Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!

Summary

The Commercial Break — "Nat Pat Is Calling In The Cash!"

Release Date: January 29, 2025
Hosts: Bryan Green, Krissy Hoadley
Guest Subject: Natalie Peterson, "5D Energetics Business Coach" / Life Coaching Industry Satire

Episode Overview

This irreverent installment of The Commercial Break dives headfirst into the booming and bizarre world of modern life coaching, with hosts Bryan and Krissy (and their trademark chaos) satirizing the industry’s self-styled gurus, questionable business models, and pseudo-mystical promises. The episode’s focus is on the “calling in cash” narrative popular among influencers like Australian coach Natalie Peterson ("Nat Pat"), whose expensive seminars promise transformative enlightenment and financial windfalls—if you follow her “light codes.”

The show lampoons these trends with playful skepticism, biting banter, and in-depth commentary on the psychology, marketing, and cult-like cycles perpetuated by many coaching businesses.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Life Coaching as the New MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) — [02:57–07:36]

• Bryan’s Rant: Bryan likens the modern life coaching industry, particularly the Instagram/female empowerment subset, to Multi-Level Marketing schemes, emphasizing the similarities in structure and sales tactics.
  • Quote:
    “Life coaches are out of fucking control.”
    – Bryan (04:24)
• The “Problem Creation” Scam:
  Bryan points out how many coaches manufacture new problems for clients, then upsell solutions, fostering dependency rather than actual progress.
  • “They’re creating the problems that you desperately need to solve over and over again...”
    – Bryan (04:24)
• Science & Spirituality Mash-up:
  The hosts mock how these courses frequently blend pseudoscientific jargon with generic Eastern philosophy.
  • “It’s clearly just horse hockey... rehashing somebody else’s words.”
    – Bryan (04:51)

2. Jay Shetty & the Certification Gold Rush — [05:54–10:03]

• Jay Shetty’s Life Coach Empire:
  Bryan skewers Jay Shetty: Instagram-wisdom repackager, podcasting superstar, and “Buddha-quote plagiarist,” for charging thousands of dollars for questionable certifications.
  • Quote:
    “Jay Shetty putting his name on quotes is the new putting an inspirational poster in your office.”
    – Bryan (06:56)
• Certification Pipe Dream:
  The show exposes the misleading university affiliations in Shetty’s marketing and the hollow promise of professional legitimacy.
  • “...universities demanded that Jay Shetty take their names off of the course and off of the materials and off of the website.”
    – Bryan (08:43)

3. Self-Help Industry’s Harmful Feedback Loop — [07:39–14:15]

• Making Us Sicker:
  Bryan argues that modern self-help often exacerbates people’s anxieties, convincing them they are broken and require endless fixing.
  • “We’re never really getting the answers because there are no answers to being human.”
    – Bryan (12:36)
• True Wisdom is Free (or Cheap):
  The hosts reference Wayne Dyer and other luminaries, contrasting authentic self-development with commercialized guru culture.
  • “The wisdom that’s being rehashed in life coaching has been around for a very long time…you can probably get it for a couple books on Amazon.”
    – Bryan (06:57)

4. Introducing Natalie Peterson (“Nat Pat”) & The 5D Gimmick — [14:17–23:09]

• Profile of a Modern Coach:
  Natalie Peterson, Australian "5D Energetics Business Coach" and “lightworker,” is introduced as Exhibit A in the genre’s excesses—a spiritual entrepreneur pitching “light codes” for thousands of dollars per seminar.
  • “This woman talks, I think is, quite frankly, fucking insane.”
    – Bryan (15:19)
• Lightworkers, Star Trek Salutes, and 5D Chess:
  Krissy, Bryan, and guests giggle through Peterson’s credentials, pseudo-scientific lexicon, and wild claims, from “quantum healing” to fake Eastern mysticism.
  • “Throw in a little bullshit here, a fancy dress there, a cheap Holiday Inn ballroom here and there, $10,000 a week and wa bam, you’re a quantum light worker…”
    – Bryan (19:30)

5. Inside the Light Codes Seminar—Straight from Nat Pat’s Videos—[18:47–43:57]

• Bizarre Money “Teachings”:
  The hosts play (and roast) excerpts from Natalie’s seminars, which claim to impart “absolute clarity” and transform money anxieties.
  • “She’s going to provide absolute life clarity from Brisbane.”
    – Bryan (21:00)
• Secret to Financial Enlightenment:
  Peterson’s “two biggest light codes” are revealed as…
  1. Releasing anxiety about money
  2. Reading books like Secrets of a Millionaire Mind
  • “Did you hear what she said? She said she read a book. These are fascinating secrets…”
    – Bryan (29:56)
• More Eye Roll Moments:
  • Channeling Money: “Most of you have done my channeling exercise… you talk to money as if it is a being, okay? Because it is. It’s an energy.”
    – Natalie Peterson (32:41)
  • Cutting Out “Low Vibe” Friends: Peterson instructs attendees to cut off friends who are “bad with money,” to improve their own “money energy.”
    • “Get rid of your poor friends. Literally, get rid of your poor friends. You must literally leave them.”
      – Bryan (34:04)

6. Seminar Attendees Justify Their Spend; Over-the-Top Testimonials — [37:37–44:14]

• Live Testimonials:
  Seminar-goers (like “Tina”) describe transformative effects—rekindled romances, sexual re-awakenings, instant job success—that coincide (miraculously) with paying thousands to Nat Pat.
  • “My life has literally changed everything because of Nat Pat and the light codes course.”
    – Chris (40:43)
• Bryan’s Cynical Take:
  Participants must justify their investment—“Love it. This is how people get programmed.”

7. Off the Rails: From Vague Enlightenment to Vagina Numbness — [44:25–49:52]

• Random Tangents:
  The seminar devolves into revelations about fake tans, hair extensions, grand-parenting, pelvic pain, and “numb vaginas,” with no thread to money or enlightenment.
  • “This is the light code I’ve been waiting for. Pain in her vagina.”
    – Bryan (49:06)

8. The Episode’s Core Point — All the Wisdom You Need is Already Inside You — [46:41–48:01; 52:16–end]

• Peterson’s Accidental Confession:
  “You guys don’t even need a training to do this. Thank you.”
  – Natalie Peterson (46:41)
  • Bryan and Krissy cheer: This is exactly the conclusion the hosts want listeners to draw.
• Bryan’s Final Analysis:
  Life coaches peddling generic advice are primarily monetizing common sense and vulnerability.
  • “If you do something so broad, like, I like light codes too, and you’re teaching people about your numb vagina, you’ve just wasted everybody’s time and my money.”
    – Bryan (52:45)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Life Coach Fads:
  • “Everybody and their mother is now making a seminar or a class that you can take so that you, too, can be a life coach.”
    – Bryan (10:03)
• On Jay Shetty:
  • “He was a good bullshitter… but he would put words together that made you think.”
    – Bryan (10:03)
• On Seminar Testimonials:
  • “You have to justify this after you’re involved in it now. You have to justify what’s going on.”
    – Bryan (43:40)
• Roasting Pseudoscience:
  • “Channel the money. Channel the money…”
    – Chris (33:03)
• On Peterson’s Message:
  • “You don’t even need me.”
    – Natalie Peterson (46:48)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [02:57–04:40] — Introduction to the MLM structure of life coaching
• [05:54–10:03] — Jay Shetty critique, course pricing & fake credentials
• [14:15–21:10] — Natalie Peterson’s Instagram persona and seminar style
• [21:33–34:35] — Money anxiety “light codes” and channeling energy for wealth
• [37:37–44:14] — Seminar testimonials and transformation claims
• [46:41–48:01] — Nat Pat admits “you don’t need a training to do this”
• [52:16–end] — Takeaways: True wisdom is internal; coaching industry excesses

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Episode Tone and Style

The episode is sarcastic, irreverent, and conversational—deeply skeptical of the self-help industrial complex. Bryan and Krissy riff off each other seamlessly, alternating between sharp commentary, playful parody, and genuine concern for listeners’ wallets.

