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Episode: 12 Days Of TCB: Drama Drops & Yule Logs

Date: December 13, 2024
Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley

Episode Overview

This inaugural episode of the "12 Days of TCB" series launches a daily run-up to Christmas with a classic dose of the show’s chaotic, improv-infused banter. Bryan and Krissy reflect on the exhausting idea of 12 consecutive episodes, recap recent pop culture (including thoughts on The Bear, Billy Strings, and Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour), and dig into the drama, favorites, and flops of their 2024 celebrity interviews—capping with brutally honest (and hilarious) takes on which guests truly stood out, for better or worse.

Mixed in is the show’s signature blend of tangents, irreverent friendship, jokes, and some heartfelt moments, including a plug for the St. Jude Foundation and musings on holiday traditions. Expect industry gossip, inside stories, and a relaxed, rambling deep-dive for fans and new listeners alike.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Launch of "12 Days of TCB"

• [00:54] Bryan: Announces the ambitious (perhaps ill-advised) plan for 12 straight daily episodes leading up to Christmas, admitting he agreed to it without thinking.

  • “This will start the first of 12 episodes of the commercial break every single day. Why I agreed to this, I have no clue… As we all rake ourselves over the coals.” [01:30]

• Signing up for more than expected:

  • Inventory pressure from the podcast network led Bryan to pitch “12 Days of TCB” as a bonus idea, only to realize they'd taken on an enormous commitment.

TV & Pop Culture Catch-Up: The Bear

• Bryan finally starts The Bear, years after its release. Initial impressions:

  • Loves the music (“the soundtrack to the bear is fucking fantastic” [03:30]),
  • Less enthralled by the show itself and skeptical about its realism regarding high-end culinary drama.

• Krissy references Anthony Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential to confirm toxic kitchen culture, but both agree the extremity seems over the top.

• Quote:

  • Bryan: “Like a lot of the women in my life, the buildup was huge. And then it was such a letdown.” [03:55]

Live Music, Scenes & Subcultures

• Billy Strings in Memphis: Krissy shares attending the concert—highlighting an unexpected, jam-band-style light show and the energetic scene.

• Discussion about bluegrass fandom and Billy Strings’ cross-genre appeal, sobriety, and relentless touring schedule.

• Rock Star Envy & Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour

  • Bryan jokes about Swift bringing an unparalleled sense of community and the cultural moment of her tour ending.
    • “End of an Eras is an end of an era, right?” [10:33]
  • Wonders aloud if the show will return, theorizing even the most successful artists are drawn to the road, not just the paycheck.

• “It doesn't matter if you like Taylor Swift. You hate Taylor Swift. You're into it. You're not into it. You know who the fuck Taylor Swift is for sure.” [16:25]

Charitable Giving Spotlight: St. Jude

• Bryan and Krissy discuss choosing legitimate charities to promote this holiday season, skewering organizations that mismanage funds (“Cars for fucking kids…our CEO makes $10 million”), and express confidence in St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.
  • St. Jude gets a strong endorsement for maximizing donor funds for patient care.

Memorable Quotes & Moments

Relatable Friendship & Banter

• “Grab your mistletoe and your missile blow, and we’ll all get through it together.” – Bryan [02:38]

Guest Interview Drama: The 2024 Roundup

• The biggest chunk of 2024 episodes was spent on celebrity interviews (season 5+ change). Both hosts recount the intimidating yet hilarious learning curve, shout out guest highlights and awkward moments, and candidly name-drop who bombed.

The Awkward Starters

• Veer Das: First-ever interview, filled with nerves, misfires, and a failed attempt to befriend with a custom pillow.

  • “It was just a total shit show from beginning to end.” – Bryan [25:08]

• Reggie Watts:

  • Painful for 30 minutes. “I just want to bail...we’re obviously not speaking the same language.” — Bryan [27:31]
  • Saved by drug talk; ended up one of the best, with Reggie returning and even sending a gift.

