I Flirt With Everyone!

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Commercial Break – Episode: "I Flirt With Everyone!"

Host Information:

• Title: The Commercial Break
• Hosts: Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley (referred to as Chris and Chrissy)
• Description: An improv-comedy, interview, and variety show where co-hosts Bryan and Krissy delve into their quirky friendship, pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, dark humor, and listener interactions, often accompanied by entertaining guests.

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1. Introduction and Personal Updates

[02:00 - 04:18]
The episode kicks off with casual banter between Bryan and Krissy, setting a humorous tone. Krissy shares her discomfort with physical touch from strangers, highlighting her unique approach to social interactions.

• Krissy Hoadley: "I don't like being touched by strangers. I know I pay 70 pounds to not be cuddled." [02:02]

They discuss the upcoming holiday season, emphasizing their commitment to producing content despite potential personal and logistical challenges.

• Bryan Green: "We've taken off enough time this year...we will be live with fresh episodes." [03:14]

2. Personal Health Update

[13:20 - 15:05]
Chris shares a personal health update, revealing that he is experiencing hyperthyroiditis following parathyroid surgery. This condition affects his demeanor and energy levels, contributing to his humorous yet erratic commentary.

• Chris Hoadley: "It's like being high on cocaine...I am so fucking high right now." [14:21]

3. Main Topic: Flirting Techniques and Comedy

a. Introduction to Flirting Discussions

[15:05 - 16:13]
The hosts transition to the episode's main topic: flirting techniques, particularly critiquing a presentation from the 21 Convention titled "How to Be Sexual Like a Man." They express skepticism and anticipation for reviewing the video.

• Chris Hoadley: "21 convention...how to Be Sexual Like a Man." [15:28]

b. Review of the "How to Be Sexual Like a Man" Presentation

[16:13 - 45:46]
Chris and Chrissy delve into a detailed, comedic breakdown of the presentation they watched. The segment is filled with exaggerated humor and satire, highlighting the ineffectiveness and awkwardness of the flirting techniques presented.

1. Initial Observations:

   • The presenter introduces himself and a participant (a young lady) to demonstrate sexual techniques.
   • Chris Hoadley: "She just called it...he is trying to give you an example of how to turn that conversation at the bar into something much more sexual." [20:22]

2. Comedic Critique:

   • The hosts mock the presenter's lack of natural interaction, emphasizing his unnatural gestures and lack of genuine connection.
   • Chrissy Hoadley: "She's looking down at the floor. She's looking down." [44:22]
   • Chris Hoadley: "He has not moved his eyeballs. He is staring directly at her forehead the entire time while he's talking." [32:17]

3. Humorous Personal Anecdotes:

   • Chris shares stories from his time at a high-end steakhouse, recounting mishaps with expensive wines and overly generous friends.
   • Chris Hoadley: "If you just do the thing you want to improve on the other 1% of the time, it'll never happen for you." [46:48]

4. Satirical Advice:

   • The hosts parody typical pickup artist advice, suggesting absurd actions like holding hands with every woman to "practice flirting."
   • Chris Hoadley: "If you just flirt with everybody, everyone works for me." [46:27]

5. Mockery of the Presenter's Techniques:

   • They exaggerate the presenter's attempts to get closer physically, highlighting the discomfort it causes.
   • Chris Hoadley: "She's looking like, please don't go in for the kiss." [44:43]

6. Conclusion of Review:

   • The hosts conclude that the presenter's methods are ineffective and even borderline inappropriate, reinforcing their comedic stance.
   • Chrissy Hoadley: "Wow, she's mortified." [39:08]

Throughout this segment, the hosts employ sarcasm and hyperbole to emphasize the absurdity of the presenter's methods, making the discussion both entertaining and critical.

4. Sponsor Messages and Advertisements

The transcript includes multiple sponsorship segments promoting brands like Ring, Klarna, Squarespace, Progressive Insurance, and others. These sections provide product descriptions and promotional offers but are not part of the main content and are omitted from this summary.

5. Listener Engagement and Closing Remarks

[43:00 - 55:20]
Towards the end of the episode, Bryan and Krissy encourage listeners to engage with them through social media and their website. They promote upcoming content, including the "12 Days of TCB," and express gratitude towards their executive producer, Christina.

• Chris Hoadley: "Thank you to Christina, our Wonderful Executive Producer." [53:46]

They also respond humorously to listener feedback and reiterate their commitment to delivering fresh content throughout the holiday season.

• Chris Hoadley: "I love you. Best to you out there in the podcast universe." [54:38]

6. Notable Quotes

• Chris Hoadley: "If you just flirt with everybody, everyone works for me." [46:27]
• Krissy Hoadley: "I don't like being touched by strangers. I know I pay 70 pounds to not be cuddled." [02:02]
• Chris Hoadley: "It's like being high on cocaine...I am so fucking high right now." [14:21]
• Chris Hoadley: "She looks incomplete with that...This is the cringiest thing I've ever seen." [29:20]
• Chris Hoadley: "I've never been with a real woman. I hope they understand it." [30:02]

7. Conclusion

The episode "I Flirt With Everyone!" by The Commercial Break presents a humorous and satirical critique of ineffective flirting techniques, particularly targeting the awkwardness of certain pickup artist presentations. Through exaggerated humor and personal anecdotes, Bryan and Krissy engage listeners in a lighthearted exploration of social interactions and relationship dynamics. Their candid discussions, combined with comedic insights, make for an entertaining episode that resonates with both frequent listeners and newcomers alike.

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Transcript

[Brian Green]

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[Chris Hoadley]

And start searching for that perfect gift to give those you care about or yourself.

[Brian Green]

And in this household, that means buying gifts for the 12 to 18 children.

[Chris Hoadley]

We'Ve got running around.

[Brian Green]

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[Chris Hoadley]

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[Brian Green]

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[Chris Hoadley]

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[Chris Hoadley]

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[Chris Hoadley]

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[Brian Green]

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[Astrid]

Would you pay £70 for a cuddle?

