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Episode: 12 Days of TCB: Don't Stare At The Red Rocket

Hosts: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Date: December 14, 2024

Overview

In this festive installment, Bryan and Krissy continue their “12 Days of TCB” series with a raucous recap of their favorite holiday movies, a deep—and thoroughly unserious—dive into the world of “Mountain Monsters,” and a celebration of offbeat Christmas folklore. The signature TCB vibe is in full effect: irreverent humor, chaotic banter, wild tangents, and genuine camaraderie, all sprinkled with a touch of holiday sentiment and charitable cheer.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. 12 Days of TCB & Holiday Vibes (00:00–02:36)

• Bryan and Krissy kick off day two of their end-of-year miniseries, highlighting their commitment to reviewing favorite moments and content from 2024.
• Producer Christina briefly joins, alluding to the lighthearted exhaustion of podcast marathons and the need for “magic mushrooms—and vitamins.”
• The new TCB studio is introduced; energy is high and tongue-in-cheek.

“This is a marathon, not a sprint. So I don't want you to get burnt out.”
—Bryan [01:25]

2. Countdown: Top 20 Christmas Movies (02:24–20:00)

Timestamps for select movies/discussion:

• [02:24] — Launch of the Top 20 list (as ranked by Town & Country magazine).
• Bryan and Chrissy quip about the dubious expertise of Town & Country on Christmas movies.
• Chrissy instantly guesses “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” for the list; Bryan agrees.

Movies Mentioned & Commentary:

• The Family Stone (00:20 in list): Heartfelt dysfunctional-family holiday movie; thumbs up from Christina.
• A Charlie Brown Christmas: Revered but not a personal favorite for Bryan.
• A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas: Presents as “festive,” mostly for adults—Bryan recommends.
• Christmas with the Kranks: Roundly panned by both. Bryan brings up Tim Allen’s coke dealer past (“Santa?” “What indeed.”).
• The Nightmare Before Christmas: Admired by many, not at the top for Bryan or Chrissy, but they respect its cult status.
• Elf [13:07]: Universally loved by TCB—Bryan says, “If you don't like Elf, I think something’s wrong with you.”
• It’s a Wonderful Life vs A Christmas Story [14:30+]: The dynamic duo discuss how “A Christmas Story” became a classic via endless TBS airings and why it holds nostalgic value. Christina admits she’s never seen it due to her Scottish upbringing, instead referencing the “Singing Kettle” UK holiday show.

Memorable Quote:

• “Shoot your eye out! Such a quotable movie…”
  —Bryan [15:01] (on A Christmas Story)

• Tangent about UK Christmas traditions and charmingly bizarre children’s songs (“You canny shove your granny off a bus”).

3. Charity Spotlight: National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund (NBCC) (19:56–21:36)

• Each day of the 12 Days of TCB, a new charity is spotlighted.
• Today: NBCC, funding research, advocacy, and support for breast cancer.
• Hosts encourage listeners to “check your tits, check your balls,” noting it affects men too.
• Direct donation link will be provided—TCB is not affiliated, just passionate.

“If you have tits, check them. That's all I got to say. Men and women, because it does affect men also...”
—Bryan [56:24]

4. Segment: The Wild World of Holiday Monsters (23:14–28:43)

• As a warm-up to the “Mountain Monsters” review, Bryan quizzes Krissy on Christmas monsters from various folk traditions:
  • Mary Lwyd (Welsh zombie horse seeking entry to homes via rhyme battles)
  • La Befana and the Babushka (gift-giving witches)
  • Straggle (punishing possum-like demons from Switzerland)
  • Belschnickel (ragged, candy-and-whip-carrying German enforcer—“drunk adults whipping children!”)
  • Gryla and the Yule Lads (Icelandic troll mother and her child-eating Christmas sons)
• All monsters are met with comedic disbelief and horror.

“Back when it was fun and there were no consequences.”
—Bryan [27:32]

5. Core Comedy Segment: “Mountain Monsters” Deep Dive (29:47–54:14)

Timestamps:

• First clip review: [29:47–41:20]

• Second clip review: [41:54–56:10]

• Bryan and Krissy riff on the absurdity of “Mountain Monsters”—a cryptid-hunting reality show featuring an increasingly outlandish cast and scenarios.

• The hosts lampoon everything: the fake drama, the “investigative” techniques, the logic holes, the regional stereotypes.

Notable moments & quotes:

• The infamous “red shed” and “Cherokee devil/Red Rocket” incidents, where the Mountain Monsters team split up, armed themselves, and returned to the site of previous “trauma.”
• Bryan on the show’s drama: “These are some wild investigative techniques that I think should be shared with the rest of the country.” [47:08]
• Krissy on the cast: “Do you think there's... people out there... who are actually buying into the drama that Buck has to, you know, face his demons at the red shed?” [54:14]
• Christina, upon seeing the show: “This is, like, one of the first times I've actually seen the video. Yeah, I was giggling.” [55:10]

Recurring gags:

• Sound effects overkill, improbable “evidence” (broken twigs, fresh logs as Bigfoot signs).
• Psychedelic monsters and emotional journeys (“We gotta stop and cry for a moment…” [47:43]).
• End scene: The gang discovers manila envelopes with their “real names” inside the shed, setting up a nigh-comical cliffhanger.

6. Podcast Community & Outro (56:23–58:30)

• Reminder to donate to NBCC for cancer research.
• Plugs for TCB social media, website (with new video catalog), and listener text/voicemail line.
• Running gag about Christina being “trapped in the closet” producing liners for the show.
• Bryan closes with a signature warm goodbye: “Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until tomorrow… goodbye.” [58:30]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “If you don’t like Elf, I do not like you.” —Bryan [13:07]
• “You canny shove your granny off a bus.” —Christina [19:09]
• “Check your tits, check your balls and support the foundations that are trying to find a cure for this extraordinarily terrible disease.” —Bryan [20:41]
• “These are some wild investigative techniques… shared with the rest of the country.” —Bryan [47:08] (on “Mountain Monsters” team’s sleuthing)
• “Don't look in his red rocket... If you don’t stare at him, Red Rocket will go away. Like a dog humping your leg.” —Bryan [49:23] (on avoiding cryptid eye contact)
• “Nothing gets you in the Christmas spirit, like the Red Rocket.” —Bryan [55:16]

Segment Timestamps (Major Content)

• 00:00–02:36: Show opening, holiday mood-setting
• 02:24–20:00: Christmas movies countdown & pop culture banter
• 19:56–21:36: Charity profile: NBCC
• 23:14–28:43: Holiday monsters & folklore
• 29:47–41:20: First “Mountain Monsters” review segment
• 41:54–56:10: Continued “Mountain Monsters” review, comedic breakdown
• 56:23–58:30: Charitable plug, socials, closing remarks

Tone & Language

Consistently tongue-in-cheek, playful, and quick-witted. Bryan and Krissy use irreverence and self-deprecation as comedic tools, skewering pop culture with affection and a healthy dose of barely organized chaos. Christina, the producer, adds droll asides and participating laughter, reinforcing the show’s relaxed, “hangout” vibe.

Summary

This TCB episode is a microcosm of the podcast’s appeal: sharp comedic banter, relatable nostalgia, self-aware riffs on low-quality reality TV, and surprising moments of warmth. Bryan and Krissy’s chemistry shines as they bounce from Christmas traditions to cryptid-hunting absurdities, keeping listeners laughing through plenty of quotable moments and offbeat insight. The underlying message? Holidays are about fun, togetherness, and not taking anything—especially yourself—too seriously.