It's Your Whatever Chakra

Summary

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The Commercial Break: “It’s Your Whatever Chakra”

Episode Date: February 15, 2024
Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley
Theme: Satirical Deconstruction of “Masculine Energy,” Viral Internet Oddities, and the Mystery of the “Whatever Chakra”

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Episode Overview

This anarchic, improv-heavy episode sees longtime friends Bryan and Krissy riff on spiritual self-help nonsense, the absurdity of “masculine energy” seminars, TikTok/UMG drama, and viral internet moments—sprinkled with self-deprecating production woes, reminiscences about bad reality TV auditions, and their signature roast of pickup artist (PUA) culture. The heart of the episode is a boisterous, relentless takedown of a “21 Convention” motivational speaker’s chakra lecture—hell-bent on separating “upper” and “lower” male energies (“whatever chakra”) into comically sexual territory. Expect relentless tangents, ridiculous improv, running gags, and the affectionate chaos that defines the show.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Production Disasters & Guest No-Shows

• The team reveals technical glitches sabotaged their planned celebrity TCB Infomercial guest.
  • [01:09] Bryan: "We’re having all kind of technical misfires here at the commercial break. But we’ll get there."
• Krissy blames the mishap on the “new moon,” prompting playful skepticism and “man moon cycle” jokes.

2. Viral Instagram and ‘Elderly Partying’

• Bryan recounts a wild Instagram video of elderly women at a party openly using cocaine—sparking speculation if retirement should just be one big blowout.
  • [04:42] Bryan: "You do the drugs when you’re young...and then you do them when you’re very old. Because when you’re old, what the fuck do you have to lose? You might as well have a party."
• The hosts discuss ayahuasca ceremonies caught on film: “Who’s filming? The only guy who didn’t do ayahuasca.”

3. Word of the Day: ‘Duende’

• Today’s word: Duende (Spanish; passion, inspiration, soul in art).
  • [07:11] Krissy (reading): "The duende behind his song comes from nature."
  • [08:13] Bryan: "Quality of passion and inspiration. There you go."
• Leads to a digression about misunderstood song lyrics, particularly "Desperado" by The Eagles and Bryan’s theory it’s “about riding the dildo.”

4. Music Industry News: TikTok vs Universal Music Group

• UMG pulling catalog from TikTok over royalty disputes.
  • [11:08] Bryan (paraphrased): "UMG...said it would pull its catalog from the platform after failing to negotiate a new contract. That was two weeks ago...The biggest hurdle: royalty payments."
  • Krissy wonders about music vanishing from users’ past TikToks.
  • [13:25] Bryan: "Part of the allure of TikTok is the music…so many artists have broke big on TikTok."
• Satirical infomercial about “TCB Music”—their own label for “forgettable favorites” like "Fiddle Diddle Doodle," "Sunny Side Up," and "Rigatoni"—parodying the cheapening of music content.

5. PUA Community Satire Update

• John Anthony Lifestyle, infamous “pickup artist,” now positions himself as a critic of other PUAs, but Bryan doesn’t buy the reform.
  • [26:48] Bryan: "He’s now a critic...saying they’re misogynistic and they never work. I mean, it’s quite the kettle calling the Q-tip white."
• Both hosts lambast the PUA industry’s predatory tactics on vulnerable men, swindling them with empty promises and “programs” taught by charlatans.

6. Main Event: Takedown of “21 Convention” Masculinity Guru

A pivotal, multi-segment “live roast” of a motivational seminar speaker from the “21 Convention” (aimed at men “reclaiming” masculinity).

Breakdown:

• Speaker (“Zan”) attempts to teach “masculine energy” flowing between a man’s “center” (literally pointing to chest and groin), invoking “chakras”—but with little mastery of the concept.
  • [33:44] Bryan: "I like when you go to talk about the chakras and you say, whatever it’s called. Yeah, whatever it’s called. I’ve studied it for 3,000 years..."
  • [34:33] Speaker: "Start from here, like this. Your energy as a man moves out into the world...and it goes up and out like a brass."
  • [38:13] Speaker: "There’s an equal counterbalancing energy that is necessary to be a man. This is your dick energy."
• Bryan and Krissy crack up at the “whatever chakra” and “dick energy” terminology, adding layers of parody with their own crude but hilarious “character voices.”
  • [39:06] ‘Dick Chakra’ (played by Bryan): "I’m on the floor begging, bitches, and having fun."
  • Constant callbacks: “whatever chakra, get to work,” “spanking energy,” “thrusting across the coffee shop.”
• They critique the more toxic ideological underpinnings:
  • The speaker’s suggestion that sexual desire by itself is often maligned as “toxic” or “rapist” (-like) in the West.
    • [42:24] Bryan: “I don’t think you’re a rapist because you have sexual energy.”
  • Snake oil contrast between “nice guys” (doomed to fail) and the vital need for “lower, thrusting energy.”
    • [50:58] Bryan: "You make nice guys sound like a bad thing...Guys should be nice in general!"
• They notice the audience’s apparent confusion and indifference, mocking his implied lack of crowd control.
  • [57:25] Speaker: “Is this lining with you guys?”
  • [57:28] Krissy: “Cuz I’ve seen a lot of black faces out there.”
  • [57:31] Bryan: “Cuz all three of you seem to be kind of confused.”

Memorable Moments & Quotes:

• On the speaker:
  • "He’s got a look, it’s like I could have been Johnny Depp, but I went to Krispy Kreme instead." (Bryan, [32:15])
  • “Nothing says deep and sincere, spiritual and alive, energetic and manly like whatever chakra.” (Bryan, [48:49])
• Improvised ad spots:
  • "Hi, I’m Yuckles...until I learned how to pull 14 people out of my clown car. Now I’m getting pussy everywhere I go." (Bryan, [47:05])
• On sexual pleasure education:
  • "So guys getting educated about female anatomy to make sex more pleasurable is a bad thing?" (Bryan, [53:33])
  • "I'm a woman and I'm saying I like that stuff!" (Krissy, [54:01])

Satirical Summary

• The hosts ultimately lampoon the self-help/grifter complex, exposing how faux-spiritual advice (delivered poorly) merges with toxic masculinity, to the amusement and bemusement of all—especially their own.

7. The Running Gag: “Whatever Chakra”

• The phrase becomes shorthand for pseudo-enlightened nonsense and oversexed blather. Bryan’s impressions of the “dick chakra” and “whatever chakra” create a leitmotif running until the close.

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Timestamped Notable Quotes

• [01:46] Krissy: "It is a new moon today, so maybe there has something to do with it."
• [04:42] Bryan: "Why the fuck not? When you’re old, what do you have to lose? You might as well have a party."
• [07:16] Krissy: "Are you ready? Word of the day today: duende."
• [13:25] Bryan: "Part of the allure of TikTok is the music...so many artists have broke big on breaking bad—essentially—on TikTok..."
• [26:48] Bryan: "It’s quite the kettle calling the Q-tip white. I know nothing about picking up women, but I know these tactics don’t work."
• [33:44] Bryan: "I like when you go to talk about the chakras and you say, whatever it’s called. I’ve studied it for 3,000 years. I am the last of the kung fu chakras or whatever."
• [38:13] Seminar Speaker: "There’s an equal counterbalancing energy that is necessary to be a man. This is your dick energy."
• [50:58] Bryan: "You make nice guys sound like a bad thing...Guys should be nice in general!"
• [54:01] Krissy: "I’m a woman and I’m saying I like that stuff!"
• [57:25] Speaker: "Is this lining with you guys?"
• [57:36] Krissy: "Is the lighting good?"
• [58:19] Speaker: "That’s why women are going, where’s the real men?"
• [59:34] Bryan: "Nothing says lower dick energy like the guy who married his daughter."

