Podcast Summary: "I'll be back, Jack!"
Episode Details:
- Title: I'll be back, Jack!
- Host: Joey Coco Diaz
- Co-Host: Lee Syatt
- Release Date: September 24, 2024
- Description: Joey Diaz, a comedian, actor, and New York Times Bestselling author, joins Lee Syatt live from NYC. They delve into life, comedy, and a myriad of entertaining topics each week.
1. Opening Banter: Dogs, Teslas, and Everyday Frustrations
The episode kicks off with Joey Diaz humorously venting about "skadoodle dogs," particularly those with fluffy, unkempt hair, and his disdain for Tesla cars.
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Joey Diaz [00:00]: "What are you gonna end up with? A white chick with a skadoodle dog? One of those ugly dogs. That's the ugliest dog ever made, you know that?"
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Lee Syatt [00:39]: "Can you think? What? You've said that like eight times. What does skadoodle dog?"
Joey elaborates on his feelings towards such dogs and Tesla vehicles, mocking their expense and functionality.
- Joey Diaz [01:09]: "Not in a million years. Those people can't drive. The battery's $30,000. Where's the bargain?"
2. Transition Back to the Show: Recent Performances and Personal Updates
After a brief advertisement break, the hosts return to discuss their recent activities, focusing on Joey's latest stand-up performance.
- Joey Diaz [04:07]: "Last Wednesday night at the dojo was a great show. We had great sets. Great to be back on State."
Lee probes deeper into what made this particular set special.
- Lee Syatt [05:00]: "What was it about that one that was different than, like, the other sets?"
Joey reflects on his hiatus from performing and emphasizes the importance of presenting authentic material.
- Joey Diaz [05:03]: "The audience is too smart today. There's too much comedy and there's too much entertainment to go out there with a B game."
3. The Art of Comedy: Authenticity and Preparation
The conversation shifts to the nuances of stand-up comedy, with Joey stressing the need for comedians to bring their best game to the stage.
- Joey Diaz [06:03]: "If you're going out there, you gotta go out there with three guns."
Lee shares his own experiences with performing at the dojo, highlighting the energy and excitement of the venue.
- Lee Syatt [07:26]: "I had a couple of... I just sort of riff. I'm not really a riff person, but it was just, like, the energy in there is just so fun."
Joey agrees, emphasizing that the best performances come when comedians are relaxed and in tune with their material.
- Joey Diaz [08:03]: "The best productivity, the best material, the best performance. We do as hard is when we're at so relaxed."
4. Living in New York City: Adaptation and Experiences
Lee shares his initial impressions after moving to NYC, discussing both the positive aspects and the pressures of the bustling city.
- Lee Syatt [08:59]: "I love. I couldn't love it anymore. I've always wanted to live here. I'm so happy to be here."
Joey reminisces about his previous stint in California and his change of heart about the city.
- Joey Diaz [09:56]: "Now you come here. And I'm sure... I gotta eat my words. But hey, at least I'm honest enough to fucking say that."
5. Culinary Adventures: Exploring NYC's Food Scene
The hosts delve into their gastronomic experiences, particularly focusing on Cuban and Chinese cuisines.
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Joey Diaz [10:27]: Discusses attending a friend's weight loss seminar and his subsequent adventures in food, including tuna sandwiches and Chinese dishes.
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Lee Syatt [13:30]: "I hate that. Like when they make a parking space that's not a parking space. That drives me nuts."
Their conversation humorously touches on the quirks of NYC's food establishments and the unique characters they encounter.
6. Public Transportation Woes: Rats and Quirky Incidents
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the challenges of navigating NYC's public transportation, highlighting encounters with rats and other unsettling experiences.
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Joey Diaz [50:01]: "They breathe hot air on you, so they can bite you."
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Lee Syatt [53:18]: "I don't think they... putting stuff over your sinks and your toilet when you leave, in case comes up."
They share anecdotes about aggressive rats in the subway and the overall unpredictability of NYC's transit system.
7. Comedy and Improvisation: Balancing Act
The hosts explore the relationship between stand-up comedy and improvisational theater, discussing the skills required to excel in both.
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Joey Diaz [35:32]: "Acting class will make you understand your material and you're an actor already."
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Lee Syatt [37:22]: "I do think... it would help with crowd interaction, just being quicker on your feet."
Joey reflects on his past experiences with improv and how it influenced his comedic style.
8. Memorable Public Encounters: Humor Amidst Chaos
Joey recounts bizarre and humorous incidents he's witnessed in public spaces, such as a man ostentatiously brushing his pubic hair in broad daylight.
- Joey Diaz [55:50]: "He was combing the hair around it, like humming like Whistler at the same time."
Lee shares a related experience from his travels, emphasizing the unpredictability of public behavior.
9. Closing Remarks: Upcoming Performances and Final Thoughts
As the episode wraps up, Lee mentions his upcoming performances in Winnipeg and Connecticut, while Joey offers humorous advice on managing their comedic endeavors.
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Lee Syatt [58:16]: "I'm leaving... You're in New York City now."
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Joey Diaz [58:37]: "Seven grams of mushrooms. I wish you a lot of luck. It's going to be a good weekend."
Joey encourages Lee to embrace his experiences and hints at future discussions.
Key Takeaways:
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Authenticity in Comedy: Joey emphasizes the importance of staying true to oneself and delivering genuine material to engage a smart and discerning audience.
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Adapting to NYC: Both hosts navigate the complexities of living in New York City, from its vibrant food scene to the challenges of its public transportation system.
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Balancing Life and Comedy: The hosts discuss how personal experiences and genuine interactions contribute to their comedic narratives, highlighting the delicate balance between life and performing.
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Public Anecdotes: Through humorous anecdotes, Joey and Lee shed light on the eccentricities of urban life, making listeners both laugh and relate to their shared experiences.
Notable Quotes:
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On Authentic Comedy:
- Joey Diaz [05:03]: "The audience is too smart today. There's too much comedy and there's too much entertainment to go out there with a B game."
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On Relaxation and Performance:
- Joey Diaz [08:03]: "The best productivity, the best material, the best performance. We do as hard is when we're at so relaxed."
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On Public Transportation Challenges:
- Joey Diaz [50:01]: "They breathe hot air on you, so they can bite you."
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On Personal Growth Through Therapy:
- Joey Diaz [40:37]: "When I got off the plane, when I got here four years ago, I didn't know what was going on with me."
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On Dealing with Frustrations:
- Lee Syatt [14:33]: "You may spend more than you make."
This episode of "The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament" provides listeners with a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions on comedy, life in NYC, and navigating the myriad challenges and eccentricities that come with both. Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt's chemistry and candid conversations offer an engaging experience for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.