[Chris Hoadley]

I don't like being touched by strangers. I know I pay 70 pounds to not be cuddled.

[Brian Green]

On this episode of the commercial break.

[Chrissy]

No you.

[Chris Hoadley]

And then she's like no, you're so sweet. And then you're like no, it's you sweetie. That's so sweet. And then she says, no, you're so sweet. Sweet. And then you say, I'll take extra serve with my pancakes. You know how many freebies I've gotten that way? Just blowjobs right under the table. Works every time. You know how many old ladies are giving me head, taking out their dentures and knocking one off in the bathroom? It's because I flirt with everybody. Everyone.

[Brian Green]

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, boy. Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Happy Friday after Halloween. Halloweeny. Thank you very much. And so now it's November 1st, and it's officially holiday season. Holiday season is here and. But no rest for us, Chrissy.

[Chrissy]

That's right, Brian.

[Chris Hoadley]

Our podcast network has told us that we cannot take any days off the holiday season, and then we must produce more content than ever.

[Chrissy]

Bah humbug.

[Chris Hoadley]

Bah humbug, indeed. Goal in our stockings for the holiday season. But I thought it was an important time to let people know that, you know, some podcasts do take off for the holiday season. We will not be taking off any time for the holiday season.

[Chrissy]

Rest for us.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yes, we've taken off enough time. Between my parathyroid, your Men Foe, and all the trips we've taken, we've taken off enough time this year and we're contractually obligated to meet a certain amount of episodes. I think that's 3,000 per year. So we're only at 2,800. So we will be live with fresh episodes. I say live. You know? You know what I mean? We'll be fresh episoding it the entire holiday season, including the 12 days of TCB. Our first ever 12 days of TCB. December 13th through the 25th through Christmas Day, brand new episodes for you to enjoy. So enjoy your holiday vacation with some mediocre comedy.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, get the. Get the family around the yuletide and blast up tcp.

[Chris Hoadley]

Turn on tcp. Let the kids open up presents while Brian talks about shaving his balls.

[Chrissy]

What's. What's better gift than that?

[Chris Hoadley]

What better gift than to hear Brian talk about his high calcium and low tea? It'll be fun for the whole family. The kids will love it. And for our Jewish friends, light the candles and light the candles.

[Chrissy]

Bend the dreidel.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah. And listen to Brian talk about dipping.

[Chrissy]

His balls in wine, which oh, my God. We saw it on.

[Chris Hoadley]

The DD canter is officially a thing. I mean, it's crazy.

[Chrissy]

It. It really is. When you said that to me, I was like, oh, my God. So did they. Did they also hear the story at the same time and actually went through with the idea of putting together a product?

[Chris Hoadley]

You know, I know that I'm crazy.

[Chrissy]

And I know that they hear us.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, that's the question. I know that I have had very high calcium for a long time, and that kind of leads your brain to go different places. But there is some times when I see stuff out there or I hear certain people say certain things, and I just wonder if they heard that on an episode of the commercial break or if they literally came to that conclusion around the same time. Chrissy. I sent Chrissy a picture the other day of an actual penis shaped decanter. Like a DD canter with balls. And. And it's a real item that you can buy. You can literally buy a penis. A DD canter.

[Jenna]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

And I thought to myself, wow. And it got served up to me in an ad. In an ad that. I know where they're serving that ad to me. So is it because I talked about decanting wine with your testicles, tasting your tasty teas, that they serve that up to me, or is this just a product that was developed right away? Right away, sir. Sir, your testicles have impeccable taste. This is a Chateau Maman 1967. Would you like to stick your hairy teas in it? Yes. Somalia.

[Chrissy]

I exfoliated this morning.

[Chris Hoadley]

I just not foliated. My buds are blooming and ready for the tasting. Yes. I could imagine being at like HALS or something like that. Whipping out your nuts. Yeah. Dipping them in the canter.

[Chrissy]

Would you like to taste it with your tongue or your testicles?

[Chris Hoadley]

Well, now that you ask, do you mind? I can see the kids bringing their, like their wives and husbands home with all the kids. And I'm just around the table like Clark Griswold and I break out a bottle of wine. I've been saving this for a very special occasion. And I pour it into like a cereal bowl. Just take out my testicles and dip it in there. Yep, yep.

[Chrissy]

Chef's kiss.

[Chris Hoadley]

Chef's kiss. So delicious.

[Chrissy]

That's good. Go ahead.

[Chris Hoadley]

You don't mind if I take a second taste, do you?

[Chrissy]

Don't want to be wasteful.

[Chris Hoadley]

No. Let every drip drop back into the bowl, into the decanter.

[Chrissy]

That's the. That's the special stuff.

[Chris Hoadley]

That's the good stuff. That's $100 a drop. I tell you the story about. We had this friend one time and he went into. We went to celebrate our engagement, Astrid and I. Engagement. So this is years ago. And this friend was very wealthy. He had a lot of money and. And I think not doesn't know what to do with it. So he would often lavish. Yeah, he would spend on lavish things for his friends. He was super generous. Always very generous. Generous to a fault. And we went, he invited us to dinner. We went to this very nice steakhouse here where we live, very well known steak house. And he's looking on the wine menu and he says, hey, will you guys drink some wine and celebrate? And even though Asin and I don't drink a whole bunch, we were like, of course. You know, it's our engagement. Let's do it. And he said, okay, I'm going to take the most expensive bottle of wine that you have, is what he told the waiter. And the waiter said, well, that's like a, that's a screaming eagle. It's like $12,000 or something like that. And, and so he said, yeah, whatever. Whatever it is, these people brought out that wine and it was a parade through the restaurant. I mean, the restaurant's not very big. It probably holds like 150 people. And everyone, they, they broug out, like with such gallantry. And this, these, this special decanter that came on a plate that had all these like, you know, it looked like a science experiment, like tubes that swirled and all this stuff. The poor kid opens up the wine and starts pouring it into the decanter and he spills like a good portion of that wine. He's just shaking, I think is really what's going on. Yeah. And then he was like trying to pour a taste and he spilled more of it. The kid, Sport spilled a third of the wine on the tablecloth. That's like 4, $4,000 worth of wine that just got spilled. And I was mortified for the guy. I was, I thought to myself, he's certainly fired. Like, you just splashed $4,000 worth of wine. You're fired. Who's going to let you work here? But my friend was so gracious about it, and then he started giving tastes to other people in the restaurant that wanted some. It was a, it was a beautiful occasion. But the decanter, like this whole decanter thing, it. It makes you so nervous when you're a waiter that you have to like that the bottle of wine is so expensive, you have to decant It. It reminded me of a time when I was working at a nice steakhouse.

