some asking. Idiots, man. Any advice or tips on being a girl dad? Especially with what's going on with the world today.

[Akash Singh]

This is your answer, dude. Because I. I don't have a daughter, so.

[Andrew Schulz]

So I underscore B. That jiggy, man. I just give you the advice that my mom gave me, which is simply love your kids, man. And I am at the point in my life where I refuse to stress about anything concerning my children because it's out of my control. And you know what made me feel like that, Chris? What? Her. Drive.

[Akash Singh]

Driving.

[Chris]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, I don't.

[Akash Singh]

Driving.

[Chris]

So one advantage of raising kids in.

[Andrew Schulz]

New York City, we got in a car. It's like, I'll go crazy if I don't learn to let go. And I think it's good for me because, you know, this is our senior year, so she's visiting colleges, she's going off to go to school. If I don't learn to let go now, I'm going to drive myself.

[Akash Singh]

Does she want to go to college in Jersey or somewhere else?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, no, she definitely. She wants to be down south.

[Akash Singh]

How big?

[Chris]

In choosing the car? I'm assuming you could have gotten any car. How big was, like, safety features, like, how big did that factor into it?

[Andrew Schulz]

She knew exactly what she wanted.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Got her exactly what she wanted.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, you got her exactly what she wanted.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, got her exactly what she wanted. It's not mean. Yeah, it's a nice, cool car.

[Akash Singh]

It's not crazy expensive.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's nothing crazy expensive. But it's just like, you know the thoughts that can go through your mind from driving, right? Like, you think about everything from accidents to run ins with the police to guys trailer. You think about all of this shit. Like, if I don't let this shit go, this is God's way of testing me and saying, I'm giving you this little lesson in freedom to allow her to be free. You know what I'm saying? And I'm just. You know what? It's like this. It's like you're slowly easing into. Okay. Drive around. You're responsible. She's. She's not, like, out all the time, you know.

[Akash Singh]

Can I ask what school she's looking at? I'm curious.

[Andrew Schulz]

HBCUs1 1.

[Akash Singh]

Are you rooting for that one?

[Andrew Schulz]

I wouldn't mind it. I have. I have different reasons for why I want her to go to different places. A lot of it is accessibility. Like, Chris, I don't know how you fucking even sitting in here without pulling your hair. Oh.

[Chris]

I mean, I've been on my phone this whole episode.

[Andrew Schulz]

You see what I'm saying? You know what I mean? I need to be able to get there or have somebody get to her fast. So, you know, I got my picks. But she does have one HBCU on her list, which I wouldn't mind because of her upbringing in Jersey. Right. Her upbringing in Jersey hasn't been the most diverse, but you got money. Yeah, but it's not. I mean, but that's a great point, but it is a class thing. It's not like I'm lying. It has been diverse. Cause it's not just white. It's white, it's black, it's Indians, it's Asians. Like, it's a class thing. So it is a very diverse experience.

[Akash Singh]

You take her with you to Newark?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, never took her with me to Newark.

[Akash Singh]

That's foul, dude.

[Andrew Schulz]

Never took her with me.

[Akash Singh]

How you can get her to experience the world old.

[Chris]

What's your. With cars? What's your take on your kids and Ubers?

[Andrew Schulz]

Can't do it, bro. What?

[Akash Singh]

Why do it to me. That's the safest.

[Chris]

I feel the same way.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm.

[Chris]

I put my kids in Ubers all the time.

[Andrew Schulz]

My wife is a little.

[Akash Singh]

Well, I'm missing it. What's going on here?

[Chris]

It's because I don't think there is anything.

[Akash Singh]

The Uber could be, like a sexual deviant or something. Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

I just don't. But I'm like you.

[Chris]

You're tracking it. You can watch if you really want to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, that's true. But if you got a nut job. And I was thinking about this the other day. Tell me what y' all think about. About this. Our whole society Is built on trust.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like really crazy. We don't think about that, but it's like getting on a plane. You're getting on a plane.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You gotta trust the pilot to be in their right mind. You gotta trust the Uber driver to be in their right mind. You gotta trust the person making your food to not to be in their right mind and not poison you. Our whole shit is built on trust. And I've been doing this to like lessen my anxiety about things. When you look at the world and its whole totality like that, our batting average is pretty good.

[Alex]

Yeah, we good.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, that's a great point. It is a beautiful perspective.

[Andrew Schulz]

We tend to look at the worst of everything and be like, oh, the world is so up. But if you really think about how we interact with each other every single day and don't over each other, we're peaceful as fuck. We. We pretty are. We're a pretty civilized society. For the most part.

