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Charlamagne Tha God
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Andrew Schultz
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Andrew Schultz
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Whitney Cummings
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Andrew Schultz
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Charlamagne Tha God
Andrew Schultz.
Andrew Schultz
We are the Brilliant Idiots Podcast. We have any freeze. Oh, okay. We are the Brilliant Idiots Podcast. Happy New Year, buddy. What's happening? How y' all feeling? 2025 is upon us. Hezekiah Walker.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up, baby?
Andrew Schultz
How was your break, man?
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, it was amazing, man. I was excited to see you.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah. I flew over to. Hezi and his wife were in St. Bart's for the day. So me and my wife and my good sister Dolly and her significant other, we jumped on one of them little puddle planes, overcame some fears doing that.
Charlamagne Tha God
I heard you almost didn't go.
Andrew Schultz
Nah, I don't fuck with them little planes. Them little planes where you can like them little six seater shit that du Ballin and beyond. Nah, I don't do that type of shit. But I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I got in, I asked the pilot, I said, yo, how long you been doing this? He said, oh, I just got my license yesterday. Said, let's go.
Charlamagne Tha God
What?
Andrew Schultz
Let's go. And he wasn't being serious. That's my point.
Charlamagne Tha God
But if he's that much fun. Yeah, let's go.
Andrew Schultz
Let's go, let's go, let's go. How you. You was in Saint Boss the whole time I was in Anguilla. You know, I love Anguilla. That's my happy place.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm just stoked that you came over and I'm stoked that, you know, sometime. Sometimes God works, bro, in mysterious way. Sometimes God works in mysterious. You overcame your fear of small planes and you were rewarded for it.
Andrew Schultz
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
We go to a beautiful beach, some.
Andrew Schultz
Swimming happening, A lot of titties out on that beach.
Charlamagne Tha God
There's a lot of titties out on the beach now.
Andrew Schultz
Now, yo, we got to have. I don't want to say the name of the beach. Hut. Yeah, yeah, okay. It's called Governor's Beach.
Charlamagne Tha God
Governor's Beach.
Andrew Schultz
And Andrew Texted me. He was like, yo, you got to bring water and drinks over. And I'm like, water and drinks over? Like, why? I guess I'm thinking St. Bart's is a beach shack, beach club, whatever, whatever. But it's not. It's just a beautiful beach.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
That people just go to.
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly. And it's kind of. I mean, people there know, but it's a little off the beaten path, so you got to drive there. But it's a stunning beach. And then people can just go. And there's no, like, music. There's no, like, beds put up, nothing.
Andrew Schultz
You know, a lot of titties out.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, lot of titties out.
Andrew Schultz
Lot of titties out. First I saw some old titties. Like, very old titties. And I was just like, eh. But then as I walked towards the end of the beach.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, he walked the whole beach. I got a text message from him. They're like, yo, we at the end of the beach. I'm like, why the fuck are you at the end of the beach? And I started walking. I was like, oh, this guy's diabolical.
Andrew Schultz
I was born in 1970. I'm 46. I gotta let the blood rush when it can, yo. All right. Cause I saw what was happening. I'm like, it hits the end of the beach.
Charlamagne Tha God
I didn't tell you this. I didn't tell you this shit. Like, when you walk, there's one entrance to walk onto the beach in the forest, basically. And then they walk to the other end of the beach, and it's in between these two big rock formations. And my boy Jason, who was with us, he comes out the water, and I was like, I don't know what. Charlemagne's here. He said he was here. He goes, listen, I'm gonna say something to you right now. And could be racist. Could not be racist. Okay. But I'm just gonna tell you something. I saw four black people walk to the end of the beach. I'm just gonna say that right now. I don't know if it's Charlamagne. I don't know if it's not Charlay, But I'm just gonna put that right now. When you start walking at the beach. This right there. That's right.
Andrew Schultz
I was actually going towards the rock formations, though. It was something about those rock formations that drew me towards. I really did. I went.
Charlamagne Tha God
I went rock formation in swimming trunks.
Andrew Schultz
I just made the joke, cuz. Andrew was like, why? All My wife was right there. Andrew was like, why you always down here? And I was like, titties over there. I just hit that. The with wife. That's all. But Saint Bar was interesting. Then we went to a restaurant.
Charlamagne Tha God
So then we went to this restaurant, right? We walk into the restaurant, hanging out, waiting for them to get our table set up, right? And I look over to this table, and lo and behold, is the owner of Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones there with his entire family.
Andrew Schultz
Entire family. Holy shit.
Charlamagne Tha God
Charlemagne. Look at God.
Andrew Schultz
On a Thursday.
Charlamagne Tha God
Look what God did.
Andrew Schultz
That's how you know the Cowboys ain't shit. This year on a Thursday, you in St. Bart. And they played on Sunday against the Goddamn.
Charlamagne Tha God
He already on vacation. He already.
Andrew Schultz
He's like, we 7 and 9. Who gives a fuck? We ain't making the playoff. But he was back at the game.
Charlamagne Tha God
He was back at the game. He had priorities.
Andrew Schultz
I'm like, I can't. I said, dan, that's Jerry. Yo.
Charlamagne Tha God
But. But Charlamagne goes, I can't. I can't do anything now. Dove's already plotting, plotting. They get our table set. We're hanging out, right? Jerry Jones walks by our table, goes to the bathroom. I see Dove get up. I don't think anything about it. Next thing I know, Jerry Jones walks back to the table, walks up to Charlamagne, introduces himself.
Andrew Schultz
He goes, yo, man, thank you for all your support, Charlemagne. I said, whoa, whoa.
Charlamagne Tha God
I. Can.
Andrew Schultz
I call Dove the goat. I know he's Jewish. Is that correct?
Charlamagne Tha God
Call him the goat.
Andrew Schultz
Is goat kosher?
Charlamagne Tha God
I think so.
Andrew Schultz
Okay. Dove is a fucking goat. Dove. Cause Dove is like, you need a Dove, right? You need a person that's not afraid to go approach people. And he's, you know, he's got the. He's got the thing about him. Like, some people just got that thing.
Charlamagne Tha God
About him, the chutzpah, bro.
Andrew Schultz
There you go.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dude's called the chutzpah.
Andrew Schultz
He got it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Walk up, and he had Jerry come up, and not only you see the.
Andrew Schultz
Star, David, on blinging. You know what I mean?
Charlamagne Tha God
Blinging.
Andrew Schultz
You feel good unless you're Palestinian. Other than that, you feel. You, like, okay, cool.
Charlamagne Tha God
And then you get it. You're like, yeah, so. So he walks up. Now, keep in mind, like, we're at this place. Jerry Jones is at his table with his family. The entire place, even if they're not from America, has pretty much figured out now that there's this guy who owns the fucking most expensive sports franchise in the world.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
And at this other table. So they're either looking at that table or they're Looking over at us now, they're figuring other shit out. They're like, oh, shit, is that Charlamagne? The God? Is that the angel? Like, so there's this energy now. Jerry walks up the table, they have a conversation. I videotaped the conversation. I don't know what is said, and I haven't asked Charlamagne what was said until this podcast. So you are in his ear and you're nibbling on that shit. What was he saying?
Andrew Schultz
He walks over, he goes, yo, Charlamagne, thank you for all your support. Appreciate you. And I said, hey, man, you gotta get this shit together. I said, my dad, I said. I said, yo, you gotta get this shit together. Good to see you, but we gotta get this shit together. My dad tased a former Marine on 911 at MetLife Stadium at a Cowboys jets game. That's how much he rides for you. My dad's nickname is Cowboy. My dad has six time super bowl champion tattooed on his arm. He goes, no, no, go back to the first thing I said. He tased a former Marine. He didn't know he was a Marine, but he got into it with a gu up being a former Marine on 911 at MetLife Stadium during the Cowboys jets game. He goes, yes. I said, those are the type of people you letting down. He goes, look, we zig when we should zag. He goes, we zig when we should zag, but God damn it, we gonna get him. I said, in my mind, he says this every goddamn year.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, he does.
Andrew Schultz
That's this. He been saying this for the last 25 years whenever they lose. And then he goes, he points to Dolly. Everybody had their phones out when he points and he goes, you want this on tape? You want this recorded? He goes, man, let's take a picture. Then we took a picture and that was it. But then he came back.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wait a minute. Exactly.
Andrew Schultz
Came back later, goes back, hangs out.
Charlamagne Tha God
We'Re all chopping it up. Charlamagne is trying to be cool. He's like a kid that just got his favorite toy by surprise. He's just, yeah, we're just cool. And then every once in a while, I just see him cheesing like, what.
Andrew Schultz
The fuck just happened?
Charlamagne Tha God
Out of nowhere.
Andrew Schultz
Because it changes everybody in the room. Everybody in the room is like, why the fuck?
Charlamagne Tha God
They going, why is Jerry going there?
Andrew Schultz
That's right. So if they didn't know who we were then, now they're like, now they probably googling, looking, asking, who the fuck is that? And that's when they started coming over Saying, what's up?
Charlamagne Tha God
Also, the music starts popping, too.
Andrew Schultz
Music starts changing. That goddamn Sweet Caroline.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sweet Caroline says, white people's knuck.
Andrew Schultz
If you buck, it is. Sweet Caroline is absolutely white people's neck if you buck. But it's such a. I'm from South Carolina, so University of South Carolina plays that shit at the stadium all the time.
Charlamagne Tha God
Anyway, music starts getting it going. Like, drinks start flowing. And I told Charlamagne, I was like, listen, you want to, like, make your flight go out a little bit later because it's a fun party. And I think you heard party and you thought it was something else. And I see you getting into it, I'm like, yo, you know, I thought you said you were only going to stay 30 minutes of the party. And he showed me. He goes, this ain't a party. This is grown folks shit.
Andrew Schultz
This grown folks adult shit. You know what I mean? But then my wife had said, we're going back on the boat.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Because the planes weren't going out and we were leaving at 6 anyway, so it was all good.
Charlamagne Tha God
But it was. It was age appropriate.
Andrew Schultz
Age appropriate. Age appropriate.
Charlamagne Tha God
We're the youngest people there for the women.
Andrew Schultz
That's right. Jerry comes back. Jerry goes, hey, Charlamagne, stay out of trouble. You need to have to stay out of trouble. And then somebody said something. All I know is somebody said, you said, take a shot, Jerry.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, yeah. And I hand him a shot. And the Texan came out. At first, he was like, all right, Candy, give me that shit, Gary.
Andrew Schultz
Threw that shit back, bro. Threw that shit back.
Charlamagne Tha God
Drinking. Do you know what Dove told him?
Andrew Schultz
What?
Charlamagne Tha God
To get him to come over.
Andrew Schultz
What'd he say?
Charlamagne Tha God
He's like, hey, this is your running back.
Andrew Schultz
That's what Andrew was saying when he was walking. Andrew was like, nah, nah. He thinks you a running back. Shout out to Jerry, though. But, Jerry, you gotta get this shit together. I told him, I said, man, I want to see you get one before you go, bro.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wow. Wow.
Andrew Schultz
Yes. God damn.
Charlamagne Tha God
Put that out there.
Andrew Schultz
Yes. It's too late to be playing games.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
I don't know if he understood what I was saying, though. No, I don't think he meant, yo.
Charlamagne Tha God
He'S stockier than he looks on tv. Like, I always thought him. He was like a frail dude. He's kind of like wide body.
Andrew Schultz
He look a little frail.
Charlamagne Tha God
Was he. I don't know. I was surprised by his side.
Andrew Schultz
Weezy left a comment. She said, I thought you was talking to Joe Biden. Joe Biden, Biden. She was like, I Thought that was Joe Biden. I mean, shit, both of them on vacation. I mean, fuck it, Jerry. The Cowboys didn't make the playoffs. Neither did the Democrats. You know, they like, fuck it. We both on goddamn vacation.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm glad you came through, though, man. I thought that was fun.
Andrew Schultz
Nah, I had a good time.
Charlamagne Tha God
Next time for a few days. Next time.
Andrew Schultz
Next time, come down, say, bar too expensive, bro. I don't. Yeah. Nah, bro, listen, listen.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's saying that. I ain't never going.
Andrew Schultz
I ordered two. I didn't know. I don't even know what y' all spend at the restaurant. Cause they.
Charlamagne Tha God
I know you don't.
Andrew Schultz
No, I don't. They was buying bottles of Casa Azul and steak was coming. I'm like, I don't even need red meat. And neither should show. He's on stat.
Charlamagne Tha God
So tell the order, the ladies, the lad.
Andrew Schultz
Mind you, when I say we're the only black people there, it's like. It's like me, my wife Dolly, her dude, and maybe like, four other black people.
Charlamagne Tha God
And keep in mind, because there's no indigenous population on that island, right?
Andrew Schultz
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
And we wonder why. But basically. So it's not like there's Caribbean people that are there and a culture that sprouted.
Andrew Schultz
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
Literally, France just took over this island from.
Andrew Schultz
It's like cans in the middle of the water.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's literally that they basically created Cannes or Saint Tropez in the Caribbean. Okay, so go on.
Andrew Schultz
And so we're in there, and the lady's like, what do you want? She was like, do you want steak, Lobster? Do you want fish? Do you want chicken? Like, man, I really want chicken, but I can't do it here, yo. So I go, yo, I want the chicken, but I don't want to say it. Schostko's. Hey, can I have some chicken, please? I'll take.
Charlamagne Tha God
I put myself out, bro.
Andrew Schultz
It's for me, bro.
Charlamagne Tha God
The chicken comes, right? They got the chicken on a platter and shit, yo. Charlotte Charlemagne do this. He creeps up, he takes the chicken, and then he, like. He goes, hey, Schultz. And they get under the tape, under the motherfucking tape. How you feeling that?
Andrew Schultz
Under the goddamn.
Charlamagne Tha God
The only black person there.
Andrew Schultz
Didn't feel right. I never. I've never felt that way. I'm like, yo, nah. And then they bought out the. What they call that shit? The carrudity. What's that shit called?
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, the crudite.
Andrew Schultz
What's it called?
Charlamagne Tha God
The Karrueche. The karrueche? No, the Crudite, you know, all the vegetables you could dip in hummus or whatever. But it was a huge bread basket.
Andrew Schultz
It was a. But there was a. There was. When I tell you there was the most beautiful piece. Slice of watermelon on this. You didn't even know it was there.
Charlamagne Tha God
I saw you swallow that shit. I took Seagull.
Andrew Schultz
I took that shit.
Charlamagne Tha God
Throwing watermelon into his mouth.
Andrew Schultz
Fuck all that. Fuck all that. Even though. Even though those two are. They're the worst stereotypes. Because everybody loves fried chicken. Everybody loves watermelon. And if you know the history of both those things, you know that after. What was it after the civil War? No, not after the Civil War. After emancipation.
Charlamagne Tha God
If you explain and you lose them.
Andrew Schultz
No, I'm just saying after emancipation, there were things that people sold in order to make money, right? So it's actually a lot of financial freedom that comes with both those things. But needless to say, I don't want to eat it in front of a bunch of white people now. I didn't want to do it. I don't want to fucking do it. I didn't want to do it, but St. Bart's is too expensive. Two tequila drinks. Before I saw you at the beach. Two tequila drinks, two spritzers, four bottles of water. $266.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, fuck.
Andrew Schultz
Get the fuck out of here, Schultz. 266. And the drink sucked, yo. I swear it was lean, yo. I should have took a picture of it. They put some type of syrup in the tequila. And I was like, ugh. I took a sip in the bottom, was like, you like it? And I was like, no. And he was like, that's cause you put 14.92 in it. You should have. So you telling me that the 1492 tastes worse than this store house generic tequila you was gonna put in it? Nah, fuck that. 266. Now, in contrast, go back to Anguilla that night. Go to one of my favorite restaurants in Anguilla. It's called Tasty's Restaurant. Amazing food. Four of us all eat dinner and order drinks. It was $222. Wow.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wow.
Andrew Schultz
That's good. It's the island. It was just. But it was great.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't go that good.
Andrew Schultz
Fuck St. Bart's no, St. Bart's it's a cool vibe. It ain't.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's gotta come for. What I would say for you is, like, come for New Year's Eve, and then the next day, relax on the beach, and then you just go back. So. Because Anguilla is Obviously chill, but it is a little bit more relaxing. So you come for a little turn up over at St. Barts and then you dip it.
Andrew Schultz
If you want to do nothing, you go to Anguilla if you want to.
Charlamagne Tha God
Turn up a little bit.
Andrew Schultz
That's right. Go to Saint Barts now for that to go over. You got some people over in Saint Barts you want to go over for the day, spend the night, have a good time? I'm sure it's a good time for me and my cheap ass.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, but also, like. And I'm sure the same with saying will. It's like, I. What I was telling the guys is like, you don't want to go there as a couple. You want to go there with friends. You want to have like 6, 8, 10 people, 12 people. Whatever it is. You want to have a group, and it's just about you guys getting after it. It's not really single dudes out there trying to get pussy because women can't afford to go there, you know? Broke ass.