[Chrissy]

Here with the APO.

[Chris Hoadley]

And we had this private room. Someone rented out the private room for a wedding party, for, like, an engagement party, something very similar. And the father of the bride came in hours before this whole thing happened. And he brought these three wooden crates of wine. And inside of those wooden crates were French wine from the early 1900s. It was a hundred years old. The wine was like 100 years old. And he said, listen, I have been saving this. It's been passed down through my family. This is it. I'm gonna open up some of this wine.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, Open it up.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah. And he's like, so just be very careful with it, because it's very expensive. It's my pr. It's like a prize part of my prize collection. I want everyone to have a taste. I want to make sure everyone, you know, gets a. Gets a piece of this. So just be careful. When we started opening up that wine, Chrissy, the corks were dust. I mean, they were dust. As soon as we took off, as soon as we started putting our wine corks in there, the wine. The corks disintegrated and fell into there.

[Chrissy]

Oh, God.

[Chris Hoadley]

And so we had to strain every bottle of this wine and decant it. And he kept telling us, you gotta let it sit for, like, five to 10 minutes. That's really how it airs out. It oxidized. Whatever he was saying is gonna be beautiful. He's pretending like he was a wine expert, and then he's like, you know, go ahead, take a taste. Tell me what you think. It was literally like drinking liquid dirt. It was disgusting. The wine was so bad. It was so disgusting. And everybody at the party agreed. Like, everybody, like, took a sip, and then they all.

[Chrissy]

Could be too old.

[Chris Hoadley]

It was too old. Yeah, it was, too. And if the. The cork is like, you know. Yeah, it's dry and brittle, you know, what are you going to do? First of all? Second of all, don't save wine for 100 years.

[Chrissy]

No.

[Chris Hoadley]

Do you guys drink nice wines?

[Chrissy]

Yes.

[Chris Hoadley]

You do? What kind of. What's your favorite kind of wine?

[Chrissy]

Well, we'd like a good pinot cab.

[Chris Hoadley]

I like a good penis, too.

[Chrissy]

Pinot.

[Chris Hoadley]

Pinot.

[Chrissy]

A pinot and a cab. I mean, we're not. We don't go crazy unless it is a very special occasion.

[Chris Hoadley]

But, you know, what is the nicest bottle of wine you've ever had?

[Chrissy]

The night. I mean, I can't remember the name of it because I was never Going to buy, you know, I mean, it was probably a couple hundred dollars. Yeah, you know, four, maybe $400 bottle or something.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah. You know, we, when we worked at the, the steakhouse, we had that Silver Oak. You know what Silver Oak is? Silver oak. Really nice bottle of wine. And we would sell those bottles. Some of those bottles were like $250. And I always thought that was a huge deal, like if someone bought a $250 bottle of wine. Now I see some of these, like really shitty wines are $250, and I'm like, that's ins. Just think about it. You're going to drink that wine. It's literally going to go through your body and then you're going to piss it out.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah. What do you guys like, white wine or red wine?

[Chrissy]

Both.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah. It just depends on what you're eating.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, like a Savon Blanc for white. And then we go pinot or cab, depending on the meal. Or reds.

[Chris Hoadley]

I can see Jeff at the house. How's. How's Jeff? How's it. How's the house doing?

[Chrissy]

He's good. The house is doing good. I've got it all, you know, still decorated up with the Halloween stuff for Halloween.

[Chris Hoadley]

You gonna give him a little. Did you give him a little Halloween surprise?

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah. What'd you dress as?

[Chrissy]

I'll tell you when we're off of the podcast.

[Chris Hoadley]

All right. It's Friday. I'm still recovering from my parathyroid surgery. I'm now dealing with. What is it called? Hyperthyroiditis, which means that I've got a bunch of extra thyroid hormone.

[Chrissy]

Your hyper.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, man, I'm way hyper. I had such a hard time sleeping last night.

[Chrissy]

Oh, yeah?

[Chris Hoadley]

Are they pinned? Yeah. My. It was so crazy because. Well, here, I'll explain just a little bit. Then I'm going to get in the meat potatoes of the episode. But part of the reason why I may sound a little bit off this week is because I have something called hyperthyroiditis. I got my parathyroid taken out. When they do that, they open up your neck, they pull out your thyroid, and then they look for the height for the parathyroid, which is behind your thyroid. When they do that, they. They manip. Manipulate your thyroid. They touch it, and when they touch it, sometimes that thyroid reacts by getting stimulated just like a lot of other glands in my body that get stimulated. And so it is literally Chrissy to me. I think the only thing that I can tell you is it's like being high on cocaine. That's the only.

[Chrissy]

Wow.

[Chris Hoadley]

That's the only, like, reference point that I natural cocaine now. It doesn't come with, like, the comedown. Like, the need to do more cocaine.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, that's good.

[Chris Hoadley]

Look at me. I am literally all over the place. Look at my hands right now. I am so high. So I was staring at the mirror yesterday. I was looking into the mirror, and I was telling Astrid, I'm like, hey, a couple days ago. And I'm like, hey, babe, look at my eyes. They are literally pinned. Are they pinned right now?

[Chrissy]

Yeah, they are.

