Sunday Hang with Clay and Buck - Nov 16 2025

Summary

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show

Episode: Sunday Hang with Clay and Buck – November 16, 2025
Host: iHeartPodcasts
Date: November 16, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of Sunday Hang with Clay and Buck delivers the duo's trademark blend of political commentary, pop culture references, and personal anecdotes—with plenty of humor. Major topics include the Polish sausage inside joke circling the show, debates over Columbus Day and cancel culture, political candidates' public images, and lighthearted listener emails. With references to TV, headline news, and even window treatment woes, Clay and Buck keep the tone lively and irreverent throughout.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The “Polish Sausage” Saga: Listener Banter and Running Jokes

• Polish Sausage Backstory (02:04–07:48)
  • The episode kicks off with listener “talkbacks” about Buck’s Polish sausage story, which has become a running joke.
  • Buck recounts trying Polish sausage for the first time, thanks to his freshman roommate’s parents, and how the phrasing led to ribbing by the radio staff and audience.
  • Clay and Buck riff on innuendo and the hilarity that ensued online and amongst their team.
  • Memorable moment: Clay, shopping with his wife in a women’s store, bursts out laughing at Buck’s viral sausage confession.
  • Quote:
    • “They’re delicious. I don’t know what to tell you. They taste great.” — Buck (02:40)
    • “My mentions all of a sudden got very feisty…” — Buck (06:40)

2. Political Headlines with Humor: Columbus Day and Cancel Culture

• Columbus Day Discourse (10:45–12:29)
  • Commentary on the politicization of Columbus Day and Trump’s reinstatement, juxtaposed with cancel culture and statue-toppling from previous years.
  • Reference to The Sopranos episode (“Columbus is a hero in this house!”), linking pop culture and current events.
  • Quote:
    • “In this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story.” — Sopranos Clip (11:04)
    • “We’re just not concerned anymore with what Columbus’s stance on trans rights and climate change was.” — Buck (11:47)
    • “It was all pure mass formation… mass psychosis… They just wanted to see the world burn.” — Buck (12:29)
  • Clay and Buck agree: The statue-toppling frenzy of 2020-21 has disappeared, demonstrating fleeting outrage cycles.

3. Listener Interaction: Humorous Emails and Jokes

• Polish Joke and Appropriateness (13:15–14:25)
  • Clay shares a “borderline” Polish joke (with permission, as he says, from a Polish listener), adding a humanizing and relatable note.
  • Reaction to the joke highlights the show’s willingness to walk the line while remaining good-humored.
  • Quote:
    • “What does a Polish man give his wife on their wedding night that is long and hard? His last name.” — Clay (14:02)
    • “That was within the bounds. But I did pause for a minute, which maybe means it’s not within bounds.” — Clay (14:37)

4. Quick Political Takes: Image, Image, Image

• Public Figures and Image Management (15:48–17:22)
  • VIP listener email takes issue with Buck calling Gavin Newsom “debonair”; Buck clarifies he was describing Newsom’s self-perception, not his own.
  • Clay humorously discusses the “low bar” for attractiveness in politics and speculates about candidates’ public images.
  • Both critique the superficiality of modern political image-making, using Pritzker (potential presidential candidate) as a case study.
  • Quote:
    • “You can be good looking and still have terrible politics.” — Buck (16:17)

5. “The View” Challenge and Joy Behar Banter

• Media Crossover & Cultural Clashes (17:22–18:33)
  • Clay and Buck poke fun at “The View” panel, noting their (unanswered) offer to appear on the show and referencing Joy Behar’s “wouldn’t let a MAGA supporter give me the Heimlich” comment.
  • Clay insists he’d save Joy Behar in a Red Lobster scenario:
    • “I would give Joy Behar the Heimlich… I wouldn’t let her die on an endless shrimp special at Red Lobster.” — Clay (18:36)

6. Personal Anecdotes: New Haircuts, Home Life, and Window Treatment Woes

• Home Life and Relatability (19:45–22:23)
  • Buck shares the saga of his new, trendy haircut, featuring stories from his Cuban barbershop and Clay’s playful teasing.
    • “I went into my neighborhood joint… I just said, you know what man, just do what you think will look cool. And here I am.” — Buck (19:45)
  • Clay and Buck bond over the expense of window treatments for their homes, lamenting the shocking prices.
    • “Windows—weddings and windows are maybe the two biggest unnecessary expenses that I’ve ever heard of.” — Clay (22:06)
  • The relatable home anecdotes strike a contrast with the more fiery political debates.

