112: Farting on A Plane is FINE

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Broski Report with Brittany Broski

Episode 112: Farting on A Plane is FINE
Release Date: October 7, 2025
Host: Brittany Broski
Producer: Audioboom Studios

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Overview

In this lively solo episode, Brittany Broski returns with comedic force to share her recent travels, obsessions, and hot takes for Broski Nation. She riffs on Southern culture, American and British travel experiences, her current wellness routines, music, TikTok food trends, and—most memorably—delivers her definitive PSA about farting on airplanes. As always, the episode blends earnest gossip, enthusiastic recommendations, and the unique "Broski Report" banter that fans love.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Southern Nostalgia & Upcoming Texas Trip

[02:30]

• Brittany shares she’s heading back to Texas for Austin City Limits (ACL) festival, both excited (“I miss the culture of the South and Southern hospitality and the fucking food,” [02:40]) and a bit apprehensive (“Am I kind of terrified to go back? Yes.” [02:40]).
• Hozier will be performing at ACL, and Brittany is comically over-the-top: “I’m in the crowd and I’m naked. Anyway, going to ACL...” [03:07]
• Discussion of a unique Austin boat rental experience on Lady Bird Lake.

2. Podcast Format Shake-Up & New Audience Segment

[04:37]

• Brittany contemplates switching the podcast format to be more interactive by incorporating pre-planned audience-taught segments, possibly through video submissions.
• She reflects on the difference between "quasi" and "pseudo" live, sharing her discovery: “Quasi means almost or partially, while pseudo means false or fake.” [05:36]

3. The Etiquette & Reality of Farting on Airplanes

[06:43 – 09:10]

• The main theme—Brittany's public announcement: sometimes you have to fart on a plane and that's normal.
• Comedic, unfiltered discussion about bodily functions during flights:

  “People are farting next to me and I’m like, you are the most disgusting, fucking nasty human. Get your toes and your farts out of this airplane...” [07:10]
  But in the same breath, admits:
  “The other side of me is if I'm in the air and my stomach hurts, I got to fart, okay? Because I’m in pain... I don’t have a gallbladder. Cut me some slack.” [07:46]

• “I was being big, fat, big, fat, white farter...honky farter number one.” [08:49]
• Advocates for decency: “If you are farting the entire plane ride, though, I will say something. You keep firing off warning shots with your butt...Go to the restroom.” [07:43]

4. London Adventures: London Dungeon & Mr. Fogg’s

[12:12 – 20:30]

• Brittany gives a hilarious and detailed review of the London Dungeon attraction:

  “What the London Dungeon actually is going to be is more what I would characterize as immersive black box theater...a walk through haunted house with character actors...” [12:47]

  • Highlight: Gets sprayed with fake plague “bladder” water (“He whips out his hand and starts digging around in the corpse... he does this where he, like, flings the organ and water comes out, and I go, ew. And so the whole first row, we're like, what the fuck? Ew. Sorry, bladder.” [15:56])
  • Ultimately, she rates it 10/10 and highly recommends it.
• Raves about Mr. Fogg’s Apothecary, a Victorian-themed craft cocktail bar with theatrical drinks (“Especially when you’re drunk, clapping like a fucking baby that you just did a magic trick in front of. Literally, me at Mr. Fogg’s Apothecary.” [18:45])

5. Broadway Fun: Little Shop of Horrors

[20:30 – 22:44]

• Brittany, with friends, attends “Little Shop of Horrors” in New York.
• Is blown away by Jeremy Kushnier’s performance as the dentist:

  “His performance as this fucking doctor...is one of the funniest things I have seen in my entire life. I laughed so hard that it genuinely got to a level... you are so funny it’s pissing me off.” [21:20]

6. Media Obsessions: House of Guinness & Irish Accents

[26:28 – 36:01]

• Brittany’s new TV obsession: “House of Guinness,” a drama about the Guinness brewing dynasty (“Anthony Boyle is what I’m here to talk to you guys about. Today we have a new one. We have Target Lock...Anthony Boyle.” [28:58])
• In-depth (and very Broski) appreciation for actor Anthony Boyle and Louis Partridge, plus digressions about Irish regional accents (“What the fuck are y’ all saying down there in Cork? Again, I agree with it.” [30:51])
• Discusses narrative choices—namely, the historically speculative queerness of Arthur Guinness—and praises the show for bringing complexity to the story.
• Shouts out Jack Gleeson’s (“Joffrey Baratheon”) comedic role.

7. Mental Health & New Habits

[36:17 – 44:01]

• Shares that she’s been prescribed Gabapentin for anxiety:

  “Am I on the dog's Xanax? Yeah, I’m on the dog Xanax. He put me on the Doggy Xan because I think a real life Xan...I don’t need that just yet.” [36:59]

• Encourages seeking help and breaking the stigma around anxiety.
• Other wellness routines:
  • Listening to KUSC for curated classical music to calm down.
  • Rediscovering the joy of “flat whites” as a coffee order (“...about evolving as a woman, as an adult, as a human being. At a certain point it got to be too much milk for me...” [41:39])
  • The thrill of The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf’s return: “The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf is so back. Oh my God, she's back. She's literally so back.” [42:52]

8. Food Trends: Heirloom Tomato ‘Crumble Cookies’ & TikTok Snacks

[44:01 – 48:27]

• Describes the viral heirloom tomato “cookie plate” trend on TikTok—varied savory toppings on thick tomato slices (“You dry them off a little bit and you put six of the patties down and then you do different toppings on each one.” [44:14])
• Shares honest reactions: which toppings slapped, which missed (“I can’t do cottage cheese. I’ll shit my pants.” [45:06]; “Pickle hummus though, you have my attention. I bought it...Hey, it wasn’t bad. It wasn’t bad. But again, I don’t like hummus.” [46:05])
• Discloses “Minnesota sushi”: ham, pickle, and cream cheese rolls (“That shit busts. That shit hits. It’s very good. But when you look at it, you think, oh, that's horrible. Oh, you should go to jail.” [48:10])
• Affirms: “I’m a savory girl.”

9. Life Updates: Knitting, Friendship, and the Power of Making Plans

[48:29 – 51:13]

• Shares she’s learned to knit, celebrates how it gets her off her phone.
• Urges listeners to proactively plan friend trips (“If you’re waiting around for your friends to make plans and invite you, maybe step up and be the friend that makes a plan.” [50:53])
• Stresses the need for memories that don’t only focus on drinking or substances.