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Takeaway

Life coaches promising instant abundance, spiritual breakthroughs, and secret wisdom via expensive certifications are usually—at best—repackaging clichés and, at worst, exploiting people’s insecurities. As even Natalie Peterson herself fleetingly admits, you don’t need a $2,000 course to transform your life: the answers (and real growth) are likely already within you.

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“If you need help organizing your closet, hire a professional organizer. If you need help starting a podcast, hire a podcast coach. But if you’re paying thousands to talk about your numb vagina and manifest checks from the universe, you’ve just wasted everybody’s time and money.”
– Bryan Green (paraphrased, 52:45)

Transcript

[Brian Green]

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[Unidentified Male Guest]

On her website it says that she is calling in $250,000 a month.

[Brian Green]

She's calling in, calling in.

[Chris Hoadley]

You just have to ask for it. Ask the universe.

[Brian Green]

I've been asking the universe for a long time.

[Chris Hoadley]

Just claim it.

[Brian Green]

I did find a couple pennies under I cleaned my bed today and I found a couple pennies.

[Chris Hoadley]

There you go.

[Brian Green]

I called it in your direction. I called it in. Hello.

[Natalie Peterson]

Hello.

[Brian Green]

The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Back to my. Hey, guys and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.

[Chris Hoadley]

Best to you, Brian.

[Brian Green]

Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. You know, it's getting under my skin lately. Since I'm on a roll, I'll just keep going. You know, if you're. Do you remember it could be anybody. It could be everybody. Actually could be everybody because I'm really irritated this week. It could be everybody. Do you remember when you and I went to. I won't name the name of the because I think they might be a little bit legit. But do you remember you invited me to like an MLM seminar one time? Yes. And we walked into this hotel room, the hotel ballroom in this nice hotel north of Atlanta and we walked out ready to take on the world. Oh, yeah, we were pumped. Woo. We're gonna make multiple seven figures selling skin care to the, to the plebs. We're gonna figure it out. I'm gonna have a downline, 75 people. Everyone's gonna be selling skincare. Skincare, skincare. We all need to take care of our skin and these are the people that do it. And I'm going to be the representative for north of Atlanta. And took us about a week to come down off of that high horse. And when we decided there's actual work involved here and no one wants to be involved in our little scammy bullshit. And so I guess this is going to work out. Back to radio, back to SEO, and that's about it. But this Is not. But that was not the first time I had been pitched mlm. I worked for a guy at a restaurant and he had been high level MLM in multiple companies. Like there was like the ton of them out there. It was like the egg, I forget what the. I forget it was called, but there was like an. A big egg. Mla. Mlm. Yeah, egg made out of eggshells. All kind of like powders and potions. It was made out of eggs.

[Chris Hoadley]

Okay.

[Brian Green]

There was supplements. Supplements. Supplements are the big one. That's a big one. Lularoe, of course we all know. Is that Lularoe? Is that how you say it? Lularoe? Yeah, the tights. Yeah, Lularoe. Of course they had a big expose done on them and Netflix and so many of my essential fucking oils that now, you know, just cancer causing bullshit that you burn in your house and make it smell like hotels or whatever. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Spencer Pratt. But anyway, the point is Scott Disick. Scott Disick. Oh yeah, that's right. But I think Spencer was selling whatever probably was. MLMs are scams, all of them. That's by their very nature. The people at the bottom get screwed and the people at top win. And the people at top are always the insiders who manage to get hundreds of people, if not thousands of people early on them. Yeah, if you get in early product and it blows out. No, here you go. It's gotta sell a product because if you're not selling a product then it's illegal. But there is one industry that is now become an mlm, in my opinion, and I think a lot of people would agree with me. There is one industry that is unregulated, that does not necessarily need to sell a product. Maybe they sell a quote unquote product that is taking the world by storm. And that is the business of your fucking soul. Your soul is now an mlm. Life coaches.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, life coaches, yes.

[Brian Green]

That are creating the problems that you desperately need to solve over and over again, making you as neurotic as possible because they have the solution which just causes more problems that then you need more life coaching for. Life coaches are out of fucking control.

[Chris Hoadley]

They really are everywhere. And I've noticed in some newsletters that I get, I am being pitched. Do you want to take my.

[Brian Green]

Do you want to take my course? Do you want to take my seminar? Change your life.

[Chris Hoadley]

Become the life coach.

[Brian Green]

This, do that. You need it, I've got it. Whatever ails you. And this really, it strikes people at Two levels. It strikes them at a scientific, emotional level, like the. The science, the neuroscience of your emotions. And then oftentimes it mixes in some kind of pseudo spiritual eastern philosophy bullshit. It is clearly just horse hockey, right? Or most of it, horse hockey. Picking and choosing little things from here and there and putting together, probably rehashing somebody else's words and then building some expensive course that then you need to take to make yourself better when they are the ones, in fact, that are driving you fucking up a wall, telling you you have everything wrong with you. This really is getting under my skin because I see it everywhere. Everybody is a life coach, and what I saw the other day made me go down a rabbit hole. I saw a girl that I know posted on her Instagram, her new thing on her new description on her Instagram is Jay Shetty. Certified life coach Jay Shetty.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Green]

One of the most popular podcasters in the world. He's been around for a long time. He was like, facebook video. Then he went to Instagram. Now he's doing podcasting. He has literally sat down with the President of the United States, Joe Biden, to have an interview about pseudoscience. Bullshit. Right? Okay, I'm not saying everything that Jay says is wrong. And I'm not saying that he doesn't have some wisdom. He probably does, but so do I. I' dime store wisdom, just like he does. I can rehash quotes. One of the things Jay is accused of in general is taking other people's quotes, like the Buddha or Wayne Dyer.

[Chris Hoadley]

I read that. Yeah.

[Brian Green]

And he. And then he'll put his name under it. Jay Shetty. Like, he made up the quote, but he didn't. They are very famous quotes from other people, but most people are none the wiser. So they think Jay Shetty has got dime store wisdom all day long. Jay Shetty putting his name on quotes is the new. Putting an inspirational poster in your office. It's all bullshit.

[Chris Hoadley]

Hang in there.