Andrew Schultz
Somebody said that I was drunk as shit, by the way. Salute to Jason. And y' all was buying so much tequila. I was so drunk. I don't even know if y' all know how drunk I was, man, but somebody said that to me. Yeah, somebody literally said to me, every woman you see here has been paid for. Has been paid for. They here with somebody that they can't afford to be here.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, no one.
Andrew Schultz
I was like, really?
Charlamagne Tha God
Not a single woman paid to be there.
Andrew Schultz
Who the fuck's.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, they pay in other ways. Look.
Andrew Schultz
Pussy.
Charlamagne Tha God
I didn't say that.
Andrew Schultz
Skip Bailey.
Charlamagne Tha God
You think this is Fox Sports?
Andrew Schultz
Allegedly. Exactly.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do you think this is fox sports.
Andrew Schultz
One FS1 yo, can I freak show.
Charlamagne Tha God
One freak show one talk about this because the guy said I was off on this, but. Oh, yes.
Andrew Schultz
I think all allegedly, by the way.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's all allegedly, but I think all allegedly offering somebody $1.5 million for. For sex. I think if you don't believe that that's a joke, then you are too arrogant. It's not like this girl's a Victoria's Secret model. It's not like she's some super. Like, she might be attractive, but she's still a hairdresser. Like, so there's no hairdresser on the planet that's getting solicited for $1.5 million. If somebody's willing to pay $1.5 million. You are a supermodel. You're a actress. You are some, like, stunning human being. Now she Might be pretty, but she, you know, $1.5 million pretty. So you have to know he's joking around. This is not a serious proposition.
Andrew Schultz
Well, I. Look at the number, right? Number one, they say it happened over a span of what, 12 years, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, so it was 1.5 total?
Andrew Schultz
That's what I'm thinking. Cause who the fuck comes with that number immediately? First of all, 1.5. Usually when you're offering somebody something, you're offering a flat number like 1,500,000, you're not gonna say, I'll give you 1.5. Why does the negotiation start there?
Charlamagne Tha God
Seems real.
Andrew Schultz
If you're doing it. If you're at an auction, you're not like 1.5 right off the top. No, you work your way up, Right? So I think that over. I think he was probably allegedly. If it's a real story, he was offering money over time, and she just told it all together. Because 1.5 just seemed like a very strange number. But also, remember, they say it ain't tricking if you got it. I don't think Skip Bayless got it. To just be giving out a 1.5 million for some pussy.
Charlamagne Tha God
No man would spend $1.5 million on pussy.
Andrew Schultz
I'm not gonna say that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Say who?
Andrew Schultz
I think Elon Musk might not for one night.
Charlamagne Tha God
You could get these girls, like, apparently there's some, like, billionaire ring where you can. A lot of these shit.
Andrew Schultz
They shut that island down, bro. The guy killed yourself in jail. What are you talking about? The guy killed himself.
Charlamagne Tha God
I heard there's like a billionaire prostitution ring where they could basically smash, like, the Victoria's Secret models and these types of things. And it's the famous ones that we know about. Some of them are down for it. And you spend, you know, whatever it is, but it's not on $1.5 million.
Andrew Schultz
1.5 is crazy.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's crazy.
Andrew Schultz
That's just a crazy number.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sorry, ladies. Maybe it was 1.5 in perpetuity.
Andrew Schultz
I got a theory. Want to hear my theory? This is my theory. I believe Skip Bayless might be in on it. This is just a brilliant. It is Charlamagne. This is why I say that Skibelis is mad about FS1. Let's burn the whole shit down. Because it just doesn't sound right. It sounds. Huh. He offered 1.5 million. The sexual harassment and everything. We hear about stuff like that in the workplace all the time. But just that number sounds very, very odd. And if you read the lawsuit, a lot of other People get thrown under the bus. Joy Taylor gets thrown under the bus.
Charlamagne Tha God
Stop talking about these other bitches. That's what I don't get.
Andrew Schultz
Shannon Sharpe got. I don't know if Shannon Sharpe is in the lawsuit. He's. But didn't the woman say. Or maybe I'm. I thought I saw what a woman said. Skip used to accuse her of sleeping with Shannon.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, that's the only mention of it. But still, why is she talking about Joy Taylor to me? That don't make any sense. She got nothing to do with you. Also, I think she was joking around as well.
Andrew Schultz
The guy, Chris Dixon, who's like the. What's his title? He's like the president of the Sun. What's his title? Pull up his exact title. I think that this girl sucks. You don't think Skip Bayless could be behind this?
Charlamagne Tha God
Now, if he is, that's genius. Vince McMahon level wrestling. But if it's not, why would this girl agree to it? Also, what girl is the hairdresser that's turning down $1.5 million? And how much hair does Skip Bayless have? Can we look at his hair? Like, how hard it's like, if. Go.
Andrew Schultz
We did this topic on Breakfast Club. Would you have Skip Bay. Would you have sex with Skip Bayless for $1.5 million? 99% of all people, and I'm saying people for a reason. 99% of all people who called into the show said they would. The reason I said people, it was guys calling. It was guys calling, saying, look, man, I ain't gay, but.
Charlamagne Tha God
But can we look at his hair?
Andrew Schultz
A stud called and said she would do it. A twin called and said I wouldn't do it. She was the only 1%. The twin called. There was two of them. A twin called and said, I wouldn't do it, but my twin would, and we would just split the money. She said, we're identical twins, same body shape and everything.
Charlamagne Tha God
Ooh.
Andrew Schultz
The only person who said they wouldn't do it was a Marri.
Charlamagne Tha God
How you pimping out your sister? Nah, dude, you.
Andrew Schultz
But as soon as I changed the person, I said, what if it was Dilgazell? But she was like, yep, he trying to get me divorced. So if it ain't the paper, it's the people.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's.
Andrew Schultz
Listen, can I ask you, as the only woman in the room. 1.5 million, though, would you.
Whitney Cummings
I don't know.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's a yes. That's a yes.
Andrew Schultz
1.5, bro. It's 4.5.
Whitney Cummings
Because it's also My dignity, too. Like, I don't know if I would be able to literally do that, but.
Charlamagne Tha God
I feel like you got no dignity.
Whitney Cummings
1.5 million, though.
Andrew Schultz
I feel like it's hard, hard out here.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, donated to what's his face of school, man. Donated to Dr. And you. Not about you. It's bigger than you.
Whitney Cummings
And again, like.
Andrew Schultz
And you worst guys for free.
Charlamagne Tha God
The guy from Rawway. You did. Technically, you did that. You're saying you're not gonna skip Bayless?
Andrew Schultz
Skip. I can't. I can't eat you off of 1.5. I can't do 1.5.
Whitney Cummings
You can't eat skip out for 1.5.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. That was wild.
Andrew Schultz
That was wild.
Charlamagne Tha God
That was.
Andrew Schultz
I'm saying, I was. I'm not letting you out for 1.5 million.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for correcting. God damn.
Andrew Schultz
What would be the number to eat Skip out if you a guy.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's the visual you have when you think of that?
Andrew Schultz
Eating that ass.
Charlamagne Tha God
But it's his legs up in the air. All fours. That's one. Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Crack that safe with your tongue. How much would it cost? How much would Skip Bayless have to pay any man in here, me, you, or Alex. How much would Skip Bayless have to pay for us to fucking eat his ass?
Charlamagne Tha God
Is he in doggy style position if he's on his back with his legs in the air and, like, we gotta hold his balls and dick up. That's too much.
Andrew Schultz
How much, Alex?
Charlamagne Tha God
Half of what you would take. Double what Chris would take.
Andrew Schultz
How much did you take, Chris? What is this? How much did you take, Chris?
Charlamagne Tha God
You got a dick on your head. Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
How much did you take?
Charlamagne Tha God
Put the dick on his dick.
Andrew Schultz
So Alex said he would do it. Alex said.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why do you. Why do you have a laser? A laser pointer with a dick.
Andrew Schultz
Dick laser, Alex. So you said you would do it.
Charlamagne Tha God
I said half of what you would do it for. Double what Chris would do it for. Everybody's interest.
Andrew Schultz
1.5 to eat skip Bayless ass.
Chris
I couldn't do it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Put it on my face like Gucci mane.
Andrew Schultz
It is to eat Skip Bayless's ass.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
How much would he have to pay you to.
Charlamagne Tha God
To eat his ass?
Andrew Schultz
To eat his ass.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why you got. You need this on video? No, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Whitney Cummings
Well, you guys got money, though. That's like, what the fuck?
Charlamagne Tha God
Nah, that's a good point.
Andrew Schultz
Even if I was broke, I wouldn't do it. I would have to Be in. How wouldn't. There's no dire straight stop. You would hold.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why the dick got little when it got to you. Give me the thing.
Andrew Schultz
Nah, it's too close.
Charlamagne Tha God
I've seen you sit on some Giants laps before for a lesson.
Andrew Schultz
That was a woman. You're talking about. Wendy Williams.
Charlamagne Tha God
You said that.
Andrew Schultz
But that was a woman. All right, you said.
Whitney Cummings
Here's the thing already, huh? And you pose naked already on all fours.
Andrew Schultz
What? That never happened.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, come on. Just admit that was you.
Andrew Schultz
That was not me.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's 2025, Charlotte. This is finally just come clean.
Andrew Schultz
That would be the number. 20.25 million. I would consider it eating his ass. No, I'm lying.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nah, you can't either. Eating ass.
Andrew Schultz
I couldn't do it because my dad, like, I got a dad, you know?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's why I couldn't do it.
Andrew Schultz
No.
Chris
What if he got half?
Andrew Schultz
Huh?
Chris
You gave him half.
Andrew Schultz
Nah, nah, nah, nah. Because then he would be calling me half of that 90s gay slur. All you need is half. Half is really all you need. People only be giving you half of that gay slur forever. They only use three letters, though. It's six letters. I don't know if y' all know, right? You know, nobody ever really calls you the whole thing. You know what I mean? And they probably would out of respect. Cause he is like, damn, he did get $20 million. So he's just a mag.
Charlamagne Tha God
What did you say when we were on the beach?
Andrew Schultz
I'm not saying what I said. I was drunk. It don't even matter what I said on the beach. I was just. No, I was. And it wasn't what I said. It was what I saw.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, yeah.
Andrew Schultz
If I told you we saw a gay A Down. If I told you we saw a gay guy with down syndrome, would you believe it? Two people, a Down syndrome couple, gay. Would you believe me, Chris?
Chris
I mean, it must exist, right?
Whitney Cummings
It does.
Charlamagne Tha God
Isn't there a show about gay people.
Andrew Schultz
And talking about love on the spectrum?
Chris
That's different.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, but this was. This was.
Charlamagne Tha God
This is love on the rectum. It is.
Andrew Schultz
It was. It was. It really was. I was like, wow, I never seen that before. And somebody that was with us who is just, you know, 90s to the core, said something, but I'm gonna leave it at that. I just never heard that combination of words together. It was a lot. It's a wave. God damn. You ain't never heard those words together.
Charlamagne Tha God
Together is just together. Yeah. Can we just bleep it out?
Andrew Schultz
I'm not saying it, but you know the words I'm talking about.
Charlamagne Tha God
And together. Like together in the right situation.
Andrew Schultz
You know what I'm talking about, Chris? Probably.
Charlamagne Tha God
What order?
Andrew Schultz
Huh? What order was it? The politically correct way would be mentally handicapped, Homosexual.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, okay.
Andrew Schultz
That's a politically correct way. I was like, whoa, stop.
Whitney Cummings
What was about his hair that you wanted to know?
Andrew Schultz
Whoa, you gonna blind me with dick in my face? Let me tell you something, man. Motherfucking. I heard that story about Jamie Foxx. You heard the story about Jamie Foxx?
Charlamagne Tha God
No. What happened?
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, that's what they said. They said Jamie Foxx was in the fucking. Jamie was in the restaurant. That's why he got into it when he had got cut. He was in the restaurant and somebody had a dick lacer when he got cut? Yes. Remember when they said he got cut in the face with a glass? You know what I'm talking about? Yes. It was something they said. Cause somebody kept playing with him with a dick laser. So he went up to talk to him, and then they got into an argument. I don't know if there was a fight, but something happened where, like, a glass broke and he ended up getting cut and have him go get stitches. So I was. When I heard about that, I was like, they got dick lasers. I gotta have one.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
Andrew Schultz
So I'm talking about it on the radio. Why did the company. Dick lasers. Dick lasers. Case Bruton. Case Brewton is the guy's name. They sent me two dick lasers, one laser, five dicks.
Whitney Cummings
Wait, there's different dicks.
Andrew Schultz
Hold on.
Charlamagne Tha God
What the fuck?
Andrew Schultz
Hold on.
Charlamagne Tha God
Not in my. Not in my eye.
Whitney Cummings
You can change what it looks like.
Andrew Schultz
Hold on. I'm going to do it right now. Hold on.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, put it on my chest. Hold on.
Andrew Schultz
Hold on.
Charlamagne Tha God
Put it right.
Andrew Schultz
There you go.
Charlamagne Tha God
Put it on my chest.
Andrew Schultz
There you go. Okay, so right there. Now watch me change it. Hold on. Ooh. See, he got a little curvy curved. Yo, with the balls. Now. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is a more straight one. Like, you put it right in his mouth. You see? Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. Right? I don't know what the fuck that is. What is that? Whose dick is that? Huh?
Whitney Cummings
You can't even.
Charlamagne Tha God
What is it almost like a tooth?
Andrew Schultz
It's almost. I think this is what it looks like during the transition when you start taking the pictures.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, it's a flat on. It's a straight on. Yeah, I think it's flat.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, okay. And then boom, there goes a little One little micro penis.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let me see.
Andrew Schultz
You know, you see? Looks like a little mushroom. Mario Brothers.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Hit it right now. This is the greatest toy ever.
Charlamagne Tha God
Okay.
Andrew Schultz
I love how you grow up.
Charlamagne Tha God
Grow up?
Andrew Schultz
What do you mean? Oh, I was killing everybody. Oh, I was. They was running from it. I was turning off the lights. I was turning off. Not the one. I didn't do it to women. That'd be harassment. I was turning off the lights, chasing, envious, trying to run from it. I knew my guy Eli had the OVO fucking boots on, so he didn't know what it was. So I go, yo, what are those? This guy. I go, what are those? Right? He bends down, he goes, oh, these the OVO boots. So as he's bending down, showing me the owl, I'm just putting the dick laser in his mouth. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yo, Art was at the fucking water cooler, and I just had him sitting on his back. And so Nick goes, bro, there's something on your back. And Art goes, what's up my back? He goes, it looks like a dick.
Charlamagne Tha God
So our store.
Andrew Schultz
Greatest invention ever. Dick lazers, man. Shout out to dick lasers. Y' all would invest in this fucking company. He said he sold a hundred of these to the cast of Jackass. He goes, since I mentioned it on Breakfast Club, they've been on backorder. All right? So he sent me to. I ordered them myself, but he sent me two. Expeditiously. Shout out to dick Lasers.
Whitney Cummings
If y' all ever have a live podcast, everyone's gonna get one.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, fuck. Yup.
Andrew Schultz
Every dick laser would be crazy at a live podcast show. You wouldn't know what hit you. Like, you sitting there with like six or seven dicks on your chest. You think that the fucking Navy seals just came in to you. You like, what the fuck? All right, let's do some. All me if necessary, man. It's crazy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do y' all.
Whitney Cummings
I mean, it's up to you. I have some stuff from New Year's. I don't know.
Andrew Schultz
Go to Gulf of America. Yo, let's go to Gulf of America.
Charlamagne Tha God
Shout out Trump, bro. Already doing it.
Andrew Schultz
Let's hear this.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why has it ever been the Gulf of Mexico?
Andrew Schultz
Let's hear it. I don't even know why this is a thing, but it doesn't. I don't know enough about it of it for it to bother me. And if you're an American, I don't. In your mind, you're like, yeah, why isn't it the Gulf of America? I don't know. I don't know why it's a thing. Chris, do you know? Oh, play the clip. Chris has been trying to avoid trouble.
Charlamagne Tha God
Changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, which has a beautiful ring that covers a lot of territory. The Gulf of America. What a beautiful name. And it's appropriate. It's appropriate assets. We're going to be changing the name.
Andrew Schultz
Of the Gulf of Mexico. Let me tell you something about Donald Trump. The Gulf of a Donald Trump shows me what is politically possible. Donald Trump says what he wants to say, does what he wants to do. Doesn't matter if it sounds ridiculous, doesn't matter if it makes any sense, doesn't matter if it sounds logical. He really moves to the beat of his own drum. And I told you all this before, the language of politics is dead and he killed it. My issue with the Democrats is I don't want to hear shit from them until they stop being politically correct and until they start saying exactly how they feel about the world and how they feel about America. Because he does. Yep, he does. Love him, hate him, voted for him, didn't vote for him. None of that matters. He says what the fuck he wants to say. Clearly it works well. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just love all the trolling. It's like when trolling becomes reality, like, he will name it the Gulf of America. I mean, Mexico can call it the Gulf of Mexico, the rest of the world can call it Gulf of Mexico. We're gonna call it the Gulf of America.