10. Creative Projects: Trixie Mattel Makeup Collab

[51:23 – 52:09]

• Grateful for the successful launch of the Trixie x Broski palette, promises a restock, and explains her cool-toned color philosophy (“If you don't like cool tone, then it's not for you. And that's okay.” [52:09])

11. Current Favorite Music: Songs of the Week

[52:13 – 56:12]

• “My Honest Face” by Inhaler (“There’s something in it. There’s crack in that fucking song.” [53:12])
• “Dracula” by Tame Impala
• Picks from 070 Shake’s new album “Petrichor,” highlighting “Elephant” and “Vagabond.”
• Older hit: “Going Back to Where I Belong” by Sugar Pie DeSanto
• Still listening to Get Down Services, Fontaines D.C., and Mumford & Sons.
• Bursts with excitement about the upcoming Hozier and Mumford & Sons collaboration: “You mean the collab that we’ve been waiting for since I was fucking in high school?” [55:39]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Brittany on flying etiquette:

  “You keep firing off warning shots with your butt...We all know it’s you shitting your pants over here. Just step into the lavatory and let them go. Thank you.” [07:43]

• On London Dungeon:

  “He whips out his hand and starts digging around in the corpse...he flings the organ and water comes out, and I go, ew…Sorry, bladder.” [15:56]

• On mental health:

  “Am I on the dog’s Xanax? Yeah, I’m on the dog Xanax…And shout out to the bitches that do [take real meds]. Shout out to the Klonopin girls.” [36:59]

• On friendship:

  “If you’re waiting around for your friends to make plans and invite you, maybe step up and be the friend that makes a plan.” [50:53]
  “It’s worth it. Life is so short. You need to start making more wholesome memories with your friends that don’t involve…alcohol and substance.” [51:01]

• On the Trixie collab:

  “I'm very cool tone girl, so it’s a very cool tone collection. I’m just gonna put that out there. If you don’t like cool tone, then it’s not for you. And that’s okay.” [52:09]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Texas & ACL trip chat: [02:30]
• Podcast format ideas & audience engagement: [04:37]
• Plane fart etiquette PSA: [06:43]
• London Dungeon & Mr. Fogg’s review: [12:12 – 20:30]
• Little Shop of Horrors Broadway story: [20:30 – 22:44]
• House of Guinness obsession: [26:28 – 36:01]
• Mental health & habits: [36:17 – 44:01]
• TikTok food trends/Heirloom tomato cookies: [44:01 – 48:27]
• Knitting & friendship advice: [48:29 – 51:13]
• Trixie Mattel palette news: [51:23 – 52:09]
• Songs of the week: [52:13 – 56:12]

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Tone & Style

• Unfiltered, humorous, and relatable, Brittany alternates between bits, storytelling, and sincere advice—often jumping between her “co-host persona” and herself for comedic effect.
• Blunt, affectionate, and highly interactive as she riffs with her audience (“Let me know what you think about this!” [05:10])

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Closing

Brittany wraps with gratitude for Broski Nation’s support, music recs, and a reminder about new merch and upcoming Royal Court episodes. She ends with her signature whimsical energy, “Love you, be safe, be good.” [56:12]

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For a full Broski Report playlist and merch, see links in the episode description. For more Royal Court episodes, subscribe to the separate channel.

Transcript

[Brittany Broski]

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[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

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[Brittany Broski]

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[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

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[Brittany Broski]

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[Ryan Seacrest]

Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in.

[Brittany Broski]

Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Report with your host, Brittany Broski. I've traveled every road in this here land I've been everywhere, man I've been everywhere, man I cross the desert bear, man Breathe the mountain air, man Travel I've had my share, man I've been everywhere I've been.

[Brittany Broski]

Actually, I'm gonna read the lyrics. Who the fuck sings that? I only know the Texas version, too.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

I've been everywhere.

[Brittany Broski]

Oh, it's a Johnny Cash song. Of course. I've Been Everywhere Lyrics. Texas I've been Hawaii, Kohako, Hondo, Navasota.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Winsboro, Jacksboro, Hillsboro, Santa Rosa, Austin, Houston, Gavson, Texarkana, Frisco, Buffalo, Conroe, Corsicana, Goliad, Glen rose, red oak, post oak, live oak, lone oak no joke.

[Brittany Broski]

I've been everywhere, man wow, they really did something there. They really did something with that.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Hi, y'. All. Welcome back. This is a Victorian cowboy episode of the Rescue Fort. Y' all knew it was coming. Come on now. Come on with me. Come on with me now hey, can I get on a goliad grows backlin rose red oak postal flag o float oak dojo when the sun goes down on my side of town and that lonesome feeling goes through my door and the whole world turns blue Y' all know that I spend most every night Beneath the light of a neon moon so I feel as you're one and only. Love that fucking song.

[Brittany Broski]

Okay, guys, lock in. Oh, my God.

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[Brittany Broski]

Okay, y', all, it's time to get really fucking serious. I'm headed back to Texas this weekend, so I'm celebrating, naturally.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

One of the scariest states in the country.

[Brittany Broski]

Yes. And am I kind of terrified to go back? Yes. But do I miss the culture of the south and Southern hospitality and the fucking food? Yeah, I do. Going to acl.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Going to ACL this weekend.

[Brittany Broski]

So if I see, I see. I'll see y' all out there. And I mean that. I'll see y' all out there. Hosier's performing.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm.

[Brittany Broski]

Duh. Oh, Hosier's gonna be. Yeah, I'm there.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Yeah, I'm there.

[Brittany Broski]

I'm in the crowd and I'm naked. Anyway, going to acl. I'm doing what the else. Let me tell you about this company and I forget the. Probably should know the name. It's this boat rental company that you can do in Austin on Ladybird. Lady.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Lady Bird Lake. Lady Bird lake.

[Brittany Broski]

It's about 100 degrees in this room.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

And I've had about 18 shots of espresso. If you can't tell, sometimes I do.

[Brittany Broski]

Zoom out and I'm like, if you're not. If you.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

At this.

[Brittany Broski]

I've hit a wall when it comes to recruiting Brosi Nation. You guys are here, okay? And I am very annoying. And at this point, you're used to it. It's like, it's like the devil you know. You know what I mean? You're used to my level of annoying.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

When I'm bruh.

[Brittany Broski]

67. 67 bruh.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

I'm like, when the sun goes down, just stim.

[Brittany Broski]

Its stim hour. Y' all are used to that. New people aren't gonna be used to that. So sometimes I feel the need to be like, hi, guys, I'm Brittany Broski. Welcome back to the Broski Report.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Today we're gonna be talking about music.

[Brittany Broski]

Like that's really not. We're balls deep into it today.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

I'm like Anthony Boyle.

[Brittany Broski]

I need to bounce on Anthony Boyle. Okay, so there's, there's, there's a run of show and I'm also going to introduce and let me know what you guys think about this. Hey, if you're texting me, don't. If you're texting me, please don't. You know what I mean? And if you've ever texted me, don't, because I'm doing this and this is very serious work, as you can see. Obviously.

[SeatGeek/Rocket Money Advertiser]

What the fuck was I going to say?