[Akash Singh]

I love that. That's a beautiful.

[Andrew Schulz]

For the most part. But I don't know, man. So my advice to you, the main reason I can't give you no advice. I be that jiggy is because I'm just. I'm so much. I'm so learning this, bro. I'm so figuring this shit out. I don't know if you ever truly figure this shit out.

[Chris]

All you can do for being a girl.

[Andrew Schulz]

Dad. Yes.

[Chris]

Communicate and then prepare yourself for what you get. And you have to take it.

[Andrew Schulz]

You got to accept it. He's like, you're going to hear things. Those conversations. I've heard things I didn't want to hear.

[Chris]

I know things I don't want to know.

[Akash Singh]

But you know, But I know that's important.

[Chris]

And there's probably like 2% that I don't know, but I know 98%.

[Akash Singh]

And she trusts you. You made it save for her to tell you my.

[Chris]

You know, I don't want to put my kids business out there. But they've called me in situations where if I had called my dad and said, this is what's going on, he would have helped me. But he would have smacked me around first. He would have beat me up. He would have ground. You know, like there have been like real. And I'm like, all right, think about what happened next time. Maybe make, you know, like, I'm down with everything.

[Andrew Schulz]

Not sex related.

[Chris]

No, you have to be.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I don't. You do. You know what I'm saying?

[Akash Singh]

No, I think I agree with Chris until he says it out loud and Then I'm like, that sounds crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Crazy.

[Chris]

I could tell you guys.

[Akash Singh]

See what I'm saying? It starts to sound crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Crazy.

[Akash Singh]

It sounds crazy. Crazy sounds crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Jesus Christ. DJ Mike Torch underscore. Without saying names, what's your biggest I told you so moment?

[Akash Singh]

Akash, I was arguing with a friend of mine about Jay Shetty. I said, I don't hate the guy. He's just a fraud.

[Andrew Schulz]

And it is what he is. He's not a fraud, man, why do you keep calling Jay Shetty a fraud?

[Akash Singh]

I had two big I told you so moments. We also. I've been saying robots are gonna kill us for 10 years. Everybody been laughing at me. We had this guy come on the pod today on flagrant and he's like, yeah, no, they're gonna kill us. It's inevitable.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh my. I'm reading my. Oh, man. Damn. I don't have it on me. One of my favorite books to read right now. I just read. It is called How Techno Feudalism killed Capitalism. And everybody's worried about Democrats, Republicans. Y' all better worry about the Technocrats. Yeah, okay. This shit is about. This shit is not going to be a game. And I'm not talking about 2060. I'm talking about 2030, 2035.

[Akash Singh]

We're going to miss arguing about Trump. We're going to miss this.

[Andrew Schulz]

You want to miss arguing about Democrat Republicans? Like, this shit is no joke. We talk about class systems. Y' all got to read this book. But when you talk about class systems, like, there's going to be so many different underclasses and the underclasses, the robots are gonna take over so much that they're just gonna have humans doing shit for the sake of doing shit. And they're not even gonna be getting paid in money. They're gonna be getting paid in like credits. Meaning like you, like if you. Oh, you need to go to the doctor, you need health insurance, you gotta put in a certain amount of hours to get your health insurance.

[Chris]

That's a better system than we have now.

[Alex]

Yeah, no, I'll take that.

[Andrew Schulz]

You need food. You gotta go put in a certain amount of hours to get your food. But, like meaningless work. Yeah, it's not even anything that actually makes the world go around. They're just go pick up trash for.

[Akash Singh]

Three hours just to give you something.

[Andrew Schulz]

Just to give humans something to do because the robots are going to be completely running the. Read that book. Techno. It's called How Techno Feudalism killed Capitalism. Who's the. Who's the author?

[Akash Singh]

Sounds dense and he wrote it really good, too.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because he wrote it like he's writing to his father. No, no, it's not a. It's not a tough read.

[Akash Singh]

I really scoffs at this whole thing. Yeah, because it's like.

[Alex]

Like it's whatever. Why are you going to worry about it? Just live life. Enjoy life.

[Akash Singh]

That's it.

[Chris]

Back into the kid thing again.

[Akash Singh]

How you care about politics and then have this on a much more existential threat.

[Andrew Schulz]

Where the fuck politics is?

[Alex]

The here and now.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, yeah. It's called Techno Feudalism. What Killed Capitalism by Giannis Varoufakis. I know I probably fucked his last name, but the book is great. Great. DVR94 says, how gay would you get to save your family? Alex looking like he's saving them every day. Damn, Al?