Andrew Schultz
But is it trolling?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what I'm saying.
Andrew Schultz
It doesn't make no sense.
Charlamagne Tha God
But he's a line between trolling and reality. Like, even the shit happening with, like, Canada being the 51st state. Have you heard about this?
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, why can't it be?
Andrew Schultz
Why would we want it to be? It's a whole country. Yeah, but why not? I don't want Canada. Do we want Canada? Canada. I don't want Canada.
Charlamagne Tha God
Canada would join us in Puerto Rico. Is.
Andrew Schultz
That's not what fucking Justin Trudeau said.
Charlamagne Tha God
Justin Trudeau ain't the fucking Prime Minister no more.
Andrew Schultz
Hey, Donald Trump made him resign. I don't give a fuck what nobody said. Like, I'm telling you, man. I don't give a fuck what nobody say. I think Justin Trudeau resigned cuz of Trump. I don't know why. I don't know how to prove that, but I just feel like there's some pressure coming that he didn't want to.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's over for the progressive agenda. The pendulum has swung back from it. It went too far, and now there's this reset happening, and then the pendulum will swing too far in the other direction and will need to reset. And that's just the course of human history.
Andrew Schultz
Justin said there's a snowball's chance in hell that Canada would become part of the U.S. workers and communities in both our countries benefit from being each other's biggest trading and security partner. And then Elon Musk goes, girl, you're not the governor of Canada anymore, so it doesn't matter what you say.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, I love it.
Andrew Schultz
God damn, I love it. You know, the Elon Musk thing is interesting, too, because I just find it very hypocritical for any elected official to be calling out any politician for taking money from a really wealthy person and then calling Elon an oligarch. Are we acting like elected officials haven't been these people's bitches forever? Whoever spends the most money, what are these PACs, these corporate donors? Why? Why is Elon. Because I guess him and Trump was so chummy, chummy. And he's like the one individual that you can point a finger at. Like, what are we. Why are we acting like elected officials haven't been in these people's pockets forever?
Charlamagne Tha God
He's out in the open with it. Yes, you villainize him. But the reality is these elected officials are doing whatever their billionaire cohorts or sponsors. All of them are telling them what to do.
Andrew Schultz
All of them.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. The fact that there's actually transparency with Elon is nice.
Andrew Schultz
It's comforting, I think. And this is just my personal opinion. I think Democrats get mad that Republicans, or at least Trump and maga, do out in the open what all politicians have been hiding for years. Because if you think about it, it throws all of the rule books out the window. Right? Cause it's like all of the things they say that you can't do, all of the things they say you shouldn't do, all of the things that they say if people knew about it would impact you politically. It doesn't impact them at all.
Charlamagne Tha God
At all.
Andrew Schultz
At all? Not even a little bit.
Charlamagne Tha God
They want authenticity. They actually want to feel normal. They don't want to feel gaslit. They want to feel some truth. And I think that politicians in general, now, you feel like they're just kind of lying to you. And it's nice when somebody says some crazy shit because you're like, all right, at least maybe that's the truth. And stop telling me everything's going to be okay.
Andrew Schultz
And I agree with that. And that's what keeps the. That's why I loved what President Obama said on the campaign trail. And I was reading this quote over and over, and I'm paraphrasing it now, but he basically was saying, like, look, there's always reservations with people who say, look, we voted for y' all, and we voted for this change, and this change didn't happen. But he was like, we did make things a little bit better. Meaning, like, Obamacare or whatever it is. So instead of going out there and, you know, talking about how you're gonna have all of these broad, sweeping changes and you're gonna end racism tomorrow, this is what Obama said. I'm paraphrasing, but he was like, you're gonna end racism tomorrow. He was like, that's not gonna happen. But you can put people in office that can make your life just a little bit better. That's honest.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
To me, I can vote for that.
Charlamagne Tha God
Also, Obama made a massive change, and if we're gonna keep it a buck, I know there's a lot of wealthy conservatives that like to shit all over Obama, and they say that he was a bad president. This, that, the other. Ask poor conservatives how they feel about Barack Obama.
Andrew Schultz
Obamacare.
Charlamagne Tha God
Ask working class, union poor, impoverished conservatives how they feel about Obama. All those people that have preexisting conditions that could not get health care, getting bounced around from hospital, hospital, hospitals, rejecting their health care. All of a sudden, Obama sweeps in with Affordable Care act with the Affordable Care act, and literally saves their lives. Like, I've spoken to a few of these conservatives that say, listen, I'm a lifelong conservative. I would never vote Democrat. I. And if you say a single bad thing about Barack Obama, I'll probably punch you in your face. You remember, like, country, coal miner.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah. Cause people want things that affect their everyday lives.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, they saved people's lives with that shit.
Andrew Schultz
Did you ever. You ever saw that skit they did? I forgot who did it, but they went around and they was asking people, do you love. Do you like affordable health care? And they're like, yeah, I love affordable health care. But then like, do you like Obamacare? Nah, fuck that shit.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Andrew Schultz
What plan do you support? Obamacare or the Affordable Care Act?
Charlamagne Tha God
The Affordable Care Act. And why do you support that over Obamacare? I do not like Obamacare.
Nikki Glaser
I don't like anything that happens. Has to be forced for everybody to buy. This is not good.
Andrew Schultz
Do you think Obamacare is socialist? Yes, I do. Do you think the Affordable Care act is socialist? No.
Charlamagne Tha God
Do you believe that Obamacare will eventually lead to gun prohibition. Yes. Do you know that Obamacare and the Affordable Care act are the same thing? No, they're not.
Andrew Schultz
Thanks.
Charlamagne Tha God
You made me look stupid.
Andrew Schultz
Because it's just the name. It's the same exact policy, but they just hear Obama and if you watch certain networks, if you watch Fox or you watch a lot of this right wing stuff, they were demonizing him at the time. So they didn't want to hear Obamacare, but they loved the Affordable Care act and.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. And those people who had pre existing conditions were absolutely fucked by the system.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
And then they were saved. The literal lives were saved. So, yeah, I had a great conversation with a guy and he was telling me about like his father. His father's like a fucking coal miner. Right. You would think that they would lean conservative. He's from West Virginia. Right. Or it was Ohio. I forget. Exactly. I think it was actually Ohio. And he's like, you can't say a bad word about Barack Obama in my house. Saved my dad's life. Wow, that's. That's actual impact.
Andrew Schultz
Not only.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's not lip service, not only is.
Andrew Schultz
It actual impact goes back to what I said. Motherfuckers wonder why people voted for Trump. I can take you to rural areas like where I'm from, Moncks Corner, South Carolina, and show you people that got trailers, mobile homes, because of those PPP loans, because of those goddamn stimulus checks, because of whatever other small business loans that they were giving out. Now, did a lot of motherfuckers lie to get that shit? Absolutely goddamn lutely. But did they get it? And do they still live in these things now? And four or five years later, do they say to themselves, hey man, I got me a trailer under fucking Trump. I got a new car under Trump. Or to your point that $1,200 might have came in super handy when I'm about to get evicted or I might have needed my car fixed. You never forget shit like that. The same way you never forget things like Obamacare. Fucking black people have been voting for Democrats forever because of the Civil Rights act of 1964. Right. So people don't forget actual tangible things that you did. And that's the problem with Democrats. In a lot of ways, they've had wins, but for whatever reason, they don't know how to put points on the board. Obama knew how to put points on the board. Obama knew how to get his win. And just like Trump let everybody know I did this Obamacare, Obama phone.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think the Democrats issue Is that they pussy. Well, they pussy. But they also don't know what people actually care about. They trust what people say they care about.
Andrew Schultz
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what I mean? Like, people say they care about the environment. Most people don't actually care. Like, they want the environment to be good and they don't want global warming and all these other things, but it's like fifth or sixth on the list of things that actually impact their lives. Healthcare impacts our lives. How the economy affects our lives. Jobs affect our life.
Andrew Schultz
The border.
Charlamagne Tha God
The border.
Andrew Schultz
Because what do I always say? People want more money in their pocket. They want to feel safe.
Charlamagne Tha God
100% safety affects their lives. So here, like Biden, they'll brag about Biden is the best environmental president in history. That who gives a fuck? The people don't care about that. That makes sense to like Hollywood folks when they're on the stage accepting their rewards, their awards. But like an average American doesn't care. So Democrats are virtue signaling or not even trying to virtue signal. They're actually trying to appease what their party says they care about. But deep down, those people don't actually care about it.
Andrew Schultz
The climate change thing is interesting because I think that people care, but I think that some people also feel like it's out of their control what they're supposed to.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's not in their top five. Like very few people in their top five things they care about is climate change. So. And then in their top fives they think they care about are trans kids rights or whatever like that.
Andrew Schultz
Like, we saw what happened this morning.
Charlamagne Tha God
What is it?
Andrew Schultz
The House is fast tracking a ban on transgender athletes in women's sports. The House passed the rules package Friday prioritizing the protection of women and Girls in Sports Act. Now, I had a great conversation this morning with some political people in my group chat, and I'm not gonna say their names, but I'll read you what some of the things were said. They was like, yo, this is silly. They fast tracking a bill that affects 10 athletes. Literally. I say, doesn't matter in the people's consciousness across the country. It's a big issue to a lot of people and has been for a while. The person said, that means we've already lost the war. Somebody else said, funny part about this is Democrats gonna filibuster and look silly. And I said, to me, it means Dems weren't paying attention because they were too busy being woke and not paying attention to what a lot of people in the public actually thought about the issue I say most impactful ad for Trump was the trans ad, because the shit does sound ridiculous and made most Americans feel like anyone who agrees with it was insane. And I talked about how I remember being at a cheerleading competition for my daughter two years ago, and the whole table, I've told you the story. A bunch of parents, black, white, Jewish, Asian, you know, Muslim, Indian, we're all at the table, and we had a whole discussion about this shit. And everybody was saying, this shit is going too far. But it was also at the time when there was that. It was that shit where they were doing the furries, where somebody put a litter box in the classroom and was letting the kids who identify as cats identify as cats. And that's how the conversation started. And then it turned into all of the stuff about women in sports. So he's right. It doesn't affect a lot of athletes, but it affects the consciousness of people.
Charlamagne Tha God
And this is where Democrats kind of don't understand. It's not about the trans issue specifically. What it is is about the Democratic Party not willing to admit that it's ridiculous.
Andrew Schultz
Ridiculous, like women in sports. I mean, men playing women's sports is ridiculous.
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly.
Andrew Schultz
So, like, come on, man.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. So it's like. And so again, they go, this only affects 10 people. And it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're missing the argument. The argument here is you're not acknowledging a thing that's ridiculous. Just like the kid bringing the cat litter into the school. It's like, well, that only affects one kid. It's like, no, no, no, no. It's ridiculous.
Andrew Schultz
And why are you okay with this being this ridiculous?
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly.
Andrew Schultz
Why are you. Why are you. What's the word? Why are you encouraging it?
Charlamagne Tha God
Encouraging. Why are you allowing it? It only affects what. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You could say that you want to protect it, but first you need to admit to me that it's fucking ridiculous. And what happened is the whole party stopped admitting shit was ridiculous, and they just started accepting everything.
Andrew Schultz
I remember when Rogan got crucified for saying it was ridiculous for that MMA fighter. I can't remember her name, but Fallon.
Charlamagne Tha God
Fox or something like that.
Andrew Schultz
She cracked a woman's skull. Yeah, yeah, she cracked a woman's skull.
Charlamagne Tha God
And they're like, it's one woman. That's the argument they're making. It's just one woman.
Andrew Schultz
Absolutely. And honestly, it's just a silly hill to die on, bro.
Charlamagne Tha God
AOC recently was like. I think she's like, the subway would be way safer without Daniel Perry's. Or whatever like that.
Andrew Schultz
Daniel Penny, Daniel Perry, that's his name, Daniel Penny.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right, right. Here's the thing. That's a ridiculous statement. Okay? You don't have to go that far with it. You could say that this is an unfortunate thing that happened. You could say that. You know, there's gonna be plenty of people that have been on the subway and they've been harassed and they're like, I really wish somebody would have protected and helped me. But to say the subway is safer without him is just an absurd antagonistic statement that's going to make people who feel unsafe on the subway go, ah, that's wrong. That's bullshit. And I would have liked some protection when someone's harassing me or harassing me.
Andrew Schultz
One of the most terrifying things in the world.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's just ridiculous. Acknowledge ridiculousness.
Andrew Schultz
And one of the most terrifying things in the world is being approached by somebody who's mentally ill. Oh my God, dude. If you're in New York, you see it and you don't know how to react. So you just really don't because you know the person is mentally ill. But what's the first law of nature? Self preservation.
Charlamagne Tha God
So you don't know what they're gonna do. You also don't know what they got. All these crazy motherfuckers got hepatitis, they got aids and shit like that. Like especially in New York City, it's crazy. They might be doing needles. So you're saying.
Andrew Schultz
And I think it's very unfortunate what happened to that man. I don't think that he deserved to die. But I also don't know what to do in those kind of situations. We bet if you've been in New York long enough, you've been harassed by a mentally ill person or you've been around a mentally ill. You don't know what's going to happen.
Charlamagne Tha God
And let me tell you what, let me tell you who's not going to do is a New Yorker. Because New Yorkers go that crazy. You need a dude who's not from here to be hero. Because the rest of us.
Andrew Schultz
Daniel wasn't from New York.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, he wasn't. So you need someone not from here. That's like, I need to protect these people. Cuz New Yorkers are going to look the other way. We're going to get on our phones.
Andrew Schultz
No, I did not know that. Now that makes all the sense in the world, bro.
Whitney Cummings
I had a few people like, we're.
Andrew Schultz
Going to wait till stand up last.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. If somebody's actually putting hands On a woman, we're gonna step in. But if it's dude on dude, you gotta handle that.
Whitney Cummings
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
If it's a grown up with a kid, we're gonna step in. If it's a grown up with a woman, we're gonna step in.
Andrew Schultz
By the way, that's a good point. Cause if I was to be on that train and saw that shit going on, I'd be like, what the fuck they got going on? I wouldn't know if it's a personal beef or they got an issue with each other, or they just got into a scuffle in New York. I don't know. The craziest thing about what you said about the Daniel Penny Center. It's not crazy. What you said Absolutely makes sense. It's like, yo, nobody even tries to have the conversation to see what both sides felt in that situation.
Charlamagne Tha God
Can we just acknowledge ridiculousness?
Andrew Schultz
How about how the system let this mentally ill person down? How about the fact that this dude is on the train with no resources? Like something just happened recently. What was it? It was the veteran.
Whitney Cummings
It was a veteran or something caught on fire.
Andrew Schultz
Nah, it was something with the. Somebody had ptsd. Oh, the guy who blew up the cybertruck in Vegas.
Charlamagne Tha God
Of course that was a setup.
Andrew Schultz
But why didn't he get no help?
Charlamagne Tha God
Nah, that's a. I don't.
Andrew Schultz
You think we just saw this guy? You think just now we're just realizing he's been dealing with ptsd? This dude has been on record dealing with ptsd. War veteran for a long time. Why didn't nobody get him no help?
Charlamagne Tha God
I think that they shot him in the head before he was ever in that car. And then they had the automatic driving, make it stop at the Trump thing, and then that should not blow up now.
Andrew Schultz
You left a note.
Chris
Who's they?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what we got to figure out. I think it's China. I think it's China. They got their electric vehicles. They want to make that shit pop, so they want the Tesla exploding.
Chris
All right, let me give you guys a pushback, okay? Please, not specifically. I'm with you on Perry.
Andrew Schultz
What's his name? Penny Perry.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know any. I think it's been.
Chris
You know how I feel about trans. Whatever.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why does AOC acting like she ain't been on a subway?
Chris
I know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Get the fuck out of here. You from the Bronx, yo.
Andrew Schultz
Like, you can ride in the sub, but say that.
Chris
Okay, this. This is my take. I don't think this guy got on the train looking to choke Somebody out?
Andrew Schultz
No, I don't think so.
Chris
He got caught in a situation and he didn't. He reacted at first the right way. He went too far. I can't get inside his head. And I think that's enough to say. But if we can acknowledge, if you can acknowledge the ridiculousness in those scenarios, Trans.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Chris
Why instead of just putting it all on the Democrats, do you think the school shooting epidemic that we have in this nation is ridiculous?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yes.
Andrew Schultz
Yes.
Chris
So why can't the Republicans say being.
Charlamagne Tha God
Able to buy a gun in a random fair in a parking lot somewhere where there's no like information passed is ridiculous?
Andrew Schultz
If you're in South Carolina, I can go in there with just my South Carolina ID and buy a weapon immediately.
Charlamagne Tha God
But there's ways you can do it without an id. I think at a gun fair you don't even need an id. There's some like way to search, circumvent the system. Right. There's some weird, like these things are ridiculous. The fact that in like 17 states women can't eat. It's like vague that women can even get an abortion to save the mother's life. Now we're not even talking about. Now we're not even talking about like rape and incest. We're talking about to save the mother's life. Like that's ridiculous. So yes, I think we agree. I agree we have to call out the ridiculousness on both sides. And when we see parties ignoring the ridiculousness, we have to hold the fire to them for sure. But this, this when absurdity happens and politicians pretend it's not happening.