[Brian Green]

Hang in there. We get. We rise together. We fall apart. Ah, I got one. It is what it is. The hub humps for the hub hump. It's. You don't need anybody. You. Generally, we're not broken. We're perfect just the way we are. We've got our foibles and our coibles and we gotta. Yeah, you gotta work on yourself on this and that and the other thing. But that wisdom can come. The wisdom that's being rehashed in life coaching has been around for a very long time. And if you seek it out, you can probably get it for a couple books on Amazon. Do you know what I'm saying?

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, well, I mean, self help is a huge industry.

[Brian Green]

It's huge. But the self help industry, I believe, is making us causing the sicknesses that we think we have. In other words, they're identifying all kinds of, you know, I'm a hypersensitive left brain quark. I've got hypersensitivity. You don't have hypersensitivity. You're sensitive, you're emotional like the rest of us.

[Chris Hoadley]

You're alive.

[Brian Green]

You're alive. You're feeling things. It's okay. You'll be all right. Go home and eat. Go home and eat some Ben and Jerry's like the rest of us. You'll be fine. Everything's okay. Settle down. We all go through shit. And yeah, I agree that, you know, you can go through a moment where you need some uplifting. You're vulnerable, you're going through a breakup. You're having a hard time. Money's tough, right? Kids are shitty. You know, relationship's not going well. That's a time when you seek inner wisdom or maybe the outer wisdom of like a, a book that is clearly a trained professional. Yes, or a trained professional like a therapist or a psychiatrist or psychologist, but paying. And let me, let me explain about Jay Shetty, Jay Shetty's course to become a certified Jay Shetty life coach.

[Chris Hoadley]

How much?

[Brian Green]

Close to $10,000. Close to $10,000. And then for a time he was claiming that then you would be associated with some fancy, you know, you'd be on your way to getting a master's degree with some fancy university in the UK that he attended or had a relationship with or whatever. And the, and I was just watching a coffee Zillow, this guy who kind of busts scams and bitcoin scams and stuff like that. He was talking bit bitcoin Melania Coin. He was, he did like an expose on this and he was explaining that they called these universities and the universe. Not only did universities not know what the fuck anybody was talking about, the universities demanded that Jay Shetty take their names off of the course and off of the materials and off of the website. Jay Shetty also claims he was a monk in India for four years. He never really lived in India. I mean, Jay Shetty, like all these little things just don't add up. And then he's charging exorbitant amounts of money to make you a life coach so you can go out there and teach, pay other people just how Shitty their life is. It's crazy. Life coaches, like, really good ones, and I'm talking like the Wayne Dyers of the world, who probably would never have considered himself a life coach. He was just a guy who had a lot of wisdom and he would like to share it. He was a good talker. He was a good bullshitter. But he would put words together that made.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

That made you think. Yeah. Resonate. It made you think about your life. And, yes, you would have to pay if you wanted to go see Wayne Dyer. You'd have to pay a price. A lot of times he would give that to charity. I saw Wayne Dyer and I paid for the ticket to go see Wayne Dyer. Bought his books. I bought his stuff. I liked what Wayne Dyer had to say, but I never considered Wayne Dyer my life coach, nor did I consider him. My God. I wasn't like, you know, Wayne Dyer. I'm in the cult of Wayne Dyer. Never. I just liked his dime store wisdom. I thought it was good. When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at start to change. That's a really smart one. That's a good one. But I don't put my name under it and call it Brian Greene saying it's not. It's Wayne Dyer saying. But if you want to quote me, feel free. Listen. Life coaches are irritating. And now everybody and their mother is a life coach, and everybody and their mother is now making a seminar or a, you know, class that you can take so that you, too, can be a life coach. We are all just selling each other's souls for nothing. It's like. It's just crazy to me. It's another mlm. If you get in early and you become a Jay Shetty life coach, then you can teach courses on how they can be life coaches, and then everyone's going to be a fucking life coach. There's gonna be no one left to talk to. All right, put him up. Dead serious. This is craziness to me. And, you know, I talked to Alison Hare, who's a friend of ours and a longtime fan of the show, one of the people who helped to get this show off the ground. If I'm being real honest about it. She. I talk about this all the time. All of these, like, this. This, like, prevalent life coaching pseudoscience. Be neurotic. Kind of like everybody needs to fix everything that's wrong with them. And, you know, overanalyzing and overthinking is making us more sick and more anxious and more neurotic. And we're never really getting the answers because there are no answers to being human. It's just the way that it is. It's the way that it is. You know David lynch died. Yes, David lynch was a. Was a one of the. I guess you could call them the ambassadors of something called tm. Transcendental Meditation. Transcendental Meditation has also been accused of being kind of culty and you have to pay a lot of money to learn how to do it, blah, blah, blah. But there's many celebrities and many other people who believe in Transcendental Meditation, including the fucking Beatles, right? I mean, they were like some of the original. The Maharaja Yogi or whatever his name was, was teaching Transcendental Meditation. And I watched David Lynch's last video before he passed away, and the video was him leading a TM class essentially, like from. From a zoom call or whatever. And he was saying that, you know, the Maharaji one time told John Lennon, he said, nothing, no thing can change the world. And if you understand that, then you understand if it sounds confusing, that just think about it for a second. Not nothing like, no, but no thing can change the world. That's where consciousness lies. That's where humanity lies. That's where spirituality lives. And then John Lennon took that and wrote the song, Nothing's going to change my world. Right? Nothing's going to change my world. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So across the universe, the very famous song across the Universe was written because this was a conversation that he had with the Maharaji. The wisdom is inside of you. Isn't is another way of putting this. You don't need to hire some $50,000 life coach to fix things that aren't wrong with you. And I really wish that everybody would stop trying to sell me life coaching classes. Look at me. I'm perfectly well adjusted. Yes, I'm a contributing member of society. I have this fucking show and 40 kids. Everything's fine. I'm okay. I don't need another life coaching class. It's fucking ridiculous. I found a primo example of this online. I'm not gonna re. I'm not gonna rehash Jay Shetty's shit. This has been. Listen, you can go and read so many exposes on Jay Shetty. And by the way, if you believe in what Jay Shetty has to say, if you think his dime store wisdom is good, if it helps you out, then continue to listen.

[Chris Hoadley]

If it helps you, then keep going.

[Brian Green]

But you don't need to pay $10,000 to get some wisdom. When people Gatekeep like that. It's to enrich themselves, and they probably don't have the answers. I found a woman, an Australian woman, online that. I don't know how I found her. My algorithm is on fleek, as Christina would say. And this algorithm has been showing this woman, Natalie Peterson, who is a life coach in Australia, and she's also a lightworker. Chrissy. Oh, well, any lightworker I know is poor as piss, but this lightworker seems to be rich.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Can you guys tell me what a lightworker is?

[Chris Hoadley]

They believe in loving lights and possibly aliens and some stars.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Are they gonna, like, put the light into me?

[Brian Green]

They believe in energetic healing, and the.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Energy is like an energy like. Like Reiki and stuff like that, kind of.

[Brian Green]

But it's their version of it, so they can sell you courses.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Okay.

[Brian Green]

Reiki is well, too. Way too well known. They take. They make up their own shit, and then they make you pay $10,000 for it. It's just.

[Natalie Peterson]

Just.

