Boomerangs, Uvoo & Cougars Too!

Summary

The Commercial Break Podcast

Episode: Boomerangs, Oovoo & Cougars Too!
Date: July 26, 2024
Hosts: Brian Green & Krissy Hoadley

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Commercial Break dives deep into the world of "cougars"—older women who date or pursue younger men—with the hosts’ signature blend of irreverent banter, off-the-rails improvisation, and tongue-in-cheek pop culture commentary. After a comedic update on a fan-favorite personal story, Bryan and Krissy dissect dated cougar dating infomercials, react to self-appointed “cougar experts” on YouTube, and roast the culture surrounding cougar life, from awkward advice to drunken solo videos. All of this is peppered with memorable moments, biting one-liners, and meta-commentary about 2000s internet, social trends, and their own long-running inside jokes.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Marlin & The Sugar Mama Saga Update

[02:00 - 06:00]

• Fans have long awaited updates on Marlin, Bryan’s “fish of a friend,” and his relationship with an older, wealthy "cougar" he met on a sugar mama dating site.
• The relationship fizzled—politics and possible age-related cognitive issues led to the breakup.
  • “Marlin and Sugar Mama did not survive the drama… She maybe got senile. It sounds like it maybe got, like, a little weird in the head.” — Bryan [03:40]
  • The hosts joke about sidestepping politics to keep family peace.
• Recap of Marlin’s wild ride: orgies in Jamaica, private jets, jealousy-fueled blow-ups, and international drama.
• Bryan: “If you find someone more interesting to date, maybe we’ll talk about it. Otherwise, you’re dead to me.” [05:57]

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2. MILF Manor, Cougar Stereotypes & TV Trends

[06:30 - 09:30]

• Discussion on pop culture’s fascination with shows like MILF Manor and conventions of “cougar” dating.
  • Bryan: “I thought MILF Manor would be two episodes then buried. I was wrong.” [07:01]
  • The show’s absurd premise (older women, their sons, later their ex-husbands/dads) draws both horror and fascination.
• Double standards: Female “cougars” vs. male older/younger dynamics.
  • Both hosts share personal anecdotes about dating across age lines.

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3. Deconstructing CougarInternational.com—A Relic of Early Internet Dating

[11:00 - 22:39]

• Bryan introduces a defunct site’s vintage commercial, complete with bad lighting, wall boomerangs, and monotone testimonials.
  • “She’s reading a script. She’s looking down and then back up…” — Bryan [11:39]
  • “Nothing like a boomerang to spice up your wall…” — Bryan [13:51]
• “Cougar” member Crystal describes why she prefers younger men: modernity, looks, fitness, flexibility, and “not being a slave in the kitchen and the bedroom.”
  • Quote: “Some older men expect women to be slaves in the kitchen and the bedroom… Angels in public and prostitutes in private.” — Crystal [14:34]
  • Hosts riff on the stereotypes, laugh at the presentation, and draw parallels to SNL skits.
• Key “features” of Cougar International: video chat with Oovoo, “private calling” (really just using star 67), and “hundreds of members” globally.
  • “You mean star six seven? Is that what you mean?” — Bryan [20:26]
• Linda, another member, boasts about being “well maintained” at 49, offering style and beauty advice.
• Commercial wraps with cringe-inducing lines (“Happy hunting!”), and Bryan laments the golden age of absurd web startups.
  • “God damn, where did all the good websites go?” — Bryan [22:39]

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4. Reacting to Modern ‘Cougar Coach’ Content: Advice for Younger Guys

[24:08 - 33:00]

• The duo watches YouTuber “Karen Lee Potter,” who shares how she met her younger boyfriend and dispenses tips for men who want to date cougars.
  • Opening line: “Can I get you a drink?” is okay—confidence is key, but arrogance is a turn-off.
  • No cliches or pickup lines—like, “Is your last name Campbell? Because you are good.” [27:19]
    • Bryan and Krissy are incredulous and mock the outdated references: “23 year old remembers Campbell soup?” — Bryan [27:48]
  • Don’t brag about sexual prowess or money; show it instead (cue Bryan’s sarcasm).
  • Emphasis on eye contact, making her feel special, and giving flirty, but not sleazy, compliments (i.e., “You have bedroom eyes”).
  • Bryan: “What are bedroom eyes? … I’m not looking at your boobs. By the way, have you seen my 12 inch cock?” [31:42]
• Playful roasting of the editing style and old-fashioned advice, and speculation about Karen Lee’s career.

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5. The Drunk Cougar Video (Karen Lee ‘Unleashed’)

[34:40 - 47:41]

• The hosts watch and mock a chaotic self-filmed video of Karen Lee getting “drunk” (possibly after 2 shots of Tito’s and diet root beer), dancing, reminiscing about sorority days, and drunk-dialing her kids.
  • She shouts out her sorority via shot glass (Delta Phi Epsilon), and talks about meeting “Tito” of Tito’s Vodka in Florida.
  • Bryan is confounded that she’s only had two drinks: “She’s only on shot number two! Chrissy.” [44:01]
  • Karen’s ramblings: receiving attention when drunk, what music makes her dance, lamenting not getting invited to Facebook events, nostalgia for sorority and college days, attempting to contact old flings, and dropping trivia (Ben Franklin was into cougars?).
  • “This is the musings of an old drunk white lady…” — Bryan [42:30]
  • Krissy: “Well girl, you got your own party going on.” [42:27]
• Heavy riffing on her background music, video editing, glassware (who has a 40-year-old shot glass?!) and general trainwreck quality.
  • “This is you and me like 10 years ago.” — Bryan to Krissy [46:26]

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6. Running Jokes & Noteworthy Banter

• Inside jokes: Oovoo, Private Call, boomerangs, Star 67, “Burner to my bishop,” and celebrities like Frankie B.
• Meta moments:
  • Bryan teases fans: “If you figure it out, text me. I’ll send you some of my leg wash water… might take a while, ‘cause I don’t really wash my legs that much.” [01:20]
  • Faux-commercial voice-overs lampooning the dated infomercials (“Brought to you by Oovoo!” [21:16]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On cougar dating double standards:

  • “Cougars sometimes get outsized attention when guys are dating younger girls all the time. But fair play, let’s also talk about cougars.” — Bryan [09:39]

• On advice for younger men:

  • “You have to walk up with confidence and not arrogance either. Walking up and telling a girl that you’ve got a really large penis is not going to cut the mustard. Who says that?” — Karen Lee Potter [29:46]
  • “This information is not at all useful if I’m being honest with you.” — Bryan [29:08]

• On CougarInternational.com’s perks:

  • “I like that it’s a real family feel to this site.” — Crystal [21:44]
  • “Not what I’m looking for in a dating website. I like that most of my family’s in there trolling around.” — Bryan [21:53]

