Hit 'Em With The Helicopter

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Commercial Break – Episode: "Hit 'Em With The Helicopter"

Release Date: January 9, 2025
Hosts: Bryan Green and Kristen Joy Hoadley
Podcast: The Commercial Break by Commercial Break LLC

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Introduction

In the episode titled "Hit 'Em With The Helicopter," co-hosts Bryan Green and Kristen Joy Hoadley delve into a blend of pop culture commentary, humorous banter, and an in-depth review of the provocative dating show "Naked Attraction." Skipping past the initial sponsorship segments, the hosts jump straight into engaging discussions that showcase their unique blend of improv-comedy and candid interviews.

Celebrating Keanu Reeves and Celebrity Relationships

The episode kicks off with Bryan expressing his admiration for Keanu Reeves, highlighting the actor's enduring appeal and seemingly ageless appearance. Bryan remarks, "Can I say that I am very proud of Keanu Reeves? It seems Keanu Reeves can do no wrong." (04:06)

The conversation shifts to Keanu's personal life, particularly his relationship with an age-appropriate girlfriend. Bryan contrasts Keanu's stable relationship with other celebrities like Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon, who are known for dating significantly younger women. He laments, "How is Keanu Reeves getting an age-appropriate girlfriend? It's unbelievable." (07:35)

Bryan also touches on Matt Damon's infamous decision to turn down a role in "Avatar," suggesting that sometimes passing on major roles can inadvertently lead to iconic success elsewhere. Kristen adds her support, noting Matt Damon's successful "Jason Bourne" series despite his role selection choices.

Transition to "Naked Attraction"

Shifting gears, the hosts introduce their main segment: a review of the British dating show "Naked Attraction." Bryan introduces the show with enthusiasm, stating, "Naked Attraction is exactly what it sounds like. One contestant... they have to decide based only on the genitalia." (21:00)

"Naked Attraction" Analysis and Hosts' Reactions

Bryan and Kristen watch an episode of "Naked Attraction," providing live commentary and humorously critiquing the contestants' physiques and the show's unique format. Their reactions range from astonishment to playful mockery, as they navigate the show's explicit content.

Notable Moments:

• Discussion on Circumcision: Bryan muses about the appearance of penises on the show, questioning, "A lot of them seem discolored... it's so weird and ugly." (42:14)
• Tattoo Critiques: The hosts joke about contestants' tattoos, with Bryan commenting on a reindeer tattoo, "Why would you get a reindeer tattooed on your chest?" (48:53)
• Helicopter Feature: The segment where contestants "helicopter" their penises elicits laughs and bewilderment from the hosts. Bryan exclaims, "Some are doing it better than others." (45:08)
• Final Selection: The process of narrowing down contestants leads to humorous banter about preferences and the absurdity of the selection criteria. Kristen summarizes the choice, "Charlie, thank you very much indeed. Goodbye." (65:35)

Throughout the segment, Bryan and Kristen maintain a lighthearted and comedic tone, making sharp observations about societal standards of beauty and the nature of reality dating shows.

Conclusion

Wrapping up the episode, Bryan reflects on the intense and often ridiculous nature of shows like "Naked Attraction," while also touching upon the superficial aspects of modern dating. Kristen and Bryan encourage listeners to engage with their content across various platforms, celebrating reaching 5,000 followers and inviting audience participation.

Final Thoughts: Bryan humorously concludes, "Now I'm wondering. Circumcised or uncircumcised? I bet he's uncircumcised." (70:09)
Kristen and Bryan sign off with their signature blend of humor and camaraderie, leaving listeners entertained and eager for the next episode.

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Notable Quotes:

• Bryan Green:

  • "Keanu seems like one of the good humans." (04:07)
  • "Matt Damon's decision to turn down 'Avatar'... remains one of the more infamous casting what-ifs." (12:16)
  • "Naked Attraction is exactly what it sounds like." (21:00)
  • "These are ugly. I'm sorry, I just gotta say this out loud." (42:56)

• Kristen Joy Hoadley:

  • "In a time where your online profile defines who, how, and where you date, we strip away the likes and the swipes." (28:06)
  • "You're a woman. Okay. Fantastic." (65:06)
  • "Most women will choose flab over abs." (49:30)

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Key Takeaways

• Celebrities and Age: The hosts explore the dynamics of age-appropriate relationships in Hollywood, using Keanu Reeves as a benchmark against other actors.
• Impact of Role Choices: Decisions like Matt Damon's role rejection in "Avatar" can have unforeseen positive outcomes.
• Reality TV Critique: Through their review of "Naked Attraction," Bryan and Kristen offer a satirical take on the extremes of reality dating shows and societal beauty standards.
• Engaging Humor: The episode is filled with witty remarks and humorous insights, making complex topics approachable and entertaining.

This episode of "The Commercial Break" shines with its blend of humor, pop culture analysis, and candid discussions, offering listeners both laughs and thoughtful commentary on the quirks of modern entertainment and celebrity life.

Transcript

[Brian Green]

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[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

A bottle.

[Brian Green]

Right.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

For the dry January.

[Brian Green]

Thank you so much. On this episode of the commercial break. That is fascinating. It really is fascinating. And like we mentioned yesterday, there is there. These are not supermodels around the show. Obviously there are some good looking human beings on there, but by and large, this is like a just a. These are regular people. A jeweler, a jeweler, a chef, your neighbor, the girl at the gas station, that guy with a small penis. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. I get asked, oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the voice of reason in the room, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.

[Christina]

Bestie. Right.

[Brian Green]

Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Can I say that I am very proud of Keanu Reeves? It seems Keanu Reeves can do no wrong. And he's honestly maybe one of the few good humans left on this earth. And that includes me. Like, I'm not one of the good humans on earth. I'm saying of all the humans on earth, Keanu seems like one of the good humans.

[Christina]

He does.

[Brian Green]

He's constantly doing the right thing. He's constantly taking care of those around him, stopping and taking pictures and giving, you know, showing up at charity events and giving the children what they want. And he just seems like a really good dude. Like a guy who Cracked the Matrix, honestly went into the Matrix, came out, understands how to do it, how to be a good human being, how to do the right thing in most circumstances, how to say the right things, how to be honest and organic in almost every situation.

[Christina]

He had an excellent adventure.

[Brian Green]

He had an excellent adventure. I mean, if you. All the actors, if you would have gone back to 1988 and all the actors, you could have said they're gonna end up being one of the most famous, well loved, well known actors ever in the history of cinema. Keanu Reeves would be the last person you would have picked. Bill and Ted's excellent adventure was the worst acting in the history of cinema. Maybe not the worst, but pretty close to the worst acting in the history of cinema. Even though we all loved the movie.

[E]

Oh yeah.

[Brian Green]

At the time, it did age well. And as an adult, you can clearly see how ridiculous that movie is and how terrible those two are at acting. Keanu Reeves does like it was. I just would have never imagined that he would be the guy we all love and adore. I mean, he's lovable even in Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, but he's. I just wouldn't have imagined him being this guy that he. This man that he's turned into that. He's quite amazing in every way.

[Christina]

It seems like it.

[Brian Green]

I don't read a bad fucking thing about the guy. I know he's always out there kissing the. Shaking hands and kissing babies, making love to the camera. Looking good, acting. Well, what happened? How do we get whatever Keanu has And man, that skin. Can we talk about that skin? Amazing. He's beautiful. He's a beautiful man. I love him. I have a man crush on Keanu Reeves.

[Jana]

Join the club. We all love Keanu.

[Brian Green]

Yes, she's gay pan and she loves Keanu. Ga pan. Yeah, Ga pan. She's gay pan. Christina's gay pan and she loves. See, she only loves people for the right reasons.

[Jana]

Jana's my perfect little prince. Yes, he's my little prince.

[Brian Green]

I love him. She would go straight for can.

[Jana]

You're damn right I would.

