Certified Ruffians!

Summary

The Commercial Break: Certified Ruffians!

Episode Date: May 10, 2024
Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Main Theme:
A classic TCB ride through impulsive hobbies, the modern era of side hustles, an irreverent game of “Porno or Pacino,” and reflections on O.J. Simpson’s legacy—with plenty of banter, confession, and comedic tangents.

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into Bryan and Krissy’s tendency to go all-in on new hobbies only to bail (and hoard the supplies), muses on the wild rise of side hustles in the age of Instagram, spotlights their own failed attempts at self-improvement, and then explodes into a raucous, improvised game distinguishing lines from Al Pacino movies and porn films. The duo wraps with a thoughtful yet satirical look at the O.J. Simpson documentary, never missing a beat with their signature self-deprecating humor and chaotic charm.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Hype (and Humor) of New Side Hustles & Hobbies

Timestamp: 00:50 – 09:55

• Bryan marvels at how people, particularly on social media, hustle multiple businesses and launches: “He's like one of these new-fangled entrepreneurs that just throws anything at the wall to see what sticks. Yeah, just like The Commercial Break.” (02:15)
• Both hosts admit to “getting obsessed with something brand new, buying all the supplies, and then bailing.” Bryan’s attempted “vodcast empire” cost thousands in video gear and an Adobe subscription he can’t cancel.
  • Quote: “I swear to God, we bought a camera for $1,000... the Adobe whole package, right? $199 a month or whatever it was. I didn't read the fine print. And still today, I cannot cancel Adobe.” (07:20)
• Krissy: “Do you know how many things I've bought in my life that I was going to do?... My closet is full. Crochet, macrame, guided meditation classes, hot yoga, Zumba, belly dancing...” (06:19)
• There’s collective guilt—but also acceptance—about not “going all in.” Bryan: “I jump in, I drown in the deep end. I come back up, get a towel.” (08:55)
• Reflection: With age (a touchy subject for Bryan), the approach shifts: “I’m starting to understand about myself that...maybe I need to look for the easy place to jump in the pool and see if I can swim, rather than dive into the deep end, drop $10,000, and never use it.” (09:44)

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2. Impulsive Phases: The Rapid-Fire Hobby Graveyard

Timestamp: 10:05 – 17:21

• The hosts reminisce about attempts to rollerblade, roller skate, and even rock climb to impress a date, buying all the gear after a single (often traumatic) try.
  • Bryan: “I was gonna be a rock climber... I bought like a thousand dollars' worth of... whatever, you know... I'm scared of heights. I can't even get a foot up off the air before I'm pissing myself.” (10:14)
• Memorable Interaction: A barista randomly asks Bryan if he’s a rock climber; he laughs: “Are you trying to flirt with me? Or... I’m actually a chicken shit.” (11:24)
• Both hosts admit to being “middle of the pack” if not outright flops at ‘80s and ‘90s roller-skating.
  • Krissy on skating: “Like a fish to water, you know, I jumped back in... remembered my glory days.” (15:52)
  • Bryan recalls his pilot phase, and his wife’s not-so-supportive approach: “She would not do it. She was like, nope. I think she had a heart attack every time I walked out the door to fly up.” (17:08)

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3. Game Segment: “Porno or Pacino?”

Timestamp: 20:05 – 36:23

A highlight of this episode, the game challenges each host to guess whether random quotes are from a porn movie or an Al Pacino film. Hilarity ensues:

• Rules: “You have to say... the other person reads the quote and you have to guess if it's from a porn or from something Pacino said.” (20:21)
• Sample Exchanges:
  • Chris: “Here, wipe your mouth.”
    Bryan (guessing): “That’s Pacino!”
    Chris: “No, it’s from porn, from ‘Nothing to Hide.’” (20:33)
  • Bryan: “I'm gonna cut your off with a spoon.”
    Chris: “Pacino!”
    Bryan: “No, it’s porn—from ‘Throbbing Hood.’” (21:25)
  • Chris: “You’re a foxy mama.”
    Bryan: “Pacino!”
    Chris: “Porn. From ‘Saturday Night Beaver.’” (24:02)
• Meta Comment: “Is this Porno or Porno or Pacino? I don’t know—so many of these are just porno!” (24:10)
• Dissections on movie titling:
  • “Back when porn movies had to have plots... a legal thing. Legal compliance. You had to pretend it was an actual movie, just with a lot of vulva in it.” (24:40)
• Meta-commentary on the game itself:
  • “Somebody made money on you, selling you this. Do you realize that?” (32:27)
  • Krissy: “I think even a movie buff wouldn’t know the difference. Those are such generic quotes.” (37:32)

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4. The O.J. Simpson Documentary & Fame in America

Timestamp: 39:46 – 46:49

Bryan pivots to pop culture with thoughts on the new O.J. Simpson docuseries:

• O.J.’s life story as a parable for American fame, privilege, and the justice system.
  • “OJ says he thought his personal effects were inside of this hotel room... OJ went in with some ruffians and decided to rough these people up. But they didn’t really rough them up. Yes, there was a gun involved, but... it wasn’t that bad.” (41:00–41:22)
• Krissy: “Can you be a ruffian?... Someone who roughs people up.” (42:45)
• The hosts debate whether O.J.'s sentence was unusually harsh; Bryan notes: “Anybody else...wouldn’t have gone to jail for 33 years. They might’ve done a couple years, maybe—but he [OJ] ended up getting out early, and then he died of prostate cancer.” (43:02)
• Bryan recommends the doc: “If you have the time to watch it... I highly suggest you do. It’s a fascinating look.” (45:51)
• Bryan’s favorite sardonic observation: “Porno... Pacino... panties, penises... Throbbing Hood. Throbbing Hood is my favorite!” (46:49)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On impulsive new hobbies:
  “I jump in, I drown in the deep end. I come back up, get a towel.” – Bryan (08:55)
• On buying hobby supplies:
  “I buy all the supplies. I jump in head first. I spend $10,000...” – Bryan (07:04)
• On old roller-skating skills:
  “I was like, I remembered my glory days ... Queen of the wheels turning around backwards.” – Krissy (16:30)
• On O.J. Simpson’s Vegas crime:
  “‘There was a gun involved, but it wasn’t that bad.’ ... I know I sound stupid saying that.” – Bryan (41:00)
• On Pacino films vs. porn:
  “Is this Porno or Porno or Pacino? ... so many of these are just porno!” – Bryan (24:10)
• Satirical product review:
  “Somebody made money on you, selling you this [game]. Do you realize that?” – Bryan (32:27)

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Timestamps of Major Segments

• 00:50 – 09:55: Hobby obsession, side hustles, and failed follow-through
• 10:05 – 17:21: Hobby graveyard: from rollerblading to pilot school
• 20:05 – 36:23: “Porno or Pacino?” game (with commentary and digressions)
• 39:46 – 46:49: O.J. Simpson doc review & American celebrity culture

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The TCB Spirit

Irreverent, confessional, and spontaneously improvisational, Bryan and Krissy embrace their “just FINE” self-assessment—blurring the line between relatable comedy and absurdist commentary. From side hustles to infamous court cases, every tangent is fair game, each moment fueled by nostalgia, sharp wit, and genuine friendship.