[Brittany Broski]

Oh, there's a run of show here and if you know, you know, you're familiar with it. You know what I mean? I come in, I talk about what I've been up to, I talk about what I've been obsessed with, and then maybe I answer. We're gonna switch that up a little bit. We're gonna switch that up on y'. All. I'd like to introduce a new segment in the middle where I teach you something that's pre planned and then we take audience requests. That's right. I'm opening the Florida Broski Nation and what y' all want me to learn about or if y' all want to teach me something. So we might start introducing. And this is Just me spitballing, y'.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

All.

[Brittany Broski]

Let me know what you think about this. Like video submissions and we'd play a Broski Nation video.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Hi, Brittany. I'm from Yakima, Washington.

[Brittany Broski]

Okay. Real place. And here's what I want to teach you. And then, of course, I'll listen to the thing. I'll be like, okay, yes, diva. And then I'll be like, how interesting. And then I'll look it up on my own. Okay, but you give me a little introductory thing and then I'm good.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

That's what I'm.

[Brittany Broski]

It's in my brain right now. Let me go ahead and clear my throat for you guys. That's what's in my head right now. Because we kind of do a quasi, you know, pseudo version of that right now. And I don't know if quasi and pseudo are interchangeable in the way that I just use them. Are quasi and pseudo the same? Quasi means almost or partially, while pseudo means false or fake. See the beauty of just looking something up, because I probably would have gone the whole rest of my day interchanging those, and they're not.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

It's quite paradoxical as far as I.

[Brittany Broski]

Have a double entendre. It's quite paradoxical. Yeah. Like the Measly Brothers. I really. The Measly brothers make me laugh. They make me laugh. And Drew Ski. Drew Ski just did another stream with Kai and Kevin. And I laughed and I laughed. And did I watch the 37 minute compilation best moments, funny moments that Kai just uploaded? Yeah, I did. I had my little morning breakfast and I watched the whole damn thing and it was fantastic. And I laughed also. Could have been love, too.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

He released the casting call.

[Brittany Broski]

I laughed anyway. Okay, here's what I wanted to talk about today. I've been gone as I do. I travel. They still let me on planes. Even though I got this big farter on me. Even though. Even though, hey, carry on. This big ass. This big shitter. And not ass in the sexual sense of like, damn, she's got a fatty. This ass as like a weapon. As like big farter. Big shitter. She had whole milk before this. And I just. This last fight I was on. Let me know what you guys think about this, okay? Because sometimes I get on a flight and people are farting next to me and I'm like, you are the most disgusting, fucking nasty human. Get your toes and your farts out of this airplane. I mean that. I mean that. And don't put your feet on shit.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Don't put it up on the wall. Up on the thing when your toes.

[Brittany Broski]

Are gripping, you're pissing me off. That's one side of me, okay? The other side of me is if I'm in the air and my stomach hurts, I got a fart, okay? Because I'm in pain.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

And when you're. It's a pressurized cabin, my guts are bubbling, okay?

[Brittany Broski]

I don't have a gallbladder. Cut me some slack sometimes I got a fart, and they're blanks. I'm shooting blanks on the plane, okay? I'm farting, but there's. There's no stink in the chamber, okay? Or maybe we're just 30, 000ft up in the air. My nose is plugged up, okay? But sometimes. Yeah, man, I get it, okay? And I. I cut some people some grace if they're farting. If you are farting the entire plane ride, though, I will say something. I will come up. You keep firing off warning shots with your butt. Just go. Go to the restroom. Hi. Yeah, just go to the restroom. We all know it's you shitting your pants over here. Just step into the lavatory and let them go. Thank you. Because at least in the lavatory, there's that poop spray. There's that shit spray, okay? And it always smells like an old man. Smells like an old man shit. Okay? So anyway, I've been traveling a bunch. I went to London, and on my flight to London, I was being big farter number one. I was being big, fat, big, fat, white farter.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

That's what I was being on the.

[Brittany Broski]

Plane, I was being honky farter number one.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

And I hate being that stereotype, but.

[Brittany Broski]

Ultimately, I am, okay? It's probably the big honky farter. Yeah, it is. So I was farting, and I felt bad about it. And then we landed, we just did some crazy in London, y'.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

All.

[Brittany Broski]

Broski Nation is making mo. Like. I mean, we recorded some stuff abroad that will bring y' all to your knees, because it brought me to mine, okay? There are certain guests coming up on Royal Court. There are certain things that we're cooking that are very exciting, and I'm very, very, very excited, very genuinely, to have you guys see it, because it's just getting bigger and better. You know, Royal Court's my little baby. And, like, it really feels awesome to have people see the value in what I'm doing, because there is nothing worse than being interviewed by someone who doesn't know you, who doesn't give a about you, who didn't do research, you know, and like, I watched so many celebrity interviews because I'm a fan of pop, as we all are, where it's like, oh, my God, this interviewer is so. It's honestly, like secondhand embarrassment to watch, to, like, over sexualize a guest, to ask very surface level things. Asking Cillian Murphy about memes. Why are you doing that?

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Why are you doing that?

[Brittany Broski]

You're pissing me off.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Okay.

[Brittany Broski]

I'm so serious. That's one of the greatest living actors. You're gonna be like, are you aware.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Of a meme of your face acting like you're repulsed?

[Brittany Broski]

Oh, so it's like that. I'm just. I'm overseeing that. And I think that these people are artists and they want to be talked to like artists and like humans. And so that's my. That's my joy and my pleasure, my privilege, ultimately. So, yeah, it's. It's really awesome. Shit's happening with Royal Court Team, and thank you for watching it and thank you for your support. Ultimately, that's what I wanted to say.

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[Brittany Broski]

We were in London doing that. And when I was in London, I had visited a tourist attraction, as one does, called the London Dungeon. Now let me dissuade you or actually persuade you to go give this a try. Because what I thought was the Tower of London, that's what I wanted. I wanted to go see the old cells and the dungeons and like where the crown jewels are and like, surely the Tower of London's haunted all that. I thought that's what I was signing up for. No, ma'.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Am.

[Brittany Broski]

No, ma'.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Am.

[Brittany Broski]

What the London Dungeon actually is going to be is more what I would characterize as immersive black box theater. What the London Dungeon is and continues to be is a kind of Halloween Horror Nights vibe. Like, it is a walk through haunted house with character actors who don't warn you that you're going to get wet, you're going to get screamed at, you're. They're not going to touch you, okay? You're not getting touched by these people. You're not being diddled by the, the actors at London Dungeon. However, you are going to be scared. You are going to have Mystery liquid thrown at you and people are going to be screaming and running around you. The lights are going to go out. It's. It's scary, but it's funny also, it's informative. I rate the London Dungeon 10 out of 10, I would just say, and honestly, I had more of a blast because I didn't know what to expect once you kind of realize what it is, what's going on. And by the way, does this experience end with a ride? With a roller coaster ride? Yeah, it does. Okay, and is it in the bottom of some government building? Yeah, it is. And is it right next to Shrek 4D? Yeah, it is. And the sea life aquarium and the London Eye? Yeah, it's actually right there on the water. I thought genuinely we were like going into the old cells of the London Dungeon and this is how they used to torture people. Because, you know, sometimes they'll have like medieval torture museums. The macabre nasty, like morbidly curious side of me is like, yeah, I would like to see that, if not only to be repulsed, but to be like the brutality of the British Empire, you know what I mean?