[Brian Green]

Hey, listen, I would hit you over the head with a pan with a gapan if you said you weren't. All right, so let me explain why this has been solidified in my mind forever and ever. For the first time that I can remember, I saw a picture of Keanu with his girlfriend.

[Christina]

Uh huh.

[Brian Green]

And his girlfriend is age appropriate.

[Christina]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Green]

How is this even possible?

[Christina]

I've been with her for a long time.

[Brian Green]

How is this possible? How did Keanu Reeves get an age appropriate girlfriend. It's unbelievable to me. Are they married?

[Christina]

I think they.

[Brian Green]

I think it said girlfriend, but I could be wrong.

[Christina]

I thought that maybe they got married, but they were to get. They've been together for a long time.

[Brian Green]

Oh, have they? This is the first picture I've ever seen of Keanu and his girlfriend. They were on a red carpet somewhere and she is perfect. Perfectly age appropriate. He's in his 50s. She's in her 50s. It. They look lovely together. She's a beautiful woman.

[Jana]

He's 60.

[Brian Green]

He's 60.

[Jana]

He's sixty and he. I don't think he's married.

[Brian Green]

Fuck you, Keanu. You're 60 and you look like that. God damn. Not a bit of. I mean, maybe a little Botox here and there, but there can't be a bit of plastic surgery on that guy. He just looks great. He looks great. And his girlfriend is beautiful and she's in her 50s. Got to be in her 51, I think. 51. Perfectly age appropriate.

[Jana]

She's an artist.

[Christina]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brian Green]

She's got gray hair.

[Jana]

Alexandra Grant.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, Alexander Grant. Wow. Wow. I mean, if you molded someone in a PR machine, I mean, nine years age appropriate, but nine years at 60 is perfect. I think that's perfectly 60.

[Jana]

It's fine. At 20, it's not.

[Brian Green]

Yet Bezos is dating someone who's like 32 and he's 76 years. I mean, just let's not get into that. Yeah. Let's not even get into the. The disparity in age between most Hollywood actors and their girlfriends. Look at Leonardo DiCaprio. As soon as they turn 26 years old, they're out the door.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

He changes girlfriends like I change toilet paper rolls. I mean, the guy. And no knock against Leonardo. Like, I don't think he's doing anything illegal.

[Christina]

No.

[Brian Green]

And that's just the way he rolls. He seems to have a type. And the type is young models. Right. That's it. And they don't seem to be complaining. You don't ever hear these ladies coming out and saying he was abusive or anything like that. But it's clear that Leonardo is a Coxman. He's like a Warren Beatty of our time. He's just dating young, beautiful women all the time. To see the. Keanu Reeves is dating someone in their 50s when he's 60. And so incredibly good looking, so incredibly handsome, so incredibly rich. Just so well put together. Makes me believe that Keanu actually is a good person. Substance for the right reasons. The substance that's the substance that I want. That's the guy that I want.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

I mean, what else can we say about. I mean, what's your favorite Keanu Reeves role?

[Christina]

Oh, I mean, you gotta love the Matrix. I love Point Break too.

[Brian Green]

Point Break's pretty good. Point Break is pretty good. Point Break is the break, in my opinion, for Keanu. It's like where he went from kind of jokey, goofy, yuck it up, slapstick kind of comedian to okay, he can maybe take on a semi serious role, but the Matrix clearly makes him a star. Do you know who was supposed to play the guy in the Matrix? Who? Neo. Do you know? Take a guess.

[Christina]

Was it like another actor of that time?

[Brian Green]

Will Smith.

[Christina]

Will Smith.

[Brian Green]

Will Smith was. Was originally intended for the role of Neo in the movies the Matri Happens. He did not. Something about. He did not feel like he wanted to work. He didn't want to do that like on a Neo science fiction or something like that.

[Christina]

Okay. He was also doing a million other show or movies at that point.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, he was. So he turned down the roles. I'm sure that he's kicking himself in the Pauls that he didn't take on those roles. But you couldn't see anybody else in the role.

[Christina]

No, not now.

[Brian Green]

I mean, that kind of dumb, Gashaw, awestruck seriousness about Keanu Reeves.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

And the way that he took on the role physically, it just makes it so impressive in every way that I just don't imagine anybody else was in that role. I mean, that's got to be the hard part about being a really well known actor or actress in Hollywood. You get offered all of these parts and then you have to turn some down or you don't get some. It doesn't work out for whatever reason. You know, it's not working on your timeline. And then you see somebody else who embodies the role and makes an iconic movie out of it. That's got to make you feel in some way not, I don't know about jealous, but some kind of disappointment's got to run through your head.

[Christina]

I miss out on.

[Brian Green]

What did I miss out on? I think it was Matt Damon. I believe Matt Damon was off, if I'm not mistaken, was offered the role in the Avatar movies and he turned it down. But that he had been offered not only the Avatar movies, but he had been offered of the gross of the movie. And Matt Damon has said before, you will never meet an actor who has turned down more money than I have. I mean, can you check that? If it's Matt Damon turn down which.

[Jana]

Role he would have made $250 million by accepting a role in Avatar.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God.

[Jana]

Couldn't betray his Jason Bourne family.

[Christina]

Oh, yeah, he was in all those.

[Jana]

Hold up, hold up.

[Brian Green]

But he couldn't leave Jason Bourne. Yeah. Read this a little bit.

[Jana]

Okay. Matt Damon's decision to turn down James Cameron's 2009 space epic Avatar, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, remains one of the more infamous casting what ifs of recent blockbuster history. He turned down the film despite an offer that included receiving 10% of the box office back end, which would have meant a $250 million payday for him.

[Brian Green]

Holy shit. Holy shit.

[Christina]

I think he's doing okay, though.

[Brian Green]

No, I mean, Matt Damon's not hurting. I think for those Bourne movies, He probably made $250 million. Those. So good. That's another one where you and I know there are. There are other actors who have been in the Bourne series. Like that guy who got chopped up by the snowplow. What was his name? Jeremy Renner.

[Christina]

Jeremy Renner.

[Brian Green]

Jeremy Renner took a turn in the Bourne movies, but I don't think he was. J. Was. You know, he wasn't Jason Bourne. He was like another, like, offshoot of the Bourne Identity. All right, we're back from a break. My daughter had to prance in here and do a little twirl for us. I think Jeremy Renner played an offshoot of one of the Bourne Identities. But largely, I think Matt Damon is known as the Bourne guy. And he is. So that's another one of those iconic movie roles. Right. Don't imagine anybody else. And that's another guy. You would say, how is Matt Damon going to be, like a super action star? But he ended up being a super action star. The reason why those two movies are so intensely good. Matrix and the Bourne Identities is the way that they filmed fight scenes were completely revolutionary. And I think to anybody, even people who don't like action films, it's so pleasing. Now I say pleasing, but it's so. It's eye candy to watch the way. Yeah, it's so intense. When I watched the first Bourne movie, I had never seen anything like it. I was like, wow, that's insane.

[Christina]

They are really good.

[Brian Green]

Speaking of the way they fight film scenes, whatever happened, they film fight scenes. The way they film fight scenes. Whatever happened to the. The guy who was. Do you remember the dude who was in the Will Smith movies, the Chinese guy who would. Jackie Chan. What happened to Jackie Chan? Did he, like, age out of the Movies.

[Christina]

I think he's still around, but maybe he just made enough money. Christina's gonna.

[Brian Green]

He's probably straight to DVD at this point, I would imagine. How old is Jackie Chan?

[Jana]

He's 70.

[Brian Green]

Oh, well, then that answers that question. You can't do that shit for too long. Yeah. Was the last in big movie. He was in Rush Hour.

[Jana]

Right on in 2023.

[Brian Green]

Well, right on in 2023, he was in an actual. Hang on.

[Jana]

Karate K Legends 2025.

[Brian Green]

Oh, okay.

[Christina]

Oh, we all saw another Karate.

