Now I'm a Belieber! (The Return Of Carl Lentz)

Summary

The Commercial Break - Episode: "Now I'm a Belieber! (The Return Of Carl Lentz)"
Release Date: March 28, 2025

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1. Festival Fiascos and Past Productions

The episode kicks off with hosts Brian Greene and Chris Hoadley reminiscing about their tumultuous experiences organizing music festivals. Brian shares a memorable anecdote from the North Georgia Mountain Blues Fest, highlighting the chaos behind the scenes.

Brian Greene [00:00-02:30]:
"I could not have said it better myself, Coach, your dad is a loser indeed. Let's take a quick commercial break and we'll be back with the game on this episode of the commercial break."

They delve into the challenges of event management, discussing last-minute changes, financial hurdles, and unexpected mishaps, such as bouncing a check to PE Groove and dealing with undercover cops infiltrating their festival.

Brian Greene [18:09-19:47]:
"Because there's. That's the only thing they got. The only thing they got is to withhold the. The presentation. And if someone wants them to play. I remember when we put on Jam Land Productions, put on Jam Land. Mountain Blues Fest..."

2. The Fyre Fest 2 Debacle

Transitioning from personal stories, Brian and Chris shift their focus to the notorious Fyre Fest 2, scrutinizing the latest updates and logistical setbacks.

Brian Greene [11:18-17:00]:
"But he still does. That's the thing, is that he's so well known now because of all the drama around Fire one. He could have pulled this off. Had he done it the right way. Could have, but he's not going to. It's not going to happen."

They critique the hasty venue change to Playa del Carmen, emphasizing the potential for disaster given the lack of announced headliners and the shift from a traditional festival structure to a scattered event resembling South by Southwest.

Brian Greene [13:42-14:59]:
"There's been an update to the Fire Fest 2 or to Billy McFarland's Instagram page where he's telling people this is the only official communication is going to come from me and my Instagram page... So now if you've bought tickets and you've got your hotel accommodations, you got to switch them to the new location."

3. Special Guest: Farrah Abraham on Girl Scout Cookies

Introducing their guest, Farrah Abraham joins the conversation to discuss the perennial topic of Girl Scout cookies, blending humor with relatable frustrations about price discrepancies and availability.

Farrah Abraham [05:07-06:50]:
"I was a Brownie, which is the one right before Girl Scouts... I just did like Brownie one year and Girl Scout one year..."

Brian humorously laments the shrinkflation of Girl Scout cookies, sharing his annual expenditure and the inconsistent pricing he encounters.

Brian Greene [05:20-08:07]:
"But 50, okay, I get the. And, you know, one person wants to make... But I think it should be Converse. The situation should be inverse. Like, I think that we should have how many boxes you sell, not how much money you make."

Farrah expresses confusion over the sudden shift of Girl Scout cookies to grocery stores, prompting a lively debate on the possible motives behind these changes.

4. Carl Lentz’s Apology Tour: A Comedy of Errors

The heart of the episode centers on Carl Lentz’s apology video, which Brian and Chris dissect with their characteristic irreverence and humor. They critique Carl's attempts at redemption, mocking the sincerity and production quality of the apology.

Brian Greene [26:44-34:17]:
"But I noticed that Carl has been on a lot of podcasts lately... He was high up. He was high. All right. All right. Let's hear what a Carl is. Let's give him a shot."

As Carl begins his apology, the hosts interject with jokes and sarcastic comments, undermining his narrative and highlighting inconsistencies.

Brian Greene [34:42-43:30]:
"This is like fire fest too. You know what I'm saying? Uhhuh... Not be 100% cocksure and fire ready, no pun intended, for this, for everything."

Their banter continues as Carl attempts to share his story of public downfall and redemption, with Brian frequently interrupting to steer the conversation into comedic territory.

Chris Hoadley [35:58-36:13]:
"We're looking to the future. Cannot wait to talk about other things. But as it stands right now, we're gonna try to answer as many questions that we've been told by people we love."

Throughout the segment, notable quotes capture the essence of their humor and critical stance:

Brian Greene [42:55-43:17]:
"This is not tragedy. He is part of the tragedy. You are the reason for the tragedy."

They mock Carl’s attempts at authenticity, questioning his motives and the execution of his apology.

Brian Greene [61:05-62:47]:
"Listen, everybody loves a redemption story. Am I right or am I right? Don't you love a redemption story, honey?... Cowboy Kid."

5. Light-Hearted Interludes and Sponsor Promotions

Interspersed with the main discussions are humorous interludes and promotional segments. Brian and Chris engage in playful banter, often breaking the fourth wall to address sponsors like Squarespace, Chime Credit, and Harry’s, maintaining the podcast's signature comedic flair.

Brian Greene [32:06-32:55]:
"Hope with this whole thing is that you can look at what's happened in our life and maybe you can recognize a little bit of your story in ours... Includes bench warming college athletes from volleyball teams."

These segments provide a break from the intense discussions, reinforcing the podcast’s identity as a blend of comedy, personal anecdotes, and satirical commentary.

6. Conclusion: Wrapping Up with a Roast

The episode concludes with Brian and Chris continuing their roast of Carl Lentz, blending genuine moments of empathy with their trademark humor.

Brian Greene [70:33-71:10]:
"There’s no way it can. I'm too important... Your hat. It's hard to preach on a full dick. It's hard to preach with a beaver hat on."

Farrah joins in, adding to the light-hearted yet critical atmosphere as they sign off with final jokes and reminders about the podcast’s social media and contact information.

Chris Hoadley [72:58-73:09]:
"Thanks to Y Brian 3000... So that's what we're gonna do on this, on this podcast, especially early on."

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Notable Quotes:

• Brian Greene [05:20]:
  "It's crack now that I don't smoke crack anymore. It's my crack."

• Farrah Abraham [06:07]:
  "Girl Scout cookies at the grocery stores? Yes. I don't know what's going on..."

• Brian Greene [11:18]:
  "He could have pulled this off. Had he done it the right way. Could have, but he's not going to. It's not going to happen."

• Brian Greene [34:32]:
  "She's just sitting there looking nervous and like she wants to crawl out of her skin angry with him, about to cry."

• Brian Greene [61:16]:
  "Because there's a neon light... That's a heavenly penis jizzing as a jizzing accent."

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Final Thoughts:

In this episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley expertly blend personal anecdotes, pop culture critiques, and comedic roasting, particularly targeting public figures like Carl Lentz. Their unique, irreverent style offers listeners a humorous yet insightful take on high-profile controversies and everyday frustrations, all while maintaining a relatable and chaotic charm that aligns with their description as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts." Whether reminiscing about past festival disasters or dissecting apology videos, the hosts ensure an engaging and entertaining experience for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Brian Greene]

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[Chris Hoadley]

Our goals are. Listen, listen. Our goals are to hit dingers. Everybody better have their eyes on me. Eyes on me, Rylan. Hit dingers, disgrace the pitcher's family, make the other families, other players cry and stomp their butts into the ground. Does everyone understand that? Does everybody understand that? Understand that? Look fellas, look, look, look. There are two types of people in this world, there's two types of people. In this world. There's winners and there's losers. Just so that we're clear, every time we step on this field, our goal is to be a winner. And if your dad has said, oh, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, just as long as you have fun, well, I hate to say it, your dad's a loser. Okay? So let's get out. Let's get hands in. That team's pretty good, but we are gooder. So let's go Gooder on three. Let's go Gooder on three.

[Brian Greene]

I could not have said it better myself, Coach, your dad is a loser indeed. Let's take a quick commercial break and we'll be back with the game on this episode of the commercial break. We're still in touch, me and Biebs. I say, hey, Biebs, come on over. We'll smoke a blunt. We'll get on pornhub.

[Farrah Abraham]

A little B ball.

[Brian Greene]

We'll play a little basketball. A little B ball. I'm in my timeout period, but trust me, when I come back, you're gonna love it, Beans. We'll be back together before too long. Paparazzi just waiting outside for us, all right? Okay, I gotta go.

[Chris Hoadley]

Hope with this whole thing is that you can look at what's happened in our life and maybe you can recognize a little bit of your story in ours. And together we can all grow. So the future of the podcast is gonna be me bringing on people that I love, that have changed my life, that have helped me heal, that are helping me heal, and that's the future.

[Brian Greene]

But the right including four time AVN winner, Farrah Abraham. Farrah Abraham is my first guest. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co host of this, Chris. Enjoy Hoadley. Best of you, Chris. Best you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. Were you a Girl Scout?