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

No, that's actually not what this was.

[Brittany Broski]

This is kind of just theater. It was Halloween Horror Nights, British edition, British Cruelty edition. So I had a damn blast though, okay. I went with a friend and we literally were like, what the fuck is this? Because you start the experience by taking those like, corny, you know, I'm in the stocks. Like, those sort of photos. Like, they got me girl. Then you walk into the actual experience, and it's like, oh. Each room is themed, like, something different. So we stepped into one that was plague themed, the Plague room. And we step in and it's like, you know, they. They push you in the crowd. There's, like, ominous music playing, and the lights are all dim. And you sit down on these. It's like little pews. There's like, a fake. There's a fake dead body. Fake body. Hashtag fake body on the table. And there's, like, this Sweeney Todd curtain that they've pulled that's got blood splatter on it. Whatever. It's all fake. And. And the guy comes out and he's, you know, all hunched over like this, and he's looking at. Said, we're giggling. I'm giggling. I'm the worst person to do like that with because I'm laughing and it hasn't even started. Okay? You come over and make eye contact with me, and you're in your character outfit. I'm laughing. So he comes over and there's this dead body on the table. And he's, like, staring at all of us. And then he whips out his hand and starts digging around in the corpse. And we're like, ah, he's digging around the corpse. He rips out an organ, and then it's all quiet, and he. He makes eye contact with all of us again. And then he does this where he, like, flings the organ and water comes.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Out, and I go, ew. And so the whole first row, we're like, what the fuck? Ew.

[Brittany Broski]

And he goes, sorry, bladder.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Did you know that during the plague.

[Brittany Broski]

Like, of course I'm laughing because that's hilarious. You flung the bladder piss on me. Out of this dead, fake corpse. Okay? Immersive black box theater. So he starts talking about how they handled plague sores, how they handled the dead bodies, how they disposed of dead bodies in plague times, how they had no comprehension of, like, modern medicine and what actually works. They didn't know to wash their hands. They thought leeches would get, you know, bloodletting, all of this. They didn't realize that, like, the water was contaminated. They're in the streets, they're all coughing on each other. They're not eating, you know, edible food and all these. It was just like the living conditions were squalor. It was shit. And the plague wiped out, what is it, a fourth of fucking Europe in the 1400s. So they're informing you of all these things, while also, you know, there's bits and there's jokes and there's what? And there's piss. Ultimately, there's fake piss being thrown at you, which is great for me. I love an experience like that. So we do that, and then there's a fucking ride at the end. Like a LA Tower of Terror, Guardians of the Galaxy, Disneyland ride. It's like a drop and it's supposed to be like the gallows. I genuinely thought when we booked the London Dungeon, I was gonna be like, this is where they used to hold. You know what I mean? Like one of those places where it's very solemn, it's very somber. It's a very educational experience of, like, we can never let governmental figures have this much power ever again. Right. Like, this is crazy. Now. It was actually just going to be improvised, scripted improv about the bubonic plague. So I would say if you're in London, definitely do the London Dungeon. Ten out of ten tickets were not that expensive. And there is a gift shop, so. And it is right next to Shrek 4D. And did I go into the Shrek 4D gift shop? Yeah, I did. So anyway, London Dungeon 10 out of 10. I would also recommend, if you're in London, to hit up Mr. Foggs. Okay, now let me explain. Mr. Fogg. Hello. Mr. Fogg is a bartender. And there are multiple different locations. There's like a Mr. Fogg's Tavern, and there's a Mr. Fogg. Something. We went to Mr. Fogg's Apothecary. This is kind of like a speakeasy, but it's like a craft cocktail bar. And it's all Victorian London themed. Yeah, you bet your fucking ass I was there. They bring out the drinks and these weird, you know, like, science. This sort of shit, like test tubes and scientists, whatever. There's like dry ice. It's a. You know, they do that big cloud bubble on the top of your cocktail and then it pops and it's like, oh, my God, that guy. There's nothing cooler than that.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

There's nothing cooler than that.

[Brittany Broski]

Especially when you're drunk. Clapping like a fucking baby. Like a baby that you just did a magic trick in front of. Literally, me and Mr. Fogg's apothecary. So we go. I have about 13 to 14 cocktails. I run up the tab, my own tab. And then we leave. And we're just walking around. And it was such a beautiful night. There's this. I wish I had gone it's this store, I think it's called, like, Pretty Ballerina or something like that. Right next to Mr. Fogg's apothecary. And it's just a ballet flat store. And I want to go in so bad. But, yeah, it's right over there. I don't know where. It's like, Soho, I think, area. I had a damn blast. If you're in London, go to Mr. Foggs. Pay Mr. Fogg a visit because he sure would be happy to have you. And before I went to London, I was in Nueva. I was in New York and I saw Little Shop of Horrors. Oh, my fucking God. I'd never seen it. I'd never seen the movie. I had never seen the musical before. I knew Suddenly Seymour because of Ariana Grande and Seth MacFarlane. And, like, I'd heard some of the songs before. Obviously we have Plant here, but the kind of point of the show I'd never seen before. And it was very, very, very much fun. I went with Trisha Martell. Very much fun. And, yeah, the dude who plays. I don't know who the lead girl is, but she's fantastic. And the guy who plays Seymour was great. The guy who plays the dentist, the, like, homicidal dentist. I don't know what his fucking name is, but he.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

I.

[Brittany Broski]

And I. I mean this when I say this, okay? I took Nettables. Keep that in mind. When I went to go see the show, I took notable his performance as this fucking doctor. I wish I knew. The actor's name is one of the funniest things I have seen in my entire life. It is one of the. I laughed so hard that it genuinely got to a level. And I feel this way with Drew, Caleb and Tricky sometimes where I'm like, you are so funny. It's pissing me off. It's pissing me off because I can see, like. I don't know if any other funny people do this, okay. Or if I'm just, like, off the espresso right now. Half of my vision when I'm, like, talking to a funny person is I'm laughing like an audience member, you know, like, oh, my God, that's so funny. I'm gonna laugh. Of course, then the other half is, it's genius.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

You know what I mean?

[Brittany Broski]

It's genius. Why didn't I think of that? It's that. But out of admiration. It's out of, like, genuine awe. And so I'm watching this dude perform.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

And he is so ridiculous. He is so ridiculous in this role.