[Jana]

Still moving and grooving.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, we all saw Karate Kid Legends. Still moving and grooving. Yeah, that's. Anyway, I, I just. Right back to Keanu Reeves. I mean, I have to say, Keanu Reeves is.

[Christina]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

You're such a stud. And I'm. I would have that guy on this show. It would be the honor of my lifetime to sit and talk to Keanu Reeves. But because he is a good guy, he's never going to come on the commercial break. I think this is true. Yeah. He must have a fantastic PR firm agent that really guides him in the right ways because you don't see him on these weird, you know, offshoot podcast. You don't catch Keanu Reeves on Theo Vaughn. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Speaking of Theo Vaughn drama drop on the Brianna Chicken Fry situation.

[Christina]

She wore a revenge dress on the golden to the Golden Globes.

[Brian Green]

Oh, she did.

[Christina]

And I do have to say, why.

[Brian Green]

Is Brianna Chicken Fry at the.

[Christina]

I don't know, but she was with her host guy.

[Brian Green]

She. Oh, what's his name? No, no, no, no. The guy. Now I can't remember. The guy who owns Barstool Sports. What's his name?

[Jana]

Dave Portnoy.

[Brian Green]

Dave Portnoy. Was she with Dave Portnoy? Is that who she was with?

[Christina]

I think she was with somebody else. That's her. I don't know. She was with somebody else, I think.

[Jana]

But she puts on a busty display.

[Christina]

That's what her rip. That was the revenge dress.

[Brian Green]

Okay, so do you remember when I told you that Brianna Chicken Fry and the co host of her. Of her podcast, is that Dave? No. Well, it is now that she's on Barstool Sports podcast. But then she had another podcast, Brianna Chicken Fry and whatever her name. I was so into this for a minute and then I decided you had enough. And then I decided I had enough Chicken Fry. I was kind of like, well, all right, there's enough chicken fry. So Brianna and her and her co host of that very popular podcast, they split up the co host went and announced that she was going to then be on the Call Her Daddy Network, her own podcast. And then she showed up on Theo Vaughn and made mention of why the two of them had split up. I don't know about why, but what she said was, we're going through a rough spot. And I would imagine that as best friends, everybody goes through a rough spot and someday we'll make up. She took a very politician's view toward this whole situation. So I think that we can officially say, at least for right now, that the Chicken Fry drama may not yield any more drama drops anytime soon. And we'll have to wonder just how long the Chicken Fry Persona stays in the lexicon. Have you, Christina, have you heard the new podcast?

[Jana]

No, no, sorry.

[Brian Green]

Well, once again, the commercial break is the place to find all the hip information. We don't even know her name. Sorry, what was her name? Grace. Grace. Grace. Brianna and Grace. That's right. And so. But I mean, I wish all the best to Grace. I hope that that podcast does really well for. I can't imagine that you get on the Call Her Daddy Network and your podcast doesn't do well. Yeah, yeah, she's.

[Jana]

Now I'm just Googling Grace. Grace O'Malley.

[Brian Green]

Barstool Grace O'Malley on Barstool Sports. She left Bar stool. She left the Brianna Chicken Fry podcast that she had. They were best friends since childhood. They split up and now she's on Theo Vaughn doing kind of the publicity tour, I would imagine is what's going on. And she's not saying much about why the split up, but she is saying, you know, hey, listen, I believe that we'll. We'll smooth it all over. And that's true. Like, listen, friends, family member, we all get into little tussles and disagreements when it's so very public. It's got to be hard. It's got to sting. It's got to be tough to wake up every morning and read about yourself in every trade, you know, every fucking pop star pop rag that there is that you and Chicken Fry are in some. And I would imagine that a lot of these tabloids put words in your mouth also. They say things that aren't true. Friends of friends, that's. Listen, I had my little taste of fame with the Venezuelan democracy drop thing, and there are no tabloids at all that are looking for me. But I do have to say this is that instantaneously, like when you get a thousand comments on a reel, people start making assumptions real quick about who you are based on 30 seconds that they see. I can only imagine what it's like to have that times a million. And then your friends want to sell your information. That's got to be the part that becomes really isolating when you get famous. So true is that now you know who to trust. You don't know who to trust. Your friends want to talk shit. They want to sell it to a trade rag. They have pictures of you in their phone that they want to give to, you know, certain magazines for money. And, you know, let's be real about it. Like, if I was famous and you were famous, and then someone came to one of our friends and said, I'll give you $100,000 for photos from the birthday party a couple weeks ago, that would be really hard to turn down, wouldn't it?

[Christina]

Yeah, there's probably a lot of incriminating stuff.

[Brian Green]

If tabloids were looking to pay anybody for pictures of me, I'm just gonna say it right now. Do not be surprised about what may come out of Brian and gray. It's gonna be a shit show. Chrissy cook's naked, for God's sakes.

[Christina]

There's gonna be back from our clear channel days.

[Brian Green]

Thank God. Thank God. Blackberries were all the rage and really bad at taking photographs, if they did at all. Thank God. Thank God. The iPhone was, like, relatively new. Not a lot of people. You kind of had to be rich to have an iPhone, so not a lot of people had iPhones. Taking pictures with your phone was a chore. It was a big project, and only. And it was in, like, you know, four pixels, so, you know, it was all blurry. You couldn't see anything. But if there were pictures. If there are pictures from Chrissy and I's clear channel days that we are not aware of right now, I certainly give anybody permission to sell them. God bless you. They're yours. But I'm letting the audience know ahead of time, and I'm putting this on celluloid on the rss feed forever and ever to live. Do not be surprised about any piece of information that comes out about me. It's probably true. And my penis is small, so those two things you should know right out the gate. All right. Okay.

[Christina]

I'm just.

[Brian Green]

I'm gonna say it before I spray it. There you go. All right. Speaking of Brian's penis.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

We talked yesterday about naked attraction, the show that has taken the world by. The dating show that took the world by storm during the pandemic when Max decided they were going to put it on their platform. This is a show that comes out of the BBC. The BBC or Channel 4 or something out there and over there in the UK. And it is a show, that show that really takes the idea of eye candy to, you know, kind of dating someone for what they look like to the next level as they show. It's a blind date show where they move the screen from your feet to your head one inch at a time. Showing, revealing, revealing.

[Christina]

Well, it's just the legs and then it goes.

[Brian Green]

It's the kneecaps, it's the penis, it's the tits.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Yes. And it shows everything in high definition, 4K glory. Unlike, unlike those BlackBerry pictures. It's going to show everything in 4K and Chrissy and I are going to look at some penises when we get back.

[Jana]

If you were wondering, obviously you were. Yes, we did finally surpass 5,000 followers. But now here we are, thirsty for more.

[E]

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[Jana]

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[Brian Green]

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[Christina]

From here, I believe it.

[Brian Green]

I can feel it. We're going to ride that Venezuelan wave to infamy. All right, so yesterday we were talking about the show Naked Attraction. I mentioned that I really would like to review another one of those episodes. I managed to find one on YouTube, so we'll take a look at it. There's no other explanation. I don't need to give you any other explanation except for this. Naked Attraction is exactly what it sounds like. One contestant. Male, female, sometimes it's gay, straight, trans. They come out and they stand in the middle of five boxes. Those boxes are screens, like light boxes. And they will slowly pull up the screen on that light box, revealing a naked person behind it and the person in the middle. The person who's looking for a blind date needs to decide based only on the genitalia.

[Christina]

Yeah, they go straight up to the pelvis.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. They go straight up to the goods. And so let's take. Let's take a look.

[Christina]

Along with a very entertaining host.

[Brian Green]

Oh, the host is lovely. I love her. She's great.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

In a time where your online profile defines who, how, and where you date, we strip away the likes and the swipes, leaving only the un.

[Brian Green]

Only the penises to be seen. Imagine if Tinder just had pictures of penises up there. Imagine if you had to swipe right or left based on a look of a penis. No one would ever date anybody. The birth rate in this country would go down.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

We have a more instinctive way to find love.