• On the "drunk cougar" video:

  • “This is the most train wreck of a video we have ever watched. This is incredible. I love it.” — Bryan [40:04]
  • “I love when you see like 50 somethings or 60 somethings and they’ve got their old, you know, PI Fi gear on.” — Bryan [37:33]
  • “I hate when children go to liberal states. Fuck those lib tars off.” — Bryan (mocking Karen Lee) [44:07]

• By the end:

  • “Karen Lee Potter, you are our new favorite friend on The Commercial Break. We need to explore more of her.” — Krissy [48:03]

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Suggested Listening Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro/Marlin Update: [02:00–06:00]
• MILF Manor discussion / TV & Culture: [06:30–09:30]
• CougarInternational.com Infomercial Roast: [11:00–22:39]
• Modern Cougar Advice YouTube Reaction: [24:08–33:00]
• Drunk Cougar Chaos: [34:40–47:41]
• Show closes with banter and signoffs: [48:03–end]

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Tone & Style

The episode is high-energy, relentlessly sarcastic, and self-aware. The humor thrives on cringey cultural artifacts and the interplay between Bryan’s sharp, absurdist riffing and Krissy’s easygoing, roll-with-the-punches retorts. Content is given just enough context for listeners to follow even if they miss the video references, and inside jokes are signposted but not belabored for new listeners.

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In Summary

For fans old and new, this episode offers a quintessential Commercial Break experience: wild story updates, satirical cultural commentary, and the unraveling of internet oddities—all punctuated by Bryan and Krissy’s unfiltered, affectionate roasting. Whether you’re in search of outdated cougar dating advice, vintage internet fails, or just wish to hang out with two hilarious best friends, this is essential listening—boomerangs and Oovoo included.

Transcript

[Unknown Spiritual Advisor]

Are you getting attacked by incubus and succubus spirits in the night? They're demonic spirits that come to defile you in the night. How do you get rid of them? Put up a hedge of protection around your bedroom, get out your anointing oil and anoint your bed. And I bind every incubus and succubus demon from attacking me, my spouse in the night.

[Brian Green]

On this episode of the commercial break.

[Commercial Voice]

You take a little bit of information and some bad hair styling and a frock or two plus boomerangs, and you throw it into the pot. Wadam private calling oovoo.

[Brian Green]

Oovoo.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Brought to you by oovoo.

[Commercial Voice]

Brought to you by oovoo. They'll never know who's calling oovu with oovoo.

[Brian Green]

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The 30 of the morning. Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green is the burner to my bishop, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best of you, Chris.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Best you, Brian, if you pick up.

[Brian Green]

That one, you're really a listener of the show. Best of you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I don't know if I picked it up.

[Brian Green]

Burner to my bishop. Think about it. I'm not going to give it away. You'll have to work for this one.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay?

[Brian Green]

You'll figure it out. You'll figure it out. Burner to my bishop. Think about it. Think about the show. Okay, Burning one down. No, no, I'll tell you all fair. I'll tell you during the commercial break. I want everyone to work, work for it. And if you figure it out, text me, let me know. I'll send you a. I don't know. I'll send you some of my. I'll send you some of my bath water. I'll send you some of my leg wash water. It might take me a while to get there, but because I don't really wash my legs all that much. Okay. Fans of the show will know that you. Last season and the season three and season four, we talked about a friend of mine that we referred to colloquially as marlin. Marlin. Marlin is to disguise his identity.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Our fish of a friend.

[Brian Green]

He's our fish of a friend. And our fish of a friend met an older lady, a cougar by all standards, a rich cougar. And she took him on a whirlwind trip for a number of months and we would get updates until. I think that I think our show got in the middle of the Relationship.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Well, they met on that site. Sugar, Sugar mama Sugar mama, Sugar mama.

[Brian Green]

Sugar mama Something seeking, Seeking sugar mama Seeking cougars or something like that. Seeking sugar sweet treats Can I borrow a cup of sugar? I'm sorry. I forgot my bra. Remember, we used to start the show with porn parodies? That was a. That was a different era of the show.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That was in the old bed.

[Brian Green]

Now that we have advertisers, you can't do that anymore. But we used to do that. A porn parody every episode. Yeah, go check it out. Season one. So I just wanted to put a cap on the whole, because lots of people have asked about Marlin. What happened to Marlin? What happened to the sugar mama? What happened to all that? If you remember, last we spoke, Marlon, her had broken up, but they'd gotten back together. And then when they got back together, there was some jealousy because someone saw someone at a bar with another person and all this other stuff, and then we. And then just kind of died. We just never heard anything. And I think that's because maybe I shouldn't have been talking about it so much on the show. But now I've been given. I have permission sort of to sort of to share that. Marlon, breaking news. Breaking news. Hold on one second. Slow on the buttons, because I gotta do a lot of stuff on my hand right now. Breaking news. Marlin and Sugar Mama did not survive the drama. They did not. She maybe got senile. It sounds like it maybe got, like, a little weird in the head. And let's put it this way. We don't talk about politics on the show unless it pierces that wall to the point where we need to. Right. And so we really try our best to stay away from anything timely. Quite frankly, if you listen to the show, you know, we're usually five days behind anything.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Green]

If not five months behind any train. But I will say that, you know, politics has a way of getting in between people and especially in 2024. And I think that he felt like, okay, I don't care who you're going to vote for. But then it got, like, extreme. And then he was like, okay, I can't deal with this anymore. I don't need to deal with it. I don't need to be involved in all that drama. He's a. I would consider him a pretty apolitical kind of person. Like, he cares enough to know what's going on, but he doesn't really talk about it all that much. Like a lot of us. Like a lot of us smartly do. If we Want to keep our friends and relatives. We just don't talk about it. There are people in my family where I just will never say anything about politics ever.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Exactly.

[Brian Green]

Because I know how they feel because they've made it known. And I see 180 degrees opposite usually. And I don't feel that I need to lose family members over the stupid bullshit.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

No, you just talk about the weather.

[Brian Green]

Let the extremes be on the extremes. And I'm going to. Yeah, talk about the weather. That's right. It's very pleasant conversation when you don't. When you just take politics out of it. Anyway, I think that was part of it. But he, He. He claims that, you know, there was just like it got. She got a little senile about it. Like, it was like she was going off in weird places with it. And he really felt like maybe. And so it just. They. They degravitated from each other. Like, a lot of relationships ran its course. It's ran its course.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That's after all of the. What was it? Wasn't there like a. The.

[Brian Green]

There was an orgy down in Jamaica, wasn't there?

[Narrator/Host]

The.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

The European trip.

[Brian Green]

He went to Europe. She took him to Europe.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

And there's a fight there.