[Brian Green]

It's just another way of saying they believe in energy and how it transforms your life. Not a bad thing to believe in. I'm not saying that, but the way that this is being pitched and the way that this woman talks, I think is, quite frankly, fucking insane. And maybe that's why we don't, you know, Natalie Peterson hasn't taken the US by storm yet, but we'll see. I'd like to review some of that. Let's take a break, and we'll get to it after this.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

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[Brian Green]

I was just reading on Reddit, someone had posted a conversation that they were having with Jay Shetty's Instagram dm, and they basically said, hey, I'm interested in this course. You know, tell me what it is. And the person on the other end was like, oh, hey, you know, Jay Shetty's Masterclass. You know, to really be a life coach, you got to spend two or three hours a week doing, you know, personal phone calls and all this. And she was like, okay, great. Like, how much is the course? And she's like, well, I think it's important to find out how much money you make per year first. So essentially the right. Sizing it and some other person says it costs between 150 and $200,000 to complete the entire course. And I'm like, $200,000. And he gets a speaking fee. I'm sorry, it costs between 10 and 20 thousand dollars. His speaking fee is between 150 and 200 thousand dollars. Don't you. Don't you think I would be much more interesting for that? 150, $200,000. I think I could do corporate speaking, and I could just incessantly ramble on like I do here on the commercial break. And I think that the people would get more out of that than they.

[Chris Hoadley]

Would a Jay Shetty start the TCB Life coach. Oh program.

[Brian Green]

I think some people think we're already life coaches. They're just. And they have real problems. Those people have real problems. They do need a life coach. Natalie Peterson is a 5D energetics business coach.

[Chris Hoadley]

5D.

[Brian Green]

5D. Remember they used to say drums, playing chess in 5D. Like, oh, really?

[Chris Hoadley]

Like five dimensions.

[Brian Green]

Five dimensions, including the light work. There she is. She believes in some weird combination of extraordinary extreme and extraordinary capitalism. Light work at spiritual healing.

[Chris Hoadley]

This girl does quite the combo.

[Brian Green]

She's on Instagram. She's been pitching her shit for a long time. Looks like she gets some seminars and small hotel rooms, you know, hotel ballrooms here. And while most of her stuff is. Is behind a gate, like, you can't see all the real tips and tricks. Luckily, luckily, she is letting us in on some of her most important secrets, which I think you'll find really has more to do with money than anything else. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm strolling on the Internet as you do, as I do like to do. Here's Natalie Peterson, Australian Life coach in 5D Energetics business coach.

[Natalie Peterson]

Hi, guys, and welcome back to the Natalie.

[Brian Green]

Did she give a Star Trek.

[Chris Hoadley]

She just did the Star Trek.

[Brian Green]

She just did the Star Trek. Nothing like being an energy healer and starting your video off with Fuck Edison show.

[Natalie Peterson]

I am so excited for you to be here. This video that you're about to watch is literally light codes to my modality. This is the second level. So first level was like, they learn some intricate pieces, they get activated first.

[Brian Green]

Levels, like you pay me 50 bucks and then, you know, I give you a little bit of information. Level two is where I really suck you dry for everything. It works in light language.

[Natalie Peterson]

They learn how to do a healing. And this goes so much deeper, so much. Actually more quantum, more than deep, let's be honest.

[Brian Green]

Quantum.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

Throw in a little bullshit here, a fancy dress there, a cheap Holiday Inn ballroom here and there, $10,000 a week and wa bam. You're a quantum light worker in 5D. Coaching energetics. By the way, what is she wearing? Wa bam. You take a kimono and you put some gold in it. Baliassianga. And then wa bam. I'm wearing a muumu.

[Natalie Peterson]

Doing this right there is not another light language.

[Brian Green]

I think she's pregnant, by the way. So let me say that when you're pregnant, you wear whatever the fuck you.

[Natalie Peterson]

Want out in the world yet. And it's so beautiful that you're here. So I wanted to give you guys a snapshot of what this is like. Now I can't show you everything because quite literally there are pieces, of course that need to stay confidential, stay sacred to the space.

[Brian Green]

That's way too powerful, Chrissy. I don't want to get you. I don't want to put you in a situation where you could literally change people's lives just by looking at them. Be careful, Chrissy. These are powerful secrets.

[Chris Hoadley]

Well, needs to start. Stay in the realm.

[Brian Green]

Age old wisdom from Brisbane where all the eastern philosophy started.

[Natalie Peterson]

I want to give you a couple of teach pieces so you're going to get some value in this video. You're going to also see into what it's like. See how funny, see how sad, see how emotional, see how all of the pieces kind of weave their magic so that these beautiful humans get the biggest transformation and they leave with absolute clarity about their mission. And they get a certification to go and heal people.

[Chris Hoadley]

Certification.

[Brian Green]

I love when I get absolute clarity about anything. I don't even know what the weather's gonna be like in an hour. But she's gonna provide absolute life clarity from Brisbane. You gotta burn the sage. You gotta burn the sage. Look at all the workers are in their total white uniforms to denote that they are better than you. Oh, they have an orgasm course at the beginning. They all have an orgasm before they walk in.

[Chris Hoadley]

That's the way you start. Yeah, with the cleanse.

[Brian Green]

I've seen some of these, like female light workers and how they like put people into. There's something called the fire breath. We've learned about this with the breath of fire. Fire breath, Right. Which is a real thing and it's a real yogi thing. You can really do this fire breath by breathing in and out very quickly and then doing certain breaths. But I've seen some of these and these women get like orgasmic. It's like. Honestly, it's a little strange for like a weekend seminar at the Holiday Inn. You know what I'm saying?

[Unidentified Male Guest]

It's like a male chiropractor, though. You know, they crack in, they go, ugh.

[Natalie Peterson]

It's disgusting.

[Brian Green]

I don't know which chiropractor.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Sorry, I mean the. I'm using the videos online of like chiropractors cracking, like young women.

[Brian Green]

No, it's disgusting. Oh, wow.

[Chris Hoadley]

Mine doesn't do that.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

I'm of the mindset that chiropractors are scammers.

[Brian Green]

Well, there's a lot of people who believe that. It does help me. I do have to say that. I also believe that for a long time. And while I wouldn't go to my chiropractor if my back was like actually tweaked out, that's for an orthopedic to go to, to keep it in shape. Going to a chiropractor. I don't know something about it. It. I do believe that it loosens the neck.

[Chris Hoadley]

There's good ones and bad ones.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, there's also good ones and bad ones.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Colleagues, they're evidence based and give you things to do at home. Absolutely. 100%.

[Brian Green]

My guy is like a PT. That's what I. Look at him.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Love that.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, Yeah. Nothing like doing pole dancing before we do some energetic light work. What is going on?

[Chris Hoadley]

That's a lab dance.

[Brian Green]

That's a lab dance. She's giving. Wow. Okay, maybe this is going to be good. How much is this course?

[Natalie Peterson]

Heavy stepper.

[Brian Green]

I got too much weight on this. You can see the diamonds. Don't complain on this. We was touched.

[Chris Hoadley]

What is this song?

[Brian Green]

I don't know what this song is, but it goes right along with my interpretation of absolute clarity and 5D energetic work. Yeah, he's already said the Edward three times in the song.

[Natalie Peterson]

Completely on the spot.

[Brian Green]

Money chat with Nat Pat. That's what's very cute. Yeah, yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

She's got one of the easels.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, she's not using the. She's not using a screen. She's using an easel with a.