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Transcript

[Brian Green]

Position has become available that I know for a fact you'll be interested in. That it, mate. Quality control at the local biscuit factory. You're kidding. I know your dream job. So should I give them a ring? Duh. Yes. On this episode of the Commercial Break. I know, I know, I know I sound stupid saying that. Yeah, there was a gun involved and yeah, you got people pointing guns at each other.

[Chris]

There was a gun involved, but it wasn't that.

[Brian Green]

It wasn't that bad. What I. I'm trying to apologize for OJ's misbehavior. Here's what I'm saying.

[Chris]

With his ruffians.

[Brian Green]

Yes, I'm sure if you were those rapscallions out there with those loaded guns. The next episode of the commercial Break starts now. The party of the party. Oh, yeah. Guys and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green and this is the poofa of the show, Chris and Joey. How late? Best you, Chris.

[Chris]

Best, Brian.

[Brian Green]

Best you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Another episode.

[Chris]

You're welcome.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I just don't want to talk about anything today. What do you think? I'll just sit here and stare at the camera. We should do a. We should do a meditation episode of the commercial break where we say nothing, but we just play weird music so you can meditate.

[Chris]

We did the ASMR kind of take. Yeah, our take.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, that was a little weird. I wasn't in love with that episode. I wasn't in love with the final product of that episode. But that goes for about 469 of the 550 episodes of the commercial break. You know, I was thinking about meditation is because one of our Facebook friends. I say Facebook. I mean Instagram friends. Excuse me. One of our Instagram friends who's not really a friend or barely on Instagram, but they somehow started like their own meditation class that you can buy for $10.99 per month where they do guided meditations for you. And so. And they were giving away a free sample. Like, go to YouTube and give, you know, here the sample. You need this daily. It's a daily meditation thing. And I heard it and I just was so disturbed by it. I couldn't imagine meditating to this voice. It was like, no, I don't think I also noticed he did meditation then. He's now he's got his own line of candles. He's got his own course on how to be successful. He's like a, you know, he's like One of these new fangled entrepreneurs that just throws anything at the wall to see what sticks. Yeah, just like the commercial break. Yes. Yeah, we'll do subscriptions. No, we won't. Live shows, maybe not. Merch. We'll sell stickers now. We'll give away for free. Yeah, Merch. Two years later. But I'm just like, so, like surprised at how, you know, multifaceted. All of a sudden this person became. And I'm not hating. I think it's a good thing. If you can make money doing this, then do it. The guy's got like 260 Instagram followers and he's pushing it on Instagram. I'm not sure how much money he's going to make. But you do have to start somewhere. And listen, there was a time like just yesterday when you and I didn't have that many listeners. So, you know, probably today also, but, you know, whatever, who cares?

[Chris]

That's right. But I do have to start somewhere.

[Brian Green]

I see this a lot happening now. I see a lot of people are branching out. They're doing their own thing, side hustles. A lot of side hustles going on. They're selling things on Amazon. They're doing the Facebook marketplace. They're building their own workshop. With all of that you can. And I guess if you do enough of it, you just see which one is working best and then you put more energy into that. You do literally throw spaghetti at the wall and see which sticks. Yeah. I just don't know that I have that kind of energy or time.

[Chris]

Well, not with 30 kids.

[Brian Green]

No.

[Chris]

And the podcast.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. I don't. I don't even want to. Like, I barely spend time with my children and I barely spend time in this podcast. What am I doing otherwise? I'm thinking about spending time with my children or thinking about the podcast. That's what I'm doing.

[Chris]

Instagram.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. It paralyzes me. Yes. I'm on Instagram hating on other people for doing shit. There are some people out there, they are just type A personalities and they have to do it all.

[Chris]

Get it done.

[Brian Green]

You know who I was talking with? Allison Hare about this? Allison Risk Hare, who's a friend of ours, a friend of the show, supporter.

[Chris]

Of the show, and a friend in life.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, and a friend in life. Like a real friend. And I think, quite frankly, this show may not have even existed had it not been for.

[Chris]

That's right.

[Brian Green]

My wife and Allison, who really kind of pushed me to do this, so I would stop calling them and bothering them. Calling My wife. Sometimes we do that. We'll call from across the house. Hey, we do that, too. Yeah. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. Yeah. You can't even be bothered to yell right?

[Chris]

Was I talking with you about this? The. Remember the old intercoms in the house?

[Brian Green]

I do remember the old intercoms.

[Chris]

Now I don't see those anymore because.

[Brian Green]

You don't need them.

[Chris]

And you just call on the phone you don't need. But I do remember the. The intercoms on the house. No, those were handy.

[Brian Green]

Those were handy. And I know if I went into a house. Yeah. De. Huh? What? Okay, I'm gonna. I can't understand it, so I'm just gonna come upstairs. Yeah, they never work, so you always ended up just going upstairs anyway. But I always felt like when I went into someone's house with an intercom. Yeah, it was fancy. It was very fancy.

[Chris]

It was.

[Brian Green]

It was a big enough house that you could not hear people throughout the house, so you had to, you know. Okay, I don't know what he said, but we better go upstairs and see what he said. It was just a way to get people to come to you. This is what it was. Because they never worked and they all sounded terrible, but. Yeah, I always thought they were really fancy. But I was talking with Allison about the fact. And she is exactly like this. Like, she is a constant pursuer of new things. And I have that in me. But it's very measured. It's very measured. Right. I'm a constant pursuer of new things that I can just look at for a minute and then forget about a minute later.

[Chris]

We're such the same. Because I'm the same way. I'm like, I'm going to do this. Do you know how many things I have bought in my life that I was going to do?