[Brian Green]

It was a fight there because she caught him talking to a girl at a bar or something, Ski resort. Some girl looked in his direction and he. She flew off in the private jet without him or some. I don't know. It was a really. It was a really interesting story.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It was entertaining for us.

[Brian Green]

It was no longer. Now he's dating someone more his age. And you know what? I don't care. So. I don't care. You're not worth anything anymore to me, Marlin. You're dead to me. Dead to me. Find someone more interesting to date. Maybe we'll talk about it. But anyway, I wanted to say that. And since I had a Marlin update, there's a topic I've been wanting to talk about for a while that we haven't really broached. We have broached a lot of subjects on this show from a misogynistic point of view. Lots of pickup artists, lots of guys who date younger girls. Lots of, you know, seedy underbelly, satire type that we just like to poke fun at, but I don't think we've too much. Maybe once or twice. But I think we did one like, show that was on about Milk Manor. Milk. Not MILF Manor, but that MILF Manor. God damn, that's a weird show.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, it's really weird.

[Brian Green]

You weirdos out there. I know you're watching MILF Manor. I know you're watching MILF Manor. You commercial break fans. I know it. And that way that I stay away from it, because I don't want to have to tell you that it's not really that great. It's not cool.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It's really weird.

[Brian Green]

They brought the dads on.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

The dads and sons are dating the same woman.

[Brian Green]

You know, I was wrong about this. I think I'm. I think I can usually get trends pretty good, but I was wrong about this, and especially television trends. I think. I think I understand when a show has the makeup to go the distance and not, I thought for sure, MILF man or two episodes and they're going to bury it on the app. That's what's going to happen. I was wrong 100%. It has really. It is really kind of bubbled up into the pop culture lexicon, which is really strange to me. Like, I hear comedians making jokes about it. I see it on, like, Entertainment Tonight, whatever those shows are now. You know, I don't know, TMZ Live or whatever it is, but it is really strange. That show is strange. The whole concept is strange. Bring the first season, it was a ladies who were older in age. Some of them looked very good, and.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

They know they all look great.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, they're just looking for love. That's it. But they brought, like, basically teenage kids in there. And in the first season, the teenage kids were their own sons, and they were mixing and matching them with different cougars. So here, surprise, your son is here, and you're going to date the other guys his age who were like 19 and 20, 21 years old. No joke. This season, it's not about the ante. They up the ante. It wasn't about the sons. It was, you know, totally random younger, much younger dudes, which is fine. I don't have any problem with that part of it. But the part I have the problem with is the twist. And there's always a twist. And here's the twist. 3. Three episodes in, you think, okay, well, they didn't do the sons this time, so it's a little less strange. But I should have just known that it was coming. What was coming? The dads showed up, the dads of the suns. And then the women had to make a decision about whether or not they were falling in love with the sons or falling in love with people more their age. And of course, almost exclusively, I think. I don't know. I haven't watched a full episode Ever. But I think to nobody's surprise, I. They picked the younger man. They picked the younger man, which was. Okay, all right, whatever. Anyway, so cougars, the typical. I won't say typical, but the kind of reference to an older woman who likes to date or have sex with or be with younger men. So it's been around for a long time. There's nothing new. I was calling. We were, we were saying cougar back when I was in my 20s. Right. And so it's just a term that has endeared. I don't mean it in any. I, I heard some person one time, like some lady say, I don't like the wor. Cougar. It's. What did she say? I get offended by the word. And I was like, oh, okay, all right, whatever. I didn't call her a cougar. It was just like someone said the word.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Called her a cougar.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. I wouldn't call anybody cougar to their face unless they were hitting on me. And so, and, and listen, I've dated older women before. I don't know if I put in the cougar category, but I've dated older women before.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I've dated younger men.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. So. So anyway, you know, and I know that, like, cougars sometimes get outsized attention when guys are dating younger girls all the time. But fair play, let's also talk about cougars. We're going to talk about guys that date much younger women, like John Anthony or, you know, whatever his name, you know, the liar, Adam the liar, whatever. If we're going to talk about all those creepy guys, you know, let's talk about cougars, too. And so I came. Someone I got served up a video from Instagram of an old commercial for a place called the Cougar Internet Cougar Dating International or Cougar International Dating Service. And I thought this. It's short, but I thought it was so entertaining that I decided I gotta go dig into the cougar life on.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Brian Green]

Okay, so we have three separate videos, all of them a little bit on the shorter side. So let's do one per segment and then we'll. We'll get out of the way. And listen, I'm just gonna con. Let's just do some commentary on it. Let's react like we always react. I'm not gonna put my. Inject my personal opinions yet. Yet. Let's put it that way. Okay. The first one we have is the original video that got me interested in this subject. Cougar international.com. i don't. Let's see if this. Let's see if this website still exists. Cougar international.com.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Did you find this trolling on the Internet?

[Brian Green]

It does not. Yes, I did, and it does not exist anymore. Well, this got served to me. I wasn't really trolling. I just. The commercial break.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay.

[Brian Green]

Algorithm is. Is amazing.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

As it does.

[Brian Green]

As it does. Oh, Astrid isn't just. Now she's even in love with it. She's like, this is so weird. We get some of the weirdest stuff. And I'm like, yes, we do. All right, so here's Cougar International. This is a commercial for Cougar International, the no longer existing website. Cougar International.com.

[Narrator/Host]

Welcome to legendary Beverly Hills, home of Cougar International.com, an international social and business networking community online and offline.

[Brian Green]

She's reading a script. She's got a script in her hand.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

She's reading it.

[Brian Green]

Yes.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

She's looking down and then back up.

[Brian Green]

Looking down and then back up. Welcome to luxurious Hollywood, California, Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills. I'm here in a drab room with a weird carpet behind me.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Very weird room. There's like. Yeah, there's a carpet on the wall.

[Brian Green]

I gotta be honest, I don't trust people who hang carpets on walls. It's a little weird. It's a little strange. It's 90s is what it is.

[Narrator/Host]

Confident women with younger men in mind and the men who adore us. For a moment or a lifetime.

[Brian Green]

Oh, for a moment or a lifetime. Even if our lifetimes may be much shorter.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I'm away. You say, I'm Yaya.

[Brian Green]

What's that?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Did she say I'm Yaya?

[Brian Green]

I think she said, I'm Yaya. Yaya. That's like grandma. Call me Yaya.

[Commercial Voice]

Call me Yaya.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, yeah.

[Narrator/Host]

I'm Yaya. And when.

[Brian Green]

We. We call, the kids call one of their grandparents Yaya. This is really weird.

[Promo Announcer]

I know.

[Narrator/Host]

Today are a couple of our beautiful Cougar International.com members. Crystal.

[Brian Green]

Crystal. Please enter this weird living room so I may speak with you. Oh. Oh, she doesn't look like a cougar at all. No, she looks like she's in her 30s. Is she going for, like, super young guys?