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote/Paraphrase | |-----------|--------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:40 | Buck | “They’re delicious. I don’t know what to tell you. They taste great.” | | 06:40 | Buck | “My mentions all of a sudden got very feisty, and I was like, oh, God, here we go.” | | 11:04 | Sopranos | “He discovered America is what he did... In this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero.” | | 11:47 | Buck | “We’re just not concerned anymore with what Columbus’s stance on trans rights and climate change was.”| | 12:29 | Buck | “It was all pure mass formation... They just wanted to see the world burn.” | | 14:02 | Clay | “What does a Polish man give his wife on their wedding night that is long and hard? His last name.”| | 16:17 | Buck | “You can be good looking and still have terrible politics.” | | 18:36 | Clay | “I would give Joy Behar the Heimlich… I wouldn’t let her die on an endless shrimp special at Red Lobster.”| | 19:45 | Buck | “I went into my neighborhood joint… I just said, you know what man, just do what you think will look cool. And here I am.”| | 22:06 | Clay | “Windows—weddings and windows are maybe the two biggest unnecessary expenses that I’ve ever heard of.”|

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:04–07:48]: The Polish Sausage saga, running gags, and listener feedback
• [10:45–12:29]: Columbus Day in culture and politics; cancel culture reminisced
• [13:15–14:37]: Polish joke and boundaries of humor
• [15:48–17:22]: Political image talk: Newsom, Pritzker, and public perception
• [17:22–18:36]: Joy Behar’s “Heimlich” comment and show crossovers
• [19:45–22:23]: Barbershop tales, window treatments, and home-life comedy

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Tone & Style

Clay and Buck maintain their trademark irreverence and camaraderie, blending news and politics with pop culture and personal stories. Listener engagement, playful teasing, and unfiltered commentary make for an entertaining and approachable episode, equal parts headline rundown and weekend wind-down.

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For new or returning listeners, this episode provides a fun, personality-driven take on the week’s biggest stories—with more than enough laughs and relatable asides to keep things light.

Transcript

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Chalk Natural Supplements for Guys gals and nothing in between. Fuel your [e-mail] Bold, reverent and occasionally random. The Sunday Hang with Clay and Buck Podcast starts now. I jumped in this morning and I'm doing my prep and I see a bevy of awesome, awesome Buck talkbacks relating to what may be called the La Fare Polish Sausage.

[Buck Sexton]

Oh my God, look.

[Clay Travis]

The Polish sausage.

[Buck Sexton]

They're delicious. I don't know what to tell you. They taste great.

[Clay Travis]

This is Cord bb. He's got a question. Fire away.

[Buck Sexton]

Messages for Clay Clay, can you opine.

[Clay Travis]

On how Buck set his freshman year.

[Buck Sexton]

Roommate introduced them to his pole sausage last week?

[Clay Travis]

Guys are doing a good job. Thanks all right, let's just. That is Cord.

[Buck Sexton]

He's throwing gasoline onto the fire there, buddy.

[Clay Travis]

You know, here is Doug in Kentucky. He's also got some Polish sausage. Feedback.

[Buck Sexton]

Hey, Buck. Doug from Louisville, Kentucky.

[Clay Travis]

Gotta tell you, I'm.

[Buck Sexton]

I'm interested in the story of your introduction to the Polish sausage from your friend. Feel like there's a story there, you know, I mean, Clay's not afraid to tell us, you know, intimate details of his experiences. And, you know, I. I'd like to know more. I'm sure many of us would.

[Clay Travis]

When did you recognize. Who was the first person to recognize the phrasing on your Polish?

[Buck Sexton]

Our entire. Our entire radio team in real time, laughing at me in the studio. My. I had a roommate from Will Met, okay, Which I've never been to, and. And he found out that I had never tried Polish sausage.

[Clay Travis]

I don't even know if you're gonna be able to tell this story.

[Buck Sexton]

His parents. This is a real thing. His parents sent a big box of Polish. Polish sausage to us at Amherst. And so we were all sitting around.

[Clay Travis]

This one time at band camp. This one. I'm a band camp. So the whole staff. I don't. I don't know. I would have kept a straight face when. When this. When this story.

[Buck Sexton]

Well, they didn't keep a straight face, Clay, so you're not alone there. Neither could I. But now the audience is all, can we celebrate Trump's world peace here, please? All right, we could talk about.

[Clay Travis]

Maybe we could deli the president for some Polish sausages just to have a really big festive experience. We'll grab a clip. By the way, President Trump has said that Columbus Day is back and all the Italian people are celebrating still. One of Buck. The best of all the Sopranos, in terms of just pure entertainment, was when they got fired up over the banning of Columbus Day. Do you remember that, Sopranos?