[Brian Green]

Going to do? Yes. My closet is full.

[Chris]

Crochet, macrame, guided meditation classes.

[Brian Green]

Hot yoga.

[Chris]

Exactly.

[Brian Green]

Zumba.

[Chris]

It's my new thing. And I'm going all in. Belly dancing.

[Brian Green]

I. I think I remember your belly dancing phase.

[Chris]

I think I do two or three classes.

[Brian Green]

Aerial yoga. I mean. Oh, yeah, I think. I think almost all of us are guilty of this at some point or another, not having the wherewithal to see it through. But then I just think, I buy all the supplies. Yeah, I know. Me too. I jump in head first. I spend $10,000.

[Chris]

The belly dance skirt, the shoes, the special shoes. I bought the glasses.

[Brian Green]

You know, this show, Balls of Yarn, this started, and I thought it was going to be a vodcast, like a video podcast. Right?

[Chris]

That's.

[Brian Green]

That's how we first. That's how I first intended it way, way, way back when my wife started pushing me to do something besides bother her. And so we recorded them on video. Just video. And I didn't even know about pod. I mean, podcasting. I. I knew about it, but I wasn't interested in it because it just sounded too hard to me. You know, the video editing sounded much easier. It's a fad. It'll go away. So I swear to God, we bought a camera for $1,000. We bought a desk that I could sit at for $1,000. I bought Adobe. The whole package. Like, the Adobe whole package, right? $199 a month or whatever it was. I didn't read the fine print. And still today, I cannot cancel Adobe. I am in a contract with them. I tried to cancel. They. They wanted me to buy it out. They were like, yeah, no problem. You just have $3,600 left. And I'm like, go fuck yourself. Here. Try to charge my credit card. Go ahead. Feel free. Wells Fargo. That limits, kid. And so. But there are people who actually do it. Yeah, they actually go through with it. You know, I always say to myself, which is probably a lazy man's interpretation of the world. I always say to myself, well, I tried it, and I didn't like it. There you go. Now I have to sell all this stuff on ebay, but, you know, whatever. But I do know some people, Allison being one of them, that really goes in hardcore. Like, she thinks she is a constant pursuer of knowledge and improvement and life and, you know, things. I love that new stuff. And she goes out there and she dives in head first, and she swims the whole lap. You know what I'm saying? I drowned in the deep end. I jump in, I drown in the deep end. I come back up, get a towel.

[Chris]

And I wait in the shallow. I get back out.

[Brian Green]

It's hard. It's hard to be a player. You know what I'm saying? And the older the. I mean, the more years I get, I want. I want to refrain from using the word older because I do think it makes us sound old, and we're actually not that old. But the. The more years I go through, the more, you know, I pursue some of these. I'm starting to understand about myself that I got to go the opposite. I got to go. I got to look at it from differently. Let's look at this. Let's do a little research. Let's decide where is the easy place to jump into the pool and then we can see if we can swim. Swim the whole lap rather than dive in the deep end. Dr. Pound spend $10,000 and then have no intention of doing anything else with it whatsoever. Can't think of how many. I was a Frisbee golfer for a second. I was gonna learn how to rollerblade. I go into the Starbucks the other day. You know, it's all my friends at the Starbucks.

[Chris]

I learned how to rollerblade. I loved it.

[Brian Green]

I learned how to rollerblade miserably, but I can roller skate like a son of a. Yeah. And now roller skating's back. Have you seen that?

[Chris]

Oh, yeah. Like, have you seen videos and. At the skate rink.

[Brian Green]

Seeing videos of skating rinks here in Atlanta. They are jam fucking packed with adults kicking it cool style. You remember all skate, couple skates, one leg.

[Chris]

Yeah, I used to be really good at roller skating too.

[Brian Green]

I always thought I was going to win those speed races, you know, like when you went to the school skate night or whatever it was. I won a few of those races and I always thought I was the fastest until actual people who knew how to skate got on there. That, you know, I realized that I wasn't good at anything. I'm just middle of the pack. But anyway, so I go into that Starbucks the other day, and one of the girls who's there comes up to me and I don't know why she asked us. It's like the weirdest random question. She's like, are you a rock climber, Brian? And I was like, what? And she goes, a rock climber? Like, you climb rocks? And I was like. I think one time I was kind of getting into it, I bought like a thousand dollars worth of. What do they call it? Yeah, balleting equipment or whatever, you know. I was gonna go climb Mount Everest. I'm scared of heights. I can't even get a foot up off the air before I'm pissing myself. But I. I was gonna be a rock climber for a second because some girl I was dating was a rock climber. Right, right. That was. That was quickly and clearly the most unbelievably ridiculous thing I had.

[Chris]

I thought I was gonna be a rock climber too. And I went to one of those walls, those indoor walls.

[Brian Green]

Me too.

[Chris]

And it was so hard.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, this girl that I was seeing for like a hot minute, she was like a professional rock climber. This girl could climb up one of those walls in like 30 seconds. Right. She was so good at it, and she encouraged me to just give it a try. And I'm like, I'm scared of heights up to this. But I get to that fucking rock climbing place, and I'm buying everything on the rack. I mean, everything, Newest, best. Because I'm so scared of heights. I just want the best stuff to make sure I don't fall. And I'm telling you what, I didn't get five feet in the air, and I jumped right down. And I was like, nope, I tried it. I'm good. I'm good. I'm scared. But this girl at the Starbucks is asking me, are you a rock climber? And I say, yeah, I think I tried it once. Why do you ask? And she goes, you just look like a rock climber. You just like the kind of guy who rock climbs. And I was like, are you, like, trying to flirt with me or. I'm not sure what's going on here. It's kind of a weird interaction. And I said, oh, well, thanks. I mean, what do you say? Thanks. No, I'm actually a chicken shit.

[Chris]

Well, that means maybe that you look fit and.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I mean, I guess I look fit. Compared to who? I mean, I guess there are some people I look compared to. Have you seen this body? I'm in full dad bod mode. I mean, I think I like a lot about me. I like a lot about me. But it's so hard when you get older to stay toned. That's the hardest thing, right? And I said I wasn't gonna say old.

[Chris]

I was just gonna say, so as.