[Brian Green]

But do you. But do you really?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Can picking a partner based solely on natural beauty trousers.

[Brian Green]

Okay.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Help you find the one? Well, this is the first time I have seen a vagina.

[E]

Yeehaw.

[Brian Green]

Whoa. Okay, that's a Reveal. Right there.

[Jana]

I've seen that episode.

[Brian Green]

Have you seen that episode?

[Jana]

It was weird. I was like, well, I'm not surprised.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

This is the first time you've seen a vagina. Sir, we like to start where a good date ends.

[Brian Green]

Time to see some poo poo. Time to see some poo poo. Okay, that is.

[Christina]

Is that what you're calling poon?

[Brian Green]

Poon maybe. He said. You know the worst word I've heard from for vagina is in that show the In Betweeners, when they call it clunge. Clunge.

[Christina]

I've never heard that before.

[Brian Green]

That's the most disgusting word for a vagina I've ever heard.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Tonight, here we go. A window cleaner and a jeweler let it all hang out for their potential soulmate.

[Brian Green]

I'm sorry, there's just. How do you go to a male strip club and just watch a wiener wangling around? It seems so strange to me. There's something so inherently beautiful about a woman's. Oh, look at that. I just stopped right perfect at the right place. A guy holding his cock.

[Jana]

I just need to point out for everyone, just so you guys know, the screen is really close to my face. I just need to report this to H.R.

[Brian Green]

Good luck with that. There is no H.R. here, Astrid. Oh, Brian's putting the pause button to use. Look at that.

[Christina]

Oh, God.

[Brian Green]

What is that?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Lick the lizard?

[Brian Green]

Well, I'm looking for the dick that I want to suck for the first time. I want to point out. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, let me find a time where I can pause. It does not include a penis. All right, there we go. I just want to point out that the female body, in my opinion, is so inherently beautiful. It's just lovely and delicious. I know. That's my personal preference. But the male body, it seems like the penis is just an afterthought in some ways. You know what I'm saying? Like an extra piece of skin that no one knew what to do with. You just throw it on there. It's so weird and ugly. Oh, I had 17. I've only got six now.

[E]

I've never had a tit wank before.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

We know. It's what's on the inside that counts. He can make his move. Oh, my God. But you've got to like what's on the outside first. Don't want a full sex on legs.

[Brian Green]

They're bangers, aren't they?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

So you're the queen of the blowjob. Blimey. It's time to try dating in reverse. This is naked Attraction.

[Brian Green]

Did anyone ever stop to think if this was really a good idea? Like if this really was a good idea?

[Christina]

Obviously they're on season seven.

[Brian Green]

Well, they're on. The ratings must be through the roof.

[Christina]

Why is it so outrageous?

[Brian Green]

It's. It's like a train wreck. You can't stop watching. You know that what you're seeing just shouldn't be on television, but it is. And so it's fat. It's fascinating. It really is fascinating. And like we mentioned yesterday in the show, there is there. These are not supermodels around the show. Obviously there are some good looking human beings on there, but by and large, this is like a. Just a. These are regular people. A jeweler, a jeweler, a chef, your neighbor, the girl at the gas station, that guy with a small penis.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Welcome to Naked Attraction, the show where we like to do it with the lights on. Inside each of these six pods, I've lined up a naked singleton. Only one of them will be picked up on a date. But who's doing the choosing by the.

[Brian Green]

Wait, who is the host? Is she like some kind of sexologist or something? Is she a body expert? She seems to talk in a way where she understands what's going on with the body. And when does the host get naked? Has the host ever been naked? Anna Richardson? Is that her name?

[Christina]

She's like, hell, no, I'm not doing naked.

[Jana]

Doesn't seem like there's much on her. Oh, she. Hold up. Someone has been replaced at some point in time. Oh, no, this is her, though.

[Brian Green]

Okay, that's her.

[Jana]

She's just done a lot of hosting. She did a sex education show.

[Brian Green]

Oh, okay. And you know that back over in Europe they have done some sex education shows which we have also talked about here on the show, which we. And which I have also watched. Like, they did one in Denmark. They did one. I can't remember, maybe in Canada. In Australia, they have done some sex education shows geared toward teenagers that are incredibly graphic, that show actual penetration, how it's supposed to work, how you do it, in an effort. How to put on a condom, how to use a condom in action, in an effort to educate the public. Here in the United States, you go to church and, you know, they pretend like sex doesn't happen between anybody but two married people. It's kind of crazy, but I think they're taking the right approach over there.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Because the only. Yeah, the only way you're gonna do it is just like the. The only right way to teach someone about sex. To teach a young person about sex, in my opinion, is to tell them the good, the bad and the ugly and to show them that sex is not a porn movie. Although I like to think sex is a porn movie. I am physically unable to hold Astrid up against a shower wall for 30 to 40 minutes. I'm physically unable to do anything for 30 to 40 minutes.

[E]

I'M Jessica, I'm 28 years old and I'm from Surrey.

[Brian Green]

She's a child education specialist on naked.

[Christina]

Why not get in front of a national or worldwide audience in America?

[Brian Green]

You're fired. She's cancele instantly. In England it's just celebrated.

[E]

I love life is a total shambles. I've been on about 50 dates and all of them, quite frankly, were a disaster. I've been lied to, I've been catfished, I've been ghosted, I've been cheated on.

[Christina]

Yeah, you're not getting catfished on this one.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, no, there's no catfishing going on here. You're going to figure it out real quick.

[E]

I'm the girl on the sofa with a glass of red wine singing all by myself.

[Christina]

That's from Bridget Jones.

[Brian Green]

Is that from Bridget Jones?

[Christina]

Yeah.

[E]

And I'm the real life Bridget Jones.

[Brian Green]

Oh, look at you, Chrissy.

[E]

I love some of my favorites.

[Brian Green]

You know your lonely single women movie?

[E]

A pair of buns in the oven. Would be nice to find a man that can beat the butter. My friends and my sister would love me to meet someone.

[Brian Green]

Do you friend your sister also think it was a fantastic idea to have you go show your your clunge?

[Christina]

No.

[E]

Oh, here we go. I like a little bit of a purrs. I might have a little bit of a gawk. This little face isn't so innocent. I want to meet a man naked.

[Brian Green]

Can I. Can I just share? Just like when you call the doctor's office and every single one of those messages says our options have recently changed. Everyone says the same thing when it comes to their sex. I'm a little bit of a pervasive. Everyone says that because you don't want to be known as the guy or the girl who just says, yeah, I like missionary style. Do you know what I'm saying? It's such a cliche thing to say.

[Christina]

Well, also, I don't think you'd be on here.

[Brian Green]

What's that?

[Christina]

Oh, I don't think you'd be on here.

[Brian Green]

No. You gotta have a certain kind of screw loose to get on this television show.

[E]

I need to open up my life and let a man in.

[Christina]

Okay, let's get to the girl.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Let's get to the penises, please.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

A gorgeous girl next door like you still single. Come on.

[E]

I just meet idiots. And Bridget Jones.

[Brian Green]

Can I also say, just like the doctors, just like the doctor saw this message. Anybody who has a trouble dating life is always blaming everybody else for the troubled dating life. Do you know what I'm saying?

[Christina]

That's true.

[Brian Green]

Just throwing that out there.

[E]

Pretly a Samantha Jones Sex and City.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

So why choose a date naked?

[E]

I love being naked. I'm really comfortable in my own skin. A little bit. Try before you buy. I think as well. So.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Fair enough. Okay, now in front of you, you have got six colored pods inside each.

[Brian Green]

She's like a kid in a candy store. She's so ready for the penises.

[Christina]

I mean, I would be nervous.

[Brian Green]

I. I wouldn't be there.

[Christina]

No.

[Brian Green]

It would be tough for me to do this naked unless it was for charity. And that reason, then I would do it right.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Each of them has an attribute that you have said you find attractive. We're gonna reveal them to you bit by bit. All you've got to do is whittle them down from six to one. Just using naked attraction alone.