[Farrah Abraham]

I was.

[Brian Greene]

You were?

[Farrah Abraham]

Well, I was a Brownie, which is the one right before Girl Scouts. And then I think I did girls Girl Scouts for one year. So I just did like Brownie one year and Girl Scout one year.

[Brian Greene]

Did the Brownies sell the cookies?

[Farrah Abraham]

I can't remember.

[Brian Greene]

So, young man, I'll tell you what, it's Girl Scout cookie time. And that is a dangerous time for all of our waistlines around here because they are so good. The tag. The tag alongs or whatever you call them now. They have the toffee something or other.

[Farrah Abraham]

Toffee ones are good.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, my God. Absolutely addictive. A regular old shortbread cookie with toffee pieces in it. It is crack. That's what it is. It's crack now that I don't smoke crack anymore. It's. That's my crack. It's crack. There's no doubt. And my kids love them, and everybody loves them. We spend about $110 on cookies every year, and they're gone within the week. And they're getting more expensive, and you're getting less of them. It's shrinkflation. Shrinkflation is happening with the Girl Scout cookies. And I want to know something. So one of the people in our family, loosely related to our family, sells them to us each year. We go to her to, you know, make sure we help her. Yeah, she's our dealer. Yes, exactly. She's our dealer charging $7 a box. But then somebody else on Facebook was selling them for $6 a box. And then I go to the store the other day, and there's a lady like there is often in suburbia selling the cookies outside for $15 a box. Whoa. Why the price discrepancy?

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, I didn't think you could just charge whatever you wanted.

[Brian Greene]

Shouldn't it just be one flat rate, like, across the country? One flat rate for the cookies? Why do we have 15 a box?

[Farrah Abraham]

I mean, the difference between six and seven, okay.

[Brian Greene]

But 50, okay, I get the. And, you know, one person wants to make. I guess it's about how much money you raise and maybe not how many boxes you sell. But I think it should be Converse. The situation should be inverse. Like, I think that we should have how many boxes you sell, not how much money you make. And I guess that doesn't make any sense either. But listen, I don't care what it is. Just make it one price.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

$6 a box, and you get as many as you did last year. Because this year.

[Farrah Abraham]

Crazy. I'm sorry, I'm stuck on the 15.

[Brian Greene]

It's 15. It was 15. And these people look like they were scamming people. I didn't like it. And they were a little pushy about it, too. They're like, I'll be local Girl Scout troop. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I already bought at the office or whatever. And she was like, you can buy more support local. And I'm like, how do you know I didn't buy them local? I didn't. But how do you know, I didn't buy them local. I got mine shipped in from North Carolina. You got a problem with that? Is that okay? I don't know. Anyway, anybody who's got Girl Scouts in their life knows that this time of year is dangerous. And then we all got to wait another year to get them. Though I do see that they are selling some of these at the grocery stores now. Girl Scout cookies at the grocery stores? Yes. I don't know what's going on, but I think I saw them at Whole Foods or Walmart or one of those things or something.

[Farrah Abraham]

All up in upheaval.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. Like, I mean, if they're cutting out the middleman, then how those girls gonna make money? You know what I'm saying?

[Farrah Abraham]

That was the thing. They were exclusive to the Girl Scouts.

[Brian Greene]

They are exclusive to the Girl Scouts, But I think the Girl Scouts have decided they can make money year round on this. Why? Why Wait?

[Farrah Abraham]

That's true.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. And I don't know if the Girl Scouts are like the Boy Scouts, but, you know, the Boy Scouts aren't exactly on a hot run right now. I don't know if you know this or not, but it's. It's a tough time for the Boy Scouts in general. And the Boy Scouts, I believe, now have to allow girls in the Boy Scout troops if they ask. So there you go. Do the boys get to go to the Girl Scouts? Sure, probably. I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I went to two Boy Scout meetings, and I gotta be honest, the guys who were leading the meetings were giving off vibes, if you know what I mean. And I was only there for two things. Whatever you call them meetings, Boy Scout troop, whatever, conferences. I don't even know what the fuck you call them. At the local Catholic church, the leaders were giving off vibes. I could feel it. And I was only 13 years old and they wanted to do a camping trip the very next weekend. And I. And my dad was like, y'all want to go? And I don't want to go. I don't know what's going on there, dad. Some. Something's going on. None of those troop leaders have kids and they're all interested in having kids. You know what I'm saying? Now? I'm not saying anything bad was happening. I'm saying I. In my little pea brain at that time, I had a spidey sense about the whole situation. I didn't like it. It was not for me.

[Farrah Abraham]

I'm glad you didn't go.

[Brian Greene]

I did know a Lot of Boy Scouts. And I know some guys who are Eagle Scouts.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Greene]

Which is not easy to do. It's like, when you become an Eagle Scout, I think you have to, like, do a bunch of.

[Farrah Abraham]

You got to tie a bunch of knots.

[Brian Greene]

Ye. You gotta know how to tie multiple knots when you're an Eagle Scout and like, you know, skin a bear with your bare teeth or something like that. I don't know. Don't you have to catch a bald ego and ride it around or something?

[Farrah Abraham]

I think so, yeah.

[Brian Greene]

You have to make a fire with nothing but your fingers. I mean, it's like a complicated thing. And I. When I see an Eagle Scout, you know, be proud you're an Eagle Scout. That was not an easy thing to do. But at what age do you stop saying Eagle Scout or do you always put that on your resume?

[Farrah Abraham]

I don't know.

[Brian Greene]

I do remember interviewing any of those things. Yeah, no, me neither. I don't. I was never involved in any high achievement at any level. None. Zero. Not even like, middle level achievement. I do remember interviewing a guy at Clear Channel when I was doing interviews. I remember interviewing a guy and he had Eagle Scout on his resume. And I asked him, I said, what is this about? What are you, Eagle Scout? What are you doing there? And he said, well, you got to be. An Eagle Scout's an important thing. It's recognized by the United States government. He went on, like, this whole diatribe. And I was. I found myself really impressed. I didn't hire him because he's going to make me look bad. He's going to make me look bad. I didn't need any more competition there. I looked pretty bad as it was. I didn't need yet another guy. I felt like if he was the guy who could take my job, never had. Hired the guy who's going to replace you, you know what I'm saying?

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

Hire people who aren't going to replace you. And I had plenty of those to.

[Farrah Abraham]

Make you look good.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, they didn't let me hire anybody any. I mean, I didn't. Like, I only had one direct hire, and she never came to work, so I don't know. She had a period for like three months one time. She really did. I was like, oh, okay. I mean. And I wasn't arguing. No siree Bob. Was I arguing? I knew better. My mom raised me right. I was like, okay, you take the 56 day off in a row, I guess. Okay. All right. Update on Fyre Fest. As it stands right now, though, when this episode comes out. There will probably be more information about this, but I just noticed something that is very interesting about this. There's been an update as we record this now, there's been an update to the Fire Fest 2 or to Billy McFarland's Instagram page where he's telling people this is the only official communication is going to come from me and my Instagram page. So with a rousing 620 likes the. He has announced that Fyre Fest 2 has changed venues. I just noticed this. It's now at Playa del Carmen in the heart of the Mexican Riviera. Mayan. Mayan Riviera? Well, yeah, they call it the Mexican Riviera. The Mayan Riviera is Quintana Rue. And that is, you know, I think.

[Farrah Abraham]

That'S kind of close to Tulum because that's where I just was. Never seen that pop up like on my maps of where I was.

[Brian Greene]

I do remember when Raphael visited Tulum a couple of times. I do remember, like pictures he tagged himself in, had the Quinta one, Quintana.

[Farrah Abraham]

Roof, the general location. Like that's not a venue, like that's not a hotel.

[Brian Greene]

Well, so he's naming. So here's the thing, and this is what this is. I think that I, I understood this is probably what was going to happen. There is no stage, it's not a festival in the traditional sense. This is more like south by Southwest where there are multiple places you're going to go to see different things. Because now he's naming clubs at Playa del Carmen where things are going to happen. So it says happening at Playa del Carmen. Carmen in the heart of the Mayan Riviera. The venues are the Martina Beach Club, the Coralina Beach Club, the Mayan Water Complex and other private villas and beach locations. I mean, if this doesn't sound like the most work you've ever done, this.

[Farrah Abraham]

Is where everything could be happening. But we're not telling you what it is.

[Brian Greene]

Yes, everything's happening. Don't worry.

[Farrah Abraham]

Just come.