[Chris Hoadley]

They are. Yeah, they are pinpoints because I am so fucking high right now. I have zero pupils. So if anybody's wondering why Brian sounds a little bit off this last week, it's because I have too much thyroid. I got rid of the parathyroid problem. I picked up a thyroid problem. And fuck you if you don't like these episodes.

[Chrissy]

Your body's readjusting.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah. I mean, someone made a comment on one of the text messages, but, you know, fuck them. It said, Brian sounds extra unfunny this last couple of days. Yeah, well, fuck you. All right, well, we're going to get funny. And here is what I want to present to you on Friday for a video breakdown. I thought this was something easy to do that I could do while I'm still high.

[Chrissy]

Good thing.

[Chris Hoadley]

21 convention. One of our favorite places to find pickup artists, because that is basically what the 21 Convention was originally geared toward. And in 2014, one of our friends presented a did a presentation called how to Be Sexual Like a Man. And that's literally the name of the presentation, how to Be Sexual Like a Man. And this presentation, about halfway through, goes off the rails when he invites a nice young lady to come up so that he can show the guys in the audience how to get sexual like a man. So I want to take a break, Chrissy, and when we get back, I want to review this video with you.

[Chrissy]

Let's do it.

[Chris Hoadley]

All right, we'll be back.

[Astrid]

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[Chris Hoadley]

Bye.

[Brian Green]

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[Chris Hoadley]

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[Chrissy]

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[Chrissy]

He's got like a frosted lip.

[Chris Hoadley]

I know. They forgot to do the lip around. We were just looking at a picture of Trump at one of his at the garbage rally. Garbage rally. And someone forgot to put the tanner around his lips. So it literally looks like he's in blackface or something. It's kind of weird. I mean, I know the guy has tons of money just being thrown at him. He's got to have, like a really good makeup artist. He said, isn't it a little disconcerting to see that? Yeah. Wouldn't you think that you would look in the mirror and say, hey, can you do the lips? Can you do the three and a half inches around my lips? Would that be okay? I don't know. Maybe he was having Burger King beforehand or something. All right, so we're at the 21 convention. The year is 2014. We've got a young man making a presentation about how to be sexual like a man. We're going to jump into the middle of this where he invites a young lady that he knows to come up so that he can give a demonstration on how to get sexual like a man. You ready, Chrissy?

[Chrissy]

I'm ready.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, I think this is going to be a good one. Here we go.

[Angela]

So when it comes to getting more physical, starting with the feeling in your body.

[Chris Hoadley]

Shouldn'T starting with that tingling down in your underwear, you're under Regent be that difficult?

[Angela]

Once again, all the times when you've gotten closer to a woman when that physical thing just kind of happened and you look back, wait, what did I do? How did that happen?

[Chrissy]

How did that happen?

[Chris Hoadley]

Alcohol. It's really what I think. Back on it. Chrissy and I were just reminiscing about some of the mistakes we've made in our own love lives. And I think we agree that 90% of them could be chalked up to way too much alcohol.

[Angela]

When two people are attracted to each other, when two people are speaking and these feelings are coming up for them and they're looking in each other's eyes and communicating on that deeper level. I mean, the only.

[Chris Hoadley]

I like how when he says communicating on the deeper level, he puts his hands down near his penis.

[Angela]

Level of communication. That really matters when it comes to human communication, then there's going to be a.

[Chris Hoadley]

It's all about the sex, Christy. That's all that matters.

[Angela]

Just to let you know, an almost magnetic pull. Actually, it could probably be a. Exactly. A magnetic pull towards each other.

[Chrissy]

Right.

[Angela]

They're just drawn towards each other.

[Chrissy]

I'm picturing him waddling with his dick first. Like, attract.

[Chris Hoadley]

Must attract, like two magnets.

[Angela]

Be closer. Because there's nothing in the world that would be more appealing to those people at that point in time. So underneath it all, right, getting closer to someone, getting more physical with someone, is simply that natural expression of, I want to be close to you. I just want to touch you.

[Chrissy]

Has he blinked the whole time?

[Chris Hoadley]

No, he has not blinked the entire. Speaking of eyes. Yeah. And, like, I don't want to make fun of someone's appearance because he is who he is. He looks how he looks. And. And. But I do have to say there's something a little bit unnerving about the way that he's speaking and the hand gestures that he's using and the fact that he has not blinked in almost two hours of this presentation. Chrissy and I reviewed some of the earlier parts of this, and he really hasn't blinked the entire time. He's like me. You think he's got hyperthyroid.

[Angela]

I'm gonna feel your skin against mine. Because nothing would feel more amazing right now. Second you get in your head. Oh, wait, should I put my arm around her? Should I hold her hand?

[Chris Hoadley]

Should I whip my dick out? How much I love her?

[Angela]

Suddenly it feels awkward. Suddenly it feels anxious. Vibe goes away. She no longer wants you near her.

[Chrissy]

Wow.

[Chris Hoadley]

Wow. What happened there?

[Chrissy]

No. Almost holding hands to get away from me.

[Chris Hoadley]

Get away from me. Yeah. I don't know. What? I don't know. Did he say anything in between that. That I missed? Okay, that's a little weird.

[Chrissy]

He just looked at her without blinking.

[Chris Hoadley]

Right, right, right. Look at those eyes. Geez.

[Angela]

So I'm going to be walking you through some ways to kind of slowly build up that expression of I want to be closer to you with respect to the other person's boundaries. But keep in mind that this isn't something.

[Chris Hoadley]

This already sounds like it's going off the track when you have to say what's going on.

[Chrissy]

Keep in mind there's really no boundaries.

[Chris Hoadley]

Keep in mind boundaries are flexible.

[Angela]

Sort of we'll step by step do 1A, then 1B. This is simply the ways that I've found that when I'm attracted to someone that when I have that feeling of, oh, man, I just want to be near you. That I've expressed myself physically. It's my desire combined with my personality, with what feels best for me. If you're not doing what feels best for you, it's not going to feel good for her.

[Chris Hoadley]

I think they're here because what feels best for them has not worked in the past. I'm just taking a guess.