[E]

Okay.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Are you ready?

[Brian Green]

This is insane when you think about it. I know we've kind of. We've seen a few of these so it, you know, we know what's coming. But this, when you think about this premise, it is just generally insanity.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

The game.

[E]

Yes.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Can we please reveal the bottom half of the bodies?

[E]

Okay.

[Brian Green]

Oh, straight to the dicks. So they pulled up the box, they pulled up the screens all the way to like their belly button area. So now, now we've got six penises in front of us. That's the first time since the high school locker room that I've said those words. I mean, that is. They are largely uncircumcised. Am I right about that? There's like five uncircumcised men and one circumcised man.

[Jana]

I thought they were like four uncircumcised.

[Brian Green]

That's what I said. Uncircumcised. I thought you.

[Jana]

Sorry. I thought it said other way.

[E]

I'm going to go look at blue first. I think.

[Christina]

Oh my God.

[E]

A bit of a wiggle.

[Brian Green]

This is what we do for work. This is what we do for work. A wiggle.

[Christina]

Give me a wiggle size.

[E]

I don't like anything that's too big.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay.

[E]

Once I did. I know.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God.

[Christina]

So close.

[Brian Green]

Oh my God, it's so close. It's so close. We should have done the women. We should have done the women. I'm an equal. We did a woman last time, so I'm equal opportunity. All right?

[E]

And he went straight in and spit me.

[Christina]

Oh.

[Brian Green]

Oh, Jesus.

[Christina]

God. What is happening?

[Brian Green]

What happened? Where did we go with this? Oh, my God. Is it time for a break yet? Can we fast forward to the women? All right. Okay, okay. I'll give you a second here. I think we're gonna take a break. We're gonna do we need a break? No, not yet. Christina's gotta get herself together.

[Jana]

Shook me to the core.

[Brian Green]

That is insane what she just said. Split me. She split me right up the middle. That's an intense thing to think about. So let's do this. Let's take a break, and then when we get back, we'll see if we can muddle through the rest of this episode. Now, we know what we're working with with this lady, so she's not afraid of anything. Yeah. And with the men. That's true. And by the way, not a good looking penis in the bunch. Just throwing that out there. All right, we'll be back.

[Jana]

One of my New Year's resolutions is to hear more of other people's drama. So help a girl out and tell us your drama at 212-433-3822. You can text it or if it's extra juicy, leave us a voicemail with the full story. And don't forget to follow us on Instagram hecommercial break and on TikTok TalkCB podcast and watch our video [e-mail] TheCommercialBreak but also, you can find everything I just mentioned and more on our website, tcbpodcast.com okay, let's listen to our sponsors and send us your drama.

[Christina]

Where'd you get those shoes?

[Jana]

Easy.

[Christina]

They're from dsw. Because DSW has the exact right shoes.

[Brian Green]

For whatever you're into right now. You know, like the sneakers that make office hours feel like happy hour, the boots that turn grocery aisles into runways, and all the styles that show off the many sides of you, from daydreamer to multitasker and everything in between.

[Christina]

Because you do it all in really great shoes. Find a shoe for every you at your dsw store or dsw.com what is.

[Brian Green]

DAX RU tracking all our cars on Carvana Value tracker on all our devices? Yes, Kristen.

[Christina]

Yes, I am.

[Brian Green]

Well, I've been looking for my phone for in Dax's domain, we see all. So we always know what our cars Are worth all of them. All of them. Value surge trucks up 3.9%. That's a great offer. I know. Sell.

[Christina]

Sell.

[Brian Green]

Track your car's value with Carvana value tracker today. Well, we did get to 5,000 followers, but I'm wondering how many of those followers we're going to lose after this episode. All right, we're watching Naked Attraction. You know it. Cause you. You didn't just jump into the middle of this episode. Okay, let's just continue, I guess. Here we go.

[E]

Yeah, I had to go to the hospital.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

What did they do?

[E]

They had to glue me slightly back together.

[Brian Green]

Oh, that is my God.

[Christina]

So she's back looking for more, but just not too big.

[Brian Green]

Not too big. Okay, so we're keeping the small penises in mind here. Well, I volunteer.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

So moving on.

[Brian Green]

Green.

[E]

Quite like a circumcised willie. Yeah, yeah.

[Brian Green]

You know, there's something. Can I just share this? There's something that's weird I find about other. About penises in general. A lot of them seem discolored. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, they're different color than the actual skin of the body. And I understand why that is. It's a different type of skin and it's, you know, works in different ways and has different blood flow. But I don't know, I find it really disconcerting when I see, like, a pale white man with almost a black penis. Do you know what I'm saying? Interesting.

[E]

Sometimes it looks a little bit tidier. If you expect me to be tidy. I expect you to be tidy.

[Brian Green]

I expect you to mutilate yourself. If I'm gonna get mutilated, I'm cross to orange.

[E]

Yeah. Got quite strong legs. I don't like someone who's got two bigger legs. Legs. Because I like to be on top of the boy. Yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

So you can't have legs that are too.

[E]

No, because then my hip goes sometimes and get a bit cramp.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

And your hips go as well.

[E]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

This girl's a mess. I mean, I guess we have to remember that this girl did choose to come on Date Naked Attraction. And Brian still can't get the name of the show right.

[Christina]

Dating Naked Red.

[E]

Not a bad size penis.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yeah. Oh, his legs.

[Christina]

Oh, he's got like a tattoo type thing.

[Brian Green]

Ugly penis. Man, these are ugly. I'm sorry, I just gotta say this out loud. Yeah, it's very. It's all very. I understand that circumcision in some ways is mutilation, but I think that generally it. She's right. It Looks tidier. It looks neat. Maybe that's just what I'm used to. I don't know.

[Christina]

Why do you have one tattoo there.

[Brian Green]

And it's faded and. It's a tattoo of a penis, isn't it?

[Jana]

No, it looks like a cartoon character, but I think it looks like he's in the process of getting it removed.

[Brian Green]

Okay, that's good. And the little star there, that's.

[Christina]

He just didn't make it. By the time he was gonna be on national tv.

[Jana]

Yeah, he tried.

[Brian Green]

He tried.

[Jana]

It took longer than he thought.

[Brian Green]

He tried.

[E]

Yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

What about yellow?

[E]

It's nice. It's a nice size. It's a good size.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yes.

[E]

It's like Cinderella's shoe, you know? Hi, Pink. He's got good balls. Quite solid.

[Brian Green]

Solid balls.

[E]

I would love to see.

[Brian Green]

He's got good balls instead of the bones. Oh, my God. This show is wrong in every way.

[E]

I know his helicopter because I think that's really funny, fellas.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Thumbs up if you're up for a proper helicopter. All right, here we go.

[Christina]

Here we go.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God.

[Christina]

Okay. Some are doing it better than others.

[Brian Green]

Some are grabbing. Some are swinging on their own. Can I ask a question? Is this what goes on at a male strip club? Do they helicopter?

[Jana]

Worst day of my life.

[Brian Green]

I know. Sorry.

[Jana]

Christina turns out fully gay.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Turns out Christina is automatically gay. Turns out she didn't like penises in the first place, and she certainly doesn't like them now.

[Christina]

Now I'm not even Keanu's.

[Jana]

No.

[Christina]

Oh, okay.

[Brian Green]

Screw you. Keanu turned you. Totally.

[Jana]

I feel physically ill. Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Oh, this? I do, too.

[Jana]

At least there's that. At least there's that.

[Christina]

Okay, maybe we can get it to where they go up one more.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, can we just go up one more? Can we go to their chest now?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That is excellent.

[Christina]

She's got to get rid of somebody.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Much as that was utterly hilarious.

[E]

Yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

One of them has to go.

[Brian Green]

Let's get rid of four of them. Yeah. Can we get rid of four of them now? The guy with the tattoo's gotta go. Oh, God.

[E]

Red.

[Christina]

Red is out.

