
Bryan & Krissy discuss the AI bubble, Super Bowl commercial's for TCB, Times Square billboards, the kids see paparazzi, Blue is back, Ice penis, Bryan turns a corner on a Logan Bro, Outdoor Brothers, Baylen out Loud has got Bryan watching, 90 Day Fiancé has jumped the shark!
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Brian Green
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Chris Hoadley
Gumole.
Brian Green
Guac. Guac. On this episode of the commercial break, I am an oracle. Oracle. If you don't mind. An oracle. Oracle. Wha.
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Brian Green
Brian knows shit from Shinola. Did you buy the stock? No, I forgot to.
Chris Hoadley
Still an idiot.
Brian Green
Did you short the stock? No, still a moron. Wa Baby. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you Chris.
Chris Hoadley
Best to you Brian.
Brian Green
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us here. We are just reading that these super bowl commercials have reached an eye watering $8 million for 30 seconds of airtime. That's incredible that Fox does expect that. A large chunk of the 10 advertisers that have now agreed to that crazy rate are going to be AI commercials. What?
Chris Hoadley
I am the quantum computing.
Brian Green
Quantum computing. It's very exciting. It's very exciting to spend 8 million of my dollars on showing you just how shitty I can be what I am. Come on. $8 million? There is a panic in the market right now because China has released.
Chris Hoadley
I saw that. Deep Seeker.
Brian Green
Deep Seeker, yeah. Oh, Deep Seeker or Deep Seeker? Deep Seeker. I don't know what it is. Deep Seeker.
Chris Hoadley
Who cares?
Brian Green
It's going to steal all your INV information and track and monitor your behavior. I couldn't get onto it. I tried to actually make an account.
Chris Hoadley
Oh, you did.
Brian Green
It refused to let me make an account. For some reason or another. You can't be in. You can be in the United States and have it, but. So all of these companies, from Oracle to Nvidia to Microsoft to Google to, you know, Chat GPT, which is partially mostly owned by Microsoft, all of them are sucking up resources, hundreds of billions of dollars, large server farms, electricity, left and right to make their AIs learn, whatever that means. And Deep Seek goes out and for quote unquote, a mere $8 million gets it all done.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
Now, I read an article that that's a little bit misleading, that that's the. Like, the second version of it cost $8 million to learn, but the first version costs a lot more money. But I think that maybe the AI bubble is about to burst as I predicted it would.
Chris Hoadley
You did?
Brian Green
I am a business oracle, if you will. I am an Oracle. Oracle, if you don't mind. An Oracle Oracle. Wha. Bam. Brian knows shit from Shinola. Did you buy the stock? No, I forgot to.
Chris Hoadley
I was going to say, still an idiot.
Brian Green
Did you short the stock? No. Still a moron. Wa. Bail, still broke. You take a little insight and you put in some bad investments and then you throw in the commercial break. Well, bam. On the verge of bankruptcy. There you go. There it is.
Chris Hoadley
So you're telling me we will not be buying a spot in the Super Bowl?
Brian Green
I am telling you it's highly unlikely that the commercial break is gonna show up. I was hoping maybe Odyssey would front the money for it, but I think they just got out of their. Verge of bankruptcy. They just got out of bankruptcy, so. But they're doing good. They're doing well. They went in and out of bankruptcy in, like, a day anyway. They did. So, yeah. So no. No commercial breaks. Gonna be no commercial breaks on the commercial breaks for anybody. But that would be like. That would be incredible. Of all the genius marketing ideas I've ever had, I think that would be one that we could probably bet that we would get new listeners because of a Super bowl commercial. And what would the super bowl commercial be? I don't know. Would it be me talking about penises? Maybe cocaine?
Chris Hoadley
It would get some people's attention.
Brian Green
It would get everybody's attention, especially people who know us. They'd be like, what, those two fucking morons? It's like. You know, I have a lot of friends that I don't know why this has become such a thing. I think my belief is because it has become incredibly easy and. And relatively cheap to do. But I can't tell you how many of my Instagram friends have shown up for their business or for their podcast or whatever with a sign with a billboard in Times Square.
Chris Hoadley
What?
Brian Green
Yes. Like 10 people I know have made an Instagram post, you know, in Times Square, pointing to their. Their billboard in Times Square.
Chris Hoadley
Is it real?
Brian Green
It's real. It's absolutely real. And so this makes me believe. It's not as expensive as it used to be to be on a Times Square billboard. But they're also all digital, so they, you know, it happens in such a flash. I think you.
Chris Hoadley
They move quickly.
Brian Green
Yeah, Just like that time Brian bought digital billboards, I remember. And every. I'd play them for five seconds in, like, on Rodeo Drive.
Chris Hoadley
And it was the height of COVID when no one was driving.
Brian Green
No one was driving. That's why I could afford it. Yeah. I thought to myself, if someone's walking down the street at 3:36 in the morning, they're gonna clearly check out the commercial break. And the tagline was the commercial break. A break from reality. Oh, okay. All right, let me tune right in. No pictures, no nothing. Just words. Not commercial break. A break from reality. Now, we did do billboards in, like, Iowa. And believe it or not, we could tell because we had absolutely no traffic whatsoever. We did get a few people who listened to us in Iowa, but I could afford to buy, like, a couple hours on a Billboard in Iowa. $10 or something. But I have all these friends who show up on these billboards in Times Square, like Roy Wood Jr. I can understand that. He had a Hulu special. Hulu's gonna foot the bill for that. And he's probably on the billboard for, like, a couple of days. But then I, you know, I don't wanna Say his name. But there's a guy who we know on Instagram, and let me. I'll share with you his personality trait and then you'll know it. Yeah, man. Yeah, absolutely. Recorded that with Foreigner.
Chris Hoadley
Oh, yes.
Brian Green
Hey, everybody. Just here talking to my very famous friends, even though there's no one in the room. Just here chatting with my very famous friends. Yeah, I was just recording a new album for Michael Jackson's estate and talking to the engineer, and I thought I'd hop into Instagram. This guy will interrupt every time he does an Instagram reel. He's interrupting another one of his conversations.
Chris Hoadley
Yes.
Brian Green
If it's me, I'm probably just waiting till the conversation is over to start recording the real. But not him. He wants you to know how important he is. And he's interrupting himself to get on and make sure he gets this urgent message to his fans. Yes. Yeah. To which he'll be like, you know, I'm playing to. I'm playing in Wichita, Kansas, this. Anyway, he had a Billboard.
Chris Hoadley
Really?
Brian Green
Yes. And he's like, you know, with some. He had some saying on the bottom, like a motivational quote, like, you know, you can dream it. You can do it. Just get to it. You know, it's like, oh, okay, all right. How much did that cost you? But the question I had for this particular guy is, what exactly are you promoting? I don't know, like, your Instagram.
Chris Hoadley
Didn't he do something with a arena or something? He wasn't there. Something.
Brian Green
I don't want to, like, give it away, because I do believe he listens to the show because he's Instagrammed us before. He was a musician.