[Brian Greene]

We've got a book. Yes, we have got some people booked that you're not going to believe, including bench warming college athletes from volleyball teams. You're going to love it. It's going to be awesome.

[Farrah Abraham]

That's so crazy.

[Brian Greene]

It's so crazy. No one's playing. No one's been announced. Still two months out. Not even less than two months out. Still no one on the agenda. Not one person has been officially announced, not one band, not. Not even one sports star. He keeps putting pictures of Sports stars on his Instagram, but I don't know that they're going. And they haven't made an official announcement. And now he's basically telling you he switched locations. He was doing it here. Now he's doing it like a hundred miles down the beach. So now if you've bought tickets and you've got your hotel accommodations, you got to switch them to the new location. This is the disaster waiting to happen, and I'm here for it. I hope that Netflix is on top of this.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, they've got to be.

[Brian Greene]

I don't care if you're paying Billy. Let Billy make a little money to pay those people back. Give him $100,000 and say, I want all access. And you have absolutely no control over the editor's cut. None. Zero. We're going to show everything.

[Farrah Abraham]

So it really is so wild that he would do this again.

[Brian Greene]

It's like insane.

[Farrah Abraham]

Completely buttoned up and on the up and up.

[Brian Greene]

Not be 100% cocksure and fire ready, no pun intended, for this, for everything. And if I was going to do it, I told you this, I would go to a bunch of millionaire investors. And there are plenty of dumb dumbs out there with zeros in their bank account. And I would say guys in an escrow account controlled by lawyers and actual festival managers who are not related to me in any way, shape or form. Never worked with them before you choose them. I need money in a bank account because I have the PR ability to make this happen. My name.

[Farrah Abraham]

I mean, he did.

[Brian Greene]

He did. He did.

[Farrah Abraham]

He did.

[Brian Greene]

He did. But he still does. That's the thing, is that he's so well known now because of all the drama around Fire one. He could have pulled this off. Had he done it the right way. Could have, but he's not going to. It's not going to happen. And this also, this change of venue last minute tells me that there's not many tickets that have been bought because he wouldn't. You couldn't do this. If everyone was planning on going one place. You couldn't then just move it to another venue. And I mean, I guess you could, but that'd be a really shitty thing to do. So he's already leaving people stranded, essentially, is what's happening. Here's some of the comments came for the comments. Can't wait to see the Netflix series. Please, Netflix. Does Playa del Carmen know about this? Some other person says I'm calling him later on to let them know. Nice. A venue change two months before the event. Sounds very firefic. I heard Michael Jackson is going to play. Nope. Breaking news. Fire two headliners include Snoop Cat, One Pac, Kanye East, Big Wayne and 25 Cents.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, the only way he could really actually do anything would be if he did do the holograph. Like a holograph concert.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah.

[Farrah Abraham]

For each.

[Brian Greene]

Yes. So someone said Blink82 is taking the deposit money again, because you don't know, but that's actually how it all transpires. And Jeff would be able to elucidate on this a little bit.

[Farrah Abraham]

But yeah, you have deposit money.

[Brian Greene]

You have to deposit. So let's say that you're hiring Blink182, Pearl Jam, whoever. You know some names, a big man, Green Day, you know, some big legacy act. Let's say you're hiring them and their fee is $2 million for an hour and a half festival appearance. They're probably going to say to you, depending on the negotiations, are probably going to say to you, we need 50% at least 30 days before the event, and then we need 50% when we walk on stage. And by the time we get off stage, that better be in our account or there's going to be problems. And that's the manager's job of the band, is to make sure that they run around cracking heads if people aren't getting paid. And bands have, and they probably will in the future, you know, I would imagine, and this is just from stories that I've heard with much smaller festivals, there have been occurrences where a band is late to go on stage because the money hasn't hit their account. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Farrah Abraham]

Certainly happened.

[Brian Greene]

Because there's. That's the only thing they got. The only thing they got is to withhold the. The presentation. And if someone wants them to play. I remember when we put on Jam Land Productions, put on Jam Land. Mountain Blues Fest, the Mountain Blues. The Mountain Blues Fest. Jam Land Productions presents the Mountain. The North Georgia Mountain Blues Fest.

[Farrah Abraham]

Bums. We didn't know each other.

[Brian Greene]

I know. It was really.

[Farrah Abraham]

I would have been right there with you.

[Brian Greene]

Of course you would have. You would have been like assistant associ. See it producer running around bringing me beer and helping everybody get high or something. I don't know. But we showed up to this land up in the mountains, this beautiful cleared pasture. The mo. This guy owned a bunch of land. He had multiple, like, cleared pastures up in the mountains. And we said, okay, this is going to be the camping. This is where we're going to put the food. And the food, by the way, was one Papa John's who was taking a golf cart. You had to take a golf cart up the mountain because it was hard to get cars up there. So they were taking golf carts up and down the mountain, bringing pizzas and selling them by the slice. And we had.

[Farrah Abraham]

Well, at least it was Papa John's pizza and not baloney sandwiches.

[Brian Greene]

It was. You're right. Yeah. The. Fair enough people got fed and there was. And we had kegs of beer up there and all that other stuff, but we, like went and bought them at the liquor store. It wasn't like we had a liquor purveyor sponsor. We had zero sponsors. But we had little vendors and stuff, you know, selling trinkets and shit like that. They sold zero trinkets, but okay, whatever. We had like a thousand people that showed up to this festival.

[Farrah Abraham]

Who doesn't love a good blues fest?

[Brian Greene]

That's right.

[Farrah Abraham]

Well, in the mountain. Mountain blues, yeah.

[Brian Greene]

Plus we just have some friends where you say party and they all show up. Right. And I'm sure we were charging like $15 to some people, right? It's most. We had like, undercover cops show up.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, really?

[Brian Greene]

Yes, we did. From the county that we were in. I'm not going to get into all the details, but the. We had security down at the bottom of the hill looking for, you know, for tickets and making sure that people didn't bring glass up there and stuff like that. You know, they were like loosely checking for shit. And we had hired them. They were like our friends, you know, you look mean. Go down there. And you know. And so anyway, some sort of muscle. The muscle knew some of the sheriff's officers from town. And a couple of them tried to get in the festival plain clothes. And the guys were like radioing up to us like, I got a couple cops here trying to get in. What do you want me to do? And I was like, don't let him in. And they didn't let him in. And the cops had to get turned away because he just refused to let him in. And it was like private land. What are you going to do? Anyway, the point is, is that we had secured like some. Okay, I think. I think Tinsley Ellis, if I'm not sure was there. Donna Hopkins band. Like, there was some locally regional acts that you would, if you were familiar with. Yeah, John Skinny, Fat John Popper, you know, some local acts that. Oh, we had Moonshine. Moonshine still, yeah. No, no, no. Moon Taxi. No Moon Taxi here.

[Farrah Abraham]

Moonshine.

[Brian Greene]

Moonshine Taxi. That's right. Moonshine tagged. But so, like, we're up there two days ahead of time. Because the stage, we literally had to like take spiders off the stage. Like it was just this old stage.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh yeah, it was already there.

[Brian Greene]

It was already there. It had been set up by the guy for whatever reason, I'm not sure, but it's been there for years and years and years. And then we rented this equipment and they put. Anyway, the guy, my partner Pete, in the whole thing. He calls me and I'm up there and he says, listen, I have an opportunity to get perpetual groove up there.

[Farrah Abraham]

A pea groove.

[Brian Greene]

Pea groove. And for a late night set closing out Saturday night, midnight to like 3:00am.

[Farrah Abraham]

Everybody eat your drugs.

[Brian Greene]

Everybody eat your drugs. Including PE Groove. We're all going to eat our drugs and do this together, right? And they were just like, they were well known, but like a regional act at the time. And so I was a little unconvinced because Pete says, we got to get together $5,000. Because I have 5,000, they want 10,000, I have five, they have five. And I don't know that these numbers, like the exact numbers, but basically we had half and then we had to put in the other half. He said, so are you willing to forego $5,000 in profit on the festival? Which we weren't going to make anyway, but are you willing to forego in order to make it? And I said yes. And he ran around like a chicken with his head cut off trying to get formed. Because back then it wasn't like you get on your phone and just like Zell somebody, $5,000. It was this whole ordeal. And I remember that PE group got there, they had played an early set somewhere else at like 7:00. And they got there right at midnight and we were all trying to set them up and they still hadn't been paid. And the guy from PE Group looked at me and he said, we're going to go because we're late. We're going to get on stage. But by the end of this, our manager's got to have that check. Like got to have that check in hand or there's going to be problems. And luckily we managed to pull it off. I don't know if the check cleared, but we managed to give them a check.

