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Andrew Gruel
Welcome back, everybody. We're here with another episode of American Gravy. What a week. I am hungry.
Lauren Gruel
I am starving. I'm always hungry.
Andrew Gruel
Actually, that is true. I'm also always hungry. I get a lot more hungry later in the day. I don't know why. I'm not a morning guy.
Lauren Gruel
He doesn't eat during the day.
Andrew Gruel
And then before I go to bed at night, I'll eat like 6,000 calories.
Lauren Gruel
All right, well, anyway, I'm Lauren Gruel.
Andrew Gruel
And I'm Andrew Gruel. And welcome back to another episode of American Gravy, where food meets fun, flavor meets the absurd. I guess I'd be the absurd here.
Lauren Gruel
Yes, we are going to dive into some of the funniest, strangest and most mouth watering food stories making the rounds.
Andrew Gruel
Because let's face it, food news these days have gone officially off the rails. We're here to bring it back on the rails.
Lauren Gruel
I love that. That was good.
Andrew Gruel
You know, we're trying some new material out here, but thank you all who have kind of stuck around and are continuing to listen to these episodes. This is fun and we love all of your feedback. You can always give us feedback.
Lauren Gruel
Effgrue on X, aurengruel on X oringgruel on Instagram. All right, so, Andrew.
Andrew Gruel
Yes.
Lauren Gruel
We have kids. We have four kids.
Andrew Gruel
We do.
Lauren Gruel
If you're unaware. Okay.
Andrew Gruel
Sometimes I just think they're my friends.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah. Okay, we'll get into that later. Okay. So is avoiding ultra processed foods with our kids unrealistic? Like totally avoiding them.
Andrew Gruel
Well, and that's the. Yes, it is unrealistic to assume that overnight somebody's just gonna wipe out ultra processed foods from a kid's diet. But I think we need to define ultra processed foods.
Lauren Gruel
Okay, well, there was an article in the Atlantic by Olga Kazan. Right.
Andrew Gruel
Oh, Olga. How's she doing?
Lauren Gruel
She's doing all right.
Andrew Gruel
You know, she makes a good borscht.
Lauren Gruel
Borscht?
Andrew Gruel
Yeah.
Lauren Gruel
The heck is that?
Andrew Gruel
It's a pureed, chilled beetroot soup.
Lauren Gruel
Ooh. Can't wait to try it. Okay, so she makes a pretty good point. So this. I'm gonna read a quote from her article. Okay. So. Nevertheless, like many working parents, I find that feeding my family a diet free of ultra processed foods is impossible. After a long day of fighting with my 18 month old over whether he can touch the trash, that no. And whether he can eat the trash. Also no. Sometimes all I can do is throw some ultra processed Mac and cheese at him and drown my own sorrows in some Trader Joe's white kesso dip. The efforts to get parents to give up these types of comforts in favor of home roasted vegetables are frustrating and unrealistic.
Andrew Gruel
Well, I. And this is the thing though, is, by the way, and I appreciate that sentiment and the. The entire theme of this article was a bit pro processed foods. And she was taking some jabs at like RFK Jr. And the MAHA movement. And the Maha movement. Right. So, like, I don't like the overall theme of this article. However, she does make a good point that I think that we shouldn't ignore. And in this Maha movement, we've talked about alternatives and different ways you can cook and you can eat and spend more time around the kitchen table and understanding where your food is Coming from, right? Like, it's a very broad movement when it comes to the ultra processed food piece. Cause people want advice in a soundbite. So it's like, don't eat processed food. Well, people need to understand. So processed food is any. I mean, if you cut potatoes, that's processed foods, right? So I think the ultra is important. Ultra processed food is food that's been processed or used cut as the analogy in your mind, or cooked or you know, poached or blanched and then treated with a significant amount of. See, I would say chemicals, but then everyone would be like, well, food is a chemical, right? Like everyone's always trying to play like wordsmith you to attack your point. Treat it with something that I can't find in nature, like hanging on a tree or coming off of a cow or coming up from the soil, right? Like, you're not gonna find xanthan gum, like on the side of the road. I'm not gonna go forage for xanthan gum or soy lecithin or artificial food dyes or any of the other numerous chemicals that we read on the ingredients lists. And the reason there's so many chemicals in our food more and more and more as time goes on is because they want to have longer shelf life. They want to manipulate and change the flavors of the food to make it more addictive. That's a fact. That's what the food manufacturing companies do. And then what they've also done is they've used chemicals in the form of pesticides and different types of fertilizers and as well as through the food manufacturing and processing techniques to actually remove a lot of the nutrients from the food. But then they enrich them. And enriching is like when you see enriched flour.
Lauren Gruel
Well, that's what they did with. Which I thought was kind of interesting. Remember, they put in all corn tortillas. I believe they threw in. What was it?
Andrew Gruel
Was it thiamine or iron?
Lauren Gruel
No, it was like folic acid.
Andrew Gruel
Folic acid. They were. That was the most racist bill, by the way.
Lauren Gruel
It was so racist.
Andrew Gruel
They said that tortillas have to have folic acid because specifically Latino women are lacking in folic acid through the.
Lauren Gruel
It's for the. When they're pregnant, right? It's supposed to. But I'm like, okay, that's a little racist.