Chris Hoadley
Yes. Oh, that's right.
Brian Green
He was a musician. He was on a very famous show that had. That features musicians. And you'll know one of the two very famous shows, three famous shows that feature musicians where you can win a contest and then maybe get a recording contract. You know what I'm talking about? And he did very well there. He did very well there. And he appeared, like, three times on the same show. But. But still, even when you even. Let's say it was American Idol, it's not. But let's say it's an American Idol, Right? But if you don't win American Idol, if you come in, like, 15th in American Idol, if you're a really good musician and you get that contract, there are stories of people who have gone on, like, who's that? Ruben Studdard? Or was he a winner? Or whatever. There's so many people who haven't won those competitions that have gone on to have great musical careers. But this was not that. This was not that.
Chris Hoadley
This wasn't one of those cases.
Brian Green
This wasn't one of those cases. This is one of those cases where it was fun for the minute and everybody liked the, you know, the very nice personality this guy has, by the way. He seems like a lovely human being.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah, he does.
Brian Green
And we've talked to him before. He's lovely. He's just a guy that I follow and he follows us back, but that's what he does. But I just couldn't figure out why. Why what?
Chris Hoadley
The promotion.
Brian Green
What the promotion on the billboard was just like people who watch the commercial break. Commercial break on the super bowl are going to have no clue what exactly we're all about. But that would be. I think, I think next year I'm going to aim to tell Odyssey. You should buy a 30 second spot. Yeah, you should put your premiere podcasts on that spot. Like everybody gets five seconds, right? Odyssey podcast. And then everybody gets five seconds. And then please, for just that moment, can you consider us a premier podcast so that we can get. So that we.
Chris Hoadley
That's our goal.
Brian Green
That's our goal.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
Well, listen, Chrissy, you know, you got to hold on one second.
Chris Hoadley
Got a year.
Brian Green
Yes. There we go. I can't move my microphone and I'm wondering why. And then I realize that my daughters are in here twirling my microphone around.
Chris Hoadley
They were having their own American Idol.
Brian Green
They were having their own American. That's right. We went to an event last night at one of the kids schools. It's strange to go to an event on a weeknight at your kids school, you know what I'm saying? It's like we're new ish parents. We have kids that are young. So everybody. So school is new to us. Like real school is new to us. And we went to this event and it was just lovely. They were like celebrating the kids and their art and their or like stories that they had written. And it's something apparently they do every year. And it's a very big event and they give the kids a standing ovation as they're walking in the door. And it's like all the teachers stand there, give a standing ovation. The kids get like this badge that says you're a vip. It's got the name on it, like walking the red carpet almost. And then you get your pictures taken and it's a very big event for the kids. So now I want you to imagine a bunch of 6 to 10 year olds at bedtime not having eaten in their best to do's. Because, you know, the thing is, you gotta dress up for the red carpet, right? You're the celebrated person, you're the vip. Yes. And now, so we, we walk in the door, there's this big line of people, they're clapping for one of my kids, and I'm just. It made me proud, of course. And my kid, I don't know where he picked this up, but he's walking down the red carpet and he starts giving like the rock and roll sign and he's like doing a little dance. He starts singing breaking the law. Breaking the law. I'm like, what are you doing?
Chris Hoadley
He was ready.
Brian Green
He was ready. He was ready for his moment. Like our friend on Instagram. Let me give you an inspirational quote. It's when the man meets the moment. That's. That is true greatness. When the man meets the moment. And my little man met the moment. He was. It was awesome. And then he goes and he takes his picture and he's got this little pose. You know, he's doing this little thing and. And I was just like, filled with joy because it's the first time I've seen a lot of him and his friends interact. And they love him and he loves them, and that's great. But then we have to go into this auditorium for a small presentation. And this auditorium seats, I don't know, five or six hundred people. Not small, not particularly large, but he sees one of his friends and I'm like, oh, okay, you know, we'll go over there, will sit with them. That then becomes like a group of his friends. And now they're all sitting in one row, abutted by two sets of parents. And then Astrid and I are sitting behind him. Yes. And now my other kids also want to sit there too. So now I want you to imagine that there's five chairs, there's 16 children, none of which have eaten, slept, or had any downtime from school. They are absolutely wound.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
And the amount of chaos that was going on in this, in this little section for probably 15 minutes was beyond me. But I decided, as a parent, fuck it. Who can't? Like, if they're gonna be wild, let them be wild here. Right? Let them be wild.
Chris Hoadley
Get it out here.
Brian Green
Absolutely. So the little presentation goes on. The kids are like, you know, so the funny part is, is that the. The principal of the school is like saying, I want all of the kids who are being, you know, celebrated here tonight to stand up and, you know, take a bow or whatever. All of my children, even only one of them goes to the school. All of my children, not to be outdone, all of them stood up.
Chris Hoadley
They're part of it, too.
Brian Green
Oh, my God. It was. It was just the cutest thing ever. All of my kids have this. Have Brian's ego. All of my kids have Brian's. Thank you very much for attention.
Chris Hoadley
Thank you very much.
Brian Green
Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Yes.
Chris Hoadley
Let the applause.
Brian Green
One of my daughters walking around there like the queen and like, she don't even go here. You don't even go here. She's like following her brother around, you know, like she's. Now she's friends with everybody. And I just loved it. I saw it. Even one of my very, very shy children took to it like a fish out of water. Even she was loving the attention there.
Chris Hoadley
But so is Blue.
Brian Green
Yes. Oh, my God, that dog is out of. The dog is out of control. I don't know what to say anymore about the dog. The dog has doggy dementia. I'm sure of it, or something. Because she is just like. She stands right in front of me all the time. All day, all night. I'm trying to walk, and she just, like, stands in front of me, like, staring at me like, blue, get out of the way. What are we doing? And she's always staring at me. She runs in circles. She barks at anything and everything. I don't know what to do anymore with this dog.
Chris Hoadley
Chrissy, I don't think there's anything you can do.
Brian Green
Well, yeah, I'm kind of resigned. Just like the children going crazy at 7:00 on a, you know, weeknight. There's nothing to do. What do I do? I just let it happen. There's gotta be a drug that takes care of this.
Chris Hoadley
You've tried them all, though, haven't you?
Brian Green
I've tried a lot of them. Really heavy drugs. I mean, she's on Prozac, right? Let's all just take a moment. Listen to Blue. Can you hear that? Can they hear that? I'm sure they can. Blue, that's enough. Maybe Blue needed to walk down the red carpet, down the red carpet, right out the back door and onto the major intersection. She's been in more episodes of this of the commercial break than you have.
Chris Hoadley
I know, I know.
Brian Green
It's a true story. It's unbelievable. So many people write into, and it's like Blue is just part of the lexicon, right? They're like, oh, tell Blue I Said hello.
Chris Hoadley
It's been around for forever.
Brian Green
I know what's gonna happen, happen when Blue's not here anymore. Will Blue outlive the commercial?