[Farrah Abraham]

We wrote them one.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, we bounced a check to pee group. But man, they played a set. They played a set, it was incredible. And then we all got on a golf cart after, like me and the singer, and we got on a golf cart, we put the keg, like a pony keg on the back. And we rode around and we gave people beers and other stuff. Yeah, that was the same festival where the guy cut his foot. Cause somebody brought glass. Cut his foot. He's like profusely bleeding, but he had a pocket full of Percocets. So he was just like, kept chewing them and I was like, dude, you're going to die. Don't stop that. Yeah, you're like on number five. I think it's good. Let's take you to the hospital. Eventually we got an ambulance up there. Take him to the hospital. He was, he was badly bleeding.

[Farrah Abraham]

The adventures of Jam Land Productions.

[Brian Greene]

Jam Land Productions. Really the golden age for Peak Brian is Jam Land Productions. If I'm being honest, if I'm being self aware, Pete Brian is his Jam Land Production. Probably that night is Peak prime. Me pulling off bouncing a check to PE Groove, hoodwinking pea groove into playing my 3am set at the North Georgia Mountain Blues Fest that went on to do no follow up concerts first annual. Well, we did Mountain Jam, then we did Aqua Blues Fest and then we did some other stuff. But you know, it was hard. You can't make a living doing that.

[Farrah Abraham]

It's so hard.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, I know. Even Jeff knows that. Even if you're well resourced and all the best intentions.

[Farrah Abraham]

A lot of work.

[Brian Greene]

It's a lot of work. Yeah. To get you to year number two takes takes a lot. And what's Memphis on year number six?

[Farrah Abraham]

No, there. I think this is eight.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, this is eight. We've been doing this for eight years. Wow.

[Farrah Abraham]

I think it was 2017 was the first. So. Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

Okay. All right. I remember Jeff talking about it that when we went out to dinner and he'd be just excited because he had gotten the green light to go spend some money to do this. Yeah, he was all excited. I was like, well, whatever you need, bro. I had Jam Land Productions, so if you need me to be there, let me know. I however, was waiting patiently by the phone and I still am. So tells you everything you need to know about Jeff's faith in Jam Land Productions. I remember he's outside and we were like smoking a cigarette or something and he's like, yeah, bro, yeah. Yeah. I got you scared? Yeah. No. Well, it was worth a shot.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, you're welcome anytime.

[Brian Greene]

Well, thank you. But will I get paid? That's the question. No.

[Farrah Abraham]

Okay.

[Brian Greene]

I got kids. Yeah. Okay. Tickets. I know that I got. But even that's hard. I mean even that's hard, you know, it's so hard to get away an Entire weekend. Maybe this year I'll ask Astrid. Like, can I please go?

[Farrah Abraham]

Please?

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, she might let me. You never know. She's a sweet lady.

[Farrah Abraham]

She's so amazing.

[Brian Greene]

If I really said, hey, babe, I really want to go to this, she would. We would figure out a way to make it happen. But I always. There's so much Catholic guilt in me. I'm. I wouldn't. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night. I'd be like, ah, the kids, the dog and the bills I gotta pay. Blah, blah, blah. All right, let's take a break. When we get back, I have a Carl Lentz update. Carl has posted an apology video online. It's about an hour long. We probably won't get to all of it, but I thought, well, so let's get it started. Let's see what it's all about and see what Carl's up to. You remember Carl, of course. Hey, girl.

[Farrah Abraham]

Hey, Carl.

[Brian Greene]

Hey, girl.

[Farrah Abraham]

Justin Bieber's best friend for a while.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, Justin Bieber's preacher for a while Hillsong dude of the year The Hillsong dude of the Year Victory V. Victory V. Hard to preach on a full dick. All right. Gotta go, girl. All right, we'll get into Carl when we get back.

[Rachel]

Let me do something Brian has never done.

[Brian Greene]

Be brief.

[Rachel]

Follow us on Instagram at the commercial break. Text or call us 212-4333, tcb. That's 212-433-3822. Visit our website, tcbpodcast.com for all the audio, video, and your free sticker. Then watch all the [e-mail] thecommercialbreak and finally share the show. It's the best gift you could give a few aging podcasters. See, Brian? That really wasn't that difficult, now, was it? You're welcome.

[Brian Greene]

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[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, just hanging out, girl. I missed you.

[Brian Greene]

Listen, I've been talking to the Lord. I've been walking with the Lord this morning, and he said, you know what you need a new picture of tits. And I got a call from the Lord and I answered it and he said, and I said, all right, I'll give her a call. But this isn't me, you know, you understand? I'm just a vessel for the Lord. And I have a vessel. But just like a plane can't land with a full tank of gas. I can't preach with a full vessel. So I got to release that vessel. But I don't want to make things messy for you and your husband. So just send that picture over, I'll release my vessel and then we'll get on to preaching. All right, Well, I got a new haircut and I'm going to say I'm sorry. Here, I got to let you go. I'm got to do this video.

[Farrah Abraham]

Got to talk to you.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, my wife wants me to make a video, tell the people I'm really sorry about all that stuff I did and in order. And you know, we got kids, so she said, you better get on it, Carl. It only took me three years, but here I am. Better late than never. Said God or Jesus or one of them in that Bible. Okay, all right, I gotta go. I gotta call Biebs. Here's Carl in his basement. Seems like very, very nice house. I like Carl. Got a beautiful house. And he's got a single microphone. He's staring into the camera. And this is the begin. We'll do some of his apology video. I don't know how much of this dribble I can get. Came out about three months ago.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, really?

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. But you heard it right here last, so. But I noticed that Carl has been on a lot of podcasts lately.

[Farrah Abraham]

Tour.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, he's been doing the tour. And I also know. And a lot of them are religion related and he's kind of doing the apology thing. And, you know, here's the things I did wrong and here's the things I learned. But one of the things I didn't know about Carl is that back then when he was hanging out with Biebs and all those people, he did Impulsive, the Logan Paul podcast, you know, and that's one of the bigger YouTube channels in the world. And he was on that. It's like seven years ago, but he was on it. He was kind of a force to be reckoned with.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, he was.

[Brian Greene]

He was high and he had a force to be reckoned with. Oh, yeah. High up. He was high. All right. All right. Let's hear what a Carl is. Let's give him a shot. Chrissy.

[Farrah Abraham]

Okay.

[Brian Greene]

Maybe he's a changed man.

[Chris Hoadley]

In case you're just clicking on this and you don't have any idea about my.

[Brian Greene]

Already with the music and multiple camera angles. Yeah. Really? Okay. All right. He's going to keep it interesting. He knows how to produce a video.

[Chris Hoadley]

My wife, Laura, the Lentz family, we have been out of the public life and sphere.

[Brian Greene]

Third woman in my throuple, my maid.

[Chris Hoadley]

For a couple years now. Actually, it's moving on about four years. And we went through some things because.

[Brian Greene]

That'S an important thing to get across. It's been four years since you've seen me and now it's time for me to reclaim my throne.

[Chris Hoadley]

As a family that some people know about other people.

[Brian Greene]

Trump's in office and I figure now's a better time to scam people than ever. So here I am.

[Chris Hoadley]

Don't. But we're going to use everything we've been through to hopefully bring some new life and some new hope to People. And what you're going to see on these first couple episodes, especially this first one, you're going to see a couple that is healed and healing. And it hadn't been the case always for us. We haven't been at a place where we've been able to talk about our own life and our own pain. And we are now. So when you see us going through.

[Brian Greene]

This story, so good gravy, get on with it. Let's talk about the sucking in the.

[Farrah Abraham]

Carl, what are these episodes he's doing?

[Brian Greene]

I guess he's doing a series of these, like a podcast, vodcast kind of thing. You know, Astrid says I sound like an old man when I say vodcast. A video, a podcast that's on video on YouTube. Yeah. You know, still seems full of shit. Yeah, still seems full of shit. And, you know, I think this was always the plan. Get out of the public eye for a while and then use the redemption story to make more fucking money. Yep.

[Chris Hoadley]

We're looking to the future. Cannot wait to talk about other things. But it's irresponsible for us not to talk about what happened because it was so public. And I think it's fair to be able to open it up and allow people to take from it what they can. So in this first episode, we're going.

[Farrah Abraham]

To answer some questions, full blown. Other girlfriend?