Andrew Gruel
So they put them in tortillas. I'm like, come on, get them in tortillas. First of all, I would suggest that middle aged white women are the highest purchasers of tortillas in California, but that's just a quesadilla movement. So I think the enriching piece is important because then I'm gonna come back full circle here. So then you strip all the nutrients, you strip all the quality out of the food, but then you add it back in supplements and vitamins. Right? Like enriched grain where they add vitamin A, vitamin D, et cetera, back to, you know, same thing with orange juice, right? Like they'll strip all of it out and then they'll add vitamin C back.
Lauren Gruel
To the orange juice, which is so weird.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah.
Lauren Gruel
Is it because it's not like shelf stable, like it doesn't last that long.
Andrew Gruel
Well, it's because when you like a lot of the vitamins come in like the pit and come through the whole orange. So when you want to do pulp free orange juice, you're losing a lot of that.
Lauren Gruel
Well, also, I know from what I heard actually is if like you'reif you were to juice, say your own orange juice, like the quicker you drink it, the more the nutritional value holds up. So if you let it sit out for long periods of time, it kind of depletes. Is that true?
Andrew Gruel
Yeah. Food that sits for a while does lose their nutritional value. And then also food, the more you cook it, the more nutrients you lose. That's why you've got a lot of people in the carnivore movement that are like, eat it only rare or even raw because that's how you're getting the full benefit of the meat. Yeah, that's steak tartare.
Lauren Gruel
Oh, I love steak tartare.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah, exactly. I think I got her to marry me on steak tartare.
Lauren Gruel
It's true.
Andrew Gruel
It was that or sandwiches.
Lauren Gruel
Didn't we have steak tartare at like, Wolfgang Puck in Vegas?
Andrew Gruel
I woke you up one morning with steak tartare on your bedside table. It wasn't steak, though.
Lauren Gruel
This is before we were married.
Andrew Gruel
So kind of my final punctuation on this story is this. We're obfuscating the issue by talking about, well, maybe ultra processed foods aren't that bad. Right? And trust the science. Or we're all so busy. You see, that's not the problem. The real problem here is that there's not many options in the market for less processed foods or healthier foods which are also, quote, processed, not ultra processed. Because the only options that you have to buy foods are from one of the few food manufacturers. Now there's sub brands like Trader Joe's. She mentions Trader Joe's in this article. The Trader Joe's Mac and cheese is no different than the Kraft Mac and Cheese. It just comes in a cool box with a cooler label and it's kind of fun and quirky. It's the same junk. So what I've said is, okay, we get it. We're tight on time, we're tight on money. We need to change the incentive structure for the businesses that are producing these foods. There is enough chefs out there and maha folk who are willing to produce seed oil free chicken tenders that are lightly processed as opposed to the junk that we're getting from Tyson or the Dino Nuggets. There's enough independent food manufacturers out there who can produce this good food for working parents. But the market has pushed them out. There's too many barriers of entry for them to get into the market. And those barriers come from the usda, the fda, local health departments, local cities even, and then furthermore, access to capital. So that's why these big guys end up taking all of the market share and forcing all of this ultra processed food down our throats. So I think in conclusion on this article, yeah, we get it, it's not going to be an overnight fix. However, we can change the market. And by virtue of changing the market, we can fix our behaviors.
Lauren Gruel
Right. And I'll just touch on this. You know, it is, it is hard, right? Especially when we're short on time and our kids are in a million sports and activities. It is easier to just throw them a bag of goldfish or whatever it is. I'm not saying we give them goldfish, but it is easier. So I agree with her on that because sometimes it seems at the time impossible to make something, you know, that's super nutrient dense and what have you.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah. And that's why we've worked to do things like get our kids addicted to real foods. Right. So you want the goldfish because you're getting that cheddar flavor and the umami, et cetera and the crunch. Like we give our, like our kids eat cheeses if there's no tomorrow.
Lauren Gruel
They love cheese.
Andrew Gruel
Yep. So like we'll have, we'll always introduce them to different flavors of cheese. Great cheese, aged cheese, raw cheese, you name it. And then the crunch element is really just like some sort of a cracker. So you can get like also toasting. Like we've gotten our kids to like, if they're gonna want to eat the carbs, like let's get a good bread product and they toast it themselves.
Lauren Gruel
And moms, if all you can give your kids is that ultra processed stuff you're still doing a good job. I know it's hard.
Andrew Gruel
Start with one meal a week.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah. Let's not, you know, crap on everybody who's unable to do this.
Andrew Gruel
Of course. And that's what I want to avoid because I think that's turned a lot of people off to the movement because there's this all or nothing approach, this perfect ruining good.
Lauren Gruel
It is unrealistic. It really is.
Andrew Gruel
Start with one meal a week. One meal a week around the table. And what I will tell you anecdotally is that when you get your kids to help you cook the food, they will eat the food.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah. You made like, tomato and bean soup the other day. And James thought it was the best.
Andrew Gruel
Thing in the world because he helped us make it. So, like, we. We cut all the ingredients. This is a recent episode on our American gravy show. We cut all the ingredients, but then we built it in a soup pot and we let him put it in and stir it and add it and stir it and add olive oil and salt, etc. He ate like six bowls.