[Brittany Broski]

That he Kept doing things where I'm like, that is so fucking stupid.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

I have to laugh.

[Brittany Broski]

I have to laugh. He would take a physical gag, like, a bit too far or, you know, at the end of a serious line, he'd like, boop. One of the people's noses. Like, it was just so good. I cannot put into words how, like, at the end of it, of course, the singing is so impressive. It was so loose and light and just. You can tell the cast is all friends with each other. The Doctor, I'm telling you, dude, something magic. I don't know who the fuck it is. And he looked familiar. I'm going to look it up. Little Shop of Horrors New York cast 2025. Jeremy Kushner. That's my fucking king. Jeremy Kushner. He's Canadian. What has he been in fx? The series? The Idea of Manhood. What the fuck? He is so damn funny. It was pissing me off. I was getting angry.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Hell, Sorry.

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[Brittany Broski]

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[Brittany Broski]

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[Brittany Broski]

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[Brittany Broski]

Anyway, so that was so much friggin fun. I went with, like I said, Trisha and one of my writers, Sabina, and we had a damn blast.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

We had a damn blast. And shout out to the people who.

[Brittany Broski]

Run Little Shop because they were so, so, so kind to us, got us drinks and whatever is very, very, very sweet. And then what the hell else did I do? Okay, okay, here's something that I've been waiting to talk to you guys about in my Burt Reynolds cosplay. I just need to set that aside for a second and really bring attention to the fact that I watched House of Guinness. Okay, let's talk about it. Let's talk about House of Guinness.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

I know you want to talk about House of Guinness.

[Brittany Broski]

Let's talk about it. House of Guinness created by Steven Knight, creator of Peaky Blinders. Okay, House of Guinness is about the founding family, obviously the namesake of the Guinness beer. The Guinness. It's not a lager. Guinness is a. It's a damn. It's an ale. It's a stout. It's a stout. Ultimately, it's a stout. It's a stout that they've been brewing in this damn brewery since the 1700s. And the show tells the story of how the family came kind of to power and how once the patriarch died, the kids really turned it into the empire that it became. I mean, the Guinness family is notorious in Ireland for being like, you know, philanthropic ventures and whatever, kind of like these titans of American industry like Guinness really was. That fucking Guinness trademarked the harp before the country. The Republic of Ireland adopted it as its symbol, as its sort of mascot. You know what I mean? They just flipped it. It's nuts how important, like, the Guinness family is to the history of Ireland. So, obviously I'm excited to do this. Obviously I'm excited to see it because the last two times I've been to Ireland, we did the Guinness storehouse tour, and it was incredible. I mean, it's truly. How do you create an empire out of beer? How do you do that? So once this show was announced, obviously I was like, yeah, I'm gonna be all up in and around that. I watched it. Here are my thoughts. I think it was structured very well. I'm pissed that it leaves on a cliffhanger. Obviously, we kind of know what happens because it's based on history, even if it's dramatized, I think anth. Okay, so here's what I really. Just let me cut to the fucking chase. Anthony Boyle is what I'm here to talk to you guys about. Today we have a new one. We have Target Lock team. We have Target Lock and Anthony Boyle. Mustache, no mustache, tall, short, long hair. Short hair. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. Until the room stinks. Until the room stinks. And I probably going to interview them at some point. Yeah, I will. I'll probably interview the cast for season two. Because I'm addicted to this show and am I going to have to live with what I just said? Yeah. Okay. But I. I need y' all to know it's Anthony Boyle time. Hey, it's. It's boil o'. Clock. A bit of Boyle. Anthony Boyle.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Wow.

[Brittany Broski]

And he's from fucking Belfast.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

And all of these. All these interviews I'm seeing, oh, it's.

[Brittany Broski]

Being shoved down my throat, rightfully so. And I'm consuming all of it. I'm Consuming all the fucking house again.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

As content I could get. Because I'm the target audience. I'm the target audience, and I watched the damn show the minute it came out, and I downloaded it on my iPad.

[Brittany Broski]

Every single video I get of him. I'm not even going to try to do a Belfast accent, because I can't. But his is so much less. It's more toned down than kneecaps. Sometimes kneecap talks, and I'm like, yeah, yes, yes, exactly. And sometimes I'm like, okay, no, I understand when you got to take it slow for me, okay?

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Because I. I'm not from there. I'm not from there. I don't know what the hell y' all are saying, but I'm sure it's something good.

[Brittany Broski]

I'm sure it's something I really, really would agree with. So. Yeah.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Yeah. Where'd you say you was from, man?

[Brittany Broski]

When I bring home my Irishman to my Texan family, where'd you say you was from, man? What the hell are you talking about, man? It's a lot of class. Yes, it's class. It's class. Grind. It's grind. Thanks a million. Thanks a million thoughts on that. Hey, any Irish people. Any Irish people listening currently? Go ahead and rate this for me. Yeah? Thanks, Manigan. For a Dublin accent. Thoughts on that? I've also recently learned that the Dublin accent has so many variations because Grian Chattan's is one. I've got some friends who speak in a certain Dublin accent. Then there's posh Irish, but there's like some inner city variations of the Dublin accent that are really difficult to understand. And then don't even get me started on, like, Cork. What the fuck are y' all saying down there in Cork?

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Again, I agree with it.

[Brittany Broski]

I probably agree with it.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Okay, all love.

[Brittany Broski]

All love to everyone in Cork. What are you guys saying? So the more time I spend in Ireland, the more I'm going to kind of, you know, I'll become a translator. I'm going to speak Irish. I'm going to learn Irish. So that's kind of what's going on. But then you go up to Belfast, hey, what the are you guys saying? What the are you guys saying? And are there subtitles available? Could I get an interpreter? Okay, but it's all love. It's all good. But he. Sometimes in interviews, he'll. When he starts talking really fast, I'm like, can you. I tap on my screen. Back 10 seconds. Back 10 seconds.

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[Brittany Broski]

0.75 speed. One more time for.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

What was that? King.

[Brittany Broski]

Anyway, I love him. And Louis Partridge, is he the guy who plays Arthur Guinness? He's got some. He's got some eyebrows. He's got some cunty little eyebrows. Louis Partridge and what else is he in? Yeah, I'm interested. You know what I mean? 22 years is crazy. He's 22 years old and he plays Arthur Guinness. Oh, he was in Enola Holmes 1, 2 and 3. And Paddington 2, of course. And Pride and Prejudice, of course. Did Olivia Rodrigo date Louis Partridge? Okay, they had dated. The relationship began with dating rumors in October 2023.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Oh.

[Brittany Broski]

Because they were photographed kissing together in New York City.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Like, why am I.

[Brittany Broski]

Of course. Because it was actually 20, 23 when they started dating.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Honestly.