The Guest Who Wouldn’t Stop:

• Brad Williams:
  • “He launched into a whole 45 minutes...I don’t think we got much in.” — Krissy [30:17]

The All-Time Favorites:

• Hannah Berner & Des Bishop:
  • Both exceedingly warm and engaging.
• Fortune Feimster, Natasha Leggero, Tom Papa, Heather McMahan:
  • Cited as especially fun, natural conversations.
• Margaret Cho: “No legend attitude whatsoever…There was just no pretense about her.” – Bryan [31:20]

The Infamous "Trainwreck":

• Neil Brennan named as their all-time least favorite guest.
  • The conversation was stilted, humor dry to the point of painful; the turning point: Bryan tried to tee up one of Brennan’s jokes, was shot down, and the energy never recovered.
  • “Neil reminded me of that guy in the room who’s much too smart to be in the room. Do you know what I’m saying? …By the end of the night, it’s kind of like, ‘Well, okay…probably not going to invite him to our next party.’” – Bryan [50:02]

Behind the Scenes:

• Shared that some guests come in and “become the professionals,” steering the interview for everyone’s benefit (Heather McMahan), while others are “just a little bit off.”
• Post-interview gem:
  • Rachel Feinstein, not realizing she was still on-mic: “Wow, those people actually ended up being really nice. I really like them.” [53:44]

Holiday Tangents & Traditions

Yule Logs, Tree Lightings, & Parental Meltdowns

• Bryan details a cold, chaotic local tree lighting event—lamenting late schedules, fake snow, and lack of warming fires (Yule logs), all while wrangling kids who refused to bundle up.
  • “I can't have 13 of you hanging off me...Did you think snow was hot balls? It's called a snowball, kids!” [43:36]
• European Christmas/fire traditions—communal Yule logs that keep outdoor parks comfortable.
• Hates on mulled wine.

Notable Timestamps

• [00:54] – 12 Days of TCB kickoff
• [03:29] – The Bear: music vs. show
• [09:19] – Billy Strings subculture; bluegrass, sobriety, and jam-band light shows
• [10:17 – 13:50] – Taylor Swift Eras Tour dissection
• [18:19] – St. Jude Foundation spotlight
• [21:03 – 40:00] – 2024 guest interviews: best, worst, and weirdest stories
• [46:32] – Drama drop: Neil Brennan named worst interview
• [53:44] – Rachel Feinstein’s accidental on-mic compliment
• [56:16] – 2025: Fewer guests, more selectivity

Drama Drop: Least Favorite Guest Revealed

• Neil Brennan:
  • Both agree the interview was painfully dry and uncomfortable; Brennan didn’t seem to enjoy the improv, and neither did the hosts.
  • “He just turned out to be the exact same person [as on stage]: so cynical and...very, very dry.” – Krissy [46:41]
  • “Did you think that episode was bad, Christina?” — “Yeah, it was so bad. I was cringing when I was working on it…” [51:26]

Charitable Call-out

• St. Jude Foundation is the day’s highlighted charity—verified by the hosts for transparency and effectiveness.
  • “We are taking no money for these charities. We have nothing to do with them.” [19:37]
  • Link in the show notes for direct donations.

Final Thoughts & Outlook

• Grateful for 2024’s surprise celebrity encounters (even the awkward ones).
• Promise to be “a little more choosy” about guests in 2025 (but not too choosy—need that content!).
• Encouraging listeners to contribute charity suggestions, episode ideas, and general feedback.

Quick-Reference: Standout Quotes

• On being rock stars:
  • “Connecting with the fans. Making $1 billion, getting high and blowjobs all the time. I mean, what, what could you possibly…?” – Bryan [13:34]
• On Christmas traditions:
  • “Did you think snow was hot balls? It’s not called a hot ball. It’s called a snowball, kids!” – Bryan [43:36]
• On podcasting itself:
  • “It’s just a bad date. It didn’t work out.” – Bryan, reflecting on failed interviews [54:35]

For more TCB:

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Next episode: “Day 2” of the 12 Days of TCB – more misadventures incoming!

Tone:
Hilariously self-deprecating, unruly, and deeply conversational—a playful roast of podcasting, celebrity culture, and Christmas chaos.