Andrew Schultz
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
It aggravates us. And I think this election for. I think the biggest component of this election that nobody's willing to admit is simply the Democrats not acknowledging the absurdity and ridiculous that is happening within their party and within their propaganda that they're pushing and Americans just overall going, we're done with that.
Andrew Schultz
And to your point, Chris, yes, we do acknowledge the absurdity in the Republican Party, but guess what? They won. So they won with their absurdity. If Democrats won with their absurdity, I don't think nobody's having this conversation. But they won with their absurdity. And what you said isn't really absurd. You said, hey, why can't Republican elected officials acknowledge that there's a gun problem in America? We know why. Because the NRA and all these other gun lobbyists are in these motherfuckers pockets. They own these people.
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly. So it's like you can't acknowledge ridiculousness. Not because of some amendment issue, not because of the Constitution, because someone bought you and you're someone's bitch. So you are handcuffed to not acknowledging the ridiculousness. And we think that's pussy. When you're an average American, you look at that, you go, oh, you're a pussy.
Andrew Schultz
And can I say something else? You know who I regret? I should have took more serious? Bernie fucking Sanders.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
2016.
Charlamagne Tha God
Of course.
Andrew Schultz
I should listen to Killer Mike. I should have listened to Nina Turner. I should have took Bernie. Even though we interviewed Bernie and I like Bernie, I should have took. I listened to people saying, bernie don't stand a chance of hell and winning. We should have took Bernie more serious.
Chris
This is our best chance.
Andrew Schultz
Because you know who's always calling people out for having all of these corporate donors? Bernie Sanders. And you know who he calls out? Both parties. He's the only person right now doing that with common sense. You can't just be out here saying, elon Musk is an oligarch when all of y' all motherfuckers take tens of millions of dollars, hundreds of millions of dollars from all of these different corporations, Democrats and Republicans. Bernie is the only person who's saying, we gotta get all this shit out of politics and put the power back in the hands of the people.
Charlamagne Tha God
Democrats, call out the ridiculousness in your own party that you could, super delegates steal the election from Bernie Sanders.
Andrew Schultz
How about both?
Charlamagne Tha God
No, you stole it from him.
Andrew Schultz
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
That is call out that absurdity. Some reason one person's vote can count 40,000 times. Like that's an absurd notion. It's anti democracy.
Andrew Schultz
You said something earlier about the pendulum swinging right?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
At some point, the pendulum is going to have to come back to the middle because things can't go too far left. Things can't go too far right. The next politician that we see that's going to be a fantastic politician that captivates the nation is the person who calls out everybody.
Charlamagne Tha God
Of course.
Andrew Schultz
The person who calls out every fucking body. And you're corny when you just laugh, but you know who did that, even though he's got a cold?
Charlamagne Tha God
Trump. Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Trump calls him all out, gives him all. He gives all the Republicans nicknames, gives the Democrats nicknames. He came in saying, I'm going to drain the motherfucking swamp. He came in acting like he was anti establishment, anti system.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Hey, it don't matter if it's true or not, Chris. It worked. What do you mean it doesn't matter? Because it worked. Got to win none of this shit matters if you don't win.
Charlamagne Tha God
You got to win.
Andrew Schultz
You want to win elections or not?
Charlamagne Tha God
So here's the thing.
Chris
I don't want to live in a country where the victory is all that matters, and how you get there is irrelevant.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, no, we're not saying that. We're not saying that.
Andrew Schultz
Is it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dems are already lying. Why are you lying about shit that no one cares about and then just alienates you guys from people?
Andrew Schultz
Do you think anybody in Boston cares that the Patriots cheated all these years? I wish my Dallas Cowboys were cheated. That's what I should have whispered to Jerry. Jerry, why the cheating?
Charlamagne Tha God
My point is, it ain't even cheating. You're already lying. The Democrats are already lying when they say, oh, it's totally fine for a person born as a man to compete against women in sports. That's totally fine. Like, that's a lie. You don't think that it's.
Andrew Schultz
They don't believe that. And you know how you know they don't believe that?
Charlamagne Tha God
Because when they rules with us privately, they go, nah, that's some crazy.
Andrew Schultz
And not only that, now that they realize that that's not a politically advantageous.
Charlamagne Tha God
Position, they back off.
Andrew Schultz
That's right. That's right. Taking out the. They're taking out the pronouns out of their bios.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what I'm saying? They lying for nobody. That's the problem. This is what Democrats do. They lie for nobody, and then Republicans lie for people. So learn how to lie. If you go lie already.
Chris
Well, the Democrats lie for people.
Charlamagne Tha God
Boom.
Chris
The trans. Is a very small issue.
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, you know, trans, again, is that it's. It's not about. It's what it reflects.
Chris
I understand. Yes, yes, I understand. But the vast majority of Democratic policies, whether you agree with them, think they're popular or not, do benefit people more than the repo.
Andrew Schultz
No, come on, grow up.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's making a point.
Andrew Schultz
I know we're having dick talk, but.
Charlamagne Tha God
You made him a dickhead.
Andrew Schultz
Go ahead, Chris. I'm sorry. You know what you say? You're right. You were right.
Chris
Somehow we really got to make love.
Charlamagne Tha God
On the rectum, bro. That's. That's incredible show. Love on the rectum is gonna be unbelievable.
Andrew Schultz
What Chris was saying was right, though.
Charlamagne Tha God
What was he saying? I don't even listen.
Whitney Cummings
Oh, my God.
Charlamagne Tha God
You really ain't shit.
Andrew Schultz
Listen, here's the thing.
Charlamagne Tha God
You really ain't. Here's the thing.
Andrew Schultz
While we were away, Mediaite put out their annual list of top studies. Pull it up, Taylor. Okay. Cause you gonna really have to start respecting the fact that you in here with two of the greatest political pundits of the generation.
Charlamagne Tha God
Simple as that.
Whitney Cummings
Top seven.
Charlamagne Tha God
Simple as that.
Andrew Schultz
Top 75 on the most important people in news. That's not a good look for Chris. Hold on, let me change the dick. Hold on.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, what dick is Chris?
Andrew Schultz
Oh, you can change it. Oh, that's a good one.
Chris
Look circumcised, please.
Charlamagne Tha God
Damn. Yeah, no, that one's Cirque, but it's just short and thick. Let me see.
Andrew Schultz
That thing look like me, Taylor. Yes. Mediaite put out there. Top 75. Let me read it. Top 75 most influential in news media. 2024. It's that time of year again when media folks. I was reading it. It's that time of year again when media folks sneak down the proverbial stairs, alert with anticipation to try and peek under the metaphorical Christmas tree to see what media ICE most influential list for 2024 has for them. Who's up, who's down, who's in and who's out. Dial up your publicist because the moment of truth is here. Now, these are the top 75 most influential people in news media. Okay, let's see who's on this list. Number 75 is Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy. She had a great conversation with Kamala Harris earlier this year. Even though Kamala didn't win, it was still a big interview for her. 74. Harry Enton. He's from CNN. Scroll up some more. Shit.
Charlamagne Tha God
Shout out Harry, man.
Andrew Schultz
Lindsay Davis. Salute to Lindsey. I've done ABC News Live Prime. Salute to Lindsey. Number 72, Hezekiah Walker. Motherfucking Schultz. They said about Big Schultze. And by the way, this is news. This is a comedian.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. This is not comedy. This is news. We are real journalists.
Andrew Schultz
This is. Let's read it, because I want to talk about this list for a reason. But go. Let me read what they said about Schultz. A gay. What is it?
Charlamagne Tha God
No, a gay guy.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, no. A guy. I'm sorry. A guy you used to watch on mtv. I really thought that shit said a guy you used to watch on MTV's Guy Code is now a massive comedian with blue chip talent agency representation, a Netflix special, two of them, millions of loyal fans and even clout in the world of politics. Welcome to the new media era, where Andrew Schultz has gone from unknown D. Lister to bonafide power player. The comedian and longtime co host of the Brilliant Idiots podcast with Charlamagne, Tha God established his own voice in a landscape where news is increasingly sought from personalities rather than newsrooms. Schultz's popular Flagrant podcast was one of a handful chosen by Trump in his pre election media tour, with the interview earning nearly 9 million views in the two months since his publication. Earlier in the year, Schulz appeared on the Joe Rogan Experience for a four hour interview that proved a massive success. Schulz, much like Charlamagne, has also made political commentary a regular part of the conversations on Flagrant. In the aftermath of the election, he shared his thoughts on the failures of the Democratic Party and the future of the country under Trump. If this past election is anything to go by, podcasts will continue to be given unprecedented access to some of the world's most powerful people. We'll be hearing much more from Schultz in the new year. Let me tell you something that's so dope about this list. I want to just keep scrolling. I'm just. Name some names. Don Lemon, 71. Keep going. Taylor John Berman, Kate Bowman and Sarah Snyder. They're all on CNN as well. They come on. What's the show they do? I think that's news central. Keep going. I'm just saying some names. Neil Cavito, because these are all news people and I'm doing this.
Charlamagne Tha God
Neil Cabudo.
Andrew Schultz
Neil Cabuto. I'm sorry. Chris Balfe. Where's Chris from? Chris Balfe. He's from. Oh, he's the CEO of Red Seed Ventures. Okay, okay, scroll up, scroll up. I just want to say some names people know, so they. Hasan. Hasan's not a. He's a streamer. Streamer, Right. And I'm saying all this to say the beauty about this list this year. Cause, you know, the last four or five years, I think I might have first got on it about four or five years ago. But the beauty of this list is I've been watching this list for four or five years. It always was just news people. And then like me and Rogan, I'm talking about, like, there's no podcasters, no, like streamers, no comedians. Like, Abby Phillips is number 65. Bill O'Reilly's number 64. I'm trying to get to keep scrolling. We already said Alice Cooper. That's Jake Tapper. Where my guy at? Where my guy? I'm looking for Theo Vaughn. We'll get to it. Theo's on this list. I forgot what number Theo is. My point is, you see how podcasting and streaming and all these non traditional outlets cut through legacy media. Donald Trump didn't do any legacy media. No, that's harassment. Don't do that. Donald Trump didn't do any legacy media. Okay? John Stewart's number 51 should have been higher. Anderson Cooper, number 50. Let's scroll down some more because we're already in the 40s. Let's jump to the top five.
Charlamagne Tha God
Go to the top five.
Andrew Schultz
Shout out to PB. Go to number eight, Taylor. Click eight. Almost. Salute to my guy, David Axelrod. He's on the list. I mean, all of the new people are on the list. John Carl, all my guys, all my peoples are on the list. Top five. Okay, top five. Sean Hannity from Fox News is number five. Number four, Charlamagne, the motherfucking God. Okay, that's a disrespectful, but I like that. I like that Everybody, yo, everybody else is in suits and ties.
Charlamagne Tha God
God damn.
Andrew Schultz
You know what I'm saying? Everybody else is in suits and ties. I got the Prada bucket on legacy and resilience T shirt at a book signing in Miami for my get honest and die line book. Let's read what they said about me.
Charlamagne Tha God
But let's go back to that picture.
Andrew Schultz
Closed.
Charlamagne Tha God
What the fuck? No flash, nothing.
Andrew Schultz
I like that. I like that. I don't look like I belong on this list. The top five. We already said. Who five was.
Charlamagne Tha God
Sean Hannity. That has nothing to do with it.
Andrew Schultz
Exactly.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's nothing to do. Like dark skinned people allowed to be on the list.
Andrew Schultz
I'm just saying you look.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nah, nah, nah. You look.
Andrew Schultz
You my baby.
Charlamagne Tha God
You look way different. Like, go back to that. Let's just look at that. Look at that. The hat looks part of your head. You can tell. It's crazy right there, bro.
Andrew Schultz
That's crazy. I love this picture though. Cause it just stands out. Sean Hannity, Charlamagne Naga. Let me read what they said about me before I finish the top three. Taylor, let's read it. Okay. The yin and yang of life is ratchetness and righteousness. Charlamagne Naga told the New York Times this year. It's his own iteration of Tina Brown's high low ethos, tailored for the Internet age. That approach to news and commentary has vaulted Charlamagne, the longtime host of the Breakfast Club, to the top of the media industry. It's been nearly a decade since New York magazine crowned Charlamagne Hip Hop Cop's puckish Howard Stern in 2004. He achieved new heights of his power as an omnipresent cultural and political commentator during the lightning fast race between Harris and Trump in the 2024 election. Few, if any supporters of the Democratic ticket wielded as much influence as Charlamagne, whose every utterance landed with a splash covered across the news industry. It was a double edged sword. Charlamagne's frank criticism of Harris's 2019 comments about trans surgeries ended up being featured in perhaps the most consequential ad of the election cycle. Trump's famed Kamala Harris is for they them, Donald Trump is for us spot. Yet the fact that Charlamagne doesn't bite his tongue even when it comes to a candidate he supports, is the very reason for his longevity in an increasingly competitive market. Despite his newfound stature as a political commentator, Charlamagne remains just as forthright as he ever was. He's still the radio host who told Kanye to his face in 2013 that his latest album was whack. His stubborn insistence on calling balls and strikes is what makes Charlamagne stand apart from many in the industry. I don't think you can ever be too tough with an elected official, charlamagne said this year, offering advice. Some others on this list would be wise to consider. The Radio hall of Famer who co hosts not just the Breakfast Club, reaching a staggering 8 million people, but also the popular Brilliant Idiots podcast was everywhere this year. He appeared regularly on cable news and sat for thoughtful sit downs with the New Yorker's David Remnick and the host of the View. He published his third bestselling book. His high profile Town hall with Harris was seen as such a buzzy event that MSNBC and CNN simulcast the audio only interview that two cable networks would hand over their airwaves to an extended audio interview is a testament to Charlamagne's arrival in the Internet era, where platforms like YouTube are powered by a bottomless pit of punditry. Few voices consistently cut through the noise. Charlamagne Tha God is one of them. Thank you, Mediaite. Third on the list, Susan Scott. You know who Susan Scott is? The CEO of Fox News. Susan. What'd I say? Susan Scott. Oh, Suzanne Scott. I'm sorry. She's the CEO of Fox News. Cordon Taylor. So she's the CEO of the most powerful news network on the planet. So that wields some power. Now this is why this top five list is interesting. She's not technically media, she's not a personality. She's the CEO. Right? Go to number three. Number three, Joe Rogan the goat. Oh, two. I'm sorry, number two, Joe Rogan the goat. Salute to Joe Rogan. Come on man, you know why Rogan's on here. If you really think about It. Rogan had probably the three most impactful interviews of the whole cycle. He hit him with Trump. Elon. No, it was Trump. J.D. vance. Elon. Yeah. Come on. Number one, which I find very interesting. Elon Musk. The reason I find this very interesting and the same reason I find Suzanne Scott interesting is because Suzanne Scott is the CEO of the number one cable news network. Elon Musk is the CEO of the number one news source, period.
Charlamagne Tha God
So news has transitioned from television, cable news, to social media, social media, and X is the biggest platform.
Andrew Schultz
Wow. It's the biggest platform, not only because you can say what you want, but also you can amplify what you want and suppress what you don't want. You know what I'm saying? Wow. So if you're Elon Musk, whoever side you riding with, you can amplify. Whoever side you're not riding with, you can suppress. Yes. You telling me that Democrats don't want this on their side? You're out of your fucking mind. You think Democrats wouldn't want that? $250 million plus that money. Let me read what they said about Elon. Even before his purchase of Twitter, Elon Musk had a knack for not just.
Charlamagne Tha God
He could have had him too. Did you know that? He was a lifelong Democrat and he was there, and then they went after him. What'd they go after him for?
Andrew Schultz
I think they say in this article. Even before his purchase of Twitter, Elon Musk had a knack for not just getting his name in headlines, but for driving the news cycle. Since remaking the platform in his own image and allying himself with Trump, he's been driving with a bulldozer. In the process, the billionaire Tesla and SpaceX CEO firmly established himself as the single most powerful person in all the media this year. X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, might have lost millions of users and advertising dollars under Musk's stewardship, but its impact isn't measured by numbers alone. The combination of reversing the suspension of radical troll accounts, promoting tweets posted by paid subscribers to the topic replies, and his reported demands that the algorithm be tweaked to amplify Musk's own tweets have all combined to shift X into a fulmination. Still for MAGA Moonshine, the result is a media ecosystem where pro Trump opinion is a far more mainstream part of the national consciousness than it ever was. Frequently an unfounded claim, a conspiracy theory will pop up in a tweet and then get a boost after Musk likes shares a reply to this tweet that is often enough for certain elected officials, right wing media, and MAGA influencers to run with it, giving it a veneer of credibility since it's now coming from a congressman or established conservative media outlet instead of agapatriot 1776 mom and her 31 followers. You if. If the story falls apart, it's no bother to Musk, who might occasionally delete a tweet but virtually never admits to being wrong, even if Musk himself isn't. I'm not reading all of this anymore. But just this is one thing I do want to say. Scroll back up to something, because it's something that this article said that I see as the problem. And this is something else that Democrats or anybody, Green Party, whoever has to stop doing. You got to stop running. Scroll down a little bit more, Taylor. Where was it where it said that people went to other. Oh, scroll up and scroll up. I'm sorry. Scroll up, scroll up. Scroll up, up, up, up. Yes, yes, it said. Even though. Yeah, X, formerly known as Twitter, might have lost millions of users in advertising dollars under Musk's stewardship, but his impact isn't measured by numbers alone. Let me ask you a question, Schultz. It's a news platform. Why leave it if you're somebody who disagrees with the things being said on it? If you're an advertiser, right? Why not put money behind the messaging you want out there? If you're a pundit who disagrees with the things Elon and everything is saying, why don't you get on there and continue to challenge him? Why would you leave the biggest platform and then wonder why that platform was used this year to win a fucking election?