Lauren Gruel
He was like, that is the best thing ever.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah. It was like zucchini and squash. I mean, yeah, this kid was like frog legs.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah, exactly. Get your kids involved. At least one meal a week where you guys are sitting around the table.
Andrew Gruel
There is enough food, education, and information out there from YouTube, across, like, rumble, you name it. Like all these platforms where you can pick up a couple tips here and there, but getting your kids involved is the key to that. So I don't want to poo poo the story too much. I think the angle was a little bit political. I don't like that. Although I do think we should lend credence to some of the feelings that people feel as if the perfect is ruining good.
Lauren Gruel
Speaking of ultra processed food, protein powders.
Andrew Gruel
What about protein powders?
Lauren Gruel
They contain a lot of stuff.
Andrew Gruel
They do. I'm full on protein right now.
Lauren Gruel
Including lead.
Andrew Gruel
Like from a number two pencil.
Lauren Gruel
I don't know.
Andrew Gruel
So you can smudge a protein powder all over a Scantron and get an A on the test?
Lauren Gruel
Possibly. So over the past 15 years, Americans obsession with protein has transformed. Wouldn't you agree?
Andrew Gruel
Oh, my gosh. Well, no, I agree, but see, I think that's a positive. You and I were talking on the way up here and you were like, oh, my God, the obsession has gotten, like, overboard, Which I do think it's.
Lauren Gruel
Gone overboard, because even if you go on, you know, Instagram, for instance, everything is about protein and getting this much Protein. I was trying to get enough protein. I. It was, it was bad.
Andrew Gruel
Well, I think that. I think that it's. It's created like micro industries for protein powders and supplements and Co packers, etc. And you don't know like, what you're getting in those protein powders because a lot of them do have other junk in there to make them sweet. And it's like sugary, what have you.
Ryan Seacrest
Right.
Lauren Gruel
I mean, I just saw the other day there's protein popcorn. They're just throwing it out.
Andrew Gruel
What is protein popcorn?
Lauren Gruel
Apparently this popcorn has protein in it.
Andrew Gruel
Well, I'm see. And this is where the food marketing machine comes in and does it.
Lauren Gruel
But then I'm thinking, is there protein in popcorn in general? I don't know. I never look at like, yeah, there's.
Andrew Gruel
A little protein in there.
Lauren Gruel
Okay.
Andrew Gruel
And especially if you do the cheese dust, you might get like 0.3 grams of protein. It's the food marketing machine. The same thing happened with sustainability. The same thing was going on in the 90s with like the carb count and like simple carbs. Right. Like there's always fiber or all natural. What happens is there's a movement. And in the big food marketing machines, the food manufacturers, they pick up on this kind of marketing buzz, term movement, and they put it on everything. And then you lose focus and definition on the original movement or the original word. Right. Cause now you're seeing on packaging, they'll be like nine grams of protein. And it's marketed on the exterior of the package. It's the same Triscuit or it's the same product. It works.
Lauren Gruel
It's the exact same. They just have the grams of protein on the front now.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah. Like, let's just say that artific food dyes suddenly were a good thing and people were like, oh, we love artificial food dyes. It'd be like 32 grams of artificial food dyes. Right, Exactly. They're just highlighting and remarketing something within their product. They're not changing the formula. And we've talked about that in previous episodes. So, like, proteins are good, but what I would say about the proteins is don't get obsessed with the protein powders. By the time you. We know this because we make a lot of shakes in our house.
Lauren Gruel
Can I just. Sorry, I don't want to cut you off. So can anyone point us in the right direction of a good protein powder that's not gonna make us poop our pants? We've tried. Whoa, whoa. We have tried them all.
Andrew Gruel
A lot of These protein powders hurt my stomach.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah, I mean there's a few that are okay for me, but I cannot, for whatever reason, me and whey protein do not work.
Andrew Gruel
No whey.
Lauren Gruel
Yes, whey.
Andrew Gruel
Get pass away.
Lauren Gruel
Okay.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah, it's the whey. But like that's a great protein. But I've really just relegated myself. I'll just eat steak, chicken, I'll just eat meat all day.
Lauren Gruel
Well, I did see something the other day. This lady was like, stop going for the protein bar. Just make a chicken cutlet. Yeah.
Andrew Gruel
Because if you're getting like 19 grams of protein in a full protein shake with all that other stuff in there, you could cook a piece of mahi which is like packed with protein or heavy.
Lauren Gruel
Mahi has 8 ounces of mahi, is like 42 grams of protein.
Andrew Gruel
I would much rather just like eat a piece of mahi while I'm walking down the street.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah, let's, let's start that trend.
Andrew Gruel
Eat a chicken breast. Yeah. Just like walking around. I did that the other day. I remember I cooked all that steak on Sunday and then I just left the house with like a cold New York strip steak.
Lauren Gruel
We went on a walk and he's just walking around the block eating piece of steak.
Andrew Gruel
It is true. Once again, another reason why the neighbors don't talk to us.
Lauren Gruel
Actually, speaking of neighbors, somebody let their dog poop all over our driveway.