[Brian Green]

You put the weight and the years on, for every child, you gain about three pounds of untoned fat or untoned muscle. I could flip those kids around all day long, but it just doesn't show. Anyway, whatever I'm talking to. I'm gonna get back to the point. I'm talking to Allison about this, and I'm like, how do you do it? Like, how do you just go and just do all and keep going and keep going? She does so many things. She got a podcast. I think it's culture changers. She's, you know, doing the Zumba classes or whatever it is. It's not Zumba, actually. I wish I could remember.

[Chris]

It's like a dance.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, it's like a dance class. She's teaching that. She's a coach. She's a life instructor. She's helping women who are, you know, struggling in their. You know, in their 30s to kind of get out of the rut. And they have Children and stuff like this. She's telling people about parenting. She's doing all these wonderful things and so knowledgeable about it, she actually takes the time to do the research. Like we don't ever. And I said, how do you do it? What a constant pursuer. Like true Renaissance woman. How do you do it? And she says, I don't know. I just, you know, I get interested in something, I really want to go for it. And I said, I get something interested in something and I really want to forget about it. The next day, I feel like cocaine has ruined my brain because I feel like my impulsivity around wanting to do new things and capture new things and inform myself about new things feels like one big cocaine bender. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm making promises at night that I want to forget in the morning. That's what's going on. Cocaine has rewired my brain to think grand thoughts. Follow through on nothing.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Yes. Because if anything describes a good cocaine bender, it's grand plans. Follow through on nothing. That is cocaine in a nutshell. You feel like you can conquer the world, but the next morning you realize I'm still the same fucking moron I was before I started doing cocaine. That's just the truth of the matter. What is the one thing that you tried that you put down that you think you should start up again? Would start up. Could start up, like, meditating. I caught on all that stuff. I kept with meditating, right? Yeah. I kept with yoga, I kept with running. What haven't you kept up with that you would like to reintroduce?

[Chris]

I don't know. I think I need to introduce something new.

[Brian Green]

Anal sex. I mean, I'm just saying that's something you could just throw right in there. Bondage. Bdsm.

[Chris]

I'd like to get back into rollerblading or skating. I really enjoyed it. We should do, like, a great workout.

[Brian Green]

A TCB skate night.

[Chris]

We should.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. For the people here, here in Atlanta. Like a rent out a roller rink. And it'll probably just be you and I and Astrid rolling around. Jeff probably won't even attend. He'll be like, $20. Gotta save some cash. Sorry, Chrissy.

[Chris]

Like, do I have to go?

[Brian Green]

Yeah, do I have to go? I just spent $10,000 renting out this roller skating rink.

[Chris]

He would go there and hang out.

[Brian Green]

What do you skate? He wouldn't skate.

[Chris]

I don't think so. We took the kids when they were younger and he did. He got out on the skates. But I was Like a fish to water, you know, I jumped back in. I was like, I remembered my glory days.

[Brian Green]

It all came back to you. Yeah.

[Chris]

And then, you know, poor. Our youngest daughter was out there like.

[Brian Green]

Like teeter tottering around, trying to get out.

[Chris]

And I'm like, flying around in circles.

[Brian Green]

Like, hey, guys, look at me. Bye.

[Chris]

I wasn't very supportive of the two of them.

[Brian Green]

No, but you got excited. You're like, I'm back, baby. I'm back.

[Chris]

Queen of the wheels turning around backwards.

[Brian Green]

Sk. Back, baby.

[Chris]

That's really what it was like.

[Brian Green]

I could just see you riding around, some pink tutu on, like, I'm back, baby. Your neon. Your neon. Rollerblades. Yeah. Glowing in the dark. I'll tell you the one thing that I got into that I. I mean, I didn't quit because I was being lazy. I quit because I had to. Like, I really had to. But I'll tell you what I would love to get back into is flying. I would love to go back.

[Chris]

I know.

[Brian Green]

And fly. I got so excited. Excited about that. For a period of time. I thought it was going to be a pilot. I, like, I was imagining myself in like an F16 flag, like flying a Delta 5757. I really had dreams.

[Chris]

Green here.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, Captain. Green here. Meanwhile. Meanwhile, my wife, the second she got pregnant, was like, oh, yeah, not fly anymore. You cannot fly. Please don't do that. I know that she had a heart attack every time I went out that door. I. I remember one birthday, she was like, you know, what do you want for your birthday? Like, it's hard to get you something because first of all, I don't need anything. But second of all, I just don't care, like, that much about my birthday. So I was like, listen, I don't know. I don't know. And I said, all I want. Get me a couple extra hours in the plane. Like, that would be great. Give me a gift certificate. Call up the. The guy, you know, my flying instructor. Tell him I want a couple extra hours in the plane. She wouldn't do it. She would not do it. She was like, nope. I think she had a heart attack every time I walked out the door to fly up.

[Chris]

Yes. You've got 30 young kids.

[Brian Green]

I know. And then, and then thinking about it there, you know, I never had any close calls. I don't want to over dramatize what happens, but there were a few landings where I was landing it by myself. It didn't feel all that great while I was in the plane. No, the plane was kind of like, cocked sideways. And my instructor was like, you know, but whatever he was saying, till down, tail, down, tail down. And here I am, like, here I am, terrified of heights. When I get up in the air, fine. But, you know, when I'm like 15ft from the ground trying to maneuver onto the Runway, I'm like, ah. I'm shaking all over the place. One day, the instructor asked, actually asked me, are you all right? I was like, yeah. What? He's like, I don't know. You seem a little off today. Yeah, I'm just shitting myself over here. As you're turning on and off the plane midair. What are you doing? Stop it. All right, let's take a break. We got more. Oh, we. We got a game today. We're gonna play a game today. I'm so excited about this. Let's take a break. Then we'll be back with more shenanigans.

[Chrissy]

Well, thank the baby Jesus. Brian took a breath. And now I will use this opportunity to let you know that we've got a brand new phone number. That's right. It's 212-4333, TCB. And you can text us anytime you want. Or you can call and leave us a voicemail. And we might just use your message on the show once Brian gets through all the messages he missed last year. Of course. Anyway, you can also find and DM us on Instagram at the commercial break and on TikTok, CBpodcast. And of course, all of our audio and video is easily found on tcbpodcast.com Now, I'm going to thank G one more time that we have sponsors, so thank G. And here they are.

[Brian Green]

All right, tell us more about the game. You brought it in.

[Chris]

Be funny.

[Brian Green]

It'd be funny. Snippety. Snap.

[Chris]

Well, it's just a little game that I picked up the other day I thought might be fun for us to play.