Chris Hoadley
I think probably.
Brian Green
Probably. I'm going to be in a retirement home. I'm going to be 90. I'm going to be 107 years old. Astrid's going to be gone. The kids are going to have all their, you know, they're going to have their own families. I'm going to be lonely as fuck. And it's going to be me and Blue yelling at each other doing yet another episode of the commercial break. What best to you, Blue? Blue's got one eye.
Chris Hoadley
I'm surprised she still has a voice left.
Brian Green
Yeah, well, you know, and I've said this before, by the way, completely derailed this segment of the show, but whatever. I've said this before, but the dog psychiatrist, if you can believe there's such a thing, the dog psychiatrist, the dog behavioralist that is also, like, gets in their head or whatever. We've had a number of them. We had a number of them years ago. Look at Blue. Look at Blue, like, examine Blue. We had the review. Blue. We had a full workup on Blue.
Chris Hoadley
Stan.
Brian Green
What came back was this. This one guy, I think he just. At the end of the day, he just kind of threw his hands up in the air and he said there is a condition which we believe that, like, people who chew on their nails or have ticks or, you know, bite their fingernails or whatever, even though it's bad for you and it's obviously detrimental, meaning she gets scolded when this happens. She. It gives her some comfort from the anxiety. It actually is calming her down. Even though it's riling us up, it's calming her down. It's all that nervous energy gets out.
Chris Hoadley
Because she gets the attention.
Brian Green
She gets the attention. Well, not because she gets the attention, because it's just like a tic. It's like a nervous tic that she can't stop. Yeah, she can't help it. And I believe that. I believe she really can't help it. And I really can't help yelling at her every time she does it. So it's me and her talking back and forth. Yeah. And if you go into the kitchen and Chrissy knows this, if you go into the kitchen and you start talking, like, if we start having a conversation, Blue must be included. She has to start barking, and it's absolutely obnoxious. So I don't know. I made this plea before. I'm not going to try and give her to anybody because I don't want you to suffer like I'm suffering. I wanna try and minimize the suffering around the world. But if you have any clue about what to do with a dog that really, honestly won't stop barking, please do let me know. And if. Don't tell me. An electronic collar. We did that. She barked more. Don't tell me.
Chris Hoadley
You know a trainer, a psychiatrist, psychologist.
Brian Green
You don't know how many trainers we have. Cbd. Cbd, yeah. Like if there's some magic trick.
Chris Hoadley
Clicker.
Brian Green
Clicker. Oh, we had the clicker.
Chris Hoadley
It's always something different when I come in too.
Brian Green
Yeah, I know. Noemi had a shaker. She like rocks in a tin can. That worked for 30 seconds. Yeah. And then she barked at that. It worked for a minute because I think she gets nervous and then it just goes away. Anyway, Blue making her appearance on every episode. I'm sure of it. I'm sure there's a dog BARK in all 700 episodes of the commercial break.
Chris Hoadley
100%.
Brian Green
There has got to be. Anyway. Okay, well, listen, we're excited to be here with you today. Why don't we do this? Let's take a short break and we get back. Chrissy, I want to talk about a couple of things, including ice penis. It's a very dangerous condition that's going around. Ice penis, wow. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back.
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Brian Green
All right, we're just taking care of the magical drifting camera here in the commercial break studios. I don't know what it. I don't know why I can't stay still. It always has always been like that. It wants to drift to the left. It's a left leaning camera. Da da da da da da. Yay. Hey, speaking of left leaning cameras, check out DEZ Bishop's episode from Tuesday. We really appreciate DEZ coming in. He kind of jumped in here last minute. When we needed someone to fill in, and we couldn't have been happier to have him. We talk about Irish politics and American politics, and then back to Irish politics and more American.
Chris Hoadley
I remember watching that show that you guys were talking about.
Brian Green
Don't say nothing.
Chris Hoadley
Say nothing. But I feel like I have to be in the right mindset.
Brian Green
You don't say.
Chris Hoadley
It's pretty intense.
Brian Green
It's not happy. Go lucky.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
Filmmaking, that's for sure. It's not because it's just such a. It's talking about a terrible period of time and, you know, as we're talking about say Nothing, which is a film or a series of. It's a television show. Brian, what are you trying to say? Episodes. Yes. An episodic television show on Hulu. Go watch it. It's very good. It's been named by a lot of, you know, a lot of critics have named it one of the top television shows of 2024. I would have to agree. It' the Irish Troubles. When, of course, the Protestants and the Catholics were going at each other, or the separatists and the Nationalists, depending on how you look at it, were going after each other in Northern Ireland. And, you know, if you were. If you were alive in the 1907s, like I was then you'll remember a little the end of the Troubles, which was the 80s and the 90s, when there were all kind. There was all kind of violence. I mean, Irish against Irish. It was really interesting.
Chris Hoadley
I remember hearing about it kind of just in the Peripheral, but with my family not being of Irish descent, maybe we just didn't pay attention to it as much. I knew that there was war. I guess I thought there was some kind of war going on.
Brian Green
It was a war between the north and. Not between the north and the south, but in places like Belfast, really, against the Catholics, against the Protestants, or people who wanted the UK to intervene and people who did not want the UK to intervene. It was a very complicated situation. I think a lot of people probably felt a lot of different ways about it. And so I don't think there's one particular reason why the trouble started, but when it ended, you kind of have to unfuck all this fuckery. And now a lot of people who were going to war against each other, now they have to try and live at peace with each other. And that is also not a very easy thing to do. And we can take that and look at that in our own modern day with the Israelis and the Palestinians. At least they're not. At least the Israelis. At least there's some break in it right now.
Chris Hoadley
God, I know, it was awful.
Brian Green
Oh, it's terrible for on all sides. It's just. Just horrible. Anyway, on to nicer things. Ice penis.
Chris Hoadley
Penis.
Brian Green
Ice penis. Been excited to hear ice penis is a new thing. It's. It's all the rage in Canada, apparently. Ice penis.
Chris Hoadley
Well, it's cold enough.
Brian Green
It's cold enough. It was cold there for. I mean, it was really cold there for a little while.
Chris Hoadley
Like what, negative 50 or something.
Brian Green
In Canada?
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
Oh, yeah. There it was -45 here in North Dakota, I think for a couple of days. Negative 45.
Chris Hoadley
I can't imagine.
Brian Green
Ice. Ice. As soon as you breathe, right, it just turns to ice crystals. That's the. That's intense kind of cold that I don't even understand. I grew up in Chicago, and we certainly were no stranger to negative degrees. And it's a dangerous kind of cold.
Chris Hoadley
Right.
Brian Green
And you have to be prepared for it. And you certainly have to wear 55 layers just to go outside. And I was a child, so my mom would just wrap us up like little. Like.
Chris Hoadley
Like the guy.