Andrew Gruel
I am livid. First of all, let me say this. There is a secret like sidewalk pooper in our neighborhood. So what? Lauren and I have been going on a lot of walks lately. I feel like we're like a 90 year old couple. We're watching TV that's closed captioned. I can't hear anything. So I'm always saying, what, I'm falling.
Lauren Gruel
For the AI videos now.
Andrew Gruel
I'm talking about eating oatmeal before I go to bed. And now we're taking leisurely walks while holding hands. It's very romantic. But we walk and we're walking down the street the other day and I'm like, oh, look out. There's like a little.
Lauren Gruel
It was like a little trail of poop.
Andrew Gruel
Well, there was just like one.
Lauren Gruel
It was like the dog still on a walk and the poop was just coming out.
Andrew Gruel
Yep. We go five feet, another little poop. Five feet, another one. This one was, was smeared.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah. But then this morning on our way to take taking the kids to school, I go, Andrew, you'll never believe this. There's poo in our driveway. He's like, no way. There's I'm not kidding. They're poo.
Andrew Gruel
So a dog had to walk up. It was either a dog or a human. It might have been a gorilla. It was pretty big. So the dog had to walk up into our driveway and drop a deuce. And it was fresh. There was, like, a little steam on there. But what I'm going to do is I am now going to start measuring. I'm gonna get the exact size and I'm gonna find it. Like fingerprinting, but, like matching the poop with the dog. Matching fingerprints to the. To the criminal.
Lauren Gruel
But also, it's not the dog's fault. It's the owner's fault. Why is the owner just letting its dog poo everywhere? I don't care.
Andrew Gruel
Dog's in on it. Dog should know better.
Lauren Gruel
Okay, well, it should have at least done it in the grass. Why do it on our driveway? That was fine.
Andrew Gruel
At least you can wipe it off the driveway easier. Spray it down if it's in the grass.
Lauren Gruel
Pressure washer.
Andrew Gruel
The kids jump on it, and then next thing you know, it ends up in their bed. So if you listening, if you're the secret pooper, just get out. We're coming after you. I'm gonna get involved with city council on this one. Get the forensic crime, the.
Lauren Gruel
You know what? We gotta pull up our cameras and find out who this was.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah, well, unfortunately, we're not gonna talk, but. All right. Good times. What's our next story today?
Lauren Gruel
Mtv. That was the thing growing up. Mtv. Remember trl, Total Crest Live. I would run home.
Andrew Gruel
Is that Carson Daly?
Lauren Gruel
Yes. I would sprint home from school to see the latest music video drop. Right? And that was the thing. It was like all the excitement in the world. You would call your friends. Everyone would talk about the new song that dropped. Oh, my God. Did you see so and so in the music video? It was the thing. You know, MTV is closing.
Andrew Gruel
MTV shutting down.
Lauren Gruel
But this leads me to. I guess the topic of this is celebrity relevance. Are they relevant any longer?
Andrew Gruel
Well, like, MTV celebrities aren't going to be relevant.
Lauren Gruel
But I know. I'm saying. But even back then, it was like you had to watch all the award shows and you wanted to see what people were wearing. And I actually spoke with our daughter the other day, and I. There was a picture of Hilary Duff she posted on her Instagram. And I said, I. And she was young, and I said, I was there. It was at her album signing because I have a picture of it. And, you know, she was like, why were you there? And I was like, that's the only way you interacted with celebrities. You didn't have this access to them at all times on social media and their updates on their lives. Like, every. You know what I mean?
Andrew Gruel
Has social media killed the celebrity? Ooh, that could be our next article.
Lauren Gruel
Yes.
Andrew Gruel
In wtv.
Lauren Gruel
Possibly. Because. Because you know everything about them now. Before, they were kind of mysterious.
Andrew Gruel
They. That's a great point. They were mysterious. I don't want to know everything about you. I don't want to hear you complain about your ride to work.
Lauren Gruel
Turn me to so many people I once looked up to.
Andrew Gruel
Well, especially. Cause you find out that their brains are made of cabbage. A lot of them just don't have the, like, thought and intellect that you assume they did by way of, like, their lyrics or their.
Lauren Gruel
They used to think they were, like, the coolest. They must be the coolest people in the world. And now I'm like, gosh, you're a moron.
Andrew Gruel
But now every celebrity's also become political.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah, I think.
Andrew Gruel
Which is also annoying.
Lauren Gruel
Which is also annoying. I mean, they are people. They have, you know, the right to their own opinion. But sometimes it's like, come on.
Andrew Gruel
Well, you're right. I find the ones I find annoying are the ones that are just, like, kind of reciting the tropes, the political tropes that they're being told by do.
Lauren Gruel
As I say, not as I do type of people.
Andrew Gruel
Well, there's a lot of those.
Lauren Gruel
A lot of that.
Andrew Gruel
Well, to me, politician and hypocrite are synonymous with one another. So if they try and become politicians, then that ultimately taints who they are. Yeah. You know what I loved about mtv, I will say this? Is that. What was the show where the popcorn came down? Oh, Remote Control. Remember, they would sit in the chairs. Pretty sure Adam Carolla was on that.
Lauren Gruel
Or Control.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah, Remote Control was a show where the popcorn came down.
Lauren Gruel
Okay, what about.
Andrew Gruel
They had a remote control. That was a cool show. Cause they ate popcorn, and I like food.