[Chris Hoadley]

There's a screen behind.

[Natalie Peterson]

Yeah, Just hear people on the vlog. One of my beautiful clients just asked me, what were the pieces that you did around money. I'm gonna.

[Brian Green]

Okay, let's see. I can't wait. This is gonna be groundbreaking pieces you did around money. This is an important part. A lot of people have energetic problems with money. Anybody who works here at the commercial break, let's see what happens when she gives her. We're gonna find absolute clarity out of this.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, for sure.

[Natalie Peterson]

Go back to try and think about all the pieces that really changed my. My beliefs, mindset shifts, hooks calls, threads. Within the realm of energetics, within the realm of, like, strategy, within the realm of anything to do with money. Is that cool?

[Brian Green]

Cool, cool. Within. Within the emotional level, the spiritual level, the physical level, the mathematic level, the scientific level, geography. Chrissy.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Cars.

[Chris Hoadley]

Astronomy.

[Brian Green]

Yes. Roller coasters. And within any level, this is how much. This is how basically I break it down like this.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Yes.

[Natalie Peterson]

First, what I actually, I think the biggest piece that I had to get really clear of and I had to release was the anxiety that I had towards money. So anxiety. It would be first.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Right.

[Natalie Peterson]

I had to remove the. The energy of anxiety. And when I say anxiety, I mean that what was first happening for me was I, for such a long time was I had programmed myself to say that I was bad at money because I never had any.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Right.

[Natalie Peterson]

So I would get.

[Brian Green]

Do you get the impression she's making this up as she goes along?

[Chris Hoadley]

I think she did make it up, yes.

[Brian Green]

But when you put it on an easel like that, the second you put it on paper. Yes. It looks, you feel like you've gotten what you paid for. Now imagine you're one of these women or men or who. I mainly see women, but I'm sure there's men in the audience who imagine you're one of these people and now you've spent $2,000 to be here at the weekend. And what, what she puts up on the board, you think you're going to be like some energetic light worker or something. Which she puts up on the board is money. Chat with Naspat.

[Natalie Peterson]

And I'd already spend it. So when I was first working as a florist, when I was like 4, 15, I'd get $50. On a sad day, that $50 would literally go to my Latin fake tan. You laugh, but I looked brown or orange, whatever. My dress that I would buy from a place called Ice Designs or a place.

[Chris Hoadley]

Well, you were 15.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. When you were 15. I don't know anybody that doesn't have anxiety around money. First of all, some kind of anxiety around money. Second of all, this is horseshit why are you telling us about what happened when you were 15? What are we doing?

[Unidentified Male Guest]

On her website, it says that she is calling in $250,000 a month.

[Brian Green]

She's calling in, Calling in.

[Chris Hoadley]

You just have to ask for it. Ask the universe.

[Brian Green]

I've been asking the universe for a long time.

[Chris Hoadley]

Just claim it.

[Brian Green]

I did find a couple pennies under. I cleaned my bed today, and I found a couple pennies.

[Chris Hoadley]

There you go.

[Brian Green]

I called it in your direction. I called it in. Hello. Hello. Hello. I need $250,000 universe. Yeah, babe.

[Natalie Peterson]

Flora pink and a pack of cruises. Right.

[Brian Green]

I knew a pack of cruisers. I think that might be cigarettes.

[Chris Hoadley]

Maybe.

[Brian Green]

I'm guessing.

[Natalie Peterson]

Give me that. So I'd already spent the money every single week. Now, every second week, I would work on a Sunday, and I would get a hundred, and it was 120 or $170.

[Brian Green]

Remember, folks, these are the two light codes that. That have changed her life and given these women absolute clarity.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

So far, she has told us which store she purchases jeans at, and she gets two packs of Cruisers every weekend.

[Natalie Peterson]

And I could, within two weeks or three weeks or four weeks, have enough money to get my hair bleach blonde and my extensions lifted. Okay, So I had long blonde hair down to here. My hair was all braided. Waking at the time, it was a whole thing. Anyway, I looked really not hot, but I thought I did so good at money to an extent. But I'd always spend it. I had no savings. Now, my other cousin should always be like, oh, I've got savings. You put savings away. My grandfather would say, budgeting.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, it's called making a budget.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, it's literally making it to the.

[Natalie Peterson]

Point, like, make sure if we give you money.

[Brian Green]

I'm pissed if I spend money on this. And some girls telling me anecdotes between her and her cousins and money put it in savings.

[Natalie Peterson]

I was like, I don't know what to do.

[Brian Green]

And by the way, I'm coming in here to be an energetic, light healer. And so far, she's telling us how she loves extensions. Her fake tan, her jeans, her cruisers, and all her money savings.

[Natalie Peterson]

The I'm just gonna spend my money. So I just consistently spent my money. So I had this anxiety when I first started, like, you know, when you first start paying bills and like that, that I wasn't gonna have enough money because I always just had enough. But I didn't realize that just having enough was actually okay. But it's still a story. Let's get real.

[Brian Green]

So let's get real. When you don't have money, you're a fucking plea. Let's get real. You're worse than I am.

[Natalie Peterson]

I did release the anxiety around money first. Now, I did that through nlp. That's just straight up. Okay. NLP is really cool.

[Brian Green]

We've got nlp.

[Chris Hoadley]

Is that Light?

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Something nlp.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Like NP is her thing, but I did it.

[Brian Green]

I don't see the lp.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

It did sound like that, though. Natalie Patterson.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. The National Light Practitioners Association Practitioners in here.

[Natalie Peterson]

I also am partnered with a brand. She's incredible. She was at Light Codes two last time. If you want to do nlp, please let me know. I'll put you in touch with the most beautiful human who. Who's been. She's been personally coached by me as well. Secondly. What?

[Brian Green]

She's been personally touched by me as well. I'm. I'm personally touching everybody's lives. If you want to spend more money, let me know and I'll get you in touch with another lady who we work together to take all your money.

[Natalie Peterson]

Yeah. Really helped was I read every single book or actually listened to a lot of books around money. Okay.

[Brian Green]

Did you hear what she said? She said she read a book. These are fascinating secrets, these secrets. I have to keep some of these secrets confidential. We don't want these getting out in the world. Read books, Budget your money. Get your tits done.

[Natalie Peterson]

So Secrets of a Millionaire. Mine. I'm a millionaire. All the Robert Kiyosaki stuff. Anything to do with profit first Kia. Sacking yourself.

[Chris Hoadley]

Some people are vigorously taking notes.

[Brian Green]

Oh my God, of course they are. They feel embarrassed they spent $2,000 on this. They're like, I better come away with something.

[Natalie Peterson]

Anything to do with money. Even if I didn't understand it, I was still trusting that something would land okay. And I immersed myself in that. Like I've listened to Secrets of a Millionaire Mine. Like I reckon probably 10 times. It's the most listened to book I've ever, ever, ever, ever had. So that would be the next thing. Yep.

[Brian Green]

Yep.

[Chris Hoadley]

Write it.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Write that down.

[Chris Hoadley]

She's got a personal writing.

[Natalie Peterson]

Go ahead.