Brian Green
Like little toilet. Little toilet paper rolls. And then she'd send us out there.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
And I do remember having to get, you know, putting on so many layers in her wr wrapping scarves and hats and gloves. Sometimes two sets of gloves, you know, mittens, and then big snow gloves on top of it. But there was a guy in Canada. I read this on TMZ and actually a couple different other places. So this guy really made the news. There was a guy in Canada outside of a bar drinking. And it was so cold outside, I guess he went to go take a pee.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
And he fell. And when he fell, his penis got stuck to the ice. And there were multiple bystanders trying to pull the ice.
Chris Hoadley
Oh, God.
Brian Green
With his ice penis. Now, we've all seen A Christmas story.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah. With the tongue.
Brian Green
With the tongue. And that is true. It's 100% true. Just think about it. It's so cold outside that any liquid freezes on contact. And if you touch a piece of metal that is negative 7 degrees, your tongue's going to get stuck to it. Because your tongue's liquid. It's just going to get ice. Right? So now imagine that your wet, dribbly penis touches ice in negative 45 degrees. You have ice penis. And there's nothing that could be done about it. You gotta get some boiling water.
Chris Hoadley
I was gonna say put it on your ice water. Yeah. Did people come to his aid? Outside, like from the bar.
Brian Green
People finally came to his aid. If you'd like me.
Chris Hoadley
If polling doesn't seem like the right.
Brian Green
Thing, if you'd like me to read the story, I'd be happy to do it. Ready?
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
Canadian Bar byline, TMZ Trusted News Network. This weenie's not getting roasted. Man's penis sticks to icy sidewalk. This weenie.
Chris Hoadley
I know. I wonder who comes up with these.
Brian Green
I don't know, but whoever's writing the bylines at TMZ is almost as good as I am at writing the episode titles for the commercial break. Getting your tongue stuck to a frozen pole sounds painful, but it ain't. Got nothing on this guy. Because a poor unfortunate soul got his whole penis put on ice, and we've got the pics to prove it.
Chris Hoadley
Oh, pics.
Brian Green
We've got the pics to prove it was there.
Chris Hoadley
Like a TMZ photographer running up to him.
Brian Green
Aren't there TMZ photographers everywhere? Apparently, yes. TMZ has obtained exclusive photography from outside a bar in Alberta, Canada, in which first responders are working to wrench a patron off the establishment's sidewalk. This one is not for the faint of heart, or crotch, for that matter. The man's member is basically glued to the unforgiving ice, and he's not coming off. Despite all efforts to pull him with all their might. We blurred the photos here, but trust us, this gentleman's privates are clearly stretched before snapping right back to the ice. First responders seem to be polling pretty dang hard right here, nearly performing an impromptu circumcision right there on the street. Police in Alberta tell us. Police in Alberta tell us. The man in the clip got intoxicated, began arguing with people inside the East Village pub and eatery early on Sunday. Cops say the dispute spilled into the street where the guy's pants fell down. Oh, I thought he was peeing. Guy's pants fell down while fighting.
Chris Hoadley
What?
Brian Green
During the confrontation, the dude toppled to the ground and his penis attached to the ice. First responders managed to detach his unit without injuring him before he was arrested. He was not charged. Of course, hot water is usually the way to unglue a body part from the frozen tundra. That we don't think this guy wants any part of a boiling pot of water.
Chris Hoadley
Or would you try and, like, you know, pick it, like ice. Pick it around it? Or like, the. What's the swishy? The people that swish? You know, the Olympic thing where.
Brian Green
Oh, the.
Chris Hoadley
Oh, they clear the ice.
Brian Green
Oh, God, no. I can't think of it.
Chris Hoadley
No, not the luge.
Brian Green
No, not the luge. We wouldn't want to lose anywhere near that. Not the shuffleboard, but, you know. What is that? It's my favorite sport.
Chris Hoadley
I know. It's one of my favorite sports.
Brian Green
I know. Let's see here. Winter. Olymp. Olymp.
Chris Hoadley
Cause we were laughing about how there's the person that just does that.
Brian Green
Yes, that person.
Chris Hoadley
Let's clear the eyes.
Brian Green
We need somebody to come in with a big scrub brush and scrub his. Curling. Curling. We need a curler to come in and scrub brush his penis right off the ice. That's what we need. Little to the left. That's gotta be the most painful part.
Chris Hoadley
God, I wonder what's the healing part of that, too. You have to bandage it up. Yeah.
Brian Green
Get home, microwave your penis, get it warmed up. A couple warm baths, I guess. I mean, a nice.
Chris Hoadley
Well, if there's skin that's been removed.
Brian Green
Though, there's gotta be. He had to have had skin removed. I mean, first of all, why are you pulling him? To do what? I know. Well, I guess when you're face down on the ground and your penis is stuck, like. Like what. What's the other option? You can't even get under him, depending on how large his penis is. Do you know what I'm saying?
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
And if the shaft and the balls are stuck to it, there's not much you can do but just pour some water down there and hope he gets unstuck. Or are you just creating an additional ice bath that you know are now you encasing his penis in ice? If. Is it that cold outside? Maybe that was the thought. This is really a conundrum. And I wonder. They don't say, because they said that. The police did. The first responders did not. Not. We're not clear about how exactly they got this guy unstuck. I would think just. Just take a piss. Just take a piss. And hopefully you get unstuck on demand.
Chris Hoadley
I don't know, though. That would be hard, you know, when, like, you're clenched up, you're nervous.
Brian Green
Yeah, that's true. A lot of people watching you, pulling on you. You're. You're still in fighting mode. I'll get you. Dang nab it. You're like, who's that guy in the Looney Tunes? Dang. Damn it.
Chris Hoadley
That's right. Yeah. Foster, or whatever his name is.
Brian Green
F. That guy. Foghorn Leghorn.
Chris Hoadley
Yes.
Brian Green
God damn it. I'm in a fucking cage as soon as my ice Penis gets unstuck. As soon as this ice penis melts, I'm coming after you.
Chris Hoadley
You know that bar is forever going to be known as the ice penis. Yeah, meet me at the pee.
Brian Green
Yeah, meet me at the ip. Meet me at the ip. Hey, we're going to IP to have a couple drinks. And you get there and there's just a bunch of, of like nudnik YouTube influencers with their penises stuck to the eyes. I went to the other penis. Penis really could get stuck on the eyes.
Chris Hoadley
Oh, that's true.
Brian Green
Yeah. Clickbait. There's gonna be a bunch of clickbaits up there for sure. You know that someone's gonna run up there to make sure that they, you know, try it out to see if it worked. There's some nude Nick is gonna do this.
Chris Hoadley
Oh yeah. What was the. Who? Paul. One of the Paul brothers. Would they do?
Brian Green
Yeah, one of the. Well, I think they have enough money not to probably do the ice penis.
Chris Hoadley
They do now, but it would have been something in the beginning.