[Buck Sexton]

Columbus is a hero in this house. Yeah, of course. Of course I remember that. Something else, by the way, I didn't get to tell you. I made a trip through. I had some conversations with friends in the Pentagon, Clay, when I was in D.C. yesterday, the day before, I can't remember now. And you look around, you know what it says on the. On the E Ring level of the Pentagon and all these offices. Department of War, they've already changed it.

[Clay Travis]

So, I mean, Department of War to win, like the 1940s. Yes. I mean, through World War II, it.

[Buck Sexton]

Was the War Department. I guess they changed it part of maybe the national security Act in 1948. Or something.

[Clay Travis]

Yeah, I never really thought about it much, but as secretary of War, obviously during the Civil War and everything else was commonplace. Sunday, hang with Clay and Buck.

[Buck Sexton]

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[Clay Travis]

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[Buck Sexton]

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[Clay Travis]

You got to be more careful on some of your phrasing, I see, when I didn't expect you to come out as gay.

[Buck Sexton]

We don't have to discuss the Polish sausage incident of October 2025. We don't have to discuss this. OK. You are out, buddy. All right? So that's off limits. What happens when Clay's out stays where it happens.

[Clay Travis]

I was not expecting to look down at my phone and see that Buck was talking about his roommate, introducing him to Polish soccer. I.

[Buck Sexton]

My mentions. My mentions all of a sudden got very feisty, and I was like, oh, God, here we go.

[Clay Travis]

I was shopping with my wife, Lara. I looked down at my phone and. And I just couldn't stop laughing. I'm in a, you know, women's clothing store. First of all, awkward for any man to just. If you're. You're not even able to go to the corner of the store where there might be four men's shirts. Like, this store didn't even pretend that they cared about men at all. So I'm already just kind of walking around awkwardly in there, and then I just start giggling like a. Like a schoolboy.

[Buck Sexton]

They didn't have a husband chair for you. The smart stores always have the husband chair.

[Clay Travis]

You know, where you sit.

[Buck Sexton]

It's pretty comfy, too, if they're. If they know what they're doing.

[Clay Travis]

I was looking for the husband chair, but the husband chair had boxes in it because they had recently gotten a shipment. So I'm just standing around awkwardly. You know, every woman's like, you're in the way. You can't even find the place in the store where you can go and not be in the way of everyone else. And. And I'm just standing there giggling at your Polish sausage commentary. So. So that was my. I guess that was what, Tuesday when you confessed your Polish sausage love.

[Buck Sexton]

Fond of. Fond of Chicago. Fond of Chicago. Trucker Don in St. Louis. Bail us out. What have you got for us from the road?

[Clay Travis]

Hi guys. Thank you for taking my call. I appreciate it. Great show as usual. You guys are the best. I First of all, Clay, I feel your pain. I went to go to the Trump rally on the Harry Truman this weekend with my son and because I didn't have a star on my license, I was not allowed in. So this is the real ID people out there. There's a small contingent of us. Like we just can't get in places where you're expected to be able to get in.

[Buck Sexton]

Civilization requires adhering to rules, gentlemen. We floridians have real IDs. You Tennesseans need to get on the bandwagon.

[Clay Travis]

It's unbelievable. At some point I'm gonna have to go to the DMV to get my star. When we come back, Buck, maybe you can confess your love of other sausage.

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Sunday drop with Clay and Buck. Columbus Day, it was been attacked as indigenous peoples day. We mentioned this earlier on the Sopranos. For those of you who watch, there was an episode where Tony wanted to defend Christopher Columbus. Let's have a little fun. Here's that clip.

[Buck Sexton]

He discovered America is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story.

[Clay Travis]

But Donald Trump agrees. Buck, this just happened in the White House. Cut 36, I believe. TRUMP announcing that Columbus Day is still Columbus Day.

[Buck Sexton]

In other words, we're calling it Columbus Day. That was the press that broke out in the clause.

[Clay Travis]

That was.

[Buck Sexton]

Can you believe that? I've never seen that happen before. The press, the press actually broke out in applause.

[Clay Travis]

Good.

[Buck Sexton]

Columbus Day, we're back. Columbus Day, were back. Italians, we love the Italians. We love the Italians and the Polish and many others. Some people are saying, I would just say Clay, I guess we're just not concerned anymore with what Columbus's stance on trans rights and climate change was. It's a little, I feel a little microaggression here. A little triggered perhaps. Where was Columbus on these key issues?