[Brian Green]

Yes, please. Millionaire might please make note that it's the most book I've ever listened to.

[Natalie Peterson]

So then the next thing would be doing a lot of work around the masculine. Okay. Because even if you are a man and you are masculine, it is actually linked to your dad and your dad's line writing letters to them. Doing deep dive process.

[Brian Green]

What? Even if you have a penis. It came from your father and your father's father. And now I have to get rid of the penis to get rid of the anxiety. And read the books, by the way. Millionaire Mind is the book I've read the most via audiobook.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yes.

[Brian Green]

I've listened. I've read it through audiobook.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yes.

[Natalie Peterson]

For those of you who are in Unity Consciousness, or Oracle, literally, you have access to so many transformational videos in the portal. There is. Are so many cooling videos.

[Brian Green]

Of course there's a portal. Do you have access? Have you paid for it yet? I'm sure they're all like this, right?

[Natalie Peterson]

I've got literally a thing that says transformation, and then.

[Brian Green]

I literally have a word of transformation. And the second you hit play, absolute clarity on your life's purpose. Have you read Millionaire Mind stuff?

[Natalie Peterson]

There's so many pieces that literally say literally, literally, literally. Transformation. Transformation. Transformation, Right.

[Brian Green]

Transformation. Transformation. Keep transforming. Are you transforming it? Have you transformed?

[Natalie Peterson]

So doing the. The work on the masculine is really powerful. Writing a lit. So then the next piece is doing the work with Money, specifically.

[Brian Green]

She's out of breath. She's got so many. She's. She's making it up as she goes along. She can't keep up with her own.

[Natalie Peterson]

So when I say that, I mean, most of you have done my channeling exercise of you channel money. So you talk to money as if it is a being, okay? Because it is. It's an energy. And so the more you work with money, the better it's gonna be. Now, I did this every day for months, and I wasn't lazy about it because I was okay.

[Chris Hoadley]

Channel the money. Channel the money. Channel the money.

[Brian Green]

I'm looking at you, Rhonda. I wasn't lazy about it. I did it every day. I said, hey, Money, what you doing today? Good morning. Okay, I'm gonna have a cup of tea. Would you like to join me? And then we're gonna go shopping, and then I'm gonna spend you. How do you feel about that? Okay. Are you gonna come? Literally, literally, when I leave, when it leaves, my purse is gonna come back. Are you gonna come back? Okay. Literally. All right. Talk to you later. Bye. Bye, Money.

[Natalie Peterson]

So, like I've said to you guys so many times, I was so stuck. I was literally. So literally.

[Brian Green]

That's the name of this episode.

[Natalie Peterson]

Literally Thirsty to change that I was willing to do whatever it took. I've got a couple of friends that kind of starting to drift because their language is, like. It upsets me when they say, I'm broke, I can't afford it, I've got to wash My money. And I'm getting that mindset that you just spoke about. I don't have those words in my head. Yeah. If you keep surrounding yourself around those people, is that bad energy? Like, are these the people that you need to start to let go of?

[Chris Hoadley]

What?

[Brian Green]

Here's what she's. Okay. The lady asked this question, and I know you can't really understand it, but she said, I've got a few friends, and they don't do well with money. And I feel like their energy is affecting my energy. Do I get rid of those friends? To which Natalie responds, yes. So get rid of your poor friends. Literally, get rid of your poor friends. You must literally leave them. And if you need new friends, I'm here for you. It's just $10,000 a month for access.

[Natalie Peterson]

Yes. And it's hard because you love them.

[Brian Green]

And it's hard because they're real people, but I don't give a shit. Pay me more.

[Natalie Peterson]

Here's the truth. I want to bring them with me. So I'm like, hey, have you read this book? Hey, have you. No. Like, give them as much as you can without it being, like, you're consistently coaching them. Because I think that can also get really draining. But you kind of get sick of that, too.

[Tina]

Yeah.

[Natalie Peterson]

So there gets to be a fine line where you cut the cord, cut the cords. Right.

[Brian Green]

But you all get out. What does it say? I can't read it.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

It says, pay bills with gratitude.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, that is my power.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

I will be doing that this month.

[Chris Hoadley]

I start accepting gratitude.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Georgia power.

[Brian Green]

I love you, Blue Cross Blue Shield.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

And now I can get that sleep study done.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Thank you. All you gotta do is call it in. Just call it in. All right. Do we need to take a break? I. I don't. I don't. I'm lost.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

Okay. Let's do that. Let's take a break. We'll be back with more Natalie Peterson.

[Chris Hoadley]

Nat Pat.

[Brian Green]

Nat Pat's changing our lives. We'll do more money chats with Nat Pat literally, literally after this break.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

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[Brian Green]

All right, we're back with Nat Pat. She's giving us all the secrets. She's currently telling us to get rid of all of our poor friends. Because that's what poor people need, less friends.

[Natalie Peterson]

I have to get relentless with that. It's taken me a lot of time to be courageous enough to say no, because I used to be like, yeah, babe, I will. Yeah, babe, I will. Yeah, babe, I will. And then they're gonna keep messaging me and keep messaging me, and guess what happens? I feel weird. Cause I don't know how to say, hey, man, I don't have time. But I made a commitment to myself halfway through last year. I was like that. I'm just gonna be honest with people.

[Brian Green]

Listen, you're way too poor to be around me. I am multi four figure life coach, and you can be too, if you get your head out of your ass, stop being anxious, read Millionaire Mindset and pay your bills of gratitude. Everything will turn out fine. And by the way, call your money in the morning. Hi, Money, it's me, your mom.

[Natalie Peterson]

Say, I'm sorry I don't have the capacity. And that's the truth. I don't have the capacity because if I did, I would hang out with you, but I don't. That's the truth. So I think it's about being okay with having really clear, energetic boundaries of who you hang out with and who you don't.

[Tina]

This is just a share. Okay, So I met Nat at the Money Code.

[Brian Green]

Oh, we love when Tina shares. Tina, please share. You're not a plant in the audience, are you? Because I bet you are a very long time ago.

[Tina]

It feels like now, but actually wasn't that long ago. And I don't know why. I just felt like I needed to be in the room, but. Plus, I wasn't actually going into the room to receive anything from her except for being in the presence of a woman that does not give a about anyone else but herself.

[Chris Hoadley]

Wow.

[Brian Green]

Sounds like the kind of person I want to hang out with. Yeah. Oh, I already know plenty of these people, by the way. I don't need Nat Pat to give a fuck about herself. Clear plant saying Nice things about natpat.

[Tina]

Makes it completely okay.

[Brian Green]

By the way, Notice how we all start to conflate. And I'll say we all agree, because I'm guilty of this too. Trust me, there's a period in my life when this. This would have got me. Some of this would have gotten me. She says, I don't know why I wanted to be in the room, but I wanted to be there. Like there's some magical force pulling you.

[Tina]

Into the room to be herself. She's not trying to be anyone for anyone.

[Natalie Peterson]

Can I just rephrase that as well? I know, I know you mean that with love, but I give so much of a About all of you. That's why I do this. But also equally, I give a about myself. Yeah, at the top of yes.