[Crystal]

Hi, I'm Crystal, and I've always been a cougar. I'd like to tell you why I prefer younger men. There are several reasons.

[Brian Green]

Wow. Whoa. What is up with that hairdo?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I don't know.

[Brian Green]

It's like half Amish. Half Amish, half fundamentalist.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I haven't seen one of those in a while.

[Brian Green]

I haven't seen one of those either. This looks like. This looks like a hairstyle from the Sister Wives, if I'm honest.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It does. It absolutely does.

[Crystal]

First of all, younger men are living in this decade. They like current music, they like to go dancing.

[Brian Green]

Who is not living in this decade? I just want to know.

[Crystal]

They wear current clothing styles. Current. They have current hairstyles and they watch current movies.

[Brian Green]

Okay. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

She's also just directly reading from the script.

[Brian Green]

Yes, she's reading right from the script. And poorly, I might add, which is fine. Sometimes people get nervous.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

There's a couple of boomerangs on the background too.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, nothing like a boomerang to spice up your wall. Throw a rug on there and put some boomerangs, call it a day. I'll tell you what's cougar about this. The decorations in the actual room, they're filling it. But she says current hairstyles and current clothing. Meanwhile, she's wearing a fragment frock and has this like weird Sister Wives haircut that she's got going on.

[Crystal]

That's just better for me all the way around. It keeps themselves in better physical condition. They diet, they exercise. Some of them even go to the gym, which is very nice for me.

[Brian Green]

Oh, it's very nice for me when your hard throbbing member is full of veiny. I don't just like my veins in a cack, I like them all over.

[Crystal]

Younger men are more open minded in general, both about women's ages and about relationship roles. Some older men expect women to be slaves in the kitchen and the bedroom. Angels in public and prostitutes in private.

[Brian Green]

Jeez.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

A lady in the streets and a freak in the bed.

[Brian Green]

Freak in the sheets. That's right, Chrissy.

[Crystal]

That just doesn't work for me. Younger men will let a woman set up the relationship any way she wants to. And they are anxious to please us.

[Brian Green]

I think this is the future Mrs. Marlin, actually. Right here.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, like hook that up.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Amen. I. I could see why a guy would be into this. I can see like a guy. Like a young guy. Of course, when you're at that age where you're scared of. You know, I can see why this would be attractive. Like you would. You would want someone to take control and show you the ropes and do I see why older women are attractive. I. I dated an older woman once and she almost took me to Disney World in the middle of the night.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, you remember that?

[Brian Green]

That too.

[Crystal]

Another thing about younger men is they're very respectful and very polite. They find it.

[Brian Green]

I don't know if you've met young men, but this was probably filmed 30 years ago.

[Crystal]

So what we like and then they accommodate us.

[Brian Green]

Will you eat my ass? Yes, ma'. Am.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Well, was it Marlin's woman? She was very instructional in the bed.

[Brian Green]

So instructional that he found it really hard to get along with her.

[Crystal]

Actually, finally, younger men are still growing and changing. They're open minded. They're not in a rigid mindset like older men are.

[Brian Green]

Their cocks are rigid, but their brains are soft. And that's where I like to come in. They're still growing and changing. That sounds weird, lady.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It does.

[Crystal]

The only way that I can really count on an older man to keep growing is around the midsection.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That's a zinger burn.

[Narrator/Host]

Thank you.

[Brian Green]

This is like a Saturday Night Live skate.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It really is.

[Brian Green]

I'm going to find out that this is actually a scattered Saturday Night Live skit.

[Narrator/Host]

Well said. You know, we have a lot of diversity in our membership. We are an international organization and interestingly enough, we have men from age 18 all the way through their 50s. Because as one guy told me, you don't outgrow being a cub. Men in their 40s and 50s.

[Brian Green]

A Cuban.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Oh, a cub.

[Brian Green]

A cub. I think the terminology here is a little weird. This is clearly filmed long before anybody got woke.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Exactly.

[Narrator/Host]

Women who are older than they are and women. Well, of course we want to date younger. I'd like to. To introduce you now to another one of our lovely members, Linda.

[Brian Green]

Sorry, Linda, I dropped the microphone. Come on, Linda.

[Linda]

Hi.

[Brian Green]

Oh, Linda. Full sweatsuit she's wearing, huh?

[Linda]

My name is Linda. I'm 49, very proud of my age and very grateful. Professionally, I'm a style and beauty expert.

[Brian Green]

I work to start.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

She had to read that.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. She had to remind herself of what she was.

[Linda]

Then. And maintain my physical health and appearance.

[Karen Lee Potter]

And that of others.

[Linda]

Mentally, I'm on the pulse of what is contemporary. I see this movement of astute younger men seeking relationships with women in their prime. Luckily for us ladies, timing is everything.

[Brian Green]

Luckily for us ladies, they think to practice this once before they did it. You know what I'm saying?

[Karen Lee Potter]

Yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It's almost like. Let's do a run through straight into it.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Linda]

I do not exclusively date younger men. I prefer well maintained of any age.

[Brian Green]

Cougar International.com is a well maintained. What is that? Sounds like a car. I prefer a man that's tuned up.

[Linda]

Forum and growing Social network for both men and women looking for friends, dating, networking and insight. Log on and read my blog post titled youth is a gift, Age is a work of art and do your pictures suck? I would love to hear your comments.

[Brian Green]

Log on and read my blog.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Do your pictures suck? Everybody gets on that picture thing.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, everybody starts worrying about. About the pictures. Don't worry about. I mean, not for me. I found. I found unsuitable women just as. Just fine using my terrible pictures.

[Narrator/Host]

Thank you, Linda. You know what I really like about cougar international.com is the fact that we have so much more to offer than just a typical dating site where you click on, see a few pictures, do a bunch of emailing back and forth and never really meet anybody. We have hundreds of member photos, videos, blogs, articles, forums, tons of groups that you can join and we also have a lot of events in a typical couple month period of time.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It's a shame they shut down.

[Brian Green]

What's that?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It's a shame they shut down.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I was thinking about this. Like, oh, that sounds like early Facebook. Like, sounds great. Where's cougar international.com when you need it?

[Narrator/Host]

Events where people can actually get out and meet each other. We have live video chat with Oovoo and we have a unique. Feature that.

[Brian Green]

Not on the block. All right. Hey now. Hey, you want to hook up on OOVU tonight? I'll show you my veiny, throbbing member.

[Narrator/Host]

Any other social networking group has called private call where you can actually call each other without giving out your personal phone information.

[Brian Green]

O fantastic. I love it. How do you do that?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Restricted number.

[Brian Green]

You mean star six seven? Is that what you mean?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Hey, Brian, it's called private call.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Star 69. What was that song? Remember you said Star 69 and be able to hear somebody's phone, you know, you'll be able to find out who.