[Chrissy]

Exactly.

[Angela]

If you're doing what feels best for you in that moment, it's probably going to feel good for her as well. As long as you're reading her the entire time. So to help me demonstrate the ways that I get closer to someone when I feel that attraction, I'd like to welcome my friend up to the stage.

[Chris Hoadley]

Do you notice that they bleeped out her name? Oh, very interesting.

[Chrissy]

She was like, do not mention my name.

[Chris Hoadley]

I bet she definitely said, take my name out of this. Let's do this. Let's go through this again. Just to make sure it wasn't a glitch in the video.

[Angela]

That attraction. I'd like to welcome my friend to the stage.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, that was silent out.

[Chris Hoadley]

Well, you know what? He did the hard work for us because this poor girl doesn't need any more attention that she's already gotten for this video. A smattering of applause.

[Angela]

Chrissy introduction is incredible. She's the founder and CEO of.

[Chris Hoadley]

Wow. They have cut out any identifying information for this young lady. That's. I know that she must have requested that.

[Angela]

It's a company that pairs American investors with African startups. Brilliant and gorgeous, by the way.

[Chris Hoadley]

Gorgeous young lady.

[Angela]

Fortunate to have her up here assisting me today. So once again starts.

[Chris Hoadley]

She gives him a look like, don't touch me. This girl's already creeped out with that.

[Angela]

Feeling in your body. It starts with that natural desire. It starts with feeling.

[Chris Hoadley]

That starts with a little saliva coming out of your Mouth and rolling down.

[Angela]

Your chin back from her and feeling that kind of magnetic attraction that you might have for the other person.

[Chrissy]

She immediately is thinking, why did I agree to do this?

[Chris Hoadley]

She's immediately wondering where her cell phone is to press the emergency button. Chrissy, could you imagine being at this guy's apartment? And he's like, I'm feeling this attraction. And he starts shaking his body left and right. I'm feeling this attraction. Can you feel the magnet pulling from the downside of my pants? This is just the way I express myself with respect to your boundaries. Can you feel the roof and all taking effect?

[Angela]

No secret. There's so mad, no magic to it. The first thing you want to do, you just want to get closer. The more exciting it feels, the better. And the closer you get, the more.

[Chris Hoadley]

Those feel, the more she will recognize your breath as one that has not been brushed. Those teeth. Cavity breath is what I call it infection breath.

[Angela]

Things start to spike. It's natural human condition.

[Chrissy]

This does not look natural at all.

[Chris Hoadley]

This guy looks completely uncomfortable, and this girl is standing her ground. She looks like she's about to smack him. Yeah, she's so uncomfortable. Oh, my God.

[Angela]

You're in a loud environment, such as a bar or a club. You've got an added bonus. You've got an added benefit.

[Chris Hoadley]

Why is he staring right at her and, like, not talking to the audience? This is just. Yeah. Do you think that these two have any kind of romantic connection beforehand? No, I'm assuming not. I'm assuming she was at the conference. Conference. He met her. He needed someone to help him out with this, and no practice whatsoever. She just called it. He called her up on stage, and now she is terribly uncomfortable and she doesn't know what to do.

[Angela]

Loud music. Anyone who says, oh, it's too loud in those places, they don't understand how attraction works.

[Chrissy]

This is so weird.

[Chris Hoadley]

This is the cringiest thing I've ever seen.

[Angela]

Because it gives you an easy excuse to get closer to someone.

[Chris Hoadley]

He just leaned over and talked in her ear. Oh, Chrissy. Can you feel the hairs on his beard just scraping against the side of your face? Can you feel my scraggly beard? Cheeto dust and all. Did you know Cheeto dust makes you transparent? Can you smell the Doritos on my breath?

[Angela]

If they can't hear you, that just means get closer. It doesn't mean yell.

[Chris Hoadley]

Strangest thing.

[Chrissy]

I'm magnetic to you.

[Chris Hoadley]

I love you. I've never been with a real woman.

[Chrissy]

If some guy did this to me, I would Be like. And what is happening?

[Chris Hoadley]

I've been to lots of bars where you lean over to talk in someone's ear, but you do not do it. Standing one inch from their face and not moving, just staring. Yeah.

[Angela]

And as you get closer to someone, those natural feelings come out more.

[Chris Hoadley]

My boner gets a little bit higher. Ack, ack. Chrissy.

[Chrissy]

This is bad.

[Angela]

And it should be. Once again, you've got this magnetic pull towards each other. You just want to get closer and closer so that every single.

[Chris Hoadley]

She's backing away. He said closer and closer. She took a step backwards time.

[Angela]

You might get a little bit closer on a date or anything. That's so funny. The overall distance just kind of closes a little bit more and a little bit more. And you don't have to do anything fancy.

[Chris Hoadley]

Like, what a plie. What do you got to do? What are you going to do, the moonwalk? I'm not sure what you're talking about. Anything fancy. I want to describe this because I know most of you listen to the show. No one ever watches the videos, but I want to describe this to you. This guy is less than a foot and a half away from this girl's face. His body is facing her, but she is turned sideways. The look on her face could not be like. She could not be more that.

[Chrissy]

She's up there.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah. She can't believe what she just agreed to. She has no idea what he's about to do. And it feels. She is.

[Chrissy]

So she's like, this guy better invest in my company. This better be worth it.

[Chris Hoadley]

I have 10 African companies that need funding immediately. I have to tell you that when he says, with respect to boundaries, being within a foot and a half of someone's space, that you do not know.

[Chrissy]

And staring without blinking.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yes, staring without blinking. By the way, he has not moved his eyeballs. He is staring directly at her forehead the entire time while he's talking. This is not the way to physically approach a woman in a bar, I can promise you that.

[Angela]

Because when you're feeling this, every little touch carries that feeling much more strongly. So if I lean in and our arms graze against each other, that's just going to.

[Chris Hoadley]

She has an instant orgasm. Did you see that? Instant orgasm. Or was it men?