Brian Green
That's right. Logan and Aaron Paul. Well, you know, listen, I, I'm not the biggest fan of the Paul brothers. It's. But I'm also not the biggest fan of the Paul brothers. You know what I'm saying? Like, I haven't really kept up with their careers. It wasn't, it wasn't necessarily in my wheelhouse. I wasn't a 10 year old boy when they started doing their YouTube videos. But I have turned a corner a little bit on the boxer guy because I did.
Chris Hoadley
Since the fight.
Brian Green
Since the fight. I ended up watching the full documentary on Netflix.
Chris Hoadley
I did too.
Brian Green
And I can appreciate that. I think it's easy to have a certain mindset when you have everything in the world and you can pick up the phone and call Mike Tyson and make $50 million appear out of nowhere. But he hasn't always been like that. And he has had to have some kind of determination and creativity and foreth and ayahuasca. And I also have had ayahuasca and I cannot pick up the phone and make $50 million appear with Mike Tyson at Netflix. Yeah, that's for sure. But I do have to, like, I'm gonna roll back my kind of. I always wanted to see Mike win that fight. And now there's a lot of people out there who believe that Mike may have been paid just to lose the fight. And there are lots of videos out there. Yeah, there's lots of videos out there that show Mike kind of like, like apparently during the Fight. Encouraging him to Logan penises.
Chris Hoadley
Didn't we see Mike Tyson's penis?
Brian Green
We saw his ass.
Chris Hoadley
His ass.
Brian Green
That was one of his jaw. Yes. That won 2024. I mean, that was the best thing that happened in 2024 was that Netflix knowingly or unknowingly decided not to cut away from, from Mike Tyson's jockstrap.
Chris Hoadley
And he turned around.
Brian Green
What editorial nudnik made that decision? Stay with the job, star.
Chris Hoadley
I remember watching him.
Brian Green
Stay with camera two. Stay with camera two. Stay with camera 2. Really? We're gonna stay with camera 2? I mean, listen, you know, for an old man, I guess it wasn't the worst ass in the world.
Chris Hoadley
No, I mean, he's in shape.
Brian Green
Yeah. What is he, 56 years old or something like that? Something like that. But there's lots of video out there that I, that I had been watching a couple weeks ago and it appears to show the Paul in being kind of coached by Mike on what to do in the ring. And it's. And apparently some people believe that Mike was kind of holding back from really clobbering the Paul brother. Well, listen, you know, I don't know if that's true or that's not true. It wouldn't be the first professional fight that's been rigged. It will not be the last. I think a lot of those fights, fights are rigged or predetermined or whatever. And so. But I will say that even though, you know, not my favorite like celebrity in the world, I did turn a little bit of a corner. I was like, all right, he's not that bad. I mean, he's not that bad.
Chris Hoadley
I think he's doing a lot too, for women's boxing.
Brian Green
He is. Well, that was the best that fight. Fight.
Chris Hoadley
The fight I have ever seen. Fight. Yeah.
Brian Green
That was unbelievable. Those were two sock em rock em robots going at each other for every minute of every round. I've never seen a fight like that. Never seen a fight like that. I was just mind fucked by that whole thing.
Chris Hoadley
I think everybody was.
Brian Green
I think everybody was too. It was one of the best fights I. It is the best fight I have ever seen. And it was two women and they knocked the shit out of each other. And I was so happy, I mean, not happy about them getting the shit knocked out of each other, but I was happy that I got a chance to see it. And the reason why is because he specifically demanded command it that if we're gonna do this, then I want these two girls fighting, these two ladies fighting before us. And so yeah. Hey, good for them. Anyway, I don't know. The Paul brothers would be doing the ice penis thing, but meet me at the IP is certainly gonna become a thing.
Chris Hoadley
Yes, it is.
Brian Green
It's the most famous bar in all of western Alberta, for sure. I would never. You could not pay me enough money unless I absolutely needed to. For some reason, my children's safety or whatever. You could not pay me to go live in Alberta, Canada. There is no way. Alberta, Canada is fucking cold. There is a guy that I watch on TikTok. He is a dad, and he is a very competent woodsman. That's the only way to explain it. And what he does is a woodsman. How else would you. What do you. Yeah, a woodsman. Hi, welcome to my TikTok Channel. I'm a very competent woodsman.
Chris Hoadley
Chop wood.
Brian Green
Yes. And now I want to teach you about ice penis. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck have? A woodchuck could chuck wood. He's a very competent guy out in nature.
Chris Hoadley
Okay.
Brian Green
And he's up there in the north, in Alaska and northern Canada. And he's a naturalist.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah, naturalist, naturalist.
Brian Green
And the only thing that's not natural is the fact that he's doing TikTok videos every five minutes. Right. But I appreciate that he is. It's something that I would never do, but I like to watch other people on the edge of death, you know, decide to be in these temperatures. And he's up there is minus 35. His minus 82. I don't know what it is. He's out there and he's chopping wood and he's putting fires in tents and he's thawing out the ground so he can have a good night's sleep. And he's in emergency cabins and 7ft of snow walking around. And the guy just takes it all in stride. And if that's me, if that's. I went. I walked out of here yesterday morning. It was 42 degrees outside, and I thought I had ice penis. I was ready to call the police. I was like, this is too cold. I'm telling my kid. I've hushed my children. I'd like rush them into the car. And I'm like, quick, quick. Don't say a word. Don't stand up. Don't sit down. Just let me get you in the car. I have to, like, turn the car on five minutes before I get out there so it's warm. I'm not a. I'm not a good woodsman. I'm just not.
Chris Hoadley
I think you would have to grow up with like that.
Brian Green
Yeah, it's time for me to grow up.
Chris Hoadley
That's.
Brian Green
Astrid's been saying that for a while, too. I think I do have to grow up. Thank you, Chrissy.
Chris Hoadley
Well, in order to be used to.
Brian Green
That, we've been having a lot of serious conversations around the commercial break lately. And Chrissy finally told me. She finally said, brian, I think it's time for you to grow up.
Chris Hoadley
It's time to grow up.
Brian Green
I think it's time for you to grow up, too. All right, lots more conversation to be had. We will take a short break and then we. Chrissy and I will be right back.
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Brian Green
Silly. We're so silly. All right, the guy's name is out the. The TikTok handle is Outdoor Boys.
Chris Hoadley
Outdoor Boys.
Brian Green
Outdoor Boys. That's the guy that I want. I want to give him a shout out because it's, it's really intense kind of camping that he does. And if you're interested in that kind of extreme, if you're interested in watching someone on the verge of death at.
Chris Hoadley
Any moment, not doing it.
Brian Green
Yeah, we just watched one of his videos where he actually decided it was too cold to be out there and that he was ill prepared. But this guy is amazing. He just like, he knows how to take care of himself. If you drop me in the middle of a tundra and then ask me to survive, I'd like call the American Express concierge. I'd be like, do I have any. I know I have a. I know I'm a little high on my balance right now. Three days late on my payment, but do you have helicopter services and can you float me $50,000?
Chris Hoadley
No, that seems awful. What's that other show too? Not Alive, but that other show where they go out and, you know, there's 12 people that go out and try and survive.