Lauren Gruel
Okay, wait, I need to see this. Oh, Adam Sandler.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah, Adam Sandler was on Remote Control. LL Cool J. I remember all of this.
Lauren Gruel
Oh, so these. Oh, what year was this? Cause Maybe I was 1989. 1990. I was one year old, baby.
Andrew Gruel
All right, what else you got going for us today? Lauren, what do you have for breakfast?
Lauren Gruel
Half of a Macro bar and a coffee.
Andrew Gruel
See, once again, the bars strip it all away, smush it back up together.
Lauren Gruel
I know.
Andrew Gruel
I think I'm gonna cook 20 steaks and we're just gonna walk around with steaks. That's what we're gonna do next episode. We're coming in here with cold steak. What the fork? Wtf?
Lauren Gruel
Oh, that's one of my favorite segments.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah, these are crazy food stories.
Lauren Gruel
Well, this is not really a food story, but. Okay, so California speeding ticket prices will be based on your income. What?
Andrew Gruel
Yeah, that's equity, Lauren. That's equity. Okay.
Lauren Gruel
Okay, so if you. Is there like a limit? Like, is there a cap on it?
Andrew Gruel
So I don't know what I read, when I read this, I saw it was going to be like, you could have a speeding ticket up to $5,000 based on your income. So if you're worth $100 million.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah, $5,000.
Andrew Gruel
This is, this is classic California. There's absolutely. They say it's in the name of equity, but there's nothing equit if you're. You're punishing somebody for being successful.
Lauren Gruel
Okay, so say you are an individual who, you know is on food stamps, et cetera. Like maybe, I don't know, not even working. Who knows? So then you get a speeding ticket and like, what do you pay? Like, nothing.
Andrew Gruel
Five bucks maybe?
Lauren Gruel
That is so wrong.
Andrew Gruel
But then if you're rich and you get the speeding ticket, you pay $5 million. $5 million for speeding?
Lauren Gruel
That would be horrible. That's really, that's really weird.
Andrew Gruel
Well, I think that, look, you know, I would say that if anything, like cities, I think if somebody gets a speeding ticket and they don't have the money to pay it, they need to communicate with the cities and they need to say, look, I really don't have the money. Work out some sort of a reasonable payment plan because there needs to be some sort of punishment. I think even getting a speeding ticket if you are rich, like the punishment of having to go in and like, send it in and what have you. Maybe there's a knock on your record and you got to pay more money on your car insurance, but like, rules are rules. Everybody's subject to the same rules.
Lauren Gruel
Right? So I guess it's more of a pilot program and one is rolled out in San Francisco. Of course, it is already the land.
Andrew Gruel
Of crazy, but what happens in San Francisco happens everywhere. It's the epicenter. It's the test case, it's the beta.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah. Several state level proposals have been made to adjust traffic fines based on income to make them fairer. For example, Governor Newsom has supported plans to reduce citation costs for lower income drivers.
Andrew Gruel
And once again, I will say this. I do think, like, if I think that There should be. The scale should still be the same. It shouldn't be a sliding scale based on income. I think there should be programs available for lower income individuals or they have.
Lauren Gruel
To take a class or something. Yeah, you know.
Andrew Gruel
Well, I mean, have you ever taken a speeding class and been like, okay.
Lauren Gruel
I had to take. I forget I had to take something.
Andrew Gruel
You probably did have to take something like caption.
Lauren Gruel
No, I remember I got a ticket and I had to do a class.
Andrew Gruel
Don't you think it's funny that you get a speeding ticket now for holding your phone in your hand but not holding a huge double double from in and out? What do you got a speeding ticket.
Lauren Gruel
For holding your phone?
Andrew Gruel
What do you think about eating and driving? I think eating and driving is more.
Lauren Gruel
Dangerous than it's pretty dangerous.
Andrew Gruel
Have you ever tried to, like, eat a big sandwich while you're driving?
Lauren Gruel
Yeah, I have, actually. One, it gets everywhere. And two, I mean, you're not really paying attention. You're trying to like, you know, for me at least, if it is an in N out burger, I'm like trying to like squeeze the spread on the burger.
Andrew Gruel
Squeeze the spread? Is that a euphemism? You're gonna squeeze the spread? I feel like we're gonna. This is a gambling show now.
Lauren Gruel
That was so.
Andrew Gruel
Why did I say that? So Lauren doesn't let anybody eat in a car. In her car. In my car. Have at it. Like, you can have.
Lauren Gruel
No, they can have snacks that aren't gonna make a big mess.
Andrew Gruel
Ultra processed.
Lauren Gruel
Ultra probably.
Andrew Gruel
This is why we have steak. This is why all we're after this show. All I'm gonna let the kids eat is steak and chicken. They're gonna be walking around with a roasted chicken. Cause that's easy to clean up. They're gonna be ripped and I always have to suffer the consequences because the kids aren't allowed to eat in the car. I'm not allowed to eat in the car.
Lauren Gruel
That is not. First of all, if you go into my car right now, there's definitely evidence of people eating in the car.
Andrew Gruel
Cause I take the car sometimes. It's a minivan. I love it.
Lauren Gruel
Little Vanny.