[Brian Green]

Thank you. She changed outfits, by the way.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

This is a different outfit.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, well, she's giving us a little inside scoop on her entire weekend program. And yeah, I just want to change that from. Yeah, she's eating, by the way. Well, she is pregnant, so let's give her a break. Yeah, she is. I know this because I've watched some of the other videos. Yeah, she's eating. Yeah, she's eating.

[Tina]

Looks bright with webs.

[Brian Green]

She's eating Cheetos or something, first of all. Second of all, I just want to point out here, this girl said, you know, I wanted to be in the presence of someone who does not give a about anyone else but herself. And she's like, can I change those words? I give too much of a about you. You are great with paid to be there. That's right. Which is exactly the same as I don't give any about you. I give too much about you.

[Natalie Peterson]

I just want.

[Brian Green]

I just wanted to be seen.

[Tina]

That's fine. That was the best thing I ever did because from there that I actually signed up to light codes because I ran to the back of the room with no idea what I was doing and went, holy, where am I pulling the money from? But it's gonna happen.

[Brian Green]

And now it's gonna happen. I called my dad, I called my brother. And so now she's encouraging people to be those people. She's encouraging you to cut your life out. Go ask for money from somebody else.

[Tina]

It was a part of my light codes would have known I was going through a soul crumbling situation of business, failing relationship, failing life, failing. It all was just going.

[Brian Green]

I probably would have guessed that, actually. Just throwing that out there.

[Tina]

And thanks to the beautiful Nat and the beautiful Warren since that session and witnessing you Guys, in your rawness, I'm back with my partner. He is the man that I always knew he could be but never thought I would get to see.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh my God.

[Brian Green]

Her life has literally changed everything because.

[Chris Hoadley]

Of Nat Pat and the light codes course.

[Brian Green]

The light codes course, which she doesn't know how she's gonna pay for, but she's got it. Don't worry, Chrissy, everything's gonna turn out fine. She's back with her life partner.

[Chris Hoadley]

She paid it with gratitude.

[Brian Green]

You are the woman I never thought you'd get an opportunity for me to see. Just wanted you to know that. And nothing says I love you like you're finally the man I never thought you would get to see.

[Tina]

And more. And I'm actually refining my sexual essence.

[Brian Green]

Ooh, I love it. This is awesome.

[Tina]

I lost it for so long there. I didn't want sex. I didn't want any of it. I felt guilt, I felt shame. There was lots of arguments in our relationship about it. And for the first time last night, he came and visited for a night, which was amazing.

[Chris Hoadley]

What does this have to do with money?

[Brian Green]

This has nothing to do with money or light codes. Listen, okay, that's a big problem for a lot of people. They, some, there's some sexual hang up or something. And freeing yourself of that sexual hang up I think is a big deal. But I don't know that I'd go to natpad about it. You know what I'm saying?

[Tina]

And I literally looked at him and I was like, holy, I just want to eat him.

[Brian Green]

Yeah, She did. I tell you, paying $2,000 for this course would pay off. Right? Right. Now you've heard all about Tina's love life.

[Natalie Peterson]

So I wanted to share a little story of when I paid for light codes one a couple days later. So that cost me $2,222. Yep, a few days.

[Brian Green]

$2,221.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Angel number.

[Brian Green]

Is that an angel number? Oh, I think so.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

Like 222 or whatever.

[Brian Green]

Oh my God.

[Natalie Peterson]

I got a call from my agent and she goes, oh, I've got an audition for you for a commercial. I said, oh, okay, great. And she goes, it's $2,500. I said, even better. And then I did the audition and I got it.

[Chris Hoadley]

Woo. And so you broke even?

[Brian Green]

Yes, I broke even. Net loss of $100 after plane flight. But let's call a spade a spade. I am now the national representative.

[Chris Hoadley]

I would have had $2,500 in her pocket, but instead she.

[Brian Green]

That's Right. And I am also now the national representative. I am the lady on the PSA for koala syphilis.

[Natalie Peterson]

I just got paid in January. I got paid $2,600 and something dollars.

[Brian Green]

Yeah.

[Natalie Peterson]

But I just wanted to say how wonderful it was. I let that money go. You know, it was like a real life.

[Brian Green]

You didn't let it go. You gave it to Natalie to fund her incredibly interesting lifestyle.

[Chris Hoadley]

And then the work that you had already been doing as an actress paid off. Paid off.

[Brian Green]

And it.

[Chris Hoadley]

But it was because of Natalie.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Of course. You have to justify this after you're involved in it now. You have to justify what's going on.

[Natalie Peterson]

Okay, I'm gonna pay for this. Cause. And then it just came straight back.

[Brian Green]

This is how people get programmed. Yeah, this is how people get programmed. Love it.

[Natalie Peterson]

You know, so. And now you can sing on TV every night. Oh, what commercial is it? It's called lightning Easy.

[Chris Hoadley]

Called light.

[Brian Green]

Oh, light and easy. These depends are light and easy. Oh, my God.

[Chris Hoadley]

That's okay.

[Natalie Peterson]

I haven't watched TV in ages, but I want to watch you, so I'm going to watch some tv. Hey, I'm Mel.

[Brian Green]

Hello, Mel. So continuing on.

[Natalie Peterson]

Yes, I'm going to become a grandma.

[Chris Hoadley]

I just became a grandma.

[Brian Green]

I became a grandma and now I'm going to spend 2000. Now I'm going to hire the kids. Kids, too. The kids are going to be in the light. Coaches, congratulations.

[Natalie Peterson]

So can, like do you light code, but ants with their poo. You can do whatever you want.

[Chris Hoadley]

Can you light code? What?

[Brian Green]

Well, yeah, I think she said, can I do light codes on them? They're. They're babies. What light codes are you going to give them? Make sure they read Millionaire mindset. Be grateful when they pay their bills. Light codes means nothing. Light codes is just this. This is the point. If you don't. She just said she was gonna reveal her two biggest light codes, the secrets to her success. First, the first modality is just so you can go out there and heal other people and heal yourself. But the second one, you're gonna be given the tools, the powerful tools to change people's lives. And so far, all we've seen is her talk about one time she read a book and then also other people blowing smoke up this lady's ass because they're justifying the incredible amount of money that they've spent to come to this workshop. I'm pissed if I'm walking out of this. This is why life coaching is horseshit. There's like, Natalie might have some Wisdom. I'm not saying that Natalie as a human being doesn't have some wisdom. I'm sure she's been through things. I'm sure she can share some advice that doesn't certify you as a light, code 5D energetic business coach. Because you can rent a holiday in room doesn't mean you have to impart on people for $2221. What are we doing here? Why are we sitting here right now? Why aren't we in a holiday in somewhere?

[Natalie Peterson]

Because they still live with me. I have my four boys and partners, and it's like fair game, right? That's my house. Yeah, he just. Here's the thing. It's like, not under my house, under my roof. Here's the thing. It's like we're just channeling frequency. We're energetic beings having a human experience. We're just channeling our innate energy. Here's the real truth. You guys don't even need a training to do this. Thank you.

[Brian Green]

Oh, okay. Thank you. Yes, she said it. She gave up the goose. She said the most important thing.

[Chris Hoadley]

You don't even need me.