[Brian Green]

I love the name of it.

[Chris]

It is called Porno or Pacino.

[Brian Green]

Porno or Pacino?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

I guess that's just. That's. That's it. It's. The instructions are in the name. Porno or Pacino. Who said it?

[Chris]

You have to say. Yeah, the other person reads the quote and you have to guess if it's from a porn or from something Puppuccino said.

[Brian Green]

You want me to go first? You want to go first?

[Chris]

I'll go first.

[Brian Green]

Okay, you go first.

[Chris]

Okay. Here, wipe your mouth.

[Brian Green]

I mean, this is actually pretty hard. I'm going to say that this is a Pacino quote.

[Chris]

No, it's from porn. It's from porn and it gives the name of the porn.

[Brian Green]

Oh, well, then let's see that.

[Chris]

It's called Nothing to Hide.

[Brian Green]

Nothing to Hide. Let me Google this real quick. Nothing to Hide porn movie. Nothing to Hide, 1981. Oh, yeah. This is highly graphic. I'm just looking at pictures from it. Wow. All right, here we go. Okay.

[Chris]

Kicked it off my bang.

[Brian Green]

I am going to fuck with you, and I'm either going to use a porn voice. Voice or Pacino's voice. Okay, are you ready?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Okay, here we go. I'm gonna cut your off with a spoon.

[Chris]

That was a weird accent.

[Brian Green]

I'm gonna cut your off with a spoon.

[Chris]

I'm gonna go Pacino.

[Brian Green]

It is a porno. Oh. Oh. It is from Throbbing Hood. Throbbing Hood. Wow.

[Chris]

They said that in the porn, huh?

[Brian Green]

I'm not even sure I want to Google this. Throbbing Hood. Let me see. I'm sure this has got to be a gay porn, right?

[Chris]

I'm gonna cut your cough. Cough off with a spoon.

[Brian Green]

Oh, no. This is a 1992 Throbbin hood. Throbin hood.

[Chris]

I'm trying to picture what part of the porn you would say that.

[Brian Green]

I don't know, but this part of the porn is not the part where I'm sure he's saying that. Replete with porn images.

[Chris]

Give it all to me.

[Brian Green]

That's gotta be Pacino.

[Chris]

Or porn.

[Brian Green]

Or porn.

[Chris]

I like to watch.

[Brian Green]

I like to watch. Okay, let me see this one. I like. These are. These are porns with actual, like. Yeah, yeah. These are old porns because they have actual plots to them. I like to watch porn. I like to watch porn. I just googled. I just googled. I like to watch porn movie. To which open. AI said, join the club. Quantum physics. Oh, my God. This is another one. 1982. Geez. These are old movies. Wow. Okay. All right. Extremely graphic. Okay, here it is. Ready? I swore to protect him.

[Chris]

Porn.

[Brian Green]

It is porn. It's from Vampire Hunters. Vampire Hunter.

[Chris]

Vampire Hunter.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, that would be something. I would go, hey, kids, you want to go see Vampire Hunters at the Buckhead Theater? What do you say to that? That just sounds like a regular movie, doesn't it?

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brian Green]

That's not a very inventive name. Yes, I am 18 years old or older. Oh, okay. That's an actual. That's like a cartoon movie. Yeah, that's one of those hentai movies. Okay. All right, your turn.

[Chris]

You're a foxy mama.

[Brian Green]

You're a foxy mama. That's gotta be a Pacino quote.

[Chris]

It's porn.

[Brian Green]

It's porn. We've had porn every single time. Is this porno or porno or porno or Pacino? Do we shuffle the car?

[Chris]

I don't know. It's from Saturday Night Beaver.

[Brian Green]

Saturday Night Beaver. Oh, my God. These are great. I love this. Oh, this is a romance film is what this is.

[Chris]

Of course it is. Saturday Night Beaver.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah. Saturday Night Beaver. Look at the COVID of that one.

[Chris]

Saturday Night.

[Brian Green]

Oh, wow.

[Chris]

A little champagne.

[Brian Green]

That is another classic. 1986, back when porn movies had to have plot. Movie plots. I think it was a legal thing. Legal compliance thing. I think you had to pretend that it was an actual movie, just with a lot of vulva in it. All right, here we go. Brian's turn. You got all my stuff, right? All that dope?

[Chris]

Pacino.

[Brian Green]

No, this is another porno from Pulp Friction.

[Chris]

These names are great.

[Brian Green]

Pulp Friction. I love it. Well, this has got to be the 90s, right? Yeah, this has got to be the 90s. Pulp Friction movie. Well, now they just show me Pulp Fiction. They don't even. They don't even want to show you the real porn movies. All right. Oh, yeah, that's. That is. That is definitely graphic there. Okay. All right, next one. Oh, Pulp Friction stars. Who's that? Remember that? Famous. No, nevermind. I thought there was a famous porn star. That was never Right.

[Chris]

Okay, here we go. It's called making people feel good.

[Brian Green]

It's called making people feel good. I can see Pacino saying that, but given the way that we're going, I'm gonna say Pacino.

[Chris]

Pacino.

[Brian Green]

Pacino. From which movie?

[Chris]

Sea of Love.

[Brian Green]

Sea of Love, Yes. That's what happens when you get to, like, Al Pacino's advanced age. There are so many movies that he was in that you just don't remember any of them. I mean, I can remember Heat and.

[Chris]

Yeah, the Godfather.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, that's the ones I remember.

[Chris]

Scent of a Woman.

[Brian Green]

Okay, there.

[Chris]

Is that Pacino.

[Brian Green]

What's that? Or was that Scent of a Woman was Pacino? Because that's when he says, Which is my favorite facino line ever? There is. Wasn't. That was. He was like a blind guy. Yes. And he was sniffing women's panties or something. Scent of a Woman could be a porn, too, actually. Yeah, you don't have to change the name. Just say scent of a woman, part 2 sentiment. Woman part screw. There is something inherently defective in you o.

[Chris]

Porn.

[Brian Green]

This is actually Pacino.

[Chris]

Okay, I wanted to go Pacino, but My instinct.

[Brian Green]

I know. It's so hard to tell. This game is actually really hard because these sentences are particularly graphic, you know? And so while a funny premise, I'm not sure executed terribly well. But this is from the movie Two for the Money, which is, of course, for the Money. One of my favorite Pacino movies. Who doesn't love for two for the Money? We have a watch party every Thursday. Two for the Money. All right, go for it.