Charlamagne Tha God
That is a great question.
Andrew Schultz
Like why it's the same reason. Why wouldn't you go on Fox News?
Charlamagne Tha God
Because people are more. They think that there are folks out there more impressed by protest than actual execution of talking points. You could go on Fox News, disagree with all of them, and then wipe the floor with them. That's what Jon Stewart did all the time.
Andrew Schultz
President Obama used to do it all the time. Gavin Newsom goes on there, doesn't quite wipe the floor, but he does a good job.
Charlamagne Tha God
But if you're not willing to have.
Andrew Schultz
A. Pete Buttigieg wipes the floor, wipes his ass off.
Charlamagne Tha God
So if you're not willing to have a conversation, you scared. And if you're scared, we can't follow you. Simple as that. And it is scary. It is scary to go into the lion's den. It is Scary to be in a position where you know everybody's gonna disagree with you, they're gonna have all their talking points and they're gonna try to make you look foolish.
Andrew Schultz
It's scary. If you full of shit.
Charlamagne Tha God
If you full of shit and a lot of motherfuckers are full of shit.
Andrew Schultz
You have to be 10 toes down in whatever it is you want. And that's what I said about Trump. Whether you agree with him, disagree with him, he's going. He's pulling up, he's pulling up. Whether you think it's logical, whether you think it makes sense, he's 10 toes down on what he believes. You can go anywhere you want and be Andrew Schultz. I can go anywhere I want and be Charlemagne the God.
Whitney Cummings
How come Trump didn't come to Breakfast Club then?
Andrew Schultz
He asked. Well, no. Well, you know what? They asked, but they never followed through. But everybody else came. All his other Republican homies came and they gave us shit for that. Like a lot of people gave us shit for hosting Republicans.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's the other thing, is that people are afraid of the scrutiny. For whatever reason. There's criticism for going on the opposition's platform when that. That's literally the only place you should go on. You don't even need to talk to your constituents. They only know how you feel.
Andrew Schultz
That's right.
Charlamagne Tha God
You're preaching to the choir. The majority of your media should be done with the opposition and you should be trying to chip away at their supporters.
Andrew Schultz
In most cases, you already got your base.
Charlamagne Tha God
You got your base. You don't have to tell them what you should do. We know that. Go talk to the OPS and see if you can flip some of them. Some of them are flippable. You saw it in this election. All those people that voted for Biden last election didn't vote for Kamala this time. So people will flip.
Andrew Schultz
By the way, it's been like that since Obama. That's at least that I can remember. The first time I ever voted was Obama in 2008. But you saw people vote for Obama in 08. You saw people vote for Obama in 2012. But did you saw people. A lot of those people, the hypothetical swing voters, went to Trump in 2016.
Charlamagne Tha God
I actually think this is gonna be a good election coming up for the Dems. I don't know who the star is gonna be right now. They don't really have any stars, but. Or the stars they do have seem a little bit too lefty and a little bit too radioactive. Like. Like we need a basically younger version of Bernie. But the fact that the Democrat Party has started to abandon the ridiculousness, the pronouns out the bio. They're stopped. They've at least some of them have stopped trying to justify ridiculousness, which is the biggest gripe of Americans. They just didn't know how to articulate it. But I think that's how they voted. So I think this coming up election is going to be very nice because most of us grew up with the Democratic Party who want to help people, but wasn't trying to protect and defend ridiculousness. And I think that we left the Dems when they started to defend ridiculousness.
Andrew Schultz
And it's not. It's not. It's gonna be a. It's gonna be good for both parties. And I'll tell you why. Because there's not gonna be a Trump in 2028 either.
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly. So someone else gotta step.
Andrew Schultz
So you're gonna have about 10 to 12 Republicans out there. You're gonna have about 10 to 12 Democrats out there. And may the best man or woman win.
Charlamagne Tha God
Until the Democrats rig it through their primary process. It is what it is.
Andrew Schultz
Well, listen, the rigging ain't even gonna matter if you don't have somebody that motherfuckers don't care about. You know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what happened with Clinton.
Andrew Schultz
You need a leader.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, but they don't care. They're just gonna.
Andrew Schultz
Nah, I think those days are over.
Charlamagne Tha God
Fuck.
Andrew Schultz
You don't think. You don't think they learn their lesson from that? I think they learned a lesson with Hillary. I think they even learned their lesson with the vp, even though, you know, such arrogance. If she chooses to run in 2028, she gotta go out there and go through the primary like everybody else.
Charlamagne Tha God
God forbid they do that. I mean, if they do that, it's just. If they do that, it's just proof that there really is no free election and that the party just places whoever they want in power.
Andrew Schultz
But it depends, though, because think about it like this, right? I think whoever wants to run in 2028 should start now. I think that there's two people, and I've said this a million times already, there's two people that's already ahead of the curve. I think Gavin Newsom and Nikki Haley, because of what they're doing in media, right? Gavin Newsom has his politicking podcast that he does with Marshawn lynch and Doug. I can't remember Doug's last name right now, but they do that podcast. He's making a connection with people. He's not on there every week just talking about politics. He's just on there kicking it so you start to like him. Nikki Haley is on her radio show on SiriusXM every day, connecting with people, make those connections. Now. Don't wait till this fucking election season, you know. You know who I've grown to like a lot lately?
Charlamagne Tha God
Who?
Andrew Schultz
John Fetterman.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. Yeah, he's very likable.
Andrew Schultz
I heard him on Rogan. I saw him on Bill Maher, one.
Charlamagne Tha God
Of the guys who keeps it real. He's honest.
Andrew Schultz
That's all I'm saying. I don't gotta agree with all his positions, but he just seemed like a very honest person. I like that. So you gotta go out there and make these connections with people now. Secretary Pete, get out there, baby. You know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne Tha God
No, you're right. If they're making the connections now, then yeah, I think that that's how you're gonna establish and that's how you're gonna build it. And I think that we need new blood. I think that's very important. And also Democrats, like, please don't make your entire identity anti Trump if the majority of the country likes some of his policies. You just saying how horrible he is. Makes those people who voted for him think that you believe they're idiots, they're dumb, or they don't know what's going on in the world or what they even want. That's not how you should do it. Matter of fact, whatever Democrat I think is crossing the aisle a little bit and being like, hey, we need to pay attention. This is what the people want. They got this right. And I actually support those decisions. Cuz there's a lot of people voting Republican that don't want to. They're just tired of the positioning of the Democrat Party.
Andrew Schultz
I agree with you. I'm gonna put a button on it like this. We just wanted to give you some politics because we are the two greatest political opponents of a generation. You know, according To Mediaite top 75, both of us are there. But you're absolutely right. And I'm gonna tell you something else. The only way I'm believing anything Democrats tell me about the Republican Party. And I'm consistent with this. Y' all have seen me say this before, but this is how I used to word it. I used to say they demonized every Republican who ran for president since I've been alive. They demonized him. They said that, you know, he was a threat to democracy. You know, they were gonna end democracy. And I said, for the first time in my life I feel like Trump is that. But nobody believes them now. Cause they're always the party that cried wolf. The only way I'm believing that now is Trump. Gotta show me my last piece on the Daily Show. I said to Trump, I said, yo, just be the opposite of everything your political opponents said you are. They called you a fascist. They say that you a threat to democracy. Go out there and be the opposite. Because guess what? If you do that, there is nothing Democrats can ever tell us about Republicans ever again. You know why? Because they've already been proven to be full of shit on that. How Donald Trump was a fascist. Donald Trump was a threat to democracy until he won. When he won. Welcome back to the White House. When he won, we gotta have a peaceful transfer of power. You want to know the difference between Republicans and Democrats? When Trump said the election was stolen in 2020, fuck you. I'm not doing no peaceful transfer of power. I'm not doing none of this White House shit. I said that the election was stolen. Why would I ever go sit and shake hands with somebody that I feel like stole the election? Now, now, let's go back. Let's fast forward to now. Bruce Fisher, the wife of Senator Deborah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Fisher, won't even shake Kamala's hand.
Andrew Schultz
Doesn't shake the Vice President Kamala Harris hand. Do I think this is good? This is what I don't like about this.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why does he do that?
Andrew Schultz
I don't know, but this is what I don't like about it. You stepped on your wife's moment.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Let's forget politics for a second as a man.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, look at the first comment. This man had a Bible in one hand and was using a Cain with the other hand.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, but he passed the Bible though. He passed the Bible to his wife. He passed the Bible. You know, Kendrick pass the Bible. Beat your ass if God watching. What did Kendrick say? What did he say? He didn't say pass the Bible. He did pass the Bible. Listen, he didn't want to shake her hand. Why would you shake your opps hand? Schultz, I'm signaling to my base. We don't fuck with these people. These people said we were fascists. These people said we were threatened to democracy. These people have ruined our economy. They ruined the country. They let all these illegals in. We don't fuck with them.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, maybe Kamala said something crazy about his wife.
Andrew Schultz
Nah, all Kamala said, I don't know if she did in that moment. She just said, I don't bite. I don't bite. I don't bite. I don't bite. Now what's the cherry on top? The cherry on top is that Kamala happens to be a woman. And Kamala happens to be a woman of color. But first and foremost, she's a Democrat who I, who we have been saying ruins this country, doesn't love this country. They're the fascists. They're the people that are unconstitutional. Why would I shake their hand? You're signaling to your base like, yeah, we don't fuck with them.
Charlamagne Tha God
But he's not even the politician.
Andrew Schultz
It don't matter. His wife is. It's the same thing. It's symbolism. Like, you see it and you're like, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Now his wife is being a racist politician as she should be shaking the VP's hand. But he's like, nah, I'm sticking to my guns. People remember stuff like that in the midterms.
Charlamagne Tha God
Interesting.
Andrew Schultz
They remember stuff like that when the presidential election come because you're really demonizing your opponent. You're not fake demonizing them when you call them a fascist, call them a threat to democracy. But then when they win. Welcome back. We'll help you any way we can. Like, come on. What is it, man? So once again, I am not believing anything Democrats say about Republicans on that level. Republicans gotta show me the Republicans have to do everything that Democrats said they were going to do for me to even I won't have to believe them. Cause I'll see it for myself.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
You know what I mean?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
That's all I'm saying. That's it. We got any bills, Taylor? Yeah, let's pay some bills, man.
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Charlamagne Tha God
Hold on, let me just left during the pod.
Andrew Schultz
That fucking dick laser, yo. That dick laser got him horny. You put that dick laser. You put that dick laser in there. His fucking mouth. His shit started watering. He like, oh, shit, let me see what the fuck is going on? Y' all know I got my book in print, Black Privilege Publishing. We got a couple of releases. Yeah, who you got coming out coming out over the next couple of next couple of months? Well, I'm doing this out of order, but the good sister, Tamika Mallory, another one. She's back. Book number two. This is actually her memoir. It is a memoir of love, legacy and resilience. It will be in bookstores February 11, 2025. It is called I Lived to Tell the Story. You can go pre order that right now wherever you buy books. Salute to the good sister, Tamika Mallory and Anita Kopac's.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, no.
Andrew Schultz
Yes, Anita Kopaks, Scallop Waters. Yeah, man. It's so interesting because we are starting 2025 the way I even started this imprint back in 2020. You know, these were the first releases off Black Privilege publishing back in 2020. Tamika Mallory came out and then Anita Kopax came out right after her. But Anita's coming out with her second book, which is book number two of Daughters of Three Waters trilogy. It is called the Wind on Her Tongue. Okay. It's called the Wind on Her Tongue. And that will be out on January 21st. So if you loved Shallow Waters, this is the sequel to Shallow Waters. This tells the story of Yemiya's daughter.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, nice.
Andrew Schultz
Yes. Yimiya's daughter. So it will be out January 21, 2025. Go pre order both of those books right now.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what Charlemagne Says it will be out.
Andrew Schultz
No, it's gonna be out, but he'll.
Charlamagne Tha God
Be telling us about this book for about two or three years.
Andrew Schultz
Well, yeah, it'll be out. Let me see, what's Today's date? The 8th. Yeah. So I'll be telling you about Shallow Waters for the next couple weeks. Then Tamika Mallory, and then we got. Man, we got some really, really, really real. I mean, these are really great books too, but we got some really, really good ones coming out. Man, the thing I love about life, right, is when you love certain people or you grew up being influenced by certain people, and then you're able to build with them. Build with them and create platforms to not just put money in their pockets, but to help them further tell their story. And I think that's one thing that a lot of talent isn't realizing nowadays at some point, man, especially the older you get. You can't call yourself a OG in the game if what you are building only benefits you. I tell y' all that all the time, man. If what you build only benefits you, it's not big enough. So when you're able to go back and say, man, this person influenced me so much. Now I got this booking printer, I got this podcast network, I got this production company, and I'm able to say, yo, why don't you do X, Y and Z? And that person is like, yeah, I would love to do X, Y and Z. And then you're able to make X, Y and Z happen. Different ball game. Then you're not sitting around just hating on people for what they're building, like Elliot Wilson does all the time. You know, he just can't help himself. He's just, why?
Charlamagne Tha God
What's up with Elliot?
Andrew Schultz
He hated on Cameron and Mace for what they building with. It is what it is. Talk. It was just disgusting.
Charlamagne Tha God
Cameron's running like he's Stephen A. Smith.
Andrew Schultz
That's what people be mad at you about when you say shit like that. Which I think he should lean out, be the old villain od. That was hate. Why is this for a journalist?
Charlamagne Tha God
Because he has an opinion.
Andrew Schultz
Why?
Charlamagne Tha God
This is the shit I do well.
Andrew Schultz
And not everybody want to do it.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't like that shit and I be a hater.
Andrew Schultz
You don't like it because you don't think they're good at it.
Charlamagne Tha God
I know I'm better at it, okay? It's me.
Andrew Schultz
It's my life. Who are you to say I'm better at this than them?
Charlamagne Tha God
Not better like she cringeworthy.
Andrew Schultz
I watch this Shit, it's not good.
Charlamagne Tha God
Shit ain't popping. It ain't popping. What's the Cameron enemy who's like, yo.
Andrew Schultz
Cameron really asked the question. What are you talking about? No, Mo and I aren't journalists.
Charlamagne Tha God
We're still in hip hop media. You are a hip hop journalist.
Andrew Schultz
What interview did Cam take away from us? Celebrity has access to different things that.
Charlamagne Tha God
I may not have.
Andrew Schultz
And again, I do feel like they over.
Charlamagne Tha God
They underperform. We made podcasting poppin.
Andrew Schultz
Then Rap Radar podcast came, and you took God knows how many interviews from us.
Charlamagne Tha God
But that's his character now, right? Like, isn't he isn't. Isn't that like his.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, but it don't work. It don't work if you. It don't work if you come off as bitter.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right?
Andrew Schultz
And that's what I was trying to explain to people last year. Like, you just randomly hating on Kaiser not. And then you apologize and you randomly hating on Cameron and Mace, and you apologize. And I know Elliot is so happy that Cameron and Mace weren't on this week. Cause they've been on his head on social media, but they was like, when we come back, we cooking you. And you know, he went to the need to Know podcast. Salute to the need to Know podcast. Love what they doing over there. Went to the need to Know podcast explaining it himself. What'd you say earlier? If you explain and you losing.
Charlamagne Tha God
Explaining, you're losing.
Andrew Schultz
Exactly, exactly. And that's what he went over to the needed no podcast to do. Explain himself. You don't gotta explain being a hater. Stand on your shit. And I've told him this before. Yeah, stop popping shit and then apologizing if you're gonna play this. I've told him that you wanna be.
Charlamagne Tha God
The heel of hip hop journalism, Be it. You gotta be it. 100% through and through.
Andrew Schultz
Academics ain't out here apologizing. Yeah, now. Now listen, I've apologized when I feel like I've gone too far for certain things. But I'm not apologizing about my opinion about your music, my opinion about your show. I apologize if I said some wild shit that might have been too personal or if I said something that, you know, really might have hurt you feeling.
