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Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California, this is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski. Actually, let me take it from the top, and I'm gonna go Minion mode, okay? And I've also been trying to work on my Alvinor the Chipmunks impression. So I'll do that. I'll do that as the second iteration afterward. That's the Minion version, okay? And it's just a little, you know, because I didn't. I didn't warm up. I didn't warm up my throat. I didn't lubricate my throat to do a Minion impression this goddamn early in the morning. 10am that was the Minion version. We're also working with a The. Was that what? That was an error. Something just happened on the motherboard. The motherboard short circuited. Mama. The motherboard had a mama. The motherboard got a cunt virus and crashed. But they wouldn't say nyah. Would they? What's something that. Because the Olympic ceremony. The Olymp. Oh, my fucking God. Slow down. Slow your roll. Microphone's not going anywhere. Microphone's not running off. You don't have to catch it by the tail, girl. My God. And this microphone probably stinks. I'm obviously. I'm not sitting over here sniffing it, but, my Lord, it's absorbed some shit over the years. You know what I mean? Y'?
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We've been doing this podcast for damn near three years now. This is the third year of the Broski Report. We launched it in 2023. Wait, 2023? Bruh. Hashtag bruh, guys. Everyone comment hashtag bruh. Because that is a. A major bruh moment. But in a positive sense, it's a bruh accomplishment. I cannot believe y' all have been rock with me for three years. What the fuck have I ever said? But you know what? Apparently some good stuff, because apparently you get something out of it. I think the most you could get out of this podcast is some escape, maybe some validation, maybe a little book club, maybe some, like, candle and fragrance recommendations. Whatever else you guys get from it, that's up to you. That's up to viewer discretion and viewer preference. So if all I am to you is a extremely aggressively pale face kind of just making noise, I can do that. Okay? I can do that. And I have reached a new level of pale that they're calling clinical. Clinically pale. And it's not terminal, thank God, but it is debilitating. It is debilitating. I can't go in the sun. The sunlight burns me. It sears my skin. Similar to when you hold a stake in tongs and you hold it against the cast iron skillet and it makes that noise. That's kind of what my skin does when I'm on the beach, when I'm in exposed sunlight. For over. Over. I'd say, honestly, over 30 minutes. Over 30 minutes in the direct sun. I'm red doing Larry the Lobster. Okay, guys, Winter Olympics. It is the damn Winter Olympics. I don't know the first damn thing about the Winter Olympics. I love ice skating. I used to think that that was really going to be. I don't know what that phase is for a lot of young girls. It's like, okay, I'm going to be a marine biologist, obviously. And if that doesn't work, then I guess I'll have to be an ice skater. Like, I remember having that thought process. Like, obviously, I'm gonna be with the dolphins. It's where I belong. They need me. They need me in the lab. They need me. And then my dad one time, like, shattered my dreams. Cause he was like, you know, if you're a marine biologist, you'll probably have to go underwater. And I had issues with my ears. Like, my ent. I used to have tubes in my ears. So I can't. To this day, I can't go deep in the. You know, like, the girls used to show off. They used to swim to the bottom of the pool and retrieve those fucking. The weights, the toys that had a weight in it where you would throw it, and you'd have to just swim to the bottom of the pool, grab it and bring it up. And whoever could do that first would win. I could never do that. I said, y' all gonna have to count me out because I'm dealing with something that is, you know, I'm not. We're not exactly sure what it is. The doctors are not exactly sure what it is. It's just tubes. I just had, like, balance issues in my ears. Actually, I don't know what tubes were for. I would get ear infections all the time. What do tubes do? Is it something to do with, like, the. The little goblin in your ear that he's like, mixing potions, Alchemy, and he's like. The inner ear balance. Yes. It's in my hand. It's all in my hands. The goblin that was in the side. In the inside of my ear, of my ear canal, he was drunk. He was. I mean, it was a liquor problem. He was on the bottle. And what am I supposed to do as a child? And then this carried me into, you know, it followed me into high school. What are you supposed to do? What is a tube in your ear? Tube in your throat? The tube connecting the. No tubes and your ears. Called ear tubes, typically placed by surgeons to treat chronic ear infections or fluid buildup, are officially called tympanostomy tubes. They are commonly referred to as miryngotomy