[Chris]

This town's like a great big pussy just waiting to get.

[Brian Green]

Oh, that's gotta be a Pacino quote. It is. Is it?

[Chris]

Scarface.

[Brian Green]

Oh, Scarface. There's another one. Okay, so now we got four good Pacino movies. He was in the Irishman too, right? Yes, and the Irishman was really good.

[Chris]

The Irishman was good.

[Brian Green]

A little bit too long for my taste. Four hours is, you know, it's enough.

[Chris]

You can have a break in between an intermission.

[Brian Green]

Are you a real doctor?

[Chris]

Oh, porn.

[Brian Green]

That is not. That is the chino in the very famous movie. One that we watch often around here. Stand up, guys. Stand up, guys. When is stand up guys? I don't even remember that movie. Do you? Stand up, guys. Stand up, guys. Is. It's 2012. I don't remember this movie. Wow.

[Chris]

I don't either.

[Brian Green]

It's got Christopher Walken in it, Alan Arkin, Juliana Margulies, when he might need.

[Chris]

To have a movie.

[Brian Green]

Bill Burr. What? All those people who were in a movie I don't hear. I've never even heard of. How did that happen?

[Chris]

Stand up guy.

[Brian Green]

It must not have been a stand up movie. Yeah, I don't think it got much marketing.

[Chris]

We need to go brush up on.

[Brian Green]

Our Pacino or porn.

[Chris]

When in doubt.

[Brian Green]

Oh, this has got to be Pacino from Scent of a Woman. Yeah, got it. Knew it. Did it. Okay, and let's see here. All right, just. Oh, this is. This is the only. It's one of the only five lines from Pacino that every human being would know. Just when I thought they were, they pulled me back in.

[Chris]

Pacino.

[Brian Green]

Yes. But what movie is it from?

[Chris]

Godfather 2.

[Brian Green]

Godfather 3.

[Chris]

3.

[Brian Green]

3, yes. The worst of the Godfathers.

[Chris]

But it was still good.

[Brian Green]

I thought it was okay. I didn't think it was great. One and two are like, oh, yeah, some of the best. And you know what? It's become, like, a Kurdish Christmas tradition now that AMC plays it for Christmas. I love those movies around Christmas, and I don't know why it's such a terrible movie they love around Christmas, but whatever.

[Chris]

I don't want to get home.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I don't want to get in my own personal and picky weird morality. Okay, go.

[Chris]

I made Ralph you because it makes me feel good.

[Brian Green]

That has got to be Pacino.

[Chris]

It is.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. And is that from. Hold on. Let me see this. Is that from I made real Scarface. He heat. Oh, that is a great movie.

[Chris]

It is.

[Brian Green]

Okay, boys, go clean up that mess.

[Chris]

Pacino?

[Brian Green]

No. And from Throbin hood again. I mean, the makers of the game even find another movie, they were so thin on porn content, they had to start repeating the same movie. That's a cheap shot. What are they doing AI transcripts or something? Okay.

[Chris]

I don't think these cards were shuffled. I'm going to shuffle them real quick.

[Brian Green]

Okay, you shuffle them, Ed. I have it. Check your panties. I'm just gonna go through my sound buttons. What's this? It's a penis card. That means it's time to get.

[Chris]

I didn't. I don't know why. The penis card.

[Brian Green]

This is crazy. There's just a card with a picture of the penis on it.

[Chris]

Another one.

[Brian Green]

Oh, look at that. Porno. What does that mean? What? What does it mean when you get a dick card? Maybe porno. And then there's a gun card.

[Chris]

It says, I definitely did not shuffle these. Looks like.

[Brian Green]

No. Imagine the surprise when I would pull out one of those penises. Wow, there's a lot of penis cards in there. How many penis cards are in there? What kind of game is this? Who's this? Made by Hasbro. Is this a Milton Bradley game? Let me see here. Who made this? Oh, it doesn't even say who made it.

[Chris]

I know. There's no instructions, so I. Oh, no. Here's rules. Oh, I guess I missed these.

[Brian Green]

Let me see. I'll review these rules. Rules. Two to four players. Each player is given a porno and a Pacino answering card. Shuffle the remaining quotation cards and place them face down. Okay, so these are the. Okay. It's like when you go to one of those Brazilian steakhouses and you hold up the green. Either hold up the dick or the gun. One of the two. How to play? There's this. There's two sentences on here. How to play. Choose someone to start on their turn. The player takes the top card and it reads a quote out loud. Answer it. Great.

[Chris]

It's a fantastic game.

[Brian Green]

Wow.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Brian Green]

Somebody made money on you selling you this. Do you realize that? Right.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Brian Green]

Okay. I think we got to keep the cards face down, though. Oh, there you go. Okay. There was Just one that flipped over. Gotcha.

[Chris]

Sometimes I think he's afraid of me.

[Brian Green]

That's porno.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Who's. What's it from?

[Chris]

I like to watch.

[Brian Green]

I like to. Is that another one again? I like to watch porn. Let me Google that. My wife's gonna look for my phone one day and be like, I like to watch porn. He's, like, talking to the computer and I don't watch porn. All right, ready?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

You know you're not supposed to call me on this phone.

[Chris]

Porn.

[Brian Green]

Porn from Debbie Does Dallas.

[Chris]

Oh, a classic.

[Brian Green]

Probably the most famous porn movie ever made.

[Chris]

Probably, yeah.

[Brian Green]

Debbie Does Dallas. That is a classic. You will see a lot of tits. There's not a lot of gratuit. That was, like, the first movie that kind of crossed over into mainstream. The first porn movie. My understanding, from all my research on that particular movie.

[Chris]

Okay, here we go. Were your crimes victimless porn?

[Brian Green]

Yes. And from which porn?

[Chris]

From Barbara Broadcast.

[Brian Green]

Barbara Broadcast. That's got to be a good one. You know, we should do Barbara Broadcast. What we should do is we should. The movie. We should actually break down like an old 70s porn movie. And we'll, you know, we'll flip through the graphic. More graphic parts. Barbara broadcast is from 1977. Oh, geez. I didn't even know they made porn movies for, like. I guess I didn't mean. Yeah. There is zero nudity in that movie. There is zero nudity in that movie. All right, here we go. I forgot you don't say much.

[Chris]

Porn.