[Brian Greene]

I had a couple of them. And I think it would be irresponsible of me to let all those women go without. Without making this video first. Listen, I'm not saying I'm a chain. What you're seeing here is a man who's healed and a man who's healing from his deep penile wounds. And I don't take pictures of me. I'm out of the public light. Can't take pictures.

[Farrah Abraham]

I had to take a picture.

[Brian Greene]

All right, all right. One picture. One picture. I'll sign it.

[Farrah Abraham]

The beaver hat is great.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. All the girls, you gotta take a picture of me. Stand in the back. I'll autograph it with my hard sword of the Lord. I'm back, baby. I'm back. I love it. I love the good gravy that comes from fame and fortune and money. Pennies from heaven, baby. Pennies from heaven. I still got a beautiful house. I've been laughing all the way to the bank. All right. And I got a new pair of glasses from Warby Parker. This video is sponsored by Wabi Parker.

[Farrah Abraham]

He might have had some hair work done.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I hooked up with Frank Bonado. Frank, I got Frankie's follicles. He had a hair transplant. His head to my head. And I said, listen, you're too old, but let me carry the cross. No pun intended. I got you. Give me your follicles. All right. And look at my beard. Salt and pepper.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, yeah.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, yeah. I'm a change man. And I still go to the tanning bed, though. I got a nice tan. I'll tell you what, Four years in the sun, this has been a lot of fun. We had a. We had a good time here at the Left household. Good time. Kids. Kids are healthy and in therapy and homeschooled. They can't go out in public, but it's okay. I'm back, baby. Here I am. Got a nice microphone. You see that?

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, it's nice. He's got a lot of gold chains on.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, yeah.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, wait, does this one necklace have an L?

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. Probably because he's. That kind of guy.

[Chris Hoadley]

Will have, like. Why has it taken us so long to talk? Why is Laura still married to me? Who's at fault? We handle some of the. Some of the. The real hard questions. And our.

[Brian Greene]

Why is Bieber acting crazy? We're still in touch, me and Biebs. I say, hey, Biebs, come on over. We'll smoke a blunt. We'll get on Pornhub, my little B ball. We'll play a little basketball. Little B ball. I'm in my timeout period, but trust me, when I come back, you're gonna love it, Biebs. We'll be back together before too long. Paparazzi just waiting outside for us. All right? Okay. I gotta go.

[Chris Hoadley]

Hope with this whole thing is that you can look at what's happened in our life and maybe you can recognize a little bit of your story in ours. And together we can all grow. So the future of the podcast is gonna be me bringing on people that I love, that have changed my life, that have helped me heal, that are helping me heal, and that's the future. But the right.

[Brian Greene]

Including four time AVN winner, Farrah Abraham. Farrah Abraham is my first guest. We both had a timeout, but now we're back preaching the. Preaching to the Lord, preaching the good word, Chrissy. The good word of sucking and fucking. I love it. It's a time honored tradition.

[Chris Hoadley]

Us preachers now, this is our story. So for those of you that are brand new to this. We used to be a ministry. I made some mistakes that cost us a lot.

[Farrah Abraham]

Everything.

[Chris Hoadley]

Talk about it all.

[Brian Greene]

Not everything. Not everything. When I got caught, I gave my Wife, an ultimatum. I said open marriage or I'm leaving. And all that money is in my chest hair. That's what they want. That's what the ladies want.

[Chris Hoadley]

And now we're here, we're in this space, and I'm really excited about it. So thank you.

[Brian Greene]

Which is a 5,000 square foot beautiful home overlooking Napa Valley. So I want to thank you all very much. Yeah, the good years were good. And I'm a good saver for checking it out.

[Chris Hoadley]

Episode 1. Hope you enjoy it.

[Farrah Abraham]

B side.

[Brian Greene]

Okay. Download the app for additional content. Oh, Lord. Listen, I'm not arguing the guy's right to make money. And maybe this is a redemption story. Maybe he is learning some things from this. So I just want to be clear.

[Farrah Abraham]

You don't have to, but this is an improv. Money on the redemption.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, but this is an improv comedy podcast. And as far as I'm concerned, it was all in the first place. And he's got. This is like fire fest too. You know what I'm saying?

[Farrah Abraham]

Uhhuh.

[Brian Greene]

All right, Lights on.

[Farrah Abraham]

On.

[Brian Greene]

Lights on.

[Chris Hoadley]

So when you. When you go through something like we've gone through a crisis or something, that's really hard. You either.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, his wife is on the podcast.

[Farrah Abraham]

Is that her?

[Brian Greene]

Yes, that's her. Oh, okay.

[Farrah Abraham]

He's got his leather jacket on.

[Brian Greene]

He's got his leather jacket on.

[Farrah Abraham]

It does. It does say l on that.

[Brian Greene]

I despise you.

[Farrah Abraham]

I thought his wife was blonde.

[Chris Hoadley]

Break down.

[Brian Greene]

And no, I think that was a girl he was sleeping with. No.

[Farrah Abraham]

Okay. Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

Two different people. Or maybe this is the girl you're sleeping with in his. Wow. Yeah. I don't know. Who knows?

[Chris Hoadley]

And let it define you for the rest of your life. Or you get up and you fight and you try to break through and remind yourself that we're all writing our story and nobody else can control the true, real narrative of your life. And we have had a journey of making sure we don't lay down.

[Brian Greene]

I mean, am I right or am I right? Babe, we've had a journey. We're writing our own story. All that. Right, girl? Come on, girl. You knew it.

[Chris Hoadley]

I. And let a hard chapter define us.

[Brian Greene]

And by hard chapter, I mean my dick.

[Chris Hoadley]

So it's a real pleasure and a real honor to be sitting here. A little bit surreal for me. My hope for this is that we can at least show people that there is another side to a tragic story. Because as it. As it stood before, we've done this.

[Brian Greene]

She looks like she wants. Yeah, I don't know. This is not tragic.

[Farrah Abraham]

This is you cheating.

[Brian Greene]

Cheat. Finding a girl in a park.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yes.

[Brian Greene]

And sending her nude photographs and asking her to do the same. And then sleeping with her and then repeated multiple affairs and then apparently other shenanigans that went on in the church. This is not tragic. This is. It's only tragic if it happens to you. She is part of the tragedy. You are the reason for the tragedy.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yes.

[Brian Greene]

Yes. It's not tragedy.

[Chris Hoadley]

Haven't spoken. We haven't talked. We participated in a, a documentary which we'll talk about. But I think for us, you know, most of the people know one side of the story, which is, yes, it is true. I got fired from my job. I broke my marriage vows. I broke the trust of a lot of people. I had an amazing position as a pastor and a leader and I fell on my face. That is true. That's part of the story. And we're here today, still alive, still married, still have the ability to get.

[Brian Greene]

A real hot dick.

[Farrah Abraham]

It's the coming victory V. Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

Thanks to Y Brian 3000 this episode sponsored by Warby Parker. Why Brian 3000? Y Brian 3000 when you're in a hard position, use Y Brian 3000. When you despise your wife and she despises you. Y Brian 3000 overrides that, that overwhelming.

[Chris Hoadley]

Urge to stay limp 21 years, shout out to you. Our family's stronger than ever.

[Brian Greene]

And shout out to my wife. Shout out to you. Which is what I was doing when I was screwing that 19 year old. Lovely. I said, praise Jesus, praise my wife.

[Chris Hoadley]

And we have more joy and, and more peace than probably we've.

[Brian Greene]

No, Carl, you have more joy. Okay, let's just be clear about that. This is your dumb idea and that's.

[Chris Hoadley]

Part of the story. So I hope when people maybe do talk about something that we, hey, go cheat.

[Farrah Abraham]

You'll find more joy and happiness than you ever found.

[Brian Greene]

Listen, on the other side, listen, everybody loves a redemption story. Am I right or am I right? Don't you love a redemption story, honey?

[Farrah Abraham]

Of course.

[Brian Greene]

Let me put a lot of words in your mouth before you start talking. That's what's going on here.

[Farrah Abraham]

Well, totally.

[Brian Greene]

Yes.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, she's just sitting there.

[Brian Greene]

She's just sitting there looking nervous and like she wants to crawl out of her skin angry with him, about to cry. And he's just putting words in her mouth because he's, he's telling her the narrative he wants her to follow. And if I were in the same position, like true contriteness to true contrition comes from the ability to let other people tell you just how hurt they have been by your actions without narrative. And that is the hardest kind of apology to make, is where you have to sit there and listen.

[Farrah Abraham]

Sure.