[Narrator/Host]

Called you to ask the ladies right now what prompted them to join Cougar International.com and what they like about the site.

[Linda]

I think the site is great for information.

[Brian Green]

Oh, it's great for information.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It's an informational site.

[Brian Green]

The worldwide super information highway.

[Commercial Voice]

You take a little bit of information and some bad hair styling and a frock or two plus boomerangs and you throw it into the pot. Private calling.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Brought to you by oovoo.

[Commercial Voice]

Brought to you by oovoo. They'll never know who's calling who with.

[Brian Green]

OOVU.

[Commercial Voice]

Made just for you. I'll be back later to explain more.

[Linda]

To meet new people, both men and women. I mean, I've already made some great new friends and we can go out together and meet.

[Commercial Voice]

You're not allowed outside. Only through Oovoo in private. Calling Oovoo.

[Narrator/Host]

Yeah, Crystal.

[Crystal]

I like that. It's a real family feel to this site.

[Commercial Voice]

We get all I like fucking my family feel.

[Brian Green]

Not what I'm looking for in a dating website. I like that most of my family's in there trolling around.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

They can all get on there, get.

[Crystal]

To know each other, and we go to these different events and it's a. It's a party feel, but also like a family. That really works for me. And also we have special events for just the ladies, such as coffees and brunches where we can dish like the Sex and the City girls do. And that's great.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Oh, my God.

[Brian Green]

This is the most dated video I have seen on the Internet, even though it was probably made in the early 2000s.

[Narrator/Host]

So you see, we have a lot to offer@cougar international.com. we hope you'll come join us. Membership is totally free. Come join the fun. And happy hunting.

[Brian Green]

God damn, where did all the good websites go?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Chrissy, Happy hunting.

[Brian Green]

Happy hunting, Cougar Internet. I'm gonna private call you later. This one of the herbs I don't like Mark Cuban's first streaming website or.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Something before the resume.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, remember when everyone's just naming web, like web companies terrible names and people would, like, put $100 million into it because it has a terrible name. I'm gonna Google what happened to Oovoo. But we'll take a break and we'll be back with more cougars after this. Hi.

[Promo Announcer]

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[Brian Green]

Okay. Oofoo. Entree all. Paul, we're here talking about cougars and I've got another video lined up. This is a more recent video. Not much more recent, but more recent than this one. And what we are discussing is how to pick up a cougar.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Oh, how to pick up a cougar.

[Brian Green]

How to pick up a cougar. But this is not from the same group. This is from a lady on the Internet who does cougar related content. And this is probably a decade old. So just.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Just like how to pick up her friends.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, how to pick her up.

[Crystal]

Right.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay. What she wants.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, yeah.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Thought I'd share something very private. Up until now, I haven't really talked about it on my show. And that is how I actually was picked up by my. My current boyfriend. As you all know, I'm in a committed life partnership with my boyfriend. We met at a company party. I saw him across the room. He motioned over to come to his VIP area where he was at what really attracted.

[Brian Green]

At a company party. There was a VIP area. And he motioned, he motioned, he said, hey, go get me.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, hey, you, come over here.

[Brian Green]

Hey, you. I'm 21 and rock hard. Get over here. Nothing like dipping in my pen. In the company took me when I.

[Karen Lee Potter]

First met him was his drum roll, confidence. He had confidence to come up to me and say, can I get you a drink? And we started a conversation. Offer me a drink is always a great opening line. It's not a pickup line.

[Brian Green]

It's not an opening line. It's here's something for free. You got to be careful about that, I think.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, exactly.

[Brian Green]

You gotta be careful about just buying women drinks. I think buying anybody drinks, quite frankly, I think you gotta be. You gotta. You gotta feel it out a little bit. It's not for everybody, right? Because they think you're. You're think. They think you think that they're obligated to sit there and talk to you because of whatever.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Can I get you a drink? But what struck me about him and what he told me back on that night was both of our personalities really clicked together. And it wasn't just about the chemistry or, you know, being attracted, connected to my boobs or whatever else.

[Brian Green]

Look beyond the boobs.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

On the screen.

[Commercial Voice]

Quantum witch says that's wrong. Look into the boobs and instant attraction.

[Karen Lee Potter]

You saw that night. It's. Yes, the physical chemistry was there, but it's really about the personality. So what I thought I would share with you is some of the do's and don't of trying to pick up a cougar. So many guys have written it to me. Karen Lee, where can I find a cougar like you? If you really think about it, Karen.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Lee, Karen Lee, where can I find a cougar like you? Oh look, so many people have written.

[Brian Green]

In my oovoo is ringing. Hello. I'll just pick up chicks like you. I'm not. I can't look past your boobs. I can't stop staring cougars everywhere.

[Karen Lee Potter]

There's lots of older women that would love to be with younger guys.

[Brian Green]

Guys.

[Karen Lee Potter]

It's just that the manner that the younger guy approaches them is the problem. So here are some of the things that have not.

[Brian Green]

Let's get into it. Chrissy. This is when we get serious.

[Karen Lee Potter]

The past. If you walk up to cougar and you say something like, is your last name Campbell? Because you are good. That's one of the worst.

[Brian Green]

What?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I've never heard that.

[Brian Green]

Is that like an old cigarette reference?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I mean, that's the Campbell soup.

[Brian Green]

Oh, Campbell's soup. I thought she said if you look like a camel. And I was about to say because your toe is. I don't know. I don't know.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Campbell's.

[Brian Green]

Oh, Campbell.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Is your last name Campbell because you're. Okay, that's ridiculous.

[Brian Green]

23 year old is remembers a Campbell suit.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

And also no one says that.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, they're saying Riz on the chiggy.

[Commercial Voice]

In the things you can do meet.

[Brian Green]

Me in the at a face space or whatever that Oculus. Let's get in my oculus and let me look at the boobs.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Because obviously you're coming up with a line. It's not gonna fly. And she doesn't want to hear that kind of crap from anybody.

[Crystal]

It's a.

[Karen Lee Potter]

It's just a nuisance. Then she'll flick you off like a flea. Telling a girl that you're great in bed and that you are great at going down and giving A girl.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I'm great in bed.

[Brian Green]

Hey, you want to know something this dick can ride. You're over there with Yamaha.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Can I get you a drink?

[Karen Lee Potter]

I'm getting better.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, you want a drink and my dick because it's awesome. Check out my Reviews on Apple 4.99.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Who wants to hear that? If you were lucky enough to get in bed with her. Show her is a song from My fair Lady. That's.

[Brian Green]

Oh yeah. Nothing like the My fair Lady in Campbell's reference. Lady, you're making yourself sound. And to be fair, she looks good. She doesn't look like. She doesn't look old. She looks. She's a pretty lady.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Don't talk of lies. Show me. Show her another movie. Another line. Show me the money. Don't go bragging about your money and everything else. If you want to take her out on a nice date, show it that way.