[Brian Green]

That is right. From the movie. The movie we all know. Metal Rear Solid. Metal Rear Solid. What?

[Chris]

That's an enticing name, Meadow.

[Brian Green]

Metal Rear Solid. It's kind of weird to say, actually.

[Chris]

Metal Rear Solid.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Okay, let's see here. Let's see if I can find an image here. Oh, yeah. This is a classic 1990s movie where everyone is dressed. It's like a Mad Max movie. With a lot of horns. Yes. With a lot of dick.

[Chris]

Got it.

[Brian Green]

Okay, two more. Let's do two more.

[Chris]

I'm tired of those damn. Lemon stealing whores.

[Brian Green]

Pacino porn. Which porn?

[Chris]

Lemon Stealing Whores.

[Brian Green]

Lemon stealing. Is that. Are we running out of names for porn movies? Lemon stealing Whores. It's not supposed to be so literal. Lemon stealing Whores. Okay, you ready?

[Chris]

Yep.

[Brian Green]

You are in no position to disagree, young lady.

[Chris]

Porn.

[Brian Green]

No. Pacino. Guess what from Scent of a Woman. Scent of a Woman. Lemon Stealing. All right. That was fun for someone. Got $5 out of Chrissy, but good idea. I liked it. 12. 12. Dollars? What? $12?

[Chris]

Well, they took the time to come up with that also.

[Brian Green]

They took the time to come up with it. They had a open AI spit that out for them. And then they just. Just sent it to the printer and said charge $12. They went to a consignment shop. Where'd you find this? Like in a trinket store or something?

[Chris]

Oh, it was a little like a boutique.

[Brian Green]

Oh, boutique thing in Atlanta. Here in Atlanta. Right. Okay. All right. Well, there you go. You got. I don't think we made $12 on this episode, so sorry, can't pay you back. You can't expense that, Chrissy.

[Chris]

Interesting.

[Brian Green]

All right, we'll be back. We'll take a break.

[Chrissy]

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[Chris]

Done.

[Brian Green]

Perfect.

[Chrissy]

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[Brian Green]

Sorry, I was checking on my pause game on Instagram. My pause game is strong on Instagram.

[Chris]

Your pause.

[Brian Green]

Do you know what pause game is?

[Chris]

No.

[Brian Green]

Okay, so wait.

[Chris]

I do have to say just to continue on the porno or Pacino. It does say on the back, it's pretty funny. It says, battle it out with your friends to discover who is a movie buff and who needs to step away from the tissue.

[Brian Green]

That's pretty funny. $12 charge 20. Why not? I think even a movie buff wouldn't know the difference. Those are such generic quotes. They're like random generic quotes. They're not explicit. There's nothing like, you know, I don't know. I get why that. I get why when I saw it.

[Chris]

This is a fun, easy game to play.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, it's a fun, easy game to play when you're super high on some substance at your house.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

I would highly suggest you buy a used copy of this game from the commercial break for $13 plus shipping it Handling pause game is when you're on Instagram and you press pause because there's something quick that you need to see. You know, when you press your thumb and it stops the reel. Well, no. What's that?

[Chris]

Is that how pause.

[Brian Green]

I'm just teaching you. I know you don't know a lot about Instagram, so I'm just trying to bring you up to speed here, but my pause game is on fleek, and I'm telling you right now, it's on fleek. I'm so good at pressing pause to find that little one moment in the, in the thing, it'll be like, watch here or see this or.

[Chris]

I thought you meant pause like P A W. S. Like paw patrol.

[Brian Green]

Like paw patrol.

[Chris]

Thought you were playing some new game.

[Brian Green]

Some new game with what little ball, chopped off blue arms who might playing.

[Chris]

With Triumph the Insult on there all the time?

[Brian Green]

I'm not playing with my dog's paws. She'll never know it's me looking at this porn. If I press pause with the pause, I'm gonna press pause with the paws to keep myself out of it. I take my dog's paws wherever I go. When I'm fingerprint scanning paw, that's how I open my phone. And when it came time to set up my fingerprint scan, I, I, I did it with Blue's paw. Come here, Blue. I want to look at some. I better not say that. She'll come charging in here and bark at us. Now my pause game is like, you know, I'm pausing stuff on, on the Internet, and that's the pause game. And so your pause game has got to be strong. This mainly has to do with nipple slips, I think, is what really the pause game is for. It's like, you know, some title fallout. Real quick. You pause for one second to see it. That's the kind of games I'm playing on my phone. I don't know what you're playing.

[Chrissy]

Got it.

[Chris]

I don't know what you're playing on your phone.

[Brian Green]

Oh, well, don't be wholesome. It's a commercial break. I wanted to mention that I watched the 30 for 30 OJ special that is now playing on Netflix. Now, I'm assuming this is also played on ESPN and that they've just. You know what else I saw is on Netflix? Sex in the City. Yeah, here's the thing. I have no interest in Sex in the City, but what's so strange is that HBO owns Sex in the City, but you can watch it only on Netflix. Isn't that strange? Like, shouldn't it just be on hbo? I don't get it. I don't get what's going on over there.

[Chris]

They're switching, swapping. It's a big orgy.

[Brian Green]

Well, yeah, I know. Well, they're all trying to make their money back because they're losing their fucking shirts. And like, Disney owns ESPN and why wouldn't we have the 30 for 30 on ESPN? But I watched that 10, almost 10 hours, I think eight and a half, something like that. Our documentary in four parts, five parts about O.J. simpson's life, and it was highly fascinating. You know, OJ just died. He passed away. We all have our feelings about O.J. simpson. I think most of us, I assume most of us assume that OJ had something to do with the murder of his ex wife and Ron Goldman.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

But he was proven innocent in a court of law. And that's, that's America. That's the country that we live in. And those are the rules that we live by. If you're proven innocent, you are innocent. Because no one ever said so. Even though he then wrote a book or, you know, Ghost wrote a book called I if I Did It.

[Chris]

Yeah, but he lost the civil suit.

[Brian Green]

He lost the civil suit and at that time, a huge amount of money, which was like $33 million, I think is what it was. And then he got sentenced to 33 years in jail for kidnapping and armed robbery in an incident that went down in Las Vegas that is described in the documentary as a rather innocuous event. Like someone went in with a gun and there was some, you know, pushing and shoving. But O.J. says he thought his personal effects were inside of this hotel room, like his.

[Chris]

Purple, his trophy or something was trophies.