[Brian Green]

Red is out. See you later. That dick didn't qualify. Oh, this guy with a tattoo.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Fair enough.

[E]

I could be completely wrong.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Jessica, you are specific.

[Brian Green]

He's a redhead.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

He's 34 and he's a finance manager from Sheffield.

[Christina]

Nothing like that.

[Brian Green]

Nothing like that.

[Christina]

Your client's seeing this. He's a finance manager.

[Brian Green]

Hey, can you move a million pounds into my wealth? Holy shit. I just saw your penis on national television. Did you just helicopter your penis? Did you just helicopter your penis? Oh, well, I am a bit. Sure.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

So, you know, thank you very much indeed. See you later.

[Christina]

Do they just have to walk completely naked?

[Brian Green]

I know. They have to do the perv walk.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Jana]

When they do the butt. Zoom in.

[Brian Green]

I know. It's so sad. It is. It is. White guys, when they get to a certain age. Most white guys, when they don't get to a certain age, we just have a butt problem. The butt problem is it's not a good look. It's not. Black men have, you know, they got those beautiful, you know, strong asses. White guys. We go in, they go out. It's bad. It's just bad. Still got two moves in the back. Yeah. To be fair to this guy, he doesn't look much better clothed. Bye.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

You've got five lovely men remaining. This is where you get to see the middle part of the body.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Let's focus on something else for a second. Please.

[Christina]

Go up.

[Brian Green]

Oh, okay. Lots of tattoos. Yep. Yep. Big nipples, Small nipples. Big bellies. Small bellies. Hairy.

[Christina]

Not hairy.

[Brian Green]

Not hairy. Oh, wow.

[Christina]

Wow.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God. One guy has a picture of a baby reindeer right on his chest. That's crazy.

[Christina]

That was like, full chest and torso.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, that was a big tattoo. Why would you get a reindeer tattooed on your chest?

[Christina]

Oh, deer, I guess. I don't know. Maybe he'll explain.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I hope so.

[E]

Orange.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Wow. Do you like his chest?

[E]

Yes. He's got that nice little V line.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

He's definitely got the V line going on, hasn't he?

[Christina]

Yeah, he has the victory V. The.

[Brian Green]

Victory V. Victory is for vagina. V is for victory in your vagina.

[E]

Go to yellow.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

So you're liking sort of abs or do you want a dad bod?

[E]

I don't mind a little bit of a dad bodge. I don't. I'm not a gym fanatic. Like, I want it to be an even balance. Like, when someone looks at me, I want.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay.

[Brian Green]

It's got a. A picture of a cartoon. A tattoo of a cartoon shark on his dolphin.

[Christina]

Yeah, it's a shark.

[Brian Green]

What. What are some people thinking when they get tattoos?

[E]

Honestly, what hunts you still? And vice versa when it comes to.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Choosing a partner, Most women will choose flab over abs. In a recent.

[Brian Green]

Well, that is good to know.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

For me, 74 of women in the UK felt self conscious about their bodies and don't want to compete with a finely chiseled hunk. We prefer a dad bod to a radbod.

[Brian Green]

I'm gonna guess that 74% of women say they prefer a dad bod, but if a chiseled hot guy walked in the door and then Brian walked in the door, I think I'd lose every time.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Other than the Aussies, who celebrate with an annual dad bod competition involving a fitness test, a catwalk and a burger scoffing race Bonza.

[Christina]

What's the burger?

[Brian Green]

I don't know. What's this? What's a scoff? I guess it's eating.

[Christina]

Okay.

[E]

Have a good bod.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

He looks like a swimmer.

[E]

Yeah. Do you swim?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

No.

[Brian Green]

No.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Do you play sport? Yes.

[E]

You play basketball?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

No. Rowing.

[Christina]

Rowing?

[Brian Green]

Rowing.

[Christina]

Part of the crew.

[Brian Green]

Oh, there you go. Yeah.

[E]

Let's speak to Pink.

[Christina]

That is a good exercise dance about him.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

You're talking about the arms. Is there any other reason why you like a boy with strong arms?

[E]

Well, I like to bake.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay.

[Brian Green]

What does this girl is. I don't think, first of all. Second of all, this guy's got the kind of body I can relate to. He's soft in the middle.

[E]

You've got strong arms. It means you've got strong whisk.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Shall we see what these guys are made of when it comes to their wrist whisking action?

[E]

Yes, please.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay, so the boys are standing there with a bowl of cream and a whisk. So we need to check out.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Whisk action. And your strong arms. Whisk.

[E]

Whip it, whip it, whip it.

[Brian Green]

What does this have to do with David dating? All these dating shows, they have stunts and they're so stupid. It's like 90 Day Fiance. The last resort, when they send them out to row and grab a basketball, how's that going to make your relationship stronger?

[Christina]

Yeah, Green.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That's a disappointing action. He's turned it to butt soccer. Okay, fellas, can you just turn your cream towards, please? Butter. Orange. Good. Green.

[Brian Green]

Oh, okay.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Pink's good as well.

[E]

Yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Who stood out for you? Blue.

[E]

He just got really into it.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Well done, fellas. Thank you very much indeed. You've got five lovely men. One of them has to go. Who's it gonna be?

[Brian Green]

I don't think we needed to whip butter to make a decision about who we like. You're making a decision based solely on their body. That's it. I say raise the curtain to chin level. Give them a couple minutes to think about it. Pick two, ask him a couple questions, get on with life.

[E]

Let's say pink.

[Christina]

Pink.

[Brian Green]

Pink's gone. See you later, Pink.

[E]

It's the hairy chest. Does a little Bit remember my dad.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

And I heard, yeah, you are saying goodbye.

[Brian Green]

Oh God. If that reminds me of your dad, I probably remind you of your Grandpa.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

He is 32. He's a rail plant engineer from Blackpool.

[E]

Oh, you've got such a lovely food.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Oh, Jessica, why I'm gonna go for.

[Brian Green]

A girl who remind me my mom's soul. Fair enough. Way to take it in stride.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. The butt shot, it's the best. Oh, I don't think she was really my type. Yeah, I mean that's the other thing. Like when some of these people make it through to the end and they find see the person that they're gonna date, you gotta imagine a lot of these people go, not for me.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Coming up, Jessica bears all. Before choosing who to date, I'm gonna go with. And a brand new singleton gets to pick a partner based on Naked attraction.

[Christina]

This is so crazy.

[Brian Green]

This is. This is so insane. This is like. I mean, honestly, this is probably my 20th episode of Naked Attraction. Including a marathon that I saw in Iron. And if we're really being. If I'm really just like baring it all, no pun intended. It doesn't get any less shocking anytime that I see it.

[Christina]

Every time.

[Brian Green]

Yes, every time. Oh my God. And even though I prefer the female form, like that's what I'm sexually attracted to. Even with the women. It's so clinical and weird and close up sometimes it can be disconcerting.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Client support specialist. Jessica whittled six men down to client support.

[Brian Green]

I thought it was child support specialist. It does make a difference. It really does. Okay, I'm sorry.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Jessica Detraction alone. She can only choose one man to go on that.

[Brian Green]

She's gonna go with the uncircumcised guy because that's what she prefers.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

So who will she lose next?

[Jana]

Oh, wow.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Before we crack on.

[E]

Yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Just remind us, why are you here?

[Brian Green]

I'm desperate. I'm desperate for. I'm desperate for a wank.

[E]

Bridget Jones.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay.

[E]

And we need to bring out the Samantha Jones in me again.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Oh, crikey. Is the world ready?

[E]

Yes.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

In this next round, okay. You get to see the boys faces.

[Christina]

Here we go.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Can we please see the boys faces?

[Christina]

They're all very different.

[Brian Green]

Very different. Generally the same age, but all very different. I'd say they're all in their 30s. Probably all a relatively handsome gentleman. Honestly. Start with the face it. Pull it the other way down. I think that's what you do. And because the face is gonna be the thing that really ties this all together. Right. You're not gonna date someone just based on their penis.