Andrew Gruel
I love the minivan. You know, we were not a minivan family when we got married. Lauren was like, I am never gonn minivan. And I just.
Lauren Gruel
I was like, he wanted the minivan even when we only had like two kids. You, like, were so into it. And I was like, I don't need. I had my dream car when we had two kids. Then I got pregnant With a third. And I had to quickly.
Andrew Gruel
Is that how that happened?
Lauren Gruel
Yeah. Then I had to quickly change out to an suv, which was fine. I still liked it was still cute. Then we had the fourth because the doors don't open, which I will say.
Andrew Gruel
Our kids are so rambunctious with doors. Every time I pull into a parking.
Lauren Gruel
Store, it's the little boys, they. They just. Oh, my gosh. They just throw those doors open so quickly. But anyway, the sliding doors are a game changer.
Andrew Gruel
Sliding doors, the built in vacuum cleaner, the TVs, the smooth ride, the hard turn.
Lauren Gruel
We have to give her up soon.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah, we do. But I'm a minivan guy. Because it was funny when the guy took us on a, like a spin. What a little test drive. Lauren was like, oh, my gosh. I said, look at you behind this minivan. You look like the hottest soccer momma. Look great when our kids don't even play soccer.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah, they play baseball.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah, well, so minivans go for it. I think that there's been much movement in the minivan technology, so I'm excited about that. I think it's time to sharpen our skills. So I'm gonna give you guys a quick cooking tip here that you can take away. That is the essence of the wire rack.
Ryan Seacrest
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Andrew Gruel
I have been one to make this mistake in our cooking videos where I will cook the steak and I talk about resting the steak, which is one of the most important parts of cooking the steak. Because if you cut into it too quickly, the molecules are still moving around at the speed of what the heat was. Right. They're trying to reach the temperature of the heat, so they're moving very quickly, the heat in the oven or the cooking vessel. And so when you cut into it, it pushes a lot of that moisture out of the meat. You let it rest, you let all those flavors come together. You let the protein settle within the meat. But if you're leaving it on a plate, it's still going to run a little bit. And if you let the. The hot steaks sit on the plate, what's happening on the underside of the steak is that that steam, it's actually steaming the underside of the steak and taking it from beautiful and browned to kind of soggy. So you get that nice caramelization of that mallard browning on top of the steak, but the underside is a little bit soggy and it sits in its own juice. So we do this in the commercial food setting in restaurants all the time is we have wire racks and you always rest Your meat on the wire rack, because then it's. There's airflow underneath it. It's not gonna steam that heat, and that moisture is gonna kind of evaporate quicker. But we can do this in a home setting as well. After you cook your steaks, just go buy a little wire rack from Ikea anywhere. They're like one or $2, or even improvise one and just put it on a plate and then rest your meat on those wire racks. Number one, it's gonna cool quicker. And by cool, I don't mean cool so that you can't eat it. I mean, like, it's gonna let the meat settle quicker, and it's also gonna allow for a crispier exterior on the bottom side of the steak as well. So resting your meat. Do it on a wire rack. That's the way to go. That's my practical, kind of valuable takeaway for this audience today on my sharpen your skills segment.
Lauren Gruel
I love that, and I'm so surprised we have not been doing that in our videos.
Andrew Gruel
I know. Well, there's a lot to cover in the videos because we're really targeting people who just want to get more comfortable with their cooking, develop that muscle memory. So I'm not trying to hit them with the overly intellectual stuff.
Lauren Gruel
Mmm. All right, moving on.
Andrew Gruel
86 it.
Lauren Gruel
86 it.
Andrew Gruel
Get rid of it.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah.
Andrew Gruel
What do we want? What do you want to get rid of?
Lauren Gruel
So hear me out, guys. I love pumpkin. I do. I think it's great. But oh, my gosh, what the heck? Pumpkin is in everything. We just saw a cup of noodles.
Andrew Gruel
A pumpkin, cup of noodle flavor, pumpkin ramen.
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Lauren Gruel
Yeah. What the heck?
Andrew Gruel
I don't like pumpkin, so I'm not on the same.
Lauren Gruel
Okay. But I do love. I make a good pumpkin pie.
Andrew Gruel
Oh, gosh, I hate pumpkin pie.
Lauren Gruel
Oh, my gosh.
Andrew Gruel
I don't like pie, period.
Lauren Gruel
He doesn't like pie. I love pie.
Andrew Gruel
There's not a single pie I like. If you offer me a pie.
Lauren Gruel
If I made you a pie and that was fabulous, you wouldn't like it.
Andrew Gruel
Let me say this, though. I don't not like pie because of flavor. It's because of form and function, right?
Lauren Gruel
Why? Because it's, like, crumbly or, like, it falls apart.
Andrew Gruel
It falls apart. So, like, I want to eat something, and I want an even bite. It's pizza, right? I want an even bite on every single slice. I want to be able to eat the crust and the filling, top and bottom. But with a pie, with a pie, it all Falls apart.
Lauren Gruel
That's not true. How are you cutting this pie?
Andrew Gruel
You have an apple pie.
Lauren Gruel
Yes, because the apple pieces fall out.
Andrew Gruel
Okay, so fine. The pumpkin pie.
Lauren Gruel
The pumpkin pie holds up fine.