[Brian Green]

Another. This is. I think this information is not at all useful if I'm being honest with you. Show me the money, but don't show. Yeah, don't tell me how good you are in bed. Don't tell me how much money you have. Show me with your dick and your nice car. Buy me a trip to Paris tomorrow.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Important thing that I think you guys need to realize is eye contact. You need to look at the person in the eye and make.

[Brian Green]

Oh.

[Karen Lee Potter]

When he first met me, he made me feel special. He made me feel like nobody in the room mattered except for me. And that's what I'd love for you to understand. If you can make somebody feel special and make them feel that they're the.

[Brian Green]

Only with your money and your big.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Dick, you're gonna be winning over every other guy in that room. You have to walk up with confidence and not arrogance either. Walking up and telling a girl that you've got a really large penis is not going to cut the mustard. Who says that?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I don't know. I mean, that's.

[Brian Green]

Hey, can I buy you a drink? I'm great in bed. I don't know if you noticed my 12 inch penis. Have you seen my American Express black card? I mean, I don't know where you're.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Hanging out, lady, but those were the wrong places.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, this sounds like a Wednesday at Aqua Blue. It does. Yeah.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Guy named Steven wrote to me about he.

[Brian Green]

What's wrong with her audio. Oh, there we go.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Is when you see a woman that you like, you give her a little wink and a little nod of your head.

[Brian Green]

That's not gonna do it.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

No.

[Brian Green]

Well, I mean, maybe women of a certain age, maybe that's what they're into. Maybe they like that. Kind of like you're saying, be confident but not arrogant. But I think that wink in that nod kind of is a little arrogant. Oh, it's like, hey, I'm looking at you. Yeah, it's cheesy. Hey, Chrissy. Dink. Dink. Hey, Dink. Hey, Dink. Hey, you know how big my dick is? I can tell you what to do.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Is give that first gesture, that confident, flirtatious gesture to this girl. If you see her and see how she responds back, I Even remember back when I was in college, I remember guys that were really confident, not arrogant confident, that walked up to me.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

How much editing has she done on this video?

[Brian Green]

Every two seconds, spliced. I mean, this is.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It can't have been that hard.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, seriously, like just go, you know, go and cut it.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

You got the teleprompter?

[Brian Green]

Yeah. You gotta kind of know what you're gonna say. Yeah.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Something sexy to me. Not overbearing. You know, you have bedroom eyes. Something like that.

[Brian Green]

And then find something to compliment besides her boo. And which guys are you hanging out with?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

And she said, say something like, you have bedroom eyes.

[Brian Green]

Oh, that's exactly what a lady wants to hear. You have bedroom eyes and I'm not looking at your boobs, by the way, have you seen my 12 inch cock? What about my American Express black cart? I drive a Ferrari and I'm hot in bed.

[Karen Lee Potter]

I mean, wondering what, what are bedroom eyes? But the whole idea was. He said, he put the idea in my head, wow, I have bedroom eyes. I'm different from everybody else. So one of the things if you're trying to approach a cougar is approach her in the right manner by saying something sexy or something like about.

[Brian Green]

By the way, what's up with the music? The seventies porn music in the background.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Her eyes, as opposed to. Hey, you got nice tits. The only way you're gonna find out what makes her special, of course, is to ask her questions. Good luck in finding your cougar. Happy holidays to everyone.

[Brian Green]

No, Happy holidays.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Karen Lee Potter.

[Brian Green]

Karen Lee.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I'm gonna look her up.

[Brian Green]

Sounds like someone in history that did something. Carol.

[Crystal]

You know what?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Wait, I just got an idea that.

[Brian Green]

What?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I think Karen Lee and Frankie might.

[Brian Green]

Oh, I. I think that there. I think this lady. I've watched a couple of her videos now. I think this lady is a very. Has a very similar vibe to Frankie. Just a female version of Frankie. She's giving not great advice. Yeah, see if she's still around because I think if I'm not mistaken, this video was more than 4 years old, maybe 5 years old. See if you can find her on LinkedIn.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I'm sure the Karen Lee Potter.

[Brian Green]

Oh, the Karen Lee Potter. Poter. Karen Lee.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I think this is it.

[Brian Green]

Oh, is she. Is it Po.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That's her.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Hi, lovers. I'm Karen Lee, a self proclaimed cougar and host of Karen lee Potter on YouTube, Facebook and Instagram and TikTok.

[Brian Green]

Oh, she. Yeah, this video must be.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

She updated it.

[Brian Green]

Okay, here we go. Listen, can I let's see here if I can.

[Karen Lee Potter]

This woman right here, the pioneer of sexuality. I love her.

[Brian Green]

The pioneer of sexuality is not Dr. Ruth. I'm pretty sure it was Adam. Adam and Eve. All right, we got one more video to go. So I know this segment's kind of short. We're gonna cut it here, and then we'll be back with more entertaining information for you about cougars.

[Promo Announcer]

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[Brian Green]

Bye. All right, I got one more video lined up for you. I'm super excited about this one. This is Karen Lee Powder Potter, which we found out on the break, has apparently made a little name for herself.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

She has.

[Brian Green]

She was on the Megyn Kelly show when that was a thing. So I imagine some of this content is old. She's, you know, got a nice little following on Instagram and series of videos that are out there all about cougars. What's our new book called? Fuck me. Fuck you.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

No, fuck games, comma date cougars.

[Brian Green]

Oh, fuck games.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Date cougars. Date cougars.

[Brian Green]

Got it. Okay. 10, 4. So anybody who's interested in following in the footsteps of Marlin, but you have.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

To play the game that she's talking about.

[Brian Green]

Yes, that's true. True. Kind of disingenuous a little bit, if you ask me, but whatever. Okay, let's talk to Karen and let's. Or let's listen to Karen. This one. For some reason, this video is called When Cougars Get Drunk. Okay, we'll go with it. Let's roll with it.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Hi, I'm Carol Lee. Welcome to Love Encore. Cougars are not all that.

[Brian Green]

Wow, this editing is terrible. She's like edits in the half of the middle of a word, straight laced.

[Karen Lee Potter]

And sometimes we like to get loose. So without further ado, I'd like to introduce. Shit things. This is before I'm drunk.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Oh, Karen.

[Brian Green]

Karen. Love Encore with Karen Shit cougars do.

[Karen Lee Potter]

When they get drunk. I'm gonna use Tito's Vodka because it's gluten free. Made in America. And I happen to meet Tito one night in Florida. And he's a great guy and very good looking.

[Brian Green]

Shame. Wait, there's an actual Tito to Tito's Vodka? That's the most surprising thing we've learned all today. There's a Tito and you can meet him.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

He's in Florida.