[Brian Greene]

To just how terrible it was to bounce a check to PGRU when they really needed that $5,000 and I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Or when you promise people you're gonna have a funny comedy podcast, but you keep showing up every day in their inbox with this dribble. I'm sorry. I really am. I'm sorry. That's not a narrative. That's just me.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, my God.

[Brian Greene]

Apologize. Both parts are true.

[Chris Hoadley]

We don't need to do this podcast. The world definitely doesn't need another podcast just to have one.

[Farrah Abraham]

But I feel what's going on in the background. Can we just look at this for a second?

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. There's a neon light.

[Farrah Abraham]

Well, I don't know what. That's why I'm kind of confused, because he's got two camera angles, and so when the camera is at one angle, you can see this book. He looks like he's in, like, a lawyer's office with this, like, law books in the back.

[Brian Greene]

This is my sex dungeon.

[Farrah Abraham]

And a hand, like, with a pease doing the pease symbol.

[Brian Greene]

No, no, no, no, Chrissy, that's. That's a heavenly penis jizzing as a jizzing accent. I don't know if you get that. So I told my wife, I said, if we're gonna do this podcast, let's do it in our red room downstairs in our dungeon. No, not sex dungeon. I appreciate it.

[Farrah Abraham]

But then from this angle now, you see some kind of a neon light in the back and a lion, maybe statue.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. Well, the first part of this, I think, was, like, preemptive, and he was in a different location.

[Farrah Abraham]

No, no, I know that. Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

I don't know. I don't know what's going on here. Yeah. But it certainly does super, like, 4K 8K, like, lighting has been obviously done up correctly. Yeah. Carl, can you help us? Yeah.

[Farrah Abraham]

Seriously?

[Brian Greene]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

To share what's happened in our journey. Because we. We have led a lot of people in our lives, and up until this point, I think there's people who are interested to see what. What we're. What I'm going to do with this, what you're going to do with this, what happened to our marriage, what happened to our lives. And so we're gonna use every bit of this to give people Hope.

[Laura Lentz]

I think people see people fall and fail, and they kind of like that. But it's like, I think there's also this other side of redemption and this other side of, like, no, but you can get up again, and you can.

[Farrah Abraham]

Make and make money from us.

[Brian Greene]

And I think, yes, yes, I think you can get up again, and I think you can replenish your bank account by telling people you are still godly and have them show up every single day.

[Farrah Abraham]

What were they gonna do each on their own?

[Brian Greene]

Well, I was going to do only fans, and Carl was going to go on to Bieber. Yeah, only fans. That's right. Carl was gonna sleep with Haley Bieber.

[Laura Lentz]

For us, our story has been that, you know, it was kind of. It was out there for a lot of people to see and which was really hard. But I think this side they also can see is the. The healing and the what can happen when you work hard at a relationship.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

And I think people don't sometimes understand that talking about this stuff, it is hard. It is triggering.

[Brian Greene]

I don't know. Why is he sitting on his stool and he's so quick to interrupt her? This sounds like an episode of the Commercial Break, a TCB infomercial with Kathleen Madigan. I mean, if we're all healing and apologizing, let's do it now. I'm sorry to Kathleen Madigan for apparently interrupting you too much. Kathleen didn't say that. I didn't think I did either, but everybody on YouTube agrees Brian's an asshole. So let me start my apology right here.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, get up on a stool.

[Brian Greene]

That's right. All right, I know we're only, like, one minute into this, but we're going to have to take a break. We might have to get back to this next week, but. All right, let's take a break. And we get back, we'll try and plow through a little bit more of this dribble. We'll be back.

[Rachel]

Hey, it's Rachel, your new voice of God here on tcb. And just like you, I'm wondering just how much longer this podcast can continue. Let's all rejoice that another episode has made it to your ears. And I'll rejoice that my check is in the mail. Speaking of mail, get your free TCB sticker in the mail by going to tcbpodcast.com and visiting the Contact Us page. You can also find. Find the entire commercial break library audio and video, just in case you want to look at [e-mail] Want your voice to be on an episode of the show? Leave us a message at 212-4333, TCB. That's 212-433-3822. Tell us how much you love us and we'll be sure to let the world know on a future episode. Or you could make fun of us. That'd be fine, too. We might not air that, but maybe. Oh, and it's. If you're shy, that's okay. Just send a text. We'll respond.

[Brian Greene]

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[Rachel]

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[Brian Greene]

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[Farrah Abraham]

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[Chris Hoadley]

We have put to rest a lot of things, but bringing this up, it's another credit to you for being brave enough to talk about this. Because for me, a lot of it is humiliating, a lot of it is embarrassing. A lot of it is you just want to look at it and shake your head. But we're choosing to go. The least I can do is put our story out there and say, hey, if this helps you avoid the pain and the tears, so thank you for even.

[Brian Greene]

The least I could do is get a book deal with Simon Schuster and put some more money in our bank account. You know what I'm saying, right? I'd like to announce Carl coin sponsored by Y Brian 3000 Carl coin now available on all major crypto. Also known as cock coin. Cox for Christ. Coin.

[Farrah Abraham]

Swords for the Lord.

[Brian Greene]

Sword for the Lord. The hard sword of the Lord is my new church. We're going to be female focused. I want to give back to the ladies. I know I've done you wrong. So I'll be. I'll be teaching pole dancing on Sunday, mud wrestling on Monday nights for the kids. It's gonna be fun. We're gonna have fun at this church.

[Farrah Abraham]

Female focused.

[Brian Greene]

Female focused. Female focused. I'm sorry. Focused. I meant focused. I'm sorry. Okay, honey, back to you. What did you have to say? You were talking. I'm sorry.

[Chris Hoadley]

Agreeing to do this, you know, it's a big deal. I know it's been emotional for both of us and I know, I know it's gonna be worth it. So that's what we're gonna do on this, on this podcast, especially early on. We're gonna talk about our story.

[Brian Greene]

Okay, get to it. I know we've been talking about what we're gonna talk about.

[Chris Hoadley]

Let's talk about it because everybody else has. And I think it's, it's, it's. It feels good. It feels natural to be able to speak to it. And then we're.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, that looks totally natural.

[Brian Greene]

It feels good. I feel great. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling great. What about you, honey? You're feeling great? Keep her mic muted, please. You're feeling great. Yes. Nod your head if you need help. Blink twice. You're feeling great. I'm feeling great. Everybody loves this. This is wonderful. This is high energy stuff. High energy.

[Chris Hoadley]

Do different things. But as it stands right now, we're gonna try to answer as many questions that we've been told by people we love. We asked around. So what do you think would help people the most? What are the questions that people are asking? And some of them are like, ah.

[Brian Greene]

For you to move to Thailand, never to be heard from again.

[Chris Hoadley]

And so we're going to do that. We're just going to go question for question and, and see where we go, but with the hopes that people will be able to look into.

[Brian Greene]

You're going to take questions. Why didn't you let us know ahead of time? Yeah, I have questions. I got lots of questions. Like, how much does that Rolex cost on your list?

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, this thing. And go. I can glean from that. I won't do that. And that's our story as we know it. So I'm gonna. Whatever you wanna say whatever you wanna ask. Shoot for the stars.

[Laura Lentz]

Yeah. So I get a lot of women and men on my DMs or, you know, reaching out to me who have gone through similar situations. And so that's why I wanted to do this, because it's hard to answer a lot of things for in that setting, but to be able to share our story and help people in that setting.

[Brian Greene]

Hmm. I hear you, girl. Excuse me for a second. I'm gonna. I'm gonna rub myself, if you don't mind. You're looking sexy today, girl.

[Laura Lentz]

That may be struggling or don't know what to do in whatever situation they find themselves, I think.

[Brian Greene]

What's that?

[Farrah Abraham]

It's got a neon cross in the.

[Brian Greene]

Back above the Motley Crue. Neon cross? Yeah. The cross you don't find often at churches.

[Laura Lentz]

I'm hoping that this is gonna help them with, you know, whatever they're going through.

[Chris Hoadley]

There's no way it can't.

[Farrah Abraham]

No.

[Chris Hoadley]

Have you found. I think this is interesting.

[Farrah Abraham]

There's no way it can.

[Brian Greene]

There's no way it can. I'm too important.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah.

[Brian Greene]

I'm too important. I think too much of myself, what.

[Chris Hoadley]

A marriage breakdown and a church breakdown looks like from a different side. And I think I would. Would never have known what I feel like I know now about it, how lonely it is, how hard it is, how. And we've seen people reach out that have just been through so much stuff and they've just been out there floating around.