Andrew Gruel
But it's just like, gelatinous pumpkin with some.
Lauren Gruel
I cannot believe you hate my pumpkin pie.
Andrew Gruel
I don't hate your pumpkin pie. I don't like cheesecake either. They call it a cake, but it's not. It's not a cake.
Lauren Gruel
Cheesecake is definitely not a cake.
Andrew Gruel
Yeah, but. Well, it's called cheesecake. I mean, I'm not making up the name here.
Lauren Gruel
I know you're not, but.
Andrew Gruel
But you understand it's form and function.
Lauren Gruel
Yes.
Andrew Gruel
Right. So strawberry rhubarb pie.
Lauren Gruel
Wait, but you like the blueberry cheesecake ice cream.
Andrew Gruel
That's ice cream that comes in.
Lauren Gruel
There's chunks of cheesecake in it.
Andrew Gruel
Well, yeah, because that just adds flavor. That's a garnish. That's a studded garnish.
Lauren Gruel
Well, anyway, my 86 is pumpkin in everything. I think the cup of noodle really threw me for a loop.
Andrew Gruel
I made a pumpkin cheesecake back when I was running a restaurant like 10 or 20 years ago, and it was really popular. That was pretty good.
Lauren Gruel
Of course, his is really good. And he'll eat his pumpkin. Actually, pumpkin and cheesecake, the two things he hates.
Andrew Gruel
Let me rephrase that. It sold really well, so I was happy about it. I never ate it. It was disgusting. It was disgusting. Do you like pumpkin pie? Message us. Let us know. Hope I didn't offend anybody. So my 86 it today. Well, I'll tell you where I came with the. Came up with my 86 it. So I was reading a story about how Chick Fil A is expanding into Oregon. I think they're opening six or eight locations in Oregon. And Chick fil A has penetrated California pretty hard as well. Well, that got weird.
Lauren Gruel
Penetrated.
Andrew Gruel
And it's. There's Chick Fil A's everywhere. And look, of all the brands like Chick Fil A solid, I love their customer service. I think that their chicken is okay. I don't think it's great. I don't like that. When you order the original Chick Fil A sandwich, you get like one or two pickles on there. And once again, back to the evenness of the bite. You bite it and you get the pickle in there, and you're looking for the pickle on the next bite, and then the pickle inside.
Lauren Gruel
Why do they only have, like, two pickles in there?
Andrew Gruel
It's very weird.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah, they should at least put at least six.
Andrew Gruel
Generally speaking, with the mechanics of making sandwiches, if every single bite isn't even, then you failed at making sandwiches.
Lauren Gruel
Yes, I agree. Because then one end, you're getting all bread. The middle is filled with all the stuff, and the other end is bread.
Andrew Gruel
One of the first tips I give to young cooks is that if you're making a sandwich end to end, end to end on the bread, you always gotta have sauce end to end. But that's. I digress on that one. So. So chick fil a expanding everywhere. And that brings me back to the chicken wars. And that was like four or five years ago. You had the Popeyes chicken sandwich. You had the McDonald's chicken sandwich. Wendy's spicy crispy chicken sandwich. You had all these chicken sandwich, and then you had all the hot chicken sandwich. See, I can't even get so excited here.
Lauren Gruel
He's drooling.
Andrew Gruel
I get more excited about these podcasts than those of you out there listening. I was very apprehensive about the chicken wars because I started to see these hot chicken sandwich concepts pop up all over the place. And because it was a craze. And it was as most crazes are, they're like blips in time. I knew that their sales were gonna be depressed over two or three months. So you open up and you're selling chicken sandwiches, and then suddenly you're going under. Actually, what was that? Was it Mike's? Dave's Hot Chicken? They just sold. They just sold out. I think they sold for, like, a billion dollars, too, like Arby's, but they sell.
Lauren Gruel
But this is a good thing. They didn't close down.
Andrew Gruel
I don't know. I didn't see the economics of the deal, but I would imagine that it wasn't a capital raise. I think it was a sale. That's never a great sign unless you're a real young and emerging brand who's just looking to grow further and faster. Chicken sandwich wars. I just think that the chicken sandwich craze is becoming a little bit overdone. I'd like to see less of the hot chicken sandwiches because I think people do them wrong. I don't think.
Lauren Gruel
Do you want to see a cold chicken sandwich?
Andrew Gruel
I just want to see, well, chicken salad. I would love to see a chicken salad sandwich.
Lauren Gruel
Worse, I would love a chicken salad sandwich.
Andrew Gruel
Get a good. There used to be the concept here in LA called, like, chicken salad Chick. That was a chain, and it was like, chicken salad, chicken salad sandwiches. Jones on third does good chicken salad. Yeah, I would love that. Maybe we open up a chicken salad sandwich concept.
Lauren Gruel
Let's think about it.
Andrew Gruel
See, this is how these. When we sold our sold Slopfish, our last restaurant group, Lauren goes. Or I said to Lauren, we both agreed we're never gonna open another restaurant again, ever.
Lauren Gruel
We're like, we are out. Oh, my gosh. It's been 10 years of crazy.
Andrew Gruel
Yes. I was 6 foot 8 at the beginning.
Lauren Gruel
Now he's like, 5, 4, 5, 4.