[Christina]

Right. And now it's the whole package.

[E]

Yellow looks a bit cheeky.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Come on, man.

[E]

He is. He looks like he's got kind eyes. Got a bit of a flutter there.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

You've got a flutter. When it comes to sexual attraction, a woman's vagina sometimes engages before her brain does an increased flow of blood to the genital.

[Brian Green]

Never has that ever happened to me. Me.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Results in that tingling sensation known as a fanny flutter. According to a recent study, some professions are considered more sexually attractive than others and likely to generate this fluttery feeling down below top of the tingles. With one fifth of the votes were the medical, legal and teaching professions.

[Brian Green]

Where's a podcaster fall in that? Where does podcaster fall? Probably way down on the list.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Workers were voted bottom with barely a flutter.

[E]

Orange. Oh, you have a lovely smile, handsome boy. There's a little something about him.

[Christina]

Something. Gigantic deer.

[E]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

Except for the gigantic weird tattoo on your chest.

[E]

I like his hair, actually. Is that blonde all over?

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Yeah, it is. You're not a natural blonde, are you? No. And then finally, we've got green.

[Brian Green]

Weirdest part about this is they can't say anything and they're not responding.

[Christina]

They're just nodding or doing thumbs up.

[Brian Green]

Right.

[E]

He's got a really kind face.

[Brian Green]

Green.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Could you manage an older lady? You've seen the boys. You've seen their faces.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. That guy, the green guy looks really young.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

One of them has to go.

[Christina]

He was the rower.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Who's it gonna be?

[Brian Green]

Oh, she's gonna say green.

[Christina]

You said green?

[Brian Green]

Yeah. I think she thinks he's too young.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

You've seen his body.

[E]

I know. You just look a bit innocent for me. I feel like I might eat you alive.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Well, Jessica, the man that you could have eaten alive, it's called Milan. He is 22. He's a philosophy student from Lincoln, but originally from Germany.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God. He's like every girl's wet dream. He's a philosophy student with a great body and a big dick.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Say hello.

[E]

You look like a bit of a Prince Charming.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

But you'd ruin him, wouldn't you?

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Guess we'll never find out. Ooh, wow. Snappy with a comeback. She was a the impression that I was a bit innocent. I would argue that she's probably mistaken. I guess if I look like that, I'd show my dick too.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

In this next round, you get to hear them speak. Now, Jessica, I've heard that you have a party trick, and I believe that you can replicate the sound of a.

[Christina]

What do you think our video editor is going to think of this episode?

[Brian Green]

I am just. You know, this is crazy that you're asking this, because I was just thinking maybe I'm not going to ask this episode to be cut up on video. This may be one of the few episodes of the commercial break moving forward that you don't see on video for a number of different reasons. Mainly HBO is going to block it anyway. They're going to. They're going to copyright claim this for sure, because that's what they do. They're really protective over their content. And then I can argue that it's fair use and they will eventually let me show the video. But I'm worried that our video editor. I don't know him very well yet. Right. And I'm worried that asking him to look at a bunch of dicks for an hour, it's gonna get me in some kind of trouble.

[E]

Yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Shall we have it?

[Christina]

What was that?

[Brian Green]

That's not a party trick. That's just you being crazy. That's just you scaring off all the boys.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

When did you discover that you had this spectacular talent?

[E]

From a very young age. I love dinosaurs.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Well, let's find out how the boys are going to impress you. We would like you to make a noise from the animal kingdom. Tell us what that animal is.

[Christina]

The one guy has to do it here.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, of course.

[E]

Let's go with Blue.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God. He just did monkey noises and a monkey bounce.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

What do you think of the voice?

[E]

You know?

[Brian Green]

Yeah, Warrington.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

He's from Warrington.

[E]

Oh, okay. I'm gonna go for orange.

[Brian Green]

Lion because I'm an animal. That was a lion. Has he never heard a lion? What kind of lion noise is that? You have a deer tattooed on your chest. You should be able to make animal noises, dude.

[E]

Okay, I have a deeper voice.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Where's he from?

[Brian Green]

I'm from Suffolk.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Oh, lovely. What about yellow?

[Brian Green]

What does that have to do with anything? Christina, can you clue us in on that? Why Suffolk? Why is everyone excited about Suffolk? Is that like a Fancy Ponds neighborhood? Maybe. Maybe I don't have a noise because I am the animal.

[E]

What accent have you got?

[Brian Green]

From near Leeds.

[E]

Near Leeds.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

He's a Yorkshire lad.

[E]

Yorkshire lad.

[Brian Green]

He's the kind of guy that needs to borrow a little rent money. You know what I'm saying?

[E]

He's very good.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay, it's decision time.

[Brian Green]

Oh, here we go. Who do you think she's gonna say goodbye to? Blue.

[E]

I'm gonna say goodbye to Blue.

[Christina]

Yeah, you were right.

[Brian Green]

Huh? I've never seen this episode before, by the way.

[E]

I can't work him out and it's bugging me.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Jessica, we are saying goodbye.

[Brian Green]

She doesn't like the way he looks. And he does have two trolls tattooed, like two mystical dungeons and dragon trolls tattooed on his chest. Let's be honest about it. If you're gonna pick a dude, you know, most people probably would anyway. Whatever.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

23 and he is a chef from Warrington. Hence that incredible whisk action. What type of chef are you then?

[Brian Green]

Oh, he's chef.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

That's why your cream was excellent. Oh, you're on the wrong show. Should have been on Bake Off.

[Brian Green]

Keep baking and keep walking so we can get a hot shot of your ass. Baker, the Jess isn't getting any of my cream today.

[Christina]

All right, all right, down.

[Brian Green]

Let's move on.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

You've seen them with their kit off. You've heard what they've got to say. Next time you see them. Yeah, you'll be in the n. We'll see you shortly.

[Brian Green]

Oh, God, here we go.

[E]

You'll be in the nude.

[Brian Green]

It's your turn.

[Christina]

Go get nude.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Now go. Robe. You think anybody helps them backstage? How do you think all that works out? Is it like a PA standing there just watching you get naked? Does someone powder your puff? Do you know what I'm saying?

[Christina]

Maybe. Yeah, Maybe there's a little makeup.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Do they like.

[Christina]

If you're.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. If you're a little sweaty, do they, like, doll you off or you're a little oily?

[Christina]

Everybody else is about to.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Two year old highway make maintenance foreman, Bradley and 30 year old.

[Brian Green]

I sure hope one of my daughters walks in on me doing this episode, Charlie.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

But she can only choose one guy to go on that day to find out if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.

[Christina]

Well, she picked two.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Bradley.

[Brian Green]

Oh, that's true, she did.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Charlie, you've made it to the final two. Congratulations, gentlemen.

[Christina]

Cheers.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

The last time.

[Christina]

Cheers. Cheers.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

It was winning with her clothes on. You ready to see her naked?

[Brian Green]

Absolutely. That's why I'm here.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay, Jessica, come out. Show the boys.

[Christina]

I wonder if they have to keep that studio really warm.

[Brian Green]

Oh, yeah, they got to. You know what I'm saying? You wouldn't want to be like most television studios. Just like this studio, we keep it cool because the lights heat it up real quick. But there you probably let it. Let it. Yeah, you got to.

[Christina]

You have to.

[Brian Green]

You want the penises to be shown in the best light and the tits and everything else. Where do they get all the licensing? Right. Like here in America you can't play these songs because the licensing rights. But the BBC and the Channel 4 and all that, they always seem to have the good music.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Check out those buns. Incredible boobs. Are they natural?

[E]

Yes.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Amazing. Beautiful figure. What do you like about your body? Body?

[E]

I love my boobs. I like that I'm quite womanly shape.

[Brian Green]

She's got big boobs, curves.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

You're a woman. Okay. Fantastic.

[Brian Green]

I do love that she's. That these. These people seem generally very confident.