Charlamagne Tha God
Also, nothing wrong with apologizing. But, like, if you're. It seems to me that you're saying that he's playing a character.
Andrew Schultz
He's playing a character that he's not even built to play. And I've told him this before, Elliot, I've told you this before, have I not Told you this before. You're playing a character you're not even built to play.
Charlamagne Tha God
And if you do play, I guess this character, this character doesn't apologize. If you are the heel journalist, think about what a heel would do in wrestling. Think about a heel would do in boxing.
Andrew Schultz
Yes.
Charlamagne Tha God
You say fucked up shit at the press conference. Then you go, oh, I'm sorry. No, no, no. You gotta stay with it through and through. I guess that's what you're saying.
Andrew Schultz
And also stop running to other people's podcast to express these opinions. You have the bigger picture. And I'm gonna give you this advice. Cause I don't talk to you. I don't fuck with the guy. Right. I don't. I really don't. But you got the bigger picture. You should be having these conversations on the bigger picture. And more importantly, I just don't understand why you would just discard a great property like Rap Radar. Sho. Do you know how hard it is to create IP nowadays?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
So you got the IP Rap Radar, even if you don't get the guess. How about just put your opinions up there? Yeah, I saw the guys from Backfield, Esso and Heineken. I saw them last week. I thought what y' all did was great. I mean, I see a lot of people do this, but I thought what they did was great. They do a lot of interviews with folks. Right. But last week they were just S O and Heineken answering questions, chopping it up. Chopping it up, answering questions, talking about things, giving their opinions on things. You could be doing that with B Dot. Elliot, you and B Dot could be sitting around Rap Radar just having these conversations about hip hop and hip hop culture. Because he's an idiot.
Charlamagne Tha God
Shout out B Dot, man.
Andrew Schultz
I think he's my guy. B Dot.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Salute to B Dot, man. Salute to B Dot. That's my dude. Talk to B Dot. Damn. There every day. And you know, I just think it's just. It's just bad business who somebody put a battery in his back and told him he should brand himself more. I think it was. I think it was Button. I think Joe said. I think it was Joe. I think Joe was on Rap Radar podcast, and I think he said that. And there's nothing wrong with that, but that don't mean discard. Right. Your ip. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
You can still brand yourself while also having rap radar. Yeah. And you could use your rap radar to continue to push the other things you have.
Andrew Schultz
I do it every day.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. Yeah. It's called the Breakfast Clubcast. You did it with brain idiots.
Andrew Schultz
Every week, everything. Let's say I'm not ever stopping doing brilliant idiots at Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God
But, like, we. Yeah, exactly. We use the star power that you built up and the currency with people immediately with this. I mean, like, you took all of that and you brought over. I didn't bring anything to the pot. I mean, I brought. Okay, I had talent. I had. Okay, fair enough, fair enough. But like, I. I was on maybe geico, but I didn't have, like, you had people that listened to you every single morning and they wanted to continue listening to you. And this is a listening platform that we then created. A visual platform. Yeah, but like, so you transferred that. That's awesome. But you Breakfast Club, after you did it.
Andrew Schultz
No, absolutely not. But you also have talent, of course. Like, you're a talented.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, I'm not undermining my contribution. I guess what I'm Is that I didn't also bring in all the ears immediately. I had some people listening for me for sure in the beginning. And I hope that throughout my career I've had more people that have wanted to continue listening or that. But initially, that currency that you invested in it.
Andrew Schultz
And by the way, I didn't think nobody was gonna listen to this. I didn't know.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
It just was rolling the dice in my mind. I'm like, I don't know if people want to hear me outside of the radio.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's things that we all have list. Isn't it crazy? Like you. Everybody has a little of that. That, like, almost like imposter syndrome.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, a lot of it, yeah. Yeah. I don't have it no more, though. Y' all. Suck my dick. I used to a lot. I used to have that bad. Until Bishop T.D. jakes told me. He was like, look, even if you don't think you're worthy, just know God knows you're worthy. That's why he was the position you. But my contribution would be to consider working on feeling worthy. Because if you don't own the life that God gives you, it deteriorates. Or you will sabotage in some way what he's given you. And by owning it, I mean breathing in the mercy and the grace, because none of us technically deserve it because we're so good, but we deserve it because he's so good. And sometimes he shows off how good he is by blessing us to arrive at places that we would not be without him. Okay. From that, I've been like, suck my dick. You know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, yeah. God loves you. And you're like, all right, well, I'll suck my dick.
Andrew Schultz
Who gives a. Yeah. No.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's the pathway to redemption for Elliot? How does he get. In your opinion? Like, how does he get.
Andrew Schultz
He got to win a fight. He got to win a fight. And I'm not even joking, Elliot, you talk too much. The way you're popping shit, you gotta win a fight. Cause I don't think you do enough push ups.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like, an actual physical fight.
Andrew Schultz
An actual physical fight. We gotta know that you a tough guy. I'm not even joking.
Charlamagne Tha God
Cause I didn't know he was talking to. Like, is he saying I talk crazy?
Andrew Schultz
He talks crazy. He tells people. You and all of this other shit like that. Like, he talks crazy. He talks.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, I thought he just had strong opinions about the music or about what's happening culturally.
Andrew Schultz
He talks about talks crazy.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's like.
Andrew Schultz
He's like calling people garbage. Calling people good. Like, you say a lot of slick shit that people gonna. What's up? I need to see if I know you don't do no push ups.
Charlamagne Tha God
Wow.
Andrew Schultz
And that's what he don't realize. Like, yo, you. He should. Because he's 50 plus years old. You should realize you can't play with everybody. So if you're asking me, if you ask me, what's the redemption? I really think it's that. I think he gotta beat up somebody. You gotta win a fight.
Charlamagne Tha God
And then we go, oh, no. He's about that life.
Andrew Schultz
He can back it up. So even if he apologizes, it's cool, you know, Because I don't have to apologize. I'm terrified of them.
Charlamagne Tha God
You are terrified?
Andrew Schultz
I'm terrified. I am terrified of them.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
All right, enough of that loser. What else we got, Taylor gang? Let's do some. By any means necessary. Oh, A minute of comings. Come on, man. Let's give Whitney some love, man. Yeah, give Big Whitney some love. Let's hear this, baby. Let's hear this.
Nikki Glaser
Let me clear. Let me Be clear, though. 2024 was not only to believe this country is so divided, but we actually came together a lot this year. Like, as a nation, we unanimously agreed that we would rather see JLO in a toxic relationship than in concert. We all agree the government totally knows what drones are and are telling us. The drones are still up there. And we have no idea what's behind them. No idea. I mean, they're still up in the sky. So I guess we can rule out that they were made by Boeing. The point is, I think we all agree on a Lot of things. And since I only have a minute left left live on establishment media, why don't we just say a bunch of things that we know that they'll never cover?
Andrew Schultz
Okay?
Nikki Glaser
Ready?
Andrew Schultz
Go.
Nikki Glaser
Trump shooter didn't have any silverware in his house. No one thought that was weird. Are we still rolling? Crown prince of Saudi Arabia put money into Disney. So just know there won't be any girl characters in the next Cars movie. Are we still rolling? This is wild. Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
The.
Andrew Schultz
The.
Nikki Glaser
Why have so many presidents? Chefs died.
Charlamagne Tha God
Weird.
Nikki Glaser
Boy Scout of America. They renamed itself Scouting America. You know, Hal's changed their name. Sean Combs. Just saying. Let's learn something in 2025. I can't believe you still letting me go. This is amazing. I love cnn. Please stop me, Andy, because I will just keep going.
Andrew Schultz
Happy.
Charlamagne Tha God
I love Whitney.
Andrew Schultz
Let me tell you something. I love it. Answer me this question. I know Whitney has a great career. She does very well for herself. Why isn't Whitney bigger?
Charlamagne Tha God
Whitney's been huge. I mean, she made so much money on that show. Girls. She had her own show.
Andrew Schultz
She was on Girls.
Charlamagne Tha God
She. She's the. No, no. Two Brokers Girls.
Andrew Schultz
Whitney was on two bro Girls.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, that was her show. She created the show.
Andrew Schultz
I did not know that.
Charlamagne Tha God
And then executive produced it. She's produced so much. So, like, she's also a Behind the camera.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, I didn't know. That's why I didn't know that.
Charlamagne Tha God
And also she's been like the top. She's been in the top, like, let's say 3 of female comedians for the last decade.
Andrew Schultz
I love Whitney Cummings.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, she's incredible. She. I'm telling you, she's incredible. She's a great joke writer. She's. She's. She's. And she's incredible.
Andrew Schultz
First time I met her, I met. It was. I met her with Lee Daniels. I wonder why the. She was with.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, she was writing the show with. She was producing the show with Lee. About her, right? No, no, they were doing a show for Amazon about, like a school or something like that. I forgot. Exactly. So they were working together. That's what I'm saying. She's always writing, always working on. She's the hardest working person in. In Hollywood.
Andrew Schultz
I love Whitney. Yeah, I think. I think it was awesome.
Charlamagne Tha God
People got to see this side of her too. Like, this is, I think, one of the best things, like when she gets into roast mode and saying wild stuff. It's. I don't think anybody's watching this, going, there's a female comedian up There they're just watching a comedian roast.
Andrew Schultz
And you don't expect this on CNN.
Charlamagne Tha God
Dude, CNN's rebrand in the last, like, month has been fantastic. The fact that they let this go. Yeah. Is fantastic. It gives me faith in now. It's. This is so weird. And maybe I'm more motivated by jokes than most people, but, like, I mean, it gives me faith in the news. I'm like, when you're willing to say this shit, I go, okay, well, let me see what's going. There's also that guy, that conservative dude who's been on a lot of the talk shows on cnn.
Andrew Schultz
Scott Jennings.
Charlamagne Tha God
Scott Jennings. And they're giving him tons of airtime and he's cooking. So it makes me go, wow. There's both point of views.
Andrew Schultz
I know CNN been doing it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, I think CNN is.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, CNN is doing it.
Charlamagne Tha God
The rebound brand has been.
Andrew Schultz
I will say, I don't think it's not real with cnn. That's not authentic. Like, that's my only issue. Like, CNN will put a conservative on there who's sometimes there just to derail the conversation, just to get shit spicy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good.
Andrew Schultz
And I think I remember when I did Kara's podcast, Kara Swisher, I remember Kara saying, I think it might have been Scott, that they were in break, and Scott was like, you know, I'm just playing. You know, I'm just. It's just entertainment. That type of shit, ad nauseum are another thing that I see on CNN a lot. Sometimes they'll have a conservative on a panel and they'll be having a discussion that they need to have about something, but then this conservative will just come with something so wild and crazy just to derail the whole conversation. You speak of Scott Jennings. I believe you speak of Scott Jennings. Scott Jennings, the. Kevin o' Leary. I think Kevin from Shark Tank. Well, he's the less smart. He's the less smart version of Scott Jennings. But it's like, yo. You know, it's interesting because I think Scott, God does bring a lot of good points sometimes. But sometimes I'm just sitting there watching and I'm like, yo, you just threw a grenade on the table for no reason. Or the guy that was on there when Mehdi Hasan was on there, and he just like, you just throw in a grenade to throw one. Yeah. And it's. That's exactly right. It just derails the whole conversation. So a lot of times there's conversations that need to be had amongst smart people who are there in good faith. Right. Cause you can't have bad faith conversations. You can't have bad faith arguments. If you want to have a good faith debate, sure. A lot of times y' all are there having good faith debates and then boom, boom, Right? Well, that's entertainment. Scott told me in a break, this is like wrestling. And I said, step away from me before I smack you across the face. You know what I mean? Like, I was like, wrest.
Whitney Cummings
Oh, God, I hate you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Anyway, I don't hate him.
Andrew Schultz
So my thing is, and to your point, I do enjoy watching it for the entertainment factor.
Charlamagne Tha God
That was different povs.
Andrew Schultz
That's all I want. I want good faith pov.
Charlamagne Tha God
Give me.
Andrew Schultz
That's why I like Bill Maher.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Good faith povs happen on Bill Maher show. That's what I like. I want good faith povs from everybody.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Chris
Hey, going back to the roast thing, what'd you guys. I don't know if you caught Nikki.
Charlamagne Tha God
I've seen clips of it and it looks great. Like it's a. I thought it was funny.
Andrew Schultz
Play it gig.
Charlamagne Tha God
And she. And she has some great stuff.
Andrew Schultz
Shout out Nikki playing two women comedians on Brian Dance. We're progressive.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what we do, man.
Andrew Schultz
You know what I'm saying?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what we do.
Andrew Schultz
That's what happens when the team. That's what happens when the dick Liz goes out.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nikki Glaze there, she just hosted the Golden Globes.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, shit. That shit shows up good on you, bro. Bro.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, God.
Andrew Schultz
Don't it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Don't it show up really good on him, skinny one.
Andrew Schultz
What, you want her whole monologue? Yeah, maybe just play what we heard. I saw some of it online.
Lil Baby
Welcome to the 82nd Golden Globes. Ozempic's biggest night. If you're watching, if you're watching on cbs.
Andrew Schultz
Hello.
Lil Baby
If you're watching on Paramount. You have six days left to cancel your free trial. I'm Nikki Glaser and I am absolutely thrilled to be your host tonight.
Andrew Schultz
Thank you.
Lil Baby
And I gotta say, I gotta say, this feels like I finally made it. You know, I'm in a room full of producers at the Beverly Hilton hotel and this time all of my clothes are on. So, yeah.
Andrew Schultz
It was worth it. Make room uncomfortable. Is it true?
Lil Baby
Now, some of you may know me as a stand up comedian and from my appearances on roast, but I am not here to roast you tonight. I want you to know that. And how could I really? You're all so famous, so talented, so powerful. I mean, you could really do anything. I mean, except tell the country who to Vote for. But it's okay.
Andrew Schultz
You'll Good one.
Lil Baby
You'll get them next time.
Andrew Schultz
Well, then she had the Brady rose too. If there is, you have to fill them.
Lil Baby
I'm scared. Ariana, hold my finger.
Charlamagne Tha God
Good.
Andrew Schultz
Thank you.
Charlamagne Tha God
Thank you.
Lil Baby
Well, tonight we celebrate the best of film and hold space for television.
Charlamagne Tha God
Funny.
Andrew Schultz
Yes.
Lil Baby
Wicked Queer night, bitch. These are not just words Ben Affleck yells after he orgasms. These are some of the amazing jokes nominated tonight. The bear, the penguin, baby reindeer. These are not just things found in RFK's freezer. These are TV shows nominated tonight. And what a night. I look out and I see some of the hardest working actors in show business. And by that I mean your servers.
Charlamagne Tha God
Great.
Lil Baby
Yes, yes. Give it up. They'll be bringing you your cocktails to drink and your food that you'll look at. But I also see some absolute Hollywood legends.
Andrew Schultz
I mean, what were the Diddy jokes I saw? I saw later?
Charlamagne Tha God
I thought they had to cut that one. And she was saying it on Stern. Stern.
Chris
She did a good breakdown on Stern of kind of the what can go.
Charlamagne Tha God
What can't, what can go.
Chris
Her strategy, all that.
Andrew Schultz
Bro, we about to get some good comedy in the Trump era. Cuz here's the thing. People aren't, I think somebody like a Nicki or somebody like a Whitney, somebody like an Andrew, it takes one thing to make those jokes hit. You just gotta not give a fuck. A lot of these people weren't making these jokes cause they were afraid of the backlash. They were afraid of, you know, networks not airing it or networks not doing their shows or losing sponsorships. I think we've all gotten to the point where we realize, yo, bro, don't nobody give a fuck.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, the network stopped caring. And once the network stopped caring, the comedians stopped caring. Yes, Comedians are starting trying to get the deals. Like I remember when I was putting out on Instagram and YouTube originally, I was just like, I'm not doing different comedy. I need to just put it out in a place where I can do the comedy that I want. And once that started to be successful, I saw a lot of other comedians putting their on YouTube. And all of a sudden their material is way different than I was seeing prior. And I get that because you in, in your mind, you're like, I need to get on Comedy Central. I need to neuter this shit.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
So now that you see that this is acceptable, I mean, the Golden Globes, you know, obviously the Brady. I think the Brady Roast was actually a better example because people went hard and that was the most viewed, most viewed on comedy.
Andrew Schultz
And nobody gave a fuck about the backlash.
Charlamagne Tha God
Went hard.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
So, I mean, there was like maggots flying, bro.
Andrew Schultz
Everybody. They were the only. Tony Hinchcliffe did that shit at the Donald Trump thing, which I just think was a bad look because I don't think that should have been done at a political rally.
Charlamagne Tha God
Right.
Andrew Schultz
But the jokes that he said at the Brady Rose way. Oh, he killed that way more harder.
Charlamagne Tha God
They were.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, the Devin Hart joke, the Holocaust joke, like the Kevin Hart Cotton joke. It was insane. Play the Nikki Glacier joke. Taylor.
Lil Baby
And Challengers girl. Oh, my God, it was so good. I mean, that movie was more sexually charged than Diddy's credit card. I mean, seriously.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, no, no.