[Laura Lentz]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

And I didn't realize that was like a real thing.

[Laura Lentz]

Can be worse than ours was just public.

[Chris Hoadley]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Brian Greene]

It can be worse. It can be worse than cheating in a marriage. That happens the 50% of marriages. This is just. You guys are pretending like you're the ground zero for all things terrible that happened. You brought this on yourself, Carl.

[Chris Hoadley]

We had amazing friends that stepped up and helped us, but that's not the case for a lot of people. We had some support systems with our family. That's not the case with a lot of people. And you just don't know. You don't know what to do. And so I look forward to that changing. We can be a part of that. And people are in marriage situations where you feel lonely and you feel like you can't get through it. We are evidence, absolute evidence that you can and that there's hope. After a lot of pain, there's still.

[Farrah Abraham]

Time, actually, for it to fall apart.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. Don't worry, Carl. You'll fuck it up sooner or later. I'm sure of it, first of all. Second of all, I mean, he's falling short of saying, call me if you have a problem. I can only imagine. I can only imagine what it must be like to have a fam to like, cheat on your spouse and then so publicly have a blow up and then have to show up at Thanksgiving dinner with your spouse's family. It's got to be the most uncomfortable thing in the world. But you got to do it, you know, you got to do it if you want to stay with your loved one.

[Farrah Abraham]

You got to do that money in the future.

[Brian Greene]

That's right.

[Laura Lentz]

And you said, you said before, like, we're going to tell our story and then we'll move on. I don't know that we'll ever move on from it. It's kind of. Yeah, it's a part of our life and so probably through this.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, but he wants to move.

[Brian Greene]

I don't know that I'll ever let you forget it, but, yeah, he wants to move on. That's right.

[Laura Lentz]

Us. It is going to come up in different ways. Yeah. So, yeah, I wanted to ask you some questions.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yes, ma'am.

[Laura Lentz]

That I think people want to know, especially because, you know, I was telling you about this, but you kind of, three years ago, stuff happened. You, you know, apologized publicly and.

[Farrah Abraham]

Like an Instagram post.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, he did. Yeah, it was like an Instagram post, like, hey, yeah, I've been the hot maid. Hey, listen, yeah, I've been the hot maid. But all things considered, I have been doing a lot of preaching, too. So I figured, what, it's like a scale. It's bad and there's good. I show up to church every Sunday, I wipe my sins clean, and then I wipe my dick on somebody's curtains. Okay, all right, what's worse, honestly? Let's be real. Who's not jizzing on the curtains?

[Laura Lentz]

And so I think a lot of people are like, what's happened? Like, what's. You know, they probably have a lot of things that they think about you and things that they've seen in the media, things that people have talked about that we haven't answered.

[Farrah Abraham]

I mean, like, everybody's just been on bated breath waiting to see what they have been doing for three years.

[Brian Greene]

I've been in a constant state of depressive solitude since Carl's Instagram post, waiting for Carl to answer my questions about what happened after. Though it seems pretty clear what happened. There was a hot chick at the park and you fucked her and you got caught. Yes. She decided to tell the world you.

[Laura Lentz]

Fucked her, maybe you talking about if I ask you the questions and then you.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, perfect.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, perfect. Great.

[Farrah Abraham]

Gonna do it.

[Brian Greene]

I'm embarrassed, but go ahead. Yeah. Because I wanna crawl inside a hole and die. But sure, no problem. I'm here.

[Laura Lentz]

Could be fun.

[Chris Hoadley]

Yeah, perfect.

[Brian Greene]

Could be fun. It could be fun for her because she's like, I'm just. I just want to throw you against a wall.

[Farrah Abraham]

Here's a roast I would like to see.

[Brian Greene]

Yes, this is the roast. It's coming. Yes. Okay, let's go through it. Yes. Okay.

[Laura Lentz]

So why, firstly, why do you think we waited so long? Or why did you wait so long to talk?

[Chris Hoadley]

We waited.

[Brian Greene]

That's not a great question. No. What happened? How did you meet her? What did she look like? What birthmarks did she have? Have. Was she.

[Farrah Abraham]

Why did you.

[Brian Greene]

Better in bed? Yes, all the things.

[Farrah Abraham]

Full blown relationship with her.

[Brian Greene]

He did. He was like dropping stacks of money off at her mom's house or something.

[Farrah Abraham]

Well, he didn't even tell her he was married at first.

[Brian Greene]

That's right. He. And he was sending like weird photographs from the car. And I'm on my way to this to meet the Lord and here's my dick and.

[Chris Hoadley]

Belong to talk. Because we had a bigger priority, which was to save our family.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yes.

[Chris Hoadley]

More accurately, for me to save my own life. And then work to try to save our marriage and then work to try to save our family. And very difficult. Because my instinct is to go to war immediately. My instinct.

[Farrah Abraham]

Is that the order.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. Is that the order in which things needed to be taken care of? First and foremost, I need it. Yeah. First. First and foremost, finish myself off so I didn't get blue balls. Second of all, take lots of pictures so I had material to not have blue balls in the future. Third, take all the money I could from the church. Fourth, call you and tell you there may or may not be a TMZ article coming out and could I pay you to stay around? And then number three, the kids are somewhere and I don't know, they're in the 12 or something. 13. But click and subscribe. Like and comment on your favorite videos. Go to our Patreon.

[Farrah Abraham]

Why does he have a QR code popped up?

[Brian Greene]

Because there's a Patreon. So you know, he's selling a book or some. Who knows?

[Chris Hoadley]

Defend myself.

[Brian Greene]

Get ad free episodes here. So he has a Patreon. Yeah.

[Farrah Abraham]

We're gonna have ads.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. Well, no, we aren't. But the people who watch this regularly.

[Chris Hoadley]

Will give context, give Clarity. And the way all that went down, we had to make a choice right up front, which way are we going to handle this chapter? And for me and you, I think the best advice that we got was, you cannot. For me, you cannot save face and save your life at the same time. I remember hearing that going, well, that doesn't work for me because I want to salvage my reputation. I want to tell people what happened. I want to do all this stuff.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, that's all he cared about was his reputation.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, that's it. I want to salvage my reputation. You just. Just hurt the woman. The thing about being famous is, I imagine. I don't know, but I imagine is that everything is amplified. And the people in your life sometimes didn't choose that amplification. They didn't choose to make the speaker so loud. And so when you do something like this, when you fail the church, when you fail your marriage, when you're cheating on your spouse and your kids know about it, is that it's everywhere all the time, and all you care about is your reputation. How about caring about the feelings and protecting the people that you love? Or trying to, you know, they may not necessarily want your protection in that moment, but trying to shield them from some of this by coming out and immediately saying, this is what I did. I'm sorry, I did jizz on the curtains.

[Farrah Abraham]

I'm laughing. Your hat.

[Brian Greene]

It's hard to preach on a full dick. It's hard to preach with a beaver hat on.

[Farrah Abraham]

I was going to say preach it. Bongo Brian.

[Brian Greene]

Cartoon Mickey. What was his name?

[Farrah Abraham]

Cowboy Kid.

[Brian Greene]

Cowboy Kid. There you go.

[Chris Hoadley]

And I need to get in a place of healing because I am in deep, deep trouble. And I remember we chose.

[Brian Greene]

That's an understatement.

[Chris Hoadley]

Healing over reputation protection. It's very difficult. Wasn't easy.

[Farrah Abraham]

Just all the. Him, him, him. Reputation. What did I look like? What was going on?

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, he. I think he's a narcissist, but I think you have to be a narcissist to believe you're the one that's talking to God. And everybody else needs to talk through you. And I think that's a certain kind of sickness, if I'm being honest.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

Got the better. The better it got. It didn't mean the voices ever went away or you could see things out of the corner of your eye or hear stories or see things being spun. But once you make that choice to go, I don't really care. At the end of the day, there's nothing to salvage here. People Are going to think what they're going to think. All I care about is trying to save what matters. All I care about is trying to save this family.

[Farrah Abraham]

Think what they're going to think. I mean, well, it was just kind of cut and dry.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. There's. There's nothing else. There's nothing else to say.

[Farrah Abraham]

Like somebody's opinion. You cheated.

[Brian Greene]

And listen, can I just be clear about this? You cheated on your wife. You didn't murder anybody. This happens all the time. All the time. Not saying I'm not trying to wash away the pain that it caused everybody else in your life, but I'm saying this isn't like the world's most surprising sin. You are in good company. When it comes to preachers who have cheated on their wives or had sex affairs or whatever, you're in good company. It's kind of like part and parcel, you know, milk and cookies, coffee and cream. Preachers and extramarital affairs. It happens.