[Alex]

N, you dressed like me today. Get out of here.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm dressed like Alex.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, you look exactly like me.

[Andrew Schulz]

Put some cargoes and a sweatshirt.

[Alex]

Yeah, yeah, the pants.

[Akash Singh]

The pants.

[Andrew Schulz]

New Balance.

[Akash Singh]

We look exactly alike. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So welcome.

[Akash Singh]

Welcome to the team.

[Andrew Schulz]

This ain't gay.

[Akash Singh]

This is Alex's most heterosexual outfit in Munster. Oh, really? I said that to him? I've been complimenting him. I love this outfit because it's not as wildly gay as he normally is.

[Andrew Schulz]

The most heterosexual outfit in months is hilarious. What makes it so hetero?

[Akash Singh]

It's just not. He's not doing too much. His nails aren't done. It's just like. It's just a. It's like a little experimental, but just enough that it's not embarrassing that he's 37.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, he got some pussy. That's what happened. Shoot me. You got the pussy recently?

[Alex]

My wife.

[Andrew Schulz]

Get out of here.

[Akash Singh]

Whoa. Don't use the term wife. Let's not disrespect Al's fiance. But, yeah, it's not your wife.

[Andrew Schulz]

Your forever fiance. All right. Brilliant, Brilliant. What day would you get to save your family?

[Akash Singh]

I would absolutely take in the butt to save my family. What are y' all acting like these gay hypotheticals are crazy? Who's the guy that's like, I wouldn't a dude to say my mom.

[Andrew Schulz]

How old is Mom? That was my first question. Come on. How old? How old is your mom?

[Akash Singh]

Current age. You could extend your mom's life for five years. Five healthy, happy, happy years.

[Andrew Schulz]

Years.

[Akash Singh]

Five years.

[Andrew Schulz]

What I gotta do exactly?

[Akash Singh]

Get in your butt?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I don't like how you say that.

[Akash Singh]

I thought.

[Alex]

You can't out.

[Akash Singh]

You can out gay. Anybody? Hands on the desk.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hands on the knee. Oh, my God.

[Akash Singh]

Bent over. Slide in to completion.

[Andrew Schulz]

All right.

[Akash Singh]

What are y' all doing? Dude? You guys don't care about anything but your own sacred asshole.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let's do one more.

[Akash Singh]

Your virginal asshole means that much to you?

[Andrew Schulz]

You. Me.

[Akash Singh]

You.

[Andrew Schulz]

Silver 42.

[Akash Singh]

You said to save your fam. Charlaman. You have children. You're not a good father.

[Andrew Schulz]

You said mom.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, but what about your kids? You got. You got. I didn't think about kids, cuz I don't have them.

[Andrew Schulz]

What if. What if. What if the robot is tricking you?

[Akash Singh]

Suck all your dicks to save my dog.

[Andrew Schulz]

What if the robot is tricking you? What if. What if. What if the robot is tricking you?

[Akash Singh]

That's not a part of the hypothetical. The robot makes you not a part of the hypothetical.

[Andrew Schulz]

The robot makes you think kids are in danger.

[Akash Singh]

You're trying to not be gay for the hypothetical and making up parameters.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, if you tell me my kids are in danger, can I at least check first?

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cause if you don't check first, if they be like, yo, your kids are in danger. You gotta suck everybody's dick. And you suck all the dicks. And you're like, oh, ha ha, we were just playing.

[Akash Singh]

No, but you check first.

[Andrew Schulz]

You gotta check first, kids.

[Akash Singh]

All your kids are in danger.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cause if you don't check first, even.

[Akash Singh]

The ones you might not know about. In danger.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cause if you don't check first. You just wanted to suck me.

[Akash Singh]

No.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, but.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, you check. They're all in danger. You don't suck multiple dicks.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't wanna.

[Akash Singh]

One dick.

[Andrew Schulz]

Dick. I don't know. Whatever happened to suck conversation?

[Alex]

It was to ask an idiot.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, it's a ask an idiot. I didn't ask this. I just answered honestly.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes. To be totally honest, I would be as gay as I have to be.

[Akash Singh]

Thank you. That's. Hey.

[Andrew Schulz]

To save my face.

[Akash Singh]

Happy Father's Day. Coming up.

[Alex]

All right, let's end on that one.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cause we're gonna go.

[Alex]

We're gonna go.

[Andrew Schulz]

As always. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant NDS podcast. Thank you for listening.