[Christina]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

I mean you have to be to go on national television and show your ass and drunk.

[E]

Okay.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Two beautiful specimens.

[E]

Yes.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Charlie, what are you making of the Jessica's body?

[Brian Green]

Gorgeous. Actually.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Love big boobs.

[Brian Green]

Love a fringe as well.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Oh, do you? And how about you, Bradley?

[Brian Green]

I'm more of a bum person than a good person. Yeah.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay. Spend round, spend.

[Brian Green]

I had a good look when she looked around before. He's missing a tooth. Did you see that? Did anybody else see that? He's missing a front tooth.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Revolver.

[Brian Green]

Very nice. Yeah, nice and neat.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Okay, now this time you're picking the man you want to go on a date with.

[E]

Okay.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Bradley or Charlie.

[Brian Green]

She's gonna go with Charlie.

[Christina]

I think so too.

[Brian Green]

Both.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Gorgeous.

[Brian Green]

Even though the disconcerting deer tattoo that's all across most of his body.

[Christina]

It's intriguing though.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Christina]

Maybe wouldn't get to the bottom of it.

[Brian Green]

She likes him. She's attracted to him. Yeah. He looks like Bradley Cooper actually. I think a little bit.

[Christina]

He does have a Bradley Cooper.

[Brian Green]

Is.

[E]

Bradley.

[Brian Green]

Oh, she went with the toothless wonder.

[E]

I'm a bit cheeky.

[Christina]

Yeah, she keeps talking about him being cheeky.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

How are you feeling about that bit guy? Actually you thought you were gonna get in there.

[Brian Green]

I thought I was.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Well, do you know what? You can't have your cake and eat it. So. Charlie, thank you very much indeed.

[Brian Green]

Thank you. Goodbye. Yeah, this is not, you know, like some dating shows. You give them a hug on the way out there door like the bachelor. This is not a place where it's appropriate to give a hug pretty girl. And I like freedom. But just wasn't to be, was it? He's really disappointed. Wow.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Bradley, meet Jessica. Jessica, meet Bradley.

[Christina]

Hi.

[Brian Green]

Hi. Hi. Sorry about my half heart. I've been staring at your munge. Been patient. Beautiful girl.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Is Bradley gonna get to see your naughty side?

[Brian Green]

Hey, I'll bet you earlier. Oh, very assumptive.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

See each other. The kit is gonna be back on. Please have an amazing date. And I can't wait to hear how this one goes.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, well, I think they show the date. We'll watch this. Not. Not the whole date. Like just. Yeah, yeah, just a snippet. I like this.

[E]

So when Bradley said I had a really nice bum as well, I was like, oh, okay. Have still got a jlo.

[Christina]

Now they do show them where they meet.

[Brian Green]

Drop your draw.

[E]

Hello.

[Brian Green]

Hey. All right?

[E]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

You dress is nice.

[E]

First impressions. Bradley's dress really well.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. He dressed very smartly. I like that.

[E]

A usual type. But he does look really good.

[Brian Green]

She's good looking, obviously very bubbly and I think we're onto a winner.

[E]

Am I your usual type?

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I like dark hair. Obviously. You've got a beautiful pair of boobs. But it's not. Yeah, it's got to be weird. You see someone naked and then you're going out and meeting them for the first time first.

[E]

Yeah, I'm all the bums, ma'am. I feel like Samantha Jones is coming out. I think the flirtatious side. Side is coming out a little bit more. I feel like Bridget is slowly going back in her box. What's the silliest thing you've ever done?

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I think it would be get naked on national television.

[Christina]

Should I get naked?

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[E]

Do you like being naked? Yeah, I'm the same.

[Christina]

Well again you would have to.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I mean you have to be.

[E]

I mean I think we're vibing on that sense.

[Christina]

We both like to be naked.

[E]

You have got good arms.

[Brian Green]

I got gym.

[E]

Whereas I bait and I just eat.

[Brian Green]

Let's put an order in.

[E]

What do you want?

[Brian Green]

Favorite?

[Christina]

I need subtitles.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, me too. Like this guy's got a really thick British accent. This is like. What do they call it? A Hackney accent. Is that Hackney Christine? Is that what they call it?

[Jana]

Didn't he say it was. What did he say he was northern?

[Brian Green]

I can't remember something like that. What's Hackney Southern?

[Jana]

I don't know.

[Brian Green]

Okay. You know, I fully expect that you're going to know stuff about the United Kingdom.

[Jana]

I know some things but I couldn't. I couldn't really hear it.

[Christina]

I fully expect you would know things.

[Brian Green]

I do and I.

[Christina]

That's but love of. Of Britain.

[Brian Green]

I always am checking with Christina cuz I figure like she's actually from the country. But then you know, I got to remember she. You moved here when we what three?

[Jana]

I've lived here forever.

[Brian Green]

Okay. That means you get to see me again as well. I fancy Jessica. Yeah. I want to come on date If I didn't fancy it, do you think.

[E]

You'D like to see?

[Christina]

I like saying fancy.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, I like fancy that person.

[E]

I'm so rubbish.

[Brian Green]

Going to turn up for the. She's driving.

[E]

I think the date's gone really well. He wants to exchange numbers, so we shall just see Cheers.

[Brian Green]

Which we'll see. What are you talking about? You saw each other naked. You had a good time on the date. What are you gonna do? I mean, what's there left to do but get in bed and feel around? That's it. All right, We've taken this episode way too long. I should have cut it off when the penises came into view, but.

[Christina]

All right, we all got our dose of some penis.

[Brian Green]

Well, now I'm gonna have to give Christina a quarterly bonus. All right. You may or may not find this episode on YouTube. That's no joke. I. I think maybe we'll leave this one in. In the video. Can the video just so I don't gross out half the episode, half the audience, if I haven't already. Well, thanks to all those Venezuelans who joined us on our YouTube. Nice having you and. And have a. We'll see you on the next Venezuelan reel. All right. Well, that's how the cookie crumbles. There you go. Wonder what Keanu's penis looks like now. Now I'm wondering. Circumcised or uncircumcised? I bet he's uncircumcised. I don't know. Why. It's just a feeling that I have in my gut. All right, listen. Season number six is well underway. I think we're finally building some steam.

[Kristen Joy Hoadley]

Can't believe we did.

[Brian Green]

Oh, my God, Our network must be so proud. I can't wait for my next network meeting with the executives. So, do you think you could reduce the amount of times you say clunge in an episode? Sure, no problem. CCBpodcast.com. that's where you find more information about the show. All the audio, all the video. Right. Right there from one location. TCBpodcast.com Also, you can get your free TCB swag. Like a TCB sticker. And I've got some other stuff, too, I'm giving away. I've got some extra T shirts, some old mempho stickers. TCB mempho stickers that I'll be giving away. So if you'd like one of those things, just hit us up on the website. Go to the contact us button. It says I want my free sticker. Give us your address. Tell us you want a sticker or a T shirt or whatever and I'll try and send one to you just as soon as possible at the commercial break on Instagram TCB podcast on Tick Tock and of course YouTube.com the commercial break for most episodes up there on the video feed. Also, we'd love it if you would dial us up. We'd love to hear those text messages. I've been texting with a lot of people over the break and I really enjoy enjoyed it. 212-4333 TCB. That's 212-433-3822. You can leave us a voicemail or a text message. We'll get back to you just as soon as we can. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.

[Christina]

I think that's more than enough.

[Brian Green]

All right. But I'll tell you that I love you best to you. Best you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time. Chrissy Christina and I must say we will say and we do say goodbye. Explaining football to the friend who's just there for the nachos. Hard tailgating from home like a pro with snacks and drinks. Everyone will love an easy win. And with Instacart helping deliver The Snack Time MVPs to your door, you're ready for the game in as fast as 30 minutes. So you never miss a play or lose your seat on the couch or have to go head to head for the last chicken wing shop. Game day faves on instacart and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three grocery orders offer valid for a limited time. Other fees and ready to level up.

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