The Commercial Break - Episode: "12 Days Of TCB: A Gift For You..." (Released: December 24, 2024)
Hosts: Bryan Green & Kristen Joy Hoadley
Guest: Frankie B.
Introduction to the 12 Days of TCB
The episode kicks off with Bryan and Kristen extending warm holiday greetings to their listeners. They announce the culmination of their special "12 Days of TCB" series, which has been running since December 13th. The duo reflects on the journey, highlighting the fun and purpose the series has brought to both hosts and their audience.
Bryan Green [02:26]: "Ho ho ho. Ah, yeah. Dancers and prancers."
Holiday Traditions and Personal Anecdotes
Bryan shares humorous and somewhat chaotic Christmas Eve memories from his time working in the restaurant industry, including a notable incident where he spent Christmas Eve in jail due to overindulgence. Kristen reciprocates with her own family traditions, emphasizing the significance of Christmas Eve gift exchanges in her upbringing.
Bryan Green [03:11]: "I partied so hard one time I spent Christmas Eve in jail. Oh, Merry Christmas to Brian."
Reflecting on Family Gatherings
The hosts delve into their family gatherings, reminiscing about large Christmas dinners filled with relatives. Bryan recounts humorous incidents, such as his grandfather's "squiggly tits" television antics, which became a running family joke.
Bryan Green [07:16]: "And my grandma getting drunk. Yeah. My grandmother and my grandfather had this loft, like, you know, that overlooked the living room."
Pizza Mishaps and Holiday Feasts
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing favorite and least favorite pizza chains, intertwined with personal stories. Bryan narrates his experiences working at Little Caesars, emphasizing the challenges and quirky management styles he encountered.
Bryan Green [12:10]: "I was so terrible at making pizzas. And this guy was such. He had. He was a former military guy now selling weed and carrying guns."
Introducing Frankie B.
As the episode progresses, Bryan and Kristen shift focus to Frankie B., a recurring character from their earlier seasons. They discuss his influence, content creation, and the evolution of his online presence. The hosts express their fascination and longing for more content from Frankie B., especially after discovering his recent activities, including his new girlfriend.
Kristen Joy Hoadley [24:21]: "Yeah, portraits."
Charity Spotlight
Bryan and Kristen take a heartfelt pause to highlight four charities they support, urging listeners to donate during the holiday season. They emphasize the importance of giving back, especially during a time when charities rely heavily on donations.
Bryan Green [19:44]: "If you would please, we're going to put all four. We're going to list all four of those charities in the show notes."
Frankie B.'s Dating Traps Segment
The latter part of the episode features Frankie B.'s video on "Dating Traps," which the hosts humorously critique. They engage in playful banter, dissecting Frankie B.'s unconventional advice and storytelling style. The segment includes mock interactions and exaggerated reactions to illustrate their points.
Frankie B. [25:50]: "Welcome to the third edition of dating traps."
Bryan Green [32:40]: "Oh, a Cliffhanger. I know. He's stringing us along."
Behind-the-Scenes Fun and Team Recognition
Towards the end, Bryan acknowledges Christina's contributions as a new team member, celebrating her role and integrating her into their dynamic. The hosts share light-hearted moments, including searching for Frankie B.'s social media profiles and congratulating Christina on finding his Instagram account.
Bryan Green [48:55]: "Thank you, Christina."
Closing Remarks and Future Content Tease
In their final moments, Bryan and Kristen tease upcoming content, hinting at more episodes and interactions with Frankie B. They express gratitude to their listeners and encourage them to stay tuned for future episodes that promise to continue entertaining and engaging their audience.
Bryan Green [59:03]: "Best year. Best to you and best to you in the podcast universe. Until next time, we must say goodbye."
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Bryan Green [03:11]: "I partied so hard one time I spent Christmas Eve in jail. Oh, Merry Christmas to Brian."
- Bryan Green [07:16]: "And my grandma getting drunk. Yeah."
- Bryan Green [12:10]: "I was so terrible at making pizzas."
- Bryan Green [19:44]: "If you would please, we're going to put all four."
- Frankie B. [25:50]: "Welcome to the third edition of dating traps."
- Bryan Green [32:40]: "Oh, a Cliffhanger. I know. He's stringing us along."
- Bryan Green [48:55]: "Thank you, Christina."
- Bryan Green [59:03]: "Best year. Best to you and best to you in the podcast universe."
Conclusion
"12 Days Of TCB: A Gift For You..." is a festive and humorous episode that encapsulates the essence of "The Commercial Break." Through personal stories, playful critiques, and heartfelt moments, Bryan and Kristen deliver an engaging holiday special that resonates with both long-time listeners and newcomers. The episode successfully blends comedy with genuine reflections, making it a memorable addition to the series.