Lil Baby
I know. I'm sorry. I'm upset, too. The after party is not going to be as good this year, but we have to move on. I know. Stanley Tucci freak off just doesn't have the same ring to it. But no baby oil this year. Just lots of olive oil. Okay.
Charlamagne Tha God
Funny as a cooking show. Great, great, great, great. This is a. This is the hardest audience. These people, they take themselves very seriously. They. We are all talking to each other. That's another thing that you don't realize, apparently. Can't believe I'm blanking on his name. The British guy who did this, incredibly. Gervais. Gervais was giving her some advice and he was like, you're not one of them. Don't think because you're there, you're one of them because they do not see you as that. And he goes. They're also all going to be talking during it, which is incredibly distracting when you work out the jokes for these things. You're working at a comedy club where everybody's paying attention. Now you're in front of all these people. The timing is going to be different. You're going to be nervous because you're looking at fucking Robert De Niro. So, yeah, she executed it. Great.
Andrew Schultz
So we need Andrew Schultz for the Oscars. What's up? Andrew Schultz for the Oscars.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know what I would do?
Andrew Schultz
I think Andrew Schultz at the BET Awards would be even funnier.
Whitney Cummings
I know.
Charlamagne Tha God
If you really wanted to get. If you want to go crazy. If you want to go crazy, you'll be so.
Andrew Schultz
I would be so. Just him stepping on stage.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yo, I. I promise you I would.
Andrew Schultz
Murder that you go crazy.
Charlamagne Tha God
Promise you I would go crazy.
Andrew Schultz
I know you would.
Charlamagne Tha God
And it's the BET words to the audience.
Whitney Cummings
Actually, it's fine, graduate, but you have 50 Cent on your side.
Andrew Schultz
Nah, I'm saying it's like, 50 brings you out.
Charlamagne Tha God
50 I bring me. He goes, yo, I was going to do it, but I'm going to let my man handle this.
Andrew Schultz
50 was like, yeah, man, y' all motherfuckers in here, too. Y' all too tight in here, man. Let me bring somebody out here to loosen y' all up.
Charlamagne Tha God
Listen, listen.
Andrew Schultz
And then she always comes out, by the way.
Charlamagne Tha God
I'm telling you, Pete is. The audience gives. It will go crazy. This audience that. Like a polite Hollywood audience. The BET Awards, it. It would be insanity. And keep in mind.
Whitney Cummings
No, you should do the Hip Hop Awards.
Charlamagne Tha God
The people I'm talking about are right there.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
Like meek is going to be the interview.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Whitney Cummings
Do the BT Hip Hop Awards. Not the awards show.
Andrew Schultz
Nah, BT awards, whatever the biggest one is.
Charlamagne Tha God
But honestly, the one. The one of these that I would do is the correspondence Center. I would do White House correspondence. Yeah, I think that that would be. I think that would be the most fun. And I'm sure that's a tough.
Andrew Schultz
That.
Charlamagne Tha God
And I would say, Trump, you got to be there. We're not gonna do this shit where you don't show up, by the way.
Andrew Schultz
You can do it. Are you talking.
Whitney Cummings
I know. Now you got it in.
Andrew Schultz
First of all, you're one of the most powerful people in media.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's true. You make a fantastic point.
Andrew Schultz
Trump is in your phone. Trump is your fucking guy. You can. We should say it. Andrew Schultz for White House Correspondence Dinner. What's up?
Charlamagne Tha God
I would do that. I would absolutely do it. Who else but me?
Whitney Cummings
Exactly.
Andrew Schultz
No, seriously. Well, realistic as, well. Shane realistic. Now.
Charlamagne Tha God
Shane would kill it.
Andrew Schultz
Shane is another example of what you're talking about, too. Cause, you know, Shane got canceled, got kicked off snl, took his shit to the Internet and they had to come back around to him and put him back on. Absolutely.
Charlamagne Tha God
He's murdered. No, he's fantastic. I would say I'm more political.
Andrew Schultz
You are more political than shit.
Charlamagne Tha God
But Shane is fucking crusher. But in terms of that specific night, I'm trying to think, who else? Who else would you have?
Andrew Schultz
Shane looks like sperm. What are you.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't know what he looks like.
Andrew Schultz
He's called Sperm Village. Every time I see him, I just see a sperm cell. He just looks like a sperm cell to me. I don't know. I don't know why. That's just when my brain goes.
Charlamagne Tha God
What do you think of comic.
Andrew Schultz
I saw him on a commercial. I saw. What did I see? It was Something Bud Light.
Charlamagne Tha God
Bud Light?
Andrew Schultz
Was it Bud Light? I saw him on some commercial, and I was just like, like, yo, Shane Gillis looks like sperm.
Charlamagne Tha God
Does he?
Whitney Cummings
I know why you're saying that.
Andrew Schultz
Look at him.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't see sperm.
Andrew Schultz
Out of your mind. He looks like. He looks like a sperm cell.
Whitney Cummings
No, from. What's that? Soul or something? That Disney movie.
Andrew Schultz
Those are ghosts.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I know what you're talking about. Is it soul?
Whitney Cummings
Soul.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Whitney Cummings
He kind of gives that face of one of them.
Andrew Schultz
You never seen the video of, like, the sperm when it's traveling through, like, the vagina and it's talking and they're like, we gonna get there. You never seen that?
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I haven't.
Andrew Schultz
Oh, it's amazing. There's another one. There's another one with the sperms in the butthole.
Charlamagne Tha God
I definitely. Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
And they can't find the ovaries.
Charlamagne Tha God
I definitely can't relate to that video. That's for sure.
Andrew Schultz
Salute to Shane, though. What else we got?
Whitney Cummings
Y' all want to talk about your boy Drake?
Andrew Schultz
What happened with Drake? Drake's diabolical. What happened?
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, going at LeBron.
Andrew Schultz
Yes. You know, he did this fight in Irish freestyle. Everybody said it was about LeBron James. To me, it sounds like it's about LeBron and all his NBA boos in his head. Drake has booze in his head. Ooh, he has NBA booze in his head.
Charlamagne Tha God
Imposter syndrome.
Andrew Schultz
I don't think it's imposter syndrome. I just think that Drake is a person who might be into people more than they into him. Cause, I mean, if you running around getting tattoos of people on you, but these people aren't returning the favor. And it's kind of crazy to diss somebody, but you got a tattoo of their jersey on your arm.
Charlamagne Tha God
But that's why I would be upset if I think that's my homie. We both came up together, you know, the last fucking.
Whitney Cummings
He's in la. Like, get over there.
Charlamagne Tha God
What does that mean? He's not from la. He's from Cleveland. He just moved there for a crazy bag, an opportunity.
Whitney Cummings
It's like LeBron during the. During the beef, whatever. He was like, you got this, like, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then he was like, well, LeBron.
Andrew Schultz
Was at the Pop off show and living his best life.
Whitney Cummings
But that's the thing. I can see if LeBron was playing two different sides, then he could be mad.
Andrew Schultz
But you would be mad if you saw your homie out and you saw your homie go, you know what? I'm Saying calling you a pedophile now.
Charlamagne Tha God
You gotta be crazy.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, you'd be a lot. I can see where he.
Whitney Cummings
But like you said earlier, you said no one told you to put these.
Andrew Schultz
Nobody told you to put their motherfuckers names on you, bro. Why you got the tattoo, bro?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's your homie.
Andrew Schultz
Imagine what Drake got on his ass cheeks. If he got that on his arm. What do you.
Charlamagne Tha God
What does he got?
Andrew Schultz
I don't know. Who does he have?
Charlamagne Tha God
Why are you even thinking?
Andrew Schultz
Who is on Drake? Who is on. Who is on tricks ass cheeks? Okay. What the. Who is on the ass cheeks? What if Drake have.
Charlamagne Tha God
I just. I just. I. I completely understand him being upset.
Whitney Cummings
Yeah, but he's making it worse for himself.
Charlamagne Tha God
Say again?
Whitney Cummings
He's making it worse.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't think so. I think that this was the. The best move that he made.
Whitney Cummings
Why?
Andrew Schultz
The last song, I think it was the best music.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think it's one, the song is fire two. Or like the rap is really good two. It shifted the conversation to him and LeBron.
Andrew Schultz
Nah, it still be like he's talking.
Charlamagne Tha God
About him and LeBron right now.
Andrew Schultz
It still look like he's playing the victim. And when he says the line about not making me tarnish your public image, we can insert this later, but go to the post that he. Go to the post that everybody was talking about, Taylor. The. The DM that they said was fake. Cause this is slick. And like, he says this shit about LeBron, play the. You got the line and n cry the blues for you saying it wasn't.
Charlamagne Tha God
Malicious, talking about we family.
Andrew Schultz
Well, I'm not the cousin to visit.
Charlamagne Tha God
God forbid we ever gotta tarnish your public image. All that brother talk as if I really discovered a sibling.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah. So listen, Drake. This is an alleged DM with Drake and somebody. And he said me and Universal is like. Like, if Nike was funding a campaign about LeBron cheating on his wife, Not Adidas or Reebok Nike, the company he'd been with since he started. My situation is not no screen shit. Let's connect the dots. So he said the thing about, don't make me tarnish your public image. Then this allegedly gets leaked by somebody saying, this is like if Nike was funding a campaign about LeBron cheating on his wife. Then he hits up academics and tells academics that this is fake. But then he posts a picture of him in the studio and he says what? He said, I thought this. I thought this one out or I thought this through or some shit. What was it? What did he say? I Thought this out. My point is you think all of this is a coincidence.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, but it's good. He's got people talking about something that not him losing a. He's got him talking about something that's not him losing a battle. Also, this is the first music that he put out post battle that people seem to be at least having a conversation around.
Andrew Schultz
It adds onto the you a sucker narrative and a sore loser, though.
Charlamagne Tha God
I don't think so.
Andrew Schultz
Why are you mad that Drake? Look, first of all, it is universally worldwide known you lost this rap battle. The only people that's still holding onto that is the die hard OVO fans who bought dick lasers and walk around with the dick. They do this to themselves. They put the dick on their own face, the dickhead. Those are the only people who think motherfucking, I mean, Kendrick lost this battle. So for you to do this and come out and say, hey, don't make me tarnish your public image, then say something about LeBron cheating on his wife in a DM, then hit academics and say it was fake, then post later and say, I thought this through. Why you this petty, bro? Why are you mad? Why are you mad at LeBron? Cause LeBron agrees with the rest of the world that you lost the battle.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, that's not why he's mad at LeBron. Okay, there's two different conversations here. Why is he mad at LeBron? Completely justified. Thought it was his homie. His homies at the Pop out show singing word for word. LeBron don't know a single word to any rap song. This is the first one he memorized and he was hitting that shit perfectly. He's hanging out with Steph. Remember when they were like, I don't know if it was overseas. And Steph was like, he got Steph.
Andrew Schultz
Tatted on him too.
Charlamagne Tha God
Is he Steph? Like, is this the only song that they got? Like, do we have to listen to this shit all summer? And LeBron's like, Nah, this fire. We gotta go. So he's co signed the fuck out of the song that's supposed to be your homie, right? So he doesn't feel like he got his back. That's one. So it's okay. It's justified to be annoyed by him. The question is, is it justified to write a song towards him in a discipline?
Andrew Schultz
Is it justified to say I'm a tarnish your public image and then try to elude or put it out there that he may be cheating on his fucking wife?
Charlamagne Tha God
I mean, if you rap a song about Me being a pedophile then.
Andrew Schultz
I didn't rap the song.
Charlamagne Tha God
LeBron did.
Andrew Schultz
I nodded along to it. Cause this shit fired. Yo, you're not gonna sit here and tell me Drake being the artist that he is, and he said this himself on the Hart Part six.
Charlamagne Tha God
Enemies.
Andrew Schultz
He said on the Hart Part six, if the song wasn't some bullshit, it's some shit that I could bop to. You mean to tell me that Drake ain't never just been sitting around minding his business, probably playing a video game or something? And just the A minor. Not on purpose, but just because the shit is so catchy?
Charlamagne Tha God
Who's he playing video games with A minor? Yeah, he got done with this shit for the rest of his life.
Andrew Schultz
Well, learn to fucking make some jokes.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Whitney Cummings
How come it's cool when he does it, but he can't take it away?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, I. I completely. I completely. He made up.
Whitney Cummings
He played all the memes on OVO Festival. When he dis Meek.
Andrew Schultz
I would completely feel like Drake is justified in anything he does because nobody wants to be called a pedophile. Nobody wants to have that stain on their jacket. But you said wild shit about Kendrick too, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
No, I agree.
Andrew Schultz
You said Kendrick beat his wife. He's a victim here. That's what I'm. That's all we're saying. You're not a victim, Drake. No, you said you're not a victim. You said Kendrick beat his wife. You said Kendrick's man was his. Was one of your child's baby's father. You can't. No, no.
Whitney Cummings
Do you think it's unforgettable?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Whitney Cummings
Unforgettable.
Charlamagne Tha God
Unforgettable.
Whitney Cummings
No. Unforgettable.
Charlamagne Tha God
What's unforgettable?
Whitney Cummings
What Drake is doing.
Andrew Schultz
Like, do you think we'll never forget this?
Charlamagne Tha God
Listen, people. Yeah, yeah, we might never forget, but people are already over it. Like, the reality is he's prolonged it. No, no, I know, but I'm saying people are already over. It's like now. Nobody cares, okay? That battle happened. Everybody's still playing Drake. You looked at all the numbers. He's the most streamed artist of the years. Yeah, yeah, but nobody cares either way. And we.
Whitney Cummings
But it's like Meek Mill. Like, Meek Mill still putting out music. But people look at him as a corny dude, though.
Charlamagne Tha God
No, it affects Drake in no way anymore.
Andrew Schultz
Nah, we don't look at Meek as corny.
Whitney Cummings
Yes, people do.
Chris
Within the celebrity power, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
But Meek did that shit to himself. He did that shit to himself with like, Twitter. Like, if. If he lost that Beef and then just kept on putting out music. I think it'd be fine. But Meek goes crazy on Twitter and people.
Andrew Schultz
But that's what Drake is doing. Drake is prolonging this shit. And guess what? But Kendrick put out a great album with gnx. He might put out another album. From what I'm hearing, you got the Grammys. He's definitely winning the Grammy for Not Like Us. He still got the super bowl, and he's going on tour. It's like all Drake had to do was go away, let the Kendrick tidal wave come through and do his thing. But every time he does stuff like this, it keeps the Kendrick tidal wave turning into a bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger tsunami. Because you know what? We start to see the impact that this shit really had on Drake. We seeing the impact. It's like when you. What's that movie where they put the bombs in people? What the fuck was I just watching? And this shit was happening where they put the bombs in people, then they walk off. And after they walk off, the person blows up. What the fuck was I just watching? It was something I was just watching. It was a superhero movie. I can't remember, but they put the bombs in you. They put the bombs in you, then you walk off, then they walk off. And you're alive for a little bit, then it blow, then you blow up. That's what Kendrick did. Kendrick planted all of these little bombs that we saw detonate in real time, but you didn't really see the impact until later.
Whitney Cummings
But I do think, though, regardless, people are gonna think that he's sad anyway. Cause when he went to that All White party, they were like, oh, he looks sad. And y' all.
Andrew Schultz
He said it. He said it in the song. He said in the song. I know you felt my coldness at the All White party. Or whatever the fuck. Like, come Drake. I'm gonna send Drake a dick laser. That's number two. I'm gonna send Drake a dick laser. I'm gonna put it on his shoes. Summer's here, and Nordstrom has everything you need for your best dress season ever. From beach days and weddings to weekend getaways in your everyday wardrobe discovery. Discover stylish options under $100 from tons of your favorite brands, like Mango Skims, Princess Polly and Madewell it's easy, too, with free shipping and free returns in store order, pickup and more. Shop today in stores online@nordstrom.com or download the Nordstrom app. Savor every last drop of summer with Starbucks. From bold refreshers to rich cold brews. The sunniest season only comes gets better with a handcrafted ice beverage in your hand. Available for a limited time.
Charlamagne Tha God
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Andrew Schultz
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Andrew Schultz
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Charlamagne Tha God
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Andrew Schultz
Venmo purchase restrictions apply. Let's do some asking idiots, mate.
Charlamagne Tha God
Let's do it.
Andrew Schultz
Let's do some asking idiots. Taylor Gang too.
Charlamagne Tha God
And then we step up out of here.
Whitney Cummings
Hot dogs are banned too in Korea.
Andrew Schultz
Let's do some asking idiots. Taylor Gang. Jlatt56 says, Would you ever produce a feature length film? And for my next trick, yeah, come on man. What you think we building over here for? What do you think we're building all of this stuff for? What do you think we got all this IP and everything for? I ain't talking about. And by the way, Brian, it is its own IP that could be film, could be a cartoon, could be a.
Charlamagne Tha God
Lot of different things, could be anything.