[Chrissy]

Oh, my God.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, Chrissy. You know, don't worry, Chrissy, I'm going to. Can you do an example with me? Stand up, Chrissy.

[Angela]

Have more electricity to it. That's going to feel as good as anything in the world could possibly feel.

[Chris Hoadley]

No, I think that's Wrong. I think there are other things in the world that could feel better than brushing against somebody's skit.

[Chrissy]

I mean, I would be laughing if I were her.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah. Wouldn't she be heading for the exit? Yes. Yes.

[Angela]

She's got her arms down at her side, and I lean in and our hands touch. Oh, my goodness.

[Chrissy]

Oh, my goodness.

[Angela]

Hands have a lot of nerve endings in them. And so if I lean in and our hands graze, not only will that send that electricity through our bodies, but I'm also going to get to gauge where she's at with this whole physical contact thing.

[Chrissy]

She jerks away.

[Chris Hoadley]

I have no idea what he's talking about. This guy has no idea. Our hands have a lot of nerve endings. No shit. Really doesn't give you the right to touch somebody.

[Jenna]

No.

[Angela]

If I lean in, our hands graze, and she gets a little bit uncomfortable, she gets a little bit closed up.

[Chris Hoadley]

I can pile drive her into the ground, smother her.

[Angela]

Go back here.

[Chris Hoadley]

Hey. My nerve endings, they were electrified. Nothing feels better in the world. I have nerve endings in my beard.

[Angela]

Okay. Maybe she was being friendly. Maybe she's just kind of naturally flirtatious and sexual, but she doesn't want to get physical with me. Cool. How's that going?

[Chris Hoadley]

Cool. How you doing? How's that going? How's that not being sexual with me going?

[Angela]

But. But if on the other hand, I get closer and our hands graze and she's still there, she still seems to enjoy it. She's not moving her hand, then I can assume she might enjoy a little bit more.

[Chris Hoadley]

Is he pulling her hand toward his cock?

[Chrissy]

Yes. Yes.

[Chris Hoadley]

It's sexual assault happening live on tv.

[Chrissy]

My cock has a lot of nerve endings.

[Chris Hoadley]

You know what else has a lot of nerve endings? My tasty taste. Testicles. God, can you smell the Doritos all over me?

[Angela]

Holding hands is the best. Holding hands is great. All those nerve endings joining with that feeling.

[Chris Hoadley]

I cannot imagine walking up to a girl and talking in her ear and grabbing her hand to hold hands. I can't imagine it. Maybe this is why I need alcohol to get laid.

[Angela]

It just kind of maximizes. It just kind of.

[Chris Hoadley]

That.

[Angela]

Blows everything up to another level. And you never want to stay completely. And so blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, because then it's just going to start to feel a little bit overwhelming.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh. Like any of this wasn't overwhelming from the beginning.

[Angela]

And you never want to keep your distance because then those feelings can never build. There has to be both poles present. There has to be a intensifying and there has to be a little bit of a break in that. So I'll be getting closer. I'll be able to read.

[Chris Hoadley]

My sexuality comes in waves.

[Chrissy]

Get close.

[Angela]

How close?

[Chris Hoadley]

At first, I brush my beard against the side of your face while I whisper, sweet nothing's into your ear. Then I grab your hand and pull it toward my penis. But there's a break. I've got to break the tension. I got to build it up again. And then I come back and I smother you.

[Angela]

Physical. She wants to get through the hands, through our shoulders, and everything else.

[Chris Hoadley]

And everything else.

[Angela]

Especially the feeling. You gotta maintain the feeling.

[Chris Hoadley]

He's waddling back and forth.

[Chrissy]

I know the weirdest.

[Angela]

Now, if this is all going well, if we're with each other, she's clearly very comfortable with the situation. She's flirting.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, yeah. She looks clearly comfortable with the situation.

[Angela]

By the way, that's all flirting is. If you've ever been confused, all flirting is, is speaking to someone else.

[Chris Hoadley]

Look. Look at her. Did he just say that? Did he just say that? Flirting is speaking to someone else.

[Chrissy]

That's all it is.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah. I flirt with the lady who answers at the bank all the time. I'm flirting with you right now on the other end of this microphone. Did you notice that when he's holding her hand, she is not holding his hand back? He's actually holding her wrist. Yeah, not her hand. Because I think he knows that he can't go in for the kill here with her. She's. She's basically standoffish, as I would be, too.

[Chrissy]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

She must be blindsided by this whole thing.

[Angela]

All flirting is is speaking to someone else with that feeling in your body with that sexual tone.

[Chris Hoadley]

Flirting is speaking with a boner.

[Chrissy]

He is so creepy.

[Chris Hoadley]

He is.

[Angela]

It doesn't matter what you say. You can flirt with someone talking about breakfast.

[Chris Hoadley]

No, you can't. What are you talking about? Hey, Chrissy, did you notice they have bagels?

[Chrissy]

Bacon.

[Chris Hoadley]

You want to wrap that around my dick?

[Angela]

What do you have for you?

[Chris Hoadley]

Want a bacon wrap ball? Chrissy?

[Chrissy]

Bacon balls.

[Chris Hoadley]

Bacon balls.

[Angela]

Breakfast today snack.

[Chris Hoadley]

Crackle and pop on this cock.

[Angela]

Oh, yeah. Love pancakes. My favorite. Words don't matter. They never did. Only thing that matters is the feeling.

[Chris Hoadley]

Words don't matter. They never did. This guy. This is like a rom com. Words don't matter. They never did, Chrissy. Oh, my God. This is the funnest. This is the funnest for everybody except for the poor girl.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, she's mortified.

[Chris Hoadley]

That's Right. All right, we'll take a break and we'll come back with more of this.

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[Chris Hoadley]

All right, we're back trying to figure out how to get sexual like a man with our friend here at the 21 convention. He's currently up on stage with a lovely young lady and he's trying to give you an example of how to turn that conversation at the bar into something much more sexual. And he's failing at every level.