Brian Green
Oh, I've seen that. Yeah. But Extreme Alive, something like that. I've seen the commercials for it. I've actually never seen it. Yeah, but that reminds me that I wanted to talk about a new fascinating television show that I'm watching on, of course, tlc, of course, which is Bailin Out Loud. Have you seen the commercials? I did. I have been watching this. This is some really intense at times, funny, touching at moments. It's a look at a young lady who has probably one of the worst cases of Tourette's syndrome that I have ever seen. And I have known a couple of people with Tourette's like tics and the inability to control certain actions. Formally diagnosed with Tourette's, but it usually is like tics. Like, you know, they crick their neck or they have a little weird movement. I say weird, but they have a movement in their face they can't control. Or sometimes they say things or make noises like a hoot or a hole, stuff like that. I've worked with people, like, who have had Tourette syndrome. I've known people have Tourette syndrome. Balin is intense. She. She has that kind of Tourette syndrome that apparently only happens in about 6 or 7% of the cases where she has the need to say, like, terribly dirty things.
Chris Hoadley
Right.
Brian Green
Like, you know, you and your mother, you know, I gave you crabs.
Chris Hoadley
Or I saw her at the, the airport saying, like, I have a bomb.
Brian Green
I have a bomb. We're all gonna die. Yeah. She's on the plane screaming that, you know, I have a gun, I'm gonna die. And she cannot control it. And there are people. She's very popular on social media. The girl has like 2,3 million followers on social media. So long before the show came out. People know about her. There's a bunch of morons who claim that she's doing this for attention. No one would, no, no one would make this, make their life so incredibly difficult for a little bit of attention. I just don't believe it. I absolutely believe that this is a condition. It's clear that she struggles with it. It's clear that everybody around her struggles with it. And this show shines a light on her need and want to have a little bit of independence. Just like Shana Rae, remember Shawna Ray, who was, what, like, she looked 13. She looked 13. She was 29 or something like that. Like, her, her Trying to get a date. Her trying to live a normal life. Her trying to have a little bit of independence, get a car, you know, be out in an apartment, have a real job, stuff like that. When you look 12 years old, it's really hard to convince anybody to hire you at a bar. It's just one of those things that's difficult to do. It's hard to go to a bar, let alone work at a bar. So this is like, kind of the. At least the first couple of episodes are about Balin just trying to gain some independence.
Chris Hoadley
Right.
Brian Green
And the show is at times very difficult to watch because Balin is struggling to just, like, do a cutaway, just have a. A couple of set. Put a couple of sentences together without screaming, some obscenity or having a tick so bad. And she has a habit to, like, banging her head and she'll, like, throw knives in the kitchen and she'll. You know, she gets in the kitchen. She has to do things three times. She has obsessive compulsive. So she'll, like, pull on a steering wheel while people are driving, and she needs to do it three times. It's like. It's intense.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
And I want to give her a hug. That's what I want to do. Like, I know that she's not pining for my empathy. Right. That's not what she wants or needs. But I just, like, at times, you just want to give the girl a hug and be like, oh, it'll be okay. She has trouble keeping friends. You know, all this stuff.
Chris Hoadley
I can imagine that's difficult.
Brian Green
She can't go out in public without causing a huge scene. And everybody around her who doesn't know her, who doesn't know her situation, misunderstands what's going on.
Chris Hoadley
Exactly.
Brian Green
What. What a terrible affliction.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah, it would be hard.
Brian Green
It is the human version of blue. That's what it is. She can't control her outbursts. That's the only thing that I can do now. I have a lot more empathy for Balin than I do. No, I'm kidding. But this show is fascinating. It's a fascinating watch. I think you gotta get into a couple of episodes.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah, I've seen the commercials, and I actually read an article earlier today where she was talking about how she doesn't necessarily want to be like the face of Tourette's, but she wanted to just get it out there of. Of her life, living with it and that. She, you know, constantly is living with this. And some days are better than others.
Brian Green
Yeah. It's clear from the television show that there are moments kind of of normalcy for her, but it's also clear from the television show that this is really something that everybody in her family has to pay attention to and deal with and struggle with. And especially her parents, I think not only do I want to give her a hug, I want to give her parents a hug because they love her very much, and they don't, you know, there's. There's no rule book as to what to do. There's no handbook. And even the professionals around her kind of have, you know, they're like, well, we'll do our best to get this under control. Right now, I think this last episode, what she's doing is trying to decide whether or not she wants deep brain stimulation. Dbs. Deep brain stimulation, I think that's what it's called. And, you know, there's no guarantees that it works, but they have to open up your skull and put nodes in your head and shoot electricity into your brain to see if it's gonna work. And it's worked for other people calming this whole situation down, but there's no guarantees that'll. That'll work. So she's trying to make a decision about what that wants.
Chris Hoadley
Interesting.
Brian Green
Yeah. She has a boyfriend, right? Okay.
Chris Hoadley
Okay.
Brian Green
So she has a boyfriend. When we first get into the show, she's got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend is in the U.S. navy, I think it is, or the Air Force one of the T.O. and he's about to be called out for training. And when he gets called out for training, he cannot leave training. So there's like a period of time when he cannot.
Chris Hoadley
Boot camp type of thing.
Brian Green
I think so, yeah, something like that. Mission training, I don't know. Something like that. But he can't leave. There's no leaving. So the big conundrum is where is he going to go? And is it going to be anywhere close to Balon? Because Balon, by says in the show, he is my medicine. When I'm with him, I feel better.
Chris Hoadley
Right.
Brian Green
And it's clear when they're together that at times she feels a little bit more calm, but she still says things to him, you know, say. Tics around him also, I guess is the right word to say. And in one of the episodes, he's about to be called out, so she's like, kind of falling apart. She doesn't know what to do. But she can't go live with him because if he's working 10 hours a day, she could be a danger to Herself. Like, she can't even be in a kitchen without supervision because she could turn on the stove or throw a knife at somebody or something or herself or whatever. What? I mean, just like really complicated stuff. Yeah. Humans are really, really interesting. The brain, from ice penis to Tourette's syndrome, we have. We're just like such a varied creature. Do you know what I'm saying?
Chris Hoadley
We definitely are.
Brian Green
Yeah. I wish Baylan would come in. I would have her on the show.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah, for sure.
Brian Green
Yeah. But, you know, the thing is about TLC that Astrid and I were talking about, the thing about TLC is when you get. When they get on one of those shows, none of them are out doing PR. None of them. You don't see the 90 Day Fiance people out there doing PR. You don't see Big Ed or Small Ed or whatever his name is. You don't see what happened to Smollett. He just went away.
Chris Hoadley
He did.
Brian Green
He did. Big neck, head is gone. I don't know where he went.
Chris Hoadley
He's doing cameo.
