The Broski Report with Brittany Broski

Episode 121: A Very Chungus Christmas
Date: December 16, 2025
Host: Brittany Broski
Production: Audioboom Studios

Episode Overview

This festive episode, "A Very Chungus Christmas," delivers Brittany Broski’s signature combination of absurd humor, personal anecdotes, memeable observations, and chaotic holiday reflections. Broadcasting from her self-styled “Broski Nation” headquarters, Brittany dives into Christmas traditions, her obsession with certain Christmas décor themes, music, movies, and her unique holiday wishlist. Woven between tangents about sleep struggles, nostalgia for the 1960s, minion sidekicks, and Existential Reflections™ are memorable digressions on yeast infections, THC cider, her fashion phases, and performative Grinches. The ultimate message: do Christmas your way, make it personal, and focus on fun and memories.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Chaos, Red Bull, and Late-Night Tangents

• The episode kicks off in classic Brittany fashion, with jokes about her “yeast infection” (00:46), exaggerated Red Bull intake, and sleep deprivation.
• “I've had 2.125 Red Bulls. Going back to Honolulu just to get that Maui Wowie… Turns out that Maui Wowie—a yeast infection.” (00:48)
• Gross-out humor: recent yeast infection, comments from her friend Tato, and “are you baking bread?” joke (01:48).
• “You have to laugh through the pain. You have to laugh through the itchiness and strangely colored urine.” (02:10)

2. Red Bull Rankings and Insomnia

• Discovery of new favorite Red Bull flavor: Fuji Apple & Ginger, with classic taste-testing commentary.
  • “Blueberry, to me, is still number one… Fuji apple comes pretty close.” (03:05)
• Recap of chronic insomnia and failed remedies—melatonin, edibles, and waking up every two hours.
  • “Nothing short of a fucking narcotic can put me out.” (05:03)
  • Edible induced sleep: “I feel like someone dropped a piano on my fucking head.” (05:35)

3. THC-Infused Drinks, Small Town Maine, and Weird Science

• Discussion of THC cider tried in Maine — apple cinnamon flavor, cartoonish intoxication.
  • “It was cinnamon cider apple. THC drink. It did not taste like weed...I was like a cartoon character drunk. It was so stupid.” (07:18)
• Exploration of small-town Maine vibes: “It was giving Radiator Springs of the Northeast.” (08:03)
• Scientific tangent: How THC drinks enter the bloodstream, reflection on why veins look blue, and live Googling science facts (09:37–11:47).

4. TikTok Bits, “Bruh Girl” Culture, and Dry British Humor

• Riffing on “bruh girls” and meme culture; reading Urban Dictionary definitions and psychoanalyzing “bruh girl” archetype.
  • “Being a bruh girl is worse than being a pick me…She's typically a part of the boys. She prefers insults/saltiness over cheesy shit.” (14:08)
• Quick digression into Myers-Briggs types and personal identity (15:30).
• Recap of psychic/palm reader visit—life path, career branches, and margarita-fueled credulity (13:21).

5. Christmas Music and Traditions—The Beatles, Pop Nostalgia

• Top Christmas songs: “Wonderful Christmastime” (Paul McCartney) and “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” (John Lennon).
  • “My number one ever favorite Christmas song…is ‘Wonderful Christmas Time.’” (16:48)
  • “I do love Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee as well…that’s just a happy one.” (18:56)
• Nostalgia for Beatles media, 60s/70s pop culture obsession, and personal high school fashion inspired by Beatles, Marilyn Monroe, and Beach Boys.
  • “I've always been doing me since I was born, bitch. You can't tell me anything. If I like it, I'm going to wear it.” (22:11)
• Beatles tattoo fantasy: “I need to figure out what the Beatles tattoo to be…thank fuck I got this huge ass Rolling Stones lips…but Beatles. I’m excited to see what they do with the Beatles movie.” (25:09)

6. Christmas Décor Philosophy: Maximalist, Memories-First

• Strong opinions on “aesthetic” vs. “mismatched, memory-laden” Christmas trees.
  • “A Christmas tree is a fun opportunity to showcase all the things you’ve done in your life...” (28:10)
  • “Ornaments and fridge magnets…a living scrapbook. I’d much rather have it chock full of memories versus some ‘aesthetic’ Christmas.” (28:52)
• Describes Christmas tree traditions from childhood to adulthood—personal ornaments, gold garland, and quirky toppers: “This year it’s Glep from Smiling Friends…with an Irish passport.” (29:57)

7. Dream Christmases: Pink Wonderland, Dark Yule, Ralph Lauren Fantasy

• Paints elaborate visions of themed trees: pink and white Nutcracker, “Dark Yule” with bats and bleeding candles, candy cane motifs, woodland farmhouse, and maximalist-suburban mashups.
  • “One year…all the decorations are pink and white…Nutcracker themed…all the characters…Barbie stuff…fake snow.” (31:20)
  • “Another version…Dark Yule. Everything was like Nosferatu themed…candles that look like they’re bleeding, skulls…” (32:44)
  • “Farmhouse Christmas is cute. It just needs to be done right…Don’t make me elaborate.” (35:28)
• Shares “ambient video” love and desire to craft cozy, old-fashioned Christmas moods at home.