[Brian Green]

I do not doubt he lives in Florida. If there was a Tito's. He lives in Florida. If Tito exists, there's no doubt in my mind.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It was founded in Austin though.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Well, you know, people go from California to Austin, Texas down to Florida. That's the general progression of things. You either go from New York to Florida or from California to Austin, Texas to California. Austin, Texas has become like a whole different universe. I don't know if you know that. I don't know if you've got it kind of keeping your finger on the pulse. I am. And what I've noticed is that peop. Austin just might be its own country someday. Because I think there's a lot of people there who really don't care for society in general. Except for the people who live in Austin. I've been. It's a lovely, lovely place.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

My family lives there.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. And I love it. But it's just. I see so many characters moving there. Like, it's almost like Florida number two, but not quite crazy yet. Here comes the paddy wagon to take me away. All right, let's listen. Is this going to be a literal how Karen gets drunk?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, she's actually taking shots of Tito of Tito's.

[Brian Green]

Good for her.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Plug for Tito's. I'm also using a Delta Phi Epsilon shot glass. My sorority.

[Brian Green]

Nothing like being 62. You think your sorority. I love it. I love when like guys or girls wear their old. So I. I've never. I wasn't in one. So I don't know, maybe that's. Maybe that's just part of the pride that comes with being in a sorority or fraternity. But I love when you see like 50 somethings or 60 somethings and they've got their old, you know, PI Fi gear on or whatever.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Well, the shot glass is really. Yeah, that's old.

[Brian Green]

First of all. How did it survive?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

[Brian Green]

I've broken every shot glass I've owned one way or the other. Sometimes it ends up in my hand. The glass does. All right, we'll roll with it longer in existence.

[Karen Lee Potter]

At the university of Illinois, But I thought I'd give it a shot.

[Brian Green]

She's definitely from Chicago. This lady's definitely from Chicago. I can tell that voice is Frankie's voice. Actually. It's got that Frankie. You know, that twins. Hey, it's me from Frankie B. Karen Lee. Hey, Frankie B. Frankie B. Karen Lee. Actually, we should set these two up.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That's what I said.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah. I bet they'd be lovely together. Sorry, dude. That's married to Karen Lee, But I think I'm gonna try.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That's just her life partner.

[Brian Green]

Oh, life partner. Yeah, they're swingers, you know, they know that, you know. That's it. Oh, her video is awful.

[Karen Lee Potter]

With a little bit of a diet root beer Because I don't want to add the extra calories on my body.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

With. With vodka.

[Brian Green]

With vodka. Yeah, it's chasing it. Diet root beer with vodka. Okay. All right. But, you know, root beer is not a thing down here in the south, like, you don't see a lot of people drinking. I do sometimes. Sometimes. But up north, like, in the northeast, like, you know, Chicago, and, like, it's. Root beer is everything. My wife hates root beer. She's like, it's the most disgusting taste in the world. I like it. I don't know. Just for me.

[Karen Lee Potter]

I'm getting drunk and it's only been one shot in a sip of root beer. Shot number two. All for the sake of entertainment. Oh, and little Gus Gus, let me.

[Brian Green]

Pick up my puppy. It'll make life more interesting. You're going to get laid tonight.

[Karen Lee Potter]

You are going to get a dick sucking like no one.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I'm taking the camera rolling.

[Brian Green]

That's right. I'm keeping taking the turpentine off that later after you worry about it. Yeah.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Gets a lot of attention from me. When he's drunk.

[Brian Green]

He'S drunk. When she's drunk, when we're all drunk.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

She's just had one shot.

[Commercial Voice]

She's had one single shot.

[Karen Lee Potter]

I already forgot what the name of the song is, But I love it. No matter where you are, it just makes you want to dance. Hey, notice how people always think they're better dancers when they're drunk? Right now I feel like I'm a great cancer. This is supposed to be some sort of.

[Brian Green]

This is the most train wreck of a video we have ever watched. This is incredible. I love it. She's dancing to Justin Timberlake in her kitchen.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

No, that's not Justin Timberlake. That's.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

John Legend and the Other.

[Brian Green]

This is the one where what's her name was naked throughout the entire video. Is that it?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, it was like a bunch of naked models.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. A bunch of naked models. Yeah. And I can't remember his name because he's. Turns out he's a creep. Yeah, turns out he's a creep for putting a bunch of naked models in his video and not paying them. But what I love best about this video is they keep the background music going the entire time. So now it's double muffly and weird.

[Karen Lee Potter]

A sexist song. It's a rapey song. I mean, that's a little extreme. I used to listen to songs like Push, Push in the Bush when I was in college.

[Brian Green]

Push, push in the bush Push, push in the bush. Whoa.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That could go a couple of different ways.

[Brian Green]

No, it can only go one way. There's only one definition for Push, push in the bush. Is that even a real song? We looked that up. Push in the Bush.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I'm not looking that up.

[Brian Green]

What are you. What's your problem? Now you're drunk. Now it sounds like you're drunk. You're like, no, I'm not looking that up. The government can find me.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Push, push, push in the bush Push.

[Brian Green]

Push in the bush is a song. Push, push in the bush is a song by Musique. What a name. What a name.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Delta PI Epsilon. Apparently, if you drink diet soda with vodka, it intensifies the buzz and people are not supposed to do. But why wouldn't you do that?

[Brian Green]

Wait, I don't. What? Why would you put out this video? What's that?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Is that a real disclaimer? Apparently you're not supposed to do that, but you do it.

[Brian Green]

I skipped through this video and I knew this was going to be like classic shit show video. And I love it. I love every second of it.

[Karen Lee Potter]

I have to do a strong texting and I'm going to do it. Thank God I don't need reading glasses. I'm going to text my old boyfriend from college. I. I wonder. I don't even have a number of shit.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God. You're only on shot number two. You're only on shot number two.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I forgot root beer intensified thing.

[Brian Green]

Well, that's true. I forgot about that. I forgot you were in the root beer, too. You're in the suds and in the root beer.

[Karen Lee Potter]

I was in a sorority called D. Del Phi Epsilon Deep Friday. I'm going to tell you right now what I ate up on Facebook. I don't like that you find out that you weren't invited to shit on Facebook.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Well, girl, you got your own party going on.

[Brian Green]

This is the musings of an old lady. White lady. This is what? This is the musings of an old drunk white lady. I don't like when I invited this on Facebook. Well, maybe you should jump over to Instagram where people actually are.

[Karen Lee Potter]

You know what it's time to do? Call my kids first. I will call my youngest son.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Call my kids.

[Crystal]

Leave me alone.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Ma', am. He's there for four more days and going back to college. He says to me, leave me alone. Hell with Jer.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I'm calling there. He's there at the house.