Andrew Schultz
But you know when you got book publishing companies and audio scripted publishing companies, podcast networks, there's a lot of IP that you could produce and turn into a feature length film. So stay tuned. See the God World Productions xocinyb says if you were to leave this earth due to a natural disaster, damn. Which would it be and why? Oh, easy call. Go climate change motherfucker.
Charlamagne Tha God
Nah.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, this shit. The Earth has done this before. Other planets have done this before. Did you see that shit that the CIA released where they were using people who had ESP capabilities? And these people were talking about. And this, this was 40 years ago. I can't remember the name of the project, but they was, they were talking about the life on Mars that they saw and they were communicating with the life on Mars that used to exist. And the guy was like, yo, there's pyramids. And he was like, yo, these beings are distressed. He was describing what they were wearing. He was like, their clothes were like fitted and he was like, these beings are very distressed and they're looking for another place to go. You know, they're saying that this planet is no longer inhabitable for them. And he was like, damn, this system got wiped out because of some sort of apocalyptic environmental event. Or not even to go that deep because this really happened. You can Google it on the CIA. You ever seen the last episode of Dinosaurs?
Charlamagne Tha God
No.
Andrew Schultz
Remember Dinosaurs that used to come on tgif?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
Last episode of Dinosaurs. How did they go out?
Charlamagne Tha God
It's the ice age. Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
It was like, ooh, daddy is cold. Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
It's like really tragic.
Andrew Schultz
And none of it. Guess what? Throughout the whole episode, throughout the whole season, all the seasons, dinosaurs. Nobody believed in climate change. And then it took him the fuck out. Missrui says, how do you guys feel about sleepwalkers?
Charlamagne Tha God
It's a tragic illness, man.
Andrew Schultz
It is.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think it affects a lot of good people and it's, it's. We gotta have a lot of empathy.
Whitney Cummings
You guys know any?
Charlamagne Tha God
I had a roommate.
Andrew Schultz
You had a roommate who sleepwalked?
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. And his worst one was he slept walk and woke himself up in your ass. I was out of town. He woke himself up on the bathroom of like the third or fourth floor. We live on the first floor. Yeah. Completely naked in a bathroom, no feet. You could get naked. Sleepwalk, walking.
Andrew Schultz
He.
Charlamagne Tha God
So he had to walk there sleepwalking naked all the way up. Does he sleep naked where he got got naked. So he took his clothes off while he's asleep?
Andrew Schultz
Yeah.
Charlamagne Tha God
I feel like I don't know about all that, bro. I think you're a little bit more of a showman if you're doing that. I mean, here's.
Whitney Cummings
I think you'd wake up sleepwalking though. How?
Charlamagne Tha God
I could barely take my underwear off awake without falling. I bet you could pounce on one.
Andrew Schultz
But if you already sleep naked.
Charlamagne Tha God
If you always sleep naked. I wasn't in town that weekend, so maybe it was. But long story short, awake. So up on the wrong floor, completely naked in a bathroom. Wow. And he's got to get some help.
Andrew Schultz
So it can happen. That can happen.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. So he had to rip the shower curtains off and then walk back down our dorms in the shower curtain.
Whitney Cummings
But what is that though, when it's sleepwalking? I just don't. I don't get it. Like, how does it happen? Cuz your eyes are open.
Charlamagne Tha God
I think a lot of people say it's trauma. No, your eyes are somewhat trauma.
Andrew Schultz
Hey, I want to salute the lil baby too. Lil Baby got the number one album in the country.
Charlamagne Tha God
Tweaker is way bigger than that tweaker.
Andrew Schultz
What the. Oh, the song. JLo.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, come on.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, JLo Jello. I said hold on tight. Cause I tweaking and I heard that she wanna show whoa me who she be. I'm kind of with it. Show me some mo. Yo, you know what's so interesting about the Jello thing? Jello put out a song.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
And even though Lamelo ball is in the league balling and you know Lonzo's been hurt, I've heard more about jello ball this week than I've heard about Melo ar Lonzo.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah. That's crazy. Probably a year song went crazy.
Andrew Schultz
Yes. Shout out to. But I do want to shout out to Lil Baby because he got the number one album in the country. I think they say he's doing like 130,000 and.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, nice.
Andrew Schultz
No jump. I don't know why no Jumper told y' all that lie. That was something that somebody sent me over the holiday break. They sent me a link to a video that said it was from no jumper. And Adam22 said charlamagne tha God took down. And we can end on this. Charlamagne tha God took down the little baby interview. Cause of low view count. One thing I realized over the holidays, just watching certain things. Why do people. You talk about politicians. Why do people just lie? For content.
Charlamagne Tha God
Why would he say that?
Andrew Schultz
I have no idea. And well, I do know what I did was just trying to create content in.
Charlamagne Tha God
But was the video taken down at any point in time?
Andrew Schultz
Yes, the video. I'm glad you asked. I interviewed Lil Baby for my out of context series on YouTube. I do what I always do with not all out of context interviews, but certain ones. I did it with Glorilla, I did it with Big Sean, I did it with Lil Baby. Played it on Breakfast Club, Right? So on breakfast club, that's 8 million listeners, 100 plus markets, whatever, whatever. And then I put it out on YouTube around 9:30 that morning and it was up for like maybe two and a half hours. And then, you know, of course what happens? Everything shit starts going viral, right? Like the clip of, you know, him talking about Gunna. The clip of him, you know, when I asked him about how did he feel about Kendrick Lamar shouting him out in the. The Not Like Us song.
Charlamagne Tha God
Yeah, all those.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, that shit went crazy. QC My guy P, he asked me to take it down. He called me, he was like, yo, man, we trying to give the little yachty interview Some. Some room to breathe. It was just miscommunication between my team and qc. Cause I didn't know a Lil Yachty interview was coming out. By the way, Lil Yachty, you did a phenomenal job, by the way.
Charlamagne Tha God
Oh, oh, they want to give the Lil Yachty interview with Lil Baby time to breathe.
Andrew Schultz
Yeah, Lil Yachty came out that Wednesday, which I didn't know. I was already. I was just. In my mind, I had already scheduled the Lil Baby interview to go Thursday morning. We gonna air it on Breakfast Club Thursday morning. I'm put it out on YouTube, the social media clips gonna go out, blah, blah, blah. All of that happened. And once again, Lil Yachty, I thought you did a fantastic job. I thought that, you know, Lil Baby. And I wanna say this to all artists. This is why I'm bringing this up. Not even really because of Adam 22. Even though that was just a complete lie that he said. But all artists should only go to places where you're comfortable to have conversations.
Charlamagne Tha God
Because, yeah, fuck the platform.
Andrew Schultz
Fuck who's got the most numbers. Go where you're comfortable. You know why? Cause when you're comfortable, you're gonna give your best conversation and it's gonna go viral anyway, bro.
Charlamagne Tha God
You know, I mean, I completely agree. Like.
Andrew Schultz
Like, I watched the Lil Yachty interview and I was like, damn, I could never get that out of Baby. Why? Cause me and Baby don't have a relationship like that. Him and Yachty are actually friends, right?
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what everybody was saying. When we had 50 on. It was like. The reaction from 50 was like, Bro, I didn't know. Everybody knew 50 was funny. I didn't know. He's this fucking hilarious. Da, da da.
Andrew Schultz
It's like, but when have we ever seen 50 on with an actual comedian?
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly. With. With comedians. But also when someone isn't there to try to get you, or someone isn't where you can actually calm down, hang out and have fun, and you get this best version. So the Yachty with the Baby thing is interesting.
Andrew Schultz
And that's what Baby did. They did it at his house in Miami. Him and Yachty on the same label. They got a real good relationship. Baby even said to him, I want you to ask me the things you ask me when we're not on camera. And it made for a great conversation.
Charlamagne Tha God
So you were trying to accommodate P. Hit me.
Andrew Schultz
P's my guy. P's like, yo, man, can we take it down? Give Yachty some room to breathe? No problem with that. Then the next day, I put it on Private. And then the next day it was like, yo, baby don't wanna put the interview out. I mean, like, well, it's already been out. Like, is that. You know what I'm saying? Like, it already aired on Breakfast Club. It's already, you know, it's out as an audio podcast. Like, it's out. It already went crazy viral. But I'm not the type of person that's gonna trip if an artist don't.
Charlamagne Tha God
Want it don't change your life.
Andrew Schultz
It don't change my life at all. Now, I know some of y' all might be like, how could you ever take down a little baby interview? That shit don't change my life in no way.
Charlamagne Tha God
So you're only interviewing people that you're interested to talk to.
Andrew Schultz
And they have. He asked me to do it.
Charlamagne Tha God
Exactly.
Andrew Schultz
Well, QC asked me to do it. But either way, the moral of the story is, Adam, I don't know why you would lie like that. Say that I took it down for low viewpoint.
Charlamagne Tha God
Is it possible that Adam thinks that that's what happened?
Andrew Schultz
No, I'll tell you exactly what happened. And listen only. There's two people that asked me the day of why the interview came down.
Chris
Two people.
Andrew Schultz
One of them was DJ Akademiks Salute to Act. ACT was like, yo, what happened to the interview?
Charlamagne Tha God
Interesting, right? Yeah.
Andrew Schultz
By the way, AK already had it. AK got it. You know what I'm saying? But he was like, yo, what happened to the interview? And I told him what happened. So when Adam said that, said what? He said about me taking it down for low view count me. And AK was talking and AK was just like. He told me he made that shit up. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like. It's just like, come on, bro. And by the way, the thing that. The reason I. Adam, you got me out here trying to defend you, the reason I respect ak, not just cause as a person, because that's my guy. Right. But also he took the time to ask me.
Charlamagne Tha God
Well, that's the thing. If you got connection to somebody and you don't reach out, you don't care about the result.
Andrew Schultz
By the way, if you don't reach out, you actually don't care. You're just trying to create content. Nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining.
Charlamagne Tha God
That's what I said about Matt Barnes.
Andrew Schultz
What about it?
Charlamagne Tha God
You could have reached out and got the timeline right. Matt.
Andrew Schultz
He don't know you, though.
Charlamagne Tha God
He knows you. That's the only.
Andrew Schultz
Man, leave this alone.
Charlamagne Tha God
I fuck with you.
Andrew Schultz
I'm fuck with you as always. As always. If you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit. You're right, too. It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.
Podcast Summary: "TweakerKnockers" | The Brilliant Idiots
Episode Information:
The episode kicks off with a humorous skit involving Charlamagne and Andrew pitching a fictional cocktail product, setting a lighthearted tone. The conversation soon transitions to their recent vacations:
Andrew Schulz shares his experience flying to Anguilla, overcoming his fear of small planes despite initial reservations. He humorously describes braving a flight with a pilot who had just obtained his license, emphasizing the unexpected fun that ensued.
“I asked the pilot, I said, yo, how long you been doing this? He said, oh, I just got my license yesterday. Let’s go.” ([01:03])
Charlamagne Tha God recounts his relaxation at Anguilla’s Governor's Beach, highlighting the serene environment contrasted with the more bustling St. Bart's. He notes the absence of amenities like music and beach clubs, painting a picture of untouched natural beauty.
While dining at a restaurant in St. Bart's, Charlamagne and Andrew unexpectedly meet Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys:
Charlamagne describes the surreal moment when Jerry Jones approaches their table, thanking Charlamagne for his support. This encounter becomes a platform for Chris to voice frustrations about Jerry Jones' management of the Cowboys.
“Yo, man, thank you for all your support, Charlemagne.” ([04:52])
Andrew expresses disappointment, sharing a personal anecdote about his father’s loyalty to the Cowboys despite on-field performance, emphasizing long-standing support.
“My dad tased a former Marine on 911 at MetLife Stadium at a Cowboys-Jets game. That's how much he rides for you.” ([06:12])
The conversation reveals tensions surrounding the Cowboys' recent performances and Jerry Jones' handling of the team, with both hosts expressing skepticism about the future prospects of the franchise.
The hosts delve into observations about race dynamics:
Charlamagne points out the lack of racial diversity at Governor's Beach, noting that their group was among the few Black individuals present. He reflects on the broader implications of racial representation in such exclusive locales.
“I saw four Black people walk to the end of the beach. When you start walking at the beach. This...” ([03:33])
This segment touches on subtle racism and the exclusivity of certain vacation spots, sparking a conversation about societal norms and inclusion.
The discussion shifts to recent sexual harassment allegations against sports commentator Skip Bayless:
Andrew critiques the absurdity of claims that Skip Bayless offered $1.5 million for sex, questioning the plausibility of such allegations and suggesting ulterior motives behind the rumors.
“They offered $1.5 million for some pussy. I am supermodel, badass woman, why do you say no?” ([17:37])
Whitney Cummings joins the conversation, engaging in a humorous debate about the ethics and absurdity of the allegations, highlighting the exaggerated nature of the claims.
The hosts use humor to dissect the allegations, blending serious critique with lighthearted banter, demonstrating their trademark blend of intellect and comedy.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to political discourse and media influence:
Renaming the Gulf of Mexico: They discuss Donald Trump’s controversial suggestion to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, critiquing it as an example of his unconventional approach to media and politics.
“Changing the name to the Gulf of America. What a beautiful name. And it's appropriate.” ([29:25])
Affordable Care Act vs. Obamacare: The hosts differentiate between the Affordable Care Act and Obamacare, emphasizing the tangible benefits delivered to Americans, particularly those with pre-existing conditions.
“Or you have a flat number like 1,500,000, you’re not gonna say, I’ll give you 1.5.” ([16:37])
Bernie Sanders and Democratic Party Critique: They express support for Bernie Sanders’ approach to combating political corruption and advocate for greater transparency within the Democratic Party.
“Bernie Sanders, I should have listened to him more.” ([50:16])
Elon Musk’s Media Power: The conversation highlights Elon Musk’s acquisition and transformation of Twitter/X, discussing its impact on media dissemination and political influence.
“Elon Musk is the single most powerful person in all the media this year.” ([63:25])
Mediaite Top 75 List: Andrew reads excerpts from Mediaite’s Top 75 most influential in news media list, proudly noting his and Charlamagne’s inclusion. They critique the traditional media landscape and celebrate the rise of podcasts and streaming platforms.
“Mediaite put out their annual list of top studies. Pull it up, Taylor.” ([54:00])
The segment underscores the shift from legacy media to new-age platforms, emphasizing the hosts’ roles in shaping contemporary media narratives.
The hosts discuss their experiences with content distribution and censorship:
Andrew recounts his interview with Lil Baby being removed from YouTube due to low view counts, despite its popularity on their podcast. He addresses misinformation spread by Adam22 regarding the removal, asserting the importance of authentic content over manipulative strategies.
“We were trying to give the Lil Yachty interview some room to breathe. It was just miscommunication between my team and QC.” ([75:32])
They critique the dynamics of content control and the challenges faced by podcasters in maintaining creative freedom amidst pressures to conform to platform algorithms.
The discussion transitions to the evolving landscape of comedy and entertainment:
Comedians and Media Platforms: Charlamagne and Andrew explore how comedians like Whitney Cummings and Shane Gillis navigate the shift from traditional media to platforms like YouTube, allowing for more authentic and edgy content.
“Comedians are starting trying to get the deals. Like I remember when I was putting out on Instagram and YouTube originally, I was just like, I'm not doing different comedy. I need to just put it out in a place where I can do the comedy that I want.” ([99:30])
Roasts and Live Events: They share experiences from events like the Golden Globes, praising Nikki Glaser’s hosting and the integration of edgy humor into mainstream platforms.
“Lil Baby got the number one album in the country.” ([119:53])
Hip Hop Media Critique: The hosts critique personalities like Elliot Gillis, emphasizing the importance of maintaining authenticity and avoiding bitterness in media portrayals.
“He's playing a character that he's not even built to play.” ([84:13])
Podcasting and IP Development: They advocate for leveraging their podcast and media networks to build intellectual property (IP) that benefits broader communities, contrasting with critics who focus solely on personal gain.
“If what you build only benefits you, it's not big enough.” ([82:03])
The episode wraps up with:
Book Releases: Andrew announces upcoming releases from their publishing imprint, Black Privilege Publishing, highlighting memoirs and sequels that explore themes of love, legacy, and resilience.
“I have some really, really good ones coming out. ... Anita's second book, 'The Wind on Her Tongue,' will be out January 21, 2025.” ([77:10])
Encouragement for Authentic Engagement: Both hosts emphasize the importance of genuine conversations and building meaningful connections over chasing numbers or succumbing to platform pressures.
“You got to stop running to other people's podcasts to express these opinions. You have the bigger picture.” ([86:16])
Final Thoughts: They reaffirm their commitment to providing honest, incisive commentary, blending humor with critical analysis to engage listeners on a variety of pertinent issues.
“We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast. You think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit.” ([87:15])
Notable Quotes:
Conclusion: In "TweakerKnockers," Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz blend personal anecdotes with sharp political and media critiques, offering listeners a comprehensive and engaging discussion on everything from exclusive vacation spots and surprising celebrity encounters to the intricate dynamics of modern media influence and political authenticity. Their candid conversations, punctuated with humor and insightful commentary, provide a rich narrative that both entertains and provokes thoughtful reflection.