[Chris Hoadley]

I was in really, really, really deep, deep trouble. And I remember immediately thinking that this is going to be a different road. The night that all that stuff went down or the day after at least, you know, we were. We were staying at a friend's house because we had sold our house and we're in New York. In New York. Yeah. And staying in a friend's house in Brooklyn and they graciously let us use their apartment. And when all this stuff went down, we were obviously just shell shocked. Reeling.

[Brian Greene]

Why were you shell shocked? You knew the whole time. What? We were shell shocked. Shell shocked. You knew the whole time. You were a part of it. Your dick was there.

[Farrah Abraham]

Right. And they were staying at somebody's house.

[Brian Greene]

They were staying at a friend's house. Staying at a friend's house. That had been really weird dinner conversation. So, Carl, I don't know if you've read any newspaper ever today, but it says here you were dicking down some girl you met at the doggy park.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah.

[Chris Hoadley]

It makes me feel weird to even talk about it. But then I got a call from the person who lives there and he said basically, I want, you know, with somebody that, you know, worked for him. He said, you guys have to leave because the owner of this place does not want to be associated with you. You.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, so it was like a friend's place. Oh, damn.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, it was probably a church related problem, is my guess.

[Farrah Abraham]

It was probably Bieber.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, it's probably Biebs. Yes.

[Farrah Abraham]

You might be celebrities.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, you might be right about that.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, probably with some kind of celebrity.

[Brian Greene]

So Some kind of celebrity, Somebody associated with the church, Somebody, you know, high up, a politician, whatever.

[Chris Hoadley]

Like, where. Where does he want us to go? He's like, doesn't care. He wants you out within a couple of hours. And we are. All of our stuff's here. Our kids are here. There's, you know, some photographers and reporters around taking photos, and all this stuff is flying around, and our kids are like, what's going on? I remember we had to take everything we have in this apartment.

[Farrah Abraham]

Daddy, did you see.

[Brian Greene]

Daddy, what's a hard sword of the Lord? Daddy, who's that? Oh, that's Auntie Stardust. Daddy met her at a special club for heavenly adults late at night in Brooklyn.

[Chris Hoadley]

And then we got a U Haul and a U Haul van, and we're just throwing stuff in there, and our kids still don't really know what's going on. And we're just, you know, I'm in like a weird comatose trance mode of just don't even know where I am. You're trying to survive. And me and Roman were in the U Haul and we just started driving.

[Farrah Abraham]

You were running around with a butcher knife.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, my God. I would not have been. Want to be in 50 yards of that woman that night for sure. And I do. Can. I can kind of understand. We all understand the stress of being caught in the corner and, like, don't know what to do, don't know where to go. We've all been in. If you've lived enough life, you've been in some situation that you've probably gotten yourself into that you don't know how you get yourself out of, that's very stressful. And that feeling of just like, what do I do now? What do I do now?

[Chris Hoadley]

We started driving. I remember getting on the highway, pulling out of, you know, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and I just remember thinking, like, what. What are we doing? Where are we gonna go? And Roman's next to me. He's my little guy still.

[Brian Greene]

He's.

[Chris Hoadley]

Dad, what are we doing?

[Brian Greene]

Why.

[Chris Hoadley]

Why don't we have anywhere to go? And I couldn't get ahold of anybody at that point.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, no one was taking your calls.

[Brian Greene]

So I called Stardust and we stayed her house for the next couple of weeks. Yeah.

[Farrah Abraham]

What do you mean, where do we go? I mean, they had to have, like, a hotel.

[Brian Greene]

Exactly. That's where you go. That's where people go when they need a place to stay, is a hotel, an Airbnb, something. Rent a home real quick. I don't know. You know, you can Rent a home overnight almost as a lot of people.

[Chris Hoadley]

Were kind of gonna handle this however way they're going to handle it. And we finally found our friend Kim Clark, who said, come and stay with us in Connecticut. And our first. First couple nights, we really felt like, man, the whole world has ended. You know, we have been.

[Laura Lentz]

Well, it was Covid as well.

[Chris Hoadley]

It's Covid. So weird. We have no idea which way is up right now. We're. We're in trouble. And that was one of those nights I'll never forget. I'll never forget sitting in that car.

[Farrah Abraham]

Yeah, I bet.

[Chris Hoadley]

Boy, with all.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah, I bet that was the. One of the most intense feelings I. I do have empathy for. Even if you got yourself into the situation, it. The. It never feels good. That kind of stress never feels good. And with children, every move that you make is also amplified. And so I can't imagine being in a similar situation. Any U Haul van, driving around, nowhere to go. What do we do? Kids. Kids are too young to understand what's going on, so. But, hey, at least you don't have blue balls.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, exactly.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. At least you didn't preach on a full dick. That's right.

[Chris Hoadley]

Belongings into U Hauls, going like, what. How did I get here? Like, is this real life? And that's. That's why we have been caught.

[Farrah Abraham]

And it's all of them.

[Chris Hoadley]

For me, being a control guy, letting it go was not easy.

[Farrah Abraham]

Which part? The girl or.

[Brian Greene]

Oh, I let it go, all right? I was letting it go all over the place. I'll tell you what. I let it go on Tuesday, then on Thursday morning, then by myself on Friday, and then in the church parking lot, I was just letting it go. For a control guy, that was kind of hard, I'll tell you. That was. All right, well, listen, we can't do Carl forever. I wish we could. We can get back to it, though. We want to go more into it because now I'm kind of interested.

[Farrah Abraham]

Me, too.

[Brian Greene]

Now I'm like, okay, what did happen? Like, what is the minutiae of how this all went down? See, he's getting me now. He's roping me into his silly story. God damn it.

[Farrah Abraham]

It's the good lighting and microphone.

[Brian Greene]

Yes, it is the good lighting and microphone. You know, there's a reason why people liked him. It's because he's an engaging character. Right, but most narcissists are engaging characters. And I do feel for her. She had. She. This is not her fault. And so I have a lot of empathy for where she's at. And I can only imagine what she was feeling at this time.

[Farrah Abraham]

Oh, my God.

[Brian Greene]

Like, he's talking about how he's feeling, but how was she.

[Farrah Abraham]

Him.

[Brian Greene]

It is all about him. But let's be honest, it's. It was always all about him. And she knows that. She's. She married him. She knows what's going on. Well, and then Hillsong Church is no more either. The church that he.

[Farrah Abraham]

Well, then, didn't it turn out that there was other stuff going on with the original founders, all kind of.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah. And they paid, you know, high praised attorneys to. It's just all shenanigans. It's like, you know, I'm not against religion.

[Farrah Abraham]

No. There's some really good churches.

[Brian Greene]

Yeah.

[Farrah Abraham]

Around. It's the ones that want to be famous and make.

[Brian Greene]

It's the ones that become all powerful that just really just start to destroy lives in so many different ways. And Carl is a testament to that. When you're a rockstar preacher, you know, and you're playing fast and loose, you got a bunch of. Yeah. On a full dick, you gotta empty it. Oh, all right. Well, listen, maybe we'll get back to Kakarl next week. Maybe we won't. Hope you have a good weekend and all that jazz. TCB podcast dot com. That's where you go to find out more information about Chrissy and I. All the audio, all the video right there from one location. No muss, no fuss. You can just go there and, you know, do the URL thing if that's what you're into. Also, you can get your free TCB sticker by hitting the contact us button. Drop down menu says, I want my free sticker. Give us your physical address. Astrid will send you one. You want us to sign it or something like that? Just let us know in the, in the, in the email and we'll do our best to get that out to you. Add the commercial break on Instagram, TCB podcast on TikTok and YouTube.com the commercial break for all the episodes on video the same day. They air here on the audio. 212-4333. TCB 212-433-3822 Questions, comments, concerns? Comments concern, content, ideas, or leave us a voicemail if you want to be on the next episode. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today, but I'll tell you that I love you. I'll say best to you and best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I will say we do say and we must say goodbye. Instacart is on a mission to have you not leave the couch this basketball season because between the pre game rituals and the post game interviews, it can be difficult to find time for everything else. So let Instacart take care of your game day snacks or weekly restocks and get delivery in as fast as 30 minutes because we hear it's bad luck to be hungry on game day. So download the Instacart app today and enjoy. $0 delivery fees on your first 3 orders. Service fees apply for 3 orders in 14 days. Excludes restaurants.

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