[Angela]

She's been receptive so far. Getting closer, pulling back.

[Chrissy]

So bad.

[Chris Hoadley]

Getting closer, pulling back, getting closer, pulling back, getting closer, pulling out.

[Angela]

Hands are all good. Another thing that I might move towards is my hand on our hip. Hips are a very sensitive area.

[Chris Hoadley]

The jokes make themselves. I don't even have to say anything. Honestly.

[Chrissy]

The jokes make disgust at his hand.

[Chris Hoadley]

She looked right down at his Hand. Like, I don't under. I gave you no permission to touch my hip.

[Angela]

If a woman feels comfortable with your.

[Chris Hoadley]

Hand on her hip, you are golden.

[Chrissy]

You're in.

[Chris Hoadley]

You're gonna pre ejaculate. No doubt.

[Angela]

It's very much just going to raise the tension, raise the energy even more.

[Chrissy]

Come here to me.

[Chris Hoadley]

Come here. Let me grab you by the hips and pull you closer to my magnetic balls.

[Angela]

Once again. How do I do it? How do I touch? If you're thinking that you're doing it wrong, the only thing that matters is what feels best for you.

[Chris Hoadley]

Can you smell Call of Duty on my breath?

[Angela]

What is going to feel the most amazing for you in that moment?

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, that's all you got to worry about when you're talking to another human being. It's what's going to make you feel most amazing in the moment while paying.

[Angela]

Close attention to how she feels as well.

[Chrissy]

Okay, well, we add that in.

[Angela]

So I'm getting closer talking. It's funny.

[Chrissy]

She is looking mortified.

[Chris Hoadley]

I think I'm. Christina. Can you put a link to this video inside? Because I think the jokes here make themselves quite frankly. You have to start this video. Put a link in the video, Christina, if you could. And to the audience, start around minute number 21 or 22 on this video. And look at the craziness that is going on on stage. This poor girl is basically. I mean, if she's not getting assaulted, she's certainly in a uncomfort zone of epic proportions.

[Chrissy]

Also, I'm going to point out that they started on the stage much further to the right. She has backed away slowly.

[Chris Hoadley]

That's right. You're right about that. Yes.

[Chrissy]

To the left of the stage.

[Chris Hoadley]

They are 15ft from where they started, and it's her moving backwards every time he touches her.

[Angela]

Hands on the hips. Bodies getting closer to one another.

[Chrissy]

As she backs away.

[Chris Hoadley]

Old spice spewing out of my Porsche jac war on my dick ready to be had. I'm open. I'm yours ready to be. I'm like a flower ready to bloom.

[Angela]

When you're at that point, you're looking in each other's eyes.

[Chris Hoadley]

She's not looking at you in the eyes.

[Chrissy]

She's looking down.

[Chris Hoadley]

She's looking down at the floor.

[Angela]

It's almost impossible for a kiss not to happen right here.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, my God.

[Angela]

Oh, we're friends.

[Chris Hoadley]

It's. Oh, no, don't.

[Chrissy]

She's like, please don't go in for the kiss.

[Chris Hoadley]

Please don't go in for the kiss. Please don't go in for the kiss. We're not friends. We're not really friends.

[Chrissy]

We just met.

[Chris Hoadley]

I've never been friends with anyone ever. Oh no.

[Angela]

Another big round of applause.

[Chrissy]

She is like, thank God.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh my God. Chrissy. That was like, oh, God. Honestly, I've never wanted something not to happen so bad in my life. Seriously.

[Chrissy]

He's like, that's how he's doing it.

[Chris Hoadley]

He's like, that's how you do it.

[Chrissy]

Yeah. Yuckles.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, I'll be here all week.

[Angela]

So that's getting sexual. There's no secret. There's no long technical thing to remember. It's about practicing.

[Chris Hoadley]

Who do you practice that with? I know, it's terrible.

[Angela]

It's about training yourself to not get in your head, to not start thinking, what do I do? What do I say? To get in touch with those feelings in your body and to allow them to come forward as they would naturally, as they have before when you weren't thinking about what to do when it just kind of happened. And this is something you can train yourself in. I always say, you want to get good at this. Flirt with everyone, right? If you just, you want to get.

[Chris Hoadley]

Arrested, do what I just did with everyone. I always say if you want to be on a sex offender registry list.

[Angela]

Try to do something with the small percentage of women who you're attracted to. But then you do the opposite the rest of the time you're always going to suck. It's impossible to get good if you're doing one thing 99% of the time and then only doing that thing you want to improve on the other 1% of the time. It'll never happen for you.

[Chris Hoadley]

So you're saying practice getting uncomfortable. Practice getting in people's personal space. Every single time that you meet a girl, even if you're not attracted to her, try and hold her hand, grab her hips, give her a kiss. Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Chrissy]

Anybody.

[Chris Hoadley]

Works for me. Chrissy.

[Angela]

So I always say flirt with everyone.

[Chris Hoadley]

By the way, what happened on stage is exactly how I got Astrid to marry me, right?

[Angela]

And not even in a way that, oh, I'm trying to get in bed with you, but just in a way that acknowledges, hey, when we're around, hey.

[Chris Hoadley]

I'm practicing for someone I really find attractive, right? I'm leading you on so I can get with someone more attractive later on.

[Angela]

In the evening, each other. This funny natural, God given thing happens in our bodies. We can't control it. It's kind of silly, it's kind of funny. Might be a little Weird.

[Chris Hoadley]

It might be a little weird. You put a punctuation mark on that, bro.

[Angela]

But it's enjoyable, right? Waitresses. I've gotten so many freebies just from flirting with the waitress. How's your day going? Yeah, what do you recommend on this menu?

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, waitresses are giving you free items because you ask what they recommend on the menu. I've been doing it wrong the entire time. Chrissy, when Astrid says give them the Brian look, I should really go grab their hips and rub my beard all over them.

[Angela]

Older women flirt with older women, man.

[Chris Hoadley]

Older women, man, they love it. Tabby cats, post office workers.