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Flow, Energy, and Tone

• Chaotic, affectionate, irreverent.
• Laughter therapy through deconstruction: nothing is sacred, from new age mysticism to self-anointed “alpha males” and TikTok licensing disputes.
• Improv character bits and faux infomercials (the “Yuckles Clown School” bit at [47:00]) amplify the parody.
• Enduring theme: Skewering self-importance and unseriousness, while never letting the show take itself too seriously.

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"Whatever Chakra": The Last Word

The phrase “whatever chakra” lingers as emblematic of this episode—the perfect symbol for all slick, unearned wisdom babbled by self-help hucksters and ridiculed by those who refuse to buy in. Bryan and Krissy bring it back for a punchy signoff, reminding listeners: skepticism and laughter are the real energy you need.

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For fans new and old:
Expect stream-of-consciousness humor, layered improv, and a relentless urge to poke holes through the fabric of pop-psych “guru” culture—all while Bryan and Krissy keep it just polished enough to feel like the world’s funniest, least structured happy hour.

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Best to you, and best to your whatever chakra—now back to your regularly scheduled podcast universe.

Transcript

[A]

Always smell good.

[B]

I'll tell you for why. The first hole you penetrate is her nostril. Wow.

[A]

On this episode of the commercial break.

[B]

I think when you go to talk about the chakras that you say whatever. Whatever. Yeah, whatever it's called. I've studied it for 3,000 years. I am the last of the kung.

[C]

Fu chakras or whatever.

[B]

I was literally given my chakras by the Dalai Lama himself, but I can't remember what it's called.

[D]

Whatever.

[B]

Onward and upward.

[A]

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[B]

Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the beautiful co host of the commercial break, Kristen Joy Hoadly. Best to you, Chrissy and best you out there in the podcast universe. I started talking before the microphones are on. I was like.

[D]

Professional organization Tip top.

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Ship shop over here in shape.

[C]

Yeah, it's running like a well oiled machine.

[B]

Today especially we're just.

[C]

We got it dialed in.

[B]

Dialed in.

[C]

We're dialed into the phone number that doesn't work anymore.

[B]

Yeah, you know, we'll get there, we'll get there. I'm almost ready to present a new phone number, but not quite yet. We're having all kind of technical misfires here at the commercial break. But we'll get there, we'll get there. I want to share that we had a planned today, the day that we're recording this episode. We had planned not to record this episode for we had planned to have a very special superstar guest for a TCB infomercial. And we could not get him for the life of us, could not get him into the actual studio from the, you know, Internet. Yeah. Technical issues. I don't know what was going on.

[C]

It is a new moon today, so maybe there has something to do with it.

[B]

Oh, well, that's. That explains that is the horseshit. I was looking to excuse myself from Boom, boom, bam, Moon Psycho. I'm having my man moon Psycho. I had some that was on my Instagram and, and it was like, have you been to a man moon circle? And I was like a man moon circle. Well, yes, I think I have actually.

[D]

I think I've been to two or.

[B]

Three man moon circle. Two things update about Instagram. They went to the word of the day. Number one, I found more. You remember I told you was it was this, you know, I think Tina or you. We talked about the Instagram reel. I saw where the old ladies were at a party and they were passing around a plate of cocaine. No okay, that was Tina. Okay, so I saw this reel. It was, I'm assuming, somewhere in Western Europe.

[C]

Oh, you sent me the real, though. Okay.

[B]

Yes. And they were doing blow. They were like old ladies sitting at a table. Big party going on around them with lots of, you know, different age groups. Kids, Kids all the way up to very old folks. The old ladies were sitting at a table and they were passing around a huge plate of cocaine. And they were either sucking it in through their mouths and then, like, you could tell they were, like, licking their lips and, like, rubbing their teeth, just as you would if you had done cocaine, or they were sucking it into their nose. So either inhaling it or sniffing it, I guess it gets. Goes to the same place either way. And then they showed them later on in the party. They were moving, dancing, like, follow up to that video. There is a second part to that video where more old ladies at the same party are passing around that same plate of cocaine. And I was like, this has got.

[C]

To be like Pablo Escobar's family.

[B]

Yeah. No, no, I think these were Western European folks. They almost look like. I don't want to say the word gypsy because someone wrote me and told me that was highly offensive. I'm sorry, I didn't know they have it on tlc. I thought if it's on tlc, it must be safe to say on the tcb, but that's apparently not. But they looked like Western European or like, you know, travelers, something like that. So what do you want me to say? I can't say gypsies. What do you want me to say? I mean, I'm sorry if I offended anybody, but I thought that was a term that they use for themselves on.

[D]

The fucking television show.

[B]

Okay, all right. I'm going to calm down, though. I understand it might be offensive to people, so I'm going to call them travelers.

[E]

Right?

[B]

That's what they look like. Travelers. Travelers. I don't know. Okay, so here we go. And then I thought to myself, wow, this is either one big hoax video. Yeah, they're clearly sucking up sugar or something. Baby laxative or whatever. Or this is how you and I retire. This is where we go to retire at the Western European travelers parties.

[C]

Where are you going? Traveling.

[B]

Yes, traveling. Travel to the parties where they just hand out free cocaine to old people. And I thought to myself, why the fuck not? Why the fuck not? Yeah, good for you. This made honestly, Chrissy and I told Tina this. It made me think about drug use in an entirely different way. You do the drugs when you're young, test them out, see how they go. See if you're one of those people that are gonna, you know, die on the side of the street or manage to pull through. And then you do them when you're very old. Okay, Very young. Very old. Because when you're old, what the fuck do you have to lose? You might as well have a party.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Now my luck, I take one little. I start sucking it because my. I got congestion now because of the young cocaine abuse I did. But I suck that first line and I plop down right there. Widowmaker, right? Or.

[C]

Or we have a really good time.

[B]

We go to a man moon cycle and we get it done. And then number two on Instagram, I wanted to share with you is that because of these hippie dippy shit that I follow sometimes. Sometimes to laugh at. And then sometimes I actually, I saw a big circle of people. Imagine 80 hippies in a big circle. I'm assuming Costa Rica on the beach. No, not on the beach, but that would. That would have been nice. In the forest, in the rainforest somewhere.

[C]

It was one of those.

[B]

And they were doing the ayahuasca ceremony. They all had the ayahuasca cups and they were all sucking it up. So the beginning is they're, you know, chanting to the new man moon cycle or whatever. Oh, you know, above all, whatever. They slurped down that nasty ass drink of ayahuasca. And then fat. Then the quick cut. Now they're all out in the middle of the rainforest, tripping their brains out, throwing up. And it was reminded me who is filming this. The one guy who did not do ayahuasca that day. Yes, the one guy who was like, yeah, I'm good. That's me. Yeah, that would be me.