Brian Green
He's doing cam. Yeah. He's one of the most popular cameo creators out there. That guy's making bank on cameo. Like $600,000 a year or something. But here's my point is that you do not see them out on podcasts. You don't see, like, you know, Big Ed didn't show up to Joe Rogan to do a. Like an expose on 90 Day Fiance. They all must be under super tight contracts that do not allow them to go out and talk, especially while they're under contract for the show. And there must be some kind of halo period where they cannot do that. Now, I could be 100% wrong, but we have reached out to some of them over the years in the show, and we don't even get a response.
Chris Hoadley
Well, we had the one woman from.
Brian Green
Australia, but that was from Married at First Sight.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
So that was a little bit different. They do go out and do podcasts. They do an after show there. They do do a lot of stuff, like the Married at First Sight. I think Married at First Sight, because it's a. It's a less popular show, understands the power of them being on social media and out on podcasts and stuff. So I have seen some of those people show up. Plus, let's be real honest about it, we're a lot less interested in what's going on in Married at First Sight. We're a lot less interested.
Chris Hoadley
Very true.
Brian Green
I don't care about your real marriage. With your real marriage problems. I want to See manufactured drama. I want to see people drunk and screwing each other's husbands and wives and then have to go to dinner the next night and sit in front of each other. That's the kind of drama that I want. I 90 day fiance gives me the best possible chances of this happening because it's clear the producers are looking for the most crazy human beings ever to be on 90 Day Fiance. And then it's always, always a train wreck on that show. And therefore it's interesting to watch.
Chris Hoadley
It is. Except for this four episode finale.
Brian Green
Oh, give me a break.
Chris Hoadley
Before the 90 days. I'm so sick of it. They just keep swirling back to everybody. It's a ring around the Rosie of. Okay, we. Everything's okay right here. Now let's go to the next people and then rehash exactly what was wrong.
Brian Green
You're so right about this. I was like, I can't name which show besides the Real Housewives and that Andy Cohen show. Name another show that's dedicating eight hours to wrapping up one season of television. It's insane. At first it was a 30 minute. Hey, how you doing? Anybody pregnant? Anybody die?
Chris Hoadley
Are you guys still together?
Brian Green
Yeah. Then it went to an hour. Okay, I can get that. Then it went to two hours. And when it went to two hours, what they did was they just started. They replayed the entire. All the highlights from the season which we already saw, and then asked them silly questions. This lady Sean, who does this now every 90 day fucking fiance has eight hours.
Chris Hoadley
It's too much.
Brian Green
Eight hours of wrap up. We don't need it. We already know they're all hot messes. Okay. Is anybody pregnant? Anybody die? And why did the guy in the wheelchair try and give his girlfriend head? That's all we need to know. That's it. That's all we need.
Chris Hoadley
Got a new girlfriend.
Brian Green
That dude's a Mac. That dude's a Mac. Bro is in a wheelchair. Bro got shot. He's in a wheelchair. He's quadriplegic.
Chris Hoadley
Back in his like, what, 20, early 20s.
Brian Green
Early 20s.
Chris Hoadley
Drug deal gone bad.
Brian Green
And so he's had no use of his legs. Some use in his arms.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
For most of his adult life. He's in his 40s, maybe early 50s, and dude is like pulling hot Brazilian chicks left and right. What the fuck?
Chris Hoadley
I know. Well, he. After he had the accident and he was paralyzed, then he became very athletic.
Brian Green
Yes.
Chris Hoadley
He jumped into like. And then he gained confidence that way and then went over to Brazil to compete.
Brian Green
To compete.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah. And pull tail and pull tail. He's been married like three times.
Brian Green
Four times. Four times.
Chris Hoadley
I don't know, I can't keep up. But he goes from one to the next. Beautiful women.
Brian Green
Beautiful women. Listen, no one's ever accused Brazil, Brazil of having ugly women. I mean, that's clear that there are beautiful women that come. There are beautiful women that come from all around the world. But Brazil, there's a certain flavor of ladies. And if you like that kind of thing, then there's lots of beautiful women down in Brazil. And this guy is like, right, he's like the epicenter of hot Brazilian ass. It's unbelievable. I know when I was single, I would go years without getting laid. I'm not as charming. I don't know, I'm not as athletic. This guy in a wheelchair is 10 times more athletic than I ever was with all of my use of my arms and legs. I swear to God, it's unbelievable.
Chris Hoadley
He is a Mac.
Brian Green
He is a Mac. Fuck. He's a little bit of a jerk off, but he's a Mac too. So you got to watch the season to understand why I'm calling him a little bit of a jerk off. But he is a little bit of a jerk off, but I don't understand why, why all of these Brazilian women are so into this guy. And to me, he's a little. His personality is a little off putting, but that's just me. Anyway. Yeah, he ditched one girl and just moved on to the next. Good for you. And then there's. Well, I didn't want to get into that storyline because that's. That's a little bit too much. So this is just like TLC. Stop it. Go back to 30 minute check in. And then if you.
Chris Hoadley
I'll take an hour.
Brian Green
I'll take even an hour.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
And then if it's so interesting, do a follow up series. Do a follow up series. Used to do where are they Now? Or, you know, whatever. I don't need to see another Angela spinoff. I don't need to see another Big Ed, Big neck, you know, another girl, another.
Chris Hoadley
I stopped watching Last Resort because I was mad at myself. The last episode I watched, I was like, I'm done.
Brian Green
Yeah.
Chris Hoadley
This is so dumb.
Brian Green
It's dumb.
Chris Hoadley
It's really.
Brian Green
It's dumb too.
Chris Hoadley
Dumb.
Brian Green
Last Resort. Resort is all the couples who did make it now are miserable with each other. They all fucking can't stand each other and they're hamming it up for the camera. Now they're all reality television stars and they're getting paid $50,000 to show up and live at a resort for six months and film a television show and pretend like they like each other. It's just, it's.
Chris Hoadley
It's not too dumb.
Brian Green
It's not good. Yeah, I agree with you. I think we've. I think. I think 90 Day has been played out. I'm really mad at myself because I've actually started watching good television lately. I've put down the 90 Day Fiance. I mean, I still have it on in the background, like if I'm editing or something like that. But the truth is, is that I think I'm. I think it's a little played out.
Chris Hoadley
I think so.
Brian Green
I think it's a little play out.
Chris Hoadley
We say this though, and then we.
Brian Green
Say this and there's another season starting in two weeks. And I know I'll be. It'll be recording and I'll be the.
Chris Hoadley
First one to watch it. I mean, that, that, that show. That for whole franchise. I mean, first of all, it's an hour and a half long just to watch one episode.
Brian Green
Yes.
Chris Hoadley
You know, and that's streaming straight through. No commercials. An hour and a half long. Then there's 25 of those. Then now there's four.
Brian Green
Hours of after shows.
Chris Hoadley
I mean.
Brian Green
No, eight hours of after shows.
Chris Hoadley
Eight hours of after shows. It's just. It's crazy. And I thought they have more commercial. I mean, they have more episodes than we do.