[Angela]

Oh, they're the best practice in the world. Enjoy their company. Make them feel beautiful. Make them feel sexy. You're so sweet. I'm going to introduce you to my daughter, My granddaughter. Right? Look at the most charming, charismatic, sexy men. They flirt with every single woman, not just trying to do something differently when they're around someone they like. You have to practice this all the time if you want to get good. If you want to be considered a sexual human being, it has to be part of who you are. Part of your natural communication. Vacation.

[Chrissy]

Sexual. Like a man and one.

[Chris Hoadley]

Well, Chrissy, I think I've been doing this wrong the entire time. I wish I had taken this advice long before because I would be a stud of epic proportions.

[Chrissy]

You should have been going to the 21 convention.

[Chris Hoadley]

Just learned how to assault someone's personal space. Much sooner, things would have turned out differently for me again.

[Angela]

If someone. If the waitress is like, I'm okay, sir. I'm gonna go back.

[Chris Hoadley]

Great.

[Angela]

I'll have the pancakes. Thank you. You. But if she's like, oh, you're so sweet. Better be like, you're so sweet.

[Chrissy]

No, you.

[Chris Hoadley]

And then she's like, no, you're so sweet. And then you're like, no, it's you, sweetie. That's so sweet. And then she says, no, you're so sweet. Sweet. And then you say, I'll take extra syrup with my pancakes. You know how many freebies I've gotten that way? Just blow jobs right under the table. It works every time. You know how many old ladies are giving me head? Taking out their dentures and knocking one off in the bathroom? It's because I flirt with everybody. Everyone.

[Angela]

How long have you been working here for? Doesn't matter what you say.

[Chris Hoadley]

I feel really bad for anyone that works at a restaurant close to the 21 convention. Any woman that works at a bar inside of the hotel.

[Angela]

That feeling that's being exchanged.

[Chrissy]

Well, we were Saying, I wish it was still going on so that we could do a little reconnaissance mission down there.

[Chris Hoadley]

I know, yeah, that would be like the best, would be if we could go down there ourselves or somebody that we knew could go down there.

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

And really get an eye on what's going on in there. You know, I've looked at so many 21 convention videos, and I will say this. While 99% of what's being said at the 99 at the 21 convention is not my type of content, there are a few speakers. A few speakers, especially toward the end of their run, who were saying things that, you know, I could agree with, like, just about how to be a better human being and how to be a. A better man. A more.

[Chrissy]

Yeah, like a more specific tricks.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah. Like instead of like that kind of, you know, hyper masculine message, more of like a softer approach to it. And I can, I can agree with some of what's being said, but this pickup artist that they have got almost every one of those videos that I have watched, it's just terrible advice for people who really need some good advice. I mean, if you're paying $5,000 to go down there, there and learn how to speak with the opposite sex or the same sex or whatever, I think you really need someone who's going to give you like some personalized, hey, dude, just be yourself. Like, you know, it doesn't happen every time. You just gotta, you know, be comfortable inside of your own skin and make somebody else feel comfortable inside of their own skin. Not grab them by the hips and rub your beard all over them. That's a terrible piece of advice. Terrible. And I can promise you, I can promise you, you. This guy has never, ever used that trick at a bar and it worked. Never ever. He's not sexual like a man. He speaks a little weird too, if I'm being honest with you.

[Chrissy]

Oh, the 21.

[Chris Hoadley]

The 21 convention. So much fun. Chrissy.

[Chrissy]

There's got to be another one that's popped up somewhere. Or I guess it's just now all YouTube stuff. Yeah, it's all YouTube people becoming Trump's advisors to bitcoin.

[Chris Hoadley]

Bitcoin. A lot of these people have ended up in Trump's orbit. That's right. But that's because he's leaning into that kind of like, you know, I don't want to, like, be generic when I say this, but kind of that, like, bro tastic world. And so a lot of these speakers and a lot of the people from the 21 convention have ended up in Trump's orbit. And it's kind of interesting to watch it all happen as these guys kind of gravitate toward that messaging.

[Chrissy]

What's his name again? I need to look him up.

[Chris Hoadley]

Who?

[Chrissy]

This guy now?

[Chris Hoadley]

This guy?

[Chrissy]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

Nick Austin or something like that? Yeah, yeah, something like that.

[Chrissy]

Nick Springy.

[Chris Hoadley]

Nick. I just saw it. I'll get it for you. Oh, Nick Sparks. Nick Sparks. That's right. And now a lot of these puzzles days are fighting online. They're all fighting online about who's got the best and who does it the best and who's scamming who. It's really interesting. We'll review some more of that content coming up. All right. I want to thank everybody for dealing with me this week, as I really am just kind of being taken for a ride by my hormones, if I'm gonna be honest. So if this hasn't been the best week of the commercial break, well, I'm sorry. That's just the way that it is. But at least it's a fresh episode, right? It's not a best of. It is. Yeah. And I want to thank Christina for doing such a great job while we've been gone. I think she did a great job holding down the.

[Chrissy]

She did fantastic.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yes, I know best of are not your favorite. I think she did a great job putting them together and making them interesting. So thank you to Christina, our Wonderful executive producer. Okay. 212-4333. TCB 2124333822 questions, comments, concern, concerns, content, ideas. Also, ask TCB. And if you have a charity you would like us to focus on during the day, the 12 days of TCB, please let us know so we can vet it out a little bit more and you'll figure out how that goes down on the 12 days of TCB, December 13th through the 25th. Tcbpodcast.com all the information, all the audio and video and get your free sticker. Hit the contact us button and request one at the commercial break on Instagram, TCB podcast on TikTok and YouTube.com the commercial break. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.

[Chrissy]

I think so.

[Chris Hoadley]

But I will tell you that I love you.

[Chrissy]

And I love you.

[Chris Hoadley]

I'll say best to you.

[Chrissy]

Best to you.

[Chris Hoadley]

Best you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time. Chrissy. And I always say, we do say and we must say goodbye.

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