[Brittany Broski]

Shout out to Louis Partridge, because 22 years old, playing the role that he's playing. Nuts. And how the old is Anthony Boyle? He's got to be like, my age. 31. He's 31. All right. He's got a few years on me. He's got a few years on me. Five foot seven. Hell yeah, King. Five foot seven. Hell yeahS, King. And he was in Derry Girls and Masters of the Air. Isn't that that Austin. Austin Butler. I almost said Austin Boyle. Is this the Austin Butler movie? Austin.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

But yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.

[Brittany Broski]

And Sas Rogue Heroes, of course, when that comes back. Of course I'll be watching Sas Rogue Heroes when it comes back on. Yeah, it's quite paradoxical. Okay, how's it Guinness? I really, really enjoyed it. There are some elements in here, narrative wise, that of course, they made Edward or they made. No, sorry. Louis Partridge plays Edward Guinness. Anthony Boyle plays Arthur Guinness. Yes. Arthur Guinness in Steven Knight's retelling is a gay man. He is living life as a gay man. Okay. And yes, they exist. Yes, gay people exist. And I think it's. I mean, I found it to be an interesting way to, you know, when you put it in the context of what was Ireland like at this time, societally, culturally, what was acceptable, what was taboo even, you know, into today. It's like having that be a plot point. Who knows if it was true or not? But it makes it very, very interesting because when you have a family of such influence and wealth and notor. This concept of like having blackmail or quote unquote, something to blackmail them with, it, obviously it makes for an interesting and. And entertaining story. So, yeah, watching all that and the gay orgies and the girl who plays Adelaide is so beautiful. And Neve. Shout out to Neve, who plays Ellen Cochran.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Yes, yes.

[Brittany Broski]

That's my queen. She's Broski Nation. And of course she is. And of course that is Broski Nation. That's my queen. It's crazy. So I really enjoy. I really enjoy. And Jack Gleason, Joffrey Baratheon, that motherfucker's in this show.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

And he's my favorite character.

[Brittany Broski]

He's my favorite character. He is so damn funny, and he provides this levity and lightness and like a really heavy. You know, sometimes Steven Knight stuff can be very. What are we gonna do?

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

What are we gonna do?

[Brittany Broski]

So he provides this kind of funny breakup breaking up of some of the seriousness. And he's sent off to America to expand. Honestly, kind of like, who's the younger cousin brother in Peaky Blinders? Come on, what's his damn name? I'm gonna watch this back. It's gonna piss me off. Michael. Michael. They send Michael off to America. America, that was Trump doing a Birmingham accent. America, they send Trump off to. They said they send Trump to Birmingham to kill him. They send Michael to New York or Boston, I think, with Anya Taylor, Joy's character, to expand the business during Prohibition to help smuggle whiskey and beer and whatever, gin, vodka, in and out from England to the U.S. fuck. My brain just. Okay. Anyway, so this kind of Joffrey's Jack Gleeson.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Hello? Hello? Hello? Pick up. It's me.

[Brittany Broski]

Jack Gleeson's character is that. And he's hilarious and he's very good in the role. Anyway, it all kind of comes to a head at the end of the season, and I'm very excited for season two. So if you guys need an official red carpet correspondent for season two, House of Guinness, you know where to look.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Look no further.

[Brittany Broski]

You found her. And no, I don't always look like this. I don't always look like non binary Burt Reynolds, bitch. Even though get into this. Yes. Okay. Here's also what I wanted to talk about today is some things I've been doing to improve my well being. You know, I like to do one of these every few. Every few weeks or so. Something I've been implementing. Something that's been making me feel less like number one. I'm going to be completely, totally real with you guys. I got put on gabapentin. My doctor prescribed me gabapentin. And is that what they give to dogs to make them sleep on planes and at the vet? Yes.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

It calms them down.

[Brittany Broski]

Am I on the dog? Am I on the dog's annex? Yeah, I'm on the dog Xanax. He put me on the Doggy Xan because I think a real life Xan or anything that is calming to that effect. I don't need that just yet. And shout out to the bitches that do. Shout out to the Klonopin girls. I guess for me, I'm not. It's not that bad, but it's bad. And so he recommended Gabapentin. Great. Has changed my life. I take it as needed. And when it kicks in, I'm serious. I'm like, everything's gonna be fine. Because I do. I really freak out. And I think that that's been a. It's been something I've been battling with for a while, like, accepting that I really do have, like, I have a problem with anxiety. And that's not anything to be like, wow, she's so. It's just like, I think that I was embarrassed of it for a really long time. I didn't want it to be true. And there's this like, Taurus eldest sibling. Like, I can handle this. I am. I'm being a puss. I'm being a wimp. I can handle this. And then sometimes, no, you can't. You know, sometimes, like, I really freaked myself out. So Gabapentin has been great. Shout out to Gabapenton. That's number one. Number two is, I think I mentioned this a few weeks ago, classical music. I listened to KUSC, which is available on iHeartRadio. I listen to it even when I'm not in California because they just, you know, instead of looking up classical music playlists on Spotify. And sometimes it's not what you want. Like, sometimes I don't want to hear.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Carnival of the Animals.

[Brittany Broski]

I don't want to hear Gymna PDA or whatever the that one is called. It's like all these classical, you know, Flight of the Bumblebee that I don't want to hear. That there's a very specific curated classical music playlist that I want to listen to. And if you type in exciting classical music, relaxing classical music, it's not. It's not. It's not giving. It's hard to pinpoint the vibe that I want on Spotify. So KUSC always does it. And KUC also, sometimes I don't love it. But they'll. They'll put it in on certain hours that you listen, like famous scores or soundtracks. Like they played the something from Harry Potter the other day. They play some Star wars stuff sometimes. But mainly it's like weird niche composers from the 19th century and they'll fit in the history. It'll be like Handel, Handel or like Strauss or Bach and they'll do Mozart, Auer, they'll do whatever and they'll go through. And I learned stuff. And it's contemporary composers as well, which I like to geek out about because there's a part, I don't know if y' all feel this way too, but certain protected, I wouldn't call it a trade, but protected art forms like that, that's so specific. I know that if you grew up playing classical or jazz or ensemble band, anything like that, you're intimately familiar with these pieces and some of the most famous and how, how neurotic classical musicians are. And it's very. This is all from what I've gathered online and from whatever, you know, communities. It is kind of elitist and it's very hoity toity and it can be very holier than thou. But at the same time I wish, I wish it wasn't like that because classical music, ballet, even things like traditional dance and like traditional singing, these things need to be protected. And being hostile towards people within that community is not like, I mean, infighting in those communities of who can do it best or who's the what. It's like that's going to happen in any art form, I think because we're competitive by nature maybe, but I don't know, I just. When, when they announce a piece is being played by a modern composer and you know, he's 25 and he's from California or whatever, or it's a woman from Oregon, I'm like, this is awesome. This is awesome. So I kind of geek out about that shit sometimes. So K U S C get into that. I put that on as I'm driving, as I'm cleaning my house. It makes me feel very elegant and it makes me feel relaxed. And even if it's a fast paced, upbeat, high speed piece, just turn it down a little bit, you know, and it's still kind of. So I like that. I've been into flat whites. That's my new coffee order. Okay. And it's about evolving as a woman, as an adult, as a human being. I think when you first start drinking coffee, it's like, yeah, let me get.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

A latte, let me get a vanilla latte.