[Brian Green]

Yes, she said exactly what we said at the beginning of this shooting show. You do not need Nat Pat to give you some keys to the kingdom. They're inside you already. Maybe you need a little. Maybe you need to read so you can, like, put some words to it. Maybe you're tactile and you need to feel around for it a little bit. But at the end of the day, you don't need Nat Pat to certify you to be wise. Look at your own life. Take wisdom from your own life. Look, look internally. Heal yourself. I guarantee. This is fucking insane. This woman is drinking a White Claw and eating Cheetos While you paid $2,000 to hear about her fake tan and her Bruce.

[Natalie Peterson]

Bruce said I got clever enough to put it in a training. That's why so many people on Instagram hate me. It's because they didn't think about doing this themselves.

[Brian Green]

No, that's not why we hate you. No, no, no, no, no. And by the way, way, hate is not a word that I use for you.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah.

[Brian Green]

I love you. God bless you. And if all these people are paying you money to sit up there and yammer on, well, I wish I could do the same sometimes, too. But I promise you, I am not upset because you decided to put this information in a course. I think that's what's wrong with this world.

[Natalie Peterson]

Smart kinesiology I know clears a lot of past lives. So that's sort of where I was coming from. With the lightning going of clearing their vessel for when they come through. I don't know if your son or your daughter in law has a doula. This is Dee. And Dee is the most magical woman ever. And the things that she has taught me about my pelvis and about my. My sit bones and about my.

[Brian Green]

What are we talking about now?

[Chris Hoadley]

It's a networking event, Chrissy.

[Brian Green]

Someone in her organization put this video together and goes, yep, this is gonna get them. This is the way we make more money. Put this out.

[Natalie Peterson]

My anatomy of my body. I had no idea. And the things that she's been able to teach Warren and I to do together and just full transparent. I have had so much pain in my hips and in my vagina and all these different things. And I'd message Dee, she'd be like, come and buy.

[Brian Green]

This is the light coat I've been waiting for. Pain in her vagina. Natalie's got pain in her vagina.

[Natalie Peterson]

She'd do some things. And I walk out and I'm like, oh my God, how? And I call. I'd call my mum and be like, oh, I'm experiencing a lot of like numbness in my vagina. Mum's like, that's so normal. Like I had it my whole pregnancy. Every pregnancy I had it. So I just thought it was normal. I called Dee. Dee's like, natalie, get your ass in here today. I'm like, thank you. So if what is happening?

[Brian Green]

I have no idea. I don't know where this went wrong. I don't know what we're talking about anymore. I don't know how this has anything to do with life coaching. Your numb vagina is not why I paid $2,221. It's not money. It's not light work. I guess it's her vag. We're now talking about her vagina. That's what I paid for.

[Natalie Peterson]

Three hours more. If you pay her really good money, she'll travel. No, I'm sure she also has some friends that would be able to do that too. I think there's. There's a new way of birthing here, right? That is like amazing that you've got the tools and the skills to be able to clear past lives and to remove things. And also when we have. When we decode the matrix system of actual hospitals and how they bring and induce trauma to the body, which then brings the baby into fear and trauma. No.

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Nothing like saving a baby's Life. Oh, my God, here we go. Unbelievable. Modern medicine has all. Has a lot of problems, but I can promise you, I can promise you, having been through it. Have birth at a hospital. Have birth at a hospital. God bless America.

[Natalie Peterson]

Like, there's a whole system and I didn't know that this was possible.

[Brian Green]

I'm a man, by the way, so I want to say that that's obviously personal choice, but having been through a traumatic birth, you did do it where.

[Natalie Peterson]

Doctors are dolas are trained to support you doing this. So that's another thing. Beautiful.

[Chris Hoadley]

Thank.

[Brian Green]

Thank you.

[Natalie Peterson]

Anyway, that was a whole range about dollars. Thank you. Congratulations on being a grandma. Hormones are great. Okay, so are we. Are you on?

[Brian Green]

Yeah. Cool.

[Unidentified Male Guest]

All right.

[Natalie Peterson]

Titties look good. They do look good. My little sister, she runs my Instagram. So for those of you who message me and those of you who comment, sometimes I see it because there is. Sometimes that I go on Instagram and other times, like, I think I've said this before and a few of you.

[Brian Green]

That actually this is a life coaching course people have paid for and we are completely off the track.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, yeah, it happens, you know, with the. The PUAs too.

[Brian Green]

Oh, it does happen with the PUAs.

[Chris Hoadley]

Can I give you the secret? Unlock everything. But just after Larry, I tell you.

[Brian Green]

This whole story, I think that you're bringing up a good point. It's good to end on life. Coaches do not have any answers, but they will tell you that they do so that they can get you. They can part you from your money and then get you somewhere where you can spend more money and then by the training manual where you two can learn how to give the answers that they don't have that they've never given you. And at the end of the day, say you're broke and miserable and they're rich and miserable. Think about the options.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, yeah, they just. She's just speaking confidently and telling her own stories of stuff.

[Brian Green]

And hey, listen, Natpad, if you come across this and you want to come on the show and explain exactly what the light codes, if you want to explain exactly what you didn't explain in this video, I'd be happy to listen if you got some wisdom to impart. I realize you got to keep some of that very secret because it's very powerful stuff. Very true. To get out there in the wild. Chrissy, I don't know what would happen should everybody become a more. Well, I was going to say a better human than.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, then nobody's going to pay for it.

[Brian Green]

That's right. Then who's going to pay for my course? And Jay Shetty is just the next stop, Right? Jay Shetty. And then the next person, and then the next person. I can name five people on my Instagram right now that are some version of life coaching. And. And I do believe in mentorship. Like, if you need help getting organized and you pay someone who's a professional organizer, that's. Yeah, that's good. If you need help starting a podcast and you start, you get a podcast coach, that's good. If you do something so broad, like, I like light codes too, and you're teaching people about your numb vagina, you've just wasted everybody's time and my money. Yeah, but, hey, at least that lady got a commercial out of it. I guess that's all we gotta say. All right. Two. One, two, four, three. Oh, eight. One. Stop. Brian, stop. No, no, don't stop. I'm not telling you to stop. I'm just saying. Brian, stop. Hey, listen, we've been saying this all week, and I think it's something we're gonna say a lot around here. Sharing is caring. So if you like the show and you think somebody else might be interested in the show, do us a favor, pass it along. Or if you don't like somebody, pass it along. If you have a numb vagina, pass it along. Everybody needs something in this life, and the commercial break might be the thing. Share it on your Instagram or whatever. Tag us. We'd love it. We certainly would. That'd be great. All right, 212-4333. TCB 212-433-822 questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, voicemail or text message. We'll get back to. We promise. Tcbpodcast.com all the audio, all the video, and your free sticker. Add the commercial break on Instagram, TCB podcast on tick tock and YouTube.com the commercial break for every single episode of the commercial break on video. Subscribe. Like, comment on your favorite video. We'd appreciate it. Okay, go, Chrissy. That's all I can do for today?

[Chris Hoadley]

I think so.

[Brian Green]

I'll tell you that I love you.

[Chris Hoadley]

I love you.

[Brian Green]

Best to you. The best to you out there in the podcast universe. In 5D. Chrissy and I will say. We do say, and we must say good, goodbye.

[Natalie Peterson]

Sa.