[Clay Travis]

It is interesting, isn't it, that all of the tear down the statue people have just suddenly vanished. There's almost no discussion about it at all. I haven't. When's the last time you saw someone try to tear down a statue?

[Buck Sexton]

It was all pure mass formation. It was mass psychosis. It was the topic from my book coming out in January, Manufacturing delusion. That's what it was. So that is. You like that? That was. That was cool. Like the other side of the pillow. Yeah, that's. That's the truth of it though, Clay. It's just people were caught up in, in their own rage and nonsense because pulling down the statues and all this stuff that they were saying, Remember it got to the point where they were pulling down Abraham Lincoln statues. It just didn't even matter anymore. They just wanted to. What does Michael Caine say in Batman? He's like, some men just want to see the world burn. You know, he just kind of says that. And they just wanted to see the world burn. That's what it was.

[Clay Travis]

I don't even know if I can read this joke from a Polish man. I'm going to read it.

[Buck Sexton]

I mean, you're Clay Travis. People still like, did he really say this? I think it's funny. I'm supposed to be like your keeper, you know, like I'm supposed to keep you from getting outside the bars of the cage and going wild on the visitors.

[Clay Travis]

This is, this is a Polish man. But my father in law, Larry Kornacki, who passed last year, also a Polish man, he would love this joke. So I'm going to tell it in his honor. As a Polish man, I can tell this joke. This is not me. This is the Polish man, Michael, whose last name I can't even pronounce. What does a Polish man. This is a little. This is a double entendre, Buck, but it's a little.

[Buck Sexton]

Anyway.

[Clay Travis]

What does a Polish man give his wife on their wedding night that is long and hard? His last name. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Very much borderline, but I think good. So if you're upset, that is Michael G. Whose last name I cannot read. And you can steal that one and you can.

[Buck Sexton]

I'm going to be reading. I'm going to be reading emails all weekend from our listener Ethel, who is going to be telling me that you need a timeout, sir. That you have, you have to be put in the corner, sir.

[Clay Travis]

I think, I think that was within the bounds. I think that was within the bounds. But I did pause for a minute, which maybe means it's not within bounds. Buck, you were back home for the first time in a very long time. Do you have any spectacular weekend plans or are you just going to kick up the feet and chill at your place?

[Buck Sexton]

I mean, I'm just. It's going to be PJs, Jimmy Speed, Ginger Spice and Wifey all weekend, man. It's just, it just lay in low. There's nothing better when you've been away from home. So taking it easy, maybe, you know, cooking up some steaks. That's about all I got. Not Polish sausage steaks.

[Clay Travis]

Not having the roommate come over and give you a Polish sausage instructions.

[Buck Sexton]

Not this time.

[Clay Travis]

What did Kerry think about the Polish sausage discussion?

[Buck Sexton]

Well, she knew about my. She knew about my Chicago based roommate and his culinary habits. So this was not some big surprise to her. I also had a roommate who used to eat brie. Like a, like a wedge of Brie, the way that you'd eat pizza. Like, he would just sit there. And I thought this was. He was really skinny, too. But imagine someone would hold like a triangular slice of pizza, but he would.

[Clay Travis]

Do that with Brie.

[Buck Sexton]

Oh, and just sit there eating it.

[Clay Travis]

Yeah, that sounds absolutely awful. Sundays with Clay and Box.

[Buck Sexton]

We got some VIP emails flooding our inbox, including this one Clay VIP email from Sherry Buck. I think you need glasses. Newsom doesn't look debonair. He looks smarmy. Well, I think you are trashing Clay Chardonnay, buddy, first and foremost, so that we need to put out there. And also, I'm not saying that I think Newsom is debonair. I'm saying that Newsom thinks that Newsom is a dashing and handsome and gallant fellow. Look, I mean, he's a. He's a pretty good looking guy. Let's not be weird here, okay? You could be good looking and still have terrible politics.

[Clay Travis]

Also, the standard is politicians. I mean, Chuck Schumer, no offense, I don't think anybody's like, let's go throw our panties in Chuck Schumer's direction. The standard of good looking politician is not necessarily super high.

[Buck Sexton]

And I'm just wondering about this. Casting no stones here. I got. I got a little chubby after I got married and, you know, had to. Had to fight. Had to fight that battle. So I'm very sympathetic. Pritzker, if he runs, does he stay heavy pee, you know, does he decide that he's gonna keep on doing what he's doing or does he do the, you know.

[Clay Travis]

No, I think. I think it's a Jonah Hill situation. Not that he's. Jonah Hill.