Andrew Gruel
Moving on to 5 3. But I. 48 hours later, we signed a lease on a new restaurant. We did. And I'll also say in there, we had Two birds chicken. We had a chicken sandwich concept, and.
Lauren Gruel
It was a good chicken sandwich.
Andrew Gruel
We did not do the hot fried chicken sandwich, though. We just did a good old homestyle fried chicken sandwich. It was done right. It was over the top, double hander, less than $8 a sandwich.
Lauren Gruel
It was delicious.
Andrew Gruel
Bob's your uncle.
Lauren Gruel
And you had a grilled chicken option. It was great.
Andrew Gruel
You did have a grilled chicken option. They're all fried chicken sandwiches, and they fry them in junk, and there's too much breading on there.
Lauren Gruel
Wow, you're really passionate.
Andrew Gruel
So this is our quick tip and our sizzle it our, you know, should be. Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing at me?
Lauren Gruel
Cause, I don't know. You're funny. Okay?
Andrew Gruel
I am pretty hilarious to her and the kids. We're gonna talk chicken sandwiches. Whew. We covered a lot there.
Lauren Gruel
We went through so many things. Chicken sandwiches, protein powders, speeding tickets. We've done it all.
Andrew Gruel
That's because people are getting so many speeding tickets because of the protein powders.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah, well. Cause they're rushing home to go poo.
Andrew Gruel
Why you keep saying that word? You slow down before you say it, and then you come at it so hard. It's very aggressive. Nope, don't do it again. We don't need to be Mike Puck.
Lauren Gruel
Okay, okay, okay.
Andrew Gruel
We don't need to be Mike. Oh, we're lose audience on that one. All right, we want to know what your 86 hits are, obviously. We also want to understand what you want to see. If you see any cool WTF stories. What the fork? Send those over. Look, this is. You're part of the show here, everybody, so we want your feedback. You can find me on xefgrul, and.
Lauren Gruel
You can find me at laurengruel. Or on.
Andrew Gruel
Oh, Lauren.
Lauren Gruel
Lauren.
Andrew Gruel
She's French now.
Lauren Gruel
Or on Instagram. LaurenGruel.
Andrew Gruel
And I'm on Instagram. Ndrew Gruel. So the real name on Instagram and Chef Gruel. I play the character on X and that's another episode of American Gravy in the books. We can't wait to put up the next one.
Lauren Gruel
Yeah. All right guys, Bye.
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Hosts: Andrew and Lauren Gruel
Podcast within show: American Gravy
This episode of The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show (featuring the "American Gravy" food segment with Andrew & Lauren Gruel) tackles the everyday challenges of eating healthy in a sea of ultra-processed foods, the cultural obsession with protein, pumpkin-flavored product overload, changing celebrity relevance, and new California ticketing laws. The hosts blend practical family food advice, social commentary, and lots of humor, making for an engaging and relatable exploration of current food and pop culture trends.
[03:21 - 12:40]
Memorable Moment: Lauren encourages parents not to feel judged:
“Moms, if all you can give your kids is that ultra processed stuff you're still doing a good job. I know it's hard.” [11:15]
[12:40 - 16:20]
[16:23 - 18:20]
Memorable Moment:
“There is a secret like sidewalk pooper in our neighborhood. ...So, the dog had to walk up into our driveway and drop a deuce. And it was fresh. There was, like, a little steam on there.” – Andrew [17:13]
[18:26 - 21:25]
[21:25 - 26:24]
[26:41 - 28:37]
“You always rest your meat on the wire rack, because then it's ... not gonna steam...and that moisture is gonna ... evaporate quicker.” [27:08]
[28:39 - 34:19]
Pumpkin Madness:
Chicken Sandwich Wars:
“The chicken sandwich craze is becoming a little bit overdone. I'd like to see less of the hot chicken sandwiches because I think people do them wrong.” [33:13]
[34:20 - 35:51]
The hosts recap their whirlwind topics and encourage listeners to share their own “86 It” and “WTF” stories:
“Look, this is. You're part of the show here, everybody, so we want your feedback.” – Andrew [35:11]
“You're not gonna find xanthan gum, like on the side of the road. I'm not gonna go forage for xanthan gum or soy lecithin or artificial food dyes.” – Andrew [05:25]
“There is enough chefs out there and maha folk who are willing to produce seed oil free chicken tenders ... but the market has pushed them out...the USDA, the FDA...access to capital.” – Andrew [09:00]
“Start with one meal a week around the table...when you get your kids to help you cook...they will eat the food.” – Andrew [11:35]
“It's the food marketing machine. ...there's a movement...and the...machines...put it on everything. And then you lose focus and definition...” – Andrew [13:59]
“I love pumpkin. I do. I think it's great. But oh, my gosh, what the heck? Pumpkin is in everything. We just saw a cup of noodles.” – Lauren [28:45]
“If every single bite isn't even, then you failed at making sandwiches.” – Andrew [31:27]
The episode is energetic, witty, and full of snarky, relatable banter. Andrew and Lauren balance biting critique of food industry norms with homespun advice for working parents, weaving in nostalgia, pop culture, and plenty of personal anecdotes. The tone is irreverent, supportive, and comedic, making even serious points feel accessible.