Podcast Summary: The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Episode: The World Ain't Flat with Rich Vos
Release Date: May 13, 2025
Introduction and Welcome
In this lively episode of "The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament," hosts Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined by special guest Rich Vos. Recorded live from New York City, the trio dives into a myriad of topics ranging from urban life and personal anecdotes to parenting and past experiences with addiction. The conversation is candid, humorous, and peppered with Joey Diaz's trademark profanity, offering listeners an unfiltered glimpse into the lives of these seasoned comedians.
Personal Updates and Urban Life in New York City
The episode kicks off with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt exchanging banter about their current states and the vibrancy of New York City. Lee humorously mentions the lingering effects of an edible, setting a relaxed and informal tone for the discussion.
Notable Quote:
Joey Diaz [00:02]: "What's happened, you bad motherfuckers?... It's a whole new day. It's a whole new week with a whole new set of rules."
They discuss the optimal times to experience New York, praising the city’s seasons from April to June and September to October, contrasting it with the oppressive heat and congestion of July.
Notable Quote:
Joey Diaz [01:14]: "This is the time of the year New York is fucking boss... you're gonna be sweating bullets with your nice white shirt and your flip flops." [01:14]
Navigating Personal Safety and Urban Challenges
Joey and Lee delve into the challenges of staying safe in New York City. Joey emphasizes the importance of body language and being alert to avoid getting mugged, drawing on his experiences and observations.
Notable Quote:
Joey Diaz [05:44]: "Take my name for granted, that's what it is. Me llamo Jos. Antonio. Okay? That's all I fucking know. Me llamo." [05:44]
Lee shares his strategy of wearing sunglasses to blend in and avoid confrontations, while Joey offers practical advice on minimizing valuables to reduce the risk of theft.
Notable Quote:
Joey Diaz [02:16]: "The problem with you ain't the fucking sunglasses... And nine out of 10, you're looking at your fucking phone bouncing on the street." [02:16]
Parenting and Raising Children
The conversation shifts to parenting, with both hosts sharing their approaches to raising their daughters amidst the complexities of modern society. Joey discusses his strictness regarding his daughter's attire, aiming to shield her from negative influences.
Notable Quote:
Joey Diaz [03:44]: "How Am I supposed to carry my shit?... You need one Visa, one ATM card, and your id, if that. If the migrants don't have licenses, why should you?" [03:44]
Rich Vos joins the discussion, adding his insights based on his experiences as a father. He highlights the importance of being present in his children's lives, contrasting his own upbringing with his current approach.
Notable Quote:
Rich Vos [19:30]: "Especially when your oldest one's married to a black guy and they got the cutest little Puerto Rican Baby." [19:30]
Experiences with Addiction and Rehabilitation
A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to the hosts' past experiences with addiction, particularly cocaine use. Joey Diaz recounts vivid memories of his addiction, detailing moments of paranoia, drug-induced behaviors, and the eventual realization that led him to sobriety.
Notable Quote:
Joey Diaz [47:22]: "I have a couple of ideas for different books, but one was... the life of an addict." [47:22]
Rich Vos shares his own journey through addiction, describing his interactions with users and the lengths he went to obtain drugs. Both Joey and Rich discuss the profound impact addiction had on their lives, relationships, and personal well-being.
Notable Quote:
Rich Vos [54:04]: "Once you... you're in it and you think you're having fun. Like it's really, you know, people say, what's that? Definition of insanity?" [54:04]
Musical Preferences and Concert Anecdotes
The trio transitions to discussing their favorite music genres and experiences attending concerts. Joey expresses disdain for modern concerts that he feels are overly politicized, contrasting them with past experiences where music was more straightforward and less contentious.
Notable Quote:
Joey Diaz [24:25]: "When you were talking last night, we're talking about sore Pool, other shit. We're watching Mobland after Mobland... It's a theater of pain." [24:25]
Rich reminisces about attending concerts with friends, highlighting the camaraderie and unfiltered fun of live music events. They debate the evolution of concerts from purely musical experiences to platforms for political expression.
Notable Quote:
Rich Vos [26:02]: "The dude that took me was a real Springsteen fan... There was a tub of water in the room." [26:02]
Reflections on Parenthood and Personal Growth
As the conversation deepens, Joey reflects on the challenges of parenting without a close relationship with his own parents. He emphasizes the importance of being present for his children, attending their activities, and providing a stable environment despite his past struggles.
Notable Quote:
Joey Diaz [73:02]: "It's just scary where your kid could end up if you make like... I've been in prison, you know, I lost a daughter... that's been the roughest thing I've ever done in my life." [73:02]
Rich adds his perspective on balancing work and family life, sharing how his relationship with his children has evolved as they've grown older and become more independent.
Notable Quote:
Rich Vos [74:07]: "I was bouncing off the walls... because I have my kids and my daughter's going off to college now." [74:07]
Final Thoughts and Upcoming Events
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts discuss their upcoming performances and events. Joey promotes his upcoming shows, highlighting special guests and the venues where they'll be performing. Rich shares his schedule, emphasizing his commitment to supporting local venues like Uncle Vinny's.
Notable Quote:
Joey Diaz [78:16]: "I see it all talking about I'm in Connecticut in September, nobody gives a fuck. But I gotta remember Uncle Vinny's." [78:16]
Lee Syatt provides his own event schedule, showcasing the collaborative spirit of the podcast hosts. The episode concludes with mutual appreciation among the hosts and a light-hearted farewell.
Notable Quote:
Joey Diaz [79:53]: "All right, stay black. Have a great week." [79:53]
Conclusion
"The World Ain't Flat with Rich Vos" episode is a rollercoaster of raw, unfiltered conversations that offer listeners a deep dive into the personal lives, struggles, and triumphs of Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and Rich Vos. From navigating the bustling streets of New York City and the complexities of modern parenting to candid discussions about addiction and personal growth, the episode provides a multifaceted view of the hosts' lives. Rich Vos brings an additional layer of humor and relatability, enriching the dialogue and enhancing the overall dynamic of the podcast. For those seeking a blend of humor, honesty, and insightful reflections, this episode stands out as a compelling listen.
Notable Quotes Summary:
- Joey Diaz [00:02]: "What's happened, you bad motherfuckers?... It's a whole new day. It's a whole new week with a whole new set of rules."
- Joey Diaz [01:14]: "This is the time of the year New York is fucking boss... you're gonna be sweating bullets with your nice white shirt and your flip flops."
- Joey Diaz [02:16]: "The problem with you ain't the fucking sunglasses... And nine out of 10, you're looking at your fucking phone bouncing on the street."
- Joey Diaz [03:44]: "How Am I supposed to carry my shit?... You need one Visa, one ATM card, and your id, if that. If the migrants don't have licenses, why should you?"
- Rich Vos [19:30]: "Especially when your oldest one's married to a black guy and they got the cutest little Puerto Rican Baby."
- Joey Diaz [05:44]: "Take my name for granted, that's what it is. Me llamo Jos. Antonio. Okay? That's all I fucking know. Me llamo."
- Joey Diaz [47:22]: "I have a couple of ideas for different books, but one was... the life of an addict."
- Rich Vos [54:04]: "Once you... you're in it and you think you're having fun. Like it's really, you know, people say, what's that? Definition of insanity?"
- Joey Diaz [73:02]: "It's just scary where your kid could end up if you make like... I've been in prison, you know, I lost a daughter... that's been the roughest thing I've ever done in my life."
- Joey Diaz [79:53]: "All right, stay black. Have a great week."
Note: The transcript includes explicit language and mature content. Listener discretion is advised.