[Brian Green]

He's there at the house and she's calling him. When I said calling him, I thought she was going to pick up her iPhone and call him. She's actually yelling for him.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Jess. Jess. I gotta leave a message at the beep. Hi, Jess, it's your mother.

[Brian Green]

Hello?

[Karen Lee Potter]

I gotta call.

[Brian Green]

My classes are breaking.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I was gonna say, are they doing dishes to the soft.

[Brian Green]

Karen Lee's my new favorite. We found a new one.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Cam.

[Brian Green]

Hi.

[Crystal]

Why.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Why are you acting so weird? Am I hammered? Yes, I'm hammered. Oh, hold on, Jess.

[Brian Green]

Yes, I'm drunk and I'm not crying.

[Karen Lee Potter]

I'm not with anybody. I didn't drink much.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yes, I'm drunk and I'm not crying.

[Promo Announcer]

Chrissy.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Holy crap, Chrissy.

[Brian Green]

This reminds me of, like, 10 of our friends. I swear to God, it does. Her sons are calling her and she said I got, like, some weird, sultry, sexy voice on. Huh? Yeah, I love you, too.

[Karen Lee Potter]

I'm not literally alone. I'm never alone. I got Cam out of the line. I'll talk to you later.

[Brian Green]

Love you.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Bye, Cam. Okay. I hate when kids move to California. I'm not ham.

[Brian Green]

I hate when children go to liberal states. Fuck those lib tars off.

[Karen Lee Potter]

I'm not hammered at all. What good is it having kids if they hang up on you? Did I mention that I was in a sorority? It was actually. It was Del Delta Phi Epsilon at university for four years. The best time of my life. I always say that the kids, when they go off to college, and I mean it. I feel like looking at my college album.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God. This is like. I feel for the life partner here who has now gone into official life. Like, I don't know what I'm doing with my life territory. I really hope that whoever her life partner is, is getting, like, a good, free ride out of this, because this. If you had to deal with this every Single night of your life. By the way, I want to remind everybody who's listening to this train wreck. And it may end up sounding muffled to you, but I want to remind you she's only on shot number two. Two. Chrissy.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yeah. She keeps holding up the glass, you.

[Brian Green]

Know, it's just empty pretending.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Delta Phi sorority.

[Brian Green]

That's right.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Right When I went to Fort Lauderdale. One of the most fun times of my life. See, I'm so fun.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Not when I had my kids or family.

[Brian Green]

No, no, no, no. Back in college, Fort Lauderdale. I did a four way in Panama City. I knew then I wanted to do hyper sexualized content.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Insert a picture of herself back when she was brunette.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Now.

[Brian Green]

Oh, God. Those pictures got to be in the, what, late 60s, early 70s?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It looks like it.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Both these guys. Both of these guys treat me like I don't need to put up with this crap. So the hell I'm not looking. I'm not looking at.

[Brian Green]

Wow. Dodge. I'm gonna call them later and explain to them what tradewar really were. Hey, Bob.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I'm gonna call him because I don't have his number.

[Brian Green]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna call information. You have Bob's phone number? I dated him in college. I was Delta Phi Epsilon, the whitest white, the whitest sorority in all of Illinois. And you didn't invite me on Facebook to hear fuckarama. I'm pissed.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Almost anyone Done. I'm empowered.

[Brian Green]

And you know what?

[Karen Lee Potter]

I'm gonna do a shot of Cheetos backup whenever I get empowered.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Oh, she had a spill.

[Brian Green]

She poured half the bottle into that ch. Oh, my God, Chrissy. Oh, my God. This is you and me, like 10 years ago.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

She put this. She put this out.

[Brian Green]

She put this out and left it out. That's the worst, right? Maybe. Maybe the next morning you're a little hungover and you go, oh, it's gonna be fun for the people. And now she's left it out. And now the commercial break has found it. She's gonna find newfound fame before I eat.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Did I mention I love this already? I got to talk to you about.

[Brian Green]

Venifying lid about menstruation. What did she say?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I. I don't know. She's talking about her sorority again.

[Brian Green]

Oh, God.

[Karen Lee Potter]

Benjamin Franklin apparently was into cougars. Kudos to Ben Franklin for being into Benjamin Franklin.

[Brian Green]

Ben Franklin was not into cougars. I think you've got that wrong. I'm not going to go into what Ben Franklin was into, but it wasn't cougars. I think you've Got that one wrong. All right, listen. Okay, Only so much. Oh, that was.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That was a surprise sneak attack from Karen Lee.

[Brian Green]

I thought, you know, I did skip through this video. Look at her staring at the camera high as a kite on 2 1/2 shots of vodka.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Well, look, that glass of root beer is gone.

[Brian Green]

Boom.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Kicked it in.

[Brian Green]

The root bear is really where you get the. That's really where you get your own queen. Start drinking root beer. I've never heard that.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I haven't even.

[Brian Green]

Never heard that. But now people are putting Mr. Pibb with all kinds of stuff. Sorry, I had to throw my socks away over there. It got so hot, I had to take my socks off. Oh, my God. Karen Lee Potter, you're. You are our new favorite friend on the commercial.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

We need to explore more of her.

[Brian Green]

Oh, there's a ton of it out there, Chrissy. We'll get there. We'll get there. Don't you worry. Frankie B. Karen Lee, move over. We found you. We found that you two are a match made in heaven. Maybe we'll just do like a marathon. Back to back to back to back. Karen Lee and Frankie B. Oh, man. So good. So good. Hey, thanks everyone who has been texting and calling and leaving nice reviews. We really appreciate it. If you haven't yet, what are you waiting for? What? How can you listen to this episode and not think I want to give those guys a pat on the back? We just saved you from Karen Lee. We meet her at a bar. Run, don't walk, run away. You too can get in contact with us. 212-433-TCB. That's 212-433, TCB. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas. We are taking them all right there at the text message or voicemail. I. I will respond. I promise. I can't get over that face. We've got Karen Lee on pause and the two TVs in the studio at the commercial break on Instagram. TCB podcast on Tick Tock. Please do us a favor. Follow us on Instagram. You can also communicate with us there. You can DM us and someone on the team will respond. I sound like. I sound like an infomercial. Someone on the team will respond immediately, if not sooner. And TCB podcast, where you find all the information about the show, including live shows and dates and tickets, video, audio free sticker at the contact us button. And please do us a favor. If you get a chance, go to YouTube.com the commercial break for all of our guest interviews and selected episodes. Okay, Chrissy. I think that's all I can do for today?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I think so.

[Brian Green]

But I'll tell you that I love you.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

I love you.

[Brian Green]

I'll say best to you, best to you and best you out there on the podcast universe. Until next time. Chrissy and I always say, we do say and we must say good.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Goodbye.

[Brian Green]

Sam.