[Brittany Broski]

Okay? You just want a vanilla milkshake with a little bit of coffee flavor flavoring in it. Okay. And that's fine. At a certain point it got to be too much milk for me. So then I went to cappuccino. Which has the same amount of milk, but it's no flavoring. Because I'm like, I'm an adult now. I'm just gonna do cappuccino. Then I moved from cappuccino to straight up double espresso, okay? I'm like, this shit isn't cutting it.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

I don't want milk milky.

[Brittany Broski]

I just need, like the pill form of the caffeine. I want you to separate it and I want you to just give me the caffeine. And so I would just slam espressos. At one point, when I learned Pedro Pascal's coffee order was six shots of espresso over ice. That's what I did for about two months. And my heart damn near blew up. Okay, don't do that. After the double espresso craze, I was like, I miss a little. I miss enjoying the experience of drinking a coffee. And usually if you go to a coffee shop or a place that can do a cappuccino, they can also do a flat white because it's just a different ratio of espresso to milk and water and all that. So now I'm doing flat white. I do a flat white with oat milk. And it's been great, okay?

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

And you know what's.

[Brittany Broski]

What Benny Drama said and what I still agree with, because I thought this before.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

I thought this before Benny Drama said.

[Brittany Broski]

It, and I didn't say it on here, but when he said it, I was like, he's so fucking right for saying that. The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf is so back. Oh, my God, she's back. She's literally so back. I went to the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf like three days in a row last week. Delicious. Like, their coffee blend really is good. And I get a flat white. I get a cold brew, I get whatever and it's good. And I got a pumpkin donut. Sue me, sue me.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

I want a pumpkin donut.

[Brittany Broski]

I want a pumpkin. I want a pumpkin spice flavored treat. I want a pumpkin cinnamon clove flavored treat. Are you going to sue me? Are you guys mad? And I wish that for y' all as well. And if you don't like cinnamon flavored things, I feel real bad for you. I feel really, really bad for you because this season must be hell. Maple cinnamon. I like the meme of that guy who does it. Let me get. Anyway, I love all that I drink that year round. The. The candles go nuts this time of year. This is my favorite season, as you see.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Can.

[Brittany Broski]

Can tell it's my favorite season. And it's beginning. So here's my next thing. I don't know if y' all are on the same side of TikTok that I am where they're doing crumble cookies of the week, but it's heirloom tomatoes. It's for the savory girls. It's for the weird freak out there, the savory queens, they will do an heirloom tomato flight where it's essentially six tomato pucks. And you know, you know, the heirloom tomatoes, they're thick. You cut them real thick and they're so delicious. They're so rich. And you, you dry them off a little bit and you put six of the patties down and then you do different toppings on each one. So one that I saw, like, for example, this girl did like gochujang aioli, green onion, sesame oil, sesame seeds. That's one. Delicious. Okay, I did that one. Yummy. Another one she did is like a little BLT blta moment. Bacon, lettuce, avocado, and then of course, the tomato is the crumble cookie crumble.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Cookie, moonbeam ice cream.

[Brittany Broski]

Then the next one I did, this girl did cottage cheese, hot honey, and red chili pepper flakes. I can't do cottage cheese. I'll shit my pants. So I did instead lactose free Greek yogurt. I did that with some hot honey and some red chili flake crisps. Can I talk? That shit was delicious. It was very good. It wasn't my favorite, but it was very good. You can do another one that is. It was like guacamole. And here's what I did with mine, okay? I made guacamole on the side, which is the way I do it, is avocados, onion, salt, lime juice, pico. And you mix it all up. You can do a little bit of hot sauce if you want. You mix it all up, put that on the heirloom tomato, then on top, crumble up some tortilla chips, put that on top, a crunch, a whatever. And then the tomato is the base. Wow.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Wow.

[Brittany Broski]

And then the third one I did, it wasn't a success. So don't copy this. I saw pickle hummus at the grocery store. I don't love hummus. I'm not a hummus enjoyer, okay? And I'm sorry to the hummus people out there. It's not for me. The texture makes me really, really not okay. The texture makes me kind of freak. Pickle hummus, though. You have my attention. I bought it. I spread it on the tomato Patty put pickles on it and then I put more salt on it and then I put Tapatio on it. Hey, it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. But again, I don't like hummus. I'm not with hummus. So that one was okay. I ended up wiping off. Wife wipe. Okay. Yeah, I would. I can you have. Am I going through a ton? Okay, I'll call you back. I ended up wiping it off and I just did salt on the tomato with balsamic glaze. Are you mad? I mean, it's a classic. You can do that. I also used to follow this girl who would I follow some freak freak on Tick Tock. I really, really do. I follow some freak freaky ass hoes on TikTok. Mainly ASMR channels, some food people, because I like the up food combos. Okay, what's that? That's called like Minnesota sushi. My stepmom used to make that for us growing up. And it is, hear me out. One of those big pickles. And you make a bed how you would, with like sushi, rice and seaweed. Like what all the goes in before you roll it up. You make a bed of ham, lunch meat, ham. Cover that in cream cheese, put a pickle, like a ballpark pickle in it, roll it up, and then cut it like you would sushi. They eat it, ham, cream cheese and pickles. And that shit busts. That shit hits. It's very good. But when you look at it, you think, oh, that's horrible. Oh, you should go to jail. It's one of those, like 1950s housewives in a K hole.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Like that sort of like she's on.

[Brittany Broski]

Quaaludes making jello with meat in it. Like, that's kind of what this gives. But it's delicious. Take my word for it, it's delicious. But that's coming from a savory girl. I'm a savory girl. I like salty shit that makes my face swell up. So if you like that, I would recommend Minnesota sushi.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

If you don't, then don't eat it. Don't eat it.