8. Character Actor Obsessions and Holiday Performers

• Fascinated by the Universal Studios Grinch improv actors—watching TikTok compilations, lowkey “thirsting” for witty performers.
  • “If you play the Grinch at Universal Studios, hit me up…my DMs are open, man. Just let me know.” (36:27)
  • Repeats favorite Grinch improv bits: “Hi, Grinch.” “On.” (38:13)
• Also, admiration for “Crush” the talking turtle at Disney—clever live banter with guests:
  • “There is nothing that gets my juices flowing harder than that, dude. A man being witty. Oh.” (39:29)

9. Christmas Wishlist: Moka Pot, Patience, Minions & a Lab

• “What I want from dear old Saint Nick…” (41:13)
  • Moka Pot: Laments her previous moka pot mishap, seeks to finally learn “mature” coffee prep.
    • “I want a moka pot, and I promise to treat it better…Do people not wash the moka pot?” (41:54)
  • Patience: Discusses “gifted kid syndrome”—struggle with perfectionism, learning new skills (crochet, knitting), and asking for patience.
    • “I would like to be gifted patience…when it comes to trying something new.” (44:15)
  • Gallbladder: Jokes about missing the organ, adapting to new health realities.
    • “I want a gallbladder…Having no gallbladder turns you into a big shitter. Capital S.” (46:23)
  • A Real Minion: Fantasizes about employing a lab assistant minion (“he/him”), treats him better than Gru.
    • “I want a real minion to help me with, like, lab experiments…you just work for me. I’m going to pay you a livable wage.” (49:20)
  • A Lab: Describes dream creative space, inspired by Frankenstein’s lab, filled with books, art, sunlight, and Victorian vibes.

10. Holiday Viewing Essentials

• Ultimate Christmas Movie: “Just Friends” with Ryan Reynolds—family tradition, “witty” humor, “believable love story.” (54:00)
• Grinch: The Jim Carrey version—Broski’s favorite “funny Christmas movie”; discusses the Grinch’s misunderstood genius, compares him to herself, and claims the Whos were the real villains.
  • “He needs attention. He needs to feel loved. And I think I could have saved baby Grinch.” (57:18)
• Honorable Mentions: Christmas Vacation (“Can we watch anything else?”), Elf (great but overquoted), and affection for less-clipped, more “genuine” comedies.

11. Song of the Week, Book Club, and Wrap-Up

• “Song of the week:” “5 More” by K1. Declares the album “a no skip album,” “horny ass music,” gushes about K1 fandom. (59:40)
• Teases upcoming reading: “Jekyll and Hyde.” Updates on knitting project for holiday break.
• Encourages listeners to grab Broski Report merch and MooMoos. (60:39)
• Sends a warm, inclusive message to listeners:
  • “Please be good, be nice to each other and remember it’s not about the money you spend on a gift, it is about the thought put into it. Amen. Amen. I love y’all. Be good. Bye.” (61:14)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Attribution and Timestamps)

• “You have to laugh through the pain. You have to laugh through the itchiness and strangely colored urine.” — Brittany Broski (02:10)

• “Nothing short of a fucking narcotic can put me out.”
  — Brittany (05:03)

• “Taking an edible to go to bed… then I get up and I’m like a slinky and my teeth are piano keys.”
  — Brittany (05:35)

• “Being a bruh girl is worse than being a pick me…Girls who don’t like those cheesy messages…They prefer to be sarcastic and joke around.”
  — Brittany reads Urban Dictionary (14:08)

• “Blueberry, to me, is still number one…Blueberry Red Bull. I love you, Blueberry Red Bull.”
  — Brittany (03:05)

• “A Christmas tree is a fun opportunity to showcase all the things you’ve done in your life…a living scrapbook.”
  — Brittany (28:10)

• “If I like it, I’m going to wear it. I have been doing me since I was born, bitch. You can’t tell me anything.”
  — Brittany (22:11)

• “If you play the Grinch at Universal Studios, hit me up. If you are one of the guys that plays the Grinch…and you can banter and improv with people all fucking day…please hit me up.”
  — Brittany (36:27)

• “I want a real minion to help me with, like, lab experiments…and I do think the Minions are he/him…I’m going to pay you a livable wage.”
  — Brittany (49:20)

• “My favorite Christmas movie of all time? Just Friends. That movie is a family classic.”
  — Brittany (54:00)

• “He needs attention. He needs to feel loved. And I think I could have saved baby Grinch.”
  — Brittany (57:18)

• “Please be good, be nice to each other and remember it’s not about the money you spend on a gift, it is about the thought put into it. Amen. Amen. I love y’all. Be good. Bye.”
  — Brittany (61:14)

Important Timestamps

• Red Bull chaos & yeast infection: 00:46–03:25
• Sleep, edibles & insomnia: 04:00–06:20
• THC drink saga in Maine: 07:18–09:10
• Why are veins blue? Deep dive: 09:37–11:47
• Palm reader/psychic anecdote: 13:21–14:08
• Bruh girl archetype deep dive: 14:08–15:57
• Christmas music, 60s nostalgia: 16:48–21:30
• Maximalist Christmas décor philosophy: 28:10–34:00
• Tree theme fantasies & Dark Yule: 31:20–33:29
• Obsession with Grinch performers: 36:27–39:29
• Christmas wishlist (Moka pot & more): 41:13–50:30
• Holiday films ranking: 54:00–58:00
• Song of the week: 59:40
• Warm closing message: 61:14

Tone & Style

Brittany Broski maintains her trademark blend of irreverent humor, candid oversharing, meme-savvy observations, and deeply affectionate asides to “Broski Nation.” The language is down-to-earth, chaotic, occasionally brash, and peppered with pop culture references, internet slang, and running gags.

For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is for anyone seeking holiday inspiration that celebrates nostalgia, personal flair, and laughter over perfection or “aesthetic.” Brittany's honest, hilarious, and heartfelt approach—whether she's detailing yeast infection jokes, fantasizing about hiring a lab assistant minion, or ranking Christmas movies—delivers a warm reminder: make your traditions your own, and don’t take the holidays (or yourself) too seriously.