Brian Green
It's true. I think you're right. Well, let's see. 90 Day Fiance started, I think, back in 2015 or 14 or 15 or something like that. 16 at the latest. And so they've been on air for almost 10 years. They have multiple versions of the show. They do two seasons a year. I mean, they're on season number 83. We're only on season number six.
Chris Hoadley
We're working our way there.
Brian Green
We're working our way. Come on. We're right behind you, 90 Day Fiance. We also have eight hours every year of rehashing Brian's old drug stories. So there you go. We too are boring you with old stories that you don't need to hear.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah. I'm just waiting for the conclusion of that show, though. Really?
Brian Green
I am ready for the conclusion to that show. Yeah. 100%. We don't need it.
Chris Hoadley
I mean, the one guy was like, you know, Lauren.
Brian Green
Oh, yeah, Lauren. Oh, don't even get me started on Lauren. Lauren is like, I don't know what he.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah, they're like, there's a chip. It's not Working.
Brian Green
He is into pre op transsexual women. And that's.
Chris Hoadley
That's not the weird part about it.
Brian Green
That's not. Well, that's not weird at all. Okay, cool. Whatever floats your boat.
Chris Hoadley
Well, I mean, I'm just saying, like he's just really off. He's really different things. And we were convinced he had to move to Thailand or to the Philippines for some reason.
Brian Green
For some reason. Yeah. He's getting away from America. There's some legal proceeding or something. The weirdest thing about him is on the second episode of his big 90 Day Fiance, you know, millions of people watching this.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
He tells everybody he has gonorrhea.
Chris Hoadley
Yep.
Brian Green
He has gonorrhea.
Chris Hoadley
Not from the woman he's seeing.
Brian Green
No. Yeah. Something's off about him. I agree with you there. We got to be careful with Lauren not welcome on my show. Lauren Balin welcome on my show.
Chris Hoadley
Yes.
Brian Green
I'll reach out to Bay. We'll reach. We'll have some people reach out to Baylon. We'll see if we can get her on. I love it. I think she's wonderful.
Chris Hoadley
I'm gonna watch it.
Brian Green
Team Balin. I'm team Balin. That's what I gotta say. I'm not team Ice Penis, but I am Team Balin. Do you know what I'm saying? All right, look out for our super bowl commercial.
Chris Hoadley
Yeah.
Brian Green
Coming up. Whenever the super bowl is, I would be. If I was a man, I'd know that stuff. Stuff. But I don't know. February sometime. February. Isn't it February 10th or something like that? I don't know.
Chris Hoadley
Anyway, yeah, it's one of. It's the two Sundays from now.
Brian Green
Two popular teams get together on the 9th.
Chris Hoadley
I think it's the 9th.
Brian Green
The 9th. All right, whoever's playing the Chiefs and the. Those other ones. Chiefs and the Eagles. That should be exciting.
Chris Hoadley
1.
Brian Green
Let's see how many people die if the Eagles win. Yay.
Chris Hoadley
Woohoo. Celebration.
Brian Green
Celebration. Celebration. Tcbpodcast.com More information about the show. All the audio, all the video right there from one location. 212-4333. TCB at the commercial break on Instagram, TCB podcast on tick tock and YouTube.com the commercial break. Okay, Chrissy, I think that's all I can do for now.
Chris Hoadley
I think I'll tell you that I love you and I love you.
Brian Green
Best to you and best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chris and I will say, we do say. And we must say goodbye. I gotta get some cocaine. Jeopardy crazy.
Podcast Summary: The Commercial Break – "An Oracle's Oracle!"
Release Date: January 30, 2025
In the episode titled "An Oracle's Oracle!" of The Commercial Break, hosts Bryan Green and Chris Hoadley delve into a mix of sharp humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions on current pop culture phenomena. This detailed summary captures the essence of their lively conversation, highlighting key topics, memorable quotes, and the hosts' unique perspectives.
The episode kicks off with Bryan adopting the persona of an oracle, humorously critiquing the current state of the AI market. He expresses skepticism about the sustainability of AI investments, particularly referencing the low cost of AI development by companies like Deep Seeker.
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The hosts discuss the financial strains on major tech companies and Bryan's prediction of an impending AI market correction, adding a comedic twist to serious economic discussions.
Bryan and Chris explore the exorbitant costs of Super Bowl commercials, noting that spots are reaching up to $8 million for 30 seconds of airtime. Bryan humorously laments the improbability of The Commercial Break securing such a spot, contemplating unconventional advertising ideas to attract new listeners.
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They also share amusing anecdotes about attempts to purchase billboards, emphasizing the challenges of effective marketing for niche podcasts.
The conversation shifts to personal stories as Bryan recounts attending his children's school event. He humorously describes the chaos of managing multiple energetic kids in a structured environment, drawing parallels to his and Chris's experiences as new parents.
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This segment provides a heartfelt and comedic glimpse into the hosts' family lives, showcasing their ability to blend personal narratives with humor seamlessly.
Bryan introduces Blue, his dog, highlighting the challenges of managing a pet with behavioral issues. The duo humorously debates strategies to curb Blue's incessant barking and unpredictable antics, turning their pet's quirks into a recurring comedic theme.
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Their banter about Blue adds a relatable and light-hearted element to the episode, resonating with pet owners and listeners alike.
One of the most talked-about segments features a bizarre and humorous recounting of a man in Canada experiencing the unfortunate "ice penis" incident. Bryan and Chris dissect the story with their signature comedic flair, blending shock and laughter as they explore the absurdity of the situation.
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This segment exemplifies the hosts' ability to tackle outrageous news stories with humor while maintaining an engaging narrative.
Bryan and Chris critique various television shows, including Nothing, an episodic series about the Irish Troubles, and Bailin Out Loud, a TLC show focusing on a young woman with severe Tourette's syndrome. They provide thoughtful analysis mixed with humor, highlighting the complexities and emotional depths of these programs.
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Their discussion underscores the hosts' capacity to balance entertainment with meaningful commentary on sensitive topics.
Delving into reality television, Bryan and Chris express their fatigue with long-running shows like 90 Day Fiance. They critique the endless drama and repetitive storylines, advocating for more concise and engaging formats.
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This segment resonates with listeners who share similar sentiments about the saturation of reality TV and its impact on entertainment quality.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts discuss upcoming events like the Super Bowl, hinting at future content and promotions. They maintain their humorous tone, leaving listeners with a sense of anticipation for what's to come.
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Conclusion
In "An Oracle's Oracle!", The Commercial Break delivers a vibrant blend of humor, personal stories, and sharp commentary on contemporary issues. Bryan and Chris's dynamic chemistry drives engaging conversations, making the episode a memorable listen for both regular followers and new audiences. From dissecting AI market trends to sharing chaotic parenting tales and critiquing reality TV, this episode exemplifies why The Commercial Break stands out as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts."
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For those who haven't listened to this episode, The Commercial Break – An Oracle's Oracle! offers a comedic yet insightful exploration of diverse topics, anchored by the hosts' authentic and engaging dialogue.