[Brittany Broski]

Anyway, I like the freak on Tick Tock who make that where like, it's a pickle and you hollow it out and you put the taki in it with the cream cheese and the, you know, on top and you. Okay. And they're like, what? They made something recently called a spice bowl. Is that what it's called, a spice bowl? I think that's what they're calling it. What the kids are Calling it these days a spice bowl. And it's just a bunch of spicy in a bowl. I mean, you literally do like jalapenos, banana, peppers, pickle juice, hot sauce, cheetos, whatever you want. And you all mix it together and you eat it and it's good. And I do that sometimes. Sometimes I have little rat. Rat pickings. I make a little rat plate. But I've been loving that lately. I've been doing. Yeah, I did the heirloom tomato flight I'd recommend, and it was filling. And if you can do it where you incorporate protein into like some of them, you know, like, you put ham on water, you. You do bacon, other whatever, you can do that. But I will say, the one I did, I didn't put any protein on it. I finished this whole heirloom tomato with a bunch of on it. Whatever. I was hungry in an hour. So that was more so for fun. It was just to say that I did crumble Cookie of the week. I follow that girl who does that. I don't know her name, but I saw that and I was like, I have to make that. I'm literally drooling thinking about it. I want to eat that. So I made it. It was good. Another update. I learned how to knit. I learned how to knit. And let me tell you something that gets you off your motherfucking phone. I wasn't on my phone at all. And it's fun. It's repetitive. You can make fun stuff. I made a scarf. I made a scarf. And is it ugly? Yeah. But it's handmade. It's made with love. And I gave it to a friend because I love my friends and I care about my friends. So, yeah, speaking of friends, what did I say last week? What did I say two weeks ago? Plan a friend trip. And it doesn't have to be expensive. It doesn't have to be a getaway, doesn't have to be a staycation resort. Everybody get drunk. Blackout $1200 worth of drinks. Go on a girls trip somewhere local, Have a big sleepover at somebody's house. Just the message I'm trying to send is make the plan. And if you're waiting around for your friends to make plans and invite you, maybe step up and be the friend that makes a plan. And don't be discouraged when people are like, oh, I'm busy that week, or oh, I can, or oh, whatever.

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[Brittany Broski]

Keep trying because it's worth it.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

It's worth it. Okay.

[Brittany Broski]

Life is so short. You need to start making more wholesome Memories with your friends that don't involve.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Or circle around alcohol and substance.

[Brittany Broski]

That's all I'm going to say on that side front. I would really just push you guys in that direction of creating beautiful memories with your friends.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Okay, I want to talk about some.

[Brittany Broski]

Songs of the week. Oh, and another big, big, big thank you to Broski Nation and Trixie Mattel Nation for the palette.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

The palette.

[Brittany Broski]

The collection sold out. The Britney Trixie collection sold out with Trixie cosmetics. I'm so just. Wow. And there will be a restock. There will be a restock. So if you didn't get it this first round, fear not, it is coming back. I don't know the exact dates on that, but there will be more.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

More.

[Brittany Broski]

So don't freak out. I'm very. I am so proud of that collection. I'm so glad y' all like it. We wanted it to be useful for everyone. You know, not too weird of colors, but some fun ones and some everyday useful colors and just very. I'm a very cool tone girl, so it's a very cool tone collection. I'm just gonna put that out there. If you don't like cool tone, then it's not for you.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

And that's okay.

[Brittany Broski]

That's okay.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

It's okay.

[Brittany Broski]

That video of dream, anyway, so, yeah, thank you guys for telling that. Oh, I'm so freaking happy. Okay. Songs of the week. My honest Face by Inhaler. You know I like inhaler. You know I like inhaler. I've only been a surface level listener. Now I'm kind of diving in head first. I know that's like their most popular song. There's something in it. There's crack in that fucking song. It gets stuck in my head all the time. I downloaded it recently on the plane. I had no Wi Fi. I listened to that song about 150 times. It's fantastic. I love it. Second Dracula by Tame Impala. Now, y' all know I'm a huge tame Impala head. I have a tame Impala tattoo. Still on track, if you can see that. If you can zoom in on that. Still on track is one of my favorite songs by Kevin, if you will by Tame Impala. And I just fucking love them. I've seen them live a few times and it's something very. They're very calming to me. But I also love his lyrics. And I love. I think they are so just. Who's doing it like them? A lot of bands probably. But Tame Impala to me is a soundscape that never gets Old. I love to just escape into that world, and it's always there for me. The Slow Rush is one of my favorite albums of all time. So this new direction he's going. I like Dracula. I really like Dracula. The other two songs, not my favorite Dracula, definitely. I hope the album is more in that realm, but I'll listen to whatever. I will listen to it however it is, because I love him. Another one that. I'm a big fan of this artist, but I kind of took a hiatus for a second. 070 Shake Trench Coat Button to the top.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Of course.

[Brittany Broski]

I love oh seven o' Sheik and that album with Skin and Bones and History. And despite the things you said to me. What album is that? You can't kill me. This album came out in 2022. I love this damn song. This. This damn album. Vibrations, Purple Walls, Body Body, Betty, Blue Velvet, Cocoon, Skin and Bones, Medicine, History Invited. All of these songs are so good. I didn't listen to her new album, and my friend Adam put me onto it. And it's so good. It's so good. What's it called? It's the one with Vagabond on it. Petrichor. Yeah, Petrichor. I hadn't listened to this. Came out in 2024. I really like Elephant and I really like Vagabond. And I honestly, I need to spend more time with this album because I just. I'm such a big fan of her. I also love this is an older song. It's called Going Back to Where I Belong by Sugar Pie. Sugar Pie de Santo De Santo. Sugar Pie de Santo. I love this song. I love this song. And I made a little radio based off of this song because it's that good. And I'll throw that shit on. It's really, really just. Hey, hey. Love it. I've been really into this kind of throwback music. I'm still listening to get down services. I love them. I'm obviously still on my Fontaine shit. And I'm back on my Mumford and Sons shit because where were you bitches.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Gonna tell me that Hozier and Mumford.

[Brittany Broski]

And Sons are coming out with a song together, huh? Oh, you mean the collab that we've been waiting for since I was fucking in high school? You mean the song I've been waiting for since 2012? Okay, sure.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Okay.

[Brittany Broski]

No toodly. Very excited. They keep releasing these teaser, like, videos of bts. I can't wait. You guys are teasing us.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

You're teasing. I'll be teased by Marcus Mumford and Hosier.

[Brittany Broski]

Anyway, I'm very excited for that when it comes out.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Freak.

[Brittany Broski]

I think that's all I had to share with you guys, the new shit I'm on, the shit I've been doing. Next week we'll get into, obviously my Google list, some shit that I've been waiting to google until I'm with you all. So love you. Be safe, be good. We have an official Broski Report soundtrack playlist on Spotify if you want to listen to that. We've got merch on Broski Shop. We've got some very exciting Royal Court episodes coming up. So go subscribe to Royal Court. It's a different channel. It's different.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

I got a bunch of for y'. All. Just go and get it while it's hot.

[Brittany Broski]

Fresh and hot.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Pizza. Pizza.

[Brittany Broski]

The Lewis Capaldi episode is so funny. It's one of my favorites ever because that's my brother. Ultimately, that's my brother and my twin and I miss my twin. And shout out to Scotland. Okay? I love you guys and I'll see you next week.

[Brittany Broski (co-host or alternate persona)]

Goodbye.

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[Brittany Broski]

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