[Buck Sexton]

Might not recognize him. He could. He could lose probably 100 to 150 pounds. That's. That's kind of where Pritzker is. He would look. I really mean this. He would look like a different person to the point where I think it might almost be jarring to voters if he did that.

[Clay Travis]

I think that he sees his physical appearance as somehow more connective with the audience than it would be if he's skinny. It sounds crazy, but I think that's the way he's thinking. Speaking of crazy, Joy Behar. We have not heard producer Ali. Has the View responded to our gallant offer to appear on the show since they said we were too intimidated by all of the intelligent women on the program? That was the argument they made. No response has yet come from the View to our gallant offer to come.

[Buck Sexton]

On or our numerous offers to Cuomo.

[Clay Travis]

Cuomo no response to Cuomo either. We got some talk backs on that. Maybe I'll play that in a sec. But first, I want you all to hear Joy Behar talked, in an incredible coincidence, about choking to death today on the program. Listen, I mean, I don't know.

[Buck Sexton]

I wouldn't even let him give me a Heimlich maneuver. Yeah, that's how little I would I.

[Clay Travis]

Feel about people I don't know.

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[Buck Sexton]

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[Clay Travis]

All right, so Joy Behar said she wouldn't let a Trump supporter give her the Heimlich. I would give Joy Behar the Heimlich. That's just how much of a gentleman I am. I wouldn't let her die on an endless shrimp special at Red Lobster. I would. I would save her life. Now you're a humanitarian. I am just too kind. Sunday sizzle with Clay and Buck. Buck has gotten the hippest haircut in the history of the show. He may. He may be announcing that he has joined a boy band in his spare time and will be on tour soon. I'm expecting him to have a big gold chain. Also on here, I. Buck, was. You were concerned that your hair was not fitting into the shot. So you have gone. My boys, my sons would describe this as a low taper fade of sorts. Like, this is a very popular haircut. I am describing it as the old man unk here. And I mean, again, Buck, you look like you're 24 years old. Now we're going to have a new audience.

[Buck Sexton]

I went into my neighborhood, joined here, my barbershop with my Cubans, my Cuban Americans, everyone there, everyone speaking only Spanish, except for me. I speak no Spanish. No habla espanol. These guys have tattoos all over their forearms, by the way. They look like all these soccer players that you see now that all have the sleeve tattoos. They got all the tattoos. They have all the cool haircuts. And I just said, you know what, man? Just do what you think will look cool. And here I am. So if you. If you are listening on the radio, millions of you on the radio, listening side, you should subscribe to our YouTube channel so you too can enjoy Clay's commentary slash gentle mockery of my very contemporary haircut that I got. But, you know, I just.

[Clay Travis]

It is a very good look. I mean, I'm telling you, when they put this up on the YouTube, which I'm told is popular with the kids, our Subscriber numbers are going to skyrocket, and you're going to have cachet and trust that you have never had before, because people are going to say, guy got that haircut. He can't be wrong on anything.

[Buck Sexton]

So I'm pretty sure they said in Spanish, let's make this guy look like he doesn't live in 1985. I think that's what they said. And they said something on Michael P. Keaton en Espanol. And I was like, okay, you guys just do your thing.

[Clay Travis]

And here we are.

[Buck Sexton]

Now I am muy caliente.

[Clay Travis]

Oh, I. I can even translate that. It's funny you were starting off with the Spanish. My wife was getting ready for bed last night and she heard the description that we had on the show of me talking about walking naked in front of the. In front of the windows down in the new house. And she is working to learn Spanish. And so she's taken Spanish for a long time, but she's been trying to get better at Spanish. And so she. She spoke as if she were one of the Hispanic construction workers. Displeased. I have no idea what she was saying about the fact that they had been exposed to my naked body. Because we don't have window treatments, which you and I were talking about off air as we get ready to roll here. Maybe the most expensive thing on the planet that before I was married, I had no idea would end up costing me what it does. Windows are the. I wet weddings and windows are maybe the two biggest unnecessary expenses that I've ever heard of in my life. I had no idea what it cost.

[Buck Sexton]

Carrie got multiple estimates for window treatments for our home here, and it was a hard. I was hard. No. Hard. No. It's a pass. I've heard enough. It's a no. The money they wanted for, like, very basic stuff, and I was all different. So that is what it costs, apparently, down here. But I just said rather just have nothing.

[Clay Travis]

It's everywhere. I mean, I think for $1,000, you should be able to have the greatest window covering of all time. And evidently that's an absurdly ridiculous idea. Makes me want to start my own cheap window treatments because it seems like it makes sense.

[Buck Sexton]

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[Clay Travis]

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