[Brian Green]

And old autographs and pictures that he had in a storage unit that he said someone stole from him. And they were in, they were trying to be offloaded from this hotel room. OJ's people got a wind of it, and OJ went in with some ruffians and decided to rough these people up. But they didn't really rough them up. They kind of, you know, there's a little pushing and shoving and yes, there was a gun involved, but. But all the people who involved it. I know, I know, I. I know, I know I sound stupid saying that, yeah, there was a gun involved and yeah, you got to people pointing guns.

[Chris]

At each other and there was a gun involved, but it wasn't that bad.

[Brian Green]

It wasn't that bad. What I, I try to apologize for OJ's misbehavior. God, here's what I'm saying.

[Chris]

With his ran.

[Brian Green]

Yes, I'm sure if you were those rapscallions out there with those loaded guns, upsetting people's sensibilities. Here's what I'm trying to say. Anybody else?

[Chris]

Can you be. Can you be a ruffian? Deck.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. You can't be a ruffian. $6,000. Go to tcbpodcast.com a ruffian. You could be a ruffian. A certified ruffian.

[Chris]

Somebody who roughs people up.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God. I know. It sounds so stupid when I think back why I said that, but here's what I'm trying to say. Anybody else had been been accused and convicted of that crime on a first offense, which was OJ's first technical offense. Right. Besides all that women beating he did when Nicole was alive, they wouldn't have gone to jail for 33 years. They wouldn't have gotten sentenced to 33 years. She may. They may have done a couple years maybe, but he ended up getting out early, and then he died of prostate cancer very recently. But I watched that show, and it really puts so many things in perspective. You know, I think I was just a young teenager when all of this was going down. The O.J. simpson, the murders. But everyone was glued to their television because every minute of it was broadcast on television before we had a million.

[Chris]

Channels and streaming channels, too.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, that's right. You know, when the basic cable had.

[Chris]

60 channels, Internet really hadn't taken off.

[Brian Green]

Not really. Yeah, I think it was around, but I think. Yeah, it was just not many people using it. Yeah, that's right. And so to relive all of that, interspersed with this commentary on the way that OJ grew up in the projects in south. In San Francisco and how he was courted by USC and how he just became a part of this very wealthy aristocrat, mainly white society. And he really loved it. Right. He was all about it. And he just. That's where he lived. He lived in the upper echelons, and he didn't want to come back down. He wanted celebrity. He was a celebrity, and he. He constantly needed the. The attention, and he loved to live the good life. And then things went south after the murders of Nicole and Ron and how.

[Chris]

Well, the good life included lots of cocaine and.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lots of drugs and alcohol and a lot of incidents. Anger, physically hurting Nicole, some of which were never even technically reported because even the police didn't want to upset og.

[Chris]

Exactly.

[Brian Green]

In this prestigious neighborhood that he lived in. And I say all this to say that it is a very interesting take on race relations in America at the O.J. simpson murder trial in general. But then how the judge in the kidnapping and armed robbery case in Las Vegas really threw the book at him, supposedly as payback for being acquitted of the murders. Or that's what some people's take on it is. Right. This includes commentary from the original prosecutors, Marcia Clark, and not Chris Darden. He's not in it, even though he was kind of the lead prosecutor in that and a lot of other people who were intimately involved with that case and that situation. And when went down on both sides of the table, people who believed he was innocent, people believed that he was guilty. And if you have the time to watch it or re watch it if you haven't, I highly suggest you do that, Chrissy, because it's a very fascinating look.

[Chris]

Yeah, I saw it on Netflix and I thought, I've seen so many different stories about OJ and so many different things.

[Brian Green]

I think this one has been done better than it is.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Including the FX1American Crime Story. That was a brilliant. I thought, you know, seven episodes of television. But this takes the cake. It's. It really is a very well rounded documentary and I do suggest you watch it because I think it's very prescient for today and I hope that, you know, some of our listeners will go and, and watch it. I'll leave the commentary up to your own brain because I talk enough on this show as it is, and I don't want to. I don't want to be responsible for what goes on in your brain more than I already am. Porno, Porno Pacino. Porno. Pacino Porno. Panties, panties, penises. Throbbing Hood. Throbbing Hood is my favorite. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna go watch it.

[Chris]

Yeah, I'm gonna show you a little clip. It looked like there was a guy dressed up as Robin Hood.

[Brian Green]

Girl from behind on a tree. That's how I remember Robin Hood, the Kevin Costner movie.

[Chris]

I forgot he did that.

[Brian Green]

Oh, what a terrible movie. Morgan Freeman, Kevin Costner. And what was that soundtrack from? Brian. What's his name?

[Chris]

You know, Eno.

[Brian Green]

No, not Brian. Eno.

[Chris]

Oh, Brian Adams.

[Brian Green]

I would die.

[Chris]

Brian Adam.

[Brian Green]

I would live for you. I go fine for you. Do anything I do, I do it for you. All right. Okay, back with the good music. All right, here's the thing. Merch Drop soon shows. Live shows coming in the fall and the winter. If you want to attend one, please let us know. It doesn't matter where you are, just let us know. Say, I'd love to go see a TCB live show or no, hell no. I'll never pay a dime. Yes, let us know also come on the show. Please do. We'd love to have have you. 212-433-3TCB 212-433-3822 dial us up, text us. Let us know you want to come on the show. Let us know what you want to talk about. We'll get in touch with you. Someone here will get in touch with you and tell you how to be on the show during recording hours with Chrissy and I. Because news flash, this ain't live. Just in case you're one. Just in case you couldn't tell by the 12 year old stories that we tell on the show. Also we want you to go to tcbpodcast.com all the audio, all the video, all the show notes, all the links to our guests promos. All that stuff is at the website. On the website you can also get your free TCB bumper sticker. Hit the contact us button, drop down menu. I want my free sticker. Give us your address and we'll send it away. Don't you worry my fine feathered friends. We'll get it to you. DCB podcast on on Tick Tock the commercial at the commercial break on Instagram and YouTube.com the commercial break. Go watch dinner with the parents. Check out Henry and Daniel, our guests on the TCB Informer show this week. We certainly would appreciate it. Okay Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.

[Chris]

I think so.

[Brian Green]

But I'll tell you that I love you.

[Chris]

I love you.

[Brian Green]

I'll say best to you. Best you out there in the podcast, porno and Pacino industry. Until now. Next time. Chrissy and I always say, we do say and we must say goodbye. I.