tubes, pressure equalization tubes, or ventilation tubes, or simply grommets. Cheese grommets. I've got fucking Wallace and grommet in my ear, bruh. Stupid. Jeez, Grumman, that's just earwax, bro. You're in my ear. I don't know why I had these so young, and I don't know what. Oh. One of the most common safe childhood surgeries, often performed on children aged one to three. Short term tubes stay in for six to 18 months, while long term tubes can last for several years. When I was in high school, I had my final tube taken out. And I don't know, like, in high school, I still had tubes in my ears. I don't know what the fuck. But to this day, when I. Maybe it's a bit of trauma, I can't go less than, like, 2ft down in the water or more than 2ft down in the water because I genuinely freak out. I'm like, my. For my fucking brain's filling with water. My brain's Filling with water. And it's going to be like in one of those embalming jars in a Victorian science lab where they're like, dish was the brain of a white girl. They shake it around. They shake it around and it cracks apart. It sinks to the bottom of the jar. My. My brain is Caucasian and pale, bruh. They bleached my brain. Okay, now let's talk about it. What the hell? What does an ear tube look like? Guys, just indulge me. Whoa. It's like a piece of plastic. They resemble miniature spools or grommets, usually no larger than a grain of rice or the head of a pen. That's amazing. When they had to. Don't look that up. Don't look that up. Don't look it up. Don't look it up. All right. Ew. Don't look it up. Okay, let me move on. Sorry I woke up. Okay, here's something that I really wanted to tell you guys today. Grian Chattan Peaky Blinders song. Grian Chattan Peaky Blinders song. Green Chattin Peaky Blinders song. Grian Chattin Peaky Blinder song. Green Chattin Peaky Blinders song. Grian Chattan did a song for the soundtrack of the Peaky Blinders movie, the Immortal Man. Yeah. Okay, so no one here gives a fuck except me, I guess. Guys, it's great. How does it feel to be a freak among the freaks? And then it builds to this shit in the end, and the end, there's no. Guys, I love it. And it's creepy, and it gives. Cause if, you know, you know, I don't have to explain Peaky Blinders to the bitches that get it. And if you've never seen Peaky Blinders, if you don't think you'll be into it. But fine, fine. I'm not going to sit here and be like, oh, you just have to. If it's not calling to you, then don't answer the call. Okay. And I feel similarly about Game of Thrones, even though I think everyone should watch Game of Thrones just for, like, to enjoy it. If you're. If that's not your thing, then don't do it. Like, I'm not going to be that annoying person. Like, you have to. You have to. You have to. If, like, 1920s Birmingham, England is not calling to you exactly. And, like, organized crime, then just forget it. Like, that's actually not. I'm gonna Gatekeeper one of the most successful TV shows ever. I'm gonna gatekeep Peaky Blinders. Because I don't think y' all are ready for it. With all that said, I was a bit skeptical. I will be honest. I was a bit skeptical about. They were like, you know, they're making a movie because at the end of season six. Not to ruin it if you haven't seen it, but what the fuck else can you take from this dude? I mean, Tommy Shelby has been through the damn ringer you bitches have put him in and through the ringer. Now let's make a movie. Oh, you got something else for him? Oh, my God. Leave him alone. Leave him alone. Anyway, I'm very excited for the movie because some of these trailers I'm seeing, I'm like, you know what? Hell, yeah. We're so back. So I'm very excited for that. The soundtrack. I don't know if the full soundtrack has been released or if they're just doing it song by song, because guess what? Puppet by Grian Chattan, Anthony Ginn and Martin Slattery is fantastic, and I'm really. I'm really rocking with it. See, I don't know if it's Peaky Blinders. Take a little walk on the edge of down by the. No, I don't want the. Oh, Anthony Ginn did all the Peaky, Blander stuff. Red Right Hand. No. Heaven, no Hell. Lucy in Tommy's office. Peaky Blender's the Immortal Man. Oh, bitch. It's not out yet. It comes out in 12 days. No, they're releasing hello. My God, Slow down. What is the rush? Cause I know you bitches put this in 2x. Anyway, the Peaky Blinder soundtrack is coming out on the same day as Harry's new album. Okay. I'm gonna be transferring back and forth between the two. Okay. I'm gonna be doing an aperture less the lighting tickler. I love Peaky Blinders. And I don't know what it is about that kind of storytelling that I'm just like, I'll sit there, I'll watch the whole season in one night, but then I can't watch a movie. I'll be like, ah, that movie was just too damn long. I couldn't sit through it. It's two and a half hours, but I will watch, y'. All. I'm currently binging Gossip Girl like the OG Gossip Girl. I'm on season into season two, early season three. I don't think I ever finished it because