[C]

I'm going to wait and see what happens.

[B]

Listen, I'm gonna let you finish, but before you do, I'm really cool with whatever you guys are about to do. Let me step back and film it for posterity's sake.

[C]

Right?

[B]

You're gonna want to see yourself screaming like a howler monkey because you're dying a thousand deaths on the inside, throwing up blood out your nose. I'm just gonna be here filming it.

[C]

Right.

[B]

For Instagram.

[C]

Because that's what you're gonna pop it up on Instagram.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Nothing like going through an ayahuasca ceremony to make sure it gets on Instagram.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[C]

Otherwise you didn't do it.

[B]

Yeah, pigs. Or it didn't happen. Isn't that what they say? Receipts. It didn't happen. Yeah. Word of the day.

[C]

Oh, the word of the day today. Are you ready? I think you ask me that a lot. Are you ready?

[B]

Are you ready?

[C]

Like, I guess.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

You're going to do it anyways, right?

[B]

Yeah. You're going to do it anyways. Why would I not?

[C]

It is duende.

[B]

Duende.

[C]

Duende.

[B]

Duende the day.

[C]

Duende.

[B]

Duende.

[C]

Duende. D, U, E, N, D, E. Yes.

[B]

That is the alternate. That is the Greek word for Mondays. Do I get to the end of the day shortened to duende?

[C]

I like that.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

Okay, Use it in a sentence. Let me see if I can actually get the real meaning of it.

[C]

The duende behind his song comes from nature.

[B]

The inspiration behind that song comes inspirado.

[D]

Inspirado. Why don't you come to your senses?

[C]

Quality of passion and inspiration.

[B]

There you go.

[C]

That's it.

[B]

Sorry.

[C]

That song would be now be in my head for the rest of the day.

[B]

Great song. What a great song.

[D]

Desperate desperado, why don't you come to your shinshoes? You've been out riding fences for so long now.

[B]

Riding fences. Never got it, but sounds, you know.

[C]

Is that what it says?

[D]

Yeah, but different.

[B]

Yeah. Riding fences or making fences or something. I don't know.

[C]

Making fences.

[D]

You're out making fences. Cause you're high on that myth. You better calm down and get some good. I got some Mountain Dew in the wind.

[B]

What is it?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Despa. Desperado. Desperado lyrics. Let's see here. Oh, desperado lyrics. Let me make sure that I get this one right. Lyrics. Because now I'm thinking to myself, I don't know if he's just riding fences.

[D]

But maybe a desperado. Why don't you come to your scene? You've been out riding fences for so long now. Oh, you're a hard one.

[B]

I think this is about sex.

[D]

But I know that you've got your reasons These things that are pleasing can hurt you somehow.

[B]

This is about riding the dildo. I'm sure of it now.

[C]

Or you remember that one episode that we did with the people who want to have sex with inanimate objects? There was a fence in the wall.

[B]

Yes, there was. You are so correct about that.

[C]

My memory hasn't gone yet.

[B]

Your memory hasn't gone yet?

[C]

I can't remember where I put my chapstick five minutes ago.

[B]

Oh, that is the worst. I am terrible.

[C]

I have 15 chaps and I can never find one. Chrissy, when I go to get one.

[B]

I have to keep One. I know I have to keep one here just so I don't forget where I forgot to forget it.

[C]

Exactly.

[D]

I forgot where I forgot I put that thing.

[B]

I mean, I'm forgetting my forgetting now. You know what I'm saying? I'll forget something, I'll go looking for it, and then I for I can't find it, but then I forget what I'm looking for.

[D]

I'm like, I forgot what I'm forgetting. It's unbelievable.

[B]

I'm like, I'm going like, I hear you. I'm going three levels deep into forgetting. And it's really sad. And why does that happen? I don't know.

[D]

I feel like Covid has something to do with it.

[C]

I'm gonna blame it on Covid.

[B]

I like to blame it on Covid too. I think I have that long Covid brain fog. Or it just accelerated my already intense brain fog. All right, let's do some headlines. Universal Music Group pulling the entire catalog from TikTok. Did you hear this one?

[C]

I did not.

[B]

According to the Morning Morning Brew. The biggest hurdle to get. Excuse me. When future archaeologists find the TikTok catalog, they're going to be so bored watching the post Barbie homages to girlhood without the haunting Billie Eilish song. Universal Music Group umg, which is a music label for huge artists like Eilish, Taylor Swift and Drake, said it would pull its catalog from the platform after failing to negotiate a new contract with TikTok. The app's nearly 1.4 billion users should start to hear the change today. That was two weeks ago, now that I'm reading this.

[C]

So it may have changed, but you heard it last.

[B]

Heard it here last on the commercial break.

[D]

The commercial break.

[B]

The change will be happening today in songs and videos as the old contract expired at midnight. This was February. This is like February 3rd. This happened.

[C]

So what happens if you're looking at a Tik Tok that had one of these songs that's been pulled? Is it just silence?

[B]

Yeah, I think it gets pulled automatically. I mean, I don't know for sure, but I imagine that's how licensing works. Like, you can't then continue to gain views if you don't have a contract for those views to be played on music to be played with that music. The biggest hurdle to getting a new deal was royalty payments. UMG accused TikTok of building a music based business without paying fair value for that music. That comes after the app reportedly brought in nearly $20 billion in ad revenue last year.

[C]

Wow, that's insane.

[B]

Insane online safety concerns. Worries that TikTok isn't doing enough to protect artists from AI are some of the other issues UMG discussed. The company pushed back. TikTok is sweating this issue, saying that there's a false narrative from umg. It reached an artist first deal with other labels. But this could meant represent a major snag in TikTok's future music plans, especially after it launched TikTok Music back in 21. In some countries, including Ireland, Australia and Mexico, they did that to take on Spotify and Apple Music. Listen, they already have the established user base they do to become the place and to become the place to listen to music because everyone's familiar with the app. It's right there at their fingertips. They don't have to deal with that. Apple turning on every goddamn time you turn on your car and still happening to me today.

[D]

Yeah, the line volume.

[B]

I know you want to know.

[C]

I'm like, I listened to that like three months ago. Why?

[B]

I know it's so random. It's so random. But once it gets stuck, it just.

[C]

Keeps playing the same song and then.

[B]

All of a sudden it'll play a new song. You know what? It's playing in me now. Playing in me. You know it's playing in me now.

[C]

What? What's the duende?

[B]

What's the duende? The duende is I googled or I. Excuse me, on Apple Music. I searched for a remix of that Creed song because I was going to play it. So now it's. I've got that, you know, whatever that.

[C]

Was from the other day.

[B]

Oh, my God, I can't stand it.

[D]

I'm going six feet under. Maybe six feet under ain't that far. Drop the Creed. Drop the Creed.

[B]

You know, they're a Christian band who didn't intend to be Christian, but now are Christian. Don't you? She got all the young ones up and up in arms. I think this is a big deal for Tick Tock because I think part of the allure of Tick Tock sounds like it is the music. And so many people do dancing and things and so many artists have broke big on Breaking Bad, essentially on Tick Tock and when you can't then distribute your music. Broke big. We broke big on the backs of nobody's music on the backs of 33p on the back. Owned by no catalog company.

[C]

Yeah, call me Tick Tock.

[B]

Hey, umg, I'm ready to strike a deal. I hear you and Tick Tock are on the outs. What about TCB music?

[D]

The line of the lamb.

[B]

Now from umg, the people who brought you music. On Tick tock comes the unbelievable TCB music. With such classic favorites as the lion.

[D]

And the Lame and Sunny side Up. And you've been out riding fences for so long now, I think we probably.

[B]

Put a good catalog together.

[A]

The only place to get all your favorite music, DCB music.

[B]

Listen to these classic songs, Fiddle diddle Doodle.

[A]

Who can forget Sunny side Up?

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

Or Dying in the Grass?

[B]

She was dying in the grass.

[A]

Don't forget this Pearl Jam classic.

[B]

The waiting Drove me Mad.

[A]

All your forgettable favorite forgettable songs live on TCB music. Hey, it's better than Apple carplay.

[B]

We've sung quite a few songs on this. On this show. I think none of them remarkably well. But, you know, hey, why not?

[C]

We'll do a little ditty.

[A]

Who can forget rigatoni?

[B]

Got your lover got, got your lover making pasta Rig rig gotone.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, man.

[B]

That poor bastard.

[C]

I know.

[B]

You may go. There's an episode of the commercial break called rigatoni. Reggae. Tony. Yeah, like reggae. Then the. And then the name. Tony. It's probably episode. I don't. It's got to be in the first 50 episodes. We were reviewing bad music auditions and there was one from. I think it was American Idol. Maybe in Europe somewhere. Two guys come up. They look perfectly normal, perfectly like decent human beings. But this is back in the late 90s, I think, early 2000, something like that. It's from a long time ago. And the judges were like, okay, what you going to sing? And the guy's like, well, I'm going to sing a song we actually made up ourselves. And he's like, oh, okay, great. And the guy, one of the guys starts off lovely.

[D]

It's a lovely.

[B]

Sounds great song.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

He's like, I want to take you home. I. Only the judges are looking. They're like, oh, oh, wow, this guy. And then regat Tony, the guy standing next to him doing nothing for the first six verses of the song is like, lay you down, girl. Get, get you down, girl. Come on. Now he starts, like doing this reggae rap in the background, completely destroying any chances of the other guy to get in. And it was just so funny. I. I wish. I wish we could have those guys on. You know what I. Whatever happened to reggaetoni? That's what I want to know. Did they. Did they break big on tick tock or are they headed straight for tcb? Minus.

[C]

The latter may be true.

[B]

The latter is probably true because it's not hard to Break it big here. We'll literally take anybody as long as you can figure out how to get on our hosting system. We'll be happy to have you as a guest. Yeah. So I think big deal for Universal and TikTok. I probably imagine by the time this airs they've already figured out. But it's a big deal even to pull it for just a couple, couple of weeks. Because you're right. So many of those Tick Tock fads are around dancing and dancing to very popular music. Not like, you know, but I wonder how much an artist gets paid per view on Tick Tock.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

It's got to be pennies. Oh, thousandths of a penny. Yeah. Because when you are on that's the way Spotify. Yeah. When you're on Spotify, I. It didn't. Taylor Swift made like what, like a hundred million dollars on Spotify in 2023 or something like that. Like the. She was most popular artist. And then there's Bad Bunny most popular artist. And I think he made like, you know, $93 million or whatever it is. But they had billions of plays of their songs. So if you're the Average artist like 33 penis or chopper, Johnny Johnson and you're getting Hunt, you know, I don't know, for me, tens of plays every day. But let's say you're getting hundreds of thousands of plays every month. You aren't making any money on Spotify. You might be getting an $80 check from them. No. Yeah. And someone's listened to your music hundreds of thousands of times. I can understand why you'd be upset because if you had to go to Turtles Music and buy a CD to listen. Yeah. You'd pay 29.99 or whatever. At the beginning it was 1999. By the end, it was like 29.99 for a CD, an entire album's worth of music. But there was a good chance that the artist actually saw some cut of that $2 or $3 from every sale. So if you sold hundreds of thousands, let's say there was hundreds of thousands of people generating those hundreds of thousands of views. Those hundreds of thousands of people buying your music. If I do my quick Math, you're making $57 million per CD.

[C]

That's good math.

[B]

Thanks. I carried the one this time. So I do think this is a big deal. And of course UMG is trying to get their. Their take and TikTok doesn't want to pay as much. But they made $20 billion last year. Is it Really a big deal to cut off an extra billion to the artists who are making your platform so popular. But you know what they say. You know what they say? TikTok is a Chinese owned application. And the Chinese are known to be the toughest negotiators in the world. Except for me. I am also the toughest negotiator in the world. If you want me to lose money, all you have to do is negotiate with me. I will make it tough for myself to make any money in a negotiation. That's how I roll.

[C]

Buy high, sell low. That's your motto?

[B]

Yes, that's right. Okay, Brian, we've come to the conclusion that your catalog is worth $10,000. Well, I've come to the conclusion that I'll sell it to you for $3,000. Not a penny less and not a penny. Okay, let's. We'll check our math real quick on this one. Yep, I'm getting universal consent here. I'm going behind my manager's back to make myself an even worse deal. Okay, I'm checking in the boardroom here. Yes, we all agree. $3,000 and not a penny more. $1,000? I thought we agreed on three. Well, now I want one. Okay, we'll go down to one.

[C]

I just need it in cash right now.

[B]

Yes. I'll take $58, and I want you.

[D]

To PayPal it to me immediately.

[B]

Okay, what about $30 and we'll cover the PayPal fee.

[D]

27.

[B]

Okay, that's a good deal. Can you sign the contract? I already signed it. I crossed out 10,000. I put $7.27.

[C]

You've already sent it to me to sign, too. Chrissy, to sign this. I need to sign it, take a picture, get it back to me quick, quick, quick, quick.

[D]

So we can not get paid for three months.

[B]

Need you to make that check payable to Georgia Power, to Verizon Wireless, Cell phone services, phone.com.

[D]

Phone.Com.

[B]

Yeah, well, in life, you know, in life, you're good at some stuff, you're not good at others. You hire somebody else to do all the tough talking for you. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back.

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Of the commercial break. Do you remember I was telling you about how or maybe I'll tell you this off air. John Anthony Lifestyle the PUA that we have talked about many times on this show.

[H]

Who?

[C]

Pickup artist.

[B]

Pickup artist who was just like a terrible human being in general, based on his videos. Was a terrible human being. He couldn't even remember the name of the girl that supposedly had, you know, been running around town grabbing threesomes with him.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Couldn't even remember. Couldn't be bothered to remember her name. He was picking up girls at the mall, at the jewelry stand. All kind of Starbucks. Starbucks. All kind of crazy. He is turning a corner on his channels. I've just been watching some of his videos and he's been turning a corner. He is now a critic picked of other plas. He is a. Like a guy who's just going straight at other PUAs for their techniques and their tactics, saying they're misogynistic and they're bad and they never work. I mean, it's quite the kettle calling. It's quite the kettle calling the pot black. I'm not even sure how that saying goes. It's quite the kettle calling the Q tip white. And I'm just saying that for.

[C]

That's a good new one.

[B]

Thank you. And I'm. And I'm saying that from the perspective of a guy who knows not anything about picking up women, but I know that these tactics don't work. I'm smart enough to know that I've got enough fucking common sense in my head to understand that this stuff just doesn't work under any circumstance. I mean, maybe every once in a. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut. Even a blind squirrel makes his way to a tree. Even a blind squirrel gets a strawberry every once in a while. And so I just can't believe the. The corner this guy is turning. He's trying to make himself more presentable. Yeah. And I think it's generally because there's been a big backlash online about PAWS and their bullshittery. It doesn't make sense. It probably was never going to work. It's taking advantage of guys who are obviously in vulnerable positions and are willing to do anything just to find some company. Which I don't feel bad for the pause. I feel bad for the guys in the audience, and I don't.

[C]

That are paying money to go through good programs.

[B]

These programs or these guys that get wrapped up with Andrew Tate and his fucking money, you know, his scam kingdom or whatever it is. They're paying really good money. They're paying like thousands of dollars to get these courses that are 30 minutes long and include guys like John Anthony talking about making out with three women at the same time, that doesn't help them get women. It just makes you feel better about yourself. John Anthony lifestyle, I'm keeping an eye on you, but I don't believe a fucking word you say. And I think if the money was in the pois community, you would be back with them in a heartbeat. Well, you're seeing the tide turn and you have enough common sense up in this noggin of yours to turn that corner with them. So you also don't get the ended.

[C]

What's he doing now?

[B]

He's like reviewing all of the paws for money. Oh, he's still doing the same thing. He's still going to coach you. He's just. He just slyly puts it in there while he's criticizing other paws. He tells you that he's the better Paul. Right. But he's taking a little bit more of a soft touch.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

So he's doing these breakdown videos like we do of other paws.

[A]

And.

[B]

And to be fair, I mean, not to be fair, to be fair to us, John Anthony started doing these breakdown videos of other paws suspiciously after we started breaking down John Anthony's pois videos. I'm not saying he did it because we did it. I'm saying that it's in trend, and I think he's just following the trends like a lot of influencers do. Exactly like we do when it's trendy to talk about something four and a half years later, we'll catch up to it. We just learned there was a pandemic.

[D]

You want to talk about it?

[B]

Trump won. He won. So last time we did a breakdown, and I noticed that John is now going after the 21 convention.

[C]

Oh, the one that we reviewed a little while back where the other guy. Who's the other guy?

[B]

Adam.

[C]

Adam.

[B]

Yeah. So there are many, many guys that talk about the 21 Convention. The 21 Convention in and of itself. The 21 Group, legendary. It's legend. Worry it's still out there. They get at least 50 to 60 views per YouTube video. They are really doing what? They get as many views as we do on our YouTube videos. Come on, guys. Watch a YouTube video. Is that really that hard? Could you do a favor for us, please?

[D]

Pretty please?

[B]

I will literally pay you a thousand dollars to watch 10 minutes of my video. I gotta up that average watch time from 1 second to 7 seconds. So the 21 convention apparently is a big deal in this community. And it's a whole lifestyle. Like, it's not just about.

[C]

Of course it is.

[B]

Yeah. It's not just about picking up women. It's about being a man and asserting yourself and taking control of the.

[C]

Having the right lighting.

[B]

Yeah, having the right light.

[F]

Lamps.

[B]

Lamps.

[C]

I like lamps.

[B]

I like lamp. So I went back and I watched some of the videos at the 21 convention, and I found a very interesting segment about what it takes to have that masculine energy that women really want. This guy is a one of a kind. I don't know if he came from the party in the woods or if he came from the POI community. I think he's a good mix of alien light language and the POI community.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I thought we'd take a look at him.

[C]

Spiritualness.

[B]

I think that's what he's trying to go for. I'm not sure with any effect, but a for effort.

[C]

The moon cycle. Man moon cycle.

[B]

Man moon cycle. Just go for the man moon cycle. But I found it interesting enough that we should review here, which is a low bar, by the way, but. Okay, there we go. So I was trolling on the Internet, as you do, as I do like to do.

[C]

And I'm ready, just so you know. Okay.

[B]

Yeah. You're answering me before I ask. We've gotten to that point. Like I'm old married couple. Finish each other's sentences. All right, let's take a listen to what it takes to get that masculine energy that women are so attracted to.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

What I tried to capture in here.

[B]

His name is Zan Peronin. Is that Perry Onan? What's his name?

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

Whatever. Zahn. He probably says.

[E]

I tried to capture in here, and it's so powerful. I tried to write about the energy of men who women adore. They get a free pass. I tried to write about what is it? What do they have? What is the qualities that they have? What is the spirit that they have?

[C]

Why is he holding his pants like Michael Jackson?

[B]

Guys who hold their belt. Yeah. That makes them look like, you know, their dick's about to pop out of their pants. I gotta hold it in. Yeah, I gotta keep it in. He's wearing an entirely too small gray shirt.

[C]

A T shirt.

[B]

Yeah, his dad bought all over the place. He's got a Fu Manchu and a scruffy, way too wide goatee. This guy's got a look it's like I could have been Johnny Depp, but I went to Krispy Kreme instead.

[D]

You know what I'm saying? I could have been the Johnny Depp.

[B]

Yeah. I'm not. I'm not gonna make fun of teeth because you know, teeth are not something you can control. But he's got a gray V neck shirt on, dad bod in full effect. And then he's holding his belt buckle, as this is.

[C]

He's got quite a few bracelets and.

[B]

Necklaces as if his anaconda is about to slip out of the Amazon.

[C]

And ring. Oh, yeah, he's jewelry it up.

[B]

That's a thing. That's a thing with guys. More rings. And, like me, The more bracelets you wear, the more pussy you get. There's an equation there somewhere.

[E]

And, you know, if you start from here, which is the center of gravity as a man here, I don't.

[B]

It's not the center of gravity for a woman.

[C]

Also, he's pointing to his chest.

[B]

Okay. Yep. He looks like he's about to kung fu us all into paying more money.

[E]

My chakra is. But if you do, imagine your center, whatever, chest, heart, chakra, you start from an energy force from here as a man. Okay.

[B]

I like when you go to talk about the chakras and you say, whatever it's called. Yeah, whatever it's called. I've studied it for 3,000 years. I am the last of the kung.

[C]

Fu chakras or whatever.

[B]

I was literally given my chakras by the Dalai Lama himself, but I can't remember what it's called. Whatever. Onward and upward. You paid good money to be here. Look at this Samsung TV behind me. They don't even have a screen. Like, you know, you go to convention and they have the big screens behind them. Yeah, those big complicated setups with the stage and the lighting. Nope. They don't spend money on frilly here at the 21 convention. They're just gonna go get a Walmart. Yep. Please don't take it out of the wrapping. You know, the little wrap that comes around it, little plastic thing.

[E]

This isn't. This is incredibly important. You start from here like this. Your energy as a man moves out into the world from here. And it goes up and out like a brass.

[D]

Just like my dick. Just like my dick.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

There it is.

[B]

Do it with me.

[G]

Yeah, there it is.

[C]

There it was.

[B]

There's my energy right on the floor, roiling around, Roiling around, screaming, thank God.

[H]

I was stuck in his dick chakra or whatever.

[E]

It goes like this, and it's a beautiful masculine energy. This is you being charming, being humorous, being inviting, being gracious. This is you saying, would you like some more wine? This is you saying, hey, can I get your.

[D]

Whoa.

[B]

All that from your. Whatever chakra?

[D]

I didn't know your whatever chakra was.

[B]

In charge of getting people wine, but that's awesome.

[C]

Would you like some more wine?

[B]

Hey, whatever chakra, let's get to action.

[H]

What do you need? Let's ask her. She wants some more wine or maybe one of those pigs in a blanket. Those are really good.

[B]

Yeah, whatever chakra.

[D]

Get to work.

[B]

All right, all right.

[H]

Can we come up with a name, please? Whatever chakra sounds kind of shitty. To the other chakras. I'm here talking to the anus chakra, and he says he's got a name. Anus chakra.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Whatever chakra.

[B]

Get to work for you.

[E]

This is you telling a joke. And this is you. Hey, guys. Nice to meet you. This is a great, beautiful upper energy, masculine beauty. Charm, empathy, sympathy, whatever. Humor. All these beautiful.

[C]

All of it.

[B]

Whatever.

[C]

Yeah, Just breathe.

[B]

By the way, I didn't know that was masculine energy. Just to be polite. I know. Yeah. I thought polite was being empathy. Yeah, empathy.

[C]

That's masculine.

[B]

I'm sorry. I've got my whatever chakra turned off.

[E]

You qualities of man comes from here and moves out into the world. Imagine you're on a job interview. Everything about you is high. You're sitting across the table from the interview. Yes, I did this. And even your eye contact is high. You can feel it, right? You're like lifting. You're straight up as an arrow.

[C]

I have to be high too.

[H]

I am so fucked up, man. We're ready to go. Kill this interview. I got those dibbity dabs right in my whatever chakra. Let's go. I'm gonna out my energy. I'm just gonna jizz it out onto the floor. Up and out, up and out. Just like the dick chakra.

[E]

And now I did this.

[B]

And.

[E]

Yeah, and you're. Everything is high energy. It's a beautiful energy. It's a beautiful masculine energy, and it's needed.

[C]

Okay, is that the floor about to break?

[E]

Now imagine from the same center.

[B]

Yep. The whole room that they're in is about to collapse.

[D]

But whatever, whatever.

[B]

Yeah, you paid good money. I got my belt buckle on. It's my superhero belt buckle. As long as I keep touching it, we're all in. Good space, buddy of gravity here.

[E]

You sent your same heart or originating place.

[D]

It's got that same heart.

[C]

Got a different heart.

[B]

Yeah. Do you have any cue cards or anything? Did you think about memorizing this before you came on your heart? He's trying to say chakra, but he can't remember. He's like, they originate in place Originating place, you know, your center of gravity. Center of gravity. Not your center of gravity, you for brains.

[E]

There's an equal counterbalancing energy that is necessary to be a man. This is your dick energy.

[A]

Dick energy. Your dick chakra. Finally, we get to be white. Brian 3000, my little A33P. That's right. Shut up.

[G]

Whatever.

[A]

Shut up, you whatever, jocker.

[H]

Hey, man, I'm just up here trying to get some wine.

[A]

Get some wine for the. So they can get drunk and I can get to screw it. Yeah, wy BR3000. I literally got bottles and bottles slipping on my dick. I am driven with WineBriand 3000.

[H]

Hey, settle down. Be polite.

[A]

You whatever chakra.

[H]

Hey, if you don't settle down, I'm gonna tell Brian you said you.

[B]

The.

[A]

New center of gravity around here. I'm on the floor begging, bitches, and having fun.

[H]

You are so rude.

[A]

Goddamn right, I'm rude. That's how you get the ladies.

[H]

I thought I was being polite.

[A]

Ah, he's lying to everybody. He just wants another thousand dollars.

[E]

An energy that goes down and out into the world.

[A]

Goddamn right. We go down. Down into the interior of the vulva.

[H]

Oh, my God, you're so rude.

[D]

Fuck off.

[B]

I will not.

[E]

Oh.

[C]

I will not.

[E]

It's low on the floor. It vibrates, has a vibration.

[B]

Can you feel the vibration coming from the floor? It's the floor collapsing.

[D]

Can you feel the vibration? This Holiday Inn Express is about to fold. Oh, man, this is.

[B]

I didn't think this was going to be this much fun, but I love it now.

[E]

Everything's about. Is lower. Your voice is lower. Everything's lower. This is your sexual desire.

[B]

This is.

[D]

He's pointing like he's.

[C]

He's revealed like he's something that, as no one. No one's ever said before, he's.

[B]

Sir Olivier doing Shakespeare. He's like, this is your dick energy.

[D]

Do you see it?

[B]

Do you see my dick energy?

[D]

It's coming from the floor.

[B]

It's coming from the floor.

[D]

It's about to rumble up.

[B]

What if you just had, like, a huge erection?

[A]

It's time to show up. Oh, yeah.

[C]

That's what he was holding his belt buckle for.

[A]

That's right. Put that center of gravity back in your heart cavity or whatever. We're gonna now vibrate the floor with our balls. Bing, bang, bang, bang. Fell foam. Here comes my dick right in your bum.

[E]

Which in the west is a bad thing. Toxic, you rapist.

[B]

Whoa.

[G]

What?

[D]

What?

[B]

I don't think you're a rapist because you have sexual energy.

[E]

Right?

[B]

Right?

[D]

Am I right?

[B]

Am I right? Right?

[D]

Was I right with the rape thing?

[B]

Am I right? He's trying to build his. Yeah. The whole audience is probably like, huh, Jesus Christ. My mom told me not to come to this. I shouldn't listen to her.

[E]

This is you wanting to bend the world over. This is you seeing a heart shaped asset. I like this, I like that.

[A]

God damn right. Now we're talking turkey. This is you looking at a fat, fat ass gore.

[C]

God damn hard shaped ass.

[A]

Hard shaped. I don't care what shape it is really. I don't have eyes. I'm just a dick jocker.

[E]

That's your. It's. And I tell you this, it's. It's given to you by God. You fail God, women, men, society, everything. When you like block off that energy, which we all do, you fail God.

[C]

Women, men and society.

[A]

Exactly right.

[H]

Why do we have to get God involved?

[A]

Shut up. Whatever chakra crush your little soul.

[C]

He is all over the place. He is, he's.

[H]

He's not using his center of gravity right now. Loli, just settle down. I'll get it back to him.

[A]

My goddamn balls.

[C]

You will.

[A]

Let the tiger loose. You know what I'm saying?

[H]

I do not know what you're saying.

[A]

I told you to fuck off. Fuck off.

[E]

Society has been taught eyes front, respectful, don't have any kind of this sexual energy at all. And it's wrong.

[C]

It's wrong saying don't have any sexual.

[B]

No one said don't have any sexual energy. You're taking it to the extreme. This is what all. I've been watching some more recent 21 conventions and this is what they all say. There's one guy that I watch on a video, he could not say, he could not have said more in his conversation. He was like, fuck, fuck, fuck fucking men in. And I was like, wow, that's, that's, that's super intelligent conversation right there. Sorry, I was just getting a phone call from someone I owe money to and, and they're all like so angry because they think that this is how society has told them to be. That's not, that's not the case. True. Yes. They do not. Society generally does not want you going around raping people.

[C]

Right?

[B]

That's not the point. They're not asking you to not be sexual. As a matter of fact, I think we could use a little bit more sexual energy out there in the right way. Yeah, but just because you have a dick doesn't mean you don't have control over Your dick. And that's the point. And he's playing into it. He's saying that everyone thinks you're a rapist just because you have a dick. That's not true. That is not true. Saying to men that they don't have control over their own bodies is. And it is proliferating the problem, not fixing the problem. My opinion. Right. And guys like this are just playing into it left and right. So that was my serious talk for the day.

[A]

We get back to the dick chakra.

[B]

Sure. I know, I agree. I know you don't like it when Brian gets all fluffed. All right, okay. But first, a break. We'll be back. Well, you know, a break generally taking a break. Pretty soon.

[D]

I'm pretty soon taking a break.

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[B]

Okay, we're back. Just where you wanted to be today on your morning drive or your afternoon run or whatever. Whenever you're listening to this at the 21 convention with Zaun.

[E]

Your sexual energy that moves onto the. It's like. It's kind of like bass that floats on the floor. Boom, boom, boom. And women can feel it. They can feel it when they're in energy of. In the. In the. In the energy of a man.

[D]

Drop the dick chakra.

[B]

Drop your energy.

[D]

That's so stupid.

[B]

So stupid.

[E]

That sexual vibration that floats on the floor. But here's the key. And here's the key.

[B]

Obviously this guy has never studied chakras.

[D]

Never.

[B]

He's happy to piggy front off of it, but he's never learned about it.

[E]

Yeah, you need both. Both energies. If you're only this upper energy guy, which all the dating advice out there, all the mainstream media. How to be more humorous. How to take toastmasters, how to be tell a joke. How to be more tell storytelling.

[B]

Mainstream media.

[D]

Come to Yuckel's dating class down on 955 Center Avenue. We'll teach you how to tell jokes, how to pull endless flowers out of your coat pocket, and how to make coins magically appear behind girls ears. Nothing gets you line. Nothing gets you laid like Chuckles. So come on down to Chuckles, Laugh Factory and dating advice.

[C]

He said Yuckles.

[B]

Yuckles.

[D]

Hi, I'm Yuckles. And I too used to struggle with dating just like you. That's until I learned how to pull 14 people out of my clown car. Now I'm getting pussy everywhere I go. It's literally impossible to miss it. I can put a blindfold on and end up with two children. I'm getting so much pussy. Don't listen to those other whatever Chakra guys. Come on down and you'll learn classics like hey, what's that up your nose? Oh, it's a fake rose. What's on your shirt?

[B]

What?

[C]

Pull my finger.

[D]

Pull my finger. Or the classic let me give you a wedgie. That's Yuckles Clown show and dating advice at 555 Central Avenue. Now under Chapter 11, Yuckles Dating, Clown.

[B]

Show, Dating advice, Clown school and dating Advice. Yuckles Clown school and Dating Advice. That's right.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Mainstream media pushing yuckels all over us. That's the problem.

[D]

That's why we got all these issues.

[B]

Mainstream media pushing knuckles all over us. We need more sincere, deep thinkers and men like chakra.

[D]

Whatever chakra.

[B]

Nothing says deep and sincere. Spiritual and alive, energetic and manly like whatever chakra.

[E]

Interesting. How to be where to girl? Take a girl on a date is.

[B]

All I want to take a girl on a date. So I find a shirt two sizes too small.

[E]

All of the instruction for men is how to be more of this nice guy upper energy. If you're only upper energy. When you say to a girl, hey, I like you. Would you like to go for coffee? And she says, I have a boyfriend. You're top heavy and you fall over.

[B]

See how you fuck things up for us? Whatever energy.

[H]

Sorry, I can't help it. Every time I get in front of somebody I just fall right on top.

[D]

Heavy and you fall over. What is this, a pratfall class?

[B]

You fall over.

[C]

He's been to Yuckles.

[B]

Obviously he's been to Yuckles. What he has not been to is a fucking, you know, super cuts. No one's washed that hair in two years. Oh God, it's dripping with something.

[E]

You didn't mean anything by it. He didn't you. I have a boyfriend. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know he had a boyfriend. You're sorry because she had a boyfriend?

[C]

Never.

[B]

Okay, I respect that.

[E]

And I'm.

[A]

Never say sorry. Never surrender.

[B]

I mean, what.

[A]

Don't say sorry. Don't say sorry. Don't say sorry.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

You. Now we're.

[C]

Now we just fell down.

[A]

You know what I would have said? I would have said, well, call him up and tell him you found a new dick to ride. That's what you said.

[H]

How rude.

[A]

Exactly. Too much of that upper energy. Always making us fall over a coffee shop.

[E]

My job as a man. So this upper energy is what's being taught. This is why we have a generation of nice guys. You're either in your basement.

[B]

A generation of nice guys.

[D]

You make that sound like a bad thing.

[B]

My God. This is the problem. You make nice guys sound like a bad thing. Guys should be nice in general. There are times to show your teeth. It's not when you're trying to pick up a woman.

[E]

It's not, we playing World of Warcraft, not going out and meeting girls. Or you're being taught upper energy things, which are good things.

[B]

Yeah. Nothing says nice guy like playing World of Warcraft all day long.

[E]

But if they don't have the counterbalance of that beautiful lower thrusting energy.

[A]

So beautiful. Oh, it's delicious. It's beautiful.

[C]

So good.

[A]

You want me to show you? Come over here, Chrissy with your apple bottom.

[H]

Settle down. She's your friend. Let's get her a drink first.

[C]

I'll take some more wine.

[H]

You want some more wine? I got that covered up. Her energy here. Yeah, See?

[B]

Now go.

[H]

Hoof. Hoofs fucking off.

[A]

Now, don't worry, I'll be thrusting that glass of wine right at her.

[E]

The spanking energy. If you don't have that.

[B]

The spanking energy. Someone literally just fell off their chair. They were like, has the check cleared yet? Because I want my money back. You could just hear somebody running to the door. Let's listen to that again.

[D]

Listen.

[B]

Listen closely. It fell over.

[C]

Spanking energy.

[B]

Yeah, his nice guy energy just fell over.

[E]

Then you're a nice guy.

[B]

Yeah, he's too top heavy.

[E]

Women are dating nice guys and men are learning, okay. How to go down on a woman, how to her anatomy. They're reading all these books and programs and like, how to please a woman.

[B]

Oh, God forbid.

[D]

God forbid.

[B]

We both get enjoyment out of sex.

[H]

Sex.

[E]

How to massage it with right oils and candles for the right. They're pleasing women. And women say, I want that guy. Yeah, sign me up. No, you don't.

[B]

No, you want a guy doesn't even know where the hole is.

[C]

No, you don't. I'm a man and I know. Yeah, I know what you want.

[A]

I'm just gonna start poking around until I find something to stick into. You don't mind, do you? I'm trusting it.

[D]

Energy, that guy.

[B]

What are you talking about? Dude?

[D]

You make no sense whatsoever.

[B]

So guys getting educated about female anatomy to make this, the act of sex, more pleasurable is a bad thing. Massaging them with oils is not what women want. Listen, I am no Casanova. Trust me, no Casanova. But I also have. I don't think I'm gonna be at a point where I'm gonna complain about my sexual experience in life. My sexual experience is. I've had plenty of them, many of them bad.

[C]

I'm a woman and I'm saying I like that stuff.

[B]

Of course you do, Chrissy, because I. Because this guy is just talking shit. He just got paid $500 to get up there and give a speech. He hasn't even practiced.

[E]

Guy goes down to you for 45 minutes, you could get yourself off in two minutes with your fingers.

[C]

What?

[E]

It's nice, it feels good, it's cool. But you have no. There's nothing in him that makes. It makes you.

[B]

What is he talking about? I don't know. He went from chakra to going down on someone for 45 minutes. First of all, don't know anyone who goes down on anyone for 45 minutes. That hurts your jaw. That's just bad. That's just bad. Physio right there.

[E]

This guy's incredible. You see?

[B]

No, I don't. Nope, I have no idea. Just as clueless as when you started.

[C]

Could you provide a handout?

[B]

Yeah, Is there a PowerPoint to go on?

[C]

I'll call you back tomorrow and let you know about this proposal.

[D]

Are there follow up questions on this one?

[E]

Nothing in us that makes women say, wow, I can't stop thinking about that guy. He's never.

[C]

He's never what?

[E]

That's what's missing.

[B]

Yeah, he doesn't finish his sentences because he doesn't know what he's talking about. I bet these guys are all in the audience, like, huh?

[E]

Right, so. And if you're only lower energy, you're a creep.

[B]

Oh, well, thank God you've got a good balance because, I don't know, I'd put you at the top of the.

[E]

Creep heap myself if you don't have it balanced. If you're the sexual guy looking at women's boobs, and you don't have a balance with charm and humor and empathy and kindness and full respect.

[B]

Literally crawling around on the floor. Pusher. The hard ones with the hard one. I'm down here with the lower energy, getting ready to thrust my way to you. You just see guys on the floor just thrusting across the coffee shop. Creep.

[E]

You're a creep. But if you have both, our generation has only upper energy. There you go. That's what we have.

[B]

Have your generation. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Come to daddy.

[C]

He has both his arms outstretched. There you go. That was the revelation.

[B]

Come to Johnny Depp Jr come to greasy hair Johnny Depp. Somehow Johnny Depp makes greasy hair look good. This guy does not.

[E]

Welcome to my. My history. Oh, only upper energy. So afraid to show that we have this sexual desire too, which is.

[B]

I put on my magic belt buckle that I got in the Lucky Charms box. Look at me now, I'm dripping with lower dick energy.

[C]

And grease.

[B]

And grease. I can't afford a shower. Thank God we're staying here at the Holiday and Export Breath. They promised me a shower in return for my speech.

[E]

God. So afraid to show it in society. You can't say it. Oh no. That's bad, right?

[B]

No, you're not right. No, not right. Not at all.

[E]

Is this lining with you guys?

[C]

Cuz I've seen a lot of black faces out there.

[B]

Cuz all three of you seem to.

[D]

Be kind of confused.

[C]

Just lighting with you guys.

[D]

Is the lighting good?

[B]

You can't hear me? What's going on? Because I don't see a lot of shaking head. That one dude fell off his chair a couple minutes ago and he hasn't recovered yet. He's just on the ground thrusting around.

[D]

I'm just the AP guy.

[B]

Well then is that one guy.

[D]

Are you getting this? Is landing with you?

[B]

What? I'm sorry. I had my headphones in. My conference call.

[E]

Makes sense. This is why we're here. It's why we have this problem in our lives which we're trying to sort this thing out. That's why women are going, where's the real men? Every.

[B]

Oh, they're at the 21 convention.

[D]

They're all at the 21 convention.

[C]

Oh my God, I almost spit my.

[D]

They're all giving speeches at the 21 convention.

[C]

Real men.

[B]

Not they're giving speeches at the 21 convention.

[C]

That's where they are.

[F]

Convention.

[C]

That is what I'm going to start telling my single friends.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Forget about anything else.

[B]

I've already been posting on my Facebook about it and my next door 21.

[C]

Convention is where the real men are spotted.

[B]

21 convention tickets on my next door app. Spreading the good word.

[E]

Well, the women are saying, where are the real men? Women are doing both roles. They're being the man and the woman because the men are not showing up. Woody Allen said, oh, Woody Allen said this.

[C]

Oh, Woody.

[D]

Good old Woody.

[B]

He stops right there.

[D]

That's it. That's all that happens.

[B]

You get the Woody Allen ending with no Woody Allen. Woody Allen said this Bad. Choppy cut. Wow. I'm gonna have to find more Zahn. Zahn's good.

[C]

You should always take advice from Woody Allen.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Nothing says lower dick energy like the guy who married his daughter. I mean, honestly.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, I know they weren't blood related, but I don't think it matters. Actually, I'm not sure. He left his wife for his adopted daughter.

[C]

They lived together.

[B]

Yes. Now, has he made some good movies? Of course he has. Everybody likes a good Woody Allen fable. But I don't like Woody Allen. So sometimes it's hard to watch his movies now because I'm like, he his daughter. That's not a good thing. I don't care what kind of chakra, whatever chakras you got going on there.

[C]

Oh, Brian, that was a gem. That was a gem. That's an instance.

[B]

That was Zaz.

[C]

That was his answer.

[B]

We gotta get Zahn back on. We should get Zahn on.

[C]

We'll break him big.

[B]

Yeah, Zahn, you want to hit the big time? You want an additional three views? Come on the commercial break. Give us that same speech. I wonder if we could get Zon on. I bet Zaun would be happy to come on, actually.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Well, well, that was terribly enlightening. I'm glad. I feel better already. Yeah, I'm going into the weekend feeling.

[C]

Great about this laughter therapy.

[B]

Oh, I'm going to be thrusting my way in the bedroom tonight. Yes. I'm going to be dick energying it all the way. All the way home.

[C]

Ho, ho, ho.

[B]

All the way home. Hi ho, hi ho.

[D]

Whatever chakra we go.

[B]

There we go.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. Well, I don't have a phone number to give you, but I'll tell you to go to tcbpodcast.com. that's where you find all the audio and all the video right there from one location. TCBpodcast.com. you can go to the contact us page for right now. Send us emails because we're getting our phone situation straightened out after our phone number was stolen from us. Don't text the old number because you won't get a response. Add the commercial break on Instagram, TCB podcast podcast on tick tock and YouTube.com the commercial break. Okay, Chrissy, that was a good one.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. But that's all I can do for this week.

[C]

I think so.

[B]

But I'll tell you that I love you.

[C]

I love you.

[B]

Best to you and best you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I and our chakra or whatever chakras must say, we will say, and we do say goodbye, Sam. I take a dick and keep on licking.