Transcript
A (0:00)
This is Live from the Table, the official podcast of the world famous comedy seller. And we are available wherever you get your podcasts. We're available on YouTube. And this is Dan Natterman. I am a comedy seller, comedian, here with Noam Dwarman, the owner of the world famous Comedy Cellar.
B (0:18)
Hello, hello.
A (0:19)
Hello, Perry. Al Aschenbrand is here. She's an author, comedian and producer of Live from the Table and with us remotely via the Miracle of Zoom video conferencing we river page. He is a writer at the Free Press. On most days he writes the daily newsletter, the front page. And you can find him on Twitter or X I guess it is now, but I still, I still call it Twitter. I also still call the Tappan Z the Tappan Zee.
C (0:49)
Always Twitter to me. Yeah.
A (0:50)
Pardon?
C (0:51)
It's always Twitter to me.
A (0:53)
Yes, Because Twitter can be used as a verb. Like you tweet X. How do you.
C (0:57)
It was ill conceived.
A (0:58)
There's no verb there. Anyway, you can find him on Twitter X at Riveris. River is nice. That remains to be seen. We really don't know him, but he seems nice so far. Welcome, River. Coming from the Florida panhandle, I believe.
C (1:14)
That's right. Yeah. I am moving to New York next month though, so we'll see how that goes.
A (1:19)
Well, we could have had you on then, but then it wouldn't. Then your article that we want to talk to you about wouldn't be quite as current. So we're doing it right now.
B (1:25)
When did the name River.
A (1:28)
River Phoenix, I think was the.
C (1:31)
Yeah, it's funny. So my mom actually. So she was 16 when she had me and she was in class, like in her biology class or something, and she was like, well, everybody knows I'm pregnant now. She hit it for like six months because she was a Baptist preacher's daughter and like rural east Texas. So she hit it for like six months. Bailed out on an abortion last minute. And then she was like, okay, I'm coming clean. I'm pregnant. All right, what am I going to name the baby? And so the teacher was like taking suggestions from the class and letting them up on the, on the whiteboard or the chalkboard or whatever. And yeah, somebody suggested River. My leader learned at my grandma's funeral after River Phoenix. And she was just like, yeah, I'll go with that one. So my first day of high school, I go and I meet this teacher and she's like, oh, we named you in my class. Like this.