this show is just unrelenting. And we have to talk about nine of the seven Kingdom. We have to talk About Night of the Seven Kingdoms. I have no. Okay, let me actually talk about Gossip Girl and then I'll get into Knight of the Seven Kingdoms because like, oh my fucking God. Gossip Girl to me is I was just craving some tea and I was like, I am done. I used to watch tea channels on YouTube. Okay. And then I got to this phase where I was like, y' all genuinely have nothing better to do and you are monetizing other people's suffering or other people's rage bait. And so like, either way, you're the fool. And then I started to feel like the fool. Cuz I'm like, why do I give a about this? Like, I genuinely don't. There are so many other things that I'm focused on and I'm doing and that I care about that it's like, why am I sitting around watching tea channels? And if that's what I'm craving is drama, then let me watch a TV show. And so I was like, maybe I should go watch Gossip Girl. And I was like, you know what? My personal style has really developed since high school. But there still are things that I'm like, God, it's just good. And that's the kind of preppy I like. Preppy with a bit of an edge or with a bit of like a British twist or like a masculine twist or a country twist. But like all of these things blended together. And obviously whimsical as the number one descriptor. Going back and watching Gossip Girl, Blair Waldorf, bitch. They had her dressed and was she part of the reason why I dressed like a, you know, 65 year old woman when I was in high school? Yeah, because I didn't understand that. It's like, oh, she dresses like that because she's from the Upper east side and she's wearing from Barney's and Bendles. Me, I was actually not doing that. I was just dressing like I was there to teach the class. I was wearing like 4 inch heel Clark's ankle booties, a pencil skirt, tights, a blouse and a trench coat to school. That's actually what I was doing. I was wearing headbands, I was primping and crimping and straightening my hair every fucking. I had this cunty bob in high school. Like, bitch, I really thought I was the girl giving it to them. Like I was the girl. And. And then I look back on pictures and I'm like, why couldn't you have just worn a T shirt? Like what? 7:00am on the bus, High heels, polka dot pencil skirt. Okay. And this was also the era of like Eleanor Calder. That was her name. Eleanor Calder, Louis Tomlinson's ex girlfriend. And she used to dress in those cunty, like sleeveless button up shirts. You know the ones I'm talking about. Put that, put it up here. I used to wear that. And then I used to wear Keds, because Keds were in for some reason, like those, the nurse shoes. And then on top of all that, I was doing 1950s makeup because I also was in the phase of. I loved the 50s. Like I was discovering Elvis and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles. I was a big, big. The Beatles were a huge influence on why I dress like that too. Because I was like, are you a mold or a rocker? Like, I was really in that. Exiting the 50s, early 60s. Then I started to do my hair kind of all teased up. I used to draw on. And this was like into college, by the way. I used to draw on lower lashes like Twiggy. I. You couldn't tell me. I have always loved to play. One Thing about Me. I love to play. And you should never stop playing. By the way, I have a Pinterest board that I saved recently. It's called Makeup Inspo. And because I've been trying to. I'm ready to switch up my look. Okay. I tried the 1930s thing for a second. There are still parts of that that I keep, but like, I think that's more. I want to do that for a carpet or I want to do that for like a shoot or an editorial something. My day to day, I'm thinking about switching up the colors because I changed up my hair. I'm doing a cool tone makeup now. I want to switch into kind of rosy, okay? Like a rosy, cool tone, gray, well blended, white eyelid. Like white shadow on the eyelid and get rid of the black liner that I do. Okay. I think this is something that. Expect this from me in the next four to six weeks. I'm going to be experimenting. Okay? So that is kind of where I'm headed now. But I love to play. I love to play. And the thing about this job is, uh, every time it feels like I do my makeup, it's because I'm recording something. And so now all of my phases and all of my play is being recorded forever to live on the Internet. And you know what? Whatever, like, whatever. Life is finite, time is fleeting. Like, whatever, sure. If, oh, I did my makeup bad and it's on the Internet forever, whatever. I'm trying to have that approach to everything I do in life. Like girl who gives a fuck? And. And maybe people do give a fuck, but like, let's move on. You wanna know something that keeps me up at night? Then I'll just go ahead and share. In the wake of that statement, I had Marcus Mumford on the show, obviously, and he's the one that had given me this candle. Amen. And thank